Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 19:53:16 No.15058508 [Reply] [Original]

Library aide volunteer work with the basilisk class-rep.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 19:54:05 No.15058513 >>15058508 Undead a best

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 19:54:41 No.15058517 >>15058508 Is that a corset I see?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 19:54:44 No.15058518 I love my dragon so much, I'm going to give her the whole world as a treasure!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 19:54:53 No.15058519 >>15058513 I'd have to disagree, I say that long bodied monster girls a best.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 19:55:09 No.15058521 >>15058479 Whether or not you think they're good doesn't matter. Stop letting personal opinion paint reality a different colour in your eyes.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 19:55:36 No.15058526 Maids are olev, no matter the species

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 19:55:38 No.15058527 >>15058508 I'm going to blow into Basilisk class-reps ears!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 19:56:01 No.15058528 >>15058518 But that would mean administration of the world, are you and her ready to handle that responsibility of shaping a world worthy of respect? Or are you gonna do something like have a steady income and the rest of the countries do whatever?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 19:56:14 No.15058531 >>15058513 My brother.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 19:56:31 No.15058532 File: 1.04 MB, 1960x1848, best snek.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] where did she leave her visor?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 19:56:51 No.15058534 File: 1.05 MB, 640x360, waifus face everytime you talk about her.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] REMINDER: your waifu loves you and loves when you post her

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 19:56:56 No.15058535 >>15058526 Holst maids are extra olev.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 19:56:57 No.15058536 >>15058513 Wights In Living Armour. >>15058521 Houri a shit. When was the last time one was even mentioned? Boring, bland shit. Cupids have more going for them.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 19:57:02 No.15058538 >>15058521 Anon I understand your position but please don't bring up old shit that got the previous thread nuked. It already happened the last time before that one.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 19:57:03 No.15058537 File: 131 KB, 934x629, Yanderesword.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 19:57:04 No.15058539 File: 485 KB, 1312x1293, 1460309137336.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Whoever was fast enough to get this made, we're comrades now.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 19:57:28 No.15058548 >>15058521 Don't drag this shit into the new thread.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 19:58:03 No.15058549 >>15058532 In your underwear drawer. She likes the smell on her face.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 19:58:17 No.15058554 >>15058538 >got the previous thread nuked It was archived with no mod intervention. What are you talking about?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 19:58:34 No.15058557 File: 2.59 MB, 2480x3508, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 19:58:47 No.15058558 >>15058535 Is there any way you could go wrong with a holst?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 19:58:49 No.15058559 >>15058554 Anon likes to make things up

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 19:58:51 No.15058560 >>15058528 Well, if you say it like that, maybe I'll give her one of those snow globes with a planet inside. We can start with that and then we build up.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 19:59:24 No.15058562 >>15058537 PROMISES BROKEN LEAVES WORDS UNSPOKEN I'VE EVEN FORGOTTEN MY NAAAAAME

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 19:59:40 No.15058563 >>15058532 I like how the glow around her pussy acts as a natural censor. Though, I have to wonder why her upper arms look so tiny.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:00:22 No.15058566 >>15058537 Golly, she sure sounds like a nice lady. I better prepare for our date, I hope she likes Disney movies!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:00:25 No.15058568 >>15058558 A Holstaur that can't lactate.

>>	Maritan Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:00:43 No.15058570 File: 145 KB, 240x322, 53904859.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh hey, a new thread. Well, done with this one. Have some lewd everyone! Unless you don't like threesomes. http://i.imgur.com/vkNA3Pl.png Imma go take a nap.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:00:46 No.15058571 >>15058537 Is there such thing as an edgy font that's actually readable?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:01:28 No.15058576 >>15058563 >Though, I have to wonder why her upper arms look so tiny. it's because I can be mildly incompetent, thanks for pointing out tho!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:01:43 No.15058580 >>15058534 I haven't gushed about my waifu in ages, come to think of it. I remember back a fair time ago, when I still got the urge to just spontaneously write paragraphs about her. I haven't had that urge in a while now.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:01:50 No.15058582 >>15058557 That detail on her outfit is fuckin' nice.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:02:02 No.15058585 >>15058571 comic sans

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:02:04 No.15058586 >>15058570 brettygud/10

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:02:05 No.15058588 >>15058563 In relation to her lower half it looks scrawny in comparison. That's why alot of KC's drawing of lamia shaped monster girls typically have their bodies in loops and hands with large sleeves/hands to keep everything looking proportioned.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:02:06 No.15058587 >>15058570 BLACKBERRY FUCKMUFFIN

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:02:20 No.15058593 >>15058570 Mari has no ass. I'm not even joking, it just looks like it's flatter than a baphomet's chest. Is it the perspective and position? It just looks way too small.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:02:34 No.15058595 File: 274 KB, 1318x823, Sphynx.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm still surprised she didn't get much love nor art

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:02:52 No.15058597 >>15058576 Ah, nice to see you around Sub.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:03:06 No.15058599 >>15058570 Well done anon, nicely made.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:03:27 No.15058605 >>15058570 I like it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:03:33 No.15058607 >>15058595 I hate riddles

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:03:55 No.15058609 >>15058570 Mari's body is probably the plainest of any Lilim. Nice work on Deruella's though.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:03:56 No.15058610 >>15058570 When are you going to draw some more monstergirls that aren't lilims? That's the stuff from you I like the most, really.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:04:03 No.15058611 >>15058568 Oh that poor thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:04:58 No.15058620 >>15058595 The Apophis and Anubis/Pharoh got the lion's share of the attention.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:05:36 No.15058622 >>15058595 The only kinds of riddlecats I like are the tauric kind but Bob already ruined every opportunity for a story with one by being the token raid boss training dummy in Stormwind for the thread

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:06:11 No.15058625 >>15058607 What's small, scrawny, and likes it rough? Hint it's not me

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:06:17 No.15058626 File: 220 KB, 1000x893, 1447042842916.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15058595 I wish she was designed to look more like a proper liongirl with majestic eagle wings instead of a plain brown catgirl. Nice work either way Barb.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:06:27 No.15058629 >>15058597 thanks anon. I've been meaning to draw more for the thread but effort

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:06:46 No.15058635 File: 165 KB, 1280x720, 1460326670610.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Was /jp/ there for the advent of poor-moe? Which MG would best fit with the poor-moe archetype?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:07:50 No.15058643 >>15058635 >poor-moe Cute poorfags?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:07:54 No.15058645 >>15058626 That would have been far better indeed

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:08:30 No.15058647 File: 238 KB, 700x757, 5725818_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15058595 Shame the wings get omitted so often. http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=19687142

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:08:38 No.15058648 File: 571 KB, 1200x811, 1457324336082.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 'It's Winter.' 'It's Summer.' and 'It's Fall.' When?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:08:43 No.15058649 >>15058595 I'd have to agree with >>15058626 on the design. There really isn't much to her except being the Riddler turned into a werecat. I like the Sphinx anyways, though.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:08:55 No.15058651 File: 259 KB, 540x614, tumblr_o483c7efQr1re14vqo2_540.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15058629 No problem, I like your stuff.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:09:25 No.15058657 >>15058643 ojou-sama who's dad went bankrupt and now eats bread crusts for lunch. She thinks other people will look down on her and as a result isolates herself, so she has no friends.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:09:50 No.15058662 >>15058570 >>15058593 Yeah the ass needs work. Other than that it's great.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:09:52 No.15058663 >>15058635 Forgetting about Miyako from Hidamari Sketch?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:09:59 No.15058664 >>15058622 That's to be expected from him.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:10:18 No.15058666 >>15058568 Holsts that can't lactate need the most love. It's like a bald weresheep or an infertile echidna.

Maritan Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:10:31 No.15058668

>>15058609
I'm not sure about plain, but there's a body type for every person.
>>15058593
There are a lot of things in the way too, this wasn't exactly easy, that and I was rushing to get this done so I can finish a commission before more practice and hours at the studio.
There's a few inconsistencies in here too.
>>15058610
I have 3 more commissions to finish before I'm free.
2 of them should be other monsters if I remember right.
I just wanted to draw druella since I like the character and she's never had a full image before besides a ton of sketches by less.

Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:10:47 No.15058669

>>15058648
>It's Winter
>Guy's sitting on the stump while a Yuki-Onna and Glacies try to out-winter moé each other
>Wendigo-chan is up to her neck in snow going "Jiii~" to him
>Jotunn is squatting down, ruffling his hair
>Yetis are hugging his arms and legs

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:10:56 No.15058671 File: 332 KB, 1146x1365, Ghost.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Better post the two others while i'm at it Fat ghost butt

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:12:04 No.15058680 >>15058669 >Ushi-Oni is behind the tree again, waiting to strike, but wearing a nice scarf.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:12:12 No.15058682 >>15058657 She could converts those bread crusts into croutons if she can borrow the materials for it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:13:05 No.15058689 >>15058651 I think that Fox has had enough to drink.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:13:19 No.15058691 >>15058668 You were open for commissions?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:14:28 No.15058707 >>15058680 >It's Summer >Guy's on the stump >Ignis dancing in the air >Kitsch in an aloha shirt getting bugwrapped by the Ushi-Oni >Jub-Jub Jub-Jubbing

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:14:41 No.15058710 >>15058680 >Summer Ushi is wearing a swimming ring >Fall ushi has leaves on her head

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:15:04 No.15058714 >>15058671 The most important part about fat ghost ass is: Can it jiggle?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:15:09 No.15058715 File: 197 KB, 440x963, 1404094177462.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15058671 Ghosts are CUTE.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:15:16 No.15058717 >>15058668 Ah, if I knew you were open for commissions, I would've got one from you. Did you announce it to the thread?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:16:08 No.15058726 >>15058715 Do not sexualise the Moses Supposes

Maritan Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:16:27 No.15058730

>>15058691
Hell no, that's still the shit from way back...
That's what I get for being stupid and taking a crap ton of commissions.
You never know when your life is suddenly going to get insanely busy.
Probably why I'm only ever going to take 1 or 2 commissions at a time now when I do start again.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:16:37 No.15058731 >>15058671 I like ghost because they are spooky and turn human women into rapists which is an improvement for me.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:16:39 No.15058733 >>15058682 a friend tells her to do as such.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:19:01 No.15058747 >>15058647 >TFW no good Sphinx stories

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:19:18 No.15058750 If your favorite monstergirl can't beat you in an off-road race on a top of a ridge then she isn't worthy of becoming a waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:20:02 No.15058754 >>15058731 >turn human women into rapists Literally would never happen unless you're a beta Jap or a twig who has a fetish for that kind of thing. You have pretty bad taste.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:20:07 No.15058755 >>15058750 What if we're both bad drivers?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:20:08 No.15058756 File: 193 KB, 841x1200, 1234873624234.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15058747 We'll always have this though. http://exhentai.org/g/664977/84b3f5c7c7/

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:20:16 No.15058757 tfw no yandere weresheep to comfort me in my time of need

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:21:46 No.15058766 >>15058756 This was a pretty good story.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:21:59 No.15058768 >>15058754 Magic ghost strength buff or something.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:23:45 No.15058786 >>15058768 Still wouldn't help for shit, same with any other girl trying to do that shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:24:01 No.15058787 File: 424 KB, 599x459, 1445980186131.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What would Succubi birthed by Dhampirs look like?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:24:10 No.15058790 Sneks are love. They are life.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:24:32 No.15058795 >>15058755 Fine, duke it out in Motorstorm Pacific Rift.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:25:09 No.15058802 >>15058795 What if we both suck at videogames?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:26:41 No.15058811 File: 1.22 MB, 2271x1470, beach_xl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15058790 I agree anon

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:28:01 No.15058818 File: 362 KB, 688x1000, 1439003537127.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15058790 I like sneks they are really cute

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:28:25 No.15058819 >>15058802 Then GITGUD

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:28:26 No.15058820 >>15058537 What a good girl.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:29:00 No.15058822 File: 671 KB, 595x842, Sud (3.1) [S].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cute tired wock.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:29:35 No.15058827 File: 403 KB, 638x900, 1444271624837.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15058811 Monster Girls always have so much fun at the beach.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:29:37 No.15058828 File: 460 KB, 994x1490, oomukade.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm sure people will love me for this one

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:29:57 No.15058830 File: 496 KB, 604x647, 1454812670304.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15058819 >Git Gud >Not just prescribing them some get gooderall

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:30:38 No.15058835 >>15058822 Does Wock onee-sans "hoard" consist of fine art, literature, and photos of her otouto?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:30:55 No.15058837 >>15058828 Her legs look tiny and stubby

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:31:41 No.15058842 >>15058828 Daaamn, good work on her tattoos.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:32:05 No.15058844 >>15058790 There's only one snek that I like. http://i.imgur.com/cIe4x22.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:32:24 No.15058846 File: 2.73 MB, 2693x1728, jabber_trio_full_by_kuroonehalf-d9t2nn4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15058827 I want to take Miia and our friends to the beach!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:32:28 No.15058847 >>15058830 >get gooderall >Not advising your peers to perform improvements in their performance

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:32:30 No.15058848 >>15058828 More rapebug is always welcome.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:32:45 No.15058852 >>15058828 Very nice detail here. You know what you should draw? Kakuens.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:33:23 No.15058854 >>15058828 yeah thats great

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:33:31 No.15058855 File: 276 KB, 900x891, 1447897854257.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15058844

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:34:22 No.15058860 >>15058557 The Godiva Hair is a nice touch. >>15058562 I like Red Sun.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:34:23 No.15058859 >>15058664 Well, I don't care for most of his stuff but that one thing with the Egyptian Gods has left me Triggered McShiggidy-Diggered

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:34:29 No.15058862 >>15058787 Anything that comes from a Dhampir is shit.

Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:34:40 No.15058865

>>15058827
>You'll never make a giant girl this happy at the price of exhaustion due to never being able to catch up with her
>You'll never eventually git gud at it and manage to keep up with her whenever she wants to go for a walk
>You'll never unknowingly beat Usain Bolt's speed record everytime you go on a jog with her

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:34:59 No.15058866 >>15058852 How about a Kakuen dressed like Kakyoin?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:35:32 No.15058867 >>15058855 No thanks, I don't like Lamina.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:36:07 No.15058868 >>15058862 Even a vampire daughteru?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:36:19 No.15058869 >>15058867 They're Lamias you knob.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:36:37 No.15058871 >>15058866 Why Kakyoin?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:36:54 No.15058872 >>15058846 >That Jab and Wock kek

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:37:37 No.15058876 >>15058869 No shut up, you don't see anything wrong with my post.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:37:56 No.15058877 >>15058869 I think it was a pun, Anon. Lamina means blade in portuguese.

Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:39:30 No.15058882

>>15058835
Of course, but she hides that in her secret treasure room, for security reasons. Just pull the leftmost book on the shelf in her study and you'll be in her otouto room. Just don't go in while she's in there, you might catch her in an embarrassing position.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:40:52 No.15058889 >>15058877 Yeah sure, let's go with that so I look like less of a moron.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:42:42 No.15058896 >>15058868 I wasn't actually serious. Dhampirs arent that bad. They're still worse than vampires though

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:42:44 No.15058897 >>15058866 Not him, but they have nothing in common.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:43:09 No.15058900 >>15058871 The names are similar.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:43:25 No.15058901 >>15058896 >They're still worse than vampires though That's wrong, Vampires are way worse.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:44:03 No.15058904 >>15058896 >>15058901 Both girls are good in their own way.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:44:35 No.15058907 >>15058811 That's a big snek.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:45:13 No.15058910 >>15058901 hahahahahahahha

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:45:23 No.15058912 >>15058907 For you.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:46:09 No.15058915 >>15058904 Vampires are awful women. At least Dhampirs don't treat you like trash.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:46:13 No.15058916 File: 88 KB, 292x697, 1452889602647.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Which Undead species has the best ass?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:47:17 No.15058923 >>15058915 You're wrong, Vampires make for the best yandere motherus.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:47:21 No.15058924 >>15058811 Damn. I want to take Miia to the beach.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:47:38 No.15058925 >>15058901 Nope

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:47:57 No.15058928 >>15058923 Vampires are shit wives and even worse mothers.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:48:56 No.15058930 >>15058916 Wight. for luxuriousness. Ghoul for tightness.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:49:08 No.15058931 File: 594 KB, 1012x1126, 1456718146519.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15058916 I will hunt down the Anon who posts anything implying that Wight ass is anything but top shelf

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:50:24 No.15058934 >>15058916 The one I like the most. >>15058931 Wight is not top shelf since it's all opinions.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:50:41 No.15058935 >>15058915 >>15058928 Dhampir pls go

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:50:55 No.15058936 He's doing the Kejouro. https://picarto.tv/kuroonehalf

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:50:55 No.15058937 >>15058916 More Abigail when

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:51:22 No.15058939 >>15058934 >The one I like the most. It's clear as day that you like all Undead.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:51:33 No.15058941 >>15058934 I will find you.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:52:52 No.15058948 >>15058916 Jiangshi

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:53:06 No.15058949 File: 464 KB, 1385x625, 1457732445403.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Seriously though. Where are the pictures of hellhounds with braids and/or ponytails?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:53:25 No.15058952 File: 496 KB, 1187x881, 1459019612707.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15058936 Ahh, the cheongsam Kejourou? I have to admit that this guys style works well both cute AND lewd stuff.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:53:47 No.15058954 >>15058787 >"I GOTTA RESCUE MY BOYFRIEND!"

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:54:29 No.15058958 >>15058949 They don't exist yet.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:54:39 No.15058960 >>15058952 >Those thighs THICK

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:55:25 No.15058963 >>15058939 No actually, I don't like Vampires, Jiangshi, Ghouls or Will-O-Wisps. >>15058941 What would you do if you found me anon? Rant about how I should give a shit about your opinions?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:56:20 No.15058967 >>15058963 Absolutely that. Respect my opinions you philistine.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:56:26 No.15058968 WIGHT IS TIGHT

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:56:29 No.15058969 >>15058949 >Wanting more Hellhounds art. Either do it yourself or smash your skull against a wall.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:57:29 No.15058974 >>15058916 Wight. The only way it'll even be a contest is if you account for a Lich doing precision body modification work to sculpt herself dat ass.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:57:30 No.15058975 >>15058967 Nah, your opinions are shit and I don't want to respect them.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 20:59:09 No.15058990 File: 172 KB, 703x1200, 1422478711954.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15058968 That is right.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:00:24 No.15058996 File: 136 KB, 1155x692, 1546907456564.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15058969 Oh yeah baby, that's how daddy likes it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:00:41 No.15058999 >>15058969 Upset your low-tier bitch ain't got no art? How about YOU do it yourself or else stop complaining about better girls.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:02:47 No.15059009 >>15058828 Nice job. Oomukades are already high on my list of mgs, and I have to thank you for this rendition of the cuddlebug.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:03:44 No.15059013 >>15058996 >>15058999 Don't give the sodium chloride cardinal attention.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:04:42 No.15059016 >>15058975 Fine then. We'll agree to disagree. You're still a feg.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:04:46 No.15059018 >>15058999 The only low tier girls are Manticores and Hellhounds aside from the obvious picks. Ushi Onis are so much better it's not even funny.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:05:29 No.15059019 File: 120 KB, 900x683, 1460336729381.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15058669 Awawa

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:05:47 No.15059020 >>15059016 You're the fucking feg.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:07:29 No.15059031 >>15059019 Hey there little one, do you need help getting up?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:09:46 No.15059040 I want to paint a sleeping Dragon's scales!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:10:10 No.15059042 File: 66 KB, 900x683, 1460337010607.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15059019 :^) >>15059020 Yeah well you're the new Ovaries

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:10:21 No.15059043 >>15059040 That's illegal unless it's safe body paint. Even then she won't be happy.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:11:39 No.15059047 >>15059043 Then I'll paint a Wurm instead, since they aren't grumpy!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:11:50 No.15059049 >>15059042 Oh shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:12:09 No.15059052 >>15059019 >[X] Dump more snow on her

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:12:14 No.15059054 >>15059042 Dumb spider is going to freeze. Gonna have to rape her and make sure she learns not to do something so stupid.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:12:52 No.15059058 >>15059047 Grumpy Dragons are the best! I want to tease one and lay in her lap! I want to cuddle her!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:12:53 No.15059059 >>15059040 I want to sneak into the lair of a big, scary Black Dragon and paint her scales in a flamboyant rainbow of colors. Then the next village she tries to intimidate won't be able to stop laughing at her.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:13:15 No.15059060 >>15059042 You're a fucking nerd.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:13:54 No.15059067 >>15059060 Yeah well you masturbate to 3DPD

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:14:07 No.15059070 >>15058969 Sounds like someone's got diaper-rash.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:15:13 No.15059076 File: 122 KB, 700x396, h8ZN4rN.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15059031

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:15:26 No.15059077 >>15059067 You're a dumb poophead.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:15:43 No.15059082 >>15059054 Ushi-Oni probably don't give a fuck about cold weather.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:16:08 No.15059084 >>15059076 [Wendigo Barking Noises]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:17:20 No.15059094 >>15059082 Their blood does kinda boil so... yeah.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:18:25 No.15059099 >>15059082 They probably do give a fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:18:55 No.15059102 File: 92 KB, 500x537, NopkEAg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15059084

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:19:13 No.15059104 >>15057664 Still requesting

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:19:41 No.15059106 >>15059077 Yeah well your mom

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:20:21 No.15059108 File: 290 KB, 1000x1000, 1434955922062.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15059099 Their nipples probably perk up more often than not.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:20:59 No.15059109 >>15059106 Yeah well your dad and mom.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:21:34 No.15059115 >>15059109 Yeah well The Dude abides

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:21:42 No.15059116 >>15059106 >>15059109 Knock it off.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:22:01 No.15059121 >>15059108 The spidercow is still getting raped.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:22:16 No.15059125 >>15059109 >>15059106 Oh shit this is getting real >>15059115 Your Dudeness has arrived

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:24:09 No.15059131 File: 32 KB, 700x378, thedude.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15059125 >>15059125

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:25:01 No.15059137 >>15059131 Don't waste images on shitposting.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:25:04 No.15059138 File: 462 KB, 1000x1000, Dalea2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Well I might not win the contest but at least I got a cute harpy out of it Did you think this post was just to shill my new oc? Hell naw requests are open

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:25:48 No.15059142 File: 97 KB, 510x1050, 1460337948051.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15058508 Head Librarian

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:26:21 No.15059146 File: 128 KB, 528x421, 1459824093667.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Loli Mindflayers are cute.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:26:30 No.15059148 I need BIG wurm hips Like that pic with the pie

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:26:37 No.15059149 >>15059138 I would fuck that bird. I guess the harpy in front of it is kind of okay too.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:27:36 No.15059152 >>15059137 Oh boy it's the No-Fun-Allowed thread police.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:27:39 No.15059153 File: 853 KB, 1868x1816, Holstarachne.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15059138 A massive tiddied MGE Arachne wearing a Holstaurs top. I wanna see how big you can draw your tiddies.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:27:44 No.15059154 >>15059148 That Wurm is a menace. No pie is safe from her.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:28:27 No.15059160 >>15059146 Mindflayers are not to be trusted no matter the size. Loli Liches are much cuter.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:30:38 No.15059172 File: 516 KB, 800x1281, 7bce03a9544a_5B31255E_034_thumb.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] which horn-style is best?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:30:40 No.15059174 >>15059152 >Spamming the thread's worst meme since Bob is "fun" Please, tell me more about how wasting images and endlessly braying "Bummerc man" is worth this thread's attention. I'm dying to hear.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:31:25 No.15059177 File: 151 KB, 500x727, kagerou daze.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are there any manga about monster girls who are married and have a family?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:31:38 No.15059179 >>15059172 all are best

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:32:06 No.15059183 >>15059172 2 and are best. >>15059160 Wrong! Mindflayer lolis are squishy and adorable.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:32:23 No.15059185 >>15059152 Using The Dude for the sake of shitposting doesn't sound like a fun activity in all honesty.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:32:52 No.15059187 >>15059172 3 and 11 are best, perfect handlebars.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:33:09 No.15059189 >>15059154 That wurm had the most delicious hips in the world, worth feeding as many pies as she wants to make them If only I could have seen her giant wurm booty too

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:33:24 No.15059190 >>15059177 Hell Teacher Nube has an arc with one I think

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:33:53 No.15059194 >>15059183 While they are squishy Mindflayers only act adorable to lure you in.

Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:33:55 No.15059196

>>15059138
You're taking requests?

In that case, would you draw something with a phoenix (it can definitely be Fiora, if you want) and a thunderbird making a lighting and fire spectacle in the sky?

Or maybe a hellhound and a raiju doing the same thing on ground, summoning up electricity and hellfire. Something cool like that.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:34:02 No.15059197 >>15059174 It's just the shitposters up to their usual faggotry. They do or post something they know pisses people off and then act like they're being unfairly singled out for it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:34:27 No.15059201 >>15059172 2 or 4

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:36:59 No.15059212 >>15059131 I'm all for posting the Dude on occasion but please delete off-topic images afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:37:12 No.15059215 >>15059138 A jinko ready to pounce her prey

Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:38:01 No.15059221
File: 130 KB, 446x600, huh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>15059153
The one in your pic or the classic MGE one?

>>15059196
The first one is something I have wanted to do with my harpy OCs, so that'll come eventually. I might try the hellhound/raiju one then

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:38:42 No.15059226 >>15059138 A Lich masturbating violently with a deadpan expression

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:39:11 No.15059233 >>15059190 If I was asking about arcs, that would already be covered with the one I posted.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:39:21 No.15059235 >>15059221 The classic MGE for that fine-ass ponytail.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:39:43 No.15059236 How many draw/writefags have died since mid 2014?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:40:39 No.15059242 Gimme a stronk MG to write about and maybe you'll get a short

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:40:47 No.15059244 File: 142 KB, 1000x1000, 5iBM0jG.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15059138 Miia and daughter cuddling with me/darling

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:41:46 No.15059251 >>15059242 Forgot to mention + a basic premise

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:42:11 No.15059255 >>15059236 >writefags >dying They just post less frequently. Updating once a week is a bad idea and they all eventually work this out and write in more manageable timeframes.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:42:37 No.15059258 File: 35 KB, 360x360, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15059236 I wonder how many people who browsed in these threads have died, total.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:42:42 No.15059259 >>15059236 There's no writefags of value who died if that's your question

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:43:24 No.15059262 >>15059242 Buff intimidating Kikimora She discovers her master's penis is tiny and laughs at it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:43:49 No.15059264 >>15059262 Oh you.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:43:49 No.15059265 >>15059242 >>15059251 We never got that /fit/ electra complex jabberwock story, so maybe that? Jabberwock getting /fit/ to seduce dad.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:45:15 No.15059272 >>15059258 As in, actually have died? That's a depressing thought. >>15059259 Are you implying all the writefags are shit again?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:45:30 No.15059274 >>15059172 Dear antlers and fleshy unicorn are best.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:45:40 No.15059275 >>15059242 Minotaur and an Anon of equal strength wresting and ending in missionary hatesex.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:46:17 No.15059278 >>15059153 Seconding this.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:48:26 No.15059287 >>15059272 I didn't say anything about them being shit, I'm saying ever since ParkedBuggy passed away I don't really care to say that I've genuinely given a shit about writefags who've legit died instead of post infrequently.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:48:54 No.15059291 >>15059258 I died four and a half years ago on the operating table but I'm okay now. Get rekt humanfuckers.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:49:30 No.15059295 >>15059236 rip crayonanon

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:50:28 No.15059299 >>15059295 He just made something two threads ago.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:51:52 No.15059304 >>15059287 If there was a vote on what unfinished story should be completed I'd be very surprised if that wasn't top of the list.

Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:52:12 No.15059308

>>15059272
Yeah. I wonder what the actual statistics are on amount people in these threads dying over time.
You'd probably have to take the average age of people who use this site, their distribution by country, and look up the individual mortality rates for that age group and those most common countries (likely America, Canada and the UK). Then take an average of it all.

With amount of people who usually post in these threads, maybe around 100, you could probably work out the rate per day. I expect it'd be a pretty small decimal, though.
To be a bit more pessimistic, you could convert that number to show one death per arbitrary unit of time, such as month, six month span, and so on.

It wouldn't be very accurate I imagine, but hey. It's something to think about.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:52:36 No.15059310 >>15059194 Except they aren't acting.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:52:46 No.15059312 >>15059299 post it

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:53:35 No.15059316 >>15059312 I don't have it, but I'm sure someone here does.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:55:07 No.15059325 >>15059304 >>15059304 If I could offer the blood of ABBN to bring him back I would

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:55:07 No.15059326 >>15059291 Did you see a cute angel or ghost girl while you were clinically dead?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:55:48 No.15059332 >>15059310 They completely are.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:55:57 No.15059335 File: 2.86 MB, 640x360, kagerou daze 2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who is the most philosophical monster girl?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:56:17 No.15059338 >>15059242 I'd suggest Jinko, but...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:57:45 No.15059352 >>15059325 >ABBN Bob and Nega are two halves of that, I'm guessing. But the other two?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 21:58:54 No.15059358 >>15059352 Alp and Bollocks I'm assuming.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 22:00:08 No.15059365 >>15059325 >>15059352 >>15059358 >ABBN You people made an acronym for them now? And you finally added Alp in it? What was his final fuckup?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 22:00:17 No.15059367 >>15059352 Alp obviously and Bollocks, who I really don't think belongs there. There are far worse writefags out there, like Sukera Ikeda or however that chuuni name is spelt.

Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 22:02:40 No.15059381

>>15059358
Don't see the problem with Alp. His writing isn't spectacular, but it's in no way offensively bad.

With Bollocks, we need to create a machine that splits him into two: the part of him that posts in these threads, and the part of him that actually writes stories on Pastebin.
Then we shoot the thread posting one, but let the storymaking one go on his way.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 22:03:11 No.15059384 File: 468 KB, 1091x710, 1460340191321.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I bet chuuni "Loli Puncher" anon couldn't take anyone in this picture! Not a one!

Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 22:04:42 No.15059391

>>15059365
>finally added
He's been there forever. I don't know why those guys are the unholy four either, there are other faggots just as bad. MachineAnon and his ego rampage, Nyanon with his shitposting and CTOA destruction, Inarikitsune just being InariKitsune, Quicksilver depending on who you're talking to for the diaper story and most recently Historianon for having a big tantrum when anons criticized him.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 22:06:58 No.15059404 >>15059326 It convinced me that the many-worlds interpretation is true. It's how I got here from the Berenstein universe.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 22:07:14 No.15059406 >>15059391 Geez Is there anyone who doesn't end up sharing mutual hate with this place?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 22:08:43 No.15059417 >>15059406 Nope. This thread is the Scotland of 4chan.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 22:08:50 No.15059418 File: 332 KB, 694x800, 26055914_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 22:09:43 No.15059423 >>15059335 Hakutaku-sensei always says wise things.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 22:09:53 No.15059425 >>15059406 ThunderBrother left before that had a chance of happening. Good on him.

Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 22:11:52 No.15059435

>>15059404
Quantum Immortality.
Essetially, every time someone dies, there's always a possible future where they didn't. In theory everyone might perceive a world where they die of old age. That friend you had who died in that car crash when you were 12? He might actually still exist, perceiving a world in which you guys both go out for drinks every weekend.

It's a fucking weird and creepy theory, and one that can't even be proven so it's seen more of a fringe science than anything.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 22:12:32 No.15059439 >>15059418 I want to take shelter in her gradient tail fur.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 22:13:18 No.15059442 >>15059418 Amazing chest, lovely eyes, and outright divine ears. I would spend all day just worshipping her body with mine.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 22:13:46 No.15059445 File: 214 KB, 875x875, 1458429656197.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15059381 >Planaria splitting

Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 22:14:19 No.15059449

>>15059425
Yeah, he made the right decision to quit when he did. Now he'll be remembered fondly for being a good writefag and having no real baggage attached to him. I still don't think he's going to become an actual author, but it's always good to have dreams I guess

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 22:16:28 No.15059456 >>15058828 Thank you, thank you from the botttom of my heart and soul.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 22:16:48 No.15059461 >>15059445 >read that as Plantera splitting Damn that was a tedious boss. Hard mode Terraria had such bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 22:19:58 No.15059467 >>15059461 Honestly that game after all these years still feels like it's missing content, it's been years and there is still not boss specific regions for sand and snow and enemies don't seem to want to fight each other for supremacy.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 22:20:31 No.15059469 >>15059391 >>15059406 There are a lot of writefags who didn't become egotistical moronic faggots too.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 22:20:49 No.15059471 >>15059384 I could take all of them!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 22:22:36 No.15059477 >>15059265 I'm not familiar with whatever you are talking about. Tell me more.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 22:23:43 No.15059480 >>15059467 Man if the number of patches they've released post-release isn't enough I'm really not sure what you're looking for.

Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 22:23:56 No.15059481

>>15059435
I remember Alan Wake had a silly little moment in its not-Twilight Zone Easter egg. The "episode" had a guy who made a machine which could influence probability, making sure to always trigger the event in which he would survive. To prove it, he pulled a gun to his head and shot himself, but it was a blank every time. Then I think the machine was unplugged, and he died horribly.

The thing is with quantum death/immortality, you can't just apply it to moments of death. In the eyes of the universe, wherever or not you live or die is completely arbitrary and meaningless.

So if such a thing is true, you need to expand and apply it to quite literally every moment of time. Not just human death. So every single branching possibility, splitting off into an infinite number of variable events, for every single infinitely small area of space happening in every infinitely small unit of time. Every single sub-sub-sub-sub-component of every subatomic particle undergoes quantum branching every unit of Planck time.

And that is absolutely impossible to comprehend.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 22:25:57 No.15059491 >>15059480 Like I said bosses for every region. That's literally the last thing I need from this game other than other enemy types attacking each other to create the illusion of an ecosystem. That and mod support.

Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 22:26:50 No.15059494

>>15059467
>enemies don't seem to want to fight each other for supremacy.
That's most games in general. For instance, I was playing the Bloodmoon expansion for Morrowind the other day and there are roughly five enemies per few square meters for some annoying reason. And yet regardless of whether they're insane berserkers, rieklings, wolves, bears, smugglers, the undead draugr or fryse hags (basically a coven of crazed lesbian mages) they'll all merrily live in harmony and even work together to beat your face in.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 22:28:01 No.15059496 >>15059494 >This land is peaceful, its inhabitants kind

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 22:28:29 No.15059498 >>15059496 Wheel skeleton girl when?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 22:28:48 No.15059500 >>15059469 Did the guy who made the operator story ever make do the epilogue? What about the Dietrich guy?

Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 22:29:49 No.15059503

>>15059491
Eh weird asks (aside from mod support, everyone's been screaming for that forever) but I wouldn't be mad if they release even more. Nor will I be surprised if they do. Definitely see at least some small content addition prior to Terraria 2 release.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 22:31:49 No.15059510 >>15059500 >operator story Peterdnzl? He said he was making an epilogue, but I think he's busy with real life. I hope he comes back, because his other story idea seemed cool too. >Dietrich guy I have no idea what this is.

Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 22:32:25 No.15059511

>>15059477
Someone long ago was gonna make a Laska and Me story, only the anon gets a jabberwock daughteru instead of a cheshire. And instead of the daughteru losing her dad to another monster girl and eventually to cancer, she'd get fit to win over and fuck/marry her dad.

Naturally like all good ideas in this thread it was never made.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 22:32:56 No.15059515 >>15059469 Name one.

Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 22:33:10 No.15059519

>>15059494
Just made stuff like the random fights between groups when you were wandering around in the later Fallouts all the better.

>Dicking around
>Enclave Vertibird camp
>Three troopers and their pet deathclaw against raiders and a mutant grizzly bear

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 22:33:36 No.15059522 >>15059515 Me.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 22:34:48 No.15059526 >>15059511 I've never read Laska and Me and it sounds like something that would take a long time to write properly, not something suitable for a short.

Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 22:35:32 No.15059530

>>15059510
I think the Dietrich story was an edgy greentext that anons had no problems with because the guy wasn't killing monstergirls.
It was basically a reverse version of Lanternon's current story only not as good.

I might be wrong, but I definitely remember a story about that.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 22:36:10 No.15059533 >>15059526 Just write an Anon walking in on his daughteru weight lifting and then getting raped. There you go, short story.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 22:36:10 No.15059534 >>15059511 >adopted daughteru dicking I can dig that Usagi_drop.jpg

Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 22:38:01 No.15059538

>>15059526
It's not. What he's forgetting is that Laska and Me rode on the coattails of that Manticore with a dad that had cancer story. So the Jabberwock thing is extra pointless. I can't even think why it's been brought up out of nowhere the a few times the last couple months unless the guy doing it is the one who had the idea.

>This is such a great idea guys
>Somebody should totally write this guys
>Why isn't this brilliance recognized guys?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 22:38:30 No.15059540 >>15059498 How would she even rape when there's a wheel between her legs

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 22:40:55 No.15059550 >>15059084 If Wendigos bark, then what sound does a Yeti make?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 22:41:00 No.15059551 >>15059540 Vagina wheel.

Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 22:41:42 No.15059554

>>15059515
Ok, here are a few.
Captain, Peterdnzl, Penywise, Abbigawah (not sure on the spelling of his fucking weird name) PRW, Punaldin, Averageanon, Grub

Just from the top of my head and I don't think any of them have caused any faggotry. There's a load more in the list but I'd have to look.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 22:42:29 No.15059557 File: 447 KB, 1050x1050, yeti.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15059550 "Hug?"

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 22:43:22 No.15059558 >>15059550 Crazed giggling as they slowly corner their next victim.

Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 22:43:57 No.15059561

>>15059538
>I can't even think why it's been brought up out of nowhere the a few times the last couple months unless the guy doing it is the one who had the idea.
I think you're being a bit paranoid there. This thread has tons of old ideas floating around that get resurfaced every now and then. There used to be some guy keeping track of all the never ever ideas in a pastebin, don't know what happened to him.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 22:45:07 No.15059567 >>15059558 She >>15059557 doesn't look very crazed at all, I'm gonna give her a hug!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 22:47:00 No.15059574 >>15059554 I'd say quite literally every writefag on the Pastebin writefag lost who hasn't been mentioned in this thread already, too. It's a fact that our memories are biased to only really recall bad events. It's just how people work.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 22:48:38 No.15059581 >>15059554 Not a single person you just listed is not a egotistical moronic faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 22:50:08 No.15059588 File: 155 KB, 850x601, e8ae1cb198c3048e85704da4eb76a7ff.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15059534 Daughteru Dicking is OK if she's adopted and hits on you, right?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 22:50:57 No.15059591 >I was warned for telling the "Bummer man" shitposter to stop wasting images What. Has the janitor finally lost their marbles completely?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 22:51:01 No.15059592 >>15059588 Daughteru dicking is acceptable but undesirable in that case

Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 22:51:30 No.15059593

>>15059561
There's zero merit to bemoaning an undone copy of a copy of a copy. Just scrap it and do something new. Nobody ever used any of those never ever ideas either because quite frankly, they weren't good enough to be picked up in the first place. That old pastebin was a shrine to failed pitches. Not even because they were bad, but because they were so generic or uninteresting they just weren't worth the time and the effort to flesh out.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 22:52:23 No.15059595 >>15059561 Recap Anon? He's the one who kept that Pastebin.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 22:52:25 No.15059596 >>15059588 Daughteru dicking is always okay

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 22:52:45 No.15059598 >>15059588 'If'? In that case you have literally zero excuses not to be giving her your D.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 22:53:09 No.15059600 >>15059588 I can absolutely dig it in that case. I would be absolutely taken aback, though. Wouldn't she want someone her own age?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 22:53:35 No.15059601 >>15059591 Remember we're getting a new crop of Jannies in. There's always strange shit that happens until they settle in.

Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 22:54:37 No.15059604

>>15059593
>Nobody ever used any of those never ever ideas either because quite frankly, they weren't good enough to be picked up in the first place
That's not true, there are plenty of great monster girl things we'll never get. For example, Komodo onee-chan art.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 22:54:57 No.15059608 File: 857 KB, 691x950, Yeti_girl_web.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15059558 HUG

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 22:55:30 No.15059612 >>15059581 What

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 22:56:10 No.15059618 >>15059588 Sure, why not. Just don't end a manga that way.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 22:57:15 No.15059620 >>15059608 I'm going to instill all the power of a dark matter into a yeti so she can be like the hugbot from this comic http://pbfcomics.com/115/

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 22:57:27 No.15059622 >>15059612 Best ignore him at this point, mate. It's clear that he's just trying to be hateful of writefags regardless of who they are.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 22:57:49 No.15059624 >>15059530 Dietritch was about a guy who was the friend of the MC. You know, that one token dude who never gets recognition he deserves. It was more of a comedy I think

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:00:04 No.15059635 File: 219 KB, 790x720, gazer BB sporty.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wife is looking pretty sporty. Sex is basically cardio, right?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:00:21 No.15059637 File: 150 KB, 1000x541, monkeyspawHQ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15059604 >Komodo onee-chan art You already got that from Alp. WHAT IS YOUR SECOND WISH?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:01:13 No.15059642 >>15059530 I don't get why people call Dietrich edgy, is it because he's actually a competent protagonist for once?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:01:59 No.15059645 Name something more adorable than your puppy daughteru, who still has her eyes shut giving you a lick on the nose as you try to eskimo kiss her chubby baby tummy.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:02:36 No.15059648 File: 488 KB, 1021x1136, 1447098587597.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15059592 >undesirable Calling your daughteru undesirable will just make her awkward and despise her mom for keeping your dick away from her

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:03:17 No.15059651 >>15059648 Well she can fuck off and find her own husband, I'm taken

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:03:35 No.15059652 >>15059620 >little yeti daughteru laying face down on the ground with arms out saying she's "hugging the whole world"

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:03:44 No.15059655 File: 1.42 MB, 1280x720, 1442094240636.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15059635 Sex is the best cardio Usually Miia and i wouldn't be moving all too much i think, a lot of slow hugging sex

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:03:50 No.15059657 >>15059635 Actually yeah sex is cardio, unless you're in certain positions you're not doing any form of resistance training.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:04:48 No.15059666 >>15059648 She's going to her room for making such a bad OC.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:04:51 No.15059668 >>15059637 For all dead drawfags and writefags to come back, with the writing abilities of half decent published writers and artists.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:06:03 No.15059674 >Hair growth tonic made from extra strong mamano pours onto Sheep >She is now a giant puffball of fluff and wool >But the tonic made it so soft, it's like a giant pillow Can you resist nap temptations?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:06:41 No.15059679 >>15059668 They are already all here with the abilities you describe, just not doing any work because they lack motivation. WHAT IS YOUR FINAL WISH?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:06:58 No.15059682 >>15059655 >>15059657 I actually have pretty shitty lungs so I don't think I'd be able to go for that long without dealing with a lot of chest pain. We'd probably just do it slowly.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:07:04 No.15059684 >>15059668 Trader Anon now makes everyone a chubby chaser because of his improved writing ability

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:08:28 No.15059692 >>15059679 For Alp to get kidnapped and brought to some middle eastern country as a boytoy wife to suffer and we never have to see him in these threads again.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:09:38 No.15059699 >>15059674 >Big, fluffy pillow that hugs back She wouldn't even have to try to get me.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:11:05 No.15059711 >>15059684 So long as he's not saying that the morbidly obese is a healthy life style and equating health fitness to anorexia/eternal hunger I can live with THICK.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:11:31 No.15059717 >>15059692 YOUR WISH IS GRANTED! Alp's elfland will soon be a middle eastern country. And that's how anon caused the migrant crisis with his monkey paw.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:11:45 No.15059719 File: 655 KB, 1060x1500, 1449460271516.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Uh oh, you made the owner and proprietor of the Monster Girl Geisha Service mad! How will you make it up to her?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:12:34 No.15059723 >>15059668 I haven't been here in over a year. Coming back now would be far too awkward.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:12:41 No.15059725 >>15059719 Sex? Sex solve everything right?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:13:36 No.15059728 >>15058537 Now that I take a better look at her, she's pretty thick In a good way, I mean

Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:14:33 No.15059730

>>15059635
Sex can be pretty strenuous when you're not lying down, usually depending on the specific position.
Have you ever tried standing sex while holding someone up against a wall? You will not be able to hold out long in either your legs or your arms unless you've put considerable time into endurance training.

Also, has that gazer made those spats out of her own gazer-goo?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:14:58 No.15059733 >>15059719 Working off the debt as one of her whores.

Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:15:49 No.15059737
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>>15059725
>>15059733
Come on Anons, surely you have more self respect then this right? Do you really want to whore yourself out and make yourself a slave to rich old monster girls?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:16:03 No.15059739 >>15059723 Don't worry, no one's gonna judge you or care. Just enjoy the act of writing and maybe develop a work ethic.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:16:35 No.15059743 >>15059719 Be the man-slave of all her girls and tend to their non- sexual needs for a while.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:16:39 No.15059744 >>15059719 Apologize.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:17:22 No.15059749 >>15059737 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:18:07 No.15059752 >>15058828 I like her face

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:18:10 No.15059753 >>15059737 It'd be an interesting experience plus having sex with top class monster girls would be nice. Until they realize you suck at sex, unless that's their thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:18:23 No.15059755 >>15059723 agreed, it's super awkward

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:21:21 No.15059768 >>15058969 Don't you mean 'jump off a bridge/cliff'? Anybody still got that screenshot?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:21:50 No.15059772 >>15059768 Jump into a pit of Spikes, I think it was.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:23:01 No.15059775 >>15059730 No, it would get everywhere. She makes sure to clean up first. By having me lick all of her goo off of her whole body beforehand.

Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:23:21 No.15059777
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are you guys missing me?
I've been involved with another project for a bit.

had some spare time so I did a cursed sword transprent / semitransparent mod.

Your current fag who does the pngs is ok, but there are some that have white around the edges and in the corners. Gotta take the time and love 'em like KC did (why I never did the loli shit)

Wish I could have added this in full 3600 pix glory, but 4mb file size limit, so back to 1200 pix it goes...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:24:58 No.15059783 >>15059737 I would

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:25:56 No.15059785 >>15059737 so what does she want?

Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:26:10 No.15059786
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>>15059749
>>15059783
Some of them might be fat.

Some of them might be mean.

Some of them might be fat AND mean.

Please Anon, you're young, you have a full life ahead of you. You don't want to life of a prostitute slave, waiting in a room while rich old high class monster girls pay your owner for a night with you. Constantly having to please rich old monster girls (and sometimes their daughters, friends, or even whole groups of them at once), letting them have their way with you.

There's still hope you can have a normal life, get a normal job, and have a nice human housewife instead.

>>15059753
I'm sure some are less interested in what you'll do for them, but rather what they can do to you.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:26:41 No.15059787 >>15059054 >>15059082 They're extremely well insulated. Just look at their fur, they're like arachnid Yaks.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:26:55 No.15059789 File: 245 KB, 1000x1000, Spikes..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15059772 ?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:27:46 No.15059793 >>15059786 Some of those things are actually my fetish so I'd be more than willing to satisfy some of those old ladies.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:29:00 No.15059797 >>15059172 2, 4, 8, 8, 11

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:29:15 No.15059801 >>15059789 >all named Spike oh fuggg

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:29:45 No.15059803 >>15059775 I'm pretty sure a gazer would be able to make her goo viscous and stable to the point where it seems vulcanised. But licking it off of her, inch by inch, in tongue-width columns around her thighs, ass and crotch sounds goddamn wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:30:00 No.15059805 >>15059787 They're still dumb as rocks.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:30:48 No.15059806 File: 398 KB, 1080x1920, 1447466111994.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"...Mofu? ...Yeah...I got your "mofu" right here, kiddo." What do?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:31:02 No.15059808 >>15059789 >that little anubis making the kissy face in the middle Aww.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:31:04 No.15059809 >>15059801 It's anon falling into a pit of Spikes

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:32:05 No.15059814 >>15059806 Pound that fat Hellhound butt from behind while rubbing her tail against my face.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:33:53 No.15059819 Which MG would you want to mother you? Like raise you from childhood all the way to adulthood. Would you let her groom you to be her perfect husbando?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:34:03 No.15059820 >>15059806 Reminder that she's pooping out her own tail.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:34:05 No.15059821 >>15059809 I got it

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:35:06 No.15059825 >>15059819 Holst, Inari and Jurogomo seem the most motherly, but no, I'm a musclefag, and I wants a jinko or oni

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:35:20 No.15059827 >>15059806 say she's not fluffy enough and then laugh at her with the inari class rep

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:35:52 No.15059830 >>15059786 But I want those things. I want to sell my own body to make a living. I want all those lady to do filthy degrading things to me. I want to feel wanted, even if it's just for a night.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:35:55 No.15059831 >>15059406 Check the spreadsheet on the masterlist, there's like 50+ guys on it. Having ~5 get shit on regularly is perfectly reasonable, since studies show that roughly 10% of the population are faggots.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:36:18 No.15059833 >>15059820 Her tail comes from the base of her spine, she's just so THICC that her butt covers it.

Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:36:26 No.15059834

>>15059821
Are you sure? It's sort of a play on words, if you will. Because the collars with dogtags labelled spike allude to all of them sharing the same name, you see. And spike can be a colloquial term for a large sharp protrusion, which is a trope in certain kinds of films. You following me?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:36:54 No.15059837 >>15059819 Jinko, a family of chuffs sounds great. But no.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:37:22 No.15059838 >>15059819 Too many to think of that I'd let raise me, but to answer the second question: Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:38:06 No.15059843 >>15059825 >Jurogomo seem the most motherly >the girl who turns into a vicious rapist every night is motherly

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:39:00 No.15059846 >>15059554 Don't reply to a post like that, Anon. The guy is clearly trying to start shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:39:20 No.15059848 >>15059843 I'm surprised people even remember that spider.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:39:22 No.15059849 >>15059717 Are there delicious brown alps wearing genie pants in elfland?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:39:48 No.15059851 >>15059834 actually, no, you lost me. Explain further. >>15059843 what's your point?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:40:17 No.15059853 >>15059588 Yes Even blood related is okay as long as she's an adult and makes the first move, and the waifu is either okay with it or out of the picture

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:40:49 No.15059855 File: 648 KB, 1412x2260, 1460346049274.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15059849 I got one with genie pants.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:41:21 No.15059856 >>15059819 A kitsune or werewolf mother would be lovely, I think.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:41:24 No.15059857 >>15059612 It's shitposting, friend. He's been baiting and shitposting all week.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:42:51 No.15059860 >>15059668 >>15059692 You're going to kill the genie, Anon. They aren't all-powerful.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:43:51 No.15059863 >>15059855 I'll take it. I hope she's a good bellydancer.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:45:45 No.15059865 File: 314 KB, 1060x1500, Shangri-La.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15059719 I will do absolutely whatever it takes to get my face into this area

Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:45:45 No.15059866

>>15059843
I can see that being interesting
>Jorugumo adopts you
>Plans on making you her husband
>Every night as she tucks you in, all she can think about is one day riding you through the floorboards
>She has to resist her natural urges around you every night
>Gets particularly bad around the full moon
>Hit puberty, start masturbating
>Develop a fetish for spiders
>She can smell the cum on your dirty laundry
>She has to lock herself away at night to avoid fucking you senseless
I'd hopefully catch on just so that I could tease her. I want to drive her so crazy that when she finally jumps me I won't be able to walk for a month.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:48:49 No.15059873 >>15059860 That's the point. This way either the genie dies and I DON'T end up with a horrid fate set upon me or she becomes completely exhausted in doing my wish and I can get down and dirty for compensation.

Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:48:54 No.15059874

>>15059772
>>15059789
I meant that one guy who used to tell everybody who disagreed with him to jump off a cliff. We got a screenshot of one of his many episodes of shitposting tirade -> ban -> mass deletion.

Now that I think about it, I wonder if he was the same guy who inspired loen to make that.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:50:44 No.15059879 File: 210 KB, 1024x768, 1460107075440.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15059793 >>15059830 You guys are sluts, you deserve to get such a cruel fate. >>15059865 Especially you.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:50:54 No.15059882 >>15059874 Who cares? This is a monster girl thread.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:51:16 No.15059884 >>15059863 Look at that toned tummy, she knows how to do it. But she just does it for exercise, not because she wants your attention. You can still watch though.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:51:20 No.15059885 >>15059806 Ask her to turn around to I can grab and stroke the mofu. She's clearly hiding it between her legs there, all hunched over like that.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:51:54 No.15059886 >>15059719 Who?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:51:56 No.15059887 >>15059806 Panic in the face of that dire butt.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:51:59 No.15059888 >>15059879 Next thing you'll say is that we're the equivalent of PD or something for not cherishing our soon to be lost cherry boy status.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:52:23 No.15059890 >>15059819 Any of my many favorites, and yes, of course I would. Echidna probably best.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:55:14 No.15059897 >>15059879 Does the old fox need a chest massage? I'd be more than willing to give her one.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2016 23:57:06 No.15059904 File: 262 KB, 1198x799, 1439411731363.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15059897 There will be a massage and it will involve her chest, yes.

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 00:00:25 No.15059918
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>>15059879
>Especially you.
Are you telling me you wouldn't bury your face in those suspiciously soft and fleshy looking scales, rub your face against them vigorously, huffing her sweaty womanly scent like a junkie doing lines?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 00:00:53 No.15059922 File: 188 KB, 1000x1000, spooder.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15059153 Man I'm slow tonight

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 00:01:01 No.15059923
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Master, please remember to bathe. Please remember to wash your face before sleeping, lest you develop acne. Please remember to brush your teeth, it may not seem like much, but it is. Please remember to apply deodorant. Please remember to go to sleep early, sleep is more important the the meaningless idolatry you engage in on the computer.

>TFW I started the past 3 threads.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 00:01:16 No.15059926 >>15059904 Well, she better be prepared for me to grasp them titties until she's spent and relaxed.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 00:02:12 No.15059931 >>15059138 Ryu in gothic lolita clothing please!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 00:03:30 No.15059934 File: 184 KB, 655x860, KukuruFull.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15059138 Kukuru from the DMM game showing off her fabulous rainbow-colored feathers.

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 00:04:37 No.15059941

>>15059918
That sounds hot, but how would you want her acting? Indifferent, keeping a calm stern face, maybe even taking a smoke? Nervously trying to get you to stop, but being overcome by pleasure? Or forcing your face further into her, trying to wring as much pleasure out of you as she can?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 00:05:41 No.15059948 File: 701 KB, 800x960, 1442758474148.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15059926 SOmeone's definitely going to be spent, anon, but I don't think it's her. You'll both probably be extremely relaxed afterwards, though.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 00:06:07 No.15059950 >>15059819 This reminds me of this pick-your-date thing a long while back where you were paired with a monster in desperate need for some emotional healing. I ended up going with a weresheep who lost her child.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 00:06:23 No.15059952 >>15059923 Other than washing my face before sleep I've been doing pretty okay apparently.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 00:07:28 No.15059956 >>15059948 But I*'m the one who has to massage her! This will not stand!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 00:07:45 No.15059958 >>15059922 Holy shit he actually did it, not the guy whose been requesting it but nice none the less.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 00:08:36 No.15059961 >>15059138 >3 hours ago I know I'm definitely late with this, but a sea bishop in a swimsuit based on her outfit, or a school swimsuit.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 00:10:17 No.15059967 File: 162 KB, 900x600, 1181b65600d24715dadcfa1b724e8475.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15059138 Haven't seen any art of her in a while, I'd like something.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 00:11:39 No.15059973 >>15059941 At first she would be too stunned to react. This would be followed by halfhearted protests, then hesitant silence, then face coiling. That's like face-sitting but for sneks.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 00:11:53 No.15059975 >>15059922 Spider Cow! Spider Cow! Gonna rape you this second right now! Spins a web, any size! Catches husbands just like flies! Look out! Here comes the amazing spider cow!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 00:12:08 No.15059976 >>15059967 preferably featuring her gigantic man-hands

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 00:12:23 No.15059979 >>15059950 Someone actually rembeted that?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 00:13:08 No.15059983 >>15059976 Huh?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 00:13:18 No.15059984 >>15059730 Holding a small girl against a wall is my fetish. Particularly when you're lifting her hips so much the feet don't quite touch the ground. danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2277205

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 00:14:06 No.15059987 File: 216 KB, 441x553, 1451890647626.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15059956 Let's be real here. You knew how this was going down the moment she took her robe off. You knew it, she knew it. Just let it happen.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 00:16:21 No.15059997 >>15058537 I LOVE IT!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 00:17:10 No.15060001 >>15059987 Then it's time for me to do what must be done! I'll molest her ears till she can't resist and then proceed to massage the rest of her.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 00:17:12 No.15060002 >>15059984 That can't be good for her spine

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 00:20:02 No.15060014 File: 301 KB, 562x1042, 1433839188309.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] When you come down to Monster Girl City, you should wear flowers in your hair.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 00:20:26 No.15060019 File: 1.29 MB, 960x1280, 1451762129882.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15059984 >Standing sex with a girl who's too short to reach the ground My brother. Shame that no site has an actual tag for this from what I can tell.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 00:20:49 No.15060020 >>15059979 I never forgot. It helped me deal with some...unfortunate RL issues that happened around that time.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 00:22:31 No.15060027 File: 449 KB, 856x727, 17.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to embarrass my older CC monster girlfriend by asking her how she feels about me in public

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 00:22:49 No.15060029 >>15060014 What happens when I do, will they make it easier to approach monster girls and add to my already nice smell?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 00:25:15 No.15060037 >>15060029 It's really more meant as advice for girls, since girls with flower wreaths is kind of my fetish. Of course, I'm sure some girls like it when boys do it, too.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 00:25:21 No.15060038 File: 127 KB, 500x500, 1460307402695.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15060027 me too.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 00:28:43 No.15060054 >>15060037 Makes me wonder what would happen if I went up to a cute Alraune or plant girl in general and asked them out on a date wearing flowers on my head?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 00:28:44 No.15060055 >>15060037 What about brushing and braiding a girl's hair, then decorating it with flowers while she rests her head in your lap?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 00:28:47 No.15060056 File: 129 KB, 850x850, 1460348927022.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15058786 Stop being difficult. Girls can rape too, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 00:29:52 No.15060059 >>15060054 They might think you're trying to fit in a little too hard. Maybe. Elves would love that though. >>15060055 I don't know about braids.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 00:29:55 No.15060060 >>15060056 Dude...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 00:30:51 No.15060066 >>15060056 As much as I love that picture, even spoilered, it's against the rules. The nudity exception only applies on /a/ as far as I've seen.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 00:32:33 No.15060071 >>15060066 Even on /a/, literal porn isn't allowed. Anything NSFW should be in a link.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 00:32:40 No.15060072 >>15060066 /a/ allows nudity now? Are we talking a visible nip or a girl spread-eagle in her birthday suit?

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 00:33:26 No.15060078

>>15060059
True, still having a cute elf say how cute I look with flowers on my head would be adorable. As for the plant girls, I'd just tell them I thought it would be interesting to see what it looked like and that it would help to make enhance my nice smell that I already have. What would happen to the elf, would she just sniff my flower covered head or ask me to put the flower in her hair to see how they look on her?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 00:33:44 No.15060082 >>15060072 Visible nips only.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 00:34:24 No.15060086 >>15060078 The Elf would assume you're a hippie like her and then you'd just have some nice, free lovin'.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 00:36:19 No.15060092 >>15060086 That sounds lovely actually, we can then go back to my hose for an evening of getting to know each other as we cuddle and I scratch her cute ears.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 00:36:50 No.15060094 >>15060082 >>15060072 Wrong. Anything is okay so long as it's from a TV anime.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 00:37:20 No.15060095 File: 207 KB, 1000x1000, hunting.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15059215

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 00:38:05 No.15060102 >>15060056 They ain't raping me.

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 00:38:30 No.15060104

>>15059786
>You don't want to life of a prostitute slave, waiting in a room while rich old high class monster girls pay your owner for a night with you.
you mean you don't want to be a stress relief tool for rich old monster girls? You mean you don't want to let them release all their pent up stress with you?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 00:39:06 No.15060106 File: 1.10 MB, 1776x1500, 38434998_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 00:39:19 No.15060109 >>15060095 RUN SHOTA RUN

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 00:39:25 No.15060110 File: 29 KB, 270x448, Dormouse_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Currently I'm studying the cross section of a teapot so I can draw a dormouse illustration. As for how lewd it's going to be I'm still thinking about it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 00:40:10 No.15060112 File: 442 KB, 1220x1836, dragoon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15059138 I guess, since you're around, something of these two, perhaps as children playing some make-believe?

snib Mon, Apr 11, 2016 00:43:16 No.15060119
File: 3.54 MB, 661x1197, salamandervsanon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

For the winner of last thread's request raffle!

I'll be placing the tumblr raffles' entries into RNGesus in the next half hour, so please enter if you haven't had a chance to yet.

http://snibako.tumblr.com/post/142585368989/y-you-guys-200-followers-thats-crazy

>>15060095
>Target acquired

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 00:45:06 No.15060123

>>15060119
>lifting her foot up
Rookie mistake. It puts you out of balance unless you lower your tail, which you haven't. Hrrghg. These scale-ornaments in your armor serve no tactical purpose whatsoever.
But that was some fancy swordplay. You're pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 00:45:31 No.15060126 How many species can operate can openers.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 00:46:32 No.15060128 >>15060123 I think she's jumping straight up.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 00:48:44 No.15060132 >>15060095 An aggressive hugging is about to take place.

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 00:49:29 No.15060133

>>15060128
If she's jumping up, wouldn't her hair be pulled towards the ground instead of floating like it's made of plastic?

And yeah, considering the weight of the sword and the leg lift, without the tail balance she's going to topple to the left easily.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 00:49:41 No.15060135 >>15060126 A lot of them can skip the middle-man and just run their claw along the rim of the can. Pickle jars and potato chip bags are the real challenge.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 00:49:50 No.15060136 >>15060110 Easy. >Short fat stout on a teapot. >Dormouse ass sticking out the hole, ripe for use and abuse No internal teapot cross-section needed.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 00:50:00 No.15060138 File: 100 KB, 1024x724, commission___manticore_by_lutherniel-d9ymq1l.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm surprised it took this long for someone to pick Manticore

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 00:50:57 No.15060139 >>15060128 You missed the joke.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 00:51:41 No.15060141 >>15060119 >want to enter >don't have a tumblr I can still ask here, right? I can still ask for a mermaid based on a coelacanth singing with her fish half in a fountain with a bard and his lute.

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 00:55:06 No.15060150 [SPOILER]

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>>15060136
Personally I want to do an illustration of a dormouse inside a teapot getting hugged and sleepily enjoying the pleasure of getting raped on a pool of tea.

Maybe it's a little too difficult for my skill level, but I'll try anyway. I wouldn't learn anything if I avoid doing it.

Same artist as this drawing from last thread, by the way.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 00:56:55 No.15060155 >>15060138 There's something about that face. Also that tail just needs eyes.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 00:57:04 No.15060157 File: 91 KB, 620x877, 592c7df2e87d7b992f988255098069d5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15060138

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 00:57:56 No.15060159 >>15060135 Why bags of chips?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 00:57:56 No.15060160 File: 268 KB, 1200x939, sea bishop swing.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] CUTE

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 00:58:50 No.15060165 >>15060119 As the guy who one thee raffle, thanks so much man

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 01:00:23 No.15060171 >>15060150 Why is Kimihito dressed up as Jotaro?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 01:00:44 No.15060172 >>15060159 It's a delicate balance to not bust open a bag with too much strength, compounded further with their often unwieldy hands.

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 01:03:15 No.15060178

Oh no! Best girl whoever she is to you just found out that her husbando is surrounded by criminals, pedophiles, and sociopaths. Apparently they comprise every close relationship he has, including almost his entire extended family. He doesn't want to live anymore, and is actively hoping to be killed in a horrific accident! All before she's confessed her love for him!

How does she protect his smile, before it's too late?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 01:05:15 No.15060181 >>15060178 By spitting acid on people until they're just stinky pools on the ground, and picking him up in her arms and carrying him off to a happy family life.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 01:06:52 No.15060186 >>15060178 Blunt force social insertion. Also getting him to go on a vacation without anyone else learning of it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 01:06:54 No.15060187 >>15060181 You and your black dragons.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 01:08:25 No.15060190 >>15060178 By entering his dreams and creating visions of a better future then making said dreams come true Also entering the dreams of those freaks and showing them what REAL monsters are

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 01:08:28 No.15060191 >>15060178 She recruits a scientist to create a device capable of interdimensional travel. Either that, or parental controls on the internets.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 01:09:18 No.15060194 >>15060181 That sounds violent. If you want to turn people into puddles on the ground, why not get a dark slime? It's more pleasurable for everyone involved that way.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 01:09:22 No.15060195 >>15060155 I think it's the eyes. They seem way too, for lack of a better word, kawaii. There's no angles to them like the other predatory/dominant girls have.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 01:10:53 No.15060201 >>15060187 Got a problem? One day soon KC will make them and you'll all see the folly of not loving them as I do. >>15060194 Why should bad people get to enjoy themselves?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 01:11:05 No.15060203 >>15060178 By stabbing everyone.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 01:12:09 No.15060205 >>15060201 White dragons are better than your swam dwelling dragons.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 01:12:55 No.15060207 >>15060178 by hiding me from the world in massive amounts of fluffy tail

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 01:13:27 No.15060209 >>15060205 Oh yeah? Well you can go freeze your balls off if you want to.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 01:15:27 No.15060216 >>15060209 Frosty blowjobs for the summer, my good anon.

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 01:15:42 No.15060218

>>15060178
>Dresses up in a knight's outfit
>Wraps her arms around till her hands are over your mouth
>She's holding a tiny shield up to your lips
>Confesses no matter what she'll always protect your smile
>wags the chloroform scented miniature shield in front of your nose and carries you off

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 01:17:06 No.15060223

>>15060181
How romantic! He'll probably be scared to death that his waifu is capable of something like that, but in a year or two when he isn't waking up in the morning waiting for a car to run him down, he'll be grateful. That's a lot of people to attack, though. Extended families can have twenty or thirty people all living in separate countries or states, and even if not all of them are terrible...

>>15060186
That would be adorable! Where would she take him, and how would she do it in secret? How would she out socially maneuver multiple sociopaths and criminals?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 01:20:06 No.15060233 >>15060095 Fast Monster Girls VS Slow Shotas!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 01:21:47 No.15060235 File: 219 KB, 572x472, Anon walks in.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 01:22:12 No.15060237 I want to give my monster waifu a surprise when she comes home one night by eating a shota-fication wonderland cake and laying sexually and vulnerably on our bed when she comes in!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 01:23:53 No.15060239 >>15060235 So eager! I'm going to pat her head!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 01:24:00 No.15060240 >>15060235 Imagine how great it would be if someone reacted like this just because you showed up. That must be a wonderful feeling.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 01:24:33 No.15060241 >>15060235 They sleepy one is cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 01:25:11 No.15060243 File: 350 KB, 1100x1166, 153895640564.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Thank you for shopping at Snakemart!

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 01:25:29 No.15060245

>>15060235
Is she so happy because for once the guy actually showed up for the date and wasn't just using it as an excuse to get rid of her?

>>15060237
What if that happens to be the day she decided to surprise you by coming home after eating a loli-fication cookie and dressing in expensive cosplay?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 01:26:01 No.15060247 >>15060243 Thank you, cum again!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 01:26:24 No.15060248 >>15060237 I want to shotafy myself, spike my anubis wife's drink with a lolification potion, then spend the night with her rediscovering our bodies together.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 01:26:32 No.15060249 >>15060235 >>15060240 >The only one who will ever be this happy to see you is your dog

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 01:26:32 No.15060250 >>15060241 She's not sleepy, she's crying in despair. There's another picture of her, and I think she's in the background of one more.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 01:27:11 No.15060252 File: 156 KB, 650x379, He thinks drinking and depression is cute.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15060241 ... >>15060245 And then there's that one guy who can't read!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 01:27:12 No.15060253 >>15060245 Well then it's really awkward and I guess we just sit around until the effects wear off. Also I don't like Loli in that way, though she does look cute and cuddly as a loli in a fluffy dress.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 01:27:30 No.15060255 >>15060249 It's not like I don't appreciate it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 01:28:11 No.15060257 >>15060245 >>15060248 hivemind

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 01:28:13 No.15060259 >>15060252 It is. >>15060250 Dis pear is delicious.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 01:28:15 No.15060260 >>15060252 I want to tell her I know that feel.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 01:28:16 No.15060262 >>15060249 At least you have a pet, I'm in no position to be able to afford and care for one.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 01:29:29 No.15060271 >>15060243 but I want to marry this old snake instead of a medusa!

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 01:30:02 No.15060272
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>>15060252
Poor girl. I'd make her a drink and listen to her stories. She seems nice. Maybe even take her home.

Not in that way, though. She's drunk and it would be wrong. Maybe leave her my number or when she sobers up.

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 01:30:20 No.15060274

>>15060243
Remember when this thread would talk about how monstergirls might willingly make the choice to be shrunken down into gatchagirls and be taken home by a random guy?
As I recall, it lead to a story about a shrine shirohebi in that exact situation, with the MC buying stuff over time to make her more and more comfortable and at home. Anyone remember that?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 01:32:12 No.15060278 >>15060178 Kidnap then rape.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 01:32:47 No.15060281 >>15060274 I do. I hate the fact that I haven't sat my happy ass down to write more of it. I just lost my urge to write.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 01:35:16 No.15060289 File: 70 KB, 562x592, 14d4b265267dafe0dc7829cbc8b4c186.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15060178 By being real, for starters. It's not like that matters though, once the gate is open.

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 01:40:05 No.15060296

>>15060272
Indeed, then when she calls up you can ask her if she'd like to meet you somewhere to go on a date and get to know her better. It would both make her day and allow you to see her smile for the first time as you both get to know each other more. Cute succubus who are both sweet and friendly in nature deserve to be loved.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 01:41:58 No.15060301 >>15060252 >>15060272 I can't remember what he drew her in response to but seeing her reminds me of a greentext I crapped out and forgot about a while back. Pretty sure they aren't related but she looks perfect for it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 01:52:33 No.15060320 >>15060281 No pressure or anything, but I really enjoyed reading that. I do hope you'll get back into writing it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 01:54:37 No.15060327 >>15060281 D-Dram? Is that you? I miss you.

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 01:58:40 No.15060335
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>>15060320
>>15060327
I never left, though it's kind of nice to know that some people miss me writing. I just kind of lost the urge to do real writing for a long while. I'm still around in the threads and do stuff, though. This was me last night.

I think I'm just intimidated by the idea of a long story.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 02:12:58 No.15060385 Today I spike the monster girl elementary's milk with mino milk to build strong bones and HUEG muscles.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 02:13:41 No.15060389 >>15060385 Those girls are gonna workout they're gonna be HUEG!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 02:18:14 No.15060397 >>15060389 Indeed. No fatties will be in this generation. Just muscle and tight rears!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 02:19:16 No.15060400 Any anons have pictures of Slav Kiki and Combat kiki? I need them for best maid shitposting.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 02:19:52 No.15060404 >>15060400 There are such pictures?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 02:21:43 No.15060408 File: 447 KB, 1181x1367, tumblr_nn739j8YAC1r8ououo4_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15060385 >Put a monster girl on a regiment of protein powder, mino milk, and manticore venom RIP pelvis, but it was worth it

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 02:22:07 No.15060410 >>15060404 Honestly I just need Kiki pics, I only have 3 on my laptop.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 02:23:36 No.15060414 >>15060335 >TFW no Jabberwock Mom to seduce you after making you the perfect husband

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 02:23:42 No.15060415 >>15060408 >benefits include getting HUGE if you know what I mean

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 02:24:09 No.15060417 >>15060408 >Minomilk. Oh no, I dream BIGGER she's getting the best of the stuff, Dire mino milk.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 02:24:37 No.15060418 File: 600 KB, 800x1203, 1407880325168.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15060410 Well here's one.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 02:24:52 No.15060419 >>15060410 I especially need the one where she has a crazy side and calls anon silly instead of banning his posts

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 02:27:34 No.15060423 >>15060400 Copy you lazy bastard

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 02:29:39 No.15060426 >>15060423 Shut up anon, it's time to fill the chat with best maid shitposting.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 02:30:20 No.15060430 File: 254 KB, 800x710, 6nMnQUz.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15060426

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 02:31:39 No.15060433 >>15060426 >>15060430 But those aren't vampires

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 02:32:26 No.15060436 >>15060433 Throw a vampire maid into the ring then

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 02:33:50 No.15060440 >>15060430 I want to climb her mountains of madness and gaze deep into her abyss.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 02:33:51 No.15060441 File: 94 KB, 850x531, spoopy meido.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15060436

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 02:36:14 No.15060444 >>15060441 Anon that's a skeleton dressed as a wizard.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 02:38:35 No.15060449 >>15060444 You're looking at the wrong thing. The meido is on the left.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 02:45:48 No.15060468 >>15060449 >Vampires don't have reflections and can't have their pictures taken. Do you even lore?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 02:49:43 No.15060485 >>15060468 Magic camera that detects mamano mana and incorporates that into the visual spectrum.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 02:50:10 No.15060486 >>15060468 Which is why they have portraits drawn of them. She thought the skeleton would make her more frightening.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 02:50:15 No.15060487 File: 27 KB, 400x400, nonchalant.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15059226 http://i.imgur.com/ThsORLO.png Might as wel try to make a proper sketch

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 02:54:14 No.15060499 >>15059138 Apologizes for not making more requests for now. I have copied them so I'll try to do them in the future

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 02:55:10 No.15060502 >>15060487 >tentacle coming out of a book Well that's proper application of magic.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 02:55:25 No.15060503 File: 195 KB, 700x1030, 1453119746018.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15060408 MASSIVE MEATY MINOTAURS

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 02:55:43 No.15060505 >>15060502 I'm just surprised that isn't the default in hentai games.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 03:03:49 No.15060523 I want to lick elf ears.

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 03:03:55 No.15060525

>>15060487
>Centuries of arcane wisdom
>Tomes of unspeakable eldritch lore
>Spells that could break a lesser man's mind
>Legions of horrors in her thrall
>All devoted to the purpose of more creative schlicking
I can't help but wonder if her objectives aren't misplaced.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 03:07:10 No.15060535 >>15060525 Every generation of technology will always find a way to invest it into entertainment and specifically masturbation. Just look at how we developed masturbatory devices IRL

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 03:08:16 No.15060539

>>15060525
The saddest part is she has to use magic to do things other Monster Girls can do easily. I mean, think of all the other Monster Girls that can masturbate with tentacles.

Krakens have enough tentacles to even do bondage on themselves. Jabberwocks have those mouth tentacles to give themselves head. An Alice can forget everytime she masturbates and can explore her body for the first time multiple times.

Really, with so many creative ways other monster girls can masturbate with, I bet the Lich feels left out.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 03:09:03 No.15060541 Good night Anons. Take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, please help your friend find a sword of true power that will let her save the kingdom.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 03:10:07 No.15060545 >>15060525 Just remember: vibrators were originally officially prescribed medical aides for the purpose of relieving symptoms of hysteria. DOCTORS PRESCRIBED ORGASMS.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 03:10:58 No.15060548 File: 599 KB, 777x1100, Lich_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15060539 The appeal of a lich isthe creativity. Other girls have one or two tricks. but Liches like to experiment. That and the Kuudere. And those T H I C K curves.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 03:14:27 No.15060561 >>15060548 No way those breasts are natural, she used magic on them didn't she

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 03:17:36 No.15060569 I want to kiss snek abs.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 03:18:09 No.15060570 >>15060569 Would you a Brawny Lamia?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 03:19:20 No.15060571 >>15060570 Someone remembers that?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 03:20:36 No.15060573 File: 1.04 MB, 777x1100, 1457994691167.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15060561 I don't know. Her 'Before' pic seems pretty perky.

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 03:22:10 No.15060576

>>15060573
She must have been popular with the male apprentices, that's for sure. Pride of the academy, top of her classes.

Then she started delving into necromancy and successfully turned herself into a Lich. Then the apprentices were told to stay away from her.

Poor Lich-san.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 03:25:06 No.15060583 You should lick elf ears, too.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 03:26:25 No.15060590 >>15060583 Alright, I will.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 03:27:17 No.15060593 >>15060583 Well, I mean, if you say so

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 03:27:50 No.15060595 >>15060590 T-thanks.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 03:28:59 No.15060599 >>15060583 Can I lick Elf ass instead?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 03:31:01 No.15060603 >>15060541 Those things are bogus, my friend got a magic sword and now she's a blue skinned alp that keeps dancing on my mailbox in skivvies.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 03:34:16 No.15060610 >>15060056 I'm surprised this is still up. I guess the new janitors haven't started yet.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 03:35:24 No.15060615 >>15060603 Sounds pretty hot, pics?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 03:36:16 No.15060617 >>15060583 eew no

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 03:37:18 No.15060622 >>15060603 >keeps dancing on my mailbox alps are weird shit man, don't do alps. not even once.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 03:38:14 No.15060626 File: 287 KB, 543x1067, nibnib.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Vampire imouto/onee-san asks for nib-nib, what do?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 03:38:42 No.15060628 >>15060583 But what if they don't taste any good?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 03:38:54 No.15060630 >>15060626 What else? Let them take as much as they want

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 03:40:29 No.15060635 >>15060626 Together we ride the booty.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 03:42:20 No.15060638 >>15060583 'no'

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 03:43:20 No.15060641 >>15060626 now that's adorable.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 03:44:36 No.15060644 >>15060626 I wonder, would the father of a baby Vampire be the one to nurse her since all she eats is blood? That's some neat role reversal right there.

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 03:44:50 No.15060645

>>15060626
>Vampire onee-san asks her adopted little brother for blood, still being too young herself to understand the implications
>Never got caught and never thought about mentioning it to their parents
>Years later mom walks in on her feeding on her brother
>It's as sexual as it could possibly be without being full blown sex
>She quickly darts out of the room and closes the door, leaving it open just a crack for her to peek in with a smug grin on her face

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 03:45:57 No.15060648 File: 289 KB, 761x1000, 1427514210611.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15060626 What about your lewd Vampire stepmother?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 03:47:14 No.15060649 >>15060487 Holy shit. Thank you!

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 03:48:14 No.15060651

>>15060626
Lean head to the side. She can take the jugular; it just takes deoxygenated blood back to the heart, so I won't feel so faint from lack of oxygen. If I do feel faint, that's a sign for her to stop immediately due to blood pressure loss.

That it puts her in a position I can tease her about is entirely coincidental.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 03:48:59 No.15060653 >>15060644 I wanna neckfeed a Vampire baby!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 03:49:38 No.15060656 >>15060648 She'd make it be hilariously teasing without ever going overboard, making it so that any actual lewdity would have to be initiated by myself. Eventually.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 03:50:28 No.15060659 >>15060648 She doesn't nib-nib, she sucky sucky. Also those tits are a good 50~70% over my max.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 03:52:58 No.15060663 >>15060653 I think babies would be too young for that sort of position. Maybe you let her suckle your fingers or something. Maybe you use your nipples if you're a real man and want to give her an authentic human experience.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 03:54:58 No.15060668 >>15060651 >faint from being fed on >somehow this means you've got something to tease them about >not the other way around

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 03:54:59 No.15060669 >>15060651 >entirely coincidental I don't believe you >>15060644 I want to feed my soft vampire nee-san and have her feed me in return. If you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 03:57:24 No.15060677 >>15060663 >Maybe you use your nipples if you're a real man and want to give her an authentic human experience. This sounds a smidge dangerous and would get you teased by your vampire wife.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 03:58:21 No.15060681 >>15060668 She'd probably feel terrible, and I'd guess making your donor pass-out is seen as a rookie mistake by more experienced vampires.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 03:59:31 No.15060685 >>15060677 It's not dangerous at all anon, just a little pointy! Plus, she's your daughteru, you should want to do anything you can to keep her healthy.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 04:01:18 No.15060693 >>15060685 But what if your wife sees you, or your oneesan? What if your oneesan is your wife? Thats double the teasing ability.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 04:01:20 No.15060694 File: 48 KB, 604x453, Aisha.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 04:02:45 No.15060700 >>15060693 You trick her into doing it too because it's so nice and comfy! Then if she tries to tease you you can come right back at her and tell her she was sucking you just like your baby!

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 04:02:45 No.15060701

>>15060663
This guy is right >>15060677
Too dangerous.

There's the potential for alping for starters. Plus man-nips are all hairy and gross, you don't want her getting a hair in her throat. And waifu teasing aside, what if someone else found out? Can you imagine what it would feel like if the maids started giggling whenever they saw you? Or the Kobold mail lady? Or the haughty Wight next-door?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 04:04:16 No.15060704 >>15060694 Nyaani sore?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 04:04:30 No.15060705 >>15060701 >Plus man-nips are all hairy and gross >Not shaving

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 04:04:37 No.15060706 Couldn't they just feed on their moms anyways? The moms have blood too

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 04:05:31 No.15060709 >>15060701 That's why you shave, silly. Also, there comes a time when you just have to stop caring about what people think of you and just follow your dreams!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 04:05:33 No.15060710 >>15060706 The moms have vampire blood, the youngins need human blood.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 04:05:52 No.15060711 File: 763 KB, 1280x1182, 1449054754974.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never be a misunderstood, lonely hellhound's first crush Kill me, the pain is just too much.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 04:07:44 No.15060719 >>15060705 >Shaving >5 o'clock shadow all over your chest Some of us are burly mountain men, Anon. I'd have to wax and I suspect I'd lose as much skin and blood as hair.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 04:07:45 No.15060720 >>15060700 >Letting your vampire oneesan suckle you This is just weird. I think I'd want to try it at least once.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 04:08:02 No.15060721 >>15060704 I said Suzuka is better.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 04:09:00 No.15060724 >>15060720 You could even make her wear a baby bonnet if you really want to embarrass her.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 04:18:30 No.15060741 >>15060711 >first crush My mind immediately went to being the first man crushed between those soft charcoal-colored thighs

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 04:20:05 No.15060748 >>15059648 ...anybody else think her OC Sword looks like KC's Cursed Sword example?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 04:20:10 No.15060749 >>15060741 ouch.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 04:21:19 No.15060751 >>15060749 I don't mean crushed literally. Just sort of...smothered. Again, not literally.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 04:21:57 No.15060753 File: 171 KB, 1200x1216, b53ce8a69523_00771052_onisetubun100_R.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15060741

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 04:22:16 No.15060754 >>15060751 still sounds like it'd be all sweaty and suffocate-y.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 04:24:35 No.15060760 >>15060487 >http://i.imgur.com/ThsORLO.png This is godly. Many, many thanks.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 04:39:55 No.15060789 Would you let a Mindflayer give you a tentacle fetish in exchange of her making your mind perfectly healthy?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 04:41:36 No.15060795 >>15060789 obviously yes,

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 04:41:55 No.15060796 >>15060789 My brain problems make me who I am.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 04:42:46 No.15060798 >>15060789 I'm already perfectly healthy and I find tentacles to be rather nifty. What now?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 04:51:49 No.15060811 >>15060789 But I already want Mindflayer-chan to do things to me with her tentacles.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 04:52:13 No.15060813 >>15060789 Sure. I don't mind this since my wife also has tentacles. Could she also make me forget my embarassing and painful memories?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 04:53:18 No.15060815 Been playing the guilty gear games Now I kinda want a shoggoth to be my "eddie"

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 04:54:06 No.15060818 >>15060815 >guilty gear Jumping jillikers, Bridget!

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 04:54:33 No.15060819

>>15060798
>>15060811
>Mindflayer tries to mess with your head
>Your thoughts are already more twisted than then mind of a Deep One
>Every perverse idea she had exists tenfold in your twisted mind
Would she worship you or just ride you into oblivion?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 04:55:17 No.15060821 >>15060819 Why not both?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 04:55:46 No.15060822 >>15060819 Hopefully both.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 04:57:39 No.15060827 >>15060815 Travelling around with part of her as a jacket like zato does in XRD would be pretty sweet

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 04:59:27 No.15060830 >>15060815 >Two dudes fight with shoggoth maids >one acts like venom from spiderman, the other acts like eddie

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 05:02:53 No.15060837 >>15060789 There is one problem though. I already have that fetish. Or is this a different kind of tentacle fetish?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 05:03:08 No.15060838 >>15060819 >Mindflayer pokes around in a man's head >A wave of shock washes over her face >She stares at him in silence for several seconds >"Um, Anon? Have you ever put any thought into talking to a psychiatrist?"

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 05:05:46 No.15060844 >>15060838 She is the psychiatrist

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 05:12:59 No.15060856

>>15060668
Actually I was talking about the close embrace she'd have to get into to reach that vein, not the whole fainting thing - the idea was to avoid fainting, not to tease her about causing it. I can only imagine that in that situation I'd have some sort of medicine stimulating my marrow to generate blood in excess as a general matter of safety.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 05:14:01 No.15060859 >>15060789 If I didn't already have said fetish, certainly.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 05:14:29 No.15060861 https://imgur.com/a/f0N9v Can anyone give me an ID on these girls? Pretty sure 2-5 are from MGE, not sure on 1.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 05:17:33 No.15060867 >>15060861 1 is a wendigo outside of her coat. 2 is a vampire 3 is loli kejerou 4 is just an elf I think 5 is a magical girl werewolf

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 05:19:09 No.15060869 >>15060867 Thanks mate

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 05:25:46 No.15060887 >>15060171 Because both Jotaro and Kimihito has seen a lot of weird shit and can still keep their calm unlike normal people. Also, black hair.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 05:31:36 No.15060901 >>15060887 Darling freaks out all the time though. Jotaro's biggest freak out was frowning more than usual.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 05:34:00 No.15060907 >>15060901 True, but still... He's not faze by how monstrous the girls are, including spiders and decapitated dullahan heads.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 05:34:09 No.15060909 File: 304 KB, 1140x1200, 1460366250925.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I just want to pet and nurture a happy awoo.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 05:35:44 No.15060912 >>15060907 Jotaro watched his grandfather get murdered right in front of him and his reaction was to frown harder.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 05:37:34 No.15060916 >>15060912 I know. I read and watch JoJo myself. Kimihito cannot be compared to Jotaro when it comes to calmness, but him comparing to normal people is still significantly calmer.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 05:43:08 No.15060927 >>15060909 A good father?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 05:44:43 No.15060929 >>15060927 It's all I want to be. A man's life is wasted without people to live for.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 05:45:30 No.15060931 >>15060929 What about us?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 05:47:20 No.15060934 >>15060931 you are daughteru-fucking scum.

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 05:49:36 No.15060939

>Have Mindflayer onee-san with slight yandere tendencies
>She sees you talking with some random female classmate while she's out shopping
>When you come home she tackles you as soon as you come through the door
>Cushions your fall with her tentacles of course, so you don't get hurt
>"What were you doing with that slut, Anon?"
>She gives you her best spooky onee-san face
>You look up at her blandly. You're used to this.
>"What slut?"
>"How many sluts do you know, Anon!? 50!? Why do you need 50 sluts, Anon!? THAT'S TOO MANY SLUTS!"
>She wiggles a tentacle into your ear. Kind of feels like cold jello trying to molest your brain.
>You pull out your phone to check your game. The slaves haven't finished building your outpost yet, Anubis advisor is still tsun.
>"SHOW ME WHERE SHE TOUCHED YOU, ANON!"
>You send 10 slaves from the wheat fields to join the builders, you have excess food production anyways.
>As you slip your phone back into your pocket you notice onee-san has stopped flailing about.
>Her face is red and she's mumbling something, not meeting your eyes.
>"Nee-san? Can I get up now?"
>She mumbles under her breath as she pulls her tentacle out and stands up.
>She backs away a few steps, face down, still not meeting your eyes.
>Suddenly she looks up with tears in her eyes and shouts, "Y-you can't! That's not what ventral gills are for! That's lewd!"
>She runs away crying, "Not until we're married!"
>You hear the door to her room slam.

Such is life with Mindflayer onee-san.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 05:52:44 No.15060943 >>15060934 That was never proven. The judge dismissed the case.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 06:03:24 No.15060960 >>15060939 >"How many sluts do you know, Anon!? 50!? Why do you need 50 sluts, Anon!? THAT'S TOO MANY SLUTS!" Oh I'm laffin.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 06:03:27 No.15060961 >>15060939 >No Cellphone game with tsun Anubis advisor Oh well...at least I've got my top-down-shooter with a himedere Anubis character. That's something.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 06:14:49 No.15060979 I want to corrupt my Paladin oneesan into a Dragon! I want to send letters to various Lilims asking them for help as well as advice on what Dragon she should be!

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 06:19:00 No.15060987

>>15060979
>Lilims actually write back
>Try to break it to anon that corrupting a human into a dragon is very difficult, even for them
>Explain to him that only those with the right disposition and capability can be converted to Dragons
How does anon test his oneesan to discover if she's Dragon-Compatible?

Semi-related, but we always talk about Fate's Arturia as an Alp or a Centaur. But in the actual canon, much is made of her alignment towards Dragons. Why does no one ever draw her as a Dragon-Girl?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 06:20:44 No.15060990 >>15060711 All big scary hounds can be distracted by a large bone!

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 06:22:26 No.15060995

>>15060987
Oh, I know the perfect test! I'll have one of the Lilims kidnap me! Then Paladin oneesan can go on a quest to kidnap me back! Dragon Girls are natural kidnappers, and this would prove her capabilities! And whatever Lilim kidnapped me could corrupt her into a Dragon of their choice!

And just for bonus if oneesan fails then that means the Lilim who kidnapped me gets to have a new monster girl slave and a human boy cumpump. It's a win win.

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 06:30:42 No.15061011

>>15060939
>You outlewd your Mindflayer onee-san
>She has to alter her own mind to compete with your pervertness
>You come up with even lewder ideas
>Within a year you become a couple practicing unfathomable horrors in the bedroom
>The eldritch fetishes you both have would easily drive anyone insane least they learned of their existence

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 06:42:51 No.15061035 >>15059922 OR here, those are some fine-ass tiddies. Thanks Hyphen.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 06:50:46 No.15061050 >>15059777 I'll take it Jesus.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 06:55:05 No.15061064 >>15060095 >>15060119 Great job to the two of you. Those Salamander thighs are fine as well.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 07:21:39 No.15061144 >>15061011 >tfw you'll never go so deep into the fetish hole that you wrap back around to extreme handholding

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 07:29:24 No.15061158

>You'll never unknowingly buy a house for cheap only to find out later that centuries before it was owned by a witch
>You'll never be haunted and seduced by her spirit, coerced into helping her perform rituals to bring her immortal soul back into the mortal plane
>You'll never be fucked so hard, the matter of your soul becomes an afterthought
>The appetite the two of you share will never delay her plans by some months, but despite it, she'll never eventually introduce you to her mistress
>You'll never have a sanity sundering threesome with a crawling chaos
>You'll never be the lynchpin to helping the Blind Baka Goddess fulfill her fitful fantasies on earth

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 07:32:07 No.15061165 >>15059819 Vampire or Demon >spoiler Well that's kinda the point to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 07:42:49 No.15061189 >>15059819 An ara ara one like the Kraken, Titania etc... A vampire mom or a Jurogumo mom like that >>15059866 could be funny too.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 07:45:47 No.15061194 I want to tell a Tanuki about waifufags.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 07:48:12 No.15061201 File: 168 KB, 337x580, 1449725866359.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15061194 >I can buy that.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 07:49:58 No.15061205 >>15061201 I want to tell her about the obscene amounts of money some will spend on a fictional girl. I want to tell her about how devoted they are and how much she could make from them. I want to see her face when I tell her she has no waifufags.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 07:53:56 No.15061212 >>15061205 >"Neither do wyverns, what's your point." Your argument is falling apart anon! Think fast!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 07:54:23 No.15061215 File: 494 KB, 1311x1336, 1458150411075.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15061205 I'd totally, unironically waifu a Tanuki.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 07:56:37 No.15061221 >>15059819 Anubis, a strict monster girl mother with a soft side. I bet her face would be priceless if I told her that I loved her that way the entire time.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 08:05:39 No.15061233 >>15060979 >>15060995 Just so you know, Paladins corrupt into Bronze, Platinum, or Silver Dragons and Wyverns. Occasionally Wurms, but that's rare.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 08:06:07 No.15061234 >>15061201 I want to be this danuki's trophy husband!

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 08:06:48 No.15061236
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>>15061205
I absolutely adore Tanuki on folklore and design, and Mamizou is my favorite 2hu as well as waifu, if I had to say I have one.
Terrible dearth of swag to buy though. She only has two shitty garage kits for figures and relatively little fanart, particularly given the immense amount of official screen time focused on her.
I think one day I'm just going to custom-make a giant bushy tail daki.

So even if that particular Tanuki has no waifufag lusting after her, the race sure does. She just needs to step up her game.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 08:08:58 No.15061239 >>15060939 >That's not what ventral gills are for! That's lewd! How did ventral gills get into this conversation? Is flayer onee-san some kind of slut?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 08:09:20 No.15061240 >>15061236 That tail is a 10.0 on the mofu scale.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 08:10:49 No.15061242 >>15061239 She delved too greedily and too deep, and stumbled upon the shadow lurking within otouto

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 08:15:42 No.15061258 >>15061240 Mamizou's tail is a miracle of nature. She constantly waves it teasingly around in her sprites and folds it like a chair during conversations if she's floating.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 08:17:18 No.15061261 >>15061236 She does have a really good doujin, though

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 08:21:07 No.15061268 >>15061242 >flayer onee-san discovers your hand holding fetishes in the folds of you brain >smacks you across the face as she pouts and blushes

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 08:26:37 No.15061287

>>15061261
Oh, which one?
The artist known on danbooru as "sen1986" (and just as "7" on all his accounts) led a 190 page joint doujin fanbook about Mamizou called "38 Tanuki-bayashi" but to my knowledge it never got scanned.
A real pity, I'd love a copy.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 08:36:00 No.15061317 >>15061287 Actually, I think I can order it via Tenso. I'll have to get one. Maybe two so I can destroy it to scan.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 08:40:21 No.15061338 File: 356 KB, 1688x2048, CfvswH6UUAIJs_U.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 08:40:43 No.15061340 >>15061287 http://exhentai.org/g/885359/2178d6c94b/

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 08:43:00 No.15061347 >>15061338 Translation; >Every single fucking day I come home and this god damn faggot cat is giving me this fucking look

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 08:43:13 No.15061350 File: 687 KB, 1197x800, 1460133328823.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15061338 >those fat faggotcat tats I can't wait for this guy to draw a Jubjub or Hobgoblin.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 08:44:16 No.15061358 >>15061347 Those titties though.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 08:45:29 No.15061363 File: 295 KB, 1536x2048, CfvswH6UsAAS_KJ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15061350 >Hobgoblin I really hope he gets around to that Or Barb, his style would really suit them too.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 08:46:04 No.15061369 File: 384 KB, 940x1032, wacom fairy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Why aren't you working on your craft, Anon-kun?

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 08:48:28 No.15061383

>>15061340
Nice. And here I was thinking you might link one of the five shotacon doujins she has.
Gotta love that "I made my breasts small since you like them that way" bit.
One of the true appeals of Tanuki - they're experts in transformation magic.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 08:48:44 No.15061386 >>15061369 school takes a lot of my time

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 08:49:01 No.15061387 >>15061369 Because I have no talent and don't want to even try starting art

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 08:49:23 No.15061390 >>15061363 Does this guy post his stuff anywhere beyond Twitter? Because hot damn. >>15061369 Shaky hands.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 08:53:46 No.15061413 >>15061390 Just his twitter as far as I'm aware, never seen any of his stuff pop up on pixiv.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 08:56:33 No.15061423 >>15061369 I am just having trouble learning how to draw appealing monstergirls and what girls to draw

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 08:56:55 No.15061425 >>15061413 Either way I hope to see him draw MGE girls more often.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 08:57:51 No.15061430 >>15061369 Depression.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 08:59:09 No.15061433 >>15061369 What "craft"? I'm no artist.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 09:05:22 No.15061450 >>15060095 Thank you, I love it

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 09:30:33 No.15061499 File: 58 KB, 600x800, 3fcXheyUYAExlv3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Holsatur meidos anyone?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 09:41:40 No.15061532 >>15061350 I really want to spoil that Hatter

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 09:47:14 No.15061547 >>15061499 She's got that glum look in her eyes. Definitely suspicious. It's always the pretty, disheveled-looking ones that go yandere.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 09:51:11 No.15061564 File: 569 KB, 780x1200, bad cow maid.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15061547 That's why you need to slap her shit before that happened

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 09:53:39 No.15061573
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>>15061547
As long as you milk her and let her milk you at least five times a day, everything should be fine

also don't forget to cut all the other whores out of your life

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 09:57:18 No.15061588

>>15061573
Ya know, even if I prefer EMG over MGE more, I really like the design of MGE harpies over EMG harpies. MGE actually gets the anatomy right with the wings and digitigrade legs, while the EMG harpies have feather mops for wings and cosplay-tier legs that are anatomically wrong unless they're ostriches.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 10:05:40 No.15061621 >>15061564 Don't bully!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 10:08:18 No.15061632 >>15061573 fuck, now I want to re-read that yandere crow tengu thing

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 10:08:42 No.15061635 I want to sell my virginity to a Tanuki only for her to jew me out to a Unicorn for a big profit I want to marry said Unicorn and get over my dislike of horse pussy with her

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 10:11:00 No.15061648 >Wolf and Jinko are both fighting for the chance to mate with you What do?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 10:11:41 No.15061651 >>15061621 BEAT THE COW DO IT NOW

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 10:12:28 No.15061654 >>15061648 Leave them both for an alp.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 10:13:15 No.15061658 >>15061635 I want to try to outjew a danuki, only to get jewed twice as hard by her, and then be forced to pay off my debt in semen!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 10:13:50 No.15061660 I want monstergirls to fetishize a Catholic boy's school, like the one in their porno where the boys wear impossibly tight pants and are, if said porno is to be believed, incredibly horny.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 10:14:11 No.15061663 >>15061648 Tell them I don't mind if they share, it's a gamble but the results could be worth it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 10:14:25 No.15061665 Stay away from dragons, sex is just too danerous with them! You might get torn up by those big claws or she might breathe fire if things get too intense!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 10:14:36 No.15061668 >>15061648 I tell them that I'll marry the one that can give me the best orgasm.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 10:15:06 No.15061670 >>15061648 Hold a boombox over my head as it blares this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3472Q6kvg0

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 10:16:33 No.15061673 >>15061648 Tell them who ever can pin me the longest gets my dick!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 10:28:27 No.15061723 File: 447 KB, 600x900, 46241118_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 10:33:22 No.15061738 Give me wurms or give me krakens!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 10:35:18 No.15061750 >>15061738 why not both?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 10:36:24 No.15061757 >>15061738 Himedere pirate queen kraken who uses her tentacles to do the ojou-sama laugh pose y/n?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 10:37:06 No.15061762 >>15059461 I'm still confused as to why that guy wants to waste resources and let half of it get away rather than just burning it to the ground

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 10:37:23 No.15061766 >>15061750 If you're offering, sure! >>15061757 Any kraken gets a Y

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 10:37:44 No.15061768 >>15061738 Then Wurms. The gentlest giants.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 10:52:09 No.15061820 >>15061757 Would you become an ojou-sama Kraken's butler for the right to taste her ink spaghetti and maybe lick her tentacles if you are a good servant?

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 10:53:30 No.15061825

>>15061757
>>15061738
>Be on the beach, getting bullied by Orca and Shark girls
>They keep trying to "Ara ara" and "Ufufu~n" on you, trying to tease you for being a manlet
>When they try to take your tricorne hat it's the last fucking straw
"LET NO JOYFUL VOICE BE HEARD.
LET NO MAN LOOK UP AT THE SKY WITH HOPE."
>They realize what you're doing and try to calm you down, telling you it's not necessary to do something so unnecessary
"LET THIS DAY BE CURSED, BY WE WHO READY TO WAKE."
"THE KRAKEN."
>There's the sound of waves, they calm down and start laughing it off
>Then they hear it, a heartbeat from the ocean
>Ara.... Ara.... Ara Ara Ara Ara
>Goliath white tentacles emerge from the water, pulling two of the shark girls out of the whole pack in, their panicked screams getting drowned out by the waves
>You're angry, the tears stinging your eyes
>That's when your Kraken oneesan appears, wearing her own tricorne hat to match yours, the frayed jacket resting on her shoulders
>Knocking your harassers to the side, she takes you in her arms and nuzzles her nose with yours
>You love your Kraken oneesan, even if she's a bit chuuni

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 10:55:38 No.15061834 >>15061738 You don't seem very decisive, and Wurms need a firm hand. You get Krakens. Next case!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 10:56:15 No.15061840 File: 189 KB, 960x540, 0052.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15061738 You want a kraken?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 11:02:37 No.15061866 >>15061825 >it's not necessary to do something so unnecessary

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 11:03:58 No.15061872 >>15061866 Do you think it's somehow redundant, do you think?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 11:04:01 No.15061873 >>15061840 Can she see out of that giant eye? Is she like Q. Bee from Vampire Savior and that's her real eye?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 11:06:47 No.15061883 I want to steal all my Kobold daughteru's normal panties! She'll have to go around wearing her latex panties or her panties with built-in vibrators for her pussy and ass or her chastity belt! Maybe she'll even decide to wear nothing at all!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 11:07:38 No.15061887 >>15061872 And an unholy redundancy that isn't holy.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 11:08:44 No.15061890 >>15061887 >>15061866 >>15061872 People die when they are killed.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 11:09:34 No.15061893 File: 12 KB, 313x254, [laughter stops].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15061820 >ink spaghetti what bodily fluid is ink a euphemism for?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 11:09:54 No.15061894 File: 493 KB, 922x1229, 1455056370845.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15061883 Is this how you want your Kobold daughteru to end up? You are a lewd man, anon. I approve.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 11:12:35 No.15061903 >>15061893 Squid ink on spaghetti is a dish.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 11:13:44 No.15061907 >>15061903 Is it any good, and can I eat it even if I'm allergic to sea creatures?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 11:15:26 No.15061915 >>15061894 Yes, this is absolutely how I want her to end up. I can't force her to do anything though, I'm lucky she and her mother enjoy most of my fetishes.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 11:15:40 No.15061916 >>15060249 Thanks for reminding me that she's gone. Real cool, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 11:20:39 No.15061928 >>15061369 What craft? Are you implying that I'm good at something?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 11:21:22 No.15061933 >>15061894 Now that's shiny.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 11:21:35 No.15061937 >>15061369 Schoolwork. Also I'm watching noobs play Dark Souls, it never, ever gets old to see someone else suffer.

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 11:24:10 No.15061947

>>15061907
It's incredibly salty with a brine-filled flavor to it. Usually spaghetti ala noire is paired with stuff like shrimp in order to try and fight off the taste.

Check with your doctor, but octopus and squid ink is just basically MAMANOBANA in KC's world, whereas in the real world it's the equivalent of a pocket sand attack coming from its ass.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 11:25:01 No.15061950 >>15061947 Well not like I can afford to eat fancy restaurant food anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 11:26:44 No.15061959 File: 505 KB, 696x826, 1460004808992.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15061651 Contrary to unpopular belief that is not how you get dairy products. That is how you get a very angry or masochistic cow!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 11:28:49 No.15061967 >>15061648 Take them both at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 11:32:00 No.15061978 >>15061959 >Not wanting to latch onto your yan-moo's breasts and go at it

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 11:32:12 No.15061981 File: 252 KB, 1324x1500, 1409838398464.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is the era of legends over? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3IVu7vahgQ

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 11:33:25 No.15061990 File: 346 KB, 819x916, 1459395244837.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15061959 >black guy every time

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 11:33:40 No.15061991 >>15061981 And another one just to get everyone in the mood. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5IpN3grKDI

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 11:38:59 No.15062009 >>15061990 Then do something about it, like really I'd replace that picture in my folder if the guy was white.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 11:41:03 No.15062019 >>15061873 Nobody knows the answer yet, she never said anything about that eye on her head.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 11:41:15 No.15062020 >>15061981 >>15061991 So seriously. Monster Girls. Wild West. Why don't we have that stuff?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 11:42:32 No.15062026 >>15062020 http://pastebin.com/4f0BP4TF

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 11:42:45 No.15062028 >>15061978 >Implying I wouldn't go to town on a yan-Holst until she couldn't walk and needed to be milked lying down for a week.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 11:43:08 No.15062029 >>15062026 And off I go!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 11:46:10 No.15062042 >>15061990 Cute little jew monster girl.

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 11:59:24 No.15062093

>>15061981
>>15062020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeStC8EZHbA
It's because the wild west is horribly overplayed.

>>15062028
>You will never be assaulted by yan-Holst
>You will never break the glass in case of an emergency to get out the Raging Mushroom you keep in stock
>You will never wake up, shit-blasted from a massive migraine
>The homestead is in disarray
>There's fucking horn holes equidistant from each other on some of the walls and the ceiling of the bedroom
>You practically need to put on sunglasses to block the glow from yan-Holst's body
>She's face down on the bed, her ass in the air and seed still leaking out of her lady parts
>A brand on her buttocks saying "ANON'S COW" on it
>There's teeth and grope marks on her breasts and she's still unconscious from ahegao
>Try to move, something sloshes next to you
>There's like three full buckets of Holstaur Milk
>What the fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 12:04:04 No.15062106 >>15062093 >horribly overplayed Spaghetti westerns never get old in my household.

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 12:08:05 No.15062118
File: 313 KB, 2149x2400, 1430064788393.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

I was digging around and found my old Sim City 3000 World Edition.
I'm now going to go build a city called Monster Girl City, and because I haven't played it since like the 90's I'm going to fuck it up somehow.
Remember to vote in the mayoral elections!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 12:11:39 No.15062132 >>15062093 Would a monstergirl blessed with a Holstaurs abilities get all antsy and rapey if their breasts aren't relieved of their milk?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 12:11:41 No.15062133 >>15061990 BLACKED.COM PRESENTS BTW >boku no hero academia doujin >with frog and ant girl >the guys are turboniggers villians BLACKED

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 12:13:02 No.15062139 File: 299 KB, 800x683, 8b6af89cbd46e347e022c134d669d754210abe17.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15062118 Good luck!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 12:13:12 No.15062140 >>15062042 >loli danuki wants you to help her work her lemonade stand >which means you do all the work and she counts the money >but she says she'll say good things about you to her mom would you do it?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 12:14:38 No.15062146 >>15062140 Absolutely. Her mom is a widow and she's FINE.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 12:15:35 No.15062150 >>15062140 Is her mom hot? How lonely is she? We could probably just cut out the middle-man if circumstances are right.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 12:16:24 No.15062152 >>15062132 Of course

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 12:18:32 No.15062162 >>15062139 Is there a full version of that pic?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 12:19:00 No.15062163 >>15062132 I want to be the butler of a tanuki and hide whenever her breasts get full.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 12:19:12 No.15062164 >>15062162 That's the entire picture.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 12:20:53 No.15062171 >>15062163 That's a good way of loosing your job.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 12:21:02 No.15062172 >>15062146 >wanting used goods Shit nigga, I'd prefer to intercrural the loli as my pay.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 12:21:22 No.15062174 >>15062164 Damn...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 12:22:59 No.15062177 >>15062172 Well excuse me for wanting a partner who knows what to do. I just can't figure it out.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 12:23:19 No.15062179 >>15062172 You don't want a MILF tanuki that pulls in a lot of cash?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 12:23:32 No.15062180 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtWgUVk6cJw&nohtml5=False I want to see the Gazer Gamer version. >"Where all the good boys at?"

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 12:24:26 No.15062184 File: 45 KB, 482x495, totally not a loli jew in disguise.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15062140 Why would I care about some used good if I'm in for the loli?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 12:25:24 No.15062189 File: 182 KB, 750x1000, 1445887183555.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15062180 >All those haters are going to hell

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 12:25:55 No.15062191 >>15062184 So a loli tanuki with a bushy tail?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 12:26:17 No.15062192 >>15062177 You put it inside her or between some parts of her and nudge it back and forth, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 12:26:31 No.15062194 >>15062177 >Well excuse me for wanting a partner who knows what to do. >Not wanting for you and your partner to learn each other at the same pace from zero Selfish.

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 12:28:40 No.15062200
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>>15062146
>>15062150
>Is her mom hot? How lonely is she?
She's lonely but she's also a bitter and cold to everyone except for her cute daughter. And is convinced that everyone wants her daughter rather than her. She's scary!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 12:28:49 No.15062201 >>15062194 >We both suck, so lets suck together! amateurs

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 12:29:51 No.15062204 >>15062172 >>15062172 >>15062150 >>15062146 What if The loli Danuki is just using shape shifting leaf magic to shrink herself into kid form in order to scope you out for potential husbandry?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 12:30:30 No.15062207 File: 387 KB, 1104x1188, when your husband won't get you the paladin daki.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15062180 >>15062189 How much stupid gaming junk would gamer gazer keep around the house? could you keep up with her addiction?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 12:30:32 No.15062208 >>15062204 I don't mind. I like both aunties and lolis.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 12:30:36 No.15062211 >>15062200 I'm going to refresh her icy heart with a warm island song!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 12:32:01 No.15062217 >>15062201 >not gitting gud together Do you play games with 100% save file only?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 12:32:13 No.15062218 >>15062200 I want to irrumate her!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 12:32:40 No.15062220 >>15062207 Too much, just like me. It'd turn into a competition even though we never state that it is. Angry sex would occur over racing to complete game achievements before the other one

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 12:32:59 No.15062222 What if we humans were still stronger than monstergirls even with all their powers and were feared for being the rapists instead?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 12:33:36 No.15062224 >>15062200 Why I would want some scrawny kid over a mature lady?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 12:33:56 No.15062226 >>15062222 I'd feel awful. I'd never hurt anyone. Not unless they pissed me off.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 12:34:18 No.15062227 >>15062200 >convinced that everyone wants her daughter rather than her She is right though

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 12:36:38 No.15062237 >>15062220 >Angry sex would occur over racing to complete game achievements before the other one would you decided who gets to be top for the night with in a PvP game?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 12:37:11 No.15062238 >>15062226 I wouldn't hurt anyone unless aggravated either. >You'll never earn the trust of monstergirls for being a chill dude even though your species is vastly stronger and feared by them

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 12:38:26 No.15062240 >>15062238 To be fair I'd probably sniff them in any case. I still want to have an Amazon who's stronger than me pick me up and look up at me after I tell her I don't like being looked down on.

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 12:38:28 No.15062241

>>15062200
>BBA Danuki mom getting cocky over you
>TFW her daughter finds her collapsed from all the rampant sex
>All you leave is a sorry note for the morning and then nurse her back to health later on
>All she tells her daughter is "Something big happened"

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 12:40:29 No.15062248 >>15062237 >1v1 outside org for top

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 12:41:32 No.15062251 >>15062240 Wow. This is so fucking okay if that's what you're into

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 12:42:36 No.15062253 >>15061990 It's an edit though

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 12:43:30 No.15062254 >>15062238 I want to softly stroke and cuddle weak and vulnerable monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 12:43:39 No.15062255 >>15062251 I'm a manlet and I just want to be treated with some dignity for once in my life. An Amazon taking my complaint literally and helping me out in a silly way would be just the thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 12:44:20 No.15062256 >>15062240 I want to have drunken, wild wrestle-sex with a Jotunn!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 12:45:59 No.15062260 File: 239 KB, 800x800, 1458790049669.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15058508 I just want to hold hands with a modest basilisk and take her to a family restaurant after school

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 12:48:09 No.15062262 >>15062260 What's with this dork's glasses, I'm gonna bully her

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 12:49:07 No.15062264 >>15062262 By fucking her face and cumming all over her glasses? That's my fave way to bully nerd girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 12:49:38 No.15062267 >>15062262 Do it, see what happens. (She bumps into the wall then argues with the ornamental cactus in the corner who she thinks is you.)

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 12:50:28 No.15062270 >>15062262 She can fire sexy beams from those things just so you know.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 12:51:12 No.15062274 >>15062262 >Not bullying nerdglasses snek in the best way possible >Eye contact sex

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 12:52:55 No.15062279 What is the demand for hirable man-plushies on MGC nowadays, I wonder.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 12:57:05 No.15062290 >>15062264 >>15062274 I'm gonna bully her by looking into her eyes and holding her hands while confessing to her!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 12:57:39 No.15062292 >Anon, please sit down. >Look at this photo, taken by the private monoeye I hired. >It shows you rubbing your dick on my ear fluff while I sleep. >Do you have anything to say for yourself?

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 12:57:56 No.15062294

>>15062279
Never accept to be a Succubus' man-plushie
Once you start cuddling, her pheromones will make you lose your mind, and by the time you come back to your senses, she will be full of your seed

But there is nothing wrong cuddling with a Demon, they don't use cheap tricks to charm you like the other sluts

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 12:58:34 No.15062296 I want to diddle a loli Monoeye and call her a bad girl and a slut.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 12:58:40 No.15062297 >>15062290 I'm gonna bully her by marrying her and deflowering her on our wedding night.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 12:59:01 No.15062298 >>15062292 >Would you rather I do it while you're awake?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 12:59:13 No.15062299 What is the scariest thing I could tell a monstergirl?

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 12:59:46 No.15062300
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>Anon, please sit down.
>Look at this photo, taken by the private monoeye I hired.
>It shows you rubbing your dick on my ear fluff while I sleep.
>Do you have anything to say for yourself?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 12:59:58 No.15062301 >>15062299 >I'm pregnant

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:00:22 No.15062302 >>15062299 >Sorry but I'm saving myself for marriage.

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:00:23 No.15062303

>>15062238
I want to be guardian and protector of a small herd of dork loser monster girls, hanging out with them but not sharing their enthusiasm for all the games I play with them and the anime I watch with them so that they feel constantly indebted to me for being their friend. I'll then take advantage of that sexual insecurity to not fuck them, leaving them wanting and masturbating when they think I'm sleeping.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:01:09 No.15062308 >>15062300 I'm sorry, did you want me to do that while you were awake?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:01:12 No.15062309 >>15062300 EAR PUSSY

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:01:43 No.15062311 >>15062303 That sounds like a full-proof harem plan.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:02:28 No.15062318 >>15062299 There's a Skeleton inside you right now and I want to fuck her.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:03:10 No.15062319 >>15062294 You sure, because trust means a lot to me so I hope she actually means what she says and is honest with me?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:03:29 No.15062320 >>15062279 The waiting list is months out, the yetis have them booked solid

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:03:55 No.15062325 >>15062297 I'm gonna bully her by tenderly loving her and giving her cute children!

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:04:18 No.15062331

>>15062279
Quite high I would say.
Monster Girls easily get lonely and with the competition being so high and rape being a “bad thing” these days, they would need to get comfort in any way they can. Even if it’s just hiring someone to do it.

I want to cuddle a lonely lich that don’t want to admit it and keeps saying that she is doing it for research.

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:04:21 No.15062333

>>15062311
The joke is that I never pick one, they just grow increasingly desperate until they all confess to me at once.
Then I can say "Nah" and walk off, breaking at least five hearts at once. Time-effeicent heartbreak!
It'll rebreak their hearts when I form another group of friends and all the girls from the first group have the stare at me while I split my lunch with one of my new friends, leaving them all feeling replaced and crushed.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:05:18 No.15062336 >>15062333 Faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:05:19 No.15062337 >>15062300 … Did you like it?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:06:03 No.15062341 File: 655 KB, 800x800, 1460394363238.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15062302 You gonna get married

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:07:28 No.15062348 >>15062300 You hired someone to take pictures of you while you sleep?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:07:42 No.15062350 >>15062300 Can I bully the monoeye?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:08:07 No.15062353 File: 133 KB, 841x649, beelze.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do you, /mgt/?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:08:28 No.15062354 >>15062300 Auntie told me this is completely normal and she sees this all the time on her tv shows, mom

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:09:27 No.15062359 >>15062353 They're OK but I hate that they have a fetish for dirty things.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:09:37 No.15062361 >>15062353 Yes

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:09:37 No.15062362 >>15062353 [X] Yes [ ] No I want to pat her head.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:09:50 No.15062363 >>15062353 Yes, fine. I like you. Now I'mg going to pat you on the head and suck on your antennae.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:10:01 No.15062364 >>15062353 sure why not yes

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:10:02 No.15062365 >>15062353 Who are you?

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:10:25 No.15062367

>>15062336
You just don't want to see the blush drain from five or eight faces at once, see their eyes fill with tears.
You're a faggot who doesn't want to watch as they beg you to forget it, that they' don't have to share, that you can have your favorite and they won't mind.
You just don't want to watch as one of them balls up and starts crying on the floor because the most important person in her life just blew her off.
You just don't want to hear the first one to get over the tears ask that you'll stay friends with them, and that you don't have to watch anime or play Caverns and Cavewurms with them, that they'll do whatever you like.
If anything, you're the faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:10:29 No.15062368 >>15062353 i want you to stick your antennas down my urethra

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:10:30 No.15062369 >>15062353 yes but only because i don't want her to cry

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:10:41 No.15062370 >>15062353 you're aight.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:10:44 No.15062371 >>15062353 Well, yeah, I guess

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:11:35 No.15062373 File: 378 KB, 900x1000, 2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15062353 ha ha

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:11:37 No.15062374 >>15062353 Youse okay. Also, if that's you, nice work Figgot.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:12:06 No.15062377 >>15062367 No, anon. I don't want any of that because wanting that makes me a shitty person who even a monstergirl couldn't love. You're the scummiest of the scum, breaking those poor girls' hearts like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:12:12 No.15062378 >>15062300 You look pretty.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:12:28 No.15062381 >>15062354 >mom Dude, you got a cute and flat mom! Wanna gangbang her?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:12:40 No.15062383 >>15062373 Ouch.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:12:49 No.15062385 >>15062365 She's that girl who lays eggs in the rectums of female paladins.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:13:03 No.15062386 >>15062353 Holy shit, art of beelzebub? Even if its only a bit of a joke? Yes please

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:13:08 No.15062387 >>15062368 the fuck, man?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:14:03 No.15062391 >>15062385 >She's that girl who lays eggs in the rectums of female paladins. Why did you have to post this? I didn't need a boner when I'm about to go to bed, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:14:40 No.15062396 >>15062353 Sure you seem like a cute and nice enough girl and I'd like to know if you want to hang out with me and get to know one another better?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:15:35 No.15062399 >>15062385 >>15062391 Take a hike faggots.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:15:47 No.15062400 >>15062353 Nope.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:16:17 No.15062402 File: 114 KB, 800x600, 1392005744324.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15062391 Do what must be done.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:16:40 No.15062403 >>15062377 Are you sure you don't want to break even one girl's heart?

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:16:45 No.15062404

>>15062385
>Fuck Beelzewaifu in the pussy to fertilize her eggs
>Beelzewaifu fucks Paladin-chan in the ass to insert them into her
>Fuck Paladin-chan in the ass regularly to feed your daughterus and let them grow big and strong
And the best part is it's not even NTR! It's a perfectly natural part of her breeding cycle!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:16:49 No.15062405 >>15062386 This has been made a long time ago mane

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:17:26 No.15062408 >>15062300 See >>15062298

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:17:41 No.15062409 >>15062403 Absolutely sure.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:18:53 No.15062416 Why are Shoggoth's so much superior to Kikimora's, bros? It's just amazing how better they are at being maids.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:18:59 No.15062418 >>15062404 Yes, every self-respecting household should have at least one paladin-chan locked up in the basement for meat slave purposes.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:19:14 No.15062419 >>15062409 Not even a little? You don't have to completely destroy her, you could inconvenience her a bit. Take all her sharpened pencils, empty the tires on her bike, replace her Cool Ranch doritos with Barbecue ones.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:20:21 No.15062423 File: 581 KB, 1584x1145, 1459712573639.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15062353 Like isn't a strong enough word.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:20:55 No.15062424 >>15062416 What if you had a Shoggoth that wasn't a maid? Like, what if she was your boss?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:21:30 No.15062426 >>15062419 No anon, no bullying. Bad anon. Bad.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:22:00 No.15062427 >>15062416 Because they're much more versatile and have cute verbal tics like 'tekeli-li'

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:22:09 No.15062430 >>15062423 I'd pig out on her. I would give her a sloppy and messy fuck while I feed her subway sandwiches.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:22:20 No.15062431 >>15062416 Kikis are stuck up bitches that care about your standing in society and try to turn you into something you're not, Shoggoths will accept you for who you are.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:23:16 No.15062432 >>15062419 >Take all her sharpened pencils Literally worse than hitler

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:23:39 No.15062434

How to deal with an overbearing human woman as a boss.
>Step 1: Inform your yandere onee-san that you'd like her to swing by during the day, make up a reason
>Step 2: Make a mild blunder that calls attention to you shortly before your sister is supposed to arrive
>Step 3: Mouth "help" at your sister when she walks in and sees your boss talking to you
>Step 4: Introduce yourself to Alan, who was transferred in from another location after your old boss went missing

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:23:56 No.15062435 >>15062430 I want to share pulled pork sandwiches and beers with a Beelzebub while watching some trashy entertainment like wrestling.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:24:30 No.15062437 >>15062431 >Shoggoths will accept you for who you are. This is some tumblr-tier fatty logic anon, that's why Shogs a shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:26:04 No.15062441 >>15062416 >wanting to become a slime Nope

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:26:58 No.15062443 >>15062416 I'm not your bro, senpai.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:27:41 No.15062448 >>15062443 I'm not your senpai, onii-chan.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:28:02 No.15062449 >>15062434 >implying a true yandere onee-san would even let you work, let alone, out of the house. You have a low quality onee-san desu famporg

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:28:26 No.15062451 >>15062443 I'm not your senpai, onii-chan.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:29:02 No.15062455 >>15062437 I didn't mean in a special snowflake way, good luck playing video games with bros and actually having fun while you've got some canine cunt in a maid uniform yapping on about dinner parties and preparing for the next day at work.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:29:26 No.15062457 >>15062424 What if your mom was a Shoggoth?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:30:11 No.15062459 >>15062455 Joke's on you, I don't have any friends!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:33:00 No.15062464 >>15062402 Cumflate the paladin?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:33:10 No.15062465 >>15062455 A Shoggoth would bring in beer and snacks and make jokes with your friends as you play.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:34:44 No.15062471 >>15062430 >>15062435 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QRy-PEgbls >Sex with a Beelzebub

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:36:38 No.15062477 >>15062464 No, save the Paladin.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:36:58 No.15062478 >>15062434 >Needing to ask a yandere for anything >Whether you want it or not your boss "transferred"

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:38:10 No.15062484 >>15062477 Then I cumflate her?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:38:36 No.15062485 >>15062423 ...I want that sandwich.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:39:10 No.15062487 >>15062484 No. Love the Paladin.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:39:37 No.15062489 >>15062487 I can do both.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:40:10 No.15062490 >>15062489 Cumflating is harming the one you love. Hence, not love.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:41:06 No.15062492 >>15062402 http://exhentai.org/s/869f7f33f4/489646-36 It is done.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:41:19 No.15062493 >>15062490 Not if you do it in the missionary position while holding hands.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:41:50 No.15062495 >>15062490 >normie logic

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:42:00 No.15062496 >>15062353 I like her when she sucks enough blood to get a big bloated blood belly and/or blood bloated boobies

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:43:45 No.15062498 >>15062490 Cumflating is a form of impregnation, which is love.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:46:28 No.15062501 >>15062496 She doesn't suck blood senpai, only semen.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:46:57 No.15062503 File: 1.03 MB, 992x1403, Shog.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So, is she holding a severed penis or what?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:48:21 No.15062511 >>15062503 That's your daughter, you dipshit.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:48:25 No.15062512 >>15062501 Then he just needs to hold her head on his crotch till she's sucked enough to get a belly.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:49:44 No.15062514 >>15062503 Will a shoggoth maid drug you with aphrodisiacs so you can fuck her senseless?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:49:50 No.15062515 >>15062503 It's a mushroom.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:50:19 No.15062516 >>15062511 That is one ugly daughter.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:51:28 No.15062520 >>15062516 She took after her father.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:51:48 No.15062521 >>15062514 A Shoggoth maid would not drug her beloved mastah, if she did, she couldn't fully enjoy him!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:56:16 No.15062533 >>15062503 It's you, good hunter.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:57:54 No.15062540 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntG50eXbBtc Behold, the song to romance Danukis!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 13:58:43 No.15062543 >>15062533 >twf no Plain Doll to rest your head on her lap

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 14:00:45 No.15062550 >>15062520 OOOOOH

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 14:02:05 No.15062555 >>15062533 >>15062543 >no tittymonster Living Doll with swappable limbs

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 14:02:33 No.15062557 File: 200 KB, 771x430, Screen-shot-2014-06-26-at-7.48.37-AM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15062520 Savage

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 14:03:56 No.15062563 >>15062520 Oh man.

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 14:04:48 No.15062566
File: 543 KB, 707x1000, dollfu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>15062543
>>15062543
>Can you hear me, good hunter?
>I imagine you do not, resting your head so peacefully against this lap of porcelain
>Can I let you in on a secret, my good hunter?
>I try not to impose Master Gehrman with such foolish dalliances, but I hope you will listen.
>For it's at times like these, with you resting so peacefully with me from these long, arduous hunts
>That I feel the most alive.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 14:05:33 No.15062568 >>15062566 Damn nigga that's cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 14:07:02 No.15062573 >>15062566 Anon you made me sad that I will never experience this

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 14:08:31 No.15062577 File: 138 KB, 800x600, 1460398111172.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Let's separate the degenerates with the real degenerates. Would you or would you not fuck Pizza The Hutt in monster girl form?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 14:09:32 No.15062582 >>15062577 I refuse.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 14:11:37 No.15062585 >>15062566 And then she went back to sucking the grandpa off the second you went back.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 14:13:09 No.15062589 >>15062577 I'd a Pizzametz, yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 14:13:36 No.15062592 >>15062520 Destroyed

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 14:14:13 No.15062594 >>15062540 No This is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=od3cjyHctjo&nohtml5=False

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 14:14:47 No.15062595 >>15062585 Anon I think the Moon Presence bit his dick off. Why do you think he wants to get out of the dream even if he has a qt doll with him

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 14:15:05 No.15062596 >>15062577 No reason why not.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 14:16:44 No.15062601 >>15062520 That's Trump levels of banter, good job Anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 14:17:18 No.15062603 File: 2.02 MB, 1574x820, pizza_the_hutt.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15062589 >>15062596

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 14:19:34 No.15062609

>Run away from town when persecution rates get to high
>wonder for half a year barely alive
>sleep in a thick forest
>wake up in a cabin.
>get greeted by an elf that offers you food
>greedily eat all of it and ask what happened.
>She tells you she couldnt just leave a child to die in the forest
>tell her your 30 years old
>"Yes your a big boy" she responds as she pets your head.
>having recovered you leave the cabin to find yourself in an elf village.
>every elf treats you like an eight year old and pets your head.
>They seat you with the other elf children that are all older then you during a banquet.
>You start living there and and even though you want to help out to pay for your stay, they insist that a child should just go out and play.
>Reach the age of 60 and your still treated like a child and get head petted and offered candy constantly

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 14:22:20 No.15062617 >>15062609 Not sure which is worse, to be treated like a Kid by an elf or be treated like a cumpump by an Amazon.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 14:22:46 No.15062620 >>15062609 But you're a human, so physically, you look like an old guy now right?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 14:24:11 No.15062624 >>15062617 Not sure which one is better

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 14:24:11 No.15062625 >>15062620 When you get a monstergirl waifu, your life-span is matched to hers.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 14:24:19 No.15062626 >>15062609 >Lose your patience and rape an elf >They all act horrified >"How was I meant to know any better, I'm too young to understand remember?"

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 14:26:18 No.15062632 >>15062626 >yfw they ground you or worse, they try to explain you the "birds and the bees" thingy.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 14:26:40 No.15062633 Tentacles at Starboard!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 14:27:12 No.15062636 >>15062633 What kind?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 14:28:04 No.15062637 File: 308 KB, 1280x960, tumblr_o5exszOqCv1s5o82fo1_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15062636 The seductive kind, batten down the hatches! We're taking on water!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 14:29:59 No.15062639 >>15062637 Poor guy just wants to do his job

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 14:31:49 No.15062646 >>15062637 Will she pay for me? If so, I'd go in a heartbeat!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 14:33:36 No.15062649 >Haughty ojou-sama becomes a Cursed Sword >A loud "ooooohohohoho!" echoes for miles every time she hacks and slashes

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 14:35:55 No.15062654 >>15062649 >Oohohoho as she whips the blade through your cock and balls over and over again >You want to die but still keep cumming

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 14:37:55 No.15062657 File: 157 KB, 500x750, igotthis.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15062633

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 14:39:03 No.15062659 >>15062637 She knows she can just ask me out o a date right, I'll say yes and then she an take to her hoe so that we can cuddle each other as we learn bout each other.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 14:39:25 No.15062660 >>15062633 MAN THE STARBOARD GUN EMPLACEMENTS PRY IT OFF OUR PRIDEFUL SHIP

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 14:46:36 No.15062676 >>15062639 Poor girl just wants to do him a blowjob.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 15:01:39 No.15062715 >>15062654 >himedere cursed sword and her kuudere living armor partner hunting for cute husbands might be cute

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 15:06:20 No.15062729 >>15062715 Or terrifying,

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 15:09:28 No.15062736 >>15062676 Can you fish silently while getting a blowjob?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 15:11:13 No.15062739 >>15062736 If you're so worried about scaring away fish she can just catch some for you later. Now, less talk more cock.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 15:12:07 No.15062740 >>15062736 Sadly, fishes don't give blowjobs.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 15:21:40 No.15062758 File: 249 KB, 742x660, 1457073211875.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Elves can be lewd, and somewhat cruel.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 15:23:15 No.15062763 >>15062758 I'm not going to rape that elf.

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 15:23:40 No.15062765

>>15062637
>MGs are everywhere and you know that your ship is doomed
>You pray to Poseidon that you will be saved
>You helplessly watch as the rest of the crew is abducted and drug into the ocean
>Just as the last of your mates is taken into the water, everything goes silent.
>You're alone on the half sunken ship, with no living thing in sight
>You hear a splash and a thump towards the bow of the ship and find a mermaid with a strange hat similar to those of high clergy and a stone slab in hand
>At first you fear she will attack, but she simply smiles at you
>"Don't worry my my lord, I am only here to conduct the ceremony" she says
>Ceremony? Wait... my lord?
>Before you could ask her your ship jerks backward as an enormous wave crashes into the side knocking you down
>Towering over you is a woman with woman with a dress made of woven seaweed.
>Her skin is as white as a pearl, her lips as red as the sunset's sky, her hair is as thick and wavey as the ocean itself, and her eyes twinkle with many colors like a rainbow after a harsh storm.
>You can only stare in awe as she raises her weapon, a tridant, and it leta out a blinding light
>As your sight returns the giant woman now stands in front of you along with the mermaid
>As you sit and gape at them speachless the formerly giant woman strolls up and caresses your face
>"Fear not Anon, for I have come to answer your prayers. I will save you from this horrid loneliness. From now on I will care for you, and you shall forever be by my side."
>The hatted mermaid is shedding tears of joy over the speech and begins reading from her tablet
>Years later she abandoned half sunken ship was found by another group of sailors
>Tales of a ghost ship spread like wildfire though the human lands
>Little did they know that all the moaning was coming from below the ship.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 15:25:42 No.15062769 >>15062637 >Tortuga. >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6aaybsc-cA I deserved that.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 15:29:59 No.15062776 >>15062765 Is Poseidon really that needy for a husband that she'll marry any schmuck that prays to her?

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 15:34:49 No.15062789

>>15062776
>tfw in reality she is a more or less forgotten god, only prayed to by her own kind
>To humans she's just a lesser god who is overshadowed by the demon lord's popularity
>so the moment a single human shows true devotion to her she is so moved that decides to marry him
Being a wet god must be suffering.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 15:36:59 No.15062794 >>15062789 >Being a wet god must be suffering. I think all monster girls are wet anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 15:37:47 No.15062795 File: 619 KB, 1600x2000, 1456646710459.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to win the town chili cook off with my hellhound girlfriend!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 15:38:40 No.15062798 >>15062763 Youcanrapethatelf

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 15:38:45 No.15062799 >>15062795 Godamn do you even try anymore?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 15:39:34 No.15062800 >>15062758 Why isn't she volunteering to be violated as well?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 15:39:45 No.15062801 >>15062795 >"Yosh! This chilli needs more heat!" >"H-Hellhound-san, it's already so spicy!"

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 15:40:11 No.15062805 >>15062800 Where do you think that ass is pointing towards, Anon?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 15:43:09 No.15062817 >>15062729 You mean you don't want to see a cursed sword try to sneak up on a squire, only to be defeated by her ohohoho-ing?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 15:45:42 No.15062822 >>15062776 >>15062765 >Girlifying poseidon oh my fucking

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 15:47:06 No.15062829 >>15062822 You do realize in MGE Poseidon is a woman right?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 15:47:41 No.15062831 >>15062795 >10 second headstart Just enough for me to get my jetpack going.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 15:47:59 No.15062833 >>15062822 Looks like you didn't read the lore my friend

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 15:48:12 No.15062837 >>15062822 KC has her written as a girl. http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Poseidon

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 15:48:52 No.15062838 >>15062822 Except it's a female already

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 15:49:55 No.15062843 >>15062838 >>15062837 >>15062829 I feel like we all just got hard-baited

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 15:50:15 No.15062844 >>15062795 >that moment when I use that ten seconds to tackle her down in surprise for some destructo nookie Jockeying for position has always been a turn on for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 15:50:20 No.15062845 >>15062817 It'll still be a unstoppable sadistic woman with black growths growing out of her allied with a living suit of armor with a girl you can't even see unless become her husband.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 16:05:10 No.15062895 >>15062845 Both of them are getting headpats.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 16:11:40 No.15062924 >>15062895 But they're really scary.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 16:12:54 No.15062928 >>15062924 Then deny the headpats until they behave.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 16:14:59 No.15062935 >>15062928 What if they don't like headpats and just want to rape?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 16:15:17 No.15062938 File: 541 KB, 1001x882, 280feef1bccfa335e9d96f688b685d8f.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey guys, what happened to the mg maids dude? I'm still waiting on my application, God damn it

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 16:15:28 No.15062939

>>15062895
>Be walking in the streets
>Everyone is running away in sheer panic
>See a Cursed Sword going berserk on random passerby
>She's laughing out of her mind while covered in red spirit energy
>Her victims are laying on the ground, bathing in their own not-blood
>Have to take a 20 minutes detour to avoid her
>Meet her again the next day
>She's calm, smiling and cuddling with a man
>He is giving her headpats
>There is a huge armor floating next to them
>Some people are weird

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 16:16:31 No.15062944 >>15062935 You headpat with your dick.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 16:16:57 No.15062949 >>15062935 >Not liking Headpats Anon, headpats are literally your secret weapon when dealing with MGs, everyone likes them, getting out of it unraped is not guaranteed though.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 16:18:57 No.15062954 >>15060961 Is that a thing or am I just too optimistic?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 16:18:58 No.15062955 >>15060274 Yes, in fact I remember it distinctly. >>15060281 Do come back We lost a lot of writers in that time.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 16:22:20 No.15062967 >>15062938 I think he died. That or he was the Kiki rper and took it personally when people told him to tone it down, I hope that wasn't the case though.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 16:26:09 No.15062979 >>15062949 Its a double edged sword though, monsters can use headpats to get to us too.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 16:37:54 No.15063025 >>15062979 Only if you are a slut for headpats.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 16:40:44 No.15063037 >>15063025 You mean some people aren't?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 16:41:57 No.15063045 >>15063025 >implying everyone isn't a cuddleslut Anon please.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 16:54:47 No.15063099 >>15063025 I'll have you know that I'm not a slut, I'm just starved for affection, which is perfectly normal.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 17:01:00 No.15063121 I would like to have a monster girl that would make me laugh, someone that could challenge me and enjoy playing sports. Dog or lizard?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 17:01:11 No.15063122 >>15063099 What happens when a MG gets "starved for affection"?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 17:05:20 No.15063138 >>15063122 Kidnapping and rape, probably apology-cuddles afterwards depending on the girl or maybe yandere levels of jealousy after that.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 17:05:39 No.15063139 >>15063122 Rape then cuddles.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 17:05:52 No.15063140 >>15063121 Sounds like you need a Kobald

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 17:08:27 No.15063152 >>15063122 Ushi-Oni stare in awe of her ferocity. Then they take notes.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 17:08:32 No.15063153 >>15062300 >...Why did you waste money on a private monoeye for this?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 17:09:28 No.15063157 >>15063140 What, did she use Nair?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 17:13:58 No.15063180 >>15063140 Kobolds will scratch the door until you take them on a stroll, not sure about enjoying sports but that will get you in shape in not time.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 17:14:31 No.15063183 Are Cursed Swords even the strongest weapon?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 17:15:45 No.15063188 Monstergirls wouldn't try to bring your ghost back to the realm of the living, right? Respect for the dead and all that.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 17:16:57 No.15063192 >>15063188 We are literally talking about fucking sexy undead corpses around here all the time, i'm not sure we have any respect for anything anymore.

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 17:17:55 No.15063195

>>15063122
Depends on the MG and how starved they are, things can go from being very pushy to kidnapping and pelvis devistation.

I mean, a Kolbald might awoo loudly or a werecat might be annoying if ignored for a little bit, while a hyperstarved Ushi-Oni may break all your bones from the waste down and cuddle you afterward. Or, you know, they go insane. Not the good type of insane either i mean the type in which you wont see the sun forever as you're locked up in a basement tied to a chair as she rapes ya every night. There probably wont even be cuddles too...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 17:18:04 No.15063197 >>15063188 >what are Will O'Wisps >what are Liches/Monstergirls with god-like abilities

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 17:18:35 No.15063199 >>15063188 If you lost your body already is more likely your waifu will commit suidice and join you.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 17:20:50 No.15063206 >>15063140 >kobald >>15063195 >kolbald >bald At this point, aren't they just girls acting like dogs?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 17:24:00 No.15063215 >>15063183 Who knows? They already give you really powerful buffs if you're a woman.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 17:25:50 No.15063220 >>15063206 Those are chinese knock-offs that old grandparents can't tell the difference between.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 17:37:28 No.15063245 >>15063220 I want a chinese knock-off cursed sword that breaks easily!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 17:51:58 No.15063282 Do cursed swords feel what their swords feel? Do they feel it when you polish and sharpen them?

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 17:53:41 No.15063290

>>15063220
>Be grandson of a rich buisness owner
>Grandpa decides to have you an arranged marriage with a danuki to merge companies
>You try to fight it, but he won't listen
>Day comes to meet your fiancée
>You actually started to warm up to the idea until you see her
>It's a human girl from the Mist Continent with a synthetic feather duster duct taped to her back and a little headband with ears that don't match her hair
>You call her out on it, but Grampa just tells you not to be rude
>Damn those cheap knock off waifus!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 17:54:33 No.15063298 How come there are Apsaras and Gandharavas but no Asparas and Rakshasas?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 17:57:11 No.15063309 >>15063290 There wouldn't be any problem if she's at least a yamato nadeshiko.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 18:04:30 No.15063323 >>15063290 Those dang human women are getting sneakier.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 18:06:21 No.15063325 >>15063323 >mfw in a monster girl world human women just duct tape tails on themselves and throw indirects at men until they get asked out Can they even rape anyone?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 18:14:44 No.15063349 >>15063325 Nah. Which is why all the monsters are getting the men.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 18:15:46 No.15063357 http://i.4cdn.org/aco/1458726504428.jpg :/

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 18:16:48 No.15063360 >>15063357 Delete this.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 18:17:23 No.15063362 >>15063357 Thanks for sharing.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 18:17:46 No.15063363 >>15063357 I... I'll just go to bed now.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 18:18:13 No.15063365 File: 228 KB, 506x600, Now listen here you little shit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15063357 No.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 18:18:43 No.15063367 >>15063325 >And throw indirects at men until they get asked out Typical. Sympathtic Succubi sex ed teaching human grills how to rape when?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 18:18:55 No.15063368 >>15063357 Seen it. That's old news

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 18:20:29 No.15063374 >>15063357 That kinda sperm production would be pretty cool if your waifu could magic it by will for special occasions. Like cum baths.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 18:21:24 No.15063377 >>15063365 Stop bullying dog girls! dog girls are a miracle of the universe! I wish i could relax in a bathtub full of fluffy puppy girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 18:21:36 No.15063378 File: 132 KB, 850x850, 1456344697824.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15063374

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 18:22:38 No.15063381

>>15063290
>>15063323
Reminds me of a story I had in the back of my head once upon a time; a cult of human women modifying their own bodies with magic and science to try and compete with monsters in the quest to acquire men and turning out... wrong.

Dropped it because I've never done horror before, and the edginess of it damn-near cut my brain open. That and I wasn't entirely comfortable with all the whyboners I was getting everytime I tried to write it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 18:23:09 No.15063383 >>15063357 But why?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 18:24:25 No.15063387 >>15063357 Huh.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 18:25:01 No.15063388 >>15063378 What? Don't you wanna be living proof that men who have to resort to doppelganger potions are bitches?

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 18:25:02 No.15063389

>>15063374
>Magic away the limiters on your cum production
>Cum into an ultra-stretchy condom until it's as big as a beanbag chair
>Pull your dick out when you could practically swim in it
>Magic waifu teleports inside it until just her head is poking out of the hole
>She now gets to enjoy a full-body cum-balloon bath, like some sort of cum barometz

Intriguing.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 18:25:54 No.15063391 >>15062637 >Tortuga Wonderful place

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 18:26:24 No.15063393

>>15063367
>Succubus trying to explain human women why they should always swallow
>The human women ask her angrily why should they do that
>Succubus wonders out loud "how do i reach these kids?!"
i want to see a succesful Succubus teacher doing GTO-tier shenanigans to reach her human students.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 18:27:36 No.15063398 >>15063389 Until she gets out of there and wants a hug.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 18:28:02 No.15063399 >>15063377 http://i.imgur.com/wgnPBx8.jpg Dog girls are for bullying.

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 18:28:41 No.15063401

>>15063389
>>Magic waifu teleports inside it until just her head is poking out of the hole
>>She now gets to enjoy a full-body cum-balloon bath, like some sort of cum barometz
What?

>>15063398
>Not hugging your cummy waifu
It's a good excuse to shower together and fuck some more.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 18:28:58 No.15063403 >>15063399 B-but... why?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 18:29:23 No.15063404 >>15063399 NO! dog girls are for loving!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 18:29:41 No.15063406 >>15063399 This is fucking hilarious.

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 18:31:15 No.15063412

>>15063398
Just hug her through the condom.

>>15063401
>What?

How do I best go about explaining this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMbM-ERy2Lk

Just imagine this, except replace the bearded man with your waifu, replace the balloon with a condom, replace the hosepipe with your dick, and the water with your cum.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 18:31:21 No.15063413 >>15063381 How wrong?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 18:33:01 No.15063415 >>15063377 Me too, anon. All of them cuddling up close and nuzzling you would feel amazing, especially if they're of the fluffier breeds. Of course, satisfying them all would be a challenge, but it would be worth it in the end.

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 18:34:54 No.15063420

>>15063412
>How do I best go about explaining this?
No I got it, I just don't get why that would be a thing any one would want.

You know what I would understand? Your waifu wanting you to fill a sensory deprivation tank with cum for her to relax in.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 18:35:47 No.15063425 >>15063415 >A puppy girl will never crawl up to you looking for warmth I didn't need to become this depressed.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 18:37:02 No.15063427 >>15063399 >>15063406 It reminds me of that one Gintama episode with the time stop device.

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 18:41:25 No.15063433
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>>15063420
It's just the general desire to give a monstergirl pleasure by surrouding them in the cum they love so much, with a weird twist to it. That's basically it.
It's like the same bubbly, bouncy appeal a barometz has, I think.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 18:43:02 No.15063436 >>15063433 Barometz don't have appeal tho

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 18:44:44 No.15063440 >>15063436 they would if they at least had to bleat often.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 18:46:26 No.15063448 >>15063436 You got no appeal.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 18:47:33 No.15063453 Which monster girl would be most into ice play? You know, like running an ice cube up their navel and teasing their nipples with it. I wouldn't mind teasing an Anubis like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 18:47:50 No.15063454 >>15063440 >>15063448 Can she make slime dicks to fuck herself with while she's busy being unwated?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 18:52:08 No.15063472 >>15063425 >>15063415 >You will never raise a Dire Wolf girl who started out as an orphaned pup you found >She will never snuggle with you even in her adult years, curling up into a ball of wolf mofu

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 18:53:39 No.15063480
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>>15063453
>Ice play on an anubis

That'd work pretty damn well. Maybe it's because their skin just seems so soft and sensitive, you can imagine making them squirm as you rub something that cold and pure over their body. You'd have their sweat mixing in with the cold drops of condensation, and teasing one before exposing their stiffening nipples to the ice would be pretty great.
But what about hot wax, too? I think that's a little more extreme than just cold stimulation, though.

Besides that, any monstergirl with an affinity for heat might be susceptible to ice play, maybe barring an ignis. All the desert girls, too.
I kind of think certain aquatic monstergirls might be sensitive to that sort of thing as well.

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 18:59:50 No.15063499
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>>15063480
Salamander is the girl with a heat affinity that first came to mind, it would be a nice way to help a warrior girl wind down too.

Shame that undead probably wouldn't appreciate it with their craving for heat.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 19:01:09 No.15063506 >>15063472 >That moment when you are into healing stories about adopting little monster girls >Most writefags that touch the topic never finish the stories or make sad stuff happen Why is this world so curel?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 19:06:38 No.15063525 >>15063480 >ice play on a yeti >it melts instantly and she laughs >ice play on a yuki-onna >it gets stuck on her skin and she triple dog dares you to put your tongue on it

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 19:09:10 No.15063534 File: 123 KB, 479x485, 1458847685931.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15063480 Is this a fetish I didn't know about?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 19:09:25 No.15063535 >>15062967 >>15062938 Next week/this weekend, semesters exams keeping me busy. A salamander for a welder anon

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 19:10:25 No.15063539

>>15063367
>Human woman moves to MGC for a job
>Becomes friends with a group of monstergirls and is interested in how they do things
>They decide to show her around the city and how to fit in more.
>Start off easy, explaining the varied gender dynamics of the city,and how monstergirls tend to take an active role in getting men
>She starts to get drawn deeper into the city's culture. Buying porn involving men and faceless monstergirls. Going out with her friends to a strip joint. Hiring a streetwalker for a night.
>Subtly monsterizing all the while and is.o the cusp of transforming
>Friends decide to "pop her cherry" by introducing her to "the real deal'

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 19:10:49 No.15063543 >>15063535 Niiice

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 19:11:28 No.15063544 >>15062609 That doesn't sound so bad. I don't see how they could take me for a child though, given my appearance.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 19:11:52 No.15063547 >>15063534 It's a fetish normalfags accept, probably why you don't know about it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 19:13:00 No.15063550 >>15063534 Possibly. It's essentially using temperature extremes to create stimulation.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 19:13:07 No.15063551 >>15063534 It's a pretty normal fetish but not one that's too common. Pretty much what >>15063547 said.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 19:14:29 No.15063556 >>15062795 What if Hellhound-chan wants to feed that anon who insulted you the other day his own parents?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 19:15:50 No.15063559 >>15063550 Sounds stupid and dangerous.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 19:16:06 No.15063560 >>15063122 Cuddlerape

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 19:17:22 No.15063563 >>15063559 That can sum up the practical application of many fetishes. Of course you need to bear safe practice and common sense in mind. If you do that, then you're fine.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 19:18:29 No.15063565 There's a new chapter of A Serpent in Zion, a modern-fantasy piece of writefaggotry involving monster girls, martial arts, and romance. https://hellskitchensink.wordpress.com/a-serpent-in-zion/

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 19:19:14 No.15063567 >>15063565 You posted this last thread

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 19:20:03 No.15063572 >>15063565 Wow, another new chapter? He's writing this stuff fast.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 19:20:37 No.15063574 >>15063567 I post each time a new chapter gets published.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 19:21:10 No.15063575 >>15063567 He didn't, the guy just writes really fast.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 19:21:56 No.15063577 >>15063565 I'm not sure about this, is the story actually as grimdark as the summary tells it? feels too edgy.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 19:22:42 No.15063582 >>15063574 >>15063575 Oh. Well, carry on then.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 19:23:02 No.15063584 >>15063550 >>15063480 Boy, hypothermia sure sounds cool

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 19:23:34 No.15063586 >>15063577 It isn't.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 19:23:47 No.15063587 >>15063575 >Writes really fast That's not necessarily a good thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 19:25:34 No.15063591 >>15063577 It gets a bit grim at points, but the writer promised a happy ending

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 19:26:22 No.15063592 >>15063587 Was anyone suggesting that it was? It's not necessarily a good thing or a bad thing. You can't judge a writer purely by their speed until you've actually read them, obviously.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 19:34:23 No.15063610 File: 1.10 MB, 1800x2250, Ryu Rain Confession.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 19:35:41 No.15063615 >>15063610 Why is a confession of love such a dreary scene?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 19:36:42 No.15063617 >>15063615 She's a Ryu, she makes the rain.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 19:37:32 No.15063623 >>15063610 >Anon, I... >I saw you last night! >You were... >Sneaking a midnight snack!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 19:37:56 No.15063624 >>15063615 >he doesn't like girls confessing their true feelings in a heart-felt burst in the rain. Also, ryus always cause rain.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 19:37:59 No.15063625 >>15063592 Given the writer's reputation I'm going to acquiesce to decline doing so.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 19:37:59 No.15063626 >>15063610 But I don't love you.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 19:39:23 No.15063633 >>15063433 I want to flirt with a Jellysheep.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 19:39:26 No.15063634 >>15063625 He has a reputation now?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 19:40:33 No.15063635 >>15063624 >>15063617 I now they cause rain, but isn't that only when they are sad?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 19:41:16 No.15063639 >>15063625 Acquiesce means give in ya goof.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 19:41:59 No.15063642 >>15063634 He gives off quite a quantity-over-quality vibe.

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 19:43:29 No.15063648
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>>15063635
I reckon they can make whatever weather they want, but it's probably influenced by mood.

Like if her boyfriend broke up with her she would make it rain for several days. But if they got back together it would be a beautiful sunny day.

Ryu are fickle like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 19:44:25 No.15063651 File: 168 KB, 921x236, 1429240107557.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15063525

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 19:45:48 No.15063653 >>15063648 Exactly. Hence my question. Why is a confession such a dreary scene?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 19:46:59 No.15063655 >>15063642 Is that it? Hardly grounds for establishing a reputation. After all, have you read his stuff to see if that vibe is validated or not?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 19:47:07 No.15063656 >>15063653 Maybe because she's nervous? I dunno.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 19:48:47 No.15063662 >>15063648 If I donated 10,000 yen to this ryu, would she give me the '10,000 yen service.'

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 19:49:08 No.15063664 >>15063655 Unfortunately, yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 19:50:11 No.15063667 >>15063653 Because she's afraid she'll be rejected and she's pouring her heart out.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 19:50:21 No.15063668 >>15063662 Shes not a whore anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 19:51:21 No.15063669 >>15063668 But what if she's desperate? She might need the money. Surely Anon wouldn't take advantage of her though.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 19:52:08 No.15063671 >>15063668 would her shirohebi shrine maidens do it?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 19:59:27 No.15063691 >>15061981 >>15061991 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uoq0j6Hf3Es

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:02:40 No.15063706
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>>15060243

>>15060301

(>>15060235) is the response to response to (>>14995945) (anon evaluates mindflayers, shoggoths, wendigos and cu/caith sith, then declares "Fuck man, I'm going with a succubus. ") -- > I'm sure any succubi hanging out at the bar will be glad to hear that.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:02:53 No.15063707 >>15062637 >TL note kek

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:03:32 No.15063708 >>15063535 OH MAH GAAAAWD I can't even remember what my request was, or when I did it I think it was a solid year ago

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:04:20 No.15063712 >>15063706 Oh god she's cute!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:04:41 No.15063715 Why would monstergirls live in the wild if they were real? They're (mostly) a sapient, social species, wouldn't they flock to cities/villages/ports and whatnot?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:04:46 No.15063716 >>15063706 Cuuuuuuuute!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:05:31 No.15063720 >>15063584 It's one of the better ways to go.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:05:41 No.15063722 >>15063706 >"Irasshai!" What a lovely snek.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:05:57 No.15063724 File: 311 KB, 721x711, jinkolazy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15063715 grizzlies, jinkos, ren xiongmao, werewolves, most beastmen, really

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:06:29 No.15063727 >>15063720 Nigga you do not want to die frozen. You do NOT want to die frozen..

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:06:35 No.15063728 >>15063706 What a cute shopkeeper. I'd visit her shop as often as I could.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:07:06 No.15063729 >>15063715 They're not a single species for one. They're hundreds of species from earth spirits to dead bitches to literal demons. Some will be prone to civilization and some will not.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:07:52 No.15063732 >>15063706 I wonder who runs the gun shop.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:08:11 No.15063734 >>15063706 I want to move into a new house, purely because it's closer to Snakemart!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:08:29 No.15063736 >>15063724 >>15063715 oh, why, not which. I'm dumb. I guess to hunt for outdoorsmen and food. Dersu Uzala would have a jinko waifu, but he'd feel bad about the one he shot at and scared

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:08:54 No.15063739 >>15063732 There's two shops. One run by a dwarf and one by a cyclops.

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:08:59 No.15063740

>>15063729
>They're not a single species for one
Wouldn't monstergirls as a whole be a species, while all the hundreds of different girls would be subscpecies?

I mean, we don't consider people of different colors completely different races of humans.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:09:14 No.15063741 >>15063732 80% chance it's an Oni with an eye-patch.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:09:22 No.15063743 >>15063727 I'll take it over burning, crushing, drowning, bleeding, poisoning/envenoming, and (depending on the type) disease and suffocation.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:09:33 No.15063744 File: 616 KB, 1339x1000, Rhodesian elves.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15063732 an old mercenary elf who fought in Mozambique, Rhodesia and South Africa.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:10:23 No.15063748 >>15063744 Now we're talking.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:11:22 No.15063752 >>15063715 It's all about comfort. A ushi oni might just be more at home in cave near the outskirts of a city.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:11:26 No.15063754 >>15063727 Listen to this Anon, hypothermia is not cool, frostbite is not cool, that episode of madness where you start taking off all your clothes is DEFINITELY not cool.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:11:37 No.15063756 File: 164 KB, 631x1000, 1459898721450.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15063732 A /fit/ Cheshire.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:11:46 No.15063758 >>15063743 Getting shot in the head beats all of those.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:12:05 No.15063761 >>15063669 I'd take advantage of her by asking to be the only priest at the shrine

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:12:12 No.15063762
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>>15063748
She likes to tell other combat vets her stories, but normies get courteous silence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVBcChCEsOE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccHfY2LcDWc

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:12:50 No.15063764 >>15063715 Some would prefer to avoid civilization and live in their own communities, Like Amaozns or Dark Elves. Or they would be barred from living in cities for being too dangerous or inconvenient like Ushi-Onis or Parasite Slimes or Sandwurms.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:13:03 No.15063765 >>15063754 I've had cold weather survival training, I know what it entails and I'll still take.

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:13:10 No.15063766

>>15063754
>that episode of madness where you start taking off all your clothes is DEFINITELY not cool.
I never understood this. I mean there is a greater chance of survival if you keep your clothes on, why would your brain react like this? You'd think evolution would have sorted this out in the ice ages and only the ones without this response would die.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:13:36 No.15063770 >>15063472 Dammit, anon. Having an overprotective dire wolfu or muscular kobold would be amazing. I'd love her to be wrapped around me in her fluffy, muscular embrace when we sleep or fuck like animals.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:13:47 No.15063771 >>15063727 You start to feel warm right before you die so it's not all bad and it's not always a Yeti hugging you back to life

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:14:11 No.15063773 >>15063766 >only the ones without this response would die. Would survive, I mean.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:14:48 No.15063777 >>15063756 Lovely.

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:15:25 No.15063779

>>15063740
They're all so radically different that scientifically they wouldn't just be separate species, most would be in separate families and groups. Some are whole kingdoms and phylla apart.

And don't say anything about breeding. That's not a metric. I can breed an apricot with a plum but that don't make them the same fruit. That goes double for monstergirls because they can only breed with men through magic, not normal biological compatibility.

Monstergirls would honestly need a whole new classification system to describe them.

>we don't consider people of different colors completely different races of humans.
Yes we do. Race doesn't mean separate species though. It means race. Like how fox squirrels are black on the east coast and red on the Gulf Coast.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:15:27 No.15063780 >>15063758 Not necessarily, depending where you got shot and how the ballistics worked out you could survive and find yourself bleeding out on the ground instead.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:16:08 No.15063785 File: 396 KB, 850x708, 5b91e1381ed57c94f2f03ff96f8e28d6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15063732 a Russian wolf girl, just don't ask how she gets her stock

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:18:10 No.15063790 >>15063785 She's a famous weapon smuggler that goes by the name "the jackal", also likes to rant philosophical debates every now and then.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:18:26 No.15063792 File: 222 KB, 1000x1300, Momiji PKM.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15063785 will she call me tovarisch?

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:20:36 No.15063804

>>15063779
>we don't consider people of different colors completely different races of humans.
I just realized I fucked up, I meant to say completely different species, not races.

>They're all so radically different that scientifically
>scientifically
We can apply real world science and logic to monstergirls now? Serious question, nobody really gave a fuck last time I was here years ago

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:21:34 No.15063810 >>15063623 midnight munchies are a thing

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:22:14 No.15063812 >>15063780 I meant getting shot to death, with a bullet going through your cerebrum.

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:24:06 No.15063818

>>15063804
Please. This is like the twelfth time we've had this same conversation about how monstergirls aren't the same species. It goes back to /a/. You'll get the same answer every time from anyone with the most cursory education in biology.

Hell some common sense would tell you that zombies and horse pussy are way too far removed from each other to even pretend they could be the same species.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:24:34 No.15063820 >>15063756 10/10 would mire

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:24:36 No.15063821
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>>15063792
Yes, and she'll also ask you if love can bloom, even on a battlefield

>>15063790
Was her sister also killed while she was trying to sell weapons in Africa?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:25:35 No.15063825 File: 181 KB, 600x907, sovietsune.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15063821 sounds good to me. Also, yes it can.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:26:19 No.15063828 >>15063740 >I mean, we don't consider people of different colors completely different races of humans. Yes we do.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:31:02 No.15063843 File: 401 KB, 850x708, momiji breach team.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15063825 >Also, yes it can. The battlefield is no place for love

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:32:48 No.15063850 File: 297 KB, 693x852, operator elf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15063843 Roses are red, the violets are here. You stacked up at my heart, now breach, bang and clear

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:34:46 No.15063856 >>15063850 >being captured and raped by an soldier MG. Oh yes my fetish.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:36:05 No.15063863 >>15063843 >Breach team >Riot police shield >M16A1 variant with a barrel that long >ACOG Literally asking for a fucking disaster in the first indoors raid, or whatever the fuck they're supposed to do with that gear selection.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:37:09 No.15063870 >>15063856 >You will never be stripped naked in front of Monster Girl officers after being taken captive.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:37:29 No.15063871 >>15063863 I saw some vids from Falluja in 2004, most of the Marines are rocking the M16, but that's because the Marine Corps is poor as fuck and give their grunts shit >>15063856 There's a story kind of like that

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:37:59 No.15063872 >>15063843 Story when?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:39:01 No.15063876 >>15063856 I wish Kitsoviet would do more Soviet Fluffy Tails stuff. Though, I wouldn't mind if he showcased more of the good-natured soldiers this time around.

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:39:40 No.15063880

>>15063843
Battlefield is best place for love.
>You'll never spend hours in a trench facing down the enemy unblinking, both your guns pointed at eachother, your senses so heightened the slightest movement would be met in mutual firing
>You'll never find your eyes wandering over her body, and sense her eyes doing the same.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:41:21 No.15063889 >>15063856 Would you volunteer to be a "stress relief officer" for the MG occupiers?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:43:37 No.15063894 >>15063889 >stress relief officer Careful not to break that meme anon. It's an antique.

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:44:03 No.15063898

>>15063740
>I mean, we don't consider people of different colors completely different races of humans
Anyone who isn't a delusional idiot does. Though like the other guy said, race isn't the same as species. Domestic dogs are all the same species, but nobody in their right mind will say a Great Dane is the same as a Chihuahua. Different race/breed.

The differences between monstergirls are a lot great than that though. There's no way an Ushi and a Slime, for example, could be different breeds of the same species.

You might be able to make the argument that all canid girls are different races of the same species, and likewise with all harpies, all lamias, all slimes, all elementals, etc.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:44:11 No.15063899 >>15063870 Hey. The rules of war dictate that POWs cannot be relieved of personal protective gear, such as their uniform.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:44:23 No.15063900 >>15063889 Just hope the paladins don't take your town back, or you'll be lined up against the wall for collaborationism

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:44:27 No.15063902 >>15063880 And then a grenade drops in on us both

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:45:23 No.15063909 >>15063899 >monstergirls following rules of war when there's hot anon dick to scope out you're a funny guy, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:45:41 No.15063910 >>15063856 >a soldier Not a whole squad

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:46:09 No.15063913 >>15063902 Who would throw a grenade at a random crater in the middle of a bombardment?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:48:18 No.15063921 >>15063910 >>15063889 >>15063870 Truly, the best life is the one of an captured POW for the MG army.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:48:22 No.15063922 >>15063889 I'd rather turn tricks for cash when the soldiers come into town to get drunk and look for company. >>15063910 Are you sure you can handle that tough guy?

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:48:43 No.15063923

>>15063856
>>15063889
I'd rather be a patriotic volunteer providing comfort and relief for our girls fighting the good fight. Even that one Holst paladin chaplain, even though it's against the strictures of her faith. She's just so lonely, she needs someone to hold her.

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:48:57 No.15063924

>>15063910
I think there's something appealing about one soldier claiming you for her exclusive personal use, and in doing so placing you under her protection.

Although, you can use that same idea except now a whole squad is placing you under their protection for their their exclusive use.

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:48:59 No.15063925

>>15063913
For two soldiers of opposing fronts to meet each other, let alone point each other's weapons at one another from up close, I'd guess you'd be in the middle of an engagement, most likely not alone, for such event to take place. Since neither of you would be alone at that moment, somebody else would've thrown the frag.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:50:11 No.15063931 >>15063921 After reading Spider and the Fly I'm less sure of that.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:50:38 No.15063932 >>15063880 >Wanting to be a determent to everyone around you.

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:50:44 No.15063933

>>15063732
A rough riding OG manticore, with her boyfriend, Tyrone Jamal Jardeen Maqrisha Sha Nay-Nay Obamisha Demarcus. The guns are all hi-points in 9mm, but they are all labeled "foty-cal glawks". Most are new, but smell faintly of coke and fried chicken. She also participates in some apprentice gunsmithing, creating shotguns from Hi Point carbines bored out to accept 20 gauge shells, and rifles from AR-15 uppers stolen from cop cars mated to AK lowers from drug runners.

>>15063744
She sounds very....black

>>15063756
Would NOT support that business

>>15063785
But I'm Ukrainian!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:51:53 No.15063936 >>15063925 A better way to do it would be to do a scenario where you're both stuck in the same shell-hole, and won't be able to leave until at least nightfall.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:52:44 No.15063940 >>15063936 Somebody did that story with a maus a few months back.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:52:56 No.15063941 >>15063936 That was the exact scenario though. >>15063925 Can't really call trench rushing an engagement.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:53:28 No.15063944 >>15063900 So just play both sides then. On the surface you're a collaborate with the MG occupiers, but in secret you're aiding the Human Resistance.

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:54:00 No.15063946

>>15063933
>But I'm Ukrainian!
I knew this really nice Ukrainian lady when I was younger. When stuff started going to shit there I remembered her and wondered how she felt about it. She would have made a good Kiki.

Kiki guerrillas harassing Russian Jinkos and Bear-girls when?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:54:04 No.15063947 >>15063941 Any contact with the enemy is an engagement, Anon. You're literally pointing your weapons at each other.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:54:40 No.15063948 File: 209 KB, 900x1170, elves with FALs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15063933 >Black they prefer dark elf

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:54:44 No.15063950 >>15063941 From the way it was worded it sounded as though you were both in different trenches.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:55:27 No.15063954 >>15063924 First you get gangraped by the squad, then after they're done with you one of them takes you with her.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:55:57 No.15063956 >>15063948 I want to capture them while they are on patrol and do the worst thing ever to an elf... Ruin her figure.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:57:42 No.15063963 File: 1.06 MB, 1416x3393, elf in bondage.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15063956 this but with combat gear Also, be careful, they're pretty good shots

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:57:46 No.15063965 >>15063954 So basically KitSoviets 'Soviet Fluffy Tails' story then?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:58:46 No.15063969 >>15063956 >Not fighting for Elf Rhodesia Mugabe plz.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 20:59:08 No.15063970 >>15063947 I guess but that kinda shit is far more chaotic than modern warfare. >>15063950 You're right, I fucked up, Meant crater, typed trench.

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 21:00:23 No.15063973

>>15063766
>>15063773
The thing is, evolution isn't some force actively working towards making a species better over generations.
Of course it benefits a species, but above all else, it is efficient.

You ask why evolution wouldn't have bred out this fault, so that those who reacted by disrobing would die, while those who survived would be lacking that fatal flaw.
I suppose there simply wasn't enough environmental pressure (people dying in that way) for natural selection to apply in regards to that particular trait.

Evolution is funny that way. In fact, it's so concerned with energy efficiency, that looking at certain species over the course of many years, you might actually find certain beneficial traits regressing and disappearing as there's no real need for them. All in the name of efficiency.

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 21:01:32 No.15063979

>>15063963
That's why you gotta be careful, maybe trick them with some drugged food before smuggling them, and yourself, of the country to continue my work!

>>15063969
Never!
I'm going to have some trophy elves that I'll pamper until they no longer resemble or even resemble their former, fighting selves!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 21:02:34 No.15063982 >>15063970 It is. Soldiers rarely come in close contact with the enemy nowadays, save for PMCs and spec/blackopsfags. The age of "looking at the enemy in the eye" ended after WWII.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 21:02:59 No.15063984 >>15063965 Didn't he get gangraped AFTER starting a relationship with her?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 21:03:01 No.15063985 File: 496 KB, 1000x1645, 50102960_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15063956 Better than the poor soul who gets captured by elves. They'll play with your ears for an uncomfortably long time.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 21:04:00 No.15063989 >>15063910 Anon, a squad is around 8-10 people. Maybe you're looking for an Assault Group which is 4-5 people, or even a Fireteam at 2-3 people.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 21:04:19 No.15063990 >>15063985 True. That and you cant tease them if you're the captured one.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 21:04:43 No.15063993 >>15063989 So what?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 21:05:05 No.15063994 >>15063984 Not it was definitely before, that's how they first met.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 21:06:19 No.15063998 >>15063993 Only a slut would want to get raped by an entire squad of monstergirls, you aren't a slut are you anon?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 21:06:20 No.15063999 >>15063989 >a squad is around 8-10 people Yes and?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 21:06:23 No.15064000 >>15063984 She started a relationship with the main dude after nervously partaking in the gangrape. And after the main dude proposed to her, the Kitsune's squad tried to NTR her, but she was having none of that shit and went full dominatrix mode.

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 21:07:06 No.15064004

>>15063921
>The Demon Lord tells her generals to release a video showing just how well POW's are treated
>Anon sits in front of a camera, speaking stiffly about how well men are treated
>His blinking is irregular, realizing it's Morse code a radio operator is asked to look at it
>"Tell mom she has grandchildren"

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 21:07:06 No.15064005 >>15063993 >being raped by 8-10 mg soldiers It would be both great and horrible.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 21:08:04 No.15064009 >>15064004 >"Tell mom she has grandchildren" I chuckled.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 21:08:27 No.15064012 >>15063989 A Fireteam is usually 4-5 people. They're both the same thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 21:09:04 No.15064016 >>15064012 Maybe in the US, it's different up here.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 21:09:33 No.15064018 >>15064004 >"A lot more then 5." >"Actually i lost count."

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 21:10:46 No.15064023 >>15063931 Is that an actual book or something from a writefag? If the former then what is it about, and if the latter who, if you don't mind my asking.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 21:10:53 No.15064024 >>15064016 Eh, gosh darn canucks

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 21:13:09 No.15064035 >>15064023 http://pastebin.com/7yrKL6dj

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 21:13:46 No.15064038 >>15063985 I want to get captured by Elves so I could get rape them once I get free.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 21:16:56 No.15064044 File: 581 KB, 800x1131, 33970888_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15064038 Could always get a cell mate.

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 21:18:11 No.15064047

>>15063998
>>15064005
But I want it! I want the common wolf and lizardgirl soldiers to gangrape me, the Demon CO to force me into spending long nights with her, the Arachne in charge of the armory, if that's a real job, to tie me up and milk me dry, and to give under-the-desk encouragement to the Cyclops in charge of the computers.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 21:20:18 No.15064053 >>15064044 One elf isn't good enough anon, I want to rape every single elf on the base.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 21:20:52 No.15064054 >>15064000 >tfw no story about the rest of her squad's rapey adventures

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 21:21:00 No.15064056 >You will never crawl through three miles of mud, blood and barbed-wire carrying your wounded MG comrade on your back to safety.

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 21:23:44 No.15064066

>>15064044
>Get captured by Elves
>They throw you in a cell with the worst criminal in Elven history
>What she did was so bad that it's a taboo to even speak of it, no one will tell you
>They expect her to break you
>They come back the next morning and the two of you are naked and cuddling while she nibbles on your collarbone
>It turns out she was thrown in prison for saying she wanted to marry a human

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 21:23:48 No.15064067 >>15064054 Her squad has been shunned by society and demoted due to their attempt at committing a taboo towards a married Kitsune.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 21:25:36 No.15064074 >>15064044 Why would there be a locked up elf? Treason? Why would she even?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 21:27:19 No.15064083 >>15064074 See >>15064066

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 21:29:44 No.15064099 >>15064056 >tfw you will never desperately try to keep an MG soldier alive >only for her last words to be that she wants to be your waifu in her next life

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 21:32:33 No.15064117 >>15064099 Welp. Time to kill myself so my soul can follow hot on her heels.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 21:34:15 No.15064124 >>15064117 But she would want you to live a long happy life.

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 21:34:56 No.15064127

>>15064099
>>15064056
>You'll never manage to drag her over to the MEDEVAC chopper for extraction along with other wounded, before rushing back to the fight with your brothers and sisters
>She'll never wake up in the FOB's medical facility, stable and recovering
>She'll never be told who her guardian angel was, and promptly ask to meet him so she can say her thanks
>Only to be told that he didn't make it back from that ambush she was extracted from

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 21:36:11 No.15064132 >>15064124 I will. Next time, with her.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 21:40:57 No.15064149 >>15064099 >Implying I wouldn't sacrifice myself to keep her alive.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 21:44:10 No.15064162 >>15064127 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9hagVL-__c

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 21:46:15 No.15064179 File: 162 KB, 669x641, I'm already an alp.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15064127 >>15064149 >after your death, your soldier MG waifu has grown disillusioned with the military and has left to found WSF. Waifus Sans Frontiers

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 21:50:09 No.15064201 File: 161 KB, 777x800, 1460348896371.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do monstergirls beyond Zombies and Lesser Succubi follow evolutionary trees of some variety?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 21:53:06 No.15064213 >>15064201 Stuff like this is why I'd never be allowed to own any sort of milks from minotaurs, holstaurs, or hathorites.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 21:53:08 No.15064214 >>15064201 Don't post cute boats.

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 21:54:22 No.15064220

>>15064149
Well, that seems selfish. Now she has to live in a world without you, wracked with survivor's guilt. And just how are you going to sacrifice yourself for her, anyway? Not like killing yourself is somehow going to magically cure fatal blood loss.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 21:55:38 No.15064226 >tfw your soldier mg waifu restrains herself because she thinks that sex during wartime is a "death flag" for either of you

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 21:55:58 No.15064227 >>15064213 I don't think Minotaur or Holst milk would taste any better. I bet it would still taste awful like normal cow milk.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 21:56:42 No.15064230 >>15064226 it is a death flag

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 21:57:09 No.15064232 >>15064227 Milk is delicious and I will fight you.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 21:57:44 No.15064237 >Women soldiers. >Wanting a walking disaster to watch your back during combat. Monster girl or not, wanting female soldiers is fucking retarded no matter what.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 21:58:22 No.15064239 >>15064232 Milk is shit by itself, but great when added to coffee.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 21:58:45 No.15064242 >>15064232 Milk is absolutely disgusting. It tastes like water with something gross in it. Monster girl milk would be no better.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 21:58:47 No.15064243 File: 162 KB, 800x1100, 1409647097624.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15064232 do muscly minos drink mino muscle milk? >>15064237 it's a fantasy world m8, anyone with a brain knows women soldiers are bad news

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 21:59:18 No.15064246 >>15064237 >Says the little bitch boy man when most MGs could lift twice as much as him, run twice as fast and long too. Yea na. I'd rather a werewolf watching my back than some scrub.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 21:59:38 No.15064248 >>15064237 Your mistake is thinking mgs would act like 3DPD.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 21:59:58 No.15064252 >>15064239 Milk is the delicious nectar of the gods, second only to apple cider. >>15064242 I will just say that we disagree. >>15064243 Yes, the best milk for muscle building.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:00:02 No.15064253 File: 592 KB, 990x535, aigis no fighting.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15064237 it's a fantasy anon

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:00:40 No.15064256 >>15064242 Sounds like you've been drinking skimmed milk, or something equally shitty. Good, organic semi-skimmed or full-fat milk tastes great.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:00:58 No.15064258 >>15064220 Exposing myself to enemy fire to drag her back into cover so she can receive first aid. Perhaps even giving her a field blood transfusion, even though I need it as much as she does.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:01:50 No.15064265 >>15064252 >Likes milk and apple cider. God damn anon, what shithole do you live in where you think those things are good? >>15064256 I've had both anon, they' all taste the same.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:02:00 No.15064268 >>15064237 Confusing 2D with 3D again are we? Shame anon, you should know better by now.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:02:21 No.15064269 >>15064242 >monster girls better than human women at literally everything but having sons >somehow their milk would taste like shit ?

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:02:23 No.15064270

>>15064246
I think he means the part where monstergirls don't give a shit about war after they get a husband, and only go to war in the first place to get a husband.

That's even less reliable than humans. The strength is a bonus but coordinating a monster army is like herding cats.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:03:15 No.15064275 >>15064265 What shithole do you live in where they taste that bad, and all taste the same?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:03:19 No.15064276 >>15064243 >>15064253 Even if it's fantasy women would still be as incompetent as they are now and would only be a determent in combat.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:03:45 No.15064279 >>15064265 >Hating apple cider. Now I know you have no taste. Seriously, that shit is delicious, especially when it's the fresh stuff.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:03:49 No.15064280 >>15064269 Regular milk doesn't even taste like shit so why would you respond to the bait? The man can't even taste cream properly. Imagine what ice cream or butter tastes like to him.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:04:44 No.15064283 >>15064270 Oh, that. Well, what difference does it make when both sides have the same motive?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:04:52 No.15064284 >>15064269 All milk tastes like shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:05:04 No.15064285 >>15064276 >somehow fantasy can't change this I had fun once and it was awful

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:06:02 No.15064289 >>15064275 >>15064279 Cider is trash, what the fuck are you talking about?

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:07:06 No.15064294

>>15064270
Normally I'd agree with you anon, in fact normally I'm the one complaining about how unreliable and ineffective an MG army would be in modern-ish combat. However, right now I'm too busy thinking about operating with and eventually sacrificing myself to save my Kitsune fireteam partner.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:08:16 No.15064299 >>15064294 >Kitsune That tail would have to go.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:08:39 No.15064300 >>15064284 I am so sorry Anon...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:11:01 No.15064309 >>15064300 I feel sorry for you more, you enjoy something that is only good for cooking. Milk is trash for drinking and I wouldn't feel bad at all if I had to tell a Holst that.

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:11:06 No.15064310

>>15064294
That's okay. I can only imagine mall ninjas when people talk about operating and operators. It's just the complete opposite of cool. The cool lingo when I was a kid was about commandoes and special forces.

Can't even recall the last time I heard the term commando in a modern military fantasy scenario.

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:15:07 No.15064334

>>15064299
I don't see why. In fact, due to their more humanoid appearance and high intelligence, Kitsune would be one of the better MG's to enlist in a modern military.

>>15064310
I may have used the word operate, but I really meant serve in a combat role and engage in army shenanigans.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:16:30 No.15064340 >>15064294 What if they were only used in special roles? Giant Ants for construction and digging, Ghosts for spying, Mindflayers for interrogation, maybe even some Living Armors attached to something more modern.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:16:58 No.15064344 >>15064334 Their tail would still need to be cut short or something anon. It's a huge target.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:18:08 No.15064356 File: 407 KB, 948x749, so whatareyouinfor.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15064044 >>15064066

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:18:48 No.15064362 >>15064340 >Giant Ants for construction and digging That's what the ant girls were used for in Greystorm. They were attached to some kind of supply unit.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:19:27 No.15064370 >>15064344 >Huge target But anon. The mofu traps the bullets

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:20:09 No.15064376 >>15064356 Why is the Paladin in jail?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:20:58 No.15064384 >>15064344 What are you talking about? It's a fox tail not an entire spider abdomen, it doesn't make her any more of a target than wearing a patrol pack does.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:21:01 No.15064385 >>15064376 Serial Hugging

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:21:04 No.15064386 >>15064356 I thought pally was a good guy. Why is he locked up?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:21:10 No.15064388 >>15064370 That's retarded anon.

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:21:16 No.15064391

>>15064334
I bet their magic and foxfire would wreck havoc on a battlefield, too. A trained kitsune could just impel a floating orb of fire from safety, around a few corners into a hot zone, and explode it. Coat an area in fire like that which'll move away to avoid harming your allies, and you've got a huge tactical advantage.

That, and kitsunes can shapeshift as they please, too. See a fox run past you? Ignore it, there's enemy soldiers over that ridge in the distance.
Suddenly there's razor sharp nails at your throat, a sweet voice in your ear, and a fluffy tail between your legs, and it's the last thing you see before your vision goes black.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:21:17 No.15064392 >>15064376 Three hots and a cot. He can bust out whenever he wants.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:22:11 No.15064398 >>15064385 He would never do that! Paladin is a good man that is staying pure so he can marry the Yeti when she grows up!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:22:38 No.15064402 >>15064376 His yeti partner got framed for being the serial hugger, and as an accomplice he got thrown in jail too.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:23:27 No.15064413 >>15064388 You're retarded anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:23:51 No.15064414 >>15064392 So the noble Pally and Yeti are basically nomads, travelling without a home while doing good deeds? I mean, they could at least stay at an inn or something. Just do some manual labour or heroic questing for coin.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:24:03 No.15064415 >>15064413 Your mom's retarded.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:24:25 No.15064418 >>15064391 That's ignoring the massive tactical value of illusion magic as well.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:25:43 No.15064427 >>15064414 Why, gratitude is all they need. They couldn't possibly accept payment for their deeds!

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:25:57 No.15064428

>>15064386
>>15064402
How long until he escapes and captures the true serial hugger in an epic battle to clear his young students name?
Why do I see this ending with him and the serial hugger falling off a water fall while loli yeti watches, taking up the mantel of her fallen mentor to deliver justice and teach a young human boy what it means to be a hero?

How much longer till she finds the pally with a dent in his helmet and suffering from amnesia, an equally amnesiatic serial hugger at his side?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:26:26 No.15064429 >>15064415 fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:26:43 No.15064431 >>15064418 >tfw just watched Beneath the Planet of the Apes yesterday for the first time in over a decade Yeah. Illusions can be crazy.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:28:15 No.15064438 >>15064428 >Not finding the amnesiac pally returned to his ancient monster-hating ways You know nothing of sorrow.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:30:27 No.15064449 >>15064438 But i wasn't going for sorrow.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:30:38 No.15064450 >>15064356 Paladin and Yeti give no fucks.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:31:35 No.15064456 File: 256 KB, 800x632, 1434332457654.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15064427 They have to make a living somehow

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:32:20 No.15064457 >>15064456 What is that Yeti saying? Why does she look upset?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:33:05 No.15064464 >>15064457 The kiki is flirting with her daddy.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:34:32 No.15064473 >>15064464 Wouldn't she be happy that her dad is getting a girlfriend?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:34:41 No.15064475 >>15064457 She thinks that the kiki is going to take Pally pal from her.

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:34:42 No.15064476

Operators are for being utterly btfo by magic, torn to shreds by controlled natural disasters while all their fancy modern weapons bounce off shields or are wasted on illusory images.
Monster armies are for being obliterated by weapons of mass destruction that are too insidious or too powerful to be defended against.

Normals are cannon fodder, and ash on the ground.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:37:02 No.15064490 I want to open a tailor's shop wherein I make the silly clothes for monstergirls and accomodate their silly anatomy. Every tuesday there's a sale on silly hats.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:38:12 No.15064497 >>15064490 Do you make comically large bras for girls with comically large boobs? Will I see an oppai loli hellhound walk out with a flat expression and a silly hat?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:38:25 No.15064498 >>15064476 I wish.

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:40:58 No.15064514

>>15064476
You know what I always found interesting? Even the monster armies would be frontloaded with magicless peasants. Harpies, lizards, werewolves, mice and the rest of the commons would get wrecked by modern warfare. But the Lilim and the Dragons and the rest of the insane magic crew would be nearly unstoppable.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:41:05 No.15064515 >>15064490 >Cheshire with a giant foam cowboy hat >it's funny, see, it's a big hat. haha >the big hat is all you see as she turns invisible and rapes you

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:41:13 No.15064517 >>15064497 Comically large bras with mini-magic thrusters on the bottom, so that a Ogre girl can walk out with her breasts amazingly perky.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:42:37 No.15064529 >>15064515 >Not raping her before she rapes you. God damn anon, stop being such a scrub.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:43:16 No.15064534 >>15064517 I can only imagine her boasting about that only for an equally large and perky holst nearby to ask what a bra is.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:43:38 No.15064535 >>15064514 >Interesting. We talk about this almost every fucking week. fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:45:53 No.15064544 >>15058537 NO FUCKING WAY

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:46:20 No.15064548 >>15064535 Bullshit. Nobody ever talks about how the different tiers of monsters would do or the actual composition of the armies. It's always just magic vs. modern warfare.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:47:21 No.15064552 >>15058537 Wouldn't she be the sheathe and my dick the sword? This is why pens should be kept away from swords

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:48:11 No.15064554 >>15064548 Are you mentally deficient? That subject is touched every single time humans vs monsters is brought up.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:49:12 No.15064560 >>15064554 She's talking about stabbing you in the face because Cursed Swords are psychopaths.

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:49:27 No.15064564

>>15064514
I'd imagine they'd learn quickly to have the powerful spellcasters put buffs on the dirty peasant races, but something like a decent-sized nuclear explosion would just be too much power for even a lilim to handle.

There's a good chance any civilization after a "contact war" scenario would be post-apocalyptic, if it even existed.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:49:35 No.15064565 >>15064517 >Take home sexy big green girl >Unhook her bra >Saggy Ogre tits That should be against the law.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:50:19 No.15064566 >>15064548 Maybe there's a reason for that.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:50:57 No.15064569 >>15064534 Poor Ogre, I'd give her a pat on the back and tell her that she'll find a man that would love her old woman tits one day.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:51:57 No.15064575 >>15064566 That reason being that any talk about a war always devolves into nukes vs lilims or traitorposting.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:52:23 No.15064577 >>15064566 What reason is that?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:53:03 No.15064584 >>15064569 >>15064565 Know what would be funny? If the sagging is extermely minor yet they treat as if it's floppy pancake tits.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:54:12 No.15064590 >Z-Ton did art for the new, lewd Medabots ...I don't know how to feel about this.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:55:23 No.15064597 >>15064590 >new, lewd Medabots Excuse me what?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:55:59 No.15064605 >>15064590 >lewd Medabots Oh not this again.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:55:59 No.15064606 >>15064584 >Man takes home Ogre after a nice date. >Takes off her shirt and begins to remove her bra. >"God damn they look like you could wrap them around your feet twice."

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:56:16 No.15064610 >>15058537 That's...actually kinda romantic.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:56:23 No.15064612 >>15064575 It's why we need to bring up suffering more when we talk military.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:56:25 No.15064613 >>15064590 >new, lewd Medabots Are you referring to that yuribait game?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:57:06 No.15064617 >>15064590 Link it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:57:12 No.15064619 >>15064590 >Z-Ton Does it involve NTR and futa?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:57:49 No.15064621 >>15064606 >What are you talking abo- >"Don't worry, I know they're horrible, you don't need to pretend.." See, that's when you have her give you a titjob and go on about how good they are.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:57:58 No.15064623 >>15064584 Minor sag is objectively best. Perfectly perky tits are too firm for proper paizuri. You need a little give. I'd wear myself down to a nub in that glorious green valley.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:58:19 No.15064626 >>15064612 Like that greentext about some guy who gets completely ignored by monster girls?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:58:58 No.15064631 >>15064575 There is absolutely nothing wrong with traitor-posting. They're the true heroes

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:59:19 No.15064633 >>15064626 That one's good, but it's not the kind of suffering I had in mind.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:59:22 No.15064634 >>15064623 You have earned yourself an ogre with heart pupils.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:59:42 No.15064636 >>15064621 No anon, that's when you kick her out and go fuck that cute Minotaur next door.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 22:59:56 No.15064638 >>15064590 >the new, lewd Medabots Hm? Did they bring back Medabots?

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:00:06 No.15064642
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I've been gone a long time. Are we still the same? Do we still hate everything? You know what I mean.

I see lawyer anon is still around, or at least his stuff. Is alp still dead? Any new notable writefags or drawfags? Is that cursed sword girl for real?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:00:44 No.15064647 >>15064631 Wrong, they're annoying as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:01:01 No.15064650 >>15064631 >There are people in this thread who don't remember the original traitor-kun and his legitimate burning hatred of the human species

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:01:27 No.15064654 File: 173 KB, 1178x1816, King of Nothing.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15064626 This one?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:02:02 No.15064661 >>15064642 Alp has returned to his chosen people, as he always does.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:02:09 No.15064662 >>15064654 Yeah.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:03:11 No.15064664 >>15064661 Curses upon his altar.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:04:47 No.15064671 >>15064617 http://medarotters.com/items/56f0e20dbfe24c288500e771

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:05:21 No.15064672 >>15064661 Is Alp the messiah now?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:07:29 No.15064682 >>15064671 >that brown girls tiddies in the artbook preview Oh baby,

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:07:33 No.15064683

>>15064647
>Most humans would hate monstergirls or not care as the former try to subjugate monstergirls
>Even people who like monstergirls would turn on them if they could benefit from it.
>In a modern portal opening scenario the deck would be stacked in the favor of the humans
>Humans would try to make monstergirls act and think like human women and strip away any power they have.
>But not wanting any of this to happen makes you the bad guy.

>>15064650
You mean the guy that legitimately thought most human women would be happy living in breeding camps?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:07:51 No.15064685 >>15064650 >tfw I may have given birth to that monster.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:08:10 No.15064686 >>15064672 No. For verily he has risen three times, instead of just one.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:08:53 No.15064689 >>15064683 I bet you creamed yourself at the oomukade greentext, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:09:18 No.15064693 >>15064683 Traitors are scum that should be killed no matter what they believe.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:11:35 No.15064704 >>15064689 >>15064693 This is the sort of thing I'm talking about.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:11:36 No.15064705 >>15064654 I don't even what Linkin Park song is the most appropriate for this.

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:11:54 No.15064706

>>15064683
>You mean the guy that legitimately thought most human women would be happy living in breeding camps?

No, that guy was just a shitposter. The original traitor-kun was older and would go on about how humanity had no redeeming qualities and deserved to go extinct, leaving nothing but monsters and incubi. And how he would do everything in his power to make sure there was never any peace for man in a contact scenario, only subjugation and extirpation.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:12:49 No.15064710 File: 2.52 MB, 1497x1483, 34348569_p1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:12:56 No.15064711 >>15064705 Hold on I'm going to go browse some of their titles and get back to you on that.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:13:38 No.15064717 >>15064000 when did that happen, were their segments outside of what is in his pastebin?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:14:15 No.15064720 >>15064704 I don't see you denying it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:14:30 No.15064721 >>15064710 What option lets me fuck those tits?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:15:07 No.15064727 >>15064705 In the End?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:15:08 No.15064728 >>15064710 I cast bustimus maximus on the oppai loli! The fool shall learn what it means to fight an eromancer!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:15:51 No.15064733 >>15064710 That sword seems like it'd be dangerous to swing around when it's chained to the waist like that

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:16:16 No.15064736 >>15064710 >big tits held in place by a single strap My fetish. >>15064717 I'll assume that haven't read the original set greentexts, which is understandable since he was rewriting them in prose but stopped.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:16:54 No.15064738 >>15064710 >Using only a belt in the torso area And people wonder why these oppai lolis get brutally raped.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:18:21 No.15064743 >>15064727 IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:18:48 No.15064748 File: 403 KB, 611x900, 1457393887042.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15064736 >there's more soviet fluffy tail that I will never ever see. oh well

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:20:20 No.15064755 >>15064689 the oomukade greentext was dystopian, it was kind of a bad place for everyone

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:21:02 No.15064761

>>15064720
If you're talking about the oomukade greentext, that was just dumb. But the point I'm trying to make is that the humans would have all the advantages and wouldn't care much about the well-being of the monstergirls. So by turning traitor you protect them.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:21:29 No.15064764 >>15064748 That tree needs to be burned.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:22:55 No.15064772 >>15064755 Except for traitors and monster girls. The average joe and people who aren't fans of being completely and utterly controlled are shit out of luck though.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:23:11 No.15064774 >>15064764 I'll give her friction burns with my dick in her pussy, if you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:24:19 No.15064784 >>15064774 Anon I don't think you would want to fuck that thing.

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:24:24 No.15064785

>>15064761
If you're a traitor you have to go full retard and help monsters enslave humanity, that's what these threads have taught me. Maybe you don't feel this way but I still wouldn't hesitate to put your dick in the dirt if monstergirls became real.

>>15064755
You mean humans.

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:24:34 No.15064787
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>>15064748
Hopefully he can either finish the rewrite or repost the original greentext version of the story.
Also on the subject of SFT, he hasn't finished rewriting this: http://pastebin.com/DSzXg9t4

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:26:06 No.15064793 >>15064787 That fox is adorable. I want to feed her cake so she'll never leave me.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:26:13 No.15064794 >>15064784 Don't tell me what I don't want to fuck. I want to fuck that tree, water her roots, and show her what it means to be loved.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:26:40 No.15064795 >>15064772 Still better the the world we have now. >>15064785 That's awfully mean of you.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:28:03 No.15064802 >>15064795 >Still better the the world we have now. Holy fuck, you're an idiot if you think that's even remotely true.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:28:06 No.15064803 >>15064787 I love that fox. >>15064793 I'm pretty sure she'll never leave you regardless. No need to stuff her so full of cake and kindness she'll never want to go.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:28:06 No.15064804 >>15064795 >having humanity be cattle is better than our current world I knew it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:29:34 No.15064811 >>15064803 I need to be sure! i'll give her cake and kindness every single day until I'm sure she can't leave me!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:30:11 No.15064814 >>15064802 >>15064804 >having humanity be cattle is better than our current world That's already true. Also feminists and Muslims are probably gone.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:30:33 No.15064815 >>15064811 Okay. What kind of cake? This is important.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:31:05 No.15064817 >>15064793 >>15064803 That is not a good fox anons, I can't stress that enough.

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:31:42 No.15064820

>>15064710
I would probably attempt to trick her into swinging the sword into a wall.
She either wedges it into the wall and traps herself, since she's chained to the sword for some reason, or it just shatters because of all those cracks in it.
Either way, much groping and molesting is in her future.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:35:37 No.15064841 >>15064705 Yeah, it's pretty silly.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:36:56 No.15064845 >>15064705 >Linkin Park C'mon man. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFBbOHohwR8

Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:37:14 No.15064846

>>15064815
Depends.
It's no good to give her just one kind.

I'll give her a chocolate cake one day, red velvet the next, maybe a carrot cake later on, and swap through them and others for the variety.

>>15064817
I'll fill her with sweets till she's sweet herself!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:38:00 No.15064854 >>15064817 I would like to elaborate on this: the fox will likely cause all of your female loved ones, including your family, to get sick and die. There is also the possibility of natural disasters.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:38:22 No.15064857 >>15064845 Metallica isn't emo to any degree anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:39:20 No.15064860 If dealing with all the 3DPD and raping/marrying the men is what you guys call "enslaving humanity" then I'm all for it Even without mamono mana to fix everything I'd still want be with a monster girl as long as she isn't MGQ tier

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:39:59 No.15064864 >>15063662 Being your maid for a week?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:41:58 No.15064878 >>15064860 >raping/marrying the men >good God damn anon, you're more infuriating than a hentai elf.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:43:07 No.15064883 >>15064878 What's wrong with that?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:45:46 No.15064890 >>15064878 >He thinks a cute girl making him let her suck his dick is the worst thing ever

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:46:37 No.15064894 File: 736 KB, 830x1200, 1440591531030.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15064860 Same. I just want a busty Demon waifu with yandere tendencies.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:48:05 No.15064896 >>15064544 No fucking way what?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:49:01 No.15064900 I want a Dragon boss who compels me to go out with her for dinner and forces me to get drunk.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:49:37 No.15064902 >>15064860 I admit that my own life would probably go better in even a dystopian monstergirl society, but I also acknowledge that that probably isn't the case for most people.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:51:00 No.15064910 >>15064902 It might honestly be an improvement on what the world might be like in a few decades.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:51:12 No.15064911 >>15064902 But anon i just want to be loved god dammit!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:51:30 No.15064915 >>15064900 I want fascist foxgirls. But every time fascist/nazi MGs are brought up it results in bans and deletions, so I guess we can't all get what we want.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:51:56 No.15064918 >>15064896 Is that monstergirl legit or just some fanmade stuff?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:53:00 No.15064921 >>15064918 Real.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:53:08 No.15064923 >>15064910 It might, but I think it's more likely that in the long-term a dystopian monstergirl society would be very bad for humanity and likely even monstergirls themselves. >>15064911 I guess you understand where I'm coming from then.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:53:19 No.15064927 >>15064915 >MG Rommel That sounds like a fun date.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:53:52 No.15064931 >>15064921 No translation yet I assume?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:53:53 No.15064932 >>15064918 The Cursed Sword is the most recent MGE girl, and the text likely is accurate to what a Cursed Sword girl would say.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:54:55 No.15064939 >>15064883 Quite a lot of things. >>15064890 It is since I don't like that kind of thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:55:58 No.15064944 >>15064910 Maybe to you, but not to other men that don't share your low tier fetishes.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:56:05 No.15064947 >>15064931 There was in the previous thread, but not in image format yet.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:56:16 No.15064949 Would anyone object to a little random monstergirl prompt, or should I hold on to that for later?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:56:52 No.15064953 >>15064932 >a sword and her sheath I'm troubled by this.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:57:11 No.15064956 >>15064911 That's fine anon, just stop assuming that other people like your specific kind of love.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:57:45 No.15064959 >>15064953 It's just a euphemism.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:57:53 No.15064961 >>15064949 No one cares, go for it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:58:04 No.15064963 >>15064949 I have no strong feelings against it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:58:14 No.15064965 >>15064949 Just stop fucking making them anon, they're annoying. It's more obnoxious than that hunger games guy.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2016 23:58:27 No.15064967 >>15064953 The cursed sword chills out when being cuddled by her husband. Hence, her husband is considered to be the sword's "sheath".

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:00:00 No.15064978 >>15064967 That still doesn't fix all the damage she did.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:00:05 No.15064979

>>15064923
>>15064944
Humanity is doing a great job of destroying themselves. See Europe or an third world country. It'll be against the interests of the monstergirls to have us unhappy or dead.

>>15064931
Just a rough one. Basically
>Demon Sliver blades with a spirit attached
>If a girl picks it up, they become berserk and attack people, turning them into monsters/incubi
>It also gives them a power boost
>They can be stated by husband cuddles

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:00:37 No.15064982 >>15064953 Freud pls

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:00:52 No.15064983 >>15064949 What do you mean by prompt?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:01:14 No.15064986 Kejourou are love

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:01:47 No.15064991 >>15064979 I would pick this world ten times over a femdom world.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:03:00 No.15064998 >>15064967 So they're something like swordians. Eagerly awaiting.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:03:02 No.15065000
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I have to admit, the Berserkerbus daughteru thing from the previous thread sounded cute as fuck, makes me hope that Cursed Swords can birth those varieties of Succubi.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:03:28 No.15065001 >>15064991 >I would pick this world ten times over a femdom world. What are you even doing in this thread?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:04:04 No.15065005 >>15064991 But why?

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:05:36 No.15065010
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>>15064918
Cursed Swords are a legitimate MG. The dialogue was just something I did because it was an amusing after-thought to think of what an MG would write if they took away the Wandering Scholar's pen/quill and just scribbled their own shit into it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:05:56 No.15065011 >>15064991 Do you not want to be cuddled and headpatted?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:06:23 No.15065016 >>15064986 Kejourou are life

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:07:08 No.15065017 >>15065005 Because he doesn't like it, I partly agree with him but he's being a twat about it, just drop it.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:08:02 No.15065022
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>>15065000
>Give a meek (by her species standards) Succubus a Cursed Sword
>She becomes an unstoppable rape train
What would happen if a monster who was already particularly rape-y a Cursed Sword?

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:09:33 No.15065028
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Here she is, about as close to a guro-inflicting girl as KC is likely to ever do.

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Kenkou's notes:

今回の魔物娘は禍々しい剣を持つ、「カースドソード」
This time's monster girl is “Cursed Sword”, who has a sinister sword.

この剣は、何代か前の魔王が作った恐ろしい魔剣であり、
The sword is a terrifying cursed sword that was made by a mamono lord generations ago.

彼女達はそれに魅入られ、魔物となってしまった元人間の女性達です。
They are former human women who were entranced by it and became monsters.

斬った人間を魔物へと変えるこの剣を装備した者は、
無差別に人を魔物化して回る、恐ろしい魔剣士になってしまうんだとか･･･
Those who equip these swords which convert humans cut into monsters become dreadful cursed swordsmen who go around indiscriminately monsterizing people, or something like that...

Summarized extra info from Kenkou's tweets

1. The sword is part of their body and can't be removed, but it can turn into a gauntlet form so it won't interfere during sex.

2. The sword cannot parasitically infest a man unless he has the qualities to become an alp. When a man uses the sword the desire to cut isn't as strong as in the case of a woman, but there is an additional function of searching for the woman the man is fond of and prioritizing cutting her.

3. A man can't fuse with it, so eventually maybe his wife or a potential wife will be drawn to the sword and pick it up.

4. There are Japanese-style cursed swords too. Kenkou may release them in the future as a subspecies.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:09:40 No.15065030

>>15065001
To talk about monster girls. Last time I checked that's what this thread is for.

>>15065005
While it's not my fetish, light sexual femdom when it's the woman's turn is pretty good. But the problem I have is the version of femdom most anons here spout on about is fucking infuriating to read sometimes.

>>15065011
Equal cuddling is fine, but I don't want to be headpatted at all. That's for the woman and any kids I have with her.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:09:43 No.15065031 >>15064949 Go for it

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:10:27 No.15065036 >>15065022 I wish to cuddle with that succubus while we read a book together on our first date, maybe get to know each other better this way would she like that?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:10:45 No.15065037 >>15065028 Cursed Sword is shit, into the trash with the rest of them.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:11:47 No.15065041

>>15064961
>>15064963

Alright anon, you've made some mistakes, gambled some money you shouldn't have and ended up penniless and on the street. As if your life couldn't get any worse, you were caught by a street gang and now you're chained up in a shipping container about to be shipped off to serve the rest of your life as a slave in some monstergirl warlord's pleasure palace.
Thankfully however, the warehouse where you were being kept in was just raided by the MGCPD and an officer just busted open your container.
monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/Mamono

What girl is your savior, and what happens next?
If you don't write at least a short greentext, then it's all a cruel dream and you're still a slave.

>>15064983
This is what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:12:27 No.15065045 >>15065028 >There are Japanese-style cursed swords too. Kenkou may release them in the future as a subspecies. SUPERIOR NIPPON STEER FORDED ONE THOUSAND TIMES Fucking really, KC?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:13:20 No.15065051 >>15065028 Fucking hot.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:13:35 No.15065054 >>15065028 >peevish outburst Cursed swords are cute! I'm reminded of Anri and Phyrra Omega.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:14:33 No.15065058 >>15065045 Who give a shit about those wimpy katanas? Find me a girl bonded to a hefty claymore and maybe I'll be interested.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:14:43 No.15065060 >>15065041 >Werecat. Eh. I wanted to be a sex slave anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:15:35 No.15065063 >>15065028 Curse-chan kawaii. Still headcannoning other cursed items like pots and fishing rods.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:16:02 No.15065065 >>15065028 >yfw this extends to halberds, maces, daggers and every other damn weapon >it already applies to long lived household objects THERE IS NO ESCAPE!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:16:26 No.15065069 >>15065063 Your headcanon is shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:17:45 No.15065075 >>15065063 >fishing rods. >fishhooks applied to your dick Just no.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:17:50 No.15065077 >>15065028 Can these things merge with women wearing Living Armors?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:17:50 No.15065078 >>15065028 My greentext has come true.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:17:54 No.15065080 >>15065065 >KC has completely ruined weapons for humans. Thanks KC, you fucking jap faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:18:09 No.15065082 >>15065028 >or stroke their head Holy shit, their weakpoint is head patting. I AM READY. >>15065054 Phyraa omega a cute. Would tenderly impregnate and headpat.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:18:40 No.15065084 >>15065041 >Hellhound Oh no, is even more rape.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:19:05 No.15065087 >>15065028 Holy shit we need stories.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:19:19 No.15065091 >>15065058 I know, right? I want to see what a cursed rapier, scimitar or zweihander look like. Especially if there's thematic differences to both the sword and the wielder depending on the sword's country of origin.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:20:18 No.15065097 >>15065087 Write it yourself edgelord.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:20:50 No.15065100 >>15065028 But can you wiled THEM? Should we consider the girl the monster or the sword? My penis is confused.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:20:54 No.15065101 >>15065087 Harb already did one.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:21:07 No.15065104 >>15065080 >All the weapons around the world become cursed. >The only option left for humans is to punch monsters.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:21:19 No.15065105 >>15065097 fight me nigger

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:21:26 No.15065107 >>15064986 >>15065016 kejourou are TRASH

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:21:29 No.15065108 >>15065065 >maces BALL SMASHING A L L

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:21:55 No.15065110 >>15065045 He's a nip, the fuck did you expect, he's leave the soul of japan out of the lewdness inferno? >>15065100 *wield

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:22:26 No.15065115

>>15065028
>4. There are Japanese-style cursed swords too. Kenkou may release them in the future as a subspecies.
Hrm...makes me worry about whether or not we'll see a more traditional Sword Tsukumogami...

>1. The sword is part of their body and can't be removed, but it can turn into a gauntlet form
This appeals to me on a tremendous aesthetic level.

>there is an additional function of searching for the woman the man is fond of and prioritizing cutting her.
>so eventually maybe his wife or a potential wife will be drawn to the sword and pick it up
Y'know, honestly, with statements like these and within the whole profile, this girl more than any other makes me question the nature of brainwashing and overriding sentience in KC's setting than any who've come before her...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:22:56 No.15065116 >>15065082 That's only if you're her husbando, though. If anyone else tried to hug and headpat her, I bet it's CBT time again.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:23:02 No.15065119 >>15065108 Please no.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:23:03 No.15065118 >>15065101 A first draft hardly counts as a finished product

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:23:11 No.15065122 >>15065104 OK

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:23:17 No.15065124 >>15065069 >>15065075 You're the shit ones, faggots. >Not wanting Ahab tier possessed anglers who can only calmly and tranquilly fish while sitting in your lap

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:23:17 No.15065125 >>15065104 >Humanity as a whole adopts a fisticuffs based fighting style. >Somewhere, somehow, a Salamander gets incredibly wet and doesn't know why

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:23:20 No.15065126 >>15065104 >Everyone gains Saitama-tier strength. >Monster girls that constantly fuck with humans get BTFO'd I like it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:23:36 No.15065128 >>15065107 rude

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:24:23 No.15065135 >>15065104 It is time...to CAST FIST!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:24:26 No.15065137 >>15065115 >Hrm...makes me worry about whether or not we'll see a more traditional Sword Tsukumogami... Me too. I want a weapon that is also my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:24:56 No.15065140 >>15065118 So literally none of his stories do?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:24:56 No.15065142 >>15065091 >cursed rapier Himedere >scimitar brown >zweihander thick

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:25:11 No.15065145 >>15065126 >OPM shitters

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:25:37 No.15065148 >>15065116 This is why you take levels in monk. You dodge their blows until they are two tired to move, pin their arm, and then pat their head until they are a panting, blushing mess. This is the way of the open hand.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:26:31 No.15065152

>>15065115
Literally every monstergirl invokes mind death in one way or another. If you're a human girl getting transformed, say goodbye to your agency and self, because no matter how you argue it, you're a fundamentally different person now.
It just so happens that the brainwashing and personality-erasing aspect of this profile is just about one of the most severe there currently is.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:26:49 No.15065155 >>15065100 I think that the girl and the sword are pretty much one but you dick the girl part.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:27:10 No.15065159 >>15065124 >Enabling cursed sword shit. Die.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:27:23 No.15065162

>>15065100
>Should we consider the girl the monster or the sword?
This is my biggest issue.
Does the sword have a mind of its own? The statements about it seeking out a more appropriate host should it fall into the hands of a man makes it sound so. But if that's the case, then what of the woman it eventually possesses? It says that the sword seeks out a woman that the man desires, so thus is it the sword that desires the man?

What if the woman it finds had no interest, or was even repulsed by the man? Does it only possess a woman if there's a mutual attraction?

See, this is what I meant by this girl making me question brainwashing and shit more than anyone before her.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:27:44 No.15065163 File: 138 KB, 662x900, it'snotimpossibletofuckher.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15065137 Sword Tsukumogamis a qt

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:28:12 No.15065166 >>15065145 Stop being such an upset baby anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:28:27 No.15065167 >>15065159 This nigga deserves a cursed salt shaker.

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>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:29:20 No.15065174 >>15065159 You are so mad.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:29:21 No.15065175 >>15065163 I would love to have that over Cursed Swords. But knowing KC he'd fuck that up too.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:29:24 No.15065176
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>>15065041
>Ignis
>get saved
>no where to go
>"You're gonna stay at my place, Anon"
>get cleaned up and back on feet with a job
>every night is spent in her backyard toasting marshmallows and making s'mores

ignis could use some art

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:29:46 No.15065178

All this talk of war, dystopias and despair.

Is it so wrong to ignore all the corruption, purging and distrustful politics to secretly court a sheltered anubis priestess and spirit her away to a distant tropical paradise, to live a life of swimming, exploration and joy?

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:29:47 No.15065179

>>15065010
>what an MG would write if they took away the Wandering Scholar's pen/quill and just scribbled their own shit into it.

Now that's a good idea, I bet Wurms would say something like

>"Hi men! My name is Wurm! I want a man, if you are a man please come here, I want to make many babies with you. If you can't come here then I will come to you. Thank you for reading."

All of it poorly written and upside down

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:30:06 No.15065182 >>15065152 Not as severe as the Parasite Slime which literally eats away at their mind and internal organs.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:30:35 No.15065183 What would you say is the worst part of KC setting? I'd have to say Incubi.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:30:52 No.15065185 >>15065182 Why not mix the two?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:31:35 No.15065190 Cursed sword cornering a man, staring deeply, longingly at him, he asking for her to finish him off only for her to embrace him when?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:31:39 No.15065191 >>15065185 No thanks, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:31:43 No.15065192 >>15065183 Mamono mana as mind control

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:31:52 No.15065194 >>15065028 Fucking awesome. This is exactly how I pictured cursed swords would work in KC's world.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:32:40 No.15065196 >>15065178 God you're as boring as ever.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:33:12 No.15065199 >>15065191 What? Don't want your childhood friend to be merged with three separate beings?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:33:28 No.15065201 Ay nigga hook me up with a Cursed Sword Kikimora. >Literally built to headpat >Aggressively removes other women

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:34:05 No.15065204 File: 389 KB, 600x800, 5912137_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15065185 Roper wielding multiple cursed blades

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:34:12 No.15065205 >>15065183 I would be an incubi for my waifu without a second thought.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:34:41 No.15065207 >>15065201 Just don't take her outside with you.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:35:08 No.15065208 >>15065205 So you'd be a totally not monster boy?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:35:19 No.15065210 >>15065204 >We aRe OnE! >PeT oUr HeAd nOw hUsbAnd

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:35:40 No.15065214

>>15065041
>Chochin-Obake

>Your vision is impaired from the time spent in the dark
>She insists on keeping you company until your eyesight returns
>Tries to keep herself slightly dim so as to not bombard your senses so suddenly.
>Ends up waiting on you hand and foot during your recovery
>Even going as far as to use her own body heat to keep you warm.
>Nightingale Effect kicks in
>You end up taking up her offer to stay with her for the time being
>"at least until I can repay you" you tell her
>you see her flame flutter as she suppresses her joy from hearing you accept her offer.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:35:53 No.15065215 Dual wielding has taken on an entirely different meaning.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:35:58 No.15065217 >>15065028 You know what I like about this? they are actually batshit crazy.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:36:24 No.15065219 >>15065192 Yeah that's definitely not good.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:36:24 No.15065220 >>15065176 Oh man, that's adorable. She'd do her best to bring back your smile, right anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:37:00 No.15065224 >>15065208 (you)

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:37:11 No.15065225 >>15065215 >Waifu picks up two cursed swords >Has blade arms at all times outside of sex. Needs you to get stuff off the shelves because she knocks things over.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:37:25 No.15065226 >>15065196 I'm not built for a life of warfare or mistrust. I'd just like a steady life with a lovely scheduledog lady, peppered with excitement and novelty. Is that so wrong?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:37:25 No.15065227 >>15065217 How is that a positive? Crazy women are shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:38:07 No.15065230 >>15065224 I am happy to see this.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:38:32 No.15065232 >>15065224 >Defending pseudo monster boy garbage. Faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:38:33 No.15065233 >>15065227 Any other shitty opinion to share?

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:38:37 No.15065235

>>15065182
Honestly, like I said earlier, Cursed Sword gives me pause more than any girl before her, Parasite Slime/Slime Knight included.

To me it's not a worry about "Oh, it's so grimdark, mind break, lol" or some shit. Rather, I find it a matter of "How would I write this in a manner I find personally satisfying?"

Slime Knight I actually found pretty easy to reconcile, but the way Cursed Sword is presented...

Buuuuut thinking on it while rambling on about things just now, I figured out a way of thinking about the way a Cursed Sword behaves as it seeks out a wielder that makes sense to me based on the info provided. So yay, no longer an issue. Which makes everything you read to this point: Completely pointless. Glad I could waste your time.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:39:13 No.15065238 File: 52 KB, 670x439, Cursed Calcium Cannons.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I can't wait until that DemonTengu guy draws some Cursed Sword titties.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:39:20 No.15065239 >>15065217 I think the fearboner aspect too.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:39:43 No.15065240 >>15065226 >is that so wrong No. You never shutting up about your autism dog on the other hand, is.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:40:31 No.15065243 >>15065041 >Dark Valkyrie I probably just get taken to Pandemonium or something

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:40:46 No.15065244 >>15065227 Not of they're 2D. 93.5 percent of the time.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:40:58 No.15065245 >>15065232 It sounds like your trying to pick a fight. Take a deep breath and go to sleep.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:41:16 No.15065248 >>15065220 we're making s'mores using her tummy fire she brought it back tenfold my dude

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:41:42 No.15065252
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>>15065162
The sword is basically an incomplete being, like a kitsune-bi before it has found a man (or a woman to fuse with). It has urges and desires based on what it was created by that ancient Mamono Lord to do (albeit said desires have been altered thanks to the changes brought about by the current Mamono Lord), but it is still basically magical technology without a true mind of its own.

Another example of this middle ground between monsters and non monsters are the tentacle plants. And indeed it seems likely that their example is the reason the current Mamono Lord had the swords sealed away, she didn't want to take any chances after the tentacle plants showed they were still willing to kill humans.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:42:27 No.15065254 Paladincucks sure are mad.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:43:14 No.15065258 >>15065254 They always are.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:43:21 No.15065259 >>15065245 Don't disappoint me. You don't know him? Don't waste your time.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:43:30 No.15065260 >>15065214 I'm going to get goddamn diabetes man. That's too cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:43:31 No.15065261 >>15065225 The swords can change into gauntlets for more than just sex, that's just an example of a situation where the swords can be retracted.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:43:56 No.15065264 >>15065254 If you are a paladin you can either be mad or be rapebait. Sometimes both.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:44:21 No.15065266 >>15065252 Yeah. That's more-or-less how I came to think of them after a minor epiphany just now.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:45:03 No.15065267 >>15065028 >Ferocious, meek Wait, what?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:45:06 No.15065268 >>15065254 >implying it's paladins

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:45:11 No.15065269 Requesting a warrior MG wearing the living armor and wielding the Cursed Sword.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:45:12 No.15065270 >>15065261 So....gauntlet blades? Dual wielding cursed sword dressed as Wolverine and saying 'bub' when?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:45:58 No.15065272 >>15065254 >>15065264 >If you're not a beta bootlicker for monster girls you're a paladin asshole. Delusional fucks.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:46:00 No.15065273 >>15065267 The kind who'd be all cutthroat to everyone, yet turn into absolute goo in front of her mate

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:46:22 No.15065274 >>15065270 You will never be jacked enough. >>15065273 I'm okay with this.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:47:01 No.15065278 >All this cursed sword cancer. Thanks KC, another wonderful monster girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:47:50 No.15065279 >>15065274 She needs to be. A regime of minomilk and oats will get her buff enough!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:48:00 No.15065280 >>15065269 Be careful what you wish for. >>15065273 I'd be lying if I said this wasn't appealing to me.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:48:12 No.15065282 >>15065240 I post about it less than once a thread. If a single post out of over 2000 really bothers you that much, then maybe you shouldn't be throwing the "autism" stone in your particular glass house, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:48:20 No.15065283 >>15065272 >>15065278 Shhh.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:48:36 No.15065284 >>15065028 Perfection.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:49:02 No.15065286

>>15065214
You know it's things like this that remind me why I like the Chochin-Obake, their girls who if you treat well show genuine happiness from being with you. I also love the idea of a girl who glows brighter the happier she is. I would love to date a Chochin-Obake and see her cuddle with me, glowing bright at the fact she genuine loves me and my personality for taking such great care of her when she was but a lantern

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:49:23 No.15065287 >>15065282 Just stop replying.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:51:18 No.15065295

>>15065041
>Cupid
Oh man, I am so dense when it comes to love-related stuff. Good thing she's equipped for this.
>She cracks open the container
>Sees me cowarding in the corner
>Pulls me out and coldly states that I will temporarily stay with her
>Brings me to her home and points me to the shower, and leaves a change of male clothes she conveniently had
>Tells me to stay put at home and rest while she's at work
>Decide to help around the house so I don't feel useless
>Chastises me for not resting, but still appreciates the extra help and company
>Over time, she starts developing feelings for me
>Don't think she really loves me, and think she's out of my league
>She's not buying it, and eventually gets fed up
>Go go gadget super-passion love arrow
>Fly into her arms and confess my love for her
Saccharine end.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:53:15 No.15065304 >>15065028 But how were they created? Trapped souls? I want a cursed sword with the power of lighting from the Raiju trapped inside her.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:53:19 No.15065305 >>15065282 >glass house >nigger never shuts up, writing random plugs of his waifu Fuck you faggot, and anubi are literally autistic, they're at a loss when their routine gets interrupted or something doesn't go to plan, read your damn dog's profile.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:55:03 No.15065310 >>15065304 Forge sword. Infuse with malice, think The One Ring. Current demon lord rises. Malice becomes lust. That's it.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:55:46 No.15065316

>>15065041
>Sea Bishop
>I thank her profusely while she says it was no trouble.
>I insist on repaying her
>She continues to say that it was just part of the job
>It devolves into me demanding to repay her while she shouts that it was no problem and i owe her nothing until a fellow co-worker tells us to just get in the crate and do it already.
We agree to date and eventually marry.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 00:58:19 No.15065329 >>15065280 I know exactly what I'm asking for.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 01:00:55 No.15065338

>>15065028
Same as Living Armor, they aren't waifu material but they have a lot of potential for stories

>Cursed Sword going full yandere for a man
>Criminal sentenced to marry a Cursed Sword and keep her in check
>Girl buying a cursed sword from a shady Tanuki and getting tricked into becoming her mercenary
>Man picking up a cursed sword to defeat a Lizardman, marrying her after she gets cursed
>Paladin on a quest to stop a rampaging Cursed Sword, he fights her for hours only to realize that she calms down when a man hugs her

I hope someone makes good use of these new girls

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 01:02:33 No.15065345 >>15065338 >Cursed Swords >Good Nice meme, cunt.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 01:02:58 No.15065346

>>15065041
>Liliraune

> wake up after being unconscious in the boat to find i'm in a garden and cleaned up
>Hear two voices behind me and turn to see a Liliraune pair as one of them smiles and proceeds to shake her twin awake to let her know the good news.
>Once she wakes up they both exclaim how happy they're are to see me well and alive, proceeding to start making breakfast for us.
> Ask what happened and they explained they found me unconscious on the ship and proceeded to take me home to let me rest and heal my wounds using their necter, both of them stood by all night to make sure I was safe
>AS we eat they ask if I wish to stay a while, saying that If i don;t they'll be alright
>Proceed to surprise them by saying I would love to stay, at least until I pay my debt and thanks
>Both of them proceed to cheer and blush saying thanks and both of them pulling me into the nicest and kindest hugs I've ever gotten
>Both having to be careful not to squeeze to tight, as to contain just how happy they are to see me accept to their offer of staying with them

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 01:04:21 No.15065351 >>15065345 Keep it up, you might even be banned again.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 01:05:40 No.15065357 >still no phoenix Fuck this godless universe.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 01:07:05 No.15065362 >>15065287 Yeah, should've ignored him. I am sorry. Pretty clear to see it's our resident shitposter now. He's really going all out on the Cursed Sword angle, too.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 01:07:12 No.15065364 >>15065338 >>Paladin on a quest to stop a rampaging Cursed Sword, he fights her for hours only to realize that she calms down when a man hugs her I like this one, but fuck paladins, I might try my hand with some other class.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 01:08:56 No.15065372
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>>15065338
>>Girl buying a cursed sword from a shady Tanuki and getting tricked into becoming her mercenary.

Hey now, tanukis are truthful about their wares so long as they are selling them in their true tanuki form.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 01:09:07 No.15065373 >>15065362 >He's really going all out on the Cursed Sword angle, too. Don't blame me for shit I'm not doing.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 01:10:24 No.15065378 >>15065362 Pretty clear he's autism incarnate, better ignore him or just bait him into being banned again.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 01:11:16 No.15065384 File: 184 KB, 1632x1490, Salamander in Living Armor with Cursed Sword.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15065329 Well here you go.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 01:12:46 No.15065389 >>15065041 >Jinko Huh. Makes sense, I guess. Pastebinned because too fucking long, i swear i just couldn't stop typing please send help http://pastebin.com/rzYEm773

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 01:14:46 No.15065393 >>15065384 beautiful

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 01:14:47 No.15065394 >>15065378 Forget it, he is an attention whore, just ignore him.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 01:15:31 No.15065398 >>15065372 What if they're in disguise?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 01:17:00 No.15065402 >>15065384 Just learn to draw, damn it, you are here all the fucking time!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 01:17:57 No.15065404 >>15065389 Chochin-Obake guy here. I hear ya on that. I almost got pretty carried away with mine as well.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 01:18:03 No.15065405 >>15065398 All bets are off if they are in a human guise. They'll sell all sorts of monsterization-causing items, saying they are beauty/health enhancers and such.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 01:18:33 No.15065410 >>15065384 SSS-tier artwork. Better than KC.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 01:19:38 No.15065413 >>15065402 >all the fucking time True enough, but I'm not always home so it's not like I can always be drawing. Besides, it takes YEARS to learn to draw.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 01:20:05 No.15065415

>>15065372
She doesn't have to lie, she can just omit some parts of the truth

>"This sword? It's an old relic, it is said that people who wield it gain inhuman strength, they were considered so dangerous that they were sealed away."
>"Why am I selling it for such a low price you ask? Well, you see it's a coveted item, and I'd rather get rid of it before it attracts any unwanted customers."
>"Thank you very much for your purchase, feel free to come back if you aren't satisfied with it."
>Tanuki rubs her hands together while the girl unknowingly leaves with a cursed item

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 01:24:20 No.15065435 >>15065413 Don't give me that shit, I believe in you Alp! I always believed in you and I'm still wating for you to continue that bishie story. You can learn to draw, I trust in Alp!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 01:24:24 No.15065436 >>15065415 >I'd rather get rid of it before it attracts any unwanted customers >buying something that will bring unsavory people to you >a tanuki selling ANYTHING with high demand at a low price KCverse people confirmed retards.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 01:25:37 No.15065442 >>15065435 >that bishie story What bishie story? The one where he becomes a porn star? Don't be an idiot, nobody liked that.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 01:27:16 No.15065447 >>15065436 Did you miss the part where the tanuki is intentionally trying to trick the poor girl?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 01:30:18 No.15065458 >>15065442 Y-yeah, I know, right? who would like that dumb story.. porn star, so stupid

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 01:31:10 No.15065462 >>15065458 I know right? What was I thinking?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 01:31:41 No.15065465 >>15065447 Hey, that woman is getting a great deal!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 01:33:47 No.15065470 >>15065458 >>15065462 Alp stop talking to yourself.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 01:34:16 No.15065471 File: 3.85 MB, 1085x1239, Serial Hugger.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15064356 They say the real serial hugger is still out there...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 01:36:06 No.15065477 File: 119 KB, 497x547, 1459390460064.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15065372 >"Put me down Boyim! I have money to make!"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 01:38:14 No.15065485 >>15065477 What happens if I take her home and treat her to a home cooked meal?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 01:39:13 No.15065493 >>15065447 Would you buy a car from some sweaty fuck in the country, with no pink slip and worn vin numbers? Plus, the tanuki told her the item might attract "unwanted customers" i.e. trouble. She is a fucking idiot.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 01:39:53 No.15065497 File: 102 KB, 500x389, 1459393168909.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15065477 Pow! That will teach her for being so rude!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 01:40:19 No.15065499 >>15065477 I want to burn a stack of hundreds in front of a tanuki and put all my stock on Nasquad.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 01:40:22 No.15065502 >>15065493 It is a super awesome sword. Baddies would love to have it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 01:42:01 No.15065510 >>15065485 She'd be confused and she would try to pay you for the food If you refuse the money she'd propose other ways to reimburse you, including letting you fondle her tail

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 01:44:31 No.15065519

>>15065477
>No shortstack Tanuki to try to be an intimidating businesswoman while sitting on your lap.
>She'll never grab your shirt and demand you bend her over her desk and fuck her senseless after a particularly stressful business deal goes well.
Damn it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 01:44:34 No.15065520 >>15065502 And why would a normal girl want of become a target of baddies? >inb4 inhuman strength And if they come for those you love, which they will? She is either an idiot or fifteen and watches kill la kill, in short, an idiot.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 01:44:37 No.15065521 >>15065510 The only payment I'll accept is her cooking me a meal at her place.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 01:46:06 No.15065529 File: 311 KB, 1280x1245, 1459136948312.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15065519 Touch the bushy tail!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 01:47:46 No.15065533 >>15065520 Would you expect some girl in the middle of bumfuck nowhere having a magic sword? They'd look everywhere else.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 01:49:13 No.15065538 >>15065497 you break it you buy it anon

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 01:49:38 No.15065540 >>15065533 >brigands >not seeking easy picking in some isolated peasant village Is this your first time in a medieval, fantasy universe?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 01:50:18 No.15065542 >>15065538 But I broke nothing, even if I did, what would I have to buy?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 01:50:58 No.15065545 >>15065540 >brigands My Medieval 2 senses are tingling. I will send forth an inexperienced commander with a bunch of peasants to deal with them.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 01:52:22 No.15065550 File: 322 KB, 757x735, 1459821831480.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw Basilisk is the perfect Fire Keeper Shrine Girl THE MASK THE GIRL THE TOUCH THE DARKNESS WITHIN ME

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 01:53:05 No.15065553 >>15065550 >Fire Keeper Aha. I see the times of Waifu Souls are upon us.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 01:53:32 No.15065554 File: 132 KB, 640x681, 56157282_p9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 01:54:43 No.15065560 >>15065540 Then they get taken by surprise when the now possessed women attacks them.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 01:54:49 No.15065561 >>15065550 >toss a dark matter into the kiln of the first flame >everyone affected by the curse becomes a lust monster I did a bad thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 01:55:29 No.15065566 >>15065561 Did you though? Did you?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 01:55:50 No.15065569 >>15065550 Still not as good as the Maiden.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 01:56:03 No.15065570 >>15065550 Shes a big girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 01:56:23 No.15065573 >>15065554 Someone has been smoking mushrooms again.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 01:56:25 No.15065574 >>15065560 That is not the point.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 01:56:30 No.15065575 >>15065554 Groovy, man.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 01:58:12 No.15065579 >>15065542 >what would I have to buy? Her dinner!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 01:58:49 No.15065583 >>15065574 The point is that they lose either way.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 01:59:15 No.15065585 >>15065579 Alright, I guess I could take her out to dinner.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 01:59:30 No.15065586
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>>15065553
Indeed, sir.

Though this game seems to be sucking the first one's dick particularly hard when it comes to storylinewhile trying to ignore the second. I've seen maybe two tiny references to DS2 so far.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 01:59:52 No.15065588 File: 379 KB, 600x700, 1428650522597.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15065570 UUUU

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:00:05 No.15065591 >>15065583 Motherfucker

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:01:04 No.15065599 >>15065588 I want to fuck Yuugi! I want to fuck Yuugi really hard!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:01:08 No.15065600 >>15065588 >hairy pits To the depths.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:01:31 No.15065602 File: 667 KB, 858x1201, 1397116225753.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15065586 Well the first one was better.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:02:10 No.15065605 >>15065583 Are you even the guy I was talking to at first?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:02:52 No.15065610 >>15065550 You're combing my two favorite things. >TFW no basilisk with no whispery, vaguely eastern european accent

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:03:01 No.15065612 >>15065602 First one was better when it came to atmosphere but I enjoyed the second's netcode and combat styles, although the 'stickiness' of the attacks left something to be desired.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:03:08 No.15065613 >>15065605 Yes?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:03:12 No.15065617 >>15065586 I've been seeing people say the combat is slow, slower than two, are they right? Please tell me they lie.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:04:31 No.15065626

>>15065602
Story-wise, yes. In terms of combat, the second one was better, and SotFS made some interesting implications about the lore.

But I'm not joking about how hard it sucks the first game's dick. One of the first areas is a castle literally dedicated to Sif and Artorias.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:05:26 No.15065632 >>15065613 I don't believe you. The point is that she is foolish for willfully buying something she knows will put her in harm's way, form some shady dealer no less. Keep up.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:06:48 No.15065638 >>15065626 Anon please. My DS boner can only get so erect. I have a twelve hour and a half hour shift tomorrow at work and can't buy/play it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:07:01 No.15065639 File: 1.18 MB, 1911x2890, 1413234734996.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15065626 I'm sorry, Sif.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:07:04 No.15065640 I wanna teach a Wurm how to swim.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:08:02 No.15065646 >>15065640 Wurms sink like anvils.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:08:27 No.15065650 >>15065640 Wiggly wurm with water wings.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:09:09 No.15065652 File: 29 KB, 500x575, 1457045462790.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15065640 Wurms can only sink

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:10:09 No.15065658 >>15065632 I was giving explanations on why she would think it would be a good idea.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:11:58 No.15065665 >>15065566 >world fucks itself to death forever in an endless cycle I really did.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:12:09 No.15065667 >>15065646 >>15065652 Nuh uh, Wurms can swim just like Lamias can. >>15065650 Wonderful!

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:12:33 No.15065670

>>15065639
Monstergirl Sif is somehow even more tragic than the game version.
>Big Brother Artorias leaves his shield with her to protect her while he goes to fight Manus, a fight that he loses.
>A mysterious warrior from the future arrives to get her to safety.
>Years, possibly decades pass and Sif watches over her beloved big brother's grave to keep anyone from delving into The Abyss again.
>One day the grave is visited by the warrior who saved her so long ago, and he's looking for a way into The Abyss.
>She knows that she has to kill him over and over because he's undead.
>And because he's undead he'll never stop.
>She can't save him. She can't save anyone.
Sif is gonna make me fucking cry.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:13:26 No.15065673

>Cursed Sword stabbing you through the chest as she rides you, and then licking up the magical/spirit energy that leaks forth from the "wound", her pussy quivering around your dick with each taste
>her face a deep red from equal parts blushing and thick liquid splashed all over it
Why do these girls have so much potential?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:14:25 No.15065677 >>15065670 Git gud. Mind of steel, heart of stone.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:15:21 No.15065680 >>15065673 It shouldn't be muh dick but it is. They're the perfect Mayaderes.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:15:57 No.15065681

I want to support the monster lord but:
>condones furry
>your wife is a liable to cheat on you with a woman to corrupt her but it's okay for some reason
>alps
>might get turned into a monsterboy (not an incubus, I'm talking wendigo and mindflayer here)
But I don't want to support the order because they don't condone of monster women.
I can't just go to a third party since banging a monster only makes the demon lord more powerful and exacerbates the negatives.
I guess what I'm trying to say is, how do I kill myself and make sure I won't ever come back?
I want off this ride.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:16:23 No.15065683 >>15065670 Vaati plz, I didn't want to cry tonight.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:16:54 No.15065686 File: 40 KB, 236x243, 1390769253052.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15065667 Wurms are anchors! Heavy! Fat!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:17:18 No.15065689 >>15065639 was Sif actually a girl?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:17:51 No.15065690 >>15065683 The tragedy of others must be trodden underfoot lest it halt your progress. Never stop. Never back down. Never compromise. >>15065686 Luffy, are you upset a Wurm ate your stretchy anime meat?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:18:35 No.15065693 >>15065673 I just can't associate being cut or stabbed with anything pleasant. Yes, I know, they're magic swords, but that can't override primal fears. So I think I'd prefer if she kept the sword stashed away.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:18:41 No.15065694 >>15065681 Not even death can save you. You need to kill your soul or become a wizard and fuck off to some other dimension.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:18:42 No.15065695 >>15065689 No, Sif was male. But, you know, monstergirls.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:18:52 No.15065696

>>15065681
I don't think that married MGs really bother too much with going out to corrupt human girls. Unless they're like, in the Army, and they could just use Demon Realm Silver Weapons for that.

The only exception might be Druella's Extremist Faction.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:19:39 No.15065697 >>15065689 It's never said, but Sif is a girl's name.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:19:55 No.15065699 >>15065586 Answer >>15065617 please.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:20:12 No.15065701 >>15065689 Sif is a name of norse origin, but Sifs' gender is never stated. That said i now want to give Sif many headpats.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:21:10 No.15065707 >>15065673 I'm not keen on being stabbed, don't care that she can't "hurt" me.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:23:52 No.15065715 File: 1.04 MB, 3015x2680, 1442423821739.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Waifu Souls can't offer you wing cocoons.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:24:25 No.15065717 >>15065680 CBT B T

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:26:07 No.15065724

>>15065699
Haven't played it, only watched it. Sorry. Though it seems to be an odd mix of DS1, 2, and BB. Ranged attacks can be used much faster and there's the weapon arts, but I still see a lot of people just backstab fishing on monsters. Can't really speak for magic because nobody wants to give up estus to fuel their magic.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:26:44 No.15065727 >>15065717 What is this CBT meme even about

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:27:05 No.15065728 >>15065717 Not true.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:27:09 No.15065729 >>15065715 They can if you are man enough to tame the Black Dragon.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:27:15 No.15065730 >>15065715 I don't want win cocoons.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:27:53 No.15065732 >>15065729 >tame the Black Dragon I am confused and aroused, tell me more. >>15065730 Well then shoo, shoo!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:28:11 No.15065734 >>15065724 You're not >>15065626?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:28:39 No.15065736 >>15065730 wing

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:28:53 No.15065737 File: 742 KB, 826x1800, 478d8291da3acc15e6f384f6fdc5b7de.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] When do Shoggoth go "Tekeli-li"?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:29:42 No.15065739 >>15065732 Don't you shoo me anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:29:53 No.15065742 >>15065727 http://lmgtfy.com/?q=cbt+%20porn Discover the wonders of CBT for yourself anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:30:03 No.15065743 >>15065734 I am both of those. I can't really talk on combat, but you don't need to be playing to see how hard Miyazaki is trying to make people forget about DS2.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:30:04 No.15065744

>>15065696
That still does nothing about the shit lords and the myriad of unmentioned humanized beasts mentioned in the world guide.

>>15065694
Moving to another dimension will only make depressed as it likely won't have monstergirls or if it does they're gonna be worse.
My quest to destroy my soul and achieve nothings begins.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:30:11 No.15065745 >>15065737 When they're trying to tell you "mastah, stop! I just want to serve you" but don't know your language yet because they've been in stasis beneath the Antarctic ice for eons.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:30:22 No.15065746 >>15065715 Scaly wing cocoon best cocoon.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:30:48 No.15065747 >>15065681 >not helping your waifu corrupt human woman and cumflating them with your big incubus dick We see things so differently. I bet you don't even want paladin-chan as your personal cocksleeve maid.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:31:10 No.15065748 File: 48 KB, 500x356, wtf2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15065413 You have to believe in yourself, Anon-san.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:31:26 No.15065750 >>15065742 I know what CBT is, but what does it have to do with Cursed Sword

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:32:02 No.15065752 >>15065747 I hope you die a slow, painful death.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:32:48 No.15065754 >>15065748 >Anon-san You don't know who you're talking to, do you?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:34:16 No.15065756 >>15065752 I'm sorry, did I fucked you're waifu or something?

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:34:53 No.15065758

>>15065732
>Kalameet
>Big black dragon
>Fire breath infused with Abyss magic
>Psychic powers
>Severe hatred of everyone after Gwyn purged the dragons
There's either going to be mind-shattering hatesex as she rapes you to death infinitely, or by some miracle you will be able to calm the savage beast

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:35:38 No.15065759 >>15065758 Can i just have rape and cuddles please?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:35:45 No.15065761 >>15065743 Then when you say >In terms of combat, the second one was better you're saying two's combat is better than one's not three's? Don't scare me like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:36:07 No.15065763 >>15065758 I'm not the taming type. I guess it's super phuntimes for us, eh?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:36:45 No.15065765 File: 131 KB, 1000x971, 1460261919347.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15065756 >I will tear away someone's very being then chain them as chattel >why are you upset? May you marry a harem of Orange Peels mermaids.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:36:57 No.15065766 >>15065744 So basically you're just talking shit. Okay.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:37:17 No.15065767 >>15065756 >Incubi supporters are NTRfags It makes sense.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:37:25 No.15065768 >>15065761 Yes, I was saying 2's combat was better in comparison to 1, not 3.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:37:34 No.15065769 >>15065758 Is there art of this Kalameet as a Monster Girl?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:38:24 No.15065773 >>15065758 >Not taking option C and raping the anger out of her. Git gud.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:39:03 No.15065776

>>15065766
I cannot condone in any form what the demons lord and her MAMONO MANA does, but I cannot go against my love for monstergirls.
So instead of bitching about it I'm gonna make it so I don't have anything to bitch about in the least intrusive manner possible.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:39:33 No.15065778 >>15065758 Time for me to fight a dragon!Imma head pat her! I don't care how many times I die!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:39:38 No.15065779 >>15065767 >>15065765 >not wanting to mindbreak a couple paladins to build a harem with your new monster girl wife step it up famtram

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:40:08 No.15065780 >>15065765 She doesn't even exist anon, getting this upset is stupid. >>15065767 Oh, any other lies you want to spread?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:40:12 No.15065781 >>15065758 There's no wonder she's mad at everything, as a cyclops dragon she must have been viciously bullied

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:42:06 No.15065785 >>15065779 I have morals anon, and I want to keep it that way. >>15065780 >actually thinking any of this is serious

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:42:56 No.15065788 >>15065779 Mindbreak is bad anon. Harems aren't great either but forcing women to be part of one is one of the lowest things you could do.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:43:32 No.15065790 Why do pale little white boys love those big black Dragon tits?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:43:57 No.15065792 >>15065780 >The truth are lies Is up down to you?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:44:36 No.15065794 >>15065785 Hey, you can't blame me, you even used a reaction image.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:44:52 No.15065795 >>15065790 I dunno, why do dragons love fat bastards?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:44:58 No.15065796 >>15065790 >little I'll fuck you up anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:45:20 No.15065798 File: 3.82 MB, 2500x3500, Brown, Black, Beautiful.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15065790 Well you know. Ebony and ivory.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:46:27 No.15065801 >>15065788 But then how the hell is paladin-chan supposed to find love?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:46:37 No.15065802 >>15065798 >Those eyes I don't trust that woman, I don't trust her one bit.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:47:12 No.15065805 >>15065794 What does a reaction image have to do with it being serious or not? Fuck, not everything needs a: :^) to show it's not serious Context matters

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:48:29 No.15065808 >>15065792 Well, that seems to be the case for you.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:49:03 No.15065810 >>15065802 You don't have to trust her, you just have to put it in her.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:49:11 No.15065813 >>15065802 It's a good thing trust is not part of the equation then.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:49:17 No.15065815 >>15065801 By having me ask her out on a date of course she seems nice enough and she'd probably enjoy having a guy who want to go out with her, plus having someone who likes her will help her become happier with life.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:50:14 No.15065818 >>15065805 Okay okay, I believe you, you were actually pretending.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:50:17 No.15065819 >>15065801 By looking for it. You know, pursuit of happiness and all that good shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:51:23 No.15065824 >>15065810 >>15065813 Sorry anons, I don't want to have sex with a woman unless I can trust her.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:51:56 No.15065825 >>15065815 >>15065819 But anon, you know what they say about human woman, they can't love anyone.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:52:19 No.15065827 File: 319 KB, 689x1020, Tsuyu Bending Over.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Flexible Frogs. That is all.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:53:17 No.15065833 >>15065824 Like I said, trust is not part of the equation. Neither is your consent. >>15065825 Let them try, if their follies do them ill then it was their own doing and well earned.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:55:29 No.15065837

>>15065825
That's a lie, they can show love all you have to do is give them a chance and show them that your love for them is real. Plus a happy Paladin-chan is one who gets to hug her lover at night, happy that for the first time in her life she found someone that likes her for who she is while also inspiring her to strive for the best she can be.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:55:29 No.15065838 >>15065833 >Neither is your consent. You say that like its bad.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:55:42 No.15065839

>>15065796
Anon, even big human boys are small compared to a Dragon. And if you're average height or short, then you're practically a teddy bear to them. I mean look at her

>>15065798

Don't you want to be cuddled by a big black dragon who calls you cute?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:56:19 No.15065843 >>15065827 God, what I would've given to have Tsuyu as a friend in high school.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:56:34 No.15065846 >>15065798 I have but one problem with this, i do not trust anyone with white hair.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:57:04 No.15065847 >>15065839 >calls you cute Dumping that bitch and getting me a mantis.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:57:28 No.15065849 >>15065827 How long until she appears on screen? >>15065839 >Don't you want to be cuddled by a big black dragon who calls you cute? Of course I do, where did you get the idea I don't? >>15065846 >I don't trust delinquents who dye their hair Oh?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:57:34 No.15065850 >>15065827 Why are her hands and feet so big?

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:58:31 No.15065853

>>15065833
If that cocky Dragon thinks she can just take advantage of me with no effort on her part she's got another thing coming. That Dragon is gonna get punished.

>>15065839
>teddy bear
I'll fucking cut you anon, I'm not a god damn manlet and Dragon girls aren't the size of a fucking house.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:58:37 No.15065854 >>15065850 Because it's hot And she's a frog

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:59:22 No.15065856 >>15065849 Nah, delinquents can be good, just anyone with white hair i hate only because of that fact, doesn't matter how nice they are, i just dont trust them.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:59:22 No.15065857

Idea bucket time!
>1.Crazy Kitsune chasing anon though a forest, using her tails like doctor octopus. (can work with any monster capable, I just like foxes)
>2.Fusing a gnome and a wurm together to get a true "dragon of earth"
>3. Government official wants to get rid of a political enemy but is cant afford a decent assassin, so he divides to give a girl a cursed sword to plan a "accident"
4.Orgasm denial involving shirohebi fire

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:59:33 No.15065859 >>15065847 I would love to have a Mantis and a Lich as wives.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:59:46 No.15065860 >>15065750 Her stabs make you leak spiritual energy. What is the physical form of spiritual energy? Semen. It's a short jump from "being stabbed makes you cum" to "you're being stabbed in the dick and made to cum"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 02:59:54 No.15065861 >>15065857 Dos.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:00:39 No.15065863 >>15065857 >3 Why her? A Kunoichi would be much better for that role.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:00:56 No.15065864 >>15065857 One or two.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:01:30 No.15065865 >>15065860 Semn contains spirit energy, rather than being it's physical form. The stuff that leaks out of demon silver wounds is red, not white. And is it really torture, then? I thought CBT had to, by definition, actually hurt.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:01:33 No.15065866 >>15065837 Well, anon, you sure are brave. >>15065839 Sounds awesome, I really like tall girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:02:13 No.15065868 >>15065863 he said he could not afford a assassin. I'm pretty sure that a ninja would not be cheap

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:02:33 No.15065871 >>15065857 How does shirohebi fire lend itself to orgasm denial?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:02:45 No.15065872 >>15065859 Can one man even handle that much kuu?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:03:34 No.15065873 >>15065868 He said decent anon, he could get a clumsy Kunoichi to do the job.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:04:14 No.15065874 >>15065871 You can only cum with the body of the shirohebi that burned you. This is coupled to the maddening lust you feel.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:04:17 No.15065875 >>15065847 >>15065853 All white boys are a slave to the Big Black Breasts.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:04:38 No.15065876 >>15065863 >>15065868 Come to think of it. Are there any good Kunoichi stories? I can't remeber reding any.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:05:05 No.15065877 >>15065871 It doesn't? AFAIK it causes physical pain until you actually fuck her. It's not like being built up without being let down, it's like being burned alive and getting put out.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:05:52 No.15065878

>>15065866
Indeed, not only brave but also hopefully optimistic. I believe that if someone who's received no love in their life is given a chance at kindness, it can turn their life for the better and make them into better people. Paladin-chan is a cute girl who if given a chance at finding love, she will become not only stronger, but a better person due to her being given a chance to have a lover to be with and do cute romantic things with.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:05:53 No.15065879 >>15065875 But I'm not white. Can i go now?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:06:09 No.15065880 >>15065871 When burned by shirohebi fire, the man has a urge to have sex with her to "cool himself". now imagine if she increased that feeling as punishment?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:06:17 No.15065882 >>15065872 It's very simple anon, with head massages and tender loving sex. >>15065876 Bollocks wrote a pretty series of greentexts.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:07:27 No.15065885 File: 42 KB, 294x276, 1525941.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15065868 >Not paying a kunoichi only enough money that she feels her dog is more fitting to take the job than herself That's how it worked when I bribed ninjas before.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:07:31 No.15065886 >>15065875 I'm a slave to no woman.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:08:28 No.15065890 >>15065875 Is that why I also love Dark Elves?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:08:34 No.15065891 >>15065876 there the odd green text floating about and a shitty story I did one time Im not one to go to when defining "good"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:08:59 No.15065893 >>15065885 If you're talking about what I think you're talking about, then Yojimbo's a samurai anon. Also the living incarnation of "Fuck you, pay me."

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:09:14 No.15065895 >>15065877 That's not how it works at all, they just "ignite" his body with a maddening lust for her. Painful shirohebi fire is pure headcanon

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:09:22 No.15065896

>>15065849
>How long until she appears on screen?
Let's see...the first two episodes covered the first chapter of the manga (Which is pretty lengthy).
Episode three looks to cover chapter two and a bit of chapter three...so episode four should cover the rest of three and likely all of four...Tsuyu makes brief appearances in chapters 6, 7, and 8, got a single line in 11...and then started getting more focus beginning in chapter 13.

So extrapolate from that what you will.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:10:21 No.15065899 >>15065865 You just need the slightest excuse to plug your own fetishes into a girl. It doesn't matter if it's only like 75% right. Well, sounding counts as CBT and it's not supposed to hurt...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:10:51 No.15065902 >>15065896 Well I'm going to be antsy for her. They already got Mount Lady so right.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:12:31 No.15065907 >>15065873 maybe he's hinting about how a cursed sword would cause a culsterfuck that would bite him in the ass later compared to a clumsy ninja adventure?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:15:10 No.15065913 >>15065907 But clumsy ninja adventures are both cuter and more entertaining to read.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:15:33 No.15065914 File: 1.18 MB, 1127x1600, fb0321c50816277d98b0db6684846e1e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15065890 Human Boys naturally know dark skinned girls are the best.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:16:32 No.15065916 >>15065913 Try Alp's story Pink Cocks, starring a chuuni Kunoichi who gets lewd on a pole. Also some riveting dialogue, such as "Yee-haw!".

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:17:00 No.15065919 File: 149 KB, 960x540, 0043.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15065914 But of course.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:17:48 No.15065923 >>15065875 >Can't fight the B. >Nope. They can't beat the B.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:18:03 No.15065924 >>15065914 >>15065919 Dark skinned girls are really mean though.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:18:20 No.15065925 >>15065914 Is it wrong that I want to cuddle a Pharaoh and her Anubis and Sphinx attendants/best friends completely nonsexually?

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:18:25 No.15065926

>>15065183
I remember you bringing that up a couple days ago. Don't know what's you problem really, they're described to be nearly as human as possible plus a couple perks to solve some inconveniences springing up when it comes to humanXmonster relationships. Of course there are exceptions like Wendigo and 'Flayers' husbands, but that's pretty much glorified transformation.
That said, I'd still want the thing without them, but can't really think over a better solution.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:18:30 No.15065927 File: 1.20 MB, 1000x1572, 513a225870dabb95bdf1c527fd8841c3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15065914 Truth

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:19:00 No.15065929 Good night Anons, Take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, sit back, relax, and praise the sun one final time with me.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:19:03 No.15065931 >>15065916 I wish I could punch you right in the dick.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:19:42 No.15065933 >>15065931 Why?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:19:47 No.15065935 >>15065925 >completely nonsexually Yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:20:13 No.15065936 >>15065926 >but can't really think over a better solution. Magic, then you don't have Incubi cancer.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:20:27 No.15065937 >>15065929 Whatever you're about to do, make sure you mention it was all redit's fault.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:21:14 No.15065940 >>15065933 For talking about monster girls being 3DPD pole dancing whores and for talking about that cuckold Alp.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:22:01 No.15065943 >>15065937 I'm about to go to sleep and curse the fact that I will spend all of tomorrow at work, unable to play even a second of DS3

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:22:14 No.15065944 >>15065940 >3DPD pole dancing whores Oh, so you haven't actually read it? >cuckold Alp Eh?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:22:24 No.15065946 >>15065935 Don't get me wrong anon, I'm gonna want to fuck them. It's just I want to feel their loving embrace too. Is it wrong to want to just feel the warmth of skin against skin and wake up with smiling faces near your own?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:23:02 No.15065949 >>15065940 >implying poledancing isn't a mating dance

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:24:18 No.15065954 >>15065946 Yes, they need to be fucked silly and filled with children ASAP. Did you learn nothing from Succubus sensitivity training?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:24:31 No.15065955 Dark skinned girls aren't anything special if their personality is awful. White Mantis that doesn't treat me like a lesser person > Black Dragon that treats me like a toy.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:25:38 No.15065958 >>15065949 Pole dancing is for disgusting drug using sluts that are riddled with infections.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:26:22 No.15065959 >>15065958 Also for martial arts training.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:26:43 No.15065960 >>15065958 Sure, if you picked them out of some seedy strip club down a back road, instead of from a competitive dance venue or instructional gym.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:27:01 No.15065962
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>>15065924
That's a lie, they treat their cute pale boys right. They'll treat you just how you need to be treated, and you'll be much happier with them then a pale white monster girl.

>>15065955
>Not wanting to be a toy
Human Boys are natural sluts

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:27:09 No.15065963 >>15065959 >>15065960 Wrong.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:28:32 No.15065968 >>15065963 Your bait is stale, Alphater.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:28:35 No.15065969 File: 1.68 MB, 1280x1433, 1459254321662.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15065958 The only drug those girls are on is love and their only infection is a need to breed. Also they're poledancing to "pizza usa".

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:28:49 No.15065970 >>15065962 >Human Boys are natural sluts That's dead wrong anon, not every man is like you. Only I know how I want to be treated and I don't want to treated like I'm supposed to be some submissive cumpump for them.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:30:12 No.15065973 >>15065968 Go away Alp. >>15065969 Sorry anon, but pole dancing monster girls are trash and not worth your time.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:30:47 No.15065976 I'm equally happy with harems, bigamy, and monogomy so long as I can make the girl(s) happy.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:31:14 No.15065977 >>15065973 >Go away Alp Not until you read the story and realize the folly of your misdeeds.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:32:21 No.15065981 >>15065954 >Not properly romancing them and then impregnating them with slow sensual polynesian sex. Succubus sensitivity means jack shit in the desert. Also it's not as fun.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:32:26 No.15065982 >>15065973 Don't confuse pole dancing monster girls with human pole dancers.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:33:51 No.15065989 >>15065977 I don't need to since his stories are all full of the same awful dialogue and characters. Not to mention he made one of the worst thread memes that exists.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:34:43 No.15065991 >>15065989 Succubus (Male)?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:34:55 No.15065992 >>15065982 Pole dancers are irredeemable trash no matter what kind of woman they are.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:35:09 No.15065994 File: 2.06 MB, 1600x2000, 0e9681487f29e8fba2b97b88fb694649.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15065970 You say that now, but will your body say otherwise?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:35:22 No.15065995 File: 257 KB, 1000x1000, Jeleton.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15065989 >>15065992 Slander and lies.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:35:56 No.15065997 >>15065991 Anon that had nothing to do with him though. I'm talking about stinkypede.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:37:04 No.15066000 >>15065994 No, no it will stay the same. My heart and mind are utterly unclouded.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:37:15 No.15066001 Is the opinion of this mad faggot so important?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:39:04 No.15066007 Please halp. I've pressed something while cleaning the keyboard and now every time new posts appear the screen jumps down exactly their size. I can't operate in /mgt/ like this.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:39:17 No.15066008 >>15066001 Shut up and post about monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:39:50 No.15066009 >>15066007 Restart the computer.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:40:32 No.15066012 >>15066001 If he doesn't get the responses he wants he just replies to himself. The mods are on vacation or something so we're stuck with him until they get back.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:41:14 No.15066016 >>15065992 Please anon, your mom is not that bad.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:43:07 No.15066019 >>15066007 I had that too. Try closing the tab and opening a new one and coming here (Don't reopen tab)

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:43:12 No.15066020 >>15066016 I wouldn't know.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:43:39 No.15066021 >>15066007 Stop trying to turn your keyboard into a monster girl then.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:43:49 No.15066022 >>15065992 Except unlike humans, monstergirl pole dancers do it to attract a mate. They are not after cash and drugs, they want a husband. Considering they're almost all extremely lustful races this is much better than raping men in their sleep.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:44:02 No.15066023 File: 48 KB, 600x604, CfgGKcMWEAA4zMD.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15066012 That makes sense.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:45:03 No.15066026 File: 570 KB, 857x1200, Tentacle.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tentacles are for ______.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:45:31 No.15066029 >>15066026 Marrying.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:45:32 No.15066030 >>15066020 She is doing a good job then.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:45:47 No.15066032 >>15066026 Purging.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:46:12 No.15066033 >>15065686 As posited by Dr. Lich, Wurms are strong, much stronger than water ergo they don't so much as 'swim' they instead coerce water into moving.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:46:54 No.15066034 >>15066030 Good for her, hard to care about a woman I've never met.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:47:08 No.15066035 >>15066023 I want dat Mad Hatter MILF.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:47:13 No.15066036 >>15066023 Why does Hatter look better without her hat?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:47:14 No.15066037 >>15066026 Hugs!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:48:10 No.15066039 >>15066022 Sorry anon, but no matter how you try to rationalize it monster girl pole dancers are just as disgusting as their human counterpart.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:48:14 No.15066040 >>15066026 Prostate massages

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:49:02 No.15066042 >>15066034 Oh, this is so fitting!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:49:02 No.15066043 File: 115 KB, 881x906, 1413540185208.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15066026 Staying away from my butt!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:49:28 No.15066046 >>15066026 Alping for.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:49:34 No.15066048 >>15066040 I think she'd be too shy to do it. Besides, you poop from there and might get her tentacles dirty.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:49:55 No.15066049 >>15066042 ?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:50:50 No.15066050 >>15066039 That's just your shitty opinion.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:51:33 No.15066052 >>15066048 Well, the profile states that shyness goes right out the windows once they touch you

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:52:43 No.15066056 >>15066039 >they aren't at all like them >despite this they're exactly like them Okay.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:53:34 No.15066058 >>15066050 >Treating one of the cancers of society like they should be treated is a bad opinion. The only one with a shit opinion is you for defending them.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:54:57 No.15066062

>>15065976
>"The greatness of a man is measured by the amount of their love."
>"Amount of their love?"
>"Mmm. Amongst men, some have a large amount of love. Even if that love is shared with many other women, it's a lot bigger than any ordinary man's love. So your body and soul can be satisfied from the core."
>"Ah..."
>"Would you rather have gritty corn bread to yourself, or share the most delicious meat with everyone?"
>"Bread?"
>"Huh."
>"I'm sorry, by meat, you mean real meat, right? I've never had it, and it's sort of cruel... and the manager's bread is delicious!"
>"...hah, you'll make a great wife someday."
>"You really think so?!"

Head-Harem-Wife Amida explaining her family dynamic to Martian Loli Atra.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:54:59 No.15066063 >>15066049 Don't worry anon, it's okay, I'm sure she had her reasons. Besides you being such an shitty shitposter.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:55:17 No.15066064 >>15066052 Your anus is not your penis, so why would they go for it right out of the bat?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:56:16 No.15066065 >>15066058 Holy shit you are actually retarded.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:56:42 No.15066067 >>15066046 If a tentacle accidedntally alped someone, do you think they'd still be friends?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:57:24 No.15066069 >>15066063 You are really awful at this, here's your last pity (you)

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:58:05 No.15066070 >>15066067 Probably.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:58:13 No.15066071 >>15066062 >Azee and Lafter call her ane-san >Subs read "ma'am"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:58:19 No.15066072 >>15066065 He is either that or just baiting, proceed to ignore him pls.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:58:25 No.15066074 >>15066065 >Says the enabler who defends any type of pole dancing.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:58:31 No.15066075 >>15066067 They'd be even better friends.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:59:41 No.15066077 >>15066069 Okay, go cry to sleep anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 03:59:45 No.15066078 >>15066064 Well, not right off the bat, but they might eventually go for it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 04:00:25 No.15066079 >>15066074 >he doesn't know pole dancing is actually a sport I might as well post some hairy Indian guys doing it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 04:00:44 No.15066082 File: 288 KB, 977x1600, 134587654354.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to be an apprentice to a cute Lich!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 04:01:28 No.15066085 >>15066071 That's almost as bad as how the Build Fighters Subs always just used China's name, even though Sei always called her "injou" (Think that's how you spell it?)

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 04:01:39 No.15066086 >>15066078 You'd need to bring it up to them first.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 04:01:54 No.15066087 >>15066082 Not that one though, that's a bad Lich.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 04:02:42 No.15066090 >>15066072 Fine. >>15066079 I know, he is so stupid.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 04:03:02 No.15066091 >>15066075 I want to walk in on a tentacle and an alp having private time together!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 04:04:16 No.15066094 >>15066087 I will take her! More kuu for me.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 04:04:47 No.15066095 >>15066086 Monster girls are pretty good at figuring out what you'd enjoy. If they think you'll like it, they'll do it. If they know you won't, they'll stay away.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 04:04:59 No.15066096 >>15066091 Good, you better turn their heinous and sinful private time into something wholesome and fun for the whole family.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 04:05:03 No.15066097 >>15066079 >This desperate to justify degeneracy,

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 04:06:29 No.15066103 >>15066091 >>15066096 >>>/u/

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 04:07:02 No.15066107 >>15066085 Official subs man, they're always horrible. http://i.imgur.com/XUjvvfh.png

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 04:09:50 No.15066117 >>15066091 But what would you do after that?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 04:10:32 No.15066118 >>15066117 Gaea rage

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 04:15:18 No.15066132 >>15066097 Your awful with meme arrows.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 04:16:21 No.15066134 >>15066117 A sandwich.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 04:17:32 No.15066135 >>15066026 Fucking right in the tentahole

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 04:20:27 No.15066142 File: 16 KB, 800x500, 1459897588818.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15066134 >guro vore

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 04:24:14 No.15066156 I want to join the monstergirl Navy!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 04:24:48 No.15066161 How would you convince a scylla or kraken not to give you tentaclejobs?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 04:24:58 No.15066162 >>15066156 Monstergirls omly.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 04:25:43 No.15066166 >>15066156 Me too, I hope they stick me on the ship full of alp nereids wearing tight sailor outfits.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 04:26:38 No.15066169 >>15066166 In the navy~

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 04:28:11 No.15066172 File: 95 KB, 800x566, 40268856_big_p7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15066161 >implying I wouldn't ask them to do even kinkier stuff with their tentacles

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 04:28:58 No.15066175 >>15066172 That's kinda cool.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 04:30:04 No.15066180 >>15066162 They listened to menimist groups though and let men join now! They also lowered the standards so men can keep up with monster girls!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 04:33:46 No.15066188 >>15066172 What kind of stuff?

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 04:33:51 No.15066189
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>probably drank too much

I wonder what Mia would be like intoxicated

I wand to cuddle with miia while we're both drunk

I imagine she would like fruity drinks i would have to learn to make her

and i would just down a bottle of jager like i just did

we could cuddle while intoxicated, and make sure to stay hydrated to make sure we don't have too bad of a hangover
It would be perfect
Just falling asleep wrapped in the woman you love while you both are feeling really good

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 04:34:00 No.15066190

>>15066180
But men have historically defeated monstergirls in war.
Such as the great battle of Arendale when four thousand human pikemen charged head long into 3 times their number and scattered the monsters that the lowland cavalry men mopped up most of the ones that fled.
Fuck, they're still afraid of the place even though no pikemen actually survived the battle.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 04:34:48 No.15066192 >>15066172 why does she need to make a pussy out of her tentacles when she already has a perfectly fine pussy to use

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 04:34:51 No.15066193 Just a quick update, the TFT mascot conjtest ends in 30ish minutes. http://touchfluffytail.org/?p=5881 Hope Mono can pull a last minute comeback

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 04:35:46 No.15066194 >>15066189 by the way i love everyone no alp

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 04:39:07 No.15066205 >>15066193 Who is he behind?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 04:39:25 No.15066207 >>15066189 >>15066194 Go to bed, you're drunk.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 04:39:45 No.15066208 >>15066188 She's going to put her tentacle in my hand and hold it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 04:40:54 No.15066214 >>15066192 That's like asking why you would fuck a girl's tits or get a blowjob when she could just fuck you normally. Variety, anon!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 04:48:20 No.15066234 File: 2.66 MB, 2000x2000, 1442631400584.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15066207 Why would i go to sleep when i finally started feeling good and not dead inside anon? I just want to feel good and look at Miia forever

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 04:50:44 No.15066238 >>15066234 Well I just want to be the small spoon to my waifu while our child rests in my arms, but that's not bloody well going to happen now is it?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 04:52:55 No.15066245 File: 175 KB, 561x799, 1359765720169.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15066238 It will anon, we just need more blood to sacrifice to the blood god I recommend alp blood as no one will miss them

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 05:04:06 No.15066258 >>15066245 >wanting to sacrifice the guy you're talking to Wow, rude!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 05:06:03 No.15066259 >>15066258 Sorry alp, but it's for the greater good, waifufags everywhere will remember you as the "man" who made their waifu real

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 05:08:29 No.15066263 >>15066259 Don't have that much blood anyway.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 05:09:11 No.15066266

>>15065338
>Girl buying a cursed sword from a shady Tanuki and getting tricked into becoming her mercenary

Wait till that backfires and the Cursed Sword falls to the first bandit in an ambush who heard about fabled headpatting and hugging techniques that could calm cursed beings, leaving the Tanuki without mercenary and items.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 05:30:32 No.15066288 >>15065893 "You expect a phoenix yet you offer chicken feed!" I swear that guy was raised by tanuki. >>15065913 I dont think cute is what he is going for

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 05:43:08 No.15066299 What is this "mofu" I keep hearing about?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 05:47:07 No.15066306 File: 1.65 MB, 4860x4931, 1393884289708.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15066299 It's the stuff above this girl's ass.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 05:48:32 No.15066309 >>15066306 That Fox needs to stay out of my kitchen!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 06:12:25 No.15066347 >>15066306 Y-You mean her silky smooth back?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 06:37:49 No.15066381 >>15066347 Lower. Look around the tailbone.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 06:42:26 No.15066388 File: 523 KB, 700x990, 1448546289048.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Lich waifu finds out that you like mofu and attaches a tail to herself Did she go too far or do you appreciate the gesture?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 06:43:22 No.15066390 >>15066388 I've read Franken Fran, I'm not queasy.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 06:43:55 No.15066393 File: 342 KB, 1031x776, nofu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15066299 A liability not shared by mousegirls.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 06:44:10 No.15066394 File: 520 KB, 561x546, cutie.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15066388 >She sees your dick

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 06:45:11 No.15066397 >>15065159 >Being such a little bitch What's you're waifu, a cursed tampon?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 06:45:43 No.15066399 So Cursed Sword won't use her sword on you anymore if you waifu her, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 06:51:50 No.15066410 >>15066394 This is adorable yet more spooky than it should be.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 06:54:57 No.15066413 >>15066399 Well I mean, she'd probably accommodate you if you're into that sort of thing, but she'd rather be the one getting penetrated.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 06:56:54 No.15066418 >>15066399 They're deredere cuddle sluts once they get married and they only turn aggressive again if you neglect them for extended periods of time.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 06:59:58 No.15066427 >>15066413 >>15066418 I'm sensing that this is a running theme in MGE. Where girls are only interesting until you actually waifu them.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 07:02:02 No.15066431

>>15066427
Life's what you make of it. Of course if you just marry a girl, settle down, start a family and live like that, it'll get "Boring". It's called domestication.

You want interesting, go on an adventure with your waifu. Do shit with her outside of the bedroom. And no I don't just mean exhibitionism.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 07:02:22 No.15066434 >>15066427 Blood for the blood god is pretty one dimensional. It's about the journey from there to the church of headpats.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 07:03:05 No.15066436 >>15066431 Exhibitionism can be a good part of it though. Winning fights in tassels and plugs are like half of what I imagine married martials to be for.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 07:03:46 No.15066437 >>15066427 >Wanting WHERES THAT DAMN FOURTH CHAOS EMERALD to stay edgy and not heal her Well, we were all 13 sometime.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 07:05:28 No.15066442 >>15066437 If I wanted a "deredere cuddleslut", there's already about 150 of these in MGE. This one just happens to have some fancy sword and armor (that'll disappear via the magic of demonic energy when you have sex anyway).

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 07:07:14 No.15066445

>>15066427
>Ushi-Oni and Hellhounds retain their ferocity even when married
>Minotaurs still only care about eating, fighting, sleeping and fucking
>Anubis still wants you to keep to her strict schedule
There's plenty of girls who stay true to what they are.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 07:07:34 No.15066447 >>15066427 For you

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 07:08:58 No.15066452

>>15066442
The sex is supposed to be vanilla as fuck m8.
Try looking past that. She'll still wear the sexy corruption-armor whenever you're not banging her, and your deredere cuddleslut is also a super powerful dedicated bodyguard.

People just can't see the bigger picture. Like, do you not find certain outfits on girls sexy because you'll have to take them off for sex? That's dumb.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 07:09:31 No.15066455

>>15066442
>that'll disappear via the magic of demonic energy when you have sex anyway
Only the pieces in the way of her vag and nipples, the rest stays. Or did you want to thrust your dick into metal plate and never have a way to penetrate your wife?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 07:11:25 No.15066456 >>15066442 The duality makes her unique. >"SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER! REMOVE SLUTS REMO- oh that feels good. I love you, dear."

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 07:12:30 No.15066458 >>15066192 Don't have to censor tentacles.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 07:13:03 No.15066460 >>15066455 >Only the pieces in the way of her vag and nipples, the rest stays. Considering how utterly uncomfortable it'd be to have around at all, I seriously doubt this.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 07:23:06 No.15066479 >>15066394 I hate that I will never be able to see the full versions of butter-t's uncensored pics. FeelsBadMan.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 07:29:25 No.15066494 >>15066442 >>15066460 KC specifically made Living Armor able to be banged inside her amor, I doubt he wouldn't make it possible for Cursed Sword.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 07:31:55 No.15066498 >>15066399 Only on your dick.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 07:42:24 No.15066520

>>15066399
>>15066418
They're deredere cuddlesluts, but they aren't necessarily never going to want to try kinky shit. Monster girls are pretty perverted. They're just not going to violently beat you down and cut you up. Maybe as roleplay. But her sword may as well be an aphrodisiac, I'd be surprised if it NEVER saw any use.
She could also jack you off with it in "gauntlet" form.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 07:47:05 No.15066535 >>15066520 >gauntlet form has sharp, bladed fingers >makes you cum buckets when she scratches your back with it in the throes of passion Alternatively >claws' edges digging into your dick as she jerks you off

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 07:59:44 No.15066569
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>You'll never stumble across a forbidden tome lying in the middle of the marketplace street
>Sheepishly, you'll never squat down and ponder at the vaguely pornographic cover
>You'll never open it while no one is looking and to your horror find out that it's enchanted to display an illusion of your own perverse fantasies to every one around you while the tome itself screams "Lewd Heretic! Lewd Heretic!"
>You'll never have every one turn to look at you with ridicule in their eyes as a corps of paladins step out and surround you in a ring, laughing and pointing in and chanting with the tome
>You'll never turn red with rage as you suffer five straight minutes of this humiliation until their leader steps out and puts a hand on your shoulder, tears of mirth in his eyes, and one of his subordinates shackle you.
>"Haha. Calm yourself. It's just an inquisition, bro."

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 08:01:20 No.15066574 Is it so bad to just want to be cuddled and raped?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 08:02:30 No.15066577 >>15066574 Cuddled not so much, raped definitely.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 08:06:32 No.15066589 >>15066574 >>15066577 It's not rape if you want it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 08:17:41 No.15066631 >>15066589 Consensual rape exists.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 08:22:21 No.15066643

>>15066535
> utterly corrupt cursed sword that is iron all over
> a hero learns her weak spot and defeats her
> unluckily for him, she's so spiny that getting hugged back is like being in an iron maiden
> her CBT powers activate and make him cream his pants
> the world is saved but the hero is doomed to a lifetime of painful pleasure in her rusty leglock
Welp, that's my next story outlined. Living Swords are just too good.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 08:24:27 No.15066650 >>15066643 >your next story Who are you?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 08:27:42 No.15066661 >>15065471 Wasn't she captured and cured of her illness a long time ago though?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 08:29:26 No.15066670 >>15065477 Perform cheekrubs

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 08:33:45 No.15066683

>>15066661
This is part two of her trilogy though, where she escapes prison and drowns an important city in cuddly terror, only for an internationally famous detective to track her down and confront her, who will win in this epic confrontation of warmth, hugs and logic?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 08:36:36 No.15066692 >>15066643 Sounds fun. Would there be explicit lewd though?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 08:37:40 No.15066694 >>15066650 Harblador

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 08:39:02 No.15066697 >>15066694 Oh I liked your komodo oneechan and abomination

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 08:40:12 No.15066701 >>15066643 >>15066650 >>15066692 >>15066694 >>15066697 http://pastebin.com/2Cut5qVe Komodo Onee-chan is the best. Your chubby Amazon story is nice too.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 08:45:13 No.15066723 Somebody get these damned monstergirls OFF ME WOW

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 08:46:23 No.15066726 File: 258 KB, 1200x1200, 1460465183668.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15066723 See? It's not so bad, just give in to it. It's no so bad when you're used to being covered in them at all times.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 08:54:02 No.15066756 I want a Monster Girl to stumble upon my collection of Gender Bender manga and get the wrong idea! I want to have to shamefully explain that I'm not to Alp nor do I want to be one to her! I want to beg her not to tell anyone my shameful pleasures!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 08:54:18 No.15066758 >>15066701 In case you missed my post from last thread >>15053930

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 08:56:37 No.15066765 >>15066726 Goddammit I knew I should've joined the Ord

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 08:57:30 No.15066766 >>15066701 Quick! Someone post Alp's rendition of Komodo Onee-chan!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 08:57:34 No.15066767 >>15066765 Whats The Ord? Is that the special olympics equivalent to The Order?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 08:59:55 No.15066771 The demon lord and humans can have there war. If I'm going to fight monsters, it will be on my own terms and reasons.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 09:00:17 No.15066772 >>15066766 Everyday I hold onto a small bit of comfort knowing Alp will burn in hell for his crimes.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 09:01:42 No.15066776 >>15066726 That's too many mice. I like mice, and that's too many.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 09:03:44 No.15066778 >>15066694 In case you missed my post from last thread >>15053930

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 09:04:23 No.15066780 >>15066772 This is Hell, Alp is our tormentor.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 09:04:56 No.15066782 >>15066723 Wow come on man how was I supposed to know I'd get raped fucking bugged stranger danger mechanics god damn whatever man.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 09:11:22 No.15066796 >>15066780 If this is hell I'm going full doomguy Rip and tear straight to alp

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 09:13:11 No.15066804 >>15066796 Good luck.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 09:14:32 No.15066807 >>15066726 I can only cum some many times.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 09:15:07 No.15066808 >>15066726 Vermintide?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 09:16:56 No.15066813 >>15066767 Sounds more like a ailen group for a cartoon.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 09:20:48 No.15066826 >>15066771 >Not wanting to be a general in one of the opposing sides. >Not wanting to take part of the fhight to change the world. >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk2U3Cm4rQM Be a man Anon

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 09:22:20 No.15066831
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>>15066756
You know, it's thanks to organizations like The Sabbath that promote potions to allow a persons to expirement with these kinds of fetishes without full alping.

Remember to always thank your local Sabbath member, and dick her if she is yet to have married.

Also, make sure your local government is funding their Sabbath chapter.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 09:23:58 No.15066836 File: 167 KB, 960x540, Soaked Horse Pussy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Have you accepted the love of Horse Pussy in your life?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 09:29:00 No.15066846 >>15066726 Let me guess, Maussniffer...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 09:29:44 No.15066847 >>15066846 Be nice, he didnt mention sniffing...yet

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 09:30:51 No.15066852 >>15066826 Man I want to fight a dragon or something powerfull to this.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 09:32:53 No.15066858 File: 133 KB, 600x800, CSpiKxeUYAA7WcI.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why is Dragon-chan annoyed with her Jabberwock Onee-chan?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 09:33:58 No.15066859 >>15066858 Lewd wocks slobber all over all the boys and make them too gross for sex.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 09:35:13 No.15066861 >>15066826 This man's music sounds all the same.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 09:38:05 No.15066868 >>15066859 But it's a trick, her tentacles slobber all over the boy's clothes, so he has to take them off! A perfect plan!

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 09:42:32 No.15066877

>>15066861
I like it in moderation.

If you listen to his stuff all in a row they all kinda blend into each other.

seriously, if you play that theme, bios from guilty crown and the attack on titan main theme one after the other to a guy who hasn't heard them before he'd think its all from the same anime.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 09:47:08 No.15066884 >>15066877 Bios was a nice theme, shame about the anime

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 09:54:22 No.15066892 File: 611 KB, 900x1260, 1427210748180.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Umm, Anon-senpai, what did you want to talk about?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 09:57:03 No.15066897 >>15066892 How I shall become a demon king with my own realm and shit. You can be wife #1!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 09:57:13 No.15066898 >>15066892 Parallel universes.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 09:58:21 No.15066900 >>15066892 >Those tiny wings >That thin tail We're going to talk about your friend and whether or not she's single.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 09:59:06 No.15066901 >>15066900 You mean Manny-cum-Mindy?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 10:01:54 No.15066908 >>15066901 No, the other friend. You know, the Manticore. The one she keeps buying lunch for.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 10:03:26 No.15066913 >>15066892 >>15066900 What boy wants a girl with a small spadetail? She's impotent, a joke. I'm surprised she doesn't hide it and pretend to be a boy, she'd be less embarrassed.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 10:03:36 No.15066914 File: 110 KB, 1280x1224, Ey there boy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15066908

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 10:06:16 No.15066919 File: 138 KB, 474x600, Succubus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15066913 Succubi have thin tails. Alps have thick tails. Keep that in mind.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 10:07:35 No.15066921 >>15066919 Uhh anon that tail is pretty big.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 10:08:27 No.15066924 File: 29 KB, 335x400, Lesser Succubus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15066921 Still thinner. Lesser Succubus is the thinnest.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 10:09:26 No.15066926 >>15066919 So the Alp is more of a woman? >>15066924 >Lesser >Thinnest >Being shocked When was the last time anyone here has said they'd want a Lesser Succubus? When has anyone here said they'd want a Lesser Succubus?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 10:09:28 No.15066927 >>15066892 About how insignificant we are at a cosmic level. Did you know we could all die in the blink of an eye at any given moment? It's kind of funny to think about it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 10:10:43 No.15066929 File: 34 KB, 619x710, Alp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15066919 >>15066924 And here's the Alp. Compare the tails.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 10:11:36 No.15066931 File: 614 KB, 1000x1064, 1408472141268.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15066929 Now THAT's a spadetail.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 10:12:08 No.15066933 >>15066931 You know you love it, honey.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 10:23:10 No.15066956 File: 32 KB, 234x167, mindflayer stress ball.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15065745 Are shoggies squishier than flayers?

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 10:23:19 No.15066958

>>15066926
You know, I'd say no one ever said that they would want a lesser succubus.

I mean, maybe there is somebody out there that likes those jar ladies, they have something going for them, but a lesser succubus is literally succubus lite, that will sooner or later become a full one.

Those poor forgotten girls...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 10:24:30 No.15066962 >>15066956 No. Flayers are squishy because they have gooey stuff inside skin. Shogs are more slimey and you'll just sink in.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 10:27:04 No.15066970 File: 228 KB, 400x250, SWIGITY SWOOTY COMIN FOR THAT BOOTY.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] One day Jinko...one day.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 10:27:17 No.15066972 >>15066929 >>15066931 I just noticed this, but Alps have underboob That's lewd

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 10:27:27 No.15066973 >>15066956 Her offer would be more than appreciated right now.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 10:28:04 No.15066975 >>15066956 Nice trap, but the only think I'm giving a mindflayer is the business end of a flamethrower

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 10:30:20 No.15066979 >>15066975 Hey, I like flamethrowers like the next pyromaniac but let's not be too hasty, I'll take her far away from you anon, don't let your fear take over, that's something they love on a man.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 10:35:49 No.15066984 >>15066962 Couldn't Shoggie-chan alter the permeability of her skin. Master wants a cute stress ball!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 10:36:55 No.15066985 >>15066984 If that's what Mastah wants.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 10:42:52 No.15066999 >>15066569 What a flexible fellow.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 10:43:01 No.15067000 >>15066956 Eldritch horrors are not for squeezing, please fear them or Cthulhu-chan will throw another tantrum

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 10:44:34 No.15067003 >>15067000 Oh no, eldtritch horros, somebody please heeelp.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 10:45:42 No.15067006 There appear to be some crashing sounds on the roof...possibly some heavy footsteps too.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 10:46:18 No.15067009 >>15065028 >it looks more like a peevish outburst because they couldn't get attention from their husband This better include pouty rape. I like it, plenty of potential for both fearboners and cuddlefucking alike.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 10:46:58 No.15067011 >>15067006 Can't be Santa, not this time of the year. Assume rape.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 10:48:58 No.15067014 >>15067006 It's a burglar, Anon. Go grab your gun.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 10:49:40 No.15067016 File: 375 KB, 1200x1200, eldritch princess prank.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15067000 >Cthulhu-chan will throw another tantrum She's such a lazy bum, always at home dreaming

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 10:49:56 No.15067017 File: 3.46 MB, 5400x3600, 5f7dec65fb1cfa6ff734bd8f21bf275a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15066858 She's probably been bragging about how she got a human boy to marry her and Dragon-chan is still single.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 10:50:34 No.15067018 >>15067016 I didn't ask for all this insight.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 10:51:54 No.15067024 >>15066926 I distinctly remember Lesser Succubus being mentioned recently.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 10:53:04 No.15067027 >>15067017 I'll go out with Dragon-chan, she seems like a nice enough girl and much more humble than her Jabberwock sister. Plus she's a cutie and would enjoy having my company, cuddling or otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 10:54:36 No.15067030 >>15067027 >and much more humble than her Jabberwock sister She's a Dragon, she's not supposed to be humble! This is why Jabbernee-san teases her.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 10:57:07 No.15067036 File: 594 KB, 834x577, 1403997423590.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15066926 I think the fuzzy portions of the Lesser Succubus' body would feel nice to run your hand through. Also, imagine what an Undead Lesser Succubus would be like.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 10:59:03 No.15067040 >>15066026 Hugs. Look at all those flexible limbs, they're made for affectionately wrapping around someone.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 10:59:38 No.15067041

>>15067030
Then I'd just have to tell her that being humble is a good thing and not something to be ashamed of. Being humble will help her out in life by making her not only smarter, but able to keep an actual relationship unlike her Jabbernee-san. Plus, her humble nature is just one of the many reason I asked her out on a date and was attracted to in the first place, guys like a girl who's strong yet wise.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 11:01:13 No.15067046 >>15066970 Reminds me of the big cat sanctuary I went to when a female white tiger put her self as low as she could to hide from me

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 11:04:20 No.15067051

>>15067041
>but able to keep an actual relationship unlike her Jabbernee-san
That's mean man. Haughty proud girls can be loved too and maintain romantic relationships.

>Plus, her humble nature is just one of the many reason I asked her out on a date and was attracted to in the first place, guys like a girl who's strong yet wise.
Are you sure Dragon-chan is the strong stoic tight? I mean, sure she gives off that vibe, but once you hold her claw she makes weird stuttering noises.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 11:04:53 No.15067054 >>15067006 >>15067011 >>15067014 All right well the noises stopped so I assume whatever it was left. Would be crap if something happened on my birthday, especially with that cute short paladin and the cute tall one coming over to celebrate.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 11:05:06 No.15067056 >>15067040 Indeed, Tentacles are made for cuddling as you pat their cute heads. They also are cuties who smell sweet like their personalities and great to nuzzle.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 11:06:32 No.15067059 >>15067041 >I'd just have to tell her that being humble is a good thing and not something to be ashamed of. Stop corrupting the Dragons! I swear shit like this should be illegal.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 11:10:22 No.15067064

>>15067051
Just making sure Jabbernee-isn't mean to the boy she likes, no one deserves an abusive relationship. about Dragon-chan, Yeah I do mean that, she's physically strong yet also sweet as can be. True she is a bit shy, but considering that I'm the first person to think she's cute and ask her out on a date, is understandable. Plus I love holding her claws, she gains the cutest blush and it helps her become more comfortable around me. We are going back to my house after the date to hang out and maybe cuddle her, she'd love that.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 11:11:22 No.15067067 >>15067056 I have toa dmit, I probably wouldn't be able to hold back from poking a Tentacle's head flower(s) while pattin one's head. They look so squishy.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 11:13:00 No.15067072

>>15067059
Being a humble dragon is not illegal, it's a great way for a dragon to get the cute guy they like and makes them more wise compared to their peers. Plus every dragon is different and has unique quirks that define and allow them to stand out from everyone, quirks that also help them get cute guys like me.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 11:16:46 No.15067083 File: 201 KB, 403x343, 1455769666507.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15067072 Counterpoint: All dragons should be proud and smug.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 11:17:04 No.15067084

>>15067067
You and me both, Tentacles are just made for cuddling while you head pat them. Also when you poke the head flowers, it probably release a sweet scent that helps you relax, making cuddling even better. Tentacles are one of my favorites and I'd love to get a massage from one, or give them one.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 11:19:40 No.15067091

>>15067083
Counterpoint: doesn't mean they have to be, they should be free to choose how they wish to act. Dragons shouldn't be forced into being something because of social norms, otherwise it prevents them from being unique from other dragons and lives their lives how they choose. Dragons can be whatever they want.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 11:23:46 No.15067100 File: 127 KB, 699x802, 1421915116792.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I Feel So Unsure As I take your hand And lead you to the dance floor As the music dies Something in your eyes Calls to mind a silver screen And all it's sad goodbyes

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 11:25:05 No.15067106 File: 874 KB, 3508x2480, kraken4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15067083 Counterpoint: Go back to Wonderland.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 11:27:15 No.15067112 File: 184 KB, 818x1157, 1427097140179.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] To arrogant, or not to arrogant? http://strawpoll.me/7353117 >>15067106 That's racist

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 11:27:22 No.15067114
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>>15067100
I'm never gonna dance again
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
Though it's easy to pretend
I know you're not a fool
I should have known better than to cheat a friend
And waste a chance that I've been given
So I'm never gonna dance again
The way I danced with you

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 11:27:41 No.15067115

>>15067084
>massaging a Tentacle

I never actually considered this. I'd imagine it would be a strange experience for a Tentacle at first. A creature made for touching others suddenly in a situation where she's the one being one-sidedly touched, mixed with the new and pleasurable sensations from the massage itself.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 11:29:56 No.15067123 >>15067112 I don't mind either, but it's got to be haughty for the archetypal Dragon. She has to be fire, she has to be smug.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 11:30:35 No.15067126 File: 119 KB, 759x1000, 1453959031822.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never see a Jabberwock and Kraken fight over the right to be a boys onee-san figure and lover

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 11:30:44 No.15067127 >>15067123 What about the other 4 dragons? Should they be smug and haughty?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 11:31:53 No.15067129 >>15067126 With hips like those wock can't lose

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 11:35:01 No.15067135 >>15067126 I'd be too busy being lovey-dovey with my Demon onee-san to notice their spat.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 11:35:45 No.15067136

>>15067115
same her, though eventually I could imagine her loving it and wanting to give you a massage in return. She would love this show of gratitude you gave her and I could just imagine at the beginning of the massage she flails her limbs around not sure what to think. She hums and sighs with happiness as you relax and massage each of her individual tentacles, giving them all equal amounts of love. Then after the massage session, I'd like pick her up and tuck her into bed seeing as she's just in such a state of bliss and peace, then getting into bed myself to wrap her tightly into my arms as we drift off into sleep.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 11:37:44 No.15067140 >>15067126 What kind of fight would it be? I mean, I'd like to watch it, make sure it's fair and all.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 11:40:15 No.15067150 File: 596 KB, 1200x1724, ENG004.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15067129 She certainly can.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 11:41:59 No.15067154 >>15067150 Clingy drunk nee-sans are wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 11:42:35 No.15067160 >>15067126 >>15067129 >Implying a Jabber can do anything against a Kraken

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 11:44:20 No.15067168 http://pastebin.com/TBTtWWfY peasant boy has sex with wight and then dislikes his friends

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 11:46:58 No.15067174
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>>15067154
They certainly are.

>>15067160
>Powerful dragon with razor sharp claws, multiple mouths, keen intelligence, wings, and the ability to transform into a true dragon form
>Not having a solid chance

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 11:47:29 No.15067176 >>15067054 This sounds oddly familiar.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 11:49:00 No.15067178 >>15067168 That sounds depressing.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 11:49:24 No.15067180 >>15067136 >Tentacle being massaged into a contentedly sighing pile of limp appendages >tentacles meekly creeping up to embrace you while falling asleep Hhhhhg. I'm now going to ponder this heartwarming mental image.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 11:49:47 No.15067181 >>15065028 >Start off awesome and fear boner inducing >turn meek and shy once married This kind of ruins it for me. It's like 90% of femdom doujins out there.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 11:50:37 No.15067184 >>15067174 Kraken will just make herself big enough to smash the dragon jabber with one tentacle.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 11:50:55 No.15067186
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Why must Onee-sans fight? Aren't there enough cute otoutos out there for everyone? No more bullying or fighting. They can even start a club together where they talk about older sister techniques, and the cute things their otouto did.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 11:52:02 No.15067188 >>15067174 So essentially, a fight between a Kraken and a Jabberwock would be one hell of a Kaiju-style battle. I'd watch that, as long as they don't end up killing each other and making their lover sad.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 11:52:30 No.15067193 >>15067186 Going to need this without the dirty jew, please.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 11:52:34 No.15067194 >>15067186 >They can even start a club together where they talk about older sister techniques, and the cute things their otouto did It's called the Onee-Sabbath, only far more lewd.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 11:53:26 No.15067198 >>15067186 Got an uncensored version that doesn't have the patreon watermark?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 11:55:58 No.15067204 >>15067194 >It's called the Onee-Sabbath, only far more lewd. What, do they show off videos they took of their otoutos being cute, doing whatever their onee-san asks them to do for the camera. Even holding her hand?

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 11:57:01 No.15067213

>>15067181
If it's any consolation, as always, this is just a broad strokes outline of a species. I'm sure that out on the wast planes of imagination there's a fiery flamberge that would keep their metaphorical edge and make their hubby hold on for dear life when it's snu-snu time.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 11:57:43 No.15067216 >>15066479 http://i.imgur.com/IYcV5xo.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 11:57:56 No.15067217 >>15067188 Well I mean I would've been satisfied with mud wrestling but a kaiju fight works too.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 12:00:23 No.15067225

>>15067180
It is a cute image, especially if she falls asleep cuddling you and having you carry her to bed. You then wake up he next morning to find her still wrapped around you and her cute face resting and nuzzling into your chest, of course you let her rest since you wouldn't want to disturb such an adorable face like her's after how much she enjoyed your massages.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 12:00:25 No.15067226 File: 180 KB, 707x1000, 1446707489244.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Welcome, Champion of Ash!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 12:01:07 No.15067227 File: 31 KB, 385x383, 1378693336768.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15067216 The fuck is up with that vajayjay. It's like an optical illusion where it's pointing in two directions at once. How the fuck does he even manage this.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 12:02:02 No.15067230 >>15067168 This story is kind of spooky. Dude like, got mind controlled or something?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 12:03:57 No.15067233 >>15067217 Just saying, when you have two monster girls that can change size and are going to fight each other, why not make it a giant monster fight.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 12:04:30 No.15067235 >>15067233 >Ryu vs Dragon >Wurm vs Jinko

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 12:04:46 No.15067236 >>15067233 I agree, let them fight. Then bring in Anubis-chan in a giant mech to finish the winner.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 12:04:57 No.15067238 >>15067233 It's not as hot. Also collateral damage

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 12:05:15 No.15067240 >>15067226 Hi. Can I get a footjob?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 12:06:39 No.15067241 >>15067230 He could've, if you wanted him to be.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 12:07:34 No.15067242 >>15067235 Made me think of a Deadliest Monstergirl show.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 12:11:20 No.15067249 >>15067226 Silence! I'm going to fight you! With my meat sword!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 12:11:26 No.15067250 >>15067233 >Paladin Ultraman Oh fuck yes. Monstergirl of the Week.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 12:13:48 No.15067258 >>15067216 >uncensored large version of the Lich picture Well, this has just made my day.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 12:14:08 No.15067260 >>15067226 But I'm just the accountant.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 12:16:03 No.15067261 >>15067260 And he was the cook. That didn't stop him.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 12:19:28 No.15067276 File: 255 KB, 1321x1782, 1441325120584.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15067216 You're a goddamn saint, Anon.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 12:21:05 No.15067284

>>15067225
Now that's just the most adorable obstruction to one's morning routine ever. Tentacles would be one of the most insidious monster girls for me. No force, pheromones, or magical enticement required, as soon as a squishy, floral scented cutie wrapped her tentacles around me, life would grind to a halt.

I simply can't resist cuddlebugs.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 12:22:03 No.15067286 File: 219 KB, 1000x1000, She sees your wine bottle.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 12:22:27 No.15067287 >>15067216 >Someone finally leaked it What a hero.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 12:22:41 No.15067289 >>15067216 Something's wrong with that corpse. It appears to be leaking. Thanks for the link, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 12:23:51 No.15067292 >>15067216 Butter T isn't as amazing as certain other monstergirl artists out there, but it's still nice to see his uncensored stuff now and then. There's also the satisfaction of getting the content without supporting the use of Patreon too.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 12:24:35 No.15067295 >Feel tired as fuck >Take a nap >Dream about sheepgirls >Wake up >Still feeling tired as fuck >Now with slight headaches as a bonus >Again How many Sheep goddesses have I unknowingly angered to deserve this

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 12:25:05 No.15067298 >>15067292 I hate how he became one of "those" people and jumped to Patreon and make shit behind a paywall. Scum.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 12:26:19 No.15067302 >>15067295 Just fap, you will feel better.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 12:26:27 No.15067303 >>15067298 Which makes fapping to the full picture without giving him a cent all the better.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 12:29:06 No.15067308 >>15067298 I'm not going to begrudge someone turning profit from their skills.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 12:30:32 No.15067311

>>15067225
The thing is, I bet a tentacle girl would just wrap herself around you if she falls asleep anywhere near you. No need to carry her when she's resting her head on your chest, her limbs so tangled around yours you couldn't pry her off even if you wanted to.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 12:30:32 No.15067312 File: 538 KB, 1200x1680, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw there will never be a monster girl to treasure you There are bad feels but this must surely be one of the worst.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 12:32:18 No.15067316

>>15067284
Neither can I as Tentacles are love and one of my favorites. I just want to nuzzle her cute face to wake her up, maybe give her a kiss as well. Then I an return her cuddles with my own, as I hold her tight and run my hand through her floral hair. She can then spend all day just listening to my heartbeat as she nuzzle my chest saying how comfy she is with me. Meanwhile you take in her lovely floral scent which makes you relax like nothing else in the world, then cup her face in your hands as you plat a passionate kiss on her lips saying how they taste so sweet just like her floral smell and personality. You then proceed to look into her emerald eyes, which shine in both happiness and bliss as she blushes from how happy she is to be with you. Ending with you two spending all day in bed, content and happy to be so wrapped in the loving arms of each other, as you both return to listening to each other's heartbeat and nuzzling each other's faces in bed all day long.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 12:32:46 No.15067320 >>15067298 >being mad at someone making money with their skills Commie detected

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 12:33:28 No.15067321 >>15067312 >body made for breeding >surrounded by spooky skeletons Conflicted thoughts intensify.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 12:33:57 No.15067322

I had a creepy monstergirl dream last night
>go to a nearby city
>Monstergirls are everywhere but no one minds
>but there's this one building in the city center everyone avoids
>because apparently it's their temple or something
>have to walk past it
>notice these tall feminine figures with their backs turned on us standing on the roof
>they look like metallic statues or succubus themed gargoyles
>one is slyly peeking down at me
>a terrified man yells at me to not look at them, because the people they carry off are never seen again
>suddenly notice them standing on top of various buildings around
>and standing perfect still in the middle of the street
>some of them are looking at me from the corner of their eyes with a big smile on their faces
>hear a sultry laugh from right behind me
>wake up

That was oddly terrifying.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 12:34:02 No.15067324 >>15067295 Sleep thinking about a wolfgirl, maybe she will help you out.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 12:35:08 No.15067326 >>15067320 Funny because I commissioned him one time. If you want to support an artist you like, that is how you do it, not giving monthly handouts.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 12:36:53 No.15067329

>>15067311
True, but also I wouldn't pry her off as she's just too cute when she's asleep. I'd just fall asleep normally and when I wake up, proceed to nuzzle her face or kiss her to wake her up. I bet this would cause her to blush and hug you tighter as her tentacles proceed to massage every part of your body so you both can stay in bed all day long to snuggle with each other.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 12:37:04 No.15067330 >>15067326 It's a bit suspicious how people are suddenly defending butter t's use of that shitty site.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 12:37:21 No.15067331 >>15067320 >>15067308 There are artists five times as skillful as him that don't hide 75% of their shit behind a monthly paywall. Why are you defending this hook-nosed slice of churned cream?

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 12:38:17 No.15067333

>>15067303
It's like molesting an elf who wanted to remain pure, knowing it was never meant to be yours is satisfying as hell.
>>15067308
My problem with him is that he does it in the most obnoxious way possible.
>Used to post lewd content publicly, now it's hidden behind a paywall
>huge obnoxious watermarks advertising his patreon on every image
>still can't be bothered to fix his problems with anatomy and has stagnated while relying on free income
There's much better artists who don't resort to such awful methods. Patreon is for extras, polls and previews, not hiding your core content behind.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 12:39:50 No.15067336 File: 313 KB, 720x960, 1460165290770.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's magic

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 12:41:25 No.15067340

>>15067331
It does baffle me.
I mean, resticting art to only be viewed by people who give you money is just horrid practice, and pretty counter-intuitive as an artist. You're literally stopping people from seeing your work.

There's a way to still encourage people to support you on Patreon without paywalling your art, like >>15067333 says.
Set up Patreon-exclusive polls for your next work, make the psd. files available, take requests from your Patreon backers, or let people giving you money see your art maybe a month in advance.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 12:41:34 No.15067341 >>15067321 What kind of demon would she be without spooky minions?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 12:41:42 No.15067342 >>15067336 Woah ho ho

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 12:42:32 No.15067343

>>15067331
I think they're just trying to get a reaction, or don't know how Patreon works. I can't decide on whether it's genius or a completely cancerous idea in general. All you need to do is sucker a bunch of idiots into paying you regularly and you don't even need to work. It's how most streamers seem to operate these days.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 12:43:58 No.15067347 [SPOILER]

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjkGGMxyxiA

BOOM

BOOM

CRASH

LOOK WHO'S HERE TO STEAL YOUR ASS

That's all it takes for Bowserella to break into your castle with the intent to kidnap and rape you.

Why don't you have a real defense against this?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 12:44:59 No.15067350 >>15067340 There's also raffles, a lot of artists take everyone who donates over x amount a month and enters them into a lottery for a request. It's little incentives like that which get artists a lot of backers without pissing anyone off.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 12:45:43 No.15067352 >>15067347 Because I'm a royal slut for kidnappers

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 12:46:39 No.15067356

>>15067331
I despise his "business model" and wouldn't recommend to anyone to contribute to it in its current form, nor do I do so myself, but as long as people either think it's worth their money or they're simply have no financial responsibility there's no point in me fuming about it.

I'm honestly bothered more by his stagnation in skill than the way he's trying to make money.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 12:47:41 No.15067361

>>15067347
>steal my ass
What an odd and stupid thing to steal. Am I still going to be attached to it? If not, where will I poop? Will my poop still come out from it, leaving me to wonder where it's all going? Will she keep the disembodied phantom shitting ass in her living room as a conversation piece?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 12:48:08 No.15067364 >>15067336 I want to be wock-neesan's lovely assistant!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 12:51:35 No.15067375 File: 351 KB, 2048x2024, Cf056ouUIAAO8-R.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why aren't you touching the cow? And here's the one that he posted with it, I swear he's trying to kill me with all these soft girls http://i.imgur.com/GFlusd5.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 12:51:40 No.15067376 >>15067341 Oh come on, how cliche can she get? What's next, lakes of fire? Never ceasing moans of the damned?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 12:52:17 No.15067378 File: 422 KB, 1127x1600, 0007.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15067364 Would you help wock-neesan keep the show going, even when she messes up her magic trick?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 12:52:38 No.15067379 >>15067347 Tell her Megaman X was always the better game.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 12:52:53 No.15067381 >>15067347 Bitch isn't getting my donkey.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 12:53:40 No.15067385 >>15067375 Touch a cow sounds purposeless.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 12:53:47 No.15067386 File: 536 KB, 800x689, Prince Anon in Natural Habitat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15067361 You must be the real Peach.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 12:53:54 No.15067387 File: 32 KB, 412x429, Gaston reads Wurm's writing.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15065179

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 12:54:34 No.15067390 >>15067352 If you're that eager she'll realize that it's not a kidnapping. She's already suspicious about all the holes in the guards' patrols

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 12:55:18 No.15067391 >>15067375 I can't find any, do you know where I could find a friendly and kind Holstaurus to touch and date?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 12:55:29 No.15067393 >>15067375 That's a lot of milk. How did she produce all that?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 12:57:28 No.15067399 >>15067386 Jesus christ this art is terrible

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 12:57:41 No.15067400 >>15067376 The lake of fire is right there behind her throne, Anon. You can see the glow. Moans of the damned, not so much, but if you could help her out with some other moans...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 13:02:43 No.15067412 >>15067375 >http://i.imgur.com/GFlusd5.jpg The fuck is with all this awesome art lately?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 13:11:41 No.15067443 >>15067364 MG Vegas would be a fun place.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 13:13:48 No.15067455 >>15067443 Knowing my luck I'd get dragged there by someone I know and end up married to a couple of Tanuki twins who I owed money to.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 13:15:46 No.15067462 >>15067455 Is that a bad thing?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 13:15:47 No.15067463 >>15067455 I'd want to be a human boy waiter who wears revealing outfits and gives gambling monster girls their shots of alcohol. Either that or the Wock-neesan's sexy magician assistant who gets sawed in half.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 13:17:00 No.15067468 >>15067412 OniTengu's been pumping out sketches every other day, it's nice to see. Between that and Barb giving us a bunch girls lately we've been pretty spoiled.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 13:17:23 No.15067471 File: 40 KB, 600x429, 3fmGE5SUIAApuB3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15067375 I wonder when he'll draw tittymonster versions of girls that aren't normally shown as tittymonsters.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 13:17:47 No.15067473

>>15067316
Exactly what I was talking about.

Trying to get out of bed? Nope, dozens of limbs wrapped around you with the Tentacle softly snoring into your chest.
Making breakfast? She coils around from behind, like a wave of paralizing cuteness enveloping you.
Heading out? Good luck resisting the puppy dog eyes and all the tentacles waving you off from the window.
Coming home? Enjoy ninety pounds of plant girl flying towards you, latching on, and enthusiastically nuzzling against you before you even fully opened the door in a way that'd put a facehugger to shame.
What's that, trying to relax in a hot bath? Get ready so be soaped up. At least she'd probably relax and lean into you enjoying the hot water once she's done. Also, it's like free floral scented bath salts.
Kicking back a bit for the evening? Sure hope you find the prospect of doing whatever it is you do for fun all warped up in a multi-limbed, shifting and caressing hug with a head perched in the crook of your neck. Also hope you don't find the occasional ear nibbling too distracting.

It's like a soft, good smelling, coiling green hell. A pretty comfy hell.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 13:19:35 No.15067481 >>15067462 It is when you're a bit introverted and wake up naked with two pretty girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 13:35:11 No.15067526 >>15067463 >I'd want to be a human boy waiter who wears revealing outfits and gives gambling monster girls their shots of alcohol. I bet you get molested by your boss all the time.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 13:36:03 No.15067530 >>15067347 >implying That overgrown lizard can do no such thing to me.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 13:36:14 No.15067531 I want to lick a dragon's tail and wings!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 13:38:28 No.15067539 >>15067526 Also the customers, and the bouncers, and the "VIP"s

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 13:39:27 No.15067544

>>15067526
I'd sit on her desk while she counted the money and wrapped an arm greedily around my ass. The smell of smoke, alcohol, sweet, and money would fill the air as she pulls me into her lap to celebrate an increase of profits from poor saps.

Yes, being the Boss' favorite waiter is the best.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 13:39:52 No.15067546 File: 249 KB, 1000x1167, 24868377_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15067531 Are you sure?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 13:41:27 No.15067550 >>15067181 Given she is still interested in eliminating any enemies her husband has, and will turn ferocious if she feels ignored, I wouldn't say she ends up being only meek (and certainly not shy).

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 13:41:31 No.15067551 >>15067324 How are wolfgirls a good prescription for headaches and exhaustion?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 13:41:57 No.15067553 >>15067531 You are weird.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 13:42:16 No.15067555 >>15067530 Anon a petite librarian of a Lizard could probably do it to you. A Lizard Queen would roll over you faster and harder than the Orcs did to Merry and Pippin.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 13:43:15 No.15067559 >>15067544 How much of a shameless boyslut can you be?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 13:44:40 No.15067564 >>15067555 I'd let a petite lizard girl librarian do a lot of things to me.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 13:44:44 No.15067565 >>15067555 Being a liar isn't nice anon. That overgrown lizard is going to get smacked.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 13:44:51 No.15067567 >>15067375 Holy shit, can somebody give me the link to this guy's twitter, I need this.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 13:45:32 No.15067569
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>>15067551
They'll scare away the angered sheep goddesses denying you a full night's sleep. That, and there's no way you couldn't find peace and sanctuary in the arms of a loving wolfgirl.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 13:45:54 No.15067572

>>15067473
That's one hell I'd love to be in, as someone who likes cuddling this is why Tentacles are one of if not my favorite monster girls. They just want to hold as close to their heart as possible, to show you ho much they love you as they confess their heart out to you. Of course I would scratch her chin, hair,and ears while we cuddle, as her head leans into my hand at just how good it feels. Of course I could imagine her giving me a passionate kiss as her tentacles wrap around our heads, blocking everything out so it's just the two of us wrapped up in our own little world. She would blush when I surprise her by spooning her and hold one of her tentacles, causing her to blush once again out of sheer joy. See her sleeping on my chest with a cute goofy smile on her face, I decide to nuzzle into her sweet smelling face to only to see her smile grow as she squeezes me in a passionate tight hug that she know I love about her. I just want to cuddle with a tentacle all day long and have the stress of the world lifted as we hold one another close, for she knows that I hold a special place in my heart just for her and that i have the happiest most affectionate girl in the world where our snuggle sessions bring the greatest of comforts.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 13:50:10 No.15067590 >>15067565 Anon, please. A smack? She already tanks fireballs thrown by plumbers. Why not just tell her you like it rough when she rapes you?

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 13:50:35 No.15067591

>>15067559
Well sometimes if the boss sees someone cheating on the cameras, she'll send me over to the perp to seduce them into a private room. Once they're in the room the guards and her can handle the rest.

When you're the boss' favorite employee, the pay is great, hours are great, and your boss will compliment all of your talents. And who doesn't like pleasing the boss, in more ways then one?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 13:50:36 No.15067592 >>15067546 Actually, I'll bite and scratch them too. Even if she begs me to stop, I will continue.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 13:52:56 No.15067598 >>15067591 But she's so much older then you.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 13:52:56 No.15067599 >>15067347 That looks terrible.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 13:53:53 No.15067602 >>15067347 Stop posting this every thread you fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 13:54:06 No.15067605 >>15067590 I don't like being raped, not my thing. For trying to do that to me that lizard is getting smacked and bopped for trying to do something like that to me.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 13:56:58 No.15067619 >>15067598 Powerful, rich, and mature, whats not to like about her? And she says I'm her favorite piece of ass.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 13:59:41 No.15067629 >>15067619 She might just be using you.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 14:00:45 No.15067632 >>15066643 Can't wait.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 14:02:31 No.15067642 >>15067567 https://twitter.com/OniTengu0

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 14:02:40 No.15067644 >>15067629 Well of course, when you're the employee you're being used by default. And I'd love every single objectifying dirty minute of it. The old saying that all human boys are sluts is completely true.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 14:05:57 No.15067663 >>15067599 Alp spotted.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 14:05:58 No.15067664 >>15067642 Nice, thanks man.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 14:07:22 No.15067672

>>15067644
Easy for you to say when you're not one of the guys in the "all you can rape" dungeons.
I haven't seen the sun in a month down here, it's fucking terrible. All my contact with other people is monstergirls coming in her to rape me as many times as they can in their allotted time.
Someone get me out of here.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 14:09:51 No.15067686 >>15067663 You take that back or I'll sensually tweak your nipples while nibbling on your ears.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 14:10:06 No.15067688 >>15067642 >a couple of nice pictures >suddenly, BAM! Granblue screenshot spam Not what I was expecting, but oh well.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 14:10:06 No.15067689 >>15067672 How are you using a computer to call for help?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 14:10:45 No.15067695 >>15067531 I want to gently lick and suckle a Ryuu's reverse scale!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 14:12:03 No.15067699 >>15067689 He's using a customer's phone while she's passed out in a puddle of her own juices.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 14:13:51 No.15067707 >>15067689 Look, I don't want to talk about how I got the means. It wasn't fun, I'll tell you that much. Please help, they like it when I cry. I've tried kicking them away sometimes but that just makes them wetter.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 14:17:05 No.15067718 >>15067672 >>15067707 I'll save you from your torment, Anon. 9mm, .45 or buckshot? You know they'll find you if you try to escape.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 14:18:00 No.15067722 >>15067699 >>15067707 Someone should report this to his boss. Using your client's phone seems to be a violation of company policy. Not to mention complaining about management to the public.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 14:18:20 No.15067724 >>15065833 >Like I said, trust is not part of the equation. >Neither is your consent. Right, your memes versus my gun.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 14:18:32 No.15067725 >>15067718 No need for that. I know people who can make me disappear. Just give me a way out. Can't talk about the details because you never know when the boss might be listening in.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 14:19:04 No.15067727 File: 53 KB, 280x400, Ms._Tail_(Story_Mode_Artwork,_Neutral).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What if a mofu-oriented monstergirls tail split from her and gained sentience.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 14:20:44 No.15067736 File: 286 KB, 852x922, Food.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15067727 Eat it.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 14:20:49 No.15067737

>>15067722
I was torn away from my family, kept in a dingy ass cellar where I'm chained to the wall and raped practically 24/7 by snooty monstergirls who came to gamble and fuck.
The only improvement to my "room" was them adding padding to it to keep me from bashing my head against the walls.
So you'll excuse me for not caring what the "boss" thinks of her slave's opinion.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 14:22:28 No.15067748 File: 118 KB, 542x611, Mock Laughing Slut Dragon and or Slut Lizard.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15067736 Ha.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 14:22:41 No.15067750 >>15067736 Oh my.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 14:22:52 No.15067752 >>15067737 Man, you sound tsundere. Hope your boss puts you on more shifts to fuck the tsun out of you.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 14:25:16 No.15067766 >>15067672 How do I volunteer for an "all you can rape dungeon"? Preferably one that serves Ushi-Oni, but I'm not particular.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 14:25:17 No.15067767 >>15067752 Fuck off petboy. You get food and a nice bed and all I get is shitty gruel and neverending sorrow. I just want to be free.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 14:25:35 No.15067769 >>15067736 Don't eat Makoto's tail.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 14:26:36 No.15067773 >>15067766 You don't. It's never your choice. The guy in the room next to mine tried to get out. They beat him and raped him until his spirit broke.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 14:27:00 No.15067775 >>15067769 But I want to "eat" every bit of Makoto, including her tail.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 14:30:02 No.15067785 >>15067775 Makoto is a dirty beast anon, don't eat her.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 14:32:59 No.15067798 File: 422 KB, 1280x1899, tumblr_o5i9obNWqA1tcpod9o1_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] First bit of Hobgoblin content I've seen in a while.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 14:34:32 No.15067804 >>15067798 >translucent pants That's a nice touch.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 14:34:37 No.15067805 >>15067798 New artist?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 14:34:54 No.15067808 File: 155 KB, 1023x719, dragonpetboytoy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15067767

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 14:35:14 No.15067811

Idea bucket time!
>A on going war between a dentist and a vampire
>A young dragon that sets a anon's house on fire. can think of a good reason for it.
>The show "Dragons den" with various monster girls. winners get more than a investment into their buisness.
>A ryu tries to teach manners to the other dragon types and the only one who gets right is the wurm

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 14:36:13 No.15067815 >>15067798 I like it. I want to have rough sex with a shortstack hobgoblin ...oh right, they are allready are shortstack.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 14:37:14 No.15067819 >>15067811 >A young dragon that sets a anon's house on fire. can think of a good reason for it. That would be adorable.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 14:38:28 No.15067824 File: 152 KB, 1000x1000, 1454972423753.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15067811 >A young dragon that sets a anon's house on fire. can think of a good reason for it. Maybe she had a mishap when testing out her fire blowing abilities.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 14:38:40 No.15067825 >>15067811 >2 idea buckets in the same day Assuming your the same guy, how much of your time is spent with this kind of brainstorming?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 14:38:52 No.15067826 >>15067798 We're being spoilt today, it seems.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 14:39:42 No.15067831 >>15067811 >A ryu tries to teach manners to the other dragon types and the only one who gets right is the wurm I want to see what happens with the other Dragon girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 14:41:26 No.15067839 >>15067805 Some guy named skecchiart, looking at his other stuff he seems to mostly draw furry, he's done polt before and a hellhound with a questionable face but not much else thread related.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 14:41:35 No.15067841 >>15067815 [X] Mating press the Hobgoblin

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 14:42:54 No.15067843 >>15067841 This guy gets it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 14:43:05 No.15067844 >>15067825 Well I try to right but I'm easily distracted. I put the ideas from by some of those distractions here.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 14:44:36 No.15067850 >>15067819 >That would be adorable. No. It wouldn't.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 14:44:42 No.15067852 >>15067798 I remember constantly pulling these things during those random pull things we have. If not Hobgoblins, then Ignis or Merrow. Guess I have a stalker or something

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 14:45:21 No.15067857 >>15067825 I have idea buckets too but mine aren't cheeky and fun, they're cruel and tragic. Which makes them, not idea buckets, really.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 14:45:30 No.15067858 >>15067824 She should be supervised by her parents.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 14:47:33 No.15067865 >>15067811 What's an idea bucket? Brainstorming for writefags?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 14:48:36 No.15067871 >>15067831 I feel like the dragon would have a "don't tell me what to do" thing going on, the wyvren is to awkward and the jabberwock just doesn't care

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 14:50:51 No.15067878 >>15067865 It's like a KFC bucket, only there's no chicken because it's full of intangible ideas and the bucket isn't real either so you'll have to settle for whatever you find in the fridge again tonight.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 14:50:55 No.15067879

>>15067811
>Female archeologist finds a cursed sword an is corrupted by it.
>Sexually repressed girl dies in a hilariously tragic accident and becomes a ghost. She uses her powers to do lewd things
>Anon moonlights in a brothel/seedy club and runs into his boss.
>Life at the monsterization center

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 14:51:18 No.15067881 >>15067865 yes and no For me at least is one part that cold be a future story, one part spur of the moment thought and one part shit I thought about that might be worth talking about at least

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 14:52:15 No.15067887 File: 352 KB, 1080x1920, Superwurm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15067865 A bucket with ideas in it, duh!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 14:53:59 No.15067896 >>15067865 I think so. I personally keep a document with all my stupid ideas on and sometimes turn it into a story if I can flesh it out enough.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 14:54:43 No.15067899
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>>15067841
Mating press and upright straddle are the best positions for shortstacks.
http://i.imgur.com/exhlsNI.png
Just imagine easily being able to bounce a short girl up and down on your lap while her breasts press against your body as she leans in for support.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 14:56:05 No.15067909 >>15067887 Gee, thanks Captain Wurmobvious.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 14:59:00 No.15067923

>>15067879
>Sexually repressed girl dies in a hilariously tragic accident and becomes a ghost. She uses her powers to do lewd things
For whatever reason, my mind is thinking of a noblewoman from 100-150 years in the past awakening as a ghost in the modern day and deciding to stalk boys and masturbate since no-one can see her and she died a sexually repressed virgin.
Then one day the boy she's stalking sees her and rough fucking ensues.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 15:00:40 No.15067928 >>15067899 >upright straddle Lotus position.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 15:01:44 No.15067932 >>15067879 > stinky nerd monster girl turns invisible and watches cute boys get ready for gym class, but she's too much of a sperg to perform inviso-rape

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 15:07:42 No.15067947 File: 1.34 MB, 1080x1920, SW stands for freedom!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15067909 You're welcome!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 15:08:44 No.15067950 Skinwalker Monster Girls

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 15:09:52 No.15067951 File: 121 KB, 850x638, sample-a0a25c792e243bffea35be07352f4c3a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Awoo wants to cuddle. Awoo wants a child too. What are you gonna do?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 15:09:59 No.15067952 >>15067923 Like that one Sakurai Energy doujin?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 15:10:34 No.15067953 >>15067951 No.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 15:11:24 No.15067957 >>15067951 Mating press, awoos are for breeding.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 15:11:46 No.15067958 >>15067879 >Life at the monsterization center Would it be about turning girls into monsters or helping people cope with the change, voluntary or not?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 15:12:40 No.15067959 >>15067952 Was that the one with the lewd ghost who gets fucked when the guy she's haunting reveals he can see all the lewd shit she's been doing? Because if so, yes. But with a cute noblewoman ghost instead.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 15:12:40 No.15067960 >>15067923 That was what I had in mind, only with a modern girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 15:13:28 No.15067961 File: 339 KB, 1150x1000, 14985899289.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15067951 Tell her no

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 15:14:36 No.15067965

>>15067960
I don't know man, ghosts from a long time ago who die and wake up in the current time are ripe for being introduced to modern concepts.
Imagine introducing such a lewd girl to positions and sex acts that would've made her a pariah back in her time.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 15:15:30 No.15067971 >>15067959 Yes, the same one where he suplexes her in the bathroom and takes out all of his pent up lust out on her.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 15:16:08 No.15067972 >>15067951 >>15067569 >Posting an inferior image >Not reading the thread

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 15:18:50 No.15067979 >>15067951 Yes to cuddle, no to child.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 15:19:21 No.15067982 >>15067899 >>15067928 It's called the lotus blossom position in the Sutra, and is tagged as upright straddle on the boorus. Whatever you want to call it, it's the best damn position for sex, period.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 15:21:17 No.15067986 >>15067958 It would have to be a pretty large facility >Green houses for the plant girls >24 hr werewolf/succubi clinic >Lockdown area for the more violent girls >research centere to help future cases >Bio hazard area for matangos

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 15:21:39 No.15067990

>>15067958
A bit of both. Girls be there to be changed into monstergirls, either because they want to or because they have cancer or other disabilities and need a fresh body. The ones that ended up getting turned because of attacks or mistakes would end up there as well. But they all would have to get help dealing with the changes. Getting used to new legs or lack thereof, flying lessons, how to deal with any new urges or quirks they might have, eating habits, that sort of thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 15:22:52 No.15067993 >>15067982 Lotus sounds more romantic and perfetly suits such a romantic position. And damn straight its the best.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 15:25:35 No.15068002 >>15067951 Cuddle the awoo. She must be cold sleeping all bare like back

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 15:26:44 No.15068009 >>15067990 Sounds like a version of monster musume I'd actually read.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 15:29:17 No.15068014 Give me a nice slime story.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 15:29:54 No.15068017 File: 967 KB, 1754x1475, ab410beedd2ed3c3e409a50db82ae565.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15068002 Snuggly, cuddle, warm awoo hugs.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 15:31:08 No.15068022 >>15067979 You aren't gonna have much of a choice.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 15:31:34 No.15068024 File: 177 KB, 600x600, 1451535743605.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15068014 The only slime story I have is the one involving an ouroboros. You probably don't want that. Or do you?

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 15:31:45 No.15068025

>>15067986
>Bio hazard area for matangos
That's got to be the worse fate a girl could have, being turned into something so bad you'd rather die. She isn't saved, she's now just aloe and unable to interact with anyone to find love, or else turned them into empty dead husk. How would recently turned matangos even come to accept their new lives or ever find happiness without bad consequences for the guy they love, seems like an impossible task to make these new matangos lives happy and free of bad things ever since being monsterized?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 15:32:35 No.15068027 >>15068024 >ouroboros You fags are STILL talking about this?

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 15:32:42 No.15068028

>>15067986
>Bio hazard area for matangos
I bet they have gas-masked goons with fire based weapons for spores and they are paid handsomely.

I would consider that job if it was like that, I have the mask and the fascination with fire already.

>Captcha: Select food
>There is a dog

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 15:33:14 No.15068032 >>15068025 They all have promising futures as Bio-weapons.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 15:34:29 No.15068036 >>15068025 Magi-tech will help them...I hope.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 15:34:40 No.15068037 >>15068014 http://pastebin.com/y7iccnUt there's that hungry blob one, but I cant remember the guys name to link it

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 15:34:41 No.15068039 >>15068027 No, that's the first time it's been brought up since the story was written. It's just the first slime stories by one of our writefags that came to mind.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 15:35:01 No.15068040 Is there a single monstergirl who can stop a man's rage?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 15:35:45 No.15068045 >>15068037 >There joking >There Dropped.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 15:36:16 No.15068048 >>15068024 might as well link it, youve got my interest

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 15:36:56 No.15068049 >>15068040 Someone strong, dominating, yet compassionate

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 15:37:12 No.15068052 >>15068040 Yeti with a plate of warm cookies.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 15:37:25 No.15068055

>>15068032
In some ways that's even more sad, to be used only to harm others when they don't wish violence onto others.
>>15068036
How would Magi-tech work to help them, could it give them normal lives where they can be happy and free of their cursed touch?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 15:37:49 No.15068057 >>15068045 Well, most MGU dudes can't write for shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 15:38:03 No.15068058 File: 187 KB, 900x820, 1449989836950.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15068040 Musclegirl Yeti

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 15:38:39 No.15068062 File: 106 KB, 600x699, 10d96cc875c8ae4b6165ec342107d3a2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15068048 Well, on your head be it. https://pastebin.com/geKSmsg9

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 15:39:51 No.15068072 >>15068045 Whelp there goes my after noon if I get round to it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 15:40:53 No.15068077 File: 78 KB, 563x758, ss2016-04-11at12.46.58.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] it's used for medicinal reasons, get ready

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 15:43:57 No.15068091
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>>15067958
>>15067986
>>15067990
>>15068028
>>15068032
>Be Korpsman, member of the Bio-Hazard Containment Unit
>None of you or your comrades even remember your own names, the fresh batch of new arrivals being put into their transition capsules
>Flammenwurfers are primed in case of a potential outbreak, the girls are hesitant with the archaic gas masks you're all wearing and heavy wool coats
>The spores engage, the girls are gagging and changing, fungi sprouting from their bodies, large crowns forming on top of their heads
>One of them puts her hand onto the glass of the capsule as her legs fuse into a stump, a single tear rolling down her cheeks
>If your eyes could cry, you would. It never changes.
>They tell you it's all for the better, that because of their muscular dystrophy and ALS afflictions that this is the best way to accommodate them
>Time passes, one of them metamorphs into a Mad Hatter
>She removes your mask, the others prepping their weapons for a salted earth solution if she infects you
>When she sees your face, the throbbing green veins full of taint and corruption, she nearly cries
>You hardly recognize the man in the mirror anymore, ever since they gave you the essence of a Dark Gnome in order to help you regain your ability to move
>But, neither you nor your comrades can truly die now.
>But to what merit is immortality?
>You felt more alive when you were laying ther in the mud and dirt, your blood trickling into the crimson sands of the banks of the Acheron
>But all in Hell must find a purpose
>You are a Korpsman
>Corpse
>Man

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 15:44:09 No.15068095 >>15068045 Did you quit at the first mistake or was that one the last straw?

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 15:44:16 No.15068096

>>15067168
>Like men-y young men (hahAHAHAH)
The word manly would have fit better
Also I'm glad to see someone make use of parentheses

I'm not sure how to feel about the comedy but I don't think it hindered the text

I especially liked how you portrayed the MC's love for the Wight, it was like a good kind of mindbreak

Overall it was a good read with some neat ideas and a few awkward sentences but nothing major, I wish it was longer

If I had to change something, I'd make the story from the third POV, while the second worked here it was still somewhat forced

I looked at some of your other stories and it looks like that writing such short pieces holds you back as a writer
You should consider investing the time in making a full story, it doesn't have to be extremely long, 5000 words should be more than enough, 3000 could do the trick too

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 15:45:07 No.15068103 >>15068077 >A manticore will never volunteer to help you masturbate after you break your arms in an accident Any kind of monster girl nursing would be nice though, it doesn't need to be that extreme.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 15:45:08 No.15068104 File: 179 KB, 1300x940, 143267435342.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15068077 The Manticore doctor is in! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOtMizMQ6oM

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 15:46:52 No.15068111 The only thing worse than centaurs are slimes.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 15:47:10 No.15068113 >>15068091 There is...a lot of things that don't add up here. You tried.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 15:47:24 No.15068114 >>15068057 Beast is MGU?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 15:47:38 No.15068116 >>15068111 What about Hitler

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 15:48:18 No.15068119 >>15068116 Even Hitler didn't have horsepussy.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 15:48:21 No.15068120

>>15068095
I quit at the first mistake. Usually I'm not that judgemental, but I can be an asshole sometimes too.

And if someone cares that little about their writing, that the literal first word is a grammatical error so basic a child could point it out, then why should I expect something worth even my wasted time?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 15:48:42 No.15068124 >>15068116 The only thing better then Hitler is your waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 15:48:55 No.15068125 >>15068111 How exactly is omni-pussy worse than horse pussy?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 15:49:40 No.15068130 >>15068124 Wow, that's a really nice compliment, thank you Anon. Your waifu is cute too.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 15:49:46 No.15068132 >>15068116 http://imgur.com/a/EC9FF Long lost relatives

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 15:49:56 No.15068134 >>15068049 >>15068058 But what if that just makes him angrier?

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 15:49:59 No.15068135
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I'm going to start a P'Orc farm, and make them mud-wrestle each other on camera, broadcasted LIVE for a pay-per-view event!

Watch stacked P'Orc girls fight for dominance from the safety of your home!

I'll make MILLIONS!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 15:50:44 No.15068140 >>15068111 Slimes are much better then horsepussy

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 15:50:46 No.15068141

>>15068114
He was originally from there, he's not the first of their writefags to jump ship either.

He's a decent guy and tries to improve too, say what you want about the quality of his early stuff but he takes criticism better than most even if it does hurt him.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 15:51:13 No.15068143 >>15068130 There's so much negativity in this thread, sometimes you need to hear something good about the world.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 15:52:11 No.15068151 >>15068134 What kind of fag gets mad at a musclegirl Yeti?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 15:52:45 No.15068154 I want to play games of cunning and wit with a Mad Hatter in an overcomplicated ritual to see who gets to be on top.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 15:53:36 No.15068157 >>15068125 >Stupid >Get's everything wet >Picks up filth where ever they slide/slither/lurch >Not Solid >Doesn't give you kids in a normal way I bet people who marry slimes are looked at like fucking weirdos by those in MGC.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 15:53:39 No.15068158

>>15068114
Well there is some things out there in the pastebin, you see the first time I read that story it was there, when that was the best place to nab some translations for the encyclopedia.

Well now time happened and I think that story was posted there before we even started having writefags, but my brain fails me so either someone copied someone, or beast is the same fag.

Eh, shouldn't have said anything, it doesn't even have a point, disregard it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 15:53:52 No.15068161 >>15068120 Fair enough, well if he's here at least he'll know.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 15:54:37 No.15068162

>>15068135
No one would pay to watch that when they can just walk down the street, ask out the first they see and have sex with her whenever they want

If you really wanted money you'd need to reverse the scenario and have men mud wrestle together and have P'Orcs pay to view it, I bet a Tanuki would even invest in this idea

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 15:55:08 No.15068164 >>15068135 >P'Orcs Anon no! You'll summon him!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 15:57:52 No.15068173 >>15068151 I dunno.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 15:59:35 No.15068179 >>15068161 Did you not see>>15068072? He's here. he's probably been here more often than we know, but he's not worth talking about compared to say, alp or something.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 16:01:47 No.15068184 >>15068164 Who?

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 16:02:14 No.15068188
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>>15068157
>Stupid
Dick and teach 'em until they're smart

>Get's everything wet
Wear waterproof clothing like rain boots and rubber bodysuits. Best correct your own grammar before you start calling them stupid, Anon.

>Picks up filth where ever they slide/slither/lurch
Which they then convert into harmself, sanitary slime substance

>Not Solid
Perfect for relaxing in

>Doesn't give you kids in a normal way
I know. Pic related, slimegirl conception is much more interesting.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 16:02:47 No.15068189 >>15068104 I'm not sure I want to visit this doctor.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 16:04:00 No.15068199

>>15068151
Different anon. It's rage; that shit makes you do stupid things. Hell, make an anon pissed enough, and he'll try to outdom a Hellhound.

Then again, imagine said hellhound trying to restrain her mate, her voice barking in frustration while her puppy-dog eyes are clearly about to break down out of worry

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 16:04:18 No.15068200 >>15068188 Delusional slime-fags.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 16:06:26 No.15068207 >>15068188 >harmself What

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 16:07:37 No.15068212 >>15068188 I want to sit on a slime girl like a bean bag chair

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 16:07:44 No.15068214 >>15068207 Harmless. Don't know what happened to my typing there.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 16:08:12 No.15068217

>>15068104
Oh hey! That's my doctor too. I don't know what else that guy's got on the docket for his medical work, but that right there is a combination blood-draw, pulse-check, semen-sample and stress-test. They only do that once a year, and Ms. Maneater is the top doc for the job, as she manages to get everything done in one go.

She's got a horrible bedside manner, but after the procedure she's bizarrely sweet. Near as I can tell, it's to compensate for the way the venom messes with perception - hence the lack of clothing, the restraints and blindfold, and the sweat; that guy's probably near the end of the procedure and any other situation would have him go bonkers with lust before the anti-venom drip kicks in and purges his system.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 16:09:37 No.15068225 >>15068077 Ready for what? I'm not even a patient here. I'm just a visitor.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 16:09:45 No.15068226 File: 44 KB, 744x545, Suu cushion.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15068212 They can do that too.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 16:10:13 No.15068228 >>15068217 >Ms. Maneater This is a great name for a scary Manticore.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 16:11:08 No.15068231 >>15068179 >he's probably been here more often than we know Well if the orange juice thing was anything to go by. >but he's not worth talking about compared to say, alp or something. Isn't that a bit harsh?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 16:11:29 No.15068234 >>15068189 How can you say no to a musky mane forced into your face while she "checks your temperature"?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 16:13:25 No.15068241 >>15068234 Because she's got a predatory grin and she locked the door. Trapped in the Lion's den.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 16:15:57 No.15068254 >>15068231 No not really. He's too good to be truly hated and too shit to be remembered. Compared to the other regulars He has little going on for us to care. He's not the worst, he's just nothing.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 16:17:50 No.15068265 >>15068254 >he's just nothing Well shit, that's definitely really harsh.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 16:21:32 No.15068279 >>15068179 >Alp >Worth talking about And y'all niggas wonder why writefags get mad at the thread

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 16:33:25 No.15068319 >>15068279 Writefag here. I've learned not to care about what the thread thinks because engaging is usually a lose-lose situation for both parties <3

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 16:33:49 No.15068322 >>15068179 >compared to say, alp or something. Id rather tall about the roulette than the alp and the usual stories for the 30billionth time.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 16:36:23 No.15068336 >compared to say, alp or something. I'd rather talk about the roulette than the alp and the usual stories for the 30billionth time

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 16:45:28 No.15068366 >>15068037 >http://pastebin.com/y7iccnUt Well I think I now fixed the grammar. If there is still faults let me know, I'm not that good with corrections. >>15068254 Ouch.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 16:53:25 No.15068396 >>15068319 > <3 I don't know which writefag you are, but based on evidence so far you are in fact a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 16:59:02 No.15068425 File: 137 KB, 997x900, 8c20fb814115c96ade228e2ffb53523.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So, monstergirls in beltbras.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 16:59:51 No.15068428 >>15068425 what about it nerd

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 17:02:13 No.15068436 >>15068425 Those fucking eyes Who the fuck drew this shit

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 17:02:49 No.15068439 >>15068425 They deserve to have their breasts molested.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 17:03:13 No.15068442 >>15068428 Monstergirls, in beltbras.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 17:03:14 No.15068443

>>15068366
>Their joking
It's "They're". As in a contraction of "They are".

>Ah well, I decided to just wait until this apparently female slime gets here
"Got here". You're changing tense so much throughout the course of this story, it's ridiculous.

>“Um...I'm not sure.” was the reply. What? How can you not be sure if you ave a name or not? She didn't seem to care about my confusion and carried on. “Did you push the button?”
Replace the first period in that dialogue with a comma. The "was the reply" immediately proceeding the dialogue is a modifier for the dialogue, so you use a comma there. There's multiple other points in your story where you need to rectify this.
Also, I'd advise that you drop the "was the reply" completely, and replace it with "she said". You don't need to be flowery with dialogue modifiers for simple things like that, and anything besdies the simple stuff takes the reader out of the story.

>The slimes face took on a look like it was trying to think hard before she replied “I don't know, the funny blue man told me to ask. After that I ended up in a dark place before here”
An apostrophe is needed between the "e" and the "s" in "slimes". It's her face, she owns it. Thus, you need to imply possession.

>“Wait! Hold on! your what?” I said as I stepped back only to realise I was against the wall.
Capitialisation.

>“Your a nice man.” The slime spoke
"You're", and put the comma there. Remember to switch the "T" in "The" to lowercase as well.

There's a huge amount of fixes you still need to apply to this story, but if I pointed them all out, I'd end up writing more than you actually did for the story itself.
The writing is very clunky, awkward and novice in nearly all aspects, but the spelling isn't as bad as I might expect for writing of this level. So that's something.
In future, I suggest reading what you write out loud. Not just in your head, but you should physically speak it, even if it's under your breath, so you can get a clearer sense of what sounds awkward. Read more published stuff by capable authors so you don't end up solidifying your bad writing habits.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 17:03:22 No.15068444 >>15068436 I forget the name of that artist but all of their stuff looks fucked up.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 17:04:13 No.15068447 >>15068442 i'm not tracking...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 17:20:35 No.15068500 >>15068226 That looks nice

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 17:30:01 No.15068526 >>15068396 That's fine Anon, you're entitled to your opinion.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 17:40:25 No.15068563 >>15068526 >letting people have opinions that are different from yours No anon! Soon you’ll be saying that we should respect one another as well!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 17:42:26 No.15068567 I want to bend a Hellhound over my knee and spank her while laughing at the look of rage in her eyes! Just to make sure she's nice and fired up when she rapes me.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 17:44:04 No.15068578 File: 249 KB, 510x723, 2016021521130460c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what is this?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 17:45:56 No.15068585 >>15068578 Looks like weeb comics with weird schoolgirls based on various monstrous beings from ancient mythology.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 17:46:20 No.15068590 >>15068578 Some kind of doujin.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 17:48:24 No.15068600 >>15068578 >modest green lamia with a braid True wife material

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 17:48:51 No.15068602 File: 473 KB, 1102x1262, 1453928159741.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15068578 A bunch of catgirls playing accordions.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 17:50:27 No.15068607 >>15068600 >Modest She's a whore anon, look at her face.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 17:51:14 No.15068609 >>15068607 shut up! your a whore!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 17:53:46 No.15068617 Your waifu is forced to decide between you and your daughteru(s). Who does she choose to live?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 17:55:12 No.15068625 >>15068617 CHOOSE THE DAUGHTERU WOMEN!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 17:55:20 No.15068626 >>15068609 Look at those eyes anon, you can't lie to me and say she's modest with eyes like those.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 17:57:39 No.15068630 >>15068609 not me >>15068626 What? Modestly looking down to the grown instead of looking straight at the viewer like a slut? What about those eyes is whorish?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 17:58:30 No.15068634 >>15068617 We all die together because life without one of the three of us would be too painful.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 17:58:48 No.15068637 >>15068617 Either me or herself, then once the daughteru is old enough and can take care of herself the one who stills alive commits suicide to meet the other one in the afterlife.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 18:02:00 No.15068652 >>15068617 Probably the daughterus.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 18:03:10 No.15068661 >>15068617 Daughter

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 18:03:29 No.15068664 File: 999 KB, 2007x1508, Mah main man JINGAIIIIIIII.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What is this? :^)

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 18:04:39 No.15068675 >>15068630 Because those eyes are the eyes of someone who is hiding their true self. So those eyes combined with that mouth show that her true self is a lewd whore.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 18:06:01 No.15068677 >>15068664 I don't know. Why, are you trying to not-so-subtly bait the thread with something?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 18:07:55 No.15068686 >>15068675 that mouth is the grimace of someone embarrassed about being around a bunch of vapid cunts.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 18:09:04 No.15068690 >>15068664 You're leading us somewhere. Where are you going with this?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 18:09:21 No.15068695 >>15068563 Nah it's not worth getting feathers ruffled over one guy calling me a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 18:10:19 No.15068701 >>15068578 One-Eyed Winnie down there looks pretty cute

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 18:10:47 No.15068704 >>15068686 Wrong, It's very close to that though.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 18:15:09 No.15068715 I'm going to headpat a rampaging Cursed Sword!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 18:16:27 No.15068719 Hello Dark Souls, my old friend I've come to play with you again

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 18:16:34 No.15068720 >>15068715 You gonna get stabbed. Probably raped too. Repeatedly.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 18:17:30 No.15068727 >>15068715 >Headpatting a rampaging Cursed Swo- hold on, where's my hand go?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 18:18:14 No.15068730 >>15068719 Keep your Dark Souls, I'm gonna go play with my doll. >>15068720 But what if I succeed?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 18:18:32 No.15068732 >>15068719 Dark souls is shit

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 18:18:32 No.15068733 >>15068720 The only one getting stabbed is her! In the vagina. With muh dick

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 18:20:32 No.15068750 File: 488 KB, 1312x1293, 1460499632869.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Swiggity Swooty

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 18:21:09 No.15068752 >>15068720 Stabbing is just how she shows her love.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 18:23:15 No.15068763

>>15068730
>But what if I succeed?
You'd probably get stabbed and raped regardless. On the other hand you'd probably have a Cursed Sword following you wanting more headpats and making suggestions about going out to do some fencing or just stab people together. Cursed Sword bonding is weird.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 18:24:18 No.15068769 >>15068752 Saika pls

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 18:24:31 No.15068772 >>15068750 Holsts are love. Holsts are life,

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 18:24:46 No.15068773 File: 591 KB, 1500x1100, 1458164156708.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15068750 COW. ASS.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 18:25:16 No.15068775 >>15068664 Despite the :^) the pic doesn’t look all that bad. I know I’m going to regret this but… sorce?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 18:25:39 No.15068777 >>15068763 It's why they all need to be thrown into rivers.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 18:26:27 No.15068781 >>15068775 You don't want it anon. It's vore.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 18:26:46 No.15068784 >>15068763 Aw she sounds cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 18:27:47 No.15068793 >>15068773 Should be worshiped.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 18:28:57 No.15068803 >>15068781 >It's vore. Why am I not even surprised? Well, thanks for the warning anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 18:31:00 No.15068813 >>15068793 >Should be spanked FTFY. http://imgur.com/5wmwuiu >Those letters though.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 18:31:48 No.15068816 File: 112 KB, 647x600, Succubus Witch.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15068781 It's not even out you faggot. >>15068690 Yeah, I'm leading you around with the tip of my dick you Alp. I was :^) at >>15068578

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 18:34:35 No.15068830 >Catch a cursed sword's strike. >Smack her forehead until she goes away >Rinse and repeat until she either finds a different man or stops trying to stab you. There, that's how you avoid being stabbed and raped by a Cursed Sword.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 18:34:39 No.15068831 >>15068813 I'm really in the mood for milk now.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 18:36:20 No.15068839

>>15068784
It's not cute! Like all her kind, she'd be ferocious and indomitable, born of the malice of a lord of all monsters from ages past, existing only to roam the land in search of new things to turn her blade against. Also ice cream and headpats.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 18:37:29 No.15068847 >>15067811 >A young dragon that sets a anon's house on fire. can think of a good reason for it. How about she tried suprising him by making him with a meal. She however tries to light the gas stove using her dragon breath.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 18:37:29 No.15068848 >>15068839 Oh, I guess she doesn't want the teddy bear I won her at the festival.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 18:39:10 No.15068860 >>15068830 >Not wanting to sheathe your sword in a cute sitting lotus murder machine

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 18:41:04 No.15068869 >>15068860 That's alright, but some men don't really like being stabbed and raped.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 18:41:30 No.15068871 >>15068816 Oh no you are not tricking me again you witch, at first is all boobs and softness and the next you can't scream. Now I'm sure that snake lady on the other hand surely can't have a fate even worse than yours or anything I've ev

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 18:42:51 No.15068879 >>15068869 They don't?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 18:43:48 No.15068883 >>15068879 Some people are just weird like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 18:44:16 No.15068886 >>15068879 No, quite the opposite actually.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 18:46:33 No.15068901 >>15068848 Playing with fire (well, more like a blade) there Anon. You'd have a 50-50 chance of either clingy, mewling begging, puppy dog eyes included or upset, pouty rape.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 18:46:58 No.15068903

>>15068025
>Accept their new fate

They don't. The fungus eats and turns their brains. There's nothing left but a mass of spores and mushroom in the shape of a girl.

A far better alternative to "save" a human woman would be to give them Ushi Oni blood, or anything else that changes them instantly. However Ushi Oni blood, with the regenerative properties it has, probably is the best solution in a worst case scenario.

May the chief god protect the soul of the man applying it to the woman.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 18:48:30 No.15068910 >>15068901 I'm willing to take that risk.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 18:49:13 No.15068917 >>15068032 Umbrella no stop

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 18:49:34 No.15068921 File: 352 KB, 800x600, 1460501374721.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15068848 Nobody wants that crappy teddy bear anon!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 18:50:14 No.15068924 >>15068921 Is there an onahole in that bear?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 18:51:58 No.15068930 >>15068917 Just think of the potential! The only thing better would be a DE bomb.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 18:52:42 No.15068935 Imma cumflate a tanuki in a suit.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 18:52:55 No.15068937 >Just finished first day of work >First pay period is Friday DOCKING SOON

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 18:52:58 No.15068938 >>15068921 Why does the bear... Nevermind, die discount lord, snek stronk.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 18:53:12 No.15068940 >>15068935 for free?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 18:54:08 No.15068943 >>15068937 Anon, you know you don't get paid for the week you worked until the next week, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 18:55:14 No.15068948 >>15068937 Between which two girls?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 18:56:05 No.15068951 >>15068937 Oh baby. Have you decided on an artist yet?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 18:58:23 No.15068962 >>15068940 Completely. I'll even supply my own supplies and give her an 'all you can hold' special that uses all her holes.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 18:58:55 No.15068966 >>15068943 This place has weird pay periods so while I would usually agree I was informed I get monies my first week. >>15068951 Nope, homework for later

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 19:02:05 No.15068974 >>15068966 Well, post the artist you decide on if you do figure it out. I'd like to see.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 19:04:35 No.15068978 >>15068974 Ima probably consult w/ Gazerfag on it. Want an artist who is good at profiles and BIG MEATY EVERTHING

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 19:09:46 No.15068994 >>15068978 Sounds good. I like big, strong hellhounds and soft, meaty liches.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 19:11:53 No.15069004 >>15068910 You've got gust, I'll give you that. Which is good, because you'll need plenty if you plan on making a habit of teasing a Cursed Sword.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 19:12:03 No.15069005 >>15068994 Grope the lich!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 19:12:07 No.15069006 File: 58 KB, 640x544, 0c7c1ca56da7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw no Monster Girl would ever want you because you don't want to have kids

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 19:13:19 No.15069008 >>15068962 That sounds wrong. What supplies do you even need to cumflate a tanuki?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 19:14:43 No.15069011 >>15069004 Anon I'd tease the entire smug squad! Even if I was way shorter than them.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 19:15:15 No.15069015 >>15069008 Manticore venom, holst milk, corruption fruit, and humpy egg pieces that are all mixed together. One dose per hole.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 19:16:20 No.15069016 >>15069006 Me neither, luckily KC's canon and threadcanon are garbage, so you can still have one who doesn't want kids if you want.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 19:17:00 No.15069020 >>15069006 Same here. I'd rather be a cool uncle. Less responsibilities over children.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 19:18:50 No.15069028 File: 369 KB, 1991x1850, 1459389050852.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15068937

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 19:19:01 No.15069029 >>15069006 Well there's that type of yandere girl who wants you only for herself.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 19:19:08 No.15069031 >>15069006 I headcanon that monster girl babies are not slimy, disgusting shit factories that consume happiness and money like a black hole, but are instead rapidly maturing, quickly independent bundles of love and fatherly pride.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 19:19:54 No.15069032 >>15069020 You'd be uncle bad touch wouldn't you?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 19:20:23 No.15069034 >>15069031 Me too.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 19:21:38 No.15069037 >>15069028 Why are they so angry? Do they not like touching butts?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 19:22:32 No.15069042 >>15069015 That sounds dangerous. Like insensate tanuki with a bloated stomach leaking prodigious amounts of jizz from her orifices dangerous. I'm fairly sure four out of five lichdoctors don't recommend this.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 19:22:43 No.15069044

>>15069020
Same, since when I was a teen whenever I'm around people younger than me I end up feeling completely drained. It can be nothing but looking at them looking at tv and I end up feeling like I ran a marathon. The idea of doing that whenever I'm home, or 24/7 as a househusband is utterly terrifying to me. Thank goodness no one in my family is urging me to make kids.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 19:23:30 No.15069045 >>15069042 Then that one out of five will be the lich I end up marrying.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 19:23:46 No.15069047

>>15069006
There has to be some monster girls out there who doesn't want children either, but why wouldn't you want monster daughters?
Most of them don't even need a parental education or any particular care, and they grow up much faster than humans, even if they ask for attention just send them to rape the shota next door and you'll be fine
Really their only downside is that your wife will most likely want to spend time to them

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 19:23:56 No.15069049 >>15069037 They're just fighting over someone. Using their butts.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 19:24:22 No.15069051 >>15069032 No, Anon. I'd be the uncle that lets his niece eat cookies after lunch when her family makes a visit even though she's grounded, 'cause it's my house.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 19:24:30 No.15069052 >>15069011 I was wrong, you're flat out insane.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2016 19:27:39 No.15069060

>>15069047
Kids are emotionally exhausting. I don't care what you say about monster children having the innate ability to not pick up and internalize all the worst parts of me. The idea of caring for a child gives me a permanent sense of tired weariness.

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