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x is best girl

Maids are trash.

>>15082447
So like Boar Orcs?

Or B'Orcs?

Musclefat with cute tusks?

Lets burn everything to the ground

That's an interesting harpy-esque design for the OP image.

Is she from anything?

>>15082461
Saucy

>>15082459
Boar means male, like stag or bull. So whatever they got turned into, sure wouldn't be called a boar.

Raiju are fucking sexy. But I could do without the nymphomania.

>>15082466
The most I can gather is that she's from a mobile game of some sort.

>>15082471
Hog orcs, then. H'orcs!

>>15082283
And?

Nigga I get to be a fucking cool ass Butler for Batwoman.

What have you got? Some shitty love? HOW DOES THAT COMPARE TO THE ABOVE!?

>>15082476
> I could do without the nymphomania
Then your selection on monster girl waifus is a bit slim.

>>15082476
There's a joke to be made about black superheroes and lightning powers here.

>>15082476
Enjoy your girl without nymphomania. Good taste.

>>15082471
Didn't stop Minotaurs being a thing and they're supposed to be male.

>>15082483
Being Alfred is cool and all, but I want to be childhood friends with a cuddlebug Lilim who uses me as a living daki and refuses to stop clinging to my back even when we're both adults.

>>15082448
Excellent, time to have a threesome with a soft MG and a /fit/ MG.

>>15082483
Not him but batwoman is a pretty terrible character. Easily 2nd worst in the batfamily behind Damien.

>>15082487
She'll send a shock to your system!

>>15082476
Fuck, that's a good recolour. The brown skin is definitely a plus, but just look at that greyscale colour scheme. The blacks and whites work well together with the lightning theme to make it very striking, I think.
You could just imagine her shooting out pure white bolts of electricity sgainst a stark black background.

Mindf̢la͜ye͡rs͠ ͢are̡ cu͘t̨e.

>>15082466
mobage get all the good designs

>>15082487
Hey, Static Shock was a fucking great cartoon.

>>15082493
And what I'm telling you is that you're lame!

LAME!

>>15082495
Except it would be Batman as a lady.

>>15082469
Poor Anon.

Forever under the watchful eye of an over-protective Hellhound.

>>15082508
Anon you shouldn't trust women with white hair.

>>15082506
The Static Shock crossovers with the rest of the DCAU were fucking amazing.

>>15082508
Explain how I'm lame for wanting a loving and fulfilling relationship with a beautiful girl that I grew up with.

>>15082512
While she looks short, she also has huge milky titties so it checks out.

>>15082492
Minotaur was a singular monster, not a they. Just like the sphinx or many of the other singular monsters. KC just bogarted the name for a whole species since it's the most recognizable cow monster. Not like anyone would recognize bous.

>>15082476
>Her face when you whip out your massive D battery.

>>15082520
>The Static Shock crossovers with the rest of the DCAU were fucking amazing.

Absolutely, yeah. It helped that Justice League Unlimited was a fantastic show as well.
Remember the future episodes where you saw old Static Shock, and he was just the coolest goddamn thing?

I need to see about rewatching all that stuff. It was a good few years ago.

>>15082520
You're lame because you want a loving and fulfilling relationship with a beautiful girl you grew up with rather than be Alfred for a Lilim Batman.

>>15082508
>Except it would be Batman as a lady.

That's not Batwoman. That would be like Lady Batman or something.

>>15082476
Having a Raiju means free electricity for your car.

>>15082552
More like your car is free orgasms for her.

>>15082571
Potayto, potahto.

>>15082547
I still remember Batman mentioning the Titans in his crossover with Static and I'm still frustrated that crossover never happened.

>>15082548
Those are some hot opinions you're throwing around there anon.

>>15082571
Even better.

>>15082603
That's the spirit.

I often wonder what the text in this guys stuff says.

How do I upgrade my raiju with additional Energy Tanks?

>>15082623
Chest mounted?

>>15082623
Batteries Double-D's

>TFW you see all these guys living the high life with the Demon Lord and her daughters as butlers, husbands, harem-members, etc., and you're just the Demon Lord's Less Successful Twin's roommate.
>TFW everyone else is living some kind of sappy, hugbox romance novel while you're standing there having a shouting match with a 7000-year-old sanitation engineer about whose turn it is to clean the toilet and who touched the fucking thermostat.

>>15082627
I thought they were rear inserted. If they're chest mounted, would her breasts get bigger and smaller as she gains and uses energy?

>>15082631
I'll always think of this doujin when raijus are brought up.

>>15082653
What about Raijus with big rears?

Also, this thread is going a bit too slow.

>>15082698
We need some Raiju energy to make it go fast.

Who is your favourite MG artist?

>>15082705
She has 4 arms and one gun

Why didn't they issue her 3 more guns what the fuck

Anon! Now that you've reached the ripe adult age of 13 in Nipponland, it's time for you to get e̶v̶i̶c̶t̶e̶d̶ started on your great adventure outside the village!

What is your goal, you may ask? You must use your BALLS to capture monstergirls! Tempt them with the sweet, sweet mana they adore inside your balls, along with promises of sweet spirit energy and husbandu! Use them to visit the gyms across the land to c̶o̶l̶l̶e̶c̶t̶ ̶b̶a̶d̶g̶e̶s̶ get FIT in preparation for managing your final harem!

But before you go, you should choose your first companion to help you on your way! We wouldn't want to be irresponsible by sending a child out into the world alone! Luckily, you can choose from this fine selection of predatory young Succubi for the first member of your harem!

Go on, Anon. Choose!

>>15082715
The pink haired one without a doubt.

>>15082715
Far right

>>15082715
Third from the right in the black

>>15082715
The one in the middle is mine.

>>15082715
Drills is mine. If she gets too haughty I can always tease her about her tiny ears.

>>15082459
Something like that, yes. Essentially the Black Orcs to a normal P'Orc warband who make all the smaller Orcs do their bidding and fuck their men wildly in public before after-sex cuddles with horn/tusk polishing and neck mane petting

Fuck it's perfect so far

I love Miia

>>15082759
Meer is shit.

>>15082715
This one is missing the best girl.
The one with the ram horns and no panties.

>>15082705
Who let the dork onto the battlefield?

>>15082766
Her stomach is about to be battled with.

>>15082770
With semen?

Cuddlemonsters

You guys seen this yet?

>>>/v/334427810

>>15082764
What's a Meer? We're talking about Miia.

>>15082778
With a fist.

>>15082793
>Going to /v/
>Remembering that /v/ exists
Why would any of us have seen it?

>>15082793
>Skeleton
Sorry girls, there's only one bone in my life.

>>15082792
They seem spiky.

Are they all part of a singular being?

>>15082797
At one point i think Google Translate, translated "Miia" to "Meer"

It still might though, haven't checked recently

>>15082800
But that's way too mean.

>>15082797
Meer iirc is the localization of Miia's name in the english version of EMG. Basically, shitposters being shitposters.

>>15082809
More like during the initial announcement for the EMG anime, somebody reported the localized name for Miia as Meer. That got fixed IIRC.

I was in the other thread for an hour wondering why it was quiet, the dot at the top never turned red or say "ARCHIVED"

Being alone sucks.

Anyways, how does it feel knowing Baphomets canonically have the best vaginas are the most powerful Monster Girls?

>>15082639
>Rent day comes, hours of arguing with each other and threats of calling the police from your neighbors descends into angry sex.

>She's hogging the bathroom again, you're both sweaty and unsanitary from your bluecollar jobs. After 30 minutes of you banging on the bathroom door she opens it with her shirt half on and pants around her ankles. You have a shouting match then and there for a few minutes before wrestling into the shower for more angry sex.

>Mouse in the attic. She wants you to go take care of it. She's a 7000 year old all powerful Demon Lord Lite she can go take care of it herself. She doesn't appreciate being called demon lord LITE. More shouting. Angry sex. Doormouse comes down from the attic and goes find some other house to squat in because god damn you two are loud.

>Game day. Superbowl dawg. The new episode of Monstergirl General Hospital is also on. Only one TV. Arguing leads to a broken remote. Further arguing descend into angry sex, on the coffee table.

>Driving around in your shared car. Stop at a gas station to fill up and get snacks. They don't have what she wants. Arguing with the cashier turns into arguing with you. Angry anal in gas station bathroom. She one hit K.O. a trucker on the way out for good measure.

>Picking her up from work. She's not outside so you go into the building to see what''s holding her up. Cunt contractor anubis telling her how a monkey could do her job. She did her job though so she's bearing it for the paycheck. Gets the paper and turns to leave with you. Inspecting the floor our unfortunate middle aged dog girl quips that 'and you missed a spot you failure'. Not something you say to a demon lord lite without getting knocked the fuck o- oh hey and down she goes. Argue with her in the office building about how she needs all the employment she can get right now. Angry sex on the spots she missed.

>Friday night. 12 AM and all's quiet. You and her are sitting in the living room couch in the dark, dressed half assed, beer in hand enjoying the dull halftimes flickering glow of your CRT widescreen. Demon Lord actual is on the TV sharing a stage with Eros, giving a peace speech in some middle east country about how love and monsters and men are all the world needs and should be and other sappy crap. Loud sigh from your immediate left. Turn to face her. She turns to face you. Eyes lidded with exhaustion and resignation.
"I hate that perfect bitch and her perfect bitch life."
>A second or two passes in silence
"Yeah.... me too."
>Looking right at you, her eyes open a little more and her features relax. New life surges just under the surface and a most profane moment of recognition and understanding passes between you two. Everything clicks and falls into place as you both realize that within arms reach is the only person in this world who will ever truly understand you.In one fluid motion you lean into each other and kiss. Slowly, then again, then with tongue and loud moaning and groping and the ripping of clothes. Goddamn you can't get these clothes off fast enough to violently mash your genitals together. Fucking on the couch, fall to the floor, prop her up the TV and jizz all over her sister's face on the screen. She stands up straight turns around and jumps you. You catch her and are fucking here standing while she has you in a leg lock around the waist. More fucking while moving into the adjoining kitchenette. Banging on the counter, rattling the dishes and shaking up the walls. A loud knocking announces the now awake status of your neighbor. Brit fag accent telling you through the wall what bong o'clock it is and to keep it down for the queen.
"Shut the fuck up Nigel!"
>Your response
"I'mma fuck as loud as I want to you dirty CRUMPET STUFFER!"
>Hers

>Pause thrusting for a half second. She turns to lock eyes with you. Pull her in to a deep kiss and redouble your efforts to uproot the foundation. It's not a perfect love, but god damn it she's your love and you wouldn't give her up for the world.


Always love your waifu, she'll make you love your laifu.

I can't into Nipponese, but I the Kobold wants something from you, Anon. What do you think it is?

>>15082818
Cookies?
Made some homemade Oatmeal raisin not too long ago

>>15082818
The same thing we all want. Love and reassurance that there's someone there who cares about us.

>>15082818
She wants me to tell you that she's actually a fox.

>>15082818
She wants to go for walkies

>>15082816
Feels like I'm too in love with my non-bapho waifu to care.

>>15082827
>wagging tail
>leash

>fox

You realize foxgirls don't have a monopoly on that ear type, right?

>>15082815
Nevertheless google translate still did it at one point.

Anyway here take this Thing I made a while ago, it may prove somewhat useful

http://pastebin.com/6pwJJWfT

>>15082833
Never seen a dog with that much fur in their ears, or any fur in their ears in the first place.

>>15082836
>Abysmal ships

Rude.

>>15082840
yes, it may be, but it gets the point across does it not?

>>15082837
Well, I've never seen a fox wag its tail and wear a leash. What's your point?

>>15082715
I'll take the one on the left who's checking for dubs.

>>15082847
Seems like we're on equal grounds then.

Abs are for licking

>>15082817
You would think if she made up with her sister she could get a better job. Like designing the MGC sewers or something.

>>15082854
Got any pudgy dragons?

>>15082836
I may have died several times while getting these translations, I have seen some weird shit

>>15082853
You're both wrong. Its obviously a duck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6zkMXwYwkU

Just look how equally enthusiastic it is. Nothing else compares.

>>15082854
This dragon would look lovely with red hair.

>>15082854
I guess I could have another one...

>>15082759
Coming along swimmingly.

>>15082836
義肢尻

>>15082854
Dragons are for cuddling.

>>15082862
That's fucking adorable, anon.

>>15082872
I dont understand, Google can only do so much

>>15082854
What a grand specimen.

>>15082877
Prosthetic ass.

>>15082874
>tfw you will never be princess carried by a dragon

>>15082818
The dick, probably.

>>15082881
I would complain about how it's embarrassing.

>>15082881
Anon i did not come here to feel pain. I came here to feel love god dammit.

>>15082836
婦 is yome.
Use jisho.org

>>15082881
>tall musclegirl dragon and the unamused prince

>>15082836
Use jisho instead.

>>15082911
I want to be a prince who fantasizes about getting kidnapped and princess carried by the toughest strongest coolest Dragon girl in the kingdom, only to get kidnapped by a chubby loser Dragon girl.

>>15082913
I dont know man, I like using google translate because if its fuckups. It makes the pain of seeing some of the shit you see listed there.

>>15082934
Is that you, RS?

>>15082942
no, Im just some anon on the quest for lewd and Quality Monster Girl Images

>>15082947
Alrighty.

Dragons are for teasing to the point where they can't hold their cool and mature demeanor so you get pinned to the ground while being eaten by their greedy stare.

>>15082792
Is that supposed to be an iron maiden?

>>15082922
I want to be a prince who has a secret romance with a Dragon who lives in a cave on the mountain nearby to my family's kingdom.
Except everyone knows, and just wants me to think that it's a secret.

>>15082956
Do i at least get cuddles after she rapes me?

>>15082705
Yajiro Masaru and Eroe have drawn monster girls before, do they count?

>>15082715
I'll take the alpy-looking one.

>You'll never train hard enough to achieve super-saya-tier agility
>You'll never dodge any monstergirl's assault attempts by moving out of the way everytime they try to pounce you
>You'll never eventually have half the town after you and still manage to expertly evade every single rape attempt they throw at you
>Can't rape what you can't touch

>>15082987
>you will never meet a cockatrice

>>15082956
I want to lick a Blue Dragon's horn until she turns into a rape machine. It's like licking a battery

>>15082987
I'd rather use that power to compete against a Booster Hellhound in a Platinum-esque rival battle.

>>15082992
What's a Cockatrice gonna do? Run away from me?

smughuman.jpg

I swear on my life that i'm going to confess to that dragon class rep after this dumb japanese cold goes away.

>>15083028
Death flag enabled.

I want a Lizardman.

>>15083040
THIS!

>>15082881
>tfw you will never princess carry a centaur and see the biggest blush ever on her cute face

>>15083040
I want to give a Lizardman a Cursed Sword.

>>15083053
don't

>>15083047
How would you princess carry a centaur?

I'm not asking about the strength factor, but how you'd physically carry her. Would you just scoop her up under her horse abdomen and carry her like that? Support her rump with one hand as she curls her horse half to be carried, so her human half is facing diagonally towards the ground?

>>15083053
That sounds appealing.

>>15083053
I want to give a Lilim a Cursed Sword.

>>15083062
please, don't...

>>15083062
I doubt it'd do anything. Power-wise, that's like pissing into an ocean.

>>15083060
It's all about technique and yeah just scoop her horse half from under then then support her rump in the other hand. Basically you carry her like you would a dog, both hands on her horse body's underside and have her human half turn herself towards you as best she can it's the greatest thing to do to a centaur.

>>15083060
You do know they can curl up their whole body? The human bits are on the same pivot as a horse neck. They can reach down and touch their hooves. So you would carry them like any other girl, except she'd have to tuck in her front legs so she didn't accidentally kick you in the face. Size-wise it's pretty much impossible with anything bigger than a shetland pony girl. Even if you had the physical strength, they're just too bulky to get your hands around.

>>15083062
That is not going to end well for anyone. That isn't going to end well at all.

>>15083062
Wouldn't do anything. It's like trying to infect a lilim with matango spores.

>>15083062
>Give Lilim a Cursed Sword
>She decides to show you how well she can fellate with it
>Turns it into that fucking Behelit Sword from the Skull Knight
>Look Anon, look! Now we can conquer territories even faster!

>>15083081
I want to turn a shetland pony girl on her side and tickle her tummy

>>15083093
Good god.

>>15083093
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU DONT TRUST LILIMS.

>>15083096
A Shetland loli sounds lovely. Hell, I don't even like horsepussy, but I'd adore one of them.

>>15083100
I don't remember that pic
Where is the full pic?

>>15083096
Which tummy, anon? She has two.

>>15083109
Both of them, at the same time!

>>15083107
It's disappointing. Bad anatomy if you look at the whole thing. Probably why the guy cropped it so much.

>>15083106
Agreed

>>15083109
Both. Ticklish feelings are now doubled!

>>15083107
http://i.imgur.com/5CKVc68.png
>we will never have a properly drawn Deruella with massive tits

>>15082881
Makes me want to princess carry an alp and throw her onto a bed so that it goes "pomf"

>>15083120
Take your disgusting cow away from my baphomet and leave.

>>15083120
>that pic

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>15083120
haah
waaw

>>15083120
I dunno man, Mari gave ye auld blackberry fuckmuffin some big tats.

>>15083134
I saw that picture. Those things weren't huge at all.

Now that I think of it, Mari has never drawn massive cow-tits.

>>15083136
It doesn't matter, they were big enough that I just wanted to knead and suckle them

>>15083120
AYYYYYY

>>15083125

>>15083138
This man has his priorities straight.

>>15083148
I may say lilims are trash, but at least they're not lolis, because lolis are shit.

>>15083154
There are definitely Lilim lolis. One even runs Wonderland.

>Watched Hardcore Henry
>mfw I realize that if I used my plan of making a robutt mg think I was her husband
>and me pretending to get kidnapped while my real wife used her resources to get combat data from her
>Is only going to maker her feel like she got ntr'd and go murder waifu with her own eye camera
>then drop my ntr'ing ass as I try to make her help me up
>mfw this was literally one supervillain plot I had in mind

>>15083156
Then they are the single worst thing in existence. What the hell is the point of a domineering monster girl if she isn't busty and tall?

>>15083164
There likely are tall and domineering Lilims. That, and KC mentioned that there are Lilims with chitinous features and beast-like horns.

The Yeti Nurse Union would like to remind patients that their hugs are for healing, and any erections caused by healing hugs are purely coincidental and not at all a sign to marry your nurse

>>15083167
I still dislike lilims though.

>>15083184
Well you're entitled to your opinion, friend.

>>15083168
Flayers are better nurses.

>>15083192
They are bwtter squishy dog toys.

>>15083184
Lilims are fiiine.

>>15083168
Well, anything better than those flayer "nurses". They just reek of quackery.
I could really use a hug, though.

>>15083207
She's gonna get Lays and she'll like it.

>>15083197
>Give your kobold a squishy loli mindflayer
>Come back into the room a few minutes later
>Kobold now has empty eyes, and is panting in lust as the 'flayer rides her obedient new steed

Mindflayers are scary.

Swimsuits

>>15083213
What kind of Lays?

>>15083215
Oh no, I should've given her some ear muffs.

>>15083228
Yes.

>>15083207
>speaking like a Brit
I knew her wonderland friends were a bad influence.

>>15083228
Full body skintight swimsuit? Hell yes.

>>15083230
The spicy shit.

>>15083235
Oh little flat fish.
Don't let me catch you, I love you but I'm going to do horribly things to fix your lack of a bust.

>>15083244
Been done.

>>15083243
Dang, personally I would have gone with salt and vinegar.

>>15083120
I can hear the "Fufufufu..." already.

>>15083167
What has KC said about Lilims? I know there's tons of shit he's said in tweets, but where else?

>>15083250
I like sea salt and vinegar, although it's definitely an acquired taste. I blame my highschool's cardboard pizza-style food to be the reason.

>>15083249
Much better, thank you anon.

>>15083265
I want to milk Deruella like a Holstaur!

>>15083272
I'm surprised that that busty Sahuagin image Loen drew is somehow that obscure.

>>15083270
Me too I also like sea salt and vinegar, especially as time went on I liked it more and more sin. Also yeah sea salt and vinegar is an acquired taste.My favorite though would have to be sour cream and onion.

>>15083235
>>15083244
>>15083249
>tfw no tiny Piranha Sahuagin

>>15083249
We will go bigger

>>15083284
A whole pack of them can rape a man to the bone in seconds.
Only headpats can protect you.

>>15083296
The trick is to throw a shota in, further down the river.

While they're busy with him, it's safe to cross.

>>15083302
little hellwan's got no clothes!

>>15083302
Do... Do you want money?

>>15083302
>Still can't find artist of this qt pi hellhound waifu
>Google messed up their reverse search algorithms recently

Life is suffering for a fine monster girl art collector.

>>15083303
Iguess.
Still gotta watch out for stragglers though.

>>15083330
I'd be more worried about the gigantic Anaconda Lamia, Crocodile Girls and Poisonous Frog Girls.

The Monster Girl Jungle is a dangerous place.

>>15083302
Cute!
But, uh, where are we going?

>>15083339
The gigantic anoconda girls are lazy so you just need to avoid the trees they're in and the poison frog girls are lolis so you just need to hold them away while wearing gloves.

The crocodile girls will ruin you though.
Once they get you in a hug, they won't let go.

>>15083348
Ah yes, the infamous Crocodile Girl 'Death Roll'.

They're not gentle when it comes to love-making.

>>15083323
Is that even hellhound? Looks like random OC

>>15083359
Interesting variation on the design, I suppose. They don't all need to look the same.

>>15083348
The key to dealing with cute crocodile girls is to cross in the morning, when their at their laziest and slowest. They're lazy before the sun comes up and slow moving so running away is no problem. Plus if you ever get caught, a bop on the nose or tickling them is often a good way to loosen their grip to allow you to escape. Man I wish I had a cute strong fat crocodile girl to cuddle with as I call her a beaut making her blush like mad, dam now I'm sad.

>>15083354
Too true.
I hear the get gentler as the live with their mate but its still rough.

Also surprising with how strong they get despite starting out as one of the smallest reptile girls out there.

>>15083323
Same here, I used tineye and such and I got nothing other than mge oc donut steel with the caption don't own it.

>>15083366
Yeah, strongfat crocodile girl would be nice.

>>15082620
Are you lost mister~?
Let me put you on the right path~

(Futue husband GET)

>>15083348
>implying I wouldn't "accidentally" get caught by an anaconda
If I had to be grabbed by one of them, it would be by one of the anaconda girls.

>>15083367
I cannot process how a crocodile girl would look like. Well I can, like a lizardgirl but I'm having a bit of trouble thinking up of ways that would make a crocodile girl visually distinct. Like the most distinct feature of a crocodile is the snout. But for obvious reasons that can't fly.

This was a picture I commissioned for a story, but I was a little lazy about finishing it. I finally got over my laziness.

http://pastebin.com/fAEKwmBK

Read if you enjoy multiarms, manticores, nursing pawjobs, and tailpussy.

To hell with the swamp, I'd rather face the desolate plains of my homeland, at least there I don't sweat like broken faucet

>>15083393
lovely image

>>15083386
You just want the extra tight hugs they give.

>>15083388
Webbed hand/foot claws, thicker scales, a longer tail that drags on the dirt, and a lazier disposition.

>>15083393
What about __asspussy?

>>15083388
Your forgetting the croc has a bumpy backside, while the lizardman has more smooth scales and skin.

>>15083393
Spoopy

>>15083388
What >>15083406
But also sharper teeth.

>>15083374
Indeed, strong enough to protect you yet soft enough to cuddle into at night where she can show her affectionate side easier. In the morning you help her warm up and relax as she snuggles you into her mighty bosom, saying just how cozy and toasty you are. Plus that's how alligators/crocodiles are they look fat but in reality are strong as hell. Plus it's even better if the crocodile has a kind and sweet personality that you wouldn't expect from her imposing yet soft physique and seeing her blush from you massaging her would be great.

>>15083406
>You just want the extra tight hugs they give.
Maybe I do. I heard that a Yeti's hugs can't even compare.

>>15083419
She'd have a permanent scowl or frown on her face but would love nothing more than to relax with you in the sun.

>>15083432
I wouldn't go that far but they do give the girls a run for their money

>>15083406
>>15083411
>>15083417
All these would be true, especially since I've been around both crocs and alligators since I live in Florida and have even swam with them at times. They would also likely be into cuddling and also be very strong but also slightly chubby since crocs/alligators have those large jowls that are filled with muscles.

>15083437
>Thick Reptile Girls
Yes Please

>>15083393
Sweet.

>>15083434
That does sound nice relaxing on the shore of a beautiful lagoon lazing with my crocodile wife, helping to warm her up but in reality she just wants to cuddle all day long. To do so, I'd give her a massage to help turn her frown of being up in the morning upside down, making sure to give every part of her beautiful body a great deal of work and attention, putting a blissful smile on her face as she shyly says thanks about how good it was. Then we could spend the day just relaxing and swimming together, maybe say hi and hang out with the equally lazy but kind manatee girls. Then we return at evening to cuddle into the night, a warm smile on her face as I scratch her chin and rub her head. AS we drift off to sleep, she pulls me into the tightest hug ever, whispering that today was fun and she wish to spend all day cuddling me, and then we drift of to sleep happy as can be.

Bellydancer lizardgirl!

>>15083458
>marie rose
Muh dick

>>15083458
>Arabian
>Blond
Anybody else notice the japs seem to think arabs are white?

>>15083437
>>15083456
>Lazy as fuck
>Death-roll
>Jaws surprisingly weak when opening
>Can hold their breath for hours
This girl is built for some kinky shit

>>15083488
Its what the costume is called, simmer down.

>>15083488
Maria is SWEDEN YES. That the name of the costume.
>sweden
>arabian
Seems legit

>tfw no loli wolfgirl to go running with, who'll encourage you to get fitter than you ever would've imagined alone
>who'll see the beach for the first time when you take her there, and become absolutely ecstatic as she dashes down into the water
>who'll find her way into your bed every night without fail so she can wrap your head in her fluffy limbs, your face pressed against her tummy as she curls up, nuzzles your head, and snores away

Best Demon is Kneesocks, prove me wrong.

>>15083393
Thanks for the writings man, was very enjoyable

>Still no game where i can befriend a qt godzilla girl

>>15083514
Not gonna even try fampai.

>>15083393
An excellent read. Thanks RS.

>>15083525
>no qt Godzilla girl to cheer up and love, making her years of anger and loneliness disappear when you hold her close and give her a deep passionate kiss

http://i.imgur.com/WYd3nZv.png

A bit over a day ago I got a note from Kuro. Sounds like the commission is coming along well.

>>15083525
Scary!

>>15083561
Not really, she may seem intimidating on the outside but on the inside she would like nothing more than to find someone to end the loneliness and anger inside of her. She's strong and brave, yet also would love nothing more than to hold you tight at night as she snuggles into you. Do know that she's a kuudere who may seem cold, but is actually really happy to have a guy who's not only not scared of her, but is willing to give her a chance at love, just know that wen you're with her she's the happiest girl in the world.

>>15083525
Dra+Koi is pretty close, actually

it's just kind of awkward overall

I want to be an MG matchmaker

>No gold scaled dragon that like to blend in with her treasure.

>>15083626
Is that how she gets a husband?
Just wait for someone to stumble on her hoard and then ambush tackle them?

I'm going to start a company that specialises in dragon based demolition.
I'll call it Castle siege inc

I'm going to paint graffiti on a sleeping dragon's scales

>>15083641
Probably

>>15083654
You know, what's making this really funny in my head is the fact that I can't envision a gold dragon as looking like anything but a regal lady.
The image of such a royal beauty launching herself at a prospective husband with a massive grin on her face is too hilarious to me.

>>15083642
Wurmco will never stand for this!

>>15083646
She going to get pissed when she see's "anon was here"

>>15083680
Don't worry about it. its just a little friendly competion.

>>15083703
Yeah. You're right. There's no way your company could be a threat. I mean you have to pay regular dragons actual money. And they're greedier and lazier than a tanuki on Saturday.

>>15083680
Ah yes, Wurmco. The MGE equivalent of ACME

>>15083713
Is it bad that I want a very tubby but very sweet tanuki who runs a bakery chain and loves to cook?
Someone whose as at home in the board room as she is in the kitchen?

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead Grab you sword and shield, your axe and bow, it's time to march into the woods and go on an adventure!

I want to be kidnapped and romanced by a vampire vigilante who drives around the American southwest in an old red hot-rod she stole from ZZ top

When did Gazerfag and Miiafag get that pillow fight picture done? Looks good. The Nepnep is eyeing that gazer midriff suspiciously, though.

>>15083736
Adventure!

>>15083764
Indeed.
Todays trial is the castle of the cow countess, a horrible women whose been performing terrible, dairy based experiments on those she's captured.

>tfw no chuunihan waifu with thick thighs

>>15083736
>Going innawoods with anything other than a machete and a 7.62 rifle

>>15083774
What sort of horrible experiments could a cow perform? Will she curse me with strong bones? Will she hex every girl to have thick, soft curves & leak milk from their now-massive mammaries? Because if that's her idea of terrible, I'm about to help her.

>>15083780
I bet she contaminates the local milk supply, the fiend.

Kids use that shit for cereal.

>>15083777
Not all of us go into the gunslinger class.

>>15083780
She does but it's not consenual.
She's also hooked up some of the girls to golems that are powered by their own milk like some sort of dairy powered super suits.

>>15083782
Indeed, the oppai loli population has skyrocketed.

>>15083780
>Will she curse me with strong bones
Nigga that shit was debunked years ago. Milk actually depletes calcium and makes your bones more fragile

>>15083782
What about a hellcow with a high internal temperature that effectively pasteurizes her own brew?

>>15083780
Just the opposite. She takes the thick out of every monster girl in the world. They are all stick figures that really need a sandwich. Do you still support her?

>>15083788
The chocolate related possibilities.
Just don't don't mix it with any of that cheap powder stuff.

>>15083782
>Contaminated milk
>Drives local dairy farmers out of business
>Everyone has to buy her overpriced 'fresh-squeezed' milk
>Sales on her custom bra line skyrocket as women bleed or bust through theirs
>Women have to replace entire wardrobes to accommodate their new HEALTH
>Dozens of people hospitalized as buttons go flying from straining blouses
>She metaphorically milks the people dry as they become too preoccupied literally milking themselves dry
THE FIEND!

>>15083780
Nobody understands the true depth of her depravity. Not cute. Not "villain" with huge quotation marks. Just evil, full stop. She has been creating additives that cause male lactation.

>>15083794
I bet she "just so happens" to have a relative that's looking to open a new clothing line that specializes in tight yet stretchy sweaters too.

Trying to get buttons outlawed. What else are grandmothers going to put in cookie tins?
THE FIEND.

>>15083795
>male lactation
My mind has drifted to the idea of mutual nursing. I'm scared, but also curious. Help me.

>>15083798
Cookies?
I mean, they are called cookie tins.

>>15083785
There's skinwalkers out there in the woods, anon. You need firepower.

>>15083799
Careful anon.
The only way this can end is with alps.
Milky alps...

>>15083801
No, you just take levels in druid.

>>15083799
Sure thing friend. Find a brick and apply it directly to your forehead. Repeat until you knock those thoughts right out of your head, or pass out from the concussions. Whichever comes first.

>>15083800
What kind of bizarro land are you from stranger. Everyone knows cookie tins in an elderly persons home is explicitly reserved for sewing equipment and is a catalyst used to store the disappointment of children so they don't have to consume solid food.

Why do you think Grandmothers try to force feed their grandkids? They can't eat that shit. But damned if they are going to waste it.

>>15083764
Fuck you lizard why must I suck so hard at drawing you?!

I even tried to put you in the a sitting cross legged position, only for your hands to fuck up the idea of clasping, then everything looks disproportionate and off balance.

Adventure?! Sure, I got your adventure right here! Come and get it!

>>15083809
But those cookies are delicious.

>>15083525
I have already pledged my service to cute little Mothra-chan!

>>15083814
I'd rather team up With Gamera-chan for JUSTICE.

>>15083813
Exactly but they're never there!

>>15083810
Disregard drawing. Make ohayous.

>>15083815
I'd rather Queen Gihdorra has me take her doggy stile so she can be a bottom for once.

>>15083802
Nigga the trees ain't gonna kill the skinwalker for you.
You need to execute it yourself.

>>15083830
Please.
If the nature wizard from Dresden Files can do it, a wizard can do it.
Remember, only one half of the druid is focused on talking to trees.
The other half is becoming a bear and mauling anyone who forgot about preventing forest fires.

>>15082476
>getting a BJ from her
>she forgot her comforter batteries in her mouth
>way too many volts right through your dick
Zappy-doggy pls go

>>15083833
I want a Bear Girl wearing a ranger's hat to approach my campfire in the woods and scold me about preventing forest fires.

>>15083838
Posts like this make me think people misunderstand their power. They don't really derive pleasure from electricity, they turn pleasure into electricity.

>>15083844
That's not much better. It just means you get zapped when you make her cum.

>>15083847
And when you give her headpats.

>>15083802
>Lactating alps complaining about their cumbersome titties
>Their need to use bigger and bigger bras
>The milk stains everywhere
>Occasionally sticking their own nipples in their mouth when they think they're alone

I'll take them if you people don't want them.

>>15083849
Exactly. The only way to have painless interaction with a Raiju would be to bully her mercilessly and hope she doesn't turn M.

>>15083850
>Milk monsters tasting their own titties
One of the many subsects of my fetish!

>>15083857
Lewd!

>>15083855
Only their shocks share the pleasure instead of being painful.

>>15083857
Living dangerously anon.

>>15082541
anon made a funny!
a funny!

>>15083857
Women who suck their own bits are beyond mere hot for me. There is a boner injustice, and that is not nearly enough self breast sucking pics in the boorus.

Pssst, hey /mgt/, what sorts of ideas do you have for an MG Vegas?

Greentexts/short stories make for great drawfag idea fuel just sayin'

>>15083922
Fuck Vegas. I'd rather go to casinos not in the god-forsaken Nevada desert.

>You will never visit an old steamship fully restored and converted into a three level monstergirl casino
>Tables on the first floor
>Slots on the second
>High rollers on the third
>Taking a break outside after a long run at the craps table, leaning on the ornate railing, drinking a complementary cocktail
>The ridiculously wealthy southern belle ojou dragon owner playing jaunty tunes from the steam calliope on the roof

Just kill me now.

>>15083922
>Kraken dealers at the card tables
>Tanuki owners flanked by two big Oni bouncers
>Sexually themed slot machines
>Cheshire performing lewd magic tricks
>Lich heckling said Cheshire over her 'magic'
>Full nudity strip clubs
>Half the girls are effectively masturbating on-stage
>'Private shows' are just glorified quickies

>>15083947
>>casinos not in the god-forsaken Nevada desert
>MG Monte Carlo
>CC girls joking around and fencing with their roulette shovels while working

>>15082476
Brown Raijus Best Raijus.

>>15082806
Niito's kind of been outdone now.

>>15083922
The place is rife with people needing their 'fix' and I can provide. Whatever you want, I got it.

Just wait until I get me a nice tanuki waifu and we become the resident drug kingpins of glorious MG Vegas.

>>15083982
>Naked brown thundercat rubbing up on you & purring
I can't help but wonder is she goes into heat.

And is it me, or do her tits look really big in that pic? I'm assuming it's just the artist & angle.

>>15083393
My god that was good. You're one of the few writefags who can actually pull off Manticores well.

>>15083952
Rabbit Girls in Playboy bunny outfits!

Your waifu wants to tattoo her name on your cock. She promises that it's not a typical tattoo, but more of a magic branding and is painless.
Do you let her?

>>15084073
No.

>>15084073
Can we just add 'property of' before her name? I just don't want to let the future alps in a random locker room think I named my dick something feminine and get giggled at.

>>15084073
What about those of us who are growers? When we're not aroused it's going to look ridiculous.

>>15084073
that means you're allowing her to name your dick after her

>>15084081
Guys look at each other's dicks in locker rooms? I thought the sporty types being gay thing was just a joke.

>>15082476
I don't know why they get so little love.
She's also so much better dark skinned it isn't even funny. Why are anime style dark skinned women so sexy?

>>15084073
I would let her if she did something for me as compensation.
As long as she actually put some effort into it, I’m ok with it.
Maybe she tattos my name on herself?

>>15084087
Only the alps do.

>>15084073
Can't I just wear a collar with her name on it and give her the key?

>>15084073
Would she guilt trip me into doing it? I just feel like she would say something like “But all the other husbands have their wife's name on their cock! And this magazine says that if you husband loves you, he would do it! Don’t you love me anon?”

>>15084073
http://exhentai.org/s/d0da259cd3/822871-68
Yes.

>>15084133
>I just feel like she would say something like
Why would you waifu a bad person like that?

>>15083922
It's a place of fun and magic, where they always pull your card.

>>15082817
That was nice. Even the less fortunate can live a decent life.

>>15084146
Absolutely disgusting.

>>15084162
I think my waifu would rather bully me by making me cum too fast, when she didn't vanilla it up and make sure we came at the exact same instant.

More Cursed Sword writefaggotry when?

>>15084167
A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with a sword. Never minding the strange design, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she is in need of a new sword.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s gift to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she been corrupted into a monsterl. She is the girl’s corrupted counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC, who was blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as she rapes him. While the two fuck, DRAMA ensues as she begins to stab him with the sword and he questions the NATURE of LOVE.

>>15084167
Soon.
Actually, maybe more like a good while, but It'll happen.
When you least expect it to

>>15084180
You mean christmas?

>>15084167
When you finally decide to become a writefaggot and finish writing that one story you always wanted to see in here.

>>15084167
Today, tomorrow? When I get around to it.

Would you sign a Demon's maid contract?

>>15084200
What are the terms?
I mean, I'd sign it anyways because I'm a fucking slut, but I'd at least like to know what I just signed.

>>15084200
Only if it didn't contain any weird stuff, like her getting my soul or something.

>>15084200
Sure, but what do I have to do?
I feel like there’s a catch to all of this. A demon wouldn’t just want to be my maid without compensation.

>>15084200
I'd like to read it first.

>>15084200
Depends on the terms indeed, maybe she's using a maid outfit just to lure me.

>>15084205
>>15084206
It's pretty standard, nothing weird. You get a perfect maid for eternity, immortality, and a throne made out of the bones of your enemies. You even get to keep your soul, all you have to do is pay her salary. 5 gallons of cum. Per year.

>>15084200
After she explains to me what language the fine print is in. The letters keep moving and the regular text mentions bondage a lot. I mean, if that's in the open what is this eldritch shlock?

>>15084215
Nothing wrong with this contract.

>>15084215
I'll have to say no.

>>15084215
So about 20 times per day? That's a bit much.

>>15084215
5 gallons is 18927.1ml.
Average ejaculation volume is 5ml, which comes out to 3785.42 ejaculations.

>>15084216
It's just demonic, Anon. Don't be racist, jeez.

>>15084222
She can help you out with volume. She has magic for that.

>>15084226
If it's an hour or two of slow sex and a magical cumflation per day I'm okay with it.

>>15084230
With a 10x buff up you can manage that easily.

>>15084233
Can she remove my refractory period and make me a quickshot? I'd prefer 20 quick fucks a day, honestly. I'd probs like most of them to be handjobs, too.

GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!

>>15084185
>that one story you've always wanted to see here
A fair point, but some of us are bad writing and it wouldn't do the idea justice. I sort of wish some good writefags would take requests, but that opens the commissioning can of worms.

>>15084253
Bollocks managed to get Harblador to write a story for him, so it might be worth a try.

>>15084248
Sorry anon, that's a cuddlecubuss.

Once they get a hold of you they never let go. Hope ya like embarrassing nicknames.

>>15084185
But I'm a terrible writer and half the stuff I would end up doing would piss off the thread to say the least.

>>15084248
I want to hold a demon's hand so bad... I want to die and go to hell and be cuddled by them for eternity.

>>15084253
I know what you mean, there's this one story with Amazons i always wanted to see written but fuck, writing surely isn't as easy as it looks, i've been practicing whenever i have time and i already have half a notebook worth of paper with pure shit written in it, not sure how to realize if i'm getting good.

>>15084260
>I want to die and go to hell
/mgt/ is one of the few places out there where this is a sane thing to say.
Hell in a monstergirl sense would be pretty intense
>Capital city is Dis
>most of the population are succubi and demons
>Hellhounds are generally the law enforcement
>as always, there's a big demand for men
As they say, one man's heaven is another man's hell.

>>15084258
>>15084260
WHY WON'T YOU ASSHOLES HELP ME GET THEM OFF!

OH GOD IT'S GETTING WORSE!

>>15084271
Accept her love Anon, why won't you accept her love?

>>15084271
2/10, creepy hands, would not hold

Poor Pharaoh

>>15084276
The only thing this image lacks is the Aphopis in the same outfit with a similar collar, then it would be perfect.

>>15084268
I want to walk around Dis every day with my cute nerdubus wife and make all the single, hot, slutty succubuses angry, confused and jealous!

>>15084264
>writing surely isn't as easy as it looks
Writing well certainly isn't. It sounds like you're going the extra mile to make something good though, so it would still probably turn out better than half the stuff on here. A good number of wriefagging here is just knocked out from scratch in a short period not ALL of it of course, so something with actual planning has a good chance of being a good read.

>>15084276
I bet foreign dignitaries get to use her thighs an an onahole during negotiations. I know I'd give them the deal of a lifetime with my dick sandwiched in there.

>>15084278
>nerdubus

The best type of succubus. Next to the shycubus.

>>15084286
>shycubus
One that dresses as slutty as the other girls but it makes her blush? Very cute.

>>15084248
>>15084271
I have a solution for you anon but you may have to travel to the woods.

>>15084276
Time to jack off.

>>15084286
I want to smoke cigarettes behind the shed with Delinquentbus.

>>15084297
Get this evil thing out of here

>>15084248
No. Fuck it. Literally.

>>15084293
No she dresses very conservatively.

Or rather she thinks she does, she doesn't seem to realize how body hugging sweaters are.

>>15084300
Could the Delinquentbus take the Schoolbus? And by that I mean the principle?

>>15084286
But the best is the fatcubus. She's cute and soft.

>>15084307
I bet there'd be a lot of fake shycubuses preying on careless men.

>>15084297
Sitting there like a sap. Why doesn't she just leaf and look for a new husband? All she needs to do is branch out her connections and things will soon twig.

>>15084276
I want to commence Operation: Desert Rescue and rescue the Pharaoh from the Apophis only to find out that she has been turned to as sex hungry slut.

I wanna rescue her from sex crazed hell by fucking the senses into her and in turn leave my balls deflated.

>>15084281
Well, not sure if i'm autistic-like for prioritizing it but for me the most important thing in a story is coherence and plausibility, as much plausible as you can get with a fantasy setting anyways, generally speaking, when i'm thinking a story if it's too weird, too illogical of it has loose ends then i rethink it.

Maybe that's what holding me up in actually writing but i guess it can be worth it if i keep up.

I want to put a Dullahan in stocks and let all the townmen fuck her neck stump while she has to watch it!

>current state of Japanese writefaging on KC's site:

5483 stories in total

top 10 mostly unchanged with:
150 - Succubus
118 - Dragon
92 - Vampire & Inari
90 - Lilim & Baphomet
71 - Lizardman
67 - Shirohebi
66 - Alp
65 - Youko
(runner up is Gazer with 62 stories)

Apophis took the lead again against Pharaoh with 18 to 17 stories
The 2 newest entries Living Armour and Cursed Sword have 3 stories each so far

>>15084312
No she's perfectly innocent. Now her sister well, she's a lewdccubus.

"But Succubi are already lewd" you say.

This is advanced lewdness.

>>15084324
How's Wonderland over there?

>>15084309
All the kids have ridden the Schoolbus!

>>15084276
Do you think she treats the Pharaoh like a doll and has her dress up in different outfits on a whim?

Like maybe one day she wants to parade the former ruler around in a bunny outfit for her amusement and the next day it's a school swimsuit.

>>15084319
Consistency and having a good internal logic are important to me too for a story. You'd be surprised just how much they can improve a setting, and it can help avoid a bullshit deus ex machina ending that just ruins the whole thing.
Keep at it, anon. I want to see this Amazon story of yours become a thing. And maybe even fill the gap left by ParkedBuggOHGODDAMMITWHY

>>15084333
Well it's not something that nice though, nor it's something edgy given the reputation of Amazons, it's just a comedy-like kind of story i had fun thinking with all the reactions the Amazons would have with it.

>>15084253
Come up with an idea you think a writefag would do well with then ask him by name in thread. Probably won't work but you might as well try, no harm in it.

>>15084324
Sometimes I want to read all the Oomukade stories on his site but then I remember that most of them are probably on the level of the stuff on the wiki.

>>15084327
Mad Hatter is the most popular one, and with 38 stories in the upper mid field. Everything else is at the lower end with:
Chesire Cat 17
Jabberwocky 16
March Hare 15
Dormouse 11
Jubjub 7

>>15084276
Rekt
Was this barb?

>>15084344
>Mad Hatter is the most popular Wonderland Girl in JP
Well I'll be damned.

>Wererabbit, Alice, and Humpty Egg have literally none
heh

>>15084344
I wish she as popular here too, but I understand why she isn't.
Too cosplay for most of the artists.
Actually witty and insane banter is too hard for most of the writefags to pull off.

>>15084344
I wish we could get some hatter stories here.

>>15084344
Meme cat not the most popular? Colour me surprised, then again most of her art comes from drawfags and tumblr rather than the Japanese fanbase.
>>15084349
>Wererabbit, Alice, and Humpty Egg have literally none
Humpty Egg I can understand but Alice has the whole innocence thing going for her that a most girls don't, would have figured she'd get a lot for that reason.

>>15084349
oh, I don't really count Alice and Weerabbit as Wonderland exclusive, and I simply forgot the other one

Alice 35
Wererabbit 12
Humpty Egg 7

>>15084367
That's more like it.

Is there anyway to translate some of the stories on the Japanese site to English? Imagine if we could bring some over here, we'd have some new content.

https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/721308995902771200
>KC's got the Japanese Cold

>>15084379
Only if you know both english and japanese really well and have experience translating, it isn't as easy as one might think.

>>15084385
F

>>15084387
Can you pay someone to do that? Like commission?