/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Kejourou are love

Maids are shit.

Maids are slightly more olev than last thread.

>>14971239
>that one girl that keeps showing up when I hit the random monster page on the wiki
She won't leave me alone!

>>14971239
I want to use a Chochin girl to light the room where me and my waifu are having sex.

Mice are for breeding.

>>14971253
Savage as fuck.

>>14971253
I want to give a Chochin enough energy through lovemaking to act as a lighthouse!

>>14971254
How can she be for breeding if she doesn't even have child-bearing hips?

>>14971239
I could use a Chochin-Obake to light up my life right about now.

>>14971247
>>14971239
Lucky, I wish I had a cute girl like those that wouldn't leave me alone.

>>14971266
We all could.

>>14971265
Mice are stretchy.

x is best girl

>>14971253
I want to take a Chochin girl and cuddle up next to her, as she begins to glow brighter and brighter from the amount of happiness she is experiencing from finally being able to express her true feelings to the guy she like. I also am happy to see my beloved lamp that I took such good care of become the most loving girl in my life, one who i'm holding tight as she glows bright, both of us happy to met one another as I ask her to be my girlfriend.

>>14971276
>X
>Not Y

>>14971278
>x
>not zero

>>14971286
>Zero
>This bitch

>"Sup nerd?"

>>14971276
>X
>ten
>the tenth MGE monster girl

I have cracked the code! Now who was the tenth girl released?

>>14971269
>Stretchy
Are Mouse Girls literally made for cumflation?

I cant sleep, someone send help

>>14971296
Trying to solve this crossword puzzle. Do you know a four letter word for a magic item that creates alps?
>>14971301
Yes.

>>14971296
Little does that oni knows that I only look skinny when i'm clothed.

>>14971302
That's terrible
I guess we're going to have to use 'THAT'

>>14971296
Playing the new titty ninja game.

>>14971302
Have you tried taking melatonin or some kind of over the counter drug?

>>14971314
Yes, it has helped slightly, as in i do sleep longer, but falling asleep is still difficult

>>14971307
Is it cock? I bet monsters think cocks are magical.

I wouldn't mind getting a visit at night from a succubus.

>>14971296
Nah much, how about you??

>>14971297
Zombie

>>14971321
Open the window and play some nature sounds. Don't mind the direwolf howl in the background, it's totally part of the track.

>>14971325
We need more vanilla stories about the most vanilla MG!

>>14971322
Of course, cock!
The next one is 'a mighty tower that grows when needed'. Four letter word.

>>14971321
I got ya. When you go to bed are you stressed? Do you have your computer on in your room as you fall asleep? What kind of noises/sounds are played as you lay in bed?

>>14971302
Go on a nice long walk.

Repeat and extend until you're tired enough physically to sleep.

It might not work, and it hasn't for me yet, but you might have better luck. Sleep difficulties are a thing I've grown to just live with.

>>14971296
Please don't bully me, I already gave the Manticore my lunch money.

>>14971335
A holstaur with an ice cream parlor?

sup nerds

>>14971296
We're doing a combo study session/DnD run this weekend, wanna join?

Yes, you can be the wizard.

>>14971331
Not a bad choice for sure.

>>14971335
No, we need more elf rape!

>>14971342
A wise choice, you wouldn't be able to focus during class after getting freshly Tailpussy'd.

Your crotch would be sore until you got home.

>>14971325
I want the Succubus Ojou-sama from my highschool to sneak into my room during the full moon and rape me senseless!
There's something about beautiful dignified girls having perverted lustful expressions that's just wonderful.

>>14971296
Just drawing horse waifu.

>>14971302
Have you tried lying down and closing your eyes?

>>14971296
Hanging around in drawthreads. Got some good pseudo(?)-MG related stuff.

>>14971340
Fans running, but I have always had them running like that, so it should not be a problem

How I wish i had an elf to cuddle

>>14971367
That's one nice ass.

>>14971296
Killing time between classes. Would you kindly fuck off and bully someone else for once in your goddamn life?

>>14971350
Don't spam Laska again.

>>14971335
Human girls! My favorite!

>>14971369
I do the same. Like I asked are you stressed out any? Stress does a lot of shitty things to the body and the mind.

>>14971342
Manticore may look and act tough but I know ho they really are, just insecure lonely girls that strike out against the world because it's the only way for them to feel powerful. They have personal problems in secrecy that they can't do anything to stop, so they bully to feel the sense of control and power they lack in their normal lives. If they truly where strong, they'd help the weak out and make true friends that they enjoy being round, so that they may have help for friend when they feel sad or low, so just remember if a manticore is acting tough and mean it's only because deep down she's scared and insecure about events going on in her personal life.

>>14971350
Who the hell are you, and how did you get in here?

Bah, never mind. Unless you're here for studying and DnD, you might want to clear out.

>>14971374
I do not know If im stressed, so probably not

>He doesn't want a pure and beautiful angel waifu

>>14971377
I disagree

>>14971389
Ok then. Do you eat right before you go to bed? I know that that can cause some issues. And do you have like a schedule that you eat around? Like around the same time that is.

Why are dragons so mean?

>>14971393
I want to facefuck her until she doesn't look so smug anymore.
I want her to look predatory.

>>14971399
They aren't mean, anon. Maybe you are just too weak!

>>14971393
I wonder if that artist has ever studied basic head anatomy.

>>14971392
But I do.

>>14971396
No but a I am hungry, that might be the problem

>>14971393
This exactly proves my point, wearing tough looking clothing and acting intimidating are just ways she gets that feeling of power she so sorely lacks in her actual life. In reality, she has poor social skills and has no real friends, only ones who pretend because she acts mean to others. One can only hope she learns about things such as true friendship, otherwise she'll be emotionally unhappy for her entire life, internally crying out for someone to help her and be her friend. She keeps the real her locked up behind a facade, one that if it were to crack would reveal a sweet and kin girl who's going through horrible and traumatizing things in her personal life, so she acts tough so she doesn't end up feeling worthless.

>>14971411
Congratulations then; you're one of the few persons in this thread with good taste.

>>14971392
I want one, but I'm shy and don't know where to look, where are these cute angels girls and what are they like so I may gain the confidence necessary to ask one of them out?

>>14971419
sometimes manticores are just mean
they don't need a tragic backstory

>>14971412
Could be. I recommend you eat a bit more when you have dinner, or if you go to bed a while after that, a snack. Don't eat right before you go to bed though as that can cause issues.

>>14971392
I only want one if she looked like this.

>>14971430
Uh, Anon
That's not so blue as you think it is

>>14971426
Just start being all pious and righteous, and shit like that. Then the angel girls will come to you.

>>14971402
I just wanna chill and relax but these dragons are being assholes and giving me contant shit.

>>14971392

>angels
>pure

by monster laws, angels will always be sluts, and devils always innocent beings

>>14971430
True, but the ones who do are often the most vicious of them all. Acting nice could land them an actual fulfilling relationship that's both physically and emotionally satisfied, it just comes down to treating others the way you wish to be treated.

>>14971430
Blue board friendo.

>>14971431
Thanks, anon, here have a tanuki party

>>14971425
It's been a while since I last opened my Angel folder, so I kind of want to post some cute Angel girls. However, I'd rather not spam the thread and eat up image space, so I'll refrain from doing so.

>>14971446
Thanks sleepy! Hope you end up sleeping better. Lemme know if it works in a week or so.

>>14971442
>it just comes down to treating others the way you wish to be treated.
perhaps the manticore is looking for someone to bully her

>>14971446
>Tanukis party so hard even onis stare
They work hard, they play hard.

>>14971436
OK that's really easy as I already do that anyway, I wonder if it's just the angels are shy or just trying to work up a unique way to ask me out, one that will sound good while also being simple.

>>14971437
I bet they are just playing around. If you don't like it, maybe you should ask them to stop.

Or are you too weak for that too?

>>14971454
Well if that what she wants then good for her and I wish her luck.

Lovey-dovey semen demons.

>>14971450
I don't have many pics of them. What about posting your favorite one at least?

>>14971460
Yeah man, that shit don't work. They say something about their first amendment rights and I can't stop em after that. That amendment is a curse and a blessing.

I want to get raped by someone on the swim team.

>>14971481
>Being raped by a woman
I bet a fucking child could destroy you in a fight

>>14971479
What's going on here?

>>14971481
I don't think that's an MG Anon. And I want to be treated as an equal.

>>14971481
Does that include facesitting? Swimmers are supposed to have nice asses.

>>14971481

is a woman in a swim suit a monster?

>>14971481
By Shark Girl delinquents in the changing room?

You're the new pool boy.

>>14971484
Dork.

>>14971471
Have one.

>>14971492
You're the dork, nerd.

>>14971472
The best way to make a dragon obey you is by bribery followed by blackmail! Make her forget about that amendment and you'll be the one standing on the top in no time!

>>14971491
Don't let her bully you, just flip her on her upside down on her back and punch her nose if needed and your good for not being bullied by shark girls. Though the ones I know are actually quite friendly and love having their head's patted while being cuddled so I guess it depends on where you live.

>>14971490
No, she's a big scary boat.

>>14971489
This is true.

>>14971506
Flatfish!

>>14971491
I want to be the pool boy!

>>14971497
But how should I go about doing that? I don't have any Jew Gold left that I could give to em.

>>14971370
She's pretty bottom heavy despite being a loli version of Jack the Ripper.

>>14971506
I bet she's all wet, slimy and cold!

>>14971520
It matters not anon, for that butt is getting fucked.

>>14971520
Lolis with nice rears are the best

>>14971528
A reasonable desire.

Sneks are love. Sneks are life.

>>14971506
Are Sahuagin capable of having fine rears?

>>14971532
Anon please, I just got done with jerking off to my favorite titty ninja. I don't want to have to masturbate again.

>>14971529
That they are.
>>14971538
I know something that will kill your boner! Toonami is collaborating on two new seasons of FLCL

>>14971446
I wouldn't mind partying with those Tanukis.
Even if it did end up becoming lewd.

>>14971541
>spoiler
I don't know what that is.

>>14971515
Try to steal from the bully dragon's hoard, then use it to proceed to the next part of the plan.

>>14971534
Lamia's are also great to cuddle with as they are really sweet and appreciate you for more than being a heater. They are also passionate lovers and nothing makes them happier than when the guy she likes ask her snuggle with him and let him pat her head, a sentence that causes them to give great big hug and kisses to their lover. I wonder if Lamia's would love to cuddle with me, especially since not only do I have a good personality but equally important is the fact that when it's cold out I am always toasty warm to the touch? I feel in general if monster girls were real, I'd attract tones of cute undead and reptile based monster girl who all wish to snuggle with me in a giant pile while I give them head pats.

>>14971551
Only give it back if she promises to be nicer? And if she doesn't then bluff and threaten to release the videos from the shower?

>>14971534
Emotionless sneks are cute.

>>14971549
>not knowing what FLCL is
What the fuck are you doing with your life?

>>14971561
I don't watch many TV shows. I mainly just work, eat, play video games and sleep.

>>14971534
Yes. A literal snake pit would be amazing to just fall in to.

>>14971549
>He doesn't know what FLCL is
You can't be serious

>>14971564
I am.

>>14971568
Are you from somewhere deep under the sea? In some sort of cosmic dimension? A link between universes?
I haven't even watched FLCL and I know what it is

>>14971555
Now you're on the right track.

If she becomes docile that means it's your chance to be the bully. You can accept that and become the thing you hate, or you can just try to be her friend.

>>14971575
I don't know what to say anon, I haven't seen a lot of stuff. Shit I haven't even watched a single episode of the original Gundam show.

I'm gonna move into a Wurm's burrow, unannounced.

>>14971587
I want to burrow my wurm into a a wurm's burrow.

>>14971581
Obviously be her friend, I'm not a cruel person and I'd like to give her a second chance.Plus she looks really uncomfortable and who knows, she may be a sweet girl who has a hard time expressing her feelings. What happens when I tell her I wish to be her friend and i'd like to get to know her better?

>>14971591
I don't understand.

>>14971594
>>14971581
That's what I'm thinking Anon 2! If I show her what it's like to be friends then that means she'll have less reason to bully me/want to be friends! Thank you for your help!

>>14971553
>nothing makes them happier than when the guy she likes ask her snuggle with him and let him pat her head, a sentence that causes them to give great big hug and kisses to their lover.

Now I'm sad. I want a snek onee-san to cuddle with.

How do monstergirls with wings sleep comfortably in a bed? I mean, sure they could sleep on their stomachs, but I bet if you slept next to them you'd get smacked in the face once or twice in the middle of the night.

>>14971614
Me too, anon. I bet they would especially need cuddles during the winter months.

>>14971628
Polymorphing or incredibly versatile joints.

>>14971628
On their sides, of course.

>>14971628
Just sleep on top of their wings. They fold up and nestle well if they're mounted on the back or shoulders. Same way you can sleep on your arm like a pillow. If you mean buttwings, those are fucking stupid.

>>14971611
Indeed, for by extending a kind hand despite what she may have done to you, your showing her a kindness she's never experienced. She'll slowly stop bullying you and in a short amount of time shyly ask you if you like to hang out with her, a flustered but genuine look to her face as she does so. Then you eventually grow to be good friends and she grows much happier, glad to have a friend for the first time and one that enjoys being with her as well.

>>14971614
Me too, Lamia cuddles make all the pain go away and also help make both of you happier. You hold her close as she wraps tightly around your body and enjoying a loving session of cuddling as you rub her head and elicit cute gasp from her. The you pull her close to your chest and let her listen to your heart and see the smile on her face as she listens to musical beat of a love filled heart, a heart that holds a special place in it just for her.

>>14971628
They sleep on their stomach, one arm and one wing draped across the body of their husband, the other arm and wing on the other side of the bed.

>>14971633
Winters would be real comfy, but the days are getting hotter and it would be real nice if I had someone stealing my body heat with soft snek hugs.

>>14971650
Couldn't have done it without you Anon!

>>14971654
You have a way with words, anon.

>>14971633
They indeed do as they're cold blooded and really sensitive to the cold, so the often spend even more time than usual cuddling with the guy they love. It also serves as a great way for her to show how much she loves you, because you not only keep her body warm but you also keep her heart warm by making her the happiest girl in the world. This also translate to being a great way to bond as you keep her warm and happy, while she keeps you comfy and in a good mood. While true she may hold you tighter than ever, take it from me that it's hr way of showing that she loves you not just for warmth or looks, but your personality that helps keep warm weather it's snuggling while playing games or watching shows; just remember she loves you a lot and winter is the perfect opportunity to confess her heart about the many reason she loves you and by holding you tightly in her loving passionate coils.

>>14971660
Yes indeed. It would be impossible to not fall asleep within her coils.
Like always being on the cold side of a full-body pillow.

>>14971680
That elf needs to put some more meat on herself and get a proper swimsuit on.

>>14971674
thanks, And she has a way of expressing her love to me, even without saying a single word. For as she wraps around me in the cold winter, the squeezing and movements of her strong yet loving coils tell me about how happy she feels whenever she's around me and how much I mean to her. The beating of her heart as she pulls your head to her chest, the fast beating despite the cold telling me she's enjoying this intimate act and how your personality and not just your body always warms her up even on the downiest of days. The way she rubs her face on your chest in sync with your heartbeat, telling you just how she enjoys being close to you and the joy of knowing you love her for all she is. The winters may be fierce and long for her, but as long as your with her, she can always stay that same sweet loving, and caring girl you first fell in love with.

I want to have tender, loving hand-holding sex with a spooky monster girl!

>>14971688
I wonder when Ordures will draw hmangas that feature his squishy girls.

>>14971662
Looks like you choose the right path.
Little dragon girl always suffered, and now that she has her first friend she will treasure you like you're the most important thing in the world!
I hope you are ready, cause dragons tend to be a little bit clingy with those they like.

>>14971699
No eyes no service.

>>14971699
I want a phantom skulljob!

>You will never play hide and seek with your dragon daughter
>She will never hide in one of her mother's hoard, raising a racket you hear from across the house
>You will never "search" for her despite being able to see her peeking out from under a silver platter
>Her mother will never scold both of you

>>14971302

I want to teach a dragon nee san how not to bully and express her feelings with words

>>14971727
Adorable

>>14971727
Love from above.

Last night I had a dream I'd been having the same dream two nights in a row.
Am I in trouble?

>>14971674
>>14971706
Thanks and she couldn't have ever broken out of her hardened emotional shell without you. You where the first person to show her kindness and be her friend, two things she has never had or experienced. You brought happiness to her life and helped her overcome her personal demons, revealing a dragon who's actually kind and sweet. When she first cried after holding all that sorrow that first caused her to become a bully, you hugged her tightly and assured her you'd stick by her side and put a smile back on her beautiful face. Now she's developed a deep friendship, where you hang out with one another and share hobbies with each other, having lots of fun the entire way. Eventually leading to her blushing, shaking and asking you if you'd like to be her boyfriend, to which you gently kiss her lips and say of course followed by her giving you the tightest hug ever and going out with her on the first of many dates. As she cuddles with me tightly, enjoying the positive physical touch of another person, she say to you how happy you make her and that she's glad you gave her a chance to turn over a new leaf, making her the happiest dragon in the world to have a guy who she loves and loves her back. she's a clingy girl, but one who's also sweet and loving, who I'm glad to have in my life and who;s glad to be with the guy she least expected to be with.

>>14971728
Until you get hurt in a tragic car accident and she no longer cares for the words you taught her. Nothing but fire.

>>14971752
She will coach me to become a wheelchair-basketball player!

>>14971727
Why do Werebats pull of fluffy manes so well?

>>14971761
Because bats are the most numerous mammal and therefore the OG fluff.

>>14971727
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tn42oAx9wo

>>14971761
Bats are naturally fluffy animals

>>14971699
I want a spooky ghostly encounter that gives me shivers down my spine!

And that's just the foreplay!

>>14971793
Well too bad, all you get is a Skeleton in Wonder Woman cosplay!

>>14971774
Overpopulated as fuck, but Zubat was always a favorite of mine

Bottom Heavy Baphomets!

Fuck bicorns. Cucking has no place in monster girl society

>>14971821
>Fuck bicorns.
Not a bad plan but I prefer nightmares.

>>14971821
ONly if she's involved at the same time.
Threesomes or nothing at all.

>>14971628
Burrito method

>>14971825
>Threesome
It's cute that you think she'd stop at one extra girl, anon.

>>14971829
Fine, well have x-somes but she and the others will be engaged in all lewd activities.

The Evil Empire has fallen. In the aftermath, an unemployed group of girls come together and go on a journey to find a new place in the world.
What I'm saying is, a Lizardman, a Skeleton, a Goblin and a Maus go on a road trip.

>>14971726
Are all modern dragons rich?

>>14971831
That was the plan. Name a body part, and chances are she'll have some girl doing something with it. You will be buried in lewdness.

Would you watch a version of 'Dude, Where's My Car?' starring two Wurms?

>>14971837
No
which is why you find a poor one and rise to fame and fortune together!
hard mode: do it with a wurm

>>14971837
Richer than any before. You have any idea how much of a profit they've turned since banks started paying interest?
>>14971844
Two Wurms? That sounds like Dumb & Dumber to be honest.

>>14971844
Only if its just the tatoo scene

>>14971845
>hard mode: do it with the girl who can dig for gems without breaking a sweat
This is not how it works.

>>14971833
You know why they're called Goblins? It's cause they've been gobblin' up so much dong.

>>14971844
I cant watch most retard humor, as long as its not bio-dome

>>14971850
but will she care to keep the gems?
might find shit that would make millions and only come back with a odd looking brick

>>14971854
Surely some will be lodged between her scales and when you're cleaning her you can line your pockets with precious stones.

>>14971859
What if she passes through a uranium deposit?

>>14971844
I would rather watch monster girl Idiocracy.

>>14971838
Only so long as I can impregnate her with my first child for all her hard work trying to keep me happy.

>>14971854
to be fair, I like collecting weird stuff too

might just open a nick-nack shop for shit she finds

>>14971862
She becomes a MG version of the hulk.

>>14971844
The one with a Moth as Jesse and a Red Oni as Chester was better.

>>14971868
But she's never angry.

>>14971862
Then we sell it to the Cyclops arm's manufacturer. Depleted uranium shells sell like hotcakes in certain circles.

>>14971844
If it has Monster girls I will almost definitely watch it.

>>14971848
For some reason I don't think Dragons would mess with banks, stocks, or anything like that. Their obsession is with physical wealth, being able to bury themselves in a hoard of gold & priceless antiques. Unless there's a bank that deals in doubloons, I doubt they'd be using them.

>>14971850
>Be inna Africa, mining blood diamonds like your father Kunta Kinte and his father before him
>Ten of your brothers have already died in various accidents this week
>Wonder if you're next
>Suddenly the earth shakes and you know your time has come
>Fall to your knees, praying to whatever gods will listen
>The shaking stops and you open your eyes to find yourself staring at a cute dragon girl
>In her arms and wedged between her breasts are more stones than you've ever seen at once
>"Oopsie!" she says before popping back down the hole she dug, making dirt fall from the ceiling when she resumes digging
>You're pretty sure you hear that raspingnoise that happens when someone fails to whistle too
>You blink and pick up one of the massive gems she'd carelessly dropped, wondering if maybe something good will come of this encounter
>It's a cubic zirconium
>Cunt.

>>14971870
It's whenever she becomes miffed in this case.
Most MGs are too pure for anger.

>>14971727
>Be bully
>Find a Werebat cave
>Go in there ready to humiliate some dumb Bats
>Act lost and call for help in a dramatic manner
>Hear a Werebat flying
>Turn on my 3000 lumens flashlight
>She loses balances and crashes on the floor
>Laugh at her
>She starts sobbing
>Leave the cave triumphantly
>As soon as the sun goes down a swarm of Werebats invade my house
>Get violently raped
>It was still worth it

>>14971865
Now that just goes without saying. She may be burying you in pussy, but she's still the bottom bitch. She helps manage the girls & gets all the good stuff first.

>>14971850
Make a mining team out of MG
>Wurm for main drilling/demolition.
>Dragon for gem appraisal
>numerous golems for transport work
>werebats for cavern scouting.
>And you with a golem-pact to fix the odd unstable wall

>>14971884
>she's still the bottom bitch
Of course she is; one of a bicorn's fetishes would be letting you fuck other girls while riding her.

http://exhentai.org/g/915080/16e60db4f1/

>>14971805
Stop, please, I can only get so aroused!

>>14971876
Better go tell foreman Peter Kruger about this.

>>14971876
>not fondling those massive dragon tats

>>14971884
True.
But she will still be my first wife and I'll still hold onto that picture of her when she was still a pure girl before the demonic energy accident.

I may even get her alone for a time just so I can do it alone with her like I promised we'd do.

>>14971895
Fuck off.

>>14971892
golem-pact
I mean gnome

>>14971904
why?

>>14971898
He thought he was going to die, even a genuine African's love for white wimmin isn't so strong he could just bounce back from that. Besides, he didn't even get to see the booty.

>>14971910
Earth magic is cheating in this case

>>14971919
And having a dragon that can to in a day what most most mining crews would take months to do Isn't?

>>14971903
>Accident
I doubt it. They're pretty thorough to stop that stuff.

I know I greentexted a yandere Unicorn once, but once again I curse my negligence at capping my shit.

>>14971829
I want to be in a debauched polygamous household led by my first and oldest wife, an ara-ara Bicorn

>>14971919
>Have a Gnome dark elemental
>Ask her for to create a huge diamond
>She can do it in exchange for 2 paizuris
>Meanwhile miners all over the world are risking their life

>>14971727
BEAST!

>>14971933
I mean yeah, she can do it, but shoveling all that carbon between her asscheeks is just so messy, you know? Making gems is dirty work.

>>14971936
AWAY, BEAST!
This is really well done

>>14971936
How much insight do you need before you start seeing Gazer Girls everywhere?

>>14971936
But does she have eyes on the inside?

>>14971936
Gaze, some say Gazer?

>>14971936
Fuck that's cute.

>>14971936
Why does Gazer get all the cute gamer art? I mean, I get it about the Gamer Gazer thing, but why does she get ALL of the gamer art?

>>14971970
I want to sit an oppai loli gazer in my lap and pat the top of her eyestalks.

Do you like little monster girls, anon?

>>14971892
hope you've gut some dude down there for the golems ans werebats

>>14971975
Only when they have overly large hips and rear for their size.

>>14971975
Well that depends. Are they just short in stature or are they young? Are they like normal short or are they small enough to fit on my arm/in my hand? So many factors Anon.

>>14971975
YES

>>14971975
No
give me a 20+ and up or go home.

>>14971975
Only if they aren't loli's, other wise a girl who's a bit petite is good in my book.

>>14971975
Yes, even the smug bratty ones.

>>14971975
I love little girls.

They make me feel so good.

Good night Anons.

Take care and remember to sign up for the Cuddling Program.
Many monster girls out there need a man to cuddle them and you could be one of them.

From chubby, loli grizzlies that need someone for the evening to elder wurms that want a snuggle buddy, you can be the one to help them!

>>14972007
Where can I sign up? i would like to feel loved.

>>14972007
>that feel when I could really use a cuddle

>>14972011
Sign up online and we can get you snuggling with a pair of kobold twins within the day.

>>14972012
We all could.
We all could
Been a long week.
WOuld love a monster girl to just cuddle when I get home.

>>14972015
A link Anon, I need a link!

I want to embarrass a fox and make it my wife.

>>14972015
>>14972016
And is it like Uber where I can decide when I want to be on call? Or is it shift work?

>>14972007
I'd sign up to receive free cuddles. Does that make me a bad person?

>>14972019
That's a cute fox Anon.

>>14972007
What about a lonely NEET Lilim?
It'd be nice to feel loved.

>>14972028
I lilim doesn't have to be lonly
she's got her sisters, servants, could just make a new friend out of a human girl or just materialize some dark matter

Loen was finally able to get me the first sketch for one of the daki sides

The hips are a bit too wide and i asked him to fix it, but it's still really nice besides that

>>14972037
One: for the love of god man, spellcheck your posts.
Two: Stop shitting on my fantasy of cuddling a lonely NEET Lilim.

>>14972016
>>14972021
YOu'd be a fulltime cuddler, although there would be some leeway with who you take.
Do note that we will draw straws for those cuddlees that aren't taken.

We do need to get everyone cuddlers.

>>14972026
You'll want our sister site.

>>14972028
Yes, you could get one.
Granted she's a bit chubby but that's to be expected.

>>14972039
>The hips are a bit too wide
I've sort of noticed him going on a trend with this, I can't say that I like them so disproportionate.

Is it mofu time?

>>14972028
A lilim doesn't have to be lonely.
she's got her sisters, servants and could just make a new friend out of a human girl or just materialize some dark matter.

>>14972047
Well a lot of his stuff i've been seeing him do with super wide hips have been lower angles looking up

I figured this might have just been him being in that habit of drawing instead of taking it head on like a daki should be

>>14972045
Ok then, I;m fine with working full time, I need a check any way. So, can you gimme a link Boss?

>>14972045
>Granted she's a bit chubby but that's to be expected.
She sounds wonderful.
Can I just move in with her? And does she enjoy video games?

I was going to head over to the Ryuu's shrine when I noticed something out front of the Fox shrine.

These girls were calling out for people to come visit the fox shrine..

I think I know why that ryuu gets lonely.

Would this work with Shirohebis?

>>14972057
www.cuddlebuddy.com/applications.

>>14972058
If you impress her than she may purchase you through our 'permanent cuddler' program.

>>14972062
>>Would this work with Shirohebis?
I have trouble imagining two yandere getting along well for extended periods of time, but aside from that fuck yes it would.

>>14972048
I want to touch that tail so bad!

>>14972062
So what exactly is a Ryuu? If it's the girl in the pic then what differentiates them from Kitsunes?

>>14972069
Yes, maybe it would work with the really young ones, but then you'd only get a certain kind of person.

>>14972048
Isn't it always?

>>14972067
Thanks Boss! I'll sign up within the hour!

>>14972073

>>14972073
>So what exactly is a Ryuu?
A miserable torrent of water.

>>14972073
Ryuu (noun) a very lonely water goddess who never gets visitors at her shrine, possibly due to the fact her entire staff are Shirohebi, and well we all know about them.

>>14972067
>If you impress her than she may purchase you through our 'permanent cuddler' program.
I'm sure my awkward yet caring personality can win her over.
Also the fact that I think she's cute and will often remind her of that fact.
Honestly, I'd move in with her for free.

>>14972089
But she's going to sit in your lap and make you cuddle her while she games.

>>14972101
Anon, that sounds like heaven to me.

>>14972103
Just watch out.
She's got a large rear and [spoler]likes to laze about in an overly large shirt and panties.

So at what point in the Anime for Mon Musu catch up with the Manga?

>>14972007
Is their any cute mermaids or succubus that could use a cuddle buddy?

>>14972119
Two loli sea bishops, a muscled merrow, and an oppai loli succubus.

>>14972107
Godlike. So godlike I'll even forgive the failed spoiler.
I'll stroke her hair while cuddling her.
And eventually I'll even let her take my first kiss and my virginity.

>>14972130
Just watch out, the first time she goes for a kiss she's going to screw up her eyes and pucker her lips as she tries to kiss
I really need to sleep, I'm messing up my spoilers.

Seriously though.

Fucking Basilisks. KC knocked out of the park with this one.

>>14972019
That face is familiar. Either that dirty old fox has spread her genes around a lot over the centuries, or she's been getting extra servings of mana lately.

>>14972126
I wish to know more about this muscled merrow, what is she like and why does she need cuddles?

>>14972143
She's a sucker for sappy romance stories with lewd endings and trained every day to become strong.

Unfortunately, no one told her that there's no need to go out on adventures like that so she just ended up hueg and without a husband.
it's a shame as she even has armor that she got made for herself to adventure in.

Have some snake

>>14972138
This has been a good year for him so far.

>>14972140
>looked up the artist for GMILF fox a while back
>99% of his art is trash and she was more or less a stroke of luck
Why.

>>14972155
One stroke of luck is more than most people get. If all he is ever known for is smug foxes, I'd say 'thanks for the foxes'.

>>14972138
Why does she have human hands?

>>14972148
Well why doesn't she come over and cuddle with me, it may not be the best adventure but it's a start and we can learn more about each other. Plus I'm a sucker for a romantic type of girl, would she like to go on a date with me?

>>14972161
Of course I want to come visit your shrine, wont you come in and have a seat?

>>14972150
What's with the lollypop?

>>14972136
Cute!
I'm going to trick her into thinking she kissed me with my fingers, then when she opens her eyes I'll kiss her for real!

Pssst, hey /mgt/ which one is better?

1. Nipples covered by hair.
2. Nipples covered by pasties.

First reply wins.

An nsfw version will be made too, no worries.

>>14972183
The former.

>the only new art of Amazons I've seen in ages was made by Alp
I need more.

>>14972183
Covered by hair, as it's more natural and very sexy to look at.

>>14972171
She likes sweets, one her moves is dropping a ton of sweets on you

>>14972183
Pasties seem so trashy, go for hair

>>14972150
>OG saga
all the reason I need to post this agian

>>14972208
Got any for Kaguya?

>>14972216
Unfortunately no

>>14972208
Anne was a little weird looking for a mermaid

>>14972218
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>14972236
Sill, Cleo Gretel was cute.

>>14972249
Indeed

>>14972196
You cannot be serious.

>>14972261
While a boss fit would have been better, this is in my faves.

cleo is out at 2.05
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQpQBHLSf7c

>>14971628
They spread their wings out and flop down on their back, holding their arms out for their husband to crawl into their embrace. Once the two are hugging, she wiggles onto her side, and drapes a wing across him. resulting in a cocoon. It's for this reason a winged woman's bed sheets are usually light and thin. It's a formality more than anything, falling asleep in a cocoon of wing is like fallign asleep in a sleeping bag

>>14972266
Why are the xenosaga girls there?

>>14971296
playing the neptunia senran kagura clone

i'm having a good time

>>14972266
>Elf meido
>Tig ol biddies in a slutty maid outfit
>Trick-shooting spear-gun
I want to impregnate it

>>14971975
They're alright. I prefer onee-sans but a little variety is always nice.

>>14972007
>elder wurms
Do you mean elder Wurms or Elder Wurms
That's an important distinction
I'd cuddle either though

>>14972314
>elder Wurms
Ara ara, you wouldn't a, uhh, what was it again? Sex? Something about sex?

>>14972309
What about loli-onee-sans?

>>14972155
>99% of his art is trash
Eh, I'd say it's more like 85%. It's been a while since I looked though.

>>14972299
Endless Frontier was the predecessor to Project X Zone. If you don't know anything about that, the long and short is that their universe has portals that lead to various other timelines, dimensions, and realities (aka other video game fanchises) that their games usually travel across before stopping the big bad who threatens the multiverse. To top it off, any settings on Earth are considered to be the same world, so characters from different franchises would know each other if they all lived on Earth at the same time, or a character from the future may know about characters from 'historical documents'. Examples: Heihachi from Tekken, Akira from Virtua Fighter, and Ryu from street Fighter all know of each other since they are from Earth at roughly the same points in history.

>>14972303
yeah neige is fun like that
That video reminded me of what happened to cardia and now I'm a little sad

>>14972317
They're wonderful, of course

>>14972322
Thanks for the info dude, might fire up the R4 and play them

I want to touch an oni.

>>14972348
I want art of girls with delicious muscle tone! This is my new fetish!

>>14972348
You are not alone, anon.

>>14972348
I want a oni to touch me.

Alright hair cover wins. Horse pussy a cute

nsfw:
http://i.imgur.com/VctTzCA.jpg

Goodnight /mgt/!

>>14972348
>>14972352
>>14972353
Great taste detected

>>14972371
very cute.

>>14972353
Oni-sans and Oni-chans are all good in all kinds, whether red or blue, and even Ushi too!

>>14972371
Looks nice, but the hair cover seems weird curling up over the nipple like that.

>>14972216
>>14972218
What a shame.

We could use more Cowgirl Swordswomen.
Though to the extent of my knowledge she's the only one to fit such a distinction...

クロスは力を溜めている・・・

NEW MGE INBOUND.

>>14972394
Already?

>>14972394
It's gonna be based on something man-eating this time, I can taste it!

>>14972394
I feel like you've just grabbed my dick, and i know its gonna hurt when it's revealed you're pranking me and my dick is gonna get torn off, but at the same time the hope of a gentle and loving handjob and a new MG fills me with hope.

>>14972398
>He can taste the man-eating

Found today's Alp.

>>14972402
Gee wilikers!

>>14971970
Because of Gazerfag.

>>14972398
Pitcher plant girl?

>>14972401
It's real.
https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/713280717195612161
>... Cross that reservoir forces
I love Google translate.

>>14972410
Penis fly trap inbound.

Although in all seriousness it would be nice to have another plant mg.

>>14972410
Has been a while since we've gotten a plant girl.

>>14972415
Flow kelp.

>>14972412
Oh neato. Ty for the faith man, can't wait to see whats up with the new babe.

Now i just hope he starts shooting them out this fast all the time, that'd be nice.

Alas, poor yorick. His fantasies never to come true

>>14972414
I hope its a dryad varient

>>14972416
Oh yeah. Guess brain put her with aquatic girls and not plants.

>>14972416
he said plant girl, not water weed

CLOCKWORK FUCKING GOLEM!

>>14972418
Me too, brother of great tastes.

>>14972427
>Wanting to stick your dick in gears
not sure if I want you at my table.

Well we got the basilisk and so my hunger for snake meat is stated for now.

As long as its not a loli I'll pay some kind of attention to it

>>14972404
Golly!

My friend still wants that blasted hedgehog girl.

>>14972394
New lamia.
New lamia.
New lamia.

>>14972449
We already got a new lami, dingus

>>14972449
lets not get greedy now.

>>14972451
A damn good one at that, hopefully will be at least a couple months until he makes another one.

>>14972451
>>14972453
I know we did, but I can't help it. Lamias are based-tier monstergirls.
A Jormungandr monstergirl would be great.
One based on MGE's works, anyway.

More scales!
Preferably something with legs to lock around my waist

>>14972446
If you look carefully, you can see his dick.

>>14972394
More scales!

Preferably something with legs to lock around my waist

Im going to start a business in Anti monster tech!

>Reinforced chastity belts riged with shock and holy water traps
>Tents that lock up safer then a Panic room
>"shine balls" to distract MG's that like shiney things.
>A book on name calling and rudeness to scare away the posh and shy ones.
>holy water jet traps to eject demons from the house

I guessed reptile last time and I was right, so I'm going to say... another undead is due.

>>14972474
What would you have in full moon bunker installations?

>>14972477
Ah, If not another undead then I would say another form of object come to life

I say it's Revenant

>>14972481
I could get on the hype train for something like this, if its as good as the doll or the umbrella.

We need another Lovecraftian girl to keep humanity in check

KC please, make a Cthylla profile already

>>14972474
>book on name calling and rudeness
What kind of pathetic loser would actually buy this? This whole post is shit.

>>14972479
>cattle prods, high powered for that extra stopping power
>scent neutralisers around the bunker as a front-line resort
>radar/camera system to stop them from getting in though other means

>>14972493
1.Tengu's don't like rudeness.
2. you would be surprised the amount of pointless crap people buy.
3.A pathetic loser who doesnt know how to be mean to people would buy it.

The best anti-monster equipment is a monster onee-san

Captcha thinks a pay-phone box covered in graffiti is a street sign

>>14972499
>Whoosh

What is Kenkou? Why does google translate it as health cross?

>>14972493
Some people can be very creative with insults. I'm not one of the so I guess I'm one of those losers.

>>14972504
Woosh indeed
I am quite ingnorant of most jokes.

>>14972474
How would you deter Ushi-Onis and Onis?

>>14972506
Just tell an MG you hope that she dies alone and unloved.

also, >>14972504

>>14972509
You run faster then any other poor sod who happens to be nearby.

Gentlemen, we can rebuild her. We have the technology.

I want a Ryu and Lich to fight over my love, ending in a cuddle-off!

>>14972505
I chuckle at these. Makes a different TL out of a (supposedly) same phrase every time.

>>14972509
just ask for a upgrade on your moon bunker, that should do the trick.

>>14972515
Do we have the technology to amputate her horse half too?

>>14972505
I think I looked into that once out of curiosity.

Don't trust me on this, my memory is shaky at the best of times. But I think that what I found was that his name is referring to how some hospitals in media will be represented with a big red cross.

>>14972528
Anon no!
there's organs in there!

>>14972509
for onis, someone will install a breathalyzer on your bedroom door
for ushis, I hope you like praying, because it's gonna take a miracle for that one

>>14972537
the only thing scarier than a ushi is a ushi riding a wurm and they both want you

>>14972514
I'm alone in the middle of the forest. Now what?

>>14972526
Any assurance of it's safety?

>>14972537
Fuck.

OMNOMNOM

>>14972518
>Dead, cold and flat body with nothing to wrap around you
>Godly dragon body with smooth scales fluffy fur and a well endorsed rack

Lich-chan cannot compete

>>14972539
you are already wed

>>14972539
>WIGGLE FASTER, HE'S GETTING AWAY!
>But Spidey, red lights!

>>14972540
Sometimes there are situations where you are just so SOL not even divine intervention could save you.

>>14972466
You aren't going to alp me by making me look for somebody's pecker, daddy-o.

>>14972539
Turn them against each other!

>>14972540
>Any assurance of it's safety?

I can see this as part of a ad
>we test the any and all defence mechanisms on our team of Monsters. if our team of wurms and ushis can brake it, then we didn't sell it.

Now you shee, 'sniff' when we attempt psychoanalytic reading upon thoshe who identify as liking these 'sniffs and tugs shirt' monshutah girls. We see two thingsh.
One ish not important, this hating shociety, pleasure with the idea that women are to shuffer from existence of these monshutah girls, 'snorts line of cocaine.'
All ideology, thish ish the shame thing found in any group of young men, be they socialisht, conservathive, a religioush fundamentalisht, it doesn't not matter.
Shecond 'sniffs' ish mush more interesting. There is a great deal of how do I shay, infantilism among thesh people, these young men.
For example, we look at the monshaths, and I do not mean to be obscene here, I don't! But we look at the monshaths that do not rape - I do not mean the Monster Musume ni Iru Nichijou monshath, there we have this utilitarianism, seen in thish figure of Missshhh Smith 'finishes fifth can of Coca-Cola' spending obscene amounts of money, shee, you have made me do it! on darlihng, to prevent even greater eshpense to the tax phayhers. I do not mean thish uhm, welfare socialishm.
I am talking about the kikimoris, the titianias, ectera ectera, these monstahs that Mistah Kentaku Crossh sheeys do not rape, and I notice these creatures exhist ash a mother substitute, and to provide thish nurturing, oedipal sexsh, just ash with 'tugs shirt' theshe hellhounds and the manticores you have thish reward and I think here I will be obscene, thish mindblowing sexsh with no effort on the male'sh part.
And I think that thish ish the basish of the appeal of monstah girls to these young men.
Thank you.

>>14972553
Got your attention though, didn't I?

>>14972555
Hmm.. Good enough for me.

>>14972556
I don't get it.

>>14972556
My eyes. Please don't ever do this again.

>>14972544
But Liches have magic! She could heat her body to the perfect temperature or summon a Wight!

...Although that Ryu's shrine is probably full of warm, clear water and waterproof pillows.