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Hey /jp/NEETs, if you want to be a NEET forever why don't you become a personal maid? Its basically being a NEET except you have to wear cute outfits all day and do some cooking and cleaning.

>> No.14980855

>>14980844
>do some cooking and cleaning.
>some
Yeah, right.

>> No.14980868

I'm a dude, I can't be a maid.

>> No.14980887
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14980887

>>14980868
>I'm a dude

>I can't be a maid

>> No.14980900

>>14980868
Become a butler and call yourself Passepartout.

>> No.14980903
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14980903

>>14980868
Yes you can, just be convincing.

>> No.14980945 [DELETED] 

>>14980868
>>14980903
Well not only is it gay, but I'm not cute at all.

>> No.14980955

Maids have to go outside and buy things. Like groceries. I don't want to go outside.

>> No.14980965

>>14980844
i'm basically my moms maid

>> No.14980981

>>14980887
>>14980903
Well not only is it gay, but I'm not cute at all.

>> No.14980985

If I wasnt a fatty weaboo I'd probably think of this as a very good option

>> No.14981013
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14981013

>>14980965
Me too, dude

My Mom works and makes all the money and pays the bills
I cook, clean, do laundry, and listen to her bitch about work during dinner. All because as long as I make myself useful and have her dependent on me, I don't think she'll kick me out for being a useless NEET.

This is easier than getting a job.

>> No.14981018

I can't sit on the computer all day as a personal maid.

>> No.14981032

>>14981013
There's always prostitution.

>> No.14981045

>>14981018
You totally can, because you'll be at home all day and won't be monitored all day, so you can screw around on the computer and will have free time.

Phones are basically pocket computers these days, so you can still browse /jp/ in one hand while you dust with the other!

>> No.14981066

Maids are employed.

>> No.14981068

That's my dream, but I'm not a brown girl.

>> No.14981070

>>14980844
You mean a real maid or cafe worker?

>> No.14981086

>>14981013
[blog]

I'm more the handyman since my pa's gone. I cut the grass, cut logs, and fix stuff. My ma doesn't work currently, but has to handle selling my dad's business. My mom has still pushed me to go to a mental health clinic for years and I have to go back for a shitty meeting soon. I'm so tired, man. I don't want to go on anymore, fuck
[/blog]

>> No.14981131

Would being a maid for some random person be any better than being my parents' slave?
Probably, but I'm too pussy to even move out of an abusive home.
I wish I was still in college.
>blogposting on /jp/
>who am i quot

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