/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>It didn't snipe the old thread off
Shit, sorry guys.

Maids are olev

>>14995610
>Being raped by a monster girl
God damn nerd.

>>14995617
Ah, so that's why it wasn't archived despite the fact we were the last in line.

Moo

Kejourou are olev

Reminder all monster girls are yandere to a degree.
It's why they don't cheat.

What the fuck? The thread was the last in line? Why did the mod delete it? I was still catching up and saving images.

I wanna open an all monster girl sumo stable!
Big Tough yet soft Monster Girls!

>>14995610
I want a big, awkawrd doggy to have a crush on me.

>>14995610

You will never be a sugar daddy.

I want to marry a Jabberwock Onee-san!

I'm going to marry a Jabberwock Onee-san!

Three threads deleted in the span of a little more then a week? Wow.

>>14995633
Oh indeed, why?

>>14995642
I still like Raita even if he draws his girls as hungry big-tittied skeletons.

>>14995642
God damn you big girl-chan.

>>14995647
Posting unrelated images this early?

>>14995652
Shit happens I guess.

>>14995642
>Sakaki is supposed to be extremely, almost freakishly tall
>She's 5'9

>>14995636
That's one of many things that makes them wonderful.

Reminder that new horsepussy is the new hotness, centaurs are old and busted.

https://youtu.be/HYrVKLBhitE

>>14995660
That would be the sensible answer but my paranoia is getting kinda triggered.

>>14995649
What is this...a image for ants?!

>>14995662
Jap height anon. Makes me think that most of the tall girls from MGE are actually average height compared to non Japanese people.

>>14995648
She's trying so hard to pretend she's not in love it's adorable.
Seriously, who draws this? Does he have a gallery somewhere?

>>14995667
No.

>>14995662
>5'9
That's so adorably small, I want to princess carry her.

>>14995617
Why are people here always so desperate to post a new thread as quickly as possible?
This is where the problem of having multiple threads come from. You don't wait for a single second to post a new one.

>>14995667
Their thighs are nice, but otherwise they're incredibly bland looking.

>>14995672
>5' 9" is tall in Japan
>I'm tall in Japan
Huh.

>>14995662
I need to smack that Wolfu's ass.

>>14995662
Well she's taller than me so it pans out

>>14995667
>Girls wearing headbands
>Centaurs
That's a real funny joke anon.

>>14995683
Japanese people are short. The average female height is 5'2" and the average male is 5'7"

Konosuba was fantastic and even featured some monster girls, but I really can't accept Wiz as a Lich even if she's got a great personality and massive tits to go with it.

She looks more suited to being a Wight more than anything. I hope we get more of her in season 2, Wiz's intro was really rushed and she only showed up near the end. I also wonder what her phylactery is.

>>14995634
That pattern on her skin looks nice.

>>14995647
>>14995690
Reminder to delete your unrelated images.

>>14995679
It wasn't like it was posted when we were a few threads away from oblivion, usually posting a new thread once the old one is last in line archives it.

>>14995695
>Wzi dressed as a lich/wight
I knew I was forgetting something. Also yeah Wiz a best. This one was cute as fuck too.

>All these REACTIONFACE.JPG images and the thread has barely started

This is why we can't have nice things.

Remember to recycle anons.

>>14995666
Ornstein a cute. C U T E.

>>14995705
>Was willing to let herself be killed so that Kazuma wouldn't get in trouble
Megubus was best girl.

>>14995709
That's a Living Armor version of the Dragonslayer set you rube, not a R63 Ornstein.

>>14995714
Megubus?

>>14995662
I just want so stain brown monster girl skin with milky white semen.

>>14995714
I still say Wiz is best Konosuba, but I'm biased because she's undead (and a Lich at that), friendly and has fucking huge breasts. It's just such a winning combination for me.

Why must I always love the rarely used side characters the most?

Wendigo a cute.

>>14995726
>"Put me down foolish mortal!"

>>14995730
Still just as cute on the ground.

>>14995726
!

>>14995695
Wiz is the nicest lich ever, helping lost souls ascend, assisting in saving the town from the huge magitech mech, even admitting to the MC that she's one of the Demon Lord's most powerful generals, but sympathies with humans enough to live with them
She's some kind of... nicecromancer.

>>14995734

>>14995726
She turns her husband into a furry though.

>>14995740

>>14995737
Does that make her a Nec-Romantic Nec-Romancer?

>>14995740
It's still mostly worth it. Mostly

>>14995734
Wanna tease that big Wendigo.

Gonna tease that big Wendigo.

>>14995662
An unsightly Beast.

>>14995734
That Wendigo has huge tits.

>>14995740
More like she turns him into Grimace from McDonald's.

>>14995749
The transformation stuff is optional fortunately enough.

>>14995762
That's good. Can't be a proper woodsman and a furry.

I’m still waiting for that spade-tail addict anon to continue his story.

>>14995762
Nah. It's like opting out of recurring billing when you take a Try X for X "Free" option. Technically true but they make it difficult as fuck.

Threadcanon wendigos don't do that anyway. That's what's made them so cute.

>>14995719
She looks like Megumin with white hair.

>>14995782
I want wan night with that wanwan

>>14995726
I want to take a Wendigo home with me and use her as a body pillow.

>>14995773
I don't think threadcanon Wendigo's have much in common with the KC profile outside of their appearance and pocket dimension cloak thingie.

>>14995804
>pocket dimension cloak thingie.
But they don't even have that. It's just a normal fur coat.

>>14995782
What would a Kitsune like more?
>Knowing that you're aware she's trying to trick you, but going along with it anyways to humor her
>Outwitting her and turning her prank back onto her

>>14995807
There've been a few greentext stories that made mention of it.

>>14995773
>Threadcanon wendigos don't do that anyway. That's what's made them so cute.

All threadcanon Wendigos do is make a retarded noise. It's actually pretty obnoxious and isn't much of an improvement as a result.

>>14995804
I've always found it pretty amusing how the most depraved thing KC has ever created has became so cute and innocent.

Not that I mind, both versions are nice for their own reasons.

>>14995812
So? That could be canon ones. Threadcanon ones are the ones in the sketches and none of them have ever used their coats that way.

>>14995819
>Not that I mind, both versions are nice for their own reasons.
Go away furfag.

>>14995817
Not being turned into a monsterboy is 100% improvement. Now that I think about it, even people talking about mindflayers have quietly dropped that aspect from them too.

Not enough artists draw wolfgirls with paws. This is a shame.

>>14995804
I actually don't mind the pocket dimension cloak thingy. I'd gladly be the Cloak to her Dagger

>>14995827
You don't get turned into a monsterboy so much as a literal squid, and even before then you lose your consciousness rendering you pretty much dead.

>>14995827
The turning guys into splatoon part was a nice drop, now all they do is put their tentacles in people's ears and make the pain go away.

I want to bop a monster girl that's trying to assault me on that head.

>>14995837
>implying you lose consciousness
Nothing this sad could be oblivious to its own suffering.

>>14995837
I heard you gained at-will squid form because reasons.

I'd rather have climbing hands.

>KC Wendigo
>Shrouded in mystery
>Shy and reserved
>Has a pocket-dimension in their coat
>Their coat tightly hugs their figure
>Guide you using maddening whispers while hiding themselves
>Save you and take care of you if you collapse
>Make you go mad with lust from merely looking at them
>Give you strange, uncontrollable boners
>Let you live inside their coat Once you marry them
>You become a "thing" inside their coat that fucks them from behind 24/7
>Everything is reversible and you can still lead a normal life while being married to one

>Threadcanon Wendigo
>Easily flustered
>Their coat are just that and they are very loose
>Loves stretchy meat
>Guide you while being in plain sight
>Awawawa

Pick your side

>>14995810
The first. Because it's more conductive to being smug.

>>14995846
Threadcanon.

>>14995846
KC version for fucking until she heart pupils and makes double peace signs, thread canon version for cuddling and protecting.

>>14995844
It's the opposite, like how old school dragons could temporarily go to a humanoid form. You are the squid, but you can sort of go back to a human if you feel like it for awhile.

Protip. You married a fucking mindflayer and she likes you better as a squid, so you will prefer being a squid too. It's just one tentacle brain tickle away.

>>14995846
KC wendigo anyday my friend. Every time i read 'awawawawa' on a post somewhere i feel a part of my brain just die and rot away.

>>14995846
Both are bad, but as always the threadcanon version is so much worse and only exists for memes or shitposting. I have no idea why some idiots try and enforce the threadcanon versions sometimes.

>>14995857
What do you have against Mario galaxy's ost?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYlEF-Mkpw8

>>14995857
awawawawa

>>14995846
>Everything is reversible and you can still lead a normal life while being married to one

Pffft.

>>14995846
Why not both?

>>14995856
I never liked mindflayers anyway, unless I can mindrape people too.

Remember kids, they might be MGE monsters, but they still have some spooky shit.

>>14995862
Saltfag go home.

>>14995862
Im with you on this one man, threadcannons are never really an improvement on any of the MGs and just add unnecessary cringy bullshit to conversations here.

>>14995846
>Everything is reversible and you can still lead a normal life while being married to one
Bullshit, nowhere is it stated that it's tthe coat that turns the men into monsters.

Random writefag from the last thread here. The one responsible for that short greentext about the monster girls anonymous meeting, featuring Spade-addict. I said I'd write a prequel or two to that after receiving encouragement. Thought I'd pop in and let you know what's happening with that exactly.

So admittedly I didn't get to put anything to notepad yesterday since some life happened. Thought about the story nonstop though and finally penned a little today. Then kept on writing.
So far I've brainstormed out plenty of quarter-sentences and short descriptors like "so X happens then Y". I'm already at about 1.5k word count and rising after half an hour. I don't even have any proper dialogue written or a description of the Lilim. I'm flushing all this out later once I got the play by play lined out. I have flushed out he sex a bit though, but I haven't even gotten to the part where they have proper intercourse. Mostly tail teasing/caressing and edging so far, but I am closing in on the end of that. And all this in just the first prequel. So I don't think I'll be making them as short as I was going to originally.

Instead I'm making it into a three or four parter. Yes three or four, in addition to the two prequels I'm probably going to take that short scenario I shat out in the middle of the last thread and make a proper story of it. the fourth part being an interim between parts two and three from the Lilim's perspective about tracking down Spade-kun.

This is a bit of a weird feeling for me. I'm sure there's a german word for it. Never really written much before for the entertainment of others outside of pathfinder character backgrounds and I'm fairly certain none of those had this much sex if any because I'm not an fucking asshat . But now that I am I'm actually looking forward to how it's received. And I don't even care if it gets trashed to the ground I'm just happy to be typing. Maybe I missed my calling.

Anyways, I hope you all look forward t what I have to offer when it's done.

How do I namefag? please work spoilers

>>14995862
It's annoying sometimes, but if it weren't for Lawyer-chan's drawings they'd probably get no attention at all.

>>14995875
Alright then, all threadcannons are banned. You heard it here anons, take those cannons off the ship and toss them overboard.

>>14995844
There is nothing about them turning back.

>>14995871
>I'm saltfag for hating obnoxious memes
This is retarded.

>>14995884
>Here is some supplemental information concerning the mindflayer. The husband's squid transformation is reversible, and he can return to being human or change into a squid whenever he likes.
> Of course they do it in human form as well, but while they are fine with being teased by a squid in front of other people, they're shy about doing it with their husband in human form in front of others, and for some reason, it seems they try to hide it.
Straight from the additional notes he posts with each release.

>>14995877
Bummer, maJESUS THAT WALL OF TEXT

>>14995877
First of all, as an older writefag, I can say nobody cares about blogging. Nobody even really cares about the idea itself. It's not novel. Mofuholics Anonymous was meme of the month not even that long ago.

What people want is the story. Come back with a story. Don't bother namefagging or tripfagging, and get yourself a pastebin account.

Feel free to give some background about your planning or a little blogging when you post the story/update but don't do it separately. Also, use that bubbling enthusiasm now while you have it. You'll hit burnout after awhile so you need to capitalize on your most productive time, now.

>>14995889
>Being an obnoxious shitposting faggot that's whining about some dumb shit nobody aside from you cares about
Sounds right.

>>14995889
Its what you get when you bring up an opinion that contradicts the allmighty threadcannon

>>14995877
>How do I namefag?
Don't, post as anon and shove your stuff in a pastebin account with your chosen name.

>>14995884
Maybe I read it in some Q&A, that or I'm tripping.

>>14995901
You seem to care a lot about it.

>>14995897
God forbid he adds this important information in the profile proper.

>>14995884
They can turn back. But the point is, you're just going to be brainwashed into whatever your mindflayer prefers. Which in typical monster fashion is "MORE PERVERSE MORE TENTACLES!" She won't even feel bad about it. She wipes her own mind to make herself even sluttier after all.

>>14995901
I replied to a post asking an opinion of threadcanon vs KC versions. How is that obnoxious? I think you're just pissed that some anons don't like the meme versions you try to push.

>>14995843
Octopi and some squids have the amazing ability to squeeze into incredibly tight places. The only limiter on this being that their beak, a solid object, must fit through the hole and then anything else can follow. He's not upset he's a squiggly anon, he's upset he can't get any deeper inside her despite his effort. Her pussy's just that tight.

although now that I think about that the beak part has some truly horrifying implications
But she is an eldritch abomination so there's a good chance they've very well crossed that point already in the bedroom

>>14995906
Try saying something about the cuddle-hellhounds or something along that tier. I'm almost certain it would get the thread deleted a fourth time after shit breaks down

>>14995876
>Bullshit, nowhere is it stated that it's tthe coat that turns the men into monsters.

Actually, KC answered this in a Q&A. Someone was asking something similar about the Mindflayers' squidhusbando transformation. He basically said it's voluntary and not required, and you can shift at will (if you choose).

>>14995903
Welcome to /mgt/, where criticism is shitposting and the points don't matter.

>>14995900
Right sorry about that. Just started typing and lost track.

Submissive Hellhounds.

>>14995926
Tbh it feels like no one even acknowledges it or thinks it matters sometimes. Its good to read posts like these, fills me with a little bit of hope.

Maybe all the cuddle stuff is just flavor of the month, a 12 months in a row. It can still just be a phase

>>14995926
I think this anon >>14995901
Is just trolling. There's always someone who gets disproportionately furious when the threadcanon is criticized or disliked.

>>14995930
My fetish

Much like every Hellhound

>>14995933
Hope your right, but i wouldn't be surprised at all if you weren't. Can't really tell whats trolling and whats just hate around this thread anymore.

>mindflayers eat your mind and turn you into a squid (but you can turn back at will, just ignore the fact your thinking ability is pretty much limited to fucking the mindflayer and will likely just stay in that form for greater penetration)
>shoggoths meld with you into a single entity
>wendigos turn you into a furry
>cu and caith sith
Fuck man, I'm going with a succubus.

>>14995897
>Of course they do it in human form as well, but while they are fine with being teased by a squid in front of other people, they're shy about doing it with their husband in human form in front of others, and for some reason, it seems they try to hide it.
This line makes me want to engage in exhibitionist play with her. Invite a bunch of her monster girl friends around for dinner and start groping her squid titties in front of them at the table.

Maybe fucking her right there infront of them after the meal while the kraken in the group ara aras at how bold we are. Although that's probably a good way to get revenge raped later that night.

>>14995934
I bet hellhound milk would be great for hot chocolate.

>>14995930
Pointless.

>>14995933
Pretty much. If you haven't gotten called salt-kun at some point for pointing out the flaws in something, you haven't criticized anything here.

>that guy with a primary dropout education that gets upset when people talk over his head and says they have no argument because he can't grasp the argument

>>14995949
You're pointless. Turning a dominant monster girl submissive is a great fetish.

>>14995953
Japan's shit doujin taste, please leave.

>>14995940
Come on now, no one cares about threadcanon enough to get genuinely mad when someone knocks it. It's just some dumb shit the thread likes to discuss a little too much.

WONDERLAND PRANK 2016 (GONE WILD!) (GONE SEXUAL!)

>>14995947
>Not cappuccinos instead
Do you know how hard it is to get steamed milk just right?

>>14995954
Nah, I'm going to stay right here and talk about my fetishes and practicing them on monster girls. Go be triggered somewhere else.

>>14995962
>You will never violently fuck a Cheshire in the ass while she screams "it was just a prank!" and desperately tries to crawl away

>>14995856
>>14995867
Mindflayer's profile is written in such a way that almost everything about them is left to interpretation

If thinking of them as "that weird species dwelling in the abyss that mindbreaks men before turning them into squids" makes you happy, feel free to do so

I'll be fantasizing about my Mindflayer waifu who mindwashes me into the happiest and most perverted man, and only turns me into a squid when I agree to it

Neither of us are wrong really

Although I never thought of the fact that she might mindwash me into wanting to be a squid forever, since I'll be out of my mind it's not as bad as it sounds but it's definitely not the perfect life I envision

>>14995951
>Salt-Kun
Arguably the worst of Commercial's idiotic legacy on the thread. It's now used the moment someone makes a statement a random anon doesn't like, making it even more retarded.
That said, I think someone is just aggressively trying to start a shitstorm looking at the recent posts.

>>14995967
>He's calling out my shit taste in forcing moeblobs
>Must be a triggered Tumblr user

Welcome back, Shitposter-kun.

>>14995945
>not wanting to melt with your shoggoth wife

Do you even Ia! Ia! Cthulu Fhtagn!?

>>14995967
Why do I get the feeling you're about to start ranting about a silent majority and attacking half the posters on here?

>>14995980
I like some privacy.

>>14995981
Because that's the only way he can draw out his idiotic argument and keep getting attention, I think.

>>14995976
The only shitposter is you anon, you're the one getting upset about my somewhat vanilla fetish.

>>14995981
Why would I do that? I just want to talk about my fetish, that's it.

>>14995981
Because he seriously used triggered. That's about like comparing someone to hitler in terms of losing an argument.

>>14995877
Namefaging isn't necessary. But as previously mentioned, you can just name yourself whatever you want on pastebin.

>Instead I'm making it into a three or four parter.
Glorious. The more the better. As long as it's not all fluff, but that's another topic.


I'll eagerly await anymore of Spade-kun that you will give me.

Oh fuck the thread's in bad shape. Quick! What would you waifu do to stop the shitposting?!

>>14995998
Force the shitposters to build more pyramids.

>>14995998
Lay eggs in your ass.

>Zurrich, Switzerland
>We enter the CEO's office of the world's largest bank
>The office of one Kiki Mora-Goldbergstein
>A mysterious wurm accident has left the office in utter disarray, dirty, soiled
>"Mam, I'll get the janitorial staff on this right away..." says the tanuki secratary, before being cut off:
>"You'll what?" asks the manager
>"The Janitorial staff...m-mam?"
>"Who do you think you're talking to?"
>"M-Mam? I'm sorry? The CEO, I'm talking to the CEO of Spank-Bank™"
>"And why the HELL would you consider calling the janitorial staff for this?"
>"Surely, cleaning this up isn't befitting of the head of the company...?"
>"Excuse me?"
>The kiki shutters with rage, unleashing it in one legendary bellow:

WE
WUZ
MEIDOUS

>>14995998
I've got a horrible feeling a certain person is back. I really hope I'm wrong.

>>14995998
Nothing, she's probably the type to say fuck it and go read in bed while silently thinking everyone sucks.

>>14996001
>Some back-breaking sla- manual labor will straighten them out!
Your waifu has excellent ideas

Forcing a Hellhound to wear a very strong electric collar and training her to be a masochist.

>>14995946
>You molest and rape her in front of her friends
>For the first time in her life she lost control
>She wants to mindwash you into never doing that again but deep inside she liked it and hopes you'll do it more
>At the end of the day she just calls you an idiot while blushing heavily

>>14995968
Fucking a monster girl from behind while she crawls away sounds insanely hot, we need more of it

>>14996006
Is this by the same guy who drew Tamamo reading a book on shitposting?

>>14996008
But the Pyramid workers for the most part were either volunteers or employees.

>>14996011
>She gets pissed off about it pretty fast, rips it off and then puts you in one

Perfect.

>>14996018
But that doesn't happen to me, maybe to you if that's your taste.

>>14996017
>At least that's what she told them

>>14996017
She's a very persuasive anubis.

>>14996022
But it's proven that's what went on during those times. They even had employee records!

>>14996025
I don't see how that means anything.

>>14996014
Yeah that's critnuke.

>>14996029
She can even get unwilling shitposters to volunteer themselves for exhausting manual labour, if she tries.

>>14996038
I doubt she's that persuasive.

>>14996003
A billionaire Kikimora who can't resist her instinct to clean everything doesn't sound half bad
I wonder what she would spend her money on, probably gold plated brooms and other extravagant cleaning tools

>>14995998
>She deals with metaphorical shit online
>I find myself dealing with actual shit thanks to a relative's poor attempt at plumbing

Shit sux, man....

Hm all right then..

>re-read shoggoth profile
The chaos monsters are already hitched.
I wonder who got married to Azathoth

>the shitposter was stopped before he could really begin
That was some fast work, janny!
Kikimoras really are hard workers.

>>14995837
>not wanting to BE A SQUID NOW
fag

>>14996081
Apparently the idea of sub Hellhounds is verboten.

And I'm fine with that

>>14996086
Squids are only good as girls.

>>14996090
No, just one shitposter who does nothing but start shit in these threads judging by the very specifically deleted posts.

>>14996090
It's not.

Being a shitposting faggot is though.

>>14996090
The rapiest maid.
Doesn't actually do any housework.

>>14996086
>Wanting to be anything non-human

>>14996090
It's not that sub hellhounds aren't allowed, it's more that the guy advocating them is a known shitposter who pushes it as hard as possible while trying to spark off a shitstorm about it each time. He telegraphs these attacks harder than a Dark Souls boss.

>>14995846
KC no doubts. It's actually interesting and mysterious. Not borderline retarded awawa or whatever.

>>14996069
I'd be more worried about the guy married to Yog-Sothoth. That shit would fuck your mind harder than the Outer God from Grant Morrison's Nameless.

>>14996109
Good thing his overhead doesn't track.

>>14996081
>the guy angrily defending threadcanon was the shitposter
Why am I not surprised? There was no way that reaction was real.

>>14996102
>Have a group of smug squad maids
>Hellhound does whatever she wants and usually lays on the couch watching tv
>Kakuen spends half her time in the bedroom masturbating
>Manticore keeps trying to tempt you into letting her "put you in your place" because she knows rape means no pay cheque
>Cheshire actually wants to do her job to get on your good side but spends so much time laughing at the others she doesn't get anything done

>>14996081
Kiki's out, but I'm hugging him really tight so he can't move his arms to the keyboard to shitpost!

>>14996101
I didn't see any shitposting.

>>14996004
We were talking about this a thread or two ago.

>>14995877
You might be taking this too seriously
Just have fun with your story, don't try to make a masterpiece or something that everyone will love, that won't ever happen

Longer stories are easier to write than short ones so don't be afraid to write four chapters or more, read them thoroughly once you are done and remove all the parts that don't bring anything to the overall story

Also I'd advise against your idea of switching perspective, but that's up to you

I second this guy >>14995900 I've seen so many enthusiastic posts about stories and only a few of them actually got written, don't talk about a story unless you have completed it

Finally, if you are doing this for fame or in the hope of becoming a "popular" writefag, just stop now, you'll either get ignored until you give up or people will start hating you for trying so hard, especially if you namefag and blog

>>14996113
I thought the thread wendigo was a decidedly 'pre-husband' one and just acted like that to get a man. At least, that's how I took it.

Also, fuck you, moe wendigo is adorable.

>>14996097
While it's true that I haven't been a great person to these threads. I have tried to better myself anon.

>>14995846
Literally the only girl I prefer the headcanon over the canon one.

>>14996128
Thanks to our resident janitor.

>>14996128
Then you're blind or haven't had the "pleasure" of being on the thread when he's about.

>>14996123
>>Kakuen spends half her time in the bedroom masturbating
That's a pretty lewd monkey, I'd like to have her and that Cheshire.

>>14996081
>Pretending the /jp/ janitor is a kikimora

Quite cringeworthy.

>>14996139
Ara awa, who would want an old Wendigo like me?

>>14996139
Everybody knows a Wendigo doesn't get great until you romance her!

>>14996152
Whatever anon, it's done now so let's just stop talking about it.

>Accidentally impregnated Nerd Hellhound
What do? She doesn't know how to raise kids, but I need to make sure I can afford taking care of the pups

>>14996162
So the arm under her breasts is the husband's, right?

>>14996169
She's not real anon, stop this.

>>14996162
pretty sure I would

>>14996160
Joking about the janitor being a maid is a long held /jp/ tradition that predates these threads by years.

>>14996162
I might.

>>14996173
It's escapism!
Can't you see?
It's not healthy!

>>14996178
The maid part is fine, but the Kikimora addition is just dumb.

>>14996185
Why?

>>14996180
Marche pls go

>>14996069
So many Lovecraftians horrors waiting to become decadent monster girls
And I could bet my arm that I read a statement from KC saying he wanted to make more Demons of Chaos girls

I'll be happy with just a Chtylla profile and a page about the Old Ones in MGE II, do I have to sacrifice my sanity for this to happen?

>>14996185
It was bound to happen with Kikis being maids and it's not the worst joke we have, it's just a bit of fun.

>>14995649
I want to marry Miia!

I'm going to marry Miia!

I want to have 3 Kikimoras and put them on a breeding rotation where one is always pregnant.

>>14996159
>Get a paddle of yew wood and drill holes into it
>The first time you give your hands a good smack to test it out the Kakuen practically drenches her pantaloons in arousal

>>14996187
It just crosses the line. It's taking the joke too far and it just seems stupid.

>>14996190
This thread is just a dream!

>>14996172
No, judging by her posture and the position of the arms, the hand feeling her silky smooth wendigo pubes is the one that belongs to the husband.

>>14996199
Anon please, my pants can't handle this.

If you keep posting about that lewd Kakuen I might go bananas.

>>14996196
qt

So guys, who's the Radical Larry of Monster Girls?

>>14996196
She's darling's.
Quick, convince him to marry a different girl.

>>14996204
I'd agree with you because that posture seems more natural, but the hand down there looks decidedly feminine.
Just look at the thumb nail.

>>14996211
Tanuki's. They're all business all the time.

>>14996216
Can they vibrate through walls?

>>14996211
Thanks, you just reminded me of their kumiho entry.
She bites off his dick

>>14996213
Miiafag will just need to become Darling.

Step one: attain immortality.

>>14996214
I noticed that as well. I just figure she kidnapped a bishie or something. That seems like the sort of thing ara ara wendigos might do.

>>14996213
>convince him to marry a different girl
Who? Darling or Miiafag?

>>14996199
The thought of spanking Kakuens never fails to arouse.

>>14996232
Darling.

>>14996233
Does that surprise you? I mean look at that ass, it's just begging for it.

God I would give anything to spank and fuck a pack of feral Kakuens.

Just opened the thread. Are the mods actually deleting posts about submissive hellhounds or am I missing something?

>>14996228
That conjures some amusing imagery.

>Blushing bishie inside/as the cloak
>The wendigo is all "ara ara" about it, teasing him from in front
>She asks him to start fingering her
>Bishie is just reluctantly and gingerly putting his hand close to her crotch

I wonder if the cloak sparkles.
It'd be neat to see if the appearance of a wendigo cloak actually changes based on what her husband actually looks like.

>>14996258
Check the archive, the guy was shitposting about multiple things to try get as many reactions as possible. Hellhounds were just one of them.

>>14996258
Pay attention, numbnuts. >>14996097 >>14996101

>>14996262
>>14996264
Ah, I see. I was worried they were actually enforcing canon there for a second.

>>14996255
Doesn't surprise me in the slightest. I want to spank the leader of a pack of them while she's bent over my knee and the others watch and wait their turn.

>>14996213
But I am darling

>>14996277
You are not a Japanese immortal awaiting his duel with the Kurgan,

>>14996266
>Mods enforcing canon
>If you don't post a picture of a dark Valkyrie immediately after posting the regular one, you get a week ban
>.less is permabanned for all those cute Druella pictures
>The only wolfgirl pictures you're allowed to post are MGE's werewolf

I would actually consider going to /monster/.

>>14996197
The third one will be incredibly sad, she has to witness you and the first one taking care of your child while the second one is rubbing her pregnant belly

This is how yandere kikis are born

>>14996233
Kakuens are great, I want to fuck one until she realizes that humans are superior to monkeys and that she cannot defeat the dick

>>14996266
That's silly, you're silly

>>14996284
>I would actually consider going to /monster/.
Consider? If that ever happend I would jump ship in a hearbeat.

Monster girl aren't monster at all.

>>14996284
>>14996297
Good thing all that's happening is everybody overreacting to a shitposter getting deleted finally.

>>14996269
Boy I would love that too, shame they'll never be real.

Personally I think that after spanking the leader, having her blow you while you spank the rest of those lewd Kakuens would make the experience even better.

>>14996299
I'm sorry, but you are?

>>14996284
Yeah I would bail.

>>14996296
It sounds silly, but consider this. It's not that much of leap to think that they'd get so fed up they'd go nuclear. I've seen sillier things.

>>14996306
Nobodies over-reacting. It's just a pain in the ass to follow deleted comments. So I asked.

>>14996306
Wich is good.
Nothing spectacular really. Just shit posters trying to make a shit storm.

>>14996312
A faggot, obviously.

>>14996312
Not girl, and not monster

>>14996319
It's hard to tell if it's shitposting or bait.

>>14996283
MAN IF THE KURGAN DID APPEAR IN EMG I WOULD LEGIT MARK OUT HARDER THAN A D-BRY RETURN

>>14996323
Baiting is shitposting.

>>14996321
I'm asking you why you're namefagging.

>>14996332
I guess. But it’s really intensive shitposting.

>>14996339
Too lazy to be anonymous.

Of course he was going to get banned. Everyone knows wrestling your switch hellhound for who gets to be on top is the best. Anything else is just bad taste.

Give me one reason I'm wrong. You can't.

>>14996339
Why are you taking the bait anon?

so i did a thing.

>>14996347
Nor would I want to

>>14996350
she's going to get headpated

>>14996350
>tfw my 3ds died before I could farm a whole set
I really do love the gore magala.

>>14996339
So there is a huge misunderstanding here, I talk about monster in personality context not in the physical form.

Remeber to report it.

>>14996347
Because that's just your opinion. If people want submissive Hellhounds then more power to them, just like people who want domineering Kikimoras or Alices.

Presenting your opinion like objective fact is pretty obnoxious anon.

>>14996309
Making the leader clearly submit in such a way that leaves no questions is the best way to assert dominance.

Imagining them competing to suck/lick my dick while I sit on some kind of makeshift throne is just too much. Imagination is a dangerous thing.

>>14996367
In that case, that's pretty much a given.

I mean, humanity is the real monster and all that...

>>14996350
You did a good thing, looks great.

>>14996350
How cute. Now get over here.

>>14996375
Fuck, I wish I thought of that. Those monkeys are going to have to come home with me after I taught them english though.

>>14996367
Ok, that's fine. Just stop namefagging.

>>14996350
she begs to be bullied.

>>14996347
Wrestling hellhounds, or any wolfgirl in any situation is the best. Anubi might not take to it as enthusiastically as the other wolfgirls, though.

>>14996361
You don't know fear until you've tried hunting a G Rank Deviljho with a friend, both your systems are on low battery and you only have one charger between the two of you.
We barely managed to kill it in time.

>>14996374
Dude. It was part joke part something to change the conversation to something more fun to think about. Chill, I have no issues with people's preferences.

>>14996394
I don't know anon, I have a hard time believing anyone from here.

>>14996390
>You don't know fear
I know that fear anon, I know it all to well

>>14996261
>Wendigo is walking in a park at night
>Gets stopped by Kobold policewoman
>"Ma'am we've been getting calls about a woman engaging in some vulgar activities in this park. You wouldn't know anything about that, would you?"
>"I haven't seen anything unusual, officer."
>"Is that so. Would you mind opening up your coat?"
>Wendigo hesitantly complies.
>Kobold shines her flashlight into the coat.
>The young man inside timidly waves at her. "Good evening, officer."
>Kobold doesn't say anything, just gives the Wendigo a look.
>"That's, uh...m-my nephew. I'm just giving him a ride home."
>"Why don't you step on out here, son, let me have a look at you. You wouldn't happen to have any ID on you, would you?"
>"No ma'am."
>The officer looks him over as he climbs out.
>"How old are you, son?"
>"Uh...18?"

This is how you end up on an episode of 'Cops: MGC'

>>14996386
>>14996386
OK bro

>>14996367
Not for her much of a bad thing. It cuts down on MUH HUMANITY posts.

>>14996402
I want to play video games with a fluffy manticore!

>>14996403
Her?

>>14996402
>You will never teach a Manticore how to type with her BIG MEATY PAWS

>>14996402
That dumb Manticore is just staring at the monitor, there isn't even a keyboard there!

Oh shit forgot to change into anonymous again

>>14996412
your such a huge alp

>>14996409
You know they sell keyboards with larger keys right?
Could just get one of those.

>>14996284
>.less is permabanned for all those cute Druella pictures
One can only dream

>>14996406
What?

>>14995782
I want to cuddle that fluffy fox!

>>14996423
Why?

>>14996422
No, it's just not the same, anon
You have to teach them how to use it. It's like the pottery scene in Ghost, but with a keyboard

>>14996423
But they are good. Why would you want that?

>>14996423
He's fine when he's not posting his slutty angel or avatarfagging with his monsterboy.
Just like how Mari is actually good when they're not drawing their OC lilim.

>>14996315
>so fed up they'd go nuclear
If that happened they'd just ban us. Mods wont police content to that level of detail on a site like this with so much variety of stuff on it, it would be too much work and not worth it. They just try to make sure stuff in on topic, nobody is breaking rules, and if we're lucky they nuke the more obvious shitposters.

>>14996428
Don't do it anon, foxes are awful tricksters.

>>14996402
>Manticore goes to monster girl threads
>reading posts about how anons want to be dominated by her
>her face

It's time to build a better world, anons. A world free from the tyranny of demons and their corruption.

Imagine a world where humans are free to seize their own destiny. The world will finally know peace. The land will be made clean and pure.

Who here will answer the call?

>>14996350
I like it, it's pretty

>>14996447
>>>/tg/

>>14996430
>>14996434
I dislike both .less and the threadcanon Druella

Well I actually dislike much more .less but if both were gone even better

>>14996442
As long as I can hug her tails, I don't care!

>>14996444
Wouldn't she look pleased then?

Does the Manticore have a dirty little secret?

>>14996447
We have a world like that already. It's shit

>>14996447
Just make robots.
What could possibly go wrong?
Humans are a greater threat to humanity than demons

>>14996447
As long as humans are free to seize their own destiny, the world will never know peace. For many humans, their destiny is to oppress the others and prevent them from seizing theirs.

>>14996454
That's ok, you don't have to like them. Just realize that there are a lot of anons who do like them.

>>14996457
maybe she's embarrassed by it

>>14996394
In his defense, plenty of people post like that seriously

>>14996447
I dono, even without monsters we sorta fucked up.
I would rather have my MG waifu and be happy, as long as they treated me fairly.

>>14996447
>Reminder that we live in a world where the paladins won

If only they had left a few of the not-shit monstergirls for us.

Reminder that even lilims love romance

>>14996466
>Sigma
I forgot how much I enjoyed the megaman-x games

>>14996494
>Reminder that Druella loves romance

FTFY

>>14996494
Lilims are pretty cute.

>>14996494
Loving romance doesn't mean turning into a moeblob

>>14996494
Oh, I'll give her some "romance" allright.
I'll give her some flowers and chocolate in a heart shaped box.

>>14996494
They're all sweethearts inside. They're just misguided and over-eager. Like all monsters, they just need a loving husband to settle down with and teach them that they don't need to corrupt and invade.

>>14996501
stop being a baby

>>14996502
Damn it man, I was just about to say that
Bloody newfangled kids taking my game

Seeing the thread 404 again is incredibly annoying. Especially when there's some discussion I want to read
While the archive does work, it lacks just about everything to make it readable.

>>14996499
You should try ouroboros.

>>14996501
>moeblob
There's that word again.

>>14996505
She's the baby according to the threads.

>>14996515
What a demonic conqueror and spoiler does with her husband behind closed doors is no one's business.

>>14996507
Step up your game Anon. I'll charm those Lilims before you even get there.

>>14996510
That's what faggots get for relying on sniping instead of the thread to die naturally. It doesn't work if the board isn't full.

>>14996527
Is that a challenge?

>>14996531
You bet your sweet ass it is.

>>14996510
Waruso is just about the worst 4chan archive there currently is. They even had to disable ghostposting a while back because people would use it to organise shitposts on threads. Even these threads have been affected by it once or twice in the past.

But aside from that, there's so much functionality it lacks, too.

>>14996537
Well then I accept your challenge. But i'll have you know I graduated and have a degree in Chamology, and won first in the Charm Olympics
Prepare yourself, boy

>>14996503
>they don't need to corrupt and invade
>not supporting her
You would be a shit husband for a mayadere

you guys are making her blush

>>14996447
This way, mister big guy

>>14996554
Barb drew a continuation of that pouty Cheshire thing? Nice.

>>14996554
When did Barb draw that?

>>14996447
Angels are fine though

>>14996546
May the best husbando win.

>>14996569
Indeed

>>14996550
I have to look out for both of our species.

And I take offense. Teaching your waifu to be loving and compassionate is the best thing you could be doing.

>>14996574
>Teaching your waifu to be loving and compassionate
I'm going to puke. Please stick to your good girls.

>>14996554
>file name
>never seen this version before
Barb that's you isn't it?

>>14996579
>not wanting to travel the world and spread the message of peace
absolutely disgusting

>>14996592
http://i.imgur.com/OcamEzX.gif

>>14996599
It's ok. I respect your right to be wrong.

>no very chesty Living Armor to give you a ghostly boob hat while she's unequipped

>>14996610
But I'm not wrong. You are, and I don't respect it.

>>14996591
I hope it is. I want him to do a version of that necromancer picture where she has her tongue out.

How are elves so lewd without even trying?

>>14996553
>lean in and whisper
>You're a big guy

>>14996614
I think somebody just needs to snuggle a Yeti.

>>14996620
Because they're filthy sluts at heart.

>>14996620
Because Elves are literally made to pump full of your children, i don't even know how can i keep sane when i'm near an Elf.

>>14996623
I want to sit a loli yeti on my lap and hug her while we watch tv.

Which leads into a good question for the thread, what sort of tv shows would your waifu enjoy?

>>14996620
Nature

>>14996623
I need an evil girl to snuggle with me while she tells me her next plan of invasion.

>>14996647
You think you need that, but you'll be singing a different tune once you've been caught in a yeti's loving embrace.

>>14996658
Only if it is a mayadere yeti

http://pastebin.com/h8eRT0bi

>>14996675
No

>You will never playfully wrestle with your tomboy hellhound childhood friend, while unbeknownst to you she's becoming increasingly aroused!

>>14996675
Your writing is shit, and that's not even taking into account the content.

>>14996663
>mayadere
>yeti
pick one

>>14996683
>You will never play doctor with your Lich osananajimi thinking she's just being silly when in fact she's both looking for a reason to be near you and get you used to being experimented on by her.

>>14996675
kek

>>14996683
>You and your Hellhound waifu will never turn into a little ball of aroused meat while wrestling that will never start rolling and eventually will never travel around the world
This is sad enough, Anon.

>>14996705
Mayadere

>>14996713
Goddamn those Lich tiddies.

>>14996675
>that story
>remiding me of that doujin
How about no.

>>14996716
No.

>>14996683
>>14996713
I want a lich and a hellhound to compete against each other for Anon breastfeeding privileges. Especially if it involves them pressing their breasts against each other so their nipples rub together, the hellhound's heat mixing with the lich's cold body.

>you will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

>>14996731
>My two favorites
>This never occurred to me

OH FUCK

Sounds like something I should commission

>>14996742
>Sounds like something I should commission
If it wasn't for the fact that I'm a poor fag, I would do that.

>>14996749
If I get an offer from this place I'm interviewing at Thursday I will commit to putting part of my first paycheck into some Lich/Hellhound symmetrical docking Anon.

>>14996742
Oh god, yes please. Seeing them together like that would be downright dick destroying.
The busty hellhound staring down the equally busty lich, her ferocious smile matched with an utterly impassive gaze, and an aura of fire swirling and mixing with the lich's purple aura of magic. It'd be fantastic.

>>14996753
That would be amasing if you did that anon.

>>14996728
Yes

>>14996755
You get me Anon. I'm glad to be among good taste.

>>14996734
It feels like years since I've seen you

>>14996620
It's a reproductive strategy

>>14996742
Are we talking some Lich and Hellhound oriented lactation stuff?

>Lilims create a new variety of horafying doppleganger-bug hybrid creature
>It adapts to whatever it eats, so it can end up as any combination of MGs
>Dopple-Bug eating a Manticore, a Kitsune, and a Lich

>>14996620
Elves are pure
Dark elves are filthy sluts

>>14996781
>vore
No thank you.

>>14996809
he meat "eat"

>>14996809
Not him, but what? How is that vore? Is it vore when you eat dinner too? Is it a scat fetish when you take a shit?

>>14996813
>yuri
Double no thank you

>>14996813
*meant

On another note, that thing is hideous.

>>14996781
Sounds like it'd make a good final boss.
A creature both humans and monstergirls have good reason to fear, and which can adapt the abilities of the latter.

>>14996817
Sexual cannibalism is vore, dude. Well, that and guru depending on the depiction.

>>14996819
>yuri
>absorbing the power of other MGs
>adapting her own form to be the perfect waifu
I think you're a bit close-minded.

>>14996830
I think you're that full tummy shitposter from earlier.

>>14996829
Who said anything about sexual? I thought the dude was going straight up cannibalism.

The undead are so damn good. As much as I hate the idea of immortality, I want a Lich to perform sexual experiments on me all day.

>>14996755
>"Anon, do you really want to put your mouth around some dumb old freezing corpse? Come off here and I'll get you comfortable."
>"No, listen to me. I developed a new formula that should make my breast milk be more nutritious and taste better. I need to test it but there's a high probability that you will enjoy it. "