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>>14951187
Well, they do tell some good jokes.

My 2nd Scylla smut
My 20th paste
And my 1,001st thank you to Loen
http://pastebin.com/aa9XURzN

First for tubby cyclopses pretending they're in shape.

>>14951187
B-but monoeyes are pure, cute and innocent anon!

>>14951187
Monoeyes are olev

First for dire hellhounds

>>14951196
Dat rear.

>>14951187
>It's a monoeye thread
Of course the good shit happens after I fap

>>14951196
ass too fat

>>14951198
>>14951201
Just look at that thing! It's hideous and brain damaged!

>>14951213
I say it isn't fat enough!

>>14951213
>too fat
Excuse me, but I have a call on hold here for you
A, uh, Mr Ireland.

>"I guess you didn't know it but I'm a fiddle player too."
>"And if you care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you."
>"Now you play a pretty good fiddle boy but, give this devil her due,"
>"I'll bet a fiddle of gold against your soul 'cause I think I'm better than you."

>>14951214
You leave Ben Grimm out of this.

>>14951225
Wouldn't a gold fiddle be horribly out of tune and horrendously heavy?

>>14951196
More like Analogue Bubblebutt.

Tsundere monsters suck

>>14951234
You're more of a fucking killjoy than Robert

>>14951225
That Devil needs a bonk on the head and a stern lecture.

>>14951225
I'll stick with my Stradivarius, thanks. It's an heirloom, and it's perfectly in tune.

Jabberwock guy, do you have the list of DeviantArt artists you've commissioned in the past?
I'm trying to remember a certain artist. I think it was the one who did that autumn sweater picture, but I'm not too sure.

>>14951238
It's a Futurama reference.
Jesus Christ, anon.

>>14951196
Thank you scyllas are love. I want to fuck that one.

>>14951141
http://exhentai.org/s/955f26b2d0/915527-15
This Scylla also has some bootygame.

Snakes are love. They are life.

>>14951254
Do they have layers?

>>14951252
I dunno, her chest size is the more attractive feature in that doujin

>>14951254
Of course they are.

>>14951265
Maybe that's due to the fact it keeps changing size every panel.

>"Excuse me sir, but do you know where one can acquire some 'bird seed'?"

>>14951271
So your telling me she's got a bit of slime in her?

>>14951275
Why is there a tiny bird in your chest?

Ghost is back. He's finally actually back. It's amazing to hear his voice after so long.

>>14951262
>Walking through the swamp at night
>Start hearing Music
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj57zA7fKEQ

How do you escape the horny green Monster Girl before it's all ogre?

>>14951225
>The Devil bowed her head and knew that she had been beat
>And laid that golden fiddle on the ground right at Anon's feet
>Anon said, "Devil if you ever want to just come on back when you've filled up nice again, I don told you once you heart-stealing daughter of a bitch that I'm the best that's ever been!"

>>14951275
A pet store, obviously.

>>14951196
>Scylla takes it up the ass
Niiice.

>>14951284
Escape?

Why would I want to do that?

I went to the swamp for a reason.

>>14951284
>Walk along a long and lonesome road
>All of a sudden, a shiny demon shines in the middle
>Of the road
Send help

>>14951213
Fat-bottomed Leprechaun monstergirl when?

>>14951283
>tfw no racist Texan ghost waifu

>>14951307
I'd stick it in her pot o' gold.

>>14951283
He's been back for a good few months now, anon.

>>14951310
She's not a racist! She's a melting pot of lewdness!

>>14951275
At the pet store...? Why do you want bird seeds?

>>14951226
I'm talking about that cyclops. Look at that dumb braided hair and those fat disgusting cowtits. Then there's her gloomy demeanor, huge eye and a face that betrays some truly disgusting thoughts going on in her head.

>>14951307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMhfbLRoGEw
O'Mommah best Leprechaun

>>14951327
Your delivery was okay, but wooden as fuck - it sounds like you're just reading directly from the script.

Seriously, she's paying you top dollar to mock her, the least you could do is do it right.

>>14951196
Neat.

You sure like tentacles

>>14951305
>You will never play the best song in the world with your brother to save yourselves from getting "eaten" by Demons.

>>14951284
>TFW you actually grew up in a big damned swamp.

Try to play her size to my advantage; Make her chase me through the thickest brush, where she can either take time to try and fit her large frame between the trees or burn energy knocking them down, tighten my hood and lead her through where I know the wasps, skeeters and deer flies are gonna be at their worst and, should I get a decent lead and the opportunity arises, agitate the hell out of some beavers and then run like hell so that they're nice and pissed off by the time she shows up.

Beavers are mean sons of bitches, don't let anyone tell ya otherwise.

>>14951327
Truly disgusting thoughts?

>I wonder if they still make that shampoo I like...

>>14951284
I used to chase cockatrices as a sport ya know? I can run pretty fast.

>>14951314
>>14951307
>Fat-bottomed Leprechaun
>Who's also 6'1 size shifting magic
"Aren't you a little bit tall to be a Leprechaun?"
>You're 5'11
"Aren't ya a squeeze t' short to be a real man?"
>Tell her to go back to her Keebler Elf McMansion in the woods
>She takes a heavy gulp of her draft before headbutting you
>You wake up to the creaking of bed springs as a freckled fat-bottomed and heavy breasted Leprechaun rides you absolutely ragged on the bed
>Her pubes are shaven into the fucking shape of a four leafed clover 'Fer luck ya jessie'
>Wake up cold and alone in your bed, there's a gold coin resting on the pillow
>Flip it a couple of times, wishing -really- hard
>TFW Leprechaun was just in the shower and tackles you onto the bed when she notices your chubby, thinking about her child-bearing hips and heavy breasts
>You fuck like rabbits for the rest of the day

>>14951336
Fine. How about I force her to undress so I can laugh at how small her cheap underwear is on before? Or I force her to masturbate with a dildo before I give her clothe back? Maybe I should just cum in her sandwich and make her eat it? Or mock her taste in entertainment? Or my biggest trick, pretend I sorta like her under all the bullying by occasionally acting nice or sending her risque photos and videos of me only to reject her!

>>14951379
She has thoughts very similar to the average anon. She's that bad.

>>14951384
>>You're 5'11
The illusion is broken.

>>14951393
As long as the way you say it is like a robot speaking from a tickertape, it'll be bland and dumb.

>>14951384
Shortstack Leprachauns or bust.

>>14951397
How should I say it? Confident smug bully? Open disgust? Creepy pervert?

>>14951384
I feel that Leprechaun girls would be proportioned like pic-related.
I like this idea already.

>>14951408
Snide noblesse oblige, feigned stuttering interest, finished by sneering mockery.

>You will never trap and orgasm denial an Amazon.

>>14951410
This is what I imagine middle school Holstaurs are like.
I think I'm gonna need a windowless van.

>>14951433
that sounds dangerous.

>>14951410
>>14951410
Stop fucking tempting me to break a promise I made to never write again

>>14951393
Yeah, I'd still give her the D. It's much better than just cumming into a sandwich.

No sandwich should ever have white sauce, no matter the point of origin.

>>14951439
That's why it's fun.

>>14951445
Give into your demons, and write some shortstack Leprechaun smut you pussy.

>>14951384
I didn't need this boner.
>>14951445
Do it, so I can have a boner when I need one.

>>14951446
But she might enjoy that.

>>14951434
Who knows, adult Holstaurs might also have those proportions.

>>14951469
Those proportions when it comes to tits and ass compared to the rest of the body, but they'd be taller most of the time.

>>14951196
Good to see more Scylla.

>>14951410
Gonna need some sauce there

>>14951499
Artists name is in the filename.

>>14951499
http://exhentai.org/g/836723/9d3bbcdcdd/
Next time look at the filename.

>>14951196
God damn, anal isn't normally my thing but that was good.

>>14951196
I swear you've posted this before.

>>14951520
He's posted a Scylla story before but not this one as far as I'm aware.

>>14951520
His last Scylla story involved a pothead.

>>14951524
Oh god damnit. So that's why he wrote her as a stoner.

>>14951465
But it's not about what she enjoys. It's about what the bully enjoys doing to her when she's helpless. It's the bully who decides what happens to her, and if I want to make wild passionate love to her while holding hands and gazing into that eye of hers, then come hell or highwater, that's what's going to happen.

>>14951530
That one didn't focus on the Scyllas butt much either.

What is the best way to court a Mantis?

>>14951196
Why does she have a prostate?

Have you danced under the silver light of the full moon with your kitsune goddess wife yet?

>>14951549
Very, very quietly.

>>14951531
She might think you like her then.It would be better to just treat her like a living onahole.

>>14951550
OH SH-
Alright I'm going to make one exception to my 'never edit pastes' rule. I don't want people getting the wrong idea.

>>14951556
I am unworthy of such massive...generosity.

>>14951556
Elona is as close as I can come to that and I'm still working on it, dammit.

>>14951550
>>14951567
Freudian slip.

>>14951549
By expression of body language, and never talking. Tell her you love her right as you cum inside. The first time you cum and the first time she hears your voice will surely turn her into a gooey puddle of love.

>>14951580
Slip like Freudian; your first n' last step to playin' yourself like accordion.

>>14951453
I don't feel like providing OC for this place anymore and you fucks certainly aren't helping.

>>14951605
Bummer, man.

>>14951610
>I posted it again!

>>14951549
>>14951562
Kuudere bugs are the cutest bugs.

>>14951586
Perfect. That might just cause a little smile to form on her face.

>>14951569
If you can love, then you can be worthy. She's an easygoing goddess.

>>14951575
I've heard of the game, but is it actually that open and versatile?

>>14951610
This meme's going to get more stale than manticores at this rate.

>>14951605
No one cares Ovaries.

>>14951643
Clearly you care if you're responding to him, faggot

>>14951636
In short, you can make any party member appear how you want (sprite & portrait), be named what you want, be the class you want, deliver flavor text while fighting as dictated, and just about everything else. It is a grindy game though, be aware of what you're getting into.
>>14951402 has some examples. They even have a Shoggoth-in-progress.

>>14951662
Is this an online game where I can meet other players or is it singleplayer?

>>14951677
Single player roguelike.

>>14951677
Single player, but you can find gates that let you visit other player's houses.

>>14951677
Singleplayer.
There was a function where you could upload rooms to a server for others to visit, but that was always JP only as far as I know. There was also a chat function where you could sorta talk to anyone else playing the game (as well as see the death messages of anyone playing), but the server finally died a while back and getting a replacement is still a work in progress.

>>14951605
You're doing that Bollocks thing again. Also, http://pastebin.com/cFLx2nHg was fuckin' nice.

>>14951187
I Wanna make a Monoeye a Sumo! Big Eye! Big Belly! Big Love!

Oh dear, I forgot which Dragon girl was the best. Can you guys help me?

>>14951716
Trick Question.
They're all best

>>14951716
wurms all day everyday

>>14951716
Wyvern

>>14951716
The one with the nice butt.

>>14951700
Glad you liked it. Been going through some shit and unfairly lashing out sorry 'bout that

Sexually bullying thee basilisk class-rep who turns out to have a bit of masochistic streak and allows you to continue while pretending to hate it.

>>14951744
I figured that.

>>14951738
i want to lick those armpits

>>14951716
Drill haired Ojou-Sama dragons with generous busts and butts.

>>14951741
Well that excludes Wurm and Ryu, but which one of the three others left is it?

>>14951754
Is that limited to cumming on that squishy belly of hers while she's blindfolded?

>>14951741

>>14951802
>Monoboob
We Kung Pow Enter The Fist now

>>14951786
I like my Wock Butts like I like my blankets.

As big plush and cuddly as possible.

>>14951802
>monoboob
What a nightmare.

>Go do some office work for a couple hours
>Come back and check Twitter
>Over 200 new posts
>"Geezus, what'd I miss?"
>It's mostly just retweets from the official EMG account of people wishing Papi a happy birthday
Wasn't Draco's b-day just a couple days ago?
How curious.

>>14951821
Nobody cares about Draco aside from the fags in the MonMusu threads.

>>14951821
It was the 19th, and the 21st is Papi's

>>14951778
A lot more than that:

>"You fiend! If only I could see who you are...I'd kill you! I'd have you arrested too! Both!"

>>14951830
Eh, she got a fair number of B-Day wishes over Twitter the other day.

Not nearly as many as Papi though. Obviously.

>>14951754
>Still no art of Basilisk wearing coke-bottle glasses

>>14951856
>filename
Best girl better be Akiza anon.

>>14951856
That girl reminds me of something really weird that happened to me once:

>Wake up really early and turn on TV
>It's Cartoon Network now since I last watched Adult Swim
>Yu-Gi-Oh is on
>See this chick
>"I want to see this QT without the glasses."
>Just so happens to be an episode where she takes off her glasses and it happens within 30 seconds of me thinking it

GoAT taste BTW

>>14951716
Clingy mayadere Dragon

>>14951764
>>14951764
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPfzak-ATcQ
Here you go, in the place of Leprechaun MG for now

>>14951870
Sorry man, it's Misty.
I suppose that would put Carly at 3rd, then.

>>14951856
I love those glasses and I don't know why.

>>14951875
Yes.

>>14951876
I'll take it.

>>14951886
Because only the most moé wear them

>>14951892
Is this gap moe?

>>14951892
>Not associating it with that faggot Mousse instead

>>14951897
Mousse literally did nothing wrong.
>Gets cucked by Ranma because he beats Shampoo
>Gets cucked by falling into the Spring of Drowned Duck
>Gets cucked by himself because Shampoo never returns his feelings for her
Literally the only time he felt relevant was like Volume 4 back when Ranma was cursed to stay a girl.

>>14951881
>Misty.
Just as good anon.

>>14951902
Wasted supporting characters in a Rumiko Takahashi work? Say it isn't so! The list would be shorter to pick the ones who are actually relevant.

>>14951922
Literally only Ranma, Akane, Tatewaki Kuno, Ryouga Hibiki, Shampoo, Ukyo, Cologne, Happosai, Genma Saotome at any given time. Everybody else either gets forgotten from their spotlight and turns into a running gag or just kind of fades out of existence.

Ranma 1/2 is still one of my favorite manga but holy shit Rumiko needs to get her life

>>14951929
The joke was she does that in every work. Ranma is hardly unique in that respect.

>>14951939
I've only ever cared about Ranma anon, Maison Ikkoku and InuYasha can go and stay go

>>14951187
I for one like monster girl regardless of how many eyes they have

>>14951945
I think Inuyasha's greatest sin was that the anime is the worst case of pointless filler ever conceived by the industry.

>>14951802
No cool man!!

>>14951951
Agreed all eyes are beautiful and no matter the amount I love them all. Also cyclops always deserve to be loved, I'd like to take a depressed cyclops and turn her into the happiest girl in the world. This would include making her smile, a smile i'll fiercely protect for I may be the first thing the world to ever make her smile, because my love for her is more true than she could ever believe.

I want an oppai loli cyclops to tenderly love, even if she ends up with a few more pounds then I want.

>>14951974
>Get Polyphema drunk and fuck her
>She asks you your name
>Tell her "Nobody"
>She goes out to the other Cyclops and tells them "Nobody slept with me last night!"
>Tears up when she sees their looks of pity at the idea of a big breasted 227 cm monoeye sleeping in her cave by herself
>The hatefucking she puts you through later that night is enough to get Hades to knock on the ground with a broomstick

>>14951225
So long as you don't play me like one of your damned fiddles.

>>14952022
What is this, an old snake for ants?

>>14951225
Drawing her with a fiddle sounded fun

Sorry if it looks terrible, It's really rushed. I also just realized I forgot her wings.

I want to warm up a Lich emotionally by talking about science and physically by cuddling. I don't care if she's crazy! I'm going to run experiments with her anyway.

>>14951716
Weepy high school girl fairy dragon.

>>14952021
Why hatefuck me, clearly were dating and I love her truly?Also that a lie my name is not nobody and I never told her that, she's a smart girl and great to cuddle with. Plus why would I ever wrong a cute 227cm cyclops who I clearly have the hots for, true I don't typically drink but she wanted to so I let her.

>>14952034
Anon, she wants to make a bullet that alps any man it hits into a werecat in heat. Surely that's too crazy for anybody.

I want to be the mascot of the local Monster Girl sports team.

>>14952033
Nice.

>>14952027
It's a post from an iPhone.

>>14952033
Pfft. Pretty good.

>>14952053
iPhone won't do that unless he did something god awfully retarded to it in the process of or sometime after saving it. Though he did post it from an iPhone because the filename gives it away. But I've used an iPhone to post for years and I've never seen it mangle the image that way.

>>14952053
Nigga I post from an Ipod and I get pictures bigger than that. Case in point, this very image. You just saved a thumbnail, you nincompoop.

>>14952045
That's only a proof of concept! Once we show it to the Lilim who hands out the grant money, it's going in the trash in favor of an aerosol that biologically programs a heat cycle into anyone! If they're willing, of course. But what girl wouldn't want the option to temporarily multiply their senses by ten before gently intertwining fingers with their husbando, while they cuddle together on a cold spring night?

Plus alchemists are the best at mixing and brewing things, and scientists love coffee. Lich coffee is the best coffee. If you don't mind the side effects. Which are really more like bonuses.

>>14952035
Those hips and thighs mang.

>>14951955
Hey, at least it had a somewhat realistic giant weapon.

>>14952033
Like_a_damn_fiddle.png

>>14952068
>Not knowing that humans are already in rut 24/7
>Intentionally reducing the sex drive of anyone

Pretty sure that's a crime against mamanomanity in any monster country.

>You'll never give a Lilim a potion that increases her sensitivity a hundred fold.
>You'll never pound her until she's an ahegaoing wreck moaning about how she exists for you to pump your cum into.
>She'll never beg you to keep fucking her after you finish inside.
>She'll never go into great detail about how she wants you to rape her mouth, ravage her tits, and spank her fat ass viciously
>You'll never vow to sit down with her and talk about how she sometimes goes a bit overboard with her fetish.
>Such will never be life with a masochistic Lilim
Fucking damn it.

>>14952104
That's cool, personally I'd like to date a Lilim who likes to cuddle and receive head pats. All she wish to do with me is cuddle and nuzzle me, making sure we rub heads and I give her head pats due to the fact she's very affectionate and a romantic.

>>14952104
>you will never dress a thick Lilim up in werecat cosplay gear and fiercely ravage her fat not-cat ass
>she will never create a pocket dimension that allows you to help her live out her M fantasies

>>14951821
>Those breasts
Take the tissues out you fucking flat dyke with a shit haircut

>>14952033
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6RUg-NkjY4

When dealing with a Devil, beat them on their own level.

>>14952033
It looks fine senpai
9/10, would scam

I want to be the unfortunate soul sent to deliver a letter into the underdark where I'll be captured by slavers (who thank me for delivering the letter) before getting traded around until I end up with a drider as my mistress, the spider lady forcing me to wash her carapace and massage her purple skinned, human half.

Would you or would you not date a rich horse lady if she took interest in you?

Keep in mind being rich is still objectively good in any dimension and even more so in MGE land.

>>14952173
Fuck no.

>>14952173
I would
I enjoy centaurs so I wouldn't mind.

>>14952087
Okay, then less a heat cycle and more an increased sensitivity schedule. Who doesn't want to ahegao on command?

>>14952033
That's not how you hold a violin!

>>14952035
>Mutter to yourself as you sit at a bench, eating the same old sandwich again.
"Man, I'm getting tired of pumpernickel..."
>There's a sudden flash of colorful light and fair dust.
>A Fairy Dragon appears next to you.
>"But Anon! All bread is delicious, how can you hate it?"
"Well gee Fairy Dragon, I just don't see the point in it. It's all empty carbs."
>"Empty carbs? There's nothing empty about bread! This reminds me of a song."
>Bread starts magically appearing all around you, and you find yourselves wearing a baker's outfit. Except her's is just an apron with nothing else.
"Oh not again..."
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDfHap7uwHE&t=27s

>>14952173
Yes. You are a faggot otherwise.

>>14952033
That's a good way to get a tongue injury.

>>14952173
Is she a Unicorn? I'd an ojou-sama Unicorn.

>>14952173
Those purebred Centaurs can be very haughty. I don't know, she'd be quite demanding.

>>14952173
Maybe.

Anyone taking an interest in me would objectively have bad taste, though, so I'm not sure how else it would fare.

>>14952173
I'm not a gold digger, so leaning towards no.
Also, this: >>14952202

>>14952193
I fucking died.

>>14952173
God no, I do have some standards you know.

>>14952164
When will KC make more "Arch-" girls.

>>14952133
Why are you assuming that I can't do that with my Masochistic Lilim? Aftercare is a big part of BDSM after all.

>>14952138
It hurts man.

>>14952173
What's her personality like, because I don't date jerkiness, meanness, or overly haughty women as that can often come off to me as someone who doesn't care about me or doesn't really like me for things like my personality. If she's a nice and kind spirited lady, then sure I'll date her as I think centaurs are cute and deserve a chance at love, especially Cerea.

>>14952061
>>14952067
Then it would have to be the fact that I emailed it to myself

>>14952226
True i didn't think about that. Still just saying what I'd want from a Lilim, but your choice is as equally good as mine so you keep doing what you wish with her.

>>14952220
>Take any celestial derivative girl
>Add white hair and a fuck ton of power
Congratulations. You just made an Arch ____

>tfw no Arch Cupid with a magic love tank

>>14952164
>Square-dancing
Would you sit in your southern belle demon onee-sama's lap with her slowly massaging and stroking your dick and alternately whispering seductively into your ear and licking and nibbling it, while your devil imouto sat in your own lap with you teasing her clit and labia while she writhes in pleasure?
I know I would.

And don't worry about Onee-sama being uncomfortable under all that weight, you're in a Cupid™ brand hot tub.

>>14952193
>tfw no childish 7ft purple dinosaur gf with them hips
>she'll never find you after school hours and forcefully take you to her treehouse
>she will never unzip your pants in cheery fashion
>Just the right size...for a dinosaur, that is

What would a Barney mg be like?

>>14952245
No, stop this right now.

>>14952245
A creepy child molester. There's already an image of it.

>>14952245
I think we discussed this in a previous thread, and it took a truly horrifying turn.
I'd rather not bring it up again.

Is a Flowkelps "hair" prehensile?

>>14952245
Here's an imgur link so people like >>14952251 don't get as riled up.

http://imgur.com/U8a8uAd

>>14951187
But monoeyes are cute too. I like Ai.

>>14952265
Of course. It's really no different from an Alraune's vines or a Tentacle's tentacles.

>>14952265
I would assume that she can control her Kelp like a Kejourou can control her hair.
Which makes it all the better.

>>14952266
Oh man that artist is absolutely awful.

>>14952280
Why are plantgirls so perfect?

>>14951225
Fire on the mountain run boys run!

>>14952283
I'm actually in a quantum state of being turned off and turned on at the same time by that image.

>>14952198
>Unicorn
>Rich

Listen anon, you don't want this.

Think about it, Unicorn's have all the magic for healing people and they live in enchanted forests, the only way one could get rich is if they charged literal terminally ill people loads of dosh for her healing.

Would you really be okay with having her heal people at costs that would put people into debt forever just so she could be rich?

>tfw I accidentally referenced something that happens in real life and only notice it when proof reading

>>14952296
>charged literal terminally ill people loads of dosh for her healing

Someone should draw a genderbended unicorn centaur version of Black Jack, pronto.

>>14952285
Because they smell nice and are sweeter than anything you've ever met. They also reciprocate the love you give them, as they sometimes don't get the love they deserve so when you give them love they give it back tenfold. I personally love plant girls and think they need more love, plus I just wish I could cuddle with Biollante-chan all day, that or cuddle with a groups of various plant girls either one would make my life.

>>14952304
Complete with a shota Pinoko?

>>14952285
Because they're so versatile and environmentally friendly.

Just think of all the neat stuff you can do with them, like that Alraune idea I had a while back.

Disfigured burn victim Alraune with abandonment issues
She's actually a Liliraune but her sister died in the fire

>>14952266
Well. There go my dreams of a wingless, cuddly, extremely thick, deredere dragon girl.

>>14952309
Yes. Pinoko can stay Pinoko since reanimated dolls count as monster girls/boys.

>>14952306
Have some Aluru.

>>14952173
Better question.

How many anon's would be okay becoming the husband for Dragon Esdese?

Like you're the Tatsumi of the situation.

>>14952283
>>14952293
I like the body and the eyes but the rest of the face kind of throws me off.

>>14952328
Again, see
>>14952202

Someone give me a non-popular monstergirl

>>14952321
Thank you very much, she's quite the cutie and she;s a lovely shade of green. Is she like a water Lily alraune because she seems to be living in the water, because if so that's cool and I'd very much like to join her for a swim?

>>14952332
Maybe this should look better. Deleting the previous image to save precious space.

>>14952345
Hakutaku

>>14952345

>>14952321
>>14952349
>Sideways
Flip those, Anon. It's not hard.

>>14952348
Seems like it. She really loves water judging from her conversations in-game. She can still chug along slowly on the ground with her roots like dryads though.

>>14952345
Gremlins.

>>14952285
It's hard for me to pin down exactly why, but I really like Alraunes.
That sweet, sweet nectar, and their flowers would be great to relax in.

>>14952357
The original image in-game is just like that, I made no modifications.

>>14952328
Mayadere dragons are love, so yes.

Esdeath is one of the only good things about that shitshow along with that busty catgirl.
Tatsumi is such a fucking idiot. He had the best girl in the whole series practically throwing herself at him and he went with the shitty Tsundere.

>>14952345
She's not unpopular, she's just complete shit

>>14952345
The panda one that I forgot the name.

>>14952369
I know, but that was a bad choice by the developer/artist. People who do shit sideways to make it more 'artistic' or something are idiots.

Doesn't this look better?

>>14952345
Beelzebub

>>14952361
That good to know she can move freely, though even if she couldn't I'd love her all the same. We can go for a swim with her floating on the surface and me spinning her around like a top as we laugh and have a fun time with one another. Then if she'dike we could just relax and talk to one another, learn about each other or just do what ever she wants'

>>14952164
>that size comparison
The devil could give you a blowjob standing up.

>>14952384
Technically yes, this would make a great poster now that I think of it.

>>14952345
Giant slug

>>14952345
I admit "non-popular" might be a bit of an exaggeration here

>>14952406
Pharaoh a lying bitch who tries to brainwash otoutos with all sorts of horrible propaganda about their onee-sans.

Plus she's boring and ugly. Just look at her, she might as well be human.

>>14952345
Devil

>>14952421
Pipe down grapesnake. Haven't you hurt the poor girl enough with your lies?

>>14952421
If Apophis don't want bad reputations maybe they should stop trying to corrupt everything they see

>>14952345
Hakutaku.

>>14952429
But Anon, she's really popular, everyone wants to milk this MooMoo.

>>14952345
Never seen any Gargoyle or Pot Devil content.

>>14952345
Matango, gargoyle or sea slime.

>>14952434
I dunno, I think I'd like to see something like this with her.
Like her reading some JUN doujins or something.

>>14952437
Or um...Jinn of the Jar I guess is their proper name.
The only genies I can think of anyway are Robin Williams, Paimon, and Akinator.

The spidergirls are underloved for how many of them there are. Like all the plants are low content.
Elementals get full stories never.
Even some of the flavor of the week like Cupid have died to nothing.

>>14952455
Wasn't Shaq also a Genie at one point, or was that another basketball star?

>>14952455
Can Akinator guess monstergirls?

>>14952467
He was the Genie of the Boombox.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GfdemcL35A

>>14952475
I guess my memory wasn't total shit then.

>>14952474
It couldn't guess Japanese dog jumping through five hoops
So yeah

>>14952474
Sometimes, problem is most monstergirls are character archetypes, not actual characters, and akinator isn't built for that.

>>14952455
>Not remembering the Wishmaster

Would make a GOAT monstergirl honestly.

>You make three wishes
>Then she gets to husband you and keep you in her jewel forever

GROSS

>>14952496
Gross what?

>>14952474
No.

>>14952487
Yeah, I just tried and he failed multiple times.

>>14952496
Context, motherfucker.

>>14952487
Fishing for Druella I've gotten the chain of Morrigan(mythology)>Amaterasu>Carrera(Viper GTS)>Morrigan Aensland>Panty>Slaanesh

So it's pretty close.

>>14952493
Oh man, I totally forgot about Wishmaster. The monstergirl version sounds like the best sexy horror story.
>1127 AD
>The Emperor asks to be shown wonders.
>A demon realm is created.
>The modern day
>"Three wishes, Alexander. Doesn't that intrigue you, just a liiittle? Anything you want."

Is it true that Basilisks have the best armpits?

>>14952429
>Hello Anon I see you're currently studying gender dynamics
>If possible I can help you understand how to understand that the matriarchy is for the good of the spouses

>>14952568
I never saw the sexual appeal to armpits.

>>14952576
Me neither. I get asses, tits and legs, not so much backs, armpits and anyplace where's it's a joint.

>>14952527
>sexy horror story
I wish to see more of these types of horror stories.

>>14952429
I want an oppai loli cow teacher!
I want her to sit upon a stack of books and ask me for help with high places!
I want to be her favorite place to sit while she's lecturing

>>14952576
Same here.

>>14952578
Backs are appealing provided there's a bit of muscle and back/sideboob are visible.
>>14952580
If you're here Snibako, I just want to let you know that you draw the best bellies.

>>14952580
Why is she winking at me?

>>14952579
Sexual horror is niche in a niche genre. It's hard to pin it properly without it ending up looking like someone's fapfic.

Plus considering what you can dig up from people too sincere and far gone, it can get a little discouraging knowing what you can write can never hope to match their sickening nativity.

>>14952576
It's just s general attraction to the curves of the female form, I guess. Like the feet, the armpits are a rarely exposed part of the body that have a lot of curves and features to them.

>>14952568
I think that title belongs to the Zipanguan armpit priestesses.

>>14952580
Oh yes. Very nice.
Ara ara is a weakness of mine.

>>14952592
Thanks anon! Y-you too...

>>14952593
Because of reasons.

>>14952580
>Tentacle on own arm
This dick of mine glows with an awesome power!

>>14952593
She's an adult.

>>14952592
What about fluffy tails...?

>>14952628
Also acceptable.
There are also back tattoos.

>>14952619
What reasons?

>>14952621
And what does that mean?

>>14952625
what does that mean?

>>14951556
No, but on a hot summer night I've offered my throat to the wolf with the red roses

>>14952593
She has something in her eye. Go over there and help her get it out.

>>14951187
nah

>>14952640
What else.

>>14952635
It's loud roar tells me to defeat you! Take this; my love, my anger, and all of my sorrow!

>>14952650
Is this a .less picture? I haven't seen it before.
More wolfgirls with his kind of hand/paw design is never a bad thing, though.

>>14952657
Laugh!

>>14952655
Alright, but I'm not sure what to do as eyes are delicate and I don't wish to hurt them. I mean I can use tweezers,but I'll help her with her eye problem, after all she does have a beautiful pair of eyes and she needs help so sure I'll help her out. what happens after that?

>>14952657
I agree.

>>14952650
>Summer
>Red Roses
...I really need to sort out my thoughts more. Everything's getting all jumbled together...

Which girl gives the best anal?

>>14952668
She doesn't really have something in her eye, she just wanted you to come close enough to wrap her tentacles around you.

Would you guys say this qualifies as NTR?
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/Anasheya/413732/Take-your-time-Master

Yes I'm trying to inflame you on purpose.

>>14952676
Tentacle or Kraken, either is good.

>>14952659
Oh I see, she wishes for me to go swimming with her, she knows all she had to do was ask. Or is she asking me to massage her body and just have a random conversation of some sort?

>>14952676
Devil

>>14952676
Alp

>>14952677
Why didn't she tel me in the first place, I love cuddling and I would have said yes. Is she just a really affectionate girl that want to talk to me or was she just really shy and wanted to get my attention so she could go on a date with me?

>>14952676
I want to fuck a Cheshires fat butt through her ripped spats!

>>14952679
It's hard to inflame someone who got a warning.

Thanks for the warning tho

>>14952680
Somebody get the sticks out.

>>14952679
I actually laughed.

>>14952694
>>14952697
>replying
Retarded fucks.

>>14952691
She's a compulsive cuddler and didn't watch to chance you getting away.

>>14952693
I want to do a cheshire with the largest rear of her species.

>>14952680
>not mermaids

>>14952700
You seem to be upset.

>>14952703
But I wouldn't have left if she just asked me for cuddles in the first place. Either way I love cuddling and since she hasn't harmed me, she gets to happily enjoy it as well. Makes me wonder about why such compulsion, is it because she's lonely and could find a way or to ask a guy out, or does she have a hard time expressing her true feeling unless she is cuddling with the guy she has a crush on?

>>14952704
All Cheshires have large rears.

>>14952700
Looks like someone needs to explore their bread options.

>>14952737
I don't know how long I'd be able to resist having a bunch of lewd cheshires doing this to me.
I would only be a matter of time before I shoved my face into one of those asses.

>>14952737
That's why I'm going for the one with the biggest rear.

>>14952750
>The Cheshire with the biggest ass
Good lord man, you're dreaming huge.
You might want to go for a Dire Cheshire in that case. It's just your pelvis might not survive all that fat jiggling ass riding you.

>>14952737
"Hello MG Hut? It seems you gave me the wrong order. I didn't order Cheshire ass toppings on my pizza."

>>14952676
Shirohebi.

>>14952676
Kejourou

>>14952676
Hinezumi.

>>14952763
>They bring you a new pizza
>It's another fat cat ass

>>14952759
Why not the biggest of both species?
One dire, one regular?

>>14952722
>But I wouldn't have left if she just asked me for cuddles in the first place
She didn't know that.

>Makes me wonder about why such compulsion
She was neglected as a child and never received affection from her parents. She left home in her early teens and has been alone ever since.

Outwardly she is mature and outgoing, a cheerful and friendly person. In truth, though, she has no close friends. Her childhood left her socially stunted, incapable of developing meaningful relationships or emotional connections with people. Deep down inside she's still the lonely little girl she was when she left home; clumsy with emotions, desperate for love and clueless as to how to get it, and terrified of rejection.

>>14952790
Just as planned.

>>14952794
Anon that might just be the mythical "too much ass". The smallest Dire Cheshire ass rivals the largest normal Cheshire ass.

>>14952790
Now you have two, whats the next step in your master plan?

>>14952796
Dam that's depressing and now that I know that, I wish to brighten up her life. Tell her what, I'd like to ask her out on a date and get to know her better, she doesn't have to be scared no more. I want her to know that I would like to be not only her first emotional connection but I'd also like to be her boyfriend and get to know her better. I want her to know she can always have me be there to cheer her up and put a smile on her cute face, as well as being both her friend and her boyfriend. After all the things iv'e said and even more I wish to tel her later, also she gets to cuddle with me as much as she wish as I find it a great way for us to bond, would she like to be my friend and girlfriend?

>>14952807
Why are those girls staring like that?

>>14952797
>>14952819
I call up the pizza place and complain.
It'd be one thing if they sent me the whole Cheshire, but what am I supposed to do with just asses?

Wait.
Don't answer that, I figured it out myself.

>>14952833
Use them as boxing gloves?
https://youtu.be/lkTpGsiSD-o?t=1m9s

>>14952828
Did you notice the bowl? They're obviously hungry and need your secret sauce as a topping.

>>14952833
Sir, please grab the tails and pull.
Just make sure you drink the complimentary drink first and then brace your pelvis.

>>14952345
Was this a sham?

>>14952841
Secret sauce? But I don't have a secret sauce, I make sauces using cooking books!

>>14952862
Don't start with this shit, anon. Just whip out your dick and cum in the bowl for the lolis.

>>14952878
But that sauce isn't a secret, it's been published!

>>14952737
>Order XL pizza.
>It arrives and it's massive. Must be 1m x 1m.
>Struggle to carry the monstrosity to your kitchen.
>Open it and inside is a jiggling purplecat rump the size of a truck tire.
>As it shakes, so does the table you put it on.

Does this place even have pizza?

>>14952833
You're dealing with dark magics here anon, once you open the box you cannot look away or two butts will take the place of the one you saw before!

>>14952878
But that's not a secret sauce at all! Everyone knows men produce semen!

>>14952885
I'd remark how having a big lazy Cheshire onee-san would be better than any pizza in the world.

>>14952885
Well, where did you order it from? If it had Looking-Glass in the name then you need to do a little bit more research.

>>14952808
I will go as far as I can!
No faggot cat's ass is insurmountable!

Something I wanted to ask from last thread: What is /tg/ and how are they associated with monster girls if at all?

Your MG waifu finds your lewd collection. What does she learn.

>>14952885
That fat cat is going to have to do some workouts first.

>>14952902
Traditional Gaming
Aka DnD/40k The board.

>>14952903
I like lactation or whatever.

>>14952885
I dunno but going to ask her if she wants real pizza.

>>14952903
A lot of fucked up shit.

>>14952903
[redacted from thread]

>>14952903
She find nothing because I just look at different places online.

>>14952909
Why were they mentioned in the conversation about monster girls showing up in the real world? I looked and didn't see anything related to MGs.

>>14952903
She learns that, like the doujin you posted, I love buttfucking.

>>14951556
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?
It's very nice, especially when she rapes you afterwards.

>>14952917
Dnd has monsters.

Sometimes these monsters are cute girls.

>>14952903

She learns that I love silly hats, I guess.

>>14952923
Oh, I thought they were doing the wiki RP battles or something.

>>14952903
I like the woman to take an active role, among other things.

>>14951270
That seems like a Souls-tier trial.

>>14952903
She'd understand why I have so much milk and cake in the fridge, although she may start panicking over if the minotaur's or hathor's will find her first.

>>14952903
She learns what she already knows

Monoeyes: Best MG or Best MG?

>>14952903
>traps
>femdom
>male:impregnation
>oviposition
>shirikodama
>anal
>ana_fisting
>prostate_milking
>male_on_futa
>husband_and_wife
>kissing
>female:impregnation
>vanilla
>monstergirl
>harem
That she's the biggest prude in the household I guess.

>>14952885
>Order a small pizza
>It's still rather large for a pizza, isn't it?
>Loli cat ass inside

>>14952903
That I might be a switch after all.

>>14952885
Fat
Cat
Tats

>>14952948
Kid-sized! Cute!

>>14952946
Eh.

>>14952281

Now I kinda want to see art of a Kejourou brushing a Flow Kelp's hair.

>>14952885
>You help the Cheshire out of the box.
>She's holding another box with the pizza inside.
>Now you have someone to eat the pizza with and who will live with you from now on.
Don't worry about her taking up space anon, she can provide for herself.
Just don't forget to fuck her at least twice daily.

>>14952946
Meh. It's just a human with one eye.

I'm more of a Cyclops guy myself. They can craft some pretty legendary shit.

>>14952947
>traps
>male:impregnation
>prostate_milking
>male_on_futa
See, this is the kind of shit that makes Paladins seems like a good idea.

>>14952903

That I'm addicted to ASMR. Assuming she didn't figure that out on her own earlier.

>>14952976
Cyclopes' CAN'T SHOOT EYE LASERS!

>>14952985
The traps are not having sex with women nor futas

>>14952946
Best MG as you can cuddle, head pat, and nuzzle with and all of it is amazing. Also they never rape you and actually like you for your personality, something some monster girls could learn from. Plus, as someone who finds a girls eye very attractive and is typically the first things I look at on a girl, Cyclops have the most beautiful eye ever that I'd love to stare into all day while I cuddle them.

>>14952985
>I want to kill people because they fap to things I don't fap to
This makes Mindflayers seem like a good idea.

>>14952976
Why not both?

>>14952903
She teases me over my love of facesitting, fat asses, fat tits, female on male rape, reverse gangbangs, and delinquent girls.
Then she calls in her old highschool gang for a favor.

>>14952942
>No Dark Souls with monstergirls ever.
>Instead of dying repeatedly, you get raped repeatedly.
>Bosses are sexier than rank and file enemies and have more imaginative rape scenes.
Why has no-one done this yet? It could be a 2d sprite game with the same level of difficulty for all I care.

>>14952953
FAT
CAT
ASS
THICK
DOG
THIGHS

>>14952989
I can think of one that can, and who's always right.

>>14953003
>2d sprite game with the same level of difficulty
Every time you're raped, you lose some humanity and become more corrupted, a la DS2. When you turn into an Incubus, the Monster that last raped you husbandos you, ending the game and giving you an epilogue scene where you're living together with the kids.

>>14952972
>Confront your lazy XL Cheshire Cat on the couch, watching TV.
"Alright Cat, you've been here for 3 days now, my fridge is taking it's toll. Time to go."
>Grab her paws and pull.
>Too much inertia, again, the purplecat remains immobile.
>Push your back against the couch and push.
>Nothing.
>Slide your arms under neath and try to lift her.
>It's a no go, you can barely lift her off the couch.
>As you collapse exhausted, she quickly grabs you and holds you in an inescapable cuddle-lock.
>With her gigantic breasts on either side of your head and paws across your chest, you're forced to watch Deal Or No Deal while she purrs.

>>14952903
Oh no. Panic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fl1dMVXFnk

>>14953011
I can dig it.

>>14952903
>I separate all of my favorite tags by color
>All vanilla doujins are under gray
>Red favs have LOTSA SEX
>Orange is for gyaru and dark skin girls
>Yellow is monstergirls
>Green is for lamias only
>Pink is for semen demons

I will achieve death via rough 48 hour long fucking marathons with an Apophis housewife.

>>14953011
>With her gigantic breasts on either side of your head and paws across your chest, you're forced to watch Deal Or No Deal while she purrs.
I'd hope that nipple sensitivity is proportional to breast size, because I'd drain the milk from those things something fierce.

>>14953011
And it's at this point that she gives you a check and tells you that she draws fetish art for lonely monstergirls. Stuff like handholding and chaste sleeping. It's degenerate but it puts some serious money in her bank account.

>>14953029
If hentai has taught me anything, you're good to go there.

>>14953022
>Apophis housewife
How did you land one?

>>14953029
I wonder if all monstergirl milk has effects like the various Holst variants.
Probably not, but if they did I bet Cheshire milk would give you a serious buzz.