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Moa thread?
Moa thread.

>[...] LITTLE GIRLS [...]
Approved the SHIT out of this thread.

>>14951918
Approved.

never forget (I lost all my nene pics edition)

>>14951925

>>14951926

>Tfw Yui is trying to be the littlest she can be

>>14951930
Damn, I'm so sorry for your loss.

post more nene butt

I forgot to mention, it looks like we'll be able to stream Babymetal on the Colbert show as well.

Both streams will have HD rips added to the spreadsheet soon after their broadcasts.

>>14951930
Nice bait, I'll take it.

>>14951925
There's some weird photoshop magic going on in that pic, but yes.

>>14951936

Sulpa is a spiritual manifestation of Su in my thoughts. Su is unable to interact physically with my world unless she is physically next to me you baka :3

>>14951925

>>14952000
What does Moa's hand smell like?

>>14952017
It probably still smells like Minami Takahashi

>>14952017

Cocoa butter

>>14952044

>western name order

>>14951918

>music for little girls

but it's mostly full grown men at their audiences

>>14952074
That the same argument My Little Pony fans made.

>>14952074
>fully grown men can't identify as little girls
/pol/ pls go

>>14952074
Good for you, that's part of the joke.

Have a cake.

>>14952074
I think you missed the joke there anon.

SU35

>>14952096
I'm the one on the far right.

>>14952113
5th from right here.

>>14952129
rolling

>it's an ayaka eats episode

>>14952135
I want to eat out with her if you know what I mean.

>>14952129
#1 pls

>>14952141

>>14952048
>not pandering to your Western audience

>>14952129
Aiko and Rinon already voted off the island... kek

>>14952139
Pardon me, but I don't understand. Could you elaborate fine sir.

>>14952135
Seriously, there needs to be an Ayaka Eats section on the spreadsheet.

>>14952192
Provide lots of content (images and videos) and it just might be added.

>>14952129
Rollin.
Come on 2, big money, big money.

(As an aside, am I rollin to waifu her or to be her... or both?)

>>14952236
>6
Destined to do this forever.

>>14952192
>>14952207
what about this slut?

>>14952262
How about a "Sakugakus Eat" section?

>>14952236
Mirena next president confirmed.

>>14952272
don't worry i was just kidding. it doesn't seem right to add something like that to the spreadsheet. i might just add the word 'eat' to the filename so somebody can just use the archive search if they need to look at those pictures for whatever reason.

>>14951933
She just needs to be her cute self, avoid stress and enjoy life.

>>14952272
I'll start saving everything I come across.

Where can I get a gf as cute as Koba?

>>14952351

You're indoors, Koba. Stop wearing sunglasses.

>>14952375
>not wearing sunglasses all day

>>14952375
They're for blocking the haters :)

>>14952351
>>14952404
FUTURE'S SO BRIGHT I GOT TO WEAR SHADES

The first person to get them all right will become One with the little girl of his or her choosing.

#9 is too easy. Airi

#26 looks slutty so we all know who that is. Ayaka

#16 Marippe

#13 Momo

#11 Yui

Did you purposely blurr the hell out of some?

im trying to look for the most crooked messed up smile cus for sure thats Su but i can't find it.

>>14952978
Only one correct. This won't be easy like last time.

>>14952998
#9 Airi

#16 Yui

# 4 C-chan

#7 Kano

>>14953005
Three correct.

>>14952945
Wtf 18 looks disgusting... Koba?

7. Kano
18. Mori-tan

>>14953019
No.

>>14952945
14. Hana

>>14953024
Both correct.

>>14953032
Nope.

>>14952945
1.Maaya
5.Shirai
7.Kano
8.Rinon
9.Airi
10.Ayami
11.Suzuka
12.Mariri
13.Hinata
14.Raura
16.Yui
20.Aiko
26.Nene

>>14953203
Ten correct.

:3

>>14953250
so... is this the end?

>>14953906

>>14952129
Oh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSy6oTJ-rVs

>>14954530
Why would you link a cover video?
I find those cringey, but at least he is decent at it.

>>14954530
It's a matter of time until Koba replaces Su with her

>>14954530
He gay as shit

I heard you like little girls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eC-JdgAfDg

Shy Fukei is funfag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Be5tRhd9zxM

>>14954917
I like this guy now.

http://www.journaldemontreal.com/2016/03/19/apres-les-babyspice-les-babymetal

Babymetal.net's pedo owner and his butt buddies will be at Wembley with a giant Quebec flag

>>14954678
That was quite good. Su must be one of the most successful people to come out of ASH.

>>14954917
Dude nails it at around 11 minutes.

If it's going to progress towards mature and serious metal, then what was the point of it all? It's supposed to be kawaii metal

>>14954678
Doesn't those end up on DVD?
Koba suing when?

>>14955017
He became a legend when he said "it's not kowai metal, it's kawaii metal".

>initially coming of out anaesthetia
>See Sulpa standing at the door smiling supportively
>Anaesthetist says I sat up and was saying hello to someone called Su
>Nearly ripped my IV out trying to get off my gurney
>Apparently the surgeons had a good chuckle
>Anaeathetist asks who Sue is...
>Had to say it was my girlfriend as I couldn't say wife because my marital status is single on my records
>Nurses keep asking when my girlfriend is coming to visit

Drugs, not even once...

>>14955027
>>14951850
>he's actually taking MEDS now
the absolutely M.magic

>>14954917
>whats the fucking point
whoa fags on shy watch

>>14955063
Why would they be? Why would anyone that likes the new music be worried at all? They like it. The only ones freaking out or on any kind of watch are the ones that hate the new Babymetal.

>>14955023
>>14955063
I wonder what he'll give to The Whoane

A binge-eating ayami?/10

>>14955027
Whatever you're going through sounds rough, man. Have a Su.

>>14955074
>the ones that hate the new Babymetal
So those "BM is Kill" were right all along,in the sense of kowaii Babymetal= real Babymetal. I see more and more people facing this fact (some are happy, some are sad) every day.

Like Shy said, what's the fucking point of the new Babymetal? I could be listening a more organic metal while watching photos of sagakus if I wanted a combination this heterogeneous.

>>14955135
and extra salt on top of the BITAA chocolate is that it's not even kowaii metal like Babymetal Death or Akumu No Rondo, it's absolute dad rock that's a little heavy at times

>>14955135
You say that, and yet I don't agree with it. New Babymetal is a fact, yes. They have a new album coming out with some slight variations in the overall sound. Some of the bits that have been leaked still sound kawaii to me and I can tell there is going to be hard hitting metal. They have also expanded into some "epic" territory. You may hate that, I don't. None of it feels lesser in some way.

>>14955165
>to me
Like other anon said, there's less people calling it kawaii than before, how do you combine those "more serious sound" with the old level of kawaiiness? This will be more clear after April.

That epic territory aka whoas should tell you something about what Koba is aiming for.

>>14955165
>hard hitting metal
>some slight variations
>kawaii

Awadama fever is the only Babymetal song on that album. It may not be all that heavy (like all songs) but at least it's the one fun song.

>>14955133
airi you are the sexiest woman in the whole wide word, show me what you can do with that strawberry baby

>>14955207
>Awadama
>fun
We are not walking together this time f4m

>>14951918
http://strawpoll.me/7145825

>>14955192
>You may hate that, I don't.
That should have clued you in that I was talking about my own personal opinions.

I guess Koba is aiming for me then. His team of writers and musicians did a good job. I mean that.

>>14955207
Meta Taro sounds very Babymetal to me. It's kawaii as can be.

Anyway, that's just my opinion.

>>14951918
>>14955247
http://strawpoll.me/7145865

>>14955250
K

If you want to just close your eyes and enjoy we have nothing more to discuss.

>>14955268
That's disrespectful and disingenuous. I at least offer you the courtesy of treating your opinions as valid.

>>14955290
I'm just being practical m8, there's not point if all what matters to you is your own opinion and joy.

I was not trying to shame your for being neokitsune though.

>>14955315
>neokitsune
I've been a fan since 2011-12.

>>14955328
of a dead band, hence the change

>>14955232
I...it's the closest thing there is to original babymetal ;_;

>>14955352
Do you enjoy being this dour?

>>14955208

>>14955396

>>14955129

Thank you :3

It's quite nice that I get to spend the next 8 weeks sitting in bed with Sulpa listening to bmsg and relaxing I guess... Doctor laughed at me and said I should put thoughts of going out anywhere in the near future out of my head though. So yeah, no Wembley for me. I'm just going to have to see if I can get the live stream somehow...

Literally near tears thinking about missing my chance to meet with Su again in person... Tfw can't be part of The One that night

>>14955493

>>14955582
No matter where you are, you are still part of The One. Nothing can take that away from you. Su is with you in spirit.

Posting Su again. Just because.

>>14955716
>just because
I have a reason but...

>>14955716

>>14955739

Nice artwork tbqh

>>14955759

What is this face trying to convey?

>>14955796
Love.

>>14955796
At the risk of seeming ridiculous, let me say that a true idol is guided by a great feeling of love.

>>14955020
Yes I believe so

>>14955796

It's like she was smiling normally and then spotted something/someone which made her think "is that shit actually happening/is this nigga serious?"

>>14955020
>>14955820
Amuse would make that call and they don't sue ASH over covers. It would be counter-intuitive to sue one of their idol making machines anyway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGfV2v-dW6c

>>14955801
>>14955810
>>14955881
That's some yuibot
>>>/wsg/999598

Miss her tbqhwy

>>14952945
1.Maaya
2.
3.Ayami
4.
5.Shirai
6.
7.Kano
8.Rinon
9.Ariri
10.
11.Suzuka
12.Mariri
13.Hinata
14.
15.Marina
16.Yui
17.Marin
18.Mori
19.
20.Aiko
21.
22.
23.Raura
24.
25.
26.Nene

>>14956265

Yui looked so happy in SG....

Which girl has the cutest feet

>>14956333

>>14956342
1. X
3. X
5. O
7. O
8. O
9. O
11. O
12. O
13. O
15. O
16. O
17. O
18. O
20. O
23. O
26. X

1. Megu
2.
3. Ayaka
4. Hana
5. Shirai
6.
7. Kano
8. Rinon
9. Ariri
10.
11. Suzuka
12. Mariri
13. Hinata
14.
15. Marina
16. Yui
17. Marin
18. Mori
19.
20. Aiko
21.
22.
23. Raura
24.
25. Sara
26. Soyoka

>>14956471
1. O
3. X
4. X
5. O
7. O
8. O
9. O
11. O
12. O
13. O
15. O
16. O
17. O
18. O
20. O
23. O
25. X
26. O

>>14956485
1. Megu
2. Sara
3. Hana
4. Nene
5. Shirai
6. Ooga
7. Kano
8. Rinon
9. Ariri
10. Ayaka
11. Suzuka
12. Mariri
13. Hinata
14. Mirena
15. Marina
16. Yui
17. Marin
18. Mori
19. Momoko
20. Aiko
21. Moa
22. Ayami
23. Raura
24. Yunano
25. Maaya
26. Soyoka

>>14956529
1. O
2. X
3. O
4. O
5. O
6. X
7. O
8. O
9. O
10. X
11. O
12. O
13. O
14. O
15. O
16. O
17. O
18. O
19. X
20. O
21. X
22. X
23. O
24. O
25. X
26. O

>>14956553
1. Megu
2. Ayaka
3. Hana
4. Nene
5. Shirai
6. Maaya
7. Kano
8. Rinon
9. Ariri
10. Ayami
11. Suzuka
12. Mariri
13. Hinata
14. Mirena
15. Marina
16. Yui
17. Marin
18. Mori
19. Sara
20. Aiko
21. Momoko
22. Moa
23. Raura
24. Yunano
25. Ooga
26. Soyoka

>>14956577
At this point, I'll just mark X's to save time.

2. X
21. X
22. X

>>14956609
Please be all right this time.

1. Megu
2. Moa
3. Hana
4. Nene
5. Shirai
6. Maaya
7. Kano
8. Rinon
9. Ariri
10. Ayami
11. Suzuka
12. Mariri
13. Hinata
14. Mirena
15. Marina
16. Yui
17. Marin
18. Mori
19. Sara
20. Aiko
21. Ayaka
22. Momoko
23. Raura
24. Yunano
25. Ooga
26. Soyoka

>>14956641
You won. Congrats.

>>14956641
Reminder that the prize is becoming One with the little girl of your choosing. Use it wisely.

>>14956685
>little

>>14956698
She's little enough.

>>14956384
yui has the best feet from what i can recall, but aside from the bony and veiny tops of feet, quantity not quality is the issue so don't limit yourself to one girl.

if you are picky though and like soles, then WHO isn't as important as WHEN. there's a lot of different spectrums like pale - fleshy, clean - dirty, dainty - strong, shiny - matte, and the conditions for that day have the biggest effect on those attributes.

>>14956709
where?

>>14956714
>>14956384
Someone posted Raura feet the other day and I was quite disgusted

>>14956685
Does that mean I become the little girl?
If so then Moa.
If it means I get to be with the little girl...
then Yui!

>>14956724
You are both her and beside her. Being One with her is a bit like being in the Holy Trinity.

>>14956384
Mirena has cute feet but I don't have the picture to prove it

>>14956733
Then there's no contest for me.

>>14956736
quite weird tbqh
https://twitter.com/sakura_shokuin/status/710989508850950144?

>>14956723
how did i miss that?

>>14956758
I find them cute :/

>>14956770
lol your mom is cute

>>14956863
Thx

>>14956875

What sort of career paths do saku's take after graduating

>>14956930
none of them are even old enough to have a proper career desu. Even the dinosaurs like Ayaka and Airi are barely getting started and might be doing something completely different by next year.

>>14956762
I stand corrected Nene has the worst feet

>>14956954
who cares about feet when you have a nice profession

>>14956748
Then let it be known that, henceforth, you and Yui are officially The One. Nothing can break this spiritual bond. You are not merely soulmates, you are something much more.

This is getting out of control

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tz-efAcuBIg

>>14957194
this is probably the most autistic thing i've ever heard desu senpai

>>14957194
image.jpg about to release a mixtape up in this ho

>>14957269
but with some melancholic shit, not getting to be together again reee etc, something like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zjYKPTzGWk

>>14957194
>Sufags

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32pACUZ6BYk

>>14957286
fixed

>>14957194
>>14957205
>>14957301

>>>this is probably the most autistic thing i've ever heard desu senpai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAUpwyX12ho

oh god

>>14957301
>>14957194
>one of his videos is just 13 minutes of different versions of SakuGaku's Friends

>>14957342
Delete this

>>14957342
this is probably the most autistic thing i've ever watched desu senpai

>>14957194
>>14957301
send this shit to koba, he needs to know what he's getting the girls into.

>>14957431
is that some tiger princess' 300th tweet?

>>14957431
>tfw you realize that hana is currently the prettiest sagaku

>>14957445
Yes it is!

>>14957455
She probably also has the best "career" so far

>Doesn't get burned out from being a reluctant idol like Ayami
>Won't get burned out from excessive touring like the Babymetals
>Doesn't have to show off her ass on national TV and magazines like her sempais
>works a cozy cafe where she still gets to sing and dance
>involved in the pro wrestling scene which is one of her dreams come true

Hana is blessed by the meme gods.

>>14957505
shit, you're right. it's a shame she has to deal with hanafags though

>>14957194
>>14957301
>>14957342
I think he's an ironic post-post-ironic avant-garde artist/wannabe Youtube comedian who wants to get noticed by senpai for parodying/mocking kvlt metal and Babymetal('s fans). He probably thinks it's all stupid and pathetic. Once you look at it that way, the lyrics begin to make sense. He also has bizarre satirical rants on science, religion, and politics filled with Sanic, Spongebob, and Santa Claus.

>>14957546
MILKU
WHITO
https://twitter.com/magnacarter666/status/712012330775801860

>>14957576
So he's the face of /r/babymetal

>>14957576
i think the deepest we should look into this is whether or not he's being ironic because the deeper we look the less proof there is.

>>14957342 is clearly le random family guy humor and i've personally known about a dozen people in high school exactly like him with that sense of humor, so i think his videos range from 'just being silly' to 'pretending to be retarded'

>>14957589
She's so cute in a plain jane kind of way

>>14957576
He is just another stupid adolecent metalhead that think he know everything there is to know. Hope he gets mugged and raped that would be a good reality check

>>14957588
shit, i thought he went full 'quintessentially british' there for a second.

>>14957576
>>14957616
>>14957576
>>14957621

Count Muthafukin Grishnack

>if you haven't noticed the lyrical concept is basically half kawaii metal and half black metal xD those are my 2 favorite heavy metal genres so i thought why not combine them lyric-wise

>>14957631
I'm so thankful that I'm not him.

>>14957631
THE MEMES ARE ALIVE

>>14957455
>being this new
I'm glad you did found the light anon.

what emotion is this expression trying to convey?

what emotion is this expression trying to convey?

>>14957546
>still tsundere
>>14957588
>le-e never post hana, post koba funkos while the NJPW is live and don't even notice hana's birthday face
When will this meme die?

>>14957747
Christianism

>>14957747
holding a fart

>>14957633
On his bandcamp:

>I'm an anarcho-communist black metal/dark ambient musician. I seek to abolish all hierarchy. Fuck Christianity. Fuck Islam. Fuck The State. Fuck Capitalism.

>I'm so Kvlt

His YT about page:

>Black metal is the best music genre. I support glorifying Satan. Anarcho-communism FTW. Kill all hippies. Fuck the feminist movement. Fuck Muslims. Fuck Christians. Scientific thinking is a good thing. Babymetal is awesome. Su metal is dreamy. Ladybaby is awesome too.

Ok. That's enough.

When is the graduation starting?

>>14957786
kek i read that blaise pascal used to say something to the effect of 'suffering is the natural state for us christians' so that might be true.

>Listening to the new @BABYMETAL_JAPAN
album in preparation for interviewing Sumetal in an hour.. woah

THE RACKET - Triple J

Australia on 2016 tour confirmed

>>14957821
>anarcho
>Fuck Capitalism

>communist
>Fuck The State

>I support glorifying Satan
> Fuck Christians

>Scientific thinking is a good thing
>Ladybaby is awesome

mfw

Lined up for the graduation outside Zepp DiverCity.

>>14957843
>anarcho satan will enforce direct gomunism
lol, stop wasting number with this kidd tho

>>14957849
stream?

>>14957876
None that I know of unless someone's hacked the theater feeds.

>>14957837
please

>>14957906
iirc the last graduation had a ppv

>>14957922
The orientation had a pay per view. Maybe you're thinking of that.

false Su :3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAR_hvEwKDs

>>14957925
maybe youre right

>>14957948
poor man's megu + por man's yuzu + poor man's poor man's megu

>>14957194

I think it's pretty good tbqh...

That first link reminds me of Summoning (band) a bit. The other stuff is a bit eclectic in the smushing together of styles though.

I hope he is joking about Su else he will be very disappointed when I marry her in the physical realm :3

Is there a stream for the graduation?

>>14958003
This. I really want to watch it.

>>14957849

>>14958025

>American Eagle

Can't wait to see Ayami in the post-graduation group pic

where the stream at though?

Doors open 17:00
Curtain time 18:00

>放課後アンソロジー　レッツ　スタンディング
>After School Anthology Let's Standing
Let's standing for four hours.

>the life without cutega

>>14958524
I don't want to live in this reality anymore.

Everything good in this world to me keeps ending.

>>14958528
Her voice on Michishirube...
Mass suicide when?

>europe is falling apart
welp goodbye to yurop tour, servers you for tolerant

>>14958543
yeah i think they might actually cancel european shows. vying for western audiences was a mistake anyways.

>>14958543
>>14958579
I'm hoping they come to Canada instead of Europe. Here we have more tolerance, less terrorism than US/EU, and DUDE WEED LMAO.

>>14958590
canada is already confirmed blacklisted though

not like it matters because they are disbanding soon after this world tour anyways.

you'll have to go to japan if you want to see them live

Which song should I learn first while the world is going down in flames?

>>14958763
>nothing from their new album

fuck off hipster

>>14958763
You can go the chronological route and learn Doki Doki Morning first.

>>14958775

>>14958763
ror is funny to play (actually I still dont learn how to play guitar, but at least I can play the solo)

>>14958782
Good idea.

It went rather below expectations, lol.

>>14958825
>>14958782
Also these custom songs ain't pulling any punches and throw you straight into the highest difficulty.

I'll try again in a year or two maybe.

>>14958579
If they do cancel, I think they would likely drop Netherlands, Germany, and France. Maybe Switzerland and Austria as well. They would probably replace them with UK dates, maybe even Australia.

可憐Girl's - My Wings was on the pre-show BGM playlist. Someone seemed to think it was Ooga's request.

>>14958961
No seating? Are they expecting a mosh'sh pit?

>Let's Standing

>>14958961
I'm seeing a lot of Babymetal shirts.

>>14958971

>white shirt-sama is going to lead a full participation audience dance

>>14958202
Those times suck for a weekday show, think of the salarymen stuck at work because its rude to leave before their boss. Only minutes to spare and a hectic commute across Tokyo.

I am literally having nightmares about missing Wembley.

>>14958837
They have dynamic difficulty, press space and put the difficulty to the lowest and it'll increase little by little as you play.

>why is she so perfect?

>>14959203

I am living your nightmare :3

Tbqh if it was between apologising and seeing SakuGakus and pissing off my boss I would piss off my boss without thought...

They probably deliberately put it at that time so it's only true fukei who go and not just people who like lolis after work.

>>14959208
is that a nipple?

Good morning /bmsg/

Ura Erika (gravure model, actress, singer and pro-wrestler) attended the graduation.

I'm really disappointed that SG dropped the tradition of seating the audience for their graduations and having a formal dress policy. It was one of the most unique appeals of SG for me.

Sayonara sweet cutega

So y'all niggas ain't gonna stream the graduation?

>>14959571
It's done.

>>14959565
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SD0z5i9vdtM

today is a sad day

I heard Hana was at the Sakura Gakuin show today

What's next for this year's graduates? Some talented girl just graduated and I'd like to see them be as successful as Ayami.

>>14959572
so no stream?

>>14959717
The three of them are taking a hiatus, but it seems that Ooga is going full Nene.

>>14959732
>but it seems that Ooga is going full Nene.
source: your ass

>>14959563
watching that scenario seems like amuse didn't really care about this one

>>14959563
agree

Sakura Gakuin hiatus when?

Rau was there with Han
https://twitter.com/iidaraura/status/712284608306360321?lang=en

>>14959709

Ooga could become part of Fudanjuku, no need to retire

Told yall, ahahah.

I said the 3 talent-less graduates would fade away but I didn't think it would be this abrupt.

Oogafag on suicide watch.

mfw the lone Oogafag in here has been sirawesomescakes all along

>>14959785
>but I didn't think it would be this abrupt
explain

>>14959563

Maybe they thought that after all the babymetals left that it wasn't worth the effort anymore?

>>14959788
https://www.reddit.com/r/SakuraGakuin/comments/4bh27y/all_3_graduates_taking_a_break_from_the/

Graduation is on Sunday. Today's show was a standing live before graduation.

>>14959794

Better than being a tower in the path of Su Airlines tbqh

>>14959794
delete this

>>14959785
So is this considered "meme magic" ?

I'm not mememagicfag so i don't know.

>>14959805
why is SU always so happy bros?

>>14959805
agree

>feelsayamiman :(

>>14959819
10 minutes of walking outside the metallica cage every day, that's when they do pictures.

>>14959819
because she's always winning.

>>14959825
Don't let the butthurt cloud your mind anon.

>>14959794
>Expected Ooga to storm the music industry, since she's easily one of the best singer amongst all the current and previous members :(

delulu oogafags

>>14959832
>negation

>>14959842
>delusion

That whole Metallica cage thing is funny and all but we know what really happened.

After their set they went to go watch BMTH and right after BMTH Metallica came on. So that what? like 3-4 hours of just standing there after they had already performed.
They were so tired of standing up they sat down and the result was those behind the cages pictures.

Still tho, I don't think they like Metallica, maybe Su like 2-3 songs but thats about it. Yui and Moa give no fucks.

>>14959843
>negation again

>>14959845
>r/autism r/overload

>>14959844
people do stand +10hours to see their favorite band senpai

>>14959845
> you hang up

> no you hang up

>>14959833
lel

>I'm so impossibly upset. :( Come back soon Ooga. I need you. How can I support you if you're gone? Is this how the Ayami fans feel? Is this what that pain is?

>>14959850
People don't perform live tho.

So Ooga in the school cage now?

>>14959850
not after dancing the way Yui and Moa do. I couldn't even do that shit for 10 minutes.

>>14959854
neither get special treatment, id say is more of a thing you love or not, needless to say their feelings about watching metallica

>>14959856
or gettin pregnant by an exec
nene

>>14959825
They can't even stretch their legs, someone kill Koba

>>14959825
Why is Moa holding the cage like a monkey tho?

>>14959819
because

>>14958524
>>14958524
>>14958524
>>14958524
>>14958524
>>14958524

Time for a Oogulpa maybe?

>>14959949

Ooga is high maintenance in dreams. I won't forget the time she got kidnapped by bandits and Su and I had to go rescue her...

Hassle! Dreams should be comfy and fun...

>>14959732
His wish came true, they are as successful as Ayami

>>14959857
exercise senpai

>>14959291
Possibly, but even hardcore fukei are going to be beta and lacking the confidence to quit work early or disrespect their boss. The Japanese being very honest people and all.

>not just people who like lolis after work.
Surely the truest fukei is the 9 till 6 salaryman with no gf, living alone or with parents.

The economics of the idol business must revolve around this type of salaryman. They need idols the most or life would be total misery. They put up with Japan's ridiculous work ethic, probably living alone in a big city. They have emotional needs which idol worship can provide (sort of) and in return lots of dispensable income to buy all three editions of essentially the same album and a ton of merch.

In a way idols are a commodity as much as a form of artistic expression. The whole fukei thing in SG is a stroke of genius.

>>14960101
Indeed
https://www.reddit.com/r/BABYMETAL/comments/49z896/how_many_copies_of_metal_resistance_did_you/

Whoafags on whoa watch, again.

>The first thing that becomes apparent with the opening (and title) track “Metal Resistance” is if you like big dual guitar melodies and rhythms which are very Dragonforce influenced, you should like this even if the J-Pop style vocals turn you off somewhat. This track seems to rely on non-lexical vocals for a considerable amount of its duration, performed by the three stars of the group, vocalists

>>14960005
My only dream of Ooga I was an I.T guy and had to fix her computer.

Still comfy though and I got really close to her

b-but dad rock was only a meme, k-koba is not doing music for the masses

>Pop-influenced techno noises mixed with hard rock is the name of the game when it comes to the third track “Yava!” which is noticeably less “heavy” than what has come before it. Admittedly, it is important that records like this incorporate musicality that can appeal to the average listener instead of the die-hard Deeds of Flesh fan but at the same time the level of innocent niceness before the song really explodes, and you will recognise when it does, is quite disappointing

3月27日開催「The Road to Graduation 2015 Final 　～さくら学院 2015年度　卒業～」

Get ready for the final. Ayami group pic and all.

>>14960146
>“Awadama Fever” opens with a series of incredibly distorted noises that would sound out of place on a Nine Inch Nails record, but this doesn’t last for long before the traditional vocalism and instrumentation that has come to define the band over the last couple of years emerges and presents itself front and centre for the listener. This is definitely one of the album’s more commercially accessible tracks, in spite of its industrial rock nature that is consistently roaring along behind the scenes and behind the J-Pop singing

>>14959833
wtf. how delusional is that faggot.

i would rank them

1. Su

2. Ayami

3. Hana

4. Marina

5. Hinata

6. Raura

7. Aiko

8. Moa

9. Ooga

10. Yui

>While the trio of girls have undoubtedly become the group’s image and definite selling point when it comes to marketing the act, please do not be distracted by this and judge what is most important – the music
baka

>>14960134
>>14960146
>you should like this
Already do.
>even if the J-Pop style vocals
Reason to like it even more.

>instead of the die-hard Deeds of Flesh fan but at the same time
I have noticed that the harshest critics, here or anywhere, often think every Babymetal track needs to be compared to death metal. If it's not trying to be death metal, it's not trying to be death metal, it's pointless to compare.

>>14960134
>>14960146
There goes hope of it being confined to one song.

Its not unusual for metal bands to have one radio-friendly track per album but its looking more than that with ror.

>>14960187
>Track 10 on the record is entitled “No Rain No Rainbow”, which is a phrase everyone can relate with. Musically however, the track opens with a piano section with string arrangements and soft vocals over the top of it, allowing for quite an ethereal and peaceful experience. It appears that this is the record’s power ballad, which is hardly a surprise since most metal records nowadays particularly in the mainstream side of the genre tend to have at least one to increase commercial appeal

>>14959794
All that the we can hope for, our last chance, is an Ooga twitaa

>>14959850
>>14959844

They were being culturally enriched by Koba, both with Metallica and BMTH. They don't like Metal.

>>14959865
Exactly, you would think that he would get them some VIP seating after they made him money all day long.

>>14959876

>>14960198
>It appears that this is the record’s power ballad

Wait until he gets to track 12 then

>>14960198
>averagebritbong.jpg

>>14960241
>The album’s second-last song is called “Tales of the Destinies”. Right from the beginning, it’s quite the contradiction to the previous track on Metal Resistance with some guitar, drum and piano work that borderlines on dazzling. How these musicians are not more praised for their contributions to Babymetal is really saddening to me. However, when it comes to the three focus points of Su-Metal, Yuimetal and Moametal, their vocals are very strong on this song which is relieving because it means that the whole band is contributing positively. The album closer, entitled “The One”, is the only track on the album sung in English, which surprised me when the vocals started as I assumed the entire album would be sung in the band’s native Japanese. Aside from this, the track does serve well as a suitable album closer due to the general tempo and the mood, as you can feel things gradually hitting a conclusion which is what is needed when it comes to a really memorable closing track on a record.

>>14957267
Just when Ooga was starting to get cute. Seriously, Oogafags only started appearing like in the last month or so and now she is retiring.

You took the oogly-duckling for granted for five years. Now that she is blossoming into a fine young swan she turned her back on you all.

Well played Ooga.

"I felt revitalized after seeing Soyo's huge grin.
Kano was incredibly cute as she grabbed my hand the moment I entered the dressing room.
Marin said "Hana-chan! It's been a while, but thanks for the thing at the Perfume concert" [I lack context for this], it was kinda funny. [?]
I chatted with Maaya while touching noses
Momoko has a small face, she has great style, and her dancing is amazingly thorough.
Megu said "Hana-chan HUUUUGS!" and I died from cuteness.
Aiko said "Megu, stop with the burikko" after seeing that (but it was Aiko who came to hug me first lol)
After realizing we were contemporaries in amuse we were like "WHOA" with Mirena
[have no idea what she's saying about Sara]
Shirai suddenly burst into tears
Ooga, despite being child-like [?] primly said "Thanks"
Loving Rinon cried after meeting with Hana
Everyone was really cute!"

>>14960261
>not even April 1st
>user rating 9.3

>>14960277
fucking hate Aiko

>>14960289
>not even April 1st
>/bmsg/ rating 0.3

>>14960289
Thanks again Missingreel.

>>14960300
reddit gold for this post.

>>14960300
>0.3
proofs proofs

>>14960261
>the closing track is extremely suitable as a closing track, because the song has a beginning and an end, just like how the album has a beginning and an end!

LOL
O
L

What a blatant obvious paid reviewer, he's desperately trying to sugar-coat everything

>>14960315
Who are you quoting? Because it's not him.

>>14960300
We've already heard half the songs thanks to leaks and BluRays and limited edition CDs, unlike all the resistors who get banned if they share a 240p dailymotion link

I have an idea guys.

We can use strawpoll for two important things:

1. Have every potential SG trransfer-in candidate where we can choose our favorites. We'll have the three top candidates officially approved by /bmsg/ to join SG come this summer.

2. Have a Babymetal - Metal Resistance rating poll. There will be 10 options, 1-10. Once we've gathered all the votes we can find the mean/median scores.

>>14960331
Don't be cheeky senpai, I was just repeating what he was saying in my own words

He literally said:

>Aside from this, the track does serve well as a suitable album closer due to the general tempo and the mood, as you can feel things gradually hitting a conclusion which is what is needed when it comes to a really memorable closing track on a record.

As opposed to all of those closing tracks on records that are eternal and never-ending and never hit a conclusion, those are really pesky.

>>14960261
>>14960315
whoas on the starto lalas on the endo

thanks kobama

>>14960341
2. https://strawpoll.me/7154930

>>14960343
He's saying that it fits as a good closing track, as opposed to being an opener or in the middle somewhere.

>>14960198
>It appears that this is the record’s power ballad, which is hardly a surprise since most metal records nowadays particularly in the mainstream side of the genre tend to have at least one to increase commercial appeal

Bands have been putting power ballads in their album since the 80's, This guy has any notion of what he is talking about?

>Jack is an album and gig reviewer for Metal Wani, who currently studies Journalism & Media at Coventry University.

No he does not, he still just a student. Which mean he has as much credit to rate an album as anyone else

>>14960362
>Bands have been putting power ballads in their album since the 80's
because...?

>the average person has the same hierarchy that an science student
ehhh, i will give you some credit since reviewing is always subjective no matter of the blazons, he gave a positive rate at the end, you can't claim that he's being WHITOO with those specific critics

>>14960359
>a good

Not even he says it's "suitable".

>>14960362
I think he was confusing power ballads with recent commercial appeal, because power ballads haven't really been a mainstream selling points in decades. He doesn't even know that it's a tribute to X Japan's Endless Rain.