/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Princess carry the Lilim!

>>14939197

>marrying an alp

That'll teach 'em to not refuse polygamy.

>>14939220
Well hello!

Mice can be mature too!

>this is what monstergirls get into serious competition for

>>14939229
>shutterstock
At least put some effort into it, Anon.

Reminder that there is nothing wrong with fucking your Monster Girl Sister!

If you don't, they'll get pouty!

>>14939231
>tail
Even during red tide, she can't resist.

>>14939231
>fucking your sister
You teach the brat her place by fucking your waifu so hard everyone in the house can hear.

>>14939237
>You teach the brat her place by fucking your waifu so hard everyone in the house can hear.
But she is your waifu!

>>14939237
>brat
>not having an onee-san
>not making her your waifu
Wait, is the waifu in this case your onee-san?

>>14939228
This is an image of a mouse clinging to the back of a dullahan like one of those headless photo props.

>>14939229
>not skellyington hunter master race

>>14939242
This makes way too much sense.

If anyone has any ideas, please give them to me. Here's the current list of the characters I've got going for the Dragoon story.

http://pastebin.com/MqYubPDN

>>14939239
>>14939241
>fucking your imouto or onee-san
Shamefur display.

>>14939231
I want to fuck my lonely manticore imouto. Adult imouto of course, they're underrated.

>>14939246
>Not fucking your waifu
Filled with disgust.

>>14939220
Ah, Nancy the fairy.
http://i.imgur.com/s9jZaoV.jpg

Can it really fit inside her though?

>>14939246
Onee-sans were made for raping their little brothers though

>>14939249
>your waifu is your sibling
A colon full of mermaid eggs for you.

>>14939248
But do you know how many jumbo hot dogs she's put in that tailpussy anon? Do you?
And do you know what she's done with them when she's done?
Haven't you wondered why she always saved you a special dog on the grill?

>>14939248
She looks so lonely. And look at that tailpussy, the inner petals so stiff and rigid looking. She's probably never used it.

What a nerd

>>14939250
The demi-fiend's dilemma.

>>14939229
14 minutes left, Anon.

>>14939260
Eh. might as well do it before I forget.

>>14939254
>You will never eat out your imouto's unused tail pussy
It hurts.

>Draw a girl with accessories
>Call it a monstergirl

>>14939245
Pwetty pwease?

>>14939265
>You will never tie a string of cans to your toddler imouto's tailpussy and watch her run around the yard in utter childish bliss

>>14939229
I'd say that the larger MGs would, indeed, love having a partner that wouldn't feel too small in their hands/arms... but not at the cost of good health. Let your health go wrong and Wight will make right. She'll just kill you on the spot if it's that bad. Might as well give you a new body! Also please delete soon

>>14939261
Thank you kindly. An amusing topic that I wish you'd have described in the post itself, but... Hindsight is 20/20

>>14939270
Maybe if you stop farming and show up for a fucking teamfight. We're 40 minutes in, holy shit.

>>14939274
It's not like MAMONO MANA can't fix it anyways.

Touch the crazy cow! Don't mind the chainsaw.

>>14939273
>not attaching it by pushing it in
I'm almost surprised it didn't go there. Good man.

>>14939276
What?

>>14939278
Of all characters SHE is the one that's based on the cow. Cute, certainly... but why? So small.

>>14939280
That's a genderbent Nasus from LoL.

Reminder that monoeyes are ugly and deserve to be bashed.

>>14939280
He's probably referring to Susan.

>>14939285
Nigga all draphs are funsize.

>>14939246
>Not wanting your onee-san to teach you about women
>Not wanting to end being her husbando
You disgust me.

>>14939288
She's an Anubis to me. Don't know what a Nasus is.

>>14939293
>draph
Do elaborate.

>>14939277
I TOTALLY FORGOT!
No. Really. I don't hate the concept.
This isn't sarcasm. I just... forgot about it.

>>14939294
That girl has some big egg sacs.

>>14939298
Elaborate on what?

>>14939294
>fucking your siblings
>not going out into the world
On that note, what's the best girl to take on an exploration?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGslhDb_NOo

>>14939308
What exactly is a draph...?

>>14939289
Please delete within the 21 minutes remaining. Try again later. It's too early for this stuff man.

>>14939276
>People still don't realise Nasus is a mid game beast
>People don't realise her late game sucks more than a succubus
No wonder she has a bad reputation.

>>14939310
>Not going out into the world with your nee-san

>>14939320
Gay.

>>14939278
Chainsaws work hard. Don't neglect your chainsaw. Take your chainsaw to the sauna with you. It'll turn into an MG itself otherwise.

>>14939318
None of my friends play him, but I'll try to pass this tip on. Should make things all the more exciting. Besides, we now have more incentive to go for S-rank.

>>14939296
>Don't know what a Nasus is
An Anubis.

>>14939312
Shortstack cowgirls and bara cowmen from Granblue Fantasy.

It's got a whole fuckton of monster girls, but they're just divided into two types (with one or two exceptions); elunes (pic related) and draphs (pictured before).

>>14939328
Then what is even the point?

>>14939331
The point of what?

>>14939278
A cow driven crazy, you say...?

>>14939335
It's an Anubis, what's the point of pointing out that it's something that's an Anubis?

>>14939321
No you.

>>14939329
Socie! So that's what they're named, interesting. I have some etymology to look up then.

>>14939339
It's a very specific Anubis and said pointing out made reference to those specifics. If you post r34 of a character most people will assume you know enough about the character to catch such references. It happens quite a lot. Not that guy btw.

>all these images getting burned up right away
Oh bother.

>>14939350
Well all I saw was an Anubis, I have no idea about any of this other nonsense and I fully intend to forget about it over the weekend.

>>14939351
Stop being a weenie, images are always quicker at the start of a thread.

>>14939235
>red tide
Imagine her being so skilled with her tail that she can change her tampon without having to get up, provided the box is in reach of course.

>>14939353
I'll remind you. I'll never let you forget, Anon.
What were we talking about?

>>14939357
I don't like where this is going.

>>14939367
You were going to give me ideas for my story? I'd like one more character for each team?

>>14939367
Nowhere else, really. The only other place you could carry that is the unique way she could push/pull aside whatever was in the way if she was trying to invite you inside when she's in the mood. It'd be pretty sexy, seeing her invite you with such a deceptively simple motion, no?

Would you let a rich monster girl buy you for a very large sum of money?

>>14939391
Buy me for what?

>>14939391

No

>>14939391
But if she buys me, doesn't she get her money back by default?

>>14939391
But this isn't beauty, truth or love.

>>14939391
Who's selling me? My parents? Why don't they love me anymore? What did I do wrong? Why is this happening? Can you tell me why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?

>>14939391
What monster girl is it?

>>14939403
Hush now, no more words, only cunnilingus.

>>14939393
You don't need to know

>>14939396
You'd keep all of your assets, but everything else, including your freedom, would be hers

>>14939408
Tanuki, Dragon, Vampire, Wight, Pharaoh, etc.. Pretty much any monster girl who cares about money and/or wealth

>>14939391
What sort of hideously rich monster would have any interest in me?

>Succuvirus will never crack tackle your system with a hug after your Wifu-Network comes back online, demanding to know why you went offline

>>14939419
>You'd keep all your assets
But if she owns me, I can't bloody use them now can I?
How about I just sell all I own, give the money to the homeless shelter and let her own me for free?
>>14939426
>ARE YOU HAVING AN AFFAIR?
>It's Windows 10, isn't it?
>She's listening to us right now, is that it?
>You can't talk freely?

>>14939391
Yes. And I'd sneak into her lich adviser's room to ask for investment advice so I can safely invest the money I get so I don't have to rely on the waifu to buy me entertainment.

what does the average monster girl slayer look like /jp/? What equipment do they use?

>>14939426
>Implying she wouldn't keep you company while your internet is down
If anything, she'd freak out about blackouts

>>14939426
"I can explain! I just wanted to set up some mobile devices so you could come with me throughout the house, and not just be stuck in that tower!"

>>14939431
Handsome young men who enjoy jolly cooperation and friendly rivalry with other handsome young men, both on and off the battlefield.
I'm not revealing the secrets of my Hell Log for a wicked soul like you

>>14939431
The average monster girl slayer looks like a sword. The wielder of said slayer, on the other hand...

>>14939429
>But if she owns me, I can't bloody use them now can I?
If you beg her enough she might let you free for an hour or two
It sounds like a good deal to me

>>14939403
Your parents were killed in a Zamboni accident.
You were raised by your Lamia onee-san who dropped out of high school to get a job to support you.
Unfortunately the bills piled up and now she is in a huge amount of debt.
The Loan Shark (a shark girl who gives people high-interest loans) has been pressuring her into selling you to her in exchange for canceling her debt and giving her enough money to pay off what else she owes plus a little extra.
Your onee-san has refused to sell you but she's running out of options and things are getting bad. She tries to hide it from you but you've caught her crying a few times and the Shark's minions have started hassling you after school.
Because there are cinnamon and sugar swirls in every bite.

>>14939431
Like a top-naked rape machine. Driven by the guilt and shame of failing to find a husband, MG slayers strip themselves of all clothing and swear an oath to find a husband in battle or die trying.

>>14939391
Jesus, no. That's beyond shallow. If we're to make a bond let it be meaningful and intimate, like good old catch'n'rape in the woods at spring.

>>14939431

>>14939419
>You don't need to know
I do, though. I will say yes anyway, what could go wrong?

>>14939453
Don't underestimate wizards, they manage to stay virgins for 30 years in a world with aggressive, horny women with incredibly low standards.

>>14939248
>Have lonely Manticore imouto
>Be reading, she puts her mane on your head in a show of affection
>Gets depressed when you tell her that you're trying to focus on the book and don't want to end up smelling like her
>She gives you cheek rubs when she sneaks into your bed at night, using you like a living daki during thunderstorms
>Even gives your knuckles and cheeks tailpussy kisses
>Tell her that it's weird, even for a monster to be a bro-con
>Eventually she hits her breaking point and fucks herself pregnant on your cock, biting and scratching you in a feral, baby-making frenzy
>Your parents don't even seem to mind so long as they get a granchild or two out of it

>>14939391
>A very large sum of money

Please. I'm not even worth a tenth of whatever she's willing to pay

>>14939468
>Tell her that it's weird, even for a monster to be a bro-con
Don't lie to your sister man, not cool

>>14939329
An entire race of mousegirl sized balls of handholds.
Truly wonderful.
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2226040

>>14939478
That must be a heavily pressurized, time-dilated magma golem under a glamour, because she's making me DIAMONDS.

>>14939478
Noice.
Isn't this technically NSFW?

>>14939481
You're right. Technically every square inch of surface on a slime girl can be a vagina.

>"Well well well, what have we here?"

>>14939478
Is there a better face than the fellatio-imminent face?
I don't think so.

>>14939488

>>14939318
Oh hey, that's my irl senpai's work.

I wouldn't be a drawfag if it weren't for him.

>>14939488
this is erotic until you realize she's saying this with that face, and therefore she must sound like an absolute retard

try speaking in complete sentences with your mouth open just like hers

>>14939391
Depends if I like her or not.
Or if she is just nice and treats me well.

>>14939487
That's a good question, What do we have here. Like, what the hell are you?

>>14939503
You know nam? That's awesome. Are they fun to play with?

I want to tenderly bully my Holst senpai

>>14939511
what is fun to play with?

>>14939523
I mean, they draw a lot of LoL fanart related to them playing top lane and jungle, and of being at least gold rated. So presumably they enjoy the game.
I was wondering if NAM was a good person to game alongside.

>>14939508
Anon, she's the boogie woman. And if you aren't shaking, then there's something very wrong.

>>14939529
Unfortunately we play at different servers. I'm on SEA and he's on Taiwan.

I used to talk a lot with him on Plurk though. He's a mid-top-jungler person. Rarely touches adc/support.

>>14939498
Repliforce did nothing wrong.

>>14939531
>And if you aren't shaking, then there's something very wrong.
Very wrong good or very wrong bad?

How big is too big for a fairy until they're just a girl with tearable wings?

>>14939487
Sorry, miss, but I'm already seeing someone - or is it that they're seeing me? I'm not sure how that works when her eyes are in her hands...

Here's a cute drawing idea:
A Basilisk, wearing coke-bottle glasses.

>>14939553
uh, ya mess up there?

>>14939541
Titanias are faeries aren't they?
>>14939553
How about Basilisk with a seeing eye dog?

>>14939555
No.
I want to see it.

>yandere lich trying to kill you to resurrect you in a body that will make her 100% dependant on her
>yandere wight who uses her wealth and status to make you hers
>yandere vampire who's waited for centuries for her perfect husband, who is coincidentally you

I just want a yandere senpai

>>14939537
The "This might be the last time you hear the boogie song" wrong.

>>14939391
It's no good to lie, she should just be upfront about wanting to sell my organs on the blackmarket then I'd be able to sell myself knowing I helped out a few others plus any family members that got my money.

>>14939561
I've seen what comes next.
There are not enough words to describe the extent of my DO NOT WANT.

>>14939559
Shirohebis and Apophis are yandere by default.

I love Apophis so much

>>14939568
How much?

>>14939571
I would kill to be with her

>>14939568
>tfw no aphophis senpai who stalks you everyday and rapes you in your sleep
>she'll never pretend to be the kind caring onee-san type helping you with everything
>she'll never make you become completely dependant on her
>you'll never be confessed by her only to say that you like another girl
>she will never snap
>she will never lock you up in the basement taking care of all your needs 24/7
>never allowing you to get out or see anything else other than her

>>14939561
You know, if it's she's that dose it... I'm almost ok with it.

>>14939468
>She gives you cheek rubs when she sneaks into your bed at night, using you like a living daki during thunderstorms
I think I'd give in right here and cuddlefuck her. I'm a weak, weak man.

>>14939579
>Implying I would ever like another girl having an onee-san Apophis

>>14939629
My onee-san is better than your onee-san.

>>14939568
>I want to move in next door to an apophis!
>I want her to be awkward and a little twitchy, but cute!
>I want her to come by my door a few days late, offering some fresh fruit as a welcoming gift!
>I want it to be somewhat half-hearted, only a couple bananas and an apple!
>I want it to be incredibly obvious that the fruit has been dosed with her venom!
>I want to point it out as such, then watch her cringe at the obviousness!
>I want to reach into the basket, and pull out an apple with two obvious fang marks!
>I want to look her in the eyes as I bite into the apple over the injection point!
>I want her to watch me eat the entire basket of envenomed fruit!
>I want the blush on her face to grow visibly luminescent the entire time as she realizes what I'm doing!
>I want to finish off by teasing her, implying she might want to make sure she used enough!

>>14939633
U lookin' for a fight m8?

>>14939533
Shut up Iris, they did everything wrong

>>14939559
Monstergirls are a little yandere by nature.

>>14939638
My onee-san can protect my smile 20% more efficiently than your onee-san can!

>>14939642
Your onee-san is a slut, she's an onee-san for more than one otouto!

>>14939652
No, I'm her only otouto! Your onee-san is a NEET, and lazy! NEETs can't protect their otouto's smiles!

>>14939652
>slut
This is an insult for a monstergirl how?

>>14939653
Wouldn't a NEEt onee-san have nothing better to do than protect her otouto's smile? It seems like she would be very efficient at it.

>>14939653
>NEETs can't protect their otouto's smiles!
This is where you're wrong. Protecting a smile is about being there for the brother and comforting him but ultimately letting him deal with his problems as a man.

She can do that at home with hugs and affection while building his confidence. Which is why Yetis are the best NEET onee-sans.

>>14939658
>>14939659
She's flabby! And she makes her otouto work to support the two of them!

>>14939664
Sounds like a character building experience. He should thank her.

>>14939653
I bet your onee-san can't even protect your smile and that's why you're so mad! I bet she's something like a Kobold or a Monoeye, and not a big strong girl!

Hey guys, have you ever considered the thought of smug loli onee-sans?

>>14939665
No! The otouto is the househusband, while the onee-san provides and protects him!

>>14939669
Wrong! My onee-san is tough, and cool, and smart, and beautiful, and the best!

>>14939673
>loli onee-sans
Get this filth out of here.

>>14939673
>smug loli onee-sans
I'm not sure what I think of this.

>>14939673
Loli onee-sans and adult imoutos are both great.
>Getting lap pillows, ear cleaning and home cooked meals from your loli onee-san
>Spoiling your adult imouto with head pats and she still climbs into bed with you when there's lightning or she has a bad dream

>>14939691
So are these lolis in body but older than the otouto or do you have to be a shota to participate?

>>14939694
Loli is a body type too, so the former.

>>14939694
Perma-loli races work well for this. Like a devil with a good 5-7 years on you but still has a youthful appearance.

Loli onee-sans make the best housewives.

Plus, you can have lolidom without definitely having to get one of the rapey species.

>>14939710

>>14939713
Yes, exactly.

>>14939713
Fitting and cute. Why can't my life be like this?

>>14939710
>lolidom
Get out.

>>14939713
That's adoreble.

Excuse me, but are you aware of the presence of Sabbath in this very community?
That's trouble my friends, we've surely got trouble right here in Monster Girl City!
I'm a lover of Monsters, and mighty proud to say, it yes always mighty proud to say it, but big girls turning into little girls leads to the depths of degradation!
Have you noticed certain words creeping into your daughteru's vocabulary? Words like "onii-chan", or "ochinchin"?
Oh we've surely got trouble, trouble with lolis! We must find a way to keep our girls out of the Sababth!

>>14939737
What's wrong with loving onii-chan's ochinchin?

>>14939737
one of us

>>14939742
Ohmygodtheresonerightherewhatdoidowhatdoido?!

>>14939713
I want this with a loli Lich, only she levitates rather than stands on something.

>>14939737
Monorail!

>>14939748
You must slay the loli with your dick.

>>14939748
Calm down Alp, you'll break a nail.

Uh oh! Your Monster Girl waifu has started putting on weight and needs to burn it off! Thankfully, she's ordered a quick-fix Wonderland potion to fix it! However, it seems the when she drinks it, it has an unexpected effect... (Roll a D6)

https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm

1 - She's turned into cute little loli! Flat chest, short height, a frilly loli dress even magically appeared on her!

2 - She's turned into raw muscle! Seriously, you could crack coconuts on her arms.

3 - She loses the weight, but her skin turns into a dark brown, as she has the indescribable urge to wear school girl clothes and lots of make up and bracelets!

4 - She's back to her normal size, but her breasts keep growing. And growing. They're now 4 times their original size!

5 - She loses some of the weight, but stays on the chubby side. And now she needs glasses, and acts like a weird NEET hikki girl.

6 - She gains a few more pounds, and now her weight is twice as hard to lose. Hopefully this teaches her a valuable lesson about taking "the easy way out".

So, what happens to your waifu when she drinks the Wonderland potion, and how do you deal with it?

>>14939737
But she said that I'm her onii-chan and that she loves me. How am I supposed to fight that?

>>14939760
>4
Well my waifu was always a bit flat on account of my preferences, so now she's got tits to match her ass, I guess.

>>14939760
>1
Having a loli lich doing experiments on me is going to feel weird.

>>14939760
>1
neat!

>>14939760
>Hellhound
>Rolled a 1
I'm going to laugh at her and give me head pats. Being able to tease her for once is worth getting raped by someone half my size.

>>14939748

>>14939788
God, I love that pic.

>>14939790
>be human soldier
>not an orderite
>not a worshipper of Illias
>just a man defending his home
>I feel no hatred for these girls, but I don't want my home to turn into an orgy zone of eternal night and animals-turned furries like it's described in the world guides
>I need more alcohol

>>14939760
>roll 1d6 = 4
>Ushi-Oni
SUPREMELY BUSTY USHI-ONI

Well, at least now she lives up to both sides of her species' name...

>>14939804
It's honestly my favourite Hellhound image. It'd be nice to have some colour on it but it's pretty much perfect as it is.

>>14939553
Basilisk doing space-ripper stingy eyes.

>>14939831
yes, quicksilver's Hellhound story/ies is probably the only decent thing he's ever done.

>>14939813
>be human soldier
>4 years in the trenches
>just another mission, they said
>you can go back home after this they said
>what could go wrong with it, it's routine and you've all been at it for so long
>Jenkins says he's got a bad feeling about it though
>sarge says he's always got a bad feeling about something
>Steve is quiet though
>real quiet
>ever since he got a letter from his girl
>wonder what it said

I WANT TO RUB JINKO BALM ON A HELLHOUND'S THIGHS, SHOULDERS, BUTT, AND BACK AFTER SHE COMPLAINS ABOUT BEING SORE FROM SOME SORT OF PHYSICAL ACTIVITY!!!

>>14939843
anon that stuff is real smelly...

>>14939760
>Yeti
>3
But she's already brown!

>>14939839
It's my favourite thing he's done but it's not like none of his other stuff is readable.

Most of his non-loli stuff is pretty nice but he has a bad habit of making his girls too young with the exception of Tai and Tia.

>>14939843
>jinko
I wonder what a Sabor jinko would be like.

>>14939847
How dark can you imagine her?

>>14939848
>he has a bad habit of making his girls too young
I agree with this. Even though I do understand that monsters may mature faster than humans it's just too much for me.

>>14939850
pointy

>>14939857
She'd probably eat other monstergirls and human women to remove competition.

>>14939850
If I remember my Tarzan, Sabor means female lion, what kind of Jinko would that be?

>>14939748
It's allright, it's a doppelganger masquerading as your kid. You need to take her to the store and buy her some "cake".

>>14939871
A very toothy tiger.

>>14939760
>She's turned into raw muscle! Seriously, you could crack coconuts on her arms.
Noooooice

>>14939880
No, seriously. Female lion. That's what the word meant. I have no idea why the Disney version called a leopard Sabor.

>>14939888
Because jungle, anon.

>>14939877
But the cake is a lie, you young whippersnapper.

>>14939760
>super oppai waifu
Okay I guess.

>>14939893
Please fuck off.

>>14939892
Kreegah Tarzan bundolo!

>>14939896
Make me. :P

>>14939893

>>14939896
He feeds on your attention. Just ignore him.

>>14939896
What's the matter anon?

>>14939900
Pinkeye?

It's high time for thigh time.

HOW IS THERE NOT A LEPRECHAUN GIRL YET?

>>14939928
>no plump wight butt to ravage

>>14939931
>After me lucky charms, boyo?
Not sure if want.

>>14939931
Would they be shortstack ginger Elves?

>>14939788
>Being able to tease her for once is worth getting raped by someone half my size.
>not telling loli hellhounds to bend over

>>14939931
If dwarves were anything to go by I don't want to see him ruin leprechauns.

Seriously, dwarf should have been a shortstack.

>>14939760
>Suddenly ganguro kikimora
My dick says yes, but my heart is crying.

>>14939928
It's always thigh time.

>>14939928
What do ghost hands feel like?

>>14939956
Ectoplasm.

>>14939956
A warm ethereal onahole.

>>14939963
What does ectoplasm taste like? Can I use it to lube her up?

>>14939966
Using it as lube is like spreading Miracle Whip on Mayo. Tastes the same too.

>>14939956
Bags of ghost sand.

>>14939760
>muscular Flowkelp
That sounds interesting,a muscular plant girl who love to hug and cuddle. wonder if that means she's now scare to hug me, and how would her now muscular kelp feel wrapped around me?

>>14939973
She could lift you up and deepthroat your cock with ease.

>>14939973
I'm not sure what "strong" kelp would look like, but from her description she's already got quite the grip. Hmm... perhaps she keeps quite the toned arms wrapped in her kelp.

Anyway, for your excellent taste in waifu enjoy this!

>>14939956
They don't really "feel" like anything. All you feel is the aftermath, the molten heat melting tension in your muscles away, the refreshing chill coursing through your nerves, the soft content it leaves in its wake, the heightened awareness and relaxation that settles in after a heavy front blew away the stormclouds and all you're left with is a pleasantly overcast day with air that smells of rain and electricity after the pressure has lifted.

The heat they stir in your spirit, the threads of stress anxiety and worry as they untangle and dissolve. An embrace like a chilled blanket, and the warmth you foster within.

>>14939966
Ectoplasm taste like hair gel, trust me on this one.

>>14939986
Ghost pls go

>>14939487
Is she the physical embodiment of Vegas or something?

>>14939985
Thanks that's a great pic right there and good taste to you as well, a toned Flowkelp who clings sweetly but also strongly as we cuddle one another. Flowkelp is my personal favorite girl along with the underrated tentacle girl, as both are cute as hell and great to cuddle with. that would feel great just having does two cling to me tightly as I cuddle them and give them head pats, seeing them blush in pure happiness.

>>14939760
>3
Could be worse I suppose

>>14939842
Be a buddy and ask what the letters about

Economics

>>14940030
>horns come off
Ruined

>>14939231
>layyy mayo chips
i chuckled

>>14940030
She's so soft and cuddly!

>>14940009
It sounds like such a fantasy that placing your hand atop one's head could cause such bliss, but reality says otherwise. Ahhh~

>>14940030
How to solve the economy in two easy steps:

Step 1
Gas the tanukis

Step 2
There is no step 2

>>14940030
>Fake horns
The demon waitress and dragon noble were nicer. Knight was best girl even if she was a human.

>>14940037
I have nothing to say against this. Spot on.

>>14940036
What about open borders, immigrant workers, and free trade?

Which MG is the fluffiest/bushiest and most prone to getting bullied because of it?

>>14940034
>>14940037
At least her LN design looks sharp even the animes gave me a thick girl fetish.

>>14940042
Jubjub.

>>14940041
Can't post that in a national socialist board.

inb4 janitor deletes everything

>>14940030
More big thick Monster Girls!

>>14940030
Basic Thuganomics

>>14940041
NO

WE'RE GOING TO BUILD A WALL

A BIG WALL

WE'RE GOING TO HAVE BORDERS AGAIN FOLKS

>>14940051
What's Trump's fav MG?

>>14940045
Jubjubs get bullied for everything, being a Jubjub must be suffering.

It's not their fault that their fetish is everything, the'y re just so horny!

>>14940052
Were-Lion.

Awoo is old and busted.

>>14940058
>Not a bald eagle pattern gryphon

>>14940050
That's a huge butt.

>>14940048
>more Loen chubshire never ever

>>14940052
Ilias

>>14940064
That too.

>>14939737
You're right, we need to counter this by getting a chapter of eros in here

>>14940065
Is that supposed to be bad?

>>14940052
I want to milk some fat wolfu tits.

>>14940094
In the name of America!

>>14940094
They want to milk you too.

>>14940035
Regardless of what situation, it's always blissful despite how simple it is. Plus, it's a great way to relieve stress and bond further with you lover, as you keep her close your heart and hands close to her head.

>>14940052
>not Oomukade
>not knowing the Don is a Nimble Navigator

>>14940098
>>14940102
But they aren't Holstaurs, so how can they produce milk at will?

>>14940124
Just induce lactation through normal means, or give them holst milk.
Then you'll have a touchy-feely, big-breasted wolfgirl who wants nothing more than to feel your mouth clamp down on her sweet, milky nipples as she pants with pleasure.

>>14940052
>>14940051
>>14940098
>>14940046
Get out of /jp/ crossie scum
No politics here

>>14940124
Well I guess you're going to just keep getting them pregnant. Have fun.

>>14940147
This isn't even the first time wall building was discussed here brohan.

>>14940147
Hey, fuck you buddy. Politics is a big deal.

>>14940050
I want a high school delinquent MG who is known to be scary, with a bad attitude to boot, but in reality is actually a really motherly person with a girlish heart who wants nothing more than to be a beloved housewife!!!

>>14940098
She looks comfy as fuck.

>>14940162
>Politics is a big deal.
Pffff
>>>/pol/

>>14940156
>>14940162
Get out of /jp/

I want to put my Kobold daughteru in her rubber straitjacket and hang her from the ceiling! I want to lovingly lick her exposed pussy while she and my waifu make out!

>>14940173
Write smut already you fuck.

I want to be Druella's secretary of state.

Reminder that monsters only have the thinnest of separation in their heads between sex and love and to think twice about going in for a quick lay because its probably not going to be that simple!

>>14940178
I've been too busy and sick to focus on writing anon, these little posts are all I have right now.

>>14940172

>>14940187
get 'em out

Is commissiong writefags a thing? Not that I'm interested but it seems like something someone could start up in order to make some quick easy cash.

>>14940184
So, Kobold daughteru smut soon?

>>14940173
That sounds like a awkward position...

>>14940187
She has to go back to my bed.

>>14940192
Maybe? I know I asked right when I started writing here purely out of curiosity, and people shot me down real fast. I'd be somewhat open to it though, maybe a goal like that would get me out of this funk.

I don't know man.

>>14940182
Complete non-sense, I'm gonna mating press a Shirohebi and after I'm done she will let me leave without any issues

>>14940050
>Basic Thuganomics
.she's untouchable bit she's forcing you to feel her

>>14940182
They still know there is a diffrens. If not, I'll teach them.

>>14940196
Probably not as soon as any of us hope. I really want to finish the thing I've been 'writing' for months now before I move on becasue if I don't it'll never happen. I want it to happen.

I also just started playing Tera because I have a computer that can actually run it now, so there's that.

>>14940197
It's more comfy than it looks anon, really! With her belly facing down and ropes holding her up and level in several places, it'll be like she's floating! Sure my waifu and I will need to kneel, but we're adults who can handle a little discomfort!

>>14940192
>Is commissiong writefags a thing?
No

>>14940217
>Probably not as soon as any of us hope.
Take your time. Alternatively, never do it at all
> I want it to happen.
Nah

>>14940192
I'm against writefags asking for commissions, but if you had a writefag in mind and an idea that you think they'd do well, by all means ask them.

>>14940227
Anon please, it's hard enough to even think about it without hating myself for being so lazy.

>>14940192
It is a thing, but it's never been done before here.
Just because of how people view the difference between writing and drawing, it's going to be very hard to convince anyone that it's worth paying for someone to write something.

I guess even if I were to do it, I wouldn't charge any more than $5, even if the story took several hours to write. That's just how people view it. They don't think it's worth it.

>>14940192
Some writefag tried it before and got massive amounts of shit from the thread. Can't remember who it was though.

>>14940217
>I want it to happen.
I have this fat-bottomed Lizardman greentext I want to expand into short smut for the sake of getting it off my chest. I don't care if it doesn't get any (you)'s in that regard.

>>14940239
It was Lantern. He didn't live that shit down for like a year.

>>14940248
That's right, I thought it was him but didn't want to say if I wasn't 100% sure.

>>14940245
Same, I don't care who sees it and it probably isn't even going on here, I just want it done and out of my brain.

>>14940207
Anon that position wouldnt even work, youd basically just be laying on top of each other vertically

>>14940052
The Lobo!

>>14940052
Any natural born, patriotic, MG in America.

>>14940256
>I just want it done and out of my brain.
I can relate. Pain in the ass when the fetishes just bottle up and your dick is like "Do this now!".

>>14940147
>Implying MGE isn't /pol/ magnet once you get past the lewd handholding

>>14940267
Exactly.

>>14940286
Still, its a shame to write something and get no feedback. Even if you can't post it here, see about somewhere else?

>>14940293
Maybe so, nowhere else gets me as much as this place though. That probably isn't saying much, but it means more than a lot of people think.

>>14940261
>You can't mating press Lamias

Alright, Lamias are shit

>>14940307
You're shit.

>>14940307
no

>>14940261
>Anon that position wouldnt even work

>Hold hips
>Her tail comes up your back to drape over your shoulder like a scarf before going back down your back
>thrust downwards
Totally feasible You forget how flexible snakes are

>>14940307
Not with that attitude you can't

>>14940307
>Lamias are shit
You are shit

>>14940307
Nope

>you will never be the battle priest for a tall, heavily armored hammer-toting musclegirl Salamander

I want to fuse a Kikimora with an Elin!

>>14939880
Why does the jinko maid?

I want to cut a Wurm-chan in half so I can have two Wurm-chans!

>>14940324
What's this strong, hammer-swinging salamander like, and why should I be her battle priest?

>Interactive, touch-sensitive voiced dakimakuras are now a thing

Oh boy.

>>14940335
Uh-oh.

Maybe I'll actually get one now.

Wait, who am I kidding? I'm dirt poor.

>>14940334
She's a lonely scarred war veteran that hasn't interacted with a man in her lifetime.

>>14940324
>musclegirl Salamander
she would have to be a trapped in a veal fattening pen for a couple months before id consider her.

>>14940329
They want a simpler life. Jinkos also look cute as fuck when they're dressed as maids.

>>14940329
Because she wants to look cute in a uniform.

>>14940340
I like chubby girls but feeders like you are repugnant.

>>14940342
yeah but I doubt they could efficiently do a number of a household chores with these big meaty paws.

>>14940340
Only so long as you take responsibility.

>>14940338
The interactive sensor part of it costs ¥14,800, so it's not actually that bad.

Now we just wait for Sora Amamiya to do a voice pack, so that Miiafag can buy every single one.

>>14940348
At least Jinkos can retract their claws.

>>14940342
>>14940344
What if a Hellhound maid? or a Mantis maid? or a Lilim maid?

>>14940355
No

>>14940355
Yes, yes, and yes.
All getting headpats and ]pregnant.

>>14940355
I'm trying to decide what makes less sense and sounds more disgusting in my mind between "hellhound maid" and "lilim maid".

>>14940339
Well, since she seems nice and friendly, I'll be her battle priest and help keep her in the best safe possibly. This also means making sure to keep her company and giving her cuddles when we rest at night, to make sure she feels happy as can be. Plus, I'll learn more about her as we adventure and discover why she cuddles me so tightly, for she wish to have a companion which I will be more than happy to fill the empty spot in her heart.

>>14940355
>Hellhound maid?
Imminent snusnu.
>Mantis maid?
Quiet morning sex.
>Lilim maid?
Kinky roleplay, probably something Deruella's into.

>>14940332

Was there any more from the battlekiki/Jinko maid greentext last thread? I had to work all night and fell asleep as soon as I got home.

>>14940307
>wanting to do anything with a lamia besides Missionary with lamia tail locking you, cow girl with lamia tail locking you, and reverse cowgirl with her wraping her tail around your upper body

>>14940307
They can mating press you though, and thats just as good

>>14940352
They better be 7 meter ones

I don't know if i can go back to a normal sized daki now that i know how comfy 7 meters of wife wrapped around you is

http://strawpoll.me/7115209

>>14940384
I like them all. But I wish Basilisks, Echidnas, Shirohebi's, and Medusas got more art.

>>14940382
Do you have the daughter one that's associated with this?

>>14940379
I'm not sure how I'd feel if a Lamia mating pressed me, it sounds humiliating that's for sure

>>14940384
I could write a thesis on why Basilisks are the best

>>14940384
>Implying I can decide

>>14940388
What we need is KC doing a new profile image for the old ones.

>>14940382
When are you going to customise your Miia daki with heated padding and a mechanism that gently contracts and constricts on command?

>>14940379
>tfw you will never get mating pressed by a horny monster girl
http://exhentai.org/s/6a944cfe0a/843635-192

>>14940393
>it sounds humiliating that's for sure
>humiliating
No it doesn't, it sounds hot.

>>14940384
I just can't say no to the grapist.

>>14940392
Here anon

>>14940397
That sounds really hard, and I'm really stupid

>>14940394
>Implying you can't
Do it, anon.

>>14940355
>Hellhound maid
An unpredictable maid who either sleeps on the job, rapes you during work hours or does the job she's supposed to depending on her mood that day.
>Mantis maid
A quiet maid who goes about her job in a way that means you barely notice her until she tells you it's dinner time.
>Lilim maid
A Lilim with a cosplay hobby who doesn't understand how maids work, she's really the master and has you preform tasks for her in a butler outfit.

>>14940399
>shota
I hate it when people throw their garbage onto the thread.

>>14940399
Is there a word for this? Because i want more and its hard to find

I got hard just by seeing a fairy in the OP, which immediately made me think about fairy onaholes.
I might have a self-control problem.

>>14940384
>no "Fuck all those stupid snakes" option
Shit poll.

>>14940415
I also hate when some throw their garbage opinion as well.

>>14940415
I posted it for the pose, shota is only there because thats the only example of that i have on hand

>>14940422
Indie please

>>14940423
Go easy on the salt, waiter.

>>14940384
Grapesnake > Basilisk > Medusa > Echidna > Shirohebi > Vanilla.

>>14940422
Calm down junior, they're just snakes, they're not going to harm you, they just want to marry you.

>>14940384
Where's the all option

>>14940431
>salt
Sorry I'm not the one who got mad because someone posted a link with a shota. I guess you're the same person who does this every time shota is mentioned.

>>14940415
Shota really is the worst.

>>14940426
Fair enough.

>>14940384
>>14940433
All Lamia varients >>>>>>>> all other shit MGs
prove me wrong faggots

>>14940433
What is she thinking about?

>>14940436
>Y-you're mad tho!
Well, you got boring quickly.

>>14940434
I won't marry them, they can't make me.

I want to be childhood friends with a tubby salamander that gets picked on for her weight and continue being friends until it turns out she's got the dire gene and becomes a nine foot tall brickhouse of muscle.

>>14940436
>I guess you're the same person
I'm not even him but there's plenty of people who hate shota, hell one posted right after you.

>>14940443
>prove me wrong

We don't have to, snakes are objectively low-tier.

>>14940416
>you will never live in a world with mgs
>they will never produce thousands of doujins where some hero is trapped and fucked silly by a monster
>they will never produce thousands of doujins where a human is saved from a bad home by a tender and loving monster

>>14940446
Sorry anon, were you expecting me to help you shitting up all over the thread?

>>14940404
I'm not really sure how you'd manage the constricting part beyond using a motor or servo system, but the heating part is pretty easy to manage.

Just look into buying a good cut of heated fabric, but even a couple of electric blankets will work. Considering the daki length, you might want to buy multiple, but with some duct tape, a cable stripper and a spool of the appropriate cabling, it's not even a ten minute job to extend the length of the switch for the blankets, if that's even necessary.
All in all the entire job would take less time than it probably takes you to wash the daki cover and restuff it.

Knowing how to perform your own electrical jobs and DIY is a vital, versatile and easily learned skill.

>>14939673
Have you ever considered ending yourself?

>>14940453
>not having her become a huge, strong fat brick house who's both soft and strong
This is what I would do, as it's the best of both worlds and allows for all sorts of cute scenarios. Like her being the greatest thing ever to cuddle, or seeing her just burst into gigantic flames the more you flatter her.

>>14939336

Oh my, a censor-less version available?

(Captcha is a heartless bastard now, making me click steak images to reply to cow girl art.)

>>14940462
>implying
Anon, the time for expectations has passed a long time ago.

>>14940456
>plenty
>hate
I doubt it. There's a difference between dislike and hate. Hell I dislike all the maid posting but you don't see me talking shit about it just because it's not my fetish.

Dragon butt.

>>14940469
http://i.imgur.com/oPIYtgDr.png

>>14940472
So you say, but I know better than to trust you faggolas.

>>14940468
>Start complementing her
>She cups her head in her hands and wiggles her hips in embarrassment, knocking down an innocent alice while the flames of her raging tail cause a nearby alraune to freak out in fear.
>She eventually just ends up picking you up and carrying you off to class with her.

Sounds nice, although I'm more feeling the straight muscle instead of the strong fat today, although that is a lovely thing.

>>14940479
Likewise?

>>14940478

Ah, even better, thanks!

W U R M
M A I D

>>14940476
Why just the butt, there's an entire dragon to love. like her ample bust, her strong arms and legs, her graceful wings, and her mighty tail. Not to mention that cute head you can pat all day long and beautiful eyes which put gemstones to shame, as you look long and deep into them.

>>14940476
Salamander butt.