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BASED FUCKING MODS edition

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>> No.14960989

Maids are olev

>> No.14960990

Eww. Flesh horn.

>> No.14960991

>>14960990
Now that I look at it harder, it looks like something out of FLCL

>> No.14960992

Why did they delete the previous thread? There wasn't even a shitstorm going on or anything.

>> No.14960993
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>>14960988
Give me thick oni onee-sans, or give me death.

>> No.14960994

What was with all those on-topic MG-related posts being deleted last thread?

>> No.14960999

>>14960992
Because we were out of images with hours to go. They do that sometimes.

>> No.14961000

>>14960993
Hot springs was an inside job
Fat tits can't melt steel dicks

>> No.14961001

>>14960988
That was a jarring way to end a thread.
Als, are partially visible areolae blue board safe?

>> No.14961003

>>14960994
Yeah, they deleted a ton of posts first and then the whole thread. That makes no sense.

>> No.14961007

>>14961001
Also*

>> No.14961009

>>14960994
Reply chain got nuked.
I almost want to say whoever did it went ahead and just put the thread under the rug since it was nearing the end of its life regardless.

>> No.14961011

>>14961001
Better not risk it, just to be safe

>> No.14961013

Two horns or one?

There IS a right answer.

>> No.14961015

>>14960993
This artist really likes his Oni soft.

>> No.14961016

>>14961013
Depends on their size. The fewer the horns, the bigger they should be

>> No.14961018

>>14961011
I'm not OP, though I was still curious.

>> No.14961022
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14961022

Yay Lilims

>> No.14961024

>>14961018
Shit, my bad.

>> No.14961025

Soo.. MGE girlfriend interview guy got banned for some reason? That was weird.

>> No.14961026

>>14961022
THEY'RE SHIT

>> No.14961029
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>>14961013
That's entirely dependent on how they're drawn and proportioned to their owners skull

>> No.14961031

>>14961025
What why? He was talking about MG's so it's not like he was derailing.

>> No.14961030
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>>14960993
>>14960993

>> No.14961032

>>14961001
If it's just areolae, it should be okay. Tread with caution, though.

>temporarily blocked for posting off-topic content?

What? Not a single post I made last thread was off-topic.

>> No.14961034

>>14961022
They're pretty good.

>> No.14961037

>>14960993
I've read this multiple times and never noticed she's in the bottom left panel.

>> No.14961038

>>14961013
Four.

>> No.14961041
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first for cuddles

>> No.14961043

>>14961024
No problem.

>> No.14961048
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>>14961013
Two would make FOREHEAD ON FOREHEAD ACTION easier.

>> No.14961049
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>>14961041
I'd cuddle the fuck outta her!

>> No.14961051

>>14961022
Lilims are the best!

>>14961026
what ever you say alp.

>> No.14961054

>>14961041
Yeti cuddles are the best.
As are their handjobs.

>> No.14961055

>>14961025
It did kinda feel like RP when gandered through the reply chain.

>> No.14961057

>>14961022
They're mediocre

>> No.14961058

>>14961025
Wonder if that's why the thread got deleted, maybe he was the op.

>> No.14961060

>>14961049
>not cuddling the fuck into her

You're doing it wrong.

>> No.14961061
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>>14961030
Yes.

>> No.14961062

>>14961058
He wasn't.

>> No.14961070

>>14961060
Nah man, fuck another time. Cuddles are for comfort, not sex.

>> No.14961075

>>14961022
I will teach a lillim the wonders of skittles!

>> No.14961076

>>14961032
It happens to us all.
Mods are powertripping fags.

>> No.14961077
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>>14961062
Onis are pure.

>> No.14961079

>>14961048
I want to throw beans at her to lower her defenses

>> No.14961083

>>14961079
Rude.
BUREI even.

>> No.14961090

>>14961079
>Oni onee-san confesses to you after school, at evening, in the blooming cherry blossom grove
>Don't know how to respond
>Panic
>"AGGGHHH! POCKET BEANS!"
>Flee and regain your composure

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>>14960988
>>14960993
>>14961077
>Onis with no muscle
Pathetic, I bet they're weaker than human girls

>> No.14961095

>>14961077
What a cute Oni.

>> No.14961096

>>14961090
>Throw pocket beans at Oni onee-san
>Think you're safe
>Arm bursts through the mortar and brick of the wall you're reclining against
>She has a jug of sake bigger than your entire torso
'Sit and drink with me.'
>She gets so shit-faced that she ends up falling asleep on top of you, breasts smothering you nearly to death
>The guys in your class think you fucked your aneki
>But all you did was keep her warm

>> No.14961097
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Remember, no Spiders.

>> No.14961098

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r05k1yFTDdU
I want this with lazy jinkos

>> No.14961100

>>14961093
Hey, at least some of them have large breast, that's a plus!

>> No.14961101

>>14961093
>Being rude
You don't deserve monster girls.

>> No.14961107

>>14961100
They can't even protect the boys they love, shame on them.

>>14961101
I'm just saying the truth.

>> No.14961108

>>14961093
They're soft as fuck, so it checks out.

>> No.14961114

>>14961107
They don't need to, the boys they love protect themselves just fine.

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>>14961097
>Using Billy Joel for Horse Pussy

>> No.14961128

>>14961107
>They can't even protect the boys they love, shame on them.
They can probably pack a punch. For instance, Hobgoblins are soft little tittymonsters yet they're also very strong.

>> No.14961129
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>> No.14961132

>>14961129
I hope more musclegirl Youma are present in future SK games.

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>Check the last thread in the archive to see what happened
>The Khepri discussion got deleted too
Mods confirmed for /pol/ lurking racists who can't appreciate brown.

>> No.14961140

>>14961129
I want duel an Oni to death under the midnight moonlight.

>> No.14961142 [DELETED] 

>>14961139
>mods
>/pol/
>The same mods that deleted posts when people started to talk about jews
Sure. Also I'm from /pol/ and I love 2D brown girls.

>> No.14961150
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Will she still need you, will she still feed you, when you're 64?

>> No.14961151 [DELETED] 

>>14961139
You mean that .webm I posted? They deleted it because it had uncensored nips but didn't ban me but I guess it wasn't appropriate despite my reasoning.

>> No.14961153 [DELETED] 

>>14961139
>>14961142
>tfw /pol/ loves delicious brown because white women are so terrible
It's probably also why so many of us are drawn to monster girls as well.

>> No.14961155

>>14961150
I wouldn't know since I don't like snake girls or girls that try to dominate.

>> No.14961158 [DELETED] 

>>14961150
What

>>14961153
>because 3D women are so terrible
ftfy

>> No.14961162 [DELETED] 

>>14961153
But it's strange for them to like monstergirls of all things.

>> No.14961172 [DELETED] 

>>14961162
You would not believe the amount of Monster girl shit I've seen in Trump threads lately. Lots of Miia with MAGA hats, Momiji, and now Oomukades with Trump hats.

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>>14961151
Nah, the lewd daughtru talk. It was good while it lasted though.

>> No.14961177 [DELETED] 

>>14961158
Beatles reference

>> No.14961180 [DELETED] 

>>14961158
You won't stay young forever anon, you're gonna get old and grey. Possibly bald.

>> No.14961183

>>14961150
My oni waifu will always be willing to give me birthday greetings and bottles of wine.

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>>14961180
Maybe you won't.

>> No.14961186

>>14961150
Mamonomana aligns you and you're waifus age.

>> No.14961188 [DELETED] 

>>14961180
But she'll be older too. Maybe, if you say the word, she can stay with you?

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>>14961153

>> No.14961192

>>14961022
Good for corruption.

>> No.14961193 [DELETED] 

>>14961189
I'm still waiting for Beatrix as a Werewolf.

>> No.14961194 [DELETED] 

>>14961189
Cute Werewolf.

>> No.14961195 [DELETED] 

>>14961172
I've seen MAGA Gazers on occasion.

>> No.14961196 [DELETED] 

>>14961189
Conversion camps.

>> No.14961200 [DELETED] 

>>14961153
Delicious brown anime girls aren't the equivalent black girls, they're like tan Asians which are objectively pretty high tier.

>> No.14961201 [DELETED] 

>>14961189
Heil!

>> No.14961202 [DELETED] 

>>14961196
I'm all for it.

>> No.14961203 [DELETED] 

>>14961189
Clothed perpendicular paizuri.

>> No.14961213 [DELETED] 

>>14961189
>tfw you're kidnapped by the Reich and used as a breeder to produce more soldier mgs.

>> No.14961218 [DELETED] 

>>14961195
forgot about that, yeah. Not as common, though. Oomukade and Gazer confirms that someone from here is posting there.
>>14961189
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1458685604955.webm

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I'm going to marry the Jabberwock and you can't stop me!

>> No.14961225 [DELETED] 

>>14961213
It's for a good cause anon. Everyone ends up enjoying it anyway.

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>>14961189

>> No.14961234

Guys. Divine/dire crow tengus
>beings created to protect the akashic records which hold the knowledge of all the known universe
>8 feet tall with a wingspan of 4 feet
>much stronger than any mortal could possibly be
>has access to all knowledge in the universe
>she has probably been watching your generations for eons, waiting for you to finally be born
>she has probably made countless works of art and literature dedicated to you in her long wait
>she has meticulously tracked every little thing in your life
>She's very much in love with you
>SO MUCH

>> No.14961239

>>14961224
But they're big and have weird tentacles and always act like lewd older sisters!

>> No.14961240 [DELETED] 

>>14961225
Well it's not that bad, it's just that you know, sometimes you miss some affection. They just come in, use me as they want, and leave.

>> No.14961243

>>14961224
Those purple mouth thingies are gonna drool all over her dress, so much so that it may become transparent. I wonder if she's wearing any underwear?

>> No.14961246 [DELETED] 

>>14961213
>tfw the reich has deemed you pure
>tfw the reich has put you to work using your pure genes to help the riech
>tfw you enjoy every second of making pure blooded citizens of the reich

Truly, no other life is worth it.

>> No.14961250

>>14961234
Well consider me seduced by the best harpy made better.

>> No.14961254 [DELETED] 

>>14961213
I beat out the breeding draft by volunteering to marry a military officer.

>> No.14961255 [DELETED] 

>>14961227
they have cute shoes.

>> No.14961260

>>14960999
Huh, how nice, I didn't expect that.

>> No.14961266 [DELETED] 

>>14961254
You don't volunteer for that though, they have to be the ones to put their eye on you.

>> No.14961269 [DELETED] 

>>14961246
> reich deems you impure
> off the the mofu camps with you, to do hard labor brushing and washing tails until a cute Übermensch officer decides to pull you out of the labor lines for "personal service"

>> No.14961273

>>14961224
Goddamn I hate that brooch.

Can you imagine it expanding its tongue and kissing you when the "you may kiss the bride" moment comes?

>> No.14961275

>>14961234
>Crow Tengus
Bah.

>> No.14961276 [DELETED] 

>>14961246
>>14961269
What makes you pure or impure? Having a Tanuki ancestor somewhere in your bloodline?

>> No.14961277 [DELETED] 

>>14961240
Well that' why you put the moves on one of the officers so she marries you.

>>14961246
One of the best lives, but it could be improved if you were breeding stock to more diverse army.

>> No.14961282

>>14961275
I'll fight you.

>> No.14961286 [DELETED] 

>>14961266
You still have to voluntarily sign-up for the marriage program. Turns out most officers don't want to marry someone be force.

>> No.14961290

>>14961273
That moment when you find out it's not a brooch, but a voice box

>> No.14961293 [DELETED] 

>>14961277
No, it would only be improved if you were taken by an upper-class officer for personal use or sent to "raise moral" for the army.

>> No.14961294

>>14961282
Your waifu is worse then Rei!

>> No.14961299
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14961299

Thoughts on thick, undead christmas cakes, /mgt/?

>> No.14961300
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>>14961234
A race of Chozo-esque big monstergirls? I approve wholeheartedly.

>> No.14961302

>>14961290
How does it sound? Is it high-pitched? Deep and bassy? Autotune?

>> No.14961306 [DELETED] 

I'm legitimately curious here and not trying to derail but, what are some good Paladin names?

>> No.14961307

>>14961299
Perfect breeding material in top of being Undead.

>> No.14961309

>>14961294
I don't are about Rei, but I care about your shit taste.

>> No.14961311

>>14961300
Mm chorizo.

>> No.14961312

>>14961299
Delicious, and they never get stale.

>> No.14961313

>>14961299
>Thick
>Undead
Ehh.

>> No.14961315

>>14961306
Victor

>> No.14961316

>>14961306
Male or female?

>> No.14961318 [DELETED] 

>>14961316
Male

>> No.14961320

>>14961309
Your wife is low tier.

>> No.14961321 [DELETED] 

>>14961293
Good point.

>>14961306
Charles.

>> No.14961322

>>14961318
Adolf

>> No.14961323

>>14961306
Pally

>> No.14961326

>>14961299
Wiz a cute, Aqua a shit for bullying her.

>> No.14961327

>>14961299
I guess this sight has corrupted me.

>"average girls don't turn me on at all"
>Slightly chubby girls (like that) or toned, fit girls make me diamonds

>> No.14961328

>>14961299
Christmas cakes are always good, and should always bee thick.

>> No.14961329

>>14961315
I meant aside from the obvious.

>> No.14961330

>>14961306
Leeroy.

>> No.14961332

>>14961318
Leyland.

>> No.14961335

>>14961299
They're great.

>> No.14961336

>>14961332
>>14961330
>>14961323
>>14961322
>>14961321
>>14961316
>>14961315
Thank you all, I'm going to delete my post as to not take up space, then this one after sometime.

>> No.14961337

>>14961306
Just look for historic warriors, names like Sigurd or Roland seem nice.

>> No.14961338

>>14961306
Mohamed

>> No.14961339
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>>14961239
Perfect! I love big weird lewd older sisters!

>>14961243
There's only one way to find out that answer!

>>14961273
Please don't, the brooch is a nice brooch. It doesn't mean harm, don't hate it.

>> No.14961340

>>14961318
Adrian
Victor
Alexander
Michael
Siegfried
Arthur

Is there a monstergirl world equivalent of Benkei though?

>> No.14961344

>>14961329
Obvious because?

>> No.14961346

>>14961320
There is no good reason for disliking Crow Tengus.

>> No.14961350

What the fuck is going on.

>> No.14961351
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14961351

Have a Re Lich.

>> No.14961352

>>14961306
Church

>> No.14961353

>>14961346
They don't have arms. That's one.

>> No.14961354

>>14961350
What do you mean?

>> No.14961355

>>14961350
I don't know but I don't like it.

>> No.14961358

>>14961293
>>14961286
>>14961246
We shall build a new Rome

>> No.14961359

>>14961350
Various discussion topics.

>> No.14961360

>>14961353
But they have big beautiful wings to hug you with.

>> No.14961362

>>14961350
Not much. Sun is setting, pretty windy.
A terrible omen to be honest.

>> No.14961363

>>14961358
Who are you quoting Anon, did i miss something?

>> No.14961368

>>14961350
A portal to MGC is opening!

>> No.14961370

>>14961363
Somebody posted that one janitor bait image.

>> No.14961371

>>14961350
Well, the sun's going down, they're predicting snow tomorrow
Take it as you will

>> No.14961372

>>14961354
All this deleting frenzy, I mean right now because tangential /pol/ things but...I'm scared.

>> No.14961374

I'm scared.

>> No.14961378

>>14961372
Considered keeping /pol/ in /pol/ then?

>> No.14961379

>>14961351
I want to be a Lich's test subject.

>> No.14961380

>>14961372
I just deleted stuff to make room, I can't speak for the janitors though.

>> No.14961382

>>14961339
They'll call you gushy names, and take showers with you, and fore you into cuddles!

>> No.14961383

>>14961374
Daijoubu, Anon. Everything will be fine
It'll be over soon

>> No.14961384

>>14961374
Don't be that only turns them on more!

>> No.14961389

>>14961374
Shhhh, it's ok anon. Just think happy times with your waifu and it will all be over soon..

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>>14961374
Do you need an adult?

>> No.14961392

I want to fuck the heavens!

>> No.14961393

>>14961372
Diejoubu is die for a reason.

>> No.14961395

>>14961360
I don't like wings.

>> No.14961400

>>14961395
Regardless of what people say boneless breast and thighs cook just as well.

>> No.14961401

>>14961391
I remember stranger danger lady!

>> No.14961403

>>14961391
We all need adult right now. Send help.

>> No.14961405

>>14961395
Not even if they're nice and soft?

>> No.14961407

>>14961374
I hope you have a strong girl to protect you.

>> No.14961411

>>14961403
No anon! She will summon Onee-sabbath!

>> No.14961413

I'm lonely

>> No.14961414

>>14961405
Nope.

>> No.14961418

>>14961413
Oh hey I'm lonely too, what a coincidence!

>> No.14961419

>>14961391
Apophis' would look great dressed as Holstaurs.
Really though, any big tiddied girls would.

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>>14961403
Fine

>> No.14961427

>>14961413
>>14961418
Fuck off Lillims.

>> No.14961430

>>14961411
We're too deep in now anon. there is no turning back.

>>14961425
I SLIGHTLY REGRET MY DECISION!

>> No.14961433

>>14961351
This reminds me that I was thinking about Lich last night when trying to sleep.

It's often overlooked or not talked about that damaging their phylactery will cause them to be completely overwhelmed during sex right? What if you decided to lightly damage it and roughly fuck her over her research desk? Could probably get some rare facial expressions from her.

>> No.14961436

>>14961427
I'd wish to fuck a lilim, that's like suddenly finding proof that I'm worthy for something, and a lot being lilims and all.

I'm still partial to snakes, I owe them.

>> No.14961444

>>14961370
>Implying it's janitor bait

>> No.14961446

>>14961436
>You will never have a Lillim to fuck your unborn soul
Does that count as you being a shota? since you are still not legal age.

>> No.14961447

>>14961433
>roughly fuck her over her research desk
Reminds me of that Lich scene from Greyguard, oh baby.

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Adult here, something wrong?

>> No.14961455

>>14961446
I don't think legal age means anything to monstergirls, whatever she is the underage or you are.

>> No.14961458

>OP is file deleted
When was the last time?

>> No.14961461

>>14961411
Wait, an entire sabbath of older, busty onee-samas? HOW IS THIS BAD?

>> No.14961465

>>14961458
People need to learn to not draw attention to the threads lest all the casual nip slips get deleted.

>> No.14961471

>>14961451
Everything. /pol/, mods, /a/.
Please just let me forget this ever happend

>> No.14961473

>>14961446
I don't know how you ended thinking that but I guess it is an interesting thought.

>> No.14961475

>>14961458
>When was the last time?
I believe the last time that happened was when we had an OP image with Ammy, Ra, and Hathor in it.

>> No.14961477

>>14961458
A lot of shit's been getting deleted as of late

>> No.14961480

>>14961425
That grin

>>14961451
What the fuck is she holding?

>> No.14961484

>>14961451
It makes me sad only RS does acceptable Manticores

>> No.14961485

>>14961461
They'll cuddle us and do lewd things to our ears!

>> No.14961487
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>>14961461
Won't anyone think of the children!?

>> No.14961490
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>>14961451
>not posting the version that kickstarted the 2P color Manticore into existence

>> No.14961493

>>14961446
>A Lilim will never tie your unborn soul to the unborn soul of her daughter
>You'll never be hired as her daughter's butler once you're both in first grade.
>She'll never be a bratty princess who only you can calm down because of the link between your souls.
>She'll never be kind and loving when you're around.
God that would be cute.

>> No.14961495

>>14961487
Kloahland is a scary place for a young boy.

>> No.14961499

I want to hire a Mexican Kiki, a Russian Jinko and a Brazilian Shoggoth and wield the ultimate power of inmigration!

>> No.14961504

>Drop my pants to fap
>Get distracted and forget about it for a few minutes
>Ladybug lands on the end of my dick
I think it wants my spirit energy, if only it was a monster girl.

MGE Ladybug when?

>> No.14961508

>>14961495
Sounds fun, time to google.

>> No.14961509

>>14961495
Kloahland is best land

>> No.14961510

>>14961425
I want to bop that moth and tell her to go away,

>> No.14961513

>>14961504
The hell were you-
No- Why is there a ladybug wherever the heck you are?

>> No.14961514

>>14961499
>Brazilian Shoggoth
Big eldritch Slime bunda?

>> No.14961516

>>14961504
Did you cum on it?

>> No.14961517

>>14961504
Thanks for sharing.

>> No.14961519

>>14961504
I think you have AIDS now anon, might as well end yourself.

>> No.14961520

>>14961499
You tryin to pull some sorta fancy triple layer subhuman BR joke?

>> No.14961521

>>14961493
But what if you dont like lilims?

>> No.14961523

>>14961451
>>14961490
I hate Manticores!

>> No.14961527

>>14961495
>>14961509
Kloahland is a shit place full of shit art and fetishes.

>> No.14961528
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14961528

>>14961451
No thanks, already have an adult.

>> No.14961530

>>14961523
They love you all the more for it.

>> No.14961535

>>14961527
It sounds like you need a Kloah onee-san in your life, anon.

>> No.14961539

Daily reminder to always dick the undickable.

>> No.14961544
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>>14961513
There's always been a ton of them around here for some reason, I think there's a nest near by.
>>14961516
Too /d/ for me.
>>14961519
Bob's writing gave us all aids long ago.

>> No.14961545

>>14961527
Big milky titties and ass are always fine.

>> No.14961550
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14961550

>Fire Emblem IF fan translation canned because the translators are massive faggots and refuse to release the work they've done
Why are 99% of translators, both fan and paid, massive faggots? That ruined my day.

What Monster Girl can I cuddle to make things better?

>> No.14961551

>>14961527
Did large breasts kill your dog or something?

>> No.14961552

>>14961487
Slit-Mouth Woman is cute. How could people think she was mean or scary?

>> No.14961553

>>14961535
No thanks, I would rather have an older sister that was around my age and didn't look like shit.

>>14961545
Of course, but Kloah's art is fucking trash. Guy has worse proportion problems than Crabman.

>> No.14961557

>>14961544
They usually show up during spring into summer and overstay their welcome in the Fall
At least, that's how it is over here.

>> No.14961560

>>14961550
The fan translation was already google translate-tier.

>> No.14961561

>>14961560
Better than "SLAPPYFACE"

>> No.14961562

>>14961551
Anon, those aren't large breasts. Kloah draws silicone filled tits at all times. Guy couldn't draw a good body to save his life.

>> No.14961568

>>14961521
Anon, if your soul is tied to a Lilim from the day you're born, you're going to like Lilims.

>> No.14961569

>>14961530
I don't love them anon. Manticores are not nice girls at all.

>> No.14961575

>>14961568
Not him anon, but you severely doubt my ability to sever ties with things.

>> No.14961579
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14961579

>>14961550
Cuddle a Weresheep and forget all about your worries.

>> No.14961590

The thing I don't like about Manticores is Tail-Pussy.

The concept of an organ meant purely to be a onnahole for dudes to fuck, with no other function pisses me off. It makes no sense biologically or otherwise. It should've just been a stinger with weaker venom compared to the Girtablilu.

I also don't like the idea of my hypothetical Manticore daughteru having a tail just waiting for some punk to defile.

>> No.14961592

I need ideas since these weeaboo novels are corruding my brains

>> No.14961593

>>14961575
A soul tether isn't something that's easily broken anon. It requires the souls to be linked in the most literal meaning of the term.
Long story short, you'd have a bit of her soul and she'd have a bit of yours.
On the upside, that means that you'd be able to understand each other perfectly. Even share thoughts if you wanted.

>> No.14961600

>>14961592
Ideas for what?

>> No.14961602

>>14961593
>Even share thoughts
"oh, so you like traps?"

>> No.14961604

>>14961592
Muscular monstergirls doing cute things.

>> No.14961605

>>14961590
Well just make sure you're the first person to use it, shape the inside of her tail to your cock so she always need you.
And stingers are a bonerkill desu

>> No.14961606

>>14961593
I'm still not going to be her stupid butler.

>> No.14961609

>>14961590
So defile it first.

>> No.14961610

>>14961593
That uh, that sounds creepy. Like almost yandere levels of creepy. Can i hit the nope button yet?

>> No.14961612

>>14961590
Then you know what needs to be done. Defile it first before some punk can

>> No.14961617

>>14961593
Dammit stop making me want more things

>> No.14961618

>>14961606
It's less a servant role, more you just live at their house and share a room with her.
It's not like she's going to make you dress her.

>>14961610
You can't control each other through it, and any communication has to be voluntary. No mind reading.
It's just kind of like always having someone nearby.
I'd bet lots of Wyvern/Dragoon teams have their souls linked.

>> No.14961619

>>14961592
Sexually repressed human girl dies a virgin. She becomes a ghost and uses her powers to do all the lewd things she wanted to do.

>> No.14961622

>>14961600
Writing I guess cuz I'm all out

>> No.14961624

>>14961610
Anon, all monstergirls are yandere to a degree.
It's why they don't cheat even if they're built for getting gang-banged like the charybdis.

>> No.14961625
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>>14961604
like cooking and cleaning?

>> No.14961626

>>14961618
Not doing it, I'm living on my own and I'm not being her god damn butler.

>> No.14961636

>>14961625
Like being herself.

>> No.14961641

>>14961622
Then write about jinkos. You could even make them mini if you're not into tall buff girls. Maybe something involving a booksmart jinko in a library that anon is forced to work at to keep his MGC benefits, and helps fix his poor eating habits by cooking for him.

>> No.14961644
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>>14961612
>>14961609
>>14961605
DAUGHTERU-FUCKERS GET OUT.

>> No.14961645

>>14961610
>Like almost yandere levels of creepy
You say this like it is a bad thing

>> No.14961647

>>14961625
That's a cute Jinko maid. I would love to have a muscular maid team with a Minotaur, Jinko, Oni and Ogre.

>> No.14961650

>>14961644
They gotta finish before they pull out.

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>>14961625
Sure, and cute outfits would come into play as well.

>> No.14961657

>>14961647
>they lift the furniture with one hand and clean with the other

Where can I get one?

>> No.14961658

>>14961645
Some aren't man enough for the yan.

>> No.14961661

>>14961657
The same place you get all the other maids from.

>> No.14961688

I like my MGs with bush.

That is all.

>> No.14961689

What happens if i get caught taking pictures of glistening monster girl abs in the gym?

>> No.14961695

>>14961689
You're going to get called a creep and taken away by cops.

>> No.14961696

>>14961653
>That face makes me want to carry her to bed
>But that body makes me want her to carry me

I'm so confused...

>> No.14961697
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14961697

>>14961657
This >>14961661

>> No.14961705

>>14961653
hnnnng
>I will never be carried by a frilly dressed Jinko maid
>I will never take a deep breath and lift with my legs to carry her

>> No.14961706

>>14961658
No man is man enough for the yan. For the yan, you have to be both man and yan, or the yan will out-yan the man and the man and the yan will be TOGETHER FOREVER

>> No.14961707

>>14961661
>>14961697
The maid market? But I've heard they sell illegal maids there.

>> No.14961708

>>14961697
I don't understand why this jinko is mad/sad looking

>> No.14961709
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14961709

>>14961653
>>14961696

>> No.14961714

>>14961707
No anon, the legal one.

>> No.14961716

>>14961706
All it takes is honesty and fidelity.
Fuck, if Makoto can end up with two at once without dying you have no excuse.

>> No.14961719

>>14961709
>>14961697
I want to spread the thick, muscular thighs of a girl I love and just go to town.

>> No.14961720

>>14961708
She looks like a stern kuudere more than anything. That, and Snib referred to her as a russian jinko maid when he drew her.

>> No.14961729

>>14961709
Cute!

>> No.14961730

>>14961706
I prefer overpowering the yan using her own tatics. Now thats the good stuff.

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>>14961709
I'd imagine magical girls would be the anathema to monstergirls.

>> No.14961733

>>14961720
Russian automatically means unhappy? I know life is hard over there, but damn.

>>14961709
hnnng

>> No.14961737

>>14961733
Kuuderes =/= Unhappy

>> No.14961739

>>14961579
>Weresheep at the grocery store asks you to protect her from the wolfgirl she claims harasses her every night
>You'll be well paid for your efforts so you figure why the hell not
>Follow her to her place and wait until dark planning to give the wolfgirl a stern talking to
>Night falls and the fluffy weresheep heads upstairs to turn in for the night, content that you will protect her
>Around midnight you've grown anxious thinking that the wolfgirl may not even come
>You had put good planning into that stern talk too, it would be a shame to not even use it
>Dozing off on the couch you sleep without disturbance for several hours
>You awaken at about three in the morn to the comfort of a small fuzzy blanket
>Not a blanket: a sweater
>It looks curiously like the wool the weresheep was wearing earlier, maybe she left it on you?
>A soft ufufu breaks the silence from behind you
>The outline of who you can only assume to be the weresheep leans onto the back of the couch
>The lights come on and you rub your eyes to remove what you assume to be a haze from your dreams
>Your sight does not fool you, the face of that cute weresheep belongs to rather small wolf girl
>'Weresheep what sharp teeth you have'
Kinda necessary when your diet consists of meat
>'Weresheep what big meaty paws you have'
All the better to attract mates with
>Weresheep what happened to your sheep's wool and where did all the black fur come from?
You're a pretty dense fucker ain't cha, well you'll have to do
>pondering upon the evidence brought to light before you, you decide that weresheep must have slain the wolfgirl in combat and is now wearing the skin of her fallen adversary
>Before you can congratulate her on her victory, she strips you of your pants and pushes you back onto the couch
>She begins to huff and puff, it isn't long until you blow a load on her face
>It strikes you this may have been the wolfgirl the weresheep warned you of
>You give her a stern talking to about not harassing others and the importance of the golden rule
>She seems content to hear you out while rubbing her face on your dick
I was a wolf all along you foolish human!
>She puts back on the wool sweater and some fake horns from the nearby table
>Shock spreads across your face as it seems you've fallen prey to a wolf in sheep's clothing

Keep in mind I'm not a writefag and my worst discipline throughout high school and uni was writing, pls no bully

>> No.14961744

>>14961739
That wolf is getting spanked, nobody makes a fool out of me.

>> No.14961745
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14961745

>>14961553
You definitely need one.

>> No.14961746

>>14961737
I missed that, I guess.

>> No.14961747

>>14961745
No anon, Kloah's girls are trash.

>> No.14961755

>>14961747
For you

>> No.14961758

>>14961745
>tfw Kloah probably won't use that girl for anything else beyond this picture

>> No.14961764

>>14961755
Which is exactly why I don't want any of them in my life.

>> No.14961775
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>>14961758
He has so many girls it's impossible he makes more for every one of them.


Also pic related describes what happens when a woman starts to get corrupted before any physical traits appear.

>> No.14961790

>>14961775
The other image that a search turns up kinda reveals her intent. Being an angel was never an option.

>> No.14961804

>>14961732
>series where the monstergirl of the week tries to rape a bunch of human boys around town, only to have human magical girls come in to save the day

I'd watch it.

>> No.14961814

>>14961804
>I just want a husband, sailor boobs
>no, human men are for human women!

>> No.14961847

>>14961814
>magical girls not wanting people to love each other freely
pft racists

>> No.14961848
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14961848

>All these deleted files and posts
>One of mine included for unknown reasons

So...what I miss.

>> No.14961850

>MFW Dire Wolfu dreams
>MFW pseudo-momdom Dire Wolfu

>> No.14961857

>>14961847
>muh racism
I think it would be species-ism

>> No.14961858

What monster girl would desire to /ss/ the most?

>> No.14961859
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>>14961847
Monsters aren't people, silly.
They merely want to take what rightfully belongs to women.

>> No.14961867
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>>14961858

>> No.14961868

>>14961858
None, a shota is a worse husband than a fully grown man.
Even the loli monsters want big brothers, not little brothers.
At most, they make do.

>> No.14961870

>>14961858
It would be easier to post the ones that wouldn't, like Alice and Baphomet.

>> No.14961875

>>14961848
>bringing up old shit
Could you not?

>> No.14961879

>>14961868
That's wrong though, a monster girl can raise a shota into her ideal man.

Not only that, but a shota will live longer.

>> No.14961884

>>14961879
Turning them into a man means the shota himself isn't.
Besides, that process would take years.

>> No.14961886
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14961886

>>14961868
>None

>> No.14961888

>>14961884
>years
or MAGIC

>> No.14961892
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>>14961884
>Besides, that process would take years.

That's the point, anything good takes time. It's not like they don't have something to do to pass it.

>> No.14961894

>>14961868
>>14961884
Biased anon is biased.

>> No.14961896

>>14961888
Where are the magic aging drugs?
I know of the magic to turn men into mindless rape clones, tentacle monsters, and even women into lolis but not the shota to man potion.
That also does nothing for mental maturity.

>> No.14961901

>>14961894
Well yeah, all the /ss/ in monstergirl porn got boring after mgq part 1.

>> No.14961906

>>14961857
>muh pedantry

you know what I mean crusader fag

my love for Echidnas is a greater love and happiness than you will ever know

>> No.14961915

>>14961901
Speaking of which apparently paradox is already a disappointment?

>> No.14961924

>>14961901
God damn /ss/ is such a fucking cancer. Can't find a single god damn good older woman or monster girl doujin without it featuring a fucking shota. But when it doesn't feature a fucking shota it's either some ntr garbage or something just as disgusting.

>> No.14961929

>>14961915
I like the actual gameplay and teambuilding so it makes up for that.
Now if only they'd translate the thing so I can figure out how best to converse with demons and recruit them to my side and not just have Luka decide to let himself get raped.
Now if only it had fusion.

>> No.14961930

>>14961924
What are you talking about there are plenty of older women on bachelor porn on exhentai. A whole lot less than shota porn but still plenty.

>> No.14961935

>>14961924
You haven't look that much then.

>> No.14961939

>>14961924
>Can't find a single god damn good older woman or monster girl doujin without it featuring a fucking shota.
But there are already a myriad of adult male on adult monstergirl hmanga out there.

>> No.14961943
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14961943

>>14961060
>not sticking it in her fluff tunnel while hugging her tum-tum

>> No.14961944

MGE Monster Girls are sluts. They don't love you, they just love the idea of having a husband because the demonic energy in their pea sized brains tell them to.

>> No.14961946

>>14961924
>>14961868
Same upset anons every thread when shota is mentioned. I enjoy your misery.

>> No.14961949

>>14961944
You just figured this out now?

>> No.14961950
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14961950

nerds

>> No.14961958

>>14961946
While I agree with you this always happens, I don't like what are you doing trying to make them sperg even more.

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>>14961950

>> No.14961966

>>14961950
When did Laska start becoming a smug memecat?

>> No.14961971

>>14961966
Ever since Aftyn, less and Ovaries decided to make her into a dad-con smug faggotcat

>> No.14961972

>>14961950
Hey, you did a Laska and Eralia comic of the two of them together long ago, where is it?

>> No.14961973

So in MGE, when the monsters became female, did the male monsters transform into monster girls, or did they just die out?

>> No.14961975

>>14961973
Read motherfucker, read. Everyone turned into a gril and learned the pleasure of being cummed inside.

>> No.14961979

>>14961973
All monstergirls are alp variants, there were never any 'monster girls'.

>> No.14961981

>>14961971
Her biological father is a monsterboy.

>> No.14961983

>>14961975
>>14961979
>this whole time everyone has been having sex with men
that's kinda funny actually.

>> No.14961987

>>14961979
>>14961983
Alpfags are cancer.

>> No.14961989

>>14961950
Says the one reading.

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>>14961973
They all turned into women, with the exception of un-corrupted Elves and Dwarves (It's implied males may exist still). Elves from what we know of MGE without being the Succubized versions really don't care for relations with humans and Half-Elves are treated as pariahs in their own communities.

Keep in mind it's been so long in that world since the Demon Lord came into power that you're better off just asking the question "Do the monsters even care if they were sexually dimorphic at one point instead of being a successful Jurassic Park in a fantasy setting?". The answer is No, and neither should you.

>> No.14961993

Let's talk about Kakuens and their lewd butts.

>> No.14961994

>>14961983
Anon are you trying to trigger the other anons who are insecure about their sexuality?

>> No.14961996

>>14961981
I don't care. I'm referring to Curtis/Jeff Goldblum/AnonDad/Maggot Food.

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>>14961972
there is no comic, really

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14962003

>>14961983
I guess I'm a raging faggot then.

>> No.14962007

>>14961992
>Based Male Dwarves will go extinct because of monster assholes
Fuck

>> No.14962013

>>14961979
>>14961983
We've been over this. The first generation of monsters had both male monsters changed into females and female monsters that were relatively unchanged. All their offspring are fully female.

>> No.14962014

>>14962003
Yes you are.

>> No.14962017

>>14961983
Well the first generation monsters I guess, and just because they aren't women doesn't make them men. Monsters don't necessarily have 2 sexes like us.

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14962019

>>14962007
It's okay they'll just subside on getting drunk for the rest of their days.

>> No.14962020

>>14962007
>they willingly fucked monsterized dwarf women and willingly corrupted their own to the point their race nearly went extinct
Yeah no, that's on them.
Though it does show the dangers of "co-existence".

>> No.14962023

>>14962013
>>14962017
>implying shitposters will ever acknowledge the first generation thing

>> No.14962027

>>14961943
This guy gets it.

Cuddle before, during, after, and at all times unrelated.

>> No.14962029

Now I have another question. KC says the monster girls will immediately revert back to their bloodthirsty murderous counterparts if the Demon Lord dies. So what about monsterized humans? Would a cute little girl who became a Minotaurus girl transform into a giant testosterone oozing Minotaur with a big cock if all the monster girls transformed back into normal monsters?

>> No.14962032

>>14962002
You should draw the Anubis Mom more often. Especially after her description in the latest chapter.

>> No.14962034

>>14962029

i imagine so

>> No.14962036

>>14962023
They're just 'avin a giggle. All the shitposting in the world won't make alps any more than knock-off succubutts.

>> No.14962037

>>14961950
at least my face isn't all fucked up

>> No.14962040

If the KC world is low on men then why do people alp instead of fixing their gay?

>> No.14962042

>>14962020
How were they suppose to know it was the demonic energy's fault? I mean I guess there would be signs considering all the newborns are female, but still.

>> No.14962044

>>14962032
Latest chapter of what?

>> No.14962046

>>14962029
I guess so? Doesn't really matter considering that KC does have any intentions or had ever advanced the setting beyond being an index for monster girl species to oogle at and bone.

>> No.14962047

>>14962040
Truth is, KCs world isn't low on men.

>> No.14962051

>>14962040
Pray the gay away, by sucking cock

now u gril

>> No.14962052

>>14962029
Interesting, never really followed any of the demon lord stuff. If she was a cute girl (>humans >cute), before she should be a cute girl afterwards I would think.

>> No.14962055

>>14962040
Because literally every single person in the entirety of the MGE Universe is a retard who can only think with his dick/her vagina.

>> No.14962060

>>14962044
The remake of Bob's abused faggotcat story and side escapades featuring Jeff Golblum's jackal.

Looking forward to the musical adaption of it.

>> No.14962062

>>14962029
That wouldn't be something nice to see.

>> No.14962063

>>14962040
His world is flawed in terms of human male population, don't think about it too hard.

>> No.14962066

>>14962052
>>humans
>>cute
Monsters are just humans with some twist to them like bat wings or cat ears. Big woop.

>> No.14962072

>>14962060
Is that the Laska and Me in Bobanon's pastebin?

>> No.14962076

>>14962066
>they're not real monsters

>> No.14962077

>>14962040
It just works.

>> No.14962078

>>14962072
his pastebin is out of date, use tft or his pbworks

>> No.14962081

>>14962060
Are you uh talking uh about uh Lask-Uh and uh Me?

>> No.14962083

>>14962072
No, it's on the other site.

>> No.14962084

>>14962032
what description?

>> No.14962087

>>14962066
Nah, I talked about this in the last thread. Humans are ugly because of their nature and personalities. Humans + Cosmetics does not a monstergirl make; there is a fundamental change in how they behave, the priorities they have, and the way they interact with others.
The beauty isn't on the outside senpai

>> No.14962089

Why doesn't the Chief God just give all of the Order's most elite soldiers divine powers like she does with the heroes and also have them get sterilized? Why is she so finicky over who gets her blessings?

>> No.14962093

>>14962084
She fucked her dad repeatedly before getting kicked out.

>> No.14962096

>>14962087
So would you agree that monsterized humans are shit tier?

>> No.14962097

>>14962084
>Taking a few steps, undoing the strap as she went, Eralia tugged her helmet off and shook out her hair like a fashion model. If fashion models were sweaty and gross and had hair that looked like a ball of tangles and knots. And staggered as they went.
>“You seem a little tired,” I said, handing Eralia a bottle of water.
>She tossed her gloves near the table and downed half the bottle in an instant – drank half and poured the rest on her face. “I’m getting too old for this shit,” she said with overwhelming feminine grace, presenting her leather sleeve to me. Just like Laska I helped her out of the suit, and then she collapsed into a chair. Legs spread wide with a fan pointing at her, uncaring of who saw. “Everything hurts, make it stop,” she whined to no one in particular, hanging her head off the back of the chair.

Hot sweaty tired Anubis a best. And sitting with her legs spread would just be an invitation for lewd sweaty tired sex.

>> No.14962101

>>14962089
Because she's a dumb cunt. I also fail to understand why she doesn't bless humanity with the ability to build space colonies or some shit.

>> No.14962104

>>14962101
We Space Marines now?

>> No.14962106

>>14962097
>that looked like a ball of tangles and knots
>knots
Bob really likes that word doesn't he? Fucker teeters very close to furry shit I must say.

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>>14962104
No.

>> No.14962122

>>14962096
Hmm? Gonna have to explain your logic on that jump. How did you arrive at such an assertion from my post?

>> No.14962124

>>14961302
betcha its voiced by Gilbert Gotfried

>> No.14962126

>>14962106
Maybe he is a boyscout?

>> No.14962128

>>14962122
Because they are LITERALLY humans with ears/tail slapped on. Nothing exotic or unique about them except increased libido and the aforementioned tails/ears.

>> No.14962130

>>14962089
>Soldier gets divine powers
>Soldier gets seduced and turned to the other side because entire Order army is incompetent and cannot stand up to the powers of seduction.
>Yet another enemy for the Order to fight with a significant advantage
Yes, this already happens with heroes, but her selection process prevents this from happening way more often.

>> No.14962133

>>14962106
anon, you're seeing lewd where there is none

>> No.14962135

>>14962133
With Monster Girls everything is lewd

>> No.14962137

>>14962118
Her helmet looks like Darkwing Duck.

>> No.14962138

>>14962130
You ignored an extremely major detail I brought up which is sterilization.

>> No.14962139

>>14962106
To be honest if there was a temporary potion to give a human a knot without any of the weird shit associated with it like having a fucking sheathe or turning into a furry I'd be game for that. Kinky breeding sex is best sex.

>> No.14962140

>>14962128
I wouldn't say that, as far as I know monsterizing changes the nature of what was once a human into a monster's mindset. Humans that don't change internally but acquire the physical changes of a monster are partial transformations in my opinion. If they are still humans on the inside, yes, they are 'shit'.

>> No.14962145

>>14962139
That's already furry, fuck off.

>> No.14962146

>>14962140
I don't like monsterized humans, because like I said before they aren't exotic. That's honestly the whole appeal of monster girls to me.

>> No.14962149
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14962149

big meaty paws + pizza
best combination

>> No.14962152

>>14962140
No monsterized human is "human" in any way shape or form anymore.
The closest you get are alps that still think like men but even so they have all of a succubus' drives and instincts supplanting their past human ones.

>> No.14962160

>>14962149
How often does Laska fuck around due to her long distance relationship? I'd imagine a lot.

>> No.14962162
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>>14961973
Transformed. And not you don't fuck any males, that shit happened centuries ago and they all have husbandos by now, at most you're fucking one of their daughters.

>>14962029
They don't turn into males again, they just turn into monsters in mind; ie start killing/eating men again.

>>14962040
Because MGE isn't low on men, there are more humans than monsters.

>>14962089
Heroes use magic, and magic in KC's world in inherited. Sterilization = No more future heroes.

>> No.14962163

>>14962145
You may need some reading comprehension friend. I'm sure if the Sabbath/Liches can do kinky shit like a way to give yourself two dicks at once, they can do that without going too /d/egenerate.

>> No.14962166

Someones gotta clean that you know

>> No.14962169

>>14962162
>in inherited
is*

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>>14962138
>sterilized people can't fight

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>>14962162
Anon, you aren't supposed to be logical!

>> No.14962176

>>14962166
Meant for >>14962149

>> No.14962179

>>14962175
Shouldn't you be in the forge?

>> No.14962185

>>14962163
He's still right, technically we could also have futanari monstergirls, and not because of that we speak of it here. Fuck off.

>> No.14962190

MGE was actually a meta commentary on how women are the cause of all the World's problems. Discuss.

>> No.14962192

>>14962175
But someone has to say the truth, or newfags will think headcanons are the actual canon.

>> No.14962193

>>14962162
>and magic in KC's world in inherited.
Fuck off.

>> No.14962198

>>14962185
Why so salty?

>> No.14962200

>>14962162
I'd be surprised if any of the original monsters were even still alive at this point.

>> No.14962203

>>14962190
How pretentious.

>> No.14962204

>>14962190
You know, that makes sense.

>> No.14962206

>>14962190
The three big ones are females, so if anything they're the cause of all the world's problems in the same way men are the cause of them in the real world.

>>14962193
What's the problem?

>> No.14962208

>>14962198
Futa belongs on /d/, and makes up most of the board there. If you want to start a thread on futa MGs you could go there and they will welcome you with open arms.

>> No.14962211

>>14962206
You're that same faggot that ruins any and all fun in these threads, leave.

>> No.14962218

>>14962208
I said literally nothing about futanari monstergirls.

>> No.14962220

>>14962211
No I'm not, though I know who you mean. Feel free to believe what you want and get mad for no reason just for the sake of it for all what I care.

>> No.14962226

>>14962190
>>14962203
>>14962204
>>14962206
Chief God (who is female) made monsters whom once slaughtered humans, Demon Lord (who is female) turned monsters into girls, now the monsters whom are going around raping innocent men and corrupting women are turning the World into a hedonistic shithole with no future. Based KC calling out women as the niggers of gender.

>> No.14962228

>>14962226
cool

>> No.14962230

>>14962218
I wasn't that guy, I just thought you were provoking a response based upon the previous poster's psuedo-acceptance of futa.

>> No.14962235

>>14962226
Oh fuck, now I can finally see.

>> No.14962237

>>14962226
Yeah, because it's much better having the same cycle of monsters and humans killing each other again than monstergirls marrying humans. You trying to start shit m8?

>> No.14962245

>>14962237
Both the Chief God AND the Demon Lord are wrong. That's the point.

>> No.14962250

>>14962245
But the Demon Lord isn't.

>> No.14962256

>>14962250
>Has an army of literal semen demons who go around raping and corrupting everything in site
>Has made male elves and dwarves nearly go extinct and is too busy fucking her husband to do anything about it
>Humans may die out because of her
The Demon Lord is completely wrong.

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14962257

what sort of unsavory things is your wife looking at anons when she thinks you're not looking, anons?

>> No.14962258

>>14962089
>divine powers
Some heroes are those elite soldiers, and she's busy recovering after losing a fight with the Demon Lord.
>sterilized
Mamono mana fixes everything.

>> No.14962259

>>14962250
Not him but she kinda is.

>I can't stand this constant fighting.
>Lets just wipe out BOTH monsters and humans and just make a new race out of them to replace everyone.

No choice and no quarter given.

>> No.14962261

>>14962257
why proof reading is important

>> No.14962263

>>14962257
Weapons maintenance manuals, improvised explosives manuals, stuff like that. Girly stuff.

>> No.14962264

>>14962256
>Has made male elves and dwarves nearly go extinct and is too busy fucking her husband to do anything about it
This is bad how? I don't give a fuck about any male that isn't human.

>> No.14962265

That Incubi shit is absolute fucking cancer. What the fuck was that moron KC thinking.

>> No.14962266

>>14962258
>Mamono mana fixes everything.
But can it figure out why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

>> No.14962268

>>14962256
>Has made male elves and dwarves nearly go extinct and is too busy fucking her husband to do anything about it
Who gives a fuck?

>> No.14962269

>>14962256
Males dwarves are extinct for all intents and purposes. There's like five old geezers left.

Elves on the other hand are actually holding on really well in their tree forts, and have been staving off corruption for over a thousand years while maintaining their civilization. They're the last vestige of the old world monster-wise.

>> No.14962275

>>14962264
>>14962268
>being this selfish
And this is why no one takes DL fags seriously.

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14962276

>>14962257

>> No.14962278

>>14962275
To be fair, she already did it to every other monster when she became demon lord. Elves and dwarves are just a drop in the bucket comparatively.

>> No.14962279

>>14962256
That's the thing: she knows this.

It's just that this is currently the best solution she can manage; she doesn't have enough power to completely eliminate the violence inherent in monsters which is hinted at being put there by the gods as a means of controlling human population but at the same time she just had enough to alter its focus.

That humanity is being endangered is something she's aware of, and she's attempting to get enough power to flatten the gods and override the system itself - which is likely to fail anyway, because of all the various rogue factors involved.

Basically, she's an idealist who got just enough power to change things, but not enough to change them right.

>> No.14962281

>>14962275
>Defending non human males
For what reason?

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>>14962275
>HFYfags are also literal faggots
Who woulda thought?

>> No.14962289

>>14962278
But Elves and Dwarves were innocent.
>>14962281
>hating Dwarf Bros

>> No.14962290

>>14962276
Just read this. It was ok, but not my taste.

>> No.14962294

>>14962256
She did nothing to the elves and dwarves, that was those races doing themselves in and it's not like elf men don't have harems to try and keep up the population.

>> No.14962296

>>14962288
Oh fuck off you faggot. He's just the monsterboy faggot from days of old you retard.

>> No.14962297

>>14962289
>dwarves
>bros
You mean jews.

>> No.14962298

>>14962294
How am I the HFY fag?

>> No.14962299

>>14962289
>muh dwarf bros
Again, I don't give a fuck. I may be a traitorfag but I'm also all for humans being the only males.

>> No.14962302

>>14962296
>He's just the monsterboy faggot from days of old you retard
I figured that based on this statement >>14962289 special ed.

>> No.14962304

>>14962298
meant to reply to >>14962288

>> No.14962307

what's wrong with there being 'monsters' of both genders?

>> No.14962309

>>14962296
>>14962302
Who? No seriously I have no idea what you guys are talking about.

>> No.14962310

>>14962302
That doesn't excuse you're a fucking idiot who couldn't tell from the start.

>> No.14962312

>>14962307
Here's a (You)

>> No.14962315

>>14962307
This is /mgg/?

>> No.14962319

>>14962289
>But Elves and Dwarves were innocent.
No more than any other monster that didn't get a choice.

>Skeletal Lich Bro becomes Lich Bitch in a gigantic wave of mamano mana
>See her tossing her entire research library on dragon fire out the window to make room for her dick studies

That happened to them all, every last one.

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>>14962307

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>>14962307
>this is a thread about pokemon
>why should people not also include digimon?

>> No.14962329

>>14962307
Nothing in a general sense. That's bog standard fantasy. There's a whole board for it called /tg/. But it's not an appropriate topic for here because female only monsters is what sets this apart.

>> No.14962330

>>14962319
>Bro
Anon, the monsters before the succubus demon lord were driven to kill and consume humans, their lust for blood was replaced with lust for dick.

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>>14962319
Go to /tg/ if monstergirls in a monstergirl thread trigger you so much.

>> No.14962334
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14962334

Good evening neets.
How are you tonight?

>> No.14962337

>>14962323
God damn I wish I could fuck a Hikage Lamina.

>> No.14962338

>>14962319
Stop already faggot, nobody cares about your "bros"

>> No.14962341

>>14962333
>can't tell the difference between making a point about how everybody was transformed in KC land so it's pointless to single out any race and disliking monstergirls

Kill yourself.

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>>14962337

>> No.14962347

>>14962323
It's a little different than that, anon.

It's more like a thread about pokemon and everyone has a complete tantrum over male gardevoir - it's something seldom discussed and ultimately harmless, yet for some reason a few individuals lose their shit.

Know what I mean? I greatly enjoy fluffy MGs with big meaty paws, but if someone talks about a guy wolf or something it doesn't bother me.

MGE is a retarded setting to begin with, even by porn-plot standards. I think it's best to pretend it doesn't exist outside of the drawings.

>> No.14962349

>>14962341
Are you sure? You seemed rather spiteful when describing that now female Lich.

>> No.14962353

>>14962347
Well you're free to post about monster boys in the monster boy thread. This is the thread for monster girls.

>> No.14962354

>>14962347
Again?
>>14962320

>> No.14962355

>>14962344
The body looks good enough, but I need that blank stare for it to be perfect.

>> No.14962357

>>14962347
Just go to /tg/ then if you don't like monstergirl discussion.

>> No.14962361

>>14962349
>making this much of a fuss
>because you're not getting the reference to the old greentext lich and apprentice story
Damnit anon.

>> No.14962363

>>14962347
>but if someone talks about a guy wolf or something it doesn't bother me
Sure it doesn't, because that's what you want, faggot.

>> No.14962364

>>14962337
You and me both, anon. She is truly amazing.

>> No.14962365

>>14962334
People are calling each other faggot? Nothing much. Same old, same old.

>> No.14962366

>>14962347
>It's more like a thread about pokemon and everyone has a complete tantrum over male gardevoir
If the thread were about female gardevoir then anyone talking about male gardevoir is shitposting.
This essentially what you're doing, the thread is about monstergirls but you're talking about monsterboys.
Nigga you shitpostin'.

>> No.14962368

>>14962347
You're totally right. We should just make this place into the same generic fantasy morass that you can discuss a million different places. That makes sense.

>> No.14962371

>>14962361
Good for you, you remember Shittywritefags stuff. Am I supposed to give you a gold sticker or something?

>> No.14962372

Speaking of that, what your MG waifu's favorite Pokemon be?

>> No.14962373

I'm gonna ambush a Wurm

>> No.14962374

>Be elder mage
>Going to die of old age soon.
>painstakingly research lichdom.
>Become lich
>New demon lord takes power.
>Transformed into a woman.
>Research is now constantly interrupted by the desire to fuck men.
>God fucking damn it.

Would eternal life be worth it?

>> No.14962378

>>14962334
better than most nights, how about you anon?

>> No.14962381

>>14962353
>>14962357
>>14962366
>>14962368
Ya'll ain't too good at reading. Try to think for a moment instead of being a bunch of reactionary jackasses.

>> No.14962384

>>14962361
>old greentext lich and apprentice story
Got a copy of that?

>> No.14962385

>>14962381
>Ya'll ain't too good at reading.
They analyzed the content of your post in full, and gave an appropriate response.

>> No.14962386

>>14962334
Eh, could be better. Putting off lab reports and homework assignments. Struggling with a cough that just won't fuck off.

>> No.14962387

>>14962381
>reactionary jackasses
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK TO TUMBLR!

>> No.14962389

I want to punish a Lich for trying to use me for her experiments without my permission.

>> No.14962390

>>14962381
Maybe you try taking your advice.

>> No.14962391

>>14962381
We're very good at reading. But apparently you aren't. I especially like the part where you think you're saying anything that hasn't been said a dozen times by a dozen people before and refuted every time.

It's cute that you think you have a new idea and think people should listen to it.

>> No.14962394

>>14962374
Yes. Until you get the urge for dicks.

>> No.14962395

I want to cuddle with a snek onee-san.

>> No.14962397

>>14962389
It's called being part of the control group. Jeez.

>> No.14962399

>>14962391
Not him but you sound like a huge whiny faggot.

>> No.14962402

>>14962374
Being an alp of any kind is never worth it.

>> No.14962405

>>14962395
Too bad! Nothing but anger and monsterboy shitposting now!

>> No.14962406

>>14962399
Not him, but what a totally clever and well-informed retort.

>> No.14962413

>>14962399
Having some fun jeering a guy whining about how monsterboys should be allowed is being a whiny faggot? Man, you must be like a super whiny faggot then.

>> No.14962415

>>14962397
Sorry anon, but I won't have my wife use me as a guinea pig without my permission.

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>>14962405
I refuse. Have some maid snake.

>> No.14962424

>>14962387
but I don't have any artists I want to commission right now

>>14962391
Apparently not. What's to refute in the message to stop flipping out when someone mentions a male with fox ears or a dwarf or some shit? Tangentially related topics are going to crop up in generals. It's better to let things run their course of discussion and peter out than kick up a fuss over it, since the only thing you're accomplishing is drawing it out.

>> No.14962425

>>14962397
It's better to be part of control group. She's currently comparing having sex with someone who has 2 dicks.

>> No.14962427

>>14962405
cant we shitpost about how we're going to propose to our mg fiances?

>> No.14962431

>>14962423
SNAKE IS SHIT

SHIT SHIT SHIT

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>>14962423
There's all kinds of MG maids, but how would a Wendigo handle maid service?

>> No.14962433

>>14962431
YOU MEAN LILIMS ARE SHIT.

>> No.14962435

>>14962425
She deserves a divorce.

>> No.14962436

>>14962415
Do you want her experiments to fail?

>> No.14962441

>>14962424
This assumption here is what's refutable
>It's better to let things run their course of discussion and peter out than kick up a fuss over it, since the only thing you're accomplishing is drawing it out.

Because two things make that wrong. The first is that a shitstorm makes the discussion of something so miserable that even the faggots that try to push it will eventually let off if they have to deal with it every time.

The second is that allowing is tacitly encouraging. "Just ignore it." has never worked on anything but straight bait. That you think otherwise is unbelievably naive and smacks of being someone who wasn't here during the exodus.

>> No.14962442

>>14962433
Druella is best girl!
I will sink the world into darkness just to see her shit-eating grin!

>> No.14962446

>>14962435
All for the name of SCIENCE!

>> No.14962447

>>14962395
Me too, anon.
I bet it would be extremely comfortable in the snug embrace of her coils.

>> No.14962449

>>14962432
>>14962423
Please stop making non-maid mgs into maids, you're taking work away from the kikis.

>> No.14962451

>>14962431
>>14962433
Snakes and Lilims a best you faggots

>> No.14962453

>>14962436
Not really, but I still don't want to be forced into something I might not want to be a part of. Not to mention I don't really like being the only one experimented on.

>> No.14962456

>>14962442
The single only thing worse then them are the flat chested lolis anon! Accept it! You know its true.

>> No.14962458

>>14962446
Well now she can understand the science of a divorce and restraining order.

>> No.14962469

>>14962458
>"Divorce? Oh, we're not done yet Anon. We can have a divorce after we're done."

>> No.14962472

>>14962449
MGC Maid Central is an equal opportunity employer and does not discriminate against other MGs, even if they awawa at the sight of their master and can only cook stretchy meat

>> No.14962474

>>14962469
No, no the divorce happens now.

>> No.14962477

>>14962149
God bless that is one of the cutest pics I've seen here.

>> No.14962480

>>14962474
>"No, Divorce. LATER!"
>*gags Anon*

>> No.14962483

>>14962257
Kinda hard to look at stuff when you don't exist.

>> No.14962484

http://strawpoll.me/7159134

>> No.14962485

>>14962480
>*action*
Delete this post.

The divorce wouldn't wait though.

>> No.14962488
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14962488

>>14953327

>> No.14962489

>>14962480
>Action
Go somewhere else.

>> No.14962490

>>14962334
I'm alright, just got back from my daily walk to the Circle K down the street.

>> No.14962491
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14962491

>>14962483
dont do this to me anon

>> No.14962492

>>14962480
>*gags Anon*
Get that shit out of here faggot.

>> No.14962493

>>14962472
Then why don't they hire the human girls too?

>> No.14962495

>>14962491
Hey, at least I'm not Carl.

>> No.14962497

>>14962488
>Basilisk gets more attention
Bless you, latenight.

>> No.14962499

>>14962484
>SMT and Persona are seperate.
?

>> No.14962500

>>14962488
Nice.

>> No.14962501

>>14962484
Never played SMT so I would say either Civ or Elder Scrolls.

>> No.14962502

>>14962499
Why would they not be?

>> No.14962503
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14962503

>>14962499
Purse Owner is a spinoff. Just like DDS, Devil Summoner, etc...

>> No.14962505

>>14962495
>Not being Carl
>Not clearcutting and stripmining all of KC land
>Not acquiring a hobgoblin waifu
>Not "Takin' their friggin' sun!"

Ah man, now I want a sketch of Deruella driving 2wicked with her lilim sisters

>> No.14962508

>>14962502
>>14962503
I don't know anons, I still view them as part of the same series.

Man I would love an Aigis golem.

>> No.14962512

>>14962505
You know who I'm talking about right? The guy from a few threads ago that kept posting this super depressing shit with a pic of Carl saying "It doesn't matter, None a this matters"

>> No.14962514

>>14962484
>http://strawpoll.me/7159134
fire emblem's already got MGs my nigga

>> No.14962516

>>14962514
>calling subhumans monstergirls
You cad.

>> No.14962518
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14962518

>>14962493
Human girls don't have fluffy paws or tiger claws or feathers meant for cleaning those hard to reach places, and MGC Maid Central shut down the old human maid office by cheesy 80s movie hostile takeover

>> No.14962519

>>14962508
You may view them as the same series but the games are fundamentally too different.
AMT has you mix and match parties of demons while persona just gives you set teens.

>> No.14962520

>>14962257
Videos and pictures she's secretly taken of me.

>> No.14962533

So I feel like an idiot. All this time I was thinking manticore was poison fag scorpion thing, but come to find out she's one of my top tier waifu
hail tail pussy

>> No.14962537

>>14962533
Honestly, I could never get behind Manticore's. The whole rape thing never appealed to me and considering that's all I've seen dealing with them...

>> No.14962542

>>14962518
>Tiger claws
>big meaty yeti paws
>reaching hard to reach spaces
I'm starting to think these monsters aren't cut out to be maids at all.

>> No.14962543
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14962543

>>14962516
iunno my guy they got some real nice mofu in the new one

>> No.14962549

>>14962257
She tries to sing and sometimes she creates pois- I mean food.

>> No.14962550

>>14962542
Maid is just an easy way to avoid the old dom vs sub shitposting.

>> No.14962551

If you turn an old human woman into a monstergirl, does she become young again?

>> No.14962552

>>14962488
>Polite and dignified at all times, the school idol
>Secretly a masochistic slut who uses every chance to get a mouthful of your cum without anyone finding out
>Shatters the illusion at graduation by having sex with you on stage

>> No.14962554

>>14962537
Look up Amanda the Cuddlecore. Literally Bob's one gem in a steaming pile of shit.

Fluff and Loving in Las Vegas
http://pastebin.com/38DXbcX9

Cuddlecores are love

>> No.14962559

>>14962554
>hating laska
>hating on gakakaka

>> No.14962562

>>14962257
Scary stories, videos of butlers with dirty old masters, mushy romance VNs.

>> No.14962564

>>14962559
Those two are also part of the steaming pile.

>> No.14962565

>>14962551
Yes. Unless you're into the granny look.

>> No.14962567

>>14962564
I don't agree.

>> No.14962568 [SPOILER] 
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14962568

>>14962559
>gakakaka
Is that who I think it is?

>> No.14962570

>>14962257
Horse dicks.

>> No.14962577
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14962577

>>14962568
stole her laugh for pic related

>> No.14962579

>>14962577
Ah, the other crazy fluffy tailed god. That makes sense now.

>> No.14962580

>>14962551
I think it would depend on the species. If they turned into something with around a human lifespan, the changes wouldn't amount to much. If they turned into something long-lived, they would be young be that species's standards, even if they were fifty or something.

>> No.14962582
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14962582

>>14962508
>KC still hasn't added Automatons
I want to see his take on mecha musume stuff dammit.

>> No.14962587

>>14962565
Nice. Then my waifu can remain human and when we're old we will turn into monstergirl and incubus and be young again.

>> No.14962588

>>14962577
How tacky.
Also, what's with all the Bob spam lately?

>> No.14962611
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14962611

I wonder if anyone here is into French possessed dolls?

>> No.14962612

>>14962588
He's trying to be relevant again. That or trying to bring up other sites "subtly"

>> No.14962615

>>14962611
I'm scared of them

>> No.14962618

>>14962612
That actually sounds plausible.

>> No.14962621

>>14962611
Oui.

>> No.14962623

>>14962611
Living dolls are nice, but they sometimes creep me out.

>> No.14962624

>>14962611
Too thin and not fleshy enough for my tastes.

>> No.14962628

>>14962612
'bob spam'? really? after hundreds and hundreds of posts bringing up bob to bash him, you see four or five that talk about his writing in a neutral or positive light, and it's 'bob spam'?

I don't think anons realize the consequence of talking so much about Bob, even if to bash him, will give him exposure. He's probably the most well known and read author here because anons can't forget about him already.

>> No.14962630

>>14962611
All the porcelain beauty of a mecha-musume, none of the batteries, and with a delightful accent to boot? Sign me up. Even if I have to go hunting.

>> No.14962642

>>14962612
I recommend a single story and all of a sudden it's Bob spam? This is even more paranoid than usual.

He said he didn't like rapey manticores. Bob wrote a relevant story. There's no hidden agenda.

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14962644

>>14962611
I prefer Japanese dolls.

>> No.14962651
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14962651

>>14962624
Bisque did specifically say her body can be modified to suit whatever tastes that you wish.

>> No.14962667 [SPOILER] 
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14962667

>>14962623
>>14962615
Like this, anon-kun? will delete image soon

>> No.14962675

>>14962667
>picture_for_ants.jpg
Could be a bit larger, perhaps?

That said, even with the minor deterioration she's a bonafide cutie.

>> No.14962676

>>14962667
Like the typical scene from horror movies where she's slowly moving on your direction every time you are not looking, I don't care if she just wants to love me, I will fucking scream like a girl

>> No.14962680

>>14962611
>>14962651
>>14962667
So.. Who's the doll?

>> No.14962682

>>14962097
I like the way you think anon.

I like it a lot.

>> No.14962686

>>14962667
This doll in particular is nice, but I'm more talking about shit like this: >>14962676

>> No.14962687

>>14962676
I dunno, that sounds kinda endearing - like she wants to go to you, but she's too shy to make it obvious.

Maybe I'm just not phased by it because I've had a cat for too long, because he does THAT EXACT THING. and then he's disappeared, and suddenly he's on my back.

>> No.14962690
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14962690

>"So... What are you in for?"

>> No.14962696

>>14962667
I strangely approve.

>> No.14962697

>>14962690
Smiting monsters.

>> No.14962698

>>14962690
I spanked an alpple bottom raw and then I called it my red delicious.

>> No.14962700

>>14962680
Her name's Bisque, from the Monmusu Online game.

http://monmusuonline.wikia.com/wiki/Bisque
http://wikiwiki.jp/mon-musu/?%A5%D3%A5%B9%A5%AF
http://wikiwiki.jp/mon-musu/?%A1%CE%BD%D5%C9%F7%A1%CF%A5%D3%A5%B9%A5%AF

>> No.14962703

>>14962690
Tax evasion.

>> No.14962704

>>14962690
Wrong place, wrong time really

>> No.14962705

>>14962690
It's my job ma'am. The government pay me to visit monstergirls in jail that have no husbando.

>> No.14962708

>>14962690
About two more hours, I'm the court-appointed lawyer.

Why, you got a case?

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14962710

>>14962690
You don't seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you.

YOU'RE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME.

>> No.14962711

>>14962690
I looked a lilim right in the eye after a night of wild sex and told her This isn't working out. Don't call me anymore.

>> No.14962717

>>14962690
I pissed off the daughter of a Vampire crime boss.

>> No.14962718

>>14962690
Refused a Tanuki's advances.

>> No.14962720

>>14962690
Loitering.

>> No.14962728

>>14962710
Those are some freaking enticing cat paws, it's making my dick rock hard.

>> No.14962733

>>14962690
I magic'd off a manticore's ears.

>> No.14962737

>>14962720
You fuck, I hope you rot.

>> No.14962738
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14962738

>>14962690
Grilled a Wendigo's steak well-done instead of medium-rare, then proceeded to tell her to have a nice day when I actually didn't mean it.

>> No.14962740

>>14962733
Did you at least replace them with some sort of produce?

>> No.14962744

>>14962738
Sick bastard.

>> No.14962745

>>14962710
Oh yeah, I should ask, do you know who's the artist of this drawing? Just in case he has more of these.

>> No.14962746
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14962746

>>14962740
No, that would have required effort and a pair of bananas.

>> No.14962751

>>14962690
I asked a Lilim when she was due.
She wasn't pregnant.

>> No.14962753

>>14962738
I hope you get the chair for that you monster!

>> No.14962759

>>14962728
She's a no-good thief Anon!

She'll steal your heart!

>> No.14962766

>>14962745
Nope.

Don't know if there's any more of Jailcat and Bluegiant.

>> No.14962767

>>14962690
I stole a girl's heart.

I work at the black market

>> No.14962773

>>14962690
Because the Russians are assholes. All I did was say, "Maybe we could lighten up a little bit on the whole cultural oppression thing" And what do I get? Life in this gulag hellhole.

>> No.14962774

>>14962759
I don't judge girls by their backgrounds. Non-cosplay-tier catgirls and harpies are my fetish, especially their hands and feet. If my waifu were real I'd either polish her nails often and preen her feathers/tidy her paw furs.

>> No.14962790

>>14962690
Spanking an entire ghetto of Kakuens.

>> No.14962802

>>14961924
I don't care how long it's been, fucking this. My brogga.

>> No.14962811

>>14962802
Then you're as retarded as him for not being able to find any when they do exist.

>> No.14962813

>>14962802
The worst part is when a doujin has all your fetishes but then you see that god damn shotacon tag.

>> No.14962818

Not this shit again.

>> No.14962832

>>14962802
>I don't care how long it's been, I want to start shit.
ftfy

>> No.14962837

>>14962818
What?

>> No.14962867

>>14962813
http://exhentai.org/g/758473/30f6d622d9/

I know that feel. This doujin is almost perfect with all the catgirl goddess, all the monster girls, and 10 harpies, the catch is that the harpies are all boys.

>> No.14962883

I want to babysit a bunch of harpy chicks on a rainy day.
It would be most comfy

>> No.14962889
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14962889

>>14962883
>no oppai jubjub chick to cling to your back and hump you

>> No.14962894

>>14962867
>male: anal blowjob crossdressing harpy monster shotacon yaoi
Those are some tags you got there, buddy.

>> No.14962897

>>14962889
Nah, I'd rather that she sit in my lap with a happy smile on her face while I pat her head.

>> No.14962898 [DELETED] 

>>14962894
the traps only makes me appreciate the first half of the doujin.

>> No.14962899

>>14962894
>anal blowjob crossdressing harpy monster shotacon yaoi
>/mgt/ in 2018

>> No.14962901

>>14962894
The second half of the doujin is basically things I avoid like the plague, so I just read the first half.

>> No.14962914

>>14962899
>/mgt/ in 2018
>yaoi

God! I wonder how we will reach that point?

>> No.14962916

>>14962899
>/mgt/ going full yaoi
Wha-how?

>> No.14962922
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14962922

>>14962899
>>14962914
>>14962916
That's actually how the /a/ MonMusu threads can get even when TF isn't around.

Now, moving onto things that actually matter: Hinezumi with STR specialty, or Hinezumi with DEX?

>> No.14962926

>>14962611
>Tfw Bisque of all girls got an HR card as a Normal
>Not Kukuru
>Or Haru
>Fucking Bisque
I have no idea.

>> No.14962928

>>14962922
Depends, do you want thighs or abs?

Strength hits harder from the get go but dex, with a few feats, can do the same damage while having higher dodge.

>> No.14962930

>>14962922
Is there a hidden INT option?

>> No.14962933

>>14962930
No squares allowed.

>> No.14962939

>>14962933
But surely nuclear warfare would be unlocked if it was pushed high enough.

>> No.14962940

>>14962926
Well, it's a Cute gacha for a Passion girl event, so they had the choices of: Liza, Were, Honey, Tatake, Kyou, Bisque, Kuu, Carol and Anura for HR girls.

With this logic in mind, the next event will feature Pure girls for a Devil girl event, so it's a choice between Ai, Tyto, Peace, Gala, Emeth, Nia, Kehp, and Mashu.

>> No.14962943

>>14962940
>They didn't pick Liza
>Who has like the highest popularity out of all the Cute girls as far as here and /a/ is concerned

>> No.14962947

Anons should I update Noir detective story in MGC or do some one shot. Give me ideas I want to write.

>> No.14962948

>>14962943
They probably thought that Liza is a pretty viable girl on anything Hard and below, unlike N-tier Bisque who can't be used for shit outside of groceries, so they picked her.

>> No.14962949

>>14962947
>>14961604

>> No.14962952

>>14962628
>He's probably the most well known and read author here because anons can't forget about him already.
Most well known yeah, but i doubt many people have actually read his shit

>> No.14962954

>>14962449
I want art of a meeting of Kikis all yelling 'They took our jobs!'

>> No.14962959

>>14962954
>The one kiki at the back that's secretly a golem just mimics outrage like the rest of them as best she can.

>> No.14962960

>>14962949
I can get behind that, how cute we talking?

>> No.14962962

>>14962690
Public drunkenness, indecent exposure, vandalism, and stealing 55 gallons of butter.

>> No.14962965

I wish a nightmare would visit me. Maybe then I could get a decent night's sleep.

>> No.14962967

>>14962818
Just ignore it. It's a cry for attention just like always.

>> No.14962968
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14962968

>>14962960
>short-haired, big-tittied Jinko wearing nothing more than a hoodie and ball-cap, flopping her ears around with a "^" mouth
>muscle ryu re-robing herself out of embarrassment due to the fact her body isn't "soft"
>minotaur trying on cute, frilly clothes

>> No.14962970

>>14962965
Nightmares are olve.

>> No.14962971

>>14962922
DEX is objectively the better build for Hinezumi. Better high end scaling and more flexibility.

>> No.14962972

>>14962968
The Jinko sounds more like a tomboy

>> No.14962973

>>14962960
>>14962968
I forgot to add:
>muscle warrior Wight donning her armor once more in order to impress her husbando

>> No.14962975

>>14962972
Tomboys are totally capable of cuteness.

>> No.14962980

>>14962965
A Weresheep or a Dormice would help you better with that

>> No.14962981

>>14962690
Liking shark teeth too much. It's a fucking curse I tell ya. Any shark-toothed woman could walk up and I'd go from respectable to slut in a nanosecond. I'm actually in here for my own safety, see?

>> No.14962983

>>14962973
>>14962975
What if, instead of the cute, it was just a jinko in a gym, who then lewds the peeping anon in the showers? Maybe with some cute thrown in?

>> No.14962984

>>14962973
That would be lovely, especially if her hips are a bit wider than last time, making the armor a little tight.

>> No.14962985

>>14962975
Tomboy monster girls are wonderful.

>> No.14962989

>>14962984
I'd imagine that any prospective Wight will get a hip upgrade, even more so when they've had daughterus.

>> No.14962992

>>14962989
Exactly.
I imagine that mages have it easier unless they went skimpy.

>> No.14962995

>>14962980
I can get to sleep just fine. It's just that what I see makes me not want to sleep for the rest of the night.

>> No.14962996

Shortstack tomboy Hellhound

>> No.14962999

>>14962996
Half the size and double the fun.

>> No.14963000

>>14962996
>Hellhound
No.

>> No.14963004

>>14963000
Shorstack tomboy medusa

>> No.14963005

How much would I have to pay for a Manticore to let me put my face in her tail pussy? I'm just curious what's inside there

>> No.14963007

>>14962996
Give me.

>> No.14963008

>>14963004
No.

>> No.14963009

>>14963005
It would cost you 3 rapes.

>> No.14963011

>>14963004
Yes.

>> No.14963012

>>14963008
So, what is it that you don't like?
The tomboy?
The shortstack?
or the Medusa?

>> No.14963014

>>14963011
Widest hips, biggest breasts, small, portable size

>> No.14963016

>>14962914
>>14962916
>you know guys, in the end paladins are in the right if you really think about it
>yeah. they're on morally higher ground, are honest, pure in mind, protect the weak 'n stuff
>and all that shiny armor and muscle and manliness is quite pleasing to look at... i mean aesthetically! y-you just sorta look at that and instantly know this man can't be truly evil
>...
>dunno why you guys sperg about Ted and Mike making out in [insert writefag]'s new chapter, they just have to resort to it. prostitutes is impure, female paladins hold out until marriage and they need to blow off the steam around all those monsters who're after charming them! it's just brotherly fellowship, sorta like in army
>this order assassin orphan OC is sooooo yummy in full plate, i'm glad he's receiving more art!
>so what if there are 15 pics of him up the thread and he isn't even monstergirl? he's still related. besides there's a 34 version of him somewhere around too
>...
>new 'Swords of Passion' chapter is out! thanks for reading guys!
>shota mage apprentice is cute! CUUUTE!
>prove that Björk the Bara isn't the best husbando. protip: you can't
>i like how the MC comments on monster inferiority not coming from their rape tendendies or dumbness, but from the heart of it all: them still holding the burden of being women

>> No.14963017

>>14963012
Medusa.

>> No.14963022

>>14963016
stop, why didn't you just let it die

>> No.14963023

>>14963017
Ah.

Short stack, tomboy nekomata

>> No.14963026

>>14963023
Eh, not a real fan of nekomata. But I can make due.

>> No.14963028

>>14963016
And now I remember those call of duty doujinshis in sadpanda.

>> No.14963034

>>14963016
>BREAKING NEWS: SUDDEN INFLUX OF ALPS

>> No.14963044

>>14963028
Wait what?

>> No.14963049

>>14963034
I'll do my civic duty and sacrifice myself to take a few of them.

>> No.14963051

>>14962973
>Married to a Wight
>Get a job teaching English as a second language
>Don't need the money, just want something to do with yourself
>Get home one day to find your wife is home early and is beckoning you to bed
>Tell her you need just a minute to grade some worksheets because you know you won't get a chance once she gets her hands on you
>Realize you left the worksheets in the classroom
>"Oh shit."
>She asks what's wrong
>You tell her you forgot to bring the worksheets home
>"That's okay, you can just get them tomorrow."
>She's starting to hang on you at this point, trying to drag you to bed
>"I can't, we have a meeting in the morning. Shit, my boss is gonna kill me."
>At that she freezes
>Asks you to repeat yourself
>"We have a meeting in the morning?"
>"No, after that."
>"My boss is gonna kill me?"
>Without answering, she lets go of you and starts marching to the other side of the house
>Curious as to what she's doing, you follow her
>She flings open the storage closet and digs all the way in the back and pulls out her old armor from when she was a paladin, back when she was alive
>As she's putting it on, you ask her what she's doing
>You can see fire in her eyes when she looks at you
>"No one is allowed to touch a single hair on your head. I cannot ignore a threat like that."
>Try to convince her that it was a figure of speech, but she's stopped listening
>She slams the helm down on her head, grabs her longsword and marches out the front door
>"Jesus Christ..." you mutter
>You sit and wait for her, wondering if you should call your boss just in case
>2 hours later, she meekly creeps back into the house
>She's blushing in embarrassment
>"Well, did you kill him?"
>"Um, I-I don't know where he lives."
>"I don't know where he lives either, so come here and take your armor off. It was a figure of speech, he's not actually going to kill me. Though I have to say that I do love it when you get protective."
>She's blushing even harder now

>> No.14963053

>>14963016
But then they'd just go to /fit/

>> No.14963060

>>14963051
This pleases the anon.

>> No.14963071

>>14963049
A few, anon you don't seem to understand the odds we're facing, you need to take at least 30.

>> No.14963074
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14963074

>Apophis performing an acrobatic wheeling jump-kick

I don't know why I find myself as intrigued and amused by this idea as I am.

>> No.14963081

>>14963071
Then take them I shall.
Just more to test potions on and headpat.

>> No.14963088

>>14963081
Your thread thanks you for your heroic sacrifice. I promise not to write 'a huge fucking faggot' on your tombstone.

>> No.14963095

>>14963088
Thank you very much.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got to start the tests.

>> No.14963099

>>14963074
I'm curious on why she kicked him in the first place.

>> No.14963102
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14963102

>>14962690
I raped and killed several boys, they pegged me for 30 but those idiots wouldn't begin to know the half of it.
The worst part of it is, now that I know who I am I am set to die.
With any luck the little girl I'm carrying will go to a better mother, one born that way.
So tell me, what are you in for?

>> No.14963109

>>14963102
Jesus christ, I hope they throw you in the incinerator.

>> No.14963113

>>14963109
No, lethal injection.

>> No.14963124

>>14963109
>>14963113
How nut just turn her into a nugget and give her to one of the rich dudes who help sponsor the prison system?

>> No.14963130

>>14963124
>How nut
Why not**

>> No.14963131

>>14963113
Are you shitting me? A Lethal Injection? A friend of mine got caught drawing graffiti and he got tossed into the prison's Ushi-Oni pit, and this murderous bitch is getting something as painless as a lethal injection?
The system is fuckin' broke man.
That friend of mine's pretty popular in that pit. I can still hear him begging for mercy some nights.

>> No.14963135

>>14963131
>A friend of mine got caught drawing graffiti
Justified.

>> No.14963136

>>14963131
Is there an Oomukade pit that I can be thrown into?

>> No.14963139
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14963139

>>14963130
Because why would anyone take a killer as payment and what the fuck are you talking about?

>>14963131
She wasn't a she when killing, and looked closer to this.
See, this is why succubutts are good, her being there saved the life of her brother in law.

>> No.14963140

>>14963136
You wouldn't want that. They're the biggest meanest Oomukades out there.

>> No.14963142

>>14963135
How the fuck is constant pelvisceration a justifiable punishment for Graffiti?

>>14963136
No, and if you want it then they wouldn't throw you in anyway.
I still remember when they dragged him to the pit. It still haunts me.
Five years until I get out. Five more years.

>> No.14963147

>>14963140
>biggest meanest Oomukades out there.

They're perfect!

>>14963142
>spoiler
He seems to be savoring his last 5 years in there.

>> No.14963150

>>14963139
>Because why would anyone take a killer as payment and what the fuck are you talking about?
Nugget, as in cut off her arms and legs, and just give her to some rich fuck as a living onahole.

>>14963142
>justifiable punishment for Graffiti?
How is it not? Respect other people's property, you fuck head. You don't respect their walls? The ushi-oni don't respect your pelvis.

>> No.14963152

>>14963147
No anon, he got a life sentence in the Ushi pit.
I honestly think that his trial was rigged.
I've got five more years of avoiding rape before I get out.

>> No.14963156

>>14963150
Because that's unconstitutional.
No cruel or unusual punishments.

>> No.14963158

>>14963147
They have a habit of trying to break men. If you let them, they'll turn you into a slutty little cumpump.

>> No.14963160

>>14963152

Oh. That lucky bastard.

I suggest showering with clothes on. And constantly wearing a chastity belt.

>> No.14963161

>>14963156
The constitution don't know what the constitution don't sees.

>> No.14963162

>Wolfgirl who is significantly younger than the MC but still acts very motherly towards him
>Rich ara-ara Jorou-Gumo who has lost interest in everything but music, food, alcohol and sex
>Yuki-Onna maid who gave up on love because she did not have any childhood friend
>Kuudere Karakasa-Obake who was just born out of envy for her owner and doesn't know a thing about the world
>Feral Raiju who violently rapes any man she sees, hoping that one will decide to become her "mate" afterwards

Those are the girls from a Zipangu story I scratched, writing isn't for me
The MC ended up with the Wolfgirl

>> No.14963163

>>14963150
He was drawing it on his own house, trying to make a statement about the corruption in the MGCPD.
For the record, I got eight years for "Hate Crimes". All I did was tell a Baphomet that I wasn't into girls with little kid bodies. I wasn't even rude about it.

>> No.14963164

>>14963158
... That sounds fun.

>> No.14963167

>>14963162
>spoiler
Good.

>> No.14963171

>>14963164
It's only fun if you fight back with everything you have, and the inevitable slowly creeps up on you. I'm sure the girls would enjoy some challenging sport too.

>> No.14963175

>>14963160
I just shower for about a minute and then high-tail it out of there before they let the monstergirl prisoners in.
I also do a little "Business" on the side to act as a deterrent. I know how to get contraband in. Shivs, brass knuckles, smokes, magazines, you name it.
Anyone rapes me in the yard, and the contraband supply dries up.
I don't know how much longer that's going to work though. I sleep with a shiv tied to my leg.

>> No.14963179

Tomboy monster girl harem.

>> No.14963183

>>14963099
Because he's an asshole who made a Sandworm stampede her party, thus diverting her from her goal of attacking a Pharaoh.

>> No.14963184

>>14963163
Oh, it's the "MGC is actually the tenth layer of hell and detroit" meme.

>> No.14963186

Good night Anons.
Take care and be sure to not burn down the thread.

Instead, please make sure you watch what your posting, never know when the MGC Security teams will burst in on a single ma

>> No.14963187

>>14963175
With conjugal visits being so restricted, there's only one kind of contraband those girls will want, anon. And lucky them, they can get while simultaneously raping you to put you in your place.

Maybe you can get the guards to protect you if you're willing to do a few 'favors' for them.

>> No.14963193

>>14963183
Now I wanna see the rest of the comic.

>> No.14963198

>>14963186
Anon. You there? What was that you were saying?

>> No.14963202

>>14963198
Everything is fine.
Anon is fine.
Continue going about your day.

>> No.14963205

>>14963187
>Conjugal visits
>Restricted
>In MGCP
You're a funny guy anon. Real funny.
Everyone's got other creature comforts. Narcotics, food, reading material. You name it I can get it.
Last girl who tried to take what I'm not giving was this smug ass elf. Wouldn't you know it, she had an accident in the laundry room. Got her face scalded by some of the water from a ruptured pipe. Tragic, happens all the time.

>> No.14963206

>>14963202
Put the boots to him. Medium style.

>> No.14963208

>>14963193
It's been going on for a while.
http://cerberus123.deviantart.com/
That's just the newest page.

>> No.14963211

>>14963184
>not using monstergirls as a mere allegory on minorities/immigration crisis
Get with the times grandpa, all cool kids do it now.

>> No.14963213

>>14963211
>not using humangirls as an allegory on minorities/immigration crisis
Get good sempai

>> No.14963214

>>14963206
>Ok, girls give him the V, medium style.
>Medium style is rape without a shattered pelvis but also without cuddling....except for that one nekomata officer who sneaks a minute or two in while he's laying there in shock.

>> No.14963216

I'm going to compete in the Wurm Hurdle at the 2018 summer Lewd-O-Lympics in MGC-Rio

>> No.14963217

>>14963211
>not using monster girls as an allegory of anon's insecurities about his own masculinity and gynephobia

we're going post retro underground faux dada modernist

>> No.14963218

>>14963208
Thanks!

>> No.14963219

>oni daughter playing in park
>finds a boy few years younger than her
>princess carries him to her mom
>"Can I keep him, Mom? Huh? Pleeeeaaaaase?
>"When you're old enough dear"
>They become friends afterwards
>She protects him from all the other monsters in school even though she's a year ahead of him
>On the very hour of him becoming 18 she bursts through his bedroom door, takes him in her arms whilst he's still in his pjs and takes him to her house.
>Heads to her parent's bedroom while they're still sleeping and ask them if she can keep him now
>"huh? yeah sure" her mother replies still mostly asleep
>She sprints up the stairs to her room, and a night of snu snu commences
>She kept him
You will never have an oni keep you

>> No.14963220

>>14963216
>Rio
Enjoy your alps

>> No.14963221

>>14963213
Can't say I've seen anything like this, actually.

>> No.14963223

>>14963220
Don't worry, they don't let them into the athletes' village

>> No.14963224

>>14963221
what?

using fetish porn as an allegory of relevant world events is totally the new writing trend

>> No.14963225

>>14963219
Good, I'm not some fucking pet.

>> No.14963227

>>14963219
You know, I'd really enjoy a monster girl childhood friend.

She could be something as strong as a minotaur or as weak as a weresheep and I'd still enjoy every bit of it.
I'd love a tomboyish lizardman that watches me play sports during highschool but also gets into gaming or DnD with me.

>> No.14963228

>>14963224
I never understood it actually. Who cares that much about the world that they have to passively aggressively write thinly veiled story about it?

>> No.14963229

>>14963228
The people that are worried about the future?

>> No.14963231

>>14963229
Is there an example of the allegory ever changing the future?

>> No.14963232
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14963232

>>14963224
>new writing trend
But Wonder Woman has been around for ages!
>>14963219
Eh, I can live with it.

>> No.14963233

I really really want an MG to make me her pet

>> No.14963236

>>14963231
That doesn't mean they can't use writing as an outlet as their worries.

>> No.14963238

>>14963233
Dark Elf, Pharaoh, Vampire, Dragon or Wight?

>> No.14963239

>>14963236
Fair enough.

>> No.14963240

>>14963233
I really want an MG to treat me as an equal.

>> No.14963241

>>14963233
That's just gross.

>> No.14963242

>>14963238
All of the above

>> No.14963243

>>14963213
What, violent gangs of lassies that cut up monstergirls and secure areas of town by force?

>> No.14963245

>>14963238
Dragon

>> No.14963247

>>14963241
No it isn't, it's wonderful.

>> No.14963248

>>14963238
Yes.

>> No.14963254

>>14963247
But they'll treat you like a pet, not a person.

>> No.14963256
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14963256

>>14963238
DRAGON DRAGON!
ROCK THE DRAGON!
COME. GET. ME!

>> No.14963259 [SPOILER] 
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14963259

Here, take this!

>> No.14963261

>>14963254
Yes, and?

>> No.14963262

>>14963243
They kidnap and rape young boys, and when they get pregnant they start abusing and raping their own sons from an early age, encouraging them to seduce and bring in more human women to their circle. They hunt down boys that try to escape and use them like slaves, while facing the society at large and pulling the innocent victim card. Truly dastardly.

>> No.14963265

>>14963259
No thanks doc, I'm clean.

>> No.14963266

>>14963259
Gee, I dunno. You got a lighter one, or one in blue?

>> No.14963267

>>14963262
Where's Cash when you need him?

>> No.14963268

>>14963261
Well you deserve better then to be dressed up in embarrassing outfits and have some pervert abuse you.

>> No.14963269

>>14963259
No.

>> No.14963270

>>14963259
What is it and why does it smell?

>> No.14963273

>>14963262
See, this is why you stay out of the ghettos. And the city.
Fuck it, just go live in a small town somewhere far from the city. No roving human or monster gangs out there.

>> No.14963275

>>14963262
I hear they even target married men.

>> No.14963278

>>14963268
She's the mistress I need, not the mistress I deserve.

>> No.14963280

>>14963278
You don't need someone as mean as her.

>> No.14963283
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14963283

>>14963280
>mean
How is she mean for taking care of my needs?

>> No.14963288

>>14963283
She's denying you freedom and dignity,

>> No.14963289

>>14963259
I want you
I want you so bad babe
I want you
I want you so bad it's driving me mad it's driving me mad

Emotionally
needy women fulfills my
sick hero complex

>> No.14963293

>>14963273
>Fuck it, just go live in a small town
Confirmed for not having lived in a small town.

>> No.14963297

>>14963288
Where I'm going freedom and dignity is not needed

>> No.14963298

>>14963275
They are always on the lookout for men married to monsters, as their loss is a blow to the monsters and his wife is more likely to come looking for him.
I've heard they line their houses with the pelts of wives they killed.
Villains all that lot, as bad as orcs and just as much an enemy.

>> No.14963300

>>14963293
Can someone explain to me how a small town is appealing? They're always depicted as these insular places where if you offend the wrong person you're suddenly the town monster or they end up being a hugbox for really, really awful people. Half the time I think they're the sick perversion of social bonds, like a real life 4chan thread.

Big city is where it's at. Don't have to be tangled up in that nonsense where people know each other.

>> No.14963303

All I need to fend MGs off is my trusty metal stick.
they will learn to back off or receive metal to the face

>> No.14963304

>>14963297
But why do you want to throw them away?

>>14963298
Why hasn't anyone tried to to them?

>> No.14963307

>>14963300
>Can someone explain to me how a small town is appealing?
They aren't. They are depressing shitholes and you aren't "one of them" unless you're tenth generation. Drug ridden, twisted fuckheads with nothing to do, all of them.

>> No.14963308

>>14963300
I hate small towns, they have nothing going on.

>> No.14963314

>>14963304
They have, many cops and even military members have died but always they move.
There's rumors of connections to the wealthy and to cartels.

>> No.14963315

>>14963303
Jokes on you, Salamander grils find rowdy men hot

Especially when they toy around you for hours with their half hearted swordplay knocking you around until you're a hot, sweaty, indignant mess

>> No.14963318

>>14963314
I never knew they were this vicious and competent

>> No.14963322

>>14963300
>big city
>being constantly surrounded by people
>social contact almost a must
No thank you.

>> No.14963323

>>14963315
dont you have to have skill to impress a salamander?

>> No.14963326

>>14963227
>I'd love a tomboyish lizardman that watches me play sports during highschool
Reminds me of
https://www.mangaupdates.com/series.html?id=81859
>8 volumes in Japan
>4 chapters translated

>> No.14963327

>>14963238
Vampire. Gotta have those tempting bites that crack your resistance a little each time she takes a drink.

>> No.14963340

>>14963318
Anything short of brutal super-competence doesn't cut it when you're fighting monstergirls.

>> No.14963342

>>14963326
You think that's bad, try this
https://www.mangaupdates.com/series.html?id=62516

>> No.14963345
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14963345

E l i n s !

>> No.14963349

>>14963345
>cosplay-tier monster girl lolies
Sort of not want.

>> No.14963350

>>14963259
Gladly
>carries Oomukadoc

>> No.14963354

>>14963340
Can't they just be friends?

>> No.14963355

>>14963259
Thanks Doc

>> No.14963358
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14963358

>>14963354

>> No.14963362

>>14963342
Fucking fickle translators.
I mean, I can't really fault them for not doing something they don't want to do, but my parents always told me to never start anything if you're not willing to finish it.

>> No.14963364

>>14963259
Hey, thanks!

>> No.14963366

>>14963323
eh some would get off jerking a guy around like that

>> No.14963367

>>14963358
But they're not that different!

>> No.14963369

>>14963322
>big city
>no one gives a shit about you and vise versa
>every form of interaction is brief and superficial, only as long as you wish it to be
>and best of all piss off someone or someone ticks you off
>chances are you'll never have to deal with that person again

>> No.14963370
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14963370

>>14963367
If they could be friends they wouldn't have resorted to what they've done.

>> No.14963372

>>14963366
That would actually piss me of enough to get the skills to crush her

>> No.14963373

>>14963370
Or maybe they're not trying hard enough. They could try rapng men together.

>> No.14963374

>>14963370
Do you have one of those for Mitama?

>> No.14963376

>>14963372
which gets her wetter than a sauna because she finally met someone that can actually put up a fight

>> No.14963380
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14963380

>>14963373
Ha.
Hahaha.
HA!

>>14963374
Sadly no, I only also have Felicia.

>> No.14963381

>>14963369
But there's all the noise and rime.

>> No.14963382

>>14963380
Damn, well thanks anyway man.

>> No.14963383

>>14963300
There are no niggers. Live in a house instead of an apartment, have land and a yard to play with your dogs or shoot your guns, can't hear neighbors fucking/fighting through the wall. There are no niggers. Cost of living is crazy cheap compared to the city. It's safe. Because there are no niggers.

>> No.14963386
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14963386

>>14963382
Sorry I couldn't provide.

>> No.14963387

>>14963366
Or maybe she's planning on training him until he can eventually match her. Obviously he never will, but after months of sweat, blood, and tears, she'll see what improvement he's made as a sign of superior dedication. With such a strong desire to prove himself to her, surely her children would be both strong and dedicated to being the best.

>> No.14963388

>>14963380
Well they both like raping men and they wouldn't have to fight over men if they just shared.

>> No.14963392

>>14963388
Please see >>14963386 for the reaction image.

>> No.14963393

>>14963386
Man i was just happy enough to see the Ophelia one. No hard feelings!

>> No.14963395

>>14963369
>Acting like a yankee
Nah senpai, that wouldn't sit right with me, you'd still have to deal with all of them even if they're people of no consequence.

>> No.14963396

>>14963392
What's wrong with sharing?

>> No.14963397

>>14963376
I do like the idea of her getting more exited with each fight.
or her going a little yan when anther combat MG gets near

>> No.14963399

>>14963388
>Human girls
>Capable of sharing or logic.
The only good human girl is a paladin human girl. And these ain't no paladins.

>> No.14963401

>>14963399
Don't mean to randomly interject but a while back someone posted some yan paladin chicks and that shit was a fun read. Reading this made me remember it and ty for bringing back some good memories.

>> No.14963406

remember to keep an eye on your son at the park.
Its all fun and games he starts writing on the paper that demon brought along...

>> No.14963407

>>14963396
FEderp.jpg

>> No.14963409
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14963409

>All this talk of Tomboys
>No one brings up a Tomboy Mechanic Anubis
Well, more for me.

>> No.14963410

>>14963409
Please, take all of them. Tired of seeing 'em around.

>> No.14963413

>marry werewolf
>have 8 kids
>they all marry the same man
>each has 12 kids
>they all marry the same man
I feel sad for the next bastard.

>> No.14963415
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14963415

>>14963376
>What started out as a salamander pestering a hostile anon turns into a full blown rivalry and later romance.

Someone film this movie!

>> No.14963416

>>14963383
I live in Not Neo Mexico

I give no shits on who my neighbors are so long as I don't hear a fucking fiesta in the middle of the goddamn night holy shit I call the cops enough to the point where I prepare snacks while I wait for the sweet reprieve of sleep why won't you let me sleep you inconsiderate mother fuckers

>> No.14963417

>>14963413
>8 Wolfus
>12 Daughterus each
>96 Daughterus
>All marry the same guy
Next nothing, that poor sucker's gonna die of dehydration.

>> No.14963419

>>14963417
Which is why he surgically attached a water elemental to his balls.

>> No.14963420

>>14963416
>live in Mexico
>streets are quiet in residential areas during the night (barring the odd celebration or mourning and even then it's not all the time. Or the local drunks shouting)
>go to USA
>fucking paisanos won't shut up
I sometimes wonder if I'm missing something.

>> No.14963422
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14963422

How about a meek salamander wearing a fire-retardant dress?

>> No.14963425

>>14963422
>meek salamander
Now say "chaste ushi-oni" or dumb good dog.

>> No.14963426

>>14963419
>Water elemental proceeds to cuck 96 werewolves out of semen only poking her head out to smug every once and a while.

I had a laugh.

>> No.14963429

>>14963406
"Son, you just sold your soul to a demon."
"No, everything is fine. But you are counted a already married."
"Even at the age of 8."
"You are basically like an investment to her. She's hoping to cash in 10 years."

>> No.14963435

>>14963415
>Someone film this movie!
what would the movie even be called?

>> No.14963436

>>14963429
Something something Phoenix Wright in Madoka's window saying contracts aren't legally binding to a minor or something

>> No.14963439

>>14963420
You're not. Frankly I don't hate those people, they seem to be pretty happy and have a good thing going for them. I just wish they didn't party all the damn time, not consider how other people might feel about them being so obnoxiously happy.

This shit's the exact reason why people become supervillains.

>> No.14963441

>>14963425
Or jinko maid or cuddly manticore.
See how that works? The thread eats that shit up.

>> No.14963445

>>14963435
I'm A Lover Not A Fighter.
My Love Still Burns
The Wham Bam Salamander Slam

>> No.14963447

>>14963429
what if it was a 10 year old demon with the contract

>> No.14963450

>>14963447
It just reads "Promise to love me."

>> No.14963452

>>14963436
"Well son. Looks like Mr. Wright saves the day."
"But I think you have a stalker demon now"
"Have fun in the next 10 years"

>>14963447
I was thinking the demon is around 12. I wonder what >>14963436 thinks about that.

>> No.14963453

>>14963435
Anon's ladder.

>> No.14963464

>>14963450
Sounds like one of those moments when a mature demon showing the paper to anon with tears of joy than she's found him agian

>> No.14963467
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14963467

You've finally caught that smug mouse that has been eating your food, playing your games, and using your hot water while you were gone. What do you do with her now?

>> No.14963468

>>14963453
Not him but I gotta ask.
why would you call it that

>> No.14963471

>>14963467
Well, I guess it's time to reinact a story I've read
Is what I'd say if I had rope
Instead, she's getting a very stern talking to

>> No.14963472

>>14963467
Fuck an alp in front of her

>> No.14963473

>>14963467
>strip her and have her suspended in thin air for 2 days
>ignore her and do my usual stuff

>> No.14963474

>>14963467
Put her on the train with all the other good vermin.

>> No.14963478

>>14963445
>The Wham Bam Salamander Slam
see as this involves a metal stick and a salamander, this is the best one.

>> No.14963486

>>14963422
Oh hey Stacy, is your mom home?

>> No.14963487

>>14963467
Tell her that she could at least ask frist.

>> No.14963493
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14963493

Jinkos in space!

>> No.14963494

>>14963464
>She doesn't even care that there are silly love hearts in the writing, she stills frames it as her first and most important contract.

>> No.14963498
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14963498

>>14963467
"I've finally caught you! Now stop being smug!"
>"Oh? Well done. Only 200 more to go..."
"W-What?"

>> No.14963504

>>14963498
This is a problem I would be ok with having.

Yandere rat infestation please

>> No.14963508

I've been debating myself about whether or not monster girls should be able to birth sons for a long time now, and I concluded that ultimately it is not the right question to ask

There are various reasons why someone would want monster girls to birth sons, but we can sum them up to the 2 main ones
First: That person wants a son
Second: That person wants human women to become obsolete and/or go extinct

In the end there are only 3 cases where one would be justified in wanting monster girls to be able to birth sons
First: They both want a son and the obsoletion/extinction of human women
Second: They want a son, and they do not care about the fate of human women
Third: They do not mind having a son, and they want the obsoletion/extinction of human women

I don't think that this is a subject prone to being argued, although I am interested in reading your opinions

>> No.14963509

>>14963498
>I wonder if Niggerman's free this weekend?

>> No.14963513

>>14963508
Reason 4 - KC said so.
And so it must be.

>> No.14963521

>>14963471
Because you have no rope, she is still smug and now does all of the usual in the open and half naked.
>>14963472
Scarred by the realization you had a girlfriend, she leaves with all of the luggage she had hidden away.
>>14963473
The denial play and desire to have water have her begging for mercy at the end of the two days, and the smug is gone.
>>14963474
She stars on a hit reality show that runs for two seasons called 'Rail rats', depicting the travels of dime a dozen rodent girls unable to find work anywhere. She eventually marries the cameraman.
>>14963487
She calls you boring and asks if she can sleep in your bed that night since the laundry hamper is too cold.
>>14963498
Enjoy your new family anon! A reminder to any home owner to check for mice in the walls before buying or moving in.

>> No.14963522

>Writefags are dying out, the few that remain need practice writing things that aren't greentext
>Check other monster girl sites for fix
>Nearly every writefag has taken a cut in quality and quantity
>Some have fallen off the face of the earth
>Same with the drawfags
>OC well is drying up
>Look at that one board on the other chan
>Writefag thread full of mediocre to okay writers, the latter being a massive minority
>They have some ugly donut steal monster girl mascot
>What the fuck is wrong with these people
>See bromonts name flash once, of all people
>He's still writing bizarre slime
>5 years later, he's still going

Jesus. I'm fairly confident that even when /mgt/ and the /mgg/ on /a/ have finally run their course and died off, that man will STILL be writing the same shit. It's like witnessing an internet eldritch horror.

Will that be the fate of every writefag here?

>> No.14963524

>>14963521
>She calls you boring and asks if she can sleep in your bed that night since the laundry hamper is too cold.
Oh well that's fine. But don't get surprised if 'something' happends if during the night if we seep in the same bed.

>> No.14963525

>>14963468
Anon already dead

>> No.14963526

>>14963522
Maybe its a sign that we are now going down the hill instead of up. I only hope that when our time comes and this thread dies that it'll be quick, painless, and hopefully kinda funny.

>> No.14963529
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>>14963498
Too many rats!

>> No.14963530

>>14963526
It will be slow, drawn out and ultimately kinda depressing.

>> No.14963531

>>14963508
Pretty much, but even if they did birth sons it would take a long time to replace all the human women, if they even die out.

>> No.14963533

>>14963530
I hate to say it but your probably right. I would say i'd try to find solace in some of the other sites that major in MG content but honestly, this place is definitely the most entertaining. If not also just easy to float in and out of.

>> No.14963535

>>14963522
Well, it was a pretty shit fetish to begin with. Now we can all go back to masturbating to gfd, fantasy yaoi and muscle girls like we ought to.

>> No.14963537

>>14963522
We're still around, and people have been heralding our death for years.

>> No.14963538

>>14963533
This is easily the best place to discuss monstergirls. Better than dead-chan, better than fujoyaoimusu on /a/, better than the wiki comments section.

>> No.14963542

>>14963538
Never posted on the wiki but reading through it was physically painful. I honestly don't know if those guys are literally retarded, in middleschool, or what. Seriously, the cringe would churn my stomach for hours after reading through some of those articles.

>> No.14963543

>>14963538
>wiki comments section

So I must be out of the loop, but is this actually a thing?

>> No.14963552
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14963552

>>14963538
>wiki comments section

>> No.14963558

>>14963543
"You and your sister took refuge in a hospital during a ghouls infestation. One of them was stalking you until you manage to fool her and holding her in a room.

- This should delay it. - You say relieved.

- Oni-chan this is the morgue! - Tell your sister worried.

Suddenly you hear screams coming from inside as in dozens of voices.

- Oh god!

What do you do?"

>> No.14963559

>>14963288
>denying you
Dude, she's not denying me anything when I'm giving that shit up.

>> No.14963563

>>14963558
Kill myself?

>> No.14963564

>>14963493
Aliens are not allowed because that one guy said so.

>> No.14963565

>>14963558
>Tell your sister worried
I am angry.
Angry at autists.

>> No.14963567

>>14963558
Why does no one make a MG game on Ren'py?
I mean, I'm making one but it's too violent.

>> No.14963568

>>14963558

The worst part is that this one's grammar and spelling is actually decent compared to others.Some of them are incomprehensible and sound like the ramblings of men touched by an eldritch god.

>> No.14963569

>>14963558
It's good to see that after all this time, Alp is still as scathing and witty as ever with his dialogue.

>> No.14963574

>>14963567
You're what now.

>> No.14963575

>>14963569
Jesus christ someone call life alert im fucking suffocating over here.

>> No.14963576

>>14963569
Hahaha

>> No.14963577

>>14963574
I'm making an MG game on renpy.
It has no images and it's violent.

>> No.14963579

>>14963577
Goodluck?

>> No.14963580

>>14963577
What's it about?

>> No.14963590

>>14963580
In so far, you step out your door and shit happens.

>> No.14963598
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14963598

See that part where the pink of her skin and the red of her wings fade into each other?
That's where you lick. Trust me on this.

>> No.14963601

>>14963569
savage af

>> No.14963602 [SPOILER] 
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14963602

>>14963494
>Love hearts
>"Silly"

Anon, pls.

>> No.14963607

>>14963601
What's ai-effu?

>> No.14963609

>>14963607
"as fuck"

>> No.14963613

>>14963494
>first
WHORE

>> No.14963614

>>14963609
Well pardon my zinger.

>> No.14963620
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>> No.14963621

>>14963620
I wont my boid.

>> No.14963630

I know its more bad writing then MG related, but has any got that bad visual novel demo thing that showed up here a while back?

>> No.14963631

I'm thinking of legitimately harming myself because there are no MGs in the world

>> No.14963633
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14963633

>Finally marry that Titania Onee-san
>You're a completely just, nice, and virtuous guy and virtuous kept everything romantic and non-lewd beforehand, a platonic relationship
>Finely tenderly, lovingly have intercourse with her
>You bust a HUGE load in that fae-womb, consummating the marriage
>"W-Wow, Anon. That was neat, but kinda s-scary too..."
>She suddenly gives a big, childish smile like she's just remembered something "So when does Mister Stork come with our baby? Doing the special mommy-daddy marriage-hug means mister Stork Comes and gives you a baby, right, Anon?"

What do?

>> No.14963638

>>14963598
Patrician fethises:

>Licking
>Sniffing
>Armpits
>Bush
>Midriff
>Navel (extension of midriff?)
>Back of neck

>> No.14963639

>>14963631
Will you use blood magic to summon one? Do you actually know how? You might want to check out the magic rituals from Bible Black just in case.

>> No.14963640

>>14963630
not too sure what you are talking about

>> No.14963644

>>14963639
I'm going to kill myself by auto erotic asphyxiation and pretend I'm being BDSM'd by anime girls

>> No.14963647

>>14963644
Make sure to tell your family that in your suicide note.

>> No.14963648

>>14963644
I see. Do try to enjoy yourself, and should you happen to survive, tell me how it was. Also tell me if you become a spooky ghost.

>> No.14963650

>>14963633
Leave her to the same night. Force her to work in a sweatshop to keep her child clothed and feed. Let her be taken advantage of by countless other men until I return at her death bed and give the loli the love that she deserved.

>> No.14963651

>>14963633
Bop her on the head and tell her to make me a sandwich.

>> No.14963653

>>14963630
>>14963640
I found it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVn1TI2QHiA

>> No.14963658

>>14963633
>Any monster girl thinking that sex is scary
That sounds ridiculous

Titanias are the best innocent and ignorant MGs by far
I want to tell one that my sperm is a poison is that she needs to help me get it out of my system otherwise I'd die
>Clumsy panicked handjob ensues

>> No.14963659

>>14963633
Well we just have to make sure that Mister Stork comes here then. Let's do another "special mommy-daddy marriage-hug".
I also heard that cuddling helps with that.

>> No.14963660

>>14963653
GO HOME GAMER GIRL

>> No.14963663

>>14963653
You know. I give people like our writefags and the wiki comments people shit for their grammar and story but this makes me want to stab something.

>> No.14963665

>>14963653
Needs less hoes and more alps.

>> No.14963668

>>14963522
>drawfags fallen off the face of the earth
I feel like most of the drawfags still draw monster girls though.

Sketch for gazer guy and cerea waifu coming soon.jpeg

>> No.14963671

>>14963493
Suzuka is better.

>> No.14963690

One of the best things you can do is be a standard joe in the army

That way then the monsters attack, you can have decent fights with lizard women, minotuars and the occasional battle succubus.

And you can Leave the Dynasty warriors tier monster generals to the pretty boy heroes on the frontline and not get taken out in one hit and raped.

>> No.14963696

>>14963690
Sure thing man. Steve's got your back.

>> No.14963700

>>14963690
The regular knights are the ones that get to share war stories while the heroes get to be the playthings of the lilims and dragons.

>> No.14963701

>>14963690
>Lizard women
Yeah, maybe, but you gotta be pretty fucking fit and well trained and equipped to boot.
>Minotuars and the occasional battle succubus.
Pfff, not a fucking chance

>> No.14963705

>>14963690
>Musou
>No beautiful lamian woman who loves to play the flute to take as your wife

>> No.14963706

>>14963701
Think a bit more about it.
Your "some guy" in a army unit. of course battling one of those would get you in trouble. but that's if your alone.

some well planned team work can go a long way.

>> No.14963710

>>14963706
What if the enemy uses well planned team work, Commander?

>> No.14963715

>>14963696
In this situation we are already dealing with monster warriors, so I don't get how Steve can make this one worse.

>> No.14963720

>>14963715
>woops, guess I accidentally tripped you man!
>woops, looks like I misplaced all the ammo, sorry!
>woops, looks like I "fell asleep" on my watch and they sneaked on us in the night, what a klutz I am!

>> No.14963722

>>14963710
Then we use our well planned teamwork to counter their plans with back up plans!

Or we set something on fire and run, for fire is 7/10 times the acceptable alternative.

>> No.14963723

>>14963722
Setting random crap on fire it is, chief.

>> No.14963725

>>14963690
>Battle Succubus
>She's a high ranking commander
>Despite that, she only has training and ceremonial experience
I'll show her a real battle, if you get what I mean.

>> No.14963728

It's a full moon tonight, what can I go to attract a waifu?

>> No.14963749

>>14963728
Go for a walk innawoods.

>> No.14963750
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14963750

SO how about them sahuagins?

>> No.14963754

>>14963750
I'm too cold for damp girls.

>> No.14963758

>>14963750
They're fine. I don't like lolis all that much.

>> No.14963766

>>14963749
I can go for a walk inna suburb. Dunno where the woods are.

>>14963750
I like to imagine that as they grow older, taller and their curves grow out, they shed their swimsuit scales and a two piece grows in. Something mature and alluring to accentuate their large breasts and wide womanly hips. I like to think that after so many years protected by the navy blue scales, their pink fleshy bellies are as sensitive as a mummies and super vulnerable to kisses.

>> No.14963769
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14963769

>>14963758
What about non-loli sahuagin?

>> No.14963771

>>14963766
>Dunno where the woods are
Sometimes I wonder how people can live without trees around them. I always go inna woods when I feel antsy.

>> No.14963777

>>14963769
Better.

>> No.14963778

>>14963769
>Smiling
What the fuck is this shit?

>> No.14963779

>>14963771
When I feel antsy I turn the AC up.

>> No.14963782

>>14963715
>>14963720
Must...go...deeper!

The main thing here is that anon wants to stay away from the big guns in battle right? So as a a good traitor there are quite a few ways to fuck that up.

>1.Hype anon's skills to superiors so he gest promoted and sent to the more dagerous areas of the battle field.
>2.good old fashioned abandon-him-at-a-crucial-moment strategy, the lead bigger threat to him.
>3.Wurm, nuff said.
>4.Get a high ranker (Dragon, commander jinko ect.) and tell her about him. of your luck the monster actualy wants a average guy.

>> No.14963785

>>14963771
When I feel antsy I have a wank

>> No.14963786

>>14963782
Well done, that man.

>> No.14963791

>>14963779
>>14963785
See how we're all different?

>> No.14963796

>>14963791
When I feel antsy I buy a can of Raid.

>> No.14963798

>>14963796
Can't you just coexist?

>> No.14963800
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14963800

>tfw no devil bug infestation

>> No.14963802

>>14963798
There's that word again.

>> No.14963803

>>14963782
Steve or no Steve, I would be pretty confused if I'm a average guy and the dragon general singles me out. when there is a bunch of people around me probably doing a better job.

>> No.14963807

>>14963769
They already were quite meh but you turned them into shit

>> No.14963810
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14963810

>>14963807
But I prefer the shy loli sahuagin!

>> No.14963813

>>14963800
Do you think devil bugs and mouse girls battle for control of the insides of the walls, or do they practice diplomacy and cooperation?

>> No.14963818

>>14963813
I'd say they coexist and sing jolly songs. It's only when a fierce predator like a yandere 'mukade enters the walls and crawlspaces that there's trouble.

>> No.14963825

>>14963807
>Implying they weren't shit to begin with
>Implying making them non-pedobait doesn't actually improve them
A non-loli Kuufish would actually turn my head for once.

>> No.14963827

>>14963818
>yandere 'mukade
Truly a devilbug's worst nightmare.

>> No.14963833

>>14963800
I want to hug a devil bug.

>> No.14963838
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14963838

>>14963825
non loli anything is a plus

>> No.14963842
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14963842

>>14963838
Tall me about it. Still best goat

>> No.14963845

>>14963838
onee-san > loli sabbath.

>> No.14963846

>>14963810
They are boring desu

>>14963825

Nope, it's shit

>> No.14963848

>>14963846
No, your imagination is shit.

>> No.14963849
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14963849

>>14963838
>>14963825
>>14963842

Jeez what are you guys doing talking about those antiques. You need to get some DFC in your lives

>> No.14963850

>>14963842
TELL ME ABOUT ONEE-SAMA. WHY DOES SHE WEAR MEN'S SHIRTS?

>> No.14963856

>>14963849
>Here come the sabbathshills
Don't have to be a lolifag to enjoy DFC either. I mean I prefer me some cowtits, but I won't turn down a tall and leggy beauty with thick thighs and ass for days because her chest is flat.

>> No.14963859

>>14963850
LOTTA CUTENESS FOR A FALSE IDOL

>> No.14963862

>>14963859
Or perhaps she's wondering why anon would let her stay the night without slipping into bed with her!

>> No.14963865

>>14963862
At least you can cuddle. Who are you?

>> No.14963867
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14963867

>>14963856
L o l i c o n i s j u s t i c e !

>> No.14963870

>>14963865
It doesn't matter who we are. What matters is our wine.

>> No.14963872

>>14963867
See, your abrasive, militant nature is why you have to literally brainwash people into liking you.

>> No.14963875

>>14963870
No one cared how soft and cute I was until I put on the men's shirt.

>> No.14963885
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14963885

>>14963872
Is stating facts abrasive and militant?

>> No.14963889

Would FE or advanced wars fit MGs better?

>> No.14963890

>>14963885
Asserting your opinions as truth is, yeah.

>> No.14963891
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14963891

>>14963889
FE.

>> No.14963893
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14963893

>>14963890
But I didn't state an opinion, I stated a fact.

>> No.14963896

>>14963890
Isn't it something onee-forces do on daily basis?

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14963904

>>14963893

>> No.14963906
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14963906

>>14963803
I find the idea of a dragon ignoring the hero's me quite charming.

>Be Knight guy
>Perfect fine with being a cog in the machine.
>One day caught in hectic battle.
>Everything was find until a dragon enters the fray.
>Men get thrown left and right. blades don't look like the stop her.
>You decide to relocate, last you see of the dragon is some hero guy dual wielding holy blades jump at her.
>Battle goes a little smoothly after that, manage to take a few monsters down.
>Some how the dragon has ended up near you again and like before few things stall her movements.
>"Stand aside man" you hear from a hero-knight with a lance. "I shall defeat the foul beast"
>`Better him then you` you think to yourself. the lance knight charges forward and you go in the completely opposite direction.
>Battle rolls on
>taken a lot of hits, the odd deep one due to a particularly nasty succubus but still able to fight
>Your about engage a werewolf before you here the voice behind you growl out "No! This one is mine!"
>The werewolf looks like she's about to cry before she flees.
>Turning around. you look staring into the eyes of the same dragon from earlier. her hair is ragged and there are deep gashes in her scales and armour, but your more worried about the unholy glare she's looking at you with.

>> No.14963908

>>14963889
FE

>> No.14963911

>>14963906
Rally to the other knights.
Charge en masse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tgi-j56ueU&ebc=ANyPxKr-nWECtscSga2kBrumjmBsf4tMug4fFm5hksKnIEaBQserJw-TfHZXdFj8otfPGxdByomiwM4IgM-yfoDMNG-9TrKthQ

>> No.14963912

>>14963889
I don't know what that is.

>> No.14963916

>>14963906
I want to battle her! Not hurt her, just battle.

>> No.14963917

>>14963911
>1:45
>Top Waifu
>Merry knows it

>> No.14963925

>>14963906
As all ways, I notice the grammar after I post the blasted thing.

>> No.14963927

>>14961550
I thought it was translated months ago and only DLC were left untranslated
So now SJW-infested shit with no petting and ebin memes is the only way to play FE if? That's sad

>> No.14963932

>>14963906
gonna finish this?

>> No.14963937

>>14963932
No sadly.
I got distarcted and it led to a premature burnout

some bode else can do it, but ill put my peice in my greentext bucket

>> No.14963946

>>14963937
Please tell me you're faping so you can have an excuse for that awful grammar

>> No.14963950

>>14963906
>monstergirl death
Bad anon, bad.
You can't use them anymore.
t. kenkou cross

>> No.14963953

>>14961550
>fan translation canned

>> No.14963954

>>14963946
I like to keep my faping a secret thank you
I'm actually cooking pasta so I've got one hand stirring the pot.

>> No.14963959

I wish we had more pictures of various girls wearing flowers in their hair.

>> No.14963962
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>>14963959
Like fairies?

>> No.14963966

>>14963962
Like Fairies.

>> No.14963968

>>14963954
Get to typing that pasta themed dragon gril sequel you pleb

>> No.14963970

>>14963968
>haughty dragon dropping her spaghetti

>> No.14963971

>>14963968
What?

>> No.14963973
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14963973

>>14963966
Drunk yamata no orochi.

>> No.14963976

>>14963973
I'm lazy and don't work, I should be sacrificed to her!

>> No.14963989

>>14963968
I dont get it

>> No.14964015
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>>14963959
Looking through the rest of the affection scenes, and the girls that have flowers on their heads are:

Nancy (fairy)
Nia (banshee)
Tatake (tanuki)
Kuruwa (tsuchigumo)
Flare (papillon)
Aluru (alraune)
Ariel (sylph)
Rem (gremlin)
Rhea (land harpy)
Kagachi (yamata no orochi)
Meroune (mermaid)

>> No.14964028

>>14964015
KC needs to do a Geremlin girl already, although she'd probably get thread canoned into being based off the movie.

>> No.14964037

>>14964028
>although she'd probably get thread canoned into being based off the movie.

That's a bad thing?

>> No.14964038
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14964038

You're in the dungeon with your Monster Girl waifu when this guy ambushes you from behind and smacks your waifu's ass.

What will you do?

>> No.14964043
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>>14964037
Hell no!

>> No.14964046
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>>14964038
Big cat is fine too...

>> No.14964048

>>14964043
Didn't they kill that with lightning in the move?

>> No.14964049

>>14964043
...sticking to Tanuki.

>> No.14964053

>>14964048
No, she marries that one guy, it's the last scene in the movie.

>> No.14964058

>>14964028
A wild guess, but the KC gremlin would be a mad fusion of the goblin and troll

>> No.14964060

>>14964038
Kill it.
With violence.

>> No.14964064
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14964064

>>14964028
Ah, their love of fucking up your electronic devices and extra spicy chewing gum.

>> No.14964067

>>14964043
come back when the humanise the face
...and voice

>> No.14964074

>>14964043
Its like if the mucus toad took a acid bath

>> No.14964079

>>14964038
OHFUCKWHATISTHATKILLITWITHFIREBALL!
And it was only after casting that the panicked wizard realized using fireball in a narrow dungeon corridor was a very bad idea.

>> No.14964084

>>14963906
I want to know what happened to the heroes she fought.

>> No.14964094

>You'll never ask your lich waifu if its really necessary to have such long winded chants when she casts magic
>If they need to be so grand
>If they need to invoke so many gods at once
>She'll never look at you with that dedpan expression and ask if you remember what she said about emotions being linked to magic power, in most cases the stronger the emotion the easier it is to pull off a powerful spell
>Her eyes will never sparkle and she looks up at you and says "Doesn't the chant sound cool?"
>You'll never have a lich who uses her spellcasting as an outlet for her chuuni nature.

>> No.14964103

>>14964094
>MMXVI
>still chanting english

Get with the times grandpa.

>> No.14964106

>>14963973
Cute! Love her dress and the flower in her hair, along with the tipsy expression.
Are her hair snakes like MGE Medusa's, or do they just do their own thing?
Regardless, I'd love to cuddlefuck her while her hair snakes wrap around us.

>> No.14964110
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14964110

>>14964094
Would marry a chuuni Lich. Really though I'd marry any kind of Lich, they're way too cute.

>> No.14964111

>>14964084
Defeated, denied, discarded, and fought over like gold coins tossed to a horde of bandits in a bar by the rest of the army.

>> No.14964112

>>14964103
But I never said that. And really, english would be the most powerful language to chant from as it draws on so many different ancient languages.

>> No.14964114

>>14964112
That's not how you chant, perkele!

>> No.14964117

>>14964106
I don't own Kagachi so I have yet to read her event scenes. I assume each has their own independent thoughts (since she has 8 tails to go with the 8 heads) unlike medusas/hydras but ultimately the main body makes the final decision.

>> No.14964129

>>14964114
Fuck off Alp

>> No.14964141

I want a sword forged in dragon fire!
And the dragon too!

>> No.14964150

>>14964129
No.

>> No.14964153

>>14964150
Please?

>> No.14964159

>>14964153
I'll shut up, how's that?

>> No.14964166

>>14964159
Acceptable

>> No.14964169
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>>14964166

>> No.14964173
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>> No.14964177

>>14964173
Why is she sticking her tongue out?

>> No.14964187

>>14964141
>Dragon spends years secretly learning smithing techniques so that she can forge you a sword using swords taken from her horde
>She engraves both of your names at the base of the blade
>You need to start lifting to wield it because she forged you a dragonslayer

>> No.14964188

>>14964173
>file name
Ha! And what are you going to do about it, rape me?

>> No.14964189

>>14964187
Best waifu ever.

>> No.14964200

>>14962230
I'm the guy who had originally mentioned the penile alterations via monster magic/potions. I whole-heartedly agree that futa belongs on /d/ and going "HURR DURR HE IMAGINES KINKY SEX WITH A LICH LIKE DICK IN THE ASS AND IN THE PUSSY HE MUST LIKE FUTA AS WELL" is something only an idiot can conclude with. There are such things as Doppleganger potions, after all.

>> No.14964210

>>14964187
She going to be walking with a limp and dripping when i'm done showing my thanks.
dont care if she's stonger then me, Ill make it happen

>> No.14964216
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14964216

>it's snowing again
The cold never bothered me anyway.

>> No.14964217

>>14964188
Yes.
Also lay eggs in your ass.

>> No.14964218
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14964218

>>14964216
It never ends

>> No.14964228

>>14964218
Is this the legendary loli "Snow Eater"? i heard there was only 3 of them in the entire world!

>> No.14964229

>>14964217
Okay! I'm just going to go away from here and never come back before you dod that.
I rather keep my ass egg free if you wouldn't mind.

>> No.14964269
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14964269

Do we have any stories that deal with dom/sub stuff without being, you know, shit?

>> No.14964274

>>14964218
Give Maus soup after some comes in covered in Snow!

>> No.14964283

>>14964216
>First day of spring
>It snows
I'm just imagining a group of yukionna jocks bullying people randomly.

>> No.14964288

>>14964283
Yuki-Onnas bullying random Anons, Jotunns riding down milk-breathed boys and turning them into men, Awawawawas still awawawawaing while they cook in their jackets

>> No.14964298
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>> No.14964300
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>> No.14964301

>>14964298
But who dat on the right?

>> No.14964310
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14964310

>>14964301
Ena the echidna, from the online game..

>> No.14964312

>>14964301
Anon's waifu.

>> No.14964315

>>14964310
Uh-huh. I wouldn't know anything about any such games.

>> No.14964316

>>14964312
But my waifu's Anivia tho.

>> No.14964318

>>14964298
>tsundere wins
What harem anime bullshit is this?

>> No.14964319

>>14964316
Are you Anon?

>> No.14964320

Here's a title: A Weekend in Jötunheim
Now tell me what happens in it.

>> No.14964325

>>14964320
Anon kills giants with his wife Azathoth.

>> No.14964327

>>14964319
Unless there's a namefag by the name of Anon,
we all are anon. Don't be silly.

>> No.14964333

>>14964315
http://monmusuonline.wikia.com/wiki/Monster_Musume_no_Iru_Nichijou_Online_Wiki
http://dailylifewithamonstergirl.wikia.com/wiki/Monster_Musume:_Everyday_Life_with_Monster_Girls_Online
http://wikiwiki.jp/mon-musu/

>> No.14964351

>>14964327
If a MG comes here looking for Anon then who answers her?

>> No.14964355

>>14964315
It's basically P2W boatsluts, but with shit maps and cute MGs.

>> No.14964356

>>14964351
Marklar? This is Marklar. Approaching Marklar.

>> No.14964387

>>14964320
Anon meets a girl and they fuck

>> No.14964390
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14964390

Hope the artist colours this one but it's still nice to see new Basilisk content.

>> No.14964398

>>14964390
I want to stare into her eyes all day long

>> No.14964404

>>14964269
>without being, you know, shit?
Whether or not they're shit is totally subjective.

>> No.14964406

I want to withhold orgasms from my Kobold daughteru starting a week before she goes into heat! Then once she goes into heat, I'm going to tie her up and gag her, put barely moving vibrators in her pussy and anus, and then fuck her mother right in front of her! Once my Kobold waifu is somewhat satisfied, we'll lovingly pamper our bound daughteru and give her all the orgasms she can handle!

>> No.14964407

>>14964310
She looks nothing like the Echidna seen in the anime end cards.

>> No.14964409

>>14964404
>implying Alp's Dark Elf story isn't objectively shit
I was promised S&M and I got awkward teens building a house out of cardboard. The symbolism is lost on me.

>> No.14964412
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>>14964315
It's Kancolle with MGs.

>>14964390
I hope too. It's always nice to see more Lamias content.
She doesn't chicken hands though. It's still a very good thing.

>> No.14964420

>>14964269
Now when you say dom/sub are you talking about hard femdom or soft?

>> No.14964425

>>14964420
I'd prefer soft, please. Pain makes me squeamish.

>> No.14964433
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14964433

>>14964390
I hope the artist draws the Basilisk with huge tits at some point.
>>14964409
Of course that one is objectively shit. On the subject of "dom/sub" stuff I actually like, I'd say Ghoul since I appreciate how Gryam and Clara fuck with each other.
>dat forced kissing
>dat surprise anal vidya scene

>> No.14964440

>>14964433
>Ghoul
Penywise?

>> No.14964444

>>14964390
Sauce on the artist?

>> No.14964445

>>14964440
Yep.

>> No.14964447

>>14964433
HUGE

HAUGHTY

DRAGON

TITS!

>> No.14964451

>>14964445
Right then. I'll make do with that.

>> No.14964452

>>14964433
That Basilisk kinda has huge tits.
But yeah more tits is always a good thing.

>> No.14964453

>>14964447
Every Dragon is great as a haughty

Discuss

>> No.14964457

>>14964425
I don't really know about any specifically BDSM stories in particular but as far as femdom goes these are pretty k:

http://pastebin.com/80DGiGcD
http://pastebin.com/uEv9sU0C
http://pastebin.com/xvcRB3Yd
http://pastebin.com/k9nrkyzz
Or, if you're wanting to absolutely without a shadow of a doubt brain yourself afterwards:
http://touchfluffytail.org/?story=your-drunk-mistress-2

Keep in mind this is all opinion and shouldn't reflect what is and is not shit. FUCK YOU ELH WHERE'S MY FUCKING TERRASQUE SNU-SNU. ONE MENTION IS NOT ENOUGH YOU HACK.

>> No.14964462

>>14964453
Haughty AND huge.

>> No.14964465

>>14964462
Define huge

>> No.14964468
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>>14964457
Why thank you anon.

>> No.14964472

>>14964465
As in BIG FAT MONSTER TATS.

But they can be huge in other ways like height or muscles.

>> No.14964498

>>14964444
https://twitter.com/sanmotogoroo
http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=4877562

>> No.14964499
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14964499

Werebat-chan vs Superwurm (with Bondage Amazon) came out and got smashed by critics.
When will people learn that throwing Wurms at buildings isn't good cinema?

>> No.14964509

>>14964499
Never, because people will always pay for that kind of mindless crap.

>> No.14964514

>>14964509
Well excuse me if I thought Chuuni Kunoichi was a great love story!

>> No.14964519
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>>14964514
Manhunt the musical was much better.
The stella lorettas did their best perfomance in years.

>> No.14964527
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14964527

Hathorite Kunoichi

>> No.14964528

>>14964527
That ass, man! It's like it was sculpted for me by Aphrodite herself!

>> No.14964530

>>14964527
Why not Hathorite everything?

>> No.14964536

>>14964530
Mad Moollah please!

>> No.14964544
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>>14964527
Any kind of Kunoichi is fine by me, although nothing could beat one based off of Ayame from tenchu.

>> No.14964547

>>14964544
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4urOji0m7I8
>Ayame
My nigger

>> No.14964555
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14964555

Going to the park with a hellhound and eating french fries together while talking about your favorite movies, after going to the Natural History Museum on a date.

>> No.14964560

I want to pet a Maus and call her cute while she nibbles on some cheese!

>> No.14964578

>>14964468
Is there a colored version of this. If not, I'll start working on it.

>> No.14964579

>>14964555
Can't go wrong with that.

>> No.14964585

>>14964527
Fuck I love asses so much.

>> No.14964595

>Find new Dark Elf MILF doujin on ex
>It starts vanilla
>Human hunter saves her and they get married, have a baby, and start an inn
>Instantly turns into NTR
>Magician fuckers her in secret in order to ensure the continued success of the business
>Happy ending regardless

fuck this shit.

>> No.14964599
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>>14964595
At least vanilla elf porn isn't rare.

>> No.14964612

>>14964595
We have tags so we can avoid that kind of shit.

>> No.14964616

>>14964599
My heart.
My dick

>> No.14964617 [DELETED] 
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14964617

Angry Angel Felatio

>> No.14964618

>>14964617
Enjoy your vacation

>> No.14964627

>>14964617
Nigga you're dumb.

>> No.14964635

>>14964617
Why would you put your dick in it when you clearly just pissed it off?

>> No.14964680

>>14964555
Giving the hellhound a goodbye kiss in the cheek before going home embarrassed.

>> No.14964707

Can we talk about the worst of writefagging?

What story is so bad it's laughably good?

>> No.14964712
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>> No.14964715

>>14964707
Try some of these.

http://pastebin.com/u/alpanon

>> No.14964716

>>14964712
Who, or what is this semen demon?

>> No.14964718

>>14964715
Hey, not cool man

>> No.14964719

>>14964707
You're only going to get two responses. One being stories that aren't the worst but are controversial to start general shitflinging about taste. The other is the honest response of some horrible wiki/tft author nobody has heard of.

>> No.14964722

>>14964718
You're right, let me rephrase that. Try ALL of these. Yeah.

>> No.14964726

>>14964530
Because when everyone moos, no one does.

>> No.14964727

>>14964712
I don't know why but she seems very flustered about being in all that armor. Like she's embarrassed and would repeately apologize for cleaving your arm off with that huge sword.

>> No.14964728
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14964728

>>14964716
>>14964716
A spirit possessing a sword who happens to be a princess. Who can make herself solid for a short period of time so you can literally soul fuck her.

>> No.14964729

>>14964726
Fuck off Syndrome.

>> No.14964730

>>14964715
Hahaha, holy shit, that's terrible!

>> No.14964733

>>14964728
Sword Tsukumogami then? Excellent.

>> No.14964737

>>14964730
I know right? It's like it was typed by a chimpanzee with down's syndrome.

>> No.14964742

>>14964733
iirc her backstory is some dick-ass mage trapped her in the sword. Remember kids, around mages it's best to chop off their hands first.

>> No.14964747

>>14964737
The dialogue feels like it was written by a 3rd grader trying to sound adult.

>> No.14964769
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>>14964730
>>14964737
>>14964747
Perkele

>> No.14964787

>>14964769
I used to think anything tied to Alps were nothing but sheer faggotry.

I still do, but I used to think so as well. Ultimately, they bring out the worst kind of degenerates and talentless writers.

>> No.14964793

>>14964787
Alp himself deserves a little bit of credit given he's a Finn. Between bouts of crying and drinking shitty vodka he gave that to us.

>> No.14964794

>>14964793
I hope he commits suicide. He deserves to die for what he did to Oomukades.

>> No.14964800

>>14964794
Wait what did alp do too Oomukades?

>> No.14964801

>>14964793
Here's hoping refugees rape and murder him to death.

>> No.14964804

Can we talk about the worst of Drawfagging?

What image is so bad it's laughably good?

>> No.14964805

>>14964800
He turned them into a memetic stinkpede.

>> No.14964815

>>14964804
Alp legitimately wins that one. I don't like his writing, but his terrible drawings make me smile.

>> No.14964816

>>14964804
A good portion of .less's work is pretty terrible, all things considered.

>> No.14964817

>>14964805
Curse Alp with all your might, you can't unmeme stinkypedes.

>> No.14964818

>>14964805
So he is the one who made people treat them like shut-in nerds who can't speak three words without stuttering and haven't showered in weeks?

>> No.14964821

>>14964818
No, they were NEETs from before that because they have the same hair-style as Tomoko. He just made them stinky.

>> No.14964823

>>14964818
Him alongside Edge McEdgenstein with that dystopian Oomukade greentext, yes

>> No.14964827

>>14964804
Mithrils stuff. Doesn't help he has .less' shitposty attitude along with the inability to register critiques and criticisms.

>> No.14964829

>>14964816
He's getting there

>>14964815
To be honest I've never seen Alp's drawings. Can you link them?

>> No.14964830

>>14964815
Alp is definitely among the most based of drawfags. He takes my requests all the time!

>> No.14964840

>>14964830
Really? Want something drawn now?

>> No.14964843

>>14964823
What are you talking about anon? That never happened. No such thing was ever written by anyone ever. Why would you say that?
Now I need to go and drink heavily for completely other reasons.

>> No.14964847

>>14964829
>Can you link them?

They are literally so bad that he deletes them within minutes of posting them and nobody bothers saving them. It makes catching them a rare and delightful event.

>> No.14964855

This is a manhunt Danny, they're not gonna stop until we're alped

>> No.14964858

>>14964855
>manhunt
>looking for alps

>> No.14964860

>>14964816
Bringing up .less when talking about genuinely bad drawings is pretty harsh.

Sure he had sameface issues at one point but he's got over that quite nicely. Alp would be the obvious answer if he wasn't joking around so the prize goes to that guy who's still learning to draw, I forgot his name though.

>> No.14964862

>>14964855
>"man"hunt

>> No.14964873

>>14964858
>>14964862
Your manhood is getting hunted.

>> No.14964878

>>14964860
>Sure he had sameface issues at one point but he's got over that quite nicely

No he hasn't. It's like Tim Buckley, can't take criticism and stuck giving every character the same face.

That's .less

>> No.14964879

>>14964840
Draw me some tits!

>> No.14964884

>>14964873
But why? WOuldn't be better if they just used me as a cumpump or something? Turning me into a alp seems pointless.

>> No.14964890

>>14964878
You're probably trolling or haven't been paying attention because he's changed a hell of a lot. Some people complained that his faces were getting too realistic at one point.

>> No.14964891

>>14964884
Alps are irrational anon, you can't rationalize with them.

>> No.14964895

>>14964884
Only gays alp anon, you know that.
If you are straight then those holsties will get pregnant and happy.
But if you're the the little twink you know you are? Well, I hope you enjoy motherhood.

>> No.14964903

>>14964891
>>14964895
But can't you just tease them a shit ton to stop them? Or just whip out your fully erect cock? It would stop them dead in their tracks.

>> No.14964904
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14964904

I looked through the Force of Will TCG tag on pixiv and uploaded all the monster girls I found, it's pretty much all cosplay tier and mermaids but there are a few good designs in there

Here is the link: http://imgur.com/a/u6SNS

That last one is spooky

>> No.14964907
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14964907

>>14964879
I'm afraid we can't have that.

>> No.14964912

>>14964907
aww.

bondage is neat tho, thanks Alp.

>> No.14964916

>>14964912
You're very welcome.
I'm starting to get into Wonder Woman for the bondage.

>> No.14964918

>>14964907
Is it... dying?

>> No.14964919

>>14964890
Still looks like the faces are drawn by an autistic mongoose, .less

You need to study actual people and facial structure if you think that it looks realistic.

>> No.14964920

>>14964903
Anon, these girl, they've been seeing red all day and won't take the time to converse.
The guards?
Demonic energy packed pellets, know to incubize a man in seconds and turn kobolds into rape machines that give ushi-onis pause.
The choice of action, is your to take now. After all, it's your balls on the line.

>> No.14964921

>>14964918
It's ahegaoing. Sorry, should have drawn it making peace-signs.

>> No.14964922

>>14964904
Niiice

>> No.14964923

Daily reminder that Sea Cow girls are cute!

CUTE!

>> No.14964925

>>14964921
Aah, now I see it.
Silly me.

>> No.14964927

>>14964919
Hey, blame the 3-4 people who kicked up a shit about his adult Baphomet.

>> No.14964928

>>14964916
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_jdI8H19QM
Kinky.

>> No.14964929

>>14964904
SPOOPY

>> No.14964930

>>14964923
Of course they are, they are great to cuddle with and love to get head pats. They are also very soft and friendly girls, they just like hugging you tightly while floating on the water's surface. Would a cute Sea Cow girl like to snuggle with me?

>> No.14964934

>>14964928
This fucking guy.

>> No.14964935

>>14964904
>Wolves and Red Riding Hood
WHERE'S FENMORE

>> No.14964937
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14964937

>>14964904
Any of the Mermaid Apprentice? She's my favorite FoW card art.

>> No.14964941

>>14964903
>Whip out the ol' dick
>'Wow anon you get hard at alps, you're such a fucking faggot holy shit'

>> No.14964942

>>14964904
Okay, what the fuck is force of will?
All I got from google was Italians.

>> No.14964948

>>14964904
One of the picture bugged out, here it is along with an Alp/trap of some sort: http://imgur.com/a/JtnJ6

>>14964937
I didn't see it, you can look for yourself, the tag is: フォースオブウィル

>>14964942
A trading card game with an anime artstyle

>> No.14964950

>>14964934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncj-wpBhr5E
Amazons are love. Amazons are life.

>> No.14964951

>>14964920
Can I even out run them? I rather keep my balls thank you.

>>14964941
Damn them! I guess I will have to caress their tails to make them stop.

>> No.14964953

>>14964950
I'm losing it now.

>> No.14964957

>>14964951
Do what you must you twinkie bitch.

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14964995

>>14963529
Too many Cooks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrGrOK8oZG8

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14964997

>>14964950
>>14964928
BONDAGE AMAZONS! WOO-WOO!

>> No.14965000

>>14964995
IT TAKES ALOT TO MAKE A STEW

>> No.14965005
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14965005

>>14963529
Where the fuck is my Skaven smut you faggot

>> No.14965011

>>14964997
And now I realized she looks like Korra. Fucking hell.

>> No.14965019
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14965019

>>14964599
Would you an elf in the school archery club?

>> No.14965038

>>14965019
I would. That girl from the archery club in F/SN was the best girl because her voice was pure sex.

>> No.14965039

>>14965019
I have no experience with archery, but sure.

>> No.14965041

>>14965019
Maybe, but I've never done archery before.

>> No.14965045

>>14965019
Only if the cute dark-skin one wants to teach me how to shoot.

>> No.14965062

>MFW almost had the idea for a short with little to no dialogue
>With a Grue girl
I don't even

>> No.14965068
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14965068

>>14965045
Time for some trick shots!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEG-ly9tQGk

>> No.14965071

>>14965019
Yeah, and we'll fight over which is better, guns or bows and arrows, then we'll have sweaty hate sex in the storage shed.

>> No.14965073

>>14965019
I'm gonna shoot my arrow of love right into her filthy elf rape-hole!

>> No.14965079

>>14965068
Yes PLEASE

>> No.14965088

>>14965068
Holy shit those thighs. You don't need those for archery.

>> No.14965089

>>14965088
You should be more impressed with the video.

>> No.14965095

>>14965068
Didn't this guy's claims about 'historical archery' get debunked?

>> No.14965119

>>14965095
I don't care.

>> No.14965120

>>14965095
Idk if thats true or not, but either way it looks like got at least something right.

>> No.14965137

>>14965089
Uhm... Sure yeah, that guy is pretty good. He can probably impress an entire elf village with his skills.

>> No.14965144

What was that blue ancient egyptian eye makeup called again?

>> No.14965147

>>14965144
Lapis lazuli

>> No.14965155

>>14965068
Dropped like an Elk!

>> No.14965174
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14965174

>>14965137
Or not
>Try to show off to an elf archer
>You've practiced for years to hone your skills
>She simply scoffs
>Her little sister, a child barely in her 30s, comes out
>She completely stomps you
>Every shot you can think of, she does faster, more accurately, and at greater distances
>She even pulls off shots you thought impossible
>'Try practicing for a few more decades and you might be passable.'
>'Now, how to punish you for trying to show us up... Sister, do you have any ideas?'
>'I could think of a few.~'
And Anon was never seen again

>> No.14965178

>>14964923
>Sea Cow
You mean an Ushi Oni with floaties?

>> No.14965181

>>14965174
Now that'd be a nice way to go.

>> No.14965188
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14965188

>>14965174
Big Elven Butts, vol. 9

>> No.14965200

>>14965174
At least he'll be shooting faster and the new targets are going to be pretty good.

>> No.14965201
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14965201

>>14965188
What about just Big Elven Everything?

>> No.14965229

>>14965201
I can agree with that, a big chubby, busty elf for me to cuddle all day long and give her head pats. Makes me wonder what would happen if I went up to a cute chubby elf and ask them out on a date, saying I think she's a cutie and I'd like to get to know you?

>> No.14965263
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14965263

>you will never lead a thick, dire Zombie around by a leash

>> No.14965273

>>14965263
Now that is a fantasy I can get behind

>> No.14965279

>>14963467
Partner up and go into business as a string-cheese magnate.

Every good Mouse Hunt needs a happy ending.

>> No.14965283

>>14965263
Grotesquery?

>> No.14965284

>>14965283
Nope.

>> No.14965298

>>14965263
Of course I won't.

I'll lead her by her hand.

>> No.14965299

>>14965263
>leash
>not tenderly and passionately loving her so that when she develops into a weight she will do the same

>> No.14965306

>>14965284
Do you know what that even is?

>> No.14965308
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14965308

Abossphis is for ___

>> No.14965313

>>14965308
Leaving for a boss that's not a bully.

>> No.14965315
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14965315

>>14965306
Maybe.
>>14965308
Babymaking, milking like a Holstaur.

>> No.14965316

>>14965308
Submitting paperwork on time and in triplicate, ensuring that her takeover of Pharaohinic Industries is complete and absolute, while at the same time frustrating her due to not giving her any reason to punish me until after our victory, when we can have fun at it

>> No.14965321
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14965321

>>14965308
Being led to my office on a leash for my 'bonus' for landing that big merger.

>> No.14965322
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14965322

>>14965315
It's another name for a Modern Prometheus or Flesh Golem. Basically Dire Zombie(ses)

>> No.14965328

>>14965321
>a bloody mouth and cuts and shit
I forgot .less was a gurofag.
>>14965322
I appreciate the insight.

>> No.14965330

>>14965322
I'll take a dozen. It'll probably drain me to support them all, but it'll be WORTH IT when they all wight.

>> No.14965333
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14965333

>>14965308
Marrying after you convince her that the Pharaoh would be really annoyed to see the two of you happy.

>> No.14965334

>>14965330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBsdWW7MOew
>Seven composite zombie body parts
>All Wighting at the same time

>> No.14965340

>>14965328
Huh. never noticed the scratches and stuff. All I realized was that it was uncensored vag.

>> No.14965352

>>14965308
Fucking vigorously and lovingly.

>> No.14965354

>>14965308
Ignoring and lazying around, since she loves you so much she can't fire you.

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14965371

>>14965328
They're bretty gud

>> No.14965373

I've had my first story hit 1,000 views. Thats pretty neato.

>> No.14965377

>>14965373
What is this story?

>> No.14965378

>>14965354
What if she coils you up for being lazy and squishes you in her flabby grapes?

>> No.14965383

>>14965377
Probably my weakest one. But its in a high school setting, so I guess people just like that. Ironically, the first story I ever wrote hasn't even cracked 500 views yet.

>> No.14965389

>>14965383
Stop shilling for replies and just post the link you faggot.

>> No.14965400

>>14965389
Excuse the fuck out of me for wanting to talk asshole.
http://pastebin.com/K45ByG6N

>> No.14965404

>>14965371
I always loved how out of the three, it wasn't the dedicated assassin, nor the shape-shifting berserker, but the love-freak life-protecting DOCTOR who's the most dangerous.

The others will just kill you. Fran will make you BETTER.

>> No.14965408

>>14965400
niiice

>> No.14965409

>>14965404
>Fran will make you BETTER*
*For very dubious definitions of "better."

>> No.14965410

>>14965299
My nigga, passionate tender love is the best way to have her pay you back with her own tender passionate love. Plus, your relationship will be so much stronger because of it.

>> No.14965412

>>14965404
Not only will she make you BETTER, she'll do it with SCIENCE.

>> No.14965413

>>14965400
Ignore him, it's probably the same guy who's being a dick to writefags any time they post lately.

>> No.14965417

>>14965413
>Implying playing the 'who am I?' game isn't stupid bait shit

>> No.14965420

>>14965417
Who the fuck said I was playing that game? I don't like barging in the fucking thread going "HEY GUYS ITS ME A WRITEFAG" fuck that shit.

>> No.14965425

>>14965417
He wasn't, he made a happy post about getting 1k views and didn't shill his story by reposting it which was the right thing to do.

>> No.14965429

>>14965417
Take a hike.

>> No.14965432

Would you eat sticky mushrooms so you can cum enough to fill an entire wine glass for your waifu on your anniversary?

>> No.14965440

>>14965432
Only if the wine glass was in fact my waifu's mouth.

>> No.14965441

>>14965432
I'd rather have her tie me down and forcefully jerk it out of me while talking dirty.

>> No.14965444

>>14965432
I'd rather eat sticky mushrooms so I can cum enough to fill her womb.

>> No.14965453

>>14965444
I bet you'd also do it in missionary you disgusting degenerate.

>> No.14965462

>>14965432
I would. But only if she drank the entire thing in one go.

>> No.14965486
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14965486

>>14965453
I want to mating press her for the first few loads before she takes over in the cowgirl position for the remainder of it to reassert dominance and rubs her stomach in content.

>> No.14965488

>>14965486
Mating press?

>> No.14965492

>>14965486
Are you trying to tell me you are breeding a hellhound and are actually going to let her take dominance? Where's the fun in that? She has to fight for dominance.

>> No.14965495

>>14965488
You truly are uninitiated, are you?

>> No.14965499

>>14965038
The wormslut?

>> No.14965508

>>14965492
>Implying you could even call it a 'fight'.

It'd be so one sided she would leave imprints of his back on the floor.

>> No.14965510

>>14965488
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2209036?tags=mating_press
>>14965492
I never said I'd let her but she would eventually take dominance through her natural endurance and stamina.

I'd try and keep her down as long as possible by distracting her with kisses and ear nibbling though.

>> No.14965514
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14965514

Are small chests okay if the girls has a bigger lower half?

>> No.14965518

>>14965514
Whoops, didn't mean to pluralize.

>> No.14965523

>>14965400
Out of all your stories, that's the one that got over 1000 views?
I might be overly harsh because of the dialogue, but I think your other stories are better in general and deserve more views. Congratulations anyway.

Just curious, did you make the paste private for a few hours after making it, or did you go straight to public?

>> No.14965524
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14965524

>>14965514
Elins exist successfully so yes.

>> No.14965535

>>14965514
It makes up for it yes. Some will not be as into that but I think it's fine all the same.

>> No.14965539
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14965539

Would you a scientific catgirl with an addiction to candies?

>> No.14965543

>>14965539
She's like, 100 years old though. She's also a cunt.

>> No.14965546

>>14965543
>She's like, 100 years old though
Since when is this a problem here?

>> No.14965550

>>14965546
Never.

>> No.14965552

>>14965510
Oh shit, I got it now.

>> No.14965554

>>14965539
Would I a scientific catgirl? I don't know, what would I.

>> No.14965571

>>14965543
>She's also a cunt
Only on the surface

>> No.14965575

>>14965539
A certain scientific catgirl, huh? Sure, why not.

>> No.14965601

>>14965524
Going to mating press it. Going to pump it full of babies.

>> No.14965604

>>14965523
Not him, but you don't need to paste as private. I always go unlisted for the first week or so, then make it public after it hits archives or other threads so that it's accessible through my pastebin. Unlisted pastes don't get the bots but are still visible from direct links, so it's a bit more convenient.

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14965615

>>14965539
I don't know anon, I'd rather have a lewd Squirrel girl with huge tits.

>> No.14965618

>>14965615
Indeed. Gotta give the squirrel girl her nuts.

>> No.14965620

>>14965514
small tits and huge ass and thighs is perfection

>> No.14965631

>>14965618
Don't forget about her tail anon.

>> No.14965633
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14965633

Oomukade may be large but they're incredibly sneaky.

>> No.14965662

>>14965633
There's a sure-fire way to keep them from sneaking around.

Hug them.

They can't sneak around if they don't want you to let go.

>> No.14965673

>>14965633
Nimble navigators.

>> No.14965679

>>14965673
This centipede

Is a predator

>> No.14965691

>>14965633
I dunno, wouldn't you smell them coming?

>> No.14965701

>>14965615
>Ratatoskr Squirrel Girl
>Runs around talking mad shit about her sex life and making other monsters get angry
>Makes herself sound amazing with shit like "I once blew one guy so hard that fifty other men orgasmed!"
>Or "You only have the 37th largest cock I've seen!"
>Truth of the matter is much like Tengus, they have no sexual experience before marriage
>You will never [x] touch fluffy tail while you your nuts from your own miniature gungnir plows into her like a beast rutting
>Until you've fucked her full of your child
>She'll never cradle a massive acorn, wrapping her big bushy tail around you and telling you that she's got a new object to make sound amazing

>> No.14965708

High intensity cheek rubbing!

>> No.14965710

>>14965701
KC better add a Ratatoskr girl, or else I'll express fervent words of disapproval.

>> No.14965712
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14965712

Uh oh! You, the young prince, have just been kidnapped by a Dragon! Thankfully, your mother packed you a lunch in anticipation for this moment. While you enjoy your sandwich, you look up to see what species your captor is.

monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Dragon_Family

https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm

Now, roll a d4 for her body type.

>1 Species norm for her body type. Don't they all have sorta the same body type? I think so, big breasts, tall, wide hips, etc. Nice.
>2 A cute loli, with a flat chest and thick thighs, is she young and kidnapping early? Or maybe she's a 10000 year old loli. Who knows!
>3 A powerful, muscular warlord of a dragon, with a warrior's body, you have to admire those delicious abs made for licking, she's probably been training for a long time to kidnap you
>4 A fat lethargic Dragon, with soft large breasts, thick thighs and a large ass, and a tubby belly, she's clearly used to lounging around her hoard all day.

Next, roll to determine what she wants you to be.

>1 Her right hand henchman, working slightly under her and by her side to enforce her rule!
>2 An equal and loving husband to her to have romantic nights out and feel like a woman with
>3 A boytoy slave husband she can dominate and boss around. And molest, don't forget molest!
>4 The little brother she never had, to spoil, love, and protect!
>5 The crown jewel of her treasure hoard, she actually is a NEET who doesn't understand much of love, you can teach her and mold her
>6 Her master told in her family's prophecy, she is to serve as your woman, your wife,and your most trusted companion. And she'll make sure she serves you as your only knight, whether you want her to or not.

So, what kind of Dragon kidnapped you, and how do you feel?

>> No.14965718

>>14965712
>the henchman to a musclegirl Ryu
This is fine.

>> No.14965722

>>14965712
>Dragon
>3
>2
She's adorable and I'll gladly be her husband.

>> No.14965724
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14965724

>>14965313
Well well, look who it is!

>> No.14965725

>>14965712
>Warrior ryu who wants me as her little brother

But I'm already an oniichan!
That and I'm 24.
Eh, I'll humor her

>> No.14965726

>>14965712
>The master to a /fit/ vanilla dragon.
Well, the first order of business is to have her take me home, then that dragon is going to get some loving.

>> No.14965732

>>14965725
>That and I'm 24.
She's older

But don't ask specifics, it's rude to ask a woman's age after all

>> No.14965733

>>14965712
>Ryu
>1 = Norm
>1 = Right hand man

So, essentially, I'm The Dragon for an actual dragon?

>> No.14965746

>>14965732
Ok... So what do I do as a little brother?
Luckily I have the day off so I don't have to call in to work

>> No.14965748

>>14965712
>Henchman to a typical crazy Jabberwock

Aw shit. I heard the hench uniform is tweed suits and crazy 1880's sideburns.

>> No.14965749

>>14965712
>Be the treasure of a loli Ryu
I will do my best to spoil her

>> No.14965757

>>14965712
>Ryu
>normal body type
>wants me be to be her little brother
I'll gladly accept onee-san Ryu. Will she be over-protective or will she just want to spoil me and know that I am hres?

>> No.14965761

>>14965712
>Generic Dragon
>Fat and lethargic
>Looking for love in all the wrong places.

A little romance would be nice. I just hope I can suffice her cravings.

>> No.14965764

>>14965712
>Wyvern loli who wants me to be her slave
This sounds way more appealing than it should be.

>> No.14965767

>>14965761
You better, she's a glutton for more things than just food.

>> No.14965774

>>14965761
Entice her one evening by covering yourself in chocolate and inviting her to lick you

>> No.14965793

>>14965712
>Normal Dragon companion

I guess it's time to go on adventures with her.

>> No.14965799

>Ryu
>Rolled 3
>Rolled 4
WHELP LOOKS LIKE I HAVE AN ANEKI ON MY HANDS

>> No.14965807

>>14965425
This

>> No.14965810
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14965810

>>14965712
>Buff Ryu who wants me to be her henchman.

Time to take the fight to that Smug Fox Shrine!

>> No.14965813
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14965813

I want to marry miia, have baby making sex, and then provide for my family!

>> No.14965816

>>14965712
>Dragon- Ryu
> Gets 3
> Gets 6
This is going to turn out well or end in tragedy.

>> No.14965819

Wanna post about doing X! Gonna post about doing X!

>> No.14965820

>>14965712
>Chubwock
>Wants me as her henchman
Yeah right, she just wants me to go fetch sweets and candies for her.

>> No.14965825

>>14965820
Well won't you? You won't deny a Chubwock will you.

>> No.14965846
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14965846

>>14965819

>> No.14965878 [SPOILER] 
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14965878

~

>> No.14965880

>>14965878
Nice stuff Barb

What next?

>> No.14965881

>>14965878
Yes. YES!

>> No.14965885

>>14965712
>Treasure of a loli wock
The headpats start now.

>> No.14965889

>>14965878
>more liches

yessssssss

>> No.14965890

>>14965878
FFM threesome when?

>> No.14965896

>>14965890
Looks like that's what it's leading up to.
I'd be willing to be they're looking at a guy they have tied to a chair.

>> No.14965898

>>14965878
>yurishit

>> No.14965899

>>14965878
Ahh, perfection.

>> No.14965900

>>14965878
what's wrong with her fagood work barb GOOD WORK

>> No.14965903

>>14965898
But they're looking at you.

>> No.14965911

>>14965878
Rest in peace, my dick

>> No.14965913

>>14965878
>girls kissing girls
lame

>> No.14965920

>>14965878
Meh, is this supposed to be yuri or...?

>> No.14965921

>>14965913
Look where their eyes are looking anon.

>> No.14965924

>>14965878
I'm not even mad about the yuri, they're both looking at the screen so I can just imagine they're inviting me to join in.

Plus more Lich is always welcome.

>> No.14965929

>>14965878
>you will never spank that Lich booty as you plow her over her research table

>> No.14965936

>>14965523
Thank you. I too was surprised that one was the first. And yes, after re-reading it I do agree the dialogue was weird. I would like to attribute it to the fact I tried to write it in the second person. But surprisingly, I've got emails from people saying that they thoroughly enjoyed it, and want more. So I'm going to oblige them after I finish the second chapter to my Gladiators story.

>> No.14965937

>>14965900
>what's wrong with her faggot work barb
Sorry, sounding it out makes it sound like faggot is in between the spoiler

>> No.14965940

>>14965921
So? Still lame. Might as well have done a proper threesome. Girls macking on each other isn't suddenly hot just because they're going to be diving on a dick in a minute.

>> No.14965943

>>14965878
I'm a bit disappointed that Hexers aren't in EO5.

>> No.14965948
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14965948

I want to bounce with Jellygoat.

>> No.14965949

>>14965878
>yuri
Absolutely disgusting.

>> No.14965950

>>14965940
>Might as well have done a proper threesome
I don't think he does porn unless it's a commission.

>> No.14965951

>>14965896
>spoiler
Kill yourself.

>> No.14965952

>weird dream
>wandering through dead woods covered in snow
>feel like something is following me
>twig snaps
>I see something moving out of the corner of my eye behind a tree
>pick up my pace
>another snap
>something tall and jagged darts out of view into the mist to my left
>starting to tense up
>more snapping twigs
>two to my five o' clock, obscured by the snowy mists
>more snaps, this time in front of me.
>stumble back as I bump straight into a Wendigo towering over me
>With a high pitched voice, she says only one word that echoes among the rest of her kind
>Ni!

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14965955

>>14965878

>> No.14965962 [DELETED] 

>>14965955
I've seen this man before, but I still don't know who he is. Could you tell me anon?

>> No.14965963

>>14965952
>access herring
>retrieve and offer shrubbery

>> No.14965965 [DELETED] 

>>14965955
Wasting images without text not welcome

>> No.14965968 [DELETED] 

>>14965962
Not him, but Ben somethingsomething.

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14965969

>>14965878

>> No.14965972 [DELETED] 

>>14965965
So you want me to say what the image already says.

>> No.14965977 [DELETED] 

>>14965962
Tony Kornheiser.

>> No.14965978 [DELETED] 

>>14965955
>>14965969
Stop it. We need those pictures for monster girls, not reactions.

>> No.14965979 [DELETED] 

>>14965962
>>14965968
It's Tony Kornheiser, ESPN commentator, started the WHY meme

>> No.14965982 [DELETED] 

>>14965972
No him, but yes you lazy dickweed

>> No.14965984 [DELETED] 

>>14965972
yes

>> No.14965985

>>14965878
I really hate when people post an image and doesn't explain what's going on. Is this yuri, a threesome or what?

>> No.14965986

>>14965951
I have bondage fantasies anon. Sue me.

>> No.14965988
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14965988

Well, if this is going to be happening for a while, I might as well try and summon a drawfag.

Requesting a Basilisk with coke bottle glasses.

>> No.14965992
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14965992

>>14965952
Ni!

>> No.14965994

>>14965985
Plain old yuri with an implied "come join us".

>> No.14966036 [DELETED] 

>>14965978
I'll delete it in 10 minutes. Standard procedure for reaction images, or should be.

>> No.14966041

>>14965985
It's just straight yuri and both bitches have lazy eyes that coincidentally rolled to face the viewer. The fuck do you think?

>> No.14966044

>>14965986
You have bad fantasies.

>> No.14966048

>>14965988
I supplant your request for it to be Cyclops's classic visor!

>> No.14966049 [DELETED] 

>>14966036
but your post is left with no text aside from the reply and "File Deleted", then it makes no sense

>> No.14966052

>>14965985
Complete yuri.

>> No.14966055

>>14965994
>with an implied "come join us"
So yeah the weak excuse some use to post it.

>T-Totally not yuri guys, they're looking to some place that may be where the guy is!

>> No.14966057 [DELETED] 

>>14966036
Okay that's fine then. I would prefer you would post it to begin with but if you delete it I can't complain to much.

>> No.14966065 [DELETED] 

Barb is a faggot.

>> No.14966066 [DELETED] 

>>14966049
Not him but it stays up in cache for anyone who already has the thread open. I usually delete my reactions as soon as the one minute timer expires and still sometimes have people tell me to delete after I already have. It only matters for people who open the thread to catch up later.

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14966075

>>14966065
We're all faggots here, it's just a matter of how much of one.

>> No.14966076
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14966076

>>14965988
>>14966048
>not a Murakumo units visor

>> No.14966078

>>14966044
Well that's just your opinion.
And I respect that. You're entitled to your opinion.

>> No.14966083 [DELETED] 

>>14966065
You're a shitposter trying to drive away content providers out of spit to these threads.

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14966087

>>14966076
I have that.

>> No.14966088

>>14966076
Best unit.

>> No.14966090 [DELETED] 

>>14966083
Not him but it's not like Barb posts here anyway. That's somebody reposting stuff from somewhere else.

>> No.14966095

>All these positive opinions
Does that mean I can finally post yuri here?

>> No.14966096

>>14966087
>glowgina
This shouldn't be as funny as it is.

>> No.14966101

>>14966095
>MadMaxthatsbait.webm

>> No.14966106 [DELETED] 

>>14966078
>letting yuri in
Fuck off shitposter.

>> No.14966108

>>14966087
Radical
>>14966095
Nah, since that gets the tr/u/e love faggots to flock to to this place like flies.

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14966109

>>14966095

>> No.14966120

>>14966095
You're not even trying, you just threw yourself on the metaphorical sea like a retard.

>> No.14966122

>>14965712
>being the crown jewel to a NEET chubby normal dragon
This is great, she is so getting cuddled all day long. Wonder if the reason she's shy is because she thinks she's unattractive, makes me wonder what would happen if I told her she's beautiful and has a lovely personality?

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14966124

>>14966090
Unexpected turn of event !! It was really me

>> No.14966130 [DELETED] 

>>14966124
Prove it. Draw a grouchy anon getting a hug from your monstergirl of choice.

>> No.14966133 [DELETED] 

You anti-yuri faggots are more cancerous and autistic than all of /u/ combined. And /u/'s cancerous-ness and autism are the reason you faggots exist in the first place. Think about it. You have become the very thing you swore to shitpost.

>>14966095
Don't falseflag

>> No.14966137 [DELETED] 

>>14966124
GASP cool stuff, draw an echidna some day, whenever.

>> No.14966141 [DELETED] 

>>14966124
You're a faggot and I hope you die.

>>14966133
Go back to /u/

>> No.14966142 [DELETED] 

>>14966133
What's that? Is that the sound of someone screaming autistically from yonder fence?

>> No.14966149 [DELETED] 

>>14966133
You can just post in /u/.

>> No.14966158 [DELETED] 

>>14966124
She's a cute one, never played the series but I'm tempted to for her design alone.

>> No.14966164 [DELETED] 

>>14966124

Prove it, draw a Holstaur hugging a pillow. In Barb's style. Exactly.

>> No.14966171 [DELETED] 

>>14966124
I hope you continue to draw EO girls.
Or a Dark Valkyrie

>> No.14966175 [DELETED] 

People getting this mad over a drawing, get laid, boys :3

>> No.14966176 [DELETED] 

>>14966133
>>14966141
You two should take a hike.

>> No.14966179 [DELETED] 

>>14966095
No.

>>14966106
I'm not saying I want yuri anon. I'm saying I want a monstergirl to tease me while I'm tied to a chair.

>> No.14966180 [DELETED] 

>>14966141
>>14966142
>>14966149
>acknowledge /u/ for being a shithole
>he must be from /u/
Na I just think you're cancer. Dude draws a cute pic that happens to feature two girls and an implied threesome, cue an hour of shitposting. At least there was no cuckposting this time around.

>> No.14966183 [DELETED] 

>>14966180
The reason we don't want yuri is because of /u/

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14966185

>>14966133
That's cool man, but we don't care.

>> No.14966202 [DELETED] 

>>14966197
Do you need an adult?

>> No.14966206

>>14965878
Lichs aren't my thing but it's hot anyway.

>> No.14966208 [DELETED] 

I get why mods deleted those. But still...

>> No.14966209
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14966209

Well then, how much armor do you folks like on your monstergirls?

>> No.14966211

>>14965878
That's a real cute butt.

>> No.14966214

>>14966209
Honestly, it's hard to imagine most with any armor at all. It's really strange

>> No.14966215

>>14966206
>Still posting about this
Did you not just see everything that got deleted? Move on.

>> No.14966216

>>14966209
Little to none. Armour is for humans.

>> No.14966217 [DELETED] 

>>14966202
This thread needs an adult.

>> No.14966219 [DELETED] 

Thank you based mods.

>> No.14966221 [DELETED] 

>>14966175
I'm trying anon, help me make monstergirls real

>> No.14966222

>>14966209
Nothing less than a full suit.

>> No.14966224

>>14966209
I like armors but i like to see the butt too

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14966226

Nothing to see here master, move along.

>> No.14966232

>>14966209
I like it to be made from other monstergirls she's beaten in combat

>> No.14966233

>>14966232
edgyyyy!

>> No.14966236

>>14966209
Low too nothing at all. Moderate isn’t bad but I don’t prefer it.

>> No.14966237

>>14966209
Depends on the monstergirl.
Imagine being defeated by a powerful warrior clad in full body armor on the battlefield and taken away to cave only for the warrior to take off their helmet and reveal they're actually a beautiful monstergirl.
And then comes the "marriage".

>> No.14966238

>>14966226
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NNOrp_83RU

>> No.14966239

>>14966226
You work too hard, Kiki. Why don't you get some rest now?

>> No.14966244

>>14966215
Yeah, it was all shitposting. Since the original post didn't get deleted, it's still safe for me to comment that I like it.

Thanks mods

>> No.14966245

>>14966226
Allright... But I have something to show you.
I made cookies!

>> No.14966250

>>14965712
>Ryu
>Species norm

>wants me to be her henchmen to enforce her rule

So what, I'm literally her shrine maiden?

>> No.14966256

>>14966250
Think you can wear the outfit well?

>> No.14966257

>>14966250
Technically you'd be a monk, better train to become a badass.

>> No.14966262

>>14966250
You're gunna get alp'd. Better start practising how to make your hime-cut look neat in the mornings.

>> No.14966267
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14966267

Gotta sweep, sweep and sweep. Why not get some sleep Master? Rememer that tommorow is yet another wonderfull day!

>> No.14966269

>>14966226
Kiki, you work too hard and I like to ask if you wish to join me on the couch for some relaxing cuddling?

>> No.14966272

>>14966267
Make me.

>> No.14966275

>>14966267
No you work too hard, I'd like to ask if you wish to join me in bed to do some cuddling and overall relaxation?

>> No.14966278

>>14966256
Probably not.

>>14966257
Can I just hone my spirit in meditation instead?

>>14966262
Silly anon, I can't alp unless I want to be the little girl/fuck guys. I'd rather keep my dick and use it on the Ryu.

>> No.14966279
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14966279

Bad Kiki! No going Yandere!

>> No.14966282

>>14966278
>Probably not.
Come on, she doesn't have any shirohebis. At least put some effort in the outfit.

If anyone ask just say your boss insists on the outfits. They'll understand.

>> No.14966283

>>14966279
YES. Finally some high res naughty kiki art.

Can I have a version without the compression artefacts and black censors please?

>> No.14966284

>>14966279
She obviously dozed off while chopping some vegetables.

>> No.14966288

>>14966279
You only have yourself to blame, you have to discipline your maid if you don't want her to go yandere.

>> No.14966295

>>14966283
Where have you been? This was made a while back.

>> No.14966297

>>14966267
Based Kiki strikes again.

>> No.14966300

>>14966279
But I want her to go yandere!

>> No.14966303

>>14966209
I like dragon's natural armor, but a little bit more wouldn't hurt.

>> No.14966304

>>14966282
You asked if I could wear it well, not if it wear it at all. I just don't think I'd suit it, but I'd still try it on.

>> No.14966307

>>14966279
A bop on the nose will snap her out of it.

>> No.14966315

>>14966300
Good taste imho

>> No.14966319

>>14966279
but I like yandere

>> No.14966321

>>14966279
What happens if I grab a Yandere's knife?

>> No.14966323

>>14966304
You're a good shrine maiden. I know you'll make your Ryu mistress proud.

>> No.14966325

>>14966321
You hurt your hand for grabbing the blade?

>> No.14966327

>>14966321
It would be extremely painful.

>> No.14966329

>>14966267
Can't sleep. I could use it, but I have a class to teach in an hour

>> No.14966330

>>14966321
If you manage to take her knife then she automatically becomes your bitch.

That's the power of weapons and violence for you.

>> No.14966333
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14966333

A likely attempt to shitpost me seems to have backfired and resulted in a cute picture of the wife for me.

>> No.14966334
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14966334

>>14966323
I'll do my best!

>> No.14966335

>>14966279
Snuggle the yandere!

Snuggle them!

>> No.14966338

>>14966333
How is this possible¡

>> No.14966339

>>14966330
What if she has two knifes?

>> No.14966340

>>14966333
Noice, good job on both the pictures and those digets.

Whats the story behind it?

>> No.14966343

>>14966339
Then you both go into the kitchen and prepare dinner.

It's not rocket surgery.

>> No.14966345

>>14966339
Then she has a penalty for dual-wielding, unless she has the right feats.

>> No.14966347

>>14966339
Then you challenge her to a puerto rican knife fight with the most neutral face you can muster, she will get the message.

>> No.14966352

>>14966338
Explosive diarrhoea.


>>14966321
>>14966330
>>14966339

Grabbing the knife isn't necessary. You just need to shout in a commanding voice, "No, bad kiki!" and her maid obedience reflex will cause her to drop the knife.

>> No.14966354

>>14966339
>>14966345
>Shank two master-stealing bitches at once
>Shank one master-stealing bitch twice

>> No.14966357

>>14966333
Sweet, I saw that.
Also, it seems that both the /a/ and /v/ drawthreads like to argue over stupid shit.

>> No.14966358

>>14966334
Is it wrong that I prefer golden ryu to the actual design?

One with black scales would probably look fantastic too.

>> No.14966361

>>14966358
We need more variation pictures.

>> No.14966366

>>14966361
Danna-sama did three original types of Kiki, but some anon kept whining about them not looking like Kikis. Might be why there's not a whole lot of original spins on MG art here.

>> No.14966369

>>14966340
There's a lot of history and drama behind drawthreads.
In simplest terms, somebody tried to shitpost and the artist was having none of it.

She's struck oil!

>>14966357
They're unpleasant places.

>> No.14966374

>>14966366
>Not looking like Kikis
The only one who didn't really look like a Kiki was the ara ara one, the rest were ok.

>> No.14966375

>>14966369
>They're unpleasant places.
I just visited the /a/ drawthreads for the time in a few months and managed to get that MGR Assassin of Black request filled. So it's not all bad.

>> No.14966376

>>14966279
But she just wants to show how much she loves you!

You don't know how much I'd give to be in that position.

>> No.14966380

>>14965878
i recognize lich, whos on the left?

>> No.14966385

>>14966369
>They're unpleasant places.

I think you mean 4chan as a whole, as I have yet to find a pleasant place on 4chan.

It's more like a pain scale, where the lowest rating is "being burned alive" and the highest rating is "flesh-eating disease"

>>14966374
Actually, now that I think about it, most of the MGE fanart (like >95%) has character designs identical to the original. The whole community as a whole -- be it pixiv, MGEwiki, /mgt/, etc -- seems to dislike deviation from the species fanart.

>> No.14966387

>>14966279
A Kiki basically isn't a Kiki until she goes yandere for her master.

>> No.14966399

>>14966361
I've been having a ton of ideas for different variations lately.
>Taller flat chested Lich with long hair
>A curvy and experienced "head khepri" who has a milf like aura
>An Ushi-Oni based off a Mexican redknee tarantula, red skin and all
>More elemental Hellhounds such as lightning hounds and earth hounds
Kind of makes me want to see some of them happen.

>> No.14966400

>>14966385
Well the MGE design is like the neutral state, it's like a "imagine your own waifu" using that as a base, it kind of breaks people's immersion when it changes.

>> No.14966402
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14966402

At least we all can agree that lamias a best, right?

>> No.14966409

>>14966402
agreed

>> No.14966412

>>14966399
>More elemental Hellhounds such as lightning hounds and earth hounds
It's all fun and games until you run into a nexus hound.

>> No.14966413

>>14966399
>An Ushi-Oni based off a Mexican redknee tarantula, red skin and all

Oh, that sounds nice, actually.

Also completely unrelated, but picture this:
Irish Lamias. Doesn't the irony just sound hilarious?

>> No.14966417

>>14966402
Agreed. I still absolutely love that picture.

>> No.14966423

>>14966402
Indeed they are, especially if you love cuddling like me. They also are very versatile and affectionate girls, whom those I've met are very sweet girls. I wish to cuddle with a lamia and have her snuggle closely to me to listen to my heart, as i run a hand through her hair telling her she always warms my heart and that I will always strive to make her the happiest girl in the world.

>> No.14966428

>>14966412
I'd gladly accept my fate in that case.
>>14966413
I wouldn't mind sharing Guinness with a red head, Irish lamia.

>> No.14966437

>>14966369
I'm glad there's a miia fag there getting me art so i never have to go

>> No.14966448

>>14966209
>tfw recent additions show that she's going commando under that armor
I LIKE IT.

>> No.14966469

>>14966358
>Black scales
A MIGHTY SWORD

>> No.14966471

>>14966413
How's that ironic? I'm not up to date on my myths and countries.

>> No.14966475
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14966475

Is it too early to feel the Christmas Spirit?

>> No.14966481

>>14966475
We still need summer first, where's your summer spirit?

>> No.14966484

>>14966448
Where do you read Apocrypha? I can never seem to ind anywhere good.

>>14966471
St. Patrick supposedly banished all the snakes from Ireland.

>> No.14966499

>>14966475
Poochy Wock belly.

>> No.14966502
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14966502

>>14966481
Is this summer spirit enough?

>> No.14966509

>>14966484
>St. Patrick supposedly banished all the snakes from Ireland.

Oh yeah, wasn't that explained in some Simpson's chapter? Damn I should know that, thanks.

>> No.14966511

>>14966502
Still not enough summer spirit, we need more.

>> No.14966524

>>14966475
I can see a face that isn't the face.

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14966529

>>14966209
About this much.

>> No.14966533

>>14965462
What else would she do with it?
just turn into a incubus and make it a daily ritual

>> No.14966539

>>14966529

those horns seem like they'd get in the way of the helmet.

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>> No.14966545
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14966545

>>14966499
You shouldn't tease her about it, she's trying to lose it. It's just winter weight.

>>14966511
How about this?

>> No.14966547

>>14966542
I just want to get some sleep lady please

>> No.14966550

>>14966542
Why is she smiling, did she get a really good night's sleep or did we just have a great cuddlesex session?

>> No.14966551
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14966551

I want to trap a crow tengu against the wall at the back of the library and fore her to confess to me, after I catch her constantly staring at me.

>> No.14966558

>>14966547
In the lewd night hours of the mg future, there is only sex.

>> No.14966565

>>14966551
Me too, then I'll tease her during the peak of her mating season until she snaps.

>> No.14966567

>>14966545
Can you feel the sun? i can already feel it.

>> No.14966568

>>14966558
can there be sleep sex at least please I'm so tired

>> No.14966574

>>14966551
Preying on shy girls is best preying.

>> No.14966577

>>14966542
Who are you and how did you get into my room?
And not that I'm complaining, but why are you under my covers?

>> No.14966586

>>14966542
How can you guys sleep at night knowing that a MG will never ambush you in your bedroom just to use you as her personal daki throghout the night?

>> No.14966590

>>14966568
I'm sorry but your formal petition for a weresheep has been denied, please try again later or refer to our demon representative for other choices of fabulous sleep related contracts.

>> No.14966592

>>14966586
By imagining it.
I want a Lilim, Succubus or Demon to sneak into my room and rape me until I'm a sweaty panting mess.
Then I want her to wrap her arms around me and fall asleep cuddling me while muttering about how happy she is to have found a husband.

>> No.14966593

>>14966590
fuck...

>> No.14966599

>>14966586
Using my secret and trained for years sleeping skill, I can even do it standing, or even walking if drunk enough.

>>14966592
Now this I can get behind.

>> No.14966602

>>14966565
>I'll tease her during the peak of her mating season until she snaps
this is my fetish

>> No.14966611

>>14966551
I want to pin a crow tengu down on of those cots in the nurse's office, after school, and force he describe the differences in ideologies between the sophists and philosophers of ancient greece!

>"N-Nomos and P-P-Physis..."
>"Nomos and Physis, what?!"
>"P-Physis finds a capital "T" Truth found in our physical reality, where as there is no physical reality is only what man makes of it according to Nomos..."
>"Not good enough."
>"I'm s-sorry!"

>> No.14966619

>>14966380
Etrian Odyssey 5's Necromancer.

>> No.14966631

>>14966593
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I think that's enough

>> No.14966646

>>14966592
Oh yes, that's the stuff.
For me, I'd add any of the Lamias to that list, because snuggling up in their coils would be nice.

>> No.14966663 [DELETED] 

alps r gay lol

>> No.14966671
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Tail pussy anon here
I think I'm ready to approach a manticore and finally request for her to allow me to put my face in her tail pussy.
I've drawn up some hand made rape coupons to compensate her request of no more than 3 rapes for my request.

>> No.14966678

>>14966663
Knowing that they were guys only makes me want to bully them harder, fucking faggots.

>> No.14966683
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>>14966539
Fine if you want a different one.

>> No.14966686

>>14966602
Yeah me too.
>Crow Tengu wife wants to make a show of controlling herself this yea, unlike the last one.
>Decide it's the perfect time to tease her
>Lounge around the house in your underwear an make comments on how hard it must be for her to hold herself back
>Cuddling in bed as you draw her in right next to you
>Draw lazy circles on her sensitive nipples with a finger s you whisper the absolutely dirtiest things you can think of in her ear
>She bucks in your grasp and tries to hid the growing amp spot on her panties
>Not having any of that, you take her underwear off before taking off your own
>Easily manage to slide your erection between her now slicks thighs, being careful to just barely touch her folds
>Continue to tease her as she manages to hold out
>Eventually stop and sigh, saying that you were in the mood for trying for a daughter tonight, but you guess she doesn't want one.
>Roll over as if you're about to go to bed, only for her to appear on top of you.
>None of you got any sleep that night.

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>>14966551
I want to start an age-gap relationship with a bright crow tengu high school student that ends in a happy marriage!

>> No.14966706

>>14966683
>You'll try to save a princess from a dragon only to find out that they're actually best friends, and the princess willingly became a succubus a long time ago.
>They'll never have just circulated a rumor about an evil dragon keeping a princess hostage to get a man.
>You'll never be their shared husband.
It hurts.

>> No.14966708

>>14966695
Don't do it! you will break your pelvis!

>> No.14966714
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>>14966279
Yandere? More like Yuckdere

>> No.14966720

>>14966714
Commit sudoku

>> No.14966721

>>14966663
I'm still gonna get them all pregnant with my gay babies.

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>>14966714

>> No.14966726
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The MG War has started! Which branch of your country's military do you join in order to find your waifu?

>> No.14966728

>>14966722
thanks wurm-chan

>> No.14966731

>>14966726
The citizen relief corps that delivers food and supplies. I'm no fighter.

>> No.14966746

>>14966726
The ones dropped behind enemy lines and fights guerilla-like.

>> No.14966747

>>14966726
I'm already in the Army, anon.

>> No.14966754

>>14966726
The CIA.

>> No.14966755

>>14966726
Backlines and support. I am not going to die bleeding out without knowing full well what my place is in this situation.

>> No.14966766

>>14966726
The side of the monstergirls of course. Do you think I'm an idiot?

>> No.14966775

>>14966726
Air Force - Intelligence sector. inb4 military intelligence jokes

>> No.14966776

>mfw I will never ride the roads of valhalla shiny and chrome atop my horse pussy waifu.

>> No.14966781

>>14966726
>Alp

CIA I guess. Or I just stay home in case she gets dishonorably discharged early.

>> No.14966783

>>14966695
I remember that doujin.

It's wonderful.

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>>14966726

>> No.14966798

>>14966726
To the skies we go. Hopefully I won't be taken down by my waifu like in that story.

>> No.14966814

>>14966797
Unless that little girl is somehow capable of withstanding multiple g forces, she'll black out before her first sonic boom.

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>>14966814

Never underestimate the best kind of motivation for MGs.

Also it's a helicopter.

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>>14966823
>He can't pull 10Gs in a loop in a helicopter

Scrub.

Trust me I know about this, I have 1k+ hours regrettably spent on a shitty ww2 flight sim.

>> No.14966881

>>14966879
Which one?

>> No.14966890

>>14966726
Field medic if i have to. Im not into violence

>> No.14966891

>Have long day at work

Oh lordy, how I wish that there was a shorstack werecat I could pick up when I get home and pet the head of while I relax.

>> No.14966893

>>14966881
war thunder
and a bit of IL2 1946

>> No.14966895

>>14965810
I wanna give Lonely Ryu and offering of Video games! That way she has something to do while I earn money for retirement with her!

>> No.14966906

>>14966823
I'm going to be pedantic for a post
>using mangareader
>using a manga page with a watermark

Pages that use appstore redirects, watermarks on watermarks and mangapanda huge watermarks are pure cancer.

Okay I'm done, back to gawking at monster girls and imagining sexual fantasies.

>> No.14966912

>>14966895
But if she's considered a deity wouldn't she already be receiving funds from worshipers? Or rent money from all the land that she lends out to tenants?

I'm going to assume this fantasy involves little to no worshipers.

>> No.14966917

>>14966891
She'd be purring and give you a good back massage when it's time for bed too.

Am I the only one that things that feline MGs would be amazing at massages?

>> No.14966920

>>14966917
Maybe, I think that a hinezumi or kunoichi would just because of pressure points.

I'd just love to have her sit in my lap as I play with her ears and rub her cheeks.

>> No.14966924

>>14966917
Proficiency at massaging involves being able to understand cues from the client and applying those instructions in a repetitive motion for hours on end.

It's not something that really challenges your mind other than following directions and some stamina.

>> No.14966928

>>14966917

A lot of MGs would be great at massaging. Getting a massage from a slime girl would be great I bet.

>> No.14966930
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>>14966891
A werecat that is also an amateur supermodel?

>> No.14966933

Anyone has a link to the amazoness story about 5 captives? I think it was called The Hunt Pt. 1

>> No.14966938
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>>14966917
>>14966924

I dunno, it depends on if the paws have baseball-sized digits like KC's art, or closer to human digits like .less'

>> No.14966941

>>14966928
That really depends if you like the feeling of warm slime on you.

As a person who does it for family sometimes all you have to do is apply oil and don't lose focus when you're rubbing out a knot in the back or kneading the soreness out of the neck.

>> No.14966946

>>14966938
If we're going oven mitts tier, mamano mana solves all problems involving logistics or broad strokes and pats.

>> No.14966948

>>14966930
Eh, that would work.

>> No.14966953

>>14966930
So long as the new model trend changes from skelly tier I'm perfectly fine with that.

I think most model agencies will stop with the anorexic tier standard when there are literal skeletons in the industry.

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Thank goodness Were belongs to the upper-tier of Rare girls. I would be mad if she's a Normal.

>> No.14966968

>>14966962
Button nose or no, she's adorable. Would be better with a human nose though.

>> No.14966976

>>14966962
I want to play with her ears.

>> No.14966980

Does cancer exist in MG world?

>> No.14966984

>>14966980
Yes and its name is memecat

>> No.14966985

>>14966980
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Cancer

>> No.14966989

>>14966980
Probably. I imagine most diseases would.

>> No.14966992

>>14966980
I think it would, be I personally think MGs would have a lower risk of getting it. Also, monsterization cures any psychical flaws, so it would work as a drastic cure..

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>>14966984
>memecat
Vanquishier of Darkness! Defender of Justice! Manticore Memeko! At Your Service!

Spread out team, It's Formation A time!

>> No.14967001

>>14966985
Hah!

>> No.14967005

>>14966996
>He thinks Formation A can stop the power of the MEMES
LaughingCheshire's.jpg

>> No.14967006

>>14966980
No

>> No.14967007

>>14966980
>>14966984
>>14966985
>>14966989

In KC-land, all negative effects have been replace with arousal.

Get poisoned with snake venom? You get horny instead of dead.

Scorpion stings you? Horny instead of swollen (except in the pants.

Get stabbed with an MG's demonic silver weapon? Horny instead of bleeding. (Yes, this is a thing.)

Breath in toxic pollen? Horny instead of hayfever.

Pets overrun your crops and eat them all? Horny instead of angry/hungry. (Yes, this is also a thing.)

Eat unknown fruit off a tree? Horny instead of sick.

>> No.14967009

>>14967006
I meant to say that it does, but DE heals it so only the territory not controlled by monstergirls have it.

>> No.14967016

I want to trade amazons beads and shiny coins for their land!

>> No.14967017

>>14967007
Yes but that Cheshire is still showing me the latest cool meme she found on reddit on her iphone

Nothing arousing about that

>> No.14967021

>>14967007
I'm gonna stab myself and die because of hemorrhage!

Can't get aroused for that.

>> No.14967025

>>14967021
>He forgot about Will O' Wisps and other spookies.

>> No.14967026

>>14967005
Memeko is the "memecat" of that online game.

>>14967007
I kinda see why quite a few people dislike the MGE franchise, way too much wish fulfillment.

>> No.14967028

>>14967026
>I kinda see why quite a few people dislike the MGE franchise, way too much wish fulfillment.
I don't

I want a happy idealistic fun setting for once. There are countless "dark gritty realistic" settings out there. I like having one that's mostly happy. If I wanted something depressing and realistic I'd go to real life.

I can't be the only one who likes a happy idealistic monster girl setting.

>> No.14967030

>>14967028
Honestly I've always loved happy settings and people bitching about something not being edgy or gritty enough annoys me

>> No.14967038

>>14967028
Except that MGE seems like a hellhole of rapists that are slowly killing off the human population. A more realistic setting will be something like Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou, where monster girls are trying to live in a human society that can and will discriminate them. (too bad it could be done better instead of being another generic harem anime with a coating of monster girls)

>> No.14967045

>>14967038
>where monster girls are trying to live in a human society that can and will discriminate them. (too bad it could be done better instead of being another generic harem anime with a coating of monster girls)
This reminds me of that tumblr girl who wanted Monster Girls to be used to show how the media/society dehumanizes women

>> No.14967048

>>14967025
Maybe a group suicide will work? So many deaths that even the undead can't hold us back.

>> No.14967058

>>14967048
>I can convince more men to kill themselves than there are single undead MGs in KC-Land!

Sure you can, Muhammad.

>> No.14967059

>>14967045
The girls live significantly happier than MGE-verse though. It's one of the only handful of anime I like alongside Jojo, Higurashi, Nichijou and Clannad.

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cute werecats

>> No.14967062

>>14967028
>I can't be the only one who likes a happy idealistic monster girl setting
You aren't anon, I'm with you.

>> No.14967063

>>14966209
Assassin of Red best girl.
I mean she's the queen of fate's god-tier knife ear girls. Can't go wrong with that.

>> No.14967069

>>14967058
Just get your yandere lilim gf to blow up the world for you. That would be emo.

>> No.14967076

>>14967061
Why does less love Laska so much

Not even Haohi gets as much love as Laska, and Haohi is less' own pseudodaughter

>> No.14967077

>>14967028
I'm happy with that.
Just lets you go out on adventures and find love.
Whether that love is a repeat villain that comes to explain her feelings to you after enough repeated defeats or a companion (who may or may not start out human) can be up to you

>> No.14967078

>>14967028
Same here. I can understand why people want to add in some darkness and make the monstergirls out to not be perfect, as this adds depth. But I never understood why people are so negative about how awful the monsters are and have elaborate fantasies in which they're megahitlers. Couldn't they just imagine all the stuff they don't like away?

>> No.14967079

>>14967077
>Whether that love is a repeat villain that comes to explain her feelings to you after enough repeated defeats or a companion (who may or may not start out human) can be up to you
What if I'm the villain and the love is the heroic Monster Girl who keeps defeating my plans?

>> No.14967081

>>14967076
In case you don't know by now, .less has some pretty bad taste, stories included.

>> No.14967085

>>14967078
Regarding making out girls not to be perfect, that's a silly thing to say. A good character always has flaws, including monster girls. You can have a nice universe, but perfect girls makes Mary Sues, and you should know how boring Mary Sues are.

You do not look for a perfect wife. You look for a wife that contains flaws you can tolerate very well and accept them to be part of her.

>> No.14967087

>>14967078
Because it's fun and engaging. Everyone loves a good power fantasy.

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>>14967063
>I mean she's the queen of fate's god-tier knife ear girls.
I'm reminded that Saber and Deedlit were drawn together at some point.

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>> No.14967096

>>14967085
At same token the reverse also counts, chicks who end up being enablers for anons' shitty behaviors is not a good thing.

>> No.14967097

>>14967095
IT'S HERE.

>> No.14967098

>>14967095
Amazing.

>> No.14967101

>>14967085
That's what I'm getting at. Saying "monsters are not perfect and can do bad things" is great but "monsters are responsible for literally everything wrong" is not

>>14967087
To an extent, but the stories I'm talking about are just ridiculously spiteful and vindictive. Restraint is a good thing, and I think these stories just encourage people to have shitty attitudes.

>> No.14967103

>>14967079
They you beat her the one way you know how...
Hide a wedding ring and have it as her prize for reaching the end of your dungeon.

>> No.14967107

>>14967095
You wonderful bastard.

>> No.14967108

>>14967095
Perfect.

>> No.14967109

>>14962484
So is anyone going to act on this or was it just a question?

>> No.14967110

>>14967095
Delicious eyes.

>> No.14967114

>>14965878
okay?

>> No.14967115

>>14967095
>done before sunglasses or cyclops visor
Well alright then. nice.

>> No.14967116

>>14967101
It's not like people are going to act out their fantasies of chopping up manticore tails with cursed katanas. It's harmless fun.

>> No.14967119

>>14967061
Damaged goods makes the best wife material.

>> No.14967122

>>14967116
But it gives people a reason to act in a way that affects the quality of the thread. Not to mention that sort of stuff is dumb in its own.

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>>14967095
Whoa, man, when I requested like I was in a drawthread, I was kidding.
Nice job, man. Cute as fuck.

>> No.14967127

>>14962514
>No lamias
>No harpies
>No centaur girls
>Only catgirls
>And that one bunnygirl that one time
I refuse. A GBA monstergirl mod is sorely needed.

>> No.14967133

>>14967127
Like seriously all of those things ARE classical fantasy monsters, well at least in Greece.

>> No.14967134

>>14967095
Cute.

>> No.14967135

>>14967122
No dumber than turning even the scariest monsters into helpless moeblobs. Sadly, that's one thing this thread has lost a lot of, the true fearboner girls. Honestly I don't even see what you're whining about. Truly monstrous monstergirls are rarer around here than ever. Yet you seem offended by their existence at all.

>> No.14967137

>>14967114
>Subject A.Non is not responding to stimulus.
>Subject appears confused and shows a lack of understanding.
>Implications dire. Is Anon an alp?

>> No.14967139

>>14967095
Nice

>> No.14967141

>>14967095
Now we just need to put her in some lousy incest show where the main girl is a cunt and she is best girl even with how little she shows up.

>> No.14967142

>>14967137
Maybe he's not into dead girls.

>> No.14967145

>>14967142
i want to see a wight and a ryu
such an odd combination, but i like it.

>> No.14967157

>>14967137
I'm not interested in that either.

Now if that were a harpy and a werecat kissing each other it would make my dick rock hard.

>> No.14967160

>>14965878
Question: If you're undead, how are you sweating?

>> No.14967162

>>14967135
You're missing my point. I think it's fine to have evil and scary monsters. This is good. It makes them more believable. Even monsters getting taken down is fie if handled well. But mostly everyone in this thread likes this thread likes monstergirls, right? So what I don't get is people treating them as default antagonists that deserve every horrible thing to happen to them.

>> No.14967163

>>14967028
>I can't be the only one who likes a happy idealistic monster girl setting.
Nah, me too

If I wanted edgy grimdark shit I would read 40k or something

>> No.14967166

>>14967145
I imagine they would have an ojou laugh competition.

>> No.14967168

>>14967160
Monster Mana.

>> No.14967173

>>14967162
Because I don't deserve a qt monster girl waifu. So I take the second best thing.

>> No.14967177

>>14967173
Yes you do.

>> No.14967188

>>14967163
Hell, even some of the 40k stuff is nice, like the Ciaphas Cain stuff. Not truly happy, but not truly grim either.

So much stuff these days trys so hard to be the next Hatred in terms of dark gritty grim darkness and it just feels...kinda bland.

I just want a ray of sunshine now and again, is that too much to ask?

>> No.14967193

>>14967162
They're matriarchal societies and have super powers beyond any human. Kind of means any bad guys who would be a real threat to anything would be monstergirls.

Bunch of bandits running rampant? Probably headed by a monstergirl.

Army blazing a path of destruction? Probably monstergirls.

Just like all the real life bad guys on earth are men, because men have the power. Doesn't mean all men are bad, but it does mean an evil woman with loads of power is rare. That's totally flipped in a monster civilization. So if it's a story about fighting bad guys, all things being equal, it will be a story about fighting monsters, even if the good guys are monsters. They really are default antagonists.

>> No.14967198

>>14967188
I feel like the biggest problem is that alot of people follow the money in this case the trend setters, and not exactly understand how the competence of the makers makes the audience want those things.

>> No.14967206

>>14967193
Point taken. But it does get old.

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Red flags for monster girls:
>doesn't injects her venom with fangs/pincers
>magic is intuitive sorcery
>she has a spade tail
>she has face scales
>doesn't appreciate subtle rape
>isn't hiding deep insecurities
>she has red hair

Anything I've left out?

>> No.14967215

>>14967208
Do you have a problem with red hair? It sounds like you do, chump.

>> No.14967217

>>14967208
Tattoos

>> No.14967218

>>14967208
>Wants to be more "human"
>Supports masculinism
>Small tail

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been gone a couple of days and what is this

>> No.14967230

>>14967188
The best settings run the gauntlet between them. If you believe you're living in a grimdark hell where every monster's out to steal your soul then you can act like that and won't get cucked by some ridiculous Eros bulls.

And if you want to be a GUTSY hero with people and monsters you MAROURITAI, then go ahead.

I just wish that Dark Souls and MGs where more compatible. That game had perfect balance.

>> No.14967231

>almost 1600 posts in
>still only page 8
man, things sure are different in /jp/ as opposed to /vg/

>> No.14967232

>>14967163
>If I wanted edgy grimdark shit I would read 40k or something
>Implying there isn't already a MGQ fic floating around that's comparable to 40k in grimdark

>> No.14967233

>>14967228
That's a bird
I think

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>> No.14967238

>>14967208
>submissive
>doesn't like dueling
>fat
>piercing and tattoos

>> No.14967239

>>14967231
3k a thread used to be our normal before the board sped up. With the board slowing down again, we're creeping back up there.

>> No.14967244

>>14967231
SSSSSSSSS. OUTSIDER MUST LEAVE.

>> No.14967247

>>14967215
It's kinda cheap. I mean, it doesn't add anything but certain people obsess over it.

>> No.14967252

>>14967230
It did, by not turning the setting into a Victoria secret fashion show whenever some tittays are around

>> No.14967255

>>14967208
>is a sith

>> No.14967256

>>14967231
Nigga, we've gotten to 4K posts before.

>> No.14967261

>>14967228
You taking a request or two, possibly?

>> No.14967270

>>14967256
Hell, the highest was 5K.

>> No.14967278

>>14967270
4600 and something was the highest confirmed. One thing we used to have going for the higher post count was people didn't snipe the thread off the end of page ten. Longest we ever lingered in the dead last spot was like eight hours before the thread finally died a natural death.

>> No.14967279

>>14967193
Not him, but I also actually never though about it like that. It makes sense.

I like a believable balance. If the typical SoL is on one side, MGC is on the other. I don't agree with the whole "species must wholly conform to the profile" idea. It's much more believable to have variety within species than as species.
T
hat being said, every now and again the hugbox feels good. Its nice to think of humanity getting cuddled towards a happier world.

>> No.14967281

>>14967026
>I kinda see why quite a few people dislike the MGE franchise, way too much wish fulfillment.
its pornography. If you expected anything other than pure wish fulfillment i dont know what to tell you

>> No.14967283
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>>14967233
si, si, i have bird now

>>14967261
why not, dont expect too much tho.

>> No.14967285

>>14967283
Bird would be good deep fried and smothered in chocolate.

>> No.14967290

>>14967283
A jinko in kickboxing attire then?

>> No.14967292

>>14967283
It's a cute bird. Take good care of it
And remember: Don't feed it after midnight
And keep it away from water

>> No.14967294

>>14967283
Something involving a content stage 3 alp and her succubutt children. Preferably while pregnant.

>> No.14967293

>>14967283
dragon and bird comparing wingspan

>> No.14967295

>>14967283
Sexy valkyrie dressed as the queen of mars!

>> No.14967297

>>14967283
Busty Arachne in a sweater.

>> No.14967302

>>14967283
Draw a rabbit girl eating microwaved peeps

>> No.14967303

>>14967283
Jubjub motheru and her husband watching their egg hatch!

>> No.14967306

>>14967228

if your taking requests, i'd like a griffon monster girl facing towards the viewer with her boobs pressed up against a pane of glass

...please?

>> No.14967309

>>14967283
Oomukade bitching over how shit /humanboythread/ is please

>> No.14967310

>>14967283
Smug Holstaur with her arms under her breasts pushing them up, either facing the viewer or some loli monster girl.
We don't have a smug Holstaur picture yet, you must understand how much of a travesty this is.

>> No.14967311

>>14967208
>she has face scales
>face scales
>red flag

Nigger, what?

>> No.14967314
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14967314

>>14967283
A MGE Arachne with MASSIVE tits dressed as a Holstaur.

>> No.14967315
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>>14967283
draw a manticore snorepurring, cuddling her tail against her face. The tailbulb has some kind of cute tailpussy cover on it; like a knitted sock

>> No.14967317

>>14967228

I'd like a manticore in some knight armor, something functional and dark souls like, with visor open and ears sticking out of helmet

Maybe with a skirt too to accommodate tail

>> No.14967318

>>14967247
Niggah, she'll go fastah than her non red hair counterparts.

And we all know fastah waifu's are better than slow ones.

>> No.14967323
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>>14967208
>face scales
>red hair

Please stop

>> No.14967334

>>14967283

Laska gargling cum with a lewd look in her eyes; heart pupils even

>> No.14967335

>>14967238

Lizardfag detected.

>> No.14967341

>>14967323
From now on you'll hear Mia's voice with a southern drawl.

>> No.14967346

>>14967095
Urge to bully RISING!

>> No.14967348

>>14967335
Hey!
Lizardmen aren't fat!
Not yet at least.

>> No.14967354

>>14967283
Manticore in a sundress, holding icecream cones in either paw.

>> No.14967357

>>14967323
Clingy lesbian that can't even rape.

>> No.14967363
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14967363

>>14967341
That's a good thing though

I like a southern accent

"hello da~arlin"

>> No.14967364

>>14967095
Cue the spiral glasses theme!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xk8-dDqu50

>> No.14967365

>>14967283

Requesting a Holstaur hugging a cow shaped pillow. (like a harvest moon cow)

>> No.14967369

>>14967341
>miia with a southern accent

I have no problem with this.

>> No.14967370

>>14967335
Spot on my nigga!

>> No.14967374

>>14967363
Oh, I know. I'd love a were-cat with a southern accent myself.

>> No.14967379

>>14967354
don't forget one in her tail; that one is for you!

>> No.14967387

I want to be dominated by a Manticore Christmas Cake with a southern accent and a thick tailpussy.

>> No.14967389

>>14967379
>>14967354
This too.

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>>14967387
I have good news for you

>> No.14967404

>>14967392
Savannah is the worst example you could've picked.

>> No.14967409
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14967409

>>14967285
no! only love bird!

>>14967292
okie~

>>14967293
puu sh/nRSVx/d9ef74d4c3.png

>>14967290
tank top, shorts?

>> No.14967413

>>14967341
You can love eating something.
Such as bird.

>> No.14967414

>>14967409
You're hurting the bird! Release it!

Now show us your feet.

>> No.14967421

>>14967409
Remember to not leave the bird alone, or it'll get lonely and things will be bad.

>> No.14967423

>>14967409
Oh, and show it love and affection. The bird may be your pet, but it is also your friend
Having a pet is a great responsibility. Are you sure you're up for it?

>> No.14967438

>>14967283
I want an mg in yoga pants. Elf, lilim, thunderbird or raiju, any is fine.

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14967449

>>14967409
>tank top, shorts?
Yes.

>> No.14967468

>>14967409
Draw an Anubis in nothing but a damp, steamy, clingy towel?

>> No.14967480

>>14967409
Can you draw someone that would love me?

>> No.14967482

>>14967095
I want to steal her retarded glasses and hold them away from her with one hand while I push her back by the forehead with my other, all why she yells "Y-Yamero!!!"

>> No.14967487

>>14967482
She would just give you The Look though

>> No.14967495

>>14967487
I'd say "Do it, you won't." And she blush and say she can only do it to the man she marries before getting even more flustered then before.

>> No.14967504

>>14967495
Anon no daring a basilisk to stare at you is like running into snow country in shorts

>> No.14967520

>>14967504
How did you know my plans for next week?

even if the yetis don't find me, the wendigos might, and the yuki-onnas won't be able to resist such an easy target

>> No.14967534

>>14967504
High
Intensity
Cheek
Rubbing

>> No.14967535
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14967535

Behold, a fixed, non-Korra-looking Amazon! Worked all night on it!

>> No.14967538

>>14967535
Pick up an art program and learn how to draw you Finngol.
No wait, nope. Considering the kinda shit you're into that'd be an awful idea.

>> No.14967540

>>14967538
>the kinda shit you're into
Whatever do you mean by that, citizen?

>> No.14967541

>>14967535
Use imgur you fucking nigger

>> No.14967544

>>14967541
I delete them all anyway.

>> No.14967548

>>14967535
looks more like a demon now

>> No.14967551

>>14967548
You just don't get it.

>> No.14967554

Good night Anons.
Take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please make sure to watch those new documentaries coming out on monster girl species.

Did you know that a Salamander's flames don't actually appear until puberty?
Before then their tails simply smolder like dying embers.

>> No.14967558

>>14967554
Charmander!

>> No.14967561

>>14967554
What good is 20 bags of charcoal if not for setting something and keeping it on fire?

>> No.14967563

>>14967558
Stop calling her that!
She's going to puff up her cheeks and start pouting!
which will make me want to pinch them

>> No.14967571

You start dating a Basilisk, you learn to really like her hands, and the fact you are essentially her seeing guide when you go out, you brave her taking of her mask and the stuff that follows.
You finally wake up and notice an odd glow coming from under the sheets.....

Congrats, you are getting married a Glow-worm

>> No.14967575

>>14967571
Glow Worm-chan has a big shiny butt!

>> No.14967584

>>14967571
I guess it makes having sex in the dark a lot easier.
"Look for the glow my son!"

>> No.14967585

>>14967571
8/10 would read again.
Needs more lewds, the way it skipped past it is such a cheat but the emotional aspect was perfect.

>> No.14967596

>You are Anon
>You were a peaceable child farmer once, before the Demon Lord's armies came forth
>Then your mother was taken from you
>You still remember the day she was buried
>You swore you would have VENGEANCE
>You swore you would make the demon lord pay for your mother's death
>Since then you've been training, and are now a full-fledged Hero
>Grand armor, powerful weapons, true comrades, etc.
>Your party fought long and hard to reach the center of the Demon Lord's
>It wasn't easy, and you nearly lost hope at times
>But you persevered, and now your VENGEANCE is at hand
>Your wrath is a fully-stoked inferno, your fury unending
>You order your party to hold position guarding the entrance to the Demon Lord's castle
>They'll have your back, you know them to be true
>As you storm the hall leading to the throne room, you reflect on your journey, and the goal you seek to achieve
>Throwing open the doors, you burst into the throne room
>The Demon Lord reclines languidly, almost as if she was expecting you
>Her many attendants begin to move upon you, but are stilled with a gesture
>She asks you your name and your goal, and you reply
>It's only right that she know who will destroy her
>Not that she recognizes your name, your journey, though difficult, has been a somewhat quiet one
>Most Heroes go for loud-and-proud conquest, you sought simply to complete your mission
>And so you draw your weapon, prepared specifically for this encounter
>Scribed with words of power, it will not fail
>Not now, not ever
>It has but one purpose, one foe, and in this it is unmatched
>With a flourish you brandish your weapon, thrusting it at the Demon Lord
>You strike true, a mortal wound
>She is caught as though dead in the water, unable to respond with any reply but shock
>It is a subpoena
>One of your comrades has a Danuki wife, another a Demon
>Though the monsters would otherwise rebel against the thought of actions against the Demon Lord, in this case your argument was irrefutable
>She would pay for the crime of your mother's death
>Two thousand, thirty nine coin for the funeral services and rites
>Ninety-seven days of community service in non-Demon Lord, non-Order lands
>And a personal apology to yourself and each member of your family
>The damage done, you depart the Demon Lord's castle
>There will be no retribution, of this you are certain
>For you are a Hero
>Your cause is Just
>Your heart is Pure
>And you married a Lilim

>> No.14967599
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14967599

Have a thing.

>> No.14967606

>>14967596
STICKanon here, I wrote this stupid thing.

>> No.14967610

>>14967596
>I am the Lord of monsters, and above the law!
What now?

>> No.14967611

>>14967606
You're good at that trick cumfaggot, good job. Didn't see it coming.

>> No.14967613

>>14967610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNJDV1XoEpw

>> No.14967615

>>14967610
>"I HAVE NO IDEA"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzKKjJuujSs

>> No.14967620

Gentlemen of the thread, I here forth give you the greatest MG story ever told!

You (insert your name here) meet this wonderful MG (Insert your favorite species here), you and her both have some fun adventures /events and times together until the time you either
1) get raped.
2) rape her.
3) have hot kinky sex.
4) have slow gentle sex together.

After this there is a prologue with you together years later with several wonderful kids (or 1 your choice) and a very happy life.

The end

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>>14967596
All for revenge. Right Boss?

>> No.14967624

What kind of things/service would your favorite monstergirl sell if they owned a shop?

>> No.14967625

>>14967620
>After this there is a prologue
Wait, what? Time travel now? WE MUST GO IN DEEPER.

>> No.14967631

>>14967625
God damn it .

Epilogue.

>> No.14967632

>>14967624
Bookstore. Easy.

>> No.14967633

>>14967624
Monsterization clinic.

>> No.14967638

>>14967624
Tea. Lots of specialty teas.

>> No.14967640

>>14967624
Needful things.

>> No.14967643

>>14967625
Holy shit am I my own grandpa? I KNEW IT.

>> No.14967644

>>14967624
I imagine Dullahans would sell either goth shit or Day of the Dead memorabilia/things to be buried with.

>> No.14967648

>>14967624
Model kits and gunpla.

That way she can easily order her own mod parts.

>> No.14967649

>>14967644
That or a deli.

>> No.14967650

>>14967624
Lewd maid outfits and cleaning supplies such as feather duster butt plugs.

>> No.14967653

>>14967624
Shirohebi owning a local clinic.
Ryu selling wards and fortunes.
crabby old tanuki owning a candy store where kids always seem to get more candy than they paid for.
Wurm with a hardware store in a small town.
Sataryos with a liqueur store.
A Dragon who runs a bank.

I can keep going all day.

>> No.14967655

>>14967624
Probably beginners archery courses, maybe giant carrot plushies on the side

>> No.14967659

>>14967650
But maids are meant to be proper!

>> No.14967660

>>14967554
>>14967563
I want to cuddle my Salamander childhood friend on a cold winter night!
I want our parents to tease us with a picture of it years later in our high school days!
I want our mothers to high five and smugly tell people that they "called it years ago" at our wedding!

>> No.14967665

>>14967649
Maybe working at a graveyard, just watching over the dead.

>> No.14967672

You come home early one day to surprise your Kiki maid.
You manage to sneak in successfully only cause she has music on.
You go look to see what she is doing...
She is trying to dust things with her tail.

How is your heart?

>> No.14967679

>>14967659
A good maid can be both at the same time, and do so in such a fashion that the only person who notices is her master.

>> No.14967683

>>14967665
Sliced dollar hams aren't gonna sell themselves.

>> No.14967684

>>14967655
Who buys giant carrot plushies?

>> No.14967687

>>14967624
>Hellhound
I guess she'd run a store for monstergirls and their husbands that caters to the "Hunting Sex" crowd. You know, the ones who get off on the thrill of hunting and being hunted. For the girl who wants to pounce on her husband after chasing him for a mile and a half and fuck him senseless. For the man who enjoys tracking his waifu for hours before laying the perfect trap and taking his prize. For the men and monsters who just enjoy the sheer adrenaline of it all.

She also sells barbecue grills on the side.

>> No.14967691

>>14967672
My heart is fine. It's muh dick that's in trouble. I want her to tie me up and tease and edge me with that tail!

>> No.14967692

>>14967684
Parents of hooved children. Also Wererabbits.

>> No.14967694

>>14967672
If she's doing Surra de Bunda to clean vases I'd be a bit concerned.

>> No.14967697

>>14967610
>>14967613
>>14967615
>fight demon lord
>use your final all out attack
MADA MADA MADA MADA
>smoke clears
>she's just standing there, smirking edgly
>b-bakana
>demon lord teleports behind you
>you fall to your knees
>cry over how dispute how hard you've trained and how far you've come you're still not tsuyoi enough
>reflective music plays
>see the faces of all the humans and monsters you've helped, all the midbosses you beat and made good guys out of, your best bros and everyone who's believed in you
>your theme starts playing
I-Impossible where are you gaining this strength from?
>I have people I want to protect! You're not living your life correctly! Believe it!
>stare at throne room at demon lord
>TO BE CONTINUED

>> No.14967701

>>14967697
I'm pretty sure I just developed terminal cancer from reading this. Not only because it's fucking stupid as all hell, but because you fucked up the MUDA MUDA MUDA.

>> No.14967704

>>14967691
The master is meant to do the edging.

>> No.14967706

>>14967701
Don't you like anime? :^)

>> No.14967708

>>14967704
What kind of servant is she if she can't satisfy my needs?
Fuck this, I'm going to Antarctica to get me some Tekeli-li.

>> No.14967710 [SPOILER] 
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14967710

Here, have a joke gone right or wrong, your choice.

>> No.14967714

>>14967710
I don't see a joke.

>> No.14967715
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>>14967710
Das cute mang

>> No.14967716

>>14967708
It's just that the master must be strong and controlling, and he has to punish his lewd maid.

>> No.14967717

This is your daily reminder that MGE>MGQ>MM

>> No.14967719

>>14967710
fox empire, here I come.

>> No.14967720

>>14967714
You're missing out buddy. Nearly choked on a cornchip

>> No.14967722

>>14967716
Tekeli-li!

>> No.14967724
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14967724

Be honest Anon, are you one of those people who are rude to bugs?

>> No.14967725

>>14967710
Might as well place a little sign on her chest that says "place head here."
Mmmmmmmmm.

>> No.14967726

>>14967710
Oh beer! Can that fox go away, she's distracting from my drinking?

>> No.14967729

>>14967697
I was desperately clicking update so that I could scroll down.
I'm sitting alone in my bedroom at 3 in the morning, and my biggest concern was getting this off my screen in case someone managed to see it somehow.

>> No.14967731

>>14967724
Only if they have a gland that releases foul odors.

>> No.14967733

>>14967710
>Those thighs
THICK.

>> No.14967739

>>14967717
>MGQ over MM

How could anyone be so wrong? Jesus christ. MGQ is shit in almost every conceivable way.

>> No.14967743

>>14967599
That's a nice fox. thanks for sharing.

>> No.14967747

>>14967722
But then your maid will be all aloe. With nobody to reprimand her for doing those things to herself in her bed at night, or grid against her as she works, or pick her up by her legs ad eat her out until her sheets are a mess!

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14967750

himasugi.org/jp/index.html

get in here we need new posters

>> No.14967751

>>14967724
Only if they won't leave me alone. Sure, I'll probably avoid them, but that's because I don't like bugs because I'm deathly allergic to most of the one's near me.

>> No.14967752

>>14967739
It has a good soundtrack.

>> No.14967753

>>14967724
I wish I could bully Wriggle.

>> No.14967755

>>14967747
I'll drop her off with the neighbor, then.

>> No.14967756 [DELETED] 

>>14967750
No, fuck off.

>> No.14967757 [DELETED] 

>>14967750
Don't you tell me what to do.

>> No.14967761

>>14967739
Anon, he's a "Daily Reminder" poster.
Their opinions are never valid. They only post to start shit.

>> No.14967762 [DELETED] 

>>14967750
What is this nonsense?

>> No.14967763

>>14967755
But her heart and her loins are only for you!

>> No.14967764

>>14967739
At least it has actual monster girls.

>> No.14967765 [DELETED] 

>>14967739
>wrong
>a slut ntring your harem and popping their cherries one by one
>ceNTauR race that can get off only from NTR
>monsterboys
>furries
>little to no character to any of the girls
>story is summarized entirely in 1 sentence

Yeah MM sounds way better.

>> No.14967766 [DELETED] 

>>14967750
Explain.

>> No.14967768

>>14967763
Bad, Kiki, bad! You live with Chester Sniffington now.

>> No.14967769 [SPOILER] 
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14967769

This is a mg policewoman.

>> No.14967770 [DELETED] 

>>14967750
Holy shit I just downloaded a virus don't go on this site if you can help it

>> No.14967771

>>14967768
If you keep denying her, she might snap.

>> No.14967773

>>14967765
>Vore
>Futa-pandering
>Assplay
>Girls that are terrible in every way (rotting zombies, girls entirely slug like, etc)
>Edgelord story
>Monsters exist only to rape
>Terrible art

MM is much better.

>> No.14967774

>>14967769
And she is incredibly cute.

>> No.14967776 [DELETED] 

>>14967750
What the shit is this?
>Blue board
>NSFW
What the what? This isn't right. This isn't right at all

>> No.14967777

>>14967769
Zootopia is everywhere.
>>14967771
Dude, I don't care. I sold her to Chester Sniffington to be able to afford my move to Antarctica.

>> No.14967778

>>14967769
No, you are a furry.

>> No.14967779

>>14967769
Leave it to Disney to put 2 sets of ears on a bunnygirl.

>> No.14967780

>>14967773
For you.

>> No.14967783

>>14967777
She'll follow you.

>> No.14967786

>>14967783
No she won't. She'll feed the Meece in Chester's dungeon and she'll be grateful for it.

>> No.14967787

>>14967724
Just wasps and hornets.

They're mean!

>> No.14967789

>>14967787
And Fire/Soldier Ants

>> No.14967792

>>14967773
The more the merrier. Sure as hell's better than that vanilla darlinguuuuu shit. Anyway there's a fuckload more forced yuri/futa shit in MM

>> No.14967793

>>14967786
She'll definitely follow you. You're running away from your duties.

>> No.14967795

>>14967793
Her ownership has been transferred. Chester is her master now. I'm going to enjoy my Shog.

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>> No.14967805

>>14967795
You're the only master for her. Besides, nobody said you can only have one maid, ad that Shog might be appalled at how you abandoned your loving Kiki.

>> No.14967808

>>14967792
Wait wait wait wait... hol up. I haven't read MM since the NTR cow but, futa? Really? I demand proofs.

>> No.14967812
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14967812

>>14967805
Oh well. I guess they can coexist with some adjustments.

>> No.14967815

>>14967804
I'd say cop girls aren't this cute but I actually use the gym at the police academy and yes they are.

>> No.14967817

>>14967812
Nope. The kikimora will stay the way she is, but they will work together. On you.

>> No.14967818

>>14967815
Look at this chump, still on the same plane of existence as 3D whores.

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>>14967804
>Human ears
If you're gonna post that kind of stuff, at least post a bunny with some assets to flaunt.

>> No.14967822

>>14967817
You know what? Fuck you. You're just trying to force your yandere maid on me, and I'm not having it. She's YOUR problem.

>> No.14967827

>>14967818
B-but dat smell of sweat tho!

>> No.14967829

>>14967822
Well you're the one that broke her heart.

>> No.14967832

>>14967822
Just accept it Anon.

>> No.14967834

Dark elf police women
Kikimora detective.
Anubis captain.
That weird lich down in forensics.
That computer nerd .... something.
Chief of police as a ..fox woman?


I would say we have the makings of an anime/manga here.

>> No.14967836

>>14967822
I'll take her!

>> No.14967837

>>14967834
>That computer nerd
Crow Tengu.

>> No.14967838

>>14967834
computer nerd cyclops

>> No.14967842

>>14967834
Hellhound police chief. It's fitting.

>> No.14967843

>>14967827
Sweat only smells good in 2D. Hone your nostrils and you'll be able to smell it to.

>>14967834
>MGC: CYBER
>RAPE OR BE SLAUGHTERED, RAPE OR BE SLAUGHTERED

>> No.14967844

>>14967838
Nah, Cyclops is the girl who takes care of the cars.

>> No.14967847

>>14967697
This is basically the plot of Kingdom Hearts

>> No.14967854

>>14967843
>Sweat only smells good in 2D
My experience tells me otherwise.
>>14967847
>Anselma, Seeker of LEWDNESS
Kingdom Hearts... IS LEWDNESS!

>> No.14967859

Dark elf police women
Kikimora detective.
Anubis captain.
That weird lich down in forensics.
That computer nerd crow tengu and cyclops
Chief of police is a hellhound

Am I missing anything?

>> No.14967860

>>14967808
He's making shit up cause he's angry.

>> No.14967863

>>14967859
The Oomukade vigilante so obsessed with cleaning up the city she can't clean herself.

>> No.14967864

>>14967859
Hellhound needs to be in the K-9 unit. The chief has to be a human.
Also add a Golem and a Werewolf, because Discworld.

>> No.14967865

>>14967844
Cyclops girl that fixes the cars hmm, total mechanic type.
Doesn't talk much, that is until you damage one of her cars.

>> No.14967868

>>14967844
>not a grease monkeygirl
one job

>> No.14967869

>>14967859
Token human.

>> No.14967871

>>14967865
>>14967868
Why not both? Also gruff Ogre at the armory who gives boys' names to all the guns.

>> No.14967873

Kikimora detective : " What are you doing in the squad car constable?"

Dark elf constable "Uh.. err... I am questioning the suspect?"

Kikimora detective " How many times have i told you to NOT rape people in the squad car after I cleaned it!"

Total comedy gold.

>> No.14967876

>>14967869
Typical human policeman who just transfers into MGC that people could self insert as!

Perfect!

>> No.14967878
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>>14967753
Do NOT bully the Wriggle.

>> No.14967882

What about a borderline psychopathic biker cop or high speed pursuit car officer who chases down criminals like mad?

>> No.14967883
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>>14967873
>Slutty elf in position of authority abuses it to rape guys
Why does that sound familiar?

>> No.14967884

>>14967873
>>14967876
Get to it! We'll call it Back Street Blues!

>> No.14967886

>>14967883
Because there was a thing with that exact premise where she pursued an orc.

>> No.14967887
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14967887

>>14967882
Hnnh?

>> No.14967891

How about a Raiju in charge of the prison / holding cells?

It's odd how no one ever give her trouble..

>> No.14967892

>>14967873
>You're a lose cannon Kikivich! This is the last straw, clean out your locker and get out of here!

My locker's already clean chief, just like the streets'll be when I'm done with them.

>> No.14967894

>>14967886
>That'sTheJoke.jpg
You realize the image I posted was from that very comic, right?

>> No.14967895

>>14967887
Oh hell I remember Kenny now.
YUA with MGs?

>> No.14967897

>>14967894
I read it two years ago, I can't remember everything.

>> No.14967905

>>14967891
She has like a dozen electrical appliances on her desk ranging from toasters to coffee makers and hairdriers.

Refers to them as her sex toys in 1 episode

>> No.14967911

>>14967905
She is also the only one in the department who didn't get a taser.

>> No.14967914
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14967914

>>14967905
>>14967891
This isn't turning into Tank Police, is it?

>> No.14967915

>>14967859
Cheshire as the one asshole joker cop

>> No.14967926

>>14967843
>>14967854
Fun fact. Scientific study indicates that finding the natural body odor of someone of the opposite sex appealing is a sign of gene-compatibility, leading to healthier offspring.

>> No.14967929

>>14967926
I saw that in a documentary during elementary school and started paying attention to how girls smell ever since.
Can't fucking stand perfume.

>> No.14967933

>>14967834
>Kikimora detective
Isn't that, like, the opposite if what you should do? They'll ruin all the crime scenes with their cleaning OCD.

Maybe instead a Kikimora beat cop.

>"I'm cleaning the streets of crime, mastah!"

>> No.14967935
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14967935

It is that time again!

The full moon is here, and its time for everyone's favorite question!

What are your top 5 mgs, If you don't have a top 5, name them off. Have they changed from last month?

Mine are:
Fox woman (no liver snackers thank you)
Ryuu <moved up to 2nd
Dragon <bumped down to 3rd
I really don't have a 4-5th anymore as I have several I like now, the traditional shirohebi, the new girl, dark elf, and the really odd one people will be like 'wait what?" I'm liking Druella now.

What are yours?

>> No.14967941

>>14967935
Dragon
Dark Elf
Arachnid
Lich
Anubis

No change from last time.

>> No.14967943

>>14967935
Oh great, I was waiting with baited breath to see the literal exact same post(s) we've seen the last twenty threads!

At least try and be remotely original like MGC maid or dieroll anons, and add conditions or variations each time. Otherwise it's just spam.

>> No.14967946

>>14967933
All her life Janice was told "you will be a maid"
or "your gonna be a maid for life kid". or Kikis are always maid silly girl"
She broke the mold and went to the academy and became the top in her classes and mastered every skill needed and trained under some of the old men and proved that MGs can break the stereotype.
She is an excellent example of what an MG can do if she tries hard enough!

>> No.14967947

>>14967935
Oomukade - Crawled her way into my mind somehow
Anubis - Down one place
Dragon
Lich - Nito no longer gives me nightmares
Basilisk - New girl love's dying

>> No.14967952
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14967952

>>14967926
To all the haters out there

>> No.14967953

>>14967946
She still can't resist cleaning though, I heard her desk is spotless.

>> No.14967954

>>14967935
Holy shit, i didn't think i'd be able to participate in one of these things and not have my post lag behind by like 9 hours.

Mandragora in 0st spot because it trancends all other Mgs and doesn't even deserve to be put on the same planes as the others
Living Doll
Large Mouse /Dormouse
Titania
Hobgoblin
Wererabbit / March Hare

These are kinda just my flavor of the month though. Depending on what im burnt out on Flow Kelp, Oomukades, and also Jubjubs can be swapped in.

>> No.14967958

Is it true Nyanon started the skaven invasion?

>> No.14967959

>>14967943
Actually I am the one that started this monthly MG list, and for the record I do quite a bit of MGC stuff too.

>> No.14967960

>>14967958
No no, he simply impregnated so many of them so many times that there was no room left for them so they started invading new places.

>> No.14967961

>>14967953
Her car too. Wipe your shoes before you get in and don't touch the dash.

>> No.14967962

>>14967958
Nyanon hasn't been relevant in forever and won't be until he writes Dragoons.

>> No.14967967

>>14967952
Wouldn't it smell like crappy cheese?

>> No.14967968

>>14967935
Kikimora
Hellhound
Basilisk
Flowkelp
Kitsune

>> No.14967976

>>14967952
This is a quality post 10/10 rats are nice

>> No.14967979

>pack up for the weekend and hop in your Honda Civic
>drive along the Rainbow Bridge
>nice view of Yggdrassil, shame they replaced Heimdall with Alps
>That's progress for you
>get a nice view of all of Midgard
>goodbye for now
>drive on to Jötunheim
>everything's all white and blue and sparkling clean
>no real pollution here
>feel kinda bad driving a car like this but it's all you've got
>see a bunch of Glacies ice-skating
>little ones too
>so cute
>Yetis, Wendigos, Yuki-Onnas, Selkies, they all like it here
>it's always winter in Jötunheim
>find a motel at a reasonable rate
>check in
>unpack
>guess you should find somewhere to eat
>walk along the icy streets
>everything is so pretty, but at the same time kind of dead
>but still magical
>even the stars are different from what they were like on Earth
>"Hey, you! Midgarder! Turn around!" a voice calls from behind
>a familiar voice
>you turn around
>it's a Dark Valkyrie
>Elsa
>she recognizes you too
>shit
>"You've got a lot of nerve showing up near me after that stunt you pulled"
>you can't look her in the eye
>gaze falls on tits-level
>a badge is there
>she's a cop now

What was that stunt you pulled and how screwed are you?

>> No.14967982

>>14967979
Prostitution without a license. Got involved with the mayor. Huge scandal.

>> No.14967985

>>14967979
She asked if she could spend the night. And i said please don't

If im fast enough hopefully not screwed at all.

>> No.14967986

>>14967979
>Honda Civic
Immersion broken.

>> No.14967989

>>14967986
>he doesn't Eurobeat

>> No.14967996

>>14967979
I held her hand in public.
And keep telling people who asked that we were in love.
She was to embarrassed to say anything.

>> No.14968000

>>14967979

I recorded myself sodomizing her during one of our "breathers" and sent the video to her prim, un-corrupted sister.

>> No.14968003

>>14968000
>"breathers"
WHERE DA BROWN SWITCH TOMBOY AT?

>> No.14968034

>>14967989
I listen exclusively to anime music.
http://i.imgur.com/YAk7WAr.jpg

>> No.14968038

>>14968034
The soundtrack of Initial D doesn't count as anime music?

>> No.14968051
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14968051

Scales!

>> No.14968057

>>14968051
best skullgirl

>> No.14968061

>>14968057
She's not a Skullgirl though.

>> No.14968067

>>14968061
>Being a fucking sperg

>> No.14968073

>>14968067
Why did this word suddenly get so popular?

>> No.14968078
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>>14968067
No need to be so angry about it, sperg.

>> No.14968114
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14968114

Built for breeding!

>> No.14968116

>>14968067
About as popular as autist and faggot.

>> No.14968120

Reminder that wearing a tie is symbolic for letting the Tanuki put a leash and collar on you.

>> No.14968124

>>14968114
Built for sniffing, you mean.

>> No.14968131

>>14968120
Having a tanuki drag me around would be pretty nice.

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>>14968120
That's kinda hot.

>> No.14968142

>>14968120
Can't I just have the leash and collar?

>> No.14968151

>>14968142
Sure.

>> No.14968161

The harsh reality of life is that none of us will ever have a Ryu and a Kitsune fighting over which one of their shrines we should visit. Never will a qt snek offering you sunshine and warmth for eternity while mofu promises to wrap you in her fluffy embrace. Never ever.

The question is why life is worth living.

>> No.14968162

>Monster Girls gain control of Apple
>Change ToS
>ToS states that any male who accepts must become a human cum rag for Apple
>Apple starts selling boys who blindly accepted ToS into slavery
>WHY CAN'T I HOLD ALL THESE BOYS

>> No.14968164

>>14968161
It's not, but killing yourself is such a hassle.

>> No.14968168

>>14968162
>Buying an Apple product
Did it to yourself.

>> No.14968169

>>14968162
>apple users
>males
Ahahaha
You mean millions of alps? What are they going to do with them anyway?

>> No.14968176

>>14968169
Sell them as phone cases

>> No.14968177

>>14968162
I want to go under the desk of a Tanuki Apple CEO.

>> No.14968180

>>14968177
Good boy, you'll get that raise yet. You'll just have to go home with her as well.

>> No.14968183

I want to be a shota and bully a loli tanuki!

>> No.14968186

>>14968183
You want her to scheme ways to buy away your life post puberty?!?!?

>> No.14968188

>>14968183
Yeah, then when her guard's down it'll be off to the fun camp with the rest of her kind!

>> No.14968194

Make a super shine for both the Ryu's and foxes!

>> No.14968205

Im going to become a ninja!
so then when kunoichi attack me, Ill be more then ready

>> No.14968209

>>14968205
Believe it!

>> No.14968212

>>14968209
No. I will NOT believe it. It's my dream, and ain't nobody going to stop me!

>> No.14968215

>>14968205
You gonna go anti monster to bait them?

>> No.14968218
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14968218

The life and times of monks hiding from Monster Girls when?

>> No.14968223

>>14968209
>Ninja anon was expecting quite a variety of kunoichi.
>The one thing he didn't expect was a blond, orange wearing kunoichi with ridiculous powers

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>>14968205
>A girl who proclaims herself to be a Master Thief sends you a calling card
>On it reads:
>"Tonight at midnight, your base will be stolen."
>On the back is a picture of two kunai interlocking through the rings
>It almost looks like...

>> No.14968225

>>14968223
>kunoichi
>not Kitsune
Come on man.

>> No.14968227

>>14968194
I'll do it, Anon! I'll convince them to join forces and shower the world in love and blessings! But only if they promise to give me long, wet kisses and keep me warm on cold winter nights. Tail fluff and snek hugs combined.

>> No.14968228

>>14968225
I've never had a job before, I didn't know what to do with this one!

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>>14968224
>...Oh dear...

>> No.14968253 [DELETED] 

I want to live inside a Gazer's thighs! Worshipping and eating her out until she ahegaos from pleasure! Her slime probably tastes like warm chocolate!

>> No.14968263

>>14968253
Ew, a Gazer is too much of loser to be a mistress

>> No.14968264

>>14968253
>live inside a Gazer's thighs!
Huh. So you'd be living inside her body like in that cartoon about the inner workings of the body?

>> No.14968271

>>14968218
>be monk
>living that chill monastery life, coping those manuscripts, eating silently, praying all day every day
>be watching Brother Geoffrey draw a snail in a margin of one of my manuscripts
>damn bro that shit's so cash, that hi-def mollusc really highlights how gloriously devout this passage is
>monster attack bell starts ringing
>oh shit, monk's are grabbing sacred texts and relics left and right, heading for the hills
>abbott runs past with his robes rolled up to his knees, tells Jeff and I to distract the monster while everyone else makes a run for it
>can't argue with that hat
>we hang around in the now empty library, Jeff slowly scratching at the manuscript
>you better not spill any ink on those lines Jeff, they took me at least seven weeks
>forget all about the manuscript when the library doors are thrown open
>remember the time that Brother Mathew got taken by that hellhound
>abbott had us scrub the floor for so long that everyone in my cell got blisters
>and all because one laymen thought those scorched ab impressions were worth a wank
>almost drop my prayer beads in shock
>it's one of those gigantic fay women
>Jeff looks like he's going to cry
>she floats over to us, smiling an insidious, soul-stealing smile damn heretical
"Ara, I was wondering where everyone was."
>I only come up to her bouncy temptation devices, feels pretty
"What's this?"
>she pushes past me and bends over to look at our manuscript
>must resist temptation
"This is really good!"
>she smiles while trying to appeal to my pride
>not so fast demon
"You both have real talent! Keep it up."
>she gives us both a disgustingly heretical hug and leaves to return to whatever horrible demon realm spawned her
>Jeff and I got two whole potatoes for dinner that night
>it was a good day

>> No.14968276

>>14968224
>>14968232
I've got the mental image of Ninja anon realising what the symbol means at midnight and turn around to clash with the kunoichi just at the last moment

>> No.14968277

>>14968271
See this shit? This is why I work in the brewery. None of them ever think to come into the brewery, and the door locks from the inside.

>> No.14968281

>>14968271
He should invest on a bigger hat, so he could be the one giving the orders.

>> No.14968288

>>14968277
>be brewer monk
>pressing them wines for the Lord
>head off to the brewery to get a head start on the day's labours
>it's surprisingly dark inside, you told those useless novices to open the windows before they left
>feel a hand on your shoulder
>turn around
>in the darkness you can make out half a dozen Sataryos
"Welcome back fuckboy"
>as they take turns riding you silly one thought repeats over and over in your head
>"Dear God I hope there isn't any hair in the vintage."

>> No.14968292

>>14968288
>wine
Wine is for the pagans. Godly men drink ale.

>> No.14968293

>>14968271
>Titania-onee-chan will never give you a disgustingly heretical hug

>> No.14968294

>>14968288
And that's Ill be a wise mountain sage

nobody fucks with the sage

>> No.14968296
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14968296

>Pater Noster
>Ave Maria
>Come on brother Sigmund, you went to get that exorcist four hours ago

>> No.14968299

>>14968294
>be sage
>all the elementals keep visiting you
They want to become one with you.

>> No.14968305

>>14968271
>The feeling of being fucked by a manomo after a lifetime of chastity, realizing it's possible to find spiritual wisdom in the warm arms of another
I want a fic about this.

>> No.14968306

>>14968305
This sounds like something I'd like to do but I'm horrible and lazy.

>> No.14968308

>>14968296
>I told Brother Noah it wasn't godly to play with his turgid tallywacker all the time, but no, he just had to
>Lord why couldn't it have been one of the cuddly demons
>I wish I had a cute heathen Ryu to convert to the path of righteousness

>>14968305
>spiritual wisdom through sex
>laughingaquinas.illuminatedmanuscript

>> No.14968314

>>14968308
>turgid tallywacker
Who the let the Alp in? Why must you turn this house of God into a New Sodom?

>> No.14968318

>>14968299
At least its spirits

>> No.14968319

>>14967028
Late response but yeah, sign me in. Bizzare levels of idealism and topsy-turvyness of everything evil is what precisely got me into MGE. Even though the anon up the answer chain fairly pointed to it's wacky side, in fact that doesn't really spoil it for what it is to me. It's a comfy kind of silly.

>> No.14968355

>>14968293
It hurts so much

>> No.14968381
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14968381

When I was a still a girl, my mother said to me, my girl you could be a doctor, or maybe a financier, but have you considered a career in piracy?

>> No.14968383

>>14967979
I bought a Civic.

>> No.14968385

>>14968383
Do you drift with it?

>> No.14968410

I've been thinking of ways to bring value to the threads outside writing stories and drawing.

Simply participating to the positive discussions

Helping content provider by constructively criticizing their work, and encouraging them to provide more if you think that they deserve it

Aggregating content by making lists of stories relating to a species, gathering pictures, etc...

These are the 3 easiest ways anything beyond that requires effort and/or creativity

Here are some ideas:
Attempt to start "serious" discussions on various monster girls related subjects

Making complete, in-depth analysis of MGE profiles

Creating some sort of introduction to monster girls as a whole

Holding a contest to encourage content creation

If you feel compelled to bring to this thread, there are many ways to do so, don't just default to writing stories if it isn't something you enjoy

Please share any idea you have

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14968419

So I had my third monster girl dream last night although I remember frustratingly little.

The only details I can vividly remember are being "stuck" with my back against a wall and unable to move while a Lilim paced around the room and asked me questions about myself. I have no idea what was going through my mind before I slept to cause that.

>> No.14968421

>>14968410
>Aggregating content by making lists of stories relating to a species
I'm actually surprised we don't have a list like this. Sure we have the writefag list but it would really help to have a list of stories sorted by which girls appear in it.

>> No.14968422

>>14968381
A smelly pirate hooker.

>> No.14968431

>>14968410
I don't know how well you'll influence the thread as a whole, but I'm sure if yo yourself begin giving insightful and in depth criticism, it'll encourage more people to write and grow better.

>> No.14968432

>>14968421
There's already something like that on the wiki.

>> No.14968433

>>14968410
I'd rather keep shitposting. X is best girl.

>> No.14968438

>>14968432
But that involves trudging through the content there.

>> No.14968440

>>14968432
That's just the wiki content though right?

>> No.14968445

>>14968419
Oh my a Lilim!
Don't care for your dream senpai but that gal sure is new to my folder.

>> No.14968452

>>14968419
She's scoping out candidates to be the conduit in 2017.

>> No.14968455

>>14968419
If you answered correctly she'd have taken you to monster land and given you a perfect monster girl waifu. As it stands it looks like she'll be testing the next Anon though. Better luck next time!

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>>14968419
I had a nice dream last night too, about a girl I knew in high school. I was showing her a cabin that I told her was mine (sure as hell it wasn't) and she was putty in my hands. I led her around with my hand on her ass and she just giggled. Which is funny, because in real life she threatened to beat up the last guy I saw ask her out.
She'd be of the Ogre/Oni persuasion if she was a Monster Girl.

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>>14968452
I'm scared.
>>14968456
She sounds tsundere, teasing a tsun oni could be fun.

>> No.14968467

>>14968456
Sounds like a typical 3D hoe.

>> No.14968468

>>14968465
>tsundere
Hell no, that guy had it coming. Maybe I should try to write an Ogre/Oni based off of her.
Unfortunately I already used her name for another character

>> No.14968473

>>14968467
Please no bully.

>> No.14968484

>>14968433
>X is best girl.
>When superior Y exist
Whatever you say alp.

>> No.14968487

>>14968440
Nope, tons of pastebin stuff too.

>> No.14968488

>>14968484
>liking Y
>calling others Alps
*tips bonnet*

>> No.14968492

>>14968468
Go for it, writing's always easiest when you have inspiration. Could always use a different name.

>> No.14968493

>>14968492
>spoiler
Well yes but I personally would be confused.

>> No.14968495

>>14968488
I bet you like Z don't you?
You know, the one that is confirmed worst girl.

>> No.14968497

>>14968495
>Z
>babby's first S
Get on my level, kid.

>> No.14968506

>>14968497
>S
>When A, B and C are far better.

>Get on my level, kid.
Sorry, I won't lower myself that far.

>> No.14968512

>>14968497
>babby's first S

>liking S
>Ever liking any S
>For any reason

Or you could just like C, which is just like S but not shit. Up to you.

>> No.14968515

Stop driving the joke into the ground lads.

>> No.14968519

>>14968515
But shitposting is fun!

>> No.14968520

>tasteless fags ignorant to the glory that is 愛
I'm not surprised, honestly. Fucking plebs.

>> No.14968521

>>14968515
Give us something better to talk about. Like Wurms.

I want to preform cock-magic for an easily impressed Wurm.

>> No.14968526

>>14968521
I want to make sandwiches for Wurms.

>> No.14968532
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14968532

Have you praised best girl today?

>> No.14968535

Personally, I like R.

>> No.14968539

>>14968532
>tentacle tail

Who in their right mind thought this was a good idea?

>> No.14968540

>>14968532
Palm pussy is even worse than horse pussy.

>> No.14968541

>>14968535
R is allright I guess. But why wouldn't you just go with T?

>> No.14968546
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>>14968540
Good man, enjoy your Horse Pussy as you please.

>> No.14968549

>>14968546
But anon, think of how much muscular control that kind of pussy would have.

>> No.14968550

>>14968521
I want a yakuza worm to throw me through a second story window. I'll make sure to come back with a tire iron next time.

>> No.14968552

>>14968549
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>/mlp/

>> No.14968555

>>14968552
I was talking about palm pussy to make a joke about that.

>> No.14968557

>>14968546
Is the one on the left a troll or a cyclops?

>> No.14968562

>>14968557
Probably a Trolps.

>> No.14968565

>>14968539
Z-Ton when he was still in his right mind
>>14968540
You take that back

>> No.14968590

Are cute elf boys monster girls?

>> No.14968592

Careful not to fall for it.

>> No.14968601
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So when do you think next KC girl is?
Also, WHAT do you think next KC girl is?

>> No.14968603

To the guy that sent me a long, detailed email on how to improve my writing, thank you for your service. Very much appreciate it.

>> No.14968604

>>14968506
>>14968497
>All these fucking plebians
>Not loving based Ω
She's always been there, and she'll be there at the end, too.

>> No.14968605

>>14968601
Jötunn, Phoenix, Hydra, Nemean Lion, I'd like one of those.

>> No.14968606

>>14968605
Its going to be a wonderland centaur. I know this because my dad is KC's personal alp.

>> No.14968610

>>14968601
Next week.
I'm still hoping for radical faction addition, but aren't high in hopes. Something out of mythos, like Basilisk/Satyros.

>> No.14968615

>>14968601
>So when do you think next KC girl is?
I'd say soonest possible is the 30th

>Also, WHAT do you think next KC girl is?
I'm gonna throw a wild guess and say a new kind of Scylla

>>14968606
I remember KC saying that he is done with Wonderland, the fact that he released a Wonderland doujin featuring all of the species also supports that

I looked for the official statement but couldn't find it

>> No.14968617

>>14968605
I'd like a draugr, ratatoskr, nidhoggr, nokk or a morrigan. Morrigan would be good. We need another harpy.

>> No.14968624

>>14968615
>Scylla
Truthfully, I can't think of a wilder guess than that. We can dream, I suppose.

Then again, that will just result in Scylla being disregarded even more.

Then again again, that doesn't have to be a bad thing. Being meme-free has its perks.

>> No.14968628

>>14968624
Nah, She's a pot head and there is no escaping that.

>> No.14968633

>>14968628
dude
tentacles
lmao

>> No.14968637

>>14968633
Ten tickles for the tentacle

>> No.14968640

>>14968601
>>14968610
>>14968615
KC's latest pattern is on his enty. with a new update every week, give or take a few days.

Full art and sketches of a Monster Girl early in the month, the first week.

New Girl sometime between the 10th-13th of the month.

Full art and sketches of a Monster Girl then around the 19th or 21st.

Then just the full art of a more simple Monster Girl at the end of the month.

And then it repeats. So expect a new girl sometime early in April.

>>14968615
>I remember KC saying that he is done with Wonderland, the fact that he released a Wonderland doujin featuring all of the species also supports that
He said he was finished with Wonderland long ago, and then went and added new Wonderland girls afterwards. I doubt he'll ever truly give up on any setting. Especially Wonderland since it's pretty popular.

>> No.14968644 [DELETED] 

>>14968603
You're welcome, I hope it gave you some useful insight

By the way, you haven't answered my "PS" question

>> No.14968650

>>14968637
I want to tickle a shoggth. I mean sure, it would produce a scene horrific enough to a bystander to reduce his SAN to 0, but I think a shoggoth's giggling, laughing face would be enough to keep me sane.

>> No.14968658

>>14968644
I sent you a much more in depth email than I would be willing to put on these boards.

>> No.14968676

>>14968640
>KC's latest pattern is on his enty. with a new update every week, give or take a few days.

So he has committed to one girl per month? That's good, it gives less popular ones a time to shine before the next one is released

> I doubt he'll ever truly give up on any setting.
That means there is still hope for all kinds of crazy Wonderland and Desert girls, nice

>> No.14968678

>>14968601
SHARK
H
A
R
K

>> No.14968696
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Basilisk seems to be the most popular girl in a while and I'm totally okay with that.

>> No.14968703

>>14968696
snek cloaca.

>> No.14968708

>>14968696
I want to molest fluffy snake

>> No.14968709
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>>14968703
>cloaca
Her selling point is her glowing vagina.

>> No.14968712

>>14968709
That's not a vageen, anon. That's her puckerhole, too. As in, if you eat her out, you're also eating her ass out too. Some people might like that, though.

>> No.14968717

>>14968709
I'm kind of unsure about the glowing pussy, Anon.

>> No.14968728

>>14968717
>Glowing pussy makes your dick glow to show that you'red "paired"
>Spend 3 hours in the shower playing with your new lightsaber
>Making the noises the entire time

>> No.14968735

>>14968728
What are you anon? Six?
Nah, just kidding, I'd be doing the same shit too.

>> No.14968738

>>14968696
She is the best Lamia after all

>Stronger venom than Apophis
>Gaze more dangerous than Medusa's
>Better yandere sex than Shirohebi
>Vanilla Lamia and Echidna can't even compete because of their outdated pictures

Also their mask gives them so much flavor and potential, they have the cutest bird hands and a fluffy tail.

>> No.14968753

>>14968728
>About to have sex at night
>You drop your pants, showing your glowing red "lightsaber"
>As you approach the bed you start humming the imperial march as loud as you can
>"Anon, must you do this every time?"

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>>14968590
Only when they alp into cute elf girls and no sooner.

>>14968592
You're not the boss of me.

>> No.14968768

>>14968717
Haven't you read KC making-ofs? It's glowing because her body constanly leaks potent toxin or something

>> No.14968775

>>14968753
Truly we are blessed for having glowing pussy

>> No.14968776
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>> No.14968781
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>>14968696
>>14968709
Do all Basilisks have stomachs this great?

>> No.14968788

>>14968776
That Succubutt has a well drawn butt.

>> No.14968791

>>14968776
She looks so happy.
>>14968781
There's probably some flabby ones out there who need some convincing to get in shape.

>> No.14968830

>>14968791
>There's probably some flabby ones out there who need some convincing to get in shape.

What's the point? She'll never meet a cute boy who will remove her mask and marry her on the spot, they might as well become chubby neets

>> No.14968847

>>14968830
She will if she start taking care of herself and gets in shape.

>> No.14968861

>>14968847
What shit advice. She did take care of herself, she was in shape. And where did it get her?

>> No.14968864

>>14968776
Cuuute!

>> No.14968866

>>14968830
Please don't bully the chubby snake, she tries really hard but hasn't got the heart to say no to all the meals her Yeti room mate keeps cooking.

>> No.14968873

>>14968861
Well, becoming a chubby neet will not get her anywhere either and it fact will just make everything worse.

>> No.14968877

>>14968873
>Implying that isn't precisely the kina smile I want to protect
>Imypling I won't make her slightly chubby belly slim and ripped with constant fucking

>> No.14968895

>>14968877
I want to protect a hard-working smile!

>> No.14968899

Hey.
See that fort over there?
The one with a legion of 100 Death Nights, 50 Dragons, 50 Behemoths, 100 Wizards 10 of which are Necomancers, 50 of which are Masters of Elements and 1 of which is an Arch Wizard, a Terrasque, Nemesis from RE3, King Kong, and is surrounded by a lake containing Leviathan, 10 Krakens and 10 Aboleths?
Your monster girl waifu is in it being held captive and will marry the first hero willing to save her, and is surrounded by enough gold and jewels to live a lavish life 5ever.
You are given a sack the size of your head and 100 gold. What do you do? Note if you do not save your Mongirl waifu within a month the Dark Lord of Darkness will sacrifice her to his God

>> No.14968906

>>14968899
>Your monster girl waifu
>will marry the first hero willing to save her
That's not how this works.
>The rest of your post
Just fuck off.

>> No.14968909

>>14968899
This seems pretty wiki-like.

>> No.14968910

>>14968709
I WANT TO TICKLE BASILISK KOHAI'S TIGHT MIDRIFF WHILE SHE TEARS AT THE EYES AND BEGS ME TO STOP!

>> No.14968916

>>14968899
how nu r u

>> No.14968918

>>14968899
That hurt.

>> No.14968920

>>14968899
Nuke the entire fort.

My Waifu will survive because she is radioactive.

>> No.14968925

>>14968899
I cut holes into the sack for my eyes, wear it to make myself into a Masked Mystery Man and therefore Great and Powerful, and use the gold to hire 20 Good Men.

>> No.14968931

>>14968899
Since I'm dating Godzilla-chan already and we're getting along very well, I think we'll be just fine as she can handle herself well. plus if she gets in trouble, I'm always there to assist her and finish the fight.

>> No.14968950

Daily reminder NEET monster Girls with human boy dakis and flabby bellies are solely for bullying

>> No.14968958

>>14968950
When will they learn that men want a real woman, one that can take care of them a not a loser with a hard drive full of hentai and videogames?

>> No.14968973

>>14968601
That fucking snek looks so lovable and cuddly. How can I find a ryu to love and worship?

>> No.14968974
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14968974

hairy scary wolfgirls!

>> No.14968976

>>14968974
I want her to rub her scent on me!

>> No.14968977
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>>14968931
>Gojiren
I can only imagine how thick those thighs are. Enjoy yourself, Anon... and all the super-powerful beatdowns you get to watch her perform on a frequent basis.

>> No.14968978

>>14968974
>pubes
>armpit hair
Gross

>> No.14968980

>>14968978
Pubic hair is good! GOOD!

>> No.14968981

>>14968974
I'm mostly indifferent either way. Mostly. I just like when pit and pubic hair aren't all over the place since mine is like that in before narcissism... But I love how her underarm hair flows with her fur. It's such a great aesthetic!

>> No.14968982

>>14968974
She's not scary at all.

>> No.14968983

>>14968974
I can deal with pubes but armpit hair really isn't y thing. Also she should have claws not hands.

>> No.14968984

Bully wars between Salamanders and Dragons when?

>> No.14968985

>>14968974
That left nipple is fucking travelling.

>> No.14968986
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>>14968984
BULLY YOU at least during sparring practice

>> No.14968994

>>14968974
I normally hate armpit hair but she looks so nice that I don't even mind.

That wolf could "eat" me any time.

>> No.14968996
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14968996

Did you say you wanted to join our cloister?

>> No.14969003

>>14968974
I want to tease her until she jumps me and declares me her mate for life! I don't mind if her tongue lolls out during sex! I think that makes her hotter!

>> No.14969007

>>14968996
Depends, do you have any alps in nun habits?

>> No.14969008

>>14966279
I take it there's an uncensored version of this?

>> No.14969009

>>14968996
What? No, I said "Do you have Cloyster?" Want to trade for my Starmie?

>> No.14969010

>>14968996
You are not my real "sister"!

>> No.14969014

>>14969007
In the basement.

>> No.14969015

>>14968996
What would happen if you confessed to a Dark Priest that you have been chaste for over a decade?
Is the Fallen God forgetful?

Having sex while praying and begging for forgiveness of your sins is the absolute best

>> No.14969020

>>14969009
Not for a Starmie. Maybe if you showed her your Rock Polished Onix, then she'd show you her Cloyster

>> No.14969023

>>14969014
Excellent, I'm gonna paddle some disobedient alps in nun cosplay in the fallen god sex dungeon.

>> No.14969025

>>14968996
Not yet. Wait another year until I finished my degree, then we can talk about sex.
I'll stay chaste in the meantime.

>> No.14969028

>>14968996
Only if you do anal.

>> No.14969031

>>14969028
Nuns have to do anal, chastity belts prevent vaginal.

>> No.14969032

>>14969015
I wonder if she will jsut suddenly turn more lewd so you can "repent for your sins".

>> No.14969038

>>14968996
Only if I get to touch that fluffy butt

>> No.14969040

>>14968996
>>14969028
What this anon says, but only if you let me cuddle you after, and only if you let me cook breakfast for us both the next morning

>> No.14969045

>>14969025
But anon, this is a grave sin!

>>14969032
Definitely, she has to be extra lewd to help you repent for your sins

>> No.14969046

Christmas Cake Basilisk Onee-san who's never seen a man in her life, then one day you move into the house next to her and accidentally fall on her and grope her boobs, in typical anime fashion.

>> No.14969052

>>14968866
I want to eat some of Yeti Ramsey's meaty meals

>> No.14969053

>>14969046
Kyaaecchibakahentai intensifies.

>> No.14969056

>>14969046
If she's never seen a man before then what about her otouto?

>> No.14969062

>>14969046
She then fires her sexy beam, incubizing you on the spot and ensuring she marries her otouto in <2 minutes.

>> No.14969067

>>14968996
If I do, What do I get out of it?

>> No.14969069

>>14969053
Somehow that defaulted to cheekibreeki for me

>> No.14969079

>>14969069
Silly Anon, thinking he has the advantage.

>> No.14969083

>>14969067
Three warm meals a day, a roof over your head, as many books as you can read and you'll never have to sleep alone.

>> No.14969091

>>14969045
It might be a grave sin for her, but it would be a greater sin for me to become some deadbeat husband.

>> No.14969094
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>> No.14969095

>>14969083
I'll do it.

>you'll never have to sleep alone.
And who will I be sleeping with then?

>> No.14969096

>>14969094
Well hello, hello, hello!

>> No.14969099

>>14969079
I have her in my grip AND the high ground!

>> No.14969100

>>14969095
The various sisters, whoever you happen to end up with.

>> No.14969102

>>14969052
>Yeti Ramsey
>Can't be intimidating and rude to save her life
>Any time she says anything that could be taken as even the slightest bit badly she starts stuttering and apologizing

>> No.14969103

>>14969094
Clearly she's caught a cold. It's what happens when you don't wear anything other than a belt missy!

>> No.14969109

>>14969100
It's like a sleepover every night then.

What could ever go wrong.

>> No.14969114

>>14968977
Indeed she has very stong thighs, but also a strong body in general. Also while she may beat down opponents, she's actually a really sweet girl who just happy to have found a loving companion who has ended her lonesomeness. Also her nuclear heart beats very fast when we cuddle together.

>> No.14969121

>>14969091
You won't have time to work with all the daily prayers to the fallen god you'll have to do

>>14969102
>"This steak is so uncooked that I think you should have maybe considered letting it on the pan a little longer... I'm sorry"

>> No.14969141

>>14969102
>>14969121
You are wrong, Yeti Ramsey will usher this pathetic world into a disciplined and wonderful paradise of culinary miracles.

Only the strongest can cook on the same level as Yeti Ramsey.

>> No.14969147

>>14969141
Only the strongest can handle all that yak milk.

>> No.14969163
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14969163

Why is memecat sad?

>> No.14969164

>>14969141
Jamie Trolliver has a much more down to earth and approachable cooking style.

>> No.14969165

>>14969163
Because her favorite capeshit turned out to be shit.

>> No.14969169

In Today's episode of Sexual Kingdom, we watch the mating ritual of the TItania.

But first, your species trivia for the day.

Did you know that ignis coloration matches the intensity of their heat?

The hottest ignis, a rarity, is a blue-white color that are only born in places where the plane of fire is exceptionally strong

>> No.14969170

>>14969165
But Anon

All capeshit is shit

>> No.14969171

>>14969164
That crybaby?

>> No.14969175

>>14969163
Because she lost all her friends due to all the things she keeps spouting out, which annoyed them and made them leave.

>> No.14969179

>>14969170
N-no, the ones I like are still good.

>> No.14969183

>>14969163
Because now matter how hard she memes, alps are going to become an egregore in our world first.

>> No.14969192

>>14969183
Alps are the way of the future, Anon!
Prepare for the spadetail invasion!

>> No.14969195

>>14969163
Because for all her autistic memeing and slutty acting, she's never actually had sex.

>> No.14969196

>>14969163
She saw a bad meme that got popular.

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>>14969163
Because she's trying to get a man to have sex with her consensually.

She really should consider rape.

>> No.14969200

>>14969169
In order for the male to be considered a worthy mate of the Titania, he has to defeat her in a game of "Fairy Party 3"

>> No.14969203

>>14969192
Alps are why civilizations fail.

>> No.14969205

>>14969192
But I don't want to be invaded by their spadetails. Can I invade them with my dick?

>> No.14969214

>>14969163
I think memecat, belonging to some weird dimension, knows about us and is trying really hard to be a meme so she can tear the fabric of reality like baneposting and get here.

>> No.14969216

>>14969200
Indeed.
It truely is a dangerous ritual and many fail to even the first ten turns without devolving into raging beasts.

>>14969203
You just don't get them and their ways!
Tolerate them!

>>14969205
A counterattack?
You are brave, Anon.
Brave, but foolish.
Do you not know they will leg lock you and wrap their tail around you to prevent escape?

>> No.14969226

>>14969216
Why do I want to escape? These sound like some stage 3 semen demons that know what they want.

>> No.14969228
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14969228

Sheltered onee-sans who attend all girls schools, who live next door.

>> No.14969230

>>14969226
Or they're newly turned and are just desperate for it. Are you willing to take that chance?

>> No.14969231

>>14969226
Sorry but these are stage two creatures that have been educated by one of their senior officers how to best milk a man.

They're flat chested and have small rears, nothing worth looking at until they've been stuffed by a man at least five or six times.

>> No.14969234

>>14969228
>Monster girls at an all girls school
The amount of pent-up lust would be palpable.

>> No.14969241

>>14969234
Yeah, that sounds like an incredibly dangerous place and also why have an all girls school in the first place, girls and guy s need to grow up around one another so they both may become better people?

>> No.14969245

>>14969230
>>14969231
Do they look like this?

http://imgur.com/a/HuL7U

Because I'll still be going in. For my country and my people, of course.

>> No.14969248

>>14969245
Fairly close.
It lacks the demonic bits but that's quite accurate

>> No.14969249

>>14969245
Someone needs to be slapped over how bad that first transparency looks.

>> No.14969250

>>14968532
Onee-chan is so slimy, I wonder how the ooze tastes?

>> No.14969251

>>14969241
The boys can't study properly with all the monster girls chasing them around, that's why we need to separate them

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>>14969241
>Why have an all girls school in the first place
Because religion is a thing and and refuses to progress with society sometimes.

>> No.14969255

>>14969245
I could post one of Alp's Alps if you want to know what they look like.

>> No.14969259

>>14969255
Somebody saves those? Anyways I saw an mspaint alpple bottom a few days ago, I'd hit it.

>> No.14969260

>>14969234
I feel bad for an male teachers.

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>>14969259
I don't so much save them as I forget to delete them, if you know what I mean.

>> No.14969264

>>14969260
There's an image out there of this situation. All the girls are tugging at their clothes and look ready to jump over their desks at any moment.

Unfortunately, I don't have it. Somebody wanna help out?

>> No.14969271

I want to teach a group of Monster Lolis in a schoolhouse in a rural village! I want to be the best school teacher for them as I teach them all about the world, at least within their early loli curriculum!

>> No.14969275

>>14969251
Then shouldn't they just try and teach girls not to chase around guys until either after school or during recess, also teaching both of them will make better monster girls and also allow for more childhood friends?

>> No.14969302

>>14969271
Who would you want as your co-teacher? All aras are a good choice but Echidna always seems to be the best for kindergarten.

>> No.14969303

>>14969271
You know... Monster girls reach puberty a lot sooner than humans do, they might seem cute and eager to learn at first, but they will quickly become eager for something else

>>14969275
This sounds like a terrible idea but denying a shota his childhood friend is a crime, so you are right

>> No.14969308

>>14969271
Just get ready for Hakutaku chan to tell you she wants to teach with you one day.

>> No.14969324

>>14969303
Indeed, every guy deserves a monster girl childhood friend and for a companion who they can love and trust. Plus monster girl will likely end up being less hostile if they have a friend to cam their nerves and make them happy, preventing others from being assaulted.

>> No.14969339

I want to teach a dragon not to bully

>> No.14969345

>>14969339
I want to teach a Hakutaku to lactate.

>> No.14969351

>>14969345
You gotta get her pregnant for that to happen, will you take responsibility?

>> No.14969357

>>14969351
Every single time.
That means I'm going to impregnate her multiple times.

>> No.14969358

>>14969351
But that's wrong, lactation can be induced through purely mechanical stimulus.

>> No.14969362

>>14969302
I'm not sure if I'd have the need for a co-teacher, the class would be 15 at the most. It's a small town after all. Still, a co-teacher would certainly be helpful to have as an assistant! I'd just hope my waifu doesn't get jealous of her. She'd need my wife's approval before she can start teaching.

>>14969303
That's there parent's problems, not mine. I'll just help enrich their youthful minds and help make the most of their innocent childhood years by giving them memories to cherish forever. Like reading them stories, taking them down to the shoreline to teach them about the marine life that live there, and having nice picnics with the whole class on a windy hill of flowers!

>>14969308
Oh perfect, she can be my co-teacher and help out with the lesson plans!

>> No.14969366

>>14969358
Are you suggesting that hakutaku-chan get's hooked up to a milking machine every day till she actually starts lactating?
Or are you suggesting that she gets put on some lactation inducing drugs?

>> No.14969369

>>14969366
It's best to have both, Anon. You get a better yield that way.

>> No.14969370

>>14969366
I'm saying if you keep sucking, eventually milk will come out.

>> No.14969376

>>14969369
But the lactation drugs will increase her chest size!
You don't want to have Hakutaku-chan to grow up to be far bustier, and milkier, and she should be, do you?

>>14969370
Lewd!

>> No.14969380

>>14969366
>>14969369
>The great chinese bovine of knowledge being turned into a mere milking cow through drugs and machinery

This sounds way hotter than it has the right to be

>> No.14969383

>>14969376
>Lewd!
No, nature. Check wikipedia if you don't believe me.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lactation#Lactation_without_pregnancy.2C_induced_lactation.2C_relactation

>> No.14969384

>>14969380
My friend, it is just as hot as it should be. No burns, no cold flashes, just the right amount of hot.

>> No.14969386

>>14969380
Yeah, it is nice.

Nothing like walking into the room and seeing her bound, undressed, and in a near ahego state while the pumps work at her lactating milk tanks.

>> No.14969394

>>14969376
Oh, but I do. I want her to be the milkiest, bustiest little cow she can be. I want to be able to bathe her in her own milk at the end of a day to help keep her soft and smooth, and rub lotion into her tits to keep the milking machine from making them too sore.

>>14969380
Right? It'd be amazing to ease your cock into her mouth while she was strapped in, wouldn't it? To hear her moo softly around the tip as it parts her lips?

>> No.14969400

>>14969394
God bless you. Only woke up like 40 min ago but now i already feel like today is going to be a good day after reading this shit.

>> No.14969402

>>14969394
Oh my!
She's going to be quite a lewd thing if you keep that up.

You'll come home one day and just see her naked from the waste up with her chest in her lap, gently pulling at her chest as she tries to milk herself.

And she's so young too.
Can you imagine what she'll look like when she's older?

She may not even be able to see her desk due to her chest.

>> No.14969417

>>14969402
My, that would be a lovely sight to come home to! I'd just have to give her an extra thorough milking, maybe leave her attached in bed while I cuddle up and whisper how proud I am of my little cow and stroke her until she falls asleep.

I may have to supplement her breakfast with a little hathor milk to up production.

>> No.14969421
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Please don't treat the 150+ IQ cow like cattle

>> No.14969422
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14969422

POWAAAHH! UNLIMITED POWAAAHH!!!

>> No.14969425

>>14969417
If you do that then she's going to have thick thighs, a bouncy behind, and a chest that's more than most holsts have when they're adults!

She's going to have to get a real good bra or start carrying her breasts around when she's walking.

>> No.14969428

>>14969421
Fine.
We'll do it to a lamia instead.

>>14969422
Does someone need a headpat?

>> No.14969431

>>14969428
Milking snakes? MILKING SNAKES!

>> No.14969433

>>14969428
>headpat
Anon, that right there is the Queen of Darkness, the Mistress of Magma, Lady of the Dance and mayor of a small village up the coast. You're really going to offer to pat her head?

>> No.14969435

>>14969431
Milking snakes indeed.

Getting them bound up and busty so you can harvest their milk.

>>14969433
You know it.

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>>14969428
>>14969431
>>14969435

>> No.14969438

>>14969425
That's good, just the way a cow should be. All that's left is to breed some daughters together and go support the family in the dairy business. They can teach for fun.

>> No.14969446
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>>14969435
>>14969428
I want to suck the Milk from Miia's breasts while she giggles "that's for the baby!"

>> No.14969450

>>14969438
Pregnancy?
You're just going to keep stacking things until she's the bustiest bovine within the country.

You're just going to be carrying her everywhere until she finally has a kid.

>> No.14969452

>>14969446
Milk that chest.
Milk that chest!

>> No.14969455

>>14969450
Carrying? Oh no, you're quite mistaken. I'll just leave her strapped, edging on a vibe, and producing when I have to go out for an errand. Only the best for my darling, after all.

>> No.14969460

>>14969455
She's going to be soaking when you get back.

Hope you're ready to give her what she needs when you get back lest she try to break free and get what she needs forcibly.

>> No.14969467
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14969467

Yo. Remember me? I'm the kid you called a fag last week. I'm an Alp now. And I've got some new friends from the girl's locker room.

>> No.14969468

>>14969460
Raging Mushroom is a hell of a thing.

>> No.14969471

>>14969467
Nonono. That was my twin brother Annonn. He lives four blocks to the left. Might miss his house though, its really elusive for some reason.

>> No.14969474

>>14969468
On her or you?
Because I doubt that she needs it

>> No.14969475
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14969475

How does one weaponize pandas?

>> No.14969476

>>14969467
>Sukeban Alp

MY DICK

>> No.14969479

>>14969475
You teach them kung-fu

>> No.14969483

>>14969467
>I'm the kid you called a fag last week. I'm an Alp now
So what you're saying is that I was right, and you needing other people to do your job for you means I continue to be right.

>> No.14969485

>>14969474
On me of course. How else would I ensure I put her in the lewdest mating press I possibly could?

>> No.14969486

>>14969467
>Alp RP
No.

>> No.14969491

>>14969467
So not only was Anonymous right in the slur slinging but regardless of the outcome there is a high probability of his dick getting wet or saying it took 3 delinquents to take him down.

>> No.14969492

>>14969486
>no fun allowed
No.

>> No.14969494

>>14969467
Called it!

>> No.14969502

>>14969485
Ah,

Just be sure to take a couple extra potions for maximum impregnation potential.

>> No.14969505

>>14969467
>thinking you can intimidate me with a bunch of fag hags

>> No.14969507

>>14969492
This is where you go if you want an RP session: http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com

>> No.14969508

>>14969467
I'm gonna pat all of their heads.

>> No.14969509

>>14969507
>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com
No.

>> No.14969515

>>14969486
>RP
Oh I'm sorry I didn't use meme arrows to prevent your rare breed of autism from getting triggered.

>> No.14969517

>>14969486
Yeah, he should roleplay as a Kikimora or a horsepussy instead, right?

>> No.14969518

>>14969508
Now thats a turn of events if I ever saw one.

>> No.14969520

>>14969507
Nah.

>> No.14969521

>>14969422
You look like you need a hug.

>> No.14969522

>>14969509
>>14969517
>>14969520
Tough shit. This is an imageboard, not an RP chatroom.

>> No.14969526

>>14969517
If he wants to roleplay he first has to make a character.

Personally I suggest a Kikimora Horsepussy hyrbrid to offend as many people as possible.

>> No.14969529

>>14969522
>anon thinks he's the boss of /mgt/ again
How precious.

>> No.14969530

>>14969526
Hey!
Centaur maids are lovely if you have a big enough house for them to move through.

>> No.14969533

>>14969529
His first mistake was thinking he was the boss and not the law.

People walk all over their bosses all the time.
God forbid you disrespect the law though.

>> No.14969534

I just made some sandwiches, put the last slices of pickles on them and then drank the liquid from the jar.
I feel like I should get a Wurm now.

>> No.14969539

>>14969534
What you should get is a swift smack to the back of your fat head.

>> No.14969543

So hooking up a Hakutaku to a milking machine is pretty demeaning right? What are the most demeaning things you could do to specific monster girls?
>Walking a pure Unicorn through a village on a leash while she's stark naked and blindfolded
>Forcing the Pharaoh to sit on the throne in a school uniform and twintails
>Defeat a lizard in a duel using only a wooden sword
>Making a powerful Jinko wear a bell collar
>Tell a Satyros you prefer budweiser to her homebrew

>> No.14969545

>>14969529
>>14969533
No really, RP is pertinent to Global Rule 6.
That, and not only is it repugnant and rather cancerous, it can also get you the boot

>> No.14969547

>>14969545
Hey asspie, there's been no RP.

>> No.14969549

>>14969547
Then why were there posters fervently defending it?

>> No.14969550

>>14969543
>using only a wooden sword
We need to go even lower, like beating her with a wet pool noodle.

>> No.14969552

>>14969545
You don't wanna open the "Quality post" barrel, 'lest you be subject to it as well.

>> No.14969554

>>14969549
I can't speak for anyone else, but I can say there was no RP and you need to stop shitting up the thread with your autism fit.

>> No.14969560

>>14969543
Wendigo must finish vegetables before dessert.

>> No.14969565

>>14969550
I think at that point something inside her would break.

>> No.14969568

>>14969565
She'd probably go some variant of yandere that would make the guys' life hell on earth.

>> No.14969579

>>14969543
What if you made her wear the bell collar so you could always know her location because you were blind?

Then a week later reveal you actually aren't.

>> No.14969584

>>14969543
>Walking a pure Unicorn through a village on a leash while she's stark naked and blindfolded
This is just cruelty, or don't you know how unicorns are.

>> No.14969589

>>14969543
>Forcing a Mindflayer to go to a psychiatrist
>Buying supermarket sushis for a Flow Kelp
>Making an Apsara use nivea creme
>Getting a body pillow while having a Yeti wife
>Stealing a Basilisk's mask and replacing it with a paper bag
>Throwing a Werecat in the pool
>Making a Tanuki pay taxes

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>>14969543

I'm going to suggest something very evil:

Making a fox woman go out with a dirty unbrushed tail

>> No.14969612

>>14969543
>Throwing out all of an alp's old clothes
>Making an alp wear pretty dresses
>and put on makeup
>and get her hair and nails done
>and wear vibrator panties

Oh lordy, I could keep going, this is too easy.

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>>14969589
>Getting a body pillow while having a Yeti wife
Calm down there hitler.

>> No.14969647

>>14969543
Taking away an apohpis's hood
treating a nekomata like a cat and treating a werewolf/hellhound like a dog.

>> No.14969656
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14969656

Cats in Spats.

>> No.14969660

>>14969656
Fat Feline Fanny

>> No.14969665

>>14969656
I want to rape a spats-wearing girl who lifts her skirt and says "DISAPPOINTED! Not panties, SPATS!" in an attempt to ruse me.

>> No.14969674

>>14969665
Still pressing my face in there and sniffing while she stutters.

>> No.14969680
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14969680

Monster Girl Academy rules.

12!

If you masturbate in class, you need to make sure there's enough for everyone!

>> No.14969681

>>14969597
Over the line, anon.

>> No.14969687

>>14969680
Why would I masturbate in class?
That's a private act.

>> No.14969690
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>>14969680

>> No.14969693

>>14969680
>>14969690
Aria best girl

>> No.14969698
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>> No.14969702

>>14969690
>You will never be roped into joining the student council of a school that was previously exclusively for Monster Girls.

>> No.14969708

>>14969534
Enjoy your diarrhea.
>Select all bodies of water
How appropriate.

>> No.14969709

>>14969698
>The only hair that ruffles back

>> No.14969720

>>14969698
Her hair could use a good brushing.

Her pubic hair might need to be brought under control as well.

>> No.14969724

>>14969709

>ruffle a Kejourou's hair
>her hair reaches out and ruffles your own hair back

>> No.14969727

>>14969724
Exactly.

>> No.14969735

>>14969724
>Her hair starts molesting your normal, unmoving hair.

Why do I find this scenario incredibly lewd?

>> No.14969738

How do we stop these nimble navigators? They keep destroying everything in their path! They're unstoppable!

>> No.14969746
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>>14969738
Forgot the picture of her

Truly venomous predators!

>> No.14969748

>>14969702
I want to ruffle the Baphomet's hair non-sexually because she's the only other sane one there.

>> No.14969758

>>14969748
Are you saying she's short?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZBYh3S0iCM

>> No.14969763

>>14969735

>Her hair carefully wraps itself around your own. Each and every piece

Even if you were bald she'd still use her hair and molest your scalp with her hair. Or you'd get plenty of scalp massages

or both

>> No.14969770

>>14969763
>Her hair molests your hair

We've entered a whole new realm of lewd.

>> No.14969771

>>14969758
How'd she get "short" from "sane"?

>> No.14969774

>>14968996
No thanks, I'm sworn to a higher power. May you be cleansed by his Holy Light and Holy Flames.

>> No.14969776

>>14969720

>Kejourou asks you to brush her hair.
>This is odd since you just did that not even 10 minutes ago
>...Oh. That's what she means

>> No.14969777

>>14969763
>Bald man marries a Kejourou
>Through scalp massages and mamono mana he develops glorious long hairs
>She becomes jealous because he now spends more time caring about his own hair than he does hers

>> No.14969783

I like you guys. I hope you all find happiness with your waifus someday.

>> No.14969784

>>14969735
>>14969763
>>14969770
The thought of her hair inter-twining with yours is far too lewd for me.

Breathing heavily as hair weaves amongst your own.

>> No.14969791

>>14969746
I was going to say "I hope my lizard protects me", but I've heard that some centipede eats lizards.

Who is going to sabe me now?

>> No.14969793 [DELETED] 

>>14969422
[Spoiler] http://webm.land/w/T3S0/ [/spoiler]

>> No.14969802

>>14969163
Because no matter how hard she wishes it, the portal will never open and she'll never get an anon husbando.

>> No.14969803

>>14969770
>>14969784

>Be out in the town on your own
>Feel something incredibly silky on your scalp suddenly.
>Turn around and see a Kejourou behind you, her hair extending outwards and intertwining with your hair and wearing a lewd smile.

>> No.14969804
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>>14969791
Sometimes you need the sunday edition.

>> No.14969806 [DELETED] 

>>14969422
[Spoiler] http://webm.land/w/T3S0/ [/spoiler]

>> No.14969808
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14969808

Hello friends

>> No.14969812

>>14969808
I want to touch that butt

>> No.14969814

>>14969422
http://webm.land/w/T3S0/

>> No.14969816

>>14969808
I really wish that Wock next door would put some clothes on.

She just walks around the house naked and I can see her through the windows.

>> No.14969820

>>14969808
>That ass

And finally we get an artist's rendition of where the tentacles start

>> No.14969821

>>14969808
Wobbly wock rear.

>> No.14969825

>>14969808
Spank the dragon.

>> No.14969826

>>14969783
I hate you all

>> No.14969831

>>14969808
>No horns
>No tail

This isn't finished is it?

>> No.14969832

>>14969808
>That delicious brown wock butt
I wasn't prepared for this.

>> No.14969833

>>14969826
You too friend!

>> No.14969840

>>14969831
The tail is right fuckin there
Also I stand by my beliefs that those are not horns but tentacle scrunchies for the hair.

>> No.14969841

>>14969831
The tail if you look closely is up. But yeah, you can see it if you look.

The horns are missing though. And the gold tooth. Looks like it's just small stuff to add though. >>14969808 can probably fix that easily.

>> No.14969859
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14969859

Remember that time Lex Luthor became president then put a bounty on Superman's head and an arrest warrant? No? Neither do I that movie was pretty meh.

What if MGC's Mayor, Abossphis, put a bounty / warrant out for the Pally Patrol and Super Wurm came to arrest them?

>> No.14969861

>>14969841
Oh the gold tooth is there, look at right tentacle

>> No.14969862

>>14969840
>Dragon
>With no horns
>But the tentacles are surely part of her and not her crazy clothes

Ehhh.

>>14969841
There's a little purple spot above the hips but no tail. A tail couldn't stand directly up anyway.

>> No.14969873

>>14969862
at this point i just see her as a glorified flying squid

>> No.14969897

>>14969783
Everyone deserve a loving monster girl waifu!

>>14969814
The third time was the charm

>>14969859
>Super Wurm
>Arresting anyone

The last time she tried to catch someone she ended up in some random kid's house playing monopoly and eating cookies

>> No.14969899

>>14969862

Actually the tail is there, look at the wings, there is a hiked up tail running by them, I guess she is trying to tease her ass at whomever she is looking at, the golden tooth is there also on one of the heads, just on an edge you cannot see very much, the only thing really missing is her horns, but I can headcanonically excuse it since there is magic / potions that can hide or disguise.

>> No.14969907

>>14969897
>Everyone deserve a loving monster girl waifu!

Would that it were true.

>> No.14969913

>>14969897
>"You mean that's not how you arrest someone?"

>> No.14969921
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Finally some new Sea Bishop art, feels like it's been forever.

>> No.14969924

>>14969897
No, fuck you, you didn't see a god damned thing ok.

>> No.14969925

GROPING THAT ONE INNOCENT BOOKWORM HIGH SCHOOL HELLHOUND'S RELATIVELY FLAT CHEST!!!

>> No.14969935

>>14969921
I want an oppai loli one to carry around while she carries her tablet.

>> No.14969936

>>14969808
What is one supposed to do when presented with such a large, soft, and supple Wocking ass?

>> No.14969942

>>14969899
Nah dude. That's just one of the extra long splines from the wings that you can see in the profile. You see a bit of purple above the hips but it never crosses the hair and the angle is insanely impossible. The tail would have to start mid back and be flat up against the back between the wings. I guess you could argue it's just bad anatomy. The tentacles are already about twice as long as normal and the head is too small in a semi-botched forced perspective. It was really apparent in the B&W humanoid sketch before the dragon parts were added.

So I guess it doesn't really matter either way.

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>>14969942
>The tentacles are already about twice as long as normal
I always saw the tentacles as some weird stretchy thingsd that followed cartoon physics. Stretch them, squish them. They're always happy and goofy, and nigh indestructable.

I bet they purr like cats if you pet them.

>> No.14969959

>>14969949
I don't think i'd want to pet something that has a face like that.

>> No.14969961

>>14969949
Fucking wonderland.

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>>14969897
To be fair anon, that kid's player piece ended up bankrupt and in the little Jail corner.

He didn't even have a get out of jail card.

At least Pally Patrol vs Super Wurm would start off with a dramatic cool looking pose before ending up god knows where at the end.

Maybe Mr. Pally will take off the helm and convince her to join their side just like Powergirl did.

>> No.14969967

>>14969949
>Not asking you riddles and being extremely rude at the same time
>Or making extremely inappropriate comments during cuddle time
Do you even wonderland?

>> No.14969970

>>14969859
Paladin-Monstergirl duos make the best teams.

>> No.14969973

>>14969921
That's quite a cutie sea bishop, makes me want to rub her fin ears as I cuddle her. We could float on the ocean's surface just watching the stars together as we tell stories about one another and learn about each other that much more. After an night of star gazing and introspecting, I'd look over to her and ask her if she'd like to go on a date with me and hang out more. To which she says yes as I hug her tightly to saying thanks and that I can't wait to show you more things about me and what adventures we may have together, as a smile forms on her beautiful face.

>> No.14969976
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>>14969959
Go on kid. Boys love wocks with big tentacles. Don't you want to pet it? It won't bite, hard.

>> No.14969994

>>14969976
If it draws blood i'm never putting my hands near it ever again.

>> No.14970001

>>14969921
Sea-Bishop is pure!

>> No.14970007

>>14969973
Don't forget to offer her your bowl of eggs.

>> No.14970015
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>>14969967
LWock: It walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and three legs in the evening. What is it?
RWock: Giving this dummy the easiest riddle that everyone knows already? You must think SO highly of him Lefty.
LWock: Well what was I supposed to do, ask him a real riddle and spend the rest of the day here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14njUwJUg1I And they sound like this.

>> No.14970017

>>14970007
What kind of eggs should I give her on our first date?

>> No.14970019
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>>14970001
Pure as can be. Shame she's not as popular as she used to be but these things come and go I guess.

>> No.14970027

>>14970015
>Sexler and Wockdorf
Dohohohoho!

>> No.14970030

>>14970015
That Slime is a bully.

>> No.14970052

>>14970015
Is there anywhere I can find more of this?
without going to /a/ I mean.

>> No.14970055

>>14970019
I still like her a lot, as she's one of my personal favorites due to her cute looks, but also likable personality witch in general is something I like about the mermaid girls in general. Plus I can imagine doing all sorts of cute romantic things with her, like her playing a love song with a conch shell, singing a love song for you, or you holding her tight as you ballroom dance with her.

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>>14970015
Spider: 1
Dorks: 0

>> No.14970071

I want a Baphomet to betray the Sabbath and allow herself to grow up both physically and mentally because she has a crush on me.

>> No.14970079

>>14970068
And all is well.

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>>14969808
Extremely high definition delicious chocolate ass

http://sta.sh/01wwuj84r19w

>> No.14970083

>>14970068
Is it wrong that I'd fuck each and every one of those girls?
Even the slime if I was sure she wouldn't melt my dick.
Especially the Wyvern and the Arachne though.

>> No.14970084

>>14970071
I want to sit a bophomet in my lap and tell her that I'd love her no matter what she looked like, even if she put on weight, got a stupid amount of muscle, or went oppai loli.

>> No.14970087
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>So, I'm benching about 1200 now
>Not a big deal or anything. I mean, it's just more than the current human world record. Not by much, just a little. Not a big headline or anything.
>I mean, just sayin', if we were to get together and have a 1000 pound kid? We'd be good with me around.
>...That sounded weird, didn't it?

>> No.14970089

>>14970071
I to second this idea, especially if the guy gives her a big hug when she confesses as he say's that no matter how her body looked he'd still love her. This would be followed of course by lot of cuddling and head pats, as she love them and now have her horns massaged also now that they have grown with her.

>> No.14970091
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14970091

>>14970083
I would take the Shark route.

>> No.14970093

>>14970081
Extremely missing horns, more like.

>> No.14970094

>>14970087
>your cute

>> No.14970097
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14970097

You're at the beach when a group of six mermaids invite you to a "cave near here" which according to them is "a very quiet and beautiful place"

Do you accept?

>> No.14970098

>>14970081
Phanaxiel can draw some finely soft girls.
>>14970087
What'd happen to her abs after giving birth to daughterus?

>> No.14970099

>>14970087
Why is she talking to a weakling like me?

>> No.14970100

>>14970097
no

>> No.14970103

>>14970097
mermaids are slimy and stink of fish

>> No.14970104

>>14970097
>mermaid knees
-8/10, would not be raped by.

>> No.14970106
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14970106

>>14970087
>>14970094
>tfw no /fit/ spaghetti monster gf

>> No.14970107

>>14970091
The only problem I see with that route is teeth.

>>14970097
Sure. What could possibly go wrong?

>> No.14970108

>>14970097
I say I need more details about it and tell me their true intentions about what they want with me, then I'll make my answer to the lovely mermaids.

>> No.14970113

>>14970098
>>14970098
>What'd happen to her abs after giving birth to daughterus?

She'd probably have to soften up even before getting pregnant. You need some body fat for a safe pregnancy. That's why a lot of very, very fit girls don't even get their periods.

She'd end up with a soft belly but still have the big, muscly arms.

>> No.14970120

>>14970097
Good thing I don't like the beach.

>> No.14970122

>>14970097
No away, I'm not going near the water again.

>> No.14970124

>>14970087
It did.
I mean, how could we get our kid to weigh a thousand pounds?

>> No.14970126

>>14970097
Why not?

I like peace, quiet and beauty.

Disregard the unlikelihood of me being at the beach.

>> No.14970130
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14970130

>>14970106
>>14970087

>Monstergirl wants to bag a handsome guy
>Has no concept of human sexual psychology, just knows that guys like 'nice bodies'
>Strong things are nice, so the stronger I am the better my body must be
>Spends almost all of her free time getting swole
>Leaves her with awkward social skills
>Constantly stutters and stumbles around when flirting
>Thinks men find flexing and lifting things to be sexy so she does this often, usually while nervously sweating and blushing

>> No.14970131

>>14970106
Yeah, that would be quite nice.
Especially if she's taller than me.

>> No.14970132

>>14970113
>That's why a lot of very, very fit girls don't even get their periods.

That and the steroids

>> No.14970136

>>14970106
>tfw no busty /fit/ monstergirls will ever drag you into the showers and gangbang you.
Fuck.

>> No.14970139

>>14970130
I'd love to pat her head for that.

>> No.14970142

>>14970131
Womanlets. When will they learn?

>> No.14970144

>>14969921
Wow, that guy is a huge slimefag
His pixiv is almost nothing but slimes

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14970145

>>14970052
Try google.

>> No.14970147

>>14970142
Hey, can't blame them for trying.
I'll still take her even if she's shorter than me and quite fit.

>> No.14970149

>>14970130
>Monstergirl wants to bag a handsome guy
So she's not interested in me then. Which is probably for the best as I'm not really into muscular girls.

>> No.14970150

>>14970145
Do you think I haven't?
I'm just asking if there's an imgur or something.

>> No.14970154
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14970154

>>14970130

>This idea catches on in the MG community
>Go to a speed dating event
>There's about three average-looking girls and then about fifteen giant, buff Monsters
>All of them lose interest in the speed dating thing very early because they all start talking and swapping routines and diet tips
>A debate about bread ensues

>> No.14970157

>>14970130
There are not enough words to describe how cute that is.

>> No.14970158
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14970158

Please stop with the stereotypes, mermaids are lovely girls who want nothing but a cute husbando.

Thinking they would ravage a man is nothing but a lie, probably started by those envious shark girls.

>> No.14970168

>>14970158
shut up fish women

>> No.14970172

>>14970158
>liking seasluts of any kind

>> No.14970179

>>14970158
Well if any of them want to prove that they truly love me, all they have to do is honestly tell they love me.

>> No.14970180

>>14970158
Dolphin Mermaids are nothing but a bunch of filthy gangrapists with a fetish for kidnapping and raping men unconcious.
And no, it doesn't mean anything that I'm jumping into their territory naked. I just like skinny dipping is all.
I'm not a slut, fuck you.

>> No.14970181
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14970181

>Amazon waking up after 2500 years
>Wearing a Corinthian Helmet and carrying a spear and shield
>Future shock hits her like a bag of bricks and she can't cope with the fact that all of the men are grabbed off by slutty bimbos who can barely hold their own milk
>You will never be hunted by a tanned, scarred Grecian woman in the mood for some heavy duty snu-snu, in the middle of the street, full Reverse Piledriver

>> No.14970189

>>14970180
Sluuuut

I want to be gangraped by mermaids too

>> No.14970190

>>14970181
>Reverse piledriver
Oh baby.
Can't we do it in my bedroom though? It'd be a lot more comfortable and I'd assume she doesn't have a place to stay.
She'll need someone to help her get used to this brave new world after all.

>> No.14970191

>>14970181
>You will never be hunted by a tanned, scarred Grecian woman
Good.

>> No.14970200

>>14970181
WHY MUST YOU TAUNT ME WITH THESE IMPOSSIBILITIES

>> No.14970201
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14970201

Big muscles just means she can hug you harder and protect you more.

>> No.14970214

>>14970201
Sorry /fit/, but I'd like my woman to actually look like a woman, thank you very much.

>> No.14970215

>>14970201
Also means that I can rub her abs.

>> No.14970219

>>14970201
A hide of soft and cuddly squish surrounding a core of STEEL

>> No.14970226

>>14970214
She looks like a woman..

>> No.14970228

>>14970190
A true Amazon claims her quarry in the view of all to see.

>> No.14970231

>>14970226
That's, like, your opinion man.

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>> No.14970257

>>14970255
Who are these delightful daring debutantes?

>> No.14970258

>>14970255
Those are some soft looking demons.
I want to be stuck between them.

>> No.14970263
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14970263

Remember to always read to your daughter before bed.

>> No.14970265

>>14970255
I want to rub Danua's thighs!

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14970266

>>14970255
Best proportions for a shortstack right there.

>> No.14970293

>>14970097
Eh, why not?

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14970302

>>14969897
>>14969783

You too, anons.

>> No.14970320

>>14970266
>Shortstacks
THICK. LEPRECHAUN. HOTDOGGING.

>> No.14970322

>>14970228
So what if I lure her back to my house and let her catch me there?

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14970338

>>14970320
Leprechaun girls never.

>> No.14970339

>>14970322

That's when she drags you out into the streets.

>> No.14970348

>>14970338
I want to fondle her ears.

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14970370

I want to press my erect dick against an elf's back, making her make this face.

>> No.14970373

>>14970339
What if I told her we could get in serious trouble with the police if we did that? She wants her new husband to stay with her right? I can't do that if I'm in jail for public indecency.

>> No.14970379

>>14970338
I'm sure there's a writefag who would do a freckled shortstack bint who drinks alot and fucks harder

>> No.14970381

>>14970338

>Shortstack
>Curly red hair
>Freckles
>Likes to make rhymes
>Green tophat which usually shields her eyes (they're bright yellow)
>Has an unusually large butt which she refers to as her 'pot of gold'

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>>14970370
She's too expressive for her own good.
It flips a bad switch in me.

>> No.14970394

>>14970379
>>14970381
Delicious.

>> No.14970403

>>14970381
Hotdog the leprachaun?
Stick it in while she's laughing at you and fill her to the brim with seed?

>> No.14970407

>>14970381

Dear gods, where are the Drawfags when you need them.

>> No.14970410

>>14970381

>Has an affinity for shoe-making and a liking of shoes
>Modern human shoes intrigue her
>She views Dr. Scholls, whoever he is, as one of mankind's greatest contributions to world culture and progress
>Always keeps her black, buckled shoes well-polished and appreciates compliments

>If caught, can grant three wishes in exchange for freedom
>But she loves to Wishmaster/Monkey's Paw the shit outta them, especially if she likes you. She uses mischief as a form of affection.

>> No.14970418

>>14970410
I want to wish for her to be the biggest girl in my life.

>> No.14970441

>>14970381
>>14970410
>Shortstack
>Curly red hair
>Freckles
>Huge ass
>Mischievous and possibly perverted
>Likely has a thick Irish accent
>Probably will twist wishes in ways that let her claim the person making them as her husband.
What are you doing to my dick anon?
I know what I'd wish for. A steady job, to have my allergy to mango be cured, and infinite sexual stamina for both me and her.

>> No.14970443

>>14970410
Does she spend most of the money she earns on beer and bread or whatever the Irish eat.

>> No.14970446

>>14970443
Potatoes and potato products.

>> No.14970454

>>14970441
> to have my allergy to mango be cured
It's pretty good when comboe'd with other fruits in smoothies and stuff but on it's own, it's pretty meh. The raw fruit also has an odd background taste of fish.

>> No.14970455
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14970455

Do you like slimes?

>> No.14970458

>>14970455
yeah

>> No.14970459

>>14970455
I like slimes that like me.

>> No.14970461
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14970461

Uh oh, it looks like a delinquent wants your lunch money. You going to give it to her or not?

>> No.14970465

>>14970455
Do they like me?

>> No.14970470

>>14970461
shut up delinquent we are talking about how great slimes are

>> No.14970472

>>14970461
I only carry a debit card.

>> No.14970474

>>14970459
So no one

>>14970465
No

>> No.14970475

>>14970418
>Biggest thing in your life.
>Makes herself ten feet tall and strongfat.


>>14970441
>Your job is as her butler
>The stamina is granted just so she can use and tease you whenever she wants
>The mango thing is just as it is.

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14970479

>>14970145
Good vs Evil

Dark vs Light

Heroes vs Villains

And at the end of the day we all know the team Miaa is on is the evil one.

>> No.14970480

>>14970470
Hey, delinquents have feelings too.
>>14970472
Then buy her lunch, she's not going to try and remember your pin number. She's not the brightest girl.

>> No.14970481

>>14970443
>>14970446
>>14970441
>>14970410
>>14970381
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgVNrUjd99A

>> No.14970482

>>14970479
Good thing I like evil girls

>> No.14970484

>>14970461
What if I buy food for both of us and eat it together?

>> No.14970487

>>14970480
Why can't she buy her own lunch?

>> No.14970488

>>14970410
Wishes!

>I want her to teach me the skills to be the best, most innovative shoemaker in the world (teach, not grant, I intend to earn what I get)
>I want her to help me find a wife who views hard work and good craftsmanship as vital
>I want her to keep our wealth safe in one of those nearly-impossible-to-reach pots o' gold so not even a sneaky danuki can weasel away our hard-earned coin, but we can get at it in time of need

>> No.14970489

>>14970145
>>14970479
I want to see Mako plunder Mero's booty.

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14970493

>>14970482
You disappoint me, you should try liking good girls.

>> No.14970494

>>14970461
I brought a lunch box, not cash. Maybe she's willing to share? It's full of spicy pepper sauce, though.

>> No.14970497

>>14970488

1.) Granted, but she's a very poor teacher
2.) Granted, but her only task is to help not to grant. Does the minimum of what is required.
3.) Granted and you CAN get it in a time of need, but just because you CAN doesn't mean it's easy to do. It's only slightly more possible for you to get it than a thief.

>> No.14970502

>>14970493
Poor Bike Cop, having to deal with all the delinquents.

>> No.14970503

>>14970497
Can I wish for more wishes?

>> No.14970504

>>14970461
Why eat lunch when she can eat me?

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14970508

>>14970461
I'll call my delinquent onee-san and we will see what happens!

>> No.14970509

>>14970484
She might start following you around every lunch time and nervously fidget until you give her food.
>>14970487
She comes from a poor family and her father spends their welfare cheques on gambling.
>>14970494
Have any milk to drink after eating that pepper? She looks tough but she's not good with spicy food.

>> No.14970511

>>14970503

>"I wish for a hundred more wishes!"
>You didn't say 'for me to make' at the end so she gives herself the ability to make 100 wishes of her own

>> No.14970521

>>14970511
What would she wish for? Surely nothing hurtful or humiliating!

>> No.14970522

>>14970509
I can spare a few lunches, but it would be best for her to get a job.

>> No.14970531

>>14970509
>She might start following you around every lunch time and nervously fidget until you give her food
Then if we're going to eat every day together I may start to make the lunch for both of us myself!

>> No.14970533

>>14970502
THEY'RE GOOD GIRLS THAT DINDU NUFFIN!

THEY JUST NEED MO MONEY FOR DEM GOBMENT PROGRAMS!

>> No.14970539

>>14970410
I wish for her to marry me
I wish for us to be able to EASILY support many children
I want be the physically softest girl around.

>> No.14970549

>>14970539
>I want be the physically softest girl around.

And then suddenly, and without warning, he became Chubby Alp Sempai (TM).

>> No.14970555

>>14970521

>I wish for a bottomless pint of beer
>I wish for all packages of hotdogs and packages of hotdog buns to come in identical quantities
>I wish this guy right here would be my personal shoe-shiner for life
>I wish nothing could be spoken aloud unless it was in rhyme
>I wish that a baked fish was on this very dish

>>14970539

>You are married, but that's it. Doesn't have to involve love, just a formal contract.
>You are now easily able to support many children, not necessarily to have them
>She is now a living, freckled marshmallow girl

>> No.14970561

>>14970461
Heh, nice wooden sword/bat punk. What do you think of this gun here? This is a Colt Single Action Army. The greatest handgun ever made. It only carries six bullets, but that's still more than enough to kill anything that moves.

>> No.14970566

>>14970549
Well, that's what I get for not watching my spelling

>>14970555
Very good, now to romance!

>> No.14970567

>>14970561
Nothing feels better than slamming a bullet into a well greased chamber.

>> No.14970569

>>14970555
Fuck, this is pretty cute.

>> No.14970580

Remember hentai rule number 3 (dont drink anything offered) goes double in a monster girl environment.
it may be rude but itll save ya from being raped

>> No.14970584

>>14970555
Granted, but it's bud light.
Granted, but they all come in ones.
Granted, but he's not good at it.
Granted, so nobody can actually talk without planning ahead, and they can't express themselves.
Granted. Its just a fish.

This thing can backfire on her as well.

>> No.14970585
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>>14970511
>Be Bartender
>Some heavily Irish accented shortstack woman comes in with a small green bowler hat on
>Tells you she'll have the draft and none of those 'pissy milk-drinker lagers'
>Tell her you're going to need some money first
>She pulls a gold coin out of thin air, as if the thing had always been there
>Neat trick, how'd you do that?
'Ya'd have to find me pot-o'-gold to find out.'
>She gives you a wry grin and walks off, letting you see the sway of her wide hips and drumstick thighs
>There's a tattoo in the small of her back beneath her vest
>It resembles a trickle of gold coins
>Leading down

>> No.14970593

>>14970584

She's the one granting her own wishes though.

>> No.14970599

>>14970593
Then she should have been more clear about what she wanted.

>> No.14970600

>>14970580
... What if I allready drank some that was given to me by the Satyros bartender?

>> No.14970603

>>14970600
You should be okay. Atleast you know you won't wake up dead.

>> No.14970606

>>14970580
Hentai rules?

>> No.14970607

>>14970585
Time to turn her ass a rosy red.

>> No.14970608

>>14970600
I want a Satyros to lactate wine directly into my cup

>> No.14970610

>>14970410
I want her to have the largest breasts on earth
I want her to have the largest rear on earth
I want to be the only thing she can have sex with.

>> No.14970616

>>14970603
... And that is supposed to be reassuring? I don't want to get raped!

>> No.14970635

>>14970607
Leprechaun shortstack with her pubic hair shaved into a four leaf clover 'for good luck'

>> No.14970638
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14970638

>>14970610
Don't ruin her body with hyper proportions.

>> No.14970648

>>14970606
Rules and guidelines to survie living in a hentai governed world

for example:
Rule 2: business trips are the number one destroyer of marriges
Rule 7: The only thing worse then the faceless is the the fat faceless, and the only thing worse then that is the pig-men.

>> No.14970655

>>14970648
Good thing those don't exist in monstergirl world, uh.

>> No.14970661

>>14970655
Who says women can't be faceless?

>> No.14970664

>>14970616
Take it as a good sign you haven't passed out yet then!

>> No.14970670

>>14970638
Too bad!
I'm giving them to her and patting her head before a session!
or when she's sitting around.

>> No.14970728

>>14970638
sauce?

>> No.14970747
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14970747

What is the best Monstergirl to headpat?

>> No.14970754

>>14970747
all of them!

>> No.14970767

>>14970754
Agree. They all need headpats.

>> No.14970768

>>14970747
The ones that have heads.

>> No.14970775

>>14970747
What is the best monstergirl to receive headpats from?

>> No.14970776

>>14970775
again all of them!

>> No.14970778

>>14970747
The ones that chuff

>>14970775
The big girls

>> No.14970784

>>14970775
The ones that love you.

>> No.14970791

>>14970728
Artists name is in the filename.

>> No.14970793

>>14970747
Alps!

>>14970775
Alps?

>> No.14970795

>>14970793
Go away Alp

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14970800

>>14970793

>> No.14970802

You give headpats to small girls and receive headpats from big girls. This is the way it's mean to be!

>> No.14970808

>>14970802
fuck you, everyone gets/needs headpats

>> No.14970813

>>14970475
Honestly I just wanted to fuck her as much as physically possible. I don't care that much about the allergy and if I can get paid to "serve" her, then so be it.

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>> No.14970821

>>14970818
The four stages of the headpatting cycle.

Truly one of the most mysterious things in life, it's almost a miracle.

>> No.14970826

>>14970648
what is the faceless?

>> No.14970828

>>14970818
Se's so cute, I just want to cuddle the cute demon girl and give her many head pats. I would also rub her horns and scratch her ears, would she enjoy having me scratch her ear while receiving head pats and cuddles?

>> No.14970830

>>14970509
I don't have any milk, but beer and sake do the trick just the same chemically, they actually do neutralize the spice almost better than milk so maybe she'll have some of mine?

>> No.14970833

>>14970800
<3 u too babe

>> No.14970835

>>14970818
I want to headpat a Succubus while she's laying next to me post-rape.
I want to see how she'll react.

>>14970826
Filthy creatures that feed on the only thing as foul and disgusting as they are, NTR, until they're fat and bloated.

>> No.14970839

>>14970747
Zombies.

>> No.14970843

>>14970775
Wights, after you've headpat them as zombies as in
>>14970839

>> No.14970854

I want to headpat a Kejourou

>> No.14970857

Guys help, long time ago i saw a doujin about a shark girl yelling at a guy on the seashore to come closer to her so she could rape him. I never read it beacuse i wanted to wait until it was translated.

>> No.14970858
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14970858

>>14970775

Shy or insecure damaged MGs that are in need of tender healing.

>> No.14970864

>>14970835
>until they're fat and bloated
like that stoops them
I want to give a cupid a sniper rifle to hunt those bastards and save relation ships

>> No.14970888

If I marry a fat old faceless Monster Girl, will she get a face?

>> No.14970890

>>14970858
Behold! i can headpat lolis 100 times before they get heartpupils!

>> No.14970891

>>14970747
Hellhounds, so you can make their tail wag

>> No.14970892

>image limit is 300 instead of 301
What?

>> No.14970896

>>14970888
Only if her name is not Anon.

>> No.14970897

>>14970892
I'm seeing 300 here.

>> No.14970900

>>14970888
No. You'll just be her bitch.

>> No.14970910

>>14970897
That's what I'm seeing too.
Also, I wonder why the bump limit was boosted to 315 while the image limit wasn't adjusted to accommodate

>> No.14970930

>>14970864
A sniper is so impersonal though. Something close range and bludgeoning would be better.

>> No.14970972

>>14970858
I want to rub my dick on those scars.

>> No.14971019

We need more wing hugs by wyverns

>> No.14971022

>>14971019
WING BURRITOS

>> No.14971028

>>14971019
Wyverns need more content in general, preferably of the big tittied variety like Chris.

>> No.14971033

>>14970858
He said to receive, not give

>> No.14971037

>>14971022
I need a wing harem!

>> No.14971041

DJ Baphomet

>> No.14971070

>>14971041
she only dj's gangsta rap

>> No.14971077

>>14971070
>not lolicore

>> No.14971079

>>14971070
A rap dedicated entirely to make the word "flat chest" rhyme with everything else.

>> No.14971090

>>14971037
Quetzacoatl, Dragon, Wyvern, Werebat and Valkyrie all giving you a five way wing harem job that leaves you feeling like you're in mofu mofu heaven

>> No.14971093

>>14971079
Stumbles on "Orange"

>> No.14971096

>>14971019
I want to bind a wyvern on my back and pretend I can fly.

>> No.14971112

>>14971090
>Dragon
>Wyvern
These wings are not soft and fluffy

>> No.14971129

>>14971112
Not him but neither are bat wings or bird wings. Needing a proper lifting surface precludes fluff. Fuzz causes the air flow to fuck up terribly into unstable mini vortexes by jacking up the Freud numbers. So there's really no such thing as a fluffy wing, and the softest would be the leathery kind like bats/succubi/dragons.

>inb4 someone responds about fluffy feathers who doesn't know the difference between down and flight feathers

>> No.14971142

>>14971129
>Implaying Quetz and Valkyrie haven't evolved to have softer fluffier wings to make them more appealing to men
>Implying mamono mana doesn't just correct their flight patterns anyway

>> No.14971157

>>14971142
Trying to fly with fluffy wings is like launching a paper airplane that's soaking wet.

Also
>Valks
>Mamanobama
And the other one isn't even from KC land. She's one of our homegrown girls.

>> No.14971158

Senran Kunoichi?

>> No.14971175

>>14971157
Nup. Magic surface that is 100% smooth covers the soft fluffy allowing for significantly better flight. And I feel the wet paper plane is a bad analogy. It would be so much heavier due to the water.

>mamanmamo mana
>Not applying to Valks

>> No.14971176

>>14971157
Just stick some cotton on their wings and pretend to be in mofu heaven.

>> No.14971194

>>14971175
They've got SE. Only corrupted/dark valks have DE.

And the wet paper is a great analogy. The inability for the wing to hold its form and becoming floppy and useless is exactly what soft feathers do to a wing.

Also if we're talking pure KC, what he always says is that demonic energy covers sharp and unpleasant parts that keeps them from harming you and makes you feel good. The parts themselves don't change. So a maximum DE harpy or whatever would hug you with her big stiff wings and it would feel fucking awesome, but it wouldn't be fluffy.

>> No.14971196

>>14971158
Some Senrans have been drawn as monstergirls.

>> No.14971203

>>14970338
What the hell is that thing on the left side of her vest? Is it a handle? Do I hold on to it when giving her "clothed" paizuri?

>> No.14971206

>>14971194
Well that's dumb. My idea would be way better. All the fluff and none of the wind reistance

>> No.14971208

>>14971203
It might as well be.

>> No.14971216

>>14971196
Was Miyabi or Hikage drawn as one?

>> No.14971225

>>14971216
Miyabi I'm unsure, but Hikage has been drawn as a Lamia.

>> No.14971230

>>14971194
The one fluffy-winged harpy can't fly worth shit.
Which is probably a good thing. Don't want a flock of jubjubs to fly over your house and cause a sudden "rain" storm.

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