/jp/ - Otaku Culture

First for human girls are olev.

Yetis are short!

>>15242233
That's not a Yeti, that's a Yetling.

Moth is best Girl

Kikis are olev

>>15242236
Worst moth.

Big dragon hoard.

>>15242235
I'm gonna raise a wild pack of Yetlings to be decent girls who don't go around hugging everything in sight

Which monster girl would Miss Baker be?

>>15242266
Gentlemen, I propose a heist. I've played GTAV, I can do Trevor-tier plans.

>>15242231
I bet you also like consensual sex in the missionary position solely for recreation when it's economically viable. You fucking heathen.

>>15242276
What's the plan, Jim?

>>15242274
pot devil lmao

>>15242266
give me a pile bunker and a bacon sandwich. ill sort that dragon out and take the hoard.

>>15242281
We need to put together a crew. This sounds like a five-man operation. One to fuck the Dragon and the other four to carry the loot.
I volunteer to be the Dragonfucker. Trust me, I'm legit.

>>15242274
A wurm.

>>15242285
Well I'm coming with just to see this all crash and burn

>>15242276
We'll need a male virgin teen, a bi-plane, a goat, no less than 20kg of plastics, and at least 2 Dodge chargers with modified suspension and the back seats ripped out for luggage.

>>15242274
A kiki. She would teach russian though.

>>15242300
Lester go home, I said Trevor-tier planning.

>>15242303
Don't worry Anon. I can handle a dragon, I got a Ph.D in it.

>>15242274
Forget that, what sort of MG would Ms. Frizzle be?

>>15242314
Dude that's bollocks.

>>15242175
Husky kobolds are the best kobolds.

>>15242174
Kejourous seem pretty elegant, so I imagine they'd be kind of tall. Like it'd be rare to find an adult one below 5'10-ish.

>>15242274
A 9-tailed kitsune wih fluffy ears and big fluffy tails!

Friendship!

I wish to partake in the biggest butt a non giant (above 7 feet) monster girl can have!

ONII CHAN BUY ME GEIMU

>>15242340
Just how huge is that Wock in comparison to the other two waifus in that image?

>>15242369
No is no!

>>15242369
eacher spagaragus yu lil shet

My waifu > Your waifus

>>15242369
Never.

>>15242377
Miia is 5'8'' (Normal standing height, nto counting her tail length and all). Use that for scale

>>15242369
When did your personality get swapped with the alp imouto?

>>15242386
So it's safe to say that the Wock is 7-8 feet?

>>15242369
Sleep tight demon hamsters

>>15242369
You're too young to be playing Demon Six: Siege, how about you have my old Genesis and play some Streets of Rape 2

>>15242285
All I want is one gem preferably a red one

>>15242381
And if I don't have a "waifu"?

>>15242397
Alright.

My waifu > Your waifus > Faggots with no waifu

>>15242369
I'm telling you we can't afford Rapestation 4 so you'll just have to make do without your Unchaste sequel.

>>15242369
You need to earn it first.

>>15242400
Savage but true.

>>15242369
No. Go pirate something in the internet

>>15242230
Human girls and Monster girls, living in harmony.

Fox milk?

>>15242391
Yup, big tall Dragons

>>15242369
Would devil imoutos give blowjobs in exchange for video games?

>>15242417
Excellent.

>>15242340
>stacking tangerines

That's a cute Miia.

>>15242412
The Scylla is going all
>Pfft, you want me to stick them in your... really?

>>15242340
Seeing Miia with her ring sends pleasant shivers down my neck

>>15242425
Long snek is looooooong

>Teleport into the middle of an ancient demon capital
>All the incubi have exhausted their natural life spans and by virtue of only daughters being born, you are the only man

Do you bother even trying for meaningful relationship knowing that any waifu would be the monarch of cuckqueen, or do you just accept the life of a cumpump?

>>15242369
Or how 'bout you get a fucking job?
You're 23, Goddammit, get off my couch and stop eating my food.

>>15242429
Cumpump it is.

>>15242429
Incubi have lifespans matching their wife's though, and many monster girls are functionally immortal.

>>15242429
I'm a huge slut so cumpump is they way for me.

>>15242412
I love this sort of thing. Corruption, monsterisation and purging be damned. Human girls and monstergirls being close friends, supporting each other is the best.

>>15242429
Grab my waifu and run away.

Love the bats.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGCLJ4BQXXQ

>>15242446
Too bad Z Ton only does NTR bullshit now 2310

>>15242369
Hey, we got Dark Souls 3.
Go play that for a while.

>>15242446
>tfw you will never tickle your stoic Bat-waifu as she squeals "Stop! Stop! I AM THE NIGHT!"

Reminder that calling a well-endowed monstergirl a titcow is bound to be received as a compliment instead of a derogatory remark.

Can't say the same for haughty titcows like Dragons and Vampires though.

>>15242477
I must break you!

>>15242470
On one hand, that batgirl was cute, on the other hand, there were 2 NTR sequences, almost 3 in one night.

>>15242487
Ivan pls

>>15242480
A Vampire would probably feel embarrassed but act like nothing happened to not lose her composture.

>>15242490
N-no I was going for Bane not Swedish man playing Soviet man.

>>15242480
Reminder that Dragon milk is rich in nutrients.

>>15242493
Bane?

>>15242480
That's a nice, busty kiki.
Still not big enough for what I have planned, back to the milk for her!

>>15242496
Tastes like sulfur.
>>15242497
The Oni who broke my pelvis.

A High Elf falls in love with an Ogre

>>15242493
>I will break you.
This is Bane.

>I must break you.
This is a Swedish Soviet.

Know the difference, it might save your life.

>>15242492
I want to ask her if she has to pump the milk out them, provided she doesn't conceal herself in her wing-cape out of embarrassment.

>>15242509
>>>/tg/
>>>/u/

>>15242509
Go away yurifag.

>>15242506
No, that's hellhound milk. Dragon milk tastes like normal milk, but more refined and elegant.

>>15242496
I'm now reminded of that anon that wants an Elven milk maid.

>>15242510
I will take this lesson to heart, anon.
>>15242521
You sure you haven't been drinking Wight Milk?

>>15242521
Hellhound milk would taste sweet and spicy.

>>15242513
Male elves are a thing.

>>15242496
The best part about dragon milk is seeing the face of your once haughty and petulant dragon maid covered in tears of shame and arousal from being milked like a common cow.

God I hate elves.

>>15242525
Undead milk is stale and smells!

>>15242531
>>>/tg/

>>15242509
That elf shouldn't have been getting into the Troll's private stash.

>>15242531
I remember you from last thread. Are you going to try pushing this now?

>>15242522
The milkiest elf in all the land.
So much so that we'd need custom bras for her.

>>15242531
Anon, please stop it.

>>15242541
Male elves are a thing in MGE. Dwarves too.

>>15242544
I wasn't in the last thread. I think you're just confusing me with someone else.

>>15242522
>"You want me to do what?"

>>15242548
No.

>>15242553
I want you to not shower after exercising so I can smell your pits.

>>15242553
You heard me, I want you to go down to the dairy and pick up a gallon of milk. What did you think I was requesting?

>>15242549
Sure.

Since you want to go by canon, male dwarves are almost extinct, and male elves have their own kingdom where they never go out from.

Now fuck off.

>>15242549
>Male elves are a thing in MGE. Dwarves too.
And they're almost extinct and hidden away in villages where no one has any reason to go to. They're rarer than even the most uncommon monster girls.

There's no way one would ever come in contact with an ogre.

>>15242553
It's just a few military grade lactation enhancers, it'll only be for a month!

Totally not dangerously unstable.

>>15242539
Undead milk is cool, crisp, and sweet.

>>15242553
Come sit with me on the couch so we can cuddle up and read books together, neither of us have any work to do so why not just relax and enjoy some quality time with each other.

>>15242549
>>>/tg/

>>15242563
>drinking KC's pandering flavored kool-aid
wew

>>15242561
>>15242563
>>15242580
Jeez, you guys sure do hate fun.

I am TIRED of all these semen digging whores

Where are all the good girls who are willing to stay in a chaste relationship for months if not years?

I just want a girl to love me for who I am, not for what my semen tastes like

>>15242576
Next thing you guys are going top say is that Shoggoth milk is good.

>>15242605
You can have your fun on /tg/, they have orc and elf threads every week.

>>15242598
>>15242605

You have boards that cater to your interests since you're clearly upset that KC won't pander to you.

>>15242612
Woosh~

>>15242605
Just your idea of fun.

>>15242609
I've heard it tastes insane.

>>15242598
There's nothing wrong with it, since this thread is all about pandering

How is christmas celebrated in MGC?

>>15242609
It's a mystery.

What happens with orphans in MGC? More exactly with the human ones.

>>15242630
A group of THICC elves give presents to all the good single boys.

>>15242632
Some might get adopted by lonely rich CCs for the sake of husbando husbandry, others might get adopted into monstergirl/human families and onee-sabbath sects, and some will get taken in by whatever military has domain over MGC.

>>15242274
Hakutaku.

>>15242321
A Genki Lich.

I'll give you a bit to wrap your head around that.

>>15242638
Well, it would be rude for me not to give them a present in return.
The gift is pregnancy.

>>15242631
Still waiting for holst/kiki in the maid bikini

>>15242632
Black market

At least for the male ones

>>15242470
Bullshit.

The Bat-Ninja thing was NTR^3, but the majority of his stories remain...okay, vanilla is definitely not accurate, but still. His last couple stories haven't been...that.

>>15242561
"Kingdom".

KC's brief descriptors make it sound more like a commune innawoods or somethin'.
Dwarves probably have a Kingdom though. Dwarf Kingdoms are great. Like no matter what the medium or franchise, Lord of the Rings, Dragon Age, Elder Scrolls, D&D, whatever, Dwarf Kingdoms are always gorgeous in design. It's so easy to just gush about how nice the architecture always is.

I have no reason to believe that it would be any different in the MGE. Even if 95% of their population has become tiny, beardless cocksleeves.

>>15242640
That sounds very bittersweet being adopted by a lonely CC on one hand she wants to give you a home and make sure you have a family to raise you ,but on the other all you could be raised for is to potentially be a sex toy without any emotional connection of true love or her wanting to date you because she likes your personalty/various quirks.

Fuck Summer soon.

Maybe. Hopefully.

But for real fuck hot weather.

I'm going to rub catnip all over Anon's clothes. So the next time he goes out he's followed by a group of Cat Girls.

I want a tubby Yuki to 'plow the snow mounds'

>>15242689
I know, especially since I live in Florida and the heat just prevents you from doing anything. Makes me wish I had acute Yuki-onna or Glacies girl to cuddle with and make me feel good, maybe even go to get some ice cream together.

>>15242686
>be a sex toy without any emotional connection
I seriously doubt this can happen with a monstergirl in the long term.

>>15242703
Up top or down low?
I'd fill her with white either way.

>>15242692
Don't you dare you motherfucker

>>15242716
Nope, those heads will be turning like windmills when they get your scent.

>>15242663
I just want something like the squid love one again.

I don't ask for a sequel to it cause i don't want some shitty fucking ntr sequel

I my mood would be ruined for a fucking month

>>15242709
True, but would it be the good kind of connection where it's a relationship filled with passion/true love, or one where you'd given bare minimum just so she can use you unlovingly for her own sexual desires due to her loneliness of being a CC?

>>15242509
Unable to confess, she is gifted with by a deus ex machina...

>>15242689
It's going to be winter here. It doesn't snow here, so no Wendigos for me.

>>15242689
It's summer!

>>15242726
I'm fine with both, one panders to my love fetish and the other one to my slut side.

>>15242689
It's already too hot here, I need a nice cold tsundere to hug and call me a baka while pretending not to like it.

>>15242721
I really liked his recent Alp/Nightmare one.

His most recent work is a school girl succubus using portals on a guy during class. Pretty lewd.

>>15242740
I'll take one please!

>>15242741
Indeed it's all up to one's preferences and personal views. I lean fully towards the loving CC who raises you to be the best possible and have it where she eventually confesses to me about the reasons why she has a crush on me, from my looks to my personality to all the quirks that help make me unique. All this ending with a passion fueled session of sex where you both snuggle up and fall asleep in one another's arms, smiles planted on both you faces.

>>15242703
I want a tubby Yuki to tell me 冻住，不许走 and this world is worth fighting for

>>15242770
Mei a shit

>>15242770
I don't speak moon rune, please speak English lest I force my dick to do the talking.
Richard's a pretty good guy at back massages, he'll have that Yuki metaphorically melting in his hands.

Summer approaches and the Foxes need to be oiled up.

>>15242785
All that fluff must make summer hell for foxes.

>>15242785
why should i, because if they ask me to do it they better say please?

>>15242785
inb4 someone posts that disgusting Yao picture for the hundredth freaking time.

>>15242790
They shed fur like crazy.

If you own a Fox Girl you'll need to vacuum the house thoroughly.

>>15242794
They're smug, they're assuming you'll do it because you can't resist the mofu.

>>15242776
Mei is the best, she even hunts yetis

>>15242799
Sorry fox ladies, I'm not a mofu addict nor do I like smug so unless you improve your attitudes I am not going to help you out, so have fun cooking in the sun due to your tails.

>>15242785
I dunno, the Flow Kelps and Unagis seem much more inviting.

>>15242800
I'm more of a Hog man.

>>15242820
Oh anon mofu addiction is a myth. Those nice ladies down at the cafe told me so.

>>15242820
Why would they cook because of their tails?

Classily dressed Undead Kingdom monstergirls driving early model Renaults.

>>15242274
Cancer.
BOSTON
CRAB
R
A
B

>>15242829
Yes, ignore the doctors that tell you about mofu addiction, now take a seat and grab that brush boy

>>15242843
You have eccentric yet highly-agreeable taste, bud.

>>15242689
>That goddamn Ushi just waiting for the moment to strike

>>15242852
Yes ma'am!

>>15242798
Just for you.

>>15242858
Neat

>>15242858
Image dimensions give it away. This picture, though, is much nicer.

>>15242853
I'm referring to the automobiles.

>>15242826
They probably won't let you go though

>>15242852
I hear there's a lot of butler positions there.

>>15242829
>>15242835
That doesn't change the fact I don't help smug or mean girls out so I'll still pass. As for the cooking, can you imagine how much heat their multiple fluff tails build up it has to be uncomfortable for them to go outside when it's hot and humid.

>>15242852
why should I and if I do, how can I know my safety is guaranteed, miss wendigo?

>That monstergirl who keeps stalking you and staring and breathing heavily at you while you sleep
What species is she?

>>15242885
Werebat

>>15242885
My favorite kind I hope

>>15242872
I know and knew that.

>>15242885
Do purple sneks stalk people

>>15242882
It's safe and warm inside my coat, I even lined it with weresheep wool for extra long cuddling, but my coat is in terrible need of brushing ara awa

>>15242855
She's patient. Always there, waiting.

Just waiting for the time to strike, seasons pass, and still she waits.

She has been patient. She has been waiting. And when the time is right, the betrayer will become, the betrayed...

>>15242877
Depends on the fur colour. Lighter fur will be completely fine in warmer temperatures, and they won't necessarily build up a huge amount of heat. If anything, their tails will just stay at a steady, constant temperature while their skin gets much hotter due to the tanning oil.
There's a reason animals moult in preparation for the hot weather. I'm sure you can figure it out. Think surface area, insulation, and conduction.

>>15242885
Kiki.

>>15242885
Considering that we don't have entries for groundhogs or deer, I'd like to think that an Inari is watching me from the woods disguised as a fox during the day, and staring at me through the window at night.

>>15242885
Lich.
Said she wanted to “do some experiments” with me.

>>15242885
Most likely a Basilisk, as she's my childhood friend and also loves to compliment me by saying what a lovey pair of eyes I have. She doesn't stalk me but she does like to cuddle me a lot as we hang out at my home together, she keeps shivering whenever we do and it as me worried she might be having a cold what should i do?

>>15242885

>>15242893
They definitely have the Lamias possessive traits on top of being purple, so sure.

>>15242896
Nice, that's the first time I saw Snibako draw a Gazer.

>>15242885
I'm not worth stalking. It would probably be a really desperate girl like a slug or a bug. I'd be okay with the slug.

>>15242895
I do like cuddling but don't try anything funny as if i'm going to brush you good I need to concentrate on my job. Also afterwards, would you like to go out and maybe have some ice cream together, get to know each other some more?
>>15242898
true

>>15242919

I'd love to be the obsession of a pack of loser giant rats

>>15242885
Vampire

>>15242893
I'm sure all monstergirls can

>>15242937
Even ogres and onis and all the big girls?

>>15242942
>Fucking huge ogre breaks your window and stares at you while you somehow sleep

>>15242873
And I would be perfectly okay with that, just laying around all day, wrapped up in the arms of a kelp or the coils of an unagi, or both.

>>15242942
Well yeah, they have to stalk you enough time to know when you will be alone and no one will interfere when raping you.

>>15242948
I'd just ask if she wants to share the bed with me

Would a /fit/ Large Mouse be considered a Rodent of Unusual Size?

>>15242955
You can't do that, she is stalking you.

>>15242885
Dream stalker.

>>15242961
Probably.
The real question is Can I still fill her with enough loads to ruin her abs.

>>15242950
Probably both or alternating

>>15242961
I bet they're canadian

>>15242962
Maybe I don't want a stalker, maybe I want a wife.

>>15242689
>that qt bee
>that cute mantis
Come on

>>15242970
That ain't her problem, buddy. Now go on a walk so she can keep an eye on you.

>>15242970
This guy knows whats up.
>tfw no slightly yandere Orc waifu to keep you safe by her side
>FOREVER

>>15242974
>Ogre with a fetish for stalking
>Only interested in following a guy and not actually getting his D

Well, that's interesting.

>>15242978
I wanna make that woman the mother of a new horde.

>>15242978
How come her make up is not going everywhere

>you will never teach a battle scarred MG the joy of headpats and cuddles

>>15242978
>tfw no Orc waifu who who threaten people to GET OFF YOUR FAKKING FROG AND TOAD with.

What monster girls would run zombie adoption centers?

>>15242989
Can love bloom on the battlefield?

>>15242999
Lich.
Oh lordy.
All those little zombie girls moaning for hugs when you walk in.

I want to hug them all.

>>15242999
Wights.

>>15242999
Wight or Lich.

You will adopt one, right anon? They become wight if you “love” them enough.
And they love cuddles.

>>15243006
>Lich runs an adoption center
>The zombies are actually failed experiments that she couldn't throw away.

Such is the sadness that lies beyond pleasure.

>>15242999
A wight, lich or anubis.

>>15243018
Are we talking loli or fully grown?
Either way I'd take care of them.

>>15242999
A motherly Yeti who believes that zombies need a nice home to provide them with hugs.

>>15243031
Probably loli.
But they can grow up to be big and busty if you want to.

>>15243037
I'd be fine with that.
I don't know if they'd need to eat but I'd make sure they drink milk every day so they have strong bones and strong chests.

>>15243031
Most are lolis, but the more defective ones grew up since nobody wants them.

Isn't the husband of a wight more likely to be the one running the center?
>While showing somebody the available girls, he stops and says
>"I recommend this one. She looks just like my wife did in past."
>His wife is standing besides him and starts getting flustered at the mention of her past as a zombie.

>>15243044
Defective how?

>>15242632
>What happens with orphans in MGC? More exactly with the human ones.
Well, we already know that adoption is just an another matchmaking service when it comes to mgs or boys.

A BASILISK DELINQUENT AND A HEALLHOUND CLASS-REP?!?!

>>15243061
Do they try and find nice boys for their daughters?

>>15243059
Considering it was a Lich that was making the experiences, some of them might have some extra body parts.

>>15243065
Go on

>>15243065
FLEENSTONES?!?!

>>15243074
Depending on what this looks like, it can be cute, horrifying, or both.

>Wight raises an army of Zombies and Skeleton to take over a country
>She conquers it easily and her army gets their husbands
>During her mass-resurrection she brought back a large number of children and even some infants
>She decides to open an orphanage and run it herself
>She had planned to marry the prince of the country, but the kids are more important
>The overlord of the undead suddenly becomes the humble head of an undead orphanage
>She actually enjoys her new profession more
>Her days are spent taking care of the children, teaching and playing with them
>No one ever adopts which is sad, but the Wight basically acts like a mother/big sister to everyone in the orphanage

Would you help a Wight run an undead orphanage?

>>15243070
I want to be adopted by a vampire family and be the butler of a loli vampire

>>15243079
>"Yare yare, I thought I sensed some dweebs." She flicks her cigarette directly at you and the hellhound class-rep
>You and the hellhound (both on the disciplinary committee) went to confront her after reports that she restricted a a flowkelp and threatened to give her cigarette burns
>"Ehhhhhhhh?!" she smirks "You got any proof, rep?"
>"This is just par for the course, you do shit like this constantly." you say
>"...pff, eh rep, gonna let your boy-toy do the talking for you?"
>The hellhound scowls at the basilisk, her braid fluttering in the wind
>"Maybe, maybe..." she sticks a finger under her mask "...I'll just give him a peek myself?"
>Flames begin to emanate from behind her glasses

>>15243112
I would help her in any way I can.
She just needs someone to help her.
And besides, all of those loli undead needs love.

>>15242914
He's drawn for Gazerfag 3 times now.

>>15243131
Ahh

>>15243120
>Not taking your shirt off and throwing it to her

>>15242978

Surely monstergirls would be smarter than to dare dig up and open a long-entombed archaic coffin that has the words "do NOT fucking open" written in an ancient language all over it, encasing a very, very angry, demigod man and waking him up from his eternal slumber, right?

>>15243161
http://snibako.tumblr.com/post/141749196971/
http://snibako.tumblr.com/post/137451456089/
http://snibako.tumblr.com/post/132255714804/

>>15243183
>http://snibako.tumblr.com/post/132255714804/
Never saw this one before.

>>15243112
>Wight raises an army of Zombies and Skeleton to take over a country
>Ends up creating and having to deal with a load of newly raised zombie and infant children

I see you included that little "mass-resurrection" handwave just to stop it from being dark. I caught that.

Gazer has shit taste in vidya.

>>15243195
Prove it.

>>15243200
She plays weebshit and Dork Soles games.

When is a monster not monstrous enough to be called a monster?

>>15243204
hey that's me

>>15243209
Sod off Gazer.

>>15243204
Sounds like good taste to me, now the important part. Who's her favourite nep?

>>15243189
Well yeah, in Order/Human countries it's medieval times + magic
So unless you have clerics going around curing everyone you're bound to have child/infant death
Even these days children and infants die everyday

But with mamono mana there's no more of that suffering and misery, we need more monster girls like Druella

>>15243216
Nisa

>>15243216
>Who's her favourite nep?
Woooow, so she has shit taste AND she's a dyke! Come on man there's nothing you can do man. You'll get rejected instantly for pressing her buttons. HUHUHUHUHUHUHU

>>15243204
>implying there's anything wrong with weeb stuff
>on the weeb board

>>15243221
In a world of mamano mana and infant death, cremation in non-monster countries would be a lot more popular.

>>15243205
When they're human?

>>15243228
Now that's a dog I'd bury my bone in.

>>15243195
I bet Loli Gazers only play call of duty while insulting everyone on a mic!

I can't believe we haven't even reached post limit yet, are we really that dead?

>>15242966
Regardless, I'm sure that the soft, entangling bodies of those two are much more pleasant than those mean, smug foxes.

What about, a monster girl that is formed when a woman's spirit is given a body of demonic energy, and her body is given a spirit of demonic energy.

>>15243259
We reached the 2400 post mark last thread which is about the normal, it's fine.

Taking it slow like a snail isn't so bad once in a while anyway.

>>15242492
>You'll never be kidnapped to serve the Countess as a blood bank but through your wit squeeze in a compromise. That for each drop of blood she drinks you get to drink a drop of milk from those huge tits

>>15243277
Go away! shoo! don't make me bring the salt.

>>15243259
You aren't here in Europe mornings are you

>>15243285
Nope, Americanfag here.

>>15243285
EU mornings can be okay, it's usually full of Britbongs and American NEETs.

>>15243292
It's basically me and three other guys
FAT CAT ASS

>>15243308
You've summoned her! What are your 3 wishes?

>>15243308
>FAT CAT ASS

You can't just say these things and not post them!

>>15243312
I wish for her to go be fat somewhere else

>>15243312
Fatter cat ass and I'll spend the final one on the fattest cat ass.

What MG loli has best butt?

>>15243312
My waifu is the only one I want with drills and everything ;_;

>>15243320
>Loli
>Best butt
Pick one

>>15243320
All loli butts are the best butts.

>>15243312
The most fat cat ass the rules of nature and biology can possibly conceive.

>>15243178
DOOM's demons are just too dumb to live.

>>15243325
Children don't actually have butts like that, pedo-kun.

>>15243331
Yes, and? There's a reason we're talking about clearly superior 2D children. Real kids are gross.

https://hellskitchensink.wordpress.com/a-serpent-in-zion/

Another chapter of this thing.

>>15243324
What are Elins

>>15243320
fox loli butt strong

>>15243335
I don't know, in my opinion kids are slightly better in 2D but not by much. Kids are just one of the few things 2D can't improve dramatically.

>>15243344
Loli's butts are not for lewd! they are for pure loving and make family bonds with!

You sick fucks will never understand!

>>15243320
Wight loli with wide hips, thick thighs, and an ass you can sink your fingers into.

Do Succubi fight over what kind of tail is best?

>>15243344
>Kids are just one of the few things 2D can't improve dramatically

That's like, your opinion man.

>>15243359
I can imagine conflicts where they'd argue over a mans preference in spade, heart, or club shaped tails.

>>15243234
That won't work either, you'd just create ghosts.
Though it really depends on how you see ghosts/undead. If you go with the restless undead route, all undead that can be raised consists of those who can't pass on, meaning their spirits linger nearby. Those who die and are given proper rites move on to the afterlife of whatever god they followed.

This would mean that you can't just raise everyone, unless they recently died, havent been giving the proper rites, or the body has decayed to a skelleton.

>>15243355
I want to fuck that Assassin.

>>15243368
How about tail thickness to go along with the fighting BIG BLACK SPADES

>>15243320
Fox, anubis, hellhound and baphomet.

>>15243320
Familiars
That's how they get you.

>>15243354
agreed, no lewd loli butts allowed.

>>15243320
Rabbits.

>>15243363
indeed it is and your's just that, your opinion and nothing to get worked up over.

Would your waifu be against violent videogames? She's not a wussy liberal, is she?

>>15243368
Awww, why does she look so disheartened?

I want to pat her head and give her a generous tip.
Maybe my tip as well if she isn't taken and if she's allowed.

>>15243385
Goodness gracious

>>15242692
Are you implying I wouldn't apply a catnip spray to my collar just for this reason?

>>15243385
aww jeez...

>>15243385
>>15243391
Lewd rabbits go away!

>>15243391
>>15243385
Could be bigger.
Want it bigger.
GonNA mAKe iT BigGeR

>>15243391
My place is between her thighs

>>15243390
I already forgot the context behind the image, and Latenight drew it in the previous.
I'll figure that she may have gotten the order wrong or something though.

Which one anon?

>>15243405
previous thread*

>>15243406
I'm a greenman myself.

>>15243405
its because there was a cheshire tail coming out of the box, in case you and everyone else were not paying attention.
you know, a nod to the other pizza related drawing he's done.

>>15243406
All of them and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

>>15243406
>redhead
>braid
Right

>>15243406
I'm generally ambivalent towards pogeyman gijinkas.

>>15243406
Blue.

>>15243406
I really like grass and stuff, but goddamn I am weak against reptiles.

>>15243406
I want Totodile

>>15243406
I like mudkips

>>15243406
I'm going to pick Squirtle and then I'm gonna steal the others from inferior trainers!

>>15243406
Red or Green.

>>15243411
Oh yes.

>>15243406
A real man picks Red.

Your lovely maid has just offered you something to drink and is mentioning that she has something important to show you after you finish it!

Surely she must have some important news for you!

>>15243437
Eh, I'll check it out later

>>15243437
Can I add ice to the drink?

>>15243437
What kind of drink?

>>15243437
Can I have another 4

>>15243437
I'm not thirsty.

>>15243437
What if I don't need to have the drink yet and wish immediately find out what's so important for her to show me?

>>15243406
None because they're lolis.

>>15243269
if the unagi and kelp are nice then for sure

>>15243458
you have to train them to age them

>>15243458
That's why you have them beat other lolis in fights, so they grow up. Watch out, only fire avoids becoming fatty when they're fully grown.

>>15243466
But turtle gets buff and back cannons

>>15243437
Accept her drink on the terms that she has some with me.

My kiki deserves a nice treat every so often too.

>>15243437
Sure, I was pretty thirsty anyways. Now then, what did she want to show me?

>>15243437
Sure, I'll have it.

>>15243432
That is a shortstack.
THAT is a shortstack.
Gonna put something in her oven.

>>15243476
Well, maybe she gets fitfat bearmode, but still.

>>15243482
But she also becomes a tough girl that isn't anything like the little sweetie she was when she started out.
Not in public at least, she still probably wants to sit in trainer anons lap and get headpats despite being taller than him and much bigger.

>>15243481
I don't know anon, she appears to be in the 5 foot height range.

>>15243446
>>15243445
>>15243439
She persuasively insists that you drink it right N O W.

>>15243444
Your favorite.

>>15243440
Naturally, she even asks if you wish her to refill it.

>>15243493
That kiki bully's getting sent back to the maid agency!

>>15243493
So what's the news?

>>15243492
That's still fairly short.

>>15243493
Is it love nectar?

>>15243355
>wide hips, thick thighs, and an ass you can sink your fingers into.
That isn't a loli, man. Those are all signs of sexual and physical maturity

>>15243493
What about the bendy straw?

>>15243493
If there was a time to beat a maid and abandon her in the rough part of town, now would be that time.

>>15243481
>>15243479
>>15243477
After finishing your drink you black out for what you feel is a rather short time. After waking up a burning feeling in your loins and are greeted with the sight of your now.. redressed maid in front of you.

Its going to be a long night.

Incest is still wrong even if your sister is a monster

>>15243437
What happens if I choke on it? It went through the wrong hole.

>>15243493
I want ANOTHER 4
God you make me mad

>>15243493
>Dom maid kiki
Well now i have a fetish for dominant maids. Thanks /MGT/

>>15243514
>not wanting to breed with your Kobold imouto

Can you hold a manticore tail like a hand when walking?

>>15243512
I find it odd that she has to go through these lengths for some lovin' when her master is more than willing to take her anywhere and anytime.

>>15243512
She could have just asked.

>>15243514
>>15243521
>Not wanting to breed with your second kobold daughteru/kobold grandaughteru

>>15243526
ANON NO THAT'S LEWD!

>>15243518
What a shameful Master you are. I guess you do need a maid to punish you.

>>15243543
Holding the outer part not putting your hand in the inner

>>15243535
>>15243533
She's a rather insecure maid.

>>15243549
still really lewd...

>>15243339
I'm genuinely feeling bad for the guy who writes this. No one seems to give a fuck, and he's clearly churning this shit out too fast for it to be any good.

>>15243537
>2016
>incest
>breeding with kobolds
ISHYGDDT

>>15243552
No different than holding a spade tail

>>15243550
Well then, I'll just have to train that out of her.

>>15243493
OK fine, now that I have had the drink, what's the news she wishes to tell me?

This is your frog tonight.

>>15243568
is she a slimy frog?

>>15243514
That is just asking for rape after she hears you are dating her best friend

>>15243568
Is her name Pepe?

>>15243568
I would rather Momo's momos. I just realizes she's basically a shoggoth

>>15243569
No she's quite sticky and wet in fact, handle her with care and wear gloves

>>15243580
You've mistaken her for her NEET, meme loving sister's internet handle

>>15243550
Why is she insecure and about what, doesn't she know if she ever has any problems or feels sad she can always come to me to talk about it? Does she think that she's not worth of my love or that I don't thin she's beautiful, she know I trust her and that we get along well, sharing likes and enjoying her company why?

>>15243395
A catnip-scented deodorant, for driving all the cat ladies wild!

Lining up for your dick!

>>15243493
When Kikis go bad!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pbfkNI2d_A

>>15243437
There's no maids where I live.

>>15243608
Yandere is scary

>>15243600
I'll take all you have.

>>15243613
You mean yanderes are best.

If only we had more stories.

>>15243600
I'll take some too.

>>15243512
Maid Mating mode engaged
Time to impregnate.

>>15243617
>>15243630
Arigatoo gozaimasu!

Thank you for shopping at Snekmart!

>>15243644
Fucking weeb snakes.

>>15243644
I want to marry this snake!

>>15243644
Wait, I change my mind. Is there such a thing as 'snakenip'? I need it. For a thing.

>>15243644
What the heck is that on her tail

>>15243654
If you want to impress a sexy snake, you need to show her your massive spa pool.

Cold-blooded Monster Girls love a man with a nice, warm spa pool.

>>15243673
a cute little ribbon

>>15243678
Can I pull on it

>>15243644
D-Do you have any, uh... Anubis butter?

Make sure you always check your drink so you don't get roofied

>>15243683
no!
That's rude.
jerk!

>>15243688
what if I want it?

>>15243618
Are we on a yandere shortage?

>>15243694
Fucking slut

>>15243618
>You come to your senses in the dream world, tied up in what looks like a dungeon
>The dream stalker is standing front of you in a dominatrix outfit with her usual happy demeanor
>"I was sorting through your memories of the day like always do and saw that you looked at a girl today."
>She starts walking in circles with exaggerated movements.
>"Anon has to be punished~ anon has to be punished~ anon has to b-whaa!"
>She trips on the whip that was dangling from her hand, but quickly scrambles to her feet.
>"Well anyway, since were in a dream, I don't have to hold back, isn't that great?! I get to cause you lots and LOTS of pain."
>The first lash hits you, and sure enough, the pain is quite real.
>"I never told you how many lashes you'd get for this. Do you want to know, or do you want me to surprise you~?"
>She continues her onslaught. After the ninth lash, she speaks again.
>"I wonder if scars I give you here correspond with mental scars. That would be pretty funny, right?"
>She starts giggling while striking you again and again.
>After waking up, you are left with only the memory of the pain, but you flinch any time something lightly touches your back.

>>15243691
But I really want to yank that tail

>>15243698
it won't become a thing yet

>>15243698
That's what espresso and Adderall is for.

What happens if you buy a robot maid rather than a kiki

>>15243698
>I get to cause you lots and LOTS of pain.
>The first lash hits you
Okay, fuck that. Life is already shit when I'm awake, last thing I want is some bitch pestering me during my only moment of peace.

This is my fucking dream, I'm going full samson on this whole fucking dungeon.

>>15243734
But where would you find the jawbone of an ass?

>>15243727
Robot girls are factually better than kikimoras, so they kinda just deal with it.

>>15243727
Roomba-chan is a much better maid than those old, outdated, old fashioned, kikis. Romba-chan always does her best!

>>15243737
I'll just imagine it into my dream, and then I'm suplexing this slut.

>>15243746
Roomba-chan gets stuck on corners

>>15243746
Try and tell me that when she throws stuff all over the place.

>>15243751
>>15243757
Roomba-chan is the future! Kikis should just give up and let the superior maids take over!

>>15243698
Wasn't this already posted?

>>15243675
But... but there's no way I could afford something as expensive as a private spa pool.

Am I truly doomed to live a life without beautiful snek love just because I'm poor?

>>15243727
I thought of a story about this, where a guy builds/buys his own robot helper to avoid the potential complications a living maid would bring.
A passerby kiki notices this, and watches through a window. She sees the robot initially being clumsy with tasks like massages and cooking (and requiring tuning/learning), and decides that he would be better off with her.
Upon attempting to break in at night, she learns the hard way that the robot excels at home defense, and is promptly ejected from the premises.
She then reluctantly teams up with a Shoggoth from the maid central, with more shenanigans ensuing.

>>15243791
Yes

>>15243787
Roomba's are a waste of money, throws shit all over the walls and fucks up simple tasks. A robot girl Roomba would be awful.