/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>14981140
Best girl material right here.

>>14981140
Hey you, Commander Fuckup. No new thread until the old one dies.

>>14981140
>Image limit reached for previous thread

You're a fucking moron, OP.

>>14981140
The reference is not lost on me.

Yup, it's the weekend alright.

>>14981244
Yep

But what happens when a stage 1 alp wears a living armor?

>>14981487
It fucks the gay out of him.

>>14981140
Don't shit up the board with extra threads.

>>14981592
We tell people not to.

>>14981505
What's this?
Alp rehabilitation?

I guess we're here now.

>>14981941
Indeed

>>14981936

True, I suppose. Since all the people who hate it can't admit to browsing it, that makes sense.

>>14981941
This is my space rock get your own.

I'll delete 'em in due time, but holy shit. I NEED a Hellhound like this.

>>14981900
I'll be as objective as I can about TFT, because I really haven't seen enough of it to judge fully, and I doubt too many here have either.

But when it comes to Sukiru, I will gladly throw him under the metaphorical bus, because everything about him is hilarious.

I remember a while back saying that someone who writes that poorly can't be any older than fourteen at the most. Then I went on his Tumblr, and say that he'd posted a picture of himself on it. The guy is at least twenty.
I felt a little part of myself die laughing that day.

It's like how good writers will go out of their way to write the worst thing that they can for the purpose of providing an example of what not to do.
Well, Sukiru manages to be even more terrible than that while writing in earnest. It's amazing. Absolutely amazing.

Mods, why you gotta ax the thread when I'm in the middle of posting?

About damn time.

>>14981953

To the guy asking about hosting his stuff on TFT, it probably won't hurt. If people don't like you, they'll probably hate you more. If they like you, they probably won't care. If nobody knows who you are, nothing is going to change.

>>14981953
>>14981959
Just link the thing instead of dumping it you rube.

>>14981959

>>14981960
This. Thunderbro does it, and nobody minds.

If you do it, you do it. You'll get more readers, and that's it.

>>14981962
I just needed the three, don't call me a rube, poof.

>>14981960
I would consider myself a "budding" writefag. Still getting better. I like to consider myself a poster on these threads first, and a writefag second. I feel dirty enough when I first post that I have a new story. Don't like shilling or whatever.

>>14981964
You know you have a set limit on how many pictures you can delete within a set amount of time, right?

>>14981964
>>14981959
>>14981953
Best archetype. Emotionally underdeveloped delinquents are GOLD.

>>14981960
As a writefag who posts there mostly as an afterthought once I've finished a story, I'd say go for it. My stories get more than double the views in TFT as opposed to pastebin.

>>14981140
>777 KB
Living Armor based off of abandoned Valkyrie armor when?

>>14981950
The holes in what he's saying are twofold. The first is that Quicksilver is loved/hated and Thunderbrother has quit. There's nobody else who isn't persona non grata. The second is that if you post your stuff here with a link from there, people will sure as hell know. Even the people that play both places know better than to do that.

Also, does anybody else remember almost this exact same conversation when Mindflayer was released? I mean almost word for word. Profile as the opening pic, some guy dumping manga, some guy asking something about hellhounds, and the same tft conversation going on in the middle of it all.

Guess we really are going in circles.

>>14981140
Living Armour + Lizardgirl = ultimate fighter

>>14981140
Best grill, would fight side by side with her.

>>14981979
Don't cause a shitstorm and nobody worth considering cares where you post. Don't rock the boat.

>>14981996
>Also, does anybody else remember almost this exact same conversation when Mindflayer was released?
I remember that there was a bunch of shitflinging, but at least we got some cute scenarios out of the deal.

>>14981955
It really is impressive. He lives in that bizarre, mostly empty, region of people who are legitimately terrible and don't understand it. His is a unique, natural talent. Anyone trying to imitate him would come off as shallow by comparison.

>>14981979
Just go for it. Like the guy in the last thread said, giving you shit about it is pretty much a McCarthy trap. Just keep two separate versions of the story and only post pastebin links here. You're just asking for trouble otherwise. We love to start shit for more-or-less no reason here. Also, to be honest, I find their layout atrocious. It's far too fucking cluttered. I like reading in nice walls of plain text on a white background, the way Chief God intended.

>>14981996
You act like I'm trying to play a game, and I'm really not. I just want people to be able to access stories that cater to the MG crowd. Not everyone browses this thread, I thought I'd branch out. I'm not trying to "play both sides".

>>14981996
Honestly, if more writefags from here post their stories on TFT, I'm just going to read them there.
Pastebin is not made for reading stories, and the visual aspects of it suck ass.

Anything like TFT, PBWorks or GDocs is always a much more welcome alternative.

>>14982005
Who is it that drew these? Really like it.

>>14982011
Personally, I've considered using a google docs setup or something for my stories but it's probably not worth it.

Then again, I hate TFT too much to be reasonable so that's just stubbornness on my half.

>>14982008
Then fucking drop it and post in both places. The fact we're still having this discussion makes you think you're shitposting more than any sort of "shilling" you could be trying. I prefer to read on pastebin, but I check TFT for occasional decent content.

>>14982008
Then go post them on /monster/, fanfiction.net and the wiki too and your training will be complete.

>>14982017
Nightman, aka Lateman, aka The Drawfag With No Name, aka Lawyer Guy.

>>14982017
Sketch/Lawyer/Latenight.

>>14982027
Thank you Anon, have some Hellhound.

http://strawpoll.me/7196056/r
Alright, calling it. Miia Waifu wins with a very comfy lead.

Thanks for voting everyone!

>>14982036
Dang. Better luck next time, Muscle Shark.
Either way, I love your work snib.

>>14982017
Lawyer-kun. Some people also call him latenight or sketch, but that's kind of stupid, like calling him "artist-kun". Also makes it a total bitch for people to find his stuff in the archives, so I use lawyer-kun myself.

>>14982027
His handles are Latenight or Piddlepoodle.
To this day, I wonder if curiosity compelled him to visit these threads.

>>14982042
Latenight or sketch-kun make more sense than always referring to the guy's real life work.

>>14982036
>People still using Strawpoll, especially on /mgt/ where multiple strawpolls have been successfully compromised in real-time.

I'd strongly recommend using polldaddy next time, they're designed for corporate customers (but still have some free options), so are pretty robust against ballot stuffing.

>>14982042
Speaking of which, is his stuff not in the pastebin? I'm looking through the current and even the old ones and I can't find a goddamned thing.

>>14982045

>To this day, I wonder if curiosity compelled him to visit these threads.

I would bet it was. It's how i found this place too

>>14982031
this pic sucks and I've always hated it

T, Hellhound lover

>>14982056
Well what about this one?

>>14982048
>using a highly generic name makes more sense than using a unique one

Uhh... do you know why people have names in the first place, anon? They're kind of specifically designed to be unique from other words and names, otherwise people won't know who/what you're talking about.

I don't wanna be the newfag of the conversation but whatever, what is TFT and what's the shit about it?

>>14982051
His imgur link is in the wordpress. He updated it fairly recently so it should have most of his stuff.

>>14982067
Touch fluffy tail, I'm assuming it's because of the furries.

>>14982070
Its a monster girl site you dip.

>>14982064
>either of those
>any more generic

Don't know about you, but I've never seen another drawfag named Latenight.

>>14982055
Though, Latenight has drawn MGE stuff when we were on /a/. But in this case he most likely drew them in /a/'s drawthreads.

>>14982071
Wait really? I coulda sworn a lot of furries hung out there.

>>14982031
I just want to put my face in some big fluffy paws

>>14982076
Plenty of the writers include monsterboys and furries in their stories. So you know, not too far off the mark there.

>>14982076
Bob is an admin and writer there, so he's already pretty close to being a furry.

>>14982082
>monsterboys
Ah, I remember why I don't like TFT now.

>>14982073
I love him, I want him to draw glacies stuff

>>14982077
Are these big enough?

>>14982082
what is a furri?

>>14982062
Needs to be taller and have more muscle without the pencil waist.

I want my hellhounds 7 foot tall and powerful enough to stop a speeding truck with one paw.

>>14982089
BIGGER

>>14982085
>needing a reminder
Must be all the "A place isn't it's users, it just hosts content" sugarcoated posting lately.

>>14982092
You not speak English as a first language or something, bud?

>>14982073

I see. I wasn't around back then but I'm happy with all the stuff he's made

>>14982098
Hm? I haven't posted in these threads in a long time. I was considering where to put up my next story and TFT has a better layout than pastebin generally.

>>14982107
Huh weird, for some reason this image made me think of a Nureonago instead of a Kejourou.

>>14982097
Shit man, that's the biggest I got.

>>14982089
Those are plenty big enough for me.
But goddamn, she causes quite the fearboner.

>>14982110
Are hot dogs a better shape than pencils?

>>14982104
i come from Israel my friends tell me this is christian message board and tell me to visit this place

>>14982130
Do you like Tanukis?

>>14982127
I actually want to see a hellhound dressed as a Pencil for once, she will be the goddess of all the writefags out there.

I need to know that some writefag has made a good Wendigo story, they've started to grow on me.

>>14982138
what is tanuki friend?

>>14982148
I'm writing a Wendigo story right now, anon.

Traditional Wendigo, though. So probably not what you're looking for.

>>14982154
Will there be cuddles?

>>14982154
What do you mean by Traditional ?

>>14982150
Your soon-to-be boss.

She just bought out the company.

>>14982148
Unfortunately they don't have any bit of writefaggotry aside from greentexts that I happened to have compiled.

>>14982154
Traditional meaning mythological cannibal ghoul, or traditional meaning the KC Wendigo (i.e., not the awawawawa Lawyer-kun variant)

>>14982160
Maybe he means vanilla?

>>14982160
Probably a greedy cannibal fuckmachine

>>14982163
Would you mind sharing?

>>14982150
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Gyoubu_Danuki

>>14982169
So kinda like a cold-weather Ushi-Oni?

>>14982160
I'm assuming the Until Dawn variant.

>>14982154
Ho boy, is it gonna be a thriller?

>>14982176
More like a zombie dragon ushi with goat feet.

>>14982150
The not!jews monstergirls.

>>14982062
It's great.

>>14982182
Sounds like my kind of girl.

>>14982159
Yes, but she's a holocaust-victim tier thin and tall girl.
>>14982160
By traditional I mean physical embodiment of greed, tall as the hills.
>>14982180
Thriller/horror. Running through a forest in the dead of a winter night, with this great massive THING chasing you whispering MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE

>>14982176
>implying ushi are actually threatening anymore
Yeah sure buddy.

>>14982183
I wish a Tanuki would handle my finances.

Is there a story behind these Paladin pics? Or are they just straight from Late's mind?

>>14982170
Have at it:
http://i.imgur.com/9YJ3iaS.png
http://i.imgur.com/xjC2XYl.png
http://i.imgur.com/0u67Dfs.png
http://i.imgur.com/pxg8x1q.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/KttyUdU.png
http://i.imgur.com/aJ1V9eV.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/IG9Rsq7.png

Different subspecies of monstergirls in different regions of the world!

>>14982197
So they're jews then?

>>14982197

>Yes, but she's a holocaust-victim tier thin and tall girl.

>By traditional I mean physical embodiment of greed, tall as the hills.

>Thriller/horror. Running through a forest in the dead of a winter night, with this great massive THING chasing you whispering MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE

Okay, seriously, this girl is sounding more and more like a dynamite gal with every descriptor you add.

>>14982208
Thank you Anon! What kind of MG would you like as payment?

Guys, how do I convince my husband's daughter to vote for Basilisk Sanders?

>>14982206
In the very same thread he first appeared to us in, there was a discussion involving a Paladin settling with a Yeti or something.

>>14982206
Injured paladin is left in snow with free hugs sign, becomes friends with a yeti companion and they travel the lands helping those in need

>Hey there, little brother.
>I found this one digging around in your underwear drawer.
>Seems she has a thing for you, judging by how she was going to town on herself with a pair of boxers strapped to her face.
>How about we have some fun with her?

>>14982206
Like most of his work, they're based on little greentexts and stuff the thread makes, with his own flair added.

That particular one is a direct rendition of an ancient "I wanna" post about a guy beating a paladin, breaking his arms so he couldn't fight, then leaving him for the yetis with a free hugs sign around his neck.

>>14982199
As in actually handling your money or are you making a double entendre?

>>14982218
Stop, faggot.

>>14982215
The one which makes you stop being a newfag, please.

>>14982218
I was gonna yell at you but then I realized this was a really advanced shit-post with depth that wasn't initially apparent to me. good work.

>>14982219
>>14982222
>>14982224
Ok, it was mainly this pic that got me wondering. Any idea where I could find these greentexts if at all possible?

>>14982206
I actually got that one drawn. With the following question:

An Order soldier has tried to kill you, but has been defeated and lays wounded. Do you:
>Kill him/leave him to die
>Heal and let him go
>Help him then drop him off with another monster

Popular response was leave him to the Yetis.

>>14982197
Ooh, sounds exciting. Looking forward to it.

>>14982165
>Traditional meaning mythological cannibal ghoul,
This one.

>>14982214
Well, she's not going to be that tall. Nine to ten feet, tops. Any taller than that is hard to manage.

>>14982215
I'm good, anon.
That, and >>14982228

>>14982223
>Wolfgirls who hunt other monstergirls so you and her can sexually "devour" the prey she brings back

My fucking dick. I need this in my life.

>>14982228
I think this one might be it.

>>14982235
>Any idea where I could find these greentexts if at all possible?
In the archives if you use the image search function since I didn't compile them when they were still fresh.

>>14982243
Shit, a spider. Trap it in a glass and throw it over the garden fence.

>>14982235
They're just little one liners most of the time. The one you posted came from a parody of a law firm commercial for monstergirl city. "The law offices of Pally, Oni and Ushi"

>>14982118
I can sort of see it but it is indeed a Kejourou

Nureonago is someone who needs more art though

>>14982242
That's clearly a foxgirl you knob.

>>14982223
Is that a human? Who let her in the house?

>>14982248
But she's being nice enough. So long as she doesn't bite anybody we're ok.

FEED ME LAVA GOLEM STORIES!

>>14982223
>Why, of course. I don't recognize her, so she must be an intruder, hmm?
>Intruders are to be punished, after all.
>That she was attempting to steal away with personal property makes her a thief as well.
>Thieves are to be punished.
>What's more, she went about behind our backs, sneaking around instead of just asking politely. Such a fool.
>Fools are to be taught~

>So, shall we begin with the lesson, or the punishment?

>>14982257
No, it's not. Do you seriously not know Nanashi?

>>14982243
There are no words powerful enough to describe how cute that is.

If it were possible to have this be real, then even if my everything ended up broken later on due to growth-related shenanigans, it would be worth it.

>>14982268
HARK! THE SMOKE RISES FROM THE CRATER! THE GODDESS OF MOUNT BIGGITTITTI WAKES! QUICK! FETCH A VIRGIN!

>>14982183
>>14982175
this tanuki is very cute girl is she monstergirl?

>>14982267
I'm going to trap her under a transparent baking bowl and make observations on her.
If she behaves, I'll cum into her enclosure for her.

>>14982271
Fuck, that was Nanashi? I didn't recognize due to the lack of huge knockers.

>>14982281
Well it is the monstergirl thread.

>>14982287
Yup. Reverse image search and you'll see.

>>14982283
Well that hardly seems like a kind thing to do to something that shows so much affection towards you Anon.

>>14982197
What's your writefag name pls

>>14982287
Big
Fat
Awoo's

>>14982299
Lets reserve the fat canid titties for a later point in the thread, capiche?

>>14982297
Gauf
I have to finish this Kumiho story I've been working on for a while, though, so it may not come out till late April.


Have some Anubis.

>>14982303
>>14982299
Anyone have that .png where the local wolfgril goes awoo in your area?

>>14982303
But I wanna suck on them now. And bite them gently.

>>14982308
>Gauf
Not him, but how lovely. More Wock onee-san when?

>>14982299
Small
Flat
Awoos

>>14982308
Well you have at least 2 new readers good sir.

>>14982317
I thought those were fluffy anal beads for a second.

>>14982311
>You will never enter the world of Online Monster Girl Dating. With users with names like 'XXLTailPUSS69' filling your inbox.

>>14982313
Keep it under control, dork.

Why not discuss busty Living Armors in the mean time?

>>14981140
fyi なんだとか here means something like "apparently," not "or something."

>>14982316
>More Wock onee-san when?
Uh. Probably after I finish those stories, I guess. I didn't know people wanted more Kailey.

>>14982321
I hope you enjoy it and my other stories.

>>14982325
That's honestly one of my favorite memes

>>14982338
>I didn't know people wanted more Kailey.
She's 6'8, has huge tits, presumably a huge ass, is biologically related to MC, and is very clingy. What's not to love.

>>14982308
Looks like I already had your pastebin bookmarked, imagine that.

>>14982329
Cute!
I'd love to come across an ancient Living Armor in a dungeon, who ends up being clingy and protective.

Hey anon, look into my eyes.

But what about a Living Armor that is a suit of armor made from the scales of a Dragon or something

>>14982379
Stop trying to force this, faggot.

https://youtu.be/JwAYcBKyEBQ

>AWOOOOOOO

>>14982379
I recognize that

no

>>14982384
I'd imagine that it'd have to be an abandoned piece of pre-current DL armor.

Talking with buddy on MGE
(all green text is me)

>"So your telling me if you had the chance to fuck a ignis you wouldn't go for it?"
"Nope, I don't care about the sex, I can set shit on fire without her"
>"You've always wanted to be Kyo Kusanagi and now you get the chance your gonna ignore it?"
"there are many things I want to be if I lose my humanity, a incubus isn't one of them."
>(proceed to tell him about how inccubi work in MGE)
"So your saying I can gain one or two traits from a dragon and then kick her out?"
>"Why would you want that?"
"I got what I wanted and now she's useless to me"
>"You do realise monsters wont go for those they consider scum right?"
"I could always cheat be pretending I care about her."
>"You soulless bastard"

>>14982387
AWOOOOOOO!

>>14982379
Why should I?

>>14982396
Why would you talk to anybody you know about MGE?

>>14982379
Wait a ticket, I sense familiarity
And warmth
And danger

>>14982396
Take a hike faggot.

>>14982397
Every time. The first thing that comes to mind after hearing that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDpYBT0XyvA

>>14982396
Proof that man can be 3DPD. Also that you're a weirdo for talking about monstergirls with your friends.

>>14982379
Ok, sure. You know you've got some weird dots in your iris right? Probably wanna go to a doctor or something, shit maybe even the ER, could be serious.

>>14982410
Damn, you beat me to it.

>>14982410
That guy looks like that one trap from the doujin where he dresses up as shimakaze and gets fucked

Guess what's getting an anime adaption?

>>14982405
>>14982412
People have always called be weird. I'm just kinda open with it

>>14982430
What?

>>14982430
Nero or fuck off.

>>14982430
Extra sans Tamamo?

>>14982396
>I could always cheat be pretending I care about her
That's what they all say. Pretty soon they turn into cuddlebugs with heart pupils, and whisper cute things to their waifu.

>>14982421
>that one trap from the doujin where he dresses up as shimakaze and gets fucked
>that ONE trap
Anon half of shimakaze porn is trap porn.

>>14982436

>>14982440
My emperor.

>>14982396
You've brought up your friends here before, something about cows right?

>>14982270
Just give her the clothing she wanted and send her on her way, I have a smug nee-san to deal with.

>>14982440
>>14982444
>>14982436
The fuck is Nero?

>>14982448
Best saiba.

>>14982448
Red saber from fate/extra

>>14982435
Fate/Extra
Apparently the source material itself isn't that good aside from its Servants though.

>>14982449
The fuck is a saiba? So many questions.

>>14982438
I want this

>>14982448
We was a Roman emperor if I remember correctly.

How much would I have to pay in order to be dressed up in a kimono and locked in an ushi oni's den?

>>14982437
Nero is the lead, unless Tamamo has a supporting role of some sort.

>>14982452
It's the South American Institute for Business Accountants. I guarantees the quality of services of business accountants who form its certified membership.

>>14982455
>in a kimono
$0.

>>14982445
Yeah im that guy
As for the cow thing, it was how a different friend hats holsts and minos because he hates cows.
>>14982438
thats if he even gets that far

>>14982454
Then is my theory tue? The one where the Ancient Romans had lamias and possibly other monster girls in the days of Caesar's great Empire before the church came around and now the portal is sealed below the Vatican and they're keeping it a secret from everyone?

>>14982448
Saber with a big butt.
Artoria Saber also has a big butt if I'm remembering her h-scenes correctly.

>>14982453
How do you stop a Yeti with heart pupils ready to cuddle you?

>>14982396
It's not quite an RP log, but it's close enough being that and a blog that I still feel mild disgust reading it.

Why do we have so many shit newfags lately? They're fucking obnoxious.

>>14982470
Possible. But I'm not willing to fly over there and find out.

>>14982473
well im sorry if I offended you, just thought it would be fun to share

>>14982479
It wasn't.

>>14982473
Weekend. Explains the EMG faggots from the last thread as well.

>>14982466
>thats if he even gets that far
Nah, man. MGs would jump at the chance to heal your friend into a loving husbando. He won't even realize it until it's too late. Before you know, he's gushing to all your friends about how happy he is.

>>14982472
>Implying anyone would want to

>>14982470
>Implying they ever sealed anything
>Implying there was only one
>Implying it's under the seat of the church

It's like you don't even know what secret paladins do.

>>14982472
You quickly equip your electric blanket, to show her that you're already warm, snug, and not in need of hugs at the moment.
Of course, she might just tackle you anyways for shiggles.

>>14982479
I thought it was funny.

>>14982484
Even the EMG guys on /a/ would know what a Saber is.
Shit, I haven't even read any of the Fate
VNs and I know that.

Between that and people asking who drew the Latenight drawings, if it keeps going like this we'll be getting people asking what the fuck a KC is.

>>14982488
That's just it. They don't know where the other portals are. There has to be one on every continent, Australia's is probably in the middle of the land mass. North America's is either in Kincaid's cave or in the middle of Canada. South America is in the middle of the Amazon. And there is one near or at Dyatlov Pass and in the Pearl of Siberia. That is the explanation for all of the mysteries of the world. It should be obvious where the Asian one is.

>>14982499
North Korea?

>>14982430
>It's Nero
Well I can just disregard it then, it'll be a boring-ass anime, like her route in the game.

>>14982494
Thanks, I was gonna post more later but given the reaction I think I'll leave that idea alone

I have a fetish for being molested by monster girls while I'm wearing nothing but a kimono

>>14982497
It's best to tell them to exit the premises when they appear.

>google TFT to see what the hell are people talking about
>chatbox at one side
>read pic related
>proceed to close tab
So it was nothing.

>>14982501
Why do you think they've stayed in isolation for so long?

>>14982501
>Keeping monstergirls all to themselves
>Making especially sure the Nips don't come to take them away

Seems about right.

>>14982446
>Why, brother dear, don't you understand? Just giving her what she wants without any retaliation...
>That would just invite her to repeat her offenses!
>No, a lesson must be taught, and you're going to help teach it.
>It seems I must teach you as well, perhaps...ufufufu~
>Come along, dear brother, we have work to do.
>After all, this particular lesson requires two instructors~

>>14982503
I'll probably only look into it for the eye candy and porn.

>>14982505
That slowly gets from molesting to seduction and/or rape followed by cuddles.

>>14982508
B-but it's j-just a place to host content. AHAHAHAHA!

>>14982505
Slut.
>>14982508
Jesus christ.

>>14982472
>stop

Why would you do that?

>>14982508
Those are definitely Bobs people alright.

>>14982511
That's also why Japan invaded Whole Korea in WW2, they wanted to purge and take the girls for themselves

>>14982508
I didn't believe they were this bad, but here is the proof.

>>14982504
Dont get too down about it.

you would still get yays and nays, but the weekend makes everyone a little more angrier and/or stupider

>>14982504
I hope you reconsider. It's an anon board, as long as you aren't breaking the thread rules, who gives a shit if a couple of the anti-fun guys whine?

It's like the kiki anons. As long as they don't spam their shit most of us don't care.

>>14982516
There's already so much porn of her already. And figures. Can't wait for the 20 more, to the already dozen made.

>>14982508
So much unnecessary info.

>>14982504
What these two said
>>14982531
>>14982535
It's not pegging, monsterboys, or any other of the haram shit. It's nice to see something other than "x the y in the z" and FoTM girls.

>>14982508
So this is what it's like.

>>14982530
>>14982531
Blogging isn't viewed highly here, anons.

>>14982504
God, please no. It's cringeworthy.

I don't want to hear about the adventures of Autist and Edgeworth as they talk about what they fap to.

>>14982489
Blanket of electrics is not of beings enough, you are still have shiver please to let hug you

>>14982559
This.

>>14982559
>Edgeworth
>Sir Edgeworth
Aw yeah. That's a primo paladin name. I'm writing that one down.

>>14982564
Is it glorious day to be Siberia Yeti?

>>14982536
You think it's enough with that first sentence but then bang! it comes the second one.

>>14982527
>Japan invaded Whole Korea in WW2
I realize you're just making a joke but this is triggering my autism somethin fierce

>>14982590
How so? I'm honestly curious.

>>14982571
See if you can do something with Coldsteel. It kind of sounds like a name of of the knights in Dragonlance could have.
Sturm Brightblade.
____ Coldsteel.

I want to have sex with a girl.

>>14982594
Probably because Korea was under Japanese rule before WW1 began. Nevermind WW2.

>>14982602
Back to d with you.

>>14982602
No blogging allowed, faggot

>>14982535
I think it'd be funny if Arcueid cameo'd in this adaption desu.

>>14982602
Girls are gross. They give you cooties.

>>14982603
Well shit, it was my very basic (and now clearly wrong) understanding that Japan invaded when they attacked all those other countries in WW2.

>>14982611
Stacked Beach Beauties!

Yetis are the best.

>>14982633
the perspective makes my head hurt

>>14982595
I can't tell if you're messing with me or not. Nobody would use Coldsteel after Coldsteel the Hedgehog became the ultimate expression of terrible deviantart tier characters on the internet.

But I agree on the naming scheme. Like the dwarves from Heitz's stuff. _______ Hammerhands from the clan of Hammerhands.

>>14982631
A busty brunstead bugging you for banging

>>14982559
maybe if it was done in the style of knights talking about monster girls it would be accepted better?

>>14982633
Better than the MGE Yeti, fucking fight me.

>>14982633
>That Monkey.

It's a Monkey Shrine Priestess in disguise isn't it? No doubt looking to cause mischief.

>>14982564
>Image of Slavic, strong Yeti saying that to me popped in my head
Well, she got me. Time to embrace the hugs.

>>14982647
You are factually incorrect, and forever will be.

>>14982647
It would be a real shame if you fell into an Ushi Oni pit.

A real shame.

>>14982637
Must be the dutch angles.

>>14982653
But your sentence is factually wrong, which makes his statement correct.

>>14982647
Why would I fight someone so correct?

>>14982621
Eh, it's understandable. Most Western history classes don't really cover stuff outside the European spheres of influence. I never learned in primary or high school, I only know it because it's relevant to my career. Otherwise I'd be ignorant about it, too.

>>14982662
Hold on now, use imgur if want to showcase sluts from the EMG game.

>>14982667
What career do you have, if I may ask?

What does the daily life of an MGE yeti even consist of?

Miti (Monmusu's yeti) used to live on top of the mountains like a nomad tribe until introduced to the human society as an exchange student. Since technology doesn't exist much over her place, and human equipment aren't designed for the yeti's massive hands, she breaks them pretty often, despite her eagerness to learn about human society. One of her events managed to have her turn a rice cooker into a bomb.

>>14982472
Set myself on fire.

>>14982638
Yes, that was a joke.

>>14982643
>A story of two knights Talking about what they would and would not bang

I can see it working... In a "If your gonna get fucked, might as well have a preference" sort of way.

The best way to do it would be wall guards that see the occasional monster girl in the distance and about it

>>14982633
Those hands are creepy. Even the troll's hands look normal in comparison, and she's a freak.

>>14982662
>Long hair instead of retarded poofy ahoge shit
>Stylish short-shorts
>Cute, soft MGE Troll-like hands instead of retard-paws
>Cute clothes like some sort of Nepalese princess or something
>Hybrid Awoo/elf ears
>No shitty spray-tan

What is their not to love? Some fagot will respon with "BUT MY HUGS XD," fuck you.

>>14982643
You mean put actual effort into making a story and making it actually funny?

Sure, why not. Go for it, as long as it doesn't suck.

>>14982667
>Western history only covers the west

Wow, who'd have thunk?

>>14982695
Honestly I would love to hear clips of Guard A and B talking shit about what they like and dislike, and maybe comment on the poor fools who get dragged away whenever they screw up and get too close to a monster. Or also anything shady they see when doing some late night patrols.

And maybe having each of the sessions end with them barely escaping an attack or seduction attempt.

>>14982697
>she's a freak
Where the fuck do you think you are posting in?

>>14982706
Not him, but you sound more angry about this then you should be.

>>14982662
Go Goat or go home!

>>14982720
Horny paizuri goat a best.

>>14982679
Political science. But I don't like to talk about it here due to all the /pol/-tards around 4chan. It's a bit like being a surgeon in the middle of a convention for homoeopathy, blood-letting, and balancing of the bodily humours. You're far past the point of even trying to correct them, all the way to "exasperated apathetic tech support call guy".

I sill want to smell a troll's feet

I cant protect myself from Kunoichi just fine!
http://imgur.com/X96uILC

>>14982712
The monstergirl thread. Where I can freely bull the troll for just being a girl with stumpy elf ears, fungus growing in her unwashed hair, and hands and feet that drill through the bottom of the uncanny valley.

>>14982724
>homoeopathy
Don't you just want to grab them and shout "IT'S JUST FUCKING WATER!"

>>14982720
Shire is actually a very horny/slutty girl. In her event scenes, she outright stated that she joined the exchange program just so she can find a fun fuckbuddy, except that she learnt about the law of "no human-monster girl fucking allowed" much later and she kinda regretted the choice. Her outings pretty much consists of her asking you on what porn books and sex toys to buy.

>>14982718
Angry is my natural state.

But with that last post, I didn't intend anger. If he wants to make a proper prose story out of his weird conversations with his butt buddy, he can go right ahead, and I'll read them to see if they're actually hilarious, or if they're on the same level as deviantart RP chat logs.
Let the writing speak for itself.

>>14982726
I just want to massage them, they're so big!

>>14982697
Literally the same as Troll's. I want them both to give me handies.

>>14982734
You kidding? I wish I was a founder of the movement.

I mean, the guys who sell bottled (tap) water for a 400% mark up as crystal sprint mountain water were smart. But selling that same water as actual medicine for a 10000% mark up? That's just fucking genius.

That reminds me, KC, WHEN ARE WE GETTING A NURSE MG? We already have sukumizu, shrine maidens, maids, gothlolis, and most other fetish unforms. Give us nurses and healing MGs, damnit.

>>14982702
Agreed I find her design more appealing than MGE's, especially since I'm not a fan of KC's big paws especially on mammalian based monster girls. Also hose ears are cue as fuck and look perfect for massaging while relaxing in a hot spring with her.

>>14982734
No but it has emotions and memories though. So if you make the water happy, it can heal people after you've diluted it 1000 times to strengthen it.

How do people fall for this garbage again?

>>14982728
>cant
You'll be vigorously loved before you even know what hit you.

>>14982732
Fair enough, I just forgot that everyone is entitled to opinions.

>>14982749
There are a shit ton of people. Even if only a tenth of a percent are gullible nuts, a single city of a couple million is over two thousand customers ready to empty their wallets.

>>14982739
So she's somebody from these threads if the roles were reversed?

>>14982746
A nurse MG would be completely redundant. In KC's foam-padded land of mandatory joy, literally breathing the same air as a monstergirl will cure cancer.
Bastardising a design with a flimsy nurse fetish would just be a waste, like with the unfortunate hakutaku.

>>14982711
The adventures of Henchmen 21 and 24 in MG-land

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tE87hH8hdIw

How would the corporeal parts of a ghost feel?

>>14982762
The difference is that she's doing it in real life probably masturbating to darling-kun's D instead of real sex because law, while we're doing it on the internet busily fapping to our waifus and busy being virgins instead of finding a 3DPD.

>>14982773
Even if she's a barbie doll down there, I figure that still wasn't the best image I should've posted.

>>14982773
Squishy ectoplasm does the job.

>>14982778
Yeah but I'm saying if the roles were reversed, that is anon going to a monster girl culture in an exchange program for the soul purpose of getting laid.

>>14982766
This isn't what i was expecting but was also quite entertaining. Thank you!

Yeah, i could watch this with MGs if the guys had slightly nicer voices and were kinda dipshit paladins.

>>14982791
Oh that. I would say exactly yes.

I'm pretty sure at least 98% of us would join a monster girl exchange program just to get laid, to the point of doing it in secret even if a law exists to ban interspecies sex.

>>14982766
They would get wasted, take down the demon lord because they're tied of shit not getting done, and proceed to not remember a single thing as she sits there tied up in a corner as shit suddenly starts to spiral out of control and reset itself.

>>14982796
I would be the anon that gets cucked into going to centaur land. Little do they know, I'm gonna be the one to do the cucking.

>>14982594
This anon was correct >>14982603

Simple timeline is as follows
>Japan takes Korea and makes it a colony/client state
>Japan beats Russia in a war and takes over some of their shit in Manchuria
>Japan invades Manchuria and sets up puppet government
>Japan invades China
>Hitler invades Poland to kick off WW2
>US cuts off oil sales to Japan in retaliation for Japan's actions in China
>Japan decides to take Indonesia/Dutch East Indies because there is oil down there and they need it badly. The Americans in the Philippines are in the way so they gotta go too.
>Pearl Harbor
>Rapid Japanese conquest of European colonies in east Asia

Sharkgirls a qt

>>14982796
Well then, I guess that puts me into the 2% percent that would go into a monster girl exchange program for more than sex. I'd want to legitimately know more about these mysterious folk and if a relationship formed of pure love and god chemistry cam about, it would be a really nice bonus. Plus, I'd be curious and wonder which species I get to meet and what she is like?

>>14982795

Or Wurms. Yeah, I said it. But we were all thinking it, except maybe Wurmfags.

>>14982746
>>14982749
I've never heard of this before. I'm going to try to forget reading this and tell my curiosity to go fuck itself.

>>14982796
It's a roof, maybe a government stipend and a t-shirt. They'd make all sorts of incentives to lure people. What's not to like?

>Kikimora cosplay on KC's twitter
far out, man.

>>14982832
>What's not to like?
Sex ban.

>>14982831
Con artists are cancer and are the one type of person I'd hang without remorse.

Ironically I fucking love KC's tanukis and would like nothing more than to help a tanuki topple a small town economically with her by exposing the rotten corruption and awfulness of the people, and having generally better working conditions and benefits.

>>14982848
In your scenario I'm not sure if "topple" is the word I'd use.

Ok Anons, after you had to go abroad on a business trip, you've been kidnapped by a group of rogue paladins and chained up in their Purity Cave (Patent Pending).

It takes a month and a half but you are eventually freed by none other than your waifu!....although a few complications came about because of it.

See, your waifu didn't think she had it in her to rescue you as is and decided to get a little 'help' along the way that's utterly changed her, making her something less and more than her species.

Will you be able to comfort her despite the changes she's under gone or is it too much for you?

Roll for change (d6)
https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm

1.Genetic Modification: She now stands a towering twelve feet tall and has more muscle than even a dragon body builder. She can hear better, see better, and even regenerate if given enough time. The process was not pretty so she has plenty of surgical scars from the treatment.

2. Arcane Enhancement: Turning to the world of magic, your waifu underwent a dangerous ritual that's made magical casting as easy as breathing or walking. Furthermore, this infused her with knowledge of more spells than most arch wizards...although it came with a price. Her skin is now cracked at certain places where magical energy leaks out forcing her to take supplements or bed you much more often if she wants to avoid serious complications because of it.

3.Golem Enhancement: Turning to a different brand of science, your waifu has replaced limbs, organs, and even eyes with golem parts that boost her strength, agility, and durability while also granting her a series of different senses and hidden weapons. Unfortunately this has left her emotions and personality slightly muted and she will sometimes need to take a day off for maintenance that others, for now, must perform. If you rolled/have a golem waifu then she's now sporting a blatantly inhuman form that is extra large, extra bulky, and her personality is almost purely robotic.

4. Celestial Ascension: Turning towards the light, your waifu has now become part angel, granting her feathery white wings (covering already present wings with feathers), increased durability against mortal weaponry, and insane divine power at the price of some of her free will. She may no longer go to places of sin (no more drinking or gambling for her) and certain profane places can even hurt her with their presence. She also gets...odd at times and it almost seems that the goddess powering her is using her to speak to you. (Demons/Devils become Valkryies/Angels and already angelic monsters give up even more of their free will to the point where it almost seems like their god is constantly speaking to you.) Also, hair/fur/feathers/scales go blonde/gold and eyes are now blue

5. Infernal enhancement: Your waifu made a deal with the devil and got a healthy heaping of unholy power as a result. She can now fly on batwings (replacing any she currently has), hurl around bolts of hellfire, and resist many mortal weapons at the cost of her soul, forcing her to obey the dark lord (lady?)'s bidding. She may no longer enter holy places and must now tempt other mortals to give in to the fallen god's will. You'll also hear the fallen god use her to whisper to you at times, trying to get your soul as well. Skin is now blue/red/purple, and her eyes blaze red/blue/ yellow. (Demons/Devils have the fallen god now speaking through them on a near constant basis and angels/valkryies are in their fallen forms

6. Chimeric Infusion: Your waifu had herself spliced with a dragon/ushi gene mixture that's given her tremendous power, scales, and an elemental breath at the cost of a split personality similar to that of a dragon that she cannot control, her time awake now split 50/50 between the two. (Dragon's devolve into a primal, dire state that has increased muscle mass and height but devolves their intelligence so that they speak in caveman speak.)


As always, roll if you have no waifu till you get one you like.

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/mamono

>>14982860
>Ryu
>Celestial Ascension
So my lovey Ryu has become a true goddess and can give me coiled cuddles along with wing cuddles. I'd gladly comfort her and tell her she's still the same girl I fell in lovely with, all that's changed is you have wings and gold scales along with blue eyes. I say a session of cuddling along with looking into her blue but still beautiful eyes as I thank her for rescuing me and that our love between us has grown stronger than ever.

>>14982860
>Kobold waifu
>4

Aside form the occasional prosthelizing I can dig it.

>>14982860
>Infernal Dormouse
Talk about gap moe. But yes, I'd comfort and love her just the same. Just need to keep that satan chick from getting me to bargain my soul away.

Good night Anons,

Take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please be sure to pat a wererabbit or march hare on the head as thanks for hiding all those eggs for the lolis to find.

>>14982860
>Rolled karakada-boake
>Genetic Modification

SO I now have a muscled, scarred umbrella that's tall...
I'm Ok with that, it even lets her cover us from the rain better.

>>14982860
>Arcane Hellhound
Nifty. I want to lick her cracks.

>>14982877
A fitting end for her.
I'm sure you'd make her quite happy for the complement.

>>14982880
A holy hound for you?
Just hope your ready for her to use those wings to fly up and plant a sloppy kiss on your cheeks.

>>14982882
Just ignore the sleep talk, it isn't her some of the time.

Alright lads, I've wrote quite a bit tonight, and think its time for me to hit the metaphorical hay. Good night, sleep tight.

>>14982888
But they glow and are super sensitive!

>>14982860
>rolled Super Chimera Beezlebutt
Hah. One guess at how pissed she was at me being held by extra cleanly purefags. I can imagine the unadulterated rage.

>Clean
>Husband's so clean
>and pure
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHH!!!

>>14982860
>Golem Enhanced Apophis

>Robot eye
>toxic cannons in her transforming left arm

When we get out of here that pesky Pharaoh is toast.

>>14982894
Perfect

>>14982895
Yeah, she'd probably be fairly angry at that.
You're going to get your pelvis shattered if she doesn't tire herself out.

>>14982897
Don't forget the extra tight gripe her enhanced tail can do.

>>14982901
Just don't stroke them while you engage in relations, they may set her off.

>>14982860
>Lich
>roll 1d6 = 2 = Arcane Enhancement

I don't want to know what she thought the paddlin' paladins were planning to do to me. All I know, is she breaks into the cave, and she's basically gone full fucking Sith Lord - and now her undead body is paying the price. She was powerful before, capable of throwing fireballs and ice spikes with a gesture; now she's basically standing in the center of a lightning-and-wind hurricane and everything that isn't me or her is getting torn to ribbons.

Now she's just about dealt with the last of the hostiles - she's leaving one alive and mostly unmaimed as a warning - and she's collapsed in my arms, sobbing, and I can't tell which is more painful to her - the possibility of losing me, or the glowing gashes that keep opening and closing all over her like something's cutting her open from the inside.

I'm taking her to the bedroom for the next three months to help her recoup her energy stores, and then I'm not leaving her side for a minute afterwards.

>>14982889
>Just hope your ready for her to use those wings to fly up and plant a sloppy kiss on your cheeks.
I was born ready, anonymous.

Can I still do lots of naughty, dirty, sinful things with her in the bedroom? I promise we'll apologize in the morning!

>>14982889
i'm glad to see my Ryu lover's smile and the look of happiness return to her face, happy at the fact I love her still despite the changes and that it's only made our bond between us stronger. As she holds me tight to her strong holy body, I rest her head to my chest so she may listen to my heartbeat, a sound she's loves and has longed to listen to it again. I then kiss her passionately telling her that I happy to be back with her again, happy to be in the loving coils of my favorite person and that I missed our sessions of intimate cuddling. Before drifting off to sleep, she squeezes me in the tightest hug ever, tears of joy at being reunited with me as I return her tight hug with my own. We fall asleep then and there, a warm and glowing smile on both of our face, for neither of us feel happier then when holding each other close to our hearts and listening to the other's heartbeat.

>>14982860
>dragon
>golem enhamcement
Im okay with this

>Cryophoenix harpy with golem enhancement

Sounds hextech.

>>14982919
Just hope you're ready for her to plant a kiss on your cheek when she wakes up.

>>14982920
Nothing shameful about what you do in there so long as it's between husband and wife.

>>14982921
Good man.
Just get ready to explain to the daughterus why they look different than mama.

>>14982925
Robodragon is going to save your ass.

>>14982925
It needs the wings and tail, but I like the concept

>>14982860
>roll Cockatrice

>3. Golem Enhancement

All I can hope for is that whoever augmented her didn't strap her to a chair and force her to watch weird stop-motion parody clips.

>>14982932
>so long as it's between husband and wife.
Well, there's a daughteru in there too, but it's still fine because she's family, right? I can have her apologize with us if I really need to!

>>14982936
What if she just has jets back there instead of wings?

>>14982937
She denies that vehemently, although she is now twitchy about anything ending with her tied up.

>>14982941
Sorry Anon, the waifu can't do those acts anymore.
Those are the rules.

>>14982904
>Just don't stroke them while you engage in relations, they may set her off.
I'm just trying to help her manage her new-found energy there's nothing lewd about it.
Unless she wants it to be

>>14982942
Jet wings!
>>14982932
>Robodragon
need this movie

>>14982932
That won't be too hard, I'll just tell them that it's because she's very special and is very unique, just like each of them are. Her wings where given to her for being such a kind soul and for helping other, and maybe they will have wings if they are good girls as well. I will conclude by telling them that looking different is good for them and makes them unique, along with their also unique personalities, and that mom was gifted by those above for doing good, so that she may use her new gift to help even more people.

>>14982946
R U I N E D

Sad day for me, my family is ruined!

>>14982946
>Those are the rules.
Fuck da rules!

>>14982860
>Dragon
>Infernal

Not sure how she thought she wasn't powerful enough save my ass before but she certainly is now.
>End up back in her hoard never allowed to leave again
>"Never would've happened if you were well behaved and kept to the cave darling."
>"Now excuse me, there's an issue I have to take care of."
>Goes full yandere
>Burns down the paladin order responsible for my capture
>Burns down Laketown
>Every night it's her new damn speech about being fire and death
>Never should've read her The Hobbit
>Femdom taken to a new level though and it's fucking amazing

>>14982947
I dunno Anon, you may not want to give her even more energy.

>>14982951
Yeah, large wings that have jets along them would be nice.

And yes, robodragon is going to save you.

>>14982952
I'm sure they're going to grow up and be good girls.

>>14982953
>>14982955
Sorry Anon, she got that power at a price.

>>14982957
Yeah, she's gone full Smaug for you.
Just hope she's ready to cope her new, yandere streak with the kids once she gets pregnant.

>>14982969
>Sorry Anon, she got that power at a price.
If she can figure out a way to share that power with our daughteru would that make it work? It would feel really weird and wrong to dick them separately.

>>14982957
Watch out anonm you know what happened to Smaug.
Don't want the same happening to you're waifu.

>>14982969
I believe they'll grow up to be good girls, ones who help the less fortunate and make other's lives better. The teachings me and their mother have shown them will help them be the very best possible and teach them important values like humbleness, patience, and happiness. When they see someone who's hurt or stuck in the road of life, they can always use the lesson their wise mother and father showed them to make the smartest decisions, ones that can change lives and inspire them to also be the very best possible.

>>14982969
>>I dunno Anon, you may not want to give her even more energy.
>Not wanting an even more powerful waifu
>Not wanting loving, rowdy sex with the strongest and most powerful sorceress this side of hell
She's just gonna have to deal with all the lovin' energy I'm gonna give her.

>>14982976
Sorry Anon.
The rules don't allow her to share the same bed 'in the biblical sense' with her daughter at all, even if the hsuband is involved.

>>14982983
The best girls

Good night for real this time.

>>14982988
>The rules don't allow her to share the same bed 'in the biblical sense' with her daughter at all, even if the hsuband is involved.
fug.

Sad day. At least we're all back home together.

>>14982988
And good night to you as well.

>>14982860
>Hellhound
>Infernal enhancement.
So now not only does she have blue eyes with yellow sclera (because how else would you bump up black sclera?), but now her flames burn even brighter, illuminating her deep purple skin.
She's essentially become a hybrid of a Demon and a Hellhound.
I know two things for sure. Those paladins are fucked, and the sex I'm going to be having will be exhausting and awesome.
Does she have horns now? Can I tease her horns since they're probably sensitive?
Can I use them as handlebars during blowjobs?

>>14983016
Yes and yes.

>>14983023
Will I need to giver her extra dickings now that she's empowered by the Fallen Goddess?

I want to cum on a loli Kiki's tummy!

>>14982860
>Cupid
>Rolled a 1

Holy FUCK. Musclebound cupid please take me away from this life.

>>14982766
>>14982795
>>14982801

>They're fully aware that they're the bad guys.
>They love every second of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfjj7Y9N27c

>>14983161
Those two have impeccable taste in villainous music.

so what are you anon's doing this morning?

>>14983194
About to shut it down and fall asleep, actually.

>>14983194
Writing and watching saltybet

>>14983194
Using my tears to lube my dick in order to have one jack off session before going to sleep.

Thinking about it, digimon would be a good monstergirl setting.
Isolated in a parallel dimension with several semen demons that for some reason like human men a lot which oddly enough I'm not making up

>>14983204
Is... is it working?
No alp, seriously, sate my morbid curiosity.

>>14983203
>saltybet
If I could not understand that thing, MG's will be completely lost

>>14983301
It was actually incredibly unsatisfying, took much more work than usual and with no extra benefits or comforts.

>>14982932
>Just hope you're ready for her to plant a kiss on your cheek when she wakes up.

Oh, I'll be ready. She best be prepared for my returning the favor in earnest is all.

There's a reason we'll be sequestered for a full three months and inseparable afterward.

>>14983213
Just remove male and furry digimon, implant monstergirl rules and have it so random boys end up stranded in the digital world and you have some prime fearboner material right there.

>>14983194
The same thing we do every morning, Pinky.

Try to take over the world!

Insomnia is a bitch, and not the good, hellish kind.

>>14983390
Give it enough time and all the manmons are gonna get a r63 version anyways.

>>14983213
Best mayadere

Is it wrong that I want a sadistic Succubus to kidnap me a Paladin girl, a noble girl, and a Farmgirl, and then not only rape me while they watch, but also monsterize them so they can join in?
I don't know why, but the image of a Succubus doing that "Oh ho ho ho!" laugh while forcing a forcing the Paladin, who's corrupted into a Demon, to suck my dick by shoving the Paladin's head with her foot while the Holstaur Noble and the Dark Priest Farmgirl hold my arms down is getting me hard as fuck.

Living Armors have an awesome design and endless possibilities, but as waifus they are just kuudere Ghosts, this has to be the first monster girl where I am more interested in reading actual action stories over romance and smut.

>>14982860
>Lich
>2
That sorta make sense.

>Will you be able to comfort her despite the changes she's undergone or is it too much for you?
Yes. I'll do anything to help her. I mean, I was already going to have sex with her just to sustain her normal magic and experiments. Now I just need to do it a lot more.

And besides, having a super-powered lich waifu is amazing.

>tfw no thousand year old sea monster auntie to tease about her age until she sinks your ship in her poop deck
It hurts to live senpai, all this yearning for chances I'll never get.

>>14983634
>get to sleep with demon girls from all walks of life
hells yeah

>>14982396
Eh. Mildly better than a friend of mine who just starts shouting "KILL THEM ALL" whenever MGs come up.

>>14982508
If you do ever go there, ignore the chatbox.

It is autism in its most pure, concentrated, cancerous form.

And really, most of the stories there.
Honestly, only go there if you're looking for a particular story you have heard on good recommendation is actually worth reading.

She goes after married men

>>14983213

>>14983213
>>14983511
LadyDevimon was probably my first waifu.
First female anything I was ever attracted to at least.

What does that say about me as a person?

>>14983744
Something about car batteries and chairs in a basement.

>>14983736
This is why Wocks are shit.
Krakens would never go after someone in a relationship, they understand boundaries.
Go back to Wonderland, smelly Wock.

>>14983744
douemudayo