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Slightly Miffed Elf Edition

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>> No.15036882
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First for Wendigo.

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Commission sketch

>> No.15036886

>>15036878
>no subject
Eh, it's okay I guess.

>> No.15036888

>OP fucked it up

>> No.15036892

>No subject

RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Maids are shit.

>> No.15036894

>>15036885
Comin' along nicely.

>> No.15036895

Maids are garbage.

>> No.15036898
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God damn it OP

>> No.15036904

>>15036878
>rushing out a thread and forgetting important parts
You stupid fuck.

>> No.15036905

>>15036878
>Edition
>Manga that belongs on /a/
>No subject
At least we didn't get two threads this time.

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The last thread didnt get Archived.
Fuck

>> No.15036911

>>15036905
Your second complaint isn't valid. I agree with the other two, though.

>> No.15036918

>>15036908
It was very shitposty, and I don't think any new content was on there outside of a Holst picture.

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>>15036905
no one talks about dungeon meshi on /a/ tho

>> No.15036922

>>15036911
When we aren't even on /a/, his complaint surely does.
Fucking dumbfuck OP.

>> No.15036923

>>15036911
Not that I'm against manga discussion here in moderation but we really shouldn't start threads with something that doesn't belong on the board.

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>>15036918
Are you forgetting that Latenight was there?

>> No.15036933

>>15036922
That's nice deary.

>> No.15036934

>>15036922
Why are you so angry? Elves are welcome here.

>> No.15036940

>>15036930
Possibly, He only draws cute stuff and that really isn't my thing

>> No.15036941

>>15036851
I have no idea, I hardly keep track of writers in the thread anymore unless whatever they write is getting a lot attention/talk about (Sounds petty, but it's the truth). It's good that he recognized his shortcomings and started to improve after receiving what you're making sound likes "GO FUCK OFF AN DIE" or some hyperbolic shit.

>> No.15036943

>>15036922
Elves are monster girls though.

>People sperg out about the threads being not just for MGE
>People also sperg out about it anything other than MGE too

Okay.

>> No.15036945

>>15036923
It's a picture of an elf. Nobody's going to care, especially not the natives, if that's what you're worried about.
The regular nutters who flip their shit about "/jp/ posting standards" are going to be the ones moaning about it. Like >>15036922, for example.

>> No.15036946

>>15036892
>>15036898
>>15036904
>>15036911
You act as if making the OP is some sort of honor

>> No.15036952
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>>15036946
no, the problem is he fucked it up

Anyway, what types of vehicles do ya'll think monster girls would use?

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>>15036946
Or as if the subject is necessary considering the word "monster" is in the OP.

>> No.15036954

>>15036946
>we aren't allowed to point out the OP has fucked up and made it hard to find on the catalogue anymore
Hello, OP!

>> No.15036955
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How do you guys feel about SMT monster girls?

>> No.15036958

>>15036946
People have bitched about the subject field and other slip ups for ages though.

Not that I won't partially agree there has been what seems like some personal attachment to making it for a few people recently.

>> No.15036959

>>15036953
I'm going to FUCK that Momiji.

>> No.15036962

>>15036955

They're great. I want to do something naughty with with a Nekomata

>> No.15036964

>>15036946
No one is acting like that at all you stupid fuck, the thread has no subject because the OP was a retard and rushed it out. This is a bad thing.

>> No.15036971

Triggers.

Triggers everywhere.

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>>15036952
I imagine Lamias would use limos or something like a minivan with a lot of connected room in the back.

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>>15036952
I can imagine an Alice using a bicycle that still has training wheels.
>>15036955
Not a fan of the artstyle the games use personally.

>> No.15036977

>>15036946
Making OPs isn't difficult at all though, it's just faggots manage to screw up a rather easy process.

>> No.15036978

>>15036898
I want to make fun of my boss's big butt and thick thighs behind her back. I'm not too worried about her finding out, she's just a human with a silly hairclip.

>> No.15036981

>>15036954
"Monster" is in the OP, if that makes it hard for you to find, maybe you have problems larger than missing subjects.

>> No.15036986

>>15036977
I know. Just thought I'd make some sort of brick joke considering how the last thread started.

>> No.15036989

>>15036981
>still defending the OP for fucking up
You're the actual OP, aren't you?

>> No.15036996

>>15036952
Mices, motorcycles.
Wurm, trains.
Houri, Boeing 767.
Alp, hybrid cars.

>> No.15037001

>>15036986
But that's retarded and had nothing to do with what was happening.

>> No.15037002

>>15036989
His behavior reminds of that uppity ex-MonMusu thread poster from the previous thread.

>> No.15037007

>>15036930
Why is she so squishy?

>> No.15037008

>>15037007
Why aren't you.

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>>15036996
>motorcycles
As long as they're not suzukis.

>> No.15037010 [DELETED] 

>no subject
>edition
>fucking edition
Can we just abandon this thread and make a real one? Fucking hell

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>>15036940
Are you sure?

>> No.15037017

>>15037007
She's an eldritch squid.

>> No.15037018

>>15036996
>That Houri one
You're so funny, only fifteen years too old.

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>>15036996
Would they really be able to use trains? Or would they try to jump out of it when they saw something cute she wanted to pet/eat and crash the train with no survivors

>> No.15037020

>>15037002
Maybe. He's certainly being arrogant over his own mistakes.

>> No.15037022

>>15036989
No, it's just hilarious to see you have an autistic tantrum over literally nothing.

>> No.15037028 [DELETED] 

>>15037011
Fine, to rephrase: he normally only draws cutesey stuff and I have interest in that.

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>>15037011
Must have missed this one, that's new to me.

He also did this, people saying he only does cute don't know what they're talking about.

>> No.15037035

>>15036878
Where do I find slightly milf elves?

>> No.15037037

>>15037001
>last thread starts with multiple threads
>people bitching
>"Making the thread isn't an honor; anyone should be able to do it"
>This thread goofs because someone did it wrong
>Threads should be like this
>like there's some sort of honor to doing a thread properly

Anyway, I've derailed the thread enough. ...Though watch someone replies/corrects me.

>> No.15037039

>>15037022
>singling me out when there are loads of posts here saying the same thing
You also seem to be itching for a fight for some weird reason.

>> No.15037040

>>15037011
Neato.

>> No.15037045

>>15037011
Fine, to rephrase: he NORMALLY only draws cutesey stuff and I have no interest in that.

>> No.15037050

>>15037022
So you thought you'd bait him some more? Yeah, that'll help with the shitposting.

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>>15037036
He can draw lewd-ish stuff when he feels like it: >>15036930, though I haven't peered through the drawfriend booru to see if he's done actual nudity.
Either way his stuff is pretty good.

>> No.15037060

>>15037037
Eh, still doesn't fit in with what happened. The last thread fuck up was caused by two people making threads seconds apart and each of the OP's acting like the other was the problem for it. This time we had one OP but he forgot the most basic stuff.

>> No.15037061

>>15037039
You're the one acting especially autistic about it so yes. I'm not itching for a fight, again, it's just funny seeing people overreact to something that doesn't matter in the slightest.

>> No.15037065

More action-y monstergirl stuff would be fun.

I want to see a big monstergirl battle tournament, with girls like oni, magical monk kitsunes, hellhounds, thunderbirds, krakens and stuff.

>> No.15037070

>>15037058
I do not understand. What is she trying to do? What is that taped piece of paper for?

>> No.15037072

>>15036952
Tanukis use the public bus!

>> No.15037074

>>15037058
For a moment there when i saw the miniature i thought this fox girl was dressed like that and trying to dance while being pregnant.

Now i'm not sure if i want to witness of such an act.

>> No.15037081

>>15037061
>>15037022

Dude, not even him but you are the one being totally autistic. There's nothing wrong with mocking OP for being a fuckup. Trying to downplay it as "literally nothing" just smacks of damage control.

>> No.15037082

Anyway, continuing from the last thread I wish the more touchy writefags would just chill out and take criticism with some grace because outbursts like historianon's earlier this week just put anons off from helping the others to improve.

>> No.15037091

>>15037082
What happened with him?

>> No.15037092

>>15037081
This. You're sitting there trying to direct the ridicule towards one of many anons pointing out the fuck up and it's only making you look more pathetic.

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>>15037065
>magical monk kitsunes
Musclegirl monk Kitsunes would be lovely sight.

>> No.15037097

>>15037081
I searched the catalog for "monster" and it was right there, I found it the second the thread came up. Acting like the lack of subject is somehow a major hindrance or a big travesty is ridiculous.

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I want to see Orca Girls at an aquatic MG themepark!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uJ5ovPf6ME

>> No.15037100

>>15037072
They pay with loose change

>> No.15037104

>>15037081
>>15037092
>>15037097
Just fuck already.

>> No.15037105

>>15037070
She happens to be a rather lovey-dovey Servant, so she's just practicing for when she and her Master make fuck.

>> No.15037107

>>15037091
He had a hard time understanding why a suped up MC from a lighthearted previous story would not translate well to a more serious story.

Just a lot of argument and anger around that one point.

>> No.15037108

>>15037099
I wonder if her tail is all slimy...

>> No.15037110

>>15037091
He started a new story and he only got two responses. Both of which pointed out the MC was a bit of a Gary Stu and it might need toning down.
So he deleted the story and went on a sarcastic and snarky tirade about how his character is clearly just an RPG stats sheet and some other junk whining about the thread. He completely threw a tantrum over it and frankly came across as a douche.

>> No.15037111

>>15037097
"X edition" faggotry is a million times worse than forgetting the subject, this thread should've been abandoned in favour of a proper one just for that.

Next time someone starts a thread with "edition", just report and hide. Stop encouraging fucking retardition.

>> No.15037117

>>15037099
God fucking dammit, i can smell the clothed paizuri from that swimsuit from miles already.

>> No.15037121

>>15037082
>>15037108
>>15037110
Who cares writefag drama.

>> No.15037122

>>15037097
Acting like it's autistic to make fun of a guy for screwing up something a monkey could get right is ridiculous. Even moreso considering the amount of fuckups the last five or six threads.

>> No.15037123

>>15037117
What does swimsuit paizuri smell like?

>> No.15037124

>>15037099
>tfw Matsu doesn't like seeing non-Bovine and non-Canid monstergirls lactating
I'd totally love to request some milky MGE Arachne from desu.

>> No.15037125

>>15037107
>>15037110
Meh, fuck him. He's not exactly a great writefag to begin with anyway.

>> No.15037128

>>15037123
Love.

>> No.15037132

>>15037097
The damage control is hilarious.

>> No.15037133

>>15037128
What does that smell like?

>> No.15037134

>>15037099
I want to get Shamu-chan's autograph!

>> No.15037144

>>15037111
Literally nothing wrong with it. Articulate why it triggers you so much.

Would "Wendigos eating stretchy anime meat" be so much better than "Wendigos eating stretchy anime meat edition" really? Why.

>> No.15037145

>>15037133
Very sweet.

>> No.15037146
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so /mgt/ I have to ask which mg would be the most nurturing/loving/would do anything to make you feel better after having a bad day

>> No.15037149

>>15037146
Kikimora or Kobold.

>> No.15037153 [DELETED] 

Fluffy weresheep imotous!

>> No.15037155

>>15037146
Jubjub

>> No.15037157

>>15037146
Titania. Hell, a demon would take care of you and shower you with love until you feel better.

>> No.15037158

>>15037146
A Cupid.

>> No.15037161

>>15037144
>using trigger seriously
You might as well have called him a nazi for how much your credibility just vaporized.

>> No.15037163

>>15037091
Be basically showed that he was worse at taking criticism than Alp.

>> No.15037164

>>15037144
>nothing wrong with editionfaggotry
Alright, this OP was definitely purposeful sabotage. Nobody can be this much of a retard for real.

Can we just report him and make a new thread now?

>> No.15037168

>>15037164
We're 100 or so posts in, so unfortunately no. The autistic level of defense the OP is getting from this one guy is suspicious as fuck though.

>> No.15037170

>>15037146
The one that actually loves you.

>> No.15037172

fuckin it's wednesday /mgt/, chillax

>> No.15037173

>>15037146
Your favorite one

>> No.15037174

>>15037164
We have to suck it up and use this one.

>> No.15037181

>>15037149
Why not a spooky Shoggoth maid that always does spooky stuff when you are not seeing and a pink-haired Kobold that always tries to warn you about it but you never listen?

God, that concept of a pink-haired scaredy Kobold trying to save me from spookiness from last thread hooked me right away.

>> No.15037184

>>15037168
This. Gotta stay the course at this point.

I don't know how suspicious it really is though. This is the same sort of outside defense you see whenever somebody pushes a shit fetish here too. "It's literally nothing. Get over it you easily triggered autists." Like some ultimate contrarian or king of the fenceposters.

>> No.15037185

>>15037168
Well maybe you should've done it 0 posts in.

Having edition in the OP should be an automatic "ignore it and make a real thread". Just remember that next time so this doesn't happen again. Otherwise anyone can exploit something like that to just slowly keep infecting the thread with more and more cancer if any of it's tolerated.

>> No.15037187

>>15037082
I like to pretend I've chilled a little bit. But not like people liked my stories anyway.

>> No.15037189

>>15037172
what does mgt stand for?

>> No.15037191

>>15037181
As long as the Shoggoth isn't legitimately terrorizing her with grotesque faces and scary masks, then that sounds pretty nice.

>> No.15037193

>>15037189
Monster Girl Thread

>> No.15037197

>>15037189
Making Gay Times.

>> No.15037198

>>15037189
monstergirl thread

>> No.15037199

>>15037184
>This is the same sort of outside defense you see whenever somebody pushes a shit fetish here too
Honestly it looks like some butthurt /d/fag is trying to fuck with us and degrade the threads, because he knows any direct attacks will get shouted down without mercy.

>> No.15037201

>>15037189
Many Great Touhous. You'll like it here.

>> No.15037203

>>15037168
I'm not defending him, I'm attacking others. OP fucked up, but so many spergs are acting like it's the apocalypse and shitting up the thread instead of just posting as usual.

>> No.15037206

>>15037201
Whats a touhou?

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>>15037189
Majestic goat titties.

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>>15037206
A sexual goddess.

>> No.15037213
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>>15037185
why do you hate the word edition so much?

>> No.15037214

>>15037206
isn't a Touhou one of those boat girls everybody talks about every now and then?

>> No.15037218

>>15037203
>"just ignore the futafags, it's nothing"
This is literally you right now.

Anyone who has spent moderate amounts of time in these threads should know editionfaggotry is straight up shitposting.

>> No.15037219

>>15037203
No anon. You are the sperg.

>> No.15037221

>>15037203
So you're openly admitting to just fueling the shitposting you're complaining about.

>> No.15037225

>>15037213
Because it's the hallmark of a general thread which has fallen to shit, plagued by garbage.

>> No.15037226

>>15037206
Lolis laying out laser labyrinths

>> No.15037227

>>15037214
Yes, that's exactly what they are desu.

>> No.15037229

>>15037213
Not him but it's become a sign and staple of all the worst sorts of generals. No reason for us to fall into it too.

>> No.15037234

>>15037214
No, you're thinking Kumiho.

>> No.15037235

>>15037225
We already are at that state though. The threads are 90% memes, shitposting and arguments, with the other 10% being discussion and content.

>> No.15037237
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Little centaurs are very cute!

>> No.15037241

>>15037235
10% content is a hell of a lot more than the ones he's talking about. It's about on the level of *action*. Is that what you want to be associated with?

>> No.15037242 [DELETED] 

>>15037237
Indeed.
Tiny horses are best horses

>> No.15037244

>>15037237
yes they are would headpat

>> No.15037246
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>>15037237
That they are.

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>>15037237
I prefer mine on the bigger side with mind rape powers.

>> No.15037251

>>15037235
I agree with you about 60%, but we at least aren't drowning under attention whore namefags.

And people kick up a decent fuss at shit like the waifu wars, rolling games, and all the other symptoms of a tired, begging-for-death General.

>> No.15037253

>>15037209
Monkey butt > Goat tits.

>> No.15037256

>>15037237
Cute, but I prefer the big ones with big sexy titties.

>> No.15037258

>>15037235
>We already are at that state though.
Not even fucking close. You haven't even seen a cancerous general thread if you think that.

>> No.15037260

>>15037218
>"just ignore the futafags, it's nothing"
>This is literally you right now.

No it's "literally" not. You must have legitimate mental issue to be able to conflate the two.

>Anyone who has spent moderate amounts of time in these threads should know edition faggotry is straight up shitposting.
I've been here since the move from /a/, started numerous threads myself, and have never heard ANYONE complain about such an innocuous, retarded thing until today.

There's literally nothing wrong with it and it's apparently like a fucking dog whistle to your autistic brain. Explain why it's bad, let alone worth throwing a temper tantrum over. I'm really interested.

>> No.15037263

>>15037250
And when you wake up, you can take out your frustrations at being used in your sleep upon their suddenly-shy self!

>> No.15037266

>>15037237
>>15037246
Little centaurs are the only good centaurs. I hate horsepussy normally, but I'd gladly make an exception for these two.

>> No.15037267

>>15037009
oh shit, I didn't know they made Bakuon into anime

>> No.15037269

I feel like our thread is pretty tame, desu. We discuss shit quite alot.

>> No.15037272

>>15037250
>>15037256
Just let them grow up

>> No.15037275

>>15037251
>people kick up a decent fuss at shit like the waifu wars, rolling games, and all the other symptoms of a tired, begging-for-death General.

Not really. Every time one person points out that they're overplayed and tired you get multiple anons attacking them for even suggesting that the thirtieth instance of it might be a sign that said event has jumped the shark.

>> No.15037276

>>15037269
It is, but doomsayers are as old as the threads themselves.

>> No.15037279

>>15037266
Same. >>15037246 makes me want to commit a crime.
I'm going to stick my thumb in her bellybutton and wiggle it around.

>> No.15037281

>>15037269
At least it's better than the Fallout

>> No.15037282

>>15037189
>>15037206
>>15037214
This literally cannot be happening

It is a joke, right?

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Looks like he's done with the line art for this side


The hair is beautiful


I think i'm letting my hype for this spill into the thread too much

I'm going to try and not post anything Miia daki related until it's done and fully colored

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>>15037263
I'd climb on her back and grope those huge horse tits, shy or not she's getting revenge groped.

>> No.15037286

>>15037275
You're not wrong. But at least the people calling out their overplayed nature exist and post in the first place.

>> No.15037287

>>15037281
The fallout general on /vg/

>> No.15037289

>>15037283
K Keep me posted

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I really like Dark Elves

I want to marry a Dark Elf

Holy fucking shit, you lot are still going. Fucking drop it and talk about Monster Girls already.

>> No.15037291

>>15037237
Tiny horse pussies are not shit!

>> No.15037293

>>15037250
Nightmares are for raping senseless only, when catching them by faking sleep.

>> No.15037294

>>15037260
>I've been here since the move from /a/
And you just keep providing more evidence that you're lying.

From the start on /jp/, everyone has refused to name the thread a "general", refused to use a thread that starts with editionfaggotry, and more. You'd know all of this if you weren't a cancerous newfag or a straight up trolling faggot.

>> No.15037297

>>15037260
>he whines about shitposting and yet won't stop trying to bait more arguing with petty insults and dragging this out longer than needed
I'm not even that guy and give no fucks about editions and whatnot, but I think you're the one with the mental issues here.

>> No.15037300

>>15037294
This.

>> No.15037303

>>15037279
>playing with loli navels

The best. I don't think I'd use my thumb, though. I'd use something like my fore or middle finger, and tease them by slowly spiralling and circling around the very edge of their navel, before poking in.

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15037304

>>15037290
I agree, let's talk about elves and wendigos.

>> No.15037307

>>15037283
Appreciate the updates since I'm next in line.

Miia's looking great so far.

>> No.15037311

>>15037303
I'd use my tongue.

>> No.15037314
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>tfw no tomboy hellhound gf to have fun with during the day and rough loving during the night

>> No.15037318

>>15037286
I wish more anons did it to be honest. Some anons here are happy literally repeating the same shit over and over forever. Same for the meme spouting, the stinkypede shit and headpat spamming almost makes me want to start using filters.

>> No.15037322

>>15037294
"editionfaggotry" isn't a thing, Bring up and archive and show an example of complaints in the past. You're just making shit up.

>> No.15037323

>>15037314
>tfw no loli Hellhounds to team up and rape you in your sleep
>one sits on your face while the other deepthroats you
suffering

>> No.15037326

>>15037290
While I'm not a huge fan of their sadistic tendencies, I must say that Dark Elves are fucking sexy as hell.

>> No.15037331

>>15037285
Man, Nightmares are just awesome. They've got the inhuman form of the centaur, the mind-meddling madness of the Mindflayer, a dual-personality setup like the Jorougumo, the shape-shifting tendencies of the Doppelganger, the mystic might connected with the Lich, and a scythe to boot. Also, guaranteed good dreams, forever.

I think I'm in love.

>> No.15037339

>>15037318
It's just a typical problem the thread has always had. Somebody does something fun or funny once, then they just keep reiterating it over and over until it's completely driven into the ground. And then we move on to the next one.

>> No.15037341

>>15037318
I don't mind headpats as long as it's cute and not posted every thread

>> No.15037344

>>15037311
I think I'd use my tongue as a warmup. Get a loli monstergirl's tummy all wet and tingly from the drying saliva, so when you actually begin to put a firmer feeling finger there, she's even more stimulated by it.

>> No.15037346
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>>15037283

It's coming along wonderfully.

I might post my commission's progress a few times here too

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>>15037323
I'd rather it be two adult hellhounds, just imagine being sandwiched between two hellhound girls. You'd never need to use a heater.

>> No.15037350

>>15037341
But it is, and endlessly so. Even without the concept being stupid to begin with it's posted more so than any other meme on these threads.

>> No.15037351

>>15037331
The can even use that scythe to slice open a portal to the dream world and presumably run into it.

>> No.15037353
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>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

>> No.15037355

>>15037346
>that satisfied expression
Cute!

>> No.15037356

>>15037331
They're one of the girls I used to overlook but grown on me way more than I ever expected. Wish they had more content than they do at the moment though.

>> No.15037358

>>15037339
>commercial-anon syndrome
If I could change one thing about the threads it would be this. It wouldn't solve the shitposting issue, but at least things wouldn't get so stagnant.

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>>15037314
>tfw no teenage Hellhound coming to you looking for a job when you only have 1 position open

>> No.15037373

>>15037353
I share your pain, meme-senpai.

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>>15037353

>> No.15037379

>>15037011
Want to fuck that fluffy tail...gonna fuck that fluffy tail!

>> No.15037381

>>15037099
But anon, they're treated horribly! Think of the poor waifus!

>> No.15037382
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15037382

you guys ever miss crayonfag?

>> No.15037388

>>15037382
Yes, but I haven't seen that one before.

>> No.15037391

>>15037146
Echidna/holstaur/lich. The last one being literal. EVERY fetish is research material.

>> No.15037396

>>15037382
I do, but latenight fills that niche with better art as well.

>> No.15037398

>>15037391
Even those fetishes?

>> No.15037399

>>15037381
No they're not, they're idols, people come from all over the country to see them perform.

>> No.15037400

>>15037382
Yeah, he was actually fun.

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>>15037377
>>15037373

>> No.15037404

>>15037396
He doesn't draw funny stuff though, just thread memes and the occasional good picture.

>> No.15037407 [DELETED] 

>>15037382
Always

>> No.15037408
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>>15037246
Life is hard for Shetland Pony-chan.

>> No.15037411
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>>15037382
He's still around

He made that one cu sitch comic that i don't have saved

he also owes me a picture

>> No.15037414

>>15037382
No

>> No.15037416 [DELETED] 

>>15037398
I dunno but If you're talking about the ones I think you are then whatever MG meets me is going to have to wonder if it would be worth it.

>> No.15037423

>>15036878
>No subject
>No obvious Monster Girl image
>"___ Edition"

>> No.15037424

>>15037396
I love Latenight's drawings, but I think they fall into the cute category, rather than the outright comedy that Crayonfag's were. Latenight is the better artist though for sure.

>> No.15037426
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>>15037318
Well, to be quite frank with you it's pretty easy to become complacent with repeating the same things over and over ad nauseum. Especially as a writefag, given that a majority of the Anons here often times give an impression of not really giving a shit about anything in a story outside of the climax of monster and hopefully a human guy bumping uglies.

That and a general lack of storytelling experience, grasp of various ways to describe p0nis in vagoo without it getting stale is a bit trying when usually people are rare to offer up constructive criticism and when they do it's pretty easy to overlook it with the rapidity that the thread often times moves at and only see the "FUCK OFF YOU DIDN'T PANDER TO X FETISH" nonsense instead and get turned off by the whole thing.

I mean, if people actually showed some kind of desire for a story that wasn't entirely focused on smut or didn't just use girls that have reached Critical Memetic Status like Manticores, Cheshires, Hellhounds, Kikimoras, whatever other girls are mentioned in every other thread there'd be a reason to pursue something -more- outside of just shoveling the next piece of drivel like every writefaggot is Electronic Arts and you're all the common, vulgar, weak licentious crowds who slurp that disgusting shit called Call of Duty every year.

That's just my two cents and if that's not what you meant the whole >breastfed by a Holstaur, Amazon-dom status, Alpposting and all that other shit need to die harder than Milhouse becoming a meme.

>> No.15037430

>>15037318
>>15037339
That's every general for you. Nothing only of this thread.

>> No.15037432

>>15037416
Yep, I'm talking about THOSE fetishes. You sick freak. You glorious degenerate, you.

>> No.15037438

>>15037426
>Amazon-dom status
Eh?

>> No.15037440

>>15037411
>That was 2 years ago
Where has the time gone?

Also dat Ben Garrison at the bottom

>> No.15037442

>>15037408
>All the other Centaurs can give their husbands rides.
>Shetland Pony is too small to carry hers.
>Instead, her husband gives her rides and embarrasses her.

Poor Shetland Pony-chan.

>> No.15037444

>>15037438
The whole shitstorms that start up over stuff like fem and male dom involving Amazons and Hellhounds.

>> No.15037450

>>15037398
Some research is more hands-on than others, but a mg won't let anything come between their glorious husbando and happiness. And the really bad ones don't have lasting negative effects when you're practically an archmage.

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15037451

>>15037153

>> No.15037457

>>15037442
>Piggyback Shetland-chan
>Cho Aniki Husband

>> No.15037459
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15037459

kloah?

>> No.15037460

>>15037451
Ma'am, what are you doing in my sack?

>> No.15037467

>>15037355

Yeah I like that one too.

>> No.15037471

>>15037459
Great eyes.

Horrible teeth.

>> No.15037473

>>15037450
Oh my. I hope a lich can keep up with such explorative deviancy.

>> No.15037477
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15037477

I need some sort of elf sensei to teach me Gaelic.

>> No.15037480

>>15037444
I don't remember the last time they werr used for shitposting in a shitstorm. Also in your first reply you make it look like there's something wrong with them being doms.

>> No.15037482

>>15037426
No, I agree with what you mean, but I was talking about the endless rolling threads and the shitty memes/threadcanon that only act to encourage stagnation. As I said in my other post, the current obsessions the thread has are headpats, smelly bugs and the standard threadcanon. Just what will it take for the average anon to get actually get bored of these things?

>> No.15037486

>>15037459
Kloah world is best world

>inb4 that salty shota hater

>> No.15037491
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>>15037459
>still hasn't done anything with the two other girls in that image
>still hasn't done anything with his vampire design
Dammit Kloah. Also, I'm flattered that you're using the filename I gave that image way back on /a/.

>> No.15037493
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15037493

>You will never reveal that your boss is actually an alp and use the scandal to take her position and have her demoted to your secretary
>You will never pull her skirt up and bend her over the mahogany desk that used to be hers
>You will never violate her until she ahegaos and tell her this is what she really wanted instead of being in control

It hurts to live

>> No.15037495

>>15037486
>>15037491
I wish he'd do more stuff with that clothes possessing lady.

>> No.15037497

>>15037459
NO-ah

>> No.15037501

>>15037444
That's likely to be that one guy who just storms in and starts claiming that we should all follow his headcanon or else. Then starts rambling about a silent majority agreeing with him and mass samefagging a ton of responses to make it look like he has massive support for it.

>> No.15037505

>>15037442
Would you be willing to train so you can actually pick up and carry the Shetland girl?

>> No.15037506

>>15037495
There's only one image of her so far unfortunately.

The one she currently has is pretty hot though, tender and forced kissing a best.

>> No.15037511 [DELETED] 

>>15037432
Well, I guess whichever one took me up must like sweets or doesn't mind some pampering....unless I'm looking for a strong girl

>> No.15037517

>>15037459
>Imagining the face of satisfaction of that big onee-san while i milk those enourmous tits of hers
Sometimes i think i need to stop lurking because you fuckers will kill me one of this days through a severe case of blue balls.

>> No.15037522

>>15037495
I wish he made more with the witch and her evil hat.

>> No.15037527
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15037527

comfy wife

>> No.15037533

>>15037527
>This is what happens when you ask your husband to buy a new mousepad

>> No.15037534
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15037534

Also picture from a few months ago that I'm unsure if I posted.

>> No.15037536

>>15037527
>resting on an oppai mousepad

Lewd wife.

>> No.15037538

>>15037527
Would your wife be jealous of the animu mousepad for having bigger tits than her?

>> No.15037541

>>15037527
More oppai Gazer when?

>> No.15037549

>>15037534
Them ass-fangs mang.

>> No.15037559
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15037559

Vampires a best

>> No.15037568

>>15037559
Two words: Haemophobia.

>> No.15037570

>>15037559
Agreed. They're one of my favorites.

>> No.15037574

>>15037517
Embrace it anon, but don't go too crazy.

>> No.15037575

Is there a nude of Hosltaur and Atago yet?

>> No.15037577

>>15037568
Same desu senpai

>> No.15037579

>>15037538
No, hers are better anyway.
>>15037536
>>15037533
http://i.imgur.com/ZHHmedF.jpg
>>15037541
Who knows

>> No.15037584

>>15037575
Yeah it was posted last thread as a pixiv link.

>> No.15037594

>>15037568
>>15037570
They can help you, just like spider girls help guys with arachnophobia.

>> No.15037597

>>15037575
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=56227778

>> No.15037599

>>15037594
Second reply meant for >>15037577

>> No.15037604

>>15037460
She wants a onii-chan for christmas.

>> No.15037608

>>15037594
>>15037599
She probably doesn't want my blood anyway, I'm a sickly little twig whi's pumped full of drugs all the time.

She wouldn't find me tasty at all.

>> No.15037614

>>15037579
Cute!

>> No.15037615
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15037615

>>15037597
my favorite ship and my favorite monster girl
oh god I'm dying

>> No.15037617

>>15037579
Lewd dog.

>> No.15037622

>>15037608
But she just wants to be a strong noble woman for you!

>> No.15037624

>>15037617
the dog knows what's up.

>> No.15037627

>>15037608
She can help you get out of there, anon.

>> No.15037635

>>15037615
Reminder to delete your reaction images within 30 minutes.

>> No.15037638

>>15037482
They probably never will, unfortunately. The Oomukadedodechahedron or whatever the hell that story was actually called was the first time in a long while an Oomukade didn't precisely conform to Alp's shitty meme.

>> No.15037640

>>15037597
Thanks
That guy is awesome
How long did it take him to finish that pic?

>> No.15037673

>>15037635
Is this a thing? I didn't know.

>> No.15037681

>>15037673
It's common courtesy since we have an image limit of 301.

>> No.15037686

>>15037459
>Kloah will never draw MGE girls

>> No.15037687

>>15037673

I tried to delete an image before and got a "you cannot delete an image this old"

>> No.15037696

>>15037686
>Kloah will never draw a Wight or any other Undead girl

>> No.15037715
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>> No.15037719

>kitsoviet finally posts a story
>It's not Small Town Blues

Come on senpai. Don't tease me like that

>> No.15037729

>>15037719
But fat-bottomed masochistic Kitsune is pretty baller desu.

>> No.15037735

>>15037715
I want a snek wife in my life.

>> No.15037739
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>>15037715
snake the best

>> No.15037746

>>15037739
but yandere snakes are creeps and not the best

>> No.15037752

>>15037746
That's not a nice thing to say about a shrine maiden.

>> No.15037756

>>15037729
Meh. I'd rather have more moth stories. Moth=best bug

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>>15037746
you take that back!

>> No.15037764

>>15037715
Snakes are cute.

>>15037739
Especially the hard-working white ones. I'd go to the shrine just to see her.

>> No.15037769

>>15037739
I still want to try that old challenge someone post in the threads about molesting a Shirohebi in public transport without being noticed.

If it all goes well then i escape free, if it goes bad then i get violently husbando'd.

>> No.15037774

>>15037746
If a monster girl isn't yandere, can you really say she loves you and isn't just using you for semen?

>> No.15037775

>>15037739
And the cutest!

http://imgur.com/aYeReUa

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>>15037752
>>15037761
if she's a real shrine maiden then why is she wearing such a lewd and improper outfit?

>> No.15037782

>>15037719
>Kitsoviet
>Writing again
Colour me surprised

>> No.15037783

>>15037780
Your pic related explains it all.

>> No.15037787

>>15037780
because monstergirls that's why asshole

>> No.15037790

>>15037782
He's been back for a while now, anon.

>> No.15037795

>>15037787
in that case monster girls should be shrine maidens in JAVs

>> No.15037805

>>15037790
Where was he to begin with?

>> No.15037806

>>15037615
You're welcome.
>>15037640
From first sketch less than a week, that's not even the original version, original has them clothed but I mentioned the possibility of a clothed and topless version in the commission and he threw the topless one in for free. 35 bucks for the whole deal.

>> No.15037817

>>15037805
Hiatus

>> No.15037855
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15037855

>tfw kitsoviet will never write another story involving monstergirl soldiers
>tfw you will never get ravaged by a MG sailor on shore leave

>> No.15037860

>>15037855
Why not?

>> No.15037863

>>15037855
>>15037860
This.

>> No.15037870
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>>15037860
because he's working on a story now, and i'd rather that he write what he wants to write about

never say never though

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Scottish Drow y/n.

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>>15037855
>tfw Kitsoviet will never finish his Journalist rewrite
>he will never expand on the Soviet Fluffy Tails setting
baka desu senpai

>> No.15037883

>>15037874
They just look like normal brown chicks.

>> No.15037892

>>15037874
This is why no one takes Scotland seriously.

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15037894

>>15037883
Same guy, I think. More elfy.

>> No.15037896

>>15037769
>Molest-and-dashing someone with a prehensile tail like three times longer than your body.

You're almost as bad as that one anon who thought he could sexually harass a centaur without consequences, despite them being six times your average guy's bodyweight in sheer muscle.

You better hope you can make her ahego or pass out, otherwise you lose.

>> No.15037900

>>15037855
did he ded?

>> No.15037908

>>15037900
He just posted http://pastebin.com/9uu2Widj yesterday anon.

>> No.15037915

>>15037874
>>15037894
Wew baby.

>> No.15037918

>>15037896
that's why it is a challenge, Anon, it's not like we are molesting Alps in here.

We are going for the brutal difficulty, to molest a MG that can outsmart or outstrenght you should be a fine art that only the craziest of Anons should pull.

>> No.15037919

>>15037817
I wish I could come back from hiatus but six months of no good ideas and no real help from any "friends" isn't much of a boosto.

>> No.15037933

>>15037918
I want to systematically molest all the Shirohebi (and the Ryu, of course) in a shrine one at a time, until I get them all waifu'd, and turn the shrine into one giant snek mating ball.

>> No.15037935 [DELETED] 

>>15037870
I want a tubby nerd hound to fluster!

>> No.15037951

>>15037870
This artist can draw some fine shit.

>> No.15037952

>>15037935
what if she gets her older delinquent sister to bully you back?

>> No.15037958

>>15037952
Then form a bully chain, since her sister bullies you, you bully her imouto more.

>> No.15037959

>>15037894
>You'll never have three Elf wives
>You'll never get one pregnant
>The other two will never go back and forth between being happy that their family is growing and jealous that they're not pregnant as well
>They'll never guzzle fertility drugs and make you inseminate them

>> No.15037964

>>15037774
I don't know, is their a way for this cute yandere Shirohebi to prove that her love for me is not just looks or semen, just want to make sure that her love is true?

>> No.15037967 [DELETED] 

>>15037952
I'm not bullying her, I'm just getting her flustered.
Commenting on her hair, calling her cute, giving her the occasional pat on the head.

Still, if she feels the need to call in her tall, muscled sister then oneechan is getting an oil massage till it sizzles

>> No.15037968

>>15037806
Fucking nice
I would probably commission something but looks like he closed commissions and focusing on his seaport-hime game

>> No.15037970

>>15037958
But what if her sister has her group of delinquent MGs gangbully you for hours until you become their bullyslut?

>> No.15037977

>>15037970
Hold the chubby imouto as hostage and tell them i will ruin her for marriage if they don't back off.

>> No.15037983

>>15037964
What would happen if you actually question a Shirohebi's love like that? what kind of lenghts would she go to prove her love for you is real?

>> No.15037984

>>15037933
>>15037918

I want to bully a Shirohebi playing sleep like this. Possibly with more molesting or tickling to break her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqjW4VM1xdE

>> No.15037985

>>15037968
Yeah he's not taking any new commissions until after friday the 8th.

>> No.15038002 [DELETED] 

>>15037977
Cumflate the nerd hound!

>> No.15038005

>>15037983
Really all she has to do is join me when I'm playing games, watching shows, and swimming. Also her telling me all the things she likes about me is a good way to prove it, things like personality and things we did together, I like her and am only doing this to see if her love is true and genuine. Also having conversations about are passions and simple cuddle sessions are great ways to prove her love to me as well.

>> No.15038015

>tfw nerdhound was the best thing I helped create
>didn't even write about her
Tis an odd feel.

>> No.15038019

>>15038005
Careful, it's a Shirohebi we are talking about, she may not react with the usual reactions, she may end up actually having doubts about it and going yandere on herself.

>> No.15038020

>>15037985
That's good desu
I want the game ASAP

>> No.15038022

>>15038002
POUND the HOUND

>> No.15038024

>>15037970
>>15037977
>>15038002
>>15038015
>Bullying a nerdhound acceptable
>Having a subwoofer unacceptable

/mgt/ is weird.

>> No.15038032

>>15038024
>Subwoofer
I see what you did there.

>> No.15038033

>>15038015
Yeah well, that one degenerate P'Orc lover never delivered

>> No.15038035

>>15038024
Subwoofer?

>> No.15038039 [DELETED] 

>>15038022
Keep going till she'd she's ahegoing and looks pregnant!
Then keep going till she is!

>>15038024
>subwoofer
Hah!

>> No.15038040

>>15038019
How does she go yandere on herself, because I don't want her to be hurting herself because that would make me sad. Also what reactions should I suspect, because I just want to know I can trust her and that she loves me for more than looks that's all.

>> No.15038041

>>15038033
Would have posted it if i had the pic, Anon.

>> No.15038046

>>15038035
Submissive hellhound

>> No.15038052

>>15038046
Why would anyone want that?

>> No.15038055

>>15038024
>subwoofer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIgfiSzCy1o

>> No.15038057

>>15038052
You mean why would anyone want a bullyable hellhound? Same diff.

>> No.15038062

>>15038052
People who want to see a hellhound in a cute kimono serving you tea. Or people who want to see a hellhound in a naked apron asking if anon wants dinner, a bath or them

>> No.15038067

>>15038057
>>15038062
Just paint a Kobold black.

>> No.15038072
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>> No.15038077

>>15038072
What is she going to do on the bed?

>> No.15038079

>>15038067
a kobold is fine.

>> No.15038084

>>15038062
I'll take three!

Also, eating grilling food off a naked hellhound as a platter when?

>> No.15038095

>>15038084
nyotaimori hellhound?

I doubt she has the patience to sit there and wait for you to finish your meal.

>> No.15038098

>>15038084
>the hellhound can be used to keep the food warm

>> No.15038099

>>15038079
A Kobold is always fine.

>> No.15038101

>>15038095
Tell her she can have reipu if she's a good girl.

>> No.15038107

>>15038095
>she will never release her pent up lust on you after you've finished "eating" her
It hurts.

>> No.15038113
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Nerds will be bullied and molested.

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>>15038113
Do not bully the dweebs, they're quite sensitive creatures and will likely cry if you do

>> No.15038117

>>15038113
Yeah, starting with the manticores that talk rather than act.

>> No.15038119

>>15038113
Do Manticores have sensitive chests?

>> No.15038121
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>>15038099
kobold the best

>> No.15038123

>>15038067
I think I finally understand.

I shall set a kobold on fire and watch her turn crispy black, just like a hellhound, but I guess she wouldn't be so gentle after her transformation, right?

>> No.15038124

>>15038113
Like that Manticore for instance, along with her smug friends.

>> No.15038126

>>15038113
The only way to de-smug and make a Manticore blush is to confess to her on the school rooftop as the sun sets.

>> No.15038130
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Sheep titties.

>> No.15038131

>>15038123
>This is what a domfag is like.

>> No.15038134

>>15038121
They are so damned adorable and affectionate.
I'd give her belly-rubs and ear-scratches until she tackles me and begs me to bear my children.

>> No.15038135

>>15038130
That lewd, trouble-making Goat is at it again.

>> No.15038138

>>15038134
We truly need more Kobold stories.

>> No.15038142

>>15038138
indeed!

>> No.15038143

>>15038138
Kobolds a shit, Hellhounds are better.

>> No.15038144

>>15038138
Soon anon, soon. I promise.

>> No.15038145

>>15038143
hey man hellhounds are alright in my book but I like kobold more

>> No.15038146

>>15038138
Well, when kobolddaughterufag stops shitposting and starts writing, we might get something. Until then we'll have to make do with... that french poodle greentext I guess? All I can think of.

>> No.15038153 [DELETED] 

Hellbolds! The kobold/hellhound hybrids!

>> No.15038155
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>>15038145
This, Kobolds are easier to take to a Dog Park than Hellhounds.

>> No.15038157

>>15038153
So a slightly warmer Wolfu?

>> No.15038159

>>15038153
YOUR A MADMAN!

>> No.15038160

>>15038153
The most neutral girls ever.

>> No.15038163 [DELETED] 

>>15038157
Yep, with big, happy smiles and little flaming eyes

>> No.15038166 [DELETED] 

>>15038159
They say madness and genius are two sides of the same coin.

>>15038160
With black skin/fur and kobold like demeanors!

>> No.15038169

>>15038166
I want to rub a Hellbold's belly!

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>>15038113
I wanna lewd bully alps with a manticore.

>> No.15038175

>>15038153
Does the Hellbound have flame eyes?

>> No.15038177

>>15038174
>You will never team up with a Manticore to form a Bully Duo, bullying nerdy Humans and Monsters alike.

>> No.15038179 [DELETED] 

>>15038169
I'm sure she'd only love it more if it had pups in it

>>15038175
Yep, blue, green, and red being the most common

>> No.15038184

>>15038174
I wanna lewd bully manticores with a alp.

>> No.15038186

>>15038184
I just want to lewd bully a manticore by myself by cuntteasing her.
Just constantly engineering situations that would lead to us having sex and then leaving.
I want her to get frustrated enough to rape me.

>> No.15038202

>>15038186
Then you would turn the tables on her just before she raped you and cunteased her like never before?

>> No.15038213

>>15038113
>Manticore Bully swaggers down the hallway.
>Everyone steps back.
>She looks at you.
>Oh come on, not today.
>Without saying anything, she smirks and shoves you into a locker.
>She walks away, leaving you inside to miss class.
>"H-Heh, she got you too huh?"
>You realize your pressed up against that short, flat-chested Nerdhound in the locker.
>"L-Looks like we'll be in here for a while, Do you want to talk about Ancient Greek history?"
>This is going to be a long schoolday.

>> No.15038218

>>15038213
That must be a big locker.

>> No.15038219 [DELETED] 

>>15038213
>not lifting the latch and escaping.

It's like no one looked at how their locker worked.

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Y'know, if pic-related was more unkempt, colored brown, and given a poncho she'd look just like an updated version of Chupa-chan.

>> No.15038230

>>15038213
Too bad it wasn't the claustrophobic lamia in there like last time. She squeezes real tight.

>> No.15038231

>>15038213
But I like History. I'll talk about it with her.

>> No.15038234

>>15038218
For you.

>> No.15038241

>>15038213
>You will never discuss the intrincacies of ancient greek politics with a flat-chested nerdhound.
Why even go to school anymore?

>> No.15038242
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>MFW imagining Basilisk villages
>MFW in the ultimate form of intimacy, both them and their husbands wear masks. The wives to cover their eyes, the husbands to cover their entire face but the eyes
>MFW only they know what each other actually looks like, a secret they share in the bedroom between each other
>MFW if I take that off will you die?

>> No.15038251

>>15038242
It would be extremely painful.

>> No.15038252

>>15038242
That's a cute idea.

>> No.15038257

>>15038242
Do the husbands get to have their masks custom tailored like their waifus? This is important.

>> No.15038262

>>15038213
>not opening the locker from the inside freeing both of you
>not having a cute nerdhound hero worship you

>> No.15038271

>>15038257
Their wives make the masks for them, using only their sense of touch to form what they believe best represents their husband's character to them.

>> No.15038273

>>15038262
I like the way you think, for then you proceed to head pat and cuddle her, asking if she's like to continue that talk about Ancient Greek history or not. She may no have the biggest bust but her brain and her heart are better in return, never let her think for a minute she isn't a cutie.

>> No.15038283

>>15038262
You know what the best part of that is besides godlike cuddling?
That Manticore is going to be super pissed that some flat nerd she shoved in a locker managed to win the heart of the guy she was trying to seduce.

>>15038273
Don't forget that she might have a great ass.

>> No.15038289

>>15038242
>>15038271
Wow, I actually really like this as an idea. It's not really often that I see talk about monstergirl culture beyond sex and all that boring stuff, but that sounds pretty interesting.

>> No.15038298

>>15038271
Would there at least be eyeholes to see out of, or do their husbands attain Daredevil-tier senses?

>> No.15038310

>>15038283
Indeed she does have a nice ass which is a nice bonus to an already great girl, but in the end the nerdhound won my heart with her lovely personality and huge amounts of intellect, something the manticore bully wishes she had. For the nerdhound she also showed genuine interest in me and m personality, while also having a very humble nature that's made her as wise as she is smart. Are cuddle sessions of learning History has not only made us smart, but created a strong relationship that manticore will forever have to live without, angry she never treat me nicely.

>> No.15038314

>>15038298
The idea is that the mask covers everything but the eyes.

>> No.15038321

>>15038298
>>15038242

>> No.15038335

>>15038310
That Manticore is going to have to go home and think about the fact that the guy who she's had her eyes on is not only with that nerdhound, but is likely going to be slapping his balls against her ass daily very soon.
She's going to have to re-evaluate her life and maybe pay a little more attention to that one human underling she's got that's been with her since day one.

>> No.15038340

>>15038271
>Makes you a mask that looks like a Gundam
>Asks you if you want to roleplay one night
>Calls you Amuro
>Asks you to call her Sayla

>> No.15038352

>>15038340
Is there anything better than a nerdy monstergirl?
I don't think so.

>> No.15038363

>>15038335
She should, for it's sometimes does closest that we think the least about. The poor underling who gets hurt and abused, clinging to hope that one day she turns over a new leaf. He know he should leave her, but this heart and optimism tell him that without him she would be broken and unable to do anything. She should go over and hug him as she cries about all the bad things she's one to him, meanwhile he see that she's truly a lost girl and that she's actually thankful for him being the only person to hang around with her.

>> No.15038367 [DELETED] 

>>15038352
A tubby, nerdy dragon with encyclopedic knowledge on heroes?
I'd be friends with her.
And utterly surprised when she shows up after college as a ten foot tall Titan of muscle that asks for my hand in marriage because I was her first male friend before puberty hit.

>> No.15038369

>>15038367
>spoiler
ruined.

>> No.15038375

>>15038367
>>15038352
I'd rather a NEET than a nerd.

>> No.15038380

>>15038367
I'd prefer the busty /fit/ Hellhound jock who is secretly a huge gaming nerd and is embarrassed about the size of her game collection.
Also the fact that she has costumes of her favorite gaming heroines that she sometimes fantasizes about getting fucked in.

>> No.15038396 [DELETED] 

>>15038369
Just changing it up.
I'd be equally fine with her staying a tiny, tubby dragon that lives hero play.

>>15038380
That is nice too

>> No.15038418
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>tfw reading kitsoviet's new story
>conflicted if I want more sang or more soldier kitsune
goddamn it, it doesn't help that i keep picturing sang like pic related

>> No.15038420
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>be student at Monster Girl City University
>men are outnumbered by monsters 20 to 1 but hey they're practically paying you to study here
>constantly dodging rape attempts, but somehow you stay paladin pure up untill the second semester of sophomore year
>unfortunately now one of your classes is overflow in the music hall
>you hate the music hall
>anywhere else you can activity avoid rape, but in there monsters who specialize in musical seduction can get a man without even trying, all they have to do is practice their music
>can hardly walk through the halls without poping a painful boner
>one day your walking through the halls when you hear the most beautiful song of the entire semester
>your drawn to the sound, erection straining against your pants
>the noise was coming from behind the door of a practice room, you throw the door open and view the music's source
>a gandharva sat in the corner of the practice room, playing her strange stringed instrument. A look of shock shot across her face when you barged in, but her face quickly turned into a smirk one she realized what had happened
>"are you a fan? come here and i'll give you a private show..."

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http://i.imgur.com/Ue7nMmb.png

She stuck the landing

>> No.15038425

>>15038421
I was wondering where you went senpai, good to see you're not dead.

Bird is cute.

>> No.15038430

>>15038420
>>15038421
Two lovely birds in close proximity, how wonderful.

>> No.15038433
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you guys come up with that hellhound proof ice cream yet?

>> No.15038434

>>15038425
I have been pretty much inactive here lately, I'll try to take requests once I get some stuff off my backlog

>> No.15038435

>>15038421
Glad to see that you're getting the hang of butts.

>> No.15038437

>>15038434
Kewl.

>> No.15038439

>>15038418
We all want to be taken in by a soldier monstergirl as a spoil of war.

>> No.15038440

>>15038420
Not yet and why have me come here, better not try anything funny. I guess I should ask who are you and can I trust you?

>> No.15038441

>>15038434
I wonder, how well do you fare with chibi and stylized stuff?

>> No.15038447

>>15038439
But I want a cute and slutty fluffy girlfriend. soldiers are too tough and boyish

>> No.15038451

>>15038420
He had it coming, not investing in industrial ear protectors.
Oh well, he definitely could have been worse off than a Gandharva.

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>>15038441
Ehhhh

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>>15038447
Well, there's one girl that fits your description to a tee.
>>15038130

>> No.15038462

>>15038454
ha!
cute

>> No.15038463
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>>15038454
That's good enough, though you could benefit from practicing cutesy proportions more.

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>>15038456
Some of the EMGame girls are hit-and-miss, but damn if they didn't hit it out of the park with that Satyr.

What was her name?

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>>15038463
>Persona Q
That game did good for Aigis and Naoto

>> No.15038478

>>15038464
Wasn't it Shire?
Poor girl didn't read the rules when she signed up for the program. She was looking forwards to getting some human dick.
I'm pretty sure that's what her thing is.

>> No.15038479

>>15038420
But I don't like birds.

>> No.15038482

>>15038464
Hostile Jose

>> No.15038485

>>15038433
Here's a temporary solution.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKP6UES3Jsc

>> No.15038492

>>15038433
>>15038485
...Aaaaand here's another.

http://www.saltyseattle.com/2010/11/molecular-gastronomy-hot-ice-cream-true-hot-toddy/

>> No.15038494

>>15038478
Yup.
She doesn't care for the "Can't dick your homestay" rule, and teases the homestay about it on many occasions.
I think one of the cutscenes with her was that she asked the homestay to take her to a lewd doujin store.

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>> No.15038499

>>15038113
>molested
Whoa, I can understand that kids will always bully each other but thats taking a bit too far

>> No.15038505

>>15038464
Her name's Shire

Pixiv-wise she's about as popular as Haru and Liza.

>> No.15038508

>>15038494
>Signed up for homestay to get some D
>Endless sexual teasing to get him to ream her
It's a mad blend of Miia and Rachnee and I love it.

>> No.15038512

>>15038508
Be honest, how quickly would you sign up to test the human/monster marriage thing if Shire was your homestay?

>> No.15038519

>>15038476
Well they are the best girls.

>> No.15038520

>>15038512
I'd pretty much go "Sign me up right now!"

Even if I can't give her the D, fondling and teasing each other should not be illegal.

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>>15038512
Immediately. I don't care if I'm not even eligible for it. I will hold Smith at gunpoint and make her put me on that list if it means I can dick that goat.

Assuming I don't get arrested and she denies me, >>15038520 has the right idea of mercilessly teasing her back.

>> No.15038533

>>15037493
What a cute boss.

>> No.15038535

>>15038433
I'm making this up on an unscientific basis, but why not use liquid nitrogen to cool the ice cream? That way, when major coldness meets major hotness, it's the perfect temperature for her.

>> No.15038540

>>15038520
>>15038522
There's a 99% chance that if you were allowed to dick Shire, she'd want to watch and re-enact your favorite hentai with you.
Would you do it?

>> No.15038544

>>15038533
Reminder to bully alps, even if they're your boss.

>> No.15038553

>>15038544
I want a nonconfrontational, chubby alp to be my boss.
I want to flirt with her and tease her every day

>> No.15038557

>>15038540
I'm into a bit of bondage or nyotaimori, so why not? I'm sure she's a pretty good fuckbuddy.
We can switch dom/sub as required and torturetease each other, then we can settle with a cuddle post coitus.

Her legs are built for grabbing, which is perfect.

>> No.15038564

>>15038540
Now that depends because I have two favorites, either way I'm going to need at least one Holstaur and if we go with the second a milf Holstaur and her daughter.

>> No.15038566

>>15037493
>You'll never manage to get promoted to the head position of your office over that one smug Tanuki in accounting who was so sure she'd get the job.
>You'll never make her your secretary and bend her over your desk while fucking her plump ass and molesting her bushy tail.
>She'll never get addicted to you and end up manipulating events at the company picnic that end with you and her being married.
>She'll never start sneaking under your desk to give you head while you work with heart pupils in her eyes.

I might have a problem now.

>> No.15038572

>>15038352
Mojyo monstergirls.

>> No.15038581
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>> No.15038586

>>15038581
I'm almost afraid to ask, but why is her vagina glowing?

>> No.15038588

>>15038581
>commencing hostilities
>commencing rape
ftfy

>> No.15038589

>>15038581
She has lasers? This is rigged.

>> No.15038590

>>15038581
Stingy eyes?

>> No.15038595

>>15038581
Armoured Core basilisk? Nice. The glowing bits really are quite striking.

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>>15036955

>> No.15038620

I like monstergirls, they are very nice.

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>>15038620
Dude, whoa!

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Requesting Basilisk straddling with no visor on.

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>>15038620
I do to.

>> No.15038636

>>15038553
I'd rather cuddle her after work, she's so soft and cute!

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>>15038620

They're pretty great.

>> No.15038639

>>15038627
If there were any drawfags actively taking requests at the moment, you just might have luck with that.

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>>15038620
They like you too anon.

>> No.15038642

>>15038637
Doesn't that hurt?

>> No.15038643

>>15038636
That would be nice too.
I'd want to massage all of her.

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>>15038620
Me too, do you have a minute to talk about fluffy tails?

>> No.15038646

>>15038639
Honestly, I'm hardly expecting anything.
I'm just throwing it out there hoping somebody sees it.
Just in case.

>> No.15038648

>>15038646
There's always that one guy. You know the one.

>> No.15038650

>>15038642

Doesn't seem like it.

>> No.15038651

>>15038642
Kejourou hair stronk, can lift tanks with ease.

>> No.15038652

>Spooning a lovely, slim anubis priestess in the palace bed
>Holding her light and delicate body in your arms
>Kissing the nape of her neck repeatedly, catching a scent of spice and flowers when you move closer
>Leaning over to kiss the smooth part of her jawline where a human ear would be
>And steadily travelling down her jawline, peppering it with kisses until you're leaning over her, kissing her lips gently and slowly, sometimes a minute or longer without parting mouths
>Gazing into her wolf-like eyes, gleaming and glowing in the dark brighter than gemstones, even as you dance and play with her lips

How would you show the depths of your love for your favourite monstergirl while tucked in bed with her? Besides sex, of course.

>> No.15038657

>>15038651

It might be embarrassing to be carried around so easily by a loli Kejourou

>> No.15038663 [SPOILER] 
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>>15038564
>A MILF Holst and her daughter
My brother?

>> No.15038667

>>15038643
And give her raspberries?

>> No.15038673

>>15038667

That too, although I'd rather give her snacks.

>> No.15038675

>>15038663
Dammit man, I already had to fap today. Don't make me go again!

>> No.15038679

>>15038663
That show is based.

>> No.15038681

>>15038663
Imma need a sauce cause I can't remember the name.

>> No.15038688

>>15038673
While she's the little spoon, you sitting in a chair and her in front, rubbing your dick against her pants, hugging her from behind, and hand feeding her from behind?

>> No.15038692

>>15038640
I want to FUCK that Oni.

>> No.15038693
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>>15038675
You know, anon, If you'd just drink your milk there'd be no problems with your serial masturbatory habits.

Say 'Ahhh.~'

>> No.15038694

>>15038688
Yep.
Sounds perfect.

>> No.15038704

>>15038693
>not giving his holst a vibrator
rookie mistake

>> No.15038709

>>15038681
You can google 'lactation hentai', it's one of the very first results that pops up.

Mother-Daughter Donburi.

>> No.15038716

>>15038652
Well since mine's a beautiful chubby Flowkelp, I'd cuddle up with her and tell her stories about my past, eventually leading up to the point where I meet her. I'd also look into her beautiful eyes and give her head pats, as these simple intimate moments where we just hold one another is my favorite thing to do with her. To show her my love I'd place her head on my chest, allowing her to listen to my heartbeat and feel it playing her favorite tune, a tune that's only for her ears to listen to. I'd also massage her the entire time she's listening, allowing her to enter a world of bliss where she's wrapped up in my arms, her body melting into me as I tell her of not only her outward beauty, but of her inner beauty and amazing personality that I just can't get enough of.

>> No.15038720
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>> No.15038722

>>15038720
What's with the stick, lady?

>> No.15038726

>>15038652
Ear nibbles, I guess.

>> No.15038729

>>15038722
It's a wooden sword, like what Miyamoto Musashi had because he couldn't afford a real one.

>> No.15038730

>>15038704
That's only going to last so long anon. She's going to want the real deal eventually.

>> No.15038741
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>>15038730
I can't just fuck the cow, I have a waifu to tenderly love already

>> No.15038749

Smug fox not so smug after her own prank was used against her.

>> No.15038758

>>15038749
I've been read lots of fairy tales as a kid and the fox never lost.

>> No.15038759

>>15038741
whats wrong with her eyes?

>> No.15038764

>>15038533
Reminder that Alps are for bullying.

That goes for the rest of you too. Grope them on the train, trip them in the corridors, and noogie them when they get frustrated. Bully.

>> No.15038770

>>15038764
Alp lives matter!

>> No.15038771

>>15038627
Seconding this request

>> No.15038778

>>15038771
Well if you insist.

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>>15038749

>> No.15038785

>>15038759
Laser beams.

>> No.15038787

>>15038749
Smug fox not so smug after being fucked repeatedly in the ass.
Now she's just smiling and contented.

>>15038778
I swear to god, if you're who I think you are you'd better not.

>> No.15038789
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>>15038759
Dunno, but she's cuter like this

>> No.15038797

>>15038663
My fucking nigga and didn't know anybody would get that. I'm probably just giving the answer away but the other one I mentioned would be a Holstaur maid.

>> No.15038803

>>15038797
A Victorian maid, I presume?

>> No.15038807

>>15038803
Yup, could literally just put some horns, cow ears, a tail, and some fur, and hooves on her and she's a Holstaur.

>> No.15038809

>>15038741
I'm such a terrible person for wanting a blind waifu.

>> No.15038823
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>>15038787
REJOICE, anonymous. Your wish has been granted!

>> No.15038826

>>15038809
No you're just a cripple fucker.

>> No.15038829

>>15038823
based Alp strikes again.

>> No.15038833
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15038833

I want somebody to do a thing with a perfect humanboy student council president and his prideful lilim vice-president. They secretly like each other but they're both too prideful to make the first move, so they're constantly trying to induce to other to rape, but they both keep getting screwed over by the clueless Titania secretary so neither of them ever get laid!

>> No.15038838
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>>15038807
>Holstaur maid
>Motherly demeanor, gentle voice, and the softest curves in the world
>Get woken up with gentle paizuri
>Glass of milk squeezed in front of me for every meal
>Or just forego the glass and drink from the tap
>Stress-releif blowjob after a long day at work
>Full-body scrubbing after riding me in the tub
>Good night fuck in her lingerie to send me off to sleep
>And despite all the sex, the house is still immaculate

>> No.15038840

>>15038838
Literally a perfect life in my eyes.

>> No.15038848

>>15038726
Just ear nibbles? Nothing else?

>> No.15038851

>>15038848
Hey, I'm better showing appreciation that isn't sex out of bed, you know?

>> No.15038852
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15038852

I just want to have a long night of sensory deprivation sex with a Medusa and Basilisk. Is that so wrong?

>> No.15038853

>>15038764
I'm gonna be the worst bully of all. I'm going to take responsibility.

>> No.15038857

>>15037459
The breasts he draws are just a little bit too big for me

>> No.15038866 [DELETED] 
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15038866

Post the best, lewdest, warmest greentexts please.

>> No.15038867

>>15038866
Dude...

>> No.15038868

>>15038866
Blueboard anon, better delete that quick.

>> No.15038869

>>15038213
>not wanting to spend the day discussing classical history with nerdhound
Literally homosexual, senpai

>> No.15038871

>>15038852
>Basilisk gives both you and the medusa the sex gaze
>Medusa turns both you and the baslisk into conscious stone statues
>Sex-crazed medusa is now getting off on both your rock-hard bodies while you and the baslisk orgasm perpetually stuck in a comfortable stone prison

Hardcore.

>> No.15038874

>>15037870
Nerdhound can't use her eye-flames, because she might char the lenses of her glasses!

What a nerd!

>> No.15038875

>>15038868
Fuck, sorry. Deleted.

>> No.15038882

>>15038634
I can never seen an image of this creature without wanting to pick it up and put it in my lap

>> No.15038883

>>15038640
Obmas?
Is he releasing something again?

>> No.15038885

>>15038882
I can agree 100% percent and add that seeing it not only makes me want to put it in my lap but also give it head pats and cuddle it.

>> No.15038886

>>15038882
see*

>> No.15038888

>>15038866
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9C9OKMyZng

Watch yourself.

>> No.15038891

>>15038605
She's great
I wish she was with the rest of the ripped assets but she's DLC

>> No.15038894

>>15038882
>>15038885
The odd thing is I can't imagine her as anything but an onee-san but I still want to cuddle and spoil her anyways. It's all backwards.

>> No.15038895

I know this isn't /r/, but can someone real quick translate tell me what "tosaku no tako" means?

>> No.15038897

>>15038895
the pleasure of being cummed inside

>> No.15038899

>>15038895
You know Google exists, right?

>> No.15038900

>>15038716
>>15038885
>same anon endlessly talking about head pats

You're doing this on purpose now, aren't you?

>> No.15038901
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15038901

>>15038899
Thanks.

>>15038897
Oh shit, for real?

>> No.15038902

>>15038895
It's basically describing the act of making an alcoholic Mexican dish.
"To sake on the taco."

>> No.15038907

You know what would be nice?
finding a mature lizardwoman/salamder that has seen their fair share of fights and giving her the joy of battle again.

>> No.15038909

>>15038907
Remember that old orc you meet in Skyrim who wants to die in battle?

>> No.15038915

>>15038900
Actually no, even though I do like giving/receiving them along with cuddling I just did it because it felt fitting and cute. Also good on you for being able to connect those two post back to me and being correct, guess I have a way of posting that makes me stand out or seem obvious.

>> No.15038927

>>15038909
never had the chance to play any ES game

>> No.15038931

>>15038909
Dude deserved a warrior's death. I didn't use any magic or trickery when I fought him, just the good old shield and war axe.

>> No.15038933

>>15038927
Well then you probably don't remember him, but he was this old and gray warrior who was sad he hadn't died in battle and that he had to be old now and he asked you to duel him so he'd have a chance at a good death.
I gave it to him, then took all his stuff and turned his corpse into a zombie to practice my magic.
Now go play Morrowind you uncivilized swine!

>> No.15038934
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15038934

What Magic Tricks does your Monster Waifu know?

>> No.15038940

>>15038915
You don't seem to be a native English speaker. You tend to type a lot of cutesy stuff as a reaction to other posts, detailing things you'd do to a girl/girls.
To add onto that, the way you construct sentences is very distinctive. You have a tendency to favour run on sentences where certain tense/grammar errors are more likely to show up the longer a sentence goes on for.

I see all.

>> No.15038945

>>15038934
Feather Fall
Fireball
Create Water

>> No.15038948

>>15038934
She can make my dick disappear.

>> No.15038949

>>15038934
She's a sword swallower.
If you catch my drift.

>> No.15038953

>>15038949
I think I do. She should be careful not to cut herself.

>> No.15038957

>>15038934
Tensra's expanding breasts.

>> No.15038960

>>15038934
Levitation would be a neat trick for her to have. Then again, I'm biased, seeing as how I have a huge fetish for that.

>> No.15038964

>>15038907
I would love to see one lose themselves in battle as the fight continues. I would be lost in the fight with her and spend the day in baeutitful battle high insanity

>> No.15038965
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15038965

You have no excuse.

Especially you, waifufags.

>> No.15038968

>>15038940
Indeed you the nail on the head and Funny enough, I actually am an English speaker and you're are also correct as I do tend to use run on sentences a lot. I do tend to do cutesy reactions to post because I like the idea of doing romantic, more normal relationship type things with monster girls other than pure sex.

>> No.15038974

>>15038964
And that anon, is truly how love can bloom on the battlefield.

>> No.15038976

>>15038965
Is that really all the same guy?

>> No.15038979

I bet cyclopes are hypersensitive to their fetishes.

Err, what I mean is, if you whispered "slut" in a Cyclops's ear, I bet she'd gasp and get all squirmy.

>> No.15038982
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>>15038979
She'd expect much more than that though.

>> No.15038983

>>15038976
Yes. He fucking loves Ran, to the point where he got good drawing her so he could draw her even better.

He's making the waifufags look like lazy casuals.

>> No.15038985

>>15038983
Damn. I need to step up my game now. Prepare for threadly Black Dragons.

>> No.15038990

>>15038985
I sincerely hope you're not just saying that.

>> No.15038995

>>15038990
I do have a Bamboo drawing board that I got years ago as a present and have never used.
This is a frightful concept.

>> No.15039000

>>15038965
I actually have several excuses.
I'm too busy with schoolwork and getting a job.
My arms are jittery and I can't draw a straight line to save my life.
I'm not really interested in drawing.
I'm fucking lazy.

>> No.15039003

>>15038995
Go Alp go! Become the beautiful drawfag that you're destined to be!

>> No.15039006

>>15039003
The question is, what is the best program?

>> No.15039008

>>15038965
What should I read to git gud?

>> No.15039012
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15039012

Just dropping by

>> No.15039014

>>15039003
That would explain so much. Alp was never destined to be a writefag. The blood of a drawfag flows through his veins! One day, we shall tell newfags the tale of how the great and talented Alp once wasted his time on microscopic updates to a thousand stories instead of developing his artistic skills.

>> No.15039015

>>15039008
What, for drawing?

>> No.15039020

>>15039015
Yeah

>> No.15039024

>>15039006
No idea.

>> No.15039025

>>15039012
What is she?

>> No.15039027

>>15039014
>Alp becomes a renowned comic book artist
>makes Monster Girl graphic novels

>> No.15039033

>>15039025
Demon Lord

>> No.15039058

>>15038982
Bully hypersensitive cyclopes when you accidentally bump into them in public.

>"Hey, dork. How're you doing?"

"W-w-what did you just call me?" She gasps after stuttering out a pathetic murmur. Anon puts a gentle hand to her cheek, before leaning in to her ear.

>"I called you a dork. Did that really excite you?"

He whispers. The Cyclops's eyes widen. "I..." She can't seem to catch her breath. Her knees buckle from weakness. Still, Anon's assault is relentless.

>"Are you some kind of slut?"

"A sl-" she covers her mouth. With her last ounce of strength, she clings to Anon's chest. "Again." She pants, "Please, call me that again."

Anon probably doesn't know this, but once a Cyclops latches on, there's no shaking her. She won't let go until you give her the abuse she craves.

>> No.15039066

>>15039058
But how do I abuse her after she gets big? Cyclops grows up to be giantess-size.

>> No.15039073

>>15039006
You can't really go wrong with something like Paint Tool SAI. It's not impossible to use GIMP or Photoshop, but they're not actually drawing programs, strictly speaking. I think there's some program out there called MangaDraw or something, which people seem to like too.

>>15039020
If you look around, the most prevalent answer you'll get, at least on /ic/, will basically just be "LOOMIS".
As in, Andrew Loomis. I actually got his "Fun With a Pencil Book" about three months ago. I have to say, it's actually great.
This is a guy who knows how to teach a person to draw, and not just how to teach someone how to copy a drawing step-by-step. The book is great for the absolute beginner, to the point where the only requirement is that you can draw a rough circle.

>But I can't even draw a rough circle!

You'd be surprised how often absolute beginners have this problem, and it's nothing to be ashamed about. One of the things about drawing is that physical experience and muscle memory are key. When people get discouraged, it's because their experience falls short of their expectation. Even if you've done the studying, and have the knowledge of exactly what to draw, and how to draw it, if you physically don't have the experience in your hand, you're still not going to be able to pull off what you see in your head.
It's like the difference between trying to draw something obscenely simple like a circle or straight line with your left hand and your right hand. Unless you're ambidextrous, your non-dominant hand is just going to suck at it way worse. That's the difference which physical practice actually makes.

Anyway, I'm going on a tangent here.
Basically, if you're an absolute beginner, and you can't draw a circle, that's okay. Just practice.
(Although I'm pretty sure the book says if you can't draw a circle, using a cup or s coin is just fine too. How about that?)

>> No.15039079

>>15039066
>Cyclops grows up to be giantess-size.
Unless you count 9 feet tall to be a giantess that's not really true.
And she'll find a way to get what she craves from you.

>> No.15039080

>>15039073
I'm going to improve myself now! Thank you anon!

>> No.15039092

>>15039027
I'd still bully him

>> No.15039095

>>15039092
Tungsten?

>> No.15039113

>>15039095
Manganese

>> No.15039121

>>15039080
You're welcome. Just remember, it's down to you, the pencil, and the paper.

If you want to get good, programs won't help you and new tablets won't help you.
When you're still getting the basics down, all it takes is brute forcing yourself through the process of making lines on paper, and understanding that it's okay to fail.
There is no point where you will look at what you've drawn and suddenly find that you've "become good", because that doesn't happen. It's a process. There's no line you cross to where you rank up as an artist, but you will always be getting better.

Practice doesn't make perfect, because perfection doesn't exist.
But going out of your comfort zone, trying new things, new styles and techniques, will make you better. Even if you fail. Especially if you fail, just as long as you're pushing and expanding your own boundaries and horizons.

>> No.15039122

>>15039113
Cantonese.

>> No.15039123

>>15039113
Arsenic.

>> No.15039128

>>15039121
Dude don't waste your time making fun of Alp, that's just mean.

>> No.15039152

>>15039121
this post reminds me of a youtube video I saw one time

>> No.15039153

>>15039128
Oh, I was replying to Alp?

In that case, Alp, ignore everything I said, because you'll never amount to anything.
My advice only applies to people who aren't rubes or squares.

>> No.15039155

>>15039153
>rubes or squares
Talking to him in his own language, impressive.

>> No.15039164

>>15039152
Then we've probably watched the same video, because that advice I'm talking about is stuff which I've (mostly) internalised from other sources.
It's a mix of advice which has absolutely struck home for me, and my own thoughts and experiences while rigorously practicing my own drawing.

>> No.15039178

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please consider joining up with an exposition to a forgotten island where an ancient kakuren of impeccable size and strength is said to live.

Taller than most men and able to tear out tree trunks with her fists, you will go to capture her and bring her back.

Spoiler alert...She's actually got a husband and what you actually find is her oldest daughter that's slightly smaller and has slightly less muscle but is single.

>> No.15039186

>>15037399
>Orcas are MG idols
>Perfect Blue flashbacks
I want to be the anchor to keep Orca san in the realm of reality.

>> No.15039187

>>15039178
>exposition
You mean expedition?

>> No.15039189

>>15039186
And I want to be her creepy stalker!

>> No.15039192

>>15039187
No, this is the exposition for the expedition.
shush, it's sleepy and I'm late.

>>15039186
That would be nice, it's difficult being an idol like that and she'd need someone normal to keep her life in check.
Would you let her give you a private performance?

>> No.15039210

>>15038652
Consuming media with Oomukade waify. Slowly but steadily start my massage towards her, start going on tangents and work and work my way into having my comfy life with her.

All I ask is for a peaceful life.

>> No.15039219

>>15039189
Back off hoe she's not into you!
>>15039192
I'd be perfectly fine with that. I'd like that actually, the idea of having her sing in her imperfect way, her way, her dance, her song. Even though it's temporary, it's not something I want to end.

>> No.15039225

>>15039219
I imagine the private show would be a love song she wrote for you and only for you.
It wouldn't flow as well as the other songs she does and it isn't as well practiced but it would be one of the few she wants to sing.

Just remember that if you take her purity and anyone finds out then her life as an idol is over.

>> No.15039235

>A 9 tailed Kitsune will never demand you give her a child per tail

>> No.15039248
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>>15039235
>Not giving her child nine tails instead

>> No.15039255

>>15039235
That would be nice but I'd rather have a vampire ask me to help continue her bloodline.
Fidgeting and her normally steel gaze softening would be nice.

>> No.15039264

>>15039235
Kitsunes are great. I'd adore living in a forest shrine with one.

>> No.15039274

>>15039264
Living in an MG forest would be nice if you had the skills to chase them off if they got agressive or were respected enough that they wouldn't try to attack you.

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>>15039255
Even if your vampirfu looks like this one?

>> No.15039277

>>15039058
The Cyclops persuades Anon to visit her apartment. As Anon steps through the door, the Cyclops slams the door behind him, snapping shut nine deadbolts before darting a rabid look in his direction. Spittle trails from the corner of her mouth as she drags Anon by the wrist into her bedroom.

At least, it was a bedroom. The interior has been set up to look more like a prison than a place to rest. The hungry Cyclops digs around inside a rusty bin for a moment before pulling out a pair of handcuffs, and returning to Anon like a pup playing fetch. She fidgets with her toy for a moment before working up the courage to ask Anon to tie her up any way he wants.

is that how you do it

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>>15039248
>When a Kitsune walks past with her big fluffy tails.

>> No.15039281

>>15039275
Even if she's a tiny, flat chested one like that.
She'll either grow into her body, get some magic to reveal her true form, or I'll tell her it doesn't matter and just impregnate her regardless.

>> No.15039284

>>15039225
I can see how much she cares, she can see that in me I care too. And yet, her dream is the exact thing that keeps us from being close. I can't feel her hands without worry of accusations of defiling fans' waifu, I can't talk to her without having to sound and act like her personal guard, I can't even give an ounce of affection anywhere, without worry that someone, somewhere will find out and it'll all be over for her. I'm always going to be team Her and I'll always support her, it's just; sometimes I wish we can just be and have everyone be okay with that. I don't think that's wrong, why would it be wrong to show how happy we can be?

>> No.15039296

>>15039284
Well, I'm sure it would end her idol career but a heartfelt confession of love to you during the last show of a long tour would probably give her a large amount of fans in whatever career she goes into next.

>> No.15039306

>>15039274
That sounds pretty fun. Monstergirls try to sneak into your cabin while you sleep to rape you. The next morning, the monstergirl's friends come out of their den, to find her trussed up and hogtied, wrapped up in a blanket after her failed attempt at trying to win you over.
Living in (mostly) perfect harmony with the forest, animals and monstergirls.

At least until a wolfgirl manages to enter into a stalemate with you, her wit and strength just enough that she can square off with you, without ever winning or losing.

>> No.15039391

http://i.imgur.com/9HRw26f.webm
>Cub daughteru will never pounce at you between the shelves of a book stand like a ninja

>> No.15039402

>>15039391
Cute.

But foxes will always be cuter.

https://vine.co/v/iwKm6wppIIH

>> No.15039405

>>15039391
Hark! A wild beast has entered the house!

>> No.15039411

>>15039164
Which drawfag are you?

>> No.15039413

>>15039402
>Hahaha Onii-chan
>hahaha ha haaaaaaaah I'm tired

>> No.15039425

>>15039413
Laughing to the point of mutual exhaustion with a little fox-girl would pretty wonderful.

>> No.15039471
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15039471

Look out, it's a fat cuddle cat!

>> No.15039478

>>15039471
Why has her head been copied and slightly offset over the image?

>> No.15039482

>>15039471
I'm not worried, I have a curvy cuddlehound for protection

>> No.15039487
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15039487

>>15039482
Like this curvy?

>> No.15039492

>>15039487
Yes.
>It's not fat, it's muscle!

>> No.15039497

>>15039492
>Kingpingonly2%ofmybodyweightisfat.jpg

>> No.15039500

Well, while Loen's is in the work, i just got my 7th Miia daki done by one of the other drawfags here

I'm really happy with how it turned out, and just to see more art from him in general as it's been awhile



The picture is too big to post here, so here it is rehosted
https://my.mixtape.moe/nxkyfe.jpg


I hope you all like it

>> No.15039501

>>15039492
With a hellhound, I don't think it'd make much difference. They'd still probably be able to lift a car.

>> No.15039506

>>15039500
Crayon? Huh. Well. Snakepit grows.

>> No.15039508

>Emperor of the human empire let's his one and only son lead an army to conquer an adjacent monster realm
>Being surrounded by sweaty, muscled soldiers and mamono mana makes the prince alp
>She becomes a traitor and sets up her entire army to be wiped and caught
>As thanks, the monster realm make her queen
>The Emperor hears a distorted version of the story and goes berserk
>He sends the entire empire's army to save his son
>The Alp queen was ready for this and her kingdom manages to stop the empire's advance
>The Emperor is caught and sent to the queen
>He still doesn't know that the queen is his son, but he does know that monsters love men
>"My queen, I apologize for my barbarous conduct, I was blinded by love, the true goal of this invasion was to force you into marriage with me, please accept my burning passion."
>The Alp queen collapses after hearing her father's confession
>After clearing all the misunderstandings, and a lot of diplomatic talks, the human empire and the monster realm peacefully fused
>No incestuous relationships took place within the royal castle

>> No.15039509

>>15039500
Loving those buttcheeks.

>> No.15039516

>>15039508
Whatever you say, Daddy-O!

>> No.15039518

>>15039500
He has really improved lately. I've never really liked how skinny he makes waists though.

>> No.15039520

>>15039500
>is wearing the ring

>> No.15039531

>>15039520
Oh wow, you're right. It's details like that which seperate Crayonfag from just some fag with a crayon.

>> No.15039533

>>15039508
>No incestuous relationships took place within the royal castle
Oh thank GOD! I thought we are gonna have an Oedipus in here.

>> No.15039542

>>15039533
>Oedipus
You mean Electra.

>> No.15039547

I claim this thread in the name of Wurm

>> No.15039550

>>15039542
Does your son become your daughter when he Alps? Maybe.. Maybe..

>> No.15039554

>>15039547
Oh yeah? So what's Wurm's name?

>> No.15039564

>>15039508
>being surrounded by monstergirls and the fundamental phenomemon that they produce causes men to alp
>Monstergirls who try to fuck men actively produce a substance that turn men into transvestite abominations
>Thanks to KC trying to account for gays in the most hamfisted way possible, we now have the third worst thing to come out of MGE, and it actively shits in the face of monstergirls' universal goal

Fuck KC.

>> No.15039569

>>15039564
But you can't Alp if you're not a faggot so it's fine.
You ARE straight, aren't you anon?

>> No.15039571

>>15037285
Well, there's art of...someone, doing that.

>> No.15039574

>>15039564
Dude, you only alp if you're a faggot. It's one of the only good things mamano mana does.

>> No.15039580

>>15039564
Exposure to all those dick bananas and cum flavored ice creams the monstergirls eat has made him question himself.
"select all images with bananas" DAMN YOU SUCCUVIRUS

>> No.15039584

>>15039571
You mean the lich art, where she's using a magical dildo? I saw that one.

Unless there's a completely different piece of nightmare art you're talking about. In which case, link please.

>> No.15039586

>>15039500
How did you even find him?

>> No.15039589

>>15039586
Cherokee tracker?

>> No.15039597

>>15039584
Nope, exactly the one you're thinking of.

Centaur Reach-Around Groping is just so obvious though, you'd think there would be more of it. Yet all I can really think of is that, and Okayado's stuff.

>> No.15039611

>>15039586
He's around

He's always here

He's reading our posts right now

>> No.15039638
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>>15039597
Yeah, I've not really seen anything with centaur groping from behind outside of EMG either, which is kind of a shame. I guess from a porn/doujin perspective, there's not much of an opportunity for a guy to have his dick stimulated in that situation.
Between that, and the whole "girls can get a sexual thrill from riding horses" thing, you don't really see a guy in that position getting any sort of pleasure in return.

More people should comission nightmare art, at least. They can be cute.

Also, say what you will about that lich and nightmare picture, but the lich's face in the versions without the magical-feedback-dildo always get me. Something about that dumb pouty face juxtaposed in that particular situation just makes me want to laugh.

>> No.15039646

>>15039611
Are you saying that he lives on in our hearts?

>> No.15039649

>>15039646
No I'm saying he's a stalker

>> No.15039674
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I have been doing nothing but looking at videos of foxes and fennecs for the last half hour.

Send help.

>> No.15039686

>>15039674
You want more vids? Also that's a very happy looking subfox.

>> No.15039688

>>15039674
Sounds like you need 3 doses of mofu a day for 2 months straight

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>>15039674
Help is on the way.

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15039699

Tell me monster grill general if you can...

What monster would be able to do the best lead singer cover of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxnN05vOuSM&nohtml5=False

Hard Mode: Name the monsters who'd best fit in all the roles.

>> No.15039711

>>15039638
Makes me sad that out of the two, possibly three nightmare images that are lewd in any way that all of them are yuri in some way. Although I don't mind the one with the Lich.

Talking of Nightmares, I like to imagine that after a while as a couple the form she takes in her dreams starts to look more like their real selves since they know their appearance is attractive to their husband.

>> No.15039718

>>15039699
Hellhound, she has hell in her name and happens to be a beast type.

>> No.15039727

>>15039554
Wurm

>> No.15039731

>>15039727
Wurm?

>> No.15039736

>>15039699
Those tails. Those glorious tails.
I want to get thrown in a subway car with a dozen foxes of that level, challenged to find my way to the next car before falling into the mofuverse.

>> No.15039741

>>15039699
A Ghoul-girl named Eddie

>> No.15039744

>>15039731
Yes

>> No.15039745

>>15039711
That's because they were all commissioned by the same yurifag. Duh.

>> No.15039746

>>15039731
Aye.

>> No.15039753

>>15039744
>>15039746
I want a Wurm to try and communicate with an Onyx.

>> No.15039757

>>15039745
'S not my fault no one else seems to want to commission art of a great girl.

That all my visual ideas in that regard are yuri, and all my straight ideas are stories while I lack the drive to write, however, that is my fault.

>> No.15039765

>>15039753
Anon, no! If you put a Wurm and an Onyx in the same habitat the Wurm will kill and eat the Onyx!

>> No.15039771

>>15039765
But Onyx is made of rock. Wurm's teeth will go dull if she eats rock.

>> No.15039772

>>15039765
I hear they're remarkably tender.

Until you evolve them to Steelix, ruins the flavor.

>> No.15039794

>>15039771
You're underestimating the durability of a Wurm's mouth, they can practice giving a blowjob with a pile driver

>> No.15039801

>>15039771
Wurm coils around the Onyx and crushes its individual body segments into small, easy to digest fragments. It's a terrible way to die.

>> No.15039808

>>15039801
>>15039794
I always assumed Wurm was friendly to weaker life forms.

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>>15039711
I like that idea. That as you get to know her, she slowly goes from looking completely human, to having her horse legs in a biped form, to actually looking like her true self. That's sweet.

>>15039757
You really haven't written anything in a long time, have you? Actually looking at your page, you released your last thing in January of last year.

Wow.

>> No.15039816

>>15039808
She usually is, but Onyx is her natural prey.

>> No.15039820

>>15039816
Fine then. I'm going to dump a Wurm in the same habitat with a Psyduck then.

>> No.15039831

>>15039820
That's a much better idea, Wurm and Psyduck get along just fine.

It's kind of weird watching them though. They never interact in any way. It's almost like they think the other is just an inanimate part of the scenery.

>> No.15039833

>>15039831
In their minds they soar through heights unimaginable to us.

>> No.15039848

>>15039810
>January of last year.
Well, last thing I wrote to satisfactory conclusion. There are a few things I have unlisted. Couple stories begun but far from finished, couple short-blurbs written in a hurry for fun little writing contests that I'd like to go back and redo, and then one greentext I did that I thought came out pretty nicely.

Most recent thing was hashed together for the Wiki's writing contest, which I think was just this last January?

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Would you?

>> No.15039872

>>15039871
Y-yes Mastah!

>> No.15039874

>>15039848
Huh, didn't know you wrote for the Wiki contest. I kind of want to see what you wrote now.

>> No.15039898

>>15039874
It was pretty crap. As previously mentioned, I suck at self-motivation, and I slapped together like, 70% or more of it with only a few hours left before the deadline. And it certainly shows.

If you want to give it a read though, be my guest. http://pastebin.com/mYDvb7Ab

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Friendly reminder to never be frugal with your cuddlelove.

>> No.15040082

>>15040043
Stop reminding me I will never cuddle with an Apophis.

;_;

>> No.15040088

>>15040043
Yeti pls stahp
This thread is ded. Let it rest in pieces

>> No.15040114
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This thread is peaceful, its posters kind.

>> No.15040117

>>15040114
that's a fucking lie

>> No.15040122

>>15040117
Don't bully her, she's Wurm-tier naive.

>> No.15040137
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Enty seems to have fucked up their email notification system.

On a better note though, guess what girl has a full resolution art now.

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>>15040082
Don't you just want to lay besides her at night, staring into her eyes which glow faintly in the dark? Don't you want to run your fingers through her hair as she tells you how much she loves you? Don't you want to give her a kiss so she stops ruining the moment by talking about how she wants to put the Pharaoh in stocks for public use?

>> No.15040145

>>15040137
Neat... not for me though, I never got the love for her. Call me when it's a high-res of kuudere bug.

>> No.15040157

>>15040137
My fourth least-favorite monster. Splendid.

>> No.15040158

>>15040140
STOP ;_;

>> No.15040160

>>15040137
Meh.

>> No.15040165

>>15040137
Nice. So kiki's making-of next?

>> No.15040172

>>15040137
Kikis are bland.

>> No.15040174

>>15040145
>>15040157
>>15040160
Sounds like some anons need that medicine grandmas and nannies give to grumpy kids by a spoon. It doesn't really do anything but it's supposed to make you smile and stop being grumpy, you know what I'm talking about.

>> No.15040181

>>15040174
Scotch?

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>>15040174
Jealous kikis, stay mad.

>> No.15040187

>>15040158
I hurt myself with that, I'm quite fond of grapesnake myself.

>> No.15040192

>>15040137
Kikis are a miracle of the universe, more people should fap to maids.

>> No.15040196

>>15040192
I fap to maids, just not Kikis.

>> No.15040206

>>15039699
THOSE THINGS ARE HUGE!

THERE'S NO WAY THEY'RE REAL!

>> No.15040234

>>15040206
What you think she got mofu implants?

>> No.15040277

https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/718052990469349377

Google translate is pretty screwy with this but arch alp aside, those are new to me.

>> No.15040281

>>15038965

I've tried drawing but I'm just really bad at it. I don't have the patience to get good at it. I still have a tablet and everything

>> No.15040290

>>15040281
You'd make a Leanan Sidhe really sad with that attitude

>> No.15040294

>クロスは力を溜めている・・・

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>>15040290
>Anon, what's wrong? Don't you love me anymore?

>> No.15040304

>>15040295
Can i pray to a Leanan Sidhe for my writing problems as well?

>> No.15040308

>>15040294
No he ain't

>> No.15040310

>>15038965
Floppy wrists and laziness.

>> No.15040312

>>15040281
I tried too but I have too many problems.
>Memory like a goldfish
>Bad at visualising things
>Too many hobbies that make leave little room for a new one
I have nothing but respect for anyone who can draw at a reasonable level. That shit takes hard work.

>> No.15040315

>>15040304
Yes. Literature is art.

>> No.15040321

>>15038965
That's really fast, and people said I improved really fast in just 2 years starting from zero like this guy.

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>> No.15040362

>>15040290

>A Leanan Sidhe encounters a man who she can tell is an artist if only faintly who denies he was ever much of an artist and drew only a little bit out of boredom
>She eventually discovers that he actually has a lot more drawings that he admitted. A lot of them being half-finished.
>She wants him to try to draw again but he asserts that it'd be a waste of time.

>> No.15040364

>>15040353
Dance the macarena!

>> No.15040383

>>15040353
Cats are definitely worth molesting until they become cuddlesluts.

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>> No.15040427

>>15040415
>posting old stuff
For what purpose?

>> No.15040431

>>15040427
Maybe he just likes cows or he wants to post it for the newfags.

>> No.15040432

>>15040431
>newfags
Absolutely revolting.

>> No.15040493

>>15040427

Don't have a cow, man

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>>15038885
>>15038894
Despite her small, busty stature she apparently has a onee-san type personality. Which means you'll be spending time on her lap.

>> No.15040503

>>15038965
It seems that the closer you are to Japan, the better you'll get at drawing animu. Though this guys is already Japanese.

>> No.15040520

>>15040294
>Cross is pooled force...
What?

>> No.15040523 [SPOILER] 
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Butt consider this

>> No.15040529

>>15040523
I want to die in that ass.

>> No.15040535

>>15040520
That's what KC always tweets a few hours before he releases a new girl, only he didn't really tweet it.

>> No.15040540

>>15039264
I want to live in a Mountain Shrine with one.

>> No.15040542

>>15040529
I want to kill you for that ass.

>> No.15040544
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>>15040523
What aren't shortstacks ever drawn with those proportions instead of the ugly goblins /d/ and /aco/ churn out?
>>15040535
Aww man.

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>>15040523
>tfw no soft and huggable shortstack waifu

kill me now senpai

>> No.15040563

>>15039564
Well, if exposure and close contact with muscled soldiers made the Prince alp, then he was probably already gay to begin with. After all, none of the rest of the soldier's alp'd.

>> No.15040565
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>>15040544
Shortstacks are hard to get right.

Which reminds me that I hate how Noise has became shit over the last year. Started off doing oppai loli and shortstacks, then started drawing regular girls but calling them oppai loli and now he's started drawing gangbang shit. He was one of the few artists I thought I wouldn't do that sort of thing.

>> No.15040566

>>15040137
Imgur link? Please?

>> No.15040570

>>15039674
Stop while you can anon, it only gets worse from here on.

>> No.15040580

>>15039898
I had to do work stuff, so I only just got the chance to read this five minutes ago.

It was a fun read. Not perfect, but not at all bad. It's kind of amusing that I know of the girls in there are your absolute favourites too.
If you want, I can give some general advice. Nothing like a full critique, because I know it's not like a full thing or anything, but a few pointers, if you want. Mostly just grammar stuff.

>> No.15040601

I wish i had a Waifu to shitpost about.

>> No.15040607

>>15040565
Same, I don't even download his stuff anymore.

>> No.15040609

>>15040601
You'll find her somday.

>> No.15040610

Wow, I think I never seen this thread so dead before
What happened?
DS3 already released?

>> No.15040619

>>15040601
It'll happen if it's supposed to anon. The only reason I found my shitpost waifu was because people stopped liking mausposting.

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>tfw no MG /k/ommando to go to the gun range with

>> No.15040627
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>>15040610
Everyone's probably worn out from the last few days of extreme shitposting, that or people got banned due to it.

I'm just sitting here thinking of cute ideas for Lich outfits like sundresses and formal wear.

>> No.15040634

>>15040627
What extreme shitposting? I don't remember. The subhound was barely extreme

>> No.15040635

>>15040610
>DS3 already released?
Sort of.
It hasn’t officially been released for the west but it has been released for japan.
But there is a work around. If you get a japanese account and get some yen, you can get it.
It’s fully translated and everything. The only reason why it’s not out in the west yet is because legal reasons (taxes and so on).

So hardcore fans already got it.

>>15040627
I want to dress a lich in all manner of different cute and sexual outfits.
For science of course!

>> No.15040639
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>>15040622
What a scary girl. How is she going to get a husband looking like a violent hooligan

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>>15040610
I just got back from buying art stuff.
Now I'm relaxing by watching a farmer kill sneks on Twitch.

>>15040627
A lich dressed in a completely unrevealing, old-timey swimsuit might be funny.
Actually, take a look at R Dorothy's design from Big O. She's pretty much a lich in spirit. I wonder if her clothes would suit a lich.

>> No.15040643

>>15040635
I want my lich waifu to try and make a new fertility drug only to tell me she must have made it too strong after a month when it looks like she swallowed a basket ball.

>> No.15040644

>>15040642
Jesus tapdancing Christ I love that picture!

>> No.15040645

>>15040627
What if you dressed a lich in a beautiful gown and asked her to dance with you, holding her in a lovely session of slow dancing as her undead follower play music of your choice to help set the scene just for her.

>> No.15040646

So where is that new girl I heard talk about?

>> No.15040651

>>15040646
Died on the way from her home planet.

>> No.15040652

>>15040646
In the usual place.

>> No.15040657

>>15040635
>sexual outfits
If we're going there, I wouldn't mind seeing one in a maid outfit with an exposed navel and zettai ryouiki.
>>15040642
Funny you should say that, Dorothy was one of the characters that came to mind when I was thinking of formal style stuff.
>>15040645
That sounds lovely. Liches are probably the type to pull off ballroom masks really well too.

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>>15040657
What about a pale-skinned lich wearing nothing, save for some black elbow-length gloves and matching lacy thigh-highs?

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>>15040565
>not tittymonster Hobgoblin and Jubjub to fight for your affection and give you double paizuri

>> No.15040672

>>15040642
>R Dorothy as a Lich
I approve heavily of this and yes her clothing would totally suit a lich's cute looks while also hugging her body very close.Dorothy is already a cute android girl and making her into a lich while not needed to improve her is still the prefect choice if I ever want to make Dorothy into a monster girl. Now I wish to have a Big O living armor that I use to fight evil or a Mechagodzilla living armor to hang out with cute kaiju girls.

>> No.15040677

>>15040667
The thought alone is boner inducing, I need this.

>> No.15040681

>>15040657
I can just imagine t now, you asking lich to ballroom dance with you and her putting on her mask to go have some fun. As her undead play the prefect mood setting music, you hold her close and hold one another lose as you gracefully dance the night away. What you don't know i that under her mask, she's blushing like mad and smiling a far bigger smile than usual due to just how much she's enjoying the fact of you holding her in a private dance just for you two.

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>>15040681
Too cute, way too cute.

And when it was time to take off her mask and give her a kiss she would likely already have her emotions under control. Sneaky girl.

>> No.15040714

>>15040644
I think it's pretty funny too. I don't remember the name of the artist, but he's one of the /monster/ drawfags. TFT compiles all his art there, so every month or so, I'll just check to see if there's anything worth saving.
He does a lot of anubis stuff, and a fair bit of chesire stuff too. It's pretty cute.

>> No.15040726

>>15040667
>What about a pale-skinned lich wearing nothing, save for some black elbow-length gloves and matching lacy thigh-highs?
That would fit a wight too.

>> No.15040729

I want a stable of Sumo Monster girls!
Sumo Oni!
Sumo Jinko!
Sumo Wolf and/or Hellhound!
Sumo Snek!
Sumo Cyclops!
Sumo Wyvern!
Sumo Yeti!

>> No.15040730

>>15040726
Well, now you know what we need.

A lich and wight both wearing this costume as they engage in symmetrical docking.

>> No.15040731

>>15040710
Yeah she can't let you know that during the whole dance her emotions were going wild and she was being unusually emotional. Of course you could tell anyway the way she was feeling just going off how her body was shaking while you held her. Later that night after a session of passionate love making, she cuddles up tight to you saying in calm voice with traces of joy in it that she had a lot of fun and that it as very sweet of you to set it all up just for her, as you kiss her goodnight before falling asleep.

>> No.15040732

>>15040729
>Sumo Wyvern

I was about to say 'how does that work?', but then I realized I was confusing the wyvern with the wyrm

>> No.15040747

>>15040732
Sumo Wurm would be a nightmare. Even as a lightweight sumo her moving would break the Richter Scale

>> No.15040750

>>15040729
Sounds soft.

What would you do if an alice asked to sign up with you guys?

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I just found a baby possum and now the animal shelter is telling me to raise it.

Possum girls when?

>> No.15040757

>>15040752
Aww, you're a daddy now. Ganbatte!

>> No.15040758

>>15040752
Just remember. They're surprisingly resistant to rabies

>> No.15040760

>>15040752
Are they a boy or a girl?

Either way, wrap them up in that blanket and take a picture.

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>>15040760
Don't know.

Sister already took a picture of that too.

>> No.15040765

>>15040752
It's so cute holy shit
Congratulations on being a father

>> No.15040766

>>15040729
Take a hike feeder, and to think I'm also fond of chubby girls.

>> No.15040772

>>15040752
Looks like an opposum.

>> No.15040773

>>15040729
Needs a holst or cow of some sort.

>> No.15040778

>>15040752
You can actually keep it as a pet, but they have terrible long term memory. If you ever go on vacation for a few weeks and leave it alone, it will have gone feral when you get home.

>> No.15040779

>>15040762
Adorable. What have you named them?

>> No.15040780

>>15040752
I hope you took it to the vet first? They can carry lots of nasty diseases. Enjoy your rabies

>> No.15040785

>>15040765
>It's so cute holy shit
He's lucky it's basically a juvenile. Marsupial babies are fucking creepy.

>> No.15040788

>>15040785
Pink blobs are not creepy, they're just... fetal.

>> No.15040793

>>15040788
>Fetuses
>Not creepy

I think all those creepy black magic shops and mad scientist laboratories with them in jars beg to differ.

>> No.15040801

>>15040788
Some people are into that.

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Humpty_Egg

>> No.15040803

>>15040801
Definitely one of the worst 5 monstergirls.

>> No.15040807

>>15040801
I'd only a Humpty Egg if she popped out with Uo Denim/Fukumaaya/Kloah-tier proportions.

>> No.15040836

>>15040807
I'd take most any girl with kloah tier proportions.
even an alp.

>> No.15040842

hellskitchensink.wordpress.com There's a new chapter of A Serpent in Zion out.

>> No.15040848

>>15040807
>Kloah-tier
Never got the big deal about this artist. His anatomy is awful but he gets a free pass for impossibly huge tits.

Not to mention the latest translated work by him included MMF gangrape/NTR where the shota got hard from seeing his girlfriend violated. I thought that was the kind of stuff this thread hated.

>> No.15040853

>>15040848
I don't understand how he could do that last chapter. He has never done shit things like that before and the art doesn't look like his normal one.

>> No.15040858

>>15040848
Some people get overly excited about stupid shit. Personally, I'm just sad how that happens to so many artists. What Z-ton turned into still hurts.

>> No.15040859
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>>15040848
>Not to mention the latest translated work by him included MMF gangrape/NTR where the shota got hard from seeing his girlfriend violated. I thought that was the kind of stuff this thread hated.
Fug, I was worried that's happen in the next chapter. At least the basedness of pic-related was enough to salvage it.

>> No.15040862

>>15040848
>I thought that was the kind of stuff this thread hated
It is.

>>15040853
>and the art doesn't look like his normal one
Yep, looks like he was almost forced/rushed to do it.

>> No.15040864

I want to find wurmbala, the mystical city of the wurms!

>> No.15040867

>>15040859
>you will never have a super busty senpai that protects you from bullies

>> No.15040873

>>15040848
>gangrape/NTR
Weren't just blowjobs? It is still disgusting, but not full rape.

>> No.15040875

>>15040862
>Yep, looks like he was almost forced/rushed to do it.
He probably wanted finish up/move on to something else.
>>15040867
;_;

>> No.15040881

>>15040864
You are too late Dr. Jones, for I have already captured the heart of their queen, the legendary Aeon Wurm!

>> No.15040883

>>15040875
>He probably wanted finish up/move on to something else
I don't know, it just doesn't make sense. The story was being full healing and then that shit happens. And he's not that type of artist.

>> No.15040885

>>15040867
Kloah should make a spin-off chapter that's just 20 pages of her getting fucked up the ass by her shota in different positions. It's be great.

>> No.15040888

>>15040848
I fucking knew that faggot would do something like that eventually.

>> No.15040890

>>15040885
It'd be*

>> No.15040895
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>>15040848
Fucking this
Kloah is shit I don't understand the hype about him at all
So he finally went full z-ton? Nothing of value was lost desu

>> No.15040897

>>15040895
Let's hope it's a one time thing.

>> No.15040898

>>15040895
It was pretty obvious he was going to go down that path eventually.

>> No.15040899

>>15040895
Calm your tits newfag, and delete your reaction image.

>> No.15040901

>>15040888
>>15040895
You guys do know this isn't the first time he's done NTR, right? Besides, I doubt this is going to be the new norm for him. He's already set it up such that senpai is looking out for them, and there'll probably be another chapter where the two make up and have healing sex. It's not the end of the world.

>> No.15040905

>>15040853
Meh, he can still go back. Napata came back from NTR stronger than ever.

>> No.15040909

>>15040901
Bullshit.

>> No.15040910 [DELETED] 

>people are catching on to the fact that Kloah is actually pretty bad
I am no longer alone

>> No.15040912

>>15040905
He still can't fix his mediocre art though.

>> No.15040914
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>>15040883
>And he's not that type of artist.
I have a strong feeling that he may go back and scrap/revise the chapter from the ground up into something less shitty since it's not the first time he's revised stuff.

>> No.15040916 [DELETED] 

>>15040910
You are still a faggot tho.

>> No.15040919 [DELETED] 

>>15040910
I was always with you anon, never saw the appeal with him. If someone wants /ss/ they can find it with an artist that isn't trash.

>> No.15040921

>>15040912
That's just your opinion.

>> No.15040922

>>15040898
>It was pretty obvious
How?

>> No.15040923

Every single doujin artist will do NTR shit eventually, its almost a necessity to being a doujin artist these days, something about Japan's eternal and massive shit taste forces them all into it, they'll all do it eventually.

>> No.15040924

>>15040909
You can find it on sadpanda if you don't believe me. Point is, one or two ntr works doesn't mean he's going to abandon vanilla forever. I swear, you alps will get your panties in a bunch over anything.

>> No.15040927

>>15040905
>Napata
>NTR
Wait what? You serious? Is there no justice in this world?

>> No.15040929

>>15040914
>that fucking waist on the left and the whole fucked-up figure in general
People who like him are blind or something?

>> No.15040930

>>15040923
This is an unfortunate truth.

>> No.15040931 [DELETED] 

>>15040910
>anons here shit on Kloah
>but hating on other artists and drawfags here is meme hate

>> No.15040935

>>15040923
Mine hasn't yet, I hold faith in my boy Tanabe.

>> No.15040937 [DELETED] 

>>15040910
Let's be serious, some people here (meme)hate it just because he does shota, not because of the art or anything.

>> No.15040938 [DELETED] 

>>15040931
I'd rather see Barb's or .less' work posted than kloah's in these threads.

>> No.15040940 [DELETED] 

>>15040937
I get the feeling a lot of it is that.

>> No.15040941

>>15040929
Seems like it.

>> No.15040942 [DELETED] 

>>15040938
There's nothing wrong with Barb you big baby.

>> No.15040943 [DELETED] 

>>15040937
I don't know how you can look at this >>15040914
and say he has good or ok art
Even the worst butter-t pics have better anatomy

>> No.15040944 [DELETED] 

>>15040938
Barb isn't too bad right now, but if you're talking about his older stuff then that's fucking harsh.

>> No.15040945 [DELETED] 

>>15040938
>.less
Thank you but no

>> No.15040947 [DELETED] 

>>15040942
I'm not saying there is. I love barb's work.

>> No.15040952 [DELETED] 

>>15040937
Shota is pretty shit, but his art is leaps and bound worse than /ss/.

>> No.15040953 [DELETED] 

>>15040943
I didn't say the art was good nor bad, but admit that what I said it's true. There's that guy always bitching about it because it's shota.

>> No.15040955 [DELETED] 

>>15040942
Other than the faces? But then that's just meme hate, isn't it? Not proper legitimate hate like yours for Kloah.

>> No.15040957 [DELETED] 

>>15040937
I'm not gonna lie, I don't like /ss/ but if that's what Kloah wants to draw /ss/ then all power to him. I just don't like his style and the way he mangles anatomy.

>> No.15040959 [DELETED] 

>>15040953
>that guy
>only one guy hates shota
Shotafags are fucking delusional. Will you also call him salty?

>> No.15040960
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I love succubutts in all their forms, being small or big.

>> No.15040961 [DELETED] 

>>15040901
>this isn't the first time he's done NTR
Give me the link as a prove because I can't find it anywhere.And delete it later because fuck NTR

>>15040952
>Shota is pretty shit
For you

>> No.15040962

>Artist makes a really great Maiden In Black doujin.
>The next one he makes is NTR and fattening.
GOD

FUCKING

DAMMIT

>> No.15040963
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>I started this fiasco saying what kind of proportions I'd like to see on a Humpty Egg
Fuck.

>> No.15040964 [DELETED] 

>>15040942
>nothing wrong with barb
I don't understand how people can fap to these pictures when the faces are so damn weird. But supposedly they're good and I'm in the minority for thinking they're just slightly off. It's just so distracting.

>> No.15040965

>>15040963
That's what you get for talking about Humpty Eggs.

>> No.15040966 [DELETED] 

>>15040961
Yeah, it is pretty shit for me. But that's not the main problem with him, it's his awful anatomy and pretty shit art.

>> No.15040968 [DELETED] 

>>15040959
You either haven't been here enough or don't care but he's pretty easy to spot just like the other one who is mad with dom girls.

>> No.15040969 [DELETED] 

>>15040942
Some of his stuff is terrible
That pharaoh and apophis is fucking awful and the worst pic he ever made
Funny how all his sketches are good though. Or maybe bad sketches are just not uploaded here

>> No.15040970 [DELETED] 

>>15040964
His new faces are good. And his line sketches have always been. He just suffered from massive overshading for awhile that dropped him right into the uncanny valley.

>> No.15040971 [DELETED] 

>>15040938
>I'd rather see two competent and talented artists' work

Okay. So would I.

>> No.15040972

Speaking of moaning about artists, what's the name of that horrible Tumblr "artist" who butchered the MGE designs? I'm trying to remember the name.

You know the one.

>> No.15040975 [DELETED] 

>>15040971
Monorus is talented, Loen is talented, .less is average at most.

>> No.15040976 [DELETED] 

>>15040968
Not him but just because there's a common poster with a grudge on a subject doesn't make him the only one that holds that view. Shota has never just been trashed by one guy. I don't like it either, and this is my first post in the entire conversation. I usually just don't say anything about it.

>> No.15040977

>>15040972
no, No, dont even go there

>> No.15040980

>>15040972
That one's better off forgotten

>> No.15040984 [DELETED] 

>>15040975
Loen is really fucking up his anatomy lately though. He's going into straight cartoonish proportion territory. Hopefully he'll reel that back in.

>> No.15040985 [DELETED] 

>>15040953
So you admit his art is pretty meh and it causes shitposting and yet you still want to post him? Why?

>> No.15040986

>>15040960
I do as well.

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>> No.15040989 [DELETED] 

>>15040975
.less may be a huge faggot, but his art is still better to look at than Kloah's

>> No.15040990 [DELETED] 

>>15040970
Oh, I won't deny he's improved. I actually saved that salamander picture he did recently, but I was talking about his older stuff where people got super defensive if anons mentioned how strange the faces looked. Other artists who mess up proportions and such get rightfully slated.

>> No.15040992 [DELETED] 

>>15040985
>it causes shitposting
And this is mine or the artists' error, how?

I won't be able to post him now just because one faggot (or more, like some say) just like to bitch about things they don't like?

>> No.15040994

Mud wrestling with monstergirls. The mud is actually a chocolate slime.

>> No.15040996

You people want terrible art, need I remind you that this abomination exists?
http://i.imgur.com/G85KJzd.jpg
I'd post that jabberwock image too but I don't want to hurt wockfag, you know the one I mean.

>> No.15041000

>>15040994
But that's technically yuri! Get him!

>> No.15041003

>>15040996
Due to the presence of yuri and a Lich, I wonder if this was commissioned/requested by a certain someone that browses here.

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I think all of you need a healthy dose of paizuri to calm down.

>> No.15041005 [DELETED] 

>>15040994
Die.

>> No.15041006

>>15040972
Oh yeah, that would be interesting. As I remember he was rewriting the whole MGE? Or was it another guy? Sadly, I deleted his pics

>> No.15041008

>>15040923
Toruneko will never do NTR.

>> No.15041010

>>15041000
What if they do it to fight and see who can claim the man they both love?

>> No.15041012

>>15040996
Yeah, that is pretty fucking bad. Plus it features one of the best undead, so I'm especially biased against it.

>> No.15041013

>>15040972
Do you mean the whole Praxis bullshit or am I thinking of someone else?

>> No.15041014

Huh. This place still exists.

Any fellow pure carriers of the sword and cross still enduring?

>> No.15041015

>>15041003
Always a safe assumption it's that faggot with both of those.

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>>15040996
Thats fucking terrifying

>> No.15041017
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tail
pussy

>> No.15041019

>>15041005
Calm down nerd.

>> No.15041020

>>15041013
No, the tumbrl one. He also did double futa jabber

>> No.15041021

>>15041010
But they'll probably enjoy it and turn the whole thing into yuri NTR as a result! Are you trying to set the thread ablaze!?

>> No.15041023

>>15041014
They're mostly gone now. Good riddance.

>> No.15041024

>>15040977
>>15040980
Just trying to get the name for another thread.

>>15041006
I think he was, yeah.

>>15041013
No, a tumblr weirdo.

>> No.15041025

>>15040996
You mean the one where a Jabber gives a titjob to a catboy?

>> No.15041027

>>15041017
>creative use of tailpussy
There isn't near enough of this.

>> No.15041028 [DELETED] 

>>15041019
Don't you call me a god damn nerd you fucking faggot.

>> No.15041029

>>15041014
For some reason the threads are now mostly cute stuff and headpats. It's just as stupid as the paladin posting used to be, only the atmosphere is different for it.

>> No.15041030

>>15041017
That's a big bitch.

>> No.15041032

>>15041013
He means the ones with tiki faces where the profiles were rewritten as bizarre tumblrverse versions. Like the alice that purposfully lured men into assaulting her then killed them because she seduced them and being seduced by little girls is bad mmmkay. But she's totally innocent and clear of any wrongdoing.

>> No.15041034

>>15041029
Doesn't sound stupid to me, it's still monstergirl related.

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>>15041014
Paladins are never gone. But fuck the old 40kiddy style heresy posters.

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>>15041021
Sarcasm aside, Imagine watching an Ushi-Oni and a Hellhound fight for you, not in mud, just in general. Or two powerful magic users. I bet they would destroy an entire street in the process.

>> No.15041037

>>15040859
If you think that's bad, did you hear the news about ShindoL's latest work?

>> No.15041038

>>15041025
No he means this one.
http://41.media.tumblr.com/8943d33d7415925cd6259bccd55188ae/tumblr_nuznv5kK8z1r0w5oio1_1280.png

>> No.15041039

>>15041017
That poor, poor man. I'm jealous
>>15041025
The catboy Jabberwock is tame compared to the worst stuff out there.

>> No.15041040

>>15041032
Oh, that. Did KC give him a C&D, or was this guy such a small fry that grorious nippon pictureman ignored it?

>> No.15041042

>>15041028
Calm those tits dork.

>> No.15041043

>>15041017
No.

>> No.15041045 [DELETED] 

>>15041037
What did that edgy faggot do now?

>>15041042
I'll fucking cut you.

>> No.15041047

>>15041038
Instant Regret
I should have fucking known better

>> No.15041048

>>15041034
When it gets to a point of over-saturation and anons trying to steer conversations to it constantly it gets stupid.

>> No.15041049

>>15041040
That guy was some weird indian tranny furry. For real. I think he just moved on to something else.

>> No.15041050 [DELETED] 

>>15040992
>he still claims only one guy doesn't like shota
Wow, you really are stubborn.


>>15041040
No, KC gave C&D to a wiki guy who was doing some edgy modern war stuff with mgs

>> No.15041051

>>15041017
>Newly hired office man trying to get an promotion

>> No.15041052

>>15041045
Do you remember the manga about the gyaru who did heroin?
She _________________________________________

>> No.15041053

>>15041048
I'm so tired of your whining.

>> No.15041054

>>15041048
If that's what's happening, then you have a point.

>> No.15041057

Moldykins! That was the guy's name.

And holy shit, even by Tumblr standards, his page layout is fucking vomit inducing.

>> No.15041058 [DELETED] 

>>15041050
Wow, you didn't respond to me.

>> No.15041059

>>15041052
What? Overdosed and died?

>> No.15041060

>>15041017
This displeases me.

>> No.15041062 [DELETED] 

>>15041050
As per usual, if people start saying then don't like something, everyone defending it just goes 'Its only one guy!'

>> No.15041063

>>15041053
I'm so tired of anons claiming every opinion they don't like is one person.

>> No.15041064

>>15041038
Yes! That nigga. What is the artists name? Google can't find it

>> No.15041065
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>>15041057
He said the forbidden!

>> No.15041067

>>15041017
Disgusting.

>> No.15041071 [DELETED] 

>>15041058
>He's still trying to bait a response
Why? It looks like you just want to prolong the shitposting.

>> No.15041073

>>15041053
You don't honestly think it's one guy do you? Come on.

>> No.15041074 [DELETED] 

>>15041062
But anon, only one very insane guy could dislike what I like.

Be reasonable.

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>>15041059
Yeah...._____________
Yeah......._____________________________________

>> No.15041080 [DELETED] 

so which drawfags are we still allowed to like anyway

>> No.15041082 [DELETED] 

>>15041071
I don't want to prolong it, I just want to know why I'm the one shitposting If I post a Kloah's pic, instead of the person who starts to bitch about it.

>> No.15041084

>>15041077
Anon you're going to have to give me a god damn actual answer.

>> No.15041085

>>15041064
>>15041057

>> No.15041086

>>15041057
Finally
Thanks
Now I'm gonna enjoy some shit

>> No.15041087 [DELETED] 

>>15041080
Only the ones you specifically don't like.

>> No.15041092

Are we being raided or something?

>> No.15041093 [DELETED] 

>>15041080
Anyone who doesn't draw NTR, Guro, Futa, Yuri, Furry, Monsterboys or Scat.

Did I miss anything?

>> No.15041094 [DELETED] 

>>15041062
>>15041063
This. Fuck complaining about certain content on the threads, the real problem on the threads is the way certain anons try and dismiss opposing opinions by claiming it's all the work of one guy.

>> No.15041095 [DELETED] 

>>15041093
You forgot shota.

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>>15041077
Guess you didnt want to mention the reason why she overdosed, understandable.

>>15041084
She was brutally beaten and had a miscarriage, consumed by grief, she intentionally overdosed, and looking to the previous chapter, you can see why anyone could be upset with this outcome

>> No.15041100 [DELETED] 

>>15041095
And maledom

>> No.15041103

>being surprised about Kloah having shit taste
He likes bigger female, small male size difference, his taste was always shit.

>barb's faces
Some of them were fine like the Hsien-ko picture, and that was pretty old. It's not like he was consistently bad, just really inconsistent.

>> No.15041104

>>15041084
She said she was going to clean up, because she was pregnant and wanted to make sure the baby had a chance.
That's where the second last chapter ends.
The last chapter is her getting ready to do that, but her old classmates beat the shit out of her and mug her.
As a result, she has a miscarriage, and in her despair, ODs and dies.
But not before dreaming of a future wherein she is a successful single mother with the child she was pregnant with.

>> No.15041107 [DELETED] 

>>15041100
And baiting.

>> No.15041109 [DELETED] 

>>15041094
SO tired of your whining.

>> No.15041110

>>15041098
Eh, whatever. She was probably a shit person that deserved it.

>> No.15041113

>>15041092
No, the usual thing happened where one anon voiced a strong opinion on something than then the entire thing snowballed from there. The usual stuff.

>> No.15041115 [DELETED] 

>>15041095
Please continue, we didn't have enough yet.

>> No.15041116 [DELETED] 

>>15041080
I like all of them, fuck it. Barb's faces are fine, .less no longer trolls and we don't have anyone else controversial.
>>15041092
No. The thread just had a shitstorm over a popular-ish artist doing ntr. It'll blow over.

>> No.15041117 [DELETED] 

>>15041094
Agreed man, everytime someone says something slightly controversial or complains about a threadcannon at least one person will just jump in and start talking shit about how its just a vocal minority of one or something. Godamn

>> No.15041119

>>15041017
>paws
nah

>> No.15041121

>>15041110
The sad thing is, she didn't.
She was dumb, sure, but she didn't deserve that.

>> No.15041122 [DELETED] 

>>15041115
If you insist.

>> No.15041123 [DELETED] 

>>15041109
See, posts like this are the problem. That was the second post I've made on the entire thread, but this anon thinks I'm part of the retarded argument he was having earlier. Why? Fuck knows.

>> No.15041124

>>15041104
>>15041077
>literally 100 comments of butthurt on panda
Why? It was obviously going to have a bad end. Have you even read his yotsuba one where girls give birth and flush their babies in the toilet?

>> No.15041126

>>15041121
I don't believe you. Drug addicts are shit people.

>> No.15041128 [DELETED] 

>>15041109
You're only proving his point. Good job.

>> No.15041131

>>15041124
Jesus christ what the fuck

>> No.15041132

>>15041124
I think I repressed that memory.

I think I need to go lay down now.

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>>15041126
For you. 50% it's not real, but hey, it's cute as fuck

>>15041124
It's fucking ShindoL, I don't know what were they expecting.

>> No.15041137

>>15041124
What in the seven layers of hell?

>> No.15041138 [DELETED] 

>>15041123
Poor anon ;_;

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>>15041124
>Yotsuba doujin
>Yotsuba rape doujin
>Mindbreak Yotsuba rape doujin
I apparently don't know ShindoL as well as I thought I did. I only knew him for Fragile and Tough.

Anyway.
Gyaru Monster Girls. Yah or Nah?

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>Stupid things that upset you:

There will never be a Monster Girl in Slave Leia garb.

>> No.15041145

>>15041136
100% not real.

>> No.15041147
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>>15041124
NO.

>> No.15041149

>>15041098
>>15041104
>>15041124
And people are surprised when the japs do ntr.
I've given up on Japan being able to create anything good without there being a flood of shit behind it.

>> No.15041152

>>/sadp/a/nda/

>> No.15041155

>>15041145
Let's say 99%, so I can still think there's some good in this world.

>> No.15041156

>>15041139
Only if pure.

>> No.15041159

>>15041017
Lewd as fuck.

>> No.15041162

>>15041141
Especially since that Slave Leia garb has been given the expanded universe treatment.

>>15041155
Nah man, you gotta accept that everything in the world is shit. That way you won't feel bad when awful stuff happens.

>> No.15041165

>>15041139
is that the girl from yu yu hakusho?

It always upset me that there's literally no artwork of either of the MGs from it, they are literally prime material.

>> No.15041167

>>15041147
Don't be sad little succubus nothing can harm you. Why not join me for a lunch of grilled cheeses to help you relax?

>> No.15041168
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>>15041141
I will never see a super busty MGE Arachne dressed as a Holsatur.
I will never see a 7ft tall, super busty MGE Vampire dressed as a Holstaur.
I will never see a stronk, and super possessive Manticore with sadistic tendencies.
I will never see Wight versions of existing monstergirl species.

>> No.15041170

>People are still surprised that Japs are soulless creatures with absolute shit taste in everything.

>> No.15041171

>>15041155
Kek. Some anime harems are more real than this shit. I mean school days. That shit is gold

>> No.15041172

>>15041165
It's supposed to be an urban Apsara street dancer.

>> No.15041173

>>15041165
That's an Apsara.

>> No.15041175

>>15041035
Glad to know not all of humanity has submitted to corruption.

>> No.15041176

>>15041162
>Nah man, you gotta accept that everything in the world is shit. That way you won't feel bad when awful stuff happens.
This, makes life fun again when you can laugh at everything because you simply don't care any more.

>> No.15041179

>>15041132
>people literally get triggered over hentai
I never understood this
Funny enough, the hentai that made me rage the most had "happy ending"

>> No.15041182
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>>15041172
>>15041173
Eh, close enough.

>> No.15041185

>>15041182
I like that artist.

>> No.15041190

>>15041155
Anon that shit is faker than an Indian toilet.

>> No.15041191
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>>15041176
This guy knows what's up

>> No.15041192 [DELETED] 

>>15041138
Why are you posting like a child?

>> No.15041196

>>15041182
Monster girls in spandex/yoga pants are my fetish. I wish there were more.

>> No.15041197

>>15041190
POO IN THE LOO

BTW would indian mgs like apsara or guitar harpy be able to poo in the loo?

>> No.15041198
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>>15041185

>> No.15041200

>>15040277
They were all released at the same time originally. At least one of them (The loli) is based off a Shinrabansho character. So I presume that the other two are as well. The In-Universe explanation KC gave for them is that they're "Pseudo-Lilims", not born of the Demon Lord, but corrupted directly by her hand. Basically, adoptive children.

>> No.15041201

>>15041176
>>15041191
You guys get it.

>> No.15041204 [DELETED] 

>>15041182
Nice
>>15041192
Because they're trying to get a reaction out of you. Stop giving the moron attention and he'll shut up.

>> No.15041205

>>15041198
>that filename
But I'm not gay.

>> No.15041208 [DELETED] 

>>15041192
I was just feeling sorry for you.

>> No.15041210
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15041210

I just went through 20 pages of Moldykins' art to post the worst examples of his shit I could to other people.

Give me something to cleanse my soul, please. Something fresh.

>> No.15041212

>>15041205
But what if he is a she?

>> No.15041214

>>15041190
>>15041171
>>15041145
http://i.imgur.com/BzjDu1N.jpg

>> No.15041220
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>>15040580
Well, little bit of grammar-help never hurt anyone. Thanks for the offer.

>>15040627
That is a good line of thought. I thought up some lingerie for a lich once.

>>15040645
Also good. Pic related, I think?

>>15040642
Help me out; what precisely am I looking at?
>R Dorothy as a Lich
Hrm, a cute, subdued Victorian-ish dress? Could work.

>> No.15041222

>>15041176
Sorry, but this sounds Rust Cohle levels of edgy.

>> No.15041223

>>15041212
I don't know, would have to know her personality and what she looked like.

>> No.15041228 [DELETED] 

>>15041204
>Stop giving the moron attention and he'll shut up.
It's probably for the best. Anyone who thinks having different opinions on 4chan = one samefag clearly has a screw loose.

>> No.15041229

These darn monster ladies need to stop fantasizing about marriage all day and go find a job or something

>> No.15041230
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>>15041210
What could be as fresh as the springtime love between a human and his monstergirl?

>> No.15041232 [DELETED] 

>>15041228
So you will shut up now? Good.

>> No.15041233

>>15041222
Nah anon, Nihilism is great. Nothing can really affect you.

>> No.15041235 [DELETED] 

>>15041228
samefag detected

>> No.15041237
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>>15041210
Meh, I looked through it too and nothing really caught my attention
No new shitgems with MG.

You can have this colorful pic though

>> No.15041238
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>>15041139
Given circumstances, I'm surprised gyarus aren't a thing among monster girls.
At the very least, I'm surprised grapesnek doesn't have art in that fashion style.

>> No.15041239

>>15041220
I believe the story for the picture is:

>Anubis goes to beach to relax
>Ends up shovelling literally all the sand at the beach into a massive pyramid

The original filename was something about extreme autism, so I think that's the implication, anyway.

>> No.15041241 [DELETED] 

>>15041228
>being passive aggressive over it
No really, stop. You're just goading the faggot into more shitposting. It's over, please stop it.

>> No.15041245

>>15041214
If you thought that was real, you are pretty stupid.

>> No.15041247

>>15041230
The love between a human and his two monstergirls!

>> No.15041251

>>15041237
You have to click the "My art" button under his profile picture. Granted, there is thankfully no new monstergirls stuff, but it's still absolutely heretical.

>> No.15041254 [DELETED] 

>>15041228
To me it looks like you found a new gold mine to shitpost.

>> No.15041256

>>15041233
But nihilism IS edgy.

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>>15040975
I wish I was this average.

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>>15041251
>You have to click the "My art" button under his profile picture
But I did that. It's pretty boring. Nothing compared to double futa wock or something

>> No.15041266

>>15041256
Full nihilism sure, but a minor case of it is great for you mind. It really helps you shrug off bad stuff that happens to you.

>> No.15041271 [DELETED] 

>>15041257
You may have not seen many artists then.

>> No.15041272 [DELETED] 

>>15040975
Nah, average is people like Sub and Hyphen. .less isn't the best /mgt/ has to offer but I'd still say he's above average.

>> No.15041274

>>15041266
I see.

>> No.15041275 [DELETED] 

>>15040975
If .less wasn't a trolling faggot people would probably like his art, rather than pretending it's average.

>> No.15041281

>>15041052
Wasn't that the one that started with her as an ordinary girl who was bullied and looking to fit in, leading her down the path of complete and utter slutdom?

>>15041104
Geez. Not surprising though. That one was suffering start-to-finish. No way was he going to write a happy ending for that chick.

2edge4me.

>> No.15041284
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The monstergirl you are in love with tells you this, before saying yes to your marriage proposal; do you meet the requirements?

If you're not into this just don't need to respond.

>> No.15041285 [DELETED] 

>>15041275
Hey buddy, he changed. Or so he says.

>> No.15041286

>>15041162
>Especially since that Slave Leia garb has been given the expanded universe treatment.
I love how Carey Fisher is calling people out on being fucking idiots regarding that whole mess.

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>>15041285
>he changed
Will delete the gif later

>> No.15041292

>>15041239
>>Anubis goes to beach to relax
>>Ends up shovelling literally all the sand at the beach into a massive pyramid

Hmmmm...I like it!

>> No.15041294

>>15041284
If thats what my Titania needs, it's what she will get.

>> No.15041295

>>15041220
I think is relate that pic, it's a lich in a dress just like what I was talking about earlier. If it is related to me then holy crap it's awesome and very cute, never though I'd inspire any sort of art I'm flattered heavily.

>> No.15041296

>>15041284
Can I buy some videogames and shitpost in 4chan with that money too? If so, I'm in.

>> No.15041300

>>15041284
That manga was pretty great.

>> No.15041301 [DELETED] 

>>15041285
>he changed
Good joke, Ivan

>> No.15041302

>>15041296
I'm sure there's enough for an entertainment budget.

>> No.15041304

>>15041284
I already do chores, and I've been told I'm good with kids, so I guess. But I would like to have a job to help with bills and such.

>> No.15041306

>>15041295
I don't think it's related to you?

I can't draw, it was just posted a couple threads back. Iffy art, but cute all the same.

>> No.15041307 [DELETED] 

>>15041285
Sure, he changed from being obsessed with a cheshire OC who may as well have been a normal werecat to being obsessed with his own OC angel who acts more like a 3D teenage girl.

>> No.15041308

>>15041261
Headpat the Holstaur maids!

>> No.15041309

who the fuck is kloah

>> No.15041310

>>15041296
As long as you do the housework and raise the kids correctly you will be able to do it for the rest of your life.

>> No.15041312

>>15041222
>Rust Cohle levels of edgy
I still want to solve crimes with a cynical and nihilistic Wurm as a partner and investigate the kidnapping of shotas in a community that worships an evil cult!

>> No.15041313

>>15041309
A shit artist.

>> No.15041319

>>15041313
Oh boy, here we go again!

>> No.15041320

>>15041300
Is she the main girl? Does she win?

>> No.15041321

>>15041309
Some artist that draws shotas being smothered by girls with huge breasts.

>> No.15041322

>>15041306
Oh well a cute lich picture makes me happy either way so in the end we all win.

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>>15041284
I'm comfortable cleaning and I'd be happy learning to cook.

I'm also stingy as fuck when it comes to money so no worries about blowing it all, marrying an office Amazon would be pretty great.

>> No.15041326

>>15041313
You know that probably actually exists. Like a person who just takes a shit on a canvas and calls it art, or smears it over the canvas, or just straight up draws actual piles of shit.
And they're probably hailed as a champion of modern art.

>> No.15041327

>>15041321
>>15041313
>Shota
Already getting red flags. May I have a reference to an example of his work? A link or google keyword should do.

>> No.15041330

>>15041309
>Not knowing kloah when people post at least 4 of his pics in every thread for the past week

>> No.15041331

>>15041327
Here >>15040914

>> No.15041333

>>15041327
Too lazy to use google or something?

>> No.15041334

>>15041313
Yeah, let's just restart the previous shitstorm. It was derailed by those two fuckwits baiting each other anyway.

>> No.15041335

>>15041309
>>15041327
I don't believe you don't know who he is. Or if you don't, why don't you just google it, because right now it looks like you want to continue the shitstorm.

>> No.15041337

>>15041327
Just look up his name on the *boorus or on sadpanda.

>> No.15041340 [DELETED] 

>>15041289
>>15041301
Not him, but:
>>/jp/thread/S14918078#p14923323
However, there was a time when said he'll stop being a shitposty faggot at Mari's request. But then he went on to stir shit up a few months later so I'm still skeptical over his most recent statement.

>> No.15041341

>>15041326
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artist's_Shit

>> No.15041345

>>15041326
Dunno about shit but I remember some feminist "artist" who sprayed paint from her vagina on the main square of some city. Or it was menstrual blood

>> No.15041346 [DELETED] 

>>15041327
I'm getting red flags that you know exactly what you're doing here.
I know it's paranoia and >>15041094
is probably right, but I swear there's an anon or two trying to incite arguments constantly.

>> No.15041348 [DELETED] 

>>15041340
.less doing something good and then doing some shit after it is pretty much what he have always been doing. I can't really believe him anymore.

>> No.15041351 [DELETED] 

>>15041340
He's growing up. About damn time.

>> No.15041352 [DELETED] 

>>15041346
No anon, you're being paranoid, even if it is really fucking suspicious it's always a different guy, I swear!

>> No.15041356 [DELETED] 

>>15041331
Oh he's that guy, huh.

Well, his red-eyed ghostly slendergirl is cute at least.

>>15041346
>I'm getting red flags that you know exactly what you're doing here.
Just stopping by for my yearly visit of this place. Didn't know who the guy was.

>> No.15041357

>>15041345
AAHHH

>> No.15041365

>>15041284
If it were a Vampire, Amazon, Apophis or Kraken I'd accept in a heartbeat.

Who am I kidding, I'd accept even if it isn't in my top.

>> No.15041366 [DELETED] 

>>15041351
Read my statement below the link, I wouldn't be too hopeful.

>> No.15041373 [DELETED] 

>>15041351
>>15041340
He's only "growing up" NOW? How old is this guy?

>> No.15041374

>>15041320
She's main girl, despite the MC already dating someone, and she wins hard.

>> No.15041376
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>>15040994
Yes, it could be interesting.

>> No.15041405

>>15041374
So no harem bullshit or anything? Picked up

>> No.15041415

>>15041284

>A Kejourou doing that

ah geez. Sure. beats working at a grocery store

>> No.15041426

>>15041405
Honestly, it's 3 chapters. You could have finished it already.

>> No.15041430

>>15041376
I'm trying to find anywhere I can read that one. But fakku is the only one that comes up, and they have a fucking pay wall!

So got any place where I can read it? I somehow doubt that I can find a translated version but I'll take anything at this point.

>> No.15041438

>>15041430
It's in Chaika.

>> No.15041440

>>15041017
Unf.

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>>15040994
You had me at "chocolate slime".

You also had me at "mud wrestling".

Would competing girls attempt to secretely bribe the chocolate slime before the battle to try and get an edge over their opponent?

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>>15041430
Why don't you buy fakku membership instead of being a disgusting pirate? You know, actually help hentai industry and stuff

>> No.15041448

>>15040498
I am fully capable of cuddling and doting on my onee-san.

>> No.15041449

>>15041438
Chaika?

>> No.15041454

>>15041449
Someone post the wurm chaika.

>> No.15041457

>>15041376
Fuck that faggot in the Adultery Club.

>Club Hot Pants
>Womb's Potential
Now these are Guilds I can get invested in.

>> No.15041460

>>15041376
>that one guy in the right of the second panel holding the 'adultery' sign

Found the Alp.

>> No.15041464

>>15041460
>Not liking adultery
You're the alp around here.

>> No.15041471

>>15041464
>Liking adultery
Somebody bring the rope.

>> No.15041474

>>15041464
>Either being a cuck or a cheating scumbag.
Die.

>> No.15041476

>>15041449
http://panda.chaika.moe/
Chaika. I don't how, but I know I got it from there.

>> No.15041478

Remember that post about hellhounds with braids and/or pony tails from last thread?

We need hellhounds with braids and/or pony tails.

>> No.15041480

>>15041464
>cheating on your loving wife with that skank golddigger human girl

That's adultery.

>sharing love between two (more if want, but two is best grouping) beautiful, loving woman

That's not adultery.

AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE

>> No.15041483

>>15041478
HELLHOUNDS WITH BRAIDED PONYTAILS

>> No.15041485

>>15041474
There's literally nothing wrong with being a cheating scumbag.

>> No.15041487

>>15041485
Yep, I maintain what I said >>15041471

>> No.15041488

>>15041478
Combine a hellhound with a kitsune to give her 9 tails, then combine that hellhound with a kejourou so her hair and tails are all superhumanly strong, prehensile, and feel supernaturally blissful.

The ultimate monstergirl.

>> No.15041499

>>15041488
>ultimate monstergirl
>no scaly parts
You've failed me once again.

>> No.15041503
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>>15041488
Too much mofu.

>> No.15041508
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MONO
EYE
Best.

>> No.15041509

>>15041464
>Liking adultery
Bailiff, get the guns!

>> No.15041516
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>>15041508
She's not even the best MON.

>> No.15041519
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>>15041508
They have weird taste in music!

>> No.15041521 [DELETED] 

>>15041483
I want to braid their braids together

>> No.15041523

>>15041238
Want to suckle

>> No.15041525

>>15041499
Where's the best place to put scales on our ultimate helljoursune?

>>15041503
No such thing.

>>15041508
Manako's cute. One of the few monoeyes I really do quite like.

>> No.15041530

>>15041476
How did you find it there? I tried School Love Net or Koume Kieto and can't find anything except his old stuff

>> No.15041533

>>15041516
>Hot air puff
>Zombiegirl
Explain this bullshit demon lord.

>> No.15041535

>>15038113
Well that hardly seems like a kind thing to do

>> No.15041538

>>15041516
not a picture of Tio, huh.

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>>15041533
Shh. Don't question best girl.

>> No.15041543

>>15041538
She's pretty good, but Tio ain't no gun loving tomboy that you can bully all you want if she forgets to stretch before bed.

>> No.15041544

>>15038251
You're a big guy

>> No.15041545

>>15041533
Formaldehyde fumes.

>> No.15041546

>>15041430
The fall of fakku makes me sad. That was my first real hentai site back before I discovered panda. I can still remember reading that megamilk h-manga there back at the dawn of time.

>> No.15041550

>>15041545
Crabman a shit.

>> No.15041552

>>15041533
A) The Human Body is a decent insulator. Assuming that she still breathes, out of habit rather than necessity, then the air inside her body that's exhaled would still be warmer than the air outside.

B) Artistic failing on Loen's part.

>> No.15041553
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>>15041516
Neither is yours

>> No.15041557

>>15041550
All monstergirl content is shit.

The only good piece of monstergirl fiction is Bird Cafe.

>> No.15041561

>>15041553
Tio is second best girl.

>> No.15041563

>>15041508
Do cyclopes have their brain inside their eye?

>> No.15041564

Please keep your shitty harem garbage in /a/.

>> No.15041565

>>15041546
What do you mean by fall? Quite the opposite, it became powerful villain who killed all other sites. Panda has fallen and turned into beaten cuck though. A good chunk of hentai is now deleted

>> No.15041567

>>15041543
She is also living, doesn't smell like embalming fluid, constantly falling apart, and can actually give you children

>> No.15041568

>You lose your apartment in a freak Sandworm accident
>That assurance that a Tanuki forcefully sold you will finally pay off
>You go claim your benefits, and it turns out that not only you are fully covered for any losses and hotel expenses, you are also granted a new house
>You sign a few more papers and you're told to go to a specific address to see your new home
>After going there you are met with a large, completely empty terrain and an enthusiastic Giant Ant
>"Heya boss, so how do you want your new house? Let me warn you first, the longer it takes me to build it, the longer you'll be mine."
>As usual, you can't trust Tanukis
>You ask how long she'd own you if she built a 2 floor 6 room house
>"Hum... About 3 months depending on the bathrooms."
>Suddenly you get a genius idea, if you make her build something ridiculously huge she would never be able to finish it and thus you'd keep your freedom forever
>You order her to build you a replica of the Royal Makai with a 5 levels deep underground
>She looks at you dumbfounded for a moment and in the next instant her eyes flare up with motivation
>"Sure! But after I'm done you'll have to marry me."
>You accept knowing perfectly well that there is no chance in hell that she'll ever finish it
>Living the rest of your life in expensive hotels doesn't sound half bad
>6 months pass before you hear from that Giant Ant again
>"Hello Anon, I'm almost done but there are some details I'd like to clarify before finishing up the undergrounds, could you come today?"
>What the...? She's probably bluffing or trying to rape you, better leave your hotel room properly equipped
>You're not even a third of the way there that you already see the huge building in the distance
>This is a joke right?
>You finally arrive at the destination, and what used to be an empty terrain is now a tremendously big castle
>The sweaty and covered in mud, Giant Ant smugs at your reaction
>"So whatdayya thing boss? Or should I say my love?"
>She cling onto your arm
>You quickly retract yourself and ask her how in hell did she manage to do that
>"Oh, I didn't do it alone I had a few friends help, come in they're all underground waiting for you."
>You enter the building and admire at how well crafted everything inside it was
>As you reach the lowest level of the underground you are greeted by the Giant Ant's group of friend
>No less than 300 Giant Ants, 50 Zombies, 30 Skeletons, 3 Gnomes, 2 Liches and a Wight
>You may have lost your freedom but at least you've gained 2 things
>The biggest castle of the world and a valuable lesson:
>Never underestimate the length a monster would go to for a husband

>> No.15041570

>>15041565
Fall to the dark side

>> No.15041576

>>15041476
>>15041530
Pls respond
How do you found it there?

>> No.15041580

>>15041567
Yeah, when you put it that way, Zombina is pretty shit. Don't know why I even bothered to like her.

>> No.15041581

>>15041561
Yeah, in EMG after Miia, but she's best MON.

>> No.15041584

>>15041568
No, the thing you've gained here is the chance to be a super-villain

>> No.15041588

Would you date a Sand girl golem?

>> No.15041589

>>15041580
I prefer tomboys too, but the negatives outweighed the good. Thank you for your time.

>> No.15041590

>>15041588
How is a sand girl golem?

>> No.15041592

>>15041568
>Taking her offer in the first place.
Never trust monster girls, they only exist to ruin all the fun you could have in life by making you marry them.

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>>15041581
Suu's the best girl. She's basically morally infallible.

>> No.15041596

>>15041590
Well it can't be a slime, it's not made of anything liquid.

>> No.15041599

>>15041589
Yeah, whatever. Guess I'll delete that folder I had of her.

>> No.15041600

>>15041488
>Combining kitsune with lesser monstergirls
How is this supposed to make an ultimate monstergirl again? I'm just not seeing it.

>> No.15041601

>>15041568
He should have just bitten the bullet and put up with her for just a few months.

>> No.15041602

>>15041568
>lost freedom
>gained INCREDIBLY INDUSTRIOUS wife
>gained small army
>gained competent, loyal minions
>gained gigantic base

>lost freedom

>lost

Hah. Lost? More like gained absurd amounts of leverage and more power than anyone. You say you don't have freedom? Perhaps. But then, you're the one who decides who's free, now.

>> No.15041607

>>15041596
I mean, how does she looks like, how does she act?

>> No.15041608

>>15041601
Men in monster girl setting are braindead idiots that only exist to get raped. Did you expect anything different?

>> No.15041611 [DELETED] 

>>15041595
I read that as inflateable

>> No.15041616
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15041616

What mg would be the best childhood friend?

>> No.15041617

He's back

>> No.15041620

>>15041611
Well, she can absorb more water and turn into a giant bean bag chair, so you're not entirely wrong.

>> No.15041621

>>15041617
Who?

>> No.15041622

>>15041617
He?

>> No.15041626

>>15041616
Probably the one you like the most.

>> No.15041628

>>15041617
Who?

>> No.15041629

>>15041616
Wurm

>> No.15041630

>>15041616
Your favorite one

>> No.15041633

>>15041616
Your waifu.

>> No.15041634

>>15041568
Giant Ant > freedom. They're probably one of the most under rated girls.

>> No.15041636

>>15041617
Someone irrelevant?

>> No.15041641

>>15041634
I don't know anon, a total lack of freedom can completely ruin a relationship.

>> No.15041643

>>15041607
She looks like a female shaped mound of sand. She'd probably be a little rough

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>>15039699
>>15039736
I like this guys stuff, at least the things I've seen.
Who would do the best cover of Fear of the Dark and Dance of Death?

>> No.15041647

>>15041636
Yeah, don't mind it

>> No.15041649

>>15041588
Why not?

>> No.15041654

>>15041616
Whichever ones you find most appealing.

>> No.15041660

>>15041568
So do they all get in on the deal? Das a pretty good harem if so.

>>15041616
Wyvern.

>> No.15041661

>>15041588
Yeah, why not?

>> No.15041663

>>15040114
Well, some are kind.

>> No.15041668

>>15041616
Kraken

>> No.15041679

>>15040752
>>15040762
Please don't be like Slav Bee guy again.

>> No.15041687
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>>15041616

>> No.15041694

>>15041616
Honeybee.

>she's a worker when you're growing up
>you play together under the watchful eye of the queen
>fifteen years later you meet again
>she's a queen herself
>she wants to make a hive with you as the king yes I know bees don't work that way, these are manononononomanannabananablamathanksobama monster girls

>> No.15041709
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15041709

Goddammit I just really want to fuck a Holstaur's tits why is that so much to ask from the universe?

>> No.15041714

>>15041617
YOU DIE I GET PAID
MORE CASH SURVIVING THIS GAME

>> No.15041718

>>15041709
Can you explain to me why you like cows so much? I can understand certain kinds of MG's but stuff like cows, I never got that.

>> No.15041728

>>15041649
>>15041661
Because their skin is rough, unlike Padme's which is soft.

>> No.15041730

>>15041709
Yes, anon. To ask to be happy, even for a moment, is to ask too much of the universe. Instead you should learn to content yourself with being forever bitter and unsatisfied.

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>>15041709
Which kind of paizuri is the best kind of paizuri?
>Type 1: Laying on your back where the girl does most of the work
>Type 2: Standing, again the girl does most of the work
>Type 3: Pinning the girl to the bed and doing everything yourself

>> No.15041735

>>15041731
Type 1.

>> No.15041737

>>15041718
I've never been good at explaining my favorite anything but as soon as I read the Holstaur profile I knew I liked them, and it was shortly after that I knew I had found my waifu. I actually preferred smaller tits before that but they changed that and now I can't get enough, they're just so kind and gentle and mature while still having that ultra rapey side if they see anything red or you don't fuck them enough. Holstuars are just so beautiful and sexy and their personality is perfect.
>>15041730
Goddammit.
>>15041731
I'd say 1 and 3 are about equal, I feel like my legs would give out with 2.

>> No.15041740

>>15041731
>Forgetting sitting on the edge of bed and kissing/molesting her while she does the work.
>And also fingering her pussy or fondling her ass if she's short enough

You don't even have the best one.

>> No.15041741

>>15041731
>only 3 types of paizuri
>not 48
Pleb
http://exhentai.org/g/618270/44a3defc7c/
http://exhentai.org/g/631807/f1f3d18da0/

>> No.15041745

>>15041740
I knew I forgot an important one.
>>15041741
Anon please, I was sticking with the basics.

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>>15041745
Sounds like you need to got back to paizuri class.

>> No.15041779
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15041779

Wow, beta Kikis were weird

>> No.15041786

>>15041774
I want a Hakutaku to teach me about paizuri
I'll act stupid and ask her to repeat her explanations multiple times

>> No.15041790

>>15041779
They look nowhere near as soft and caring as the finished version.

>> No.15041792

>>15041774
Aw man, not more homework!

>> No.15041794

>>15041774
Paizuri class with Hakutaku sensei? I'm not too confident, I might need extra lessons.

>> No.15041798

>>15041779
Is it bad that I prefer this version? She looks a little kuudere and certainly a bit more monstrous, both a good thing in my books.

>> No.15041799

>>15041779
They look more bat than wolf.

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>>15041779
>tall pointed ears
I remember discussed Kikis with those features, but hot damn.
>>15041790
Protot-Kiki pulls off the kuudere meido look pretty well, and for all we know there may just be Kikimory that already look and act like that.

>> No.15041804

>>15041779
I kinda like it.

I'd like to see these "beta" types as subspecies.

>> No.15041807

>>15041779
Looks more like a maid batgirl

>> No.15041809

>>15041774
I don't want to.

>> No.15041814

>>15041779
I remember that KC said something about Enty and Anubis a while ago, but he never posted her. Posted Pharaoh shortly afterwards instead.

Now I'm worried that he lost the original data on Anubis, and I'll never get to see her in HD.

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>>15041731
>>15041774
>>15041786
>>15041809
>Hakutaku sensei wearing a sports bra or a school swimsuit for supplementary paizuri lessons
>With flushed cheeks, soloing you out in class

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>>15041807
Werebat maids would be cool. Or just more bat love in general.

>> No.15041823

>>15041779
That's a strict looking Kiki.

Lights out at 10pm, wake up at 6am. Make your bed, brush your teeth.

Strict Kiki will make sure you keep to the schedule.

>> No.15041824

>>15041816
>>15041816
I refuse to accept her offer. I would only do those kids of things with the woman I loved.

>> No.15041832

>>15041816
>Hakutaku sensei in a tight fitting school swimsuit
>It's obviously a few sizes too small for her as she's not a student any more
>She's practically bursting out of it
Just the thought of it alone is doing weird things to me.

>> No.15041835

>>15041774
>Implying I won't skip the class like I do with all the others

>> No.15041844

>>15041823
>wake up at 6am.
Fired, can't work unless I wake up after 9am.

>> No.15041850

>>15041709
I want to be forced to suck one of their tits while she breathes heavily and dry humps me.

>> No.15041852

>>15041820
>You'll never have a Werebat childhood friend who perches on your shoulders and rides on your shoulders whenever she feels tired.
>She'll never keep up that habit even when you're adults.
God damn it this bites.

>> No.15041857

>>15041709
I just want to be lovingly raised to be a husband by one

>> No.15041858

>>15041844
>9am
Casual.

>> No.15041861

>>15041823
>wake up at 6am
But that's when I go to bed
Do you have any vampire maids?

>> No.15041866

>>15041858
Hey fuck you.

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>>15041820
>>15041852
>Only like one Werebat short by a non-faggot
>Latenight draws Mofubat sometimes
>tfw liking werebats is fedora tier

>> No.15041871

>>15041861
>Having a Vampire assigned to a lowly maid position.

How depraved!

>> No.15041885

>>15041871
He probably confused vampire with dhampir.

>> No.15041892

>>15041870
>tfw liking werebats is fedora tier
why?!

werebats are great!

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>>15041718
Bear with me on this, but what if I told you, the majority don't actually like the cow aspect of cowgirls?

Let me put it this way. If you saw a cow, an actual, real life cow, you're not going to think about how sexy that is. Unless you're a complete fucking furry degenerate, just taking a real cow and mixing its features with a cartoon girl isn't going to turn out the most appealing result.

Here's what it is people like about cow girls: it's the traits.

Traits which cows possess which you can supplant onto a girl. There's the milk and lactation aspect, the milking, the motherliness, and the gentle, none-too-smart and docile nature. Not to mention the mooing. It's kind of just a gentle, nonthreatening sound in general. Those are kind of the main draws, I think.
That we draw and picture them as cowgirls/holstaurus' is just a visual representation of that thematic presence.

So it's not so much that there's allure from a cow which you can use to enhance a girl by making her a cow, but the fact that you're making her look like a cow makes us associate her with those above traits. That's what we find attractive. The visual design of the cowgirl is just a vector to achieve that. A means to an end.

Of course, there's also elements which completely fly in the face of what I'm saying and invalidate it, too, which is fine. Things like the fluffy legs, the potential for finding their hooves or horns cute, and wanting to polish them.
Hey, I'm not an expert on this. This is literally just the result of five minutes of thought.

>> No.15041896

>>15041871
That sounds pretty wonderful. I want a Vampire maid now.

>> No.15041897

>>15041871
She's probably a pervert who fantasizes about having a human ravage her and then make her his wife.
I bet she's into handholding and eye contact during sex.

>> No.15041900

>>15041885
No anon, I think he meant Vampire.

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>>15041814
>Now I'm worried that he lost the original data on Anubis, and I'll never get to see her in HD.

Don't you dare say that.

>> No.15041904

>>15041718
They're very motherly and loving, also 'them cowtits.

>> No.15041906

>>15041871
That reminds me of the time the thread was trying to read stories on KC's site with google translate. >pick the first wight story in the list
>the wight was a maid in it

>> No.15041907

>>15041902
I know anon, I'm just worried...

Also that pic is new to me, and completely adorable, thanks for sharing.

>> No.15041909

>>15041779
I don't really like the looks of the beta Kiki, the floppy ears of the actual Kikis makes her look more gentle and "soft", this looks more like an Anubis than an actual maid.

>> No.15041913

>>15041902
You just posted a dude anon.

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>>15041902
Scheduledogs need paw rubs after a long day of bossing people around.

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>>15041897
There's probably a whole group of MGs like that

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>>15041893
>Of course, there's also elements which completely fly in the face of what I'm saying and invalidate it, too, which is fine. Things like the fluffy legs, the potential for finding their hooves or horns cute, and wanting to polish them.
You forgot the horns being great handlebars when slamming into her from behind.
>>15041902
>Filename
It's rare something good comes from that place but when it does it's always a nice surprise.

>> No.15041922

>>15041897
She doesn't have to be shit to be into handholding and eye contact.

>> No.15041926

>>15041916
I didn't know one or two girls counted as a whole group.

>> No.15041928

>>15041902
I see no tits and a bulge.

>> No.15041932

>>15041907
>>15041915
>>15041920
That's a dude.

>> No.15041939

>>15041932
Worse, it's an Alp Anubis.

I was afraid this day would come.

>> No.15041941

>>15041928
>>15041932
God damn it, I take back everything I said.

>> No.15041942

>>15041913
>>15041928
>>15041932
I see DFC and a poorly drawn pelvis that ultimately doesn't detract from a cute picture.

I don't actually care either way, just saying, that's what I get from a casual glance.

>> No.15041947

>>15041942
The artist is a fujoshi that draws fuccbois from Level 5 games, it's a dude.

>> No.15041948

>>15041913
>>15041928
>>15041932
Are you serious? Shit, I'll have to edit it. That's what I get for venturing out into /monster/.
I don't even remember what thread I got it from.

I thought it was just the artist not being able to draw puffy vulva well.

I'll have a go at it in Photoshop, see if I can chop off that bulge and make her a real girl with tits to be proud of.

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>>15041916
Sigmar guide my boner.

>> No.15041957

>>15041947
Kay. Look at all the fucks I give.

Still cute.

>> No.15041961

>>15041916
I kind like the Smug ones that somehow take the control of the situation by encouraging you to rape the shit out of her while never actually doing something herself.

I'm not sure if this classifies as Femdom, but that feeling you would have at the end, that you were played with even though you raped her senseless, kinda gives me a confused boner.

>> No.15041964

>>15041957
GAY
A
Y

>> No.15041965

>>15036952
Yetis would drive Jeep Wranglers, goes well in the snow and doesn't go too fast

>> No.15041967

>>15041916
Say what you will about Butter-T's art, but Illassa has some nicely drawn tits in that image.

>> No.15041968

>>15041957
>>>/y/

>> No.15041969

>>15041957
>Future Alp

>> No.15041971
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15041971

Big strong Minotaurs.

>> No.15041972

>>15041957
Go back to /y/ then faggot.

>> No.15041973

>>15041971
they need more art

>> No.15041977

>>15041967
Ilassa confuses and infuriates me more than the concept of "wuv" and yet PORN WHEN

>> No.15041981

>>15041971
That moment when you find a minotaur that just wants to laze around all day smelling flowers

>> No.15041982

>>15041948
>he doesn't inspect shit before he saves it
You brought this upon yourself.

>> No.15041985

>>15041968
>>15041972
Isn't all that they have there bishies and bara? Gross.

>>15041969
I'd write several stories on the subject, but that would require effort. And writing.

>> No.15041987

>>15041971
Want to molest them.

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>>15041957
Reminder that ANYONE can Alp at ANYTIME.

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>>15041971
>tfw you will never get swole with minotaur-senpai

>> No.15042000

>>15041985
Go to the /a/ EMG threads then.

>> No.15042001

>>15041987
They also want to molest you. Look like you two have something in common.

>> No.15042003

Well, at least we can blame all this anubis disaster on /monster/.

>>15041947
Do youknow of the artist? I'm curious, I can't actually source the image. All I get is one /ic/ thread where it was posted.

>> No.15042005

>>15042000
Did EMG finally die out in these threads?

>> No.15042008

>>15042000
Since when do they tolerate traps?

...dear god imagine the fallout if Okayado included a Trap in EMG.

>>15042005
We were talking "Who is best MON?" just earlier today, so...no.

>> No.15042009

>>15042003
I don't know her personally, but she posted that image a few months ago in the /v/ drawthreads.

>> No.15042012

>>15042001
Looks like I'll have to molest her while she molests me.

>> No.15042016

>>15042005
Nah, one or two pics get posted every so often. There's a bit of discussion a little less frequently too. Just ignore the guy who's complaining about /jp/ posting standards and bitching at monstergirl manga.

>> No.15042017

>>15042005
It has very temporary and isolated discussion thankfully. Can't say the same for the obnoxious EMGfaggots that post in these threads though.

>> No.15042019

>>15042008
>Since when do they tolerate traps?
They love futa now there, what do you think.

I know because today while posting on /a/ I made the error of opening their thread.

>> No.15042018

>>15041971
>TFW you will never challenge a Minotaur to a game of hide-and-seek
>She will never get so infuriated by you constantly duping her that when she finally finds you her arms comes bursting through the hedge walls to your left
>Dust and steam coming out of her nostrils while the other monster and human couples run
>Her chest heaving and pupils dilated like a shark girl having smelled blood
>They still tell stories of the snu-snu they heard that day as a tale of caution about teasing Minotaur girls

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>>15041995
>tfw the MGC College Gym is always filled with intimidating, buff, sweaty Monster Girls working out, waiting to catch you mirin'

>> No.15042025

>>15042021
I'll just tell them I'm there for cardio.

>> No.15042029

>>15042025
Ah, cardio bunny huh? They'll treat you real nice.

>> No.15042030

>>15042021
Too bad I never go to the gym.

I might go to the pool though.
>>15042025
But anon.

Cardio kills gains.

>> No.15042033

>>15042019
>They love futa now there
What, did they respond positively to all the futa-pics by that artist with the awful same-face?

>> No.15042036

>>15042021
Good thing it's not the only gym in the whole city.

>> No.15042037

>>15042033
Yep, from time to time you can see some guy complaining about it but that's it.

>> No.15042038

>>15042029
But don't they hate cardio?

>>15042030
I don't have have the body to be really buff in the first place.

>> No.15042039

>>15042021
Well, looks likes there's another place I would have to mark as a no-go zone.

>> No.15042042

>>15042021
See, this is why you just ignore them and work on the machines. Wear headphones so you don't hear their cat calls and focus on the machines.
Leave without acknowledging a single one of them.
This might end in rape, but that's okay it's what I wanted.

>>15042030
Not everyone's after gains.

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>>15042030
>I might go to the pool though.

>> No.15042044

>>15042033
Not him, but it's probably that image of cerea fucking Papi with a horse dick in secret while the former is also talking to Darling through a window.
Either the artist or some image edittor kept posting cropped versions of it there repeatedly.

It's not like they're full on posting futa, though. It looks like their equivalent of our barbed cait-sith dick picture.

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>>15041779
she looks like she'd be a real bloodhound if something were to happen to her master

>> No.15042047

>>15042038
>But don't they hate cardio?
Not at all, in fact, they'll have a rigorous cardio workout planned for you in the changing room...

>> No.15042048

>>15042044
There are more pics now.

>> No.15042049

>>15042043
What nice girls, will they help me with my swimming?

>> No.15042050

>>15042046
ow the edge

>> No.15042051

>>15042044
I'm sorry, what?

>> No.15042052

>>15042048
Ah. Oh dear.

>> No.15042056

>>15042046
She could just get a new master though.

>> No.15042057

>>15042051
>>15042052
How about we stop talking about this and start talking about tall monstergirls lifting up their husbands for kisses? Or short monstergirls needing to be lifted up by their husbands for kisses.

>> No.15042058

>>15042044
>Futafags ruined EMG
The more I hear about them, the more it sounds like a disease rather than a fetish.

>> No.15042060

>>15042049
Sure, just swim from one end of the pool to the other before they catch you.

You'll be a pro in no time.

>> No.15042062

>>15042057
How short are Yetis on average again?

>> No.15042064

>>15042047
Will it help me get into shape?

>> No.15042067

>>15042051
If you want, go look it up. I'm willing to bet it's on Hentai Foundry. Just search for Cerea and Papi.

>>15042058
Have you been on /d/? Futa is absolutely a disease of a fetish. Hell, even other /d/ threads usually requent non-futa images, and futa posters shitpost with them anyway.

>> No.15042069

>>15042062
Probably the height of your average Japanese woman.

>> No.15042070

>>15042057
>tall monstergirls lifting up their husbands for kisses?
That sounds embarassing though, is she trying to fluster me?

>> No.15042074

>>15042064
Oh, it'll help something get into shape.

>> No.15042077

>>15042058
As someone who was there during their invasion of the /a/ threads, they ARE a fucking disease.

>> No.15042078

>>15042044
That was the second pic.

There are two others.
First Miia and Cerea.

Then also Zombina and Suu, iirc.
Also one of just Miia.

>> No.15042080

>>15042058
They're loathed quite heavily thankfully, and at least we have the common sense to to tell them to fuck off.

>> No.15042082

>>15042070
Yes.
She thinks you look cute when you're flustered.

>> No.15042083

>>15042021
>Get huge with Minotaur
>Catch her mirin' in the new 'co-ed' showers one day
>She slaps you on the ass, putting your hand against her scalding hot womanhood
>You've seen her lifting like 100 kg on the Kegelizer
>It dawns on you that these really aren't co-ed showers, and that it's the men's room
>You can feel a damp warmth on your back as she's uncharacteristically moo'ing and dry humping your hand
>Jesus Christ she's lactating
>In between moos, she leans in, her breath hot on your ear
"Brave, foolish Theseus. Did you think your gains would go unnoticed? Now listen to me; I'm going to break you on my wheel, little Theseus."
>The next day you can hear the Gnome who maintains the building cursing at the fact she has to repair the showers
>Finding an imprint of a pair of ass cheeks in the tile floor of the shower with a pungent, white pool near the cracks and twin craters

>> No.15042084

>>15042070
>>15042082
This is my fetish

>> No.15042091

>>15042077
Futa invasion of /a/? When was that?

>> No.15042093
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>>15042084
Even a Cheshire.

>> No.15042099

>>15042093
>Swole Cheshire

Acceptable

>> No.15042100

>>15042091
Let's just say bob's shitty trucker story was the thing that opened the floodgates.
Shit sucked. They were everywhere. Ruined Cheshire Cats for MONTHS if not a whole year.

>> No.15042102

>>15042091
Not him, but he likely means our time back on /a/.
But yeah, futafags are cancer.

>> No.15042109

>>15042100
>Implying that Cheshires ever recovered.

>> No.15042110

>>15042100
Oh, you mean that. Yeah, okay. I thought you meant there was some mass flooding of it on /a/ in general.

>> No.15042113

>>15042100
>Bob
Thou dare spell the name of he whose entity hath departed eons ago. How does the forgotten doombringer fare now, I wonder?

>> No.15042114

>>15042093
>Disembodied fluffy, purple arms sneak up behind you.
>Grabs you in a head lock, while the rest of her materializes.
>"Sup nerd, watcha doin'?"

>> No.15042115

>>15042109
At least we don't have a forced dick meme attached to them anymore.

>> No.15042116

>>15042109
Nah, chesires have recovered from it pretty much 100%, I'd say. This current conversation aside, I don't think they've been associated with futa in at least a month, and most likely several months.

Remember how this thread said they were ruined forever? Funny how things turn out, I guess.

>> No.15042119

>>15042114
I'd be stuttering all over the place. I'm not good with girls. Especially not with pretty ones.

>> No.15042121

>>15041779
Got some more of that anon?

>> No.15042126

>>15042116
I wish Manticores could recover from people writing them badly and being associated with the TFT crowd.

>> No.15042127

>>15042091
They just recently posted a Cathyl futa picture and flamed anyone who told them to get the fuck out. That and monsterboys is why /a/ should stay on /a/

>> No.15042129
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15042129

>>15042114
First the Swolf, now the Buffshire.

Poor Anon just can't catch a break.

>> No.15042131

>>15042116
I'm more talking about how they seem to attract lots bad content and obnoxious people. Look at Fizzshire, or Laska and Me.

>> No.15042134

>>15042129
Yeah, having to put those girls in a mating press every time can get old.

>> No.15042135

>>15042127
Not everyone on /a/ is like that. I mean, tons of us here are originally from /a/

>> No.15042136

>>15042131
You're not wrong, but those are both in the past too. If we get some more memorable writefaggotry for them, it'll be as if they never sunk to depths so low. Don't you think?

>> No.15042138

I want to get /fit/ with my Alice imouto!

>> No.15042139

>>15042129
I want to play video games with the Swolf and watch her try to pretend she doesn't know anything about them.

>>15042131
Trust me. None of that is as bad as it used to be.

>> No.15042141
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15042141

i want to give a manticore a paw rub

>> No.15042144

>>15042062
I thought yetis were tall enough to fully hug you like a body pillow and pull you into their fluff tunnel

>> No.15042145

>>15042135
Fuck off.

>> No.15042147

>>15042134
You mean reverse mating press.

>> No.15042153

>>15042145
Eh?

>> No.15042155

>>15042145
Anon, do you know where these threads started?
We're refugees from /a/ anon.

>> No.15042156

>>15042135
Well, considering the most recent stop this thread had was on /a/ for a very decent amount of time, that's pretty obvious.
People in this thread are just very fickle, like >>15042145
Actually, that's all of 4chan. So hey.

>> No.15042158

>>15042147
No, I meant putting those girls in a mating press.

>> No.15042160

>>15042141
I want to watch a Manticore squirm as I massage her back.

>> No.15042164

>>15042155
That's true, but I know exactly what you're trying to do.

>> No.15042166

>>15040622
>>15040639
Innawoods looking for Operators?

The real question is what to get her that's within my price range.

>> No.15042167

Man I wish I had a Yeti friend to make me feel less shitty with hugs

>> No.15042168

>>15042155
Not him but not all of us. I'm a /jp/ native and we had a ton of /tg/ and /vg/ posters who went to /a/ just for these threads. Back in the day these threads were well known for the high amount of crossboarders.

>> No.15042171

>>15042164
Pointing out facts when they become relevant?

>> No.15042175

>>15042167
same here

>> No.15042178
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15042178

>>15042070
>>15042093
>>15042129
Why are tall Monster Girls such jerks? To get joy out of making their boyfriends flustered and red not that I'd entirely object to that though

>> No.15042180

i want to complement a manticore's fluff
and brush it

>> No.15042182

>>15042166
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8

>> No.15042183

>>15037290
>you will never be caught in a trap laid by dark elves when walking in the woods
>the dark elf that laid the trap will never find you
>she will never say if you can go five minutes without cumming she will set you free
>you will never fail in less then two
>she will never comfort you as she takes you home, explaining how her body is made to do things like that

>> No.15042184

>>15042164
What?
I'm just saying I used to be an /a/ poster and now I'm a /jp/ poster.
I was actually the first /a/ poster to jump ship.

>> No.15042186

>>15042184
Well then, no loyal wolfgirl partner for you, Mr First-to-jump-ship.

>> No.15042190

I want to fluster a tall monster girl by pointing out she isn't that much taller than me.

>> No.15042192

>>15042186
Considering what those threads became, is it a bad thing that I got out when the getting was good?

>> No.15042199

>>15042178
That's the best part.

>> No.15042201

I want to part of a homestay program who goes to the monstergirl world to improve relations between humans and monstergirls!
I want to be assigned to a haughty himedere Vampire who bosses me around and has a serious bondage fetish.
I want her to tie me to her bed one day and start taking off my clothes only for her Dhampir sister to accidentally cuntblock her by walking in and ruining the mood.

>> No.15042205

>>15042192
There was so much arguing, and a lot of people doing their best to try and have a nice, normal thread regardless of that cunt mod.
The very last thread on /a/ I remember, there was talk about a wendigo-like girl. Or at least some kind of monstergirl based on a Nordic legend.
Then bam.
Thread pruned, thread pruned, thread pruned, check /jp/, and there we are.

>> No.15042206

>>15042199
What would your tall Monster Girl do to fluster you?

>> No.15042207
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15042207

>onee-san kitsune picks you up using only her tails
>giggles and say that this is just like when you were little, even the part where you squirm around and whine that she's embarrassing you
mofu mofu

>> No.15042211

>>15042166
Take off the fucking trip, you have no reason to use it.

>> No.15042213

>>15042205
I saw the writing on the wall when 90% of the threads I visited were shitposts and "MUH POSTING STANDARDS" cockwheels.
I'm the one who posted the first thread in /jp/ just to get away from all that shit.
I just wanted to talk about monstergirls and not have to deal with "WE AGREED ON THE WEEKEND GUYS" and "MUH PERSONAL ARMY" shits.

>> No.15042215

>>15042207
Why are gentle Onee-sans so god-tier?

>> No.15042217
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15042217

>>15042207
Those are some strong tails.

I'm kind of imagining a boy and his kitsune sister being carried in one tail each by their kitsune mother, now.

>> No.15042218

>>15042213
>and "MUH POSTING STANDARDS" cockwheels
I remember those two. They both dickrode Translator-fag heavily as well.

>> No.15042219

I want to get lost in the woods during a hike and have to fight the leader of a pack of Kakuens.

>> No.15042221

>>15042201
Why are Himedere girls so love?

>> No.15042224
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15042224

Why don't you go ahead and pet the cute snake anon?

Perhaps you could even give her a hug.
What could possibly go wrong?

>> No.15042227

>>15042224
I don't like approaching strangers.

>> No.15042228

>>15042207
Is this by Hisai or some other artist?

>> No.15042229

>>15042221
Because they're rich, sexy and powerful and they know it but they still can't completely deny their pure feelings for someone of lower birth.

>> No.15042230

>>15042215
Because GFD is best.

>> No.15042235

>>15042228
Hisasi*

>> No.15042236

>>15042224
Why should I?

>> No.15042238

>>15042224
I want to approach and be generally warm to a shrine maiden Shirohebi and be unaware of the worringly rising yandere tendencies she will be getting!

>> No.15042239

>>15042229
And because their laughs are the best

>> No.15042243

>>15042224
What if the cute snake kills other snakes because she thinks they're corrupting her husband?

>> No.15042246

>>15042224
she has pretty eyes and nice, small hands.

>> No.15042251
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15042251

>>15042224
Because I already get cuddles and pats from this one

>> No.15042252

>>15041995
>>15042021
I wanna Trick Muscle Mino into joining my Sumo team! Then after she's big and round she must beat my champion and I will help her diet, but if she loses she must join the team forever!

>> No.15042255
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15042255

>Me and my paladin homies drive to the poor part of town
>Some mangy dog beasts opened up a new shop on crescent street
>Fucking monster immigrant scum taking our jobs
>Joffrey, Rupert and I go in posing as customers
>Place stinks of wet dog and strange foreign foods
>An ageing mutt with devil eyes and an aura of murderous intent greets us behind the shops counter
>"Awoo~ Welcome to Ms Fursteins humble store! What can i get you fine gentlemen!"
>I can barely understand its unintelligible monster babble
>Joffrey and I stride over to the counter while rupert keeps lookout near the door
>I slam my fists on the laminated counter and yell
>"LISTEN HERE YOU FLEABAG, WE DON'T TAKE KINDLY TO YOUR KIND ROUND HERE"
>Excited by my wanton display of speciesism, Rupert and Joffrey start chanting "Deus Vult!"
>With beads of sweat dripping from my forehead, i stare intently at demon shopkeep awaiting its reaction
>Nervously and meekly it begins speaking up
>"You.. want some miso soup? Its very tasty and also affordable! ~"
>BLASTED THING IS MOCKING US
>My vision becomes red with rage and my fist clench with anger
>I start smashing everything in sight, my compatriots follow suit
>"Please stop! Why are you doing this? This shop is my everything!"
>I smash one last bottle of some kind of voodoo liquid and smugly view the destruction i've brought
>The shop owner is trying to pick up broken glass and ceramics
>It begins chanting a awful spell that sounds like crying
>"Leave and go back to your own lands! Deus vult!"
>We book it out the door and run to the car
>Managed to hid out in the church until the whole thing quieted down

DEGENERATE ABOMINATIONS BTFO

>> No.15042258

>>15042141
I want to oil a Manticore's tail and massage it!

>> No.15042259

>>15042224
Is she trustworthy because if so I'll gladly hug her. Also why does she want me to hug her, does she have a crush on me and has a hard time expressing it trough words?

>> No.15042260

>>15042239
And they have huge tiddies and huge drills.

>> No.15042261

>>15042224
With my luck, she'd cry 'rape' the moment I even think about touching her.

>> No.15042262

>>15042255
I'm now reminded why Paladinfags were driven out of these threads.

>> No.15042266

Trying to do dick removal using the Clone Stamp tool is hard.
Does anyone who's good at photoshop want to help turn that handholding anubis into a real girl?

>> No.15042267

>>15042261
Monster girls aren't human women anon.

>> No.15042268

>>15042239
Is there anything better than a busty Vampire in a beautiful dress going "Oh ho ho!"? I don't think so.

>>15042255
You scum are half of everything wrong with this goddamn city. The other half are those goddamn Sabbath Cultists.

>> No.15042270

>>15042260
Drillhair is the fucking best.

>> No.15042271
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15042271

>>15038709
>>15038663
Found this on Nyaa but it has no seeders, is there anyone here who has it who could seed it?

>> No.15042272

>>15042262
Some of them are still around.

>> No.15042273

>>15042270
No.

>> No.15042277

>>15038421
Wheres this guys stuff posted?

>> No.15042280

>>15042255
Goddamn radical recruits tarnishing our name with unwarranted use of force. Who keeps enlisting these kids?

>> No.15042285

>>15042255
This makes the rest of us, palandinfags, look bad.

DELETE THIS.

>> No.15042286

>>15042182
>>15042211
Got it.

Anyway, how the hell do we arm the wolfus without breaking the bank?

>> No.15042289

>>15042270
And the huge tiddies that go with them.

>> No.15042290

I wanna be a paladin and marry an Elven druid, then I want to establish a new kingdom, and accompanying religion of light-nature magicks with her that completely eradicates all unread and demonic presence in our world!

>> No.15042291
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15042291

>>15042221
>>15042229
>>15042260
>>15042268
>a vampire who claims to be your estranged great aunt shows up at your place
>all she does is mock you and laugh like a goddamn idiot when ever screw up
>and when she's orgasming
i'm having second thoughts about ojous

>> No.15042292

>>15042273
Can you give me any reasons that I'll accept as to why Drillhair isn't perfection?
Trick question, the answer is no you can't.

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15042294

>>15042255
>Failadins get caught immediately
>Eventually get their day in court
>They see this across from them as Prosecutor

You dun goofed now son.

>> No.15042304
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15042304

>>15042236
>>15042227
But she's a lovely girl who is just in need of some love!

>>15042238
>>15042243
Why would she do that? She'll love you forever and will simple be a little more clingy than normal for a day instead, coiling herself around you and refusing to let go.
She will feed you by hand and whisper words of love in your ears all day long.

>>15042259
>>15042246
Very good, you both are loved tenderly by your Shirohebi wives. But perhaps you should give that Ryu some attention too, she's been looking a little lonely lately.

>> No.15042307

>>15042291
She looks like she's sucking an invisible dick, can't be unseen.

>> No.15042309

>>15042294
>Chiba Toushirou
Oh yes.

>> No.15042315

>>15042292
Long wavy hair feels nicer and isn't as distracting.

>> No.15042319

>>15042304
>Why would she do that?
shirohebi route is always the yandere route, and is she's the pitfall option used to trick new players

>> No.15042320

>>15042307
You're right... Fuck.

>TFW You will never shut up a haughty monstergirl by gagging her with your dick, throat-fucking her until you pump a huge load into her stomach

>> No.15042322

>>15041017
It's like some kind of two-person reverse spitroast. And that's hot.

>> No.15042324

Reminder that the order will lose no matter what

Reminder that humans are completely unable to beat monster girls.

If you want to live a free life and not as some cumpump that barely functions aside from getting hard and feeding monster girls that don't actually care about you then MGE isn't for you.

>> No.15042326

>>15042322
It's really not.

>> No.15042328

>>15042324
So what?

>> No.15042329

>>15042304
Is it alright for me to give the lonely Ryu some attention, I don't want my Shirohebi wife to get angry at me? If it's ok with her, I'd be happy to give the Ryu some company and put a smile back on her face, she'll be so happy I arrived to keep er company.

>> No.15042330

>>15042324
In that case, I'm going to round up a group of inquisitive-minded monstergirls, build a spaceship with them, and say farewell to the dumb demon lord as we leave together to explore the stars.

>> No.15042332

>>15042324
>monster girls that don't actually care about you
Not all of them are like that in MGE though.

>> No.15042333

>>15042304
But my heart belongs to another.

>> No.15042334

>>15042324
Sorry I don't see the problem

>> No.15042336

>>15042320
>She'll never wrap her arms around your hips and stop you from pulling out of her mouth.
Damn it.

>> No.15042337

>>15042332
>Not all of them
More like none of them

>> No.15042339

>>15040996
Those are some nice proportions at least.

>> No.15042340

>>15042320
Could a monster girl with gills keep deepthroating you indefinitely?

>> No.15042344
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>>15042324
Are Paladinfags intent on shitting up the threads again?

>> No.15042347

>>15042336
would she let you use her drills as handlebars, or are they off limits?

>> No.15042348

>>15042332
Yes, they are. Monster girls don't actually care about you. They'll change anything they don't like about you in a instant without any consent at all.

You're just a food source that they like to pretty up, that's all.

>> No.15042352

>>15042324
>then MGE isn't for you
Take your own advice, drop it, and stop smearing butthurt.

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>>15042324
>Paladins will lose

Fuckin lel is this what monster shits tell themselves? Gas chambers when?

p.s. monster pussy will never beat human pussy

>> No.15042356

>>15042344
That gift is probably a trap knowing a monster girl. After all monster girls never do anything out of the kindness of their hearts, they'll only help if they get some dick out of it.

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>>15042355
paladin-chan get out

>> No.15042364

>>15042304
white, smooth scales make my kokoro go doki~ doki~

>> No.15042365

>>15042355
Human pussy only exists to be monsterized or cucked.

>> No.15042366

>>15042348
>Monster girls don't actually care about you
I'm sorry, I guess all those Yetis saving people from dying to frostbite in the mountains so they can continue their adventures are evil selfish creatures who only care about getting spirit energy, even though they never force themselves on men unless they reciprocate their feelings.

Or maybe all those loyal Kobold helpers who are so chill not even the Paladins of MGE can get mad at them. I suppose they're mindless rapemachines as well.

>> No.15042372

>>15042355
>>15041014
Take a hike faggot.

>> No.15042374

>>15042366
>Yetis saving people from dying to frostbite in the mountains
Lies.
>selfish creatures who only care about getting spirit energy,
Yes, they're just somewhat subtle about it. Same with Kobolds.

>> No.15042378

>>15042366
>using facts to reply to a paladin's bait
paladin-chan's on another shitposting rampage after being rejected yet again. it's how she vents her frustrations.

>> No.15042379

>>15041731
Girl pins you with her legs and teases you/milks you until your eyes roll back
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2077342?tags=leg_lock

>> No.15042380

>>15042344
I'm gonna have to say yes, given some of the posts after yours.

>>15042347
Drills are off limits unless you help her recurl them after you're done.

>>15042348
>>15042355
>>15042356
Paladinfags get out. You couldn't even win a single waifu war.

>> No.15042381

>>15042326
That's just like, your opinion. Personally I find sexual innovation fascinating
>can eat a girl out and fuck her pussy at the same time

Opinions about who's on top aside, you can't tell me the idea isn't at least somewhat titillating.

>> No.15042386

>>15042379
Holy shit, my fetish.

>> No.15042388

>>15042374
>Lies
Go read their wiki entry. I'll be waiting.

By the way, aren't the wiki entries written by a human dude who's fearful of monstergirls according to the lore? For even him to speak so well of Yetis, surely they must be the most """evil""" creatures on the planet, huh?

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>>15042379
>Wrestling with monstergirls where the winner is whoever manages to fuck the other
I want this

>> No.15042390

>>15042379
>you until your eyes roll back
If you want this as a man, you are a disgusting person.

>> No.15042391

>>15042388
Why are you still trying to use facts on a Paladinfag?

>> No.15042392

>>15042389
horses would make such terrible wrestlers, what an awful choice. Lamiae and onis would be way better.

>> No.15042393

>>15042366
Or sea bishops who never assault gut and even save their lives from drowning. In fact mermaids often don't assault guys at all, they tend to be very nice to them. Also Valkyrie don't assault guys and even help them on adventures, making them better fighters and assisting them in fights.

>> No.15042394

>>15042391
Because I'm a reasonable Paladinfag

>> No.15042395

>>15042255
Beautiful simply beautiful ;-;7

>> No.15042397

>>15042389
>R. Mika as a Centaur
Would't work. She needs a two legged frame to pull off her wrestling moves properly.
She'd probably be an Amazon or a Kakuen.

>>15042390
>Not wanting to be so overloaded with pleasure that your eyes roll back.
Get a load of this square.

>> No.15042398

>>15042390
What's wrong with a guy wanting to be ridden so hard that he's the one who ahegaos?

>> No.15042401

>>15042388
>aren't the wiki entries written by a human dude
No they're not.

>> No.15042405

>>15042392
Jinkos too
>sweaty jinko wants to practice holds in her one piece
fuuuggggg

>>15042355
Optimum situation with Paladin-chan is to impregnate her with twin boys, then slowly monsterize her. Let's face it, without human women, soon there will be no men.

>> No.15042411

>>15042392
Find me an image of a Lamia in wrestling spandex and I'll happily post it. Centaur Mika was what I had on hand.

>You will never take a double ass-slam from Centaur Mika and her partner
Liking Centaurs hurts sometimes

>> No.15042412

>>15042398
Because men look pathetic with a face like that.

>> No.15042423
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>>15042411
Oni best fighter

>> No.15042425

>>15042423
I want to suplex Yuugi.

>> No.15042430

>>15042425
I want to fuck yuugi while keeping her in a full nelson

>> No.15042432

>>15042324
reminder that according to canon living with mgs is objectively superior to living with humans.
Reminder that mgs canonically love you deeply and are willing to go to great lengths to ensure your happiness.
Reminder that mgs love their husbands deeper then any human ever could

>> No.15042438

>>15042432
You're a naive fool if you believe that.

>> No.15042440

I just want to carry a little kobold to bed, wrap her in blankets until she's all curled up like a dumpling, and cuddle her into the mattress. Like wrapping my arms and legs around her bedsheet-bound body, and nuzzling her under the covers until it feels like we're the only two people in the warm, cozy world.

>> No.15042441

>>15042423
>You will never be the MG High School wrestling team's "mascot"

>> No.15042443

Monster girls are like those kids who only want to play by their rules.

>> No.15042445

>>15042438
what if im just reverse baiting to get the guy out of here?

>> No.15042451

>>15042440
>Kobo
You are a man of supreme taste, Anonymous.

>> No.15042454

>>15042441
>Both the Oni Wrestling captain and the slightly too rough Jinko Sambo instructor are trying to get you to go to their wrestling team and dojo, respectively
>you're not sure, so you try both for a week
>on a scale from 1 to WORLDSTAR, how bad is your ass beat by the end of the week
>and which do you decide to go with?

>> No.15042459

I bet I could defeat any monstergirl in rally racing

>> No.15042460

>>15042430
I remember when Google was still somewhat new, and I was sitting with friends eating lunch at school. One of them said "Hey, you know what you guys should search for on Google? Anal full nelson."
Changed my fucking life.

>> No.15042461

>>15042454
>>on a scale from 1 to WORLDSTAR, how bad is your ass beat by the end of the week
3
>>and which do you decide to go with?
Definitely the Jinko.

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>tfw you'll never remove monsters from the premises

feels bad

>> No.15042465

>>15042454
...maybe I should just join the swim team. The Orcagirl captain was really nice to me.

>> No.15042469

>>15042461
Good taste
>>15042462
would impregnate with boys, then monsterize
>>15042465
>Orca
>not the biggest bully at school
oh man, you're fucked

>> No.15042471

>>15042454
Worldstar, definitely. I know nothing about martial arts, so maybe the Jjnko?

>> No.15042472

>>15042462
She looks like she's already turning into one, considering her attire.

>> No.15042475

>>15041530
#5-10 came up for me when I searched. Here's the specific one anon posted.

http://panda.chaika.moe/archive/18159/

>> No.15042483

>>15042469
But she was so nice. She showed me the pool, introduced me to all the other members of the swim team and she even gave me some speedos.

They are a little too small for me though, I need to tell her that the next time I go back.

>> No.15042484

>>15042469
I don't know what gossip you've been hearing, but I must inform you that Orca-chan is in fact a calm, chill lady.

>> No.15042487

>>15042451
To be honest, there's quite a few monstergirls I'd do that to.
But kobolds are just about the sweetest, kindest monstergirls you're going to find. Like the concept of hate doesn't exist within them whatsoever. Their hearts are so full of compassion there's physically no room for any of the anger or vileness which can affect other people.

It's the kind of perfect, pure innocence you just want to protect at any cost, because they're too good for the world they're born into.

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>>15042465
>swim team
I also want to join it for, you know, reasons.

>> No.15042495

>>15042484
Orca pls
>>15042483
this is how it starts

>> No.15042501

>>15042495
Look at this face >>15037099. Does she look like a bully to you? Don't be paranoid now.

>> No.15042502

>>15042493
I don't know how to swim, do you think they would teach me?

>> No.15042505

>>15042388
>By the way, aren't the wiki entries written by a human dude who's fearful of monstergirls according to the lore?
The wandering scholar doesn't fear them so much as he's just tired of everyone's shit. Doesn't matter if it's the Order or monsters.

>> No.15042506

>>15042502
Don't worry, they will teach you many of things.

>> No.15042508

>>15042493
Because they're all really strong and cool? The Sharkgirls are way taller and stronger than me. They can pick me up and hug me really tight.

It gets hard to breathe after a while though. Another weird thing, they all seemed to be hungry when they saw me. They all licked their lips and smiled a lot.
>>15042495
What's the worst that could happen?

>> No.15042512

>>15042508
>they all seemed to be hungry when they saw me. They all licked their lips and smiled a lot.
I think you should invite them to your home to have dinner.

>> No.15042514

>>15042508
underwater rape, that's what
>>15042501
behind the smile is a hot blooded rapist

>> No.15042515

>>15042505
He's a complete monster apologist, almost as bad as that Norwegian politician

>> No.15042516

>>15042469
>would impregnate with boys
>then monsterize
After they're born? Because if you don't wait, they'll alp in the womb. Is that what you want? To raise a bunch of alps that never knew they were male in the first place?

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>>15042493
>See the list of monstergirls KC is working on
>No mention of shark girl again

>> No.15042521

>>15042412
How many have you seen?

>> No.15042526

>>15042516
of course I'd wait, I don't want alps

>> No.15042527

>>15042516
That's how you get tomboy monstergirls.

>> No.15042531

>>15042412
That's like, your opinion man.

>> No.15042532

>>15042518
At least knightly shrimpgirls are pretty much confirmed after Flowkelps enty was released.

>> No.15042533

>>15042527
So, you're saying we should do it? I mean, with a paladin mother they'd know sword skills and be able to kick ass too.

>> No.15042534

>>15042454
>How badly beaten
9. I have a bit of martial arts and wrestling experience, but I'm going to be eating the mat (among other things) a lot.

As for who to join, it's no contest. I've actually wanted to learn sambo, so I guess I'm going to be getting a lot more bumps from that Jinko.

>> No.15042537

>>15042512
What a great idea. I'll invite them all home and we can have dinner alone.
>>15042514
Orca-senpai would never do such a thing!

>> No.15042546

>>15042537
>Orca-senpai would never do such a thing!
she grabbed my crotch "accidentally" one time , the teachers didn't even do anything about it

>> No.15042548

>>15042534
>Jinko throws you around the mat
>after shower and rough sex, she massages your joints and cuddles with you, chuffing softly

>> No.15042553

>>15042546
I'm sure it was an accident. She did that to me when she was showing me around the pool.

>> No.15042555

>Finally thrown Jinko teacher to the ground and pin her.
>Release all the pent up rage on lust you had on her.

>> No.15042556

>>15042506
Are they going to teach me CPR in case someone drowns?

>> No.15042558

>>15042518
What list?

>> No.15042559

>>15042537
>alone
Good idea, also while preparing the food cut one of your fingers and let the blood come out so they can heal you back and set up the mood.

>> No.15042561

>>15042548
Rough sex followed by a shower, or rough sex during the shower? This is an important distinction to make.

>> No.15042565

>>15042558
One posted the last thread.

>> No.15042570

>>15042561
during

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>>15042553
Accident or no, it's still sexual harassment, I'll have to tell Principal Danuki about this

>> No.15042580

>>15042537
>Orca-senpai would never do such a thing!
>Apex predator known for vicious cunning
>Literally eats sharks for breakfast and shits on the day of anything it's own size or smaller
>Pods can even shit on the day of things bigger than them
>Even 'trained' orcas will attack their handlers
Honestly, I'm more scared of her than the sharks

>> No.15042586

>>15042555
>>15042548
>>15042561
Such unprofessional behavior. It's nigh impossible to find a moment's peace to study in this god forsaken MGC College anymore. I'm trying to study here if you don't mind. Goddamn fluid mechanics ain't no cakewalk, you know.

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>>15042586
I'm sure there's more than a few girls around who'd help you with your fluid mechanic, anon.

>> No.15042596

>>15042586
>implying the Crow Tengu that's been following you to the library for two months isn't going to pin you down in the reference section and make a man out of you

>> No.15042598

>>15042324
Anon, I've already come to the conclusion that, even in a dystopian monstergirl society, my life would go better.

This doesn't mean I'm a traitor, defeatist, or otherwise don't appreciate personal freedom.

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Megane and braids is the best combo.

Remember it can be combo'd with things like "tomboy" too.

>> No.15042601

>>15042580
It's only captive orcas that has attacked people though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1ZkkHesyjg

Orcas are amazing animals. Extremely intelligent, able to pass the mirror test and even seem to not only view humans as outside of the food chain, but distinguish between individuals and discern intent by observing body language and vocal tone.

>> No.15042602

>>15042574
Principal Danuki is the bad guy here.

>> No.15042604

>>15042596
Crow tengus are far too shy to do that. They'll stutter before running off with some flimsy excuse

>> No.15042609

>>15042601
I don't see how the fuck they wouldn't just eat humans like they do seals.

>> No.15042611

>>15042602
>Principal Danuki
you dare speak badly of our beloved principal? Don't you know what she does to "naughty" boys like you?

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Holy shit, Granblue has a lot of cute sluts in it. Makes me surprised it's so under the radar here.

Then again, I have yet to actually play the game but still.

>> No.15042616

>>15042604
Unless it's that time of year.

>> No.15042622
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>>15042615
>Under the radar
Did you look at this thread? There's a ton of Granblue in this one, and the girls get posted fairly regularly.

>> No.15042625

>>15042615
Don't, it's a Jew scam.

>> No.15042626

>>15042609
Orcas live everywhere in the sea, so it would make sense but Orcas have some of the most strict diets for "tasty" food. Humans are not tasty for orcas. Also for some reason Orcas just kinda have a culture that kinda says "Yeah humans are cool to play with." Sometimes the playing goes to far and trainers are hurt/killed in the process.

>> No.15042628

>>15042616
Are you seriously saying that you can't fight off a horny tengu? they're really light so it doesn't take much to shove them off you

>> No.15042629

>>15042600
I like both of those things. But why have I never thought to combine them?

>> No.15042632

>>15042595
I'll have to refuse. Study groups never worked for me.

>> No.15042635

I don't know why a man would even attempt to become stronger in a monster girl setting.

>> No.15042636

>>15042628
They're crafty and fairly powerful. They'll find a way to get you.

>> No.15042639

>>15042611
What does she do?

>> No.15042640

>>15042622
>most of the girls are canonically short with big tits
That's my jam.
>>15042625
Aww man. But at least I can follow it and Fate/GO for the porn and designs it produces.

>> No.15042643

>>15042635
Because they dont know the loving care of being smothered in a strong girls breast as she strokes your hair.

>> No.15042646

>>15042640
they produce*

>> No.15042647

>>15042639
bare bottom spanking followed by facesitting

>> No.15042648

>>15042635
I want to dom a monstergirl

>> No.15042649

>>15042635
Can men join the radical faction? I believe humans are inferior to the superior Monster Girls and that all human women should be corrupted while all human men are given to powerful Monster Girls who'll protect them, love them, and keep them happy.

>> No.15042650

>>15042648
Well then have fun with literally zero content that appeals to your fetish.

>> No.15042651

>>15042609
It's not like we can ask them.
There's been cases of young orcas separated from their pods actively seeking out people, possibly hoping that they'll be able to get help finding their pod, or maybe just viewing people as the best substitute for said missing pod.
They get violent in captivity because they're fully aware that they've been taken from their home and confined, and they're not happy about it.

>> No.15042654

>>15042635
Because if there is one thing that's stronger than love, it's anger.

>> No.15042658

>>15040996
>http://i.imgur.com/G85KJzd.jpg
Out of curiosity, what's so bad about this? It seems so tame. Is it the tentacles?

>> No.15042661

>>15042654
So are you saying that if a monster girl pisses a man off she won't be coming away from that experience without being in a huge amount of pain?

>> No.15042662

>>15042647
Time to teepee the Principals house.

>> No.15042666

>>15042635
Because you don't want to be a useless thing only used for cum. Become strong and prove to your waifu that you can do more than just feed and have sex with her. Show that you can do house chores and take care of the children, spend quality time training and getting strong with her so that you can look her face to face, proud of what you've become.

>> No.15042670

>>15042662
She'll suspect it was you and you'll be in real trouble.

>> No.15042674

>>15042666
Or you could tell her to fuck off and find a wife that isn't a cunt that looks down on me and treats me like a child.

>> No.15042678

>>15042670
Yeah, I heard she has a special technique for straightening out delinquents

>> No.15042682

>>15042674
>you
I*

>> No.15042686

>>15042674
I was saying that for those who have strong waifus, like a hellhound or a dragon.

BUT if you have a kind and gentle waifu you need to get strong so you can protect her.

>> No.15042687

>>15042658
It reminds me a lot of that CWC big straw image which gives it some Deviantart-tier qualities, and the expressions and facial proportions on top of it being yurifaggotry don't help either. Shame though, their curves and tiddies are really well done, them inverted puffy nipples too.

That, and the picture feels like it's associated with someone from here.

>> No.15042693

>>15042658
It's just not the best drawn image. That's it really.
Personally, I also really don't like piercings.

>> No.15042694

>>15042686
But what if you want to be strong and protect a strong waifu.

>> No.15042695

>>15042670
She can't go after him over mere assumptions. That's unprofessional. She has no proof.

>> No.15042704

>>15042694
Then godspeed, you person of good taste.

>> No.15042707

>>15042695
What if she had a security system because of things like this happening in the past.

>> No.15042708

>>15042695
She'll fuck a confession out of you

>> No.15042709

>>15042704
>good taste
That's not what /mgt/ tells me.

>> No.15042712

>>15042694
>I'm going to do what my waifu can already do
Makes no sense

>> No.15042713

>>15042694
You both become strong so you can watch her back and she can watch yours. You can depend on her for anything and there is no need to be scared, she is going to be there for you and she will protect you the same you you will protect her.

God, I love relationships like this

>> No.15042715

>>15042712
>Not wanting to double the stronk
It's like you want your children to have shitty genes.

>> No.15042716

>>15042708
Then she gets arrested for sexual assault

>> No.15042720

>>15042712
>Some men like a challenge and want to dominate a woman that is strong.
Yeah man, makes no sense.

>> No.15042724

>>15042709
Having a strong wife, and training to be strong is the best.
Maybe it's because my love of wolfgirls stretches to encompass both hellhounds and kobolds, but I see no downside to either one. No matter who your waifu is, you should get strong for her anyway. Wherever it's to protect and princess carry her, fight alongside her, or to have feral wrestle-sex bouts with her.

>> No.15042726

>>15042716
But you already signed a paper that said you consented to any future sexual acts when you enrolled.

>> No.15042727

>>15042635
To avoid the monstergirls I don't like until I can find my waifu and submit to her. Apart from that, no I don't know either.

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>> No.15042734

>>15042715
>>15042720
Not him, but I'd rather be a cute supportive house husband for my big strong waifu. I want to tend to the house and her needs, raise the children, and make sure my family is happy.

>> No.15042735

>>15042709
/mgt/ is full of betas who want to be the woman of the relationship.

>> No.15042736

>>15042726
No I didn't, I even have a copy and nothing like that is in it.

>> No.15042741

>>15042736
It's in the fine print.

>> No.15042744

>>15042735
It's really cringeworthy at times.

>> No.15042747

>>15042716
>implying that the police would care
>implying the police aren't all in the danuki family's pocket

>> No.15042748

>>15042732
Please stop pouting young Alice, I'll get you some ice cream.

>> No.15042752

>>15042735
>>15042744
But at least they're happy.

>> No.15042754

>>15042741
There's no such thing on the fine print.

>>15042747
Anon, your personal headcanon isn't the reality.

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>Get out of class for the day
>Kiki is waiting outside the building for you
>It's evening now
>You hold hands and walk to the market, to buy ingredients for dinner
>You chat as you walk home
>Make dinner together
>Write a paper as she cleans
>Kiss her goodnight
>Sleep non-lewldy cuddling her in your arms

>> No.15042764

>>15042752
It's still annoying as fuck to share a thread with them, especially when they shout down any fetish barring the black listed ones that doesn't appeal to them.

>> No.15042765

>>15042744
I see cringeworthy when doms go full "muh dick" and you don't see me complaining all the time.

>> No.15042767

>>15042754
It's in fine print and poorly worded.

>> No.15042771

>>15042764
>black listed
Whoops, accidentally put a space there.

>> No.15042774

>>15041779
>Proto-kiki
She looks ready to knife you and force you to take her as your maid.

>> No.15042781

>>15042765
>you don't see me complaining all the time.
>Being a lying bitch.

>> No.15042786

>>15042255
The good fight

>> No.15042788

>>15042781
I didn't know you could see my especific posts, anon.

>> No.15042789

Now that I think about it, since MGC is kind of a watered down modern-day version of MGE, would the Order be reduced to being the city's police department to keep balance so things won't get out of hand?

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>>15042774
>She looks ready to knife you and force you to take her as your maid.
now i need a picture of sakuya as a kiki

>> No.15042804

>>15042752
>>15042765
Why are you responding? He's just trying to start shit.

>> No.15042806

>>15042767
Then that can easily be dismissed. Case closed, she's going to jail.

>> No.15042807

>>15041779
All she needed was hatpy feet and she'd be perfect.

>> No.15042810

>>15042789
The order would be a bunch of bitter old men who scream at monstergirls but can't legally do anything to them because that would be murder.

>> No.15042834

>>15042789
I headcanon that the MGC paladins are a mix of highly trained monstergirls and humans whose job it is to maintain the balance of power and deal with monstergirls that normal police can't.

>> No.15042842

>>15042789
>Not remembering Community Paladin
>Thinking MGC is just modern MGE

Oy.

>> No.15042849

>>15042842
Almost forgot the riot knights too.

>> No.15042851

>>15042810
I want to go to a Paladin Nursing Home and have lewd sex with my Monster Girl Waifu where she dominates me and all the angry Paladins shout from their rocking chairs on the porch but are unable to do anything because what she's doing is completely legal!

Then the Mindflayer Head Nurse shoos both of us away and yells at us for making the old Paladins rowdy before dinner time!

>> No.15042858

>>15042789
MGC is full on dystopian shithole man, there's no human cops.

>> No.15042863

>>15042858
I always hated this line of thought.

>> No.15042869

>>15042858
There are no humans period, only husks that now serve as cumpumps. Let MGC be a reminder to never let monster girls move into your community and never marry them.

>> No.15042872

>>15042858
I'd say more like good old Megacity One. There's a police force, but the crime is just too overwhelming for it.

There's been a few versions over the years too. Humans and monsters partnering up. Monsters being the corrupt regular cops and paladins serving as a neighborhood watch with swords. Stuff like that.

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>>15042789
Emergency Paladin services, just call 0118 999 881 999 119 7253

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There's so much sodium in the air tonight, yeesh.

>> No.15042882

>>15042872
>paladins serving as a neighborhood watch with swords.
This is the best headcanon.

>> No.15042891

>>15042879
I just want to talk about cute kobolds...

>> No.15042896

>>15042879
It's what happens when you share a thread with maledom niggers.

>> No.15042897

>>15042635
So you can get the waifu you want.

>> No.15042902

>>15042869
What's with the paladinfags today?

>> No.15042910

>>15042897
Your opinion doesn't matter to monster girls.

>> No.15042911

Hammerhead shark girl?

>> No.15042913

>>15042896
Shut up /pol/locks, jesus

>> No.15042919

>>15042879
How do you get your octopus girl daughter to stop sucking on her tentacles?

>> No.15042922

>>15042913
>Saying nigger makes you a /pol/ user.
Are you serious?

>> No.15042923
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Talking about human rights again Anon? I like good jokes too.

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>>15042355
Anon, literally every monster pussy in MGQ is better than human pussy and that would translate across MGE and at least some of EMG.

From abomination to best girl.

>> No.15042926

>>15042911
Would never look good. Either the head would be properly shaped and be an abomination or it would be a cute hat and cosplay-tier. Those two are about the only options. You can't get a good distinct hammerhead. Same reason you'll never see a good elephant girl, really.

>> No.15042928

>>15042923
Shut up whore.

>> No.15042930

>>15042919
Let her latch onto your shoulder to keep her tentacles busy, but then she'll start nibbling on your ear instead.

>> No.15042931

>>15042924
I FUCKING HATE ALMA

>> No.15042932

>>15042891
I wish I could live in a kobold pit.

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>>15042923

>> No.15042936

>>15042924
Except Lilim

>> No.15042937

>>15042923
Even for a chibi character these head-body proportion are absurd. It's like a normal realistic head put on a stickman's body.

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>>15042891
Helping a kobold be cute enough to win the annual canine monstergirl competition

>> No.15042942

>>15042924
>literally every monster pussy in MGQ is better than human pussy
Holy fuck you're delusional. MGQ girls are trash.

>> No.15042943

>>15042932
I just wish I could live with a loving kobold

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>>15042397
Somebody did a decent amount of these. There's a Chun-Li one too.

>> No.15042945

>>15042937
I can just see her wobbling back and forth, arms flailing, trying to stay upright with that gigantic head.

>> No.15042946

>>15042842
Community Paladin?

>> No.15042947

>>15042944
What's the point of turning Chun-Li into a monstergirl without any thighs?

>> No.15042948

>>15042944
>Ruining best girl by making her a gross horse.
I want the fag who made these to die.

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>>15042942
You're both wrong. Granted, there's a lot of shit ones, but there's good ones.

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>>15042942
We're talking about pussy pleb-prime.

As in the part your dick goes into.

>> No.15042958

>>15042936
Lilims a best. Except Mari's OC.

>> No.15042962

>>15042946
Super friendly paladin peace officer that helps humans and monsters alike. Wears a police siren on his helmet.

>> No.15042963

>>15042951
I know what you meant, it's still true.

>> No.15042964 [DELETED] 

>>15042851
Nigger.

>> No.15042969

>>15042958
Then why are they unable to get a guy without throwing a few dozen dark matters into a town first? Even a vanilla succubus can land a guy without first turning him into an incubus.

>> No.15042970

>>15042930
Couldn't you just get her a pacifier like a human kid?

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>>15042948
Anon if you can't love your waifu if she was turned into a Centaur she was never your waifu to begin with.

>>15042963
All right now you're just being delusional.

>> No.15042974

>>15042962
Well he doesn't sound too bad. Is this from a writefag or what?

>> No.15042979

>>15042969
They just do it to help everyone.

>> No.15042981

>>15042969
A Lilim can get a good fuck no problem. The problem is getting a husband that operates on any level beyond 'fuck Lilim and cum lots for her.'

>> No.15042987

>>15042973
>Ruining Chun's thighs and ass.
Fuck off horsefucker.

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>>15042974
He's just ancient MGC threadcanon from loads of stories, about the same as other threadcanon characters like Charon. They didn't start in a particular story.

>> No.15042993

>>15042973
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDQF_NNqbJc
Your logic is worse than watching a kid with progeria crack every one of his ribs trying to catch a NERF ball

>> No.15042998

>>15042981
Exactly the point. Even a little Lizardman can manage to find a decent husband, but Lilim are so incompetent at everything they just throw power around and expect it to solve everything. In the end, all they get are some fancy meat-based vibrators, while even the Oomukades and Ant Arachne have loving, devoted husbands.

>> No.15043008

How can you say that you love your waifu if you can't even eat her poop?

>> No.15043018

>>15042993
>worse than watching a kid with progeria crack every one of his ribs trying to catch a NERF ball

Col. Gathers pls

>> No.15043025

>>15042998
I want to be a loving devoted husband for a Lilim!

>> No.15043034

>>15043025
>Lilim
They're SHIT.

>> No.15043043

>>15042993
I guess batman taking a suitcase to the back of the head and crashing down from the 4th floor into a poker table is a funny situation.

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>>15042998
>Oomukades
Let's not get too crazy here.

If you want to take the entries more literally, I'd guess that most Lilims can't help it. They're so crammed full of power that most people get worked into a frenzy just being in their vicinity. To top it off, they're naturally inclined to turn their surroundings into an eternal orgy, so 'throw charms spells at everything in sight' is probably S.O.P. for them. It'd take a will of titanium to resist their passive magic, convince them to not charm-rape you on the spot, and actually have a meaningful relationship with one.

Tl;DR: Lilims just want love, but all they know is rape.

>> No.15043054

>>15043034
No they aren't.

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I will never get tired of watching this

https://my.mixtape.moe/jdezvk.webm

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>>15043034
That's like, your opinion man.

>> No.15043066

>>15043054
Yes they are anon! I mean, they're still better then Lolis but they're still shit!

>> No.15043071

>>15043008
How can my waifu say she loves me if she can't even exist?

>> No.15043079

>>15043045
>all they know is rape.
So in the "grim" darkness of the far future there is only rape?

>> No.15043080

>>15043056
>Channel surfing and screen scrolling with her tail
I don't know why I found that so cute, but I did.

>> No.15043083

>>15043008
But monstergirls don't poop.
Their butts are made for anal, and even then, the waste gas they produce just smells like flowers, depending on the girl.
Monstergirls are good for the environment.

>> No.15043086

>>15043066
Lilims are okay
You on the other hand, are ugly as fuck. Same with your mother.

>> No.15043099

>>15043079
Only paladincucks believe MGE is grimderp. Everyone knows it's a hubox.

>> No.15043105

>>15043099
It's hugdark.

>> No.15043108

>>15043083
I can live with this.

>> No.15043110

>>15043105
>hugdark
>grimbox

>> No.15043113

>>15043079
Not really. I've always thought of it as almost every girl will at least offer you the opportunity for sex first (How gentle they are when you say yes is another matter), and that they only go to straight to rape if they're either desperate, under some sort of supernatural influence (magic, the moon, venom, etc), or you've managed to make them extremely angry/frustrated.

>> No.15043117

>>15043110
http://oglaf.com/battledress/

MURDERFUCKING

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>> No.15043130

>>15043119
I'm impressed at how elaborately decorated those horns are.

>> No.15043131

>>15043119
That poor girl! Her neck must be sore all the time from carrying those things around.

>> No.15043135

>>15043083
Monstergirls fart mamonobanana

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Mature Monster Girls in kimonos are for

>> No.15043147

>>15043143
Getting seduced and fucked by.

>> No.15043148

>>15043143
Ignoring.

>> No.15043150

>>15043143
Long nights of sensual, slightly experimental loving under the moonlight.

>> No.15043157

>>15043143
Snuggling, being seduced by, and for being Onee-samas.

>> No.15043168

>>15043143
Going to a festival and kissing while watching the fireworks, and maybe after that some cuddling and a little bit of sex.

>> No.15043175

>>15043143
Pulling their obi and unraveling them as an erotic sport.

>> No.15043177

>>15043143
getting adopted by, and then having pseudo incestuous sex and cumming inside and impregnating

>> No.15043187

>>15043143
Sexy times and impregnation.

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>>15043143
hair brushing

>> No.15043214

>>15041779
You are not doing the "making of" anymore? Also, where is the HD kiki?

>> No.15043215

How paradoxical would be to have a motherly onee-san and a clingy imouto at the same time?

>> No.15043222

>>15043208
But kejous are for hair pulling and handle bars

>> No.15043224

>>15043214
It's on Enty, just sign up for the 500 yen option on KC's page and you'll get both the making ofs and the full resolutions.

>> No.15043227

>>15043224
>paying for things
nah, i'll wait for leaks

>> No.15043234

>>15043224
I guess that's a "no".

>> No.15043235

>>15043224
No speaky moon.

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>>15043215
Nothing out of the ordinary.

>> No.15043256

>>15043215
Tell the imouto you like her but she needs to find a man of her own, she can't rely on her older sibling, that's forbidden love.

Then go and ask your Onee-san if you did a good job, receive headpats, and if she asks you to remove pants do it.

>> No.15043260

>>15043240
I want to be a rough bara Paladin with a loli that barely reaches to my chest taking care of me and spoiling me like if i was a little child.

>> No.15043271

>>15043208
I want to compliment a Kejourou with genuine sincerity. They're just too cute.

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>>15043177
>Get adopted by a nippon monstergirl
>she raises you like a doting mother
>Also subversively plants lewd thoughts in your head
>Accidental peeks at her, subtle double entendres, talking about about children and sex
>All to have you constantly thinking about her
>You get off to thoughts of her, but hate yourself for thinking about your 'mother' like that
>On your eighteenth birthday, she springs her trap
>She takes you down to the local town festival
>She's dressed in her most elegant kimono and looks beautiful in her make-up
>She also gets slightly more over in her teasing
>She hangs off you all day, making sure you keep eyeing her u and thinking of her
>Walk back to the house in the dark, alone and quiet
>She gently guides you to her room, distracting you with small talk
>Her room is lit only by moonlight from the window and a myriad of candles around the room
>All meant to accenntuate her features
>She sits down on the bed, leaning into you, speaking in that soft, sensual tone
>You lose control and kiss her deeply
>When you come away, you're shocked at your actions
>You apologize furiously, ashamed of having such indecent thoughts about your mother
>She places a hand on your sheek turning yout to face her
>She's got that loving look on her face, underscored by her own lust
>She comforts you, tells you it's okay to feel this way
>She says it's only natural for a boy to love his mother, and that this is the purest expression of that love
>She feigns innocence as she lays you down on the bed, embracing you, pulling you into another kiss
>She gives you little nudges, guiding your hand to undo her kimono
>She breaks the kiss and leans up atop you, her robe falling away as she rises
>The moon and candles play off her features, dancing across her flawless skin, her eyes glittering like gemstones
>You can't restrain yourself anymore and throw yourself atop her
>The two of you lose yourself in carnal bliss, drowning yourselves in a night of forbidden love
>Your 'mother' plays the part of a meek woman, but she is in total control
>She's spent years building up to this and she was going to enjoy it
>every gesture, every comment, perfectly orchestrated to have you ravish her
>She subtlely guides you along every inch of her body that night, fulfilling both of your deepest fantasies
>You fill her with load after load, claiming your mother's womb as your own
>Finally spent, the two of you collapse onto the bed, holding each other close
>She strokes your hair, letting out a small laugh
>'Hmhmm, we belong to each other now, sweetie. Don't worry, Mother will always love her darling boy.'
>She plant a soft kiss on your forehead as you drift off to sleep in her arms

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>>15043279
>Jabbermom husbando husbandry
I approve wholeheartedly.

>> No.15043310

>>15042760
Now that's the life I could use, simple yet very satisfying.

>> No.15043321

>>15043143
>>15043177
>>15043279
>>15043302
I want to sit on my nippon Jabbermom's lap! I want her to stroke my air with her long claws and subtly give me lewd thoughts!

>> No.15043322

Would you have anal sex with a smug monoeye?

>> No.15043324

>>15043279
>>15043302
>tfw no jabbermom to smother you with her breast.

Why cruel universe?

>> No.15043326

>>15043322
we'll see how smug she is after I get cum in her eye!

>> No.15043327

>>15043322
Is there enough cushion for the pushin?

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>>15043324
I'd rather her thighs personally. You can use them as a seat on her lap, as a pillow for her head, or something to fuck when she pulls you into her bedroom for stress relief.

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>>15043143
I don't know but we need more of them

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I am so looking forward to this game.

>> No.15043345

>>15043336
>being adopted by a ryu

Oh yes.

>> No.15043347

>>15043143
>>15043279
>>15043302
>>15043331
I'm so happy that none of these Wockies have that stupid brooch, I can finally rest in peace.

>> No.15043352

>>15043336
I can't help but admire how nice of a design that Ryu has. I should probably get around to reading the story she's from at some point too.
>>15043344
I can't wait for the porn it'll, especially if the nip responsible for the most recent CG set produces more.

>> No.15043358

>>15043352
the porn it'll give rise to*

>> No.15043360

>>15043336
I absolutely love her look in that pic, along with that seductive look on her face.

>> No.15043361

>>15043352
She's from a story? Link?

>>15043345
>You'll never be the single boy adopted by a Ryu who turned her shrine into an orphanage
>You'll never grow up with tons of monstergirl "sisters" and the most beautiful MG of all as your mother
>You'll never have your pick of them and become a man with them

>> No.15043362

>>15043352
You speak as if there isn't already an ass-load of porn out there for Shantae
One of my favorite gifs: http://imgur.com/4b3IfLo

>> No.15043364

>>15043352
>nip responsible for the most recent CG set produces more.
care to expand on that?

>> No.15043366

>>15043361
>>15043352
As the guy who wrote said story, I'd recommend waiting until I finish revising it. Much more Ara~ and healing that way. The wiki contest's word limit really put a damper on it.

>> No.15043370

Which nip mamono would make the best mom? I'd say a kitsune, with nine tails

>> No.15043372

>>15043366
>Word limit
I can understand a minimum, but a limit on the number of words? That's just stupid.

>> No.15043374

>>15043364
tsukiwani

>> No.15043377

>>15043372
I didn't feel like read 50 novels.

>> No.15043382

>>15043366
I'm gonna forget about it if I don't get a link to it right now, I honestly just ctrl + f a few keywords in these threads and I only stumbled across this by accident.

>> No.15043386

>>15043366
I'll take you up on that.
>>15043370
Agreed. Especially if they foresee your birth.

>> No.15043388

>>15043143
>>15043279
What's a brown British Monster Girl doing in a Japanese country anyways?

>> No.15043398

>>15043388
Occupation after the second mamomo war where they dropped two dark matters on zipanguese cities.

>> No.15043401

>>15043386
And nine fluffy tails to cradle you in, and powerful magic to protect you from bullies

>> No.15043402

>>15043388
Insert the monstergirl of your choice then. I intentionally left the mother's species ambiguous for that. I just happened to have a Jabberwock in a kimono to complement the original poster.

>> No.15043416

>>15043402
>No spooky Onryo motheru

>> No.15043436

>>15043401
>Bully tries punching you in the nose
>They feel it instead
>One tries to kick you in the jewels
>Doubles over in pain
>You're untouchable, and people just hurt themselves if they try
>But you feel it if you try to hurt anybody
>Can't have her son grow up being cruel after all

>> No.15043438

>>15043402
I wasn't saying it was a bad thing, I was just pointing out how bizarre it is.

Then again, I guess Wonderland girls are bizarre, I wouldn't be surprised if they just randomly popped up in some cultures. A Cheshire Amazon, an undersea Mad Hatter, an Egyptian Alice, etc.

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>>15043401
>>15043436
>other hussies try to make a move on her beloved son (future husband)
>she simply stares them down with her razor sharp teeth bared, sometimes drawing blood on the corner of her lips out of sheer fury

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>>15043436
what would having a fluffy tail for a mom be like?

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>you will never wife a monster girl who is the only one of her kind

>> No.15043483

>>15043440
This is improper, squirrel lady.

>> No.15043489

>>15043478
>you will never make daughters so her kind never dies out.

>> No.15043497

>>15043476
Very very comfy. Lots of cuddling. You can play hide and seek and win by hiding in her fluffy tails, as long as she isn't playing. Attempts to set you up with your three hundred year old aunt that has never had a successful date.

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>>15043478
Isn't that literally the case for Fire Emblem Awakening?

>not breeding doggystyle with literally the last monster girl on earth and have yourself a monster son and a monster daughteru

>> No.15043503

>>15043498
>monster son
>>>/lgbt/

>> No.15043504

>>15043498
>a monster son
naah

>> No.15043515

>>15043503
It's a reference to the game anon, calm your ass down.
Though Monsterboys are shit and shouldn't be mentioned.
Panne was my third pick for my character's waifu, but I ended up going with Lucina instead.

>> No.15043516

>>15043498
/feg/ pls go

>> No.15043518

>>15043503
wow, such trigger

She will always have a son regardless of who she marries, but if you want her to have a daughter, you have to fuck her instead of letting her fuck someone else

>> No.15043519

>>15043503
Eat shit fucko

Scalia is kill

eternal summer tier

>> No.15043520

>>15043497
>Attempts to set you up with your three hundred year old aunt that has never had a successful date.
But why would she want to give her cute son to a loose and improper inari like her? The only one who gets to see you naked is kitsune mom

>> No.15043527

>>15043498
Rawqrararawg!

That's Dragon for >Monster son

>> No.15043529

>>15043498
"Last" implies that others existed at some point.

>> No.15043535

>>15043529
That girl in the picture? Yeah, people hunted her kind to near extinction because they're assholes.
Mankind in the Fire Emblem universe pretty much wiped out catgirls anon, how does that make you feel?

>> No.15043537

>>15043518
Not him, but you remind me of that ex-Monmusu threadgoer from the last thread.

>> No.15043539

>>15043520
To show you that every other woman out there is horrible, and you should date mother. Now let her wash your back for you.

>> No.15043545

>>15043529
Correct. There used to be a population of monster people, but Fire Emblem universe humans are watered-down 40k space marines.

>> No.15043548

>>15043535
If I wanted to play race war simulator 2016 I'd go talk to my unholy Frankenstein of /r9k/, /v/, and /pol/ of a 'friend.' In short, time to start increasing the biodiversity.

>> No.15043551

>>15043520
>>15043539
Come on, Auntie isn't that bad.

>> No.15043553

>All these surprise boxes

>> No.15043556

>>15043548
It happened in the background anon, not during the actual game.

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>>15043553
BOO

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>>15043551
She's rather creepy though. She just creeps around her shrine and surprises people that don't hear her coming.

>> No.15043565

>>15043559
Don't spook me like that

>> No.15043566

>>15043551
Auntie is lewd and immature, unlike your mom. And she only has six tails, obviously inferior

>> No.15043578

>>15043564
And she spends most of the day in her shrine on her computer or watching TV, what a dork

>> No.15043579

>>15043551
>>15043564
>>15043566
Look, sure Auntie Inari is lewd, and immature, and lacks social skills, and has a bit of a weight problem, and drinks sake too much, and doesn't know how to properly smoke a pipe yet and the one time she tried nearly burned off her tail, and doesn't have any real experience with boys, and her hair is messy, and her tail fur is unbrushed and full of knots...

But she's still your Auntie! You should give her a chance. Family comes first.

>> No.15043591

>>15043566
>>15043578
>>15043564
>>15043539
>Ragging on your sister like that
Foxmum sure sounds like a right cunt. I would prefer a laid back kind of confidence that her son would assuredly chose her, not this desperate backbiting.

>> No.15043595

>>15043578
Her best friends are children! She watches cartoons with them and sends them on snack runs!

>> No.15043599

>>15043579
I would!
But I'd need to see what my Aunty is into before we do anything though.

>> No.15043612

>>15043591
She never forgot the time her sister stole her favorite dress.

>> No.15043617

>>15043579
Anon that's not fair. I can't be expected to choose between two now. Why would you do this?

>> No.15043619

>>15043579
>Doesn't have any real experience with boys
>Hair is messy
>Tail fur is unbrushed and full of knots
Sounds like I have a lot of work to do.

>> No.15043622

>>15043579
That's Good she doesn't know how to smoke, smoke is disgusting and a waste of her money. Plus due to the fact she's barely smoked, she looks far more beautiful and happier in general.

>> No.15043627

>>15043579
Don''t wanna.

>> No.15043635

>>15043612
Petty

>> No.15043637

>>15043599
That's what you test the waters with, experiment, do a little reconnaissance. Is Auntie a dom, or a sub? What kind of fetishes click her clock, whats her ideal man? A little boy to spoil, a man to sweep her off her feet, or a close friend to confide with?

>>15043617
This is what you were born to do though Anon, pleasure single old fox girls.

>>15043619
You better get started, and keep up the work! Even just a day of being left alone and she'll revert back to her old NEET self.

>>15043622
Anon, all the other Shrine goddesses know how to smoke a pipe properly and look both mature and alluring. She looks goofy without it, and all the other foxes laugh at her. That's when she busts out the cheap sake, ice cream and mecha anime on her TV to drown out her tears.

>>15043627
You must, otherwise your Auntie Inari will be single, alone, and a virgin for another 100 years!

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>>15043619
>Tail fur is unbrushed and full of knots
What self-respecting fox would neglect proper tail care?!

>> No.15043641

I want to introduce MG's to the wonderful world of marijuana.
I want to start a hemp empire with my tanuki waifu.
I want to found my own city, known the world over for having the finest dank.
I want the seedy smoking dens of my city to be the stuff of legend.

>> No.15043643

>>15043637
>This is what you were born to do though Anon, pleasure single old fox girls.
How many though? Both?

>> No.15043646

>>15043591
Fox mom just wants to make sure that her son picks the right woman. Her.

Yandere fox mom is best mom?

>> No.15043649

>>15043637
>You must, otherwise your Auntie Inari will be single, alone, and a virgin for another 100 years!
That's her problem. All the other Fox Goddesses have no trouble getting laid, so it should be easy for her.

>> No.15043650

>>15043646
Yes.

>> No.15043655

Give me a monstergirl with EVERYTHING

>> No.15043656

>>15043638
Apparently one without a man to tell her to get her shit together.
Nothing several gallons of shampoo and conditioner, along with a good brushing, won't fix though.

>> No.15043659

>>15043637
Exactly, I'm going to see what shes into and if she wants a guy to 'have' or if she just needs a friend.

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>>15043655
Sometimes simplicity is a blessing.

>> No.15043668

>>15043637
But she doesn't need a pipe to look good Auntie Inari looks good and better without it, plus compared to my mom she looks in better health. Also if anyone insults my sweet and nerdy aunt, I'll just comfort her with cuddle sessions as she cry's into my shoulder, meanwhile I'll be there to tell her to ignore all those foxes for I think she more alluring and far sweeter than them. I will be there always to comfort her and give her all my love, so that she knows that I only have eyes for her and that cuddling with one another while watching anime together is one of my favorite things to do with her.

>> No.15043669

I'm sure that Auntie Inari wouldn't mind sharing you, but would foxmom want to share her cute son with a slacker like her?

>> No.15043670

>>15043666
Satan-chan, who is this Asylum Demon?

>> No.15043671

>>15043637
>Mech Anime

Time to bond over Megas.

>> No.15043672

>>15043671
Speaking of mech anime, I've got Gundam Origins on my shelf. Which species of daughteru would like reading it the best?

>> No.15043676

>>15043672
Wurms, liches, witches, and anything interested in science.

Wyverns would be good too.

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>>15043676
>But why does Red Comet move faster? There's no logical reason for this!

>> No.15043686

>>15043681
>He's red.
>"But that doesn't make sense! A color doesn't make you faster!"
>You've never met an orc have you?

>> No.15043689

>>15043681
>Orc who lives next door knocks on the wall
>"Cuz da red ones is fastah!"

>> No.15043696
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>>15043668
What if foxmom catches you and yells at her sister for stealing her son from her?

>> No.15043708

>>15043696
I'm sure he wouldn't mind his mother sitting with them and watching.

>> No.15043710

>>15043689
An orc lives next door?

Shit.

Well, I'll be back in a few, gonna need to buy a few dozen gallons of purple and orange paint.

>> No.15043715

>>15043710
What do those colors do?

>> No.15043720

Are there any milf fox stories?

>> No.15043722

>>15043715
Well, purple is the stealthiest color for one.
Never seen an orc painted purple now have you?

>> No.15043723

>>15043715
They make you right SNEAKY.

And if you ask, how? Simple. You've never seen an orc done up in purple and orange, have you?

>> No.15043726

>>15043722
>>15043723
My god, you're right. There could be an orc in my room waiting to jump my bones right now!

>> No.15043731

>>15043696
Why would I be caught, I chose Auntie Inari of my own free will over her due to the fact we get along better and share more passions with one another. I'd say to her that I'm having a fun time cuddling with Auntie and that I'm showing her the kindness and love she deserves but up until now hadn't yet received. Plus seeing Auntie smile at having someone love her for her looks and personality is worth seeing every day and watching anime together has really helped our relationship bond grow strong and close.

>> No.15043735
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15043735

Would you a monster girl even if society was against it?

>> No.15043737

>>15043726
>Oy 'umie! Leave the lights on!
>I can't see yah if its dark.

>> No.15043738

I want to motorboat and MG's butt.

>> No.15043747

>>15043726
It's more like, if you can't see one, there's one hidden. If you CAN see one, there's one more hidden.

>> No.15043748

>>15043708
Exactly, all three of us can watch anime together and grow closer because of it. This will also help both my mom and auntie to reunite and make up past grievances, meanwhile I am the glue to help them be happier. Plus its a great way for me to learn about both of them and show them that both of them can be equally loved as much as the other, for each has traits I like and a three way cuddle while watching anime will surely help put them in the happiest mood ever.

>> No.15043751

>>15043747
Pls no

>> No.15043752

>>15043748
At least until the super/real fights break out.

>> No.15043760

All I know is that I want to wake up wrapped up in my kitsune waifu's tails while she uses me as a living body pillow. Is that really so much to ask?

>> No.15043764

>>15043751
Don't worry, as long as you don't point them out, they won't do anything. They're being sneaky, after all, and the entire point of being sneaky is not being noticed.

>> No.15043770

>>15043752
Well then I'd just have to break up the fights then, after all they would want me the guy they both love to cry at seeing them hurt one another or become scared of them. I'd get in between them and tell them to please not fight, instead why don't we snuggle under the coziness that is both their tails. I just want the fights to end and to show them their both great and that I love them both, also that that the next episode of our show is about to come on so let's just sit down to enjoy it.

>> No.15043773

>>15043764
Maybe they should watch Monty Python's 'How not to be seen' sketch.

>> No.15043776

>>15043770
>>15043770
Sounds comfy.
A pair of fox twins would be lovely things to cuddle with

>> No.15043787

You can have your amazingly complex relationship gambits and ara ara mofu mofu. I just want to wake up from a bizarrely pleasant nightmare to a bizarrely pleasant nightmare.

>> No.15043795

>>15043776
It is for you don't even require a blanket, for mom and auntie can just use their tails to keep me warm, safe, and cozy as can be. Plus you can scratch their cute ears with each of your hands, making it so everyone get's an equal amount of love and makes them feel cozy as well. Also they enjoy nuzzling me saying how cute I am and how happy they are to both share in this quiet yet intimate sessions, for all three of us agree our cuddle session are our favorites.

>> No.15043808

>>15043787
My nigga, what would you do when she gets all flustered upon realizing you're awake?

>> No.15043817
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>> No.15043825
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>Paper due at midnight
>Assigned two weeks ago
>Start at 9 PM
>Finish at 11:55
>Turn it in at exactly 11:59

Why am I allowed to get away with this? Why do I keep doing it? I think I'm mentally ill. I need a kiki to stop this behavior.

Seriously, one look like this and I'd get my shit straight.

>> No.15043826

>>15043817
She's so soft!

Source!

>> No.15043830

>>15043817
Who's this cute Succubus and what has brought her over to my house, did she want to come visit and sow off her lovely looking lingerie just for me?

>> No.15043836

>>15043825
I've got a paper due on the 18th. At the moment it's 60% quotes.
A kiki is useless when it comes to academics. Get a scheduledog.

>> No.15043840

>>15043825
That look is bad, but imagine a crying Kiki? Imagine if you made yours cry? I think you'd instantly regret whatever you did for the rest of your life and make sure to rectify the situation ASAP.

>> No.15043841
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Which monster waifu is capable of letting her husbando enjoy Newtype sex?

>> No.15043845

>>15043836
>60% quotes.

What, how?

>> No.15043848

>>15043808
Make breakfast, of course. Wearing only an apron.

Then, a rousing morning stretch regimen, followed by a good ol' fashioned pair run, leading up to a shared shower. Nothing will happen of course, unless she instigates it, and she knows it. I can only imagine how she would take out her frustrations come dreamtime.

>> No.15043853

>>15043845
It's just three pages at the moment so it's not like it's going to stay that way. The Gulag Archipelago is a long-ass book, lots of quotes can be taken from it.

>> No.15043862

>>15043853
How long does it have to be? Also, based Solzhenitsyn.

>> No.15043865

>>15043817
I'm fondling her belly and no one can stop me.

>> No.15043872

>>15043862
7 pages minimum, but I think I'll go above that.
>based Solzehnitsyn
Indeed.

>> No.15043880

>>15043865
Not if I fondle it and give her snacks first

>> No.15043882

>>15043880
Too late!
I've already got snacks for her and am in the process of fondling her!

>> No.15043886

>>15043848
Nice, not the route I'd go down but it sounds equally as fun and leads to the same end.

>> No.15043892

>>15043886
>route

What would your plan be?

>> No.15043931

>>15043825
>Finish paper with a two week timeline in 3 hours
Either that paper was way too easy and didn't need a two week deadline, or you just did a very shit paper. Haku-sensei is going to keep you after class.

>> No.15043939
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15043939

Anyone else smell a hint cinnamon?

>> No.15043944

>>15043939
I can't see why shotas like her

>> No.15043947

>>15043944
Shotas like her?

>> No.15043950

>>15043939
Is that a Sandworm hopped up on pleasure runes?

>> No.15043954

>>15043939
I do in fact, is it homemade apple pie she made for us to share on our first date?

>> No.15043958

What would monster girls call human girls as a derogatory term?

>> No.15043960

>>15043947
>>15043944
It's because of the cinnamon.

>> No.15043965

>>15043958
shit-dick mcgee

>> No.15043966

>>15043950
Can someone elaborate on pleasure runes? I've never read the universe's extraneous material.

>> No.15043967

>>15043958
Normalcunts

>> No.15043972

>>15043944
>>15043960
Goddammit.

>> No.15043977 [SPOILER] 
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>>15043966
I think they're just tattoos that make the person's body more sensitive, especially where the rune is put. And guess who is covered in them.

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reminder that braids and tomboys DO mix.

>> No.15043984

>>15043979
I see one but not the other.

>> No.15044003

>>15043984
then you are stupid or going blind.

>> No.15044006

>>15044003
I see braids. I don't see anything tomboyish.

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>>15044006
That character he posted is literally the archetypal Tomboy.

>Tomboyishness is defined by what people wear

seriously nigger?

How the fuck have you never played/watched Steins;Gate?

>> No.15044035

>>15044025
Not him but my friend tried to get me to watch that and I dropped it in the first episode because I was not willing to put up with that one girl who makes that fucking noise all the damn time.

>> No.15044036

>>15044025
I've read the manga version, didn't recognize the character.
I don't understand why you're so upset I'm not interested in your non-MG waifu. Delete your images already.

>> No.15044048

>>15044035
Tu
Tu
Tu
Ru!
Mayushi desu!

>> No.15044051

>>15044036
your post just seems like damage control TBQH.

>> No.15044057

>>15044051
>damage control
But I just told you I didn't recognize the character. She's still not a Monster Girl, why did you take two images for her? Please don't be an asshat.

>> No.15044058

>>15044036
I won't, just because you decided to be a cunt, even though I was originally planning on doing it. Enjoy.

>> No.15044064

>>15044048
I fucking hate you.

>> No.15044070

>>15044057
I took one, someone else took the other. She's a really popular character.

>> No.15044076

>>15044048
one too many "tu's

>> No.15044079

>>15044076
Well, it has been a while.

>> No.15044086
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Which monster girl would Villetta Nu be?

>> No.15044088
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>>15044086
Kinda looks like a Dark Elf.

>> No.15044089

>>15044035

https://soundcloud.com/matrixmariox/tutturu

>> No.15044090

>>15044086
Lamia.
Dark skin and silver hair automatically qualify.

>> No.15044097

>>15044086
Going to go Dark Elf.
I think she even had a riding crop at some point.
Top tier girl.

>> No.15044099

>>15044086
Nereid.

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>>15044086
Come on, man. That's not even a challenge.
>Dark elf with a thing for military uniforms
>Give her a bop on the head and she goes dere-dere submisive

>> No.15044103

>>15044086
Look at that ass

>> No.15044115
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Everyone realizes that white hair+brown skin is part of the holy trinity of combos along with black hair+pale skin, and white hair+pale skin, right?

>> No.15044118

>>15044115
Brown skin, white hair and green eyes is my fetish.

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>>15044090
Actually, if we're making monstergirls out of noodle people, this girl would be a lamia.

>> No.15044123
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>>15044115
Of course.

White Hair + Brown Skin + Red Eyes is GOAT.
Just btw. Pic sadly not 100% related.

>> No.15044124

>>15044118
My actual brother, holy shit.

>> No.15044127
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>>15044115
White/silver hair, brown skin, and then red/gold eyes.

>> No.15044129

>>15044115
>>15044118
>>15044123
What about Brown skin and a not white but still pale color? Like silver, lavendar, or etc?

>> No.15044132

>>15044129
As long as it's a light, neutral color I'm okay with it.

>> No.15044137

>>15044129
>>15044132
yes. light colored hair is the key.

>> No.15044138

>>15044129
Silver works. Purple/lavender are usually good for clothing, along with black, white, and gold.

Honestly, if I could put her amnesiac personality into her military unifrom, I'd breed with Viletta until I could no longer walk.

>> No.15044140

>>15044086
Better question is who Kallen would be, my guess is salamander, and would Fresh Squeezed LOYALTY be swimming in pussy?

>> No.15044144

>>15044129
I have a pic of pale-turquoise hair, but not MG-related, so...

But yes, that works.

>> No.15044150

>Autist throws hissy-fit over single tangentially related post
>Cause more non-related images to get posted in defiance
>Like 20 more images get posted in mere minutes

I think we've all learned out lesson about being bossy autists, right?

>> No.15044152

>>15044140
He gets to retire on a farm with some kuudere loli...I dunno, what would Anya be?

And yes Kallen would be a Salamander.

>> No.15044153

>>15043966
>These are the magical seals that the succubus (p.8) and dark priest (p. 206) featured in this book engrave into their bodies. These exponentially amplify the pleasure received by the target with the runes engraved on her flesh, so they're mainly used by confident and highly capable monsters to enhance personal enjoyment of sex. A distinctive feature is that the increase in pleasure corresponds with the size of the area of the monster's body that is engraved with runes. The size used by the succubi is typical, and allows them to function in daily life and have sex normally, while enabling them to experience even greater pleasure. Those which cover half their body in runes, like the dark angel, do so because they have all but entirely abandoned daily life, being constantly engaged in sex. Monsters with that many runes experience sexual pleasure just from being patted on the head by a man, and stimulation of their ordinary erogenous zones fills their heads with a dizzying ecstasy. There probably isn't anyone willing to try it, but if one were to cover her entire body in runes, the pleasure would be so overwhelming that she'd almost climax just from a simple touch, to the extent that everything else but pleasure would be erased from her mind in that moment. Essentially, since demonic energy is needed to use them, they can only be used by monsters, and they're only engraved into the bodies of monsters. A human woman wouldn't be able to stand the pleasure induced by the runes, rather, the power and pleasure of a rune would cause her to transform into a crazed monster who thinks only of pleasure in the middle of the engraving process.
>“We've made a recent advancement that allows us to also embroider runes into clothing and still retain the full effects. Those with a childish, sensitive body like me don't have a lot of excessive extra flesh, unlike some others. Even without it, we can still have lots of fun with elder brother. It's something I have no use for. What? ‘Say that after finding a partner?’ Bite me!”

>> No.15044154

>>15044129
Like >>15043143?

How about two-toned hair with brown skin?

>> No.15044161

>>15044153
Hah! Fucking lolishit getting blown out at the end.

>> No.15044162

>>15044153
>Those with a childish, sensitive body like me don't have a lot of excessive extra flesh, unlike some others. Even without it, we can still have lots of fun with elder brother. It's something I have no use for. What? ‘Say that after finding a partner?’ Bite me!”

Oh Sabbath, you so wacky.

>> No.15044168

>>15044153
>Monsters with that many runes experience sexual pleasure just from being patted on the head by a man
>Headpats deliberately referenced as a sexual activity
Why does this not come up more often?

>> No.15044171 [DELETED] 

>>15044086
Better question is if Kallen is a Salamander and if FRESH SQUEEZED LOYALTY is swimming in monster girl pussy.

>> No.15044175

>>15044150
But there's only 2 images that were unrelated, and whatever fit there was is over, why are you trying to start shit again?

>> No.15044176

>>15044171
Why are you repeating this question without the spoiler tags?

>> No.15044178

>>15044152
Mantis.
I'm going with mantis.

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15044186

I'm going to bed. In the mean time, I would appreciate if you guys would look after this dragon for me. She's very excitable right now because it's that time of the year. Just keep her safe and happy until the morning.

The text between her legs on the size chart reads 'Virgin'. Have fun.~

>> No.15044189

>>15044186
What time of the year?

>> No.15044191

>>15044176
Sorry about that.
Computer had a series of crashes and I didn't think that the first one took.

>> No.15044201

>>15044178
>Pink-haired Mantis Orange Farmer
Hmm...yeah, that sounds good.

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>>15044189
You know. THAT time of year. Don't say it out loud. she gets riled up when she hears that word.

>> No.15044208

>>15044201
He got the best end.
Ougi needs to take a long trip down an elevator shaft.

>> No.15044210

>>15044206
What time comes after Easter? Lent? No, not lent. Uhh, Mardi gras?

>> No.15044212

>>15044206
You lost me.
Is it spring?

>> No.15044217

I want to tell a loli dragon that it's not rape if the man is bigger than you

>> No.15044222

>>15044175
The Villeta thing was unrelated and seemed like a response to the fag complaining.

>> No.15044223

>>15044217
That sounds like the definition of such.

>> No.15044228

>>15044222
>someone post a pic of a delicious brown girl asking what MG she'd be
>everyone embraces the topic
Again. WHY are you trying to start shit? Are you the Steins;Gate guy?

>> No.15044234

>>15044217
The funny part is that you think you have an advantage over her just because you're bigger.

>> No.15044235

>>15044208
>He got the best end.
That is what LOYALTY deserves.

>Spoiler
And in the perfect portrayal of the exact opposite...

Seriously, for all the praising of Villeta earlier, she's got shit-taste in guys.

>> No.15044238

>>15044228
No, I'm not that guy. I just love seeing bossy-fags trying to get people to do things only to have it blow up in their faces and make the situation worse.

>> No.15044240

>>15044210
>Lent
I'm now reminded of the sex-montage in Deadpool.

>> No.15044247

>>15044235
God damn.
I remember we he first came back.

I mean, he'd been entertaining as a villain before that but THAT return and his character arc in season two.

Best character by far.

And yes, Villeta has terrible taste in men.
Although I would 100% tap the Britannian officer.

Cornelia too.
She's one I can't place.

Maybe a valkryie.

>> No.15044254

>>15044123

So basically an ishvalan MG. It really is the best.

>> No.15044256

>>15044254
So scar as a monster girl?
Cute but we may want to hide the girls doing alchemy.

>> No.15044264

>>15044256

I guess. Doesn't necessarily have to be Scar, just has to have brown skin, red eyes and white hair.

>> No.15044267

>>15044264
Also reminds me of a certain lewd homonculous from a mediocre series.

>> No.15044270

>>15044238
>this shitstorm is over but I want it back
No.

>> No.15044273

>>15044240
Greatest love story ever told. This year.
Happy Women's Day

>> No.15044277
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What a nice thight.

>> No.15044284

>>15044186
>that time of the year
Girls with a breeding season when?
>she forces herself into bored sex for your sake
>then during that time of the year she rapes you non-stop for a week
How many different twisted ahegaos would she have for this?

>> No.15044287

>>15044277
That is a chubby onee-chan.

>> No.15044292
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>>15044270
Yes.

>> No.15044293

>>15044287
Yeah, got anymore chubby oneechans? They're the best ones.

>> No.15044297

>>15044292
I said no and I mean no, respect my authoritah!

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>>15044293
Here's a good one but I think she's a chubby human onee-chan

>> No.15044303

>>15044299
Well, she's going to be a pregnant one in a bit.

>> No.15044304

>>15044299
>human
A-are we being invaded?

>> No.15044308

>>15044304
She might be some sort of paladin. I'd love to hotdog a chubby former paladin onee-chan.

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>>15044303
And then there's this curvy lizard onee-chan. I don't have any chubby lizard onee-chans, though. It's very sad.

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>>15044310
Reposting Komodo nee-san for your benefit and pleasure.

>> No.15044319

>>15044308
Too true.
I'd even try to get her in that old plate of her so she could show it off. even if it's a bit tighter than I remember.


I want her to eventually go monster because she's afraid to lose me to one, something I wouldn't actually do and inform her of next time we saw each other.


>>15044310
True.
A chubby lizardman oneesan would be nice.
Especially when she got defensive of her size and informed you that she's just 'bulking' despite never lifting and that all her fighting is done online.

>> No.15044327

>>15044316
Alp is literally the worst person still around. We need to step up the bullying to drive him away.

>> No.15044330

>>15044327
>implying he doesn't just grow stronger the more we hate him

>> No.15044335

>>15044330
Do you remember his meltdowns? It really hurts him that we don't like him.

>> No.15044338

>>15044335
>his meltdowns
Like a phoenix, he rose from the ashes time and time again.

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Phoenixes? They're cute.

Does MGE have phoenix harpies?

>> No.15044343

>>15044341
Not yet.

>> No.15044347

Good night Anons.
Take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please considering taking up a job at a daycare service.
Theres lots of fluffy harpy chicks, curious werekittens, and lovely ryu hatchlings that need to be watched over, along with the occasional manticub and goblin tykes.

>> No.15044348

>>15044319
I want to corrupt my paladin onee-chan with my dick. I'd jizz into her nose every night while she slept and the smell would drive her insane until she lost it and kissed me.

>> No.15044356

>>15044347
I want to use a cuddly Ushi-loli as a plush toy and get her addicted to hugs! This is undoubtedly backfire on me once she gets big enough to lug me around all day in her pedipalps as HER plush toy.

>> No.15044358

>>15044348
>I'd jizz into her nose
What the fuck is wrong with you?

>> No.15044362

>>15044356
Be careful Anon, she may not react well on the final day when she has to go to school and isn't allowed to bring you along.

>>15044348
Gross.
At least just keep it in her food.

>> No.15044374

>>15044358
It's my fetish, anon. I love all sorts of weird holes. Jizzing in her navel, ears, nostrils...

>> No.15044383

>>15044362
Oh, t think they'll let her bring me along when they realize how docile and well-behaved she is when she has me. The real problem is that I'm now stuck spending all day with her and can't go to work! I'll have to apply for some sort of school aide salary!

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>>15044310
Kraken nee-san is my favourite.

>> No.15044412

>>15043939
>>15043944
>>15043960
It took my until now to figure this out, and I wouldn't have if not for somebody making this reference here earlier in the week.

Do we have a slowpoke girl yet?

>> No.15044414

>>15044299
That's a bote

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>>15044412
We do.

>> No.15044416

>>15044410
Are you sure that's an onee-san? She looks dangerously like an aunty to me.

>> No.15044420

>>15044416
Anon, an auntie is just an onee-san once removed
An onee-san 2.0 if you will
Or maybe onee-san beta is more accurate

>> No.15044421

>>15044420
Personally I prefer aunties.

>> No.15044424

>>15044421
I really love virgin aunties, but I'm also okay with used goods aunties.

>> No.15044426

>>15044424
I really like my hot aunt on my father's side.
She's sixty and still has dat ass.

>> No.15044429

>>15044426
Woop woop, pull over dat aunt too old

>> No.15044433

>>15044310
Why settle for a chubby lizard onee-chan and not just have a chubby dragon onee-chan? She'll both protect your smile and make you the centerpiece of her hoard.

>> No.15044434

>>15044429
Does it help I've been lusting after her since she was still in her forties?

>> No.15044435
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I want a vampire like this

>> No.15044442

>>15044435
I want a vampire like this http://exhentai.org/g/523075/4ca63c9703/

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>>15044420
Mommy's nerdy imouto where?
>she's too kuu to proactively date
>finally your mom decides to help her along
>she sends you over for the summer
>you play retro games with her all night and sleep all day
How long until you started molesting her in her sleep?

>>15044434
Yes.

>> No.15044449

>>15044445
>Yes.
There's also this friend of my mom's who's in her fifties I've got my eyes on.
I'm depraved and horrible. Post more foxy aunts.

>> No.15044451

>>15044433
>chubby dragon onee-chan
The only chubby dragon I can imagine is a bratty imouto type, sorry. I need my dragon onee-sans slim and elegant.

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>>15044435

>>15044442
She would be pretty great without all the eye stabbing

>> No.15044458

>>15044449
I'm not going to judge the age range you're into.

>> No.15044466

>>15044449
I've got a 47-yo coworker that I'd love to fuck in every hole. I've managed to masturbate with her sock so far.

>> No.15044469

>>15044445
Coincidentally I literally just finished reading an h-manga where a guy's aunt would put sleeping pills in his food whenever he came to visit then sleep-rape him

>> No.15044470

>>15044466
>Spoiler
Jesus fucking Christ.

>> No.15044471

>>15044469
That's a great one. The aunt is very cute.

>> No.15044472

>>15044451
What about the lazy kind that focus on building a big hoard, and offerings from their underling kohais? Those can be chubby from not actively bullying.

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15044473

An army of tomboy bugs chasing you through your house!

>> No.15044474

>>15044466
>spoiler
Anon I'm gonna be quite honest. That is some creepy ass stalker shit you're pulling right now. Please, either keep it at the level now, start trying to ask her out or stop altogether. Cause frankly I don't want to see you on the receiving end of a well deserved restraining order.

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>> No.15044477

>>15044469
>>15044471

Oh wow holy shit. The coincidences are real. Just finished reading that up about an hour ago as well. She is a cutie indeed.

>> No.15044479

>>15044472
Would she be a good girl or would she have a guy harem run a train on her prone ass while she lounges on her biggest diamonds and another slave feeds her ice cream?

>> No.15044480

>>15044466
>spoiler
Shine on you crazy diamond.

>> No.15044481

>>15044473
Death to the disgusting filth, raid to them all. Have fun being reviling while choking on neurotoxin.

>> No.15044483

>>15044473
Nah, I'm fine. I'll just move.

>>15044476
That’s adorable. I just want to hug her.

>> No.15044484

>>15044473
Now that sounds like a lot of fun

>> No.15044487

>>15044480
Actually it's called Shining Diamond :^)

>> No.15044492

>>15044473
Why are they chasing me? Are you going to pinch me in places I don't want to be pinches? Those claws look very pinchy. I think I'm in a pinch.
>>15044487
What a glorious duwang.

>> No.15044495

>>15044479
>harem
Please no, are you crazy? She's read it in her hentai, if she had a bunch of slave boys, it'd be nice at first but they might turn the tables and revolt and she'd be a slave to their cocks.

She'd just have her otouto be her prince/treasure/slave and shower him with love and affection while he tends to her occasional command, like feeding her sweets, or massaging her.

Then she has her Lizardman Kohai who does the actual brunt work, like collect lunch money taxes from the other students, do her homework, water the plants, make sure her fish tank is in shape, etc.

>> No.15044496

>>15044487
>:^)
Censor that shit.

>> No.15044504

>>15044487
I can't wait for "Deadly Queen".

>> No.15044510

>>15044495
>>She's read it in her hentai
>Princess has a bunch of servants that she cockteases all day
>They never revolt and violate her perfect body in every hole at the same time
>She gets increasingly frustrated as time goes by
I might have to write this now.

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Am I too late for aunties?

>> No.15044532

>>15044473
I'd rather have a group of Rat Girl delinquents chasing me through my house. Trying to take it over so they have control over the pantry and the fridge.

While I'm held prisoner in my own bedroom for breeding purposes.

>> No.15044540

>>15044527
That's a granny, anon. A droopy old granny whose dried up pussy can take load after load without letting go of your delicious young dick.

>> No.15044541

>>15044532
Do you think people ever have Dormouse infestations? Would it just be annoying to deal with them or would it be scary cause you'd never know where one would be sleeping and the constant threat of stepping on one of them would be always looming over your head.

>> No.15044543

>>15044541
I don't know, but I'd be willing to be infested with dormice to find out.

>> No.15044545

>>15044540
What kind of granny still has blonde hair, huh? Get a grip!
>pussy can take load after load without letting go of your delicious young dick.
A-auntie, my ochinchin is going dokidoki!

>> No.15044548

>>15044541
I'm not sure, but if one morning you find a Dormouse in her pajamas yawning and making her way to the kitchen to make some coffee, you might have a bit of a problem.

>> No.15044549

>>15044543
Ditto. I ain't one to write about cuddles and shit but the thought of them all trying to stay on one bed with me gets me going.

>> No.15044556

>>15044543
>come home from work
>go to the kitchen
>there's a girl sleeping with her big butt high up in the air, ready to be doggy styled
>get a snack and go take a shower
>there's another girl sleeping on the toilet seat with her legs spread wide
>she doesn't wake up while you shower right next to her, even when her foot gets wet
>go watch some tv
>there's yet another girl lying on her back on the table, her mouth hanging open towards the sofa
True suffering!

>> No.15044561

>>15044556
>Step out of bed in the morning
>Foot greets something soft
>Dormouse squeaks
>Have to spend half an hour consoling the dormouse you stepped on to keep her from crying
>When you finish she's fallen asleep and clinging tight to you

>> No.15044563

>>15044545
Get out of there anon! She used to be a brunette!

>> No.15044564

>>15044563
Is too late Sergei.

>> No.15044566

>>15044556
All that sleeping an inactivity.

Dormice must have the fattest bottoms of all mice.

>> No.15044568

>>15044561
>go to bed in the evening
>there's a girl sleeping under your blanket with cute lingerie on
Could you be cruel enough to toss her off your bed? Would you instead use her as a warm, soft daki and cuddle her through the night? If you do, she sleeping rapes you and the next morning you find yourself still balls-deep in her cum-filled slimy pussy.

>> No.15044571

>>15044566
It's a breeding strategy. Imagine a girl with a flat butt sleeping with it up in the air. Would you hit that? Now imagine a full, fat butt right there to be filled.

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>>15044473
Sounds great to me. I want a harem of cuddle bugs to sleep in a pile with.

>> No.15044578

>>15044568
Remove Maus.

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>>15044578
Sorry, they moved in next door and are very friendly neighbors. You'll have to talk to the dark elf landlord if you want to appeal the situation.

>> No.15044588

>>15044586
Fine. I'm sure I'll have better luck than the last guy who complained to her.
I wonder if there's internet in the dungeon...

>> No.15044589

>>15044586
That girl is CUTE! I want to rape her, cum inside, and smear her glasses with my dick that's stained with my cum and her juices and blood!

>> No.15044600

All this talk about dormice makes me want to draw one as soon as I finish my current piece.

Also, do MGE dormice freak out when the word "cat" is mentioned?

>> No.15044602

>>15044588
Kind of hard to live stream sessions with her boys if she doesn't have a wired line down there.

>> No.15044603

>>15044600
>Also, do MGE dormice freak out when the word "cat" is mentioned?
Speaking of, how hard will they squeal when you fuck them with a barbed condom?

>> No.15044605

>>15044600
>Also, do MGE dormice freak out when the word "cat" is mentioned?
Yes. Yes they do. I'm sure of it. I don't have a source, but they do exactly that.

>> No.15044613

>>15044566
But what do they smell like?
This is very important.

>> No.15044621

>>15044600
Which drawfag are you? Preview of your current piece?

>> No.15044623

>>15044603
>how hard will they squeal when you fuck them with a barbed condom?
I would say they would squeal quite hard. But that’s why would use a barbed condom, right?

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>>15044600
Dormice probably freak out at a lot of things, wonder how quickly one would wake up if you whispered the "cat" close to her ear.

>> No.15044630

>>15044603
>>15044623
>Soft barbed condoms meant for pleasuring feline girls used on non-feline girls
Arousing.

>> No.15044633

>>15044613
They smell like a clean, warm bed in the morning, after it's been slept in.

Take a good shower, wash your hair thoroughly, clean and make your bed with fresh sheets.

Then when you wake up in the morning, press your face into the pillow and sniff.

Sort of like that.

>> No.15044638

>>15044630
>>Soft barbed condoms meant for pleasuring feline girls used on a Paladin
I bet a lot of them secretly want to be treated like a monster girl.

>> No.15044647

>>15044630
Now I sort of get the picture that they would buy progressively even havier barbed condoms.
… I’m not complaining.

>> No.15044651

>>15044638
>Paladin-chan puts on a pair of cat ears
>"M-monster girl? I look like a monster girl? No no, I'm dressed as a normal cat I swear"
Paladin-chan in denial about wanting to be treated that way would be cute.

>> No.15044658

You must realize a barbed condom would poke your dick just as hard as it does her pussy, right? Not to mention the added friction would pull the thing off after a single thrust. Really, it's a silly idea.

>> No.15044665

>>15044658
But anon, MANONMANA

>> No.15044666

>>15044603
>>15044623
>>15044630
>Monstergirls
>Condoms
Hah

>> No.15044668

>>15044651
>Paladin-chan with cat ear hairband and buttplug tail pulling mild and cute pranks on you
>Still wearing her breastplate
>Stands there blushing furiously after getting caught

>> No.15044671

>>15044658
That's why you use soft barbs, with barely enough strength to stick to the walls without doubling over. Besides, after you're done you just add milk and honey and poke a hole with a needle to let your partner have a snack!

>> No.15044687

>>15044658
>poke your dick just as hard as it does her pussy
Have the barbs onstifferened rings if you need to have them really hard
>the added friction would pull the thing off after a single thrust
Clips to a harness with electromagnets

>> No.15044690

>>15044671
Why not just eat a wonderland prickly pear?

>> No.15044694

>>15044690
Because that involves one of the following.
>Going to wonderland
>Interacting with someone from wonderland
>Interacting with someone that talks to people from wonderland
>Interacting with the employee of the regional manager of the corporation that owns farms in wonderland
>Getting involved in wonderland in any way
Pick your favorite.

>> No.15044697

>>15044694
Wonderland isn't so bad, the only thing wrong with it Humpty Eggs and those potions that turn you into a dog.

Avoid those and you're fine.

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>>15044600
This one. I'm undergoing cleaning and colouring as of now.

>> No.15044720

>>15044697
>forgetting the fruits that turn you into a monstergirl
>forgetting the snacks that turn you into a little boy
>forgetting the very land drives you mad
>forgetting Miss OFF WITH HIS HEAD

>> No.15044721

>>15044720
>Miss OFF WITH HIS HEAD
I imagined that as his knob.
Partial castration is somehow even more terrifying than a normal one.

>> No.15044728

i never got these threads' obsession with slobs and overweight monster girls while almost every other tame-ass fetish gets shat on immediatly

>> No.15044729

>>15044697
>isn't so bad
Well, it definitely wouldn't be bad once you lose your mind and become a mindless sexchair for the rabbit, or a mindless sex-tea-mixer for the dormouse, or a mindless sex-milk-dispenser for the mad hatter.

>> No.15044738

>>15044728
Research consistently points to bodyfat percentages at the top of the normal range being the most attractive worldwide.

>> No.15044741

>>15044728
>tame-ass fetish gets shat on immediatly
/d/ plz. Take your bait and go home.

Also
>Implying feeders and their swinish singularities don't get told to fuck off on a regular basis.

>> No.15044744

>>15044721
Don't worry, she cuts the whole thing off. Except it's like that one doujin where that guy gets his dick popped off, and makes him wander wonderland to be taunted by cheshires and have puns and jokes lobbed at him from mad hatters. He'll be exposed to dormice he can't rape, jubjubs that can't fuck him, and be blueballed to legendary degree. Then, when his term is over, he gets it back.
But he needs to figure out how to reattach it himself.

>> No.15044751

>>15044744
>Implying his punishment isn't to chase after it and catch it after it sprouts legs and runs off into the underbrush. When he finally finds it, it's been claimed as a dildo by a needy Hatter who won't give up her "favorite mushroom"

Do you even wonderland?

>> No.15044752

>>15044744
It's effing Wonderland, what would stop his chopped off knob from being used as a dildo by random wonderland monsters while he gets to feel everything his poor knob has been endured and he can't do anything about it?

>> No.15044753

>>15044751
I have been bested on the matter of wonderland. I tip my hat to you sir.
But would it occur to him to just marry the mad hatter, instead of forever trying to best her in conversation?

>> No.15044754

>>15044752
>stop his chopped off knob from being used as a dildo
Crazy Wonderland girl collecting chopped-off knobs to use as dildoes when?

>> No.15044755

>Off with his head/knob
>Not off with his pants
This is wonderland we're tallking about.

>> No.15044757

>>15044754
That would be the queen of hearts herself. It's her way around lilim monogamy.

>> No.15044763

>>15044757
>Dickthrone with double dongs set to the seat and two more on the armsrests and floor
All she'd need would be someone to bring a dick for sucking to have a low-pressure gangbang.

>> No.15044764

>>15044755
That sounds more like the MGE then what these guys are talking about.

>> No.15044767

>>15044697
>and those potions that turn you into a dog.
Not going to lie, I would totally go to Wonderland with a wolf girl waifu just to try that out.

>> No.15044768

>>15044755
In the land of the tentacle dragons, fetus slimes, and advanced matango, nothing is certain.

>> No.15044769

>>15044754
>somehow able to feel your chopped dick getting picked up by scaly claws
>somehow has a feeling that your chopped dick is thrown around and it dropped into probably a teacup with liquid in it
>somehow has a feeling that your chopped dick is getting licked and you're throbbing uncomfortably
>somehow has a feeling that your chopped dick is being inserted into something slimy
>somehow has a feeling that you ejaculated when there's literally nothing on your crotch
>by the fifth hour you're begging it to stop but the feeling is still continuing strong

>> No.15044770

>>15044763
Would you let a shy NEET girl chop your knob off to get used to dicks before letting you fuck her in person?

>> No.15044774

>>15044770
Nope. But then I shy away from a lot of the extreme girls. Points to her for putting the fear back in fearboner though.

>when you incubize you become like a dullahan but with your dick instead of your head

>> No.15044779

>>15044774
>the girl is a Dullahan
Have fun being stuck cuddling her headless body while she sucks your dick somewhere far away!

>> No.15044783

>>15044720
Come on, the cuisine in Wonderland is great. Everyone should try it at least once.

Would you really turn down Wonderland Cake done by Alice Ramsey?

>>15044768
Do wocks even use their tentacles?

>> No.15044786

>>15044779
It's in the postal system, isn't it?

>> No.15044790

>>15044779
I'd read a story about an incubus and his wife's head trying to chase down her body who absconded with his penis. That would be a fun silly detective story.

>> No.15044793

>>15044786
She's mailed her head and your cock to the Riviera! She's basking in the warm sun and refreshing sea breeze, enjoying refreshing drinks and giving you awkward blowjobs every now and then!

>> No.15044794

>>15044783
>your dick is fucking dry, you donkey
>your dick is bought from the store
>your dick is bland, uninteresting
>where's the lamb sauce?

>> No.15044803

>>15044790
Too bad, I'm going to write it as a horror story just as soon as I think up a scenario that leads to the MC getting his dick cut off.

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>> No.15044839

>>15044831
>It's a Piccolo, isn't it, Anon...?

>> No.15044864

>>15044602
As long as our balls don't touch, I guess I'm fine with it.
Beats living in the city.

>> No.15044867

>>15044803
Something-something Starless.

>> No.15044872

>>15044864
Yknow, I have to wonder.
Is pool the gayest sport there is?

>> No.15044876 [DELETED] 

>>15044867
I was thinking something like
>Guy has dick cancer and only an immoral Lich can save him
>She demands that he hands his dick over

>> No.15044877

>>15044872
No, the gayest sport is golf.
Anyone who golfs more than twice a week is gay.

>> No.15044879

>>15044872
Nothing gay about pool, it's just putting balls in holes.
The gayest sport is floor ball.
>>15044876
>Dude, seriously. Give me your dick. For science.

>> No.15044886
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>>15044186
Dragon pups should not be this lewd!

>> No.15044887

We need to put together a team of loose-cannon cops into a task force that operates off the record. We need to find out who raped Caspere but the big girls at the station don't want the case solved.

>> No.15044888

>>15044867
I was thinking something like
>Guy has dick cancer and only an immoral Lich can save him
>She demands that he hands his dick over to her lonely Dullahan assistant as payment
>The Dullahan starts experimenting with in the office before he's even discharged
>She can hear him scream and moan in confusion and pain as she handles it and gives it a little peck
>She rushes in to check on his with the dick still in her hand
>He can see it throbbing, dribbling with saliva
>It gets even harder, he winces even harder
>She gets flustered and sympathetic for hurting him
>They keep thinking about each other even after he gets discharged
>Eventually she tracks him down and asks him out

>>15044879
Sorry, premature posting without captchas

>> No.15044902

>>15044886
Dragon whelps. Cubs? Is it really pups?

>> No.15044907

>>15044035
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzfmBNn2u1c

>> No.15044911

>>15044907
Steins;Gate had such a comfy group of friends doing comfy things.
AND they had an Alp.

>> No.15044926

>>15044902
Pup is the cutest term.

>> No.15044930

>>15044902
Dragonling or wyrmling is the appropriate fantasy term.

>> No.15044932

Sakamoto Lilim when?

>> No.15044933

>>15044926
Stop making me imagine little dragon tails waggling with delight because they got ice cream.

>> No.15044934

>>15044035
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fU3RzPQmlDY

>> No.15044945

>>15044907
>>15044934
What Monster Girl would she be?

>> No.15044947

>>15044945
I'm thinking holst, her personality fits them perfectly. The y're both dim witted, good natured, and mellow.

>> No.15044950

>>15044933
Imagine visiting your elegant ojou Dragon's home and having her mother show you home videos of her being cute as fuck as a child.

>> No.15044952

>>15044947
Titania, maybe? Can't you just imagine a chuuni mad scientist anon grabbing a Titania off the street and dragging her into a world of whimsy and wonder?

>> No.15044955

>>15044947
Holsts aren't dumb, just gentle. Now wurms, those are dumb.

Tuturu would make a better matango though. To dumb to breathe AND a stupid hat. It's perfect.

>> No.15044960

>>15044950
I want to tease her about how small and cute her horns were back then.
>>15044952
Yeah, that works better.

>> No.15044961

>>15044955
>Every time you get yound five seconds of sentience after an orgasm she tutturuu's you
Good job making Matangos even worse

>> No.15044962

>>15044960
But anon, what if she thinks you're a pervert who likes small horns?

>> No.15044965

>>15044961
You're welcome.

>> No.15044968

>>15044962
It's not the size, it's how cute the girl is in combination with her horns!

>> No.15044973
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>>15044961
>five seconds of sentience
Not canon.

>> No.15044974
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>>15044968
I dunno. I like big horns and I cannot lie.

>> No.15044979
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>>15044118
You want a Yeti then

>> No.15044981

>>15044979
Never realised this, but now I do.
I have become the cuddle bug.

>> No.15044987

HHHNNNNNNGGGGAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I want to FRIGHTEN Shetland Pony-chan

>> No.15044994

>>15044987
I want to ride Buffalo-chan. On her shoulders.

>> No.15044996

Since I seem to have a bit of money I don't know what to do with and can put it into a commission, what traditionally submissive monstergirl do you want to see dominating an unruly maledomfag and making him into an obedient househusband?

>> No.15044999

>>15044996
Alice, Alp or Holst. Dressed in some nifty leather, please.

>> No.15045000

>>15044996
Don't ask us, it's not our commission

It's your money and your commission request, do what you want and surprise the thread when it's done

>> No.15045002

>>15044476
Well, this is kinda sad.

>> No.15045004

>>15044996
Gotta be Cyclops. Make her a fujo, too!

>> No.15045005

>>15044996
How about a sub Hellhound instead?

>> No.15045010

>>15044996
Holst if you ask me.
But go with the one you want.

>> No.15045011

>>15044996
Thi is either shit taste or bait.

>> No.15045012

>>15045004
>>15045005
Yuri with Cyclops domming a Hellhound?

>> No.15045015
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15045015

https://youtu.be/TH8Sd9puorc
>daddy-o

>> No.15045017

>>15044996
>starting shit
I guess it is technically the weekend now.

>> No.15045018

>>15044996
Kobold

>> No.15045019

>>15044996

I gotta agree with >>15045000

>> No.15045020

>>15044476
Oh… I thought this was just a cute pic, but then I realized he was petrified…
Brb, need to drown my sorrows in alcohol.

>> No.15045022

>>15045015
I want one!

>> No.15045023

>>15044996
Fuck off

>> No.15045031

>>15044996
Alice, an Alice in a dominatrix outfit.

>> No.15045042

>>15044996
kobold

>> No.15045106
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15045106

Determined wendigo

>> No.15045116

>>15045106
I believe in her!

>> No.15045122

>>15045106
Oh my, is she on her way to awkwardy stare at a lost boy while imagining raping him?

>> No.15045125
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>>15045015
Swingin'

>> No.15045144
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>> No.15045151

>>15045144
lookit them spats

>> No.15045163

>>15045144
>”Yes, yes… soon I will rape anon. And then he will be mine”

>> No.15045167

>>15045163
she's a little too small to be doing any raping.

All that's gonna happen is her getting fondled through that uniform.

>> No.15045180

>>15045163
And then the sleepover ended up with them just playing video games all night. She fumed with lust as she watched his sleeping face in the streetlamp light filtered through the curtains, but was unable to rape him.

>> No.15045213

>>15045180
>was unable to rape him.
What a shitty MG, I bet her mom beat her for this

>> No.15045217

>>15045213
It's hard to rape men when your bedtime is 9:30.

>> No.15045218

>>15045213
It's probs her mom's childraising methods that made her into such a dweeb, anon.

>> No.15045224

>>15045218
>such a dweeb
Don't bully the foxloli

>> No.15045232

>>15045224
If she can't even brutally rape her defenceless childhood friend, she deserves to be bullied!

>> No.15045239

>>15045232
It's not her fault she can't violently rape people! She doesn't like being mean to people! Can't she just tenderly hold his hand and kiss him on the cheek

>> No.15045252

>>15045239
What a loser! I bet she'll finally manage to envelop him in high school or even as an adult! Honestly, she might be such a disgrace that he'll make the first move!

>> No.15045285

>>15045252
Stop it! She just wants a loving husband to have a family with! Is that so wrong?

>> No.15045289

>>15045224
I bully her because I love her and don't know how else to express my feelings because I have no social skills!

>> No.15045299
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>>15045285
What a fucking vanillalezzie! I bet she's going to become a Paladin or something when she grows up, just like the Aunt Jemima she is!

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>>15038627

>> No.15045318

>>15045310
>yandere Basilisk

Yes please.

>> No.15045324

>>15045310
Oho!

Basilisk-chan is fucking based, might become my number 1

>> No.15045331

>>15045310
>wagging tail
Why is this so lewd?

>> No.15045337

>>15045299
Well, great, you've gone and made her cry. Take responsibility.

>> No.15045352

>>15045310
Normally I'd bitch about the guy looking shota-ish but the situation's so nice that I can overlook it.

Why are Basilisks so perfect?

>> No.15045362

>>15045352
It isn't the guy, it's Latenight's monstahs being big girls for you.

>> No.15045361

>>15045337
>Take responsibility.
Hey, man! I'm not going to fuck some chuuni nerd who can't even rape! She can go to that slut childhood friend of hers.

>> No.15045375

>>15045361
Why are you so mean to her anon, she gets bullied enough at home

>> No.15045381

>>15045362
Well great. Now I'm imagining a monstergirl with a thick boston accent and I'm not going to be able to get rid of this thought for a while.
What girl would it fit best?

>> No.15045382

>>15045310
I wonder, is there a term for that dragging "flare" effect her eyes are giving off? MGR enemies do the same thing as well.

>> No.15045384

>>15045381
The Boston Cancer

>> No.15045393

https://twitter.com/OniTengu0/status/718330939416387585

>> No.15045406

>>15045393
Those tits holy shit, Are you sure that Hatter isn't also part Holstaur?

>> No.15045420
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15045420

Rough sketch that just came in!

>> No.15045423

>>15045393
Damn.
Someone's been hitting the dairy.

>> No.15045426

>>15045420
What is she drooling over?

>> No.15045440

>>15045406
>>15045423
She has to be ready for when her husband wants milk with his tea.

>> No.15045443

>>15045440
Best type of monstergirl.

>> No.15045447

>>15045440
Now that's what I like to see.

>> No.15045451

>>15045393
>those beady junkie eyes
It's Hotaru, isn't it?

>> No.15045455

>>15045426
Looks like she's half asleep

I bet she's having sweet dreams

>> No.15045458

>>15045451
While Hotaru already is a tit-cow, it's safe to say that this dairy variety Mad Hatter isn't her.

>> No.15045459

>>15045393
Yes, I like this. It would be nice to have someone color them.

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>>15045384

>> No.15045464

>>15045461
She need to be a girl that can rape in that position.

>> No.15045466

>>15045461
Excellent.

>> No.15045473

>>15045461
But anon, that's an Oni, not a Cancer!

>> No.15045489

>>15045473
She's applying a Boston Crab submission hold, get it?

>> No.15045495
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>>15045440
>your monstergirl will never augment herself with dairy abilities in order to both cut down on grocery expenses and cater to your lactation fetish
It hurts.

>> No.15045497

>>15045489
Well yes, I was doing that exact joke with the Cancer. Since, you know, she's a crab girl.

>> No.15045504

>>15045495
>You'll never drink chilled milk from the tap
God fucking damnit. I bet mamono mana makes breast massages produce extra creamy and thick milk too. Fuck.

>> No.15045513

>>15045495
I can actually see a tanuki doing that to save money.

Then again, I can also see her going overboard with it so she can have HEUG tits and sell the extra milk for cash.

>> No.15045529
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>>15036878
>now give it up for dragonqueen Lissaaaaa.
>Mass hysteria from all 14 year old boys in the crowd as the grand dragon makes her entrance.
>The beat starts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBlBrU_ZCqk
>crowd hysteria reaches new peaks as she begins singing her latest hit single
>during the song whenever she points to a boy in the crowd and sings " Hide you" the boy faints.
>after the concert she begins signing autographs, occasionally signalling to her salamander bodyguards when she sees a boy she fancies.
>the harem of groupies gets escorted to her room later where she completely drains them in the after party.

>> No.15045538

>>15045529
>Harem
>Not just one
Disgusting

>> No.15045542

>>15045529
S L U T

>> No.15045551

>>15045352
>Normally I'd bitch about the guy looking shota-ish
Meme hate

>> No.15045557

>>15045529
>ultra popular early teen star with shitty music

I'd believe it, but that doesn't mean I like it.

>> No.15045558

>>15045538
Girls can have harems.

>> No.15045564

>>15045529
>You will never get to go backstage and meet your favorite member of your favorite monster girl band

>> No.15045567

>>15045542
>>15045557
There's a group of Vampire singers who are way better than her. For one, they keep it to one guy.
I mean yeah, it's one guy between the three of them, but they are triplets. You going to tell them not to share?

>> No.15045569

>>15045551
You sound like a bob apologist.

>> No.15045578
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15045578

I want to lay in bed with Miia and play on our phones together

I want to sext her even though we're right next to each other until we both can't take it anymore and fuck like rabbits all night

>> No.15045598

>>15045578
Sexting with ara ara monster girls sounds awesome.

>> No.15045599
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>>15045504
>Lich waifu decides to augment herself with the Holst lactation ability not only to cut down on grocery expenses, but to also save up for some equipment she wants
>Due to the lack of a breast pump in your household, you have to pull and knead the milk from her cool, now massive breasts by hand
>Frequently come home to find her wearing a cow-print bikini top while she's researching potions that utilize milk
>Lustily makes an audible, but deadpan "moo~" to you when she knows it's time for another milking session
>Eventually forgets what equipment she wanted to buy, and inducts you two into a nearby Hathor sect where she continues her research on monstergirl milk with you by her side and at her breasts
Yeah baby.

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>>15045564
I wish to go backstage and meet the Ojous With Attitudes.

>> No.15045610

>>15045598
Oh please no

>Trouble understanding phone
>When she finally does she abuses abbreviations and smilies "OMG I GTG LOL XDXDXDXD"
>Then the day comes when she discovers "Memes"

Ara ara should not be allowed to touch a cellular device. Keep them pure.

>> No.15045615

>>15045610
But the older spider wants you to be a big guy for her.

>> No.15045616

https://picarto.tv/Whutermuelon

MGE Scylla is getting drawn

>> No.15045617

>>15045564
What Monstergirl Bands are there?
>>15045599
Praise Hathor.

>> No.15045624

>>15045599
Best end

>> No.15045625

>>15045598
Texting you about how much they want to suck your dick but when you finally meet her she can't even look you in the eyes because of the embarrassment.

>> No.15045626

>>15045599
I believed that perfection was impossible.
I was wrong.

>> No.15045636
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>>15045616
Before I click it, is safe to bet that it'll be ass-focused? Phanaxiel/Melon has drawn some fat meaty asses in the past.

>> No.15045640

>>15045599
I want it.

>> No.15045641

>>15045617
Well, depends on what genres you like. There's probably a band for all of them.
Just avoid T-Pussy. She's everything wrong with the Rap genre rolled into one untalented package.
I heard she raped an entire concert hall once time after a show. She's a total slut.

>> No.15045644

>>15045538
>>15045542
monster girls cant be sluts anon, only boys can.

its up to man to protect their virginity.

>> No.15045645

>>15045641
>I heard she raped an entire concert hall once time after a show.
W-Wow

>> No.15045646

>>15045641
What if I like dadrock?

>> No.15045647
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15045647

I want to be captured by an ancient Dragon who was cursed to sleep for hundreds of years by a mean Wizard and has only now awoken once more!
She's actually a young adult and only counts as an ancient because of the coma she was in.

>> No.15045648

>>15045529
>Female harem
No, you fucking whore

>> No.15045652
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>>15045599
Sweet merciful heaven yes.

>> No.15045653

>>15045636
Is there such a thing as an ass too fat and meaty?

>> No.15045654

>>15043825
>Why am I allowed to get away with this? Why do I keep doing it? I think I'm mentally ill.
why are you reminding me of that feel, anon? ;_;

>> No.15045656

>>15045646
I recommend In the Court of the Grapey Snake.

>> No.15045659

>>15045648
>implying our male rockbands dont go wild on harems of groupies.

>> No.15045660
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15045660

Mad Hatters are cute!

I don't like tea but i wouldn't mind trying hers!

>> No.15045662

>>15045656
I like Grape Snakes.

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>>15045653
>Gazer
>Too meaty
>Ever

Nah man

>> No.15045664

>>15045641
If T-Pussy's a shit rapper, then which group's good?

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>>15045653

>> No.15045668

>>15045663
Well, maybe if she got off the computer every once and a while she'd be less "mea3ty"

>> No.15045669

>>15045660
>Madly Stacked Hatter

Been waiting for this.

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>>15045599
>deadpan "moo~"
This is why Liches are perfect, they can argument themselves in plenty of creative ways to please their husbands.

>> No.15045671

>>15045664
Tiddie Smalls is pretty excellent.

>> No.15045675

>>15045664
But anon. There's no such thing as a good rapper

>> No.15045676

>>15045617
You got metal bands like LichStorm and Wombfiller, Rock bands like 4 Dogs and Carmel Queen, and rappers like Big Venom. Then there's the boy idol craze, but that's mostly for monstergirls

>> No.15045677

>>15045652
I'm now kicking myself for not mentioning the ":<" expression in my fetish fueled greentext.

>> No.15045679

>>15045656
>Listening to Momrock
Man, that's pathetic. Anon, stop listening to your mom's old rock tunes and get in with the now. T-Pussy, The Jinko Sisters, and Jubjub Boobie are the hip ones to listen to now. Be cool.

>> No.15045683

>>15045648
Agreed. Harems are pure shit. Regardless of the genders.

>> No.15045684

>>15045670
But can they say "I love you"?

>> No.15045690

>>15045683
I also agree

You should devote yourself to one girl and she should devote herself to you

Or you don't really love each other

>> No.15045693

>>15045684
Of course they can.

>> No.15045694

>>15045675
>le country & rap meme
Do yourself a favor and listen to some MF POON.

>> No.15045699

>>15045690
>Cucking or being the cuck
>Ever
I just don't get harem fags

>> No.15045703

>>15045694
What about 2cat?

>> No.15045704

>>15045693
But they say it in complete monotone with a stoic face. Do they really mean it?

>> No.15045708

>>15045310
>Doktor, turn off my lewd inhibitors

>> No.15045710

>>15045703
LMAO!!1

>> No.15045711

>>15045670
What if I want them to be a cute airheaded ditzy valley girl?

>> No.15045713

>>15045704
Kuuderes mean everything they say, despite the fact they're kuuderes.

>> No.15045714

>>15045699
>Not wanting to have a dozen bros you hang out with all day and sloppy seconds gangbang your mistress all night

>> No.15045715

>>15045647
I want to comfort that dragon by saying that she can sleep easy now and even if she falls into a coma again, when she wakes up I'll be by her side!

>> No.15045717

>>15045703
>>15045694
I don't really like Dicky Minaj, always shoving his bulge in the camera and stuff.

It's really demeaning

>> No.15045718

>No Kakuen harem
Damn.

>> No.15045720

>>15045714
>Na bro thanks for the shout
>No probs bro you're the one raising my kid
>hahaha
>hahaha
>So, I'mma head back to yours and fuck your wife again. You want the mouth or ass?

>> No.15045723

>>15045665
Has Loen drawn any fat Lamia butts yet?

>> No.15045728

>>15045660
I can't wait to see what kind of stuff this guy will draw.

>> No.15045729

>>15045718
>No Kukuen harem to drink sake in the hotspring with
True suffering.

>> No.15045730

>>15045714
I'm gonna wait until night when they all fall asleep, then stealthfully put each of their hands on the others dick, making it one real life pseudo circlejerk.

When they wake up they'll be alps. Then I will be the haremee. Haremer. Head harem.

>> No.15045733

>>15045723
He will

Line art for one side is done

https://my.mixtape.moe/gcmcjh.png

>> No.15045734

>>15045720
We're all fucking the same girl tho...

>> No.15045735

>>15045729
That sounds pretty relaxing.

>> No.15045739

>>15045730
And then you'll rape all your former bros? That sounds kinda gay.

>> No.15045740

>>15045734
>...
>>>/out/

>> No.15045749

>>15045740
>strawmanning
>incoherence
You're really buttburgled, aren't you?

>> No.15045753

>>15045733
Groovy.

>> No.15045756

>>15045749
Bait this weak wouldn't even pass in the day threads, anon.

>> No.15045757

>>15045753
Look anon

she's perfect

https://my.mixtape.moe/nqjljw.jpg

>> No.15045759

>>15045757
Loen is pretty good at drawing fabric.

>> No.15045765

>>15045759
Fuck, i just realized i posted the wrong one
http://i.imgur.com/UiqIguv.jpg


But ya, i'm really excited to see it all colored

And i'm excited to see the other side
She's going to have a red and white shimapan panty sticker

>> No.15045773

Remember to watch your radar when in P'Orc space.
Those girls hit hard and fast.

>> No.15045775

>>15045773
Orcs need more love

>> No.15045781

>>15045773
What about their boarding teams? What will their customs officers do if they find you smuggling contrabrand into a P'Orc planet?

>> No.15045782

>>15045775
Too true.

Nothing would be grander than having them raid my ship to take prisoners.

>> No.15045788

>>15045773
It's okay, I've hired a squadron of Wyvern pilots to protect me. Sure, a few crew members end up with sore pelvises, but it's not like they were using them for anything better.

>> No.15045789

>>15045765
>She's going to have a red and white shimapan panty sticker
That sounds lovely.

>> No.15045793

>>15045788
Ah! Wing group did you snag?

The Ravagers are quite nice but they're a tad reckless.

>> No.15045807

Sky diving with a dragon would be fun

>> No.15045815

>>15045807
She'd probably keep a close eye on you just in case anything went wrong.

>> No.15045828

>>15045659
Males having female harems is fine even if I personally consider it shit, females having male harems is not.

>> No.15045832

>>15045815
She'd probably volunteer to be your parachute.

>> No.15045833

>>15045714
What about kill yourself

No wait, why am I even responding to bait.

>> No.15045840

>>15045807
Closest thing we can have to enjoy the sky with her until better jetpacks/mechwings are invented

>> No.15045843

>>15045832
I know we were probably talking about an adult dragon but I now have the image of a loli dragon clinging to a guys back and acting as a glider for him.

>> No.15045845

>>15045828
What a hypocrite. All harems are shit.

>> No.15045850

>>15045845
I think the big reason a guy having a harem is generally favored is because a guy can impregnate multiple girls but a girl can't get pregnant multiple times at once.


But that's neither here nor there.

>> No.15045861

>>15045845
>What a hypocrite
Maybe, but this is monstergirls, we don't have to catter to females you know.

>> No.15045863

>>15045840
>mechwings
Flying around with mechwings alongside a dragon sounds awesome.

Quick question: would you prefer them as a jacket to wear, or would you go the cyborg route and have them fused with the nerves for a "natural feel"?

>> No.15045870

>>15045850
>I think the big reason
Protip: it's patriarchy

>>15045861
>wanting to cheat on your waifu
How disgusting.

>> No.15045873

>>15045870
Who said anything about cheating?

>> No.15045875

>>15045870
>not having multiple waifus.
>being some kind of scrub that can't make them all feel loved.

>> No.15045876

>>15045863
Neither.
I enjoy my feet being planted firmly on terra firma.

>>15045870
Well, a large amount of the writers are male so that would actually explain quite a bit.

>> No.15045877

>>15045863
I would go for the jacket. body modding to me should be more of a last resort, though I do understand the temptation of the alternative

>> No.15045878

>>15045850
>You'll never have your Lich neighbor make you a bunch of fertility potions in exchange for watching her daughter while her and her husband go to Comiket
>You'll never take those potions with you when you go to MGC
>You'll never have a few one night stands, and even get gangraped one time after using the potions
>7 monster girls will never show up at your door 9 months later after tracking you down by smell
>They'll never demand you take responsibility

>> No.15045880

>>15045845
Gangbangs are disgusting while harems of one man and many women are beautiful.
>>15045870
>How disgusting.
It's not cheating if they're all your wife. Khepri have no problem and actually prefer it that way for example and Bicorns encourage it.

Always harem build responsibly and no one will be upset.

>> No.15045884

>>15045878
That would be fun.

>> No.15045886

>>15045878
>only 7
>not causing a civil war over your dick

>> No.15045887

>>15045878
I'd just down all the potions and go to town on the daughter.

>> No.15045891

>>15045863
I thought you could gain the traits of your wife? meaning you would get wings.
But then again I could be remembering that wrong and Even if I was right thats going to monster boy territory so fuck it.

>> No.15045903

>>15045891
>I thought you could gain the traits of your wife? meaning you would get wings.
You can things like a slight tint in your eyes, breathing under water if she's aquatic, immunity to physical damage if she's a shoggoth and things like that.

You don't actually gain any body parts.

>> No.15045913

Can a mod prune the thread early like they've been doing recently?

>> No.15045916

>>15045887
Anon please, don't cumflate the loli lich.
This doesn't even factor in the sheer amount of kids she'd end up carrying.

>> No.15045917

>>15045891
Nope. In the case of a dragon, the natural adaption would probably be increased strength and a resistance to heat.

>> No.15045919

>>15045903
Yeah I thought so, thanks for the correction.

>> No.15045920

>>15045887
>Jackhammer loli Lich while she double peace signs and heart pupils appear in her eyes
>Keep going until both of you are exhausted and she falls asleep on your chest
>The mother comes back from Comiket and uses her magic to levitate a blanket and places if over the two of you
>She leaves the room with a faint smile on her face, knowing her plan to get gandaughterus succeeded.

>> No.15045934

>>15045917
>increased strength
you know, the dragon would have to use sex as a distraction from me punching things with my new gained power.
and I'd use that strength to carry her over my shoulder to the bed.

>> No.15045937

Did anyone translate Making of Kikimora yet?

>> No.15045938

>>15045916
Anon pls. She'll eject like 99% of the cum over the next hour. Loli bellies are nice and springy. Her womb will be full, but it's very small when there's no baby there.

>>15045920
I bet mommy's cast some sort of anti-pregnancy spell on her daughter, anyway. She needs to finish her doctorate before making babies, after all.

>> No.15045945

I want to adopt a tiny dragon daughteru and do cute things with her.

>> No.15045949

>>15045938
Not if you keep it in.

>> No.15045950

>>15045913
I really wish they'd stop doing that. It's kind of annoying that they 404 it completely instead of just dropping it off the board.

>> No.15045953

>>15045934
You've got me thinking how new gained traits could help both in and out the bedroom
I don't even know how the fuck it would work, but my mind wont let go of the idea of "quake sex" with a gnome.

>> No.15045957

>>15045949
>implying I like swamp dick
I'll take her ahegao'ing barely able to stand ass to the shower and give her a nice bath. I bet the jizz flowing out of her will get me hard enough to intercrural her from behind with my own cum as lube.

>> No.15045961

>>15045957
Could always just stick something in her to keep her sealed.

>> No.15045968

>>15045953
May be your mind just wants that kind of rocky relationship?

>> No.15045972

>>15045953
>Quake sex"

Elaborate.

>> No.15045975

>>15045961
A loli litch with a dildo in her to keep that big cumstuffed belly?

I can dig it.

>> No.15045977

>>15045972
Lots of bunny hopping and rocket jumping in bed.

>> No.15045984

>>15045957
Cumflating a loli lich and letting her float in a warm, relaxing bath so you can dick her thighs?
You're a madman. Keep going.

>> No.15045985

>>15045975
Then you could get to work pumping her butt just as full! When that's done, just stuff another vibeplug in there and watch her twitch and ahegao for hours.

>> No.15045995

>>15045972
Having sex with a Gome, using your earth contract powers to cause a earthquake while your at it. The question is how do I make this sexual?

>> No.15045998

>>15045985
Too true, although she'd be too pumped full to move.

>> No.15045999

>>15045937
I'm just going to assume no one really cares then.

>> No.15046001

>>15045995
>gnome*
Dammit man, I am better than this!

>> No.15046002

>>15045995
Lotus position, use the vibrations for slow sex.

>> No.15046005

>All this Lich talk

No Anon I can't take it.

>> No.15046010

>>15045995
Simple!
Minor quakes as a vibe, shake shit up outside as a active field of "do not disturb"

>> No.15046011

>>15045984
Afterwards I'll put her under an electric blanket with only her head showing and irrumate her!

>> No.15046017

>>15045995
>You have the roughest doggystyle with your Gnome waifu
>You edge yourself for 30 minutes to build up the biggest load ever
>You even injected yourself with various venom for MAXIMUM effects
>As you feel that your rode will explode you finally let go
>You cum balls deep inside her
>The torrent of sperm flooding her inside her causes her to have a violent orgasm
>So violent that she accidentally causes an earthquake
>She had to work 5 weeks to fix the damage, but she thinks it was worth it

>> No.15046026

>>15045953
>Gnome: quake sex
>Sylph: tornado sex
>Undine: flood sex
>Ignis: inferno sex
All of them: the perfect storm sex

>> No.15046027

>>15045903
That's all old info that got thrown out with mindflayer, shoggoth and wendigo. You can definitely change radically now.

>> No.15046029

>>15046026
You forgot
>Glacies: Blizzard sex

>> No.15046041

>>15046026
>>15046029
>having intense sex with harem of spirit wives
>out side it looks like you house is getting a unholy shit storm of natural disasters thrown at it.

>> No.15046056

>>15046041
being an elementalist is suffering for the weathermen

>> No.15046066

>>15046027
Well of course there are exceptions. None of the other girls can do anything that extreme.

>> No.15046071

>>15046027
We're talking about passive, always on adaptions. The stuff which the mindflayer, wendigo and shoggoth do are all induced abilities. They're either off or on, and are toggled.

>> No.15046072

>>15046056
I can see it now as a news paper header
>elementalist anon told sexlife is "More dangerous then a ryu raised by wurms."

>> No.15046079

>>15046011
Are you trying to make her feel as cozy as possible? Because you're succeeding.

I want to make a lich feel so warm inside and out that she can't help but fall asleep.

>> No.15046083

>>15046072
forecasters worldwide taking out hitman contracts on elementalist anon after he keeps messing up their predictions

>> No.15046084

>>15046071
Actually it's the opposite. Returning to human form is an induced ability. The normal passive is the bizarre beast incubus form.

>> No.15046088

>>15045977
I was expecting this and I'm not disappointed

Top fucking kek

>> No.15046094

>>15046083
you'd think with all that spirit sex he was having he's have some bullshit people sensing power out of it.

either way, few things beat a good sniper

>> No.15046095

>>15046084
That's kind of what I mean though. With things like stength, waterbreathing, and heat resistance, that's just always there.
Whereas the complete morphing can be switched on or off, and requires an active effort to influence in that way.

>> No.15046100

>>15046079
Yes! She's going to enjoy every pleasure from cumflation to comfiness before I'm done with her. If she's still awake when my balls are empty, I'm going to have her jerk me off into a nice big cup of hot chocolate for her to drink before sleep!

>> No.15046110

>>15046094
Dude's packing so much power under his belt he doesn't need more

>> No.15046123

>>15046066
>None of the other girls can do anything that extreme.

That's never said after the new stuff came out. If anything what it does is puts a similar corollary as human women have when they monsterize. Succubus mana works fastest to monsterize anyone and is the most common, giving you a bog standard incubus for a man (the old notes about lesser monsters getting succubus charms to make their husband incubize follow this). But pump enough specific monster mana into a woman and that's what she changes into. Some creatures are also known for having very strong species mana, like werewolves, kitsune and echidna. These also tend to be ones that can disguise themselves as human. So something like an incubus of one of those might have some fluffy ears or fangs or something they can magic away, the same way a sadsquid can go back to being a man for a bit.

Not that I like it. Seems like a gateway to monsterboys and fuck that. But I do think that's how KC would explain it if you asked him how that works.

>> No.15046143

>>15046072
>then a ryu raised by wurms
What has science done?

>> No.15046144

>Had a dream where I'm in my home, which has somehow become as big as a mansion, like something out of Spooky's House of Jumpscares
>Being chased by an utterly terrifying ghost woman
>Inhumanly tall, pale as a sheet, long prehensile black hair, and eyes like pits sucking in any and all light
>Know for a fact that if she even so much as touches me, I'm worse than dead, like complete I Have No Mouth-esque erosion of the soul
>While running for my life, wind up in the living room
>For some reason, suddenly have the most urgent boner I've ever felt
>Drop my pants and start fapping then and there with the thought of that ghost girl in my mind
>All the danger is now gone from the situation, all the fear gone as if there never was any threat
>The ghost girl phases through the wall
>She's suddenly cute and attactive, like those images of Sadako you can find on Gelbooru
>Just floats there watching me fap
>Feel it building up, and cum like a broken fire hydrant
>Shoot up at least a quarter-pint of cum over seven feet into the air
>It hits the cute ghost in the face and splatters over her body

>Wake up
>Lift the covers
>Look down
>Groan and get tissues

What have these threads done to me, mentally?

>> No.15046146

>Marry a Vampire
>Become an Incubus
>The only real change is that your body replaces lost blood cells extremely quickly, making it all but impossible to bleed out unless it's some kind of catastrophic wound
>Your wife loves to take advantage of it, she'll straddle your lap and feed for an hour or more at a time
>The both of you doze off one morning while she's laying on top of you and drinking her fill
>One of her fangs stays stuck on your neck while the two of you sleep
>The steady, albeit not terribly fast trickle of blood continues flowing all day
>You're awoken by a scream around dusk
>One of the maids, who keep the same schedule so as to not disturb the slumber of your wife and yourself, walked into the room to wake the two of you up and slipped on the puddle of blood
>It had managed to bleed through the couch and pool on the floor
>She describes it as a murder scene
>Your wife gives her some time off, but you're pretty sure she's traumatized for life

>> No.15046150

>>15046144
It's just some cute ghost girl giving you nice dreams.

>> No.15046155

>>15046144
>>Inhumanly tall, pale as a sheet, long prehensile black hair, and eyes like pits sucking in any and all light
CUTE

I'm sorry you didn't get to put it in in your dream, anon. Bukkake is fine too. Hopefully you'll see her again another night...?

>> No.15046157

>>15046144
Atleast you didn't get unintentionally cockblocked by Vladimir Putin in your dream.

>> No.15046163

>>15046157
Tell me more.

>> No.15046166

>>15046157
Putin distracted you or some thing?

>> No.15046168

>>15046150
>>15046155
I hope so. In the dream, there was a nagging feeling of recurrence, or memory. Like I'd previously had a dream with that ghost in it, which I'd forgotten about upon waking up. So maybe I will get a continuation if I'm lucky.

>>15046157
I'm sorry, what? That sounds hilarious in hindsight.

>> No.15046191

>>15046168
>Like I'd previously had a dream with that ghost in it, which I'd forgotten about upon waking up.
You see her every night, anon. You can never escape her. Once you die, you will be stuck in that house together with her for eternity.

>> No.15046192

>>15046146
All that blood just wasted.

>> No.15046200

>>15046144
>She's suddenly cute and attactive, like those images of Sadako you can find on Gelboor
I wish I had dreams like this.

>> No.15046231

>>15046163
>>15046166
I can't remember if I've posted about this before since I saw it quite some time ago.
>on a cruise ship in the dream
>there's an mge wight I get into a conversation with
>she tells me to come over later
>while I'm making my way over to where her room is, I get stopped by secret service guys
>apparently Putin is on the cruise ship
>his bodyguards think I'm trying to spy on him because I'm sneaking past his room
>but he himself can't come sort the mess out because he has food poisoning and is hurling in his room
>stuck in a sweet bro and hella jeff -esque argument with the bodyguards until the dream ends
>fucking russians

>> No.15046236

>>15046146
>vampire waifu rides you as she drains your blood
I know would it would be painful, but I'm also aroused by this

>> No.15046241

>>15046231
It was a wight? Fuck russians indeed

>> No.15046255

>>15045529
why do people get so triggered as soon as the role reversals are done completely 100%?

>> No.15046260

>>15046144
Shit I never get good stuff and no wet dreams ever, last I remember is some redhead throwing me random amputated arms and legs.

>> No.15046265

>>15046236
>painful
Do you even vampires

>> No.15046271

>>15046231
I think the funniest part is how Putin would be totally cool with helping you out, if he wasn't hurling.

>>15046236
>>vampire waifu rides you as she drains your blood
Boy, have I got something for you!
http://pastebin.com/sjF1VaQk

>> No.15046276

>>15046255
People have double standards here.

>> No.15046292

>>15046255
PATRIARCHY

>> No.15046297

>>15046276
Generally this.
That and there's the one butthurt guy who is blinded by his hatred of subs/role reversal existing, despite it being roughly half of the setting and a feature of a few profiles.

>> No.15046303

>>15046297
People still think its only one guy?

>> No.15046304

>>15046255
>>15046276
>>15046297
>muh double standards
>>>/tumblr/

>> No.15046306

>>15046144
I don't get wet dreams. I tried it once by not fapping until it happened, but I got so unbelievably horny by the fourth day that I had an amazing wank to Onozuka Komachi instead. God damn those tits.

>> No.15046308

>>15046191
That's comforting. No, really, that actually is. If there was a sweet ghost watching me from the other side, sometimes getting her cover blown when she gets caught in a dream, waiting to catch me after death, I'd be completely down for that.

>>15046200
>>15046260
Eat some cheese at night, get to bed at a decent time, and try to limit your time on a computer, just to avoid melatonin production inhibition or disruption.
Keeping a dream journal also helps immensely. I've never managed to have a lucid dream, but just the act of keeping a dream journal ensured that I could remember my dreams about 3 times out of 5.

>> No.15046323

>>15046303
I'm normally against this stupid it's all one guy! shit anons like to do, but he's pretty consistent with his arguments, needless aggression from nowhere, and reactions to people answering him.
Some anons might even agree with what he's saying, but I think it's pretty obvious the place calms down for a few days once he's been banned.

>> No.15046334

>>15046304
But they do exist.

>> No.15046338

>>15046308
I used to keep a notepad document on the dreams I had. I got some really weird and surreal shit in there, and even a couple of relaxing and nice ones I was sad to discover were dreams.

But no sex dreams. If I ever got near the sex I was either cockblocked or the girl vanished somewhere.

>> No.15046341

>>15046323
Ok, you may be right about that. I have some complaints with current threadcannons, but after thinking about it a little bit, i guess you do have a point. Sometimes things aren't worth pushing around or arguing about.

>> No.15046366

>>15046341
I'm actually with you on the threadcanon. Many of the memes this thread dreams up and spams are completely asinine and obnoxiously overused, but that guy endlessly poking everyone in the ribs with his desperate need for drama helps nothing.

>> No.15046367

>>15046341
There's a reason Headcanon exists, fuck threadcanon.

>> No.15046381

YOUR A FUCKING RED DRAGON

>> No.15046382

>>15046338
That's unfortunate. Still, a lot of people find that actually having sex in a dream destabilises it, and end up waking up during the act. I suppose it's just pure luck on wherever or not you can pull it off.
Even people who've trained themselves to lucid dream on command can have trouble with it. I'm just lucky with some of my utterly spontaneous wet dreams, in that I can still remain dreaming for a very short period of time after climac before waking up.
Hell, I even had that ghost girl dream after fapping that same night.

Just try to keep at it with lucid dream and dream control techniques if you want to do it. I guess.

>> No.15046394

>>15046366
>>15046367

Every time i bring up disliking threadcannons im actually surprised that at least one or two people take the time to agree with me. Makes me feel a little better about disliking some of the obnoxious bullshit like all the cuddlehounds and shit.

>> No.15046397

Now that I think about it, college life would be hell on earth if monstergirls were real.

>> No.15046407

>>15046382
I always found that no matter how perverted i am irl and how much dirty thoughts i have i can never for the love of god have a lewd dream, feels like sex is the farthest thing from my mind in my dream self.

Also there are often moments inside of my dreams where a random qt girl stops me from whatever i am doing to tell me something but i can never remember what is it, maybe i have an interdimensional Nightmare waifu?

>> No.15046408

>>15046381
Yes, i'm fuking a red dragon.

>> No.15046410

>>15046397
>college life would be hell on earth
So no real difference? That's not exactly a time I look back on fondly.

>> No.15046412

>>15046397
At least it would be easy to pay off your loans.

>> No.15046415

>>15046394
Most of the threadcanon could be described as obnoxious after a point - you repeat anything enough and people will get fed up with it. You do get the anons who furiously defend it, but they do it in such a personal and angry way that it just had to be trolling.

>> No.15046418

>>15046410
Remember finals
Now add in monstergirls
Now imagine trying to study so you won't get fucked (by the tesst) with the horny girls chasing you around

>> No.15046420

>>15046394
It's okay not to like cuddlehounds, having autistic meltdowns every time they're mentioned isn't. I guess I'm just somehow magic and people never flip out about ~controversial~ ideas (eg. egglaying Dragons with Cloacas) or hard fetishes in my stories.

>> No.15046422

>>15046410
I actually liked college. It was far better than school and all it's bullshit and there was lots of alcohol involved too.

>> No.15046425

>>15046407
She's telling you how to construct the interdimensional Stargate. Pay closer attention next time.

>> No.15046426

>>15046418
just choose, get fucked or get "fucked".

>> No.15046431

>>15046422
I think most college-haters are conformers who went with some engineering major that they hated just to play it safe with their lives. I know I was miserable until I jumped ship to do something actually interesting.

>> No.15046436

>>15046426
If I choose to get "fucked", I get 'fucked" AND fucked. That's double times the fuck,.

>> No.15046441

>>15046255
>>15046276
Seriously? Are you faggots going to start to complain that monstergirls should have harems too?

>> No.15046445

>>15046394
Why would you be surprised? We're not a hivemind and I'm sure there's a good number of anons who also hate threadcanon. I personally don't mind it in moderation, but when certain anons try and force it as actual canon they can go fuck themselves.

>> No.15046454

>>15046441
I'm not defending it. I'm just saying some very obvious double standards exist.

>> No.15046457

>>15046334
For a reason, apparently

>> No.15046462

>>15046454
Of course they do. Monstergirls are mostly a fetish for guys, so fetishes that you can see in shoujos like reverse harems are obviously not a thing.

Fuck, KC even had the slime queen remade so it weren't a reverse harem anymore.

>> No.15046464

>>15046381
Carly the Cuck?

>> No.15046473

>>15046464
probably lizardmen/salamanders the cucks.

>> No.15046479

>>15046462
gay

>> No.15046485

>>15046445
>>15046420
>>15046415

You guys give me so much hope. Anyhow i guess i'll drop this topic for a bit.

>> No.15046490 [DELETED] 

>>15046462
Haha, get fucked.

>> No.15046502

>>15046462
You're right, people really forget what setting they're talking about at times.

>> No.15046503

>>15046490
Now that's hardly a helpful comment, is it? Just what did you hope to achieve by posting that?

>> No.15046506

>>15046503
Why even respond. You know it's bait.

>> No.15046507

>>15046502
There's guys who like sloppy seconds, too.

>> No.15046511

>>15046490
I don't understand, you post that because you like reverse harems? Do you have a cuckolding fetish?

>> No.15046521

So, would you milk a Lich for ''research'' ?

>> No.15046542

>>15046521
Of Course I would.
I would also encouraged her to try and get herself breast simmelar to a Holstaur. You know, for science!

>> No.15046543

>>15046521
Am I getting paid? I would still do it even if I weren't, but money is always nice.

>> No.15046553

>>15046521
If she "milked" me for research too. Emotionless handjobs while she's wearing a lab coat is one of my top fantasies.

>> No.15046574

>>15046521
Fuck yes.

Imagine if a lich's research involved changing the milk within her breasts, and having you milk her just to note the differences.
Over the course of a week, she makes the milk thicker and creamier every day, and gets you to knead her nipples and lap it all up during.
Then next week, she experiments with temperature, trying to remain composed as she warms up the milk casting spells on her breasts. Until by day seven, it's as warm as a hellhound's. You could bend the lich over, take her nipples between your fingers, and milk her directly over a mug of hot chocolate powder, and drink it straight like that.
Maybe, just for fun, she'd alter the flavours as well. There's very little research value in it, and she'll never admit it, but really she changes the flavour just as a reward for you.

I also had a much more wild idea in regards to what a lich could do to increase her efficiency, but I think it's too much for this thread.

>> No.15046584

>>15046553
I want a Lich to research how fast I come and how much I report enjoying it in various situations. Variables to control include:
>Her state of undress
>Her body type (varied with illusion magic)
>The activity (HJ, BJ, vaginal etc.)
>Tightness and wetness of the contact
>Form of dirty talk, if any

Imagine her face when it turned out the best sex was lotus position while wearing her lab dress shrt with her real body and normal parameters while she whispers she loves me into my ear.

>> No.15046588

>>15046462
Was it actually remade or shit translated?

>> No.15046620

>>15046521
I don't think any research based on lich breast milk would pertain my interests. Groping a Lich's tits, however, is another matter entirely.

>> No.15046625

>>15046620
>Are small or big tits better to grope?

>> No.15046630

>>15046584
That last part sounds super cute.
>Form of dirty talk, if any
I imagine that she would try to dirty talk normally but everything would come cross so factually that it's not quite how it should be.

So rather than "does my hand feel good?" it comes out as "my hand is moving up and down across your penis causing friction, is this creating the desired stimulation?"

>> No.15046648

>>15046574
>Hathorite Lich

>Like any other member of her order her body is soft, her breasts large, and she has an ass one could balance a breakfast plate
>To match the motif of fellow Liches and Hathorites, she wears dark metal cuffs reminiscent of cow skulls on her wrists, ankles, and neck
>Additionally, she forgoes the use of panties but still wears the same cow-print bikini top she dressed in not long after she first augmented her breasts to bare milk
>Researches the effects of monstergirl milk (bovine and on-bovine) on humans and other monstergirls
>However, she refuses to test the milk on herself and her husband out of the irrational fear that he'd like the taste of milk that isn't hers
My lactation fetish is helping me regain my writing groove. I mean shit, this is the second time today I churned out Lich lactation stuff.

>> No.15046650

>>15046630
>Oh yes, Anon. I am a woman who is sexually available to a socially unacceptable extent. Copulate with my vagina.
>Your reproductive organ is living body temperature. It is distinctly warmer than my body. I enjoy the warmth.
>I am fond of you, Anon. I would like you to stay with me for the foreseeable future. Please commit to a pair-forming ritual with me.
>Please inseminate me.

>> No.15046687

>>15046584
>>15046650
>"Please feel free to ejaculate at any time"
>"Are you some kind of slut? Because most people tend to use that word with people tend in freely engage in sexual activity with people they are not in close relationships with, like you are doing now"
>I'm going to have vaginal intercourse with you until you are unable to maintain an erection"
>"You're performing a satisfactorily job at performing oral sex. I am approaching orgasm, and I request that you continue until my orgasm has finished."
>"I have returned from researching colloquialisms to achieve better results. Ahem. I will use my 'tits to milk you until you've turned my skin white', even if semen cannot change skin hue, and my skin is already white.
>"Or more of a pale purple really"

>> No.15046692

>>15046630
>>15046650
>>15046687

Scientific dirty talk should not turn me this much on.

>> No.15046697

>>15046584
>>15046650
>>15046687
Lich-chan is cute!

>> No.15046703

>>15046697
>Anon, please see me in private.
>I have analysed the data, and there is a startling result.
>It seems that you are in love with me.
>This is a serious breach of research ethics.
>Any results from the battery cannot be generalised.
>It is likely that you only prefer the variation DrSh/Real/Lot/Norm/Aff-Marr because of your emotions towards me.
>I am very disappointed that you did not come forward with this information prior to the testing process.

>> No.15046705

>>15046687
>Lich not referring to her own skin colour according to its appropriate hexidecimal triplet value

Step up your game.

>> No.15046707

>>15046648
I like the idea of the cow skull motif, definitely. That's great.

>> No.15046722

>>15046705
It's like you want her to hand you a chart after the test asking you to rate each part on a scale from one to ten.

>> No.15046730

>>15046722
I'd like that. But I don't want to hurt her feelings if I rate anything less than ten, though. I have to put aside personal bias in the name of objective criticism so we can attain true perfection.

>> No.15046736

>>15046722
Anon pls. Of course she's going to want to know everything. Now, would you please rank blowjobs with natural lips, chapstick, and lipstick in order of physical pleasure and level of arousal.

>> No.15046749

>>15046703
>>15046730
>For example, you have rated both your state of arousal and your physical pleasure at 10 for every act. You claim that you only require my touch to be perfectly satisfied. This renders the results useless.

>> No.15046761

>>15046703
I want to fall in love with the Lich Teacher of my Necromancy course!

>> No.15046771

>>15046705
Unless you have the processing speed of a computer, being aware of one's epidermal pigmentation is not required for the act of copulation, and may be safely disregarded as excess information.

In short, who cares nerd lmao

>> No.15046779

>>15046771
>His liches don't have the processing speed of a computer through body modification and magical augumentation

Someone get this dumb jock outta here.

>> No.15046782

>>15046650
>>15046687
Okay, I'm starting to like liches now.

>> No.15046809

>>15046782
I know, it's great. I've got to figure out a way to merge this hyper-literal speech with some ASMR. I think that'd potentially make for some great reading material.

>> No.15046812

>>15046761
Would you kill herself to get her to touch your dick?

>> No.15046813

>>15046779
Contrary to your preemtive assumption, Liches are not within my list of preferred Monstergirls. Whether or not they may have vast information processing capabilities is, ultimately, of no importance, for I am indifferent to their species.

On the other hand, body modifications seem like the type of interest an actual "jock" would take a linking to, mister Jock.

>> No.15046816

>>15046809
>lich ASMR experiments
truly the pinnacle of lewd

>> No.15046817

>>15046782
They're the most versatile undead.

>> No.15046820

>>15046809
She probably finds out that you have a weakness for her whispering in your ear and starts researching the best way to get a reaction out of you by doing that.

>> No.15046823

>>15046816
I wish more people would have a crack at it, really. I'm kind of proud of my own attempt at it, and I'm surprised that the ASMR aspect came across as well as it did in writing.

Now I'm just spitballing ideas for some reverse ASMR on a lich.

>> No.15046828

>>15046820
The holy grail would be getting anon to cum jut from whispering in his ear.

>> No.15046829

>>15046812
D-Do you think she'll like me more if I was Undead?

>> No.15046834

>>15046828
>Cum without touching
Wait a damn second, hear me out here. Lich hypnosis.

>> No.15046842

>>15046834
Sounds hot.

>> No.15046843

>>15046834
>Lich hypnosis.
I disapprove.

>> No.15046846

>>15046834
I'd be 100% down for that.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Consensual hypnosis is fucking fantastic.

>> No.15046849

>>15046823
Basilisk needs some ASMR content.

>> No.15046852

>>15046834
>Getting hypnotized into being a quickshot
>Taking a potion to induce endless cumshots
>Handjob with a splurt for every thrust
YES

>> No.15046854

>>15046849
You're right, I haven't seen anything like that in writing form yet. Definitely something to keep in mind which needs to be rectified.

>> No.15046857

>>15046849
What about a Basilisk getting ASMRed by her lover? With that mask on she could focus on only his voice and touch.

>> No.15046861

>>15046857
I thought that's exactly what was being proposed.

>> No.15046865

>>15046846
Consensual hypnosis is amazing yes.
>Lich dismisses hypnosis thinking it's bullshit
>You convince her to try it on you, appealing to her curiosity by saying you never know until you try
>To her surprise she manages to hypnotise you quite easy after a few minor hiccups
>She's torn between continuing and having a bit of fun or making some serious notes about the process
Alternatively
>Hypnotising her when she humours you and doesn't believe it's possible
>Make her get on all fours and wan like a dog in her usual monotone voice
>Break the hypnosis when she's drinking out of a water bowl and try to keep a straight face as she looks completely unamused

>> No.15046874

>Lich experimenting with giving ASMR in that soft, composed voice of hers
>Basilisk is a hypersensitive receiver when it comes to ASMR

Not that it will ever happen here for obvious reasons, but now I'm wondering about how strongly a basilisk would react to ASMR performed on her by a lich.
The effects would probably be very considerable.

>> No.15046883

>>15046865
I can't even imagine what a monotone lich "wan", "woof" or "awoo" would sound like. Convincing her that it's real that way would be pretty funny though.

But would a lich really be that dismissive? After all, I imagine she'd be naturally inquisitive. That, and with magic, anything's possible. Hypnosis through illusions would probably be as easy as breathing for her.

>> No.15046912

>>15046852
All of my yes.

>> No.15046923

>>15046912
Of course, she wouldn't want to expose herself to all that jizz coming out of you. Oh no, she'd sit you on a shower stool and give you a reacharound handjob. You'd feel her soft breasts well back and forth on your back with every stroke and every cumshot. You'd even imagine feeling her breath on your shoulder, but it's actually just her hair.

>> No.15046925

>>15046883
>Local Lich goes "Awooo"
>"Kos or Kosm" debate still rages

>> No.15046930

>>15046883
That's a good point. Then again she could have been so absorbed in her own research that she amused it was just fairytale nonsense and never realised she was capable of it.

>> No.15046938

>All this lich magic

>Lich ASMR
>Hypnosis on both sides
>Handjobs
>Breast enhancement
>Magically induced and altered lactation

Both me and my dick are very happy right now. What a good way to wind down the thread.

>> No.15046955

>>15046938
Normally when images run out everything goes to shit with people trying to crash the thread, I'm pleasantly surprised it went this way.

>> No.15046967

>>15046923
Stop it. My dick can only get so erect.
Please continue.

>>15046955
It has been a while since we had a good end to a thread. I'm quite happy about it.

>> No.15046970

>>15046938
I want my Lich mistress to perform a ritual to change her body to perfectly match the target's tastes! She thinks it didn't work because she tested it with me and I think she's already perfect.

>> No.15046977

>>15046967
I'm going to sleep soon, anon. If you're lucky, I might feel like writing up a story like this later. I tink I can fit it in together with my existing Lich serial.

>> No.15046983

>>15046977
Sleep well then anon.

>> No.15047006

>>15046967
But she's got beakers she's expecting you to fill up. I think that wouldn't be very enjoyable.

>> No.15047026

Next thread better start with lots of lovely Lich ladies

>> No.15047047

>>15046970
Damn that is both cute and accurate.

This arouses the Lich

>> No.15047050

>>15047026
i want monster girl celebs that have boy harems.

>> No.15047115

Did I miss something? Why does this thread have so many posts? An announcement or something?

>> No.15047119

>>15047050
>boy harems

Fuck off.

>> No.15047121

All this lich posting is making the lich happy.

http://i.imgur.com/n4bpRJF.png

>> No.15047123

>>15047115
>2k
>many posts
The fuck you are talking about, nigger
This thread is half-ded

>> No.15047126

>>15047115
2300 replies is SOP for these threads

>> No.15047131

>>15047115
new here?

>> No.15047136

>>15047115
This really isn't much for the Monstergirl Thread. Back a few months ago, we could easily hit 3000. Maybe even 4000 if the board was slow enough.

>> No.15047139

>>15047131
>>15047126
>>15047123
I misread and thought we were at 3,000 something

>> No.15047142

>>15047115
Yeah you did you missed all the discussion about KC having to quit making monstergirls and basically wiping everything done related to them. We've enjoyed our company together but now we must part for it is the end

>> No.15047144

>>15047026
All good things in moderation, as much as I love Liches I don't want to drive them into the ground.

>> No.15047146

>>15047119
fagget

>> No.15047154

>>15047146
Not him but I respect your wishes, though I must sincerely ask of you to not bring questionable ideas by thread standards because we had enough shitposting for the week.

In short, fuck off.

>> No.15047160

>playing through Morrowind's Bloodmoon expansion
>feel bad for slaughtering all those Werewolves
I mean, they're just bizarrely short biped wolves in this, but still.
Why do snowy settings and Werewolves go so well together anyway?

>> No.15047165

>>15047154
>Thread standards

I don't like reverse harems at all, but don't be that guy. You know what I mean.

>> No.15047167

>>15047160
because they are so cute and fluffy

>> No.15047170

>>15047160
Snow is beautiful, and wolfgirls are beautiful too.

Snowy landsacpes are the best for exploring, hunting in, and cuddling together in. Wolfgirls are also the best for doing all that stuff with, so they fit perfectly.

>> No.15047171

>>15047160
Because you have no wolves and wolves are STRONK

But really probably because they tend to live in cold or at least colder temperate places, I guess

>> No.15047174

>>15047165
I was just pointing out that there are some things that invariably start shit, nothing more, but alright.

>> No.15047176

>>15047119
>>15047154
Stop taking the bait

>> No.15047182

>>15047174
Fair enough, you're not wrong.

Though just remember to be carful with that. Sometimes, the people posting a negative reaction to stuff which "invariably starts shit" end up causing even more damage and shit in the thread than the original thing posted.

>> No.15047183

>>15047170
>>15047171
True, I'd love a huge strong wolfu to snuggle up to in a blizzard.

>> No.15047194

>>15047183
How huge and strong though? Enough that she can piggyback you while leaping impossible distances and dashing along mountain ranges?

>> No.15047195

>>15047183
Who needs a Yeti when you have a seven foot tall wall of sex and power?

>> No.15047201

So, I had a dream last night where I scratched and pet a small dog-girl into a flooded loins mess before a passing dragon told me to take responsibility for it, but woke up before I got her home.
Just thought you'd all like to know.
I think she was a miniature sheltie.

>> No.15047209

>>15047195
I wanna ara ara matsiff kobold nee-san.

>> No.15047212

>>15047201
Glad you did share that.
Even in dreams, cute dog-girls and kobolds deserve to be pet and pampered to orgasm and beyond.

>> No.15047262

>>15044540
Monstersona or not I want to see Kitsch turn into an Ara Ara Granny Fox as her real form, but only used in absolutely dire situations because the last time she did it the poor D she was hounding suffered from severe Mofu and Ara Ara Addictions

>> No.15047272

>>15047262
>Ara Ara Addictions
>implying this is bad
>implying i cant stop

>> No.15047283

>>15047262
Mofu addictions are the perfect excuse to keep your face buried in an intimate part of your fluffy monstergirl mate.

>> No.15047317

>>15047272
>Implying you would want to stop when an ara ara MG is telling you you're about to break her hips
>But her body keeps meeting up to yours in the cadence of love making

>> No.15047343

>>15047262
>Mofu and Ara Ara Addictions

>Parents come to visit
>"Anon, your mother and I think you might have a problem."
>Sitting there engulfed in the tails of a Kitsune who looks like she's not even aware of the conversation happening around her, you reply
>"I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM, OKAY?! I JUST LIKE THIS! I CAN QUIT ANY TIME I WANT TO!"
>"Okay, then quit it. Right now."
>The Kitsune stirs and turns to you, caressing your cheek with one hand
>"Ara ara, you're not going to leave me, are you?"

>> No.15047375

>>15047343
Anon, I fully admit I have problem. I also recognize that I absolutely cannot quit, mostly because I don't want to.

>> No.15047403

>>15047375
You may consider your addiction a problem, but I'm perfectly fine with mine. I am fully functional with the addiction intact, and capable of all necessary activities for daily life. That I tend to surround myself with mofu and ara ara at all times is just a matter of preference.

>> No.15047443

I have such a crippling addiction to mofu mofu that I'd even keep a tuft of a kitsune's tail hair in my pocket for emergencies

>> No.15047451

Scales > Mofu

>> No.15047452

>>15047443
I bet that functions as an actual working good luck charm, considering how magical kitsunes are.
A kitsune in love with you could give you a pouch of her tail fur as a ward and way to always stay linked with you.

>> No.15047453

I have an addiction to Kejourou hair. I'm too far gone to be saved.

>> No.15047459

>The only fast monstergirl is the Cockatrice
>All she does is run away from people
Monstergirls confirmed slow.

Can't husbando what you can't catch.

>> No.15047462

>>15047451
both are good

>> No.15047464

My addiction to Yeti mofu is ruining me.

>> No.15047467

>>15047459
Thing is, certain monstergirls will follow you in a rect line, such a Ushi-Onis and Wurms.

>> No.15047478

>>15047464
Yeti mofu is indeed a powerful "manliness corroder", sometimes I question myself if overexposure to Yeti cuteness is actually doing me harm in a way sometimes.

>> No.15047479

>>15047451
I wanna be wrapped up in a dragon's wing hug as much as possible!

>> No.15047481

>>15047459
I think thunderbirds are pretty fast, all things considered.

And I like to think that wyverns are excellent speed demons, too. Imagine a wyvern moving like this:
https://streamable.com/pvxl

>> No.15047483

>>15047459

>Kunoichi
>Slow

if you say so

>> No.15047489

>>15047478
If I ever came into contact with an Ara Ara Yeti I would be her plaything for all time.

>> No.15047491

>3dpd gave me her number while out to lunch
I feel like I'm being mocked by some bored god. 2017 really can't come any sooner.

>> No.15047493

>>15047491
3DPD half-meme aside, is she nice at all? Or is she actually, objectively not that great?

>> No.15047494

>>15047491
Just toss it out

>> No.15047495

>>15047493
She was very cute which just makes this worse.

>> No.15047505

>>15047493
>3DPD
>meme
Kek

>> No.15047524

>>15047495
But is she an asshole?

>>15047505
Half meme. Of course it's blown wildly out of proportion, because 4chan and it's userbase, but enough people are dicks in general that there's a reason the phrase exists in the first place.

>> No.15047526

>>15047491
Nothing good ever happens anon, I say it's bored god.

>> No.15047529

>>15047491
Nice blog.

>> No.15047531

>>15047491
Go out with her and call her a scrub for being a boring stupid human girl.

>> No.15047533

>>15047493
>>15047524
>Half-meme

>> No.15047547

>>15047491
Just be upfront with her. Text her and ask her if you can inseminate her tomorrow.

>> No.15047549

>>15047533
Yep, that's what I said. Congratulations, you're now demonstating the intellectual capacity of a parrot.
Keep it up, champ.

>> No.15047552

>>15047524
>But is she an asshole?
Nope, super sweet and always a pleasure to talk to. It's hard to justify my 3DPD hate when she's the counter.

>>15047526
But what if this is my one and only chance at being a normalfag?

>> No.15047556

>>15047552
Why would you want to be a normalfag? Don't you want to jack off to monstergirl stuff with complete strangers?

>> No.15047558

>>15047491
My, that is indeed gre-- I mean, grievous news, my fellow Anon. Surely you're going to give the lad-- 3DPD a chance despite her not being a monstrosity"girl", yes?

>> No.15047561

>>15047556
Only a scrub wouldn't. I don't even jack off to monstergirls anymore, I just jack off to you Anon.

>> No.15047570

>>15047552
>Ever considering being a normalfag
It's too late you already are, please leave before you end up with weird ideas.

>> No.15047580

>>15047552
Well, if she's cute and nice, go for it.
Don't listen to 4chan's rampant echo chamber cynicism if you think she's nice.

It's your life, after all. And your actual, physical, non-internet life at that. Your happiness takes priority over some silly "3DPD" mantra which only really applies as a heavily biased, inexperienced generalisation.

Get her to wear a tail buttplug and dog ears headband when you fuck.
There, now this post is /mgt/-approved.

>> No.15047583

>>15047491
My cousin got confessed and he actually said that he only liked 2D girls.

Don't do it, if you reject her they will ruin your life.

>> No.15047585

>>15047583
Haha holy shit

>> No.15047591

>>15047459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53OyPYa7SEI

>> No.15047598

>>15047583
>Don't do it, if you reject her they will ruin your life.
What, if a girl proposes, you either have to accept or you'll suffer forever?

>> No.15047610

>>15047598
I think it's more that they'll ruin your life if you say "Sorry, I only like 2D girls."

>> No.15047618

>>15047591
I bet a Raiju could pull it off with enough power.

>> No.15047620

>>15047591
>Run so fast you phase out of the mortal real and ascend into the speed force
At last, a safe haven from the monster rapists.

>> No.15047631

>>15047552
>>15047491
If you really are going to get 3dpd, leave this thread. We don't want to hear about your blogposts bragging about your human gf.

>>15047583
>>15047610
I do want to hear more about this, what an alpha.

>> No.15047632

>>15047610
That's one more reason why 3D is PD

>> No.15047635

>>15047549
>Half

>> No.15047637

>>15047631
>can't handle some late night blogposting
I'll post updates later just for you.

>> No.15047646

>>15047549
He's right tho.

>>15047583
I would like some storytime too.

>> No.15047650

>>15047631
Chill out nerd

>> No.15047660

>>15044129
Brown skin with blonde hair is GOAT, especially when it's on someone normal and not a gyaru. Not that gyarus are bad at all, mind.

>> No.15047662

any new drawfag art?

>> No.15047669

>>15047662
What an stupidly vague question. Of course there's new art. There's always new art.

If you want the question to not be dumb, define since when.

>> No.15047670

>>15047662
The Miiafag got two dakis done

>> No.15047682

>>15047662
Latenight drew some new stuff involving the Basilisk along with a wrassler Oni.
Miiafag and Wockfag posted WIPs for commissions.
Gazerfag posted some new stuff.
Also, not drawfag related but we now have art of a tittymonster Mad Hatter.

>> No.15047695

>>15047491
Please Anon, we need more monsters on the outside, not the inside.

>> No.15047705

>>15047646
He's right in the same way that the phrase "roses are red" is right.
Yes, it applies correctly to a wide range, but it's a biased and inexperienced answer, because white roses, pink roses, purple roses, etc, exist too.

Asking 4chan on social advice is like asking a vegan for advice on eating meat. The chances are very high you're not ever going to get an at all decent or rational answer.

>> No.15047722

>>15047631
>>15047646
It's nothing much, really.

>Weird scene girl finds my cousin cute and confesses to him
>After a lot of hard talk and images he manages to explain to her that he only likes 2D girls
>In a moment of rage, she takes a print and sends it to all of her classmates

People made fun of him for a really long time.

>> No.15047728

>>15047722
Your cousin made the right choice, good on him.

>> No.15047738

>>15047722
>3DPD can't handle being cucked by drawn pictures

>> No.15047739

>>15047722
Kek, she got rekt and went on a fit, I'm sorry for your cousin though, at least he sounds based.

>> No.15047742

>>15047722
So how did they mock him? "Ayyyy how is your anime pillow doing" or something?

>> No.15047743

>>15047662
We don't need new art we're fine where we're at

>> No.15047749

>>15047722
Couldn't he have just told her he wasn't interested, instead of revealing his power level so hard nearby pebbles floated?

>> No.15047756

>>15047722
And this is what happens when you forget to hide your power level. Probably for the best he didn't go for her though if she was willing to screw him over that bad over rejection.

>> No.15047773

>>15047743
This post is very suspicious.

>> No.15047774

>>15047722
Wow, that was a pretty douche move. Did she ever apologize for fucking him over like that?

>> No.15047779

>>15047722
That's hilarious. She acted like a child, so good on him for turning her down.

But really, he kind of got what was coming to him. If you outright say to a normalfag you're only attracted to 2D, then that's pretty much your fault. Hide your power level. There's a reason people say it.

>> No.15047793

>>15047774
>3DPD
>apologizing for their fuck ups
You mean blame others even harder?

>> No.15047795

>>15047662

There's an early sketch for a Kejourou commission at the start of the thread

>> No.15047801

>1 thread away from finally getting bumped off
I wish this didn't take so long desu.

>> No.15047810

>>15047801
Maybe, but this is pretty fun too.
I hope the mod stops pruning the thread post-image limit in the future. If they did it this time around, we wouldn't have gotten all that great lich discussion.

>> No.15047816

>>15047749
>>15047756
>>15047779
He's ascended from needing to hide his powerlevel. Normalfags have no effect on him anymore. no doubt he'll be a high ranking member of society after the Beta Rebellion.

>> No.15047819

>>15047682
Gazerfag has some commissions in progress too apparently.

>> No.15047827

>>15047816
Well, as long as he truly doesn't care. Hope it doesn't affect his life negatively too much.

>> No.15047828

>>15047819
I pray for Gazer tiddies and ass.

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