/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Symmetric granny!

>>15125190
>What are your thoughts on the Doctor, /jp/?

Vaa vaa voom! Also I wish I was the dude in the pic. I would take such a deep breath.

She's not really my type. Good source of fun drugs, though.

>>15125229
I dont know if I would prefer to sniff her crotch or her butt.

She's probably rather nice, old, wise, old, not exactly talkative which isn't to my interest, old, and old.

Doctor doctor
Tell me the news
I've got a
Bad case of
Moon jews

Dat curve.

...

EXTERMINATE

Hey Yo doctor, here's another proper track
and it's phat, watch the sniper, time to pay the piper
and let that real shit provoke, see you's a wanna be 'loc
and you'll get smoked and I hope that your fans understand
when you talk about spraying me, the same records that you makin' is paying me
Motherfuck Dre
Motherfuck Snoop
Motherfuck Death Row
Yo, and here comes my left blow

She is overworked

>>15125229
>I wish I was the dude in the pic
I thought the same thing, even before reading your post

I'd let her dom me.

>>15126512
Even if it was nothing more than a boring lecture on all your imperfections and how to fix them?

Is it true that Eirin likes young boys?

>>15126581
Eirin is smart as fuck so I would actually listen to her lectures.
Eirin sama, please help me get over my depression and anxiety issues.

>>15126512
Lesbian femdom is tier 1 in my list of genres, but that doujins story just isnt good.

I really want her to make a replacement for my leg.

She raised a lot of kids that became good girls.

>>15126940
Two smug cunts
One Useless neet
And edgy sepiroth

>>15126429
>I thought the same thing, even before reading your post

Mah nigga!

>MEEEEEEDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCC

>>15129035

The doctor had an accident.

>>15129082

Delicious pregnant Eirin. Oh God my dick.

She has the same name as my ex so that makes me not want to look at her
The song always makes me tear up a bit or get upset

>>15129082
Why are there so few pregnant Eirins? I want to fill her up, and watch as her ample bosom swells to an even greater size.

>>15129035
>>15129047
What team is she on?

>>15138382
The winning team, obviously.

>>15129035
I am so sorely tempted to remark something thus:

hey cut me a sandvitch while you are at it.

>>15138577
Piss off, Kaguya. Make it yourself.

I want this doc to subject me to unethical medical experiments!

>>15138524
Who let the chinese write 2hu dojinshi

>>15125190

A Kikaider clone.

FROM MOOOOOOOOOOON!!

>>15126609
eirin lesson #1: stop fapping like a monkey. learn self control. you lack testosterone.

I normally wouldn't be interested in her but there's the drugs. The drugs change everything. A potion of age regression, something that makes you horny 24/7 and maximizes endurance so you can do it for days on end, and a pill that increases the intensity of orgasms beyond what should be humanly possible. All that and more!

>>15125190
DR DR GIVE ME THE NEWS

>>15145384
you have stage 4 pancreatic cancer that has metastasized
to your peritoneum, liver and lungs
you have three weeks at best

I would become Eirin's lover, and since we're both total perverts I would become her assistant. All the Touhous that come for their physicals would be flustered and mortified that a boy is in the room with them, but they'd have no choice but to strip down while Eirin and I examine them!

>>15145384
I have a bad case of wanting to stick my throbbing wiener up Eirin's gooey slit!

>>15125190
>Helping filthy lunarias to live LONGER
It's a shame that such a mesmerizing talent is wasted on those impure creatures
The stench of her crimes is almost making me faint

Eirin and Yukari team up to create Doctors without Borders!

>>15147317
i want to lick junko's impure asscheeks

>>15129082
Why do they make it so the clothes are almost torn apart due to their large size alone? Why not get them larger clothes?
Poor Eirin. Probably can't breathe in that outfit
;_;

>>15147621
sudden expansion. a virgin otaku's idea of how pregnancy works.

>>15147627
Maybe it was a hyperspeed pregnancy medicine or something, you nerd

worst hair...!

>>15125352
>>15151123
Rude. Apologise to this pure lady.

>>15154224
I never insulted her. Age is a sign of wisdom, you know.

>>15163195
i really need your fucking help doc, if you know what i mean

I bet Eirin is really sexually frustrated! She needs a young cock! But she thinks she's too old and frumpy to get one!

!!!

>>15163278
Do you think Eirin has been married in the past, or if she's had sex before? I wonder if she'd be willing to teach me how to make a baby.

I also wonder whether she can actually conceive at 10000 years of age.

>>15165887
She'd give you a pamphlet, dweeb.