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maids are olev

First for our Lord and Saviour, the Golden Ryu!

Kikis are shit

>>15093619
Charon get back to work and stop making threads.

maids are shit

>>15093630
What happen in that game anyway? Any highlights?

>>15093619
I love Charon and her puns. I want to marry her!

>>15093634
>>15093636
Grumpy anons are shit.

>>15093636
you obviously dont have the right maids

I want to relax on a beach with a sea bishop
I want to swim with a sea bishop
I want to go fishing with a sea bishop or for a sea bishop

>>15093630
Delete your pics nigger

>>15093630
Don't spam the thread with those like you did in the previous thread.

>>15093646
Kikis are shit

>>15093662
>Posting sfw MG picture in an MG thread.
>delete it nigger

Not him, but what's wrong? It's SFW, and MG-related. Not every picture needs to be fapmaterial anon.

>>15093653
I want to receive paizuri on the rocks while the sea bishop is still partly submerged. Getting off like that with nothing but ocean as far as the eye can see would sure be something.

>>15093647
I want to grow up with absentee parents and establish a connection with the maid where we do fun things together and she teaches me her maid skills because that's what she knows.
I want to run into the maid's chambers during a storm so that I can hug her and hide from the scary noises while she pats my head and tells me a funny story.

>>15093669
Anon pls.

>>15093670
Were you even here in the previous thread?

>>15093680
I even have a maid fetish and still find them shit.

>>15093687
Lying, as well as baiting?

Poor form anon, poor form.

>>15093653
>bishop
>wearing immodest clothing which shows off her breasts

>>15093683
Yes, and? Not all anons have their sensitivities offended by the exact same thing, so you'll need to be more specific if there's something wrong with the picture.

>>15093694
Kikis are shit.

>>15093687
I sort of get that. I have a huge maid fetish and Kikis are the kinds of maids I'm the least interested in.

There's no need to shitpost over it though.

This thread is off to a good start.

>>15093700
Of course not faggot, it's just that the guy was spamming a myriad of profile pictures just like >>15093630 instead of using imgur like a reasonable person.

http://pastebin.com/YpV5Y4e6

Forgot to share this yesterday. As promised, here's another 2,600 words of Fallen Brides translated. Sasha's 10,000 word sex scene is now at an end, but there are still about ten pages left in the chapter, so you can look forward to a much more involved denoument than the previous two chapters.

Expect another update about this long (or maybe a bit longer) in another two weeks.

Thread needs more wolfbutt. By the time I next look at this thread, I expect to see copious amounts of wolfbutt.

>>15093701
You insult the great baiters of the past with that poor excuse for a bait.

>>15093680
Stop browsing that website and get back to work!

I want you beside me and being cuddled by me.

>>15093716
Kikis are too boring. I would rather have something like a Scylla as a maid.

>>15093702
I kinda wish the Kikimora's design was a bit more monstrous., e.g. the feet being more like bird talons, and the hands being like the werewolf's.

>>15093724
Shoggoth?

>>15093720
Winning arguments on the internet is way more important that cuddling.

>>15093712
I think since he only posted one I assume he learned his lesson. If he does spam in the future just report him, otherwise stop derailing the thread with saltiness and get back to talking about MGs.

>>15093728
Shogs are better than Kikis.

>All this people shitting on best maid
I hope god has mercy on your souls.

I think there is a lack of art of Monster Girls Riding Vehicles

>>15093741
>implying people who hate kikis have souls
Nothing lost there, I'm afraid.

>>15093714
Bless you, sky.

>>15093725
But How can she do her maidly duties with big fluffy claws?

Handjobs would be out-of-this-world though

>>15093728
But Honey, I miss you. It's cold under this sheaths alone

>>15093736
All maids are equal

>>15093725
I sorta liked how the original design he had planned was. She looked a lot more obviously wolf-like and was more on the kuu side which is a bit more interesting than how she turned out.

I still like Kikis though, I just prefer other maid types which is why I enjoy MGC Maid Central so much.

>>15093751
>All maids are equal
Not true.

>>15093745
Gonna need more of those

>>15093751
>>15093728 (You) was meant for >>15093731

>>15093745
Most of them wouldn't be able to ride them.

>>15093758
How about all MGs can be maids?

>>15093765
Not true

>>15093761
Damn you and your logic and reasoning!

>>15093757
I'd love to see more pointy eared kuudere Kikimory. The avian features can stay though.

>>15093757
I actually like her current design, it makes her look more like a homely dog rather than a wild wolf, which supports her whole maid thing.

The only thing that feels off about her is the fact that she's half bird half wolf, i know she tied to the slav Kikimora story but for this setting feels weird and in the end it just makes none of her monster features stand out.

>>15093777
For me the perfet maid combination would be Kiki + Kobold, a pet and a maid all in one.

Which one?

>>15093823
>Brown with white hair and green eyes
There was literally never any contest. It's the greatest combo of all time.

>>15093823
Left is cuter but twin swords are dumb.

>>15093829
>limp, weedy tail
so close

>>15093823
Is that Grimgerde and Barbatos? Who fucking drew this? Barbatos looks like shit.

>>15093831
Dual swords are cool.

>>15093832
nothing indicates it's limp.

>>15093823
Right.
No doubt about it, she’s just better.

>>15093823
Left has the yandere look, but right is delicious brown.

Hard decision.

>>15093834
Barbatos-chan looks okay.

>>15093714
Reading this makes me wonder if Sasha was supposed to be a Holstaur, because she sounds pretty stacked from what I gather.

>>15093715
I want a fox that's short, but also stacked.

>>15093829
>Brown with white hair and green eyes
The truth.

I want to domesticate a Wolf!
Then make a litter of cute wolf pups!
Then kiss the little puppies on their chubby tummies and they lick my nose in response!

>>15093869
Even genki Elves can't escape the impregnation.

Reminder to squish your shoggie maid while they're cleaning, so they make cute noises!

>>15093924
Aren't Mindflayers also squishy?

>>15093714
praise the sun

>>15093929
Flayers are likely to squish you back though

>>15093937
I'm fine with that. Also, Flayer lolis are cute.

>>15093829
What about brown skin, white hair, and red eyes like Ramlethal?

>>15093937
Small Flayers are cute, so they get a free pass on squishing back.

>>15093940
>>15093964

That they are, I would happily headpat them any time.

>>15093714
Thanks!

>>15093963
also fantastic.

>>15093823
Right.

Maces and hammers are just fundamentally better than swords. I like a gal who knows a good weapon choice.

>>15093937
What if that's my goal?

>>15093963
Are Justice clones similar to Murakumo units when placed side-by-side on the monstergirl scale?

>>15093972
Most weapons are better than swords, I'd take a spear over one any day.

>>15093965
>try to stop headpating loli Flayer
>she holds on to your hand with her tentacles
>gives you the pouty lips and big, puppy eyes

I warned you about them Flayers. I told you, dog.

>>15093991
I'll use my other hand to tickle her tentacles!

>>15094011
I read that as 'testicles'.

>>15094026
What are you, an alp?

>>15094011
I don't see how having a hysterically giggling small Flayer warped around your arm would improve your position.

>>15094026
Freudian slips usually indicate what you really think about.

>>15094035
Nah, just half in the bag.

>>15093991
Then she's going to get picked up and carried around as I pat her head.

>>15093991
I'm going to pinch her little cheeks so bad if she does this.

>>15093714
Your dedication is very inspiring, thanks for the translation

Please post the best MG for taking a restful nap with. I'm going to take one in a few hours and want to call a professional cuddle service.

>>15094077

>>15094077

>>15094081
No restful naps to be found there
You won't fool me

>>15094085
Lovely.

>>15094085
Holy shit that Wocky is cute. I want to cover her in a blanket and if she wakes up I'll give her a warm smile, a kiss in the forehead and then a headpat while telling her she can sleep some more.

I wanna eat a big, spicy pizza with a big, spicy hellhound!

Which monstergirl would kill me in my sleep if I asked her to?

>>15094097
Big how?

Tall big?
Thick big?
Muscle big?

>>15094100
WHY NOT ALL THREE

>>15094099
Baby Nightmare. Lali-ho!

>>15094100
all 3.

>>15093698
>Monster girls
>Modest

:^)

>>15094096
Pampering your onee-san like that, careful or she'll get addicted to your warm kind face

well?

>>15094100
>>15094107
My brothers.

>>15094114
No.

>>15094105
>Nightmare
Oh you

>>15094114
Yes, so long as we cuddle afterwards and then work on getting to know you.

>>15093772
Like an eagle subspecies of Kiki?
Instead of just cooking and cleaning for you she goes out and beats a bunch of vicous animals to death, drags them back to your home, tears off strips of meat and feeds them to you. with her mouth

>>15094114
Nah, that stuff is for couples.

>>15094133
I'd prefer if she skinned and cooked them.

>>15094114
http://exhentai.org/g/925608/799813135f/

>contains a scene where a dolphin gets raped

This is bullshit, all the sciences have told me that dolphins are the ShinDoL of the sea.

>>15094114
Only if we get married first.

>>15094133
>feeds them to you. with her mouth
Forceful maids are fantastic, especially if they're normally the quiet type and turn the lewd up to 11 when needed.

>>15094112
You mean she'll wants to nuzzle my face and kiss me the more I pamper her, because if so I will make her into the most comfy girl in the world.

>>15094137
would bear or deer jerky suffice? It's all she knows how to make having grown up in the mountains. Maybe you could teach her some other things?

>Mindflayers became squishy toys
>Shoggoths are just Kikimoras rivals
>awawawa

You guys can't appreciate eldritch abominations, I bet you even value your sanity and sense of self

Men of broader intellect know that becoming one with an unfathomable horror is the true path to happiness

>>15094171
>I bet you even value your sanity and sense of self

You'd think we'd not be here if we had any of those

>>15094171
>You guys can't appreciate eldritch abominations
And you don't appreciate gap moe.

>>15094171
We improved them.

Big pregnant jinkos!

>>15094171
But Wendigos are also fierce carnivores that can plow through snow like retarded mooses, on top of ripping through and devouring stretchy anime meat. The awawawa is just a big bonus.
I wonder if Barb will touch up his Wendigo image the same way he did his previous works.

>>15094114
Nah, I don't trust your headwear not to shoot shit at me.

>>15094186
>Anon sees a Big Pregnant Jinko and happily points this out
>The Jinko begins crying and runs into the bathroom
>She wasn't actually pregnant
Way to go Anon

>>15094171
Hey now, it's not my fault that they are made from unknown soft and elastic matter.

>>15094192
Don't worry, I can fix it!
[spoiler[Jinko cubs will be on the way!

>Shoggoths are just Kikimoras rivals
This annoys me the most, they have a lot of unique stuff going for them. The furniture and tools made from their own body are interesting enough although I think they have a lot of their appeal downplayed because there's no real way of imagining what the whole "melding" thing would feel like.

>>15094197
>boning a fat Jinko
Anon, please.

>>15094206
>TFW you realize your whole mansion is just a Shoggoth's ass

>>15094207
>Please
Oh, don't worry, you don't need to be polite like that, I'll do it willingly.

I'll even let her be on top.

>>15094140
That doujin was cute. But what the hell was with the dolphin rape tacked on after the end? Dolphins are meant to be bros, not rape fodder.

>>15094214
That's nice of you Anon. Just be careful, you know how these fat catgirls work.

If you're not careful she'll start chuffing loudly.

>>15094217

>>15094206
You know that cool, weird, piercing but pleasurable feeling you get around your groin when you imagine something smooth, wet, and tender caressing your dick, like a tail pussy or a tentacle? It's momentary and fades within seconds, but imaging if it lasted minutes and instead of being centered around your groin, it's all over your body.

That's what melding feels like.

>>15094214
No! A fat Jinko is a disgrace to her species and deserves nothing but ridicule and scorn.

>>15094224
Then she's going to earn herself a bely rub and some ear scritches!
Her chuffs are the best!

And soon she'll be carrying some mini chuffs to fill our home.


>>15094233
But why?
They're so soft and cuddleable.

>>15094233
No bullying the poor jinkos, Anon. You're fat too but nobody's making fun of you for it.

>>15094235
Careful bellyrubbing her. She'll get addicted to it.

>>15094247
Perhaps I'm fine with that.
Maybe I'll give the base of her tail some attention as well.

>>15094217
>Bros
>Animals that behead fish just to masturbate with the body
I dunno Anon, after i knew that fact about them i stopped thinking of Dolphins are harmless animals.

>>15094206
>there's no real way of imagining what the whole "melding" thing would feel like.

That's the issue with the 3 eldritch girls, their profile is based on the idea that you can't comprehend them, this works in Lovecraft's horror story, but not so much in a porn setting

It's hard to love something that you can't understand, thus why people come up with silly threadcannons for them and suddenly they are worth discussing

Anyways, I like their profile as is, and I pray everyday that MGE II will include more Lovecraftian profiles

I get a break from work, expecting to see some wolfbutt, and what do I get? Not even a single rump.

Shame on you.

>>15094253
>Only very few dolphins were observed doing that

Just as there are degenerates in human society, there are degenerates in the animal kingdom. But degenerates aren't the norm.

Dolphins are one of the most friendly-to-humans wild animals. No need to to create strife where it doesn't exist.

>>15094235
>But why?
Because they're fat and so they deserve it. Let those tiger tears fall!

>>15094254
Wendigo is the easiest one to understand, according to KC you just become a giant hairy abominable snowman.

At least imagining being a bit taller and having a ton of body hair is easier than imagining being a squid or melding bodies.

>>15094265
I posted a fox with wide hips and chunky proportions.

>>15094267
#NotAllDolphins
#DolphinLivesMatter

Can't fool me Cetacean

>>15094272
I know, and that's why you're alright.

>>15094268
The only tears that'll be falling are tears of joy when she learns that she's pregnant with twins!
I'm going to give that fat jinko as many litters of cubs as I can!

>>15094265
>Condom
I don't understand why someone would even have sex if a condom was in the picture.

>>15094267
That's the thing with degeneracy, once you realize it can happen you can't really trust them anymore, i mean, they act normal now, but give them the right circumstances and they can fuck you up.

At least you know what to expect from simpler animals like dogs, Dolphins are an enigma i'd rather not delve into.

>>15094081
>napping with any of the lamia species
Yes please. Her smooth, cool coils would be great to sleep in.

>>15094267
>No need to to create strife where it doesn't exist.

Call Caligula, we're gonna stab the ocean again. That'll teach them.

So when Aquatic Monster Girls swear, do they do Spongebob swears, like "Barnacles", "Fishpaste", "Tartar Sauce", or those Dolphin Noises?

>>15094265
Am I supposed to put the condom in my hands, make her sit on my lap facing me and scratch behind her ears?

>>15094294
Then the clear course of action is to domesticate the dolphins and teach em the ways of being good animals.

>>15094291
It's a symbolism thing

I also think it would be hot if she secretly poked holes in the condom because she didn't know that i actually would want to impregnate her

>>15094309
Not unless they're the pirate/sailor variety.

>>15094309
They swear like sailors.

>>15094309
Oh please, those are kiddie-tier swears. I bet they don't even know about the ship horn sound

BIG
FAT
DRAGON
HOARD

>>15094389
Are you the kind of guy who would give away his virginity just to swim in gold and diamonds from a Dragon's hoard?

I would

>>15094394
>swim in gold and diamonds
That sounds painful.

>>15094395
It's a big hoard.

>>15094396
For you.

>>15094394
I would give my virginity just to be by the Dragon's side, I don't care for the gold.

>>15094188
I will \o/

>>15094188
I don't know. The ones he's redone really needed it, but I like this one as is. She looks so cute

>>15094417
I like you, you're a pretty cool guy.

allahu akbar

>>15094421
True, and in that regard I wouldn't mind seeing him draw more Wendigo stuff.

Alp Meido wins!

To the one anon from the other thread, I'll try out a different polling site next, no worries.

Will delete image soon.

>>15094436
I love this image.
I don't know if it's the tall, busty wendimom or the cute little daughteru but I love it.

Your Harpy Maid has arrived.

Please employ responsibly.

I want to become a master of camouflage and blend into the environment in order to successfully evade rape-happy monstergirls

>>15094444
Why so much blood?

>>15094438
Can you link to the poll to see the results?

>>15094447
Remember Anon, this is a sneaking mission.

>>15094444
Damn girl did you just come back from an appointment with a bucket of paint? To the shower with you.

>>15094447
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktVqsBgOvBI

>>15094444
>4444
>Yabbai the Russian Harpy maid

владелец, Ваш ужин готов, и задача была выполнена. Пожалуйста извините меня так я могу очистить со мной в этом замусоривании.

>>15094450
Sure anon http://strawpoll.me/7404398/r

>>15094466
>Manticore Onee
Fug, I wish I noticed this poll earlier.

>>15094475
No worries, there'll be another one soon after the alp drawing's finished.

I forgot to add Anubis Massage this round, I'm still bummed about that.

>>15094461
BLYAT!

>>15094077

>>15094487
Вы не раз два!

>>15094485
No problem either way.
>Anubis Massage
I remember how that writefag went AWOL. Fucker still hasn't posted the Jiang-Shi massage story yet, even though he posted some of it in prose format.

>>15094081
Now THAT is a sight worth waking up to.

>>15094081
I finally have a reason to post this.

>>15094500
I'm not mad, just disappointed. Guy knew his shit when it came to massages.

>>15094495
What kind of stupid idea is a sleeping farm!

>>15094396

>>15094509
All this does is make me depressed that a yandere monstergirl won't do this to me.

I want to rescued from a Yandere by my now equally Yandere from anger Lich waifu, who upgrades me with manomomachines to prevent future capture and leaves a continent blighted for centuries in the process of rescuing me.

>>15094553
>I will not know the sweet embrace of a yander mg who enjoys me for me
>I will not know the joys of being around someone who I can share my passions with
>I will never know what it feels like to be perfectly content with someone for the rest of my mortal days

Wake me up inside, can't wake up, wake me up inside save me!

>>15094509
All the Apophis Empress does after she conquered the Pharaoh is travel around the city in her litter, luring local street children inside with promises of candy.

>>15094438
Finally. It was at a lot less suspicious looking number at late night/early morning.

>>15094565
An entire continent? Was she facing an entire army?

>>15094579
Can I have some candy from her?

>>15094544
A good one?

>>15094585
You'll get more than you bargained from her.

>>15094588
You mean she'll give me Ice Cream too?

>>15094592
>"Just get in the damn litter sweetie~"

>>15093714
>10,000 word sex scene
Say what

>>15094586
I wanna have a comfy nap with a Nightmare with no lewd dreams

Kejourou are love

>>15094609
I like their potential for auto-bondage.

>>15094609
They really are.

>>15094584
No, she was just upset enough to use one herself. Armies of the damned aren't good for environment quality.

>Notices Anon has been taken, reasons he was probably kidnapped.
>Raises a few ghouls to collect him.
>Thinks about what kind of things could be happening to him, to better prepare.
>...
>Raises twenty more ghouls.
>Then a hundred zombies, followed by a thousand.
>Electrifies the Frankenstein Ushu-Onis.
>Summons twelve copies of each elemental spirit, to be sure.
>Etc. etc.
>Casts a divining spell, then mass teleport.
>Meanwhile, an unsuspecting mushroom is ignoring cries of "I have a girlfriend!"
>Seconds later, sheer demonic energy suddenly appearing creates a minor demonic realm right on top of her.
>Anon is now surrounded by an army of blood hungry abominations, lead by pale woman in deadpan.
>"Oh, good. I was worried. Was it that thing?"
>Anon nods.
>Continent is free of mushroom NTR fetishists three hours later.

>>15094609
I'd still be creeped out by the feeling of her hair molesting my own hair.

Inter-twining with it, giving me a scalp massage while she makes a comment about how I should wash it more thoroughly.

>>15094609
>prehensile hair self-bondage
I didn't know how much i wanted this until now.

>>15094624
Also handy for blind folding.

>>15094624
>Oh dear, i seem to have tied myself up completely by accident. I sure hope some big strong man doesn't take advantage of me

>>15094686
Sounds like a trap anons, don't fall for it

or do, I'm not your dad

>>15094695
Oops

>>15094713
Her nipples are almost going to burst from her hair bra.

>>15093714
Fuck yes
Thanks as always

>>15094438
I hope that maid alp has a short skirt and is unintentionally lewd.

>>15094573
>implying a yandere Mg would let you die

>>15094751
>A freak accident involving a spare radio dropped out of a Cessna flying overhead leaves you dead
>Come to a little while later
>Your vision is filled by the angry and crazed visage of your wife
>She crammed an undead lamentation mushroom down your throat the second you died
>"Anon, dear, honey, sweetheart, I don't recall giving you permission to die. Bad boys need to be punished."

I feel like I'm past the point of no return. I can't even pop a boner to vanilla stuff unless the art is REALLY good.

>>15094823
Vanilla is boring desu senpai
Switch to hard rape, ryona, guro etc

>>15094823
There's still hope for you, Anon. I'm already so far past the point of no return I don't even remember what it is like past the point of no return, I passed the point of no return, I passed the turn, I point the past, I p

>>15094823
At least you're not like me where the list of stuff that doesn't get me hard is shorter than the list of stuff that does.

>>15094823
I think I've reached the threshold of degeneracy that I have to force myself to like vanilla stuff
I mean, god damn, I still love vanilla stuff.
But if you were to, say, incorporate that vanilla stuff with some other stuff, then the vote goes to that
Basically, fetish merging

Is there any fan art of the cursed sword or armor yet?
They need some, loyalty is the cutest quality in a mamono.
Especially yandere loyalty.
THE CUTEST

>>15094849
But she is mean and icky!

>>15094823
At this point for me i am avoiding the really degenerate stuff out of fear i will actually like it, guess i still have a little bit of pride in me to not step so low.

>>15094849
Imagine if a cursed sword merged with a living armor. Shit would be rad.

>>15094859

You would get a female version of this. :^)

>>15094910
>implying Nightmare comparisons weren't already made when the Cursed Sword was revealed

>>15093619
Why do we have no Charon stories?

>>15094980
There's the hobo one.

>>15094816
I'm pretty sure undead lamentation mushrooms only work on the still living or dying, leaving their 'victims' in a half undead state.

The sweeter the mushroom smells, the closer to death you are.
Must be both a scary and effective method to check/confirm if somoene has some kind of terminal disease or is otherwise dying.

>Get your blood checked because you've been feeling under the weather lately and that deadpan mantis in a labcoat who calls herself your doctor claimed, or rather jabbed a needle in your arm, that a blood test was needed.
>Go back to the doctors office a week later when you hear the results are in.
>Inside you find the Mantis doctor sitting on her chair, her desk clean, besides a single glass box and a mushroom in it.
>Try not to panic.
>Panic allot

>>15094980
She appears in the third chapter of DILLAWs story and a greentext that I forgot to bookmark. I remember that it had a Cerberus girl and Valkyrie in it.

>>15094993
Okay then, let me try again.

Why do you have no Charon stories that weren't just designed to rustle the jimmies of those with thin skins?

>>15095014
Not many starring here. There was a greentext a long time back, but that never finished.

Wife is ready for springtime

>>15095062
She has nothing on under there does she.

>>15095078
Yes she does you fucking baka-ass perverted motherfucker

>>15095088
When I have fat-bottomed flatties on my mind most of the time, I suppose I am.

>>15095078
She has her goo, like always.

>>15095100
Dear god.

>>15095100
Good old loli jack.

>>15095062
Nice

Cute pure waifu in sundresses are lovely, the advantage to the warm seasons is seeing the cute warm weather waifu attire. it's so fucking hot already help

>>15095104
She could alter that goo to resemble thighhighs and a beltbra couldn't she?

>>15095062
Cute wife as always, Gazerfag.

>>15095062
Nothing like a good sundress.

>>15095131

>>15095120
I know right, it was just snowing last week and now it's like 60F out, I'm melting.

>>15095131
I want to take that bug out on a date on a bright, sunny day.

>>15095138
Give it a week or two and I'll be begging for a nice Glacies to hug.

Not that it wouldn't be nice right now.

>>15095062
Very lovely!

>>15095131
>>15095137
Cute waifu in cute sundress doing cute waifu in sundress things

>>15095062
>>15095131
>>15095154
The cutest, i love her little window for her tail

>>15095137
Did Moth-chan ever manage to get a date with Mothbro?

>>15095154
>>15095162
Pretty stuff.

>>15095062
SPRINGTIME, FOR DRUELLA

Now i want to see a Kejourou in a sundress

>>15095211
Don't let your dreams be dreams

>>15095211
She could be towing around a large picnic basket as well.

>>15095211
>Her hair waves in the wind
>Accidentally becomes a sail
>Kejourou Wife awawawas as the wind sweeps her away

>>15095225
Kitejourou?

>>15095235

>>15095237
Yeah baby.

Go ahead, post more Gazer.

I dare you

>>15095252
Sorry, Gazer's busy cleaning up her room after losing our latest bet.

We need more monster girls in Cheongsams

>>15095263
Ironically, you're more of a monster than her.

You monster.

>>15095267
Shame 2/3 of my favourites can't wear them.

Can totally imagine a Hellhound in a cheongsam though.

>>15095269
Me, a monster? I'm doing her a favor! I couldn't make two steps into her room before slipping on an empty can of pringles and faceplanting into the floor!

>>15095267
How would an Ushi Oni even put one on?

>>15094910
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EefN3oOlHEA

I think about 120 seconds after Cursed Sword was released this was posted.

Yandere Golems

>>15095281
What you're making her do is cruel and unusual. There was nothing wrong with how her room was, she knew exactly where everything was.

Well, except the stuff that's missing.

>>15095283
Slits for her front legs.

>>15095284
I forgot that SCII had a good soundtrack. However, since the series is dead I suppose it's up to Tekken to hold that mantle.

If you played strip poker with kitsunes would they cheat to win or cheat to lose?

>>15095290
Y'all folks been pamperin' them monstergrills too much. There's this thing back in my hometown called "discipline", figured these ladies could use some of it, they barely seem to know what it means. Im gonna set these kids right.

>>15095288
Bulking Jinkos.

>>15095002
So you're saying that you just die in the above scenario then? Which brings us to:

How does a yandere MG even react to the death of her husband?

>>15095305
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSsfjHCFosw

>>15095305
>"o shit he ded"

>>15095305
Suicide. Afterlife is a thing. She would probably commit suicide even if afterlife wasn't a thing anyway.

I love Mantises, Liches are just as good too.

>>15095305
She will definitely do what the Lizardman did in Losenis' oneshot to get her husband back, but to a greater extreme.

>>15095314
>She commits suicide in hopes of meeting her husband again
>Can't find her husband anywhere
>Charon tells her that humans actually don't have an afterlive, they just fade away into oblivion forever
>Her face when

>>15095324
Then she will find the way to bring you back from oblivion. Such is the love of a yandere girl.

>>15095324
What if Charon tells her an even worse truth. Where does she think Undead Monster Girls come from?

>>15095281
>Not buying her more crisps

You're terrible...

>>15095324
>>15095331
Hmm.

>>15095324
Yanderes are willing to break the law for their love. The laws of physics and nature are not excluded.

>>15095338
>crisps
You know what, I DID buy her more chips as reward for cleaning up her room, but now I won't give her any just because she called them fucking "crisps"

>>15095346
I want to fuck that Reaper.

>>15095363
>>15095346
>>15095331
>Reconstructing someone else's consciousness and personality after it's been already lost in the endless fabrics of time
She may try to bring her man back from the dead, but she won't find what made her man "hers".

He gawn, lady.

>>15095365
She'll sneak them behind your back. She can tell when you're not looking, she has eye on her back

>>15095374
>but she won't find what made her man "hers"

Why not? She'll have a literal eternity to find out.

Checkmate.

Looks like you got some seaweed stuck to you anon. You should go and wash it off.

>>15095374
You underestimate yanderes

>>15095386

That's not a Flow Kelp, anon.

>>15095386
No. I'm keeping her. I'm lonely.
And I'm pretty sure that pic is of a Kejourou.

>>15095305
Unless the MG feeds him the mushroom just before he dies, he'll unlive. Otherwise its essentially too late yes. However with the Will O Wisp and her holding unto the souls of those who perish, one could argue that theres ways to reverse even death by recalling the soul to a recently deceased (now repaired) body.

But that's where headcannon comes in.
Though i'd like to think that doing such things takes more than just a spell and requires a proper ritual to essentially lure a soul back to a body.
Teamwork between a Lich and Will O Wisp would probably be handy.

A yandere MG would go to the ends of hell to get her husband back. Or alternatively the local Lich first.

>>15095386
WOAAH AHH AGH GET IT OFF GET IT OFF

>>15095395
That Jub is too lewd. Too lewd!

>>15095380
Yeah? Well I have hidden cameras installed all over the house!

I have concrete EVIDENCE

>>15095406
She has magic

>>15095412
What the fuck, that's cheating!

>>15095414
Well too bad. Now she's gonna materialize a whole bunch of crisps and return her room to what it was, and there's nothing you can do about it!

>>15095395
>>15095399
Would your Kejouru waifu cling to you using nothing but her hair?

>>15095416
>there's nothing you can do about it!
I'll just win another bet against her in a gaming session and make her clean it up again. :^)

>>15095387
>Your yandere monsterwaifu literally understands you better than you do yourself
I'm not sure how I feel about this, but if I had to guess it's aroused.

>>15095420

yeah.

it's probably strong enough to do that too.

>>15095062
Artist link?

anyone have that picture of a baphomet running around and yelling "ay papi"?

>>15095405
She's a busty little backpack that likes to grind her pussy against you, what's not to love?

Remind that Tiger Girls are incredibly dangerous.

Unless bred in captivity you run the risk of them attacking you.

>>15095346
Death-chan is pretty cute.

>>15095455
It's the same artist that did this a while ago.
Doesn't really have a website or anything.

this is my death

>>15095467
Tiger girls are easy to fight off if you know what you're doing. You just have to shoot them with your "gun".

>>15095455
http://drawfriends.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=pancakes_(artist)

>>15095467
>That blood
Well, fuck THAT

>>15095467
Tigers bred in captivity are still dangerous anon, dangerous animal instincts take generations and generations to breed out

Remember to check under your bed and close the windows before going to sleep! A Kunochi might be lurking around closer than you think.

>>15095475
Ah, okay. So they hang out on one of the drawthreads?

>>15095486
Hey, that's pretty useful. Thank you.

>>15095483
Centaurs are supposed to be noble and honorable!

>>15095502
Yeah occasionally.

>>15095501
>Look under bed
>A pair of hands grab my face and pull me underneath.
>Any attempts to crawl out just result in me getting dragged back.
>Rough, under the bed sex until dawn.
>"Target eliminated."
>Kunoichi does a backflip out of my window and disappears.
>Too sore to move.

T-Thanks Anon.

>>15095491
It's clearly from the bait. Tiger girls aren't the cleanest eaters. Another tiger girl kidnapped the guy with the gun.

Captcha: HUNT HAYES

>>15095514
>Clearly a cartoonish rendition of a piece of roasted meat
>Blood
>The second guy is also gone
Sure thing Mrs. NotJinko

>>15095501
God I would love to find a Kunoichi in my closet, then I could make her my wife.

>>15095514
The blood probably belongs to the guy, tried to resist the rape and got thoroughly clawed.

He'll be okay, but he'll be in a lot of pain, hopefully he stays quiet enough so that other girls don't find him and take advantage of easy prey.

>>15095525
>He'll be okay, but he'll be in a lot of pain, hopefully he stays quiet enough so that other girls don't find him and take advantage of easy prey.
He'll bleed out and die if he doesn't call for help

>>15095532
Yeah, well, next time he should just let it happen.

>>15095512
>not dragging the kunochi out and flustering her

>>15095501
Im pretty pro monster myself, i dont see any reason to fear kunohis

>>15095501
>Not using a bug fogger on your room every night before you go to sleep
Works on most things that may be hiding in your room, not just bugs.

>>15095540
She'd probably do some crazy kung fu stuff and re-direct my hands to her breasts and ass in one fluid motion.

Then I'd be the one getting flustered.

>>15095501
>>15095512
Remember to always throw a flashbang under your bed before checking, Anons.

>>15095365
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGEv54rLvgs

>Be chuuni as fuck
>Go to the local Renaissance Faire
>You're in your bad ass black iron armor that your Cyclops and Minotaur friends helped craft and get you swole enough to wear
>Walking through the Faire
>You see a gaggle of Golems nearby, the largest of the trio pausing and turns to look at you
>She's at least 9' tall and her arms and legs are made of cast iron
>She lets out a "Jiiiii~"

>>15095483
What is this?!

A picture for ants!

>>15095550

You deserve oats of the highest calibur

>>15095552
>9 foot tall

On one hand, that sounds dangerously close to /d/ giantess territory. But on the other hand, it's not that far off from how big lolis are compared to anons. So I guess it passes muster.

>>15093714
Hey translator anon,

If you're still here, what will you with the translations when you complete the whole novel? Are you going to host it somewhere besides pastebin?:

>>15095550
I was expecting a screamerAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>15095552
Then what?
>9' tall
Too big

>>15095559
Big Girls are love.

I want to touch a hellhound's paw pads!

>>15095552
>[X] Walk away without breaking eye contact

>>15095559
Interesting point. So lolis will feel the same as I might looking at a nine foot tall lady?

Now I just want to protect the lolis more.

baphomet pictures, its what I need

>>15095571
Fearboner incarnate.

>>15095559
>>15095568
Isn't that like 2.7m?

>>15095586
This is an American Japanese Imageboard, we don't use that type of measurement.

>>15095571
I want to squeeze and massage a Kobold's paw pads!

>>15095584
>A hellhound will never hunt you down and fuck you roughly when she finds you
Is there even a point to living?

>>15095592
I don't care where you're from, Imperial system is shit and you should kill yourself for using it over superior metric.

>>15095592
Don't care.

>>15095601
You could live to commission art of her like that one Jabberwock guy who has spent, what, $1500+ on commissions at this point?

>>15095601
Then can smell your fear.

>You will never feed a mad hatter raging mushrooms

>>15095571
Get in line.

I want to drown in a mofu singularity

>>15095571
>>15095599
Why are monstergirl pawpads such intimate places? I just want to put my fingertips against the pads of a wolf girl's paw and bond like that.

>>15095566
The individual updates are also on my blog with slightly better formatting. When I complete a chapter or book, I make an EPUB that includes the illustrations and post download links there as well. I'll put a little more effort into formatting the final version of that once the whole book is done.

I also keep meaning to do some serious editing and reformatting to the first chapter, but not having the time. Maybe once Sasha's chapter is done.

>>15095612
LOOK AT ALL THAT FLUFF!

>>15095604
As much as I like Hellhounds I have more important things to spend money on.

>>15095607
>>15095609
>A hellhound will never hunt you down, pin you to the ground, and give you lovebites to assert her dominance before riding you all night long

>>15095618
Good to hear, and keep up the great work!

>>15095612
>You will never get caught in quantum mofu

>>15095601
>Chasing me into a corner, approaching my cowarding form, roughly fucking me, then holding onto me and never letting go
These feels, man.

>>15095628

if you entered it, you would never be able to leave.

>>15095612
Pity she's not your waifu.

God damn FUCK these NIGGER BUGS MAN

Fucking hot weather

>>15095612
>>15095632
These both sound like exposure to them will absorb you and turn you into the very mofu you touch.

>>15095640
Don't insult bug girls.

>>15095643
Well I wouldn't insult them if hey didn't fucking invade my house all the damn time

>>15095636
THEY'RE SO BIG!

She must be a pornstar with tails that huge.

>>15095641
It would be extremely fluffy

>>15095636
Holy hell, those tails are perfect. I want to live in them.

>>15095633
Hellhound cuddles would be the best

>You will never feel warm and safe in a hellhound's embrace

>>15095633
>>15095601
>Being found
>Ever
Shitters

>>15095640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSWDEXZdSoA
>Eastern USA this year

>>15095640
Don't even start on those mosquitos that keep trying to suck you while you try to sleep. My hands hurt from trying to kill them.

>>15095640
Just get a venus flytrap/pitcher plant box. That'll eat the fuckers away.

>>15095673
My room has mosquito remains splattered all over the walls all the time, I'm a fuckin lvl 99 slipper martial artist.

The cons of living in a tropical country

>>15095685
I really need one of those too

>>15095685
>>15095690

Won't help. Mosquitos zoom in on CO2 emissions from the skin. So a plant won't be attractive enough to bait them in, unlike other bugs that feed off flowers.

>>15095690
Some day you're going to meet a Mosquito that's more than you can handle.

And the only thing splattering the wall will be your semen.

>>15095700
Cocky for an insect with mosquito bite breasts.

>no native mosquitoes in my state
Sometimes it feels good to live in Mr. Bungle's final studio album.

>>15095700
>a Mosquito that's more than you can handle
I'd like to see it try. I can do backflip slipper squashes in my room.

>>15095646
Please. They're obviously artificial.

>>15095711
Mofu extensions? How depraved.

>>15095711
>Artificial mofu

My god...

>>15095722
>Accuse a Kitsune of having fake tails.
>She presses them into your face and asks you if they feel fake to you.

Instant mofu.

>>15095711
>artificial fluffy tails
Would we even be able to comprehend with the amount of mofu you just described?

>>15095711
>>15095713
>>15095722

She never asked for it.

>>15095608
>you will never feed raging mushrooms to any normally collected or pompous monsters
>you will never hide cameras that capture them rutting you like an animal
>you will never threaten to release the videos unless they do it again

>>15095733
I take it she was agreeable

>>15095730
>>15095722
>>15095713
>>15095711
PHONY
BIG
PHAT
PHONY