/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>15254330
Not yet.

second for weresheep waifu laifu

>>15254349
I love Jinkos, and I want everyone to know it.

>"You wanna see?"

Was the previous thread forcefully archived? Didn't know they could do that

I wonder how we managed to archive when the four threads ahead ahead of us are still active.
Bizarre, but no biggie I guess.

>>15254362
Not really.

>be raised by mg single mother
>it's hard sometimes, you know
>not because she doesn't make enough money, though
>she owns her own company after all
>it's the everyday stuff
>whenever you come home from a rough exam, there's new porn mags on your bed with a note that says s"take a load off"s
>doesn't help that they are always either mother/son incest, or loaded with women that have her body type
>and you don't dare masturbate in your room after your used tissues started disappearing from the trash bin
>you've caught her sneaking into your room at night and whispering lewd things in your ear
>thank god you stopped her from slipping a raging shroom into your dinner that one time
>she shoos away any girl you bring home, saying they aren't "woman enough" for you
>then there's the risque clothes she wears around the house
>come on, those daisy dukes don't even cover that g-string
>and when did they start making shirts with "Jocasta" across the front
>how many times has your birthday and christmas presents been her wrapped up in ribbon?
>this is some kind of torture, damn it
>one of these day you're gonna hold her down and teach her a lesson
>...no, that's what she wants
>there has to be something you can do about all this frustration...

>>15254355
ETA?

>>15254359
Fine taste.

>>15254362
Not interested.

>>15254357
Apply for your local Dakis for Lonely MGs program today

>>15254362
I'll pass

>>15254371
I dunno. I'm not the artist, just the one giving them money.

>>15254370
Incest is wrong.

>>15254359
Best taste.
>>15254365
The mods actually look out for us and are monstergirl fags themselves. Back when the no fun allowed mod was coming down on us the other mods were telling him to chill and that they like monster girls.

>>15254370
Single adoptive monstergirl moms are the best waifus.

>>15254390
>Things that came out of my ass for 500, Alex.

>>15254367
>>15254380
>>15254383
>"F-fine, I didn't want to show you jerks anyways!"

>>15254389
Wrong

>>15254382
I thought that was non-brown Yeti for a moment.
Also, that Weresheep could benefit from some curves.

>>15254394
There's at least one janitor who supposedly likes Slimegirls.

>>15254364
Maybe there was some intentional bumping done to speed us along.

>>15254394
>Being this new
The logs for the IRC channel the mods hang out in got leaked at one point, not just for this thread but for the entire site.

Just a heads up, pic relateds official manga 1st Chapter got translated

For those who care

>>15254370
Wolfgirls make the best mothers. They make the best everything.

Reminder that every thread needs lots and lots of dragons!

>>15254396
Miss, please contain yourself. Don't make me start playing this game for real and wipe the floor with you.

>>15254054
>>15254103
God-Tier taste anons.

You guys have such vanilla fetishes that I bet you can't even handle hand holding

>>15254396
>Anon has invaded xxmouse69xx World
>Host of Embers has been destroyed
>You can hear her raging from across the street

RENEGADE FOR LIFE

>>15254423
You don't want to know how non-vanilla my fetishes can be.

Anal sex with loli hellhounds
Dominating the heckhound until the juices dripping down her thighs start soaking into her leg fur

Which monster girls have DSL?

>>15254405
I do recall some fellow posting a green slimegirl before the thread went kaput not too long ago.
It's probably best that we put this discussion to rest.

Time to start this thread ri-

>>15254418
Ok we're good.

I like Kejourous.

Which monster would shitpost hardest in their human boy threads

>>15254433
Alright, mr. Janitor.

>>15254430
I want fat monstergirl ass on my face, but we can't all be happy.

>>15254430
Mindbendingly musky rack mofu!

>>15254389
Incest is bestcest.

>>15254405
Those are bold accusations, anon.

>>15254447
>>15254397
Incest is badcest.

>>15254441
Cheshire cats.

>>15254437
They're cute, and thick!

Remember even if she is a monster fucking your sister is wrong

Translation when?

>>15254442
Nope, and as I said it's best if you put this to rest.

>>15254449
Then why does it feel so right?

>>15254430
Fucking the hot-water-pillow lolihound, mushing her into the mistress with every thrust, and filling her up with boiling seed to make her even warmer. That's the dream.

>TFW no amount of music helps to get in the mood for writing
>MFW P'Orc fighting over you while a Green Orc snuggles with you
>MFW you just wanted to go to Porkers for their Super Zing Wing deal

>>15254413
Wonderful

>>15254418
I love that image so much. Not because of the titties, but because of her beautiful eyes.

>>15254370
incest with lewd MG moms is the best

>>15254466
husband discount if you marry one

>>15254462
People usually like seek what they shouldn't.

>>15254466
Listen to music that pumps you up to do something, not just music that goes well with the contents of your writing.

>>15254449
Dork spotted.

>>15254456
>fucking your sister is wrong
But that makes it oh so right.

>>15254476
Enjoy having children with birth defects nerdo

>>15254471
There's only one Jocasta complex MG I'll ever fall for.

>>15254479
But she isn't that cute paladin across the street that your sister hates

>>15254466
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfJ140ZipGM

I'm in the same rut right now.

>>15254482
Thats not how Monster Girls Work Anon

>>15254458
How do girls with black sclera manage to look cuter than girls without?

A Hellhound with a look of warm, maternal affection sounds lovely in that regard.

>>15254492
Well too fucking bad, tell that to mother nature from our world.

>>15254482
Monster mojo, friendo.

>>15254490
I've been in for eight months now and am beginning to question if I even want to write with all the job related stuff I have to do and dealing with TFT like an idiot

>>15254471
>>15254486
>You will never unkowingly drink your adoptive monstergirl moms breast milk each time you pour yourself a glass of milk
It hurts.

>>15254497
You realize that 'mom' and 'sister' are only technical terms in MGE, right? Monsters don't give birth to human males. They're your step-mom and -sister, genetically different from you and perfectly fair game for dicking. The only risk is with your daughter, which is probably mitigated by the fact that you are two different species.

>>15254514
>Drinking milk without anything else
Eugh.

>>15254511
>dealing with TFT

What? If you don't want to, just don't deal with them. That's the solution.

>>15254468
She indeed is

>>15254496

did the third in this series get released?

>>15254514
>unknowingly
Anon, she would happily tell you it's her's and convince you that it's normal. The only question is how long do you hold out before giving into her plans and try to suckle from her.

>>15254441
Other then redditcat, Oomukades.
>God, humanboys are so pathetic, I ever understand how some losers ant to be dommed by them.
>If I took of my seal in front of them, they wouldn't be able to resist diving in and gulping down bug juice, that's how slutty and easily controlled they are.
>Then I'll rape him, like all men secretly want. I"ll get rough, maybe sat him around a bit, boys love that.
>Once he's nice and obedient from the V, I'll take him home as my bitch
>What are you going to do about it, romancefags?

>>15254520
Not when I post, they aren't.

>>15254522
It's monstergirl milk, so you don't need to spice it up with honey and sugar and the like.

>>15254511
>dealing with TFT

>>15254531
It needs to be translated
http://exhentai.org/g/934605/fe579f521c/

>>15254538
>Spice it up
>Not mixing it in coffee

>>15254531
yep

>>15254532
>The only question is how long do you hold out before giving into her plans and try to suckle from her.
The moment the Holstaur top and milking machine is when.

>>15254532
>Minotaur wet nurse
>Every time she sees you in the yard sparring with the swords master of the estate her nips star to ache and she just lactates a little
>God, how she wants you to suck on her tits again

Finalized Miia and Daughteru picture with the ring and the fixed ears

>>15254546
Never been into coffee.

>>15254441
Stage two alps

>>15254540
I can still here the voice

>>15254559
It's the best legal drug you'll ever taste. You should try it sometime.

>>15254554
come in is when*

Who is the perfect monsterwaifu to play DOOM with?

Would a spider help me get over my arachnophobia or would she bully me over it?

>>15254570
Both at once.

>>15254557
About time.

>>15254570
Both.

>>15254557
Why don't you just ask the artist to fix that bit? If it was a mistake then it's something he needs to fix since you paid him.

Not to shit on your photoshop skills or anything but it's definitely a little off from the rest of her.

>>15254576
>>15254579
How would her bullying me help

>>15254569
Valkyrie. Those demon fucks are going to get cleansed with extreme prejudice.

>>15254557
Those ears stand out a lot

>>15254456
This is objectively false.

>>15254582
Sexual bullying.
Which reminds me of something that annoys me in porn, like when its some demon chick or something like that and they say something along the lines of 'How shameful to be cumming inside a being like me' or 'You're such a pervert for wanting an inhuman like me', why the hell would I be ashamed of fucking a super hot girl?

>>15254581
>>15254587

I did, haven't heard back.He already added the ring, and i already feel bad about asking him to fix the ears once

I think they look fine, but i might mess with the colors a bit more, or ask an artist friend who actually knows what they're doing to try

>>15254583
Would she rip and tear all the demons

>>15254582
Because she finds it cute and arousing when you're nervous.

>>15254497
Mother nature from our world also says monstergirls are anatomically, medically, and physiologically impossible. So your argument is self-defeating in the first place.

>>15254591
I might pass out from the fright
>>15254594

Would you huddle up close to a kitsune during a cold thunderstorm while wrapped up in her tails, anon?

Would you rest your head on her chest and let her rub your hair gently as you both listen to the sounds of rain and thunder outside? Would you enjoy her soft murmurs into your ear?

>>15254520
This is ignoring the possibility of half-siblings, and that the possibility that your biological mother or sister could be transformed into a monstergirl.

>>15254593
They have big butts so they must be big sluts! RIP AND TEAR!

>>15254555
>your former monstergirl wet-nurse will never stalk you out after finally finding what school you attend, milk leaking through her top all the while
>she will never pin you to a wall and forcefully breastfeed you with her massive calcium cannons
>she'll never ride you ragged and claim you as her husband thereafter
Suffering.

>>15254592
>i already feel bad about asking him to fix the ears once
There's no reason to feel bad mate. He's responsible for the mistake and is therefore responsible for correcting it.

I want to hold a Raiju that is scared of thunderstorms

>>15254600
You had me at kitsune.

>>15254595
That same point also defeats yours.

>>15254605

>calcium cannons

thank you for this

>>15254603
Does that make the Valkyrie have no butt?

>>15254598
It's not bad. She just can't control herself when she sees you acting all nervous. She's going to bully you and tease you and shower you in kisses.

>>15254605
What happens if you call your wetnurse mom on accident

>>15254592
Don't feel bad about it. It's your picture you're paying money for, and you'll regret it in the future seeing that imperfection.
Just stay polite and nice. The artist will be happy to satisfy you so you can be a returning customer and spread the good word for them.

>>15254605
So...
What happens if I get that fox pregnant?

>>15254613
No figure at all

>>15254612
I've used that euphemism for a long time now.
.less even liked it, though I don't know if I should feel flattered or not.

>>15254617
She spontaneously orgasms

>>15254600
No, but I would hide myself and pretend to leave her alone, when she stats crying and calling my name I will pop-up and give her a smile.
I wonder what is going to be her reaction

>>15254611
Which is why we're talking about MGverse and not real life. In which mamonobama mana allows for defect-free incest babies.

>>15254617
The milk output triples and the ahegao face intensifies

and so does the teasing

>>15254557
>>15254581
>>15254587
>>15254606

Speak of the devil, he just now messaged me back with this

Honestly these ears feel like they're sticking out more then the ones i did, i don't know though

>>15254628
That's fine by me

Which monster is the antithesis of your waifu

>>15254635
But I don't wanna elaborate my argument on a fictional scenario where magic outlaws most established logical and scientific knowledge!

>>15254613
You gonna tell the holy powerhouse that she has a fat ass? She thinks it's normal size for her childbirthing hips.

>>15254617
>>15254636
>Call wet-nurse 'mom' on accident
>They still have cracks in the wall from where she fucked you ragged against it

>>15254617
More moaning, her milk volume increases, and her desire to bear your daughterus is further intensified.

>>15254617
Crap anyone remember that quick greentext where the kiki wet nurse says it's her child now to the real mom

>>15254641
Sphinx, I suppose. Cheshire could work as well, but they seem more suited as a foil for a hellhound.

>>15254605
>The help deciding who I marry
She'll be punished for her vulgar displays and learn to enjoy it
Only when she's been put in her place of begging to be milked and enjoying both the sex and the punishments for her lewd behavior will I marry her.

>>15254644
I'd take a fat ass Valkyrie

>>15254639
That's the ticket.

>>15254640
Wouldn't you rather have a more shapely demon

>>15254639
Definitely is standing out more and Cherry's ear has broken pixels on it's tip.

>>15254650
The "I'm your mommy now" thing is kind of annoying.

>>15254622
You might want to invest in a milking machine.

>>15254650
That just sounds awful.

>>15254641
Probably Wurm. Dumb, strong and giddy, compared to smart, frail and reclusive.

>>15254662
The last occurrence of that was only a few months ago anon.

>>15254666
lich?

>>15254658
Hell no man
I want a angry, screen screaming waifu that gets mad seeing demons or someone shooting civilians
Also with no tact whatsoever

Wolfus are objectively the best!

>>15254650
That's kinda hot.

>>15254663
And what if I don't?
It's not like her chest can get bigger

>>15254667
SHUT UP I'M BUSY BEING IRRATIONAL

>>15254673
They really are, especially Tomboy Wolfus!

>>15254650
>Mother-son NTR

Sasuga, kikifags.

>>15254669
Crow tengu.

>>15254650
you weren't wrong about quick it was 2 lines

>The day the young boy calls the Kikimora mom without thinking
>The Kikimora glares at the woman with a maddened grin on her face and mouths "He's mine now"

>>15254652
You've always been married to the help. You just didn't realize until she forced her tit into your mouth.

>tfw onee-san will never show you off as her cute otouto to her friends, being all smug that you're her otouto and that they're all jealous while you're unaware of what she's doing, just enjoying the attention as she scoops you up and feeds you chips on her lap, palpable jealousy in the air.

>>15254633
She'll bury her face into your chest while pulling you up close to her with her tails.

Then she'll wrap you up against her all night to make sure you don't leave her again. She'll whisper all her naughty plans into your ear about how she plans to punish you for leaving her alone like that as well.

>>15254641
Pharaoh, probably?

>>15254688
what happens when you get raped as part of a bet she lost

>>15254681
How is that applicable when the kids actual mom was never a love interest?

>>15254641
I guess something meek, frail and dumb. A slime, I guess?

>>15254681
Stop being so salty,

>>15254694
My smile is lost forever, permanently scarring my onee-san for failing to protect it as is her duty as an onee-san!

>>15254641
A Manticore, because only a whore would be the anti-thesis of the la douleur exquise a Wight can offer.

>>15254695
It's like blood-relation NTR.

>>15254700
>Salty

The "sasuga, kikifags" didn't tip you off to the facetious nature of the post?

>All these niggas wanting to be kids again
Being a kid was shit.

>>15254711
Kikimora Mom > Human Mom.

I'd rather mentor monster girls

>>15254714
To be fair, they're not as bad as the faggots who like diapers.

>>15254413
>>15254527
What do you mean, like the 2 chapters that have been on sadpanda for months or something else?

>>15254715
Real mother > Some literally mentally deranged, obsessive poser mother who just wants you as a son so she can fulfil some twisted sexual desire and who is a pretty awful monstergirl all round

>>15254464

>>15254725
Obviously.

>>15254722
A non-h Manga

>>15254725
Can't they share him?

which monster is most like a water pillow because I want to rest my head in that monsters lap

I don't think I'll ever get gud at writing without dipping into ABBN levels of heresy

>>15254739
Slime

>>15254714
>Cool cute kid back in the day with a single mom
>All of my mom hot friends liked to hug me
>I acted scared most times just to touch titties
I miss those times

>>15254739
According to Mamono Obongo, all of them.

>>15254729
Now you're speaking my language. And that hairstyle works so goddamn well on Hellhounds, lolis and shortstack ones especially. That short but-not-too-short, messy and fanned out style looks great on them.

Add a pure, white dress on top of that for the visual and symbolic contrast, and that's a perfect hellhound right there.

>>15254738
Like lesbians, get that yuri shit out

>>15254751
The human can be his mom for boring shit, and the kikimora would sneak into his bedroom at night to make him a man.

>>15254751
Holy shit, you're trying so hard to hate on yuri, you're actually making it up where it doesn't exist.

You know what they say about he who fights monsters.

>>15254762
That he should take care not to fuck them?

>>15254762
>You know what they say about he who fights monsters.
That he's the hero we need?

>>15254762
I was trying to be funny

>>15254738
Meh. Even if it was them taking turns, or covering for each other, that just feels weird and impersonal. Like you're turning being a mother into a regulated job.

>>15254762
He who fights monster becomes a monster.

>>15254767
What was the punchline? loldykes? Get your shit off the stage, Cook.

>>15254770
He alps?

>>15254771
MYSPACE

>>15254769
Then they fight for the right.

>>15254772
No you goddamn

>>15254767
In that case, sorry. I'll eat my words there.

I guess the actual anti-yuri brigade is just so fucking autistic, even a satirical post like yours looks exactly what one of those nutters would say.
In that way, I suppose it's really good satire.

>>15254771
Could you teach me how to be funny

>>15254785
What's the difference between a sick Alp and a sick Bob? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mother's a whore.

>>15254785
It's all about

What are monstergirls's camp fire stories like?

>>15254762
>You know what they say about he who fights monsters.
If I arm wrestle enough oni i'll become one?

Holy SHIT.

>>15254798
Mostly romantic fairy tales

Ends with hand-holding, cuddling, and kissing.

>>15254798
Their horror stories are about men who die young

what type of monster girl would you want to help protect your smile? How would she help you feel better about yourself?
greentext it or else it will never happen

I'm going to snuggle a shorstack houri and there's nothing you can do to stop me!

>>15254811
>still having a smile
You'll get there...

>>15254805
How is that any different from human girl fairy tales?

>>15254798
>"And then then the handsome young man DIDN'T HAVE SEX WITH HER!"
>"And they never SAW each other AGAIN!"
>"And the Spider Girl never found anyone else who made her FEEL THE SAME WAY"

>>15254777
>>>/u/

I want to molest a slimy araeel!

>>15254820
The monster-girls self-inserts herself as the princess and her husband as the prince of course.

>>15254821
Do all the little monsters start screaming

>>15254817
my smile has been gone for awhile
im just trying to bring it back and maybe help out a few others as well

>>15254828
Some of the parents had to come and take them home because they were just a mess afterwards.

>"Everything is okay sweetheart. It's just a nasty story. Your gonna find a man who loves you just as much as I do someday and he's never gonna let you go"
>"P-Promise, dad?"
>"I promise"

>>15254835
I suppose hope dies last.

And it will, sooner or later.

I want to draw a Lich doing something cute but I can't think of any ideas, send help

Do spiders tie up their paladin dakimakura

>>15254714
yea, it was shit cause you didn't have a hot MG onee-san to cuddle with and pamper you, and wake up to her cuddlefucking you while hugging you tight and saying how much she loves you.

You cum inside and she gives you your first adult kiss, but you're still hard so she she keeps going, just saying your name over and over again.
You don't know what's going on, but it feels good, and you love you nee-san so you don't fight it.

You would wake up in the morning with her still clinging to you and you still inside her

>>15254857
No, because they know they can't hold back JUSTICE.

>>15254853
A young Lich Girl excited she got a 'My First Evil Laboratory' kit for kids, for her birthday.

>>15254853
A Hathorite Lich doing a deadpan "moo~"

>>15254853
A lich tugging on her husband's sleeve and telling him they need to commence 'cuddle experiment #957' immediately. While pouting.

>>15254811
>Be sad
>Anubis girlfriend promises she'll make something great if I stop being sad
>Stop being sad
>After several months, she shows me what she was making
>It's a rocket ship
>Cool
>Go up into space together
>Start having crazy awesome sex, be the first couple to ever get it on in space and do it well
>All our fucking produces huge amounts of sexual radiation, which bathes the earth like rays from the sun
>The extreme amounts of sexual energy flooding the earth has a profound effect
>It makes everything sexier, causes the gradual collapse of religious extremism, fatally poisons every Tumblr-tier feminist on the planet, and destroys every form of pornographic censorship
>The earth enters a new golden age as my anubis waifu and I continue into the stars, fucking and emitting even more sexual radiation
>It saturates countless other planets, sparking life on them
>In the millennia to come, that life will sure evolve into sexy aliens who unite with humanity
>And my smile was there to stay
>The End.

Okay, I greentexted it. Now where's my wife?

>>15254863
But it is just a pillow not an actual paladin

>>15254853
Loli lich reading a book in a pillow fort

>>15254853
A loli lich doing something cute with Ashley from Warioware. Maybe they're wearing each other's clothes.

>>15254853
Going to amusement park while completely deadpan. Or sitting on Anon's face.

>>15254861
Go away, dumb spider.

>>15254870
What a miracle.

>>15254882

>>15254798
>>15254882

>>15254873
CANT
HOLD
BACK
JUSTICE

>>15254886
Look at that dumb spider, she can't even use a door like a normal monster girl!

>>15254887
Is this a MonMusu thread meme?

>>15254886
can you please just
draw some glacies

>>15254899
It's just the equivalent of "HORSE PUSSY" or "SNAKE CLOACA" for spiders.

>>15254899
It's just the Rachnee equivalent of these pics.

>>15254909
God damn, what a terrible girl she was.

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>>15254680
Tomboy wolfus in spats!

>>15254904
>>15254909
I lurked in the thread that it was brought up.
I was also surprised to see that there was less non-MG related faggotry than usual.

>>15254894

>20x20 foot long sandbox in the playground
>It's big enough to accommodate all the girls that want to play in it
>Little Pharaoh girl gets her friends together to build a sand chair
>Her Anubis friend is especially good at making one, as she is eager to help the others in building it when they have trouble
>Near the end of recess, they manage to complete the chair for the Pharaoh to sit in
>Everybody is happy
>Until the Apophis girl comes and pushes her out of her chair
>Pharaoh girl cries because she was pushed down
>A timid boy comes from behind the lamia child
"Ophy, come on, l-let's go play something else."
>"nnNOO! I wanna sit in the sand chair!"
>Taking a closer look, the sand chair has collapsed, having been knocked down along with the Pharaoh
>Her chance to sit in the chair gone, the lamia cries too
>Recess ends, everyone is called back inside
>Pharaoh is crying
>Apophis is crying
>The little boy didn't get to play Duck, Duck, Goose with Ophy
>Nobody is happy
and that's why grapesnake should be removed

>>15254881
That would actually give me a good chance to practice backgrounds some more, I'll try this first

>>15254877
>>15254875
>>15254865
I don't think I've ever drawn a loli before but these are pretty cute. I'll definitely try to do the pillow fort one at least

>>15254866
Forgive my ignorance, what's a Hathorite? Is it similar to a Holstaur or something?

>mfw there's no mlg monster girls.

>>15254909
Kii is so pretty. Lovely hairstyle too. If only she was a bit nicer.

>>15254915
Dumb spider.

>>15254913
Playing video games with your Tomboy Wolfu friend!

>>15254923
Nice repost.

>>15254931
Pretty much this. She had a good body, interesting powers, and her chapter catered to my milking fetish. Too bad she's such a bitch.

>>15254929
Doesn't necessarily need to be lewd loli. At least it doesn't for that Ashley idea. Just have her all wrapped up in the lich's robe.

As for the Hathorite thing, Hathor is the Egyptian goddess of joy, motherhood, and fertility. The thread has the idea of a Hathor as a busty, holstaur who lactate a miracles in milk form.
Her followers, hathorites, are blessed with curvy, fertile bodies, and extreme ease of lactation.

I wanna go to the land of wurms where we only stop mating when the world no longer turns.

>>15254929
Back when we were on /a/, we devised a monstergirl faction centered around the goddess of health and fertility herself, Hathor.
Hathorites are the followers of that faction, and as a result of that their proportions are thicker, their breasts larger, and they even have the ability to produce milk like a Holstaur.

I actually typed out a greentext detailing a Hathorite Liches physical description if you have any issue with me reposting it here.

>>15254915
Wait, how broken will my pelvis get if i want an Ushi-Oni to dominate me?

>>15254950
I want to get locked by those legs until there's nothing left in me but dust!

REMOVE GRAPESNAKE

>>15254929
You are my friend now

>>15254886
Heard You Talking Shit Like I Wouldn't Find Out.jpg

>>15254948
>>15254950
Ah, alright, thanks!

I actually think I found that greentext while trying to google what a Hathorite was. I'll probably try to draw the Hathorite Lich too then

>>15254975
Was it a warosu link?

Milk?

>>15254975
>Hathorite Lich

>>15254979
Yeah, it was.

>>15254798
>>15254821
>"A young man and a monstergirl went out for a drive at night, under a beautiful, snow-white moonlight."
>"The soothing quietness of the night was calming, dreamlike even."
>"It was the perfect night for romance, the little lovebirds enjoying each other's company to the fullest."
>"But then something happened."
>"The car shook up and down with a loud 'clang' for a moment, before quieting down."
>"Surprised and worried, the man decided to stop the car at the side of the road to investigate, but not before turning to his beloved girlfriend and giving her a kiss, reminding her of his love for her."
>"'What happened, honey?', she asks, confused by the situation."
>"'I think something happened to the car. It's probably just the engine again. Stay here, I'll go see if I can find some fuel. Don't forget to keep the doors locked until I get back, alright?', her lover replied."
>"'Uh... Okay. I guess I'll just stay here, then.', she agrees, deciding to look after the car."
>"After one last kiss, the man closes the door and walks away"
>"Minutes soon turned into hours, and the poor lady would only grow worried for the well-being of her lover, who had not yet returned."
>"Just as she considered leaving the car in order to go look after her boyfriend, she hears the sound of running footsteps approaching, followed by franctic scratching and banging of the car's door."
>"'LET ME IN', someone screams from the outside. Scared, the girl refuses to open the door, fearing it might be a robber's elaborate scheme to make her open it."
>"Soon the scratching and banging stops, just as quickly as it came, and complete silence takes over once again."
>"Convinced that the possible criminal was finally gone, she resumed her long wait for her beloved man to return."
>"She waited, and waited, and waited, until she eventually gave in to the world of Morpheus, and fell asleep."
>"Something bothers her eyes, eventually forcing her to wake up. Still feeling somewhat groggy from her sleep, the monstergirl is shocked upon realizing that the tormentor of her eyes was nothing other than mere sunlight. It was already morning, a quiet one, for there was no sign of her man, anywhere."
>"Desperate, she quickly unlocks the car doors and steps outside to look for her boyfriend, and as she leaves the car to check... MAN DOOR HAND HOOK CAR DOOR"

>>15254984
I made the post with "Gigamac'd.png"
I suspect that also counts as the beginning of my lactation fetish.
>>15254990
Whenever I click the warosu link, it just takes me to a random part of the /jp/ archive.

>>15255001
Try this one. It's also a few pages into the Google search for "Hathorite".

https://yuki.la/jp/15107300

>>15255008
That works well then, and I guess I don't need to repost my greentext in that regard.

>>15254991
Spoopy

>>15254785
timing.

>>15254991
2spooky your gonna make all those monsters look for a person to cuddle with cause they can't sleep alone

I want to make fun of tabletop Gazer's taste in obscure wargames and say that 40k is way better!

>>15254975
>I'll probably try to draw the Hathorite Lich too then
That sounds sublime

>>15254952
I don't think they do that anymore.

>>15254729
>hellhound in a thin white sundress
Almost perfect. It's perfect when she takes it off on the excuse that it's too hot to wear clothes

>>15255033
That's how you get Gazer ass on your face.
>>15255036
I want to fuck Draco.

>>15255033
I want to get involved with a gamer Gazer but be a massive normie that doesn't share her hobbies and makes her feel alone, so that she never truly feels comfortable with me but is too nervous about the fact that she might never get another guy again to leave me.
I want to belittle her hobbies and make her deny herself until she lives a lie!

>>15255030
>>15255027
I guess my job is done here. It's time to disappear

I kinda just wanna play some vidya with a gazer no sex or anything just vidya

>>15255074
What game would you play and do you think that you're good enough to beat a gazer?

>>15255078
I could kick her ass at League of Legends

>>15255078
Just some mario party with her other gazer friends

>>15255054
>That's how you get Gazer ass on your face.
What if I refuse to eat her out until she gets better taste in miniature games?

>>15255086
You gotta open that mouth to breathe some day, anon.

>>15255054
I'll just tell her that her butt's all gooey and gross.

>>15255085
Is that just a way for her to show off that she's got a boyfriend and all the other gazers are lonely dorks who post on /hbg/

>>15255090
what if he just gets his blood oxygenated without breathing

>>15255033
I want to make fun of a Gazer by telling her that vidya won't fill the void of having a lover forever! Even though I'm already miserable since I'm long past that point.

>>15255094
But I'm just her friend and she is introducing me to her other friends with a nice game of Mario Party

>>15255102
>nice game of Mario Party
you are so getting hate fucked by three gazers after you steal their stars

>>15255099
Then he'll have to get her off his face if he's going to go and do normal day to day activities.

>>15255101
I want a mindflayer to attempt to invade my brain, only to discover what ten years of loneliness, despair, and anger have done to me! I want her to recoil at a legitimately terrible human being who is too far gone for healing!

>>15255112
No one is ever Too Far Gone.

>>15255056
I want to make a gamer gazer spill her spaghetti and reveal her power level to me accidentally!

>>15255115
I want to star in a widely acclaimed film that most Monster Girls love wherein a buxom and sensual protagonist heals a suicidal shutin with the power of sex. It is considered a intellectual's movie because it only contains half an hour of sex.
> " 'Coming' to a theatre near you: Too Far Gone "

>>15255115
That's pretty naive of you, Anon.

>>15255120
What kind of things would she say that cause her to reveal her power level? Would she present an argument as to shy a Ultrarape Marine could crush Master Chieftess's mind both physically and mentally?

>>15254934
I want to play Doom with a wolfu!

>>15255145
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q657rEkgfKs
AWOOOOOOOOOO HERE IT COMES, THE WAN TRAIN

>>15255153
DYNAMITE

>>15255057
no problem

>>15255145
>mfw Id retconned Doomguy into an eons-old demon-slaying demigod that regularly depopulates entire planes of existence, rather than just some UAC marine shmuck who disobeyed orders

If this post ends in 0, 3, 6 or 9, I'll write at least a good chunk of the story I've got planned and drafted.
Otherwise I'm going to get some well needed sleep.

>>15255164
aww

>>15255164
Whats the story about m8?

>>15255163
I'd say that's an improvement.

which monster is the equivalent of Black Dynamite?

>>15255166
I'm a little disappointed too. But that's how the roll goes, and I need my sleep. I'll roll again tomorrow night.

>>15255167
Sex and stuff. With a bit of milk floating about in there too.

>>15255164
If this ends on a 1, 3, 5 or 7 I promise to never delete a paste or a story ever again and may write a re-write to a shitty story I forced on you all.

>>15255178
Well, I mean, milk is cool.

>>15255178
>Sex and stuff. With a bit of milk floating about in there too.
Does it involve a certain spider, or will it involve another species of monstergirl?

>>15255153
I fucking love E1M1's music to this day

>>15255163
Like, he's continually reborn in different dimensions, without a clue why, but he knows he must kill?

>>15255169
By the way Doomguy's armor is blessed by angels and he's bros with angelic Paladins.

https://i.4cdn.org/v/1463621945768.jpg

>>15255195
He's immortal and travels between dimensions (.wads) according to the new DOOM

>>15254652
Who did this? I don't recognize the line art.

>>15255198
Oh fug
>Robert Altman
great director, if they're talking about the same guy.

>>15255184
Goddamnit Alp(?).

>>15255187
It's always cool.
You can count on milk. It's the hometown of fluids.

>>15255189
No spiders I'm afraid. Another type of girl.

>>15255080
Nobody wins when you're an assfaggot.

>>15254886
I bet that wall is actually just stylized to look like a wrecked hole was torn through it. It's got painted and sculpted cracks, and bits of 'debris' that fall from it on occasion into a hidden bin.

>>15255207
>tfw had good memories when I first started playing LoL
>Like some of the characters in it
>Don't wanna go back to it

>>15255195
If the guts are huge you must rip and tear.

New Doom did a great job w/ Doom guy. Pure rage machine.

>>15255206
>Another type of girl.
Even more intriguing.

>>15255203
No anon, not that Altman. They're more likely talking about Robert Altman of ZeniMax.

>>15255212
fuck, maybe I'll get it someday
>>15255216
I thought it was strange they'd thank the director of M*A*S*H

>>15255223
You should have used google next time.

>HDoom is canon
>Doomguy went from murdering every single demon to fucking demon pussy like there was no tomorrow.
>At one point he was a little Japanese schoolgirl murdering demons.
God damn.

>>15255237
Where does it make these canon?

oh shit guys I think I finally figured out why I don't really care for manticores

In everything i've read with them they never seem to get any pleasure from using their tailpussies.

>>15255260
multiverse theory

>>15255237
>that episode when doomguy was batman
>that episode when the demons were girls and he fucked them
>that episode when the demons were normal but he fucked the imp anyway
>that episode when he couldn't enter the universe because it was billions of times bigger than it was supposed to and the elder gods trashed it
>that episode when he became a white surpremacist rapper and emptied his nine in the welfare line

>>15255260
In various files in the game. It basically says that Doomguy travels through multiple different versions of Hell. Which means that every single .wad made for the old Doom games are now canon.

I want to kiss and bite on my waifu tail while I massage her scaly feet and whisper the things I want to do with her on bed.

>>15255266
>that time he was a fat italian hobo that killed everyone

>>15255263
>implying you can get any pleasure from rape

Guys, what would be the Team Rocket Trio of Monster Girls?

>>15255277
would meowth be a shota?

>>15255277
A Cait Sith, a Cu Sith and a matango. They go around stealing cute shotas from other monster girls.

>>15255276
But anon what if you want to get raped by a monster girl?

>>15254930
Delete this you spastic hack

>>15255277
Jessie would be a Manticore with a bright red tailpussy.
James would be a Cheshire with a tendency for crossdressing.
Meowth would be their human loli mascot who taught herself how to act like a monster.

>>15255237
>>15255266
Reminder that Doomguy is the demons now. Officially.

>>15255286
It's not rape for you then. The monster on the other hand would be unable to feel pleasure and they'd fall into a guilt spiral of drugs, alcohol and rape, which only succeeds in driving them further into despair.

>>15255298
how would a Cheshire crossdress

>>15255298
>Cheshire with a tendency for crossdressing.
This is so subtle I'm not sure if it's even a reference to the image I got when I thought of that. If it is that, you're a giant faggot.

>>15255305
She'd wear boys clothes.

>>15255306
It took me awhile to realize, but that was not my intention, no.

>>15255277
Jessie would be a Lamia. An Apophis, specifically.
James would be half a Liliraune.
And Meowth would be a Cait Sith.

>>15255298
>Spoiler
Scratch what I said, that's much better for Meowth.

>>15255330
I'd see James as some sort of Toxic Slime.

>>15255350
Bubble Slime?

>>15255298
Meowth learned the secret language of monster girls

Give me the rapeist, story you have

>>15255351
I thought about it, and it was pretty close, though they aren't necessarily toxic so much as just smelly.

>>15255260
It doesn't. Idiots from /v/ are reading too far into things as per usual and shitting up other boards in the process

>>15255360
Okay
http://pastebin.com/A0JMjDJw

>>15255360
Define "rapiest"

>>15255366
Go take a nap, nerd.

>>15255206
I'm far worse than Alp. At least that snow mongol has found solidarity in being shit.

>>15255366
Oh look who it is, Mr. Buzkillington to the fucking rescue.

>>15255360
http://pastebin.com/iG6UBAep
http://pastebin.com/xvcRB3Yd
http://pastebin.com/2P1U4TN0
http://pastebin.com/ZQRTwSWx
http://pastebin.com/Kz2eFiq7
http://pastebin.com/8hcNqfsa

>>15255360
http://pastebin.com/xvcRB3Yd
Manticore too

What is the most consensual story we have?

Goodnight /mgg/ I hope your favorite monster girl gives you a visit in your dreams.

>>15255408
God, I can only hope.

>>15255393
Not him, but here's another:
http://pastebin.com/uEv9sU0C

>>15255408
I don't remember my dreams. I guess I'll do the next best thing and try to get better at drawing.

>>15255408
Thanks. I don't have any meaningful dreams anymore but I hope you get a good one with your waifu.

>>15255198
I've been playing the new Doom but I haven't seen a file in the game that says he travels timensions, to me it just sounds like he's a warrior who throughout the ages has battled against demons.

>>15255448
"The only flesh and blood to walk between dimensions"

You gotta dig for lore tidbits in the codex and audio.

>>15255448
Will Doomguy ever meet a bunnygirl version of his beloved Daisy?

>>15255454
I just interpreted that he's the only dude to travel between the hell dimension and the normal dimension. It doesn't really mean he's traveled multiple dimensions.

>>15255456
Anon. no. Don't sexualize Daisy.

Anon, you got something stuck on you, come back to shore so you can clean it off

>>15255456
Doom will literally kill off every demon version of you and probably every non demon version of you for even trying to sexualize his pet rabbit.

>>15255491
Alright.

Sleepy, how's the VN been going? Haven't seen any updates lately.

Tell me about monster girls who would like to see me flustered.

>>15255535
A devil would
She'd wear a naked apron and sit in your lap, grinding her rear against you while asking about your day.

>>15255555
But what if you want an onee-san instead of a loli to do it?

>>15255565
Cake.
She gets tall, thick thighs, and a killer rear.

>>15255535
Make no mistake. She's a hunter by nature. You can't show any weakness.

>>15255573
I wouldn't mine an Apophis trying to fluster me.
What happens if she succeeds though?

>>15255577
Obviously she presses harder on her assault until she eventually finds a way to sink her teeth into you with your semi-consent.
Then a sleepover at her place.

>>15255583
What if I'm a weenie and am too scared to be bitten?

>TFW my monster girl doesn't have true fangs and can't bite me
Would my dragon waifu bite me if I asked nicely?

>>15255600
I said 'semi' for a reason.

I need something comforting. anons.
I just found out that my aunt, who has been in poor health for years now, needs a kidney transplant, and may have liver cancer, signed DNR.
And her PoS children decided the best thing to talk about on their first visit with her in weeks wasn't the treatment options or how she was feeling, but funeral arrangements.
Post comfort/healing stuff.

>>15255612
I'm sorry =(

>>15255612
They say head pats and cuddles make everything feel better....

>>15255622
Gonna need an awful lot of cuddles to fix this one.

How often are maids fired?

>>15255600
You gon act like a weenie you gon get eated like a weenie.

>>15255583
>until she eventually finds a way to sink her teeth into you with your semi-consent.
I'd better get cuddled afterwards.
I'm not good with puncture wounds.

Glad to see you guys remain unchanged.

have a angel girl play monopoly and teach her the meaning of hate

what was the weirdest thing you've seen here?

>>15255655
No, don't you dare.

>>15255659
The guy that wanted to watch the DL give birth.

>>15254349
http://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2016/05/18/478212837/in-search-for-cures-scientists-create-embryos-that-are-both-animal-and-human
P R A I S E A M M I T - C H A N

>>15255659
That link to the single nastiest doujin I've read.
either that or this is the thread I learned about the tile guy

>>15255661
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH

Summer is here!

What a great time to go to the beach!

>>15255655
Dont let the Valkyries be banker!

You heard the lady...

>>15255671
Sorry, I'm a redskin man and a hate sand.

>>15255671
Not big enough.

>>15255655
>Monopoly
>Not Mario Party
You're not going big enough anon.

>>15255677
Both are as evil as the over. they should play both.