/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>14928851
>>14928920
>>14928982
Kind tender loving Dragons.

Now stop dying when I'm playing Blade and Soul damn it.

>>14929022
It begins.

So, how about those small-chested bottom heavy girls?

Maids are olev.

...come to think of it, all monster girls are olev

>>14929028
Damn, those are some child-bearing hips. Also doggystyle or cowgirl hips, but mainly child-bearing.

>>14929030
>Matangos

Remember to headpat kittens daily to improve your health.

Ayyy /mgt/ long time no see. Battle Kiki complete, so pls vote for the next one pls.

http://strawpoll.me/7095519

Dat muscle shark girl.
so much unf

>>14929033
They deserve more love, if not pity. Can't blame them for the virus that infected them.

>>14929024
She's the best kind indeed, for she loves you for multiple reasons. She loves your heart, mind, personality, soul, and how much you love her for all the same reasons. She holds you close to her, so that she may never lose you or your heartbeat, for without you she would be very depressed. You give her life and energy, helping her to be the sweet heart who's the happiest girl in the world when she holds her lover close so that he too can hear the heartbeat she uses to show her love as well.

>>14929043
I just want to let you know that you're a really cool guy Snibako.
>them kiki tiddies
Oh baby.

>>14929040
I suppose. It's a good thing werecats are hypoallergenic.

>>14929043
Neato

>>14929043
Does the Kiki understand that this is a cleaning mission?

>>14929024
Do Wocks fit that criteria? I'd imagine that they'd get humpy like Jubjubs.

>>14929032
Yeah, loli Jack has hips.

>>14929032
Perfect on Liches, Barometz, and Wendigos.

>>14929060
Of course Anon. They're onee-sans. And Dragons too.

You don't want your Wock onee-san to lay her head on your chest to listen to her otouto's soft heartbeat, reminding her of the precious life she's vowed to protect in her claws?

>>14929067
Who's Jack? I can only think of one girl named Jack, and that girl is a little over-dressed to be her.

Havent been on these threads in like 7 months, what have i missed?

>>14929077
>intercrural + breast sucking with Wock onee-san
unf

>>14929083
http://typemoon.wikia.com/wiki/Assassin_of_Black

Loli jack the ripper.
Who is actually an amalgamation of all the dead orphans of industrial era Briton given form.

I want to be taken as a prisoner of war by the Canine Kingdom!
I want to be forced to go to the capital city with nothing to my name and suffer from a severe case of culture shock!
I want to bond with the soldier that captured me because she is the only thing familiar in a exotic place!

>>14929083
He's referring to the Assassin of Black.

>>14929043
>don't care for any of the options
Fuck, and I know what will be the top 3 too. so predictable knowing this place.

Daughter Play Dates!

>>14929043
Oops, forgot to mention I'll be calling it in a few hours. I might extend it to tomorrow morning if it's really close though.

>>14929055
>>14929053
I'm glad you guys like! N-no u.

>>14929056
She's trying to remember the basics of cqc.
close quarters cleaning

>>14929098
Wife Play Dates!

The Kitsune Empire has released one singular advertisement in an attempt to draw new men to their borders.

Did it work on you?

>>14929088
Ahh. Yeah, see, I've never done anything with the Fate/Stay series.

>>14929104
too good for the series

>>14929106
No problem.
Loli Jack isn't even from the main series.
She is 100% daughteru material though.

She would have made a great monster girl.
I miss her.

>>14929098
>>14929103
Which one is yours? How would your waifu get along with the other waifus?

>>14929104
Not yet, o they have any ads with non-loili kitsunes? Also can I know that going to their empire that i can walk around and not have to worry about being attacked?

We have entered an age of evolved heartboners! Stay fit for you are waifus, for she wants to listen to the beat of your existence!

>>14929098
>Gazer daughteru is still technically naked

>>14929104
They were so close to getting me, but it wasn't a CC Kitsune, so no sell.

>>14929103
Miia's hips are so well done.

>>14929116
Jabberfag must be pretty resilient to manage his wife and daughter's sharp claws.

>>14929125
>That artist
I know how this ends. Run boy. Run for your life.
Is this part of a new set? please say yes

>>14929022
>long tongue
Curse you OP, looks like it's time once again.
http://exhentai.org/g/494309/e6b69261d5/

>>14929116
Miia, i think she could get along with them very well, which is good because i get along with their husbands well.

>>14929129
She's already learning to float, too.
Gazerfag is a good parent.

>>14929125
Damm, didn't think the discussion I started about heartbeats would become so big, makes me proud to know people want to listen to their lover's heartbeat just like me.

What happens next. WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!?

>>14929116
You know, I wonder what KC would think of the fact his creations have some hardcore Waifufags. I mean, I'm sure that was part of his intention with MGE, but still.

>>14929147
Take off the cherry. Tie the stem into a heart with your tongue!

>>14929147
Gets tucked into bed by Anon after falling asleep in the car with a happy smile on her face.

>>14929137
I think I saved that off /a/ a few years ago (back when I traversed several boards on this chan). Safe to say it is fairly old.

>>14929146
Holding someone close is just as lewd if not more lewd as the famed holding of hands. This is the trend in /mgt/; like a slippery slope but with intimacy.

>>14929158
Intimacy is best thing you can have with any monster girl, and hold them close to you just makes both your lives so much better.

>>14929147
>tfw Lady and Tramp spaghetti scene didn't make the cut

It was the ultimate in cheesy things one could do.

>>14929148

He'd probably be happy. He doesn't sound so fond of real women, but who knows. At least the super dedicated waifu guys have great taste in girls.

>>14929147
Footjob under the table, could be while doing pocky game

>>14929147
Kiss
Seductiveness with cherry

>>14929089
What would a Canine Kingdom capital city even be like?

>>14929147
Follow the era of cheesy milkshake dates and hit up an outdoor theater.

>>14929173
Cold and full of vodka.

>>14929180
Or rather I should say drive in theater.

Holst maid when?

>>14929173
You'd see little kobold shop keepers walking around and selling their wares, werewolf guards walking the streets with keen eyes, ears, and noses, and the occasional hellhound walking around that gets curious, and fearful, gazes from her peers.

>>14929098
Daughterus are amazing!

>2 days since it became my turn on Loen's list
>we agreed on stuff pretty fast
>still no sketch


God i hope he's not hurt

>>14929194
Remember, falling into a state of panic and paranoia only entertains us.

So please maintain or upgrade your frenzied state and think about all of the obscure possibilities that could have happened in the last 48 hours.

>>14929173
It would smell funny every time it rained.

>>14929198
He's probably lying in a ditch somewhere dead
The squatters he kicked out however long ago that was tracked him down and killed him in revenge.

>>14929167
Why are Ushi-Oni so perfect?

>>14929202
There also a legitimate, albeit low, chance he became one of the almost nonexistent deaths of a meteor striking human and claiming a life in the name of space rocks learning how to snipe.

>>14929104

>>14929140
But how specifically? What would she do with each waifu? How would she spend her day, what would she talk about with who?

Hopefully in the afterlife all the Monster Waifufags will get to live in a nice small town together with their waifus.

Be honest with me would you hit it?

>>14929229
Probably, if the face was fixed.

>>14929229
Have mermaid tail fin and fix face, then we'll talk.

>>14929229
If that face was fixed, I'll hit that and cuddle her as well. She could use some love in life, as I imagine she'd scare way most guy she tries to ask out.

Does anyone have sauce on the picture of the blue slug girl who can grow a cock?

>>14929229
No. I've admitted I'd stick my dick in a lot of things in this thread, but not that.

>>14929235
Anon you know how we feel about hermaphrodites.

>>14929033
Take them to Wonderland.

>>14929240
>replying
Kill yourself.

GETTING DRUNK WITH HELLHOUND SENSEI ON SATYROS WINE AND THEN CONFESSING TO EACH OTHER, DESPITE IT BEING A FORBIDDEN LOVE!!!

>>14929249
Why is it forbidden again?

>>14929229
>all these people willing to plow the abomination with a horse pussy
>Regular horse pussy girls are out of the question

YOU'RE ALL FAILURES!

>>14929240
>>14929244
I can't even find it on the booru.
Not really sure where to look.

>>14929226
I've had talks about this before with Wockfag, I like to imagine that Miia and Jabberwock would sit and have tea while the kids play, but try to also one up each other in stuff they do for me and wockfag that we like, and they would talk about whether Lamia hugs or Wing cocoons are better.

And at the end of the day, I would come home to a shy Miia with fake wings tied to her arms wanting to try a wing cocoon to see if i like it more

And WockFag would come home to Jabberwock wanting to try and wrap her tentacles and tail around him

>>14929253
Teachers can't marry their students!

>>14929256
Unicorn is great in spite of horse-pussy.

>>14929256
I would love to go out on date with a cute centaur girl, but i'm shy and scared to talk to them, but I also want to meet them and ask one of them out on a date, who are the luck ladies I can meet?

>>14929263
Well, there isn't a problem if they wait till he's legal. It'd only be four or five years tops.

>>14929257
Here, now fuck off to /d/ you shitter: http://i.imgur.com/yHUnOyx.jpg

To whoever was wandering if KC would hate socially retarded Druella last thread - he once retweeted .less' picture with her lying on Solaire daki, so not really.

>>14929295
The one with her looking sleepy and drinking with a straw?

>>14929040
Where's that other picture with this girl? The one where there's a selection of 'yes' or 'no' and her tail wags when yes is chosen.

>>14929256
Speak for yourself. I love the regular horse pussy girls!

>>14929295
That's old news.

>>14929295
That's what I like about KC, he isn't so high strung on what is honestly some silly fun.

>>14929308
You're old news!

>>14929303
Yep.

>>14929308
Yet enough people seemed not to be aware of that.

>>14929304
This one?

>>14929318
Yep that's the one, thanks.

I wanna pat that.

>>14929307
I want a tiny, pygmy centaur of the dairy breed who has the same sized chest as a girl many times her size.

If you had the option, would you attend a school filled with some of the scariest, toughest monster girl delinquents in the district?

>>14929365
Fuck no.

Absolutely not.

>>14929249
>TFW no busty, lonely christmas cake alchoholic PE teacher hellhound to take interest in you and marry you the second after you graduate, in order to lock a man down

>>14929365
Restart my entire life with monster girls? Sounds like a dream come true. What's a little gangrape compared to having the ability and smarts to make a study group to keep your delinquent chick friends above the water.

>>14929343
That's a very roundabout way of just saying you want an oppai loli centaur.

>>14929378
The oppaiest of loli centaurs

>>14929371
I'm going to assume this anon in particular is actually half decent at sports, what CC PE teacher would allow herself to groom the kids who don't even want to run or play with the other kids?

Congratulations, you've been selected to receive a Monster Girl homestay.

Roll a number from 1 to 48 (https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm).). Then use the image to see what species she is. Going from left to right for each group.
For example, getting a roll of 31 would give you a Mummy.

No sending her back either. How'd you do?

>>14929371
I'd rather hang out with the literature teacher Merrow who lets me proofread her romance novels for extra credit.

>>14929368
>Not wanting to experience the kind of fun you could have with them.

>>14929371
>that everything
Thank you anon, I never knew why I cry myself to sleep every night. Now I've finally pinpointed the reason why.

>>14929387
She goes after the bookworms who she knows will get good jobs and be great husbands and then whips them into shape.

>>14929388
>Mermaid.

I'll go get the wheelchair, and we can watch Disney's The Little Mermaid together!

>>14929400
Only the incredibly desperate monster girls would go after a nerd who is either fat or just plain out of shape.

>>14929388
>48
>Elder Devil

Can't say I'm not a little sad about just missing the gyaru demon, but a brown ara ara demon is great, too. The biggest problem is going to be finding a way to masturbate in peace without her "accidentally" walking in on me.

>>14929388
>Oni
I volunteer to house the whole tribe!

>>14929388
>Ogre
Oh my. Welp, time to get buried by snu snu.

>>14929413
Hot, sweaty Oni Sex.

>>14929390
>>who lets me proofread her romance novels for extra credit
>tfw recently playing Ghost Trick
>there's a MILF who writes steamy ero-mance novels while her child is in the room
>You will never have a lamian onee-san/mother who likes to tease you by typing their sex novels aloud

>>14929388
>Elder devil
Pretty much what >>14929410 said.

>>14929388
>Ham
The possibilities are numerable!

>>14929388
Because it's late and I'm a crazy bastard I rolled a D6 to see how many I got and rolled a 5, so.

>Mummy
>Oni
>Eel Race
>Arachne
>Pink Slime

...So how much am I going to have to increase my calorie and fluid intake to survive? Because I can assure you that my dick is going to get a workout.

>>14929398
>>14929371
>Your hellhound wife will never come home from running an errand to see you and your daughters napping, with them curled up on your chest and you wearing your suit
>She will never smile to herself knowing she made a good coice

>>14929430
The Eel Girl will have you melting in her hands.

>>14929388
>Smallbreed.

I am A-OK with this.

>>14929388
>roll 1d48 = 22

Hello, small-breed spider!
She gets transport and a guide to the stuff she's learning about, and I get an assistant and backpack!

>>14929388
>Oni
Well, this isn't too bad.

>>14929388
>One-eyed Monk.

She's going to put cornflakes in my mattress so I can't masturbate without making enough sound for her to hear. Isn't she?

>>14929441
>Eel leaves my body to relaxed to fight back against all my lewd homestays.
>Arachne can still bind me down now that I don't have the strength to resist.
>Even if I could struggle the Oni could hold me in place.
>The Mummy would want to take advantage of me not being able to move for easy "spirit energy".
>I wouldn't be able to hide from the Pink Slime and her lewd as fuck ways either way.
This isn't fair at all.

>>14929441
Delete this.

>>14929470
Why?

Uh-Oh Anon, what did you do?

>>14929474
Shit girls from a shit series having a scene with strong undertones from a shit fetish.

>>14929470
>>14929479
get out of here if you're gonna pull that shit

>>14929478
I may or may not have tripped and accidentally pulled down her skirt in front of her peers.
And she wasn't wearing underwear.
Do you think she's going to accept my apology or and I going to have to brace my pelvis for the Khepri pits?

>>14929478
Tried to smooth-talk my way out of Anubis-san's judgement.

>>14929479
https://youtu.be/eJiUfnIzbVM

It's just a massage anon.

>>14929485
Nigga you dumb if you can't get out of that.
>WHY WOULD YOU HIDE PERFECTION? STAND PROUD, I HAVE BATTLED DRAGONS AND DEMONS WITHOUT WAVERING, YET YOUR FORM BRINGS ME TO MY KNEES IN AWE.

>>14929489
You're a liar and your fetishes are trash. EMG is a pile of trash.

>>14929478
I won't kowtow to her!

>>14929493
Anon no, that's going to get me stuck on cleaning duty. In her chambers. Tied to her bed. Possibly every night for the rest of my life.
She's a very sexually repressed lady and my pelvis would not survive.

>>14929478
Such lovely giant ears you have!

That should get her off my back. Or on her back. Damn I'm smooth.

>>14929496
That's not very nice anon

MonMusu is a fun lighthearted series

>>14929496
>your fetishes are trash
>EMG
>A series basically about monstergirls, and nothing else
>your fetishes are trash
Go home, everybody, apparently monstergirls are trash now.

>>14929507
It's a terrible series with terrible, shallow characters, terrible art and made to appeal to the worst kinds of people. You like a terrible thing.

>>14929512
Monster girls aren't a fetish anon, they're a way of life.

>>14929388
Eel race

Guess who's getting fat stacks from massaging stressed out monster girl CEO's?

>>14929517
I think the series is nice, with simple but fun characters, it in no way has terrible art, and i have no idea what you mean by it appeals to the worst type of people.

I just think you're getting mad over nothing anon

>>14929541
>it in no way has terrible art
>Defending Crabman's terrible anatomy
I'm done with you.

>>14929541
Stop responding to him anon, he's just trying to start shit.

So how about those long, thick spadetails? I'm going to write about their proper application.

>>14929388
>48
>Elder Demon

Yes. Each and every variety of devil has her charm, and this one is great, as well. I hope she likes to drink and watch TV and eat junk food on Friday nights.

>>14929553
How gay is it going to be on a scale of 10?

>>14929553
They're alright.
I'd take one.
Especially a pudgy one.

>>14929557
It could be kinda gay in the /u/ sense if Succubutt nee-san was going to be helping, but if that's too daring it could be just masturbation.

>>14929560
Succu nee san help!

>>14929564
Then it's going to be around 6/10 on the gay scale.

>>14929553
Hell yes. Improvised dildos and masturbatory aids please.

>>14929553
I'd rather you write about a creepy crawly and an old cat sexing it up with a serial sniffer but whatever.

>>14929388
>43

Mandragora? Shit,not exactly a fan of the whole screaming thing.

Anyone have the complete archive for victoria's fucking secret?

The pastebin links are dead.

Good night Anons.
Take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember to get fit with your waifu!
it'll be a brilliant bonding experience and keep the two of you nice and trim.

No one ones a pudgy monster girl!
...Unless you do, which is fine.
There's no judgement in my dojo.
Not out loud at least.

>>14929606
Lightning can't steer canoes

>>14929606
I'm gonna have a pudgy monster girl and you can't stop me! I'll make her even pudgier out of spite!

>>14929610
That doesn't sound good for anyone though

>>14929613
It'll be good for me.

>>14929608
The thunderbirds will be disappointed.

>>14929610
More power to you Anon.
It's not for me to judge.

>>14929576
Thanks Doc

>>14929617
Bird hands, Fat hands, possibly no hands will suffer boat trips.

Nevermind Big ones

Shh, anon. Shh.

>>14929606
I went on a jog today. Over an hour. And I did seven pull-ups while I was there, so I'd say I've earned my shitposting.

>>14929577
You're doomed to walk in on her in the bathroom and have her 'Kyaa!~ Pervert!~" you into a coma.

>>14929629
Now this is a dragon I would waifu. Even if she was still a haughty, arrogant mistress. Especially then.

>>14929621
Too true.

>>14929632
Good man.

>>14929633

Am i to fall to such a simple and overused trope? Next thing ya know she'll try to take responsibility and help get used to being deaf when my eardrums eventually shatter.

God forbid i end up needing to care for more than one of these gals.

Which one of you is responsible for this bullshit?
Idk if it is old news, I want answers

>>14929652
incredible

>>14929652
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>14929652

Wow. this is new news to me too. I feel like i just gained 20 insight on bloodborne all at once.

>>14929652
the claws say "I'll rape you!"
but the eyes say "Please kill me!"

>>14929652
Well I somehow feel violated. Good job ushi.

>>14929657
ちんぽｗｗｗ

>>14929652
What the fuck, where's the hole.

>>14929652
>That face
>Those beyond Crabman-tier balloon tits

I'm laughing, but there is no joy in it.

>>14929652
>Life-Size
Well then.

Dear Anubis-senpai,
After nine days without ejaculation, I gave up and returned to my old ways. It felt so good to feel release again. I'm sorry for letting you down.

Uh oh! Your Skeleton Onee-san has decided she wants to be Santa! What will you do to set her back to her normal spooky ways?

>>14929695
I let things go their natural course. This is a lesson Jane needs to learn on her own.

>>14929695
tie her to a post outside and run her through the good old 8 train

>>14929695
Slap her, it's the wrong time of year for that shit. She is going to nail me to a cross to scare rabbits and she is going to like it.

>>14929652
Gods why. you know I almost considered making an Oomukade real doll with a plastic model, wig, paint and pillows. I think I made the right choice in NOT making that.

>>14929699
But she'll scare all the lolis and shotas! And endanger the real Santa Elf!

>>14929723
It's fine, I'll boogie with Santa Elf.

>>14929652
>>14929657
>>14929658
>>14929663
>>14929664
>>14929665
>>14929667
>>14929670
>>14929689
>>14929705
Investigating further (because my brain isn't damaged enough) this person has also made a 'life-size' manticore plush as well as a 26.6 foot Miia plush

Everyday I want humanity to burn a little bit more

>>14929741
Why would you hate people for wanting to be closer to the divine?

>>14929743
When you're creating things like >>14929652 I don't think it's a divine entity you're chasing.

>>14929723
>>14929728
Santa Elf must get left a lot of glasses of Holst milk and cookies. I wonder how she gets around to deliver presents?

>>14929745
Human beings are flawed. Please show understanding.
>>14929747
On a sleigh drawn by six flying P'Orcs.

>>14929728
Careful, she may look ancient, but she'll step on you like a bug.

>>14929741
Just scorch away the third dimension with your burning love.

>>14929748
They'd be sporty P'Orcs too, pulling that sleigh all that time, they'd be pretty toned.

Lewd maid Holsts?

>>14929756
Indeed. They'd be P'Uruks.

>>14929760
I bet they would be fun to molest.

>>14929755
At this point, my love is gone
My cleansing fire will be fueled by napalm and silly putty

>>14929695
Spank her.

>>14929760
Indeed, these are not your normal P'Orcs, these are P'Uruk Hai! Thicker of waist, and larger of breast!

>>14929765
Be careful though, they can smell men from quite a distance.

>>14929757
Holsts are sexy because they're not lewd. When will you learn?

>>14929770
I would just have to use that to my advantage. Those P'Uruks will be molested and forced to wear embarrassing dresses!

>>14929773
Godspeed, anon.

>>14929772
I have already learned anon. I have learned that I require lewd Holsts as maids.

Do robots count?

>>14929777
My sense of innate self-superiority's telling me no.

>>14929784
Okay.

>>14929777
Sure. Robots are cute, and deserve to be shown what it's like to experience love.

>>14929388
>15
>green slime
good luck getting a hug then getting a skin rash or getting a kiss and having dysentery

>Monster girl captures and rape a man
>The man dislikes her and wants to leave
>The monster girl loves him and wants to marry him

What would happen in such a scenario?

>>14929813
Mamonobama would make him love her.

>>14929810
>Pink Slime
>They're in heat all year round

>>14929813
Mamano mana causes you to love her just by having sex with her once. Welcome to KC land. Enjoy your new wife.

I wish we had stories about the human male who runs for mayor in MGC and wins, then goes on to change the city for the better using Machiavellian schemes.

>>14929813
Rape.

>>14929813
A Mindflayer is consulted.

>>14929813
Well I guess you'd get raped and then you'd have run with the sun comes up, with your life on the line
ALIIIVVVVEEEEEEEE

Honestly you're either going to be kept there by force and
>>14929818
which is pretty shitty, or you'll have to free yourself before you're raped. Go for the emotional ko, it gets me harder.

>>14929825
We don't have that, but we have the one who drinks a lot, has a horrible human ex wife and who adopted dozens of monstergirls and raised them all into fine young ladies over the years without dicking a single one.

>>14929813
Men don't get a say in the matter. Monster girls always wins in the end.

>>14929837
I remember.

>>14929839
He could un away until a monstergirl he does like rapes him.

>>14929839
>think you can escape the clutches of a women in love
>think you'll want to leave after knowing the pleasure of cumming inside

please i understand we're all for men empowerment, but really

>>14929851
>>think you'll want to leave after knowing the pleasure of cumming inside
It's actually not that amazing. I definitely could leave a monster girl after a one night stand.

>>14929856
Sex with a monster and sex with a human is supposed to be incomparable. Mana anon.

>>14929861
Nah, I'm pretty certain that monster pussy isn't really that special.

>>14929867
Only one way to find out, big boy!

>>14929867
But it's canon m809

>>14929871
Don't call me that.

>>14929872
It's probably just exaggerated propaganda. MGE is full of that anon.

>>14929871
I consider myself more of a guy than a boy.

>>14929876
>>14929876
>>14929876
>>14929876

Is this what you were looking for?

>>14929876
But would you consider yourself a big guy?

>>14929883

>>14929883
For you.

>>14929873
>believing the unreliable MGE narrator meme

It's not that complicated. The author is an inverse nerd who wants to make a real encyclopaedia.

>>14929908
Neither one of them is quite sure if they want to fight or fuck.

>>14929908
Greeks are for oiled boi pussy, not monster girls.

>>14929894
MGE is full of inconsistencies and propaganda and you know it anon.

>>14929914
Or statue girls.

>>14929914
No wonder they fell to the Barbarian hordes, they just couldn't stop their export of Alps.

>>14929925
It should not be possible to chisel that, and yet.

>>14929114
She was dumb and kind of wrinkly for as young as she was supposed to be.

>>14929925
God damn I remember that statue thread. Fucking fantastic.

>>14929822
I thought it was more like: the monster girl does everything in her power to become the man's perfect wife while mamono mana fixes whatever she can't change herself, like the fact that the man dislikes her monster parts, and in the end he loves her back for reasons other than mind break

Then there is the whole "sex with a monster girl feels so good that you will become addicted" but that just refers to the fact that you won't even consider going back to human pussy after being raped

>>14929932
It was.

>>14929944
Well hello!

>>14929925
>yfw the Greeks predicted the waifufag phenomena with Pygmalion
>yfw they also predicted that if waifu was real the waifufag would immediately abandon that waif for being real

>>14929940
>and in the end he loves her back for reasons other than mind break
Absolute bullshit. You are a filthy liar anon.

>>14929692
You're a disappointment.

Wait, did you actually abstain from fapping, irl, for real?

>>14929944
Is it sad I'm more interested in how well proportioned and soft they made the sculptures look? I immensely respect sculptures for that talent.

>>14929948
But they got married and had several kids, living a happy life in devotion to Aphrodite.

>>14929950
Over fapping is bad, it causes you to acclimate and increases likeliness for ed.

>>14929950
Well you see I didn't really abstain, I just couldn't cum from using my hands. I tried for nine days, but after that I just couldn't handle it anymore.

>>14929940
Nah man. It literally rewires you from a monster hater to a monster lover after just one time. Like it takes away any negative feelings you have towards monsters in general, with one single fuck.

It's not gradual. Incubization can be gradual or instant depending on the monster. But the mindfucking is not.

>>14929948
>Crediting the Greeks for marble stuff
>When they loved bronze

It's the Greekaboo Romans who deserve the credit for that.

>>14929957
Nice meme.

>>14929957
20.6k at least and counting. Will report when dysfunct at age 30.

>You will never completely swear off monster girls after one tries to assault you.
Feels bad.

>Stay up till 6:30am finishing XCOM2

Worth it.

Good night for real anons.
Don't burn down the thread.

>>14929972
It won't matter at 30 because then you'd be a Wizard.

>>14929987
Do we win at the end?

>>14929987
Monstergirl mod for xcom when?

>>14929992
Never.

>>14929989
Spoiler alert.
Yes

>>14929992
Some day.

>>14929960
So...what?

You get an onahole or somethin'?

>>14929992
When we kidnap a fuerdai for funds and throw the newly obtained wealth at the right people.

>>14929987
Can't wait to go operating with an Apophis in that game.
Hopefully.

>>14930002
No, I just went back to doing what I'd been doing since childhood.
Humping the damn mattress

>>14930005
Also, would a drawing of a lamia of sorts undergoing this be out of line?

>>14930006
Oh, you're that same anon who fucked up his dick?

Well...guess what works, works? For better or worse...

>>14930006
RIP anon's dick.

I mean it. Don't do it.

>>14930006
I preordered some bras for you

You know, for what'll happen next

>>14930012
>>14930013
It's either that or full-on celibacy.
>>14930014
T-thanks. London?

>>14930009
No because she lives.

>>14930018
Then one in mourning over the loss of all of her companions in battle?

>>14930022
Only as long as her companions are human.

>>14930029
Alrighty.

Feed me, Seymour.

>>14930060
You eat cum Audrey 2, how am I supposed to keep feeding you? Suck off people?

>>14930060
Does it have to be semen?

>>14930067
>>14930068
FEED ME!

>>14930072
Does it have to be human?

>>14930072
Does it have to be mine?

>>14930074
>>14930072
>>14930079
NERDS! NEEEERDS!

>>14929030

Kejourou are olev

>>14930081
Where am I supposed to get it?

>>14930083
Will she shed hair everywhere? i don't want hairs in my food.

>>14930091

Nah man her hair doesn't shed nearly as easily as it would with a human.

>>14930060
When, where, and how much?

>>14930097
It doesn't shed at all

Why would a Kejourou's hair be the most important part of her body, and having her cut a bit of it as a gift be so symbolic, if it would just fall off her head anyway?

>>14930081
Should I feed you with nerds?

>>14930320
I bet when a kejourou gets old, her hair turns pure white.

>>14930083
Do the carpets match the drapes?

>>14929235
How hard it is to booru slug+futa?

Does anybody got that femdom chart thingie that was posted some threads ago?

>>14930320

A very good point there. It is more like a limb after all. The hair they cut and give to their husband probably does grow back afterwards and that's probably the only time you'd ever see a Kejourou's hair getting cut.

>>14929553
See this fucker? He played you all like a damn fiddle. He said he'd quit, and everyone was like oh, that's just what he always says, he'll be back next week!
Half a year later we're starved for content and look who waltzes back in, people sucking his Genghis Khan-inherited cock. He planned this all out. Don't fall for it.

>>14930347
Are you okay anon? Do you need me to call someone for you?

>>14930350
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

>>14930352
Alps are sneaky slick bastards like that.

>>14930330

Yes

>>14930342
This?
https://imgur.com/UDLlzvL

>>14930372
>I've fapped to level 6 so much
I really am hopeless, aren't I?

>>14930372
Why the fuck is "fucked silly" level 4? Why are predation and Energy drain level 5? Why is piercing level 6? This chart is fucked.

>>14930376
Yes. The highest I'd go is reverse NTR.

>>14930386
>Wanting to NTR your waifu
You're worse than him

>>14930324

I'm not sure it would.

>>14930384
>This chart is fucked
This

>>14930392
I wouldn't do it to my waifu. Unless she wanted it.

>>14930372
Not that one. It was more MG related.

>>14930398
>having a waifu that wants to be NTR'ed
disgusting american pig dog

>>14930398
You are the 3dpd this thread hates.

>>14930400
Go do weird things to your Kobold daughteru, Fritz.

>>14930399
https://imgur.com/VJFJ7N0

>>14930407
>Milks you with a vacuum cleaner
pffft

>>14930407
Oh my

>>14930402
Are you saying that you don't want to see a girl's tender heart broken as she sees the man she adores cheat on her? I wouldn't cheat on my waifu, but I like the scenario.

>No undead snugglespecter to hold while you watch anime

>>14930446
They're meant to be spooky, not cuddly!

>>14930446
One day anon, one day...

>>14929478
I fed mid then didn't call mia

>>14930465
>those tears
Why?

>>14929652
Wait, holy shit, this thing is full sized.
Kind of want

>>14930478

He's actually just laying his head on a pillow. The lich is his imagination.

>>14930478
Maybe she's going to do some more "intense" experiments?

>>14930487
I didn't need this in my life. I'm just going to pretend he's Dickless-kun.

>>14930479
Would you paper bag it?

>>14930489
He's probably crying because he wanted to look at his waifu, but she's being a cold cunt and is resting her book on his face.

>>14930494
She can't look him in the face. It gives her a strange feeling in her chest.

>>14929908
His face is very clearly a Whyboner face
Hers is a teasing "Oh my, are you getting hard from my monstrous body? How disgusting. You're such a pervert (seductive lip licking)."

>>14930446
I'd like one to sit in my lap while I work on homework or lab reports.
Maybe a Lich could learn a thing or two about something that isn't Eromancy, or a Vampire staring in wonder at how far technology has come.
Either way, it'd be pretty comfortable.

>>14930487
Bullseye anon...

>>14930497
No, they're more like
Sphinx: You're too cute to maul
Oedipus: I need an adult
Sphinx: I am an adult
Oedipus: I meant my mommy
Sphinx: Tonight I'm your mommy

>>14930497
His face is very clearly saying "do not want". Like, "Jesus fuck, I just wanted to walk along this mountain path why is this crazy she-bitch hissing and trying to claw my face off?"

>>14930372
Tender loving Level 1 best level

>>14930502
Kek

>>14930509
>pants on the daki
Huh.

>>14930500
I wouldn't mind a Vamp sitting on my lap, passively watching as I rest my chin on her shoulder, lean my head against hers and work around her. I'd love to see how she reacts when she realizes I fell asleep on her, mid-work.

>>14930515
I prefer sitting in my waifu's lap. She's a big girl.

>>14930509
That's just one daki. You should see the lamia that has a collection of them.

>>14930521
That's impressive, but what about the Dragon girl who made a swimsuit calendar of her human boy?

>>14930491
I wouldn't really look at it, just warp myself in the legs like a fly that got pounced by a jumping spider and go to sleep like that every night, imagining being a young man who was lost in the woods and was captured by a hopeless romantic Ushi when I stumbled into her web-pit and now I sleep with her clutching me close like that every night out of her paranoid fear something bad might happen to me while she's asleep.

>>14930520
>Not having your big girl sit in your lap
It's like you don't know how to make her feel flustered and cute.

>>14930534
Sure I do, I say romantic stuff like "as you wish" a lot. She always gets red in the face!

>>14930509
Luth managed to get a lot of emotion into her face. Never thought I'd sympathize with a Manticore.

>>14930509
>arms above the head
I bet his wrists are tied together.

Oh hey, looks like the /a/ guys got kicked out again made their own thread here.

>>14930544
What?

>>14930544
They better not screw things up for us. We already got /jp/ to grudgingly accept us, no need to stir things up any more.

>>14930544
Nobody talk to them. They might not notice that we're here.

>>14930548
Saw it in the catalog when I was looking for us.
>>14930337

>>14930557
Oh fuck this, do we have to get along with them now?

>>14930560
Or they can stay in their general and we stay in ours.

>>14930564
Some faggot is already talking to them about us, this is a horrible day.
Everyone talk about something they would hate! Talk about peace, love & rock 'n roll!

>>14930564
Most of /jp/ doesn't seem to like us that much. Having two monstergirl threads will only make things worse. They need to go back to /a/ or to /vg/.

>>14930569
Literally who gives a shit about the 5 other people who use /jp/. They can go without one "Patchy is getting fat!" thread.

>>14930509
I want to be that daki so bad.
>>14930569
There's threads for multiple different idol groups, 10+ threads about which 2hu people want to fuck at any given time and a bunch of other threads that could be consolidated into one.

If the mods think it's fine that's all that matters.

>>14930567
>>14930569
Just ignore it. There's no discussion there so it'll probably die off and not happen again.

>>14930544
>>14930560
Oh...
Well let's stay positive. I mean, how bad can it get? It can get very, very bad.

>>14930569

I found this place a few years ago when I was browsing /jp/ out of boredom. I found my MG waifu not long after and have stuck around.

>>14930585
You're alright, kid.

>>14930567
NEVER!

>>14930577
This has always been the big monstergirl thread anyway, and monmusu can be discussed here as it has always. There's zero reason for a separate momusu thread in /jp/

>>14930585
>few years
>making stuff up
Exodus was September 2014

>>14930593
>zero reason
How about the fact that those guys are jerks?

>>14930594
That fair, but if they are jerks there's not much can do about it. They'll just shitpost anyway.

>>14930593

I wasn't there for the exodus so I'm wrong on that then. Probably closer to the end of 2014/early 2015 then.

>>14930593
>September 2014
Has it really been that long?

>>14930593
>There's zero reason for a separate momusu thread in /jp/
I've seen them talking about monsterboys and yuri, so they better not start shit here.

I just hope they don't bring their monsterboy shitposting in

Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou general here. We know we are not really welcomed here, and likewise due to past "problems".

Just saying that the current threads are also kicked out of /a/ for the same reasons this thread was kicked out of /a/. We really don't want to fuse with your thread, and I'm sure this thread isn't interested with that either unless both threads can actually agree to coexist.

>>14930594
So are we. They can integrate to our kind of jerkiness or die.

Funny thing is, the reason we have less monmusu discussion here than in days of old is because there is actually a shared base between the threads. After the split, some people would go to /a/ to talk about EMG instead of just putting all their chips in here. Loen is probably the most famous example of that, but plenty of nameless anons as well.

>>14930593
>and monmusu can be discussed here as it has always
I'd rather not.
>Images being wasted on human bitches like Ms Smith
>Bringing over their namefags like TF who push monster boys
>Increase in shitstorms due to the large amount of people here who dislike the manga
Just to name a few reasons. The occasional post by Miia fag is fine but there's a lot that could go wrong with letting the rest in.

>>14930609
As long as you acknowledge it was all your fault and apologize down on all fours.
>>14930610
We're not jerks, we're really nice to each other!

>>14930609
Just stay in your thread on /jp/. We already have a lot of people in ours, about 150. We can't handle more, and if your general is specified to EMG stuff it should be fine. No Refugees here though. We will build a wall if we have to. It will be big and beautiful, and you know who's going to pay for it?

>>14930623
Nobody, we'll get the ant girls to make, it's gonna be HUEG!

>>14930619
You act like we didn't have all that stuff back in the old days either.

>>14930627
And it'll have a big beautiful door in it where Anons can come in, but they have to come in LEGALLY.

>>14930631
And that was good, was it? I mean I'm totally expecting Smith to turn out to be a Succubus but still.

>>14930631
Yes but we were on /a/ then and threads died much faster, now if images max out due to smith posting, /a/ reaction images and other garbage we're stuck with it for much longer.

>>14930621
Don't look at me, I'm part of the gamefags that are unforunately stuck to /a/ with all the constant copypasta-ers, avatarfags, circlejerkers and waifuwars. Our playerbase is too small to sustain ourselves in /vg/ so we're kicked to /a/.

As of today the mods have started pruning kancolle and monmusu threads in /a/ since there's virtually no discussions about anime or manga, it's just more wanking and shitposting about who gets to be the next OP image.

>>14930619
thankfully TF has stopped posting on monmusu threads for more than 2 months already, she has retired from MonMusu but did say she may come back if her interest returns. Unfortunately Smithfag still exists to this day copypasting the same things again and again.

>>14930623
I doubt this thread will enjoy all the copypasta and circlejerking from monmusu anyway, which is why I also agree that we both should just part ways. The day we both mix without problems is the day North and South Korea is united as one country again.

>>14930608
I-I thought you just wanted to copy my homework

>>14930645
>she has retired from MonMusu
Wait what

But who's translating it now?

>>14930608
My kitty's still in heat, that's not funny.

>>14930636
No. Fuck, one of the best things about moving here was ditching the Rachfags, Poltfags and that one annoying Dracosafag.

But it's not like it's disallowed either. This thread is for all monstergirl media.

>>14930643
Which is what we go through every time we get a newfag anyway. Like look at this person wasting shit on a reaction. >>14930645

Obviously not from here. So that's not too different. Actually having a shit ton of people burning images would cause a big enough backlash for them to conform sooner than the fags that eat up ten times their share of images for weeks before they get a clue.

>>14930652
Just jam a q-tip into it.

>>14930619
>The occasional post by Miia fag is fine but there's a lot that could go wrong with letting the rest in.
We have some girls posted from EMG from time to time and nothing really happens, but I agree.

>>14930651
Tanktopfag and friends. So instead of monsterboy posting we have to deal with a closet furry-in-denial that constantly brags about how much gainz he has, so /fit/ and stuff.

>>14930655
Right before you posted that I already deleted the reaction image, since I just remembered the image limit here is significantly smaller.

>>14930661

Yup. Only 300 images around here.

>>14930655
>ditching the Rachfags
B-but Rach is the reason I'm in these threads in the first place!

>>14930661
>Tanktopfag and friends. So instead of monsterboy posting we have to deal with a closet furry-in-denial that constantly brags about how much gainz he has, so /fit/ and stuff.
Oh god that sounds horrible. Crab's manga is shit, but as was mentioned before the odd waifufag isn't that big a deal. But an entire threads worth dedicated to a single shit manga? No thanks

>>14930664
I forgot to mention you anon. You're like cool /d/ fag. You know not to be an annoying faggot about it.

>>14930668
>like cool /d/ fag
I do spend my share of time there too.

>>14930655
>Poltfags
I completely forgot about all the furry in EMG.

If we have to deal with that shit again it's going to be one hell of a ride.

>>14930673
How? Furries post polt here fortnightly and then shitpost about how she isn't furry