/jp/ - Otaku Culture

That last thread lasted just a day. Wow, that was fast.

Kejourou are love

Maids are olev.

Seriously didn't expect the thread to archive that soon.

Undead a best

>>15005663
Around elves...

>>15005682
Fix some shelves

New Jabberwock, looking forward to the doujin.

I want to marry her!

>>15005683
Why the fuck would I fix shelves, I am needed here to show them my moves.

>>15005687
>This pinup
Oh yes
YES

>>15005691
Then show them your moves.

Show them how hard you can pound and nail

>>15005698
I was trying to rhyme, I failed

Nevertheless I think I can show them how well I pound.

Heddiw da, /mgt/.

>>15005712
That's Welsh for something, isn't it?

Mino valley girls

Oh, forgot to say that pose 2 won. Thanks for voting y'all!

wipip

Big, juicy, headcrushing thighs.

Plump petite butt.

Squishy belly bully.

Round, soft underboob.

Supple tail.

Soft tufts of fur.

Silky smooth, brushable hair.

Solid, strong abdomen.

>>15005733
Not of the 12Beast variety I'd hope.

>>15005738
Are you going to show the finished version to that Monster Girl Island fellow? He'd probably appreciate the fanart.

>>15005744
Why? I actually prefer them over the MGE and EMG ones, and I say this as a femdomfag.

>>15005749
Not him but I fully agree with him.

In terms of personality they're nothing like you'd expect from a Minotaur. Sure you could say "that's what makes them interesting" or something but they're a massive disappointment just like everything crabman has ever touched.

>>15005769
I don't know, I just really like easygoing girls and big strong girls, and they're both.

>>15005745
Yup, I plan to!

>>15005789
Sounds dandy.

>>15005774
agreed, easygoing strong girls are of great taste and in general something I like and enjoy seeing. Plus the idea of you relaxing with one as you both cuddles sounds just perfect.

demons.

x is best girl

My taste > Everyone else taste

>>15005854
Salamanders with halberds > Salamanders with swords

>>15005682
Wash yourselves.

Oh wow, the other thread archived so fast? Well. Shameless reminder that my second chapter of Gladiators in the Night is out.
http://pastebin.com/edSCgzXc

Post succubutt

>>15005871

>>15005861
That's a cute salamander, I wish to cuddle her and massage her equally cute fin ears, maybe get to see her blush possibly?

>>15005871
I want to dress up a busty little Succubus as a Werecat!

>>15005861
I agree.

>>15005874
>dat skindention
Yeah baby.

>>15005871

>>15005866
>This guy is a decent fighter, to prove it he will beat a Lizard! then an Ushi!
apart from that I enjoyed it

>>15005861
This is my favourite Salamander design.

>>15005892
Perhaps he is being set up for failure? That's a possibility.

>>15005871
She's a cute succubutt, we need more monster girl cheer leaders though.

I want to win a bet against an overly serious Anubis and have her dress up as one.

>>15005871
Am I doing it right?

>>15005900
What's she cheering me on for?

>>15005903
>Ran dressed as Morrigan
Never thought I'd see this in my lifetime.

>>15005898
The short hair and black scales work wonders.

>>15005912
Ran plays dressup a lot

>>15005903
No it's early for halloween

>>15005911
Getting undressed.

>>15005886
Their tits look like hot dogs.

>>15005871
Would you do it?

>>15005932
That's very of her, though I have to wonder am I just that attractive or is she just doing it for giggles?

Since when are elves monster girls?

>>15005663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvJsG4F2Img

>>15005939
You just might want to delete that.

>>15005939
Oh yes.

>>15005942
They can monsterize.

>>15005941
She's a succubus, it's hard to tell what they're really thinking.

Just don't be surprised when she starts cheering masturbation instructions while dancing.

>>15005945
Really? But there are no nips or something explicit?

>>15005932
>Take your shirt off shoes and socks!
>Come on Anon show me that cock!
>Rip your clothes of really fast!
>Drop your pants and fuck my ass!
>Now give me a D!

>>15005939
>red
No

>>15005935
I was about to comment on how incredibly soft those tits looked but now I can't unsee that they are hot dogs, thank you for ruining them...

>>15005939
>Condoms
But I want to make a bunch of little devils with her.

>>15005955
Look at that hmanga around her arms mang.

>>15005958
Monster Girls that smoke and drink are underrated

>>15005939
Well yeah, of co
>Dani's Pizza
>DANI'S PIZZA
What horrible taste. Nevermind. I'd rather put my dick in a Matangobutt than stick it in someone with horrible taste

>>15005972
They're optional.

>>15005958
>no busty old hag to do the Hikaru Genji plan with you

>>15005952
That's a little weird, I'd think she would ant to have sex with me rather than cheering from the sidelines, guess she' trying to show off her happy and cheerful personality. I wonder what would happen if I asked her to slow dance with me as I hold her close so she may dance to the beat of my heart?

>>15005956
That's pretty funny, wonder if she'd like it if I'd cheered her on by whispering sweet nothings into her cute ears?

>>15005939
>>15005974
Source on that manga?

>>15005985
Hell if I know.

>>15005975
Cigarettes are fucking disgusting though.

>>15005974
Yeah... Migth be a goof idea.
You know what, I'll let it be up for a while (until ppl stop respoding to it) and put up a edit later.

No one here would feel like making an edit? I suck at that...

>>15005975
Good, tobacco is pretty gross desu.

>>15005975
Remember when we had that chain-smoking unemotional sex Baphomet greentext and then that faggot made her a tsun waifu for the rewrite?

GOD

>>15005975
Smoking isn't my thing but a monster girl who likes a drink is pretty attractive to me.

I want to share beers with a Hellhound and attempt to wrestle for domination before realising we're too tipsy for that and end up cuddlefucking.

>>15005982
>I'd think she would ant to have sex with me rather than cheering from the sidelines
Of course she does but she wants to see what you're made of first.

>>15005991
>>15005994
Vaginas are gross too but no one here complains about them. It's like you guys still don't get 2D >>> 3D.

>>15005687
>doujin
as am i because this is the first im hearing of it

>>15006005
>not liking vaginas
Take a hike tar-breath, but you probably can't even do that without hacking up a lung.

>>15006014
Vaginas in real life are fucking disgusting. They smell like fish and look slimey and nasty. Not to mention you don't know where it's been.

>>15006005
2D cigs are still cigs, which are universally awful.
2Dothersmoke is fine though.

>>15006004
I'm ot sure what she means, but I trust her and will follow along out of sheer curiosity. I mean, what could she want and what happens when she does join in on the fun, I hope it's cute and sweet?

>>15005975
I don't know about smoking regular tobacco...

An ara ara monster girl smoking some kind of magical leaves through a pipe would be great tho

>tfw she blows the smoke on your face and it smells like sex

>>15005958
>Talking shit about best color
>Talking shit about the fastest color

How...disappointing.

The Mofu Club

Where our beautiful Mofu Girls will tend to your needs.

>>15006005
>spoiler
Yes, this guy gets it, and not only with smoking but with everything else as well

>>15006036
Snake blowjob.

>>15006037
Only if there's one with a flat chest and fat ass.

>>15005976
Yes anon, get to work on spreading the horrific parasite apocalypse via matango.

All you need to do is infect a Wurm with it and...

>>15005900
I want to dig deep into my swag bag to make the overly serious lilim I'm in love with confess to me because whoever confesses first loses.

>>15006037
I thought it was the other way around
Beautiful mofus hired us to tend to their needs

>>15006037
Well since i'm new here and a bit shy, what kind of needs and what is there to choose from?

>>15006053
That's the human broth- I mean butler cafe two streets away

>>15005939
>>15005974
Is this better then?
Behold my paint skills.

>>15006055
I want to work at a Butler Cafe! I want to sit in Monster Girl's laps and pour them their drink! I want to be cute and help stuttering awkward otaku Monster Girls build up their confidence!

>>15005974
Oh shit, you got eyes like a hawk Anon, I never noticed

>>15006036
>that image
>...
I hope you weren't trying to persuade anybody.

>>15006068
Not the first time he's tried to shitpost with it.

>>15006063
What if they get a bit rowdy? What if a group of Ogres decide they want more?

What Monster Girl bouncer would protect you?

>>15006062
It's okay/10

>>15006077
Fat assed Wurm.

>>15006019
You've clearly never seen a vagina of decent quality anon

>look slimey and nasty
>slimey
>implying this is bad

Or maybe you're just gay
slimy=sexy

>>15006063
>serving otaku monster girls
I guess you're new there. Once you have been there enough time you will be send to please the strong rude girls, and later the rich ones.

>>15006063
Did VN anon ever continue that story?

>>15006068
>It has the shoulder thing that goes up
Fucking assault weapons man.

So Hakutaku is the seductive type of teacher, which monster girl would be the type that attempts to be serious about her job and gets seduced by her student?

>>15006063
>"I-I would like a rice omelette... P-Please."

>>15006093
Shirohebi, always Shirohebi.

>>15006077
They have security you know; it's not the first time a monstergirls tries to take one of the guys home with her.

>>15006093
Anubis-sensei
Lizard-sensei
Elf-sensei
Troll-sensei
Sea-bishop-sensei

I don't care what anyone says. I'm telling an oni I want to live between her thighs.

>>15006037
Wonderland Cafe for me thanks.

Cheshire waitresses are CUTE.

>>15006094
Hey
That's actually pretty cute

>>15006106
Second.

>>15006089
Eh? Who now?

>>15006091
Don't tread on me, ningen

You're living in MGC's pristine bachelor homes when some rather loud noises start coming from your roof.

It almost sounds like a large Harpy is stomping on top of your roof but it could be anything really.

What do you do?

>>15006100
>Sea-bishop-sensei
This one stands out the most to me. Tries to be strict because she has to but she's too kind hearted to pull it off and is prone to dropping her notes in the corridor.

Sea Bishops are cute.

>>15006106
I'd prefer the Mad Hatter barista.

>>15006116
Knock on the roof and ask who's there? Can't be too safe.

>>15006116
Lock self in panic room in the basement
Play Civ 5
Dutch, large continents, marathon

>>15006116
Stay the fuck inside.

My pelvis isn't ready for BIG birds.

>>15006116
Go up there and tell them to stop.
In a civil manner.

>>15006116
Go up there and bop it on the head until it goes away.

>>15006116
Tell them to either find the front door or fuck off. I can't afford to have the roof reshingled.

>>15006116
Get shotgun, lock doors & windows.

>>15006114
>_master1200
Why must you do this

>>15006118
And she has to ask Anon to wheel her around between classes since she can't carry stuff easily in her wheelchair

Reposting new Gazer art. Gazerfag has good taste in lewd.
http://768-1.tumblr.com/post/142003303929

>>15006119
She'd be so good at the job, and so incredibly smug about it.

>>15006114
>30 round assault clip

>>15005903
>>15005922
My life contains a distinct need for more winged and horned fluffcubusses. Succufluffs? Mofoni?

>>15006137
>>15006146

>>15006142
Gazers work well as bottom-heavy girls.

>>15006148
Woah

>>15006148
I think there's a name for the specific variation you just posted, but I don't recall it.

>>15006037
>>15006106
Where can a young man go to find care and guidance from a mature and responsible older girl?

Not quite a mother figure exactly; maybe more like, say, a big sister?

>>15006149
God, it's like someone put a baby's head on a manlets torso and stapled beach balls to the chest.

>>15005922
>>15006153
That didn't go as I was expecting

>>15006155
Ask the nearest Onee-Sabbath congregation

>>15006155
Oh, one of those onee-san maid cafes huh?

>>15006156
Somebody save that man before he drowns!

>>15006122
>>15006127
>>15006128
>>15006133
>>15006135
>>15006137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjkGGMxyxiA

As you go about your shenanigans you're snatched up and thrown into a clown copter!

Looks like you'll be toiling away with Lady Bowser for a while in her castle until your next door neighbor's come to save you. Again.

At least those twin sister Wurms are kind enough to do it for you.

>>15006123
Except for you, you end up being fine. You are however boring. Very very boring.

>>15006169
That was pretty boring.

>>15006169
I don't know what I expected.

>>15006162
What were you expecting?

>>15006169
A Salamander wearing a Mario costume will save me, I'm not too worried.

>>15006169
That woman needs to be properly disciplined I tell you what. If I have to be the one that does it then so be it.

Nice meow-meow

>>15006169
>Except for you, you end up being fine. You are however boring. Very very boring.
The great irony here is I was hoping my subterranean refuge would spare me capture by a high energy flying type and set me up with a nice lazy Wurm or a quiet, polite Sandworm

>>15006183
No, it's Wurms anon.

Twin sister Wurms.

>>15006191
Shy meow-meow

>>15006169
I'd never really considered it before but Lady Bowser would actually be a pretty top tier girl

>>15006199
Bedroom meow-meow?

>>15006202
That's a fox.

>>15006201
Yep, somewhere between Thugdere and Mayadere.

Needs more muscle though.

>>15006202
THAT'S NO MEOW-MEOW!

>>15006202
Shoo Fox! Go back to your shrine!

>>15006155
>>15006163
>>15006165
Onee-sans are the best.

>>15006218
Alright, but be sure to visit!

>>15006223
Shrines are boring.

>>15006223
I will, how else am I going to get pictures of Foxes to sell?

>>15006226
Then give a call!

>>15006223
Should I bring an offering? I'm not sure if I should bring wine or tofu.

>>15006221
Chibiwock nee-san looks dissatisfied. Did I do something wrong?

>>15006223
That looks like a real comfy place to live.

>>15006230
That art style looks familiar, who did that?

>>15006206
How about a fox, that's also a cat?

>>15006221
I want to have twin shark girl onee-sans

>>15006223
I'd rather just move in instead.

>>15006253
But that doesn't work like that.

>>15006233
I don't want to, I'm way too busy.

>>15006261
Not wanting to >>15005878 or some other species.

>>15006261
If they can be Oni's, they can be cats.

>>15006265
And I managed to forget the most important part of acting like a smug asshole on an anonymous imageboard, oh well.

>>15006261
Would you, could you, in a house?
Would you, could you, with a mouse?

>>15006276
That horn is clearly fake.

Stop this at once you deceiving fox.

>>15006284
Eh, I guess.

>>15006284
That mouse looks like it would burn down the house.

>>15006241
Yes. You're not cuddling her right now.

>>15006287
I want to be deceived by a fox.

>>15006294
Don't worry about it anon, just rape the mouse.

>>15006297
With or without alcohol?

I want to drink an Oni under the table and earn her undying love and loyalty!

>>15006303
It has to be with alcohol, I want a busty Fox to get me drunk and lure me into her bedroom to be mofu'd.

>>15006310
With or without tofu pasties?

>>15005939
>sin here
Classy.

>>15006308
>drink an Oni under the table
Eh?

Line 443
http://pastebin.com/CBGb3We4
>Marriage

Consider the following:
Scorpions give live birth through their operculum.

>>15006312
With, and I need to eat it off of her naked body.

>>15006015
>Plugsuit Ran

Have mercy on my dick, please.

>>15006322
I want to have a drinking contest with an Oni and win.

>>15006323
Scorpions, not even once.

http://i.imgur.com/FJ5glTH.jpg

>>15006202
Bedroom chuffing!

>>15006333
>Hornets!.png.jpg
Joke's on you, she already stung his dick last time and it wasn't guro.

>>15006323
I wonder, where does Yarah stand on the yandere scale?

>>15006249
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=miyama-zero

>>15006334
I want to bite a Jinko's shoulder while holding her down and fucking that tiger pussy.

>>15006341
Fairly low, she's just a sadist and likes to bully.

>>15006343
I knew it, Miyama does some good art for some decent stuff.

>>15006349
Alrighty then.

>>15006323
She's a cute Girtablilu, is she friendly and she does know it's not Christmas right, also why so scare to ask me out on a date?

Cute drunk Monster Girls with tubby beer bellies!

>>15006330
>Have mercy on my dick, please.
_No

>>15006356
Using the Muvluv suits just isn't fair either. These are all my weakness.

>>15006352
I can recall that Figgot drew that around the holiday season IIRC.

>>15006363
Most likely, still is she scared because she looks spooky when in reality she has a crush on me and is having difficulty asking me out. Tell her what after a nice kiss, I'll give her a pat on the head and she can come back to my place for our first date?

"Come on Anon! Let's get a drink before going home tonight!"

>>15006378
I don't know. the last time we went drinking you got super wasted
On a glass of beer

>>15006378
What kind of drink and where at, we could just head back to my place to have some drinks?

>>15006378
Why would she were a business suit while going out drinking?
Oh, who am I to complain, I would jump at the chance.

>>15006303
Either way works for me.

>>15006356
>Muv-Luv outfits
Now I'm imagining the cast of Alternative as monster girls.
>Meiya as a lizard
>Ayamine as a lich
>Sumika as a wurm
>Tama as a nekomata
>Yuuko as a hakutaku
>Marimo as a hellhound because of the whole mad dog thing.
>Chizuru as Cu-Sith because she's a bitch and both are equally shit

I've always wondered how MG's deal with depression? Is it all just sex therapy? Or would someone finally refer you to a specialist?

>>15006351
Like maybe 2/10 bloodstains. For other examples:
>Loli-Oni would get a full 10/10 with an extra severed mandible.
>The Mooezzin at least 7, since she went on a decade-long quest to break the glass ceiling for her childhood friend.
>The Paladin from Sinner in Blue a 4 pre- and 6 post-corruption, since she's secretly obsessed with the guy but can control herself until she dies.
>Tindalos-chan maybe an 8, since she's been watching someone on another plane of reality for quite some time.

>>15006378

Don't we need a designated driver though?

>>15006378
Sure, but I bet I could drink more than you.

>>15006394
>Is it all just sex therapy?
In KC canon. Yes.

>>15006378
Drinks after work = time honored tradition.

TO THE TAVERN!

>>15006395
>The Mooezzin at least 7, since she went on a decade-long quest to break the glass ceiling for her childhood friend.
The Ushi-Oni?

>>15006401
Wrong, there's also cuddling therapy.

>>15006394
This is why KC invented mindflayers, you realize.

>>15006394
They'd probably just cut ties with you and move on to someone else. Why bother fixing a toy when there are millions of other identical ones in better condition?

>>15006406
(You)

>>15006378
Office Kitties are love.

>>15006394
Do MG's even get depression? And how do you think an MG psychologist would work? And I don't mean shit like Mindflayers or other mindreading/altering ones.

>>15006394
MGs regreting their poor choices makes my dick diamonds.

>>15006404
Anon! That's far to lewd for them.

>>15006394
If it's something like that then I'd pretend to have depression just to get a monstergirl to make me feel better

>>15006403
Yes.

>>15006419
Niiice

>>15006412
What about office kitsuitne?

>>15006405
I dunno, if I was depressed the last thing I'd want is a sex-addicted non-human literally messing around with my mind.

>>15006412
They really are.

>>15006425
why does she look so sad?

>>15006416
Me too. Especially when their choices backfire horribly.

>>15006425
Fine too, as are office Anubises. Really, any office fluffies are lovely.

>>15006431
She's still not married.

>>15006435
I hope it's not sexual harassment if I fondle her fluffy tail.

>>15006431
Long day at work, and she hasn't had sexual relief in 5 years!

>>15006440
Well she shouldn't worry so much about marriage, she should enjoy life and be happy about the fact she's doing well in life. Any way to make her glum look disappear and also how she seems like a lovely looking young woman?

>>15006440
>>15006442
Well we can certainly change that. RIGHT NOW!

>>15006334
Oh no! I woke my Jinko waifu up from her nap, and I think she's stalking me in retaliation!

How do I save myself from being ridden and used as a body pillow post-sex as she falls back to sleep?

>>15006394
Reiki and physical-touch therapy, only because magic and spiritual energy is actually being channeled, it has a documentable affect.

If your monstergirl wife ever got depression, you could combat it by placing your hands on hers, and willing in positive spirit energy with happy emotions for her to feed off of and recover.

>>15006435
Office Kiki when?

>>15006449
Indeed, if she wants to have a fling with me all she has to do is ask and I'll say yes, she knows that right or is she too busy to ask so I have to do it instead?

>>15006394
Hug therapy, warm cuddle therapy

>>15006456
Also, I think we're blowing through images way too early on in the thread guys.

>>15006455
That what i do when a monster girl, as it's both uplifting her happiness and helps them grow happier. I wish to be someone who helps cheer up depressed monster girls of many types and put smiles back on their faces, giving them hope and happiness that they'll find love/a good life thanks to me.

>>15006463
>warm and cold cuddle therapies from different girls
Would it be cheating to get cold hug therapy from a Lich or Yuki-Onna when you're married to a warm girl?

Fire emblem: demon lord's reign
>one campaign is essentially awakening with named monstergirl units and capturing named enemy units for your units to marry and make children or corrupt into more monstergirls
>other campaign has you play as a captain and mostly nameless soldier, no ranks, just tactics, unit customization, and tactics to deal with the monster threat. Named characters are few and far between but you do get not!Boromir and not!Faramir though
>both campaings have their own ending and story where the opposite is the villain
>no 3rd route that makes everything better magically

>>15006470
We are chewing through them at 2.64 times ideal rate. That's close to Red Comet speeds.

>>15006485
Second is HFY wank that could be replaced by most fantasy games, first one could actually be decent porn.

>>15006356
W-why does she have an arrow pointing to her crotch port?

>>15006486
So the ideal rate is slightly less than 10-1?
I'd agree, if /jp/ was slow enough that we kept hitting the 3k posts of yore.

>>15006522
We've been hitting over 2500 with people sniping or fucking up and pulling the trigger early. Threads left at their natural course would be near the old 3k or more. And /jp/ is slowing, minus some of the occasional spam like what killed yesterday's thread early.

>>15006463
I wonder what a hug from that Cosmic Yeti feels like.

>>15006480
No, not at all, she'll only lock you outside in the snow for a few hours and show you cold therapy can't beat warm hugs therapy

>captionbot.ai
I think I found what I'm going to be doing for the next few hours

>>15006520
Just a design, rather than a feature. Do you really think there's anything strange about her belly?

>>15006544
Well, tentacle-chan is certainly a beautiful flower speaking metaphorically, so they're not wrong.

>>15006549
Well, there's this small hole that looks like it could be used for lewd purposes...

>>15006544
>Try it
>It can't describe any of the pictures I'm feeding it
Amateur hour

Tommy the veteran update never

>>15006544
http://i.imgur.com/yLJshS7.png

>>15006549
Why is Ran such perfect wife material?

>>15006544
>http://i.imgur.com/dJZyJSe.jpg
Dam.

>>15006581
>man-eating youkai
>perfect wife material

>>15006585
I'm not seeing a problem.

>>15006585
She'll 'eat' only her loved one.

>>15006544
>http://imgur.com/uXubZC0
Umm... wat?

>>15006485

Speaking of games, that reminds me of a question.

So, ILLUSION is coming out with their newest waifu simulator sandbox next month, which involves the MC being a shota that crossdresses as a girl to infiltrate an all-girls academy and get all the onee-sans.

Now, my question to you anons:

Could such a plot ever succeed in an MG school without ending in Alping? I mean, the sheer concentration of dark energy in an all-MG school, plus the need to intentionally bathe yourself in it (to prevent scent and/or spirit energy detection). Or would there be no way to hide from MG's cockradar?

>>15006605
A textbook example of dollarham shenanigans.

>>15006585
I'm willing to take that risk and then some.

>>15006609
>MC being a shota
Dropped.

>>15006605
How was that not too indecent for the program.

>>15006609
Alp Maker is my favorite game series

>>15006624
No clues. And yet this was considered too lewd

>>15006621
Not that it's relevant to the discussion, but illusion games are usually modded to hell and back given enough time.

I still play Sexy Beach Island and Artificial Academy 2 with an MG class/harem.

>>15006585
>man-"eating" youkai
>perfect wife material
Gospel truth.

https://www.melonbooks.co.jp/detail/detail.php?product_id=131610

So uh, does anyone know how to purchase the Liliraune doujin from melonbooks? I've never purchased many Japanese products.

>>15006609
Ojou Alp > Nerd Alp > Bride Alp > Swimming Alp > Boyish Alp > Slut Alp

>>15006634
Regardless, man crossdressing to get at girls is boring and just leads to pseudo yuri shenanigans which I have never liked.

>>15006609
You'd probbaly need some spirit energy suppresion, like how we talk about if monstergirls came to this world, and they'd freak out because of our lack of spirit energy. We'd be utterly undetectable by a sixth sense of theirs that is normally relatively omniscient.
So in KC's World, you'd need something to produce mobamana too.

Maybe you could arrange something with a lich. Let her cast a spell on you to siphon away your SE so she can have it to herself, and she shrouds you in a mamono veil.

>>15006648
>and they'd freak out because of our lack of spirit energy.

You're confusing the two terms, anon. MGs emit and produce DARK energy. Human men produce SPIRIT energy, which MGs consume (particularly in semen).

MGs want and crave spirit energy. I highly doubt they'd be unable to detect their major energy/food source.

>>15006544
I can't wait for the day this thing can make out smug anime girls by name.
http://i.imgur.com/VUUaLA5.jpg

>>15006644
A particularly moist turd > any and all alps.

>>15006658
Eww scat fetishest

>>15006656
I think it's pretty alright already.
http://i.imgur.com/Dat6tAA.jpg

>>15006653
No, read again. I might not have been 100% clear.

Humans produce spirit energy. To get away with pretending to be a monstergirl, you need to suppress that. But if you just do that, you need some way to make it look like you produce dark energy, or mamanomana.

Screw KC's lore.

>>15006653
>He doesn't know the hollowboy meme.

>>15006631
It thought http://i.imgur.com/8QSRZJU.png was a lewd image.

>>15006676
That was always stupid.

>I think this may be inappropriate content so I won't show it

Fuck you, you dumb AI baby. Delicious brown anubis ass is appropriate for every occasion.
Goddamn homo.

>>15006009
Really? It's been around for a while.

http://imgur.com/a/3W1n0

There's all the preview images from it.

http://i.imgur.com/RVWA3my.png

She's apparently wearing sunglasses, and is potentially either in front of a massive space clock, or shrunken down in front of a regular-sizaed space clock.

Well, this is an amusing waste of time.

>>15006693
I want to cum all over an Anubis' hair and glasses.

>>15006691
But Anon, we're not made of elements and spirit energy, we're made of DNA.

>>15005939
I need more like this in my life.

>>15006676
I mean I KNOW IT, but just for the benefit of everyone else, could you explain it?

>>15006544
http://i.imgur.com/UVejvIW.png

ai-san has yet to see the glory of pasties

http://imgur.com/I4IVqLa

Sensible chuckle

>>15006703
But the whole thing came across as LiveJournal poetry with how emo it was.

>You will never be a library aide along with a bookworm basilisk, after school, and then go and eat dinner together afterwards

>>15006544
Yeah baby.
http://i.imgur.com/dFRp7mN.jpg

>>15006708
In fantasy land, humans produce spirit energy, which is a fundamental aspect of life. Monstergirls can detect this energy.
In a hypothetical scenario, if monstergirls came to this world, imagine if we didn't produce spirit energy in that situation. So to the monstergirls, we'd be outright unnatural, and completely at odds with their understanding of life.
Imagine if we all somehow had the ability to see/feel a person's soul, just around them like an aura. And then someone came along who, in every conceivable way, looks like they have no soul. Imagine how offputting and strange that'd be.

That's the rough idea.

>>15006716
I'm glad I'm not the only one that though that.

>>15006713
It did the same thing when I showed it one of Latenights ara ara Wendigo pictures.

>>15006723
Holy shit those hips.

>>15006725
It has a lactation fetish, dude

http://i.imgur.com/zS2LWZX.png

>>15006756
I wish it worked with the other Ran and Momiji lactation pics I tried to get it to analyze.

>>15005663
I wanna cuddle with a cute elf.
I want to tell her she's cute, and when she gets flustered, I kiss her!

>>15006726
So blanks, huh

>>15006753
Hips don't lie, anon. And they're telling you to fill them up.

>>15006766
Pretty much, yes.

>>15006766
Pretty much, yeah.
The foxgirls of the warp can't sense our power level.

>>15006726
So the Abominations would think we were as creepy as we thought they were? I wonder how good combining a scary boner with a creepy wetness would be...

>>15006786
If we were fortunate enough that they still considered us people.
Heroes in fiction never seem to think much of busting up robots or skeletons.
It could be just as unpleasant if a Hinezumi went tearing through human cordwood looking for the person behind this strange realm.

>>15006786
Arguably we'd look even stranger to them than they do to us.
Sure, their physical differences are there, and they don't look entirely different. But that perception of a lack of a soul, something integral to life on a base level, would be fundamentally wrong.

>>15006778
So that's why we are so lonely.

I didn't ask for this.

Kissing the jinko and distracting, then being forced to take responsibility.

>>15006808
But I'm not into yaoi.

>>15006394
What do you mean, the monsters who have depression or the humans?

>>15006778
That doesn't mean they won't get creampied.

>>15006829
That's a girl, you dip.

>>15006808
That tomboy is too flat.

>>15006808
That's the most tomboy tomboy I've ever seen.

>>15006808
There's a fine line between tomboy and drawing a boy and calling it a girl, that's too much over the line for my tastes.

>>15006726
>implying you arent producing spirit energy RIGHT NOW

>>15006544
Do you think she can make legs?

>>15006843
That's some obvious cleavage in the first panel, anon. Even some in the second, even when her arm and the speech bubble and in the way.

What's that? It's time for MGC speed dating?! Well of course, why else would you be here! I wonder what girls we'll have today?

1. Black wyvern
Black scales and brown skin give this intimidatingly tall beauty a striking visage. Unlike most wyverns, this girl dreams of being the wife of an evil overlord. Naturally that is impossible in this day and age, but she'll appreciate it if you humor her by dressing up in the bedroom and acting it out. She's actually rich enough to afford making a home out of a castle, which can get cold at night. If you bring it up, she'll wrap her wings around you to keep you warm. She's also great with kids, play fighting with the neighborhood ones when they come over to play hero and captive. She'll despise you if you don't like children yourself.

2. Retired Honeybee
This hard working girl overworked herself for years, and was forced to stop working when it started affecting her health. She's here on recommendation of her doctor, to distract her from her urge to work. She'll be fine doing housework and tending to the yard, but should only do so in short sessions to avoid having her collapse. It'll be a foreign concept to her seeing someone else working around the house, but if you get her used to it she might become a nice relaxed queen bee by the time the first kids come.

3. Thunderbird stunt flyer
Moves like a bolt of lightning and is a popular sight even among other harpies at air shows. Her search for an adrenaline rush has led her so deep into the industry that there is no way she could survive outside of it, and she enjoys the attention she gets from it. She's only in the city until the show moves on however, after which you'll need to go on the road with her to keep the relationship going. Expect to do some crazy things like fucking midair so she can get a rush, and having lots of electrifying sex when traveling.

4. Lolidom Familiar
This pint sized thing doesn't take no for an answer, and what she wants is to dominate you in the bedroom. Expect bondage and magic shenanigans, as she'll use both to get the most pleasure she can out of you. Outside of the bedroom she acts sweet and innocent however, playing dumb anytime you try to tell anybody about what happened the night before. She'll still give you presents at random for being a good boy, often things you've been looking at a lot online, and will spoil you with affection at any chance she gets. If you get her any presents, you might just fluster her if it's thoughtful enough.

Remember, you can pick none of them if none have appeal. So, what'll it be bachelor?

>>15006863
>Remember, you can pick none of them if none have appeal. So, what'll it be bachelor?
Daytime drinking

>>15006863
>1
man who wouldn't want that

>>15006863
Black Wyvern.

>>15006726
Interesting idea. How would Demonic Energy, or whatever the kids call it these days, affect us if we didn't produce Spirit Energy?

>>15005958

I want to help Ran-sama quit smoking. I want to help Ran-sama when she goes through the hell that is tobacco withdrawal.

>>15006863
1 > 4 = 2 > 3

Wyvern it is

>>15006863
Why would I choose anything other than 1?

>>15006832
>They said that it wasn't possible to rape a monster girl, that they were all insatiable sluts who only did the raping.
>Then why is she so frightened?
>"Ugh, what are you?! Stop! You're cold and tasteless! You don't even smell human!"
>So this is what happens when you're from Earth. You aren't people. But you finally have a foxgirl and you won't be deterred.
>Having pinned her down, you awkwardly drop trou and pull aside her underclothesless kimono.
>"Stop! Whatever you are, stop!"
>She's barely looking at you with her eyes, her other senses having confirmed you're only shaped like a man. But you're anatomically correct in the most important place, and the recognition draws dread on her foxy face.
>With a grunt you enter her uncomfortably dry passage, her instincts denying your existence.
>Well, that's not fun at all.
>Still, with enough thrusting you begin to elicit a response, and she turns her face away in a glint of tears.
>You finish as quickly as possible, only to hear her whimpering that she can't feel your soul.

PSA: Please do not try to make soulless babies.

[x] I'm not a robot

>>15006863
2.

>>15006808
I want to bully a Jock Jinko through my nerd shenanigans!

>>15006857
Only if you have a foot fetish.

>>15006863
>Black scales and brown skin-
1. One. Wan. Uno.
>But Anon, you haven't even read the oth-
ONE
>Bu-
ONE

>>15006884
That's some good shit right there, anon.

>>15006863
>Only dom girl is a loli
JUST

>>15006877
Well, if we go by what we already know, men incubise and women monsterise when their spirit energy is completely consumed and replaced with demonic energy.
I imagine that in your proposed situation, our resistance to incubisation and monsterisation would be effectively zero. Simple exposure or proximity to even a holst would potentially be enough.

>>15006884
I died a little inside

>>15006863
Black wyvern it is.

The other are kinda meh-ish but I would choose the familiar just so I could pretend to like her, then I would say that we didn't work out and proceed to walk away.

>>15006880
Will you let her smoke your dick every time she gets the cravings? I bet she's a pack a day girl, anon. You'll be bleeding by the end of it.

>>15006884

The trick here is to stay with her, and keep doing it. Make her love you.

>>15006911
Alternatively we may be completely immune, as it could be that it is the process of corrupting spirit energy into demonic energy that causes monsterization.

>>15006917

I would pretty much do anything for Ran-sama, yes. I have no regrets or hesitations.

>>15006884
Use her tears as lubricant.

>>15006863
I like everything about 1, but I'm not exactly a fan of kids.

>>15006884
Kiss and cuddle her tenderly afterwards to induce stockholm syndrome.

>>15006890
I do
As well as a leg/thigh fetish in general

>>15006929
Good man.

>tfw no Anubis study buddy that sits with you in the library and helps you study for the big test, scooting her chair closer and closer to you each session because she wants to be closer to you

>>15006911
Wasn't it that incubi like, still produced delicious spirit energy and could monsterize women but technically didn't have demonic energy/mamonobama?

Based on the fuck-loop clause, it's been a while since I read the rules of MGE though.

>>15006924
>not tailpussy

>>15006918
>>15006928
Doesn't really matter, in this situation you don't produce spirit energy and as such they'll wither away.

>>15006947
Death rape is fine too

>>15006939
I have no clue. It's possible I've gone even longer than you without reading the world guide.

>>15006944
Oh wow, is this an actual product? Have they solved the problem of how to make fur feel good on your dick?

Speaking of, yeti handjobs when? I'm amazed we've gone so long without any art of that nature.

>>15006911
I am now amused by the idea of a simple Imp summoning invoking a horror movie grade patient-zero situation where they stand at the center of a rapidly expanding wave of sluts.
Soon only deep underground bunkers and laboratories will survive the eldritch radiation that caused the armies of the world to turn around and suck their comrade's cocks off.
And only a few brave men exist to stem the tide, the monks and spiritual folk of the world.

tl:dr I wanna watch a flick about how the Dalai Lama defeats the Succupocalpse.
while being sucked off by a succubus

>>15006953
Can't blame you, sometimes it can be cringey to read.

I like the idea that monstergirls that are the least fantastical are able to survive without spirit energy, and are only weakend a bit by the magicless atmosphere of earth.
The MGs that sustain themselves mostly on spirit energy cannot sustain themselves on earth without a guy from thier world to provide spirit energy.

So the succubi, baphomet, and lilim that visit only do so if they have an incubus husband.
The Lizardgirls, centaurs, and 'physical' monstergirls dont need humans from their world, and tend to visit or settle on earth.

>>15006944
I want to challenge a kitsune to make me feel better than a manticore with her tails, to outdo a tailpussy! If she succeeds, I'll visit her shrine every week! We'll drink hot chocolate and eat fried tofu until we fall asleep.

>>15006983
>and then anon got a Class I mofu addiction

>>15006983
But what's Class 2 and 3?

Reading the latest DSM-666 requires a login to the Sabbath main site.

>>15006971
Succupocalipse huh? Sounds fun as hell

"On a world gone horribly lewd, these powerful virgins are our only hope (cue presentation of characters, say anons from different boards), be afraid"

Succupocalipse, only in the best cinemas, or whatever.

>>15006971
Entirely too many Alps.

>>15007002
Well, KC's Alp is a deliberate snuffing of the spirit generation inside you, so it follows that most of the world would end up that way.

>>15006971
That sounds scary. Imagine just being out in town when a wave of DE blows over, and suddenly every woman around you, no matter their age, is suddenly transformed into a monstergirl in the blink of an eye.

>>15007018
Even if there's no spirit energy to snuff in the first place?

>>15006877
Same thing that happened to all regular monsters and the faggots who stop producing spirit energy.

Alps.

Imagine, a world where any time a monster tries to fuck a man he alps. That would be some ultimate horror scenario for everyone.

>>15007052
Yes. What exactly do you think happened to all the boy monsters?

>Order a Succubus bride off of a Chinese site cheap
>Select "Mature"
>Select "Matronly figure"
>Select "Confident"
>Wait excitedly for Succubus to arrive
>Box arrives
>Open
>Fat Onee-san Alp stutters hello
>TFW

Remember, when purchasing mail order bride succubi, always purchase from a reputable dealer.

>>15007025
Every man incubizes. So you're just as fuck crazy as the rest of them.

>>15007071
Then I suppose everything works out, eh?

>>15006863
One is the one.

>>15007078
Deruella plz

>>15007092
Deruella is alright, if a bit nuts. Can lilims have black hair? I'd adore a bookworm lilim with long, black hair.

>>15007066
She's a Do-It-Yourself bride Succubi, you should stop ordering stuff from MG Ikea.

>>15007109
Druella isn't just alright

She's completely right. About everything.

>>15007109
The literal sign of a lilim's power is her white hair. If anything gets enough succubus-type mana, it gets white hair. It's like the super saiyan of monsters. So no. Just go cuddle a normal succubus or something instead of a white haired demigod.

>>15007109
I think cosmetic features like hair are pretty much up in the air for most MGs.

>>15007122
She's the Griffith of MGE.

>>15007122
How big would Deruella's ass look when standing? She already looks pretty damn bottom heavy.
>>15007136
That's false equivalence something fierce.

>>15007136
Only cucks like her?

>>15007109
Hmm, I want a yamato nadeshiko lilim.

>>15007141
is it time to lilim post again?

>>15007164
Yes, but post a new one.
One with black hair and a hime cut.

>>15007164
Headpat the demon!

>>15007164
Still too early, my little sea mexican friend.