/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Kikis are olev.

June is pure.

>>15156340
Wights a besto

Reminder that Amazons are cheaters.

Mice are olives.

This is your ornamental cactus tonight.

Blue Slime, part one of three. http://pastebin.com/cge4fjme

Why do we keep getting fucking erased like that?

"Who ordered the anime meat?"

>>15156355
She's certainly got a prickly personality

I just want a monstergirl with a really fat ass

>>15156363
it would be nice if we could archive properly

>>15156365
I want to fuck that Hellhound.

>>15156371
I need a wurm with a fat ass and wide wide WIDE hips

>that guy in the previous thread who had a crush on Onyxia
WATCH THE FUCKING TAIL

From the north corner of the pants, into the middle of the fucking dragon crotch, it's one in a fucking million, not even remotely imaginable

Whelp groups

>>15156340
Damn, there were only two threads left.
Also, ease up on the images guys and don't blow through them like you're doing now.

>>15156363
Shit's getting old

>>15156373
The succubutt discussion was fun, and now it's been wiped off the face of the earth. It's the second time a thread's been 404's this week. What the hell is going on?

>>15156363
You saw the post saying to make a new thread? That was the janitor. Then he deleted the old one. This is like the third time it's happened too.

>>15156363
So impatient dork probably attempted to make a new thread.

>>15156381

Kek.

Reminder that letting your Shog overeat will leave you with a chubby and lethargic maid

>>15156390
Do people really want to be the OP that much?

>>15156355
Well you know what they say every rose has it's thorns. i would personally gain Kii's trust and eventually pat her on her leafy head, saying that she's a cutie and that she smells really nice

>>15156363
>>15156389
It's a Janitor who thinks he's being helpful by just axing the thread.

He's not, now it isn't archived proper.

>>15156378
I want that hellhound to fuck me roughly.

>>15156409
So she's gonna RUFF YOU UP?

Imagine a salamander using gunkata.

>>15156401
Titty monsters are meant to be embarrassed by being asked out loud what's her bra size.

>>15156363
Because you aren't remaking the threads and instead shitstorming and arguing for hours.

>>15156415
gunkata?

>>15156405
Did you see the bullshit at the end of the last thread? That was a mercy killing.

>>15156420
Just delete the posts, not the thread so it can archive proper.

It's not rocket science.

>>15156409
I want to wrap my arms around her while she rides me and wraps her tongue around mine!
I want to wake up next to her with her arms behind her head looking smug!
I want to surprise her by smiling, hugging her, and going back to sleep cuddled up against her!

>>15156417
Well stop it. We want these to archive properly.

>>15156417
But you guys used to get mad at us for making a new thread when our current one was still up...?

>>15156419
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gun_fu

>>15156426
Fair point. Though you'd have to get that across to the Janitor and mods.

>>15156417
Be patient for once nigga goddamn.

A crime show about a detective named Highwater and his hellhound partner.

It'd be called "Helle and Highwater."

>>15156381
>>15156391
Crushim was feared into the whelp caves...

WHO THE FUCK WAS THAT? CRUSHIM WHAT THE FUCK. WHELPS, LEFT SIDE. EVEN SIDE, MANY WHELPS. NOW HANDLE IT. FUUUUUCK.

THAT'S A FUCKING 50 DKP MINUS. WHAT THE FUCK, WAS THAT SHIT? IF YOU THRUST IN THE RIGHT FUCKING PLACE, THERE IS NO WAY, YOU'RE GOING TO GET STOPPED BY THE GODDAMNED WHELPS. WHATEVER FUCKING FEAR, TAIL SWIPE, WHATEVER THE FUCK, OKAY?

IT'S LIKE ONE IN A FUCKING MILLION, TO GO FROM THE NORTH CORNER, TO BETWEEN HER LEGS, TO RIGHT IN THE GODDAMNED WHELP CAVES. IT'S NOT EVEN REMOTELY FUCKING IMAGINABLE.

>>15156355
>cactus
>no thorns
shit girl what are you doing

>>15156420
That bullshit line was used to rationalize a thread deletion previously as well. That's not how it works.

Stop

Post dragons.

Post all Dragons. Wurms, Ryus, Vanilla, Wocks

Show me your Dragons.

>>15156355
I don't like the character, but at least her body and design are nice.

>>15156442
I can now only imagine a bunch of dudes trying to hit on this dragon chick, and she scares one into the lonely single whelps cave which in turns unleashes them upon the others.

>>15156441
Why not a crime show with a detective and his Kobold partner against a villain Hellhound mastermind.

It would be called "The last wan".

>>15156446
It's too early to blow images anon.

>>15156446
Okay

>>15156430
>We want these to archive properly.
Speak for yourself, who fucking cares? I don't get this logic. Anything worth remembering (art, writing, ETC.) is remembered and kept regardless, anything else is just retarded bickering and posts with no actual content or discussion.

>>15156446
Does anyone have that Wurm with the chaika face?

>>15156462
>Various other anons above post the same thing
>"Who fucking cares?"

Smooth logic kid.

>>15156464
There are several. Which one?

>>15156468
Wait, there are more? how many are there?

>>15156462
Stuff like greentexts don't always get saved immediately. Plus the people who save all that shit often check the archive to get it all to save in the first place.

>>15156472
No idea. I remember seeing at least two or three edits.

>>15156477

>>15156462
How fucking new

>>15156477
I was talking about the one Wurm with the artist who always makes weird faces so one Anon pasted a Chaika face on top of her original face, but if you have any other then it is welcome.

>>15156479
>filename not mweee.jpg
One job, anon.

>>15156462
Come on man.

>>15156461
This is a general announcement. Local Basilisks, please take note: You all have pretty eyes.

>Go to sleep
>Wake up
>Go to work
>Come home
>Check on what you missed all day
>Deleted
Thanks mate.

>>15156414
I want her to give me love bites!
I want to feel safe and protected as her little spoon!
I want to rest my head on her chest mofu!

>>15156355
No thanks, I don't like lesbians.

>>15156351
Goddamn I love Sejic's work.

>>15156489
Warosu. They recently updated the site so posts show other posts linking to them.

>>15156488
>Breaking news from MGC
>BASILISKS EVERYWHERE ARE BLUSHING

>>15156489
YBA just came in last thread and pretty much said that the next parts for Vengeance would be in either later tonight, or next weekend. Junefag is looking to commission June. They also apparently tried their hand at writing. Thats all i really caught.

>>15156489
It was a mercy, anon.

>>15156489
It's not like future generations will theorize that we were making great greentexts while in reality all we were doing is shitpost, much like it always happens in archaeology.

>>15156507
There was also Latenight's Holst shortstack.

>>15156491
>You'll never hear her tail thumping against the bed when you do that.
Fuck man, this hurts.

>>15156430
Hmm, good point.

>>15156510
She's a cutie. That cowbell hairband was also a nice touch.

Never rape elves; instead befriend elves.

>>15156510
Oh yes, I remember that too. How could I forget something like that?

>>15156505
This message was courtesy of your local sincere Anonymous announcer. Thank you for listening.

>>15156518

>trusting elves
>breeding elves

Garithos was right all along.

>>15156358
Sophie a cute.

>>15156381
I am that person. I used to raid on WoW pretty frequently a few years ago, and I'll brave all the tail swipes and whelp eggs it takes to tell that lewd dragongirl how sexy she is.

>>15156512
>"Hey."
>"What is it, runt?"
>"Do you love me?"
>"W-What? Of course not! You're nothing more than my little sex toy, and nothing more!"
>*Thump thump thump*

>>15156526
who said anything about breeding? Just being friendly with them and enjoying their hobbies and maybe holding their hands

>>15156518
Can I befriend an elf and then have tender loving sex in the mating press for the express purpose of having children with her after we get married?

>>15156518
Fine, I'll just rape alps.

>>15156534

What is a slippery slope?

>>15156533
Yeah, she loves me.
I want to tease her about how cute she is when her tail is being honest.
Then kiss her on the nose.

>>15156518
You got it, chief.

>>15156514
So yeah, ensure the whole deletion thing doesn't happen. Even if the thread is out of images.

>>15156533
I want to make tsunderes be more honest by pretending to be super dense and taking everything they say at face value

>>15156533
>"That's too bad. I was going to tell you my life won't be complete until I see you in a wedding dress."

I want to agree with everything a haughty elf says to throw her off

>>15156533
>You will never put her in a difficult situation where you ask her that and put a sad face if she responds negavitely
That way she will be embarrassed if she answers positively and will risk making me feel bad if she answers negatively, it's the perfect crime.

Blue is the best Skin color

I dare you to prove me wrong

>>15156559
What about pure white

>>15156559
I can't because that's a subjective opinion anon.

>>15156518
I'll do both.

>>15156559
also this: >>15156562

So what happens during the New Moon?

wife being magical

>>15156578
They all go to bed early.

>>15156583
Inevitable beamspam

>>15156578
You get aggressively lusty instead.

>>15156578
They're sexually drained, rather than being in sexual overdrive.

If a Monster Girl offers you wine, beer, or some other alcoholic beverage, is it safe to drink it?

Living doll a smiling cute, even when she's a frowning shit.

>>15156583
She's using a charge attack!

>>15156595
Never ever.

>>15156548
>She doesn't respond
>But her tail starts wagging faster and harder against the bed
>You suddenly feel a lot warmer too

>>15156576
I want to kiss that Hellhound.

>>15156453
>Be in a twenty-five man raid against the Lady of The Under-Mountain
>She's a huge Black Dragon with curving horns and black scales
>You believe in your faith, keeping them healed while they bear the pain of her flames
>That's when you see it, along with the other supplementary troops
>One of the men's lost his nerves and rushes head-long into the caves near her expansive lair
>You can hear the birth cries of her daughters as they flood out of caverns, the leader is roaring as he's drug down in a flood of molesting whelps
>All the men are being raped or humped by the whelps, and you're the last one standing, try to concentrate to hide yourself
>She's walking towards you, her children parting like the seas of old myths, assisting each other in moving your comrades
>The matriach is at least 8'5, and her curves are undeniable as she grins, reaching through the illusory veil and cupping your chin in two claws
"You reek of virgin. Makes glamour spells all that much harder to convince."
>Her claw grasps the collar of your robes and pulls you off the ground, getting you to eye level with her
"It's been such a -long- while since I've tasted virgin. Tell me, what do your Gods tell you, little man?"
>Swallow
"T-that you'll die here."
>She grins, pressing her full, plush lips into yours. You try to struggle as she forces her tongue into your throat, fucking your mouth with it.
>You can feel the strength leaving your body as she smiles with a feral lust
"Come, you need not sleep amongst the rabble. Such a pure piece of meat must be savored. Not by the cloying clutches of the hungry young..."
>She pulls you close, to whisper into your ear
"But by the Mother's embrace."
>The mountain rocks that evening, slabs of obisidian cracking beneath the absolute carnality of her love-making

>>15156583
What spells is she casting?

>>15156559
Purple.

Is it wrong to teach a Kiki to clean wrong on purpose then let her interact with a bunch of proper Kikis?

>>15156613
Vince, anything you write is pure pottery.

>>15156603
But she's so friendly, and she insists it's "on the house".

>>15156597
>Her own creator rejects her
>Even though she's the best doll
I don't understand what kind of abstract shit taste was going through the mind of that faggot.

>>15156597
Mai waifu would like me to inform you that Suigintou is JUNK

>>15156632
Its usually better safe than sorry. Always BYOB around MGs.

>>15156612
Get in line!

According to the preliminary experiments gathered from a personal research I've been conducting, it appears that monstergirls tend to avoid human males devoid of facial features due to years of negative behavior on the latter, resulting in an overall feeling of mistrust and hatred towards males who do not possess faces.

The primary goal of this research is to determine whether or not such a negative cognitive response can be forged and achieved on the spot by merely wearing a mask to conceal one's face entirely. Would monstergirls avoid us if we hid our faces behind masks, I wonder? Any volunteers would like to assist me in finding the answer?

>>15156632
Well if you want to wake up to find her still riding you as hard as she was the night before when you stumbled into her bedroom then by all means, take the drink.

Quick question does anyone have a picture of a canine monster facing profile or from the side

>>15156645
Assist you by roleplaying? No thanks.

>>15156645
What if the mask is figurative?

>>15156631
Who the fuck is Vince and what do you mean by that?

>>15156613
>You will never lose your virginity to a matriarch.
>She will never tongue-fuck you before inviting you to bed.
>You will never shake a mountain with primal lust.
WRITE MORE OF THIS.

>>15156663
Don't mind him. He's throwing some /tv/ memes. It was nothing bad.

>>15156658
No. That was just fancy talk for the spoilered question at the end. Stop calling everything you don't understand "roleplay", goddamn.

>>15156666
w-what do you mean when you say she will tongue fuck you.

>>15156613
Unf.

>>15156666
Take it easy /d/.

>>15156606
>You will never turn on a Hellhound through talking about how much you love her.
>You will never tease her with details about your wedding and honeymoon until she's a few degrees away from setting the bed on fire.
>You will never look into her eyes as you cum inside deep her.

What is she tired about?

>>15156666
Quads demand more dragon matriarch fucking.

>>15156673
I think he means deep kissing.
Very deep kissing.

>>15156684
People who call everything "RP"

>>15156690
Okay. I was getting nervous there for a second.

>>15156684
not having a husband.

>>15156681
Would she be ahegaoing like crazy as you spill your seed inside her and whisper into her ear about how beautiful she is?

>>15154393

>>15156670
It was fancy roleplay talk. "I did this test and got results, will you help me?"
That's pretty much what that is.

>>15156681
>You hear a sizzling noise
>Her love nectar is cooking off between her thighs

>>15156691
Didn't you hear? Hating on RP is the new "meme"

Post tailpussy

>>15156703
>not tolerating RP shitposting is a meme
wew

>>15156698
Welp. Time to order a meat lovers pizza, share it with the delivery girl, and then fuck her all night long.
That's how this works right, it's all a big delicious scam to get husbands for the delivery girls? Well it's working. I'm gonna make her the happiest girl in the world.

Anyone watch the new Kumamiko? Just makes me want a delinquent-doggy even more.

>>15156699
It would be roleplay if I said something like *writes down on notepad*, but I didn't. Stop bitching.

The end of last thread was fun as fuck because people like you weren't here.

>>15156703
>Hating cancer is a meme

Next you'll say the Wiki is full of intelligent people who can benefits these threads with their presence. Fucking hell, kid.

>>15156718
No, it still is roleplay. You're literally playing and acting out a role. *Actions* are just that, annotated actions when a roleplayer can't convey what they're doing through speaking. It's like stage directions. Learn what you're talking about first, okay?

>>15156533
>"Oh, Okay then."
>Act cold and distant for the rest of the night
>She tries to come on to you later but you brush her off
>Tell her you're not in the mood
>Watch her heart break as you steadily grow more and more distant
>Leave her
>She's left broken a mess
>Trying to convince you to stay
>Months later, she sees you with a new hellhound
>Nigger than her
>She tries to get your attention but you brush her off
>Move in next door to her with your new gf
>Fuck her loudly while she tells you how much she loves you every night
>Old hellwan hangs herself in her apartment eventually

>>15156712
>>15156720

Goddamn guys. I thought putting meme in quotations was a giant neon sign yelling "I'M JOKING" Congrats on taking non existent bait.

>>15156698
>>15156714
>"Hi yeah let me get a meat lovers."
>"Sir, you need to order a pizza as well."
>"Meat lovers, I just told you."
>"I know sir, but you need to tell us what kind of pizza she'll be bringing you."

>>15156729
Fuck you anon. Just fuck you.

>>15156729
Found the Alp.

>>15156728
*Actions* are roleplay, the post I made isn't. If it were, a shitload of people here would've been banned from these threads during this whole time we were here on /jp/.

Guess what? Nobody was, because it wasn't breaking the rules. It wasn't RP, you goddamn idiot.

>>15156690
>I think he means deep kissing. Very deep kissing.
That is what I meant and while I can't offer more of that because of how silly it was Onyxia and Alexstrasza are both fetishes of mine.

>>15156739
>>15156744
Tsundere is shit. Anyone who likes tsundere is shit

>>15156733
Never trust succusluts with something as important as pizza.

Ah, the wild lazy NEET Lamia has just awoken from her slumber. What will she do today?

Chest-freckles are fucking hot.

>>15156752
Been a long time since I've seen that.

Still want to bend her over

>>15156766
Shitpost on an anonymous image board

>>15156766
Lose some fucking weight I hope.

>>15156729
>Nigger than her
So...blacker or something? They're all pretty dark.

>>15156733
What would the codes for different kinds of delivery girls be?
We've established Meat Lovers as healthy, but what would other girls be?
And is it possible to get a threesome?

>>15156755
NTR and driving girls to suicide is worse.
Especially if you caused it by being fucking dense as a neutron star.

>>15156766
I want to titfuck that NEET.

>>15156769
Damn right they are.

>>15156729
Hellhounds are not for bully!

>>15156755
I share your sentiments on Tsunderes but there's no need to be vindictive to them.

>Current healthiness in thread

Wondrous

>>15156766
Spend all day eating junk food, browsing /hbg/ and masturbatin.g

>>15156755
There are exceptions to all things. A hellhound getting flustered is one of them.

>>15156752
Alexstrasza a slut
Ysera is pure
Ysera best girl

>>15156766
Go to the gym because damn

>>15156769
Well, alright

>>15156666
That's a fucking scalie you just posted.

>>15156791
She can, she just wants a genki human boy to help her work out.

>>15156794
Typo, the N is right next to the B
>>15156799
>>15156800
>>15156801
>>15156810
She should have just been clear with her feelings, if she truly care's about you, why can't she tell you while you're in the private confines of your own home?

>>15156807
Sounds like the life.

>>15156698
That's a damn fine ass.

>>15156823
Yes Anon, Doragon's do have scales
I mean, scaleless Doragons? What is this, crystal hour?

>>15156813

>>15156769
But where's the snack?

>>15156825
No one in their right mind would help her, I bet she smells like stink!

>>15156841
Meidou Milk

>>15156829
You're supposed to pull the dense anti-tsundere countermeasures until they fix their tsun. Keeping it up past that just makes you as shit as them, if not worse.

>>15156807
How kinky do you think she'd be?
Would she enjoy masturbating while I watch?

>>15156829
>clearer with feelings
>while tail whaps around like the fist of the north star

You have transcended density and become the singularity.

>>15156841
It's right there anon.
Whip your dick out and enjoy your meido's tits.

>>15156837
>Sindragosa
Anon pls no
My ears have finally healed

>>15156733
Wait, Meat lovers isn't the name of the pizza?

I am now confused.

>>15156746
Dude, it's the definition of roleplay. The actions in asterisks are just an aspect of it which are very easily identifiable.

>>15156860
Anon I-
Nevermind

>>15156855
>"Do you love me?"
>"W-What? Of course not! You're nothing more than my little sex toy, and nothing more!"
>*Thump thump thump*

Looks to me like she's happy about having a sex toy

>>15156846
But it's her dream to have a nice boy love her for who she is.

>>15156852
I don't know, having an actual 3D boy watching her might hamper her ability to perform.

>>15156857
No.

>>15156841
>>15156769
I like the idea of an air-headed, pure, and modest cow maid who breastfeeds you but has no idea of any lewd connotations it may have.

>>15156766
Try on fancy suits.

>>15156848
>>15156857
I can't do that in front of everyone! The3 maid needs to stop being so indecent!

>>15156861
The Succubus thing people discussed last thread would fit exactly what you think would be RP, yet a lot of people joined in and had fun with it. The whole thing spawned about a hundred or so replies which then evolved into general succubus discussion, nobody complained. Coincidentally, you weren't there complaining about it either.

I don't know when you got here or how you found this place, but I'm sure as hell you haven't been here for more than a year, and you've made it clear that you're just trying to shut people up because they're not talking about monstergirls in a way you think is okay.

All I've ever seen you do is whine and moan at people while they're trying to talk about monstergirls.

This isn't your thread, kid.

>>15156769
I want a moo meido.

>>15156869
Now, see, this is the part where you start teasing her mercilessly, needling her with comments about her true feelings. Let her know that you understand, that she doesn't have to hold back around you, and that you feel the same way for her.

>>15156871
>I don't know, having an actual 3D boy watching her might hamper her ability to perform.
Well then what if I got real close to her, to the point where our bodies are almost touching, and whispered in her ear that I'd be okay with letting her be my first time?

>>15156752
>Because of how silly it was

Anon, you have a weird way of spelling "incredibly sexy."

>You will never be a virtual reality enthusiast, constantly equipping yourself with ever more realistic technology.
>Go to sleep with VR, wake up with VR, repeat.
>You will never resolve to play through a backlog so huge you don't remember what any of the games are.
>You will never be placed in a demo where a really phony Deathwing is threatening to crush you.
>You will never laugh your ass off and dodge left and right, because his dialogue is way too silly.
>You will never stall him long enough for a party of dragons and heroes to drive him away.
>You will never be flown to safety, and have Alexstrasza looking at you like you're Ollanius Pius.
>You will never assume this is some kind of VN, and start trying to romance her.
>You will never succeed.
>You will never realize, only after cementing yourself as a hero and gaining a waifu, that you should save your game just in case.

>It will never work perfectly, because none of that was real.
>You will never close out of the game to give it a glowing review.
>You will never feel something sharp poking against your side.
>The world will never vanish.
>You will never wake up next to your loving waifu, who poked you with one of her horns in her sleep.

>>15156886
>nobody called us out that one time, so it's ok forever
I was wondering when that old chestnut would come up.

>>15156871
She's supposed to be a snake, not a cow. If she trims up and gets rid of the smell I'll love her then.

>>15156893
Probably panic.

>>15156888
>She will never be real
>>15156891
I think the dense act is better than teasing. If she wants to play that way, it's best to meet her head on

This is North American frontier folk creature tonight.

>>15156891
This guy gets it. Tease her until her tail is blurring, and then say something that pushes her over the edge and causes her to leap on top of you and wrap her tongue around yours.

>>15156877
That sound's pretty good. I think I'd like a nee-san like that.

>>15156888
>Moo meido
Fuck, don't remind me, everytime i hear that i remember that victorian maid and then i feel an uncontrolable urge to fap furiously to her.

>>15156906
That button nose shit is ugly.

>>15156901
If by "calling people out" you mean killing thread activity because you don't like it, yeah.

You need to stop.

>>15156906
Man, fuck crabman and his stupid noses.

>>15156904
Then what if I hugged her close and told her that I'm good with going at her pace and that she doesn't have to have sex with me if she doesn't feel comfortable yet?

>>15156888
What have we done to deserve so much stuff lately?

>>15156906
>American flag bikini top and daisy dukes
Why is this combination so arousing?
Get rid of the nose and it'd be perfect.

>>15156888
WHY ISN'T SHE REAL DAMN IT! I WANT MY MILKY COW!

>>15156906
Aren't those things originally German?

>>15156813
She dies in legon :(

Fit tomboy wolfus in spats!

>>15156930
So you can suffer.

>>15156918
Still panic because she thinks she'll mess It up when the time comes.

>>15156920
I have no clue, but I obviously don't hate it either.

>>15156940
Is she a character for that Monstergirl Island game?

>>15156940
I can't believe he posted that and then said it wouldn't be in the game.
I mean we're getting a /fit/ shark girl but still.

>>15156946
Then I'll stroke her hair and tell her that I don't care if she messes up because I love her.

I want see a monster girl unsconciously wag her tail because she sees me.

>>15156942
I wonder what would happen if i surprise milk a Holst while she's busy doing something else.

>>15156961
Just a piece of art the guy who's making it did. She's not in the game.

>>15156940
No penis, we just fapped
Penis
PENIS, WE JUST FAPPED

>>15156961
>>15156962
I actually had no idea she was from anything

>>15156971
Aww man.

>>15156931
No.

I made something

>>15156982
Around rape watch your dogs.

>>15156963
I want to see a cool beauty monstergirl grab her tail whenever she's around me so it won't give away how much she likes me.

>>15156982
teehee

>>15156982
I'm a slut for wolfs, so I would probably ask her to rape me.

>>15156982
I mean they probably hear some other dirty words

>>15156940
Did someone say spats?

>>15156906
Is that a Wendigo?

>>15156992
I was trying to keep with the original image

>>15156996
Spats!

>>15156996
Have you ever wanted to bathe in a monster girl's existance as a whole because she is so delicious?

>>15157000
It's a Jackalope

>>15157009
Is that Anubis-senpai Anubutt 's boyish younger sister that she'd always upset at?

Hey
Krakens can change size, right?

>>15157018
Are you asking if she can make herself small enough that your dick looks big by comparison?

>>15157023
SAVAGE

>>15157023
Fuckin' torched.

>>15157023
No. Actually I was wondering if it would be possible to have her expand large enough for me to sleep through the night wrapped snugly in the warm folds of her vagina.

I don't know why I would want that, but I do.

>>15157018
I think the range was only human-sized to ship-wrecker size.

>>15156906

>>15157037
Better

>>15157036
>ship-wrecker size
Do you think that is large enough for >>15157035?

>>15157035
Nigga that's fucked.

>>15157035
>unbirth /d/ shit
Jesus Christ

>>15157054
>unbirth
You don't know what that means if you think it applies.

>>15157064
>I just want to sleep in her vagina guys, not be absorbed in her womb. It's totally different!

>>15157043
Assuming it's a normal-sized ship, most likely.

>>15157016
She's the one who's always roughhousing and doing sports and making a mess of the house!

>>15156900
>>15156900
Eh. Who am I to tell you what you can and cannot like? I'm glad you enjoyed that little brainfart, I guess.

>>15157070
That is completely different. I know you were being sarcastic, but there's a huge difference there.

>I just want to get flogged guys, not be decapitated! It's totally different!

Mindflayers are nice and adorable

Abs

>>15157085
Someone needs help Anubutt-senpai teach her a lesson

>>15157091
Nah. It's basically the difference between soft and hard vore, just with a different orifice. >>>/d/ stuff either way

>>15157070
I'd totally be absorbed into a cute monstergirl's womb. I bet it'd feel fucking great.

>>15157097
I want to lick a dragon slightly lower than that. I also want to cuddle her.

>>15157129
You might want to stop there before this opens up something you'll regret.

>>15157140
I think he's talking about having his dick sucked and his semen absorbed.

What Monster Girl NEET would stream herself playing video games, and accidentally masturbate while the camera was still on?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPcxXNV12lw

>>15157140
The list of absurd fetishes I've fapped to grows by the week. There's little I could regret from this tangent.

>>15157158
What about the gamer succubi who hates all the webcam monstergirls and just wants to play video games

>>15157148
Well, he was replying to to a post that was, jokingly, saying the difference between unbirthing and vagina-sleeping, so I wasn't going to take any chances.

>>15157158
Just when I think DSP can't sink lower, he finds a way.

>>15156634
He only cared that the dolls were flawless physically. Gin's back cracked a bit when he put in the wings, so into the trash she went.

Rozen was a fag.

>>15157173
Gamecubus doesn't have time for this masturbation bullshit.

>>15157158
That tail plume looks fucking silky and soft as shit, god damn. I just want to touch it.

>>15157093
You one of the Pastafarians the Flayers caught?

>>15157188
Mindflayers are unjustly stereotyped

>>15157186
If there is time to masturbate then that means she could be getting new world record speed runs

>>15157204
Nevermind the huge backlog that has been piling up.

>>15157186
Channeling her sexual frustration into getting gud

>>15157188
>He fell for the Wurm meme.

>>15157186
>>15157204
>>15157216
Gamecubus sounds fun to tease.

>>15156967
Heavy breathing with a little bit of mooing.

>>15157199
What are they really like, then?

>>15157225
Kind and loving girls that deserve to be loved.

>>15157225
Loving and caring and no mind rape

>>15157221
Until all she can say is "1v1 me scrub IRL"

Tubby wubby wurm!

>>15157239
No can do landmass.

http://pastebin.com/vQzSTZz1

Jabber Work: Friday. Hope you've enjoyed!

Fetishes include Baphomets being salty old ladies, brother-sister incest roleplay, sex, and ‘I love you’s.

>>15157249
Can that cute cadaver even rest her head properly?

>>15157252
>‘I love you’s
Whoah nigga.

>>15156666
God Damn that is THICC. Hnnngh

>>15157225
They're squishy.

>>15157158
An alp with a thick spadetail that has a mind of its own

>tfw can't tell her her moans sound cute over a stream

>>15157249
She's wearing that heavy collar to keep her head from flopping to one side, isn't she?

>>15157271
Loli flayers are extra squishy. Why need mind tentacles when you have mindcontroling body?

>Something incredibly obvious happens in an anime
>They spend 20 seconds explaining it like it's something complex or unclear

They all do shit like this:

>character shoots fireball at an oil slick underneath another character
>"No way! A shot the oil beneath B with his fireball, causing the oil to ignite, and causing B to get burned as a result!"

Not related but fuck it, didn't want to start a thread on /a/.

>>15157286
Young mindflayers are scarier. They lack the inhibitions and experience their elders have.

>>15157271
Can I tie them together and use them as a mattress?

>>15157252
>I lay underneath Catrine on the plush king-sized bed. It was large enough for us both to sprawl out without even touching, but Catrine seemed entirely content to pin me down and curl against me. "You're my treasure, Princess," had been her only excuse. I would have complained, but it was awfully pleasant to lie drowsily in her warm embrace, feeling her soft body pressed against me, those sharp claws reminding me of her monstrous nature. Scary, and yet so soft. I reached up to stroke behind her horns, and she let out a sound that was almost like the purr of a housecat the size of a tiger, rumbling deep into my chest.
Too cute! Way too cute!

>>15157300
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ay_S8NjPEXk

Kejourous in a hats, ultra-prudish or a form of BDSM?

What happens in MGC during the dawn when the nocturnal monsters are falling asleep and the regular ones are just waking up

>>15157310
Both

Where has my motivation gone anons. Give it back to me.

>>15157310
I want to put one in a bonnet

>>15157316
Peace

>>15156991
That's not something to be proud of. Although, I'm a slut for foxgirls so I'm not in any position to talk. I imagine most of us are sluts for one monstergirl or another.

>>15157321
I want to put a hair net on one.

>>15157321
M'Lord

>>15157324
So that is the time to get shit done

>>15157331
Down with the matriarchry

What happens to Kejourous with shorter hair, do they get bullied by the longer haired ones

>>15157342
Like 30 feet vs 20 feet long Or you mean human short?

>>15157346
Either/or

>>15157325
I used to only like dragons, but now that a hellhound opened the gates of wolfs I can't stop thinking about them.

>>15157350
>Cutting their hair human short
Isn't their hair a sex organ for them? That'd be like taking a knife to your dick.

>>15157370
I never said anything about cutting, what if she had short hair genes

>>15157357
>Can't even stay pure to one monstergirl
Slut!

>>15157383
Some monsters are into that

>>15157386
That doesn't make it right.

>>15157383
Staying pure is really hard if you stay exposed to a bunch of sluts.

>>15157379
I want to tenderly comfort a kejurou that can't grow anything longer than a bobcut.

>>15157404
Your sympathy only makes her feel worse about her disability.

>>15157404
That is the flat chest of their kind

>>15157408
Would it make her feel better if I rubbed my dick in her hair like all the other girls' husbands do? Because I can do that.

>>15157409
It could be worse. I mean, she could have split ends!

>>15157404
I want to brutally nuzzle a bobcut Kejuurou!

>>15157404
All the long haired ones bully her because she could never please a man with such short hair.They even call her baldy

>>15157394
Dammit anon, you're better than that.

A wurm with a cuckold fetish that gets off on her husband being fucked by pot devils, ropers, selkies, etc.

>>15157418
I bet for some kind of irony she would have the best body of all of them too.

Wait. I legitimately want to read about a sex bomb bobcut kejurou being bullied by a bunch of flatties with long hair.

>>15157427
What if all the good genes are connected to hair length so she has short hair, flat chest, no ass

>>15157425
No.

>>15157425
I'd rather a Dullahan with a self-cuckquean fetish that watches her body get fucked

>>15157425
> cuckold fetish
You make it sound so unseemly, anon.
Apart from the lamias, all mgs get off on seeing their beloved man enjoying himself as he stirs other girls to aheago

>>15157441
>Apart from the lamias, all mgs get off on seeing their beloved man enjoying himself as he stirs other girls to aheago

Fucking what?

>>15157434
>short hair, flat chest, no ass
Perfectly bullyable. As an MG I bet she'd be hurt by having to make her short hair into an onahole and letting me fuck her from behind!

>>15157441
Are you delusional or just emotionally broken?

I want to trick an elf into thinking she is human

>>15157441
>all mgs get off on seeing their beloved man enjoying himself as he stirs other girls to aheago

>>15157446
She can only give you a meager hairjob and just wishes she could do a full body hair wrap

>>15157440
This is the only correct answer.

>>15157445
Actually beelzebubs do.

>>15157459
Just got to get a fake head to make it more real for her

Im going to enjoy this monday
gonna watch some UFC, WWE and write about salamanders

>>15157446
I'll protect short haired kejouru from bullies like you! I'd rub my dick in her hair and laugh at all the long haired sluts

>>15157467

which writefag be you?

>>15157467
Shine on anon.

http://exhentai.org/g/930093/e243b881e5/

>>15157379
Does she want a human boy to laugh at her tiny hair?

>>15157434
Then even I would have to bully her without mercy. Clearly God wanted her to be relentlessly madefun of, who am I to defy God?

>>15157478
>solopipb
>still no third Yanmoth chapter despite the fact he's been teasing at it
Son of a bitch.

Huh, this got rather interesting.

>>15157467
>Watching the Everyone Jobs to Roman Show
So you enjoy torturing yourself?

It would be fun to drive a lilim to insanity with sheer stupidity

Which profession in MGC is safest

>>15157496
>3D Gazer render
Niiice

>>15157501
Become an escort. You'd be surprised at how many of them will hire you just for some benign stuff, they pay good money, and you'll be well-protected from the more belligerent customers.

>>15157501
IT? All you got to do is steer clear of the Gazers and that one Lich who's the department head.

What happens to Kikimoras that can't maid

>>15157499
I honestly used to fully like roman, and then his push turned him into cena 2.0
but WWE has a long line of ruining who i like so i no longer care. It'll be the new days turn soon

>a crippled kejouru who lost most of her hair in a terrible accident
>it looks really uneven and jagged
would you protect her smile?

>>15157519
I would make her smile more

>>15157508
>be an escort in MGC
>not like in a sexual way
>you only hire yourself out to the lonelier MG's
>Gazers and Cyclops mostly
>you just come over to their house, eat some dinner, watch a movie and cuddle all night
>you seriously can't believe how much money you make by just being the big spoon
>plus all the free dinners, oh god the free food makes up for it alone
>don't have to worry about rape because they're all too scared to scare you off
>clear about $2,000 a week
>life is good as a single cuddle slut

I want this. I want this so badly now.

>>15157419
Remembering the reasons why I fell in love with her makes me burn with loyalty. I think I might be cured from slutiness

>>15157501
office dude
be that guy that works in a company for 5 years but nobody knows your name

I want to make a radio drama of something MG related. Who would be interested in hearing something like that?

>>15157470
Beast

>>15157517
They become hobos.

>>15157523
What happens when you get raped and don't get hired for being sullied

>>15157532
IIIRRROOOOOONNN!

>>15157518
It's not jjust him. They push the part-timers & fill out plots with them while the legitimately good talent gets stuck in mid-card or jobs because of petty vendettas against their origins.

Would the lead singer in this song be considered a gazer?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SECVGN4Bsgg

>>15157501
House husband.

>>15157000
I can't have sex with that.

>>15157547
Well you could...But it wouldn't be fun I imagine.

>>15157535
Managers are smarter than that. They won't let their workers get hurt. The customers know the price for harming you.

>>15157529
I think I'd just feel awkward listening to it.

Is there a new monster girl quest?

>>15157540
fucking brock lesbian.
I want to stay on topic but I cant think of a good MG/WWE joke

>>15157537
YEEEES?

>>15157529
You mean you want to write a story about a monstergirl radio show, right?

>>15157501
writer
you dont have to interact with many people and can disguise yourself with a pen name

>>15157574
We need more girls in proper dresses

>>15157545
Is it 80s hour?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eP05iSzpz94

Which girl is the best at providing this service?

>>15156358
Fun story so far, looking forward to seeing the backstory in the next chapter.

>>15157579
But that dress has no tail hole, it's hardly proper.

>>15156698
How much would a meat lover cost?
I wouldn't buy any of course. But would they let you eat it from the delivery girl?

>>15157592
Very nice. I'll raise you by a song that would ignite an orgy the moment it was played live.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nm1BJPe-pg

>>15157593
I want to be princess carried by a Monster Girl!

>>15156684
Dickless-kun's bedroom antics.

>>15156698
For anyone who wants to know, here's a step-by-step guide on ordering succubus pizza! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGJKDPkJRJc Remember not to ask for a drinkunless you're into watersports!

>>15156698
For anyone who wants to know, here's a step-by-step guide on ordering succubus pizza! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGJKDPkJRJc [Embed] Remember not to ask for a drink unless you're into watersports!

Would you like getting molested by multiple incarnations of you're waifu?

>>15157469
So you'll protect her from bullies by doing exactly what I planned to do to bully her?

>>15157621
axctually

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0Bz-KmaKZn5rlb0pjR2k4T2o2YWc/view

>Meanwhile, at the MGC Penitentiary, Anon's escape attempt is foiled once again.

>>15157624
No, I don't want to be molested at all.

>>15157624
Yes

>You are waifu
Wait are you trying to make me gay again

>>15157629
That's the spirit.

>>15157631
>this nigga