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Yuuka is a sweet girl, anon.

There's no need to act nervous.

>> No.14959198

>>14959188
Sunflowers are nice!

>> No.14959206

Texas is an open carry state.

What is this "nervousness" that you speak of?

>> No.14959303

I think I farted.

>> No.14959412

>>14959206
"Texas is an open carry state. What is this "nervousness" that you speak of?", the anon said in a quivering voice as his thick fingers fidgeted with the safety of the concealed handgun in his fanny pack every time he passed another person on the sidewalk while nearly on the verge of tears.

>> No.14959414

Wow

>> No.14959418
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>>14959188
I want to hug yuuka and bury my face in her neck

>> No.14959424

So why does Yuuka say all that scary stuff then? Like about genocide and the sort.

>> No.14959442

>>14959188
I'm always nervous around other people and her being a cute girl just makes it worse

Can Yuuka help me?

>> No.14959477

I get really nervous around cute girls, though, sweet or not.

>> No.14959478
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>>14959424
That was in the PC-98 era. Windows Yuuka just wants to enjoy the flowers.

>> No.14959485
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14959485

Kazami is best girl.
Both Yuuka and Kazuki.
Imagine the sarcasm, teasing, dark jokes, etc.

>> No.14959502

>>14959485
the ballbusting...

>> No.14959507

Yuuka? More like Yucka.

>> No.14959514

Yuuka "Genocide is just another game" Kazami

>> No.14959614
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>>14959514
Yuuka "Step on a flower and you're a bloody shower" Kazami

>> No.14959724

Hello gardener Mima

>> No.14959790
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>>14959614
Will any MMD model ever be able to top this. It's so perfect...

>> No.14959798
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14959798

I want Yuuka to be my wife.

But she's a fictional character, so that will never happen. So it goes.

>> No.14959799

>>14959614
>>14959790
Best MMD model hands down


If only I knew how to use the program

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>>14959799

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Why would someone be nervous? If you can maintain your composure and not do anything stupid she's just fine.

>> No.14960325 [DELETED] 

>>14959790
I have the complete opposite opinion, it looks like a tranny, and the mokou one too.

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>>14959799
>>14959790

>> No.14960381

Someone post her LLS boss animations, they're fantastic

>> No.14960388

>>14960381
Stage 6 boss, that is

I don't recall her stage 5 animations being anything special

>> No.14960457

>>14960361
sauce?

>> No.14960462

Yuuka seems like the type who would fuck with her bra on.

>> No.14960474

>>14960462
is that a bad thing?

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>>14960462
And what type is that?

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>>14960247
Yuuka doesn't seem the type to tear up and torn up clothes.

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>>14960899
At, even.

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>>14960462
Maybe partially on. She could go either way, I think, and her partner would probably want it off sooner rather than latter. Can't not play with that chest.

>> No.14961191

I wanna she her secret garden.

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>> No.14962430
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Yuuka and I have been having sex regularly for many years now.

We never use protection, and I always cum inside of her. She told me that since I am a human, I cannot get her pregnant. But recently, I learned that this was not true.

>> No.14962573

>>14962430
"I'm anon, and this is our story."

>> No.14972125

Test.

>> No.14972146

>>14962430
anon I don't think that's your kid

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how would yuuka feel if i fapped to her

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>>14977365
Try to mirder then realize you are good as she ever gonna get. Out of pure desperation, she offers her undergarments.

>> No.14977399

>>14977391
lol *murder you

>> No.14977646
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What happened?

>> No.14979673

>>14977391
>>14977399
what next? Then I'm welling to take what she offers.

>> No.14979703
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14979703

I wonder what Yuuka's feet taste like.

>> No.14981257

>>14959188

> sweet

Well, except for that extreme case of GIT-OFF-MAH-LAWN syndrome.
Typical for an oldie, but still.

>> No.14981264

>>14959899

SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY

>> No.14981271

>>14977646

Got a haircut and became a homeless.

>> No.14985072

>>14962430
>asexual reproductions of plants
I don't see any contradiction here

>> No.14985590

I'm nervous because Yuuka is so pretty.

>> No.14994117
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14994117

Sperm toast with Yuuka!

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15003449

Yuuka needs a vacation.

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15003518

what would dating Yuuka be like


i don't think she'd date a loser like me who has no talent

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15003542

sometimes i daydream what it'd be like to have yuuk as a girlfriend

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>>14994117
I first thought this was supposed to be Toast Hawaii or something.

>> No.15013160

>>15003518
Maybe if you get her some cute flowers.

>> No.15013191

>>15013160
But then she'll get mad because I'll be hurting the flowers ;⌒;

>> No.15017385

>>15003542
I daydream of having florist Hikage as a girlfriend too!

>> No.15023400

>>15013191
You don't have to kill the flowers to transport them.

>> No.15023618

would she respect me if I grow plants and not just flowers? I have a garden but it's mostly vegetables and herbs

>> No.15023860

>>14979703
2-4-5-T or 2-4-D with a side order of DDT, Lead phosphate and Dieldrin for good measure

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>>15023618
Respect may not be the best word. She might appreciate your efforts at least.

>> No.15024675

I want to surprise her with flowers from the outside world.

I bet it'd make her really happy.

>> No.15024847

>>15024675
I'm sure she'll appreciate the invasive species, my man.

>> No.15032903

Yuuka is my wife!

>> No.15032923

>>15032903
Can I fuck you wife, dude

>> No.15039690

Yuuka should employ a scarecrow to keep that filthy tengu slut away from her garden.

>> No.15039953

>>15039690
She should make Aya become a scarecrow!

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>>15039953
But Aya already has a job!
One she loves very much!

>> No.15040368

It's just not Yuuka without a scary face.

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>>15040368
It's not Yuuka without a huge chest.

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>>15049179
I want to suck her tits

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>>15013160
>>15023400
Give Yuuka some potted plants
She may like that!

>> No.15062548

a

>> No.15068316 [DELETED] 

>>14959798
Nice bum

>> No.15069611

>>14959424
Because she's a dick.

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>>15069611

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>>15069618
I recognize that bulge

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>>15057918
What does Yuuka milk taste like?

>> No.15073957

>>15073949
Yuuka.

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>>15073957
That is cuter than it ought to be

>> No.15078610

*cuts her flowers and runs away*

>> No.15078614

>>15078610
Hope she didn't see you or you are just going to die tired.

>> No.15078620

>>15078614
Yep.

>> No.15078653

I wish more people drew Yuuka as a cute little girl instead of an old lady.

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>>15078610
fufufu...

>> No.15078676

>>15078665
FUCK. *runs away faster*

>> No.15078716

>>14959412
Why would he be carrying a concealed handgun if Texas is open carry?

>> No.15079077

>>15078716
Why is Yuuka in Texas?

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>>15078665
Every time you post in this thread, Yuuka hits Alice in the head with a shovel.

>> No.15079397

>>15079396
Neat.

>> No.15079434

>>15079077
Maybe she came to see all the blue bonnets which bloom in the spring!

>> No.15088674

She's a devil.

>> No.15088730

>>15079396
bap

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