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When my grandkids ask me who was the greatest singer of my time, I will say "Hatsune Miku".

Then they will tell me: "But gramps, that's the robot singer!"

And I will smile.

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When my grandkids ask me who had the greatest ass of my time, I will say "Hatsune Miku".

Then they will tell me: "But grampma, that's the robot singer!"

And I will smile.

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>>1500333
http://www.sendspace.com/file/yvenx1

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>>1500354
You will have to make it yourself.

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>>1500385
You are thinking of Haku.

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>>1500423
http://yukarin.sakura.ne.jp/topic/2005/topic091.html

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>>1500433
.exe

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>>1500499
>>1500515
This is why trying to discuss music over the internet fails. Just go look at /mu/. Can we get back to Miku plz.

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>>1500567
Fuck yeah, DMC.

>> No.1500294

I remember this from somewhere

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>>1500567
I should be getting my DMC wristbands in the mail soon.

yay/nay?

>> No.1500297

I remember this from an /a/ which has been lost to the winds of time.

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>>1500638

>doom metal

>opeth

>> No.1500298

but how are you going to have grandkids?

>> No.1500325

>>1500298
Clones.

>> No.1500333

>>1500302
Remilia, where's my Miku dakimakura?

>> No.1500354

>>1500347
No, I mean a real one with that image. ;_;

>> No.1500370

>>1500363
I don't suppose there's a how-to on making dakimakura?

>> No.1500385

>>1500291
She is cute, but she is an awful singer, and if you actually like Miku for her shitty chipmunks-like "music", you seriously need to kill yourself.

>> No.1500388

>>1500370
http://rapidshare.com/files/91948674/body_pillow.zip

>> No.1500392

>>1500385
fag. and what do you listen to?

>> No.1500401

>>1500392
Something other than shitty jpop, if I had to guess. He's right, both about Miku's cuteness (extraordinary) and Miku's remixes (enough already).

>> No.1500423

>>1500388
Not found. ;_;

>> No.1500430

>>1500392
I listen to good stuff like death metal and digital hardcore.

>> No.1500433

>>1500370
http://fux2323/how-to-dakimakura.exe

Knock yourself out kiddo.

>> No.1500434

>>1500385
Go back to /mu/ with all your other shitty opinions, fag.

>> No.1500475

>>1500455
> 640x480

>> No.1500499

>>1500392
Doom metal.

>>1500434
But how can you enjoy that high-pitched voice? She knows how to read every kana syllable and THAT'S IT. Making "music" out of those sounds is just not worth it.

>> No.1500515

>>1500499
>Doom metal

well how can YOU enjoy those growls and screams and annoying repetitive guitars? fag.

>> No.1500542

>>1500515
Maybe because I have tastes, unlike you. Enjoy your shitty chipmunk voices.

>> No.1500597

>>1500515
>growls and screams

What are you talking about? You don't even know what doom metal is. Not that I'm surprised. This is /jp/ after all. I love you guys, but geez... find some new music to listen to.

>> No.1500609

>>1500000

>> No.1500637

When my grandkids ask me who was the greatest singer of my time, I will say "Shut up you worthless flesh-piles. It's goofy time!"

Then they will tell me: "No gramps, no!"

And I will smile.

>> No.1500638

doom metal sucks except 4 opeth

>> No.1500656

>>1500638
Opeth is not doom in any way, and they're a horrible band.

>> No.1500681

All music sucks. Only fags like music.

Real men listen to the sounds of hammers and buzzsaws and drills.

>> No.1500702

Sunn O)))))))))

>> No.1500730

>>1500702
Boooooris!

>> No.1500736

>>1500660
yes

Also I wish I could get a T-shirt of that >>1500567

>> No.1500747

>>1500736

I think the last one they have available is this one, which honestly doesn't look that bad. If I didn't already have so many preorders to deal with, i would have gotten it myself.

http://www.1999.co.jp/eng/10074352

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>> No.1501613

Hatsune Miku Doom Metal: Does it exist?

If not, why are you not making it?

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>>1502347
http://rayflood.org/vocaloid/

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Spoilers Miku gets the Schizophrenia virus downloaded when she visits a sketchy P2P site

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>>1502440

Haku's a trap, faggot

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;_;

>> No.1502347

anyone know where to find the vocaloid firefox theme?

>> No.1502350

Op here, I meant to post this thread on /e/. My mistake...

>> No.1502353

>>1502350
Go back to /b/ you fucking shitspammer.

>> No.1502355

>>1502353
Make me.

>> No.1502361

>>1502353
>Bawwwwwww, I'm calling the cops if you don't STOP!

Why don't you shed some more tears for me you little bitch.

>> No.1502381

>>1502365
GO THE FUCK BACK TO /b/.

>> No.1502389

>>1502381
Reported.

>> No.1502403

>>1502381
Reported for being such a whiny little bitch.

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Here is a screenshot of me browsing 4chan with my Miku addon and my Miku 4chan script.

>> No.1502407

>>1502403
Haha; oh wow.
Cry me a river, troll.

>> No.1502408

>>1502403
Hi 1502350. How's life?

>> No.1502410

>>1502351
What does it look like?

>> No.1502427

>>1502381

wat.

>> No.1502433

>>1502427
i donno lol.

>> No.1502440

>>1501613

Anything Haku sings passes for doom metal.

>> No.1502441

>>1502407
You like to talk a lot of shit on the Internet. Look behind you faggot. It's me.

Did you soil your pants?

>> No.1502459

>>1502441
Oh please. Scare tactics over the internet? You're going to have to try better than that, tough guy.

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Here is a vector I did of it.

>> No.1502544

Oh god, this Miku addon is so moe. I'm now listening to the Miku songs on my Miku player and checking the time on my Miku Clock!

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>>1502700
Miku is a fatass.

>> No.1502562

>>1502544
Miku addon? What does it do?

I would be willing to gouge out my eyes for a Miku screen reader.

>> No.1502569

>>1502544
Link where.

>> No.1502594

>>1502441
Oh now you've fucking done it. Delete my post one more time and see what happens. I'm like that older uncle that you always wanted to be but couldn't manage to surpass. First I'll track your IP using packet sniffers. Then I'll use TTL to pinpoint your location. Once I find your address I'm going to sneak into your room at night and violate and/or molest you.

>> No.1502596

>>1502569
>>1502562
Read the thread.

But I'm nice, so here it is: >>1502351

Click on the 初音ミク on the bottom to change skin, open tools.

>> No.1502598

>>1502594
http://kotaku.com/5055079/man-arrested-over-advance-wars-forum-murder

>> No.1502622

>>1502594
I am the alpha and omega. The beginning and the end. I am everything you wish you could some day become.

>> No.1502628

>>1502596
I cant find the Download link. ;_;

>> No.1502647

>>1502628
http://rayflood.org/vocaloid/vocalofx-0.5-fx.xpi

>> No.1502654

>>1500302
You won't have grandkids, because you're a lesbian. Considering turning straight now?

>> No.1502659

>>1502654
>02:40
>>1500302
>16:55

I lold.

>> No.1502664

>>1502654
Adoption, artificial insemination, and I hear that Japanese scientists are nearing a breakthrough in the field of Putting Dicks on Chicks.

>> No.1502683

>>1502654
As >>1502664 said adoption or artificial insemination. No need for filthy sausage defiling my body.

>> No.1502690

>>1502683
I mean, we could probably just graft testes onto you and have your vagina secrete semen; that would probably be a lot easier, actually.

>> No.1502691

>>1502615
Could you post that cute pic of Miku in orange, please?

>> No.1502709

>>1502700
♥♥

>> No.1502710

>>1502705
cool vector bro

>> No.1502736

>>1502732
;_;

>> No.1502751

>>1502736
Why so sad? I think that picture is pretty erotic, myself.

>> No.1502754

>>1502751

i'd accidentally her belly button

>> No.1502762

anyone have the miku winamp skin where she sings?

>> No.1502766

>>1502751

Because Miku can never be real to touch, to hold in my arms, and to love a love that cannot be expressed in words...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRb-uOscWU4

>> No.1502771

BUT WHO WAS GRANDKIDS?

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When my grandkids ask me who was the greatest singer of my time, I will say "Mystia Lorelei".

Then they will tell me: "But gramps, that's the night sparrow from that old cartoon!"

And I will smile.

>> No.1502795

>>1502771
LOL SO WACKY XD

>> No.1502936

>>1502933 that old cartoon
Touhou: The Animated Series was pretty awesome; I mean, times were tough what with the third world war ramping up, but it always brightened my day when a new week's episode got shown on TV.

>> No.1502980

>>1502936
Were you staying on the Moon at that time? In Earth I couldn't see anything on TV. Those neo-communist Chinese blasted all the satellites down.

>> No.1502982

>>1502732

Woman in my mind.

>> No.1502985

>>1502980
>>1502936
What are you talking about, faggots.
We all know we'll die when the LHC will be initialized at full force this 2009.

>> No.1502991

When my grandkids ask me who was the greatest threat of my time, I will say "demons".

Then they will tell me: "But gramps, you are the demons!"

And I will be a zombie.

>> No.1502995

>>1502985
When the LHC activated it caused reality to fracture, fraying the ends of reality itself across strange and horrifying dimensions; the average survivor of that fateful day only died in 99.999% of possible eventualities.

Of course, you would have known that if you were a real time traveler.

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