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15086625 No.15086625 [Reply] [Original]

FUCKIN' SLAVES GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE

>> No.15086628

>>15086625

Fuck, you.

>> No.15086712

>>15086625
Deep Dark Fantasy

>> No.15086741

soundboard.ass-we-can.com

>> No.15086762

>>15086625
best post on the board right now

>> No.15086765

hey buddy i think you got the wrong door

>> No.15086776
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15086776

Enjoying a burger with Van.

>> No.15086831
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>> No.15086851
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>> No.15086869

It's a bondage, gay website. It's all male.

>> No.15087130

THANK YOU SIR

>> No.15087146

>>15086741
always disappointed that "RIP ears" isn't even as loud as "spit - YEAAAH"

>> No.15087296
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15087296

Was he morally wrong?

>> No.15087323

>>15086831
stupid dumb frogposter

>> No.15096343

>>15087296
Not when Van was wearing such a jabroni outfit.

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>>15086851

>> No.15096825

AWW MY SHOULDER

>> No.15097026
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>>15087146
What astonishes me more is that someone has gone through pretty much all of them to be able to come to this conclusion.

>> No.15097531

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buaaVwKN86o

>> No.15098245

>>15086625
I HATE those leather crotch pieces!
If you try to get a stiffy your dick will BREAK
There is NO GIVE

>> No.15098253

>>15098245
Your dick can't break itself, not even if you tried to force the erection, it would just be extremely painful.

>> No.15098288 [DELETED] 

>>15098253
For you, maybe

>> No.15098293 [DELETED] 

>>15098288
>>15098288
As I pressed enter I realized my mistake, but I was hoping I could get away with it on this board, it seems nolan is everywhere though.

>> No.15098361 [DELETED] 
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15098361

>>15098293
You can't get away from it

>> No.15098379

>>15098253
A DICK can BREAK and this SITUATION it wouldn't be DOING IT by ITSELF. The leather CROTCH piece would HINDER the amount of SPACE the dick has TO GROW. Since it is so TINY an ENLARGED PENIS would BEND and eventually SNAP if it GREW large enough.

>> No.15098387 [DELETED] 

>>15098361

Is bane's outfit considered 'jabroni'?

>> No.15098397

>>15098379
No, the pressure in yo dick ain't strong enough for that. You would have blood trying to throb its way into a penis trying oh so very hard to go from flaccid to hard, but being unable to do so, hence painful.

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>>15098387
Yes

>> No.15098406

>>15098397
You have clearly never had an erection under pressure. I have had MANY a tilted or almost U-Shaped erection that I had to fucking really focus on losing otherwise I would have had MAJOR damage. I already fucking blood vessels break around the bend resulting in unsightly bruising. This wasn't even at full erection.

>> No.15098425

>>15098406

Why are you abusing your penis like that?

>> No.15098453

>>15098406
Ya, that's all nice and all, but did it break? Because unless it did, I am right and you are wrong.

>> No.15098467

>>15098453
That's not how it works you fucking child

>>15098425
I do a lot of test runs with bodysuits in my line of work
A lot of shit tends to happen

>> No.15098474

>>15098467

Aren't body suits for women?

>> No.15098491

>>15098474
No. Bodysuits are used for a variety of reasons. For instance, are there only female divers? In my line of work I deal with a lot of experimental suits, most that never even get put into production due to construction issues.

>> No.15098503

>>15098467
>That's not how it works you fucking child
Hmmm, no, that is exactly how it works. Unless you can post a documented case of someones penis breaking from wearing one of these peniscage-esque contraptions, you are wrong and I am right.

Good luck and happy googling, I will be patiently waiting here to admit defeat once you dig something up.

>> No.15098513

>>15098503
>Being this retarded

Ok autist, ok

>> No.15098519

>>15098513
So you admit defeat? You can't back up your claim that the penis can break under its own blood pressure? Is that what you are trying to say?

>> No.15098521

>>15098513
ignore him and he will go away
hes probably jerking off to this exchange right now

>> No.15098537

>>15098521
No, I am being genuine. The penis can not break under its own blood pressure. Him claiming otherwise without a single documented case of it happening is beyond retarded. He is simply spouting make belief.

>> No.15098547

>>15098537
>spouting make belief

>>15098521


Furious masturbator detected
Ew

>> No.15098557

>>15096343
Oh yeah? I'll beat your ass.

>> No.15098578

>>15098537
look up penile fracture you dunce

>> No.15098593

>>15098578
>Penile fracture is rupture of one or both of the tunica albuginea, the fibrous coverings that envelop the penis's corpora cavernosa. It is caused by rapid blunt force to an erect penis, usually during vaginal intercourse, or aggressive masturbation.[1] It sometimes also involves partial or complete rupture of the urethra or injury to the dorsal nerves, veins and arteries.[2]

Bravo, now point me towards an article that says the penis can break due to its own blood pressure.

Reminder, I never said the penis can't break, I said it can't break under its own blood pressure.

>> No.15098602

>>15086625
Fisting is 300$

>> No.15098609

>>15098593
>allow me to pivot so as not to lose this argument good gentleman

Oh fuck off already sperglord

>> No.15098633

>>15098609
Pivot?
Where?
Honest to god, fuck you. You come in here spouting bullshit about a penis breaking when constrained during an erection. I call you out on the bullshit, you change the argument to "penis can't break".

Just fucking say it, "I have no document to backup my ludicrous claim that a penis can break under its own bloodpressure". Say it, you fucking /pol/turd.

>> No.15098644

>>15098633
>pivot
>sperg out
>name call

profit???

>> No.15098649

>>15098644
Who are you quoting?

>> No.15098657

>>15098578
This disgusting, make sure to check out the images, Christ

>> No.15098687

>>15098633
>>15098644
How about you guys settle this down on the ring?

>> No.15098695

>>15098687
Someone's dick might break

>> No.15099103

FUCK

YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.15099194

>>15098657
YES SIR

THANK YOU SIR

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15099286

Penile fracture must get out of my thread!

>> No.15100225

WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair cuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDD THIS IS A SHIT XDDDXDDD A BIG ONE XDD A GRAT ONE XXXDDD CONGRATS MAN XD

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>>15100225
Are you happy now?

>> No.15103778

Fisting is 300$

>> No.15106828

What the hell do you boys think that this is, fucking fairy land? Pullin' on ya weewees like a pack of fuckin' fruits?!

>> No.15106997

>>15098379
>A DICK BREAK SITUATION DOING IT ITSELF. CROTCH HINDER SPACE TO GROW. TINY ENLARGED PENIS BEND SNAP GREW.
The shitposters are speaking in some sort of code...

>> No.15111028

>>15086625
Boy Next Door

>> No.15112205

I bet op is a forsenfag

>> No.15112474

>>15106828
DISOBEDIENCE HUH? THAT'S A MISTAKE!

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MY DICK!

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>>15112205
What did you just say about me!?

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>>15112616

YOUR SOUL
IS MINE

>> No.15117836
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15117836

Alright maggots. I wanna see six hot loads.

>> No.15118128

Who prefers the original dub's names more? This guy >>15112616 will always be Ikariya Biollante for me, none of that Mark Wolff business

>> No.15118157

>>15087323
I fucking loathe this meme, and by meme I mean your stupid "stupid dumb frogposter" meme. You are more irritating than all the frogposters in the world.

>> No.15118410

are you guys high

>> No.15118445
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What's your favorite conspiracy theory regarding Jajuu Sensei, lads?

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>>15118445
I think this one is pretty interesting

>> No.15119414

>>15098253
I'm a big guy though

>> No.15119727
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15119727

I'm an artist, I'm a performance artist

>> No.15129179

One my of my favorites
>>1042784

>> No.15129193

>>15129179
I meant to link
>>>/wsg/1042784

>> No.15129643

>>15118445
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMN2vg19f5Y
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm28685251

>> No.15130125

>>15129643
>http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm28685251
淫セプションタグで顔面草まみれやわ

>> No.15130750

>>15130125
>淫セプション
Oh wow I just got that.

>> No.15139232

>>15118445
淫夢厨死ね
淫夢厨死ね
淫夢厨死ね
淫夢厨死ね
淫夢厨死ね

>> No.15139241

Janny approved thread

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>>15118128
I wish I know all their names.

I only know Kazuya and probably Kinkaku.

>> No.15140119

>>15139232
Is INMU really that much worse?

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>>15112205
I bet this entire thread is at least 50% F O R S E N B A J S

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>>15139279

>> No.15140864

>>15140842
Why dontja get fukked = Fujioka

I see it now.

>> No.15141036

>>15112205
>>15140296
You disgust me.

>> No.15143374

You got me mad now

>> No.15143800

>jp

>> No.15144084

>>15118157
I can change it up to "smelly dumb frog poster" if that makes you feel better

>> No.15145094

>>15140296
More like 30% AmIRight?

>> No.15145159

What does some irrelevant twitch streamer have to do with gachimuchi and INMU? Does he stream gachi videos and go "lol japan so randum xdddd" or is this just another case of normalfags taking something they don't understand and attempting to ruin for everyone else?

>> No.15149498

>>15145159
>and attempting to ruin for everyone else?
Hint: They are "everyone else"
Just ignore it if you don't like it

>> No.15149569

boynextdoor

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15155774

Do you like what you see?

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15167065

Fuck you

>> No.15167118

>>15086625
Is it true Van let himself go and really gained a lot of weight?

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