/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Salamanders are awesome!

How does your Monster Girl waifu react to Chyna and Prince both dying.

>>15107300
Monsters are olev.

>>15107282
>Come back in a year
>They're 7 years old
Anon what the fuck

>>15107281
Now it isn't.

>>15107296
Immersion status: 「SHATTERED」

>>15107307
Crying

>>15107300
You know, I almost thought she had no mouth
>>15107307
who?

>>15107300
Gonna go bigger.
Have to go bigger.

>>15107309
Dog years, obviously.
I know monster math is silly and pants on head retarded.

>>15107309
Hyperbolic time chamber.

>>15107307
Sadness. Crippling depression
Trying not to cry
Crying a lot

>>15107307
Prince was an asshole who made garbage music, being dead doesn't earn him a free pity pass

>>15107307
>Literal who's dying
Nothing I guess

>>15107324
people still liked him

>>15107307
I wish my memories of Chyna's sex tape would die too.

Would you masturbate in Succubutt-sensei's class?

>>15107333
Chyna was a wrestler from the "when wwe was good" days and prince was a kinda meh musician.

>>15107343
No. I would fucking pay attention to class.

>>15107343
Nope.
Too busy doing minotaur sensei against a wall in gym class.

>>15107343
No. I'm at school

>>15107343
I'd rather have one on one masturbation instructions from Hakutaku-sensei.

>>15107337
People still like Jimmy savile, think about that for a second

>>15107343
Only if its on her

If I were king I'd mandate that all hellhounds be required to keep their long, wild, messy hair in loose,big, and poofy pony-tails that bounce around as they walk

>>15107369
If I were king there wouln't be hellhounds

>>15107343
Where's her thick spade tail for me to nibble on?

>>15107369
If I was King all Hellhounds would have to learn to cuddle gently and lick people affectionately!

>>15107370
You monster

>>15107371
Inside her butt, obviously.

>>15107343
I'd do it in a way that I could jerk it in full view, and no one would realize it.

>>15107371
Why do you think she's smiling?

>>15107377
But why?

I like big sneks and I can not lie
You other anons can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a huge tail in your face
You get sprung!

>>15107369
If I were king I'd actually just have things run like normal but I sure as heck would make sure that I have two or three wives that are of the plump body type.

>>15107357
considering the fact that some people here want to fuck adolescent girls, I can believe that

I'm pretty fond of hoppers.

>>15107369
If I were a king my Dragon waifu would kidnap me.

>>15107391
What about other girls with big tails?

>>15107394
This isn't possible. That's exactly what I would do to a T
Who are you, imposter?

>>15107398
They're pretty great.

>>15107369
If I were king you lot would be building me superweapons 24/7 to dominate other nations

>>15107403
Imposter?
I'll have you know that I am the king around here, unless you know some one else that wants a holst, vampire, and dullahan as their wives.

>>15107390
She has to use something to masturbate in class and a dildo would make too much noise.

>>15107402
They are alright too, but fat snake tails are my favorite.

I can't stop thinking about an anaconda girl since it was mentioned.

>>15107412
>1/3 of what I would've chose
Hmmm.

>>15107307
This is what it sounds like when dove harpies cry :<

>>15107376
>no plump Kejourou bottom to ravage

>>15107419
I believe your kingdom is in another land.
As a fellow ruler, it would only be proper for me to allow you time to rest here before you go.

>>15107427
Perhaps it's just stress, yeah? Being a king isn't easy
I thank you for your hospitality. I do not mean to intrude

>>15107433
Do not worry.
Rest and be merry before you are off tomorrow to your home.
I shall make sure none of the maids get ideas.

>>15107426

It makes me sad too

>no raptor girl to legworship

>>15107376
Top cute. 100% waifu material.

Would interlock fingers with while creampie'ing and then get hairhugged all night.

>>15107458
>You'll never call her cleaver

I want a fox girl to trick me into roughly violating her!

>>15107458
what type of raptor?

>>15107469
Good taste.

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=56458580
Lich Paizuri, Witch lewd and a Pixie penis hug all in 3 days. This guy's dedicated.

>>15107491
Sometimes, when all you've got is a pack of pencil crayons and pens, you just have to go all in

>>15107472
You got the loli compsognathus girls
You have the short stack velociraptor girls
you got the normal deinonychus girls
and lastly you have the ara ara utahraptor girls
take your pick?

>>15107398
I'm not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grRPtmMALxU

>>15107464
>Cleaver

Nice one.

>>15107507
But they're in third place next to Wights and Liches for top Undead girls.

>>15107501
Colored pencils can be pretty strong.

>>15107343
Only if Alp-chan is sitting in front of me.

>>15107524
Never meant it in a bad way
Meant it in a jealous way because I can't draw for shit

>>15107514
Hoppers, Zombies, and Ghouls
All get the https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grRPtmMALxU route

>>15107502
Or you can also have a pick at the nerdy troodon girls if you like up to you?

>>15107463

And you'd be leglocked too. Can't forget that

>>15107528
Meant it as a neutral comment.
But yeah I understand completely.

>>15107524
Traditional mediums are rad.

>>15107564
They carry a rather peculiar charm.

>>15107590
Agreed
If done right, I prefer them over digital

x is best girl

>>15107608
No, y is

>>15107608
She prefers to be called Nibiru you insensitive jerk.

>>15107608
>>15107612
>>15107614
Those are some very weird ways of spelling w.

>>15107618
Yeah. people don’t know how to spell O these days.

>>15107608
Numbers man here.

You letters can all rot in hell.

Are you faggots ready for 100% pure grade A waifu?

>>15107630
A-
She doesn't even prepare lunch first.

>>15107630
A best

>>15107629
I'm going to do the same thing, but i'm going to use her spinning tailintead of the fan.

>>15107636
Tail instead*
Sorry, got some mofu on my brain.

>>15107369
And what sable victims do you bring forth, oh Stygian king?

>>15107627
>liking number
>not symbols
Whatever you say pleb. ⊆ is the best

>>15107638
This is your brain on mofu. Don't huff the fluff.

This PSA brought to you by the Scale Council.

>>15107398
Ah yes, the corpse puppets of those Shijexian and other fell magicians. Do you truly love a weapon for what it is, or of what it once was?

>>15107630
Third part when?

>>15107630
Moth a shit.

>>15107641
Do I need a tungsten pestle and mortar to crush dragon scales into a fine powder before mixing them with copper oxide to smoke them?

>>15107633
That's not true.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxGbX8Y6LvQ

>>15107645
Damn straight I would.

>>15107629
See there!
A mystic being breathing into a modern convenience? What witchcraft and deceit does she pour out from her bloodstained and ensemened maw? Is this simply a trap for sentimental fools to walk into, or are we seeing the intimate point of weakness for such a demonic vixen?

>>15107651
I shall revise my ranking to A.
A cute.

>>15107659
A a cute.
cute!

>>15107630
Moths, moths, moths.
Such strange creatures. Compared to the butterfly, considered ugly and maybe terrifying; though they have the same diet. Both creatures do drink blood if given the chance, although they generally prefer nectar.
Maybe if it was not for that pelt and tendency to leap into flames, would moths be considered more highly.
Alas, they are lacking in grace and slim debonair. Moths will always be considered those fur wrapped strangers in the night.

>>15107650
Don't it, Anon.
I got addicted to reptilian scales and now I can't stop sniffing my Dragon, I also get a little shaky and cold when I'm too far away from her.

>Trusting moths

I really like this Manticore!

>>15107685
Nonsense. Documented research has proven that ground scales are harmless and in fact beneficial to anyone's experience.

This message brought to you by the Scale Council.

>>15107692
In what sort of way?
As a guardian? A terrifying attraction? A promise of terror? Or perhaps, like a wonderful haunch of meat?

>>15107685
That's just the mana withdrawal.

>>15107698
All of the above.

>>15107630
Moth a cute.

>>15107690
Stupid shotas and their shit taste.

>>15107690
This is the only sane man

>>15107698
>>15107704
Please do not beat the meat

>>15107709
>Shota
Fuck off nigga, you're the one with shit taste.

>>15107692
Yep, nothing like watching a Manticore unsure of herself as the milker starts sucking at her bound form. Once the mana in her body makes her start producing, it's best to reward her with a nice tail stuffing. It makes the milk richer and draws out more of the Manticore's slightly spicy flavor. You can't keep keep that stuff on shelves.

>>15107692
I don't.

>>15107715
Do not. While like many other species where they are immune to their own venom, they are not necessarily immune.

>>15107692
Embarrass the dangerous monster!

>>15107713
>nay thou
Back to preschool with you, boy.

>>15107723
I'm not referring to stuffing her tail with her own venom, anon.

>>15107692
You like a manticore that is not a manticore?

I want to huff spicy hellhound pheromones

>>15107732
>"AWOOOO- Kyaa!~ Anon!~"

>>15107732
>Hellhound goes in heat
>Her pheromones are out of control
>Being anywhere close to her gives you a painfully hard boner
>The smell is also very addicting
>You spend the entire mating season having sex while huffing her mane and armpits

>>15107732
Do you really wish to?
The smell of the freezing tears of Cocytus, where she bathes to cool? Or the stench of brimstone and the burning flesh of sinners? Or of the bestial blood matted into the hair, that of black essence of the Sun Eaters or the long decayed ichor of those divinities trapped within the dark pits?
Do you really wish to smell such a bouquet of suffering and violence?

>>15107747
>>15107732

>>15107692
>Manticore acting shy and meek
TFT please go. They're the types to grin from ear to ear and taunt you even when tied up.

>>15107757
>not liking shy manticore

>>15107757
They can be whatever you want them to be, that's the whole point of MGE.

>>15107728
Sat on the wrong side of the shortbus today, son? Too bad.

>>15107757
I like to think she's lost a bet and then beats you after being tied up.

>>15107750
it just kinda smells like cinnamon, pepper, and burnt wood TBQH.

>>15107750
And what of her wars against those minions of the other Infernal Lords and even the dead? Would the Hellhound you are with revel in such deeds against them and long to tell you of her triumphs, or would she simply wish to shed her boiling tears with you in an embrace of sorrow?

>you will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

>>15107764
>>15107765
He's right though, it's shit

>>15107778

>>15107757
Something along the lines of

"Once I escape, puny Human, I will make you experience a lifetime of pleasure in a single minute."

>>15107779
In your terrible opinion.

>>15107779
>he
>right
Sure dude.

>>15107775
I disagree. Consider her work environment.
Unlike the perfumed chambers of Ashmedai where his demon consorts roam, the Hellhound is a beast of war and savagery. Now, it does not necessarily mean she does not cleanse or bathe, but such smells would never truly leave.

you guys ever miss crayonfag?

Manticore means Man-Eater!

>>15107765
The Hellhound issue still persists to this day, so that statement is pretty much moot.

>>15107778
http://imgur.com/IXVEadm

>>15107783
>likes shy manticores
>calls other people's opinions terrible
Moeblob lovers not even once

>>15107789
yeah...

>>15107780

>>15107757
>Not tricking her into a situation where she can't escape from the ropes, and her tail spines are muffled by something they can't shoot through

>Not smiling reassuringly as you attach the milking cups while she promises terrible revenge

>Not downing a raging mushroom and stuffing her tail so full of cum it almost looks like it could pop once she finally starts leaking milk

Do you even creepy farmer, Anon?

>>15107789
Always

>>15107790
She's a sexual predator!

No man is safe, you're only hope is to not be the slowest Human in the herd!

>>15107795
>He gets this salty over people enjoying monster girls in a different way.

>>15107780
>>15107797
Little Holsts should never cry!

>>15107805
Then you better give them what they need.

>>15107805
Like taking ice cream from a Holst calf.

>>15107765
They can be whatever you want within reason. They're sadists that belong to a lewd race that have semen as part of their diet, you think that kind of girl's going to be shy about anything that involves a dick going inside her?

>>15107792
That's more because of autists throwing a fit over people that try to enjoy Hellhounds in a different way, just like just like idiots getting mad about a Kiki dom.

>>15107809
I ain't giving headpats to anyone that hasn't earned it.

>>15107809
I'm gonna give her what she needs and more. That little Holst is going to be the happiest Holst on the planet!

>>15107814
>getting mad about a Kiki dom.
That rarely happens though.

>>15107811
Anon no its a trap! That icecream is made with supper concentrated Holstaur cream that makes you irresistible to Holstaurs everywhere and gives you an erection.
>>15107816
And what does one need to do to earn headpats?
>>15107818
Good man.

you guys finish that Hellhound proof/never melt ice cream yet?

>>15107812
>within reason
>MGE

Pick one.

>>15107819
>Being a complete liar.

>>15107812
Why should I give a shit about some rules a faggot like you demands that I follow?

>>15107811
She's pretty thick for a calf.

>>15107814
>>15107819
Not this shit again

>>15107825
Why would I?

I really like this Manticore too!

>>15107825
I already have a trio of Kakuen daughters to keep an eye on, I'm too busy to solve the Hellhound ice cream crisis.

>>15107805
Ah yes, all the qualities of an appealing woman.

>>15107814
>>15107819
>>15107829
Stop.

>>15107841
Those are some cute monkeys.

>>15107846
Yes, well, whenever I ask them who took cookies from the cookie jar before dinner, they pull they whole "We didn't see no evil, hear no evil or speak no evil." routine.

That's when I know it was really their mother.

Oh anon, you card, thinking you could run away from the love.

Welcome to Dark Hoes 3

>>15107862
fuck you nameless monstergirl

>>15107862
That spider is gonna get the bopping of a lifetime unless she releases me immediately.

>>15107862
>"Haa... Haa... I've finally caught you! We're going to have so much fun together! Just you and me.~"

>>15107793
Well played

>>15107862
She may think she caught me, but in reality I was the one that caught her!

>>15107862
Well I guess I better kill myself. At least it's better than being caught by an Ushi-Oni

>>15107882
Don't be mean to Ushis, deep down they are just lonely girls (probably).

>>15107882
>Anon jumps off a cliff
>Decides to ember up this time
>Anon has been invaded by Lilim69

How will you ever retrieve your souls now?!

>>15107892
No they aren't. Ushis are awful sluts.

>>15107862
What's this "run away" thing you speak of?

>>15107904
Incorrect.

>>15107911
I have an intense desire to be raped by a gang of small Ushis.

>>15107911
No, I am completely correct. Not to mention they're creepy spiders.

>>15107757
>Bringing up TFT
Why even both when RS is literally the only guy who can be associated with that shithole now who actually does Manticores right and isn't a shit writer?

>>15107911
>Man, it sure is difficult to move with all these spiders on me.

>>15107904
>>15107920
How does it feel to be so much wrong?

Be on the look out for the infamous Grape Ape.

>>15107899
By asking nicely. I'd also take a Lilim over an Ushi-Oni any day.

>>15107927
I wouldn't know.

>>15107932
Both are good

>>15107931
Gonna rape that Ape.

>>15107931
>>15107937
Gonna vape that Ape.

>>15107943
go green

>>15107932
>YOU WERE RAPED

Nice going idiot.

At least you don't have to worry about collecting those lost souls.

>Monster girl waifu develops a fetish for licking her mate (IE You)
How does this affect your relationship?

>>15107974
She's a Hellhound, I'd be very surprised if licking wasn't something she did anyway so I'm perfectly okay with it.

>>15107974
Weirding me out. Look my aunt's dogs when they go to bed will whine unless they're sleeping with me. And when they do, they end up licking my biceps. Only my biceps. So if my mg waifu did that, it'd get uncomfortable quick.

>>15107974
As log as she keeps it in the bedroom.

>>15107974
It begs the question, does one bathe more or less?

Does this count as bathing now? What if she doesn't like salt, what if she really likes salt? Can she pick up on the soap? That's bad isn't it? No one likes tasting soap.

This is a conundrum

>>15107974
Like sensual liking or like a dog?
If it’s the former, I can live with it. As long as it’s just in the bedroom I would never complain about it.
If it’s the latter. I can let her do it on occasion. Meaby.

>>15107974
Moan a lot, especially if she is licking my belly.

>>15107974
She's a kobold, she dose that anyway.

It's cute!

>>15107974
Kinky post-sparring session stuff? I can dig it.

>>15107974
Is an Akaname behind this post?

To answer the question, I'd let her smother me in her tentacles, adding her tongue in the mix won't make much of a difference in the slimy heaven I'd be in

>>15107899
Guess I'll have to try and "backstab" this invader then. Lilim are olev

>>15107789
He made me my 7th daki a few weeks ago

https://my.mixtape.moe/nxkyfe.jpg

>>15107974
That's one of my fetishes so I'd say it pans out pretty well

>>15108027
Sexy

I'll waifu the first monstergirl who can make me laugh.

>>15108046
Anon~

>>15108046

>>15107899
>>15108019
I'll play three fucking piano notes and make her cry like a bitch.

>>15108053
That guy loves his girls with huge claws and shoving their tits in people's faces. I wouldn't have it any other way.

>>15108051
She sure doesn't know how to do trick with tomatoes.

>>15107899
summon 2 allies and slav squat together

>>15108051
Still not laughing, lady.

>>15108070
Give her some time, a dark room and to be alone with you

>>15108073
There better be no fucking knock knock jokes in this.

>>15108070
>THE LOSERS ARE STILL LOSING, BUT STANLEY URIS IS FINALLY AHEAD.
Now?

>>15108087
Fuck you for that I'm a big enough faggot to know that exact reference in the book

>>15108046

>>15107974
>chimera
Head pats will be engaged

>>15108100
RARE WAIFU
A
R
E

>>15108107
It's those little round ears.
I'd love playing with them

>>15108100
Chimera's would be perfect without the retarded flesh pauldrons.

>>15107732
Good taste

>>15108053

>>15108027
I don't think that's crayonfag, man.

>>15108128
I'd milk a dairy Nightmare.

>>15108119
Too true.
They need to be shrunk

>>15108119
I'd be fine with them having three heads tbqh famiglia.

>>15108170
Wouldn't trust these jews with my food.

>>15108170
Even the onis think they're crazy.

>>15108119
I think that if the pauldrons had things such as having the horns not poke into their necks.
>>15108170
want to be all up in that

>>15108170
They need to settle down. Even the oni in the back are annoyed by how rowdy the tanukis are.

>>15108170
So many meatbuns to fondle.

>>15108177
ebin

>>15108170
I bet it's one of those places where there are escort boys

>>15108191
You got a problem with my memes faggot?

>>15108194
If it was, they would have been kicked out for harassing the escorts

>>15108214
>The richest girls in the place being kicked out
>Also implying the owner of the place isn't a tanuki as well

>>15108218
The boys have to feel safe in order to work well

>>15108222
Well that's true.

Should be better and started working on the hinezumi too

>>15108243
I liked the original better but it looks good nonetheless

>>15108243
Neato.

>>15108243
>sharkteeth
An excellent addition Barb.

>You will never introduce a haughty, rich monster girl to food like corn dogs.

>>15108250
Of course!
How else would they eat stretchy anime meat?

>>15108243
I hate frostbite though.

>>15108259
Stretchy anime meat must be tasty as fuck.
I wonder how Wendigos would enjoy chicken wings and steaks though.

>>15108259
Wendigos are one of the most frequent patients of MGC dentist

Wendigos are very cute! You can't prove me wrong!

>>15108210
XD

>>15108279
Actually we can, the awawa thing is just propaganda, real Wendigos are conspiring to monopolize our headpats away from Kikis, Catgirls and loli Kitsunes.

Around Wendigos watch your headpats.

>>15108279
They are fallen beings, constantly in agony from their corrupted hunger. They lack the nobility of the vampire, and do not have the perverse feral mind of a ghoul. They are constantly aware of their torment due to having a human-like mind.
Pity them.

>>15108279
Wendigos are actually cold blooded killers who manipulate their victims' psyche with awawaing. They attack the moment you pat their heads.

>>15108279
Most can get as tall as 7 feet! They can even plow through snow banks with little effort.

>>15108243
>Those teeth
Excellent.

>>15108291
>They want to take away precious head pats from needy loli kitsune
They must be stopped at any cost!

>>15108291
That's nothing but lies, a Wendigos awawa are completely genuine.

>>15108296
I'll pity them with delicious meals and hugs!

>>15108300
You have no proof of this anon, Wendigos are cute girls that just want to help travelers.

>>15108301
That just means there is more of her to hug!

>>15108300
Don't move!

>>15108305
That's a lot of tails for such a little girl.

>>15108310
>>15108311
Yes, I do have evidence to support my claim, fellow uninformed citizens.

>>15108314
That's no little girl anon.

>>15108322
You have no such thing, all you have is hatred in your heart for an innocent girl like the Wendigo.

>>15108323
But look at her! She's so short and flat! Who taught her to act so lewdly?

>>15108273
Steaks would be heavenly but chicken wings may cause panicked 'awawa's is they're too hot.

>>15108274
Poor awawa's, they must need braces

>>15108330
Fox girls are naturally lewd anon, didn't you know?

>>15107974
A Kikimora? I guess some of her instincts are coming up then. Aslong as she doesnt try to replace her headpats with licking sessions. Because she's getting both.

>>15108328
>all you have is hatred in your heart
Bullshit! You're LYING!

What was the last time you saw a wendigo with her husband? Never, because they disappear with their victims after reeling them in! That's why you only see them alone, wandering across the empty snowy mountains pretending to be innocent little girls, when in reality, they're trying to lure in more targets!

Open your eyes, sheeple!

>>15108333
>Poor awawa's, they must need braces
I want to see an unlikely friendship form between a little Nerdhound and the shy Wendigo with braces in her class!

>>15108333
Wendigos might be able to handle spicy stuff.

>>15108343
A true friendship that ends in a threesome with the guy they like.

>>15108344
Poor thing is cooking in her cloak

>>15108341
But anon, that's a complete lie. I think you're just making this stuff up to have an excuse to hate on cute little Wendigos.

>>15108305
I'm gonna hug that fox!

>>15108344
Legends say that the Wendigo was hotter from embarrassment than her own cooked meat.

>>15108367
You can't trust these monsters, man. I'm telling you!

>>15108388
Yes anon, you can. If you really don't want to take that risk just ask them to leave you alone and they'll listen.

http://buck-satan.tumblr.com/post/143142105029/kikimora-names-agneta-i-took-a-bit-of-freedom
http://buck-satan.tumblr.com/post/143142495719/kejourou-sae-and-this-is-my-daughter-sae
http://buck-satan.tumblr.com/post/143142374369/mean-panda-ren-xiongmao-meirong-she-has-a

Seems the artist made a bunch of OCs.

>>15108402
>Ruining Kikimora's design
That's shit, the rest are decent though.

>>15108400
>just ask them to leave you alone and they'll listen
They better.

>>15108402
>tumblr
stop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYlEF-Mkpw8

As you walk around the corner you suddenly come eye to eyes with three wendigo's awawa-ing over a large piece of meat!
Now they've all started looking at you, expecting you to solve their problem! What do you do?

>>15108419
Take the meat and run as fast as i can, the first one to catch me will have it.

>>15108419
Cook it.
Cut it into three

>>15108419
Eat all of the meat myself.

>>15108416
The artist's a 4chan drawfag, much like Mono, Hyphen, Barb and all the other artists that also have tumblrs. Stop being autistic anon.

>>15108419
Do Wendigos still awawa even when they are trying to menacingly growl?

>>15108419
Cook it
Split it into three evenly

>>15108402
Thats an interesting take on Kikimora's. Though I prefer them with scaly legs.

>>15108416
The medium it is posted on is irrelevant if the art is good.

>>15108416
A lot of good 4chan-based artists have galleries on tumblr.

>>15108411
>ruining kikimora's design
Kikimoras look like regular maids with bird legs. I don't see how he ruined that.

>>15108433
They can do angry awawas.

>>15108402
His daughter seems like a nice women

>>15108419
Get two more and cook all three of them for the Wendigos.

>>15108447
How does that even sound? i thought awawas was literally the sound of a girl being embarrassed.

>>15108433
They perform an angry awawa, it however sounds just as adorable to anyone but another Wendigo.

Minichuffs are good daughterus that cause no trouble for anybody.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23LpAs1Wfeg
>TFW you'll never a chuuni Chimera to this song

>>15108455
THEY BULLY THE KOBOLD DAUGHTERUS!

>>15108462
Yes, and that is absolutely unacceptable.

Only I can do that.

>>15108462
Only because the kobold daughterus bully werekittens!

>>15108468
And Jinko kittens only bully because they get bullied by Werewolves!

>>15108470
Well, the werewolves only bully the jinko kittens because they're in sixth grade and bigger!
And they aren't getting enough exercise.

>>15108455
Tiger girls are cute no matter the size!

>>15108429
>>15108427
Neither of you get very far! As soon as you grab the meat and try to make a run for it you are instantly being chased by the three wendigo's. As the awawa-ing gets louder you are quickly caught up to and tackled by the suprisingly strong little wendigo's.

Now it looks like they are awawa-ing over what to do with you, or rather who gets to take you home!
At least they no longer have any problems around sharing that meat.

>>15108435
>>15108428
You carefully move the meat to a conveniently placed barbeque and cook it, splitting it in three afterwards. After giving each Wendigo an equal piece they happily start tearing the meat into pieces, its almost kind of scary how they crunch through the bone.
You then give the Wendigo's a headpat for good measures, wave them goodbye and head home.

Oddly winter seems to last much longer this year around your town and you seem to find large pieces of meat of a mysterious origin on your front porch at multiple occasions. It tastes delicious when cooked however, but you can't shake the feeling of being watched. Perhaps you'll visit the woods this evening to check if there's anything there.

>>15108449
You too convince the Wendigo's of your good intentions, but instead of just making friends, you earn yourself three curious new housemates in the form of three Wendigo's as you grabs your largest pieces of meat from your freezer!

Now you have three Wendigo's who refuse to leave. At least they somehow keep your freezer filled with mystery meat at all times.

>>15108489
>Now you have three Wendigo's who refuse to leave.
That's fine, as long as they help around the house and help with their share of the rent I'm fine with keeping them around.

>>15108489
>[X] Sneak out while they're still awawaing amongst themselves
Can't outrun what you can't find.

>>15108489
>Oddly winter seems to last much longer this year around your town and you seem to find large pieces of meat of a mysterious origin on your front porch at multiple occasions. It tastes delicious when cooked however, but you can't shake the feeling of being watched.
>Perhaps you'll visit the woods this evening to check if there's anything there.
I've seen enough horror movies to know where this is going
But I like walking through the woods so

>>15108455
Cumflate the minichuff

>>15108514
NO

I want my over-protective Hellhound onee-san to stop scaring off potential girlfriends!

>>15108514
Palmtop Tiger!

>>15108525
>Over-protective Hellhound Onee-san
All of my yes, are there stories about this?

Which one of you fags did this?

https://i.imgur.com/1PziRnc.jpg

>>15108525
I want to walk in on my usually tough rebel Hellhound osananajimi sniffing my pillow and touching herself!

>>15108536
Not until somebody writes one.

>>15108536
http://pastebin.com/4CZzjEms
http://pastebin.com/50puK57M

>>15108525
Your big bad Hellhound sisters are why that Crow Tengu in your class politely refuses to help you with your homework.

She's afraid that they'll come after her, when in reality they'll probably just coerce her into helping you anyway when your sisters find out you need help in your course.

Poor nerd bird will be forced to help you with your history essay under the watchful eyes of your Hellhound thug sisters.

>>15108537
Is that even an MGE girl?
Also, those Spartan suits look like total clusterfucks.

>>15108557
>>15108536
>>15108525
>Overprotective hellhound sister is the reason why the crow tengu doesn't want to be around you
>She's also the reason why the kikimora classmate doesn't want anything to do with you either
>That jinko at the school gym? Forget it
>In fact, nobody wants to be around you, you're essentially death bait thanks to her
Gee enjoy your life anon

>>15108565
I thought they were the new Doom armour.

>>15108565
The two suits on the left are from the new DOOM

>>15108570
>Not realizing that Hellhound was always the answer

Anon...

>>15108557
It all checks out.
>>15108572
>>15108574
Oh shit really? I thought they were the fugly suits from Halo 5 or some shit.

>>15108522
Gonna make her feel good! Gonna make her feel good!

>>15108534
That's a tiny tiger

>>15108572
From what I can gather off the picture, what it's comparing is the suits on the left (DOOM) and the suits on the right (Halo 4 and beyond) are exactly the same
Ever since the DOOM beta began, the general consensus was "It's Halo but with more blood"

>>15108578
Hellhound a not for me.

>>15108582
That's lovely.

>>15108578
I'm not a Hellhound man, Anon. Hellhounds are not the answer.

>>15108582
It's kind of weird seeing movement and realizing the Succubutt is not blinking, imagine a Yandere that will literally stop blinking when she looks at you.

>>15108570
What you need is some banchou Monster Girl to stand up to them.

>>15108570
>That jinko at the school gym? Forget it
I will not forget it. Besides, I think a jinko could take a hellhound in an even fight.

>>15108582
>Wake up in bed.
>Roll over and see this.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

>>15108595
>Thugdere vs Overprotective delinquent Onee-san
Who would win?

>>15108604
Thugs are lazy, overprotective girls have a fiery, burning passion.

>>15108604
A monstergirl who has none of those stupid overrated animy traits

>tfw can't ever write again

>>15108601
>Wake up
>Roll over and see >>15108582
Well that explains why that dream felt so real

>>15108132
Why not?

The style is similar, you just have to zoom in to see that it's crayon since he did it in the full resolution i would need to print it He even added a ring

>>15108619
Succubutt pls go

>>15108617
Fuck off.

>>15108627
Why so angry?

>>15108582
This isn't fair, I was drunk, I didn't mean to sign that contract!

>>15108617
Then write again about a writer who can't write and is visited by a leanan sidhe.

>>15108633
I'm tired of whiny little bitches every single thread crying about how they can't write and making excuses all the fucking time. It's annoying.

>>15108617
GUILTY FINGERS HAVE NO RHYTHM

>Tfw you will never have a tomboy childhood friend hellhound and a bookworm study buddy Anubis fighting for your love!

>>15108647
>And a quiet possibly stalker Lich who keeps trying to ask you to join her experiments

>>15108647
>>15108655
But I don't want to make any of them cry! How could I possibly choose any of them?

>>15108655
"S-Senpai, are you sure we should be studying Necromancy? It's forbidden!"
>"Oh be quiet Anon, It's purely scientific to gain a better understanding, what's the worst that could happen?"

>>15108669
Why the fuck are we studying necromancy? I wanna be an engineer.

>>15108592
I find the thought of her giving me a morning handjob with that expression rather appealing.

>>15108647
I want that one shy Holst with double braids that will always try to make you notice her but runs away when she sees someone else approaches you.

>>15108669
Well...If she says it's Ok.

I better stick around in case anything goes wrong though

>>15108676
>Anubis salivating.gif

>>15108669
Poor Anon, he just wanted to help her, instead he'll end up becoming a Death Knight while she becomes a Lich.

>>15108669
>mfw she ends up summoning a spooky skeletal familiar
>Always manages to convince you to "feed" her after class behind the gym
>Start making subtle jokes about you two being married and her being your daughter
Yeah, what's the worst that could happen?

>>15108682
I, uh... O-oh gee, just look at the time! Class is already over, gotta go home quickly before I get raped out of my study time. Bye!

>>15108669
>what's the worst that could happen
I'm out, if she fucks up and becomes a Lich it's not my fault.

Does a Wendigos hammerspace coat contain a comfy cabin/tent pocket dimension for her and her husband to make love in?

I'm gonna bully a horde of zombie girls for being so slow and dumb!

>>15108723
No, I'm going to bully a horde of zombie girls for being so slow and dumb!

>>15108728
Why don't we pool our resources, think of all the zombies we can make pout!

>>15108723
>>15108728
I'm going to lend them my car so they can run you over.

>>15108706
What happens if she grabs your shoulder and offers to help you study?
And then maybe get some "extra studying" in later if you catch her drift.

>>15108723
>>15108728
>>15108737
When they wight out, they will remember what you did.

>>15108446
>He
thats a girl who has that tumblr anon

>>15108743
>horde of wights who gangbully me and make me their boyslut as revenge
just as planned

>>15108738
>implying they can drive

>>15108635
>Writer who can't write who's visited by a Leanen Sidhe
Who the fuck likes fairies

>>15108737
I'm up for it.

>>15108738
Zombies are too dumb to drive.

>>15108743
A horde of Wights to bully and love? How wonderful!

>>15108761
I like Fairies

>>15108740
Ah, but I live pretty far from our uni, I wouldn't want to make her walk all the way over there, it's be inconvenient, wouldn't it? B-Besides, our homes are different ways from each other... right?

>>15108721
A comfy cabin in the middle of nowhere with only you and her

>>15108761
Who doesn't like fairies?

>>15108768
Fat fairy ass.
>>15108770
Christ that looks comfy.

>>15108768
The best natural alternative to onaholes.

>>15108771
I don't.

>>15108769
Anon you act like she cares.
And she has a bike that she can take you home on. She built it herself.

>>15108765
>I'm up for it.
Any ideas on how to severely bully zombies?

>tfw no delinquent onee-san and her gang

Dragon girl abs are for licking!

>just now figured out coc got an ending
it was shit but i guess its finally over. Havent even touched space game yet wonder what its like

>>15108771
>tfw no Leanan Sidhe art teacher to angrily buzz around the class, making sure that they all take art class seriously.
>Bopping students on the head with her paint brush, and lecturing them while hovering next to their head.

>>15108716
[OBSESSION INTENSIFIES]

>>15108793
Anybody save the Hellhound/Kobold gang greentexts? IT WAS CUTE

>>15108789
Wear a 'free hugs' shirt and walk backwards with your arms outstretched, but always stay out of reach.

>>15108802
I'd be a better artist if Sidhe-sensei stopped hitting me in the face with her brush and pouting

>>15108803
Looks like I'm gonna have to take care of her from now on, but no experiments without telling me what they will do and asking politely if she can experiment on me.

>>15108768
>>15108771
So faggots and sailors like fairies, got it.

>>15108802
What about a Daoine Sidhe warrior-hunter? Or a blooducking Baobhan Sidhe? Or even a noble Tuathan princess? Maybe even a Nemedian or a monstrous Fomorian?

>>15108813
You lack discipline! Your brush strokes must be determined and powerful!

>>15108721
Their coat is a container for their hungers, their greed, the ever-expanding void within their hearts. So yes, potentially.

>>15108802
Why not a bob ross kind of leanan sidhe to enlighten you to the joys of painting?

>>15108813
>>15108823
It is unlikely that Sidhe would do such crudeness as mere violence. More likely they would put you to sleep and haunt you with horrific nightmares they made with their incredible artistic skills until you repent.

>>15108784
Ah man, I was almost done building mine, had some petty thief not stolen some of the parts a few days ago, that is.
Anyhow, I'm sure she has important things to do after class. Maybe we should save it for another day?

>>15108828
Would she have fluffy hair?

>>15108800
It's shit.

>You'll never be a 1 in a million human boy born to an Echidna mother.
>You'll never have a bunch of monstergirl sisters born the same day as you.
>You'll never sleep in the same crib as them as they cuddle up against you for warmth.
>You'll never grow up with them.
>They'll never insist in your teenage years that they're your Onee-sans due to you being the last one born.
>They'll never be incredibly protective of you.
>Your mother will never convince your father to leave you and your sisters at home while they go on vacation.
>She'll never give you all a knowing wink when she leaves.
>You'll never look out the window that night and see it's the full moon.
>Your sisters will never barge into your room in various states of undress.
>They'll never pour their hearts out and admit that they all love you before piling on for a gangbang.
>You'll never wake up drained and covered in your naked Onee-sans.
Damn it.