/jp/ - Otaku Culture

First for wolfgirls.

salamanders are awesome

>>15143476
I agree

>>15143473
NEEDS MORE WOLFJOB

>>15143476
I prefer mine more thick

>>15143483
Now I want to see a MG version of wolfjob.
GET SOME SLEEP DANNY. STOP PARTYING WITH STEVE-O AND CLAUDIO SANCHEZ!

>>15143483
"Please put a smaller wolf, giving a smaller handjob on the head of the normal sized guy"

Somebody say wolf job?

http://exhentai.org/g/895116/8d30d7fc55/

Kejourou are love

>>15143484
>thick
That is fat, m8.
Learn the difference

>>15143476
We still don't have that Salamander in Faora's armour, do we?

Can anyone here understand the suffering of asking your parents for a Shoggoth maid you could fuck while leading a NEET life but they get a preachy Kiki who keeps bugging you about getting an education and a job instead?

>>15143563
Dutch oven her.

>>15143563
>HELLO HUMAN MALE
>WHAT SEXUAL WEALTH DO YOU WISH FOR

>>15143505
Damn straight

>>15143563
>you will never wake up to fat Gazer ass on your face.

>>15143548
Because I thought it might be a fun short.

Can Wendigos tan like Yetis?

>>15143598
Just some random Gazer's ass?

>>15143620
>brown Wendigo
My dick says they can.

>>15143620
I suppose so, if they stay out of their cloaks/husbands long enough in the sun.

Yandere sea bishop

>be Anon
>Meet an old prospector Anon
>Never married
>Never plans too
>But monstergirls have tried to catch him over the years
>He ran and hid from them every chance he got because he refused to be tied down and not dig for gold and jewels
>"Aw heck youngster, Ol' Anon doesn't know about book readin' or how to eat at a fancy restaurant but he sure as heck isn't dumb! Heck, I've been called dirty, lazy, smelly, shifty, kooky, spooky & Chinese but one thing I ain't never been called is dumb!"
>"Them thar monstergirls never got Ol Anon"
*cue geezer laugh and knee slapping*
>Suddenly Anon hears a commotion
>Sees a bunch of monstergirls try to throw a net over old prospector Anon
>He dodges it effortlessly
>Then watch as the monstergirls try and fail to catch old prospector Anon as he runs away yucking, his pots and pans clanging together as he scampers off with monstergirls hot on his trail

>>15143548
>preachy Kiki
I'd sooner put up with the pain of piercing my own ear drums.

>>15143645
Crazy old coot, never noticed Ol' Jonesy, his business partner of thirty years, is actually just a Wurm with a fake moustache.

dragons > snakes

>>15143665
>dragon
That's just a silly little lizard.

>>15143665
you are wrong

>>15143647
She just wants to help.

>>15143670
I don't think so

>>15143622
I suppose.

>>15143631
So, instead of worshipping Poseidon, the yan Sea Bishop wants you to worship her like a Goddess.

I like.

>>15143679
I wonder if the spot where her tail attaches to her back is as ticklish as armpits.

What sort of creature is this?

>>15143620
Snow reflects sunlight, every snow girl should have brown skin except Yuki onnas

>>15143697
A nerd
Bully immediately and remove from premises

>>15143695
Maybe

>>15143683
So if some random Gazer you never met flew in through a window and pulled her pants down and parked her gooey Gazer tushie on your face, you would be okay with it?

>>15143697
It's not a yukkuri, but it still manages to look uncanny.

>>15143709
Sure.

>>15143697
>Monstergirl Yukkuri
I warned you about them bro!!! I told you dog!

>>15143645
And that was how the legend of the uncatchable husbando was born years ago in the uncharted wilderness. He is like the leprechaun but with dickings instead of gold

>>15143713
But why?

>>15143718
Because the ass if fat, and Gazers designs work well with thicker proportions.

I want to sexually torture a baby Wurm-chan.

>>15143738
Please no.

>>15143747
Please yes.

>>15143697
It's like the cloak monster has polymorphed her into some sort of living, hyperaroused sphere. Weird.

>>15143697
I want to kill it/11

>>15143476
>Like salamanders
>Also like dragons equally

Guys
Guys
What if
Listen to me
What if
Winged salamanders

>>15143783
Impossible

>>15143783
So dragons? They turn into lizards after all, and salamanders are lizards with fire.

>>15143793
Eh, at least they'd be fire dragons

>>15143793
but flaming tails anon

>>15143797
But dragons already have fire.

>>15143802
If their tail isn't on fire they don't have enough of it

>>15143806
Breathing fire > Flaming tail

>>15143797
That's a bit redundant.

Ouch.

>>15143809
Breathing fire + flaming tail > Breathing fire > Flaming tail > ur waifu

>>15143815
>Even steam forums bully monoeyes
Poor girls.

>>15143815
Savage

>>15143815
Sachin was made for bullying!

>>15143815
#rekt

>>15143817
Them's fightin' words.

>spider girls are for ___

I wanna get hit on by a Wurm with an Apophis BFF that is overly protective of her wurm friend and earn the wurm's love while earning the apophis' trust!

>>15143845
Fancy cloth emporiums.

>>15143845
exterminating
nothing good can come from associating with a spider girl

>>15143845
I've always preferred the MGE Arachnes.

>>15143845
Hitting with a rolled up newspaper, if they are into that.

>>15143853
> nothing good can come from associating with a spider girl
What if she's your daughter and you raise her right?

>>15143845
Impregnating.

>>15143845
Milking for venom so you can quietly assassinate someone

>>15143856
> prefers the ones that are explicitly sadistic rapists who get off on your terror
k

>>15143845
>spider girl
>human lower torso
What is this abomination?
Looks like shit desu

>>15143860
Jesus anon, I hope you weren't the one that raped this image's quality.

>>15143869
EMG Arachne are far worse in that regard. And at least MGE Arachne aren't total cunts.

>>15143869
>Make a claim
>Post a picture that doesn't support the claim

>>15143856
Not a fan of crabman's spiders at all, give me an Ushi over them any day.

>>15143884
What if crabman made some crabs though?

>>15143891
Crabs have been mysteriously absent from EMG with the exception that the mermaid thinks the spider is a crab.

>>15143891
woop woop woop

>>15143900
Criminally overlooked girls.

I'm glad Miia and her mom look so much alike i can just make a simple edit to turn her into Miia

>>15143900
>>15143909
One of the few cases where MGQ has best girl

>>15143911
I like the outfit, but I never liked Miia's mom.

>>15143909
i want to eat crab legs with Cancer!

>>15143483
http://exhentai.org/g/744793/4037496f6d/
>Wolfjob

>>15143865
reminder to delete reaction images

>>15143845
Kissing.

>>15143939
>THat artist
>Mfw remembering that doujin with the jeans
Oh no, penis. That was the one time we agreed on something

>>15143911
Who's the artist?

Milk.

Are nekos and kitsunes musume enough for this thread?

>>15143999
Yep.

>>15143999
>Are nekos and kitsunes musume enough for this thread?
Sure.
>human ears
Soiled it.

>>15143982
http://amini101.deviantart.com/
On their alt account
They're apparently not taking commissions right now or i would have jumped all over that

>>15143999
>Quad ear trash
I concur with >>15144005

>>15143840
fite me irl

>>15143999
The best cat girls are the big kind.

>>15144082
The best fox girls are the small kind.

>>15143697
Wendy needs to go on a Diet!
I said I liked em thick but this to too much!

I'm going to create a pocket dimension of thick monster girls and no one can stop me!

>>15144091
that looks really cold and uncomfortable.

>Serve two NEET twin liches as a butler.
>They mostly play video games all day and make let's plays for their huge youtube channel.
>One day they beg me to star as a guest in the new episode.
>Tell them I will be joining them after I have done the dishes.
>As soon as I go into their room, they strip me, throw me onto the bed and binds my hands with their magic.
>Twin 1 plants her fat undead ass on my face and starts playing the game.
>Twin 2 starts the voice/screen recording, lays down on her belly beside me, face towards the TV screen and begins slowly jerking me off.
>"Welcome back to Two Dead Twins Plays, with our new guest; our butler!".

>>15143697
She has become one with the side of the meat she eats.

>>15144108
Youtubers are cancer.

>>15144108
Those bodies sound fine, but I can do without the livestream stuff.

>>15144126
But thousands of girls all over the world will be masturbating to you!

>>15144108
which one is pat and which one is matt

>>15144141
DROP THE SHIELD

>>15144105
I don’t want to stop you. I want to join you.

>>15144108
I want to become a famous youtuber just so they would have me on as a guest.

>>15144108
I wouldn't mind that, although it would be hard to comment with FAT LICH ASS in my face.

>>15144148
Then come with me to a land of thick waifus that are as big as you want and as many as you want.

>>15144149
>"Welcome back to Two Dead Twins Plays, with our new guest; our butler!"
>"Say hello"
>[muffled butler under FAT LICH ASS]

>>15144105
Agreed.

>>15144163
>as big as you want and as many as you want.
There's going to be a lot of cuddlefucking.

>>15144108
>Four hundred year old bitches being let's play youtube celebs

Plz. Anybody not part of the current generation looks on that as the flash in the pan cringe of this generation.

>>15144141
The one jerking is Pat, because Matt rarely plays anymore.

>>15144163
>as big as you want

This is like one of those monkey paw wishes. Wish for a universe of thick women, and you wind up on Ham Planet Prime.

>>15144169
The thickest Satyros shall be there!
Along with slightly smaller ones for folks that don't want them quite that thick.


>>15144166
I can only imagine that the lich whose on my face would shiver in pleasure slightly whenever I spoke.

I am awfully close to her woman hood.


>>15144172
That's a thick sword.


>>15144185
Oh Anon.
I'd still be happy with that.

So I spent several moments this morning lost in the simple pleasure of the tines against my scalp as I brushed my hair.
And then I thought "Wait, there's a monster girl for this."
Thanks guys.

>>15144191
>I can only imagine that the lich whose on my face would shiver in pleasure slightly whenever I spoke.

Well they are naked of course.

>>15144194
Yes. Fall down the rabbit hole of monster girls. YES!

>>15144191
Yes anon. We know you're a flaming fatfag that tries to hide behind thick or chubby. Try to be less obvious about it next time.

>>15144199
Excellent.
Time for the special episode where the Butler is unmasked.
Because the girl playing gets to have his member in her lady parts.

>>15144204
No one cared who he was until he put on the vagstink.

Soon you won't be able to live without thinking about them.

>>15144209
I will forever maintain that Dark Knight Rises is the best batman movie simply because it gave us bane-posting.

>>15144203
True, I do enjoy them big.
Although I could also go for some muscle at the moment, maybe with a larger rear and smaller chest.

>>15144108
>Liches
>Extroverted
>Extroverted enough to be utubers of all things

Yeah, nah.

>>15144213
You mean like what happened to me a year ago?

>>15144219
>>15144178
Just switch them out with loli vampires with fat rumps or something.

>>15144219
Come on anon, we're just having some fun.
I imagine that most of it would be them speaking in monotone voices, along with a bit of dry british humor.

>>15144231
The real funny thing is you're so oblivious as to that being the same sort of thing Lich Gamer got torn apart for back in the day.

>>15144232
Not him but see >>15144238

>>15144231
Fat bottomed lolis are great.
Especially if they have thick thighs and wide hips to go with it.

Would they be twins that have sidetails on opposite sides and shit talk stuff with posh accents?

I would gladly star in the ninemonth 'pregnant vampire twins play..' series and comment with the two of them on whatever they are playing.

>>15144238
The real funny thing is people even caring about that.

>>15144249
Not really. Stupid ideas get called stupid. Nothing more natural.

>>15144247
You prone bone them while they play and comment.

>>15144238
I thought it was disliked for being uninspired and having little to do with monstergirls.

>>15144256
Maybe hotdog them a little?
I hope they don't do that when they figure out they're pregnant.
Then I'd just have to eat them out while they play the game.

>>15144261
Poor copy of gamer gazer
Poor choice of monstergirl for the job
Written so that her being a monstergirl didn't make one bit of difference to the story
Basically just written walkthrough references instead of using that to frame an actual story

Take your pick.

>>15143645
I would like for this to be expanded upon.

>>15144108
>>15144141
Who's Chewie and who's Fuckface?

>>15144285
woolie isn't in this scenario so there's no chewie.

>>15144276
I was going to make fun of you by linking the Jim page on 1d4chan but reading it again made me want to take a branding iron to my testes and I realized sharing it would be a criminal act worthy of the undeath penalty. So I guess you win this round.

>>15143909
Where's the vagina?

>>15144311
It's covered by that "mouth" bit.

>>15144232
>fun

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS FUN

I want to tickle a loli Wurm's bits

>>15144320
I want to choke a Loli Wurm as I fuck her!

>>15144320
good man

>>15144326
there is literally nothing wrong with consensual erotic asphyxiation

>>15141890
To MONSTERGIRLEXAMINER who posted a story last thread, I hope you haven't missed my reply: >>15142901

I just want a dog-wife.
And some dog-daughters too.
A happy dog-family.

Reptiles, birds, and anything else just won't do.

>>15144342
Are undeads fine? Undead dog-wife would be cool.

>>15144297
Yet you dropped where to find it.

Jim's alright.

>>15144342
I want the same but with a cowgirl, any cowgirl will do but preferably Holstaurs.

>>15144350
Your terrible taste is noted.

>>15144360
I feel you my brother, I'm a slut for squids, I'd the marry the first one I meet

>>15144360
What if it was more than one cow? >>15143986

What if we age faster than monstergirls? What if you die midway through your waifu's lifetime?

>>15144368
That's great too, I'll accept as many cows as would accept me.
Especially since I happen to be the one who commissioned that picture.

>>15144373
Typically, when you net a monstergirl waifu your aging speed aligns with theirs.

>>15144373
Mamono mana and incubusization fixes that.

>>15144318
But there is!
Fun can be had by all!

>>15144373
Mammy Bammy, lets you live as long as her or her as long as you, whichever is greater.

>>15144376
>Especially since I happen to be the one who commissioned that picture.
Bless you, anon.

>>15144382
I had fun once.
It was awful.

>>15144379
>become childhood friends with a witch
>500 years later you're still a shota

>>15144383
You've seen the topless version right?

>>15144395
Yep.

>>15144386
Then the wurm is going to help you have fun and enjoy it!

>>15144391
I wouldn't mind being the legal shota husband to a legal loli Vampire desu.

>>15144382
You're trying to have fun HERE?

You'll suffer much for this.

>>15144406
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ma8NR_EQXlU

>>15144402
That's the only really good type of perma-loli and perma-shota, when they're together.

>>15144411
>shota
>ever good

>>15144421
It's ok anon, consider talking about something else before starting to bitch about shota again.

>>15144399
>Wurm
>"Help" me have fun
I didn't know getting a broken everything counted as fun.

>>15144442
Don't worry; the only that will be breaking are your bones.

>>15143631
Yes

>>15144436
There's plenty of people who don't like shota, unless you think those times with 3 almost simultaneous replies calling it shit and having a conversation with each other are samefagging.

>>15144361
Whatever shall I do now.

>>15144442
mamono healing!

Did something happen to 4chan a little earlier? It looks like there's been several mass thread deletions across multiple threads.

A Japanese on twitter posted his interpretation of a Zipangu Cursed Sword

I like the concept, but it could be executed better

>>15144458
How does that justify starting shit?

>>15144483
It doesn't. He's just being a massive shitbabby moaning at the first mention of something he doesn't like.

>>15144483
I'm just saying you have to expect complaints if you post about an obviously controversial topic. While not on the same level it's like talking about futa or ntr and expecting everyone to be happy.

Would you watch anime about qt horses?

>>15144486
>shota
>obviously controversial

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>15144482
Weeabo cursed sword made of superior japanese steel versus a broadsword cursed sword when?

>>15144489
No.

>>15144486
>controversial
You wot

>>15144458
It isn't so much that as it's difficult to believe there are more than one or two people autistic enough to start shitposting whenever there is even the most casual passing mention of something they don't like. Perhaps that's just my faith in humanity acting up. I should get that checked out.

>>15144489
Is this even an anime? I thought the trailer was for a Kancolle-esque game.

Either way, it's not even monstergirls, they're just trying to use the spike in popularity of them to push this dumb headbanding wearing, tail-buttplug farce.

>>15144494
Why? Did only I like the idea?

>>15144486
It's only fucking controversial because people take this shit way too seriously. Also

>Shota
>controversial

It's like loli, as in it's fucking nothing.

>>15144486
Is your butt feeling well? Do you need some cream?

>>15144502
Yes

>>15144486
>obviously controversial topic
I call bullshit

>>15144499
It's a game, yeah.
The hype it spawned when they revealed the trailer made people think it'll get an anime in short order though.

>>15144486
It's only as controversial as loli, and anybody having a fit about either one on 4chan of all places is a fucking retard

>>15144504
>>15144515
>Same as loli
Lolis can be monster girls. Only gays in denial like shota.

>>15144493
>Broadsword is just a violent, uncultured barbarian who uses brute strength
>Katana is a noble, proud samurai who uses a 5000 years old style of swordsmanship
>Katana wins by using it's secret forbidden technique
>She says a cheesy line about a warrior's soul before walking off into the sunset

>>15144482
>Yakuza style tattoos instead of metallic scales
Of course there's a proper name for it, but that looks pretty cool.

>>15144519
Does that mean yuri is 100% okay because it only involves monster girls?

>>15144520
>Meanwhile, she is being stalked by a cursed arbalest
>Who is being stalked in turn by a cursed musket
>Who is hunted by a cursed hunting rifle
>Who is about to be attacked by a cursed FN SCAR

>>15144537
Don't talk to him, he's just trying to shit the thread up

>>15144489
I already watch a show about qt horses

>>15144537
Yuri is also gay by definition.

The moment you start looking for porn for the type of guy involved though, that's when it becomes gay.

>>15144537
Don't reply. The weekend just started.

Which monstergirl can badaboom like no other monstergirl could?

>>15144559
Lava golem

>>15144559
I don't know, I haven't blown one up to know.

>>15144559
Badaboom? Is that Italian?

>>15144540
>all the while a cursed hammer is muttering
>and the blacksmith wielding it is agreeing
>that their children are seriously not right in the hilt

>>15144559

>>15144566
It's specifically Italian American

>>15144566
Probably

>>15144563
Badaboom has different meanings.

>>15144481
Some idiot probably got banned.

>>15144577
Too late, I already got the dynamite.

>>15144502
>>15144513
I didn't like the execution.
I mostly got tired of cute girls doing cute things a long time ago, plus the designs are just humans with animal ears.

>>15144570
She gunna get kidnapped

Melon is streaming again

https://picarto.tv/Whutermuelon

>>15144588
>He draws girls for money
dropped

>>15144597
MELON PLEASES ANON'S HEARTBONERS FOR MONEY
OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

>>15144588
I'm not really impressed with him after he posted some off-topic manga uni project thing in the precious thread.

No wivess allowed in the husbands' bragging club.

>>15144601
What girl is most likely to pay young men to satisfy her?
I need to know for reasons.

>>15144606
>wivess
I'm onto your game grapesnake

>>15144602
I was in an ironic shitposting mood will you ever find it in your heart to forgive me

Shhh..... Chinese dragon is sleeping

>>15144610
WAKE UP RYU

>>15144588
What is going on there?

>>15144610
I'm gunna sneak up behind her and gently rub her reverse scale

>>15144609
Looking at .less' history, that's not a good attitude to have in these threads.

>>15144613
Be gentle when you wake her up, she'll get grumpy and make it rain otherwise

>>15144610
I'm going to kiss her.

>>15144602
previous*

>>15144618
Don't worry, I'll drop this bucket of cold water on her in the most gentle way possible.

>>15144616
ok, i'll be good now

>>15144610
More sleeping dragons

>>15144489
Those are human girls with horse ears...

>>15144633
They also have horse tails and don't have human ears, they're more monster girl than some of KC's stuff.

>>15144645
>Ears
>1 Tail

Even a Succubus has more than this. Kitsune's have more tails.

They are literally half a step above Elves and Elves are just humans with knife ears.

>>15144652
I dunno man, you ever try to run from an Elf?

>>15144655
>Running from an Elf

Under what circumstance would this ever happen?

>>15144659
She wants you to give her a child and you want no part in it.

>>15144610
Why is she so sleepy, did she have a nightmare last night prevent her from getting a good rest, if so is there a way I can help her sleep better?

>>15144610
>>15144631
Sleeping dragons are a miracle of the universe. Doesn't matter the kind, I want to protect them all.

>>15144673
All of them?

>>15144610
I want to fart on her face and give her pinkeye!

>>15144667
Walking would accomplish the same function.

>>15144659
Only if Elf is a men

>>15144686
All of them.
Age, size or weight doesn't matter to me.

>>15144686
All of Them, no doubt about it.

>>15144696
But what if she's chasing you down so she can force you?

>>15144700
You're going to need to re-English that sir.

>>15144686
What are you imply?

>>15144708
You push her advances away and keep walking.

By Ilias do I need to spell out everything for you?

>>15144709
Only if Elf has a dick.

>>15144721
>Alps want the Elf dick

This is some full on degeneracy.

>>15144724
>replying

>>15144724
NO! You didn't understand!

>>15144727
>>15144734
What are you talking about? :^)

>>15144739
Everything is in archives ;^)

>>15144747
We need to perform an Alp hunt, where we round them all and throw them into a dickless place where they can't enjoy anything lewd.

That will teach them.

>>15144751

>>15144708
>Elfs
>Forcing anyone to do anything
Are you serious?

>>15144659
Anon, eventually you're going to want to leave the forest.

>>15144763
They are like jews with knife ears

>>15144766
You get on the path and you start walking toward anywhere that isn't a forest.

>>15144769
AND?

WHAT ARE THOSE FUCKING KNIFE EARED DORKS GONNA DO?

>>15144770
That's actually pretty hard. Elf forest has no paths and humans tend to walk in circles lacking clear landmarks to guide them.

>>15144770
>He doesn't know

>>15144776
Rape you with their poisonous arrows 'n other shit.

>You'll never be childhood friends with a cuddlebug Lilim
Just end me now.

>>15144559
Is this one of Sub's new ones?

>>15144784
aphrodisiac arrows, at least you'll die with a raging boner.

>>15144786
Yep. He posted it here a few days ago.

>>15144782
My sides went to the forest and never had come back.

>>15144784
My immune system will destroy any poison they try on me, much like it's been destroying my own blood's platelets nonstop for unknown reasons for over 4 years now.

And the arrow wound will make me fucking LIVID

>>15144769
>>15144797
Come on now. I thought we got rid of paladinfags.

>>15144798
That's a little edgy, I think we should slow down a little bit.

Pic not related

>>15144803
I wish we did.

>>15144809
Feel free to leave.

>>15144804
>That's a little edgy
I never asked for it, and I wish I didn't have this condition. I can't even at least try to make it sound cool without it coming off as edgy, this shit is whack.

>>15144607
Old and busted Ryus

>>15144809
Agreed.

>>15144809
Liked

>>15144818
This isn't Paladin RP general.

I was thinking of writing an Alice story. What Alice stories are already out there?

>>15144832
None come to mind.

>>15144832
I'm not even sure if we have any in the first place.

>>15144832
Only in Japan.

>>15144832
http://pastebin.com/Eg1y19GT
There's also a musclegirl Alice incest thing I can;t find the pastebin for.

Muscle Monster girls start a war with Chubby/THICK and flat out fat Monster girls
Whose side do you take

>>15144856
The ones that have fighting abilities.

>>15144856
The soft easygoing side, they're nicer and won't bully me.

>>15144856
Anon you are asking me which i like to cuddle more, i dont have an answer i just want to cuddle them because one is soft and nice while the other makes me feel protected.
I cannot choose because i like both!
UNLESS I CUDDLE THEM BOTH.

>>15144856
none
LET THE WAR RAGETH ON ill be playing videogames

>>15144856
The spectator side, duh. I'm not a monstergirl.

>>15144841
I have definitely read one a long time ago that had the line "what is a fucktoy" in it somewhere.

>>15144856
Easy, I unite both sides and take the high generals as my brides.

>>15144832
Alice story? Lovely, they don't get much attention here compared to their popularity in the nip fanbase.

What kind of monstergirls are the best for cuddling and why is it the Himedere ones?

>>15144856
The side that'll win.

>>15144884
I want to cuddle with a himedere vampire with blonde hair drills!

>>15144856
Thick monstergirls are nice and would cuddle you. unlike muscle monster girls.

>>15144900
This man gets it.
What do you do when she gets all flustered?

>>15144901
Undead girls best girls.

>>15144862
They won't take the war up into the mountains so I'll chill there with a yeti until things cool down

This is your dog tonight.

>>15144904
Without a doubt.

>>15144913
Alright, thanks.

>>15144856
I marry the girl with the most muscles on one side and the heaviest girl on the other and bring peace.
I shall unify them into the strongfat kingdom

>>15144913
Can I keep her?

>>15144856
The chubby side, so that when the muscle girls win I'm taken as a prisoner and hopefully they use me as a prize.

How do you punish slutty human boys?

Dragonic ass
Discuss

>>15144929
Why should we?

>>15144913
Why do I have a dog tonight? Do I have to keep a dog tonight?

>>15144903
I'd giggle at her and fiddle with her drills

>>15144937
To check effenicy of police

>>15144929
Rape

What Monster Girl would wear a "I <3 my Little Bro" shirt, even when you ask her not to?

>>15144922
If you treat her right, yes. She needs a good home.

>>15144946
Jabberwock.

>>15144946
It would be funny to see a Baphomet wearing one.

>>15144946
Fairy

>>15144932
Scratching in the part where the tail and the back connect, slowly moving your fingers from the base to the end in the soft underside of the tail, and licking/nibbling the tip.

>>15144946
Arachne

>>15144932
dragons are the miracle of the multi-verse!

>>15144942
Anon, are you trying to set her off?
Because that's how you wake up the next morning with her clinging to you and smiling after a long night of passionate leglocking sex.

>>15144946
>She wears it every time the two of you go somewhere in public
>Everyone at work gives you shit now after she came by to drop off lunch for you and gave you a hickey on her way out

>>15144964
Don't they?

>>15144949
>>15144952
>>15144954
>>15144959
The real questiong should be "Is she wearing anything besides the shirt?"

>>15144946
Lilims.

>>15144856
Muscle girls
Purge the lard-asses, we fit wars now

>>15144974
With a Baphomet as long as it's big enough she could use it as a dress.

>>15144913
That's not a dog it's a werewoof

>>15144974
Probably not.

>>15144929
Scarlet letter affixed to their clothing for public shame purposes

>>15144946
Titania nee-san

>>15144983
B-b-but the shirt says yes. Who do I believe?

Captcha: PICTURESQUE

>>15144974
Of course not, what are you some kind of heretic?

>>15144975
I'm not sure if having a Lilim as an older sister would be great or terrifying.
My virginity wouldn't survive past the day I hit age of consent, I'll tell you that.

>>15144974
>>15144983
I bet a Jabberwock can take off her little bro shirt, have her tentacles neatly fold it, and then make out with her little brother in only 10 seconds.

>>15144994
>shirt

That's a pillow, you crumbly crumpet.

>>15144988
>Titania nee-san

The best nee-san.

>>15144996
>He thinks he won't stop being a virgin before hitting age of consent

>>15144999
Oh my...you're right.

>Captcha: NO OUTLET

Oh boy, this will be a wild night for me.

>>15144996
>>15145004
Age of consent in a monster girl world is probably the first day of puberty.

>>15145004
What's she going to want anon? Me during the start of puberty or me after I've developed a bit?
Besides, I'm from Washington. AOC's 16 here she wouldn't have to wait long.
She'd probably stop me from masturbating though.
And now I'm imagining having a slightly yandere Lilim onee-san and it's giving me a fearboner like nothing else.

>>15144998
Perfect.

>>15144996
I'd love having a lilim older sister. She'd probably take my virginity the minute I could physically get an erection, but going beyond the laws of physics themselves as close siblings would be nice.

>Monstergirl sister who disregards your consent and rapes you before you even get to fully understand what sex is instead of waiting for you to mature
Sickening. Some shit tier sisters you faggots have.

>>15145032
>Implying no consent
>Implying not fully understanding what sex is by the time you're 10
Do you not have internet or something? How are you posting in that case?

Your sex announcers will never be this cute.

>>15145042
>How are you posting in that case?
Mindpower. My brain is augmented.

>>15145032
Being a Monster Girl's sister is giving consent. You give consent by existing.

It's just sisterly love.

>>15145050
>Being a Monster Girl's sister is giving consent
>Being a Monster Girl's sister

>>15145032
A lilim could just create a mental link to get across the concept of sex to you, even if for some reason, as a 10 year old, you somehow still didn't understand what it is.
And given her powers, she's most definitely be able to make it indescribably enjoyable despite the young age.

>>15145057
No bully please.

>>15145050
>You give consent by existing.
Fine, I'll just stop existing then. Don't need no invasive sisters endangering muh purity

>>15145050
>>15145057
FORBIDDEN LOVE

SOUND THE ALARM

>>15145045
>You will never have a MG follow you and loudly narrate every single action you do throughout your day, spicing them a lot with her own lewd comments about you
For some reason i imagine Chesires doing this.

>>15145070
Kill yourself

>>15144971
i wish to be lancer's mastah!

>>15145065
Do you really think that'll stop them?

Someone post the greentext where some monstergirl finds the soul of a yet-to-be-born Anon drifting in the Ginnungagap before conception, and she basically binds his destiny to hers.

>>15145045
I want to fuck Koto and Juri!

>>15145079
Hm? Did you reply to the wrong post?

>>15145087
I still don't understand how was she supossed to know who he was, since he still didn't have a name or even a personality, did she just choose a random soul to husbando or something?

>>15145087
I don't know about your family, Anon, but good nee-sans respect your feelings and only had sex with me because I asked her to when she asked me what I wanted for my birthday. All the sex that occurs thereafter is just a followup present. That's a thing.

>>15145097
Maybe the soul was a reincarnation of someone who died previously. Or maybe she saw the potential (or whatever equivalent that might exist in a soul to be detected in whatever strange way) in it, and used that to decide on her lover-to-be.

Take it however you want. Be imaginative.

>>15145088
Oh shit, somebody remembered their names.
Koto was the fish, right?

>>15145106
>only had sex with me because I asked her to when she asked me what I wanted for my birthday
I wanna hear this story.

>>15145112
Story? Looks like they just accidently slipped into talking about an imagination spot as if it were real.
A kind of accidental RP, if you will.

>>15145112
There is no story. He's roleplaying.

>>15145111
That's Juri.
I had to look it up to remember.

https://hellskitchensink.wordpress.com/a-serpent-in-zion/ There's a new chapter of this thing out.

If you like your Monster Girl Older Sister so much, why don't you just marry her?

>>15145116
>>15145117
>RP
I don't know when you folks started labelling stuff like what that guy posted "RP", but it's been a thing here for a long-ass time and it's fun. Don't be like that.

>>15144952
You know what else would it be funny to see a baphomet wear? Nothing

>>15145122
>a-serpent-in-zion
Is it about a Lamia prostitute in the ancient kingdom of Israel?

>>15145124
You realize that most anons here actually would, right?
It's making me sad that I'll never do my best to princess carry my Echidna Onee-san to a bed where my other Onee-sans are waiting.

>>15145125
I'm having a hard time coming up with a word for it. It's not the hated kind of RP, you're right, but there is a kayfabe to it. I think that sounds a bit closer to it.

>>15145125
>but it's been a thing here for a long-ass time
You're right. We used to just call it cancer.

>>15145124
That's the plan

>>15145125
It did get a little out of control so it's understandable that there's a backlash to it, though I agree they're just being silly in this case

>>15145132
You know my pain

>>15145134
>kayfabe
Damn it, now I'm thinking about monstergirl pro wrestling again.
That would be awesome.

>>15145135
No, it's called fantasizing about monstergirls, which is the one thing everyone is here to do. You're complaining about the way other people are wording their mg sex fantasies because you think it's RP.

I saw some of you people persecuting some dudes for making the old "I want X monstergirl to Y me!" posts, which is also something that's been here since forever. You're slowly trying to kill this place off by shunning one poster after another. You're attacking people for trying to spark discussion about monstergirls.

>>15145150
Dude, I've been here since /a/ and plenty of people have always heckled chucklefucks who do the pretend-this-shit-is-happening-for-real posts.

Wat do isn't even the same kind of post.

>>15144882
I wanted to see what other people did with it first.

>>15144809
What ho' bitch.

>>15145150
The threads are getting a lot of newcomers who don't know shit about crap. Right now things are changing from the way they once more fast enough that you can easily notice if you take the time to look.
Can't blame someone for coming down hard to get the message across that this one type of garbage isn't for this place. Only thing is, it's more like a gradient of garbage, rather than a clear, dividing line between black and white.
It's like that for a lot of things, and a lot of people here don't get that at all. It's just something inherent to 4chan, due to it's general culture.

>>15145165
I've been here since /a/ too, and people only attacked even greentexts and CYOAs there, then again, /a/ was always a shithole and people were way more abrasive in general.

"Pretend-this-shit-is-happening-for-real" wasn't shunned like the plague either there nor here up until now, it was a fun way to start monstergirl discussions, or to just shoot the shit.

The kind of RP people should be hating is the *unsheathes katana* kind.

>>15145185
>Not unsheathing your waifu

Do you even cursed sword?

:>

>>15145204
Nice gargoyle. Like her hair too.

Who's the fag with the fag hair though?
And why's he shoving his foot into her face? Monstergirls are meant to do that to people, not the other way round.

>>15145185
>implying there weren't some people in here defending *action* just last month

Whew lad. Take those blinders off. Plus stuff gets a backlash when it becomes too overdone or the quality takes a nosedive. I mean jesus, look at that military thing a couple threads ago. The spike in roleplay lately is causing a pushback. It's natural, not some conspiracy. Just like a random paladin post won't cause an uproar, but half a thread of them would burn the place down.

>>15145204
She's a big girl.