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Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>> No.14918082
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First for HIPS.

>> No.14918083
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I want to rub my face on Miia's tummy while she giggles

>> No.14918085
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>>14918005
>Can you imagine the little pout she'd have when you tell her that you know more about something than her?
I would imagine it would be something like this.

>> No.14918086
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>>14918082
Hips?

>> No.14918088

>>14918078
Uh oh!
Gamer Gazer, Nerdy Hellhound and Geek Oni have started to pack it on from ordering take out/delivery every week when they come over to game with you. It's gotten to the point they've ordered an Extra Large Extra Cheese Supreme Meat Lovers pizza just for themselves and each with a large side dish.
You're concerned about their figures but they deeply appreciate everything you're doing for them.
What do?

>> No.14918090

>>14918005
Ballroom obviously.

>> No.14918091

>into somnophilia
>dont like loli's
Does the dormouse profile say anywhere that they're specifically little or is that just the one we get as an example in the pic

>> No.14918092
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>>14918082
Quality start to a thread. Hips and thighs don't lie.

>> No.14918093

>>14918088
They're monstergirls right?
They can work off the calories with fucking right?
Then I'll help them do that.

>> No.14918095

>>14918078
Mokou?

>> No.14918096

>>14918088
Tell them nobody likes a fatty.

>> No.14918097

>>14918088
I can help them, they just need some motivation.
So when ever they do good, eat healthy or exercise, I'll give them a "reward".

>> No.14918099

>>14918088
I won't let them continue on like this! I have to stop them IMMEDI...what kind of meat is on this Supreme Meat lovers by the way?

>> No.14918101

>>14918095
It's Hinezumi.

>> No.14918105

>>14918085
That would be perfect.
Just be sure to make it up with her.

>>14918088
Let them keep going.
I'm morbidly curious about how far it will go before they notice.

>>14918090
Good man.
You're quite classy.

>> No.14918106

>>14918099
Ground Beef, sausage, pepperoni, bacon, ham, chicken, and steak

>> No.14918108

>>14918088
Invite them to come swimming with me, do any of them need help learning to swim by the way?

>> No.14918109

>>14918088
Eat the pizza first, that way they won't get fat.

>> No.14918110

>>14918091
Just checked and no, it says nothing about them being tiny. So you could probably have a titty monster Dormouse with baggy pyjamas.

>> No.14918113

>>14918106
>Steak on pizza
Okay that's just excessive.

>> No.14918114

>>14918106
You know, I'll try to convince them to stop after the 3rd or fourth slice.

>> No.14918115
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>>14918082
Soft thighs to lay your head on!

fucking hell sub i know you're watching, open up commissions already you HACK FRAUD

>> No.14918127

>>14918113
It's probably the cheap grocery store steak you get for cutting up and cooking with something.

>> No.14918133

>>14918127
Still excessive. Anything more than three toppings is excessive in my book.

>> No.14918146

>>14918133
Just stack three 3 layer pizzas on top of another and classify each individual one as an independent topping.

>> No.14918148

>>14918082
>>14918115
>Have daughteru with Kitsune waifu who has hips and thighs that don't lie, your child's head resting in her lap, receiving an ear cleaning
'Why do you spoil her so much?'
>Wife smiles, not taking her eyes off her work
'She's just like you.'
>Quirk and eyebrow
'Is that true?'
>A brief pause, your daughteru nuzzling her head into your wife's lap further
'It is.'
>The day ends with you and your daughteru resting your heads on your wife's lap as she hums a soft melody from forgotten Zipangu

>> No.14918151
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>>14918115
You need to bait him with cute foxes.

>> No.14918155

>>14918146
And that's just disgusting. You think I want to get obese?

>> No.14918156

>>14918110
>You will never fuck a thick dormouses thighs while she sleeps and mumbles about how good it feels

>> No.14918164

>>14918155
No, but you evidently lack ambition. Which is worse. Apply yourself.

>> No.14918169

>>14918156
>Oneesan body type Dormouse
>Fuck her thighs and taut stomach while she's asleep in the summer heat
>Then she surprises you by waking up and putting you in a leglock, letting you fuck her like your lover

>> No.14918172

>>14918156
>You will never fall asleep between her soft pillows after blowing your load
>She will never wake you up in the morning by stroking your hair and calling you a naughty boy for letting out so much inside her

>> No.14918173

>>14918148
cute!

>> No.14918175

>>14918151
I love visiting Fox Shrines on Mofu Mondays.

>> No.14918183

>>14918164
Dude no, I'm never doing anything that excessive again.
I'm finally getting back down out of overweight man, I can't go back to that.

>> No.14918184

>>14918148
That sounds wonderful. Family bonding time as your daughter lies on your chest, and you rest your head on your wife's lap, as she strokes both your heads and cleans your ears while blanketing you in her tails.

>> No.14918189

>>14918175
>1 mofu = 100¥

>> No.14918193

>>14918183
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ar77zmdTnc

Just channel your inner NIPPON MAGIC.
Or not. I'm convinced she's insane with how many videos she puts out.

>> No.14918199
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>>14918082
Tits.
Monstergirl edit(s) when?

>> No.14918205

>>14918189
Worth it. I'll give all the money I have for some mofu!

>> No.14918206

>>14918199
no

>> No.14918214

>>14918189
Or one boyfriend for a lifetime supply

>> No.14918220

>>14918091
>In order to meet the desire of a wide variety of types of men, they range from having full, voluptuous bodies, to having bodies that stay like that of a child and never grow.

That's from the Succubus profile, all MGs are half Succubus so this should apply to some extent

There is also a few lines about differences between individuals in World Guide 1

>Compared to the original species, they have a hugely different nature and traits, so we are treating them as a different race out of convenience, but technically they are just varied individuals of the original race

If you can have a monster girl born so different from her original species that it's more convenient to give her a new species, then there is most likely no issues with a tall, busty Dormouse

>For example, the physique, and hair color, etc. of a medusa may vary, but the common traits of a medusa, snake hair and the lower body of a snake, match up. Also, many individuals basically have a lonely, stubborn personality.

This bit of text pretty much confirms it too, it talks about Medusas but they're just an example, this applies to all MGs

And even if we look past the profiles, books and canon, with KC's attitude of "If you want it and it's not absolutely horrible, then you can have it" anything goes, an albino nerd Hellhound, a loli yandere Jabberwock, a milf kuudere Baphomet, as long as you're not hurting anyone you can have your own special waifu

>> No.14918221

>Married to a Kitsune
>She wears very expensive yukatas and kimonos
>You wear t shirts and work pants, a lot of which are threadbare
>People stare when you go out
>What nobody knows is that when it's just the two of you at home, she's wearing your clothes while those $1000 or more dresses sit crumpled on the floor
>She won't let you replace the ones you have until they're totally unwearable because she claims new ones don't smell enough like you

>> No.14918223
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14918223

Whaddya want kid, I'm on break here.

>> No.14918226

>>14918223
your very pretty!

>> No.14918228

>>14918223
Why can't you just literally break already.
BREAK

>> No.14918230

>>14918223
Stand aside please, your blocking the road

>> No.14918232

>>14918223
Who the fuck are you and why are you talking to me when I am minding my own business

>> No.14918233
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>>14918223
Carrot soup's on, baby.

>> No.14918234

>>14918223
To mate with you, nothing will stop me.

>> No.14918236

>>14918223
Some times I just want to see a pre-Demon Lord story where some asshat Centaur like this gets toppled by a "Shitty two-legger" who actually knows the trick to taking down a war horse is to aim for the stomach

>> No.14918237

>>14918223
Yeah, I've got an order of 13 Pizzas for Lotta Pussey.

Is there a Lotta Pussey around her? I need a Lotta Pussey

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>>14918085
>When she stays just like that and spreads her ass and tells you to punish her for being stupid
>When you fuck her gently instead and tell her she's not stupid at all

>> No.14918245

>>14918223
Boss sent me to tell you that you don't have to worry about being on night watch tonight.
Happy birthday.
Now if you excuse me I've gotta go see my wife. I promised I'd spend the rest of the day with her.

>> No.14918249

>>14918223
Can I touch your armor?

>> No.14918256

>>14918223
Someday we'll have a thread where this disgusting picture isn't posted repeatedly.

>> No.14918257

>>14918223
I'm a big fan! Can I get an autograph? Or can I just hangout with you? Please?

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>>14918234

>> No.14918281

>>14918237
HAH HAH HAH

>> No.14918283
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14918283

Would you buy a kitsune if you could order them online?

>> No.14918284

>>14918283
I'd sooner just go into the field and pick them up by the bushel via their tails before spoiling them rotten

>> No.14918285

>>14918283
Do they come in miniature liver devouring variants with slit pupils and sharp teeth?

>> No.14918297

>>14918283
I don't care howmuch they cost, I would instantly buy one.

>> No.14918299

>>14918223
Where's the brothel for SpiderPussy kingdom? I'm going to work there starting today.

>> No.14918304

>>14918223
I got a delivery of fresh armor plates for your boss, straight from the smith. She told me your boss wanted them ASAP, so if you could point me the right direction, that'd be nice.
I gotta get them delivered and the payment returned by tomorrow, or the Guild'll be on your asses, so don't try anything stupid.

>> No.14918307

>>14918221
Why not just buy new shirts whenever the need arises, and imprint my scent into them by rolling about in them in bed?

>> No.14918309
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>> No.14918310

>>14918256

or maybe we'll get a picture of a centaur that actually looks like a bandit someday

>> No.14918313
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>>14918283
Hell yes.
I'd have to get a small one, though. Not too much room around here.

>> No.14918320

>>14918313
What would you rather go to, between oppai loli angel heaven and cuddly loli kitsune heaven?

>> No.14918321

So did that writefag do the Anubis and Hellhound story? He said about a day ago it'd be up that same night, but I didn't feel like skimming the last thread to find it.

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>> No.14918326
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>>14918325

>> No.14918328

>>14918326
Get outta here fatty lover.

>> No.14918330
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>>14918226
>>14918230
>>14918234
>>14918245
>>14918249
>>14918257
>>14918299
>>14918304
All of you get what you want. Well done, you caught Horse Pussy Bandit on a Nice Spring Day so nothing bad happens.

>>14918228
>>14918232
>>14918236
>>14918256
All of you get bopped on the head hard enough to lose consciousness. Luckily because it was a nice day she leaves you a few feet off the path in the forest.

>>14918237
She's altering the deal and taking the pizza off your hands for free. Pray she doesn't alter the deal further...

>>14918233
You're sent back to camp and chastised by the Bandit Leader for wasting Carrot's on Pizza Day.

Punishment rape is prescribed.

>> No.14918334

>>14918321
How about you stop fucking asking every thread and learn to check the wordpress.

>> No.14918336

>>14918321
Nope, didn't see anything about it.

>>14918325
Cheeky fox. I bet she won't be sticking that tongue out when I stick my head under her sweater.

>> No.14918337

>>14918151
Damn, it's working.

>>14918115
Somewhere near the end of the month, Anon.

>> No.14918338

>>14918328
There is literally nothing wrong with plump* girls.
*Actually has to be just plump and not obese.

>> No.14918340

>>14918330
I'll sue.

>> No.14918341

>>14918283
With my luck, I'd end up with the one with psychological trauma from being sold like a mere object

>> No.14918342

>>14918330
Why do you post the exact same shit every thread?

>> No.14918345

>>14918342
It's because cloppers like to think that Centaurs aren't shit tier from a breeding perspective

>> No.14918351
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>>14918276
Why? Centaurs are nice

>> No.14918358

>>14918351
>That tumorous horse body

Fucking hell. Even 2D can't make horses not vomit-inducing.

>> No.14918359

>>14918351
Ew.

>> No.14918362 [SPOILER] 
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>Walking down the street
>This semen demon slaps you on the ass

What do you do?

>> No.14918366

>>14918362
Fart on her paw and teleport away.

>> No.14918367
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>>14918358
>>14918359
Rude

>> No.14918369

>>14918362
She's got some ulterior motive I know it.

>> No.14918375

>>14918362
cl.hk -> cr.mp -> lp sotoja -> shishiruirui

>> No.14918378

>>14918362
>Smirk, show her my Guild tattoo
>"That much was free, but anything more'll be 200 an hour."

>> No.14918385

>>14918362
unzip dick

>> No.14918391

>>14918385
In a word:
OW.

>> No.14918392

>>14918156
>you will never grow more bold as she doesn't react
>you will never viciously throatfuck a sleeping dormouse

>> No.14918395
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>>14918283
"Package for Mr. Anon"

>> No.14918396

>>14918362
Ask her how open she is to the idea of getting soft.

>> No.14918405

>>14918395
http://i.imgur.com/R1B5Jk4.jpg

The best package I could ever hope for.

>> No.14918407

>>14918362
Slap her on the face! Who does she think she is, touching my body like that without permission?

>> No.14918410

>>14918407
HOW CAN SHE SLAP

>> No.14918412

>>14918362
ask her to be gentle and accept what ever comes next.

>> No.14918415

>>14918412
She won't,

>> No.14918419

>>14918362
Tell her grape snake is master race.

>> No.14918422

>>14918419
But they just so happen to be friends,

>> No.14918432

>>14918415
Not even a little? A teeny tiny bit gentle?

>> No.14918436

>>14918432
No. Why would she?

>> No.14918438

>>14918410
FUCK OFF ANUBIS

>> No.14918440

>>14918422
Then we might just come to an understanding, I'll start with allowing free slaps in exchange for her friend's location, then engage master plan.

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>>14918432
>Set
>Gentle

>> No.14918444

>>14918440
But Set's going to be joining you.

>> No.14918447

>>14918436
Because I asked her nicely…?

>>14918441
Please... I want to be able to go home after this.

>> No.14918450

>monsters in space
>dead space with markers and nercrons replaced with mammo mana and monsters
>completions of gruesome death scenes on youtube replaced with sex scenes
>instead of bodies tearing apart into necros victims grow jiggly and moan and grow wings and a tail
>thousands of men fly ships to uh 'fix' it, and are never heard from again
>In space, no one can hear you moan

>> No.14918456

>>14918447
She's a god of disorder and destruction. She's going to destroy your pelvis and your virginity. Maybe more if you struggle like this.

>> No.14918457

>>14918450
>In space, no one can hear you moan
Not
>In space, no one can hear you cum

Anon please.

>> No.14918458
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>>14918450
Sounds spooky. I'd rather just cuddle and avoid all those derelict ships with moaning coming over the communications channel.

>> No.14918460

>>14918457
Anon your dick makes a noise when you cum?

>> No.14918461

>>14918457
>In space, no one can hear you cum
Not
>In space, no one can hear your cream

Anon please.

>> No.14918466

>>14918458
You can, just have to find yourself a waifu first

>> No.14918467

>>14918461
And I managed to fuck it up anyways GOD damn IT fuck shIT.

>> No.14918470

>>14918461
If the first one wasn't going to make a noise, the second one definitely isn't.

>> No.14918472

>>14918444
I don't think the miss could benefit from me in any way but whatever, she'll get bored sooner or later.
>>14918450
Lewd space

>> No.14918473

>>14918458
Anubis booty in the port-side window captain!

>> No.14918482
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>>14918450
>dead space
Are you sure about this, anon?

>> No.14918483

>>14918450
What kind of monsters would be on the ship? And how would I defeat them?

>> No.14918484

>>14918466
What if I've already found a waifu?

>>14918473
It's bearing down on our position! 20 inches, 15, 10... she's successfully docked!

>> No.14918487

>>14918450
>System shock 2 with a succuvirus

>> No.14918489

How would monster girls feel about a 25+ year old male virgin?

Would they be angry that a man was selfish enough to keep his seed to himself for that long?

Would they feel sad that the man has wasted years of his life being chaste?

>> No.14918497

>>14918482
That's not fair I want flesh powers too!

She's cute

>> No.14918503

>>14918489
Does it matter? They're gonna try to husbando'd you anyway

>> No.14918505

>>14918482
>altman praising intensifies

>> No.14918514

>>14918489
It'd probably be like how we feel about Christmas cakes.

Some would laugh, others would feel awful and for some it'd be a fetish. Which begs the question, which types of girl would have a male christmas cake fetish?

>> No.14918515

>>14918489
The same way we fee; about Cakes. They would just want to make a old lonely virgin feel loved.

>> No.14918522

>>14918489
Both.
They would probably also feel pity for someone not feeling the love a mamanos for 25 years of their life.
They would also be happy to be the one to undo that.

>> No.14918524

>>14918514
monoeye hands down

>> No.14918530

>>14918514
>laugh
He said monstergirls, not human girls.

>> No.14918537

>>14918088
Call them all fatties and stop hanging out with them! I'll shame them so much they start blogs on tumblr.

>> No.14918541

>Clean floors so hard it's slippery to the level it's almost friction-less
>Monster Girl Waifu walks in
What happens

>> No.14918543

>>14918514
Kikimoras.

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>>14918514
>>14918524
This

>> No.14918552

>>14918330
Good, then my mission is complete and this horse pussy is my wife.

>> No.14918555

>>14918514
Alices.

>> No.14918558

>>14918514
Unicorn, Kikimora, Sea Bishop, Devil, Alp, Alice

>> No.14918562

>>14918552
Have fun staying in the bandit camp while she's out working.

>> No.14918567

>>14918541
>Anubis

She makes a nice comment about how nice and shiny the floor looks.
Maybe she'd slip and skate over it if she came running in.

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I want a middle-schooler hellhound landlord who ends up becoming my wife!

>> No.14918573

>>14918514
Aren't male Christmas Cakes just bachelors?

>> No.14918581

>>14918547
>tfw no good monoeye stories

>> No.14918582

>>14918541
>Hellhound
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSKJv9EhLrs
I'd try not to laugh, laugh anyway and get raped for it.

>> No.14918588

>>14918078
Dirty stinky fire rat.

>> No.14918594

>>14918086
Elves are for _______.

>> No.14918600

>>14918594
Grabbing by the hips and sweeping off their feet.

>> No.14918602

>>14918594
loving

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>>14918086
>>14918082
Hips.
more hips http://imgur.com/a/xK6Hj

>> No.14918605

>>14918562
And then when she gets home I get to lick her abs, I see no downside to this.

>> No.14918614

>>14918541
>Maus
She squeaks while stumbling silly on slippery spots.

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>>14918541
>Kikimora
I just wanted to do something nice...

>> No.14918634

>>14918541
>Dragon
Because of the spook she will probably transform into her dragon self, completely destroying the house.

>> No.14918637

>>14918618
No Kiki! Pot is for hippies and unproductive bums!

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>>14918634
>Dragon with poor control over her transformation
>A literal sneeze can result in her losing partial or full control, resulting in either a much larger, draconic version of pic related, or even a full on transformation she has to spend hours undoing

Oh god.

>> No.14918658

>>14918309
Sure took their time translating these.

>> No.14918661

>After an accident involving a Wurm and a motorcycle you find yourself being resurrected by a Lich
>Not just any Lich, a loli Lich
>She seems rather young but it turns out she was a prodigy when it came to magic and transformed early
>Although she still looks young she's extremely secretive of her actual age
>While she has great control of magic, she's not so good with her emotions
>Unable to show anything on her face she resorts to stamping her feet and wailing her hands against your chest whenever something goes wrong
>During breaks from her research she insists that you read her fairy tales while sitting on your lap and takes no excuses for not doing so
How do you serve such a bratty undead master? Going along with it, head pats or maybe try scolding her and trying to get her to behave like a Lich?

>> No.14918668

>>14918657
>Dragon with total 100% complete control over her transformation abilities
>can use her claws like Nero's Devil Bringer, and morph them into giant fuck-off fists

>> No.14918670

>>14918658
It's not a real translation. It was just some silly sentiment that I gleaned from the image since it was intentionally made to be a "He removed his eyes to avoid petrification for her" type image.

>> No.14918673

>>14918661
start with former, slowly introduce latter as I confirm her affection levels for me

>> No.14918676

>>14918661
Tell her to act her age. She's probably older then I am.

>> No.14918679

>>14918541
>Holstaur
Would she even slip?

>> No.14918681

>>14918661
I AM A ROBOT

>> No.14918687

>>14918668
I'm imagining this but with a pissed off hellhound
>Swings her fist up
>Morphs into the paw of the mighty cerberus, gatekeeper of hell, nearly the size again of her torso
>Slams it down for a fire-spewing ground shattering impact

>> No.14918695

>>14918668
>>14918687
That's pretty awesome. I don't know where I've seen it before besides DMC, but I definitely remember seeing some on-the-fly partial transformation in some piece of fiction. The character was so good at it they could just transform their limbs for milliseconds at a time to get a power boost, mass boost, or block attacks seamlessly.
A dragon or hellhound doing that would be amazing to see in a battle. All the power of an army, with limitless adaptability and flexibility.

>> No.14918707

>>14918687
>Look I'm sure they'll have more butter for the popcorn in a little bit lets just go find a seat alight?

>> No.14918708

>>14918657
>Night battle time
>She has an orgasm

She is learning to control herself slowly but surely.

>> No.14918711

I don't know how to word this, please excuse me.

I love navels more than anything.
What monster girls would be of help to me exploring my love?

>> No.14918714

>>14918695
But do they have enough GUTS, DETERMINATION and PEOPLE THEY NEED TO PROTECT to defeat your average anon?

>> No.14918721

>>14918711
Probably one of the snake-ish girls, since they can do a full wrap around and aren't limited by puny humanoid leg sockets.

>> No.14918724

>>14918711
Ones with navels.

>> No.14918727

>>14918695
Actually, thinking about it, I might actually be thinking about the Dresden Files. One of the werewolves, perhaps.
Jim Butcher pls finish the next book already.

>> No.14918732

>>14918695
And then I ask you, how do you NOT fall in love with a woman that powerful and beatiful?

>> No.14918737

>>14918707
>Her aura expands explosively, enough to make even Asura reconsider a fight, fists clenched will hellflame spurting out around her knuckles, arms to her side and back as if howling a challenge to the heavens.
>"WHATS THE POINT OF POPCORN WITH NO BUTTER?"

>> No.14918738
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>>14918711
Depends if you like your girls toned or not.

>> No.14918740
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>>14918657
>No puffy vulva'd waifu to tease
>Slap her pussy to watch it jiggle
>Watch her get embarrassed

>> No.14918744

>>14918721
But snakes come from eggs. They don't have navels.

>> No.14918747
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>>14918657
>Dragon sneezes and gets stuck in her full form for a few days the first time
>Has to be your trainer in how to ride a Dragon
>Breaks lord knows how many kitchen knives trying to sudoku out of shame

>> No.14918751

>>14918738
Either is good with me.

>> No.14918752

>>14918744
Mamonomanabanana

>> No.14918753

>>14918732
I would have no trouble with that.
Getting her to fall in love with me would be the issue.

>> No.14918754

>>14918487
>one day your personal multi tool starts talking to you
>"hey kid. You got a waifu?"
>"Oh that species? Yeah she's a really cutie"
>"Hey you know, i can probably set you up with a monster like that."
>"You scratch my back I'll scratch yours, you just gotta follow some simple instructions"

>> No.14918764

>>14918744
Logic can't get in the way of navel love.

>> No.14918766

>>14918679
Yes and now she is mooing as her big soft cow butt is sliding her around the floor

>> No.14918774

>>14918740
>Toned wolfgirl with a vulva so puffy you can press your fingers against it like warm, soft sponge
>It never gets boring when your hands slip down from massaging her lithe steel-cable abs, to the contrasting softness of her lower lips

My fucking dick.

>> No.14918788

>>14918766
Mooing holsts is too far for me. Please don't put it in your stories writefags, it's just disturbing.

>> No.14918790
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14918790

>>14918086
>>14918082
Hips!

>> No.14918793

>>14918788
A holst making an actual moocow sound would be a little uncanny, yes. A noise like that should not be able to come out of a human mouth.

>> No.14918794

>>14918199
Ayy Lmao

>> No.14918795

>>14918744
There are certain snakes who give live birth.

>> No.14918796

>>14918753
Love can overcome anything! Be strong and she will answer your call.

>> No.14918800

>>14918766
Try not to laugh
Laugh a lot
Then fall over as she crashes into me and end up with her tits in my face.
>>14918788
I refer you to watch the Milk Party hentai to understand what Holstaur moos would sound like.

>> No.14918806

>>14918800
>HUMANS CAN GET COWS PREGNANT!?
That fucking doujin and hentai OVA are still my GOAT for 'Unplanned Pregnancy: The Show'

>> No.14918810
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14918810

Lamia a best, other species a shit.

Horse Pussy kind of okay though.

>> No.14918811

>>14918450
I'd buy it

>> No.14918817
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14918817

Thank god, Carl isn't here today.

>> No.14918819

>>14918810
This joke would probably work better with Tygan and Shen's daughter in the background instead.

>> No.14918823

>>14918806
THEY MADE AN OVA!?

>> No.14918824

>>14918817
Carl?

>> No.14918835

>>14918819
Pretty sure that image was made before XCOM 2 launched.
An Alien recruitment mod exists, now when's the monstergirl mods?

>> No.14918837

>>14918823
Anon calm down, yes they did but because of Japan's unbelievable shit taste they put it with some shit ntr rape ova so I doubt you'll be able to find just the Milk Party one without having to completely skip that shit.

>> No.14918839

>>14918824
The "nothing matters" guy that posts a pic of Carl from ATHF in space.

>> No.14918840

>>14918541
>Alp

Starts levitating and asks me if I need help getting out of there. Fuck, I've been upstaged again.

>> No.14918845

>>14918837
Well shoot.

>> No.14918848

>>14918845
Its still great to watch, /h/ might have a download or a series of webms that's just the Milk Party part but I have no idea, I've got one webm from it though and the doujin which is pretty much all I need.

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14918850

...

She's coming.

>> No.14918859

>>14918850
no she isn't
she never comes ever

>> No.14918884

>>14918859
The Jinko is coming! Everyone look busy.

>> No.14918947

>>14918884
Don't worry, we are just playing dead so the Jinko doesn't attack us.

>> No.14918950

>>14918450
>>14918457
>No 'In space, no one can hear you scream 'Rape!''
Please

>> No.14918953

I want to be hired by a failing monster girl super scientist as her intern and a boytoy.

>> No.14918960

>>14918953
Why not her successful rival?

>> No.14918962
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14918962

>>14918950

>> No.14918963

>>14918960
Because then it would be boring.

Besides, she's too short.

>> No.14918966
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14918966

So we all know that wolfus are the best waifus, be they fox-girls, anubi, hellhounds, kobolds, or actual wolfgirls.
And no matter what sort of sex you have with them, wherever it's sub/dom sex, wrestlesex, missionary, doggystyle or tender seated sex, it's always the best sex.

But how would you make love with your wolfu for the first time? When you're both together, ready to bond and become one for the first time, what's your ideal scenario? Your fantasy situation, and your favourite way to first breach that boundary with her?

>> No.14918967

>>14918962
Such a fearsome creature.
Time for me to fall back upon my oldest of instincts.
Engage the hug.

>> No.14918970

>>14918963
But you'll have more career options that way.

>> No.14918978

>>14918970
Yeah but not only could I tell them what my experience is, but I can also impress them by the fact that I survived.

>> No.14918981

>>14918966
I'd let it happen organically. Watching a movie, steamy scene comes on and she gets handsy? That's cool. Grabs me by the dick and drags me to the bedroom? OK.
All I want is to give her ears a good rubbing after the action. Bet that'd feel great.

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14918993

>>14918966

>> No.14918994

>>14918966
>But how would you make love with your wolfu for the first time?
>implying I have a choice
But then it isn't rape.

>> No.14918996

>>14918966
But you're wrong; lamias are best waifus.

>> No.14918997

>>14918967
>Still no stories about her
I don't care if she only gets one, I need my fix.

>> No.14919003
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14919003

>´Warmaster!
>'What should I tell the troops?'

>> No.14919004

>>14918997
Yeah, nothing would be better than for her to sneak up on a guy, slowly lower herself while letting out that trademark hiss only for the man to turn around and plant a kiss on her lips.

>> No.14919006

>>14918997
So write one.

>> No.14919009

>>14919003
That today is the day I find them all husbands

>> No.14919011

>>14919003
>"The one who has the most outstanding achievements in this next battle gets to use me as a bodypillow for a week."

>> No.14919019

>>14919003
Lady I told you I'm not your warmaster, you just kidnapped me and made me your leader.

>> No.14919021
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>>14919003
Prepare to march upon the Reptilian Hordes to the North!

>> No.14919026
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14919026

I love loen

>> No.14919029

>>14919003
"We march at dawn! Prepare the drums and the oil, for the sight of our troops shall be the first weapon we wield, before any blade need be drawn!

And when we take their camps, their finest unclaimed warriors may join us, if they can best one of our own in combat! Marriage ceremonies will follow each incoming warrior, that the party need never cease!

And to those unmarried after the battle, seek me out, and I shall reward your valor. For one night, I will be yours, for whatever you please.

Now, to arms! May no warrior feel fear, for we will be victorious!"

>> No.14919032

>>14919003
Fight hard, crush our enemies, free this town from the grip of the Order, and I swear to god if any of you stop to rape civilians or enemy combatants you'll be on septic tank duty every time our chefs make spicy food for the next decade.

>> No.14919040
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14919040

>You will never smooth-talk your way out of trouble in the face of a Dragon Girl, complimenting her as she boasts about her power.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SWMmxGiwgQ

>> No.14919044

>>14919026
This for some reason reminds me of that one scene from Valkyria Chronicles.
You know the one.

>> No.14919047

>>14918981
They'd be warm and soft as velvet, definitely. And touching them post-orgasm would be sure to elicit some cute little hums and happy growls.

>>14918993
I love that doujin. Not just for the suplex, either.

>>14918994
But how would you like her to rape you? On a bed of leaves in a cave out in the forest? In your own bed, or her own bed when she goes into heat with you around?

>>14918996
Lamias are great. They're good cuddlers and kissers, and top tier waifu material.
But they're not the best.

>> No.14919051

>>14919047
>But they're not the best
Yes they are. I hope you can see the truth one day.

>> No.14919053

>>14919040
I would rather act like a Cheshire and make her mad just to see what she would do with me.

>> No.14919054

>>14919040
God, I want to have sex with Benedict Cumberbatch so long as he never stops talking during the act

>> No.14919057

>>14919051
I have already found the truth, and it is fluffy.

>> No.14919059

>>14919044
>tfw you will never save Selvaria and make superior valkyrur children with her

It's just not fair.

>> No.14919061

>>14919003
Time to shave that carpet.

>> No.14919066

>>14919057
The truth is scaly and soft, anon.

>> No.14919068

I don't want to be raped. Especially by lamia because serpents are scary. Thank you for your consideration.

>> No.14919070

>>14919059
Didn't the dude she loved treat her like total shit?

>> No.14919074

>>14919068
So you do want to be raped.

>> No.14919076

>>14919006
Ability to properly articulate a story without relying on porn cliches is lacking, reception will be poor without changing pen name, not really a monster so much as she is a xeno.

>> No.14919080

>>14919070
I wouldn't say he treated her like shit. More with indifference. Basically he saw her as a weapon first, and a person second.

>> No.14919081

>>14919051
Maybe once science gives me a fluffy lamia with a soft mofu tail, cute doggy ears, and a perfect wolfu personality.
Until then, though, canid monstergirls remain the best and the most beautiful.
I respect and support your lamia love, though.

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>>14919044
Yeah...

>> No.14919091

>>14919059
Well, there is a doujin with her and the girls from VC 3.

But yeah, I'd make so many kids with her.

>> No.14919098

>>14919068
It's ok anon, just tell that to your future lamia rapist and I'm sure she will be gentle enough.

>>14919081
I fear you've been brainwashed by some evil fluffy girl. Go ask the nearest lamia for help.

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14919103

I am quite impressed with what these guys have managed to achieve so far.

>> No.14919105

>>14918766
Would the moo go through the Doppler Effect?

>> No.14919111

>>14919103
I like it too.
I just wish the lamia girl that was in it didn't have all the wings and horns.
They look too gaudy.

>> No.14919114

>>14918657
source?

>> No.14919117

>>14919068
I share some of your fears about lamias. I'd rather not run into one during the winter, since I need all of my bones intact.

>> No.14919123

>>14919103
Flex those Shark arms!

>> No.14919124

>>14919117
They'd get pretty sluggish in the cold, so as long as you keep your distance you should be fine.

>> No.14919125

>>14919103
>sharkgirl
Oh yes

>> No.14919127

>>14919103
Muscle shark is going to get her head pad.

>> No.14919129

>>14919114
Spic and Rolf.

>> No.14919131

>>14919103
How long until he adds a girl that's a full-on tittymonster?

>> No.14919132

>>14919129
official manga?

>> No.14919140

>>14919132
Light novel, manga and anime.

Yes, that scene is from the official manga.

>> No.14919142

>>14919132
Yes.

>> No.14919148
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14919148

>Be a member of a holy order dedicated to justice, and have the highest record of administrating justice to evil monsters who threaten humans no matter what.
>A distant church has had problems of children who have gone to play near an old castle, getting being attacked by an unholy creature that would grab them and pick them off the ground before dropping them.
>You get the job by the head of the order slay this beast and bring back its head.
>You enter into the deepest part of the castle, where the sun has no chance of shining and find a coffin.
>Out of the coffin rises a female werebat who wonders what you are doing in her castle. When you claim you are there to slay her for terrorizing innocent children which makes her stare at you confusion.
>The werebat explains to you that she was just lonely and when she saw the children playing on her castle grounds she would play along with them.
>She didn't mean to scare anyone, honestly. She just wanted to have close friends since nobody comes to her castle, and she just joined in on their fun.

So what are you going to do?

>> No.14919154

>>14919098
Sorry, anon. Canine girls have cast a spell over my heart that I'd never ever wish to break.

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>>14919140
>>14919142
I see, thanks

>> No.14919158

>>14919148
Bring her out to apologize and see where it goes from there.

>> No.14919170

>>14919154
Don't worry, tell me your location and I will send you a lamia that will break the spell.

What color do you prefer by the way, white or purple?

>> No.14919174

>>14919148
Nothing, because this entire premise is tired and stupid.

>> No.14919178

>>14919003
Ready the Worgs, tomorrow we ride to take MGC Beach!

For the waaaaaghhh!

>> No.14919182

>>14919170
>trying to get a shirohebi or apophis to NTR me away from my wolfu
I'm respecting you and your lamia love less and less.

>> No.14919185

>>14919111
She's a Nidhogg anon, not a Lamia.
I'm more interested in the Fox twins.

>> No.14919189

>>14919185
>Not a lamia
Then he better damn put a "real" lamia in there.

>> No.14919193

>>14919103
I'm still slightly mad that he drew a muscle wolf and then said that she wasn't in the game.
I'll take a muscle shark though.

>> No.14919196

>>14919189
Well then you'd better donate to the Patreon and vote for one.
Inb4 whining about Patreon.

>> No.14919202

>>14919148
Bring her out to the village, 'slay' her by poking her forehead and declaring her vanquished, and have her 'suffer' by being forced to introduce herself to all the townsfolk and 'serve' them by providing occasional childcare assistance.

JUSTICE IS SERVED. DEUS VULT.

>> No.14919204

>>14919182
But anon you jsut said they used a spell against your will! It's not NTR when the beautiful lamia comes to save you from the evil girl!

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>>14919196
>then you'd better donate to the Patreon and vote for one.
I don't need to put up with this.
I DON'T HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THIS, YOU KNOW!
I probably will.

>> No.14919209

MGs temporarily have cocks for a week.

What qualities do they have and how do you tease them about it?

>loli kitsune with huge dick
>stroke it gently with one finger

>Raiju with shota dick
>suck on the glans underneath the skin

>ghost varieties of limp, meaty dick
>erections impossible

>succubi have double dicks
>incubi have no dicks

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>>14919209

>> No.14919218
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>>14919209
Go die in a fire.

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>>14919204
>they used a spell against your will!
It's a funny little spell called love.

>> No.14919222

>>14919209
They say Anon's eyes narrowed so thinly, so narrowly, that they thought he blinked

>> No.14919224

>>14919204
It's a metaphor. The spell was cast the moment I layed eyes on her, and with my full knowledge and approval. It's that little magic known as love.

>> No.14919227

>>14919209
(You)

>> No.14919229

>>14919206
Hey, at least he's only letting people vote for girls and not what scenes get into the game.
I'm 99% sure he's refused any possibility of futa at all in the game.
And hey, he's giving us a game where you can fuck kitsune twins.

>> No.14919230

>>14919202
That's some heavy ass justice senpai.

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>>14919209

>> No.14919246

>>14919131
Sadly, I have a feeling the slime is about as titty monster as he's going to go.

>> No.14919249

>>14919103
What the hell is this from?

>> No.14919251

>>14919246
Aww man, I just wish the girls character models had a bit more meat on them.

>> No.14919253

>>14919230
NONE SHALL ESCAPE THE RIGHTEOUS LIGHT OF JUSTICE

Only through penance shall her evil be cleansed!

The alternative would be accompanying me on my quest to mete out justice, and there's no way she'd be interested in an old paladin like me, right? Even if the path of righteousness is so very lonely...

>> No.14919257

>>14919249
Monster Girl Island.

>> No.14919264

>>14919219
>>14919224
I guess it's a lost cause. Two men who willl never be able to experience the love of a lamia, what a tragedy.

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>>14919209
>I never asked for this

>> No.14919267

>>14919249
Monstergirl Island. She's not in the game yet but there's a demo where you can get raped by a slime.

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>>14919209

>> No.14919272
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14919272

Remember, if we're invaded in 2017 make sure to stay the course if you want super powers.

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14919273

>>14919209
>>14919222
So... this?

But in all seriousness you'd probably be comforting a lot of them non-sexually, even if it was about sex-related matters.

>> No.14919274

>>14919273
Fuck off.

>> No.14919275

>>14919246
I want a titty monster lizardman to be my friend and complain about how large her breasts are only to tell her that I think she'd look better if they were bigger.

>> No.14919276

>>14919272
I'd rather disregard magic and obtain waifu instead.

>> No.14919280

>>14919264
Wolfu love is full of loyalty, head rubs and mutual nose nuzzling anyway.

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14919281

>>14919209
DO NOT TEASE THE RAIJU
Raijus are love

>> No.14919288

>>14919274
What's your problem pal? I simple found a suitable reaction image and answer the question.

>> No.14919290

>>14919272
I want to see the smile wiped out of your faces when 2017 does happens and some kind of virginity brigade actually gets created.

The worst part is that you will get imprisoned if you show signs of wanting to fuck a monstergirl in fear that you will threaten the collective virginity.

>> No.14919294

>>14919264
If the "love of a lamia" involves getting strangled by a giant snake and potential for venom, then I'm glad that I'm missing out.

Wolfus sound more pleasant at this point.

>> No.14919303
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14919303

This is the power of the Monawoo!

>> No.14919310

>>14919303
Does the Monawoo use mamanabanana to power up?

>> No.14919311

>>14919303
I want this local girl to go awoo elsewhere.

>> No.14919312

>>14919003
Crush your enemies

See them driven before you

Hear the lamentation of the men

>> No.14919325
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14919325

>>14919303
Level up, Anon. Clearly I'm missing the reference as per the 'sword'

How about we dedicate some time to armoured monster waifus?

>> No.14919327
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>People responded to the obvious bait

You're all disappointments.

>> No.14919329

>>14919281
I want to use my dick as a lightning rod and show it to a Raiju!

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>>14919325
Aww shit, someone drew another Makai Knight Momiji?
Fucking awesome.

>> No.14919341

>>14919331
Yup, ledjoker07. He's got some good stuff.

>> No.14919349

>>14919341
>I will never be able to draw cute monstergirls and rad /m/ shit
>I will never have art skills of any significance
Hope the guy draws more Garo stuff in the future since he also drew Hong Meiling riding a totally-not-Gouten.

>> No.14919350

>>14919327
I wish i was in that forest.

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>>14919325
Is a snake fine too...? In before Fate reference[/spoiler BUT more MG Servants would be pretty cool.

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>>14919349
>never
>NEVER

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>>14919349
You can do it if you try hard at it.

>> No.14919368

>>14919358
Lamia Rider would be excellent rider, a big, kuudere medusa who keeps her eyes bound and has a genki, flat chested pegasus friend friend that tells her master how much she actually likes him.


Elf caster would be olev as well.

All those ear nibble sthat would happen.

>> No.14919371

>>14918993
>interlocking fingers
How horrible.

>> No.14919374

>>14919366
Are you that Leanan-Sidhe guy?

>> No.14919380

>>14919366
that's cute

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>>14919329
At first it may go down that way, but rest-assured that she WILL ground you quite literally in due course... if she likes you.


I love the MGE Raijuu designs, but this was a good chance to show this off. Although more interesting than this is that it's apparently part of an upcoming game.

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>>14919350
So does she anon.

So does she...

>> No.14919390

>>14919349
Never give up anon, how hard could drawing /m/ be?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZlhyQcQ-wA

>> No.14919395

>>14919390
>how hard could drawing /m/ be?
You're expanding on human proportions with a wide array of different shapes for one thing.

>> No.14919397

>>14919383
She looks like she's weak to tickles for some reason, kind of wanna try to do it.

>> No.14919400

>>14919350
Me too. I love almost all of the monsters in that picture, although I have preferences towards the Alraunes.

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>>14919331
It's GG if you fight any armoured waifu, especially this one.

>> No.14919403

>>14919390
>Currently commissioning something /m/ related
>Specifically G-Gundam related
I'll let you know when it's done.

>> No.14919404

I want to hit a monoeye in the face!

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>>14919404

>> No.14919411

>>14919397
>Raiju Waifu has a body that reacts to tickles like the "black plasma" lamps.
>You can't see the arcs of energy, but they cause her skin to glow wherever you touch.
>Her body may or may not have a similar reaction to other forms of stimulation, sexual or not

>> No.14919414

>>14919310
It draws upon the mamanobama in every life form around us. The Awoo is a fundamental part of this world, and the Monawoo is attuned to it, to the point where it's wielded can see visions of all who might "awoo".

>>14919311
Tough. This is her turf now.

>>14919325
It's the Monado from Xenoblade.

>> No.14919417

>>14919401
You stay away from my Gazer waifu.

>> No.14919418

>>14919383
I always wondered what would happen if you bite the parts where the lightning comes off, would the shock be big?

I kinda want to go down on a Raiju and a Thunderbird now.

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>>14919403
Keep me posted senpai.

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>>14919404
Izumi is best Ajin

>> No.14919426

>>14919349
Literally have some agency, embrace failure, and keep a pencil in your hands.
You'd be amazed at what you can achieve even in just six months of casual practice.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=RkNeZDRuqWs

>> No.14919433

>>14919414
>Monado from Xenoblade
ARRGGGHH! It was so damn familiar. I should've remembered, especially after all the comparisons between it and the instrument of 'Greatest Idol Miku'

>> No.14919436

>>14919417
>this waifu
>not my waifu
Still, fair enough. I tried to imply this because I find Gazerfag adorable, but it seems I failed. She's all yours though, Anon.

>> No.14919438

>>14919422
I should really watch this...

>> No.14919446
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>>14919325
>>14919331
>>14919358
>>14919401
Let's not forget one of the original and true, full-armored waifu!


In before:
>original
>recolor

>> No.14919448

>>14919436
Armor Gazer is my waifu.

Gazerfag can have all the other ones but Armor Gazer is mine.

Dragon Dogma Gazer

>> No.14919452

>>14919446
I got one better for you.

>doesn't know that the Khepri are the scarabs

>> No.14919453

>>14919433
Oh wow, I just looked that up, and they really do look similar. That's hilarious.

>> No.14919466

>>14919438
"Brace for impact" future fellow fan. When you hear that line, I promise you the meaning behind it will be satisfying,or horrifying... something far worse than jet fuel melting beams, I'll say that much.

>> No.14919467

So, who's the ultimate husbando hunter? who should i be watching for when i go walking through the woods alone at night?

>> No.14919477

>>14919452
They are, indeed, and that's why I tacked on "Scarab" at the end because it honestly could be a sub-species of Soldier Beetle that actually served as a Pharaoh's soldier-class workers. Just give them some wings and blue ornamentation/gems and it'd be great!

>> No.14919478

>>14919421
I want to get a wurm dressed up in that suit.

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>>14918489

Foxes are typically portrayed as having the desire to be a wife. If he's old enough to marry and she's old enough to carry, I don't think there would be a problem.

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>>14919478
A Wurm wearing a skimpy suit made of latex...? Hmm, Wurm... latex... W- Wurmtex?

Anon, on a vastly unrelated note, I think we've found our Monster Girl private security company! Their forces would be as impenetrable as a Wurm's hide unless they want to be penetrated... to say the least.

>> No.14919508

>>14919477
You have no idea what scarabs actually are do you? And you have forgotten the MGE Khepri.

>> No.14919531

>>14918082
Hips are great but Thighs are better

>> No.14919533

>>14919531
My man

>> No.14919537

>>14919467
The elves. They capture men to sell or use as slaves.

>> No.14919548

>>14919508
I'm simply playing on the Egyptian depiction that represented beetles and was often adorned with gold and blue elements.

>> No.14919551
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>>14919531
Big fat Woxk thighs

>> No.14919565

>>14919551
>Yes!
>YES!

>> No.14919567

>>14919537
And they wonder why we molest them so much.

>> No.14919568

>>14919548
>implying scarab means generic beetle
>still missing the point about scarabs already existing as their own kind of monstergirl

Dang son.

>> No.14919571

>>14919551
I want to feed my wock neesan and have her complain about her big thighs.

>> No.14919575

>>14919531
Thighs and hips usually go together hand in hand. Big hips mean big thighs.

Just look at >>14918092, >>14918458 and >>14918115.

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>>14919571
I want to nibble on those thighs.

>> No.14919582

>>14919578
Just the thighs?

>> No.14919583

>>14919327
Why are insect girls so lovely?

>> No.14919603

>>14919582
Gotta start somewhere.

I'd work my way up to her labia only to linger a moment and then proceed to the other thigh just to fuck with her.

>> No.14919605

>>14919327
I eagerly await classics such as
'It's Summer'
'It's Autumn'
and of course 'It's Winter'.

With 'It's Halloween' in the future maybe.

>> No.14919608

>>14919578
Yeah, they are pretty nice.
Don't forget that some of that pudge has to move north.

>> No.14919613

>>14919603
That's a good way to have a big meaty claw force you into her crotch.

>> No.14919614

>>14919605
And don't forget the new one-hit wonder 'It's the current year'

>> No.14919616

>>14919603
Cause their cute and like to cuddle, also they are great for making their hearts buzz with joy. I want to take a chubby mantis and cuddle with her all day, all the while nuzzling her face and massaging her antennae.

>> No.14919623

>>14919571
Stop enabling fatties, they're addicts.

>> No.14919624

>>14919605
>We never got It's Winter

Fack.

>> No.14919626

>>14919003
For crying out loud, Mom, go back to the car and put your goddamned pants back on.

Can we seriously not even go to Dairy Queen without you bludgeoning someone over the head and claiming it for the horde?

>> No.14919630

>>14919608
Sounds fine. All the better to tease her.

>>14919613
I don't see the problem.

>> No.14919639

>>14919626
Why is your mom dressed as a sexy maid?

>> No.14919641

>>14919630
It would smell and she would lock your head there.

>> No.14919654

>>14919616
Chubby mantises need to have huge bottoms so you can fondle them when they get stuck.

>>14919623
They'll be fine.

>>14919630
Indeed, a pudgy belly and some large breasts are great.

>> No.14919666

>>14919641
It would certainly smell delightful.

And getting headlocked in there is to be expected, up until her eyes started rolling back and her moans became deep and throaty.

>> No.14919675

>>14919639
She just does that sometimes. A lot, actually.
Not sure why but she always seems to spend her allowance on maid dresses and maid accessories.

And yeah, you read that right, she has an allowance.
That I give to her every week.
Because she lives in my house.
And won't get a job.

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Nohr...

>> No.14919693

>>14919641
Sounds like how one usually eats pussy. My body is ready

>> No.14919699
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>>14919691
or Hoshido.

You must choose.

>> No.14919701

>>14919699
>>14919691
Invisible.
For both snek girls.

>> No.14919706

>>14919701
Not a valid choice scumbag.

Now you get neither. Which means you'll probably Alp too.

>> No.14919711

>>14919691
Norh.
Better maps and gameplay.

>> No.14919712

>>14919691
>>14919699
I side with neither path. What happens now?

>> No.14919713

>>14919706
The DLC will be out soon Anon.

>> No.14919716

>>14919103
Those abs are arousing. I want her to fin-lock me and nibble at my neck while she uses them to slam her fishy bits against my pelvis.

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>>14919325
Her armor looks like a fusion of Gaia's and Garos.

>> No.14919727

>>14919713
>Not having a hacked 3DS so he can play it.
>laughing neesans.tiff

Come on Anon...
[Spoiler]Well, as long as you are having fun.

>> No.14919728

>>14919712
.>>14919706

>> No.14919730

>Go to boarding school with MGs
>MG student really likes you
>It turns out you actually have a thing for your lonely CC MG sensei
>She has a thing for you to
>It develops into a full on relationship
>MG student looks up to sensei as a mentor
>HFW she goes to sensei's quarters and sees you two fucking on the carpet surrounded by candles and overturned wine glasses

What happens? What do?

>> No.14919731

>>14919716
>fishy bits

>> No.14919733

Lets play a game, anon.
Poorly describe something monstergirl related and the rest of us will guess what it is.

I'll go first
Rapetrain attempts to seduce, rolls 1 for critical failure, gets raped

>> No.14919737

>>14919730
3p

>> No.14919741

>>14919733
Cocatrice?

>> No.14919743

>>14919730
Threeplayer mode.

>> No.14919748

>>14919730
It's time for sensei to teach me how to dominate a nervous young girl.

>> No.14919750

>>14919733
YOUR MOM
rekt

>> No.14919755

>>14919730
Young one gets cucked, Sensei-student relationships are the tastiest forbidden fruit

also:

>Implying the CC would give up her newfound, virile man

Not bloody likely.

>> No.14919762

>>14919568
>implying there's only one use for scarab
>implying Monster Girl designs can't ever share themes

It's not difficult, Anon. I'll stop here though, because now we're not even talking about >>14919325 at all anymore.

>> No.14919772

>>14919730
Tag-team her with Sensei, until she's a helpless, ahegaoing wreck, then chain her up in Sensei's basement and keep her as a marital aid, forever and ever and ever...

>> No.14919785
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>>14919699
>>14919691
Neither.

Fuck the war, I'm going to run away with everyone's waifus.

>> No.14919790

>>14919730
Threesome.

>> No.14919793

>>14919785
>And thus the war was ended by Anon impregnating all the women.

>> No.14919794

>>14919733
Boy meets girl
Girl rapes boy
Boy kills girl and hooks up with his grandma

>> No.14919801

>>14919785
.>>14919706

You're all disappointments!

>> No.14919805

>>14919733
Boy is raped by girl
Boy turns into a girl

>> No.14919806

>>14919733
Beat me, fuck me, marry me if you can.

>> No.14919809
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They grow up so fast.

>> No.14919813

>>14919805
Sounds headpattable. Is it a skeleton?

>> No.14919815

>>14919809
Monstergirls?

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>>14919806
Her...?

>> No.14919822

>>14919762
>implying there's only one use for scarab
There is. It's literally the north african dung beetle and nothing else. It's amazing that you even try to argue otherwise.

>implying Monster Girl designs can't ever share themes
No but calling it something it's not is retarded. Like recoloring a nine tail fox and calling it an anubis is about on the same tier as what you did.

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>>14919624
It's winter

>> No.14919824

>>14919809
Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door.

>> No.14919825
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>> No.14919826

>>14919817
Was thinking of fire rat, but this works too.

>> No.14919827

>>14919823
Close enough I guess.

Now we just need anon to look all properly unhappy about it being Winter.

>> No.14919829

>>14919822
>recoloring a nine tail fox and calling it an anubis

Nine-tailed anubis goddess when?

>> No.14919836

>>14919829
I hope never. Two-tailed Set is enough of a megaslut. Just imagine what nine would be like. She'd make the Fallen God look like a chaste maiden.

>> No.14919839

>>14919825
Would sh like me to come over, so we could cuddle with one another, while curling up to read books together?

>> No.14919844

>>14919836
Set a shit. Hathor's way better.

>> No.14919848

>>14919839
>cozying up with a ryu on a couch, sharing a big thick blanket
>by a fireplace on a -30C night, with hot cocoa
please

>> No.14919851

>>14919836
>>14919844
Well, more for me then.

>> No.14919858

>>14919848
I wish for this as well, as being cozy with a monster girls is one of the best things ever. Also it allows for you to cuddle the ryu and nuzzle her face, an action she wasn't expected. This all ends with you and the ryu cuddling together in bed,her saying how cozy you are to wrap around and that you make her the happiest girl in the world.

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14919861

I want one.

>> No.14919873

>>14919861
We all do.
I'd want an oppai loli one so that I can sneak up and grope her chest, whispering lewd things into her ears.

>> No.14919874
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FLUFFY

LAMIA

>> No.14919876

>>14919861
>no sunglasses yet
>no Cyclops visor

>> No.14919879

>>14919733
A man and his ghost waifu go beat up people.

>> No.14919880

>>14919861
I want to take off her mask and look her dead in the eyes knowing full well what that means.

>> No.14919881

>>14919876
>>no Cyclops visor

This shall not stand. Latenight where are you? Your people need you!

>> No.14919884

>>14919836
Nah, Set's just a violent slut. Probably as a result of being drawn by .less so much. She's completely the opposite of what an anubis is normally like.
So a nine tailed anubis goddess would be very hesitant to choose a husband, and loyal to the death. She'd also love being fawned over and having her body worshipped by her loving husband. I expect the runes on her body would be much more elaborate than just two exclamation marks, too. Conduits of magical power that visually display her divinity, and make your skin tingle with power when you trace a finger over them.
Being such a neat freak, she'd probably use her godly power to reverse entropy, too.

>> No.14919887

>>14919880
Hell that's probably like a marriage proposal to them.

>> No.14919905

>>14919861
>>14919880

>Basilisk wants you to be the one to take off her mask
>You do so and see that she has her eyes closed.
>She opens them slowly and when they're wide open she takes a good look at you and smiles
>Her eyes are more beautiful than you would've guessed.
>She excitedly takes your clothes off and coils you up in her tail.
>The two of you start having sex. It's a shame you can't really do anything with the poison going through you.
>She stares you straight in the eyes the entire time; your body becoming more and more pleasantly numb.
>By the end of you become exhausted. She gets cozy in the bed with you and you both fall asleep.
>When you wake up you see her wearing her mask again, smiling at you.

yes

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14919908

Shouldn't you be sleeping?

>> No.14919919

>>14919905
>>14919880
>tell her you love her
>with the mask on all you see is her slightly blushing face, her mouth like "awawawa"

>> No.14919920

>>14919908
Maybe, but I can go to the allergy clinic on 6 hours of sleep and I haven't fapped to alps yet.

>> No.14919923

>>14919908
Yeah probably, but depression and insomnia had other plans.

>> No.14919925

>>14919908
Why would I go to sleep, it's not even 1 AM.

>> No.14919929

>>14919905
>nobody cared who she was until she put on the mask
I wish I was here for the thread where Medusa version 2 was introduced.

>>14919920
Allergic to your own jizz or something?

>> No.14919930

>>14919908
I wish. It's almost 6am and as usual, I haven't slept for more than an hour. I feel like my body's slowly dying.

God, I want a weresheep. Or a slimegirl. Or a sleep-inducing barometz. Anything to soothe and take the pain away,

>> No.14919931

>>14919908
>>14919923
Speaking of which whats the best monster girl to fuck me to sleep? Like just ride me until I'm exhausted then cuddle me until I fall asleep and stay like that until we both wake up the next day?

>> No.14919934

>>14919931
A weresheep I would think

>> No.14919935

>>14919929
>Medusa version 2
But anon, she's not tsundere.
And she doesn't paralyze you.

>> No.14919936

>>14919931
Youko are pretty much non-stop fuck machines by MG standards.

>> No.14919939

>>14919929
Allergic to like 20 things and thankfully none of them are my own jizz. These shots are worth every penny, though.

It's a shame we don't have mamonobama because that's free.

>> No.14919940

>>14919935
Paralyzed deep in that pussay. Ha ha.

>> No.14919943

>>14919936
He said he wants a monster to fuck him to sleep, though, not be kept awake day and night in a perpetual fuck machine. It's why I'm not giving the usual answer.

>>14919931
Dormouse, I guess.

>> No.14919945

>>14919908
No, daylight savings is fucking me good.

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14919949

>>14919383
I like my Raijus brown.

>> No.14919951

>>14919949
Thundernazi was best electrobitch.

>> No.14919952

>>14919949
Brown raijus are shockingly hot.

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>>14919825
>Spend the evening cozying up and story-timing with Ryuu waifu
>Talk of her daily duties ensue... they've changed due to you
>Then "I'm neither god nor dragon. I'm just your woman."
>Decide to get all cute and cuddly before getting sexy
>Accidentally brush the one and only: reverse scale
>A lovely nine months pass by at a good pace
>Husbando is now Daddyo to daughteryuu
>AND THEY GROW UP SO FAST!
>You hope she'll be blessed too
>Manly tears shed at wedding
Is this what you're implying?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBoaCHmvCZY

>> No.14919962

>>14919949
Have one then! It's quite the nice recolour: http://imgur.com/a/IP6g5#7

>> No.14919966

>>14919940
Okay, point.

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14919971

Master...what are you doing?

>> No.14919975

>>14919971
Turning in for the night.

Got a busy week ahead.

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14919977

>>14919971
Comforting you, Kiki. Comforting you. If you're not okay to sleep along tonight, you know where to find me. Goodnight.

>> No.14919978

>>14919971
I wanted to wait and ask if you'd like to join me in bed, you have to be tired and I also like t know if you want to cuddle up with me?

>> No.14919982

>>14919971
Shitposting on /pol/ and playing boatsluts.

>> No.14919985

>>14919971
fucking kiki everynight jesus christ please comfort me i'm so lonely

>> No.14919993

>>14919971
Being angry because my game doesn't work properly.

>> No.14919995

>>14919971
The same thing I do every night, drink heavily and ponder the mistakes I made to get me to this point.

>> No.14919997

>>14919971
Battling giant robots before going to bed.
I will also be doubling the milk rations for that elven maid we picked up.
Poor thing looks like she's starving.

>> No.14920000

>>14919971
Just got done watching a live car chase.

>> No.14920012

>>14919971

Considering contacting more artists for commissions

>> No.14920067

So what girl would like staying up late building gunpla with me?

>> No.14920074

So I was thinking about writing this thing where a Dragoon ensign and his Wyvern partner, fresh off the academy, are assigned to this fort in the desert full of soldiers with zero morale and a very good understanding with the supposed enemy.
Thoughts?

>> No.14920079
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14920079

Dear Anubis-senpai,
It's been a week since my last orgasm and I just can't get it done. I don't know what it is you did so differently, but I fear my hands just aren't cut out for this. Please help.

>> No.14920082

>>14920067
Golem.
Wurm
Anubis

>> No.14920094

>>14919971
DONT SASS ME WOMAN

>> No.14920101

>>14919971
I just came from my morning jog! I've been awake for more than two hours and haven't eaten a thing but I had a cup of coffee! I also did five pull-ups during my jog!
One day I too will be an ally of justice, Alfreda!

>> No.14920105

>>14920074
I'm interested. Wyverns get fuck-all for content anyways.

>> No.14920110

>>14920074
Anything with more Wyvern is good. As long as it's not some bull shit.

>> No.14920112

>>14920105
So I'm thinking the Dragoon will have a stick up his ass about military discipline, but would it work better if she was supporting him in this or should she be more laid back?
>>14920110
What's that supposed to mean then?

>> No.14920122

>>14920067
Lich would also spend the time you're sleeping on animating it.

>> No.14920124

>>14920079
"The Dick Tomb" does not sound like a positive nickname.

>> No.14920141

>>14920124
It is the inevitable fate of the D to be entombed within those walls.

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>>14920082
>Golem sees building models almost like making a child, and gets rather worked up over working with you
>Anubis lectures you about what you do wrong, somehow assembling PG with her big paws as you struggle with a HG before gently guiding you through it
>Wurm doesn't really build the kits, but she likes to mix around the parts and have pretend battles with them

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>>14919971
Gettin swole!

>> No.14920173

>>14920154
This girl is big.

>> No.14920176

>>14920173
For ZUUL MOTHERFUCKER, ZUUL!

>> No.14920183

>>14920154
I want to help that mino get even more swole.

>> No.14920189

>>14920144
Wurm is best gril along with the other two.

>> No.14920190

>>14920183
I want to wear her sweaty leotards over my head and rob a convenience store!

>> No.14920191

>>14920079
Just hold your dick, imagine her moans in your ears as she sinks onto your hot shady, and do what comes naturally.

>> No.14920198

>>14920191
>shady
Shaft, you fuckin' autocorrect.

>> No.14920199

>>14920154
>She'll never pick you up and carry you over to her team from the school [insert sport here] team and steal your virginity in a reverse-gang bang
God damn it.

>> No.14920214

>>14920079
Seriously, I thought someone screencapped that lovely greentext from a couple threads back?

Post it? Please?

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>>14920154
VANESSA A CUTE!

CUTE!

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>>14920112
>no reply
Well I'll just do whatever then. It'll be on your heads if you don't like what happens.
>>14920214
Nobody screencapped it.

>> No.14920222

>>14920199
/fit/itaur? Nah, she'd spaghetti all over.

>> No.14920236

>>14920190
She's just going to ride you all the harder for it when she finds out.
And then make you take it all back.

>> No.14920237

>>14920222
I'm going to fantasize about being the fucktoy of the MGC high Football team and you can't stop me anon.
I will not be denied the busty /fit/ reverse-gangbangs.
Call me a slut if you must.

>> No.14920242

>>14920236
Please no, I need to support my habit!
>>14920237
Slutbucket!

>> No.14920248

>>14920242
No!
No husband of hers is going to keep stealing until he gets put in jail where a dire manticore and a quartet of large rat thugs will will fight over him like a piece of meat.

>> No.14920250

>>14920248
But I needs muh venom, mang.

>> No.14920251

>>14920074
One day I'll write my own Dragoon Story.
With a focus on Dragoon Graduates far-afield, attempting to earn wives the "Old Fashioned Way".

Someday. Yes.
God I suck...

>> No.14920254

>>14920198
I want q t monstrous grills to sink on to my animation studio.

>> No.14920255

>>14920251
Help me succeed, anon. You're hopeless, but I can still amount to something.

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>>14920222
She's not exactly a girl to stutter or hesitate when you ask her for it.

>> No.14920258

>>14920250
You are going to get clean and she's going to make you!
There's a nice pharoah with experience treating addicts down the street she knows who can help you out.

>> No.14920261

>>14920258
Pharaoh? She's just some stripper.

>> No.14920262

>>14919362
Not him but, when it comes to drawing you either got it or you don't.

T. Dude who's entire immediate family Was good at art except him.

>> No.14920268

>>14920261
Please, she is a doctor trained in rehabilitating manticore, apophis, and arachne victims.

>> No.14920271

>>14920268
Then why does she dance like an Egyptian at P'Orcers?

>> No.14920275

>>14920237
>Go to the gym
>See a Minotaur doing squats
>Compliment her form
"Y-you too"
>Work out with her regularly
>She asks for you number one day
>Can't stop smiling the rest of the day when you give it to her
>Ask her out on a date
>She spends the night posting on /fit/ about how she finally made it and has a qt bf who lifts with her
>She blushes and time you touch her
>One day, at the advice of other /fit/ girls she pulls you into her house to rape you, only to discover she can't go through with it
>She breaks down and cries about how she'll never be an alpha girl like the manticores
>You kiss her and tell her it's okay, and that you love her just the same
>Together you give each other your first times
>Afterwards she holds you in her arms, stroking your head and gazing at you with love in her eyes

This is what you would give up for a reverse gangbang. Not only are you a slut, but your taste is shit.

>> No.14920279

>>14920271
Extra cash.
Gotta repay them college debts yo.

Besides, it keeps her trim, unlike those snakes.

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>>14920218
Well.
Fuck.

Y'know what? Since it's right there, super convenient...

Actually took longer in paint than I thought. Had to edit it from an OP...

>> No.14920285

>>14920255
>You're hopeless
Gee.
Thanks.

>> No.14920288

>>14920285
Any time, Indian Companion!

>> No.14920289

>>14920275
I'd prefer a dominant girl whose sorority cheers her on as she picks me up effortlessly, sticks me with a manticore spike and then proceeds to suck my dick like she's chugging a keg.

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14920291

I suck at names. What should they be called? If I don't get any decent suggestions, I'll call them Seamus and Arianne.

>> No.14920293

Good night Anons.
Take care and remember to not burn down the thread.
Instead, please make sure to watch out for that dormouse gang called the sleepers.

They're behind a spree of group cuddling.

>> No.14920297

>>14920293
The Sleepers? Lame name. I'd have called them Dozing Dames.

>> No.14920299

>>14920291
>Arianne
Cute name. Would be pretty awkward to read, though.
That's the name of my step-sister.

>> No.14920301

>>14920299
I got them out of Samus Aran

>> No.14920303

>>14920291
I'm not a fan of giving a monster girl an actual "human" name

I'd give her a fantasy name or something

>> No.14920304

>>14920303
Fantasy names suck. They sound pretentious and are just plain uncomfortable.

>> No.14920306

>>14918482
>There are people who wouldn't want a girl version of Alex Mercer

>> No.14920309

>>14918487
Well SHODAN is already a succuvirus

She keeps hitting on me, it's awkward.

>> No.14920311

>>14920293
Don't you worry, I'm already looking for them at this very moment.

>> No.14920316

>>14920297
The name doesn't matter.
Their effectiveness is what matters.

>>14920311
God speed good Anon.

>> No.14920320

>>14918835
There's already advent mods for all the alien units, I just hope people will make it so that alien units get the same amount of customization in terms of regular units

>> No.14920324

>>14920306
Alex Mercer was a shitty boyfriend though. By that logic, his female counterpart would be an equally shitty girlfriend

>> No.14920325

>>14918966
I guess with my Oomukade waifu, maybe a bit of cuddling and let things go from there. After all it's not like she'll take things too far to the point where I'm a mindbroken whore, only good for fucking cooking and cleaning. Nah I trust her too much for that.

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>>14920291
Try using this:
fantasynamegenerators.com/

>> No.14920330

>>14920327
I don't need this much cringe. I'll just go with Seamus and Arianne.
It'll suck plenty without silly made-up names.

>> No.14920331

>>14920327
>Nighith and Dammath
I shouldn't be laughing.

>> No.14920345

>>14920306
She'd be a meat version of the doppelganger who ignores me for long periods of time, finally finds me, and then goes full edge lord not a moment later.

>> No.14920348

>>14920324
This is true. Alex Mercer was a complete piece of shit.

Blacklight Virus "Alex Mercer", however, could make for a qtMG.

>> No.14920351

>>14920348
Who wins, Alex-chan or the delivery girl Raiju?

>> No.14920353

>>14920257
I'm prepared to be bullied.

>> No.14920362

>>14920324
But what about teasing and messing with her? What better partner for a bitch like Alexia than someone who can troll the shit out of her AND can counter anything she can dish out.

>You'll never insult her plaufully when she's acting like a prick
>She'll never lash out
>You'll never counter her rage with playful banter while dodging her swipes and beam cannons
>And then deliver the final blow of your vaccine impact
>Before taking her exhausted ass back home
>"Motherfucking flea bitch, you're lucky that Goddess of yours thinks your some hot shit."
>"K, sure, speaking of which, let's eat out, I'm starving"

>> No.14920367

>>14920345
So basically a goth chick? Holy shit she sounds exactly like the person that would hate my jabs.

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>>14920257
I wanna marry that.

>> No.14920371

>>14920367
I guess.
Although I do imagine that her being absent for a long time would cause some ill will.
especially when she starts rambling on about some 'greater plan' she has for humanity and then you counter about how she can pretend to be other people easily but can't even pretend to be your girlfriend for an hour.

>> No.14920374

>>14920370
Same.
And not just because of the titties.

>> No.14920385

>>14920304
I guess fantasy name wasn't the right term

I meant the kind of name a loving monster girl mother would give to her daughter, not some kind of epic, overly-long, pretentious and hard to pronounce name

Instead of picking a random human girl name, I try to put 1 to 3 syllabus that sound good together to make an exotic name that tries to reflect a bit of the girl's character

I used human names a few times to show that the monster girl was close to her father or that he at least named her himself

>> No.14920387

>>14920374
>not [...] because of the titties
>
Please.

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>>14920306
>>14920324
Alex Mercer was a sociopath. Zeus cared about Alex's sister more than her own brother ever could.

Zeus might eat innocent people for a living but he didn't work at Gentek nor doomed Manhattan to be consumed by Blacklight and tortured by Blackwatch later on.

>> No.14920396

>>14920387
I mean, don't get me wrong, I do enjoy a nice rack like that but it's more her personality that wins me over.

Direct and knows what she wants.

Kinda why I'd enjoy being a house husband for an amazon, although we'd need to work on her bust to 'level the playing field' a bit.

>>14920371
I see one of two things happening from this.

One is that she goes to her room, mopes for an hour about you not 'understanding her' before realizing she's in the wrong and then apologizing with a bit of a mope before asking what you want to do with her.

The latter is that she gets genuinly hurt, thinks in her room for a bit, and then puts on her 'best body', the one with the chest and rear you like, and then offers to take you out to dinner and a movie as repayment, your choice along with some lovemaking that night.

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>>14920370
Sorry anon. I don't think she's the marrying type.

>> No.14920409

>>14920291
You are aware that's art of existing writefag characters right?

>> No.14920412

>>14920395
That's true, I should have specified virus Mercer, virus Mercer was thematically more like the Thing in terms of a monster in an unfamiliar environment.

Though I kind of like the idea of dealing with a bitchy Alexia Mercer.

She would try to retort and lash out, only for you to counter it every time with harsh words. Even though she can turn you into her flesh beast, she doesn't cause "you are hideous enough as is."

Closest thing to intimacy other than her desire to use her mutations on your poor body was when she's getting massaged by you. Maybe she'll even pretend to act a bit sweet and compliment your hands.

In between the sighs you can hear her apologizing. Before she leaves she gives a half sincere "Sorry for not being around"

Leaving you with a flesh blob and a note "Here's a product of our love, I guess, stop complaining." With a sigh, "hey baby, want to know why mommy is like that?"


Why does this turn me on so much?

>> No.14920413

Would MG Mercer need full bodies to copy and shapeshift or only little bits of DNA like hair, nails, and blood?

>> No.14920419

>>14920409
I was less referring to the specific characters in the picture and more to a dragoon and Wyvern I'm writing, please don't get your panties in a knot over nothing.

>> No.14920429

>>14920419
So that's a no. No need to get all defensive to cover your ignorance.

>> No.14920431

>>14920429
Moose please go.

>> No.14920436

>>14920429
>getting spicy over some shitty OCs
Come on Anon, you're not acting like the person your waifu knows you can be.

>> No.14920438

>>14920413
>Prototype Mercer, a dangerous individual in the land of mamano, created from the mad experiments from lichs of old, it terrorized the lands with horrors that caused former enemies to ally just to end its periodic scourges. With the new Demon Lord in power its power is significantly reduced. Before it was capable of consuming entire towns and take the form of anyone. Presently it can assume form from only a hair and lost many of its most dangerous abilties. The Demon Lord's Lilims often keep a close eye on Prototype in order ensure 'it' becomes more accustomed with being 'her'.
>In recent accounts of her appearance, of which there are many, she chooses to stay secluded, only occasionally wandering in the visage of a human in times for a mate. She assumes the form of the women the man most desires, than reveals her true form, often taking pleasure from the horrified faces of her consorts. To counter her, simply find pleasure from her many permutations, she often ends up frightened and flustered from those men who act in ways a lover would to his bride. Whether this is from losing her sense of dominance or from the effect of mamano man remains to be seen.

>> No.14920443 [SPOILER] 
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REMEMBER ME

>> No.14920456

>>14920443
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYURxfaTdpY

>> No.14920467

>>14920443
>Not tail fin at the end

It's shit.

>> No.14920472

>>14920467
Silly anon, murderfish is the gills and the personality.

>> No.14920483

>>14918321
Sorry to dissapoint anon, I hit a bit of writers blocks. I think I'm going to change it up and make it serialized rather than a one shot because I was incredibly unhappy with how it was finishing. Also, any ideas for a title anon?

>> No.14920495

>>14920483
Pounding Pooch.

>> No.14920501

>>14920413
Do you want to place her on an easy-going setting like MGE or something more hardcore like MGQ?

>> No.14920508

>>14920495
I don't think that particularly fits anon.

>> No.14920523

>>14920508
Doggy Style Doggy Bag?

>> No.14920568

>>14919047
>>14918993
Got a name for that doujin? Google search isnt being helpfull

>> No.14920574

>>14920523
I'm not sure on that one either anon.

>> No.14920582

>>14920568
Hatsujou Momiji

somehing something spoonfeeding something, 13 million hours on saucenao, etc

enjoy

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>>14920582
Thanks anon.

Have a cute Beegirl

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>>14920585
Not cute enough.

>> No.14920609

>>14920483
The Canine Collaboration

>> No.14920618

>>14920483
Dog Days of something.

I'm not sure what.
I'm sure you could fill in the blank. It's your story.

>> No.14920626

>>14920609
Candid Canines

>> No.14920630

>>14920483
"The Hellhound who laughed at my tiny penis and the Anubis who was too busy to"
No thanks necessary, just giving you gold here.

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14920655

Remember to Kuddle a Kraken today.

>> No.14920666

>>14920291
Biggie and Smalls
Rosenkrantz and Guildenstern
Bonnie and Clyde
Hack and Slash
Gin and Tonic
Monsoon and Sam
Bill and Ted
Eric and Dylan
Dragonslayer Ornstein and Executioner Smough

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>>14920630
You know I think we were ALL waiting for you to post tiny penis anon...

>> No.14920673

>>14920483
My Anubis Senpai is actually really lewd and wants to make me her slave but maybe my tomboy Hellhound childhood friend also wants my dick!?!

>> No.14920684

>Loen's working on the daki for Miiafag
Soon.

>> No.14920756
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Dead.

>> No.14920766

>>14920756
And yet still more alive than many of the living.

>> No.14920777

>Of course, the monsters have various different preferences for men, and there is such a thing as an ideal man to them, but there are hardly any types of men that they hate.
>It is impossible to be excluded from the monsters' interest due to personal appearance or physical performance.
>The only ones really hated by them are complete scum who are beyond redemption.
From World Guide 1

For a long time I thought that this first sentence did not matter since it is followed by other sentences that go against it, and that monster girls would take nearly any man as their husband if he was willing to marry them
But after thinking about it for a while, I came to the conclusion that this first sentence along with all the mentions of monsters "taking a liking to a man" are meant to show that monster girls all have their own personalities
Just like how if you took 2 humans at random and compared them, they'd have the same "core" based on human biology, which would dictate a part of their personality, they would be very different nonetheless
The same would happen if you took 2 monster girls except that their "core" would be much more prevalent because of their instincts

I don't know where I'm going with this, I guess I'm just trying to say that monster girls are fully blown individuals and that you shouldn't restrict yourself to the profiles and canon when thinking of your waifu

>> No.14920783

>>14919076
So change pen name and pretend you're new at it. And don't post it here.

>> No.14920811

Hot opinions on some of last thread's pastes.

>The Mary Ellen Carter


Firstly, I had a lasting erection so nice job. Good characterisation too. I think you managed with Rodger to make a character with some spine and a bit of depth and manlet rage while at the same time not making a psychotic edgelord.
That's a hard balance to strike, but you actually did it really well. On top of that, as some other anon said, the Amazons were cute as fuck.

The weakest part of the story was the beginning. Everyone wants to do a bit of world building in their story, but sometimes no matter how cool it is you're only hurting your story by putting it in. Ask yourself, "does the reader really need to know that these are fantasy pirates, or are the monster girls enough?"

Another gripe I had was with Pablo. You broke two rules there: "show, don't tell" and your use of the 3rd person limited POV. If the Rodgers narrator doesn't know the Amazons aren't going to eat him, then the narrator doesn't know Pablo's name isn't actually Pablo. Once you limit the POV, you have to be consistent.

This last one is really personal, but 3rd Person and repetition like the "Again and Again" at the very end of the story don't go well together. It's jarring and honestly I stopped reading to laugh.

All in all I really enjoyed it. Keep it up man.


>Across the Land Twice Over


I found this story pretty fun, and you managed to avoid a lot of the pits that people who write non-generic western fantasy settings stumble into.
There was some trouble with the wording of your sentences that took away from the work as a whole though.

>Compatriot is not a synonym for Comrade
I think you were looking for the later word when talking about Borgas and Octavius, as you never mentioned they were actually from the same country, only the same company.

>Silence continued
You never mentioned a silence in before this. It's jarring.

>Borgas... Octavius, B... O...
This pops up a lot. A bit of variation goes a long way.

>one of his other vices
You said earlier the Oct has "few vices." The wording of this sentence contradicts this, I'd just say that whatever's in the flask is his other vice and leave it at that. If there are other vices, can I suggest touching Dark Elf ears?
There was also a sentence around here where you used a sentence instead of a full stop.

>Maps Topographical as well as Cartographical
To my mind, this sentence reads "Maps with heights as well as maps on the map." Cartographical means "related to the science or practice of making maps." It's not the right word here.

>(comma) his legion standard...
I think a ":" would be better here, seeing as you're listing objects afterwards. Maybe a ";" but they are scary to lose and if someone really /lit/erate sees you using it incorrectly they will bully you relentlessly. Might be best to look this one up.

Finally one more point. The elf seems a lot less formal than someone who's out to hire a mercenary company. From the way you characterised her it seemed odd to me she went to her room the second Oct told her his boss was asleep. Just one more line of interaction after this would make her a more realised character.

I still really liked where you're going with the story though. You better write the next chapter m8.

>> No.14920868

>>14920811
Thanks a bundle for the critique, Anon. It's always a treat to have someone take time out of their day to give in-depth pointers and opinions. It shows that you really care, and I'm happy to receive them.

I'm especially happy that you found Roger's character to your liking. The entire drive behind this story was basically "why not try to write a snu-snu story where the protagonist can't be summed up with just four words: 'poor little human boy.' "

Thanks again for the kind and constructive words. You're an everyday hero, bud.

>> No.14920896

>>14920868
I had a little peak at your pastebin too m8. Are these titles or stand names?
If you can make a story like this out of a /tv/ meme you've got something.

>> No.14920927

>>14920896
What can I say. I'd sooner go a lifetime without sex than a day without music.

>> No.14920944

>>14920927
>I'd sooner go a lifetime without sex than a day without music.

You'd be sent to a rapejail if MGs officers heard you say that

That made me think, would a Siren/Ghandharva rather sacrifice sex or music?
Would they accept to leave their own concert if a man proposed them to go to a love hotel?

>> No.14920965

>>14920944
Whichever option leads to the best sex.

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>>14920443

>> No.14921116
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munchmunch

>> No.14921120

>>14920777
Them being content with any man doesn't really devalue their personalities. It just shows they're naturally very lascivious as it is, plus aren't strongly discriminating at least look-wise, plus usually live where there are almost no or a shortage of available men to let one slip by. Men are like big creamy cakes to them; they'll pick the one with a cherry on top between two, but that leaves the other one just as a prime dessert, especially for a sweet tooth.

I've never got why some perceive their feature of being non-picky and attracted to spirit energy before all else as a sign of shallowness. I've always seen it to be what it is, just an ultimate equalizer. This way everyone has what it takes to attract a monstergirl, everyone makes the first impression necessary to proceed further.

Just like the whole reverse rape thing isn't there for particular fetishists or masochists for the most part. It's a tool to overcome supposed shyness and spaghetti-ness of the reader. They make the first step, and it's a leap giant enough you're in bed before you notice, so none of your issues will get in the way between you and the girl you liked.

Obviously you deepen your relationship post-factum.

>> No.14921128

>>14921116
Would you kiss a cockroach if you knew it has a chance to transform into a qt loli cockroach girl?

>> No.14921137

>>14921128
Yes, as long as I get to keep her tied up in my basement afterwards.

>> No.14921156
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>>14921128
Of course, Devil Bugs are cute as hell.

>> No.14921165

>>14919861
Wait

AYY YO

HOL' UP

>Basilisks who don't wear masks but instead fall into the "onee-san that never opens their eyes archetype"

Literally perfect.

>> No.14921167

>>14921128
No, just thinking where her mouth was makes me a little disgusted.

>> No.14921179

>>14921165
>Make basilisk onee-san mad
>She slowly opens her eyes and lances you a glare, reminding you that you shouldn't mess with her

>> No.14921187 [SPOILER] 
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14921187

There's no time to explain, take this!

>> No.14921191

>>14921187
No, it's too smelly! I can't!

>> No.14921192

>>14921191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4goJID2X9U

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>>14921187
ok

>> No.14921195

>>14921120
It would make for more interesting and complex relationships if MGs could at least see you as a human being before actually seeing you as a man.

Like, before the usual "rape on first sight" you actually get to have some character development before she starts lusting for your dick.

>> No.14921196

>>14921187
Thanks Doc.

>> No.14921208
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14921208

>You're in the market for your first house
>You find the perfect one, but there's a catch!
>You have to marry the lonely christmas cake realtor, an MG!

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random/Category:Mamono

Do you make the deal?

>> No.14921226

>>14921208
>Wilmarina
Does the marriage bring down the price, or is it just a package deal with the house?
Regardless, I wouldn't even read the terms and conditions, and just sign the second I saw her. I hope our neighbors are heavy sleepers.

>> No.14921227

>>14921208
>Cheshire Cat
no thanks

>> No.14921239

>>14921208
>Nekomata
>Cheistmas Cake
This is two of my weaknesses in one, that woman's getting kittens.

>> No.14921247
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>>14921208
>Cancer
yes

>> No.14921257

Jackalope girl when?
Fearsome critter series when?

>> No.14921264
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>>14921208
>Mouse
Keikaku Doori

>> No.14921265
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>>14921208
>The Chief God

I guess she finally realized the only way to beat the Demon Lord is to outfuck her. You can all now refer to me as Pope Paladin the Awesome, father of ten thousand archangels, and top bullier of the smelly neet Deruella!

>> No.14921268

>>14921208
>christmas cake
Trash
>cyclops
Double trash

>> No.14921275

>>14921268
>christmas cake
>Trash
how is it possible to have taste so shit?

>> No.14921281

>>14921268
>Trash
Sabbath please go and take your flat goat with you.

>> No.14921291

>>14921208
>Hellhound
I, uh... Is she the staderd Hellhound or can she please be a nerdy one. I can live with the fact that she is dominant either way.

>> No.14921292

>>14921208
>CC Alice

Wouldn't that make her a cupcake? Also, this is cute as fuck.

>> No.14921293

>>14921281
Can I take the flat goat with me

>> No.14921296

>>14921208
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Rules/DP
I-I don't want to marry the rules, Anon.

>> No.14921297

>>14921296
>DP

>> No.14921302

>>14921268
>Christmas Cake
>Cyclops
>Trash
Why don't you make like a Lilim and go fuck yourself.

>> No.14921317

>>14921208
>Christmas cake Prisoner fruit

So I have to marry a fruit cake? Ok

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>>14921293
fine, just leaves more better goat for the people with taste.

>> No.14921334

>>14921318
Satyros would be the best Christmas Cakes.

>> No.14921356

>>14921334
>>14921318
Agreed, she looks like the ighschool sensei type already, the obsession with booze helps too.

>> No.14921367
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I feel the need... FOR SPEED!

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>>14921318
Baphomet is literally objectively better.

>> No.14921392

>>14921318
You know, for as awesome as I think Satyross is, I have to agree with this anon >>14921371. You'll be hard pressed to find something better than a big, tall, busty Baphomet with confidence and power in spades.

>> No.14921395
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>>14921318
>>14921371
I want both, the best threesomes are the ones with an imouto and onee-san.

>> No.14921399

>>14921208
>Chochin Obake

Nope.

>> No.14921407

>>14921208
>Gyoubu Danuki
So a Tanuki.
Fuck yeah I'll take that deal.

>> No.14921410

>>14921318
Hortensia Hornblower, let me partake of your nectar!

>> No.14921413

>>14921208
>Scylla
This is a beach house, then? Good. I love sunbathing and diving.

>> No.14921466

>>14921208
>Dwarf
Nope

>> No.14921494

I want to use a nose hook on my Kobold daughteru, put her in a latex bitchsuit, and call her my cum-piggy!

Then I'm going to cuddle the fuck out of her and tell I love her!

>> No.14921498

>>14921494
Fatherly love takes many forms. We must be understanding of our Austrian brethren.

>> No.14921506

>>14921208
>Kesaran Pasaran
Not my first pick but I'd go with her.

>> No.14921507

>>14921506
Touch fuzzy get dizzy!

>> No.14921512

>>14921208
>Nekomata
Eh, I guess.

>> No.14921513

>>14921498
I'm not Austrian or anything anon, please take your pig-dog meme somewhere else.

I do love her though, I love her a lot!

>> No.14921525

>>14921507
I guess, although I wonder if she's got CC proportions despite being so small.

>> No.14921532

>>14921513
>pig-dog
Somehow I don't believe you.

>> No.14921566

>>14921532
The thought only occurred to me once the post was written, and I thought people wouldn't notice.

>> No.14921570

>>14921566
Would you call it a Freudian slip?

>> No.14921575

>>14921570
No, not really. just an unfortunate coincidence!

>> No.14921580

>>14921575
Almost makes you want to curse the thunder-weather, doesn't it?

>> No.14921590

>>14921580
Maybe just a little?

>> No.14921594

>>14921590
And maybe enjoy some sauerkraut and lick a P'Orc's feet?

>> No.14921605

>>14921594
No, none of that. The only feet I lick are my Kobold daughteru's or my Kobold waifu's when I want to make them whine and squirm!

>> No.14921611

>>14921605
If you say so Fritz.

>> No.14921617

>>14921611
I'm not sure who that is.

>> No.14921636

>>14921617
You, Hans.

>> No.14921643

>>14921636
Please stop this anon, you're confusing me!

>> No.14921647
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14921647

How magical is your waifu?

>> No.14921650

>>14921643
You know where this is going, Johann.

>> No.14921651

>>14921647
>Dice say Kephri
Not very, although that doesn't matter to me.

>> No.14921654

>>14921650
Unless you call me by my right name, I'm going to stop taking to you anon.

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>>14921647
So poorly described by KC that her powers are almost limitless in bed.

>> No.14921658

>>14921647
She's pretty powerful from the profile.

>> No.14921662

>>14921656
But still vulnerable to the whacking stick.

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14921664

>>14921647
She beat Death in a game of chess.

>> No.14921667

Hey anons, its that one guy Klaus. Its been awhile has it? Sorry for the delay on some stories. I've literally been working 8 days straight. 9 tomorrow! However, after that I get 2 days off, and am working on a short one shot about a ghost. After that, I WILL finish the second chapter of my Gladiators saga. Thanks for your patience, and I'll see you all soon.

>> No.14921670

>>14921664
That's not much of accomplishment.
>REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THE LITTLE HORSES MOVE
>>14921667
This has been Public Service Announcement. We return to our regularly schedules programming, and out feature presentation "Who Framed Rosie Rabbit?"

>> No.14921672

>>14921667
kewl.

>> No.14921689

>>14921120
You make some very good points, especially for rape being a tool to eliminate the whole pick-up/flirting hassle you usually have to go through in order to start a relationship

Monster girls really are masters of seduction

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>>14921647
She has flames coming from her eyes, so fairly magical.

>> No.14921722

>>14921700

>mfw a hellhound has more chest hair than I

>> No.14921731

>>14921722
same desu senpai

>> No.14921733

>>14921722
>>14921731
Having a girl play with your chest hair is the best!

>> No.14921745

>>14921722
Yes, all I have is chest acne.

>> No.14921754
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14921754

Hey, sorry to ask but can someone post a link to the yandere crow tengu librarian story?

and maybe some others as well please

>> No.14921755

>>14921722
She has more than me and my body hair is pretty heavy.

Still though, resting on her chest and taking a nice sniff of her hair would be pretty nice.

>> No.14921758

>>14921745
You think that's bad? I got a pimple down there and tried to pop it like an idiot and then it got all irritated and now it looks like I've got herpes.

>> No.14921764

>>14921758
aww jeez

It's not like anybody is going to see it though, right?

>> No.14921765

>>14921754
http://pastebin.com/5mWaEnFL

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>>14921764
I see it every time I take a piss. I feel every time I fap.
I know you should just leave the damn things alone but I never do. I never learn.

>> No.14921787

>>14921765

Thank you!

>> No.14921792

>>14921779
>I feel every time I fap.
Why, though? Why would you fap with an injured willy?

>> No.14921805

>>14921792
It's not really injured, and the spot doesn't affect anything, it's just gross.

>> No.14921813

>>14921208
>The fucking Demon Lord

I... I am unready...

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14921818

>>14921208
>Lamia
HELL YES

>> No.14921824 [SPOILER] 
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14921824

Around Elves, watch yourselves.

>> No.14921826

>>14921779
I want to smell Rachne's hair. Purple is my favorite aroma.

>> No.14921833

>>14921824
Link, no. Bad!

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>>14921824
You bully them, you don't watch yourself around them, what are you some kind of pussy?
>Case in point I met this elf six months ago and I bullied her so badly I impregnated her!
>Look at how happy and content she is thinking I'll take responsibility!
>Look at her and laugh!
>I'm kidding I'll totally take responsibility. What kind of heartless bastard do you take me for?

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14921861

>>14921852
>Spoiler
You're okay, anon.

>> No.14921869

What the fuck is up with Japan?
Why do so many artists draw 10/10 girls and then go "Hey know what would make this better? NTR, gangbangs, a giant dildo up the guy's ass and maybe a little scat for good measure."?

>> No.14921870

>>14921824
Why, the elves I live around are extremely friendly and very helpful. Plus all they do is cuddle with me and ask me to massage their ears, which I do both of those because they said please which is very polite of them to.

>> No.14921880

>>14921869
Because artistic ability is a mental illness. The more technically proficient the artist is, the more absurd their fetishes become.

>> No.14921881

>>14921869
It's the radiation. The Americans already nuked them twice in a row and then earthquakes and tsunamis keep messing with their nuclear plants.

>> No.14921885
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>> No.14921889

>>14921885
The Skeleton is in dire need of redesign.

>> No.14921892

>>14921885
Kinda spooky, but okay.

>> No.14921896

>>14921869
They actually keep all of the more vanilla and loving works to themselves, we do not deserve the chance to view their true masterpieces.

>> No.14921899
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>>14921869
Fuck you
NTR is the best
He will POO in you for talking shit about him

>> No.14921902

>>14921885
Skeletons are great!
You can heal them, love them, bully them and so much more

It's too sad that most of the undead get ignored because of Wight and Lich

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>>14921885
Skeleton a cute. CUTE.

>> No.14921945

>reading Fate of Empires
>live in a country that shows all signs of being in decline, badly
Please save us Sexy Overlords!

>> No.14921962

>>14921945
>In the ads for that new movie 'London Has Fallen' the MC is talking to the terrorists about them and America
>Says something like 'You're just one man, in 1,000 years we'll still be here
I laugh every time because we might not even last to the end of the decade.

>> No.14921974

>>14921945
Speaking of, is it me or has /mgt/ activity really declined over time? I mean, I used to remember 4000, 5000 count threads. Now threads are 2000-3000.

>> No.14921977

>>14921974
There's the rest of /jp/ to consider you know.

>> No.14921985

>>14921974
Those massive threads were only right after the exodus, I'll agree things might be getting slower as of late but you can't really compare it to those early threads.

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>>14921945
I'm sure something can be arranged.

>> No.14921991

>>14921974
2000-3000 has been the average for the longest time now. Someone says this shit every other week.

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>you will never humiliate your big tiddied Hellhound onee-san by having her dress up as a Holstaur
>you will never plow her from behind as she's hooked up to a breast milking machine
>she will never pay you back by riding your pelvis ragged and forcing a nipple into your mouth

>> No.14922006

>>14921985
what is the "exodus"?

>> No.14922012

>>14922006
Monster girls getting kicked out of /a/, that happened a long time ago though.

>> No.14922014

>>14922006
You seriously aren't aware of our past life on /a/?

>> No.14922018

>>14922014
C-can I post the Waterworld stuff now?

>> No.14922020

>>14922014
That was late 2014... it is possible that at least one person joined the thread in the last 1.5 years.

>> No.14922022

>>14922018
I guess.

>> No.14922023

>>14922014
Have only been browsing this thread for like 2 months, usually only hang around vg or tg. This is just a guilty pleasure i got into rather recently. Mind explaining more or would it not be worth the effort?

>> No.14922024

>>14922006
T'is how we got you
Did you actually believe we all just materialized here? Out of thin air?

>> No.14922025

>>14922018
We've all seen it, and if they haven't then seriously how new can they be?

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>>14922000
I'd rather she gave me a nursing handjob while dressed as a Holst but plowing her from behind and spanking her sounds good too.

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>>14922023
Behold, my son!

>> No.14922037

>>14922023
Just lurk. The discussion will come up by organic means.

>> No.14922042

>>14922036
>I'm on this three times
Jesus fucking Christ.

>> No.14922046

>>14922037
Sorry, was just getting a bit curious.

>>14922036
This actually answers about every question i was thinking of asking. Holy shit

>> No.14922048

>>14921885
Needs more puns

>> No.14922050

>>14922046
>This actually answers about every question
There's six more but I think we can wrap it up.

>> No.14922062

>>14920811
Finally some goddam feedback. Thank you so much. I'll get on fixing those errors tonight since I was planning on starting Ch2.

Although, what pitfalls are you talking about? I hate to ask for more after such an exhaustive critique, but I'd like to avoid them in later chapters and ignorance seems like a good way to ensure I hit them all.

>> No.14922073

>>14921208
>Arachne
>Christmas Cake
My mind's telling me yes, and my body is also telling me yes.

>> No.14922074

https://a.pomf.cat/grkois.png

Left or right?

>> No.14922077

>>14922000
You have good taste anon.

>> No.14922079

>>14921208
Cake Sahuagin

I feel like I'm gonna end up giving her backrubs after a very long day of spearfishing.

Honestly this isn't any different from what I do for my own family, including laundry and everything else.

>> No.14922082

>>14922074
Right. I'm kinda thirsty.

>> No.14922083

>>14922074
>https://a.pomf.cat/grkois.png
Left my friend. Left!

>> No.14922084

>>14922020
>It's been almost two years since the exodus.
>I started browsing these threads in late 2013
Holy shit, how much of my life have I sunk into these threads?
Worth it.

>> No.14922086

>>14922074
>Sheep of Cow
is there a both option?
I'm taking the both option

>> No.14922088

>>14922077
My brother.

>> No.14922089

>>14922074
Center.

>> No.14922092

>>14922084
You and me both. Even if all my time here has amounted to little more than the birth of memes.

>> No.14922095

>>14922000
>humiliating your onee-san
Shame on you

>> No.14922099

>>14922074
Sheep.
Mutton is better than beef

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Some have it coming, though

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>>14922073

>> No.14922113

>>14922103
That man is very wise.
He should be careful not to let her get addicted though.

>> No.14922129

>>14922074
Right is the only right option.

>> No.14922156
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14922156

Anon! You've just moved to MGC, and your next door neighbour immediately hits on you. However, she is also of a species you would never waifu and you want to turn her down.

You can't actually tell her this though, since racism is illegal under penalty of alpification. You also can't lie about being in a relationship because she can smell the lack of MG and/or dark energy on you.

What excuse could you possibly use? If you don't give her a good reason, she'll think she still has a shot with you and interrupt you whenever you try bring a date home. But if you're too mean, she could do the same out of spite.

To findout who it is, roll

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random/Category:Mamono

If you get an MG you'd be willing to waifu, you must reroll until you get one you wouldn't.

So, anon? What's your excuse?

>> No.14922164

>>14922156
>Chimaera
Multiple personalities are too much for me to handle.

>> No.14922169

>>14922156
>matango
I'd have to tell her I'm severely allergic to mushrooms and can't be around them sadly.

>> No.14922176

>>14922156
I'm a lonely and pathetic man who would cling to the first monster girl to show interest in me.

Even the Siths, Matango and Alp.

>> No.14922181

>>14922156
>You can't actually tell her this though, since racism is illegal under penalty of alpification.

I like alps and that sounds dumb.

>> No.14922192

>>14921208
>Dark Matter
Fuck

>> No.14922195

>>14922164
>>14922192
You weren't fast-thinking enough to actually come up with an excuse? Enjoy your new waifu(s)!

>>14922169
She says she understands and slinks back to her apartment with a sigh.

>>14922181
Great, you get to BE the Alp! (And many Western countries have clauses that make racism implicitly illegal under anti-discrimination or anti-hatespeech laws, so it could happen in an MGC near YOU!)

>> No.14922197

>>14922176
>Tfw you've reached that loneliness threshold that you'd probably do this too
Damn it Anonymous

>> No.14922198

>>14922156
>Merrow

That doesn't sound too bad

>> No.14922202

>>14922195
Now I feel bad She's a cute looking matango, but I don't to end up a mindless husk. is their anything that can cure that and make so I could hang around her and not be mushroomed, like a magical potion or artifact of sorts?

>> No.14922203

>>14922197
I'm willing to bet a vast majority of anons in this thread would jump at the chance to have any waifu at all.

>> No.14922205

>>14922156
>Manticore
You know what anon? Fuck you, I'm just going to pull my dick out and start stroking it and see what she does.

>> No.14922206

>>14922198
>He doesn't like hatfish
[Judging Intensifies]

>> No.14922208

>>14922156
>Beelzebub

I would make everything so shiny and clean that even a Kiki would be ashamed.

>> No.14922209

>>14922195
But that is my excuse. I'm not responsible enough to handle all those personalities.

>> No.14922213

>>14922206
I just rolled her anon.

And I just realized I broke the rules of the game by accident.

>> No.14922218

>>14922197
The girl we'd end up with would probably be just as lonely too. God help me, the thought of falling to sleep hugging a cait-sith is actually kind of appealing.

>> No.14922220

>>14922213
No no shhh shhh
You didn't break anything. Because you don'[t like Merrows, right? You despise them
Right? RIGHT? Wink wink nudge nudge

>> No.14922226

>>14922156
>Baphomet
Shut the door in her face and immediately move out.

>> No.14922233

>>14922226
Alp pls go

>> No.14922236
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>>14922226
What a bully.

>> No.14922241

>>14922220
Yes, I really hate big breasted lusty Merrows.
Oh curse my incredibly bad luck to be cornered by one. I really hope be does not roughly take me to bed and make me feel pleasure like I'd never felt before.

That would not be great and I hope it does not happen. Wink

>> No.14922242

>>14922156
>Dormouse.
>"Sorry, but my job makes it so I'm rarely ever home, and where 'home' is often changes several times a year. So I can't exactly hold down anything resembling a relationship right now."
>"...Also, I don't like cheese."

>TFW all of the above is actually true.

>> No.14922246
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14922246

>>14922213
>>14922220
Stop right there criminal scum! Nobody breaks the law on our watch! Now pay your fine or it's off to MGC Jail.

>> No.14922253
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14922253

>HEAR ME MORTAL, AND ANSWER MY QUESTIONS OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES

W-What is a 'date'?

>> No.14922255

>>14922246
The one with the Minotaur/Oni/Jinko gaurds?

>> No.14922258

>>14922241
I guess the jig is up, my friend. It seems someone called >>14922246
I guess now we're going to have to pay the fine of POCKET SAND

>> No.14922265

>>14922156
>Beelzebub
"I don't taste good. I swear"

>> No.14922268

>>14922253
Well, notice how we're sitting in this coffee shop, enjoying eachother's company and munching on those cinnamon buns that you like?

Some people would call this a date.

>> No.14922269

>>14922156
>Sahuagin

Sorry I'm into big girls

>> No.14922270

>>14922074
Holstaur forever and always, that is if I can't have both.
>>14922156
That took quite a few rerolls since there's really only a few I wouldn't waifu.
>Roper
God I don't even want to read the profile to find something I can use, guess I could tell it that the girl its infesting doesn't fit my tastes while I look for anything not shit.

>> No.14922272

>>14922253
Basically a big raisin.

>> No.14922275

>>14922253
Well imagine trying to get a man. Without raping or use magic to to make him have sex with you.
The next step is to go somewhere nice and... You know what, I'll just show you.
And remember, no rape.

>> No.14922276

>>14922272
Laughinganime.png

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14922277

>>14922255
No, the one with the Ushi-Oni prisoners and the Unicorn gang.

>>14922258
THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!

>> No.14922285

>>14922253
A type of plant-based food, often found in Mediterranean/near tropical climates. Quite good as the flavoring in a milkshake, actually.

Or an event where two EQUAL individuals go and have EQUAL amounts of fun as HUMANS are capable of doing when not being CORRUPTED by UNNECESSARY HOSTILE ACTIONS. Generally, the environment of the date is less important than the sentiment behind it, as it is effectively the human form of courtship and therefore a way to get to know and spend time with a prospective lover and NOT to FORCIBLY MELT THEIR MIND WITH AHEGAO-LEVEL SEXING. Unless that's the theme of the date, in which case go nuts!

Just don't forget that when it comes right down to it, any date that ends with rape is a failure. Wait until after marriage for that sort of thing, or you'll break protocol.

>> No.14922290

>>14922277
Fuck.

>> No.14922292

>>14922253
Something shitty and awkward. Now do you have some quests for me or not?

>> No.14922297

>>14922236
I don't like Lolis in a sexual way, and Baphomets are the worst Lolis because they try to force you to be a Lolicon.
If she had an adult body and mindset I'd consider it.

>> No.14922304

>>14922253
When two people go do something fun and non-sexual to learn more about each other in a romantic sense.
It can turn sexual at the end if the two people love each other enough though.

>> No.14922331

>>14922277
What could that poor, innocent yeti have done to warrant the long arm or long ears of the law?

>> No.14922350

>>14921208
>Scylla
Could be worse I suppose.

>> No.14922353

>>14922156
>not wanting to marry certain types is racism
>forced to become a monstergirl/rape is allowed here
I think we should just bomb this third world country masquerading as a first world city, but onto the question as it stands
>Medusa
I'd just say she's not my type and go on merrily living alone, occasionally pausing to wonder just what level of brain damage made me move here in the first place. Even if she rapes me she can't force me to love her, I'd just leave the first chance I got.

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14922359

>>14921885
Too spooked! Can't move!

>> No.14922365

>>14922036
>Image not found
Well, fuck

>> No.14922371

>>14922304
What is love?

>> No.14922373

>>14922156
>Vampire Mosquito
I would say that I either have A) Depression B) High Blood Pressure) C)Very thin blood or D) All of the above.

>> No.14922378

>>14922371
baby don't hurt me
don't hurt me
no more

>> No.14922390

>>14922378
[Late 80's Early 90's Techno Sounds]

>> No.14922394

>>14922371
I want to teach a Lilim what love is.

>> No.14922405

>>14922156
>Sea Bishop

I actually have a good excuse here already - a terminal fear of large bodies of water, especially the ocean. The closest I'm willing to get is the shore, and I can't even sleep near anything of any real volume.

I wish I was making this up.

>> No.14922419

>>14922394
Are you going to tell her that you're never going to give her up and you're never going to let her down

>> No.14922422

>>14922156
>Cheshire Cat

Honestly if this is the situation and thats the culprit, I think I would just try to move somewhere else. I don't want to deal with this teleporty bullshittery.

>> No.14922426
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14922426

>>14922331
MGC is still accosted by Serial Yeti.

Everyone is a suspect at this point.

>> No.14922431

>>14922156
>Dark Slime
>Reroll
>Dark Slime

I think I got a yandere on my hands.

>> No.14922434

>>14922426
I bet yeti scarves are imbued with magical powers.

>> No.14922444

>>14922434
Like extra comfieness? Accidental monsterization?

>> No.14922450

>>14922426
Everyone?

Just a suspect?

Sounds like a boring game of Paranoia.

>> No.14922451

>>14922431
That's what you get for rerolling.
Now enjoy your lovely melty monster neighbour.

>> No.14922454

>>14922444
Magical warmth aura and secret sentai powers that only the true owner can unlock.

>> No.14922465

>>14922394
But what if she gets off on being hurt?

>> No.14922466

>>14921208
>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random/Category:Mamono
>Dhampir
I dunno she probably seems like the sort to steal from her mom's wallet.
So no, I guess I'll find a different house.

>> No.14922467

>>14922426
Cute Yeti. Would allow assault

>> No.14922483

>>14922426
Oh please, the serial hugger is just an excuse to cover up all the roving bands of Paladins killing innocent monstergirls.

>> No.14922488

What is best 'dere'? And why is it slightly haughty mayadere?

>> No.14922489

I want a gf who won't rape.

>> No.14922490

>>14922426
I'm starting to think this anon is actually the Hugginator. You can't hide your identity from me you fiend!

>> No.14922491

>>14921208
>weresheep
I have to marry this incredibly comfy, cozy and cuddly christmas cake.

It's not even a matter of the roll.

It's just something I must do.

CUDDLING INTENSIFIES

Also, how the hell was she not married sooner?

>> No.14922495

>>14922465
Sadism/Masochism and Love aren't mutually exclusive anon. I can punish that fat ass of hers and talk down to her as much as she wants.
I'll still give her aftercare and cuddles though.

>> No.14922499

>>14922488
Teasing, light-hearted and humorous deredere.

>> No.14922503

>>14922488
It's either that or "Incredibly loving and caring once she opens up" cuddlebug Himedere.

>> No.14922508

>>14921208
>Anubis
Well, alright. Not my first pick, but pretty good. Could have done a lot worse. Together, we'll be the number wan couple on the street.

>> No.14922517

>>14922488
Naive and innocent dumbdere.

>> No.14922518

>>14922488
I like mayadere, bakadere and deredere.

>> No.14922520

>>14922488
Slightly creepy yet undeniably honest, intensely loving and utterly loyal yandere.

>> No.14922523

>>14922156
>Chief God
Worst. Neighbor. Ever. I'll just freaking alp, this close to the chief god I'll become a cute angel or something.

>> No.14922526

>>14922488
Shy, slightly yan, deredere. Preferably matched with a monoeye or elf.

>> No.14922528

>>14922508
I hope my waifu will like my bad puns and dad jokes.

>> No.14922536

>>14922156
>Centaur
I hope she likes coming over to my house while I'm wearing my horse head mask and covered in glue yelling "I'm covered in your grandmother!"

>> No.14922538

>>14922536
But what if you tapped into her fetish?

>> No.14922539

>>14922156
>Shoggoth.
I want to live with you.
Not in you...or use you as furniture, eating utensils, or anything that isn't a wife or girlfriend.

>> No.14922546

>>14922538
Then I'll tie her down while she watches me use that haughty elf cop as my own personal onahole. While maintaining eye contact with her the whole time.

>> No.14922549

>>14922488
Actualpersonalitydere.

>> No.14922551

>>14922546
What is that's also her fetish?

>> No.14922554

>>14922551
Then I'll marry the elf cop and keep the horse bitch as my personal ride, forever ruining her for marriage!

>> No.14922564

>>14922554
You're just falling into her trap. That was what she wanted all along!

>> No.14922596

>>14922564
Well it's what I wanted too so maybe we were just destined for each other.

>> No.14922613
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14922613

>>14922490
Going with the ole

>The killer wants to be caught!

Gig aye?

>>14922483
See, that's just paranoia on your part.

I'd totally open a "Pally's" Restaurant in MGC and make it like that one medieval restaurant in Cable Guy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pmk4Tl7PKAY

Of course MGs would be welcome.

>> No.14922631

>>14922613
Would there be centaur jousting?

>> No.14922637

>>14922613
>paranoia
Please anon, there has been a significant increase in murders by Paladins by over 40%. You have to be crazy not to see the facts.

>> No.14922640

>>14922631
Abso-fucking-lutely.

Also that place is fucking real. Like, really real. http://www.medievaltimes.com/

>> No.14922647

>>14922640
Ive been to the one in Toronto before. Shit was fun, eating lamb and huge ass turkey legs while watching motherfuckers jousting is awesome.

>> No.14922650

>>14922640
I've been to one of those a couple times. They're great. They actually light up your section with the knight you're meant to cheer if your section's default knight bites it.
Imagine that but with Monstergirls. Hopefully no rape though, that would put a damper on my appetite.

>> No.14922654

>>14922640
Would there be a brave, jousting unicorn who is fighting for love and peace?

>> No.14922669
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>>14922654
>Unicorn White Knight
>Bicorn Black Knight
>Already have proper corresponding color schemes

This shit would be amazing.

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>> No.14922673

>>14922654
Doubtful, since all the knights are fighting for the hand of the princess.

>> No.14922675

>>14922671
Wendigo a cute little flesh devouring horror!

>> No.14922692

>>14922669
That it would

>>14922673
Well, she's frighting for the hand of the prince!
His name is Thomas and he works in accounting.

>> No.14922693

>>14922675
Please zombies are the cutest lil flesh eating horrors, even Stevie Wonder can see that.

>> No.14922709

>>14922671
Did the artist just take a screenshot of his computer monitor?

>> No.14922712

>>14922640
>>14922631
>centaur jousting
>they're fighting for the 'hand' of the birthday boy in their respective seats/cheering section
>almost every time it's a shota being courted by some unicorn

>> No.14922717

>>14922709
It's from his 3DS, so I guess.

>> No.14922723

>>14922712
To be fair, I don't like centaurs, or unicorns, but if one were to fight for me and win in a jousting tournament I would totally be down to fuck and impregnate her.

>> No.14922726
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>>14922712
>Unicorn always wins when Shota is at stake
>Even when it's the Bicorn's time to win a round

Unicorn's wouldn't fuck around with shota at stake. Ha, wouldn't fuck around, I keel myself sometimes.

>> No.14922728

>>14922693
They're going to wander over to you and lightly nibble you while going for hugs.

>> No.14922740

>>14922693
>>14922728
http://exhentai.org/g/835400/e8ef73139a/

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>>14922268
>>14922304

>"So this is a date, huh.."

>"Its.. not bad."

>> No.14922745

>>14922728
>that spoiler
They better stop biting if they know what's good for them. Otherwise I can't be held responsible for pinning all of them down in a mating press and filling them all to the brim!

>> No.14922746

>>14922743
Deruella is the cutest and no-one can convince me otherwise.

>> No.14922749

>>14922746
Yeah well she is my waifu so hands off!

>> No.14922750

>>14922745
But Anon!
Then they'll be moaning sweetly instead of fearsomely, rubbing their cumstuffed bellies with vacant, yet satisfied, looks on their faces.

>> No.14922752

>>14922749
I'll fucking fight you.

>> No.14922753

>>14922743
Cute! Cuuuuttteee!

>> No.14922755

>>14922752
Oh it's on! We'll settle this like real men! Cooking match! You and me!

>> No.14922758

>>14922728
Well shit, they got me, especially if they nibble the ears.

>>14922743
Holy shit, that's cute.

>> No.14922759

>>14922755
>>14922752

druela sitting on the judges table blushing that people are fighting for her non-rape love

>> No.14922760
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14922760

>>14922743
>You will never hold Druella's hand under the table
Why even live.

>> No.14922765

>>14922671
I want to go crazy after chasing a Wendigo and live inside her coat's pocket dimension for the rest of my life

>> No.14922767

>>14922758
That they will.

>> No.14922780

GUYS. GUYS.


HEAR ME OUT NOW.


GUYS WHAT IF...


IM SERIOUS NOW WHAT IF...


Wonderland Wendingo?

>> No.14922783

>>14922743
Truly a liege worth serving

>> No.14922787

>>14922780
... Eh. Wonderland tends to be more, "lol-so-randum" or "SEXSEXSEXSEX". Doesn't really fit shy girls, with the possible exception of the Dormouse. And maybe the Jabberwock.

Sleepy Wendigo?

>> No.14922788

>>14922743
I want this so badly. To look her in the eyes and talk about our likes and dislikes, to hold hands and show up the lonely monoeye waitress, and feel her foot slowly jerk me off under the table.

>> No.14922790

>>14920783
Twenty hours later response; New pen name isn't the problem, problem is managing to get in contact with people I've burned the bridges with, tried to rebuild, and then burned again to get the content hosted.

>> No.14922795

>>14922488
Kuudere, slightly tomboyish personality but with a very girlishly romantic heart underneath.

Cool beauty types are the best.

>> No.14922796
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>>14922787
Sleepy Wendigos get piggyback rides

>> No.14922801

>>14922780
What if...Wonderland Centaur soon fellow STALKERs!

>> No.14922806

>>14922743
>MGs in casual situations

My fetish

>> No.14922807

>>14922795
I want to help my Kuudere, slightly tomboyish, childhood friend Mantis by giving her a piggyback ride when she hurts her ankle protecting me from those rough looking delinquents from school!

>> No.14922808

>>14922743
I want Druella to secretly have really poor interpersonal skills. All that corrupting and all that grand talk was just a front, and she retreated to her bedroom and hyperventilated because of how nervous it made her.
Then she's finally on a date and the first thing she blurts out is something like "S-so what kind of anime do you like?"

>> No.14922812

>>14922808
Druella spilling spaghetti while talking to anon when?

>> No.14922815
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14922815

>"I'm going to study the forbidden arts of Necromancy, Anon-senpai! Wish me luck!"

>> No.14922816
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14922816

>>14922760
only the tip on the first date

>> No.14922819

>>14922743
>>14922816
fucking amazing

never stop

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>>14922808
i love thread druella because of this

>> No.14922821

>>14922816
Too fucking adorable. I demand more.

>> No.14922822

>>14922815
Can I help? Maybe we can bring back the greats; Freddie Mercury, David Bowie, and Macho Man Randy Savage.

>> No.14922826

>>14922815
Good luck student-chan!

I'm sure you've got a knack for it!

>> No.14922831

>>14922815
Please don't accidentally hurt yourself! I don't want to lose you!

>> No.14922833

>>14922816
Lewd!
LEEEEWD!
The third date is a full finger lock

>> No.14922835

>>14922816
Yes, yes let the cute flow through you

>> No.14922836
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14922836

Hello Charlie Kelly here, local business owner, and Cheshire enthusiast!

Is your Cheshire making too much noise all the time?

Is your Cheshire constantly stomping around, Driving you crazy!?

*cuts to Cheshire teleporting around making a racket*

Is your Cheshire clawing at your furnitures?

Think there's no answer? You're so stupid! There is!

Kitten Mittens!

Finally, there's an elegant comfortable mitten for Cheshires!

*cuts to Cheshire stumbling around and teleporting quietly before falling over and bumping her head*

I couldn't hear anything!

Is your Cheshire one legged? Is your Cheshire chubby, skinny or an in between?

That doesn't matter, because one size fits all!

Kitten mittens, you'll be smitten

So come down to Patties Pub! We're the home of the original Kitten Mittens. Meeeeeeoooooowwwwwww!

>> No.14922838
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>>14922826
>>14922831
>"Oops..."

>> No.14922839

>>14922816
Flustered Deruella is the cutest!
I want to cuddle her!

>> No.14922841

>>14922807
>she tries to play it cool, saying "it was nothing" and "I could just fine, you know..."
>she blushes and turns away every time to try to turn your head and look at her
>over the course of the trip she starts squeezing your chest and nuzzling your shoulder

>>14922816
Oh sweet jesus

>> No.14922842

>>14922816
You are doing the lord's work anon.

>> No.14922843

>>14922815
Well good luck, Tell me if you need help with anything. And I do mean Anything.

>>14922816
>the finger aren’t even intertwined
Let’s fix that shall we? We're a lewd bastard.

>> No.14922845

>>14922816
Grab her hand because we are lewd like that.

>> No.14922847

>>14922838
Ooooh studentchan!
Time for head pats!

>> No.14922849

>>14922836
>You will never "accidentally" drop your monster condom that you use for your magnum dong in front of a monster girl

>> No.14922850

>>14922838
Just as planned.

>> No.14922853

>>14922838
You need to get disciplined I see... Time for head-pats.

>> No.14922857

>>14922816
OH SWEET JESUS MY HEART!

>> No.14922862

>>14922841
could walk just fine*
Dropped a word. Disgraceful.

>>14922836
You claim to be Charlie Kelly but my brain defaults to Anthony Sullivan for the voice.

>> No.14922864

>>14922845
Why stop there? Once she starts blushing like mad, give her headpats and eskimo kisses too.
In the privacy of one of your homes of course, there might be children around.

>> No.14922865

>>14922841
What would she do if I was shirtless because I had to use it to wrap up her ankle? What would she also do when I get to her house and have to help her into the bath because no ones there to help her?

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>>14922822
Macho Man is the ultimate Monster Girl/Waifu

>> No.14922867

>>14922838
Yeah, 'oops'. You've become a Lich, student-chan. You fucked up bad.

>> No.14922868

>>14922838
What happened?!
Please don't leave me...

>> No.14922870

I want to become a sage who fasts for several hundred years!
I want to become powerful enough to powder mountains with a glare!
I want to become a force of nature that terrifies even Speedwagon!
I want to spend the sum total of my entire power on forcing Druella and an Orderite into a geas!
I want the geas to not only make them act civilly and peacefully towards one another, but slowly develop actual romantic feelings!
I want them to start going on increasingly spaghetti-filled dates due to their inexperience dealing with the opposite side!
I want the inevitable wedding to unite the Order and the Demon Lord in a stable coexistence similar to that of Zipangu!

And above all else I want the drugs to keep me from waking up!
I don't want the dream to end...

>> No.14922873

>>14922862
How could you read the kitten mittens ad in anything but charlie's voice?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fP4emqw7O4

>> No.14922875

>>14922838
It's okay student-chan, I'll still hold you close in the library even though I know it doesn't actually help you think better in my lap.

>> No.14922879

>>14922870
too bad you'll never have any of that, not even the last part.

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14922885

>>14922843
>>14922845

>"isnt this going a little too fast, anon?"

>> No.14922893

>>14922866
Who would the MG equivalent of Randy Savage be? I think she would be a muscluar Werecat.

>> No.14922897

So Anons, you remember battle bots?

What would a golem version look like?

>> No.14922901

>>14922885
Maybe your right. Perhaps a nice simple walk though a park and getting to know each other would be better.

>> No.14922902

>>14922885
alright lets take it down a notch lets go at her pace

>> No.14922904

>>14922885
But I love you!

>> No.14922905

>>14922885
Not at all!
The night may end with a kissu

>> No.14922906

>>14922885
Fine, fine. We can slow down if you REALLY want to. But you'll have to ask nicely if you want to do it later.

>> No.14922910

>>14922885
That's half the point.

A "little" too fast is just fast enough; it gets the embarrassment going while not fast-forwarding to the end. And the embarrassment is actually crucial - it causes a natural lowering of guard, allowing a certain amount of insight between the parties and making it easier to get past further embarrassment in the future.

Or something like that.

>> No.14922914

>>14922885
Time to play it at her pace. Don't stop holding her pinkie finger though.

>> No.14922915

>>14922885
But you're so cute. I just want to be close to you.
If you're not comfortable with it though, I won't push it.

>> No.14922917

>>14922885
She's right, you know.

Are we savages, or are we GENTLEMEN?

>> No.14922918

>>14922885
You want to slow down? After I just chugged this concoction of manticore, arachne, and oomukade venom mixed with moth dust and raging mushrooms?

>> No.14922922

>>14922885
I-I want to touch your ears!

>> No.14922930

>>14922917
You act like we can't be both if we found a cigar.

>> No.14922931

>>14922893
The only male Demon Lord

>> No.14922932

>>14922885
She's getting a dick in her plump ass first.

>> No.14922934

>>14922885
Fine, lets order one of those drinks with the couples straws and gaze into each other's eyes. That much is fine right?

>> No.14922942

>>14922931
I like to think Randy Savage is ruling hell right now since he died like a day before Quetzocoatl was supposed to come over and wreck shit. It was Macho Man who saved us all from certain doom.

>> No.14922944

>>14922885
Treat her like a lady! Walks in the park! Giving her your coat to keep warm!

>> No.14922950

>>14922885
Buy her a big hat and a new petticoat at the autumn fair and take her horseback riding you pleb.

>> No.14922951

>>14922885
...We're about to get slapped, aren't we?

>> No.14922957

>>14922932
Anon be a gentleman or I'll be forced to fight you, it's my job.

>> No.14922958

>>14922951
We can still salvage this!

>> No.14922964

>>14922885
I want to friend zone her.

>> No.14922969

>>14922942
RANDY DROPPED THE BIG ELBOW TO QUETZOCOATL TO SAVE US ALL.
MAY HE HAVE NOTHING BUT 5-STAR MATCHES IN THE AFTERLIFE.

>> No.14922973

>>14922944
>Treat her like a lady!
You mean like rimming her before shoving your cock up her ass?

>> No.14922974

>>14922942
And that is why he is our true one lord and savior. He is the God-Emperor before his time was realized.

>> No.14922984

>>14922885
So are you going to rape me or not

>> No.14922985

>>14922973
It's way too early for that anon!
I want to have loving cuddlesex with Deruella while holding her hands, under the covers, with the lights off.
But only once she's ready for that.

>> No.14922992

>>14922885
This is how humans do it.

>> No.14922993

>>14922985
Lame. I'd rather buy her her first ice cream cone and hold her close as we ride a ferris wheel together.

>> No.14922996

>>14922973
He's obviously talking using scented lube to fuck her ass after you've tied her up and spanked her for all of her misdeeds.

>> No.14923004
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14923004

>>14922985
I want to be her daki and watch her sleeping face. I think I'd die if she said my name in her sleep.

>> No.14923006
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14923006

>>14922902
>>14922906
>>14922914
>>14922915

>"H-how do I know you're actually into m-me and not just here for something to brag about later?"

>> No.14923007

>>14922893
Rasslor but female.

>> No.14923012

>>14923006
Because I fell in love with you the day you razed my village to the ground and corrupted my parents. Dad's still upset you turned mom into a centaur however.

>> No.14923013

>>14923006
Because I want to do things to you that I don't think either of us will ever be comfortable telling other people about.

>> No.14923017

>>14923006
Because that implies I haven't bought her a ring for when we eventually get married.

>> No.14923018

>>14923006
The only bragging I'll be doing is about how cute my girlfriend is.
And I understand what being lonely feels like and I don't want that.
Did I mention I think you're cute? Because I think you're cute. I'm blushing aren't I?

>> No.14923022

>>14923006
How could I not be into you? You're beautiful and want to spread the joy of monster/human relations throughout the land, if anything you're too good for me.

>> No.14923023

>>14922897
Horrifying. Many a waifu would be burned, torn apart, smashed, whipped or flipped over so they can't move.

>IN THE AAAAAAARMS OF AN AAAAAAAANGEEEELLLL~

Put a stop to illegal combat sports and monster exploitation today by making a small donation of just one gold piece a day.

You can make a difference in a young golem's life if you just take the pledge and sponsor one of the many golems living in conflict zones right now.

>oooooooooohhhhhh~

>> No.14923027

>>14923006
I suppose you'll just have to find out over the next dozen dates~

>> No.14923028

>>14923006
Girl you are like, royalty or something among other girls, I'm the one who should ask why in the fuck I'm here.

>> No.14923029

>>14923006
Because she has a pure heart and it's a tragedy that no one else can appreciate the true qualities of her soul!

When do we reveal the wedding ring to her?

>> No.14923031

>>14923006
We can do something you want to do? Would that make you feel better?
We don't need to do it. We ould allways have more dates.

>> No.14923034

>>14923006
because I want to be happy and I feel like I can by being with you

>> No.14923036

>>14923029
Anon no, it's too soon! This is her first ever date!

>> No.14923042

>>14923006
But I am. I'll even kiss you if you want.

>> No.14923045

>>14923023
I want to adopt a child soldier MG and help her through the good times and the bad, being the best parent I can be and the parental figure she needs to succeed in life.
>tfw I'll never hold my adopted daughteru while she goes through her first Fourth of July because she mistook the fireworks for gunfire and came into my bed screaming and crying

>> No.14923054

>>14923036
True. What can we offer to her to show that we care about her completely?

>> No.14923058

>>14923006
THE WUSHU FINGER HOLD!

>> No.14923060

>>14923054
A copy of your house key maybe? It's a serious sign of trust to give a monstergirl the keys to your house.

>> No.14923064

>>14923058
NOT THE WUSHU FINGER HOLD!

>> No.14923065

>>14923060
Oh, that works well. I like it.

>>14923006
Give her a copy of the house keys, by slipping them straight from your hands to hers. Ask if she wants to move in!

>> No.14923073

>>14923045
>not encouraging her adorable little memes
>not making her into the perfect killing machine to end pointless wars
>not tearing the demon lord apart with your bare hands
>not being very in touch with your inner child

Step it up son.

>> No.14923082

>>14923045
>a heavy book falls off of your bookshelf, makes a loud bang on the floor
>"CONTACT LEFT! CONTACT, WE GOT HOSTILES, SHOTS FIRED!"
>you look and see she's taken up a position by the doorway to the study with a combat knife in her teeth
>even after you calm her down, her tail is so bushy it takes half an hour of brushing to get it to go back to normal

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14923095

>>everyone


>"I-is there some place people usually go to do this? or.. do we just do it here.. on the table.."

>> No.14923099

>>14923082
>get a call from her school one day about her fighting another student
>she gets a two week suspension
>ask about what happened
>"Some demon girl was making fun of my ear being shot off, so I broke one of her horns in half!"
>you see how happy she looks and decide to punish her tomorrow instead

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14923102

>>everyone


>"I-is there some place people usually go to do this? or.. do we just do it here.. on the table..."

>> No.14923104

>>14923095
You're no pure maiden! I thought we had something special, but you're a slut just like the rest of them. I hate you!

>> No.14923105

>>14923095
Usually it's done at one of our homes, normally after a glass of wine or two and maybe a movie.

>> No.14923106

>>14923095
No, do it right here, at the table! Now kiss her cheek already!

>> No.14923108

>>14922156
>Tentacle
My religion forbids it.

>> No.14923109

>>14923095
Why don't we go to your place, you'll probably be more comfortable in the safety of your own home.

>> No.14923110

>>14923095
>>14923102
A post so nice, you posted it twice.

>> No.14923112

>>14923095
Give her a key to our house and tell her we can do it anytime in there. But only for the sole purpose of procreation.

>> No.14923120
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14923120

I'm glad I posted that Druella.

>> No.14923123

>>14923102
Kiss
The
Cheek!

Kiss
The
Cheek!

>> No.14923124

>>14923102
well aren't we a bold one and no not here we can go to my place if you like

>> No.14923125

>>14923102
Here so everybody can see that I love you.

>> No.14923127

>>14922195
In the case of a dark mater, I don't think excuses would mean much. I'm just one massive mana bomb away from being hers, after all.

>> No.14923131

>>14923102
Well we usaly go to a more quiet plase.
But doing it on the table doesn't sound bad.
Yeah... The table doesn't sound bad at all...

>> No.14923132

>>14923120
Say what you want; but I like both Mari and Druella.

>> No.14923140

>>14923120
Now you posted a bad lilim. Fun is over.

>> No.14923142

>>14923132
>>14923120
Mari is a bland, generic steel donut character with little to no unique personality. Might as well that KC wrote her for her really typical character

>> No.14923146

>>14923099
>sending her off to school
>have to check her for crayon shivs and tic tac cyanide capsules
>won't get in the car until she's checked for IEDs
>always asks when you're getting tank treads added on
>flinches when you tell her you packed pineapple in her lunch
>she wraps the little scarf you got her into a headband to keep her hair back

God dammit we've gone from disability moe to straight up PTSD moe.

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14923147

>>14923132
Mari is fine too. I don't mind if I'd be her 1000th cock, I still would.

>> No.14923150

>>14923102
Can you feel it? The love of 100 anons?

Let's go to our secret place.

>> No.14923151

>>14923123
Kiss the cheek!
Don't be weak!

>> No.14923152

>>14923102
Put a hand on her cheek and wait until her hand is over yours.

Just a little kiss will do.

>> No.14923154

>>14923132
Mari is a whore

>> No.14923155

>>14923102
Someplace more quiet. How about your place? I'd like to see it.

>> No.14923156

>>14923045
>Mistaking fireworks for gunfire
How? They don't even sound remotely similar.

>> No.14923158

>>14923102
So what happens if I kiss her on the cheek?

>> No.14923167

>>14923154
Where's the imgur of her taking two dicks at once.

>> No.14923169

>>14923146
>try and meet ladies
>adopted soldieru always asks them crazy questions ranging from their favorite size of bullet to what they would do in certain scenarios
>every answer isn't good enough and doesn't want her daddy to "love someone who can't even watch his six"
>until one day you meet a Kikimora who was also a Russian paramilitary member
>lil soldieru likes her answers until she finds out the kikimora actually fought against her in her home country
>then they start fighting, cussing out each other in a foreign language you don't understand

>> No.14923172

>>14923167
Nowhere.

>> No.14923175
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14923175

Tell me citizens, which would you prefer to see.

A Jinko doing this with like a 2-3 frame animation or a picture of a MG version of Medieval Times.

Hypothetical of course.

>> No.14923176

>>14923167
Who cares

>> No.14923178

>>14923175
MG Medieval times.

>> No.14923182

>>14923175
The jinko thing deserves more than just three frames of animation, so the latter.

>> No.14923185

>>14923175
Just do both. Just do them on your time. It doesn't matter if it takes two days or two months, JUST DO IT.

>> No.14923186

>This Druella poster

Anon's love of cute raised 10 times that day

>> No.14923188

>>14923175
Jinko.

>> No.14923192

>>14923175
A strong and sweaty Jinko doing that.

>> No.14923193

>>14923175
>a picture of a MG version of Medieval Times.
That one.

>> No.14923196

>>14923175
The Jinko, ready to pounce!

>> No.14923198

>>14923175
>MG version of Medieval Times.

I fucking love Medieval Times so I'd have to give it my vote.

>> No.14923199

>>14923175
Medieval

>> No.14923201

>>14923169
literally Raiden meets Ocelot

>>14923156
From a distance the smaller loud ones can. It's a problem with real life veterans too.

>> No.14923204
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14923204

>>14923175
Gimme dat big-hipped Jinko

>> No.14923205

>>14923169
>afghan soldieru
>doesn't wear a hijab

This is not halal. She's practically asking to be raped.

>> No.14923207

>>14923175
Jinko.

>> No.14923208

>>14923186
>He doesnt recognize .less

>> No.14923209

>>14923205
Silly anon, boys wear the hijabs

>> No.14923213

>>14923204
Big booty jinko!

>> No.14923215
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14923215

I wish I could hate less to death

>> No.14923220

>>14923208
Wait.. The same .less people tell horror stories about?
The "Horrible of a person" .less?

>> No.14923222

>>14923220
If by people you mean one or two butthurt Anons yup.

>> No.14923223

>>14923220
You must be new here.

>> No.14923224

>>14923220
.less is an enigma.
He can be based one minute and terrible the next.

>> No.14923225

>>14923220
He used to be much worse. Other then pushing his angel OC he's been behaving lately.

>> No.14923227

>>14923220
Why yes? He kind of goes up and down the cool/faggot scale

>> No.14923228

>>14923220
He's actually a good guy when he doesn't have people hassling him into drawing stuff they know will rile up the thread. He's better with not letting himself get dragged into it these days than he used to be.

>> No.14923230

>>14923220
Thread is just tsuntsun

>> No.14923232
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14923232

>>14923215
The thing is, you can't trust him because this happens all the time with him, in one moment you want to praise him and the next one you want to hang him.

>>14923222
> one or two

>> No.14923235

>>14923230
No, just Tsunthulhu

>> No.14923236

>>14923220
This is the very definition of "meme hate".

It doesn't matter if a person is good or bad. If your reason for disliking them is "Oh, other people tell horror stories about them!" then you're objectively wrong, and need to learn how to form opinions for yourself.

>> No.14923237

>>14923209
I like where this is going. The cutest little rapebait fuckboy could be under your nose the entire time and you wouldn't even know. These mujahideen are the best thing that ever happened to us.

>> No.14923238

>>14923228
more like he doesn't draw anything except marin's lilim and his slut angel anymore

>>14923232
no, I just hate him. Not because of what he does or doesn't draw, but he's just a terrible person.

>> No.14923244

>>14923175
Jinko

>> No.14923247
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14923247

>>14923175
>5 for Jinko
>5 For Medieval Times
>1 Faggot that said both

I was expecting Jinko to win by a landslide.

Guess the correct answer is neither.

>> No.14923249

>>14923236
Except in the case of Bob, Aftyn, Bollocks, etc that isn't meme hate that's legitimately earned hatred

>> No.14923250

>>14922062
Trying to make it obvious your setting is awesome and unique from the get-go. People want to infodump, with various degree of subtlety from the get-go, because to them the setting is the most important thing about the story, while readers care about the story as a whole. Writers trip over their own work when they do this, it's never pretty and nearly always reads awkwardly.

>> No.14923252

>>14923238
>he's just a terrible person
Now anon, you're going around making assumptions. Is that really what Mr. Rodgers wants you to do?

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14923253

>>14923247
You piece of shit

>> No.14923256

>>14923230
>>14923236
He brought the threads ire against himself, which makes me wonder if you guys have only browsed these threads for a few months.

>> No.14923263

>>14923249
no, that's still meme hate
your opinion on a person doesn't change what it is

>>14923252
I've had to deal with him in the past. It was awful - he lies non-stop about everything from how much something is to when it'll be done or even if he's even worked on it

>> No.14923268

Oh joy, the .less defense force is out today.

>> No.14923269

Stop creating needless drama. We're not a fucking wiki dedicated to free speech and killing monster girls.

>> No.14923274

>>14923247
It was hypothecally right? There is no need to be sad, right? Hold me

>> No.14923276

>>14923256
>How much I give a shit about Anons whining about people that give us things for fucking free

It's zero

>> No.14923277

>>14923236
No it's not meme hate

>> No.14923280
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14923280

>>14923158
>>14923152
>>14923123

>"So what do you sa-... e-eh?"

>> No.14923284

>>14923280
NIBBLE THOSE EARS
MAKE 'ER BLUSH

>> No.14923291

>>14923280
Hug her damn it!

>> No.14923292

>>14923280
Go in for the kill by whispering "I love you" in her ear!

>> No.14923293

>>14923249
It's not meme hate if you know exactly what they did, sure. Those guys have all done shitty stuff, though Bollocks isn't all bad. He's done some pretty nice stuff as of recently.
If you're a newbie, and you're just going "Haha lol Bob sucks rite?" then you might as well get a brain.

>>14923256
Maybe if you take the thread seriously, then that's a valid comment. less does dumb shit sometimes. He did a lot back then, and less now. That's all I care about.

>> No.14923294

>>14923280
And now you give her the ring

Vanilla shit with sex demons is the best.

>> No.14923295

>>14923280
was that just a little to bold on our part we may freak her out with that kiss

>> No.14923300

>>14923280
Kiss her ears! Give her house keys! Make her heart lighter than a feather made of dreams!

>> No.14923301

>>14923280
I regard you with mild caution, that said I don't hate you and cute shit you're making.

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14923306

>>14923280

>> No.14923307

>>14923280
THIS: >>14923300

>> No.14923308

>>14923280
Utterly defiled in public, this is some gnarly shit.

>> No.14923309

>>14923293
>He's done some nice stuff as of recently
Because rampant shitposting and being a big fat baby is totally nice

>> No.14923312

>>14923280
I'm going in for the hug.

>> No.14923314

>>14923309
Did you miss the most recent harpy story he did?
Fuck, I don't care about all the drama shit.

>> No.14923315

>>14923280
Time to attack her ears in public!

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14923316

>>14923280
Whisper her given name into her ear!

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14923323

>>14923263
i hope its alright now to make a reply,

i dont know who you are and i know theres alot of people that i made hate me before. in the old times of /mgt/, those were great times, the laugh, the hate, the drama. and the people who hated me because of commissions, i have no excuse to make but i was, and i think still am, a young artist learning about "being professional" and having good work ethics. i deserved all the ire i gained. but those times are done and im going to still continue what i love to do, maybe stop being such a "troll" and just be nicer, i guess. i know people hate me, but dont let that hate ruin other people;s fun.

inb4 blogging but this hate has gone long enough i need to speak out.

>> No.14923327

>>14923323
headpat for the .less

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14923330

>>14923323
CUTE!

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14923331

>>14923323
Don't worry too much about it, just carry on drawing cute stuff as long as you enjoy it. This is 4chan, some people are going to hold a grudge regardless of how much you try and make up for it so it's best not to let it get to you too much.

>> No.14923332

>>14923323
>having good work ethics
Your work ethic is already pretty bad desu.

>> No.14923333

>>14923323
Less, stop explaining yourself and keep drawing cute vanilla shit please

>> No.14923334

>>14923323
Take more commissions you baka.

>> No.14923336

>>14923323
The thought of drawing things to intentionally fuck with people is a pretty hard one to suppress when you realize it's a very real possibility. A much stronger one than "I want learn to draw!" or "Cute things are cute!"

>> No.14923338

>>14922156
Why not just tell her you're not interested? You don't have to lie about being in a relationship, and you don't have to tell her it's because of her species.

>> No.14923339

>>14923314
No, there is no forgiveness

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14923345

>>14923323
>Says this while avatarfagging and posting a monsterboy

>> No.14923349

>>14923336
Tell me about it, if I was even remotely okay at art I'd probably troll the shit out of people in between drawing my waifu. I'm sure a lot of people would do the same out of spite for the thread.

>> No.14923350

>>14923345
Anon. Don't. If there's one thing we learned, this is what tempts less.

>> No.14923351

>>14923323
.less if you keep drawing more cute Druella having a date I'll give you sexual favours.

>> No.14923354

>>14923323
You should pretty much ignore anyone who's primary source of anger at you is "he draws things I don't like sometimes". If they can't separate out what they do like that you draw from what they don't like that you draw and discard you purely on that they're hardly mature enough for their opinion to be taken into consideration. Like, I hate futa. Can't stand the shit and I think it's disappointing when you draw it because it could have been something I liked better, but that's no reason to say you're terrible. And even if it was just to fuck with people, they should look around and realize where they are, this isn't a place to cater to feelings, not some promised safehaven that will protect them from [thing I don't like]. If anyone wants that, Reddit is a few blocks down.

>> No.14923362

>>14923354
>If anyone wants that, Reddit is a few blocks down.
Speaking of, have you seen the monstergirl reddit place? It fucking sucks ass.

>> No.14923378

>>14923362
No, because I've never actually been to reddit aside from the one or two times I was linked there from /feg/ as they raged at censorship apologists.

>> No.14923384

>>14923323
you've made nothing but excuses
it's one thing to apologize and say you've just been playing games or some shit, I understand that
but no, you had to constantly lie and ignore, and that I cannot stand. Just be honest for once.

>> No.14923386

>>14923354
Have you ever seen other places where they discuss monstergirls? Yes, this is a safeheaven compared to them, and I'd rather have it that way.

>> No.14923387

>>14923323
I still remember when you kicked the hornet nest when cait sith was released, I thought it was funny enough

You did some stupid things, you pissed off anons, which are known for holding grudges but what's done it's done. Now it's time to not be a faggot, you can troll anons or joke around a bit, everyone does but remember:

Don't be a faggot

>> No.14923389

>>14923378
I still haven't played the new fire emblem
there a link somewhere to a breakdown of how badly they gutted the script?

>> No.14923393

>>14923354
Reddit makes their own MGs? Please post so I can violently ralph on my keyboard

>> No.14923398

>>14923350
Tempts to what? It's not like he cares. People told him hundred of times and he doesn't give a fuck.

Then he goes and post that shitty attempt to excuse himself, and I don't believe him even a bit.

>> No.14923400

>>14923362
I meant to link to you, but I had a stroke and misread entirely

I'm still not going to the MG subleddit to puke

>> No.14923402

>>14923393
Do fucking not. Do it yourself.

>>14923389
Some of the voice acting is really bad. As is standard with FE you can just tune it out after a while.

Game's pretty fun though.

>> No.14923405

Would you take a Lillim out for some coffee?

>> No.14923406

I am going to seduce twin, tomboyish succubus sisters.

>> No.14923407

>>14923405
Yes.

>> No.14923408

>>14923393
ANON NO

You DON'T know what you're doing, I still remember those MGU(?) "OCs", god the nightmares, the horror.

>> No.14923411

>>14923405
yes

>> No.14923413

>>14923389
Just go to /feg/ if you want a breakdown of it. There's some pretty awful changes they made to it.

>> No.14923415

>>14923405
Yes I would.

>>14923406
Have fun anon, I'll pour one out for your pelvis.

>> No.14923417

>>14923393
Aside from some artists, they don't have any OC's I'm aware. Like the rest of reddit, it just churns around stuff other people made.

>> No.14923418

>>14923408
what's wrong with making your own characters?

>> No.14923419

>>14923389
Script isn't too terrible different MOST of the time. Basic change breakdown
>no headpats for your waifu, you just get a 2 second talking screen
>removal of every bathing suit in the accessory shop except for the towel, which you cannot even put on your child
>one support conversation replaced completely with "..."
Rest is minor nitpicks like "superty duperty" with Sophie.
Voice acting is by and large cancerous though

And in places you can tell that SJWs worked on it, but I'm not gonna get into that.

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>>14923393
You've been fucking warned, bro.

>> No.14923423
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>>14923406
I want to be seduced by twin shark girl sisters

>> No.14923425

>>14923405
I'd be flattered beyond belief if one accepted my invitation to go out for coffee, even worse if she invited me.

>> No.14923429

>>14923418
Anon you're too young to understand, just trust me on this one okay? I'll hook you up with a nice respectable girl to make it up for you

>> No.14923430

>>14923422
That's a /monster/ creation, though.
And I have to look at it every time I don't notice that Justice translated a monstergirl doujin.

>> No.14923433

>>14923415
It knew what it was in for.

>>14923423
That would be quite nice.

>> No.14923434

>>14923423
>Scalies/Gillies
>>>>/out/

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>>14923419
Poor Treehouse.

>>14923422

>> No.14923439

>>14923434
It's like you don't even know what those actually are.

>> No.14923441

>>14923423
>tfw no cuddlesex in the ocean while kissing your shark waifu to keep you from drowning

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>>14923434

>> No.14923447

>>14923419
>>14923436
I don't get the removal of anything that could be construed as sexual
Then again whenever I read an article about it somewhere all the comments were 'OMG HEADPATTING IS SO CREEEEEEPY'
fucking normalfags I swear

>> No.14923452

>>14923422
H-hips, right guys?

>> No.14923458

>>14923447
>A gesture of affection
>Creepy
Fucking losers is what they are.

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14923462

>>14923316
>>14923315
>>14923292

>>14923294
not so soon anon

>> No.14923464

Oh no!
Not the Bee(girl)s!

>> No.14923472

>>14923462
Cute!

C U T E!

>> No.14923473

>>14923462
Anon getting lovingly raped when

He deserves it for being so lewd

>> No.14923478

>>14923423
Boob physics are truly a wonderful thing.

>> No.14923481

>>14923447
>people die brutally in this game (warning, real spoilers under the marks)
>a little girl gets cut down in a cutscene
>in another a man stabs himself to death
>a woman gets killed in battle and her body strung up to make an example out of her

But fuck touching faces and bikinis, right? How disgusting and disturbing to our audience of children and families.

>>14923462
>not so soon anon
B-but eventually, right?

>> No.14923482

>>14923462
what happens next, WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!

>> No.14923483

>>14923458
creepy is usually spouted by women who do not find an affectionate act or message attractive

for example, if a woman liked being pat on the head, she would find it cute
if not, it's creepy

>> No.14923484

>>14923462
And then the table was broken because Druella raped anon into a coma.

>> No.14923489

>>14923422
It reminds me of that monster from the Tales of The Crypt movie.

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14923490

>>14923464
HE WANTS THE B

>> No.14923491

>>14923462
Too cute.

>> No.14923494

>>14923462
Did she pass out?
If she did should I take her back to her house like a gentleman?
If she asks up why I didn't do anything to her while she was out I'll tell her it's because I want her to be able to conscious when that happens.

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14923495

hello anons make sure your werecat daughter eats her vegetables

>> No.14923501

>>14923462
All this cute before sleeping can't be good.

Have a drink on me someday

>> No.14923502

>>14923483
Creepy is also spouted by people who want something removed but have no fucking argument.
Like the people who thought that one bad translation was actually what happened, the idiots.

>> No.14923509

>>14923462
>This arouses the Druella

>> No.14923516

>>14923462
She looks really happy.

Give her a big warm smile beacause this isn't going to be the last time this happens.

>> No.14923530

>>14923462
She gon git princess carried to the car.

>> No.14923533

>>14923530
200% this

>> No.14923535

>>14923530
>Princess carrying Deruella
Are you trying to get her to ruin her panties anon?

>> No.14923536

>>14923490
They'd all be queens in my book.

>> No.14923539

>>14923530
Yes, princess carry the lovely lilim.

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14923541

>>14923175
Medieval Times

>> No.14923544

>>14923502
>Like the people who thought that one bad translation was actually what happened, the idiots.

Poor, poor Soleil. What do the cuties do to deserve this shit?

>Laslow: Why yes, my daughter likes boys AND girls. Is there a problem?

#lovewins amirite? Thanks Treehouse!

>> No.14923545

>>14923535
I'd be impressed if she looked up human formalities and put panties on for the day.

>> No.14923549

>>14923541
Aren't Devils with Deruella?

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14923551

>>14923247
6 for Medieval Times now. You're welcome.

>> No.14923555

>>14923175
jinko

>> No.14923562

>>14923247
Medieval times.

>> No.14923564

>>14923175
Give me midevil MGs I want a Holstaur wearing a corset.

>> No.14923566

>>14923247
Jinko, please

>> No.14923567

>>14923175
Jinko, especially if she has a huge ass to go along with the motion.

>> No.14923572

>>14923555
>>14923566
>>14923567
It'll need more frames and investment to actually look good. Three frames is absolutely nothing.

>> No.14923584

>>14923545
Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if she did.
Sure they'd pretty much be a glorified piece of string designed to show off her ass, but they'd be panties.

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14923601

>>14923232
>>14923224

So something like this?

>> No.14923607

>>14923535
>anon grabs Deruella's hand and says he loves her
>the moisture leaking out from between her legs is so great every slime in the area is attracted to the restaurant
>a customer slips on the floor walking past your table

>> No.14923613

>>14923601
Nah. You don't necessarily need to start from the zero point of faggotry in general.

>> No.14923618

>>14923607
There's no way she wouldn't grab you and fly you to her house to fuck you for the rest of the night while panting and begging you to keep whispering sweet things in her ear.
The lights are off, the covers are over the two of you, and her hands are firmly intertwined with yours.

>> No.14923627

>>14923618
Fuck you Anon I should have never opened that spoiler

>> No.14923629

>>14923618
Jesus, you fucking degenerate. Next you're gonna tell me some more sick shit about the missionary position and procreation.

>> No.14923631

>>14923618
Don't forget the leg-locking and playing footsie with each other through smooth silk and satin bedsheets.

>> No.14923632

>>14923629
No procreation, not yet.
That comes after the wedding.

>>14923631
Yeah that too.
And in the morning you get to wake up to her clinging to you like a daki in her sleep and whispering your name with a big smile on her face.

>> No.14923635

>>14923631
>footsie
MOOOOOODS

>> No.14923643

Somewhere a lilim is using her crystal ball to breach through the walls of universes and read this thread.
She's probably masturbating herself mindless right about now.

>> No.14923646

>>14923618
>You will never be mercilessly fucked by Deruella
>You will never whisper lewd things into her ear while having a really smug grin
>You will never tell her how you want her as your lovely wife and have lots of daughters with her while she orgasms violently
Life is truly a non-lewd hell.

>> No.14923649

>>14923643
Why isn't she opening the portal?

>> No.14923650

>>14923643
that makes me happy in more ways then one

>> No.14923651

>>14923635
Shh, you know you love it, you degenerate. Oh, you just want to feel her slide her long, smooth legs against yours, and feel her toes rub against your feet as you roll around under the covers.

>> No.14923657

>>14923649
Even the power of a god isn't enough to open the portal. Only small one-way breaches to intercept and view our imageboard shenanigans are possible for the strongest magic user.

>> No.14923660

>>14923643
How long until she starts shitposting like the rest of us?

>> No.14923663

>>14923651
I feel violated.

>>14923657
We'll just have to become stronger than gods. Come on, I'm sure the collected wizardry of this site must be capable of it.

>> No.14923667

>>14923660
What if she is the one posting the lewd stuff?

>> No.14923671

>>14923657
They could just pool their power together.

>> No.14923672

I want to tease the sharkgirl who used to mess with me when I went to the beach as a kid because she is stuck in a wheelchair now that she's coming to a land-based high school and she can't chase me down.

I want to call attention to her modest bust by calling her fish-stick.

>> No.14923673

>>14923649
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gy38yEo_7Io

>> No.14923674
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14923674

Thou seeketh soul power, dost thou not?
Then touch the Demon inside me.

>> No.14923679

>>14923674
Maybe if she stops skipping leg day.

>> No.14923682

>>14923674
>Then touch the Demon inside me.
With... With my penis?

>> No.14923683

>>14923673
Why not?

>>14923674
There's a smaller Demon inside of you?

>> No.14923684

>>14923674
Sorry lil' demon, I'm doing a soul level 1 run to prove that humans can defeat monster girls.

>> No.14923686

>>14921165
Tsukahara-sempai basilisk

>> No.14923688

>>14923250
Ok, that was something I tried to keep to a minimum in this rewrite anyway. I'll try to keep exposition and explanation contextual. The problem is of course having characters explain how the world works to people who live in the world. Like how doctors in a tv show explain the procedure to one another.

Then again, pre-information era, people wouldn't know much about the parts of the world they didn't live in if they weren't particularly well read.

>> No.14923694

>>14923646
>You'll never press your cheek against hers and tell her you love her as you thrust as hard as you can into her.
>You'll never make Deruella get heart pupils.
Damn it.

>> No.14923696

>>14923667
>mfw she's posting lots of lewds in the thread in hopes we fap to it
>That energy that gets released is harvested by her so that 2017 can be possible
>We are literally fapping ourselves into a MG world
I want to believe.

>> No.14923699

>>14923683
>Why not?
Because she's a treasonous dog.

>> No.14923704

>>14923699
She would be helping her people if she did it.

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14923706

>>14923679
>>14923682
>>14923683
Soul of the mind, key to life's ether.
Soul of the lost, withdrawn from its vessel.
Let strength be granted, so the world might be mended.
So the world might be mended.

>>14923684
Wait… Where are you…?

>> No.14923708

>>14923672
>Make fun of the shark girl
>Her Scylla/Kraken friend pushes you into the water after giving your shoulder a scratch deep enough to draw blood in the school pool
>Dilated pupils true love sharkgirl rape

>> No.14923713

>>14922074
Right then left
Then both

>> No.14923716

>>14923706
What?

>> No.14923722

>>14923708
I would rather be a professional bully, getting paid by monoeyes and other neet MGs so they can get rough love.

>> No.14923731

>>14923722
What if they want gentle love?

>> No.14923736

>>14923731
That'd cost extra and require an especially dirty human boy.

>> No.14923738

>>14923731
Then they will need to pay more.

>> No.14923751

I want a professional monstergirl in a suit to purchase a seven meter daki of me!

>> No.14923760

>>14923751
How can you be able to fill 7 meters of daki?

>> No.14923761

>>14923736
>>14923738
But it's not real love!

>> No.14923766

>>14923751
>Hellhound wearing office attire with dark sunglasses and a trench coat goes into a 'specialty' store and buys a 'Premium Anon' daki.

>> No.14923770

>>14923722
>Getting paid by Monoeye to fuck her roughly in the Nurse's Office
>She's on her knees while you're fucking her, making her squeal in both pain and pleasure with one hand gripping the back of her neck
>WHO'D EVER LOVE YOU? YOU DISGUSTING ONE-EYED FREAK
>ALL YOU'RE GOOD FOR IS TO BE A CUM SLEEVE
>I BET YOU HAVE A DAKI OF PALADIN-KUN YOU SEWED YOURSELF, NERD
>This isn't the first session you've had with her, and it probably wouldn't be the last
>That's when you utter three words unconsciously, causing her to pause with bucking her hips into yours
>There's a tear in her eye, and she pulls herself off of you
>You don't see her for weeks outside of passing her in the hallway, other MGs laughing at you
>Fuck 'em, they don't know what the joke is
>Monoeye-chan comes to you with double the money, stuttering like she usually does, never meeting your gaze
>Her face flushes red when she finally locks eyes with you
>The usual place, you both decide, one of the few perks to having a Succubus school nurse
>Your heart jackhammers in your chest as you both get dressed, remembering her request and how you made it weird
>Gotta keep your head in the game, man
>Start by kissing her on the cheek, the neck, fingering her moist slit
>Your erection's rock hard when you spread her legs, she averts her gaze when you tell her you're going in
>The moan she lets out is absolutely, without a doubt, the sluttiest thing you've ever heard
>Rather than choking her, you're caressing her small breasts, nibbling and kissing her nipples as you fuck her with a gentle rhythm
>Look at me
>She shakes her head
>LOOK AT ME
>Put both hands on her face and force her to make eye contact with you when you go in for the kiss
>Both of your bodies twitch as her pussy hungrily gulps down all of your seed, a sheen of sweat covering you both
>Her heartbeat pitter-patters beneath your cheek as you lay on top of her, head between her breasts
>Those damn three words
'I love you'

>> No.14923772

>>14923708
But the Kraken is my onee-san and I bribed her with kuddles to bind the sharkgirl so I can further bully her by licking her toned abs.

>> No.14923775

>>14923761
It will b quite real for her or she has her money back.

>> No.14923781

>>14923760
What if it's ~1.8 meters of anon and ~5.2 meters of his penis?

>> No.14923785

>>14923761
Duh. if it was real love we wouldn't give it to monoeyes or NEETs.

By the way, that insult cost you $3.50.

>> No.14923786

>>14923781
Fucking MG /d/

>> No.14923792

I want Druella to go on a date with me!
I want to make her feel relaxed and comfortable!
I want to smite her when her guard is down!
For the Order!

>> No.14923798

>>14923792
You fucking monster.

>> No.14923799

>>14923770
Why can't I have this? Why must I live in this non-MG hell?

>> No.14923800

>>14923792
fuck you

>> No.14923801

>>14923770
>monoeye loving
Have any more?

>> No.14923802

>>14923770
she better have a large rear and thighs to make up for her thighs.

>> No.14923805

>>14923792
BROTHER! DEUS VULT!

>> No.14923810

>>14923770
But we don't really love her, right?

>> No.14923811

>>14923798
>>14923800
>all of these traitors

>> No.14923812

>>14923799
Because life is unfair.

>> No.14923813

>>14923802
make up for her chest*

>> No.14923814

>>14923811
Since when was being a traitor a bad thing?

>> No.14923818

>>14923798
>>14923800
He meant with his dick. The way god intended.

>> No.14923821

>>14923814
>traitor posting on monster girl genocide
Where do you think you are?

>> No.14923823

>>14923811
How can you betray what you were never loyal to?

>> No.14923826

>>14923821
A place that mostly likes monstergirls aside from a few autists.

>> No.14923827

>>14923802
I like my Monoeyes like I like all my MG women who don't have strange animal parts. Birthing hips that don't quite and springy asses.

>> No.14923828

>>14923814
If you are able to betray your whole race for monster pussy then i wouldn't trust you to not betray the monster pussy if a better pussy appears.

If you can betray once you will surely do it again.

>> No.14923831

>>14923814
Because traitors are fucking assholes.

>grow up in Order controlled town
>live by the word of God in every way imaginable
>marry beautiful red headed human girl who also works for the order
>thanks to a traitor letting a dark matter in town I'm now an incubus and my wife is a centaur
>she won't have sex anymore because she always wanted a son
>we can't even look at each other in the eyes anymore because of our shame
>all thanks to some fucker who wanted monster pussy

>> No.14923832

>>14923770
What started the whole monoeye hate meme, anyway? I think I was away for it.

>> No.14923836

>>14923811
>2016
>Not being a traitor
I mean, come on.

>> No.14923839

>>14923792
Edgy kid.

>> No.14923843

>>14923836
>>14923839
I'll still fight for you, anons.

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>>14923801
Sure I do. For all you faggots know I have over 1 TB of Monoeye love in both story and picture format and none of it's for you undeserving, unwashed licentious crowds.

Or so I wish

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>>14923843
He's the hero we need.

God speed, brother.

>> No.14923851

>>14923843
>for you
No, not for me.

>> No.14923853

>>14923843
why so chuuni?

>> No.14923854

>>14923844
>1TB of Monoeye love

If only it were true...

>> No.14923857

>>14923831
>grow up in Order-regulated territory
>not truly controlled, but also not in danger of monster attacks
>fall in love with dynamite gal
>paladin-initiate of Order and fit, but smart
>apparently some scholars were scouting her for the Archives, and those take only the brilliant
>and for some reason she decides to marry you
>five months later: traitors sabotage patrols
>result: unblocked dark matter incursion
>entire town monsterized
>your wife is now a monster
>no less beautiful than before, perhaps even more fit
>but Wurms are not known for their minds
>she used to be smarter than almost everyone, a brighter wit you'd never seen, with the best playful banter
>no longer

>> No.14923858

>>14923828
>>14923831
Let's be realistic. If their were no traitors, modern humans would kill off and enslave the monstergirls if they appeared in this world.

>> No.14923863

Is it MGU posting time?

>> No.14923867

>>14923858
>in this world
Who cares about this world? Are you one of those fags who imagine them as 3DPD?

>> No.14923869

>>14923858
>this world

This world has no Chief God/other gods to force humanity into a rut of limited population. We don't have the issues of technological stagnancy that the MGE world has.

Things would probably end up with something more along the lines of Zipangu or Mist country in a lot of places. Except where the Order-level religious nuts live, of course.

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>>14923857
This brings tears to my righteous eyes. She will be avenged!

>> No.14923871

I want to go to the Wurm's den and care for a bunch of loli wurms.

>> No.14923874

Is it there some kind of official height chart for monster girls?

>> No.14923877

>>14923870
Stop wasting images.

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14923878

>>14923792
Holy shit this. All this cute posting dosent change the fact that she an irredeemable cunt who deserves a good smiting.

>> No.14923881

>>14923736
>>14923738
>>14923775
>>14923785
Sluuuuuts

If you follow that way you will end working as that, and no decent monstergirl will ever want you!

Except the ones with a healing fetish

>> No.14923882

>>14923858
>this world
Who gives a fuck?

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14923884

>>14923863
It's time for the voices of the oppressed to be heard!

No longer will be live under the heel of a brutal demin regime!

No longer will we watch our wives and children live under the fear or corruption!

No longer will we lie down and watch our glorious species sink into oblivion!

Stand with me brothers! We will not go quietly! We will show them exactly what it means to be human!

>> No.14923887

>>14923869
Humans can't even get along with each other. What makes you think we'll be friends with rapist non-humans from anther world? Not to mention some posters here would gladly fuck over monstergirls for petty reasons.

>> No.14923892

>>14923870
>>14923878
>>14923884
Newfags pls delete images, these are not even monster girls.

>> No.14923895

>>14923811
Every passing day I find there is nothing worth saving about the garbage concept that is humanity. If Deruella and her armies were to pour through a portal this very second I would not hesitate to be the first to drop my pants, bone my way to incubushood, and spread her retarded sex cult till it destroys everything.

>> No.14923896

>>14923878
Stay salty.

>> No.14923900

>>14923895
Pretty much the way I see it.

>> No.14923901

>>14923895
I think you should seek help that's not a healthy way of thinking.

>> No.14923903

>>14923895
>destroys everything
Don't cut yourself on that edge

>> No.14923906

>>14923892
Plottwist:There are Succubus inside the armor.

>> No.14923917

Uh-oh! You're waifu somehow got into our world and found your Monstergirl folder on your computer! How does she react?
>my kikimora waifu would like that I have my folder organized so neatly

>> No.14923919

>>14923901
It's either that or wait till humanity does it to itself. The way we're living now isn't sustainable. Only the first way has more sex.

>>14923903
Not destroy like burn to the ground, blood and gore, etc. Just destabilize the current, stagnant culture that's already turning in on itself.

>> No.14923923
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>>14923917
Oh shit, my Kiki folder is not neatly organized, what happens to me?

>> No.14923927

>>14923906
Nah, there are edgy chuuni alps.

>> No.14923930

>>14923927
I would fuck a chuuni paladin alp.

>> No.14923931

>>14923917
Get jealous that there's so much art of other girls.

>> No.14923935

>>14923931
>not staying faithful
You're sick

>> No.14923940

>>14923930
I would as well, although I'd be sure to pinch any parts of her that don't have muscle.

>> No.14923943

>>14923935
If I just saved pictures of her, I wouldn't even need a folder.

>> No.14923945
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>>14923917
>So, you like cats AND mice?
>I could catch one for you, if you want.

>> No.14923949

>>14923945
Nyan.
What are you doing?

>> No.14923952

>>14923917
Runs to her room to make sure I don't see her Husbando folder.

You can't hide anything from me, my dear waifu

>> No.14923955

>>14923923
I want to be abused by my Kiki maid.

>> No.14923956

>>14923949
Nothing constructive.

>> No.14923962

>>14923955
But she's your maid and you're the Master! It should be the other way around!

>> No.14923965

>>14923887
RANT INBOUND!

Oh, we wouldn't be friends at first.
There would be lots of casualties.

If things got real bad there's always the nuclear option.

But as a general rule the idea of the MG armies is that of not killing but instead overwhelming - they would likely end up surrendering at the sight of what we would be willing to do. Mainly because for all that we go on about 'Edgy,' we would not hesitate to go full-ultraviolence in the face of an enemy against everyone. Even to the point of unity despite differences.

We're 9 billion people strong, and every last one of us is insane.

The demon lord would have no choice but to switch tactics. Besides, the whole rape thing is a holdover from the Gods-appointed violent nature of the monsters. The demon lord supposedly tried removing it. Without their influence, I doubt it would be an issue for long.

Either way, it'd come down to money, and how much could be made off the incoming peoples. Greed is a massive motivator, after all.


TL;DR - It's all about the PRECEDENT.

>> No.14923967

>>14923955
Hm, how do you feel about bolt cutters near your tendons?

>> No.14923971

>>14923917

How would they react if she learned you commissioned artwork of her species?

>> No.14923973

>>14923967
Not well. I'd prefer to be able to walk.

>> No.14923977

>>14923962
But she's really mean when she wants to be!

>> No.14923981

>>14923917
>over 6000 files featuring specifically her
She'd probably be kinda freaked out, if anything.
Surprise, I'M the yandere.

>> No.14923989

>>14923967
Oh, I don't have those anymore. She needed me to get rid of them, apparently they're a weakness.

Now I have hardened hydraulics in their place! Slower, but more reliable.

>> No.14923993

>>14923917
The funny thing is, I don't actually have a folder or storage of any pictures. IT'S ALL IN MY HEAD.

>> No.14923997

>>14923981
How can you be yandere for her if she's your loyal servant, follows you everywhere and calls you master?

It makes no sense.

>> No.14924005

>>14923965
So then it would switch to exploitation. Draining their resources, putting them to work so we win big and they little, throwing the a bone or two to keep them content. We see this happen often today. Then there's the vested interests that would not want the change they would bring. These are powerful people and turning the public against monstergirls would be easy for them. Also like you said, humans are fucked up. Even among the fanbase we have people encouraging people to see them as the villains, to be mindbroken or mutilated or smited. Think how bad the people who would hate them would be.

>> No.14924006

>>14923981
Barring any adversity, a double yandere couple is indistinguishable from a traditional lovey dovey couple.

>> No.14924007

>>14923997
It was not established in the post that everyone's waifu was a kiki, just that poster's.

>> No.14924010

>>14923844
Really? Do you have any monoeye cosplay?

>> No.14924011

>>14924007
Don't tell me, yours is a Shirohebi?

Outyan the yan.

>> No.14924014

>>14923977
You're her Master. Spank her, call her names, roughly molest her, hold her down in your bed and ravish her. Or do you want her to do this?

>> No.14924017

>>14924014
B-but she's stronger than me!

>> No.14924024

>>14924017
She's your servant.

>> No.14924026

>>14924017
>you're so weak even a maid is stronger than you
Are you an Alp? Pick her up from doing dishes and carry her to the bedroom like a real man!

>> No.14924031

>>14923881
>Except the ones with a healing fetish
Funny, for a second there I thought you were actually trying to dissuade me.

>> No.14924032

>>14924010
I have nothing of value move along.

>> No.14924033

>>14924026
Is this going to end with a sadomasocistic maid and trying to get her, and her alp mistress, laid?

>> No.14924050

>>14924033
Is the Alp in a maid outfit too?
If so then I'll take both under my care and impreganate them both and give them all the daughterus and cuddles they could ever want!

>> No.14924051

>>14924031
Where are the healing stories at? i could use some healing for my nightly fix.

>> No.14924058

>>14924050
I imagine that they'd engage in dual maid play with the kiki being the lewd instructor and the alp being shy and bulliable.

>> No.14924065

>>14924051
There are none.

>> No.14924070

>>14924058
>dual maid play
Anon stop my boner is reaching critical mass here.

>> No.14924074

>>14924070
I'd like it without the alp.

>> No.14924075

>>14924070
Best part is when they do that while carrying your child.

That's right.
Dual pregnant maid play

>> No.14924090

>>14924065
>None
Not even the Alps can know peace from this evil.

>> No.14924097

>>14924031
Anon, are you saying you want to spend years being treated as nothing but a meat dildo, with the occasional nerd who demands also some fake love, all for money? You want to do this until one of your clients fall in love with you and ask you to live with her, and to stop selling your body because from now on it belongs to her and only her? Is that what you want?

>> No.14924098

Would a Kikimora occasionally spill something on her master intentionally so that she both has something to clean and can see him shirtless more often?

>> No.14924108

>>14924098
A good Kikimora would already spy on her Master when he's naked, but more chances would be enough for her.

>> No.14924110

>>14924098
Only the ones who get fired and left on the streets for such poor performance.

>> No.14924118

>>14924098
I want a Kiki to suddenly become clumsy dropping stuff on the floor so she can bend over and show me her ass.

>> No.14924121

>>14924097
What? No, that's way too pushy. I want one of my clients to get into my "play love" and make me confuse myself with how I react. I want this to keep going until I have no idea how to react and I run away. After that I want her to chase me down no matter where I go, refusing to let me be alone or hide from myself or her. When I've finally cornered myself I want her to say nothing but hug me gently so I can cry into her shoulder! I want to get my life together with her help while we both learn to love and lick each other's wounds.

>> No.14924122

>>14924098
Probably, though in my case, she would likely do to both of us so she could put them in the laundry and have us cuddle up together.

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>>14924098
More of an elf thing.

>> No.14924132

http://i.4cdn.org/d/1456362041141.jpg

Y/N?

>> No.14924140

>>14924132
I don't understand the question.

>> No.14924151

>>14924129
>You'll never have an Elf pay you extra to paint yourself green and play the part of an Orc taking an Elf "like the olden days".

>> No.14924153

>>14924140
Would you cum an excessive amount onto the brown wolfgirl's chest-puppies for her to drink from with a straw?

>> No.14924158

>>14924132
Wait a second, is she blowing bubbles? My mom told me that was nasty because it's like spitting in your drink.

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>>14923917
>Finds my Hellhound folder with most images
>Proud of my dedication

>> No.14924166

>>14924158
Your mothers a street walker Trebek!

>> No.14924171
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>Finally have art of socially awkward Deruella
Anon, I love you. And I keep saying no Alp, but if you keep going like this that is going to change.

>> No.14924176

>>14924153
I don't follow. Why aren't we using a cup if she wants a drink?

>> No.14924184

>>14923917
Good thing I already have a 12 GB folder consisting of nothing but Elves.
>Wait how is she on my computer? Shouldnt she be creaking out because she's in the city now?

>> No.14924187
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14924187

One of these days MGC will catch that damn Yeti and the streets will be safe again.

Then the world will talk about more than just the damn beach!

>> No.14924188

>>14924184
>freaking out*
Goddamnit iPhone.

>> No.14924189

>>14924187
I keep telling you guys, this "serial hugger" is just a cover for the Paladins getting away with literal murder in our country.
#monsterlivesmatter

>> No.14924194

>>14923965
>>14924005
I don't like the jewnuki, but I would gladly bleed to see them in a position to exploit all of humanity. And the regular jew can't out jew the mythic jew.

>> No.14924196

>>14924194
Tiny, tubby tanukis are for tender loving.

>> No.14924198

>>14924189
I don't quite understand your leap from hugging to murder.

>> No.14924199

>>14924196
And guiding the masses from behind the scenes

>> No.14924204

>>14924158
She's a wolfgirl. They don't teach manners in the wilds she comes from, and she enamoured by your cum.

>>14924176
Efficiency. She gives you paizuri, you cum a load between her breasts so it pools there, and she drinks it all up.

>> No.14924206

>>14924199
And tail molesting, and rear groping.

>> No.14924208

>>14924204
>Efficiency.
But if she wanted that she could have just kissed the tip and had it nice and hot from the source.

>> No.14924209

>>14918362
get my throat tonguefucker

>> No.14924215

>>14924206
And ensuring the uppity humans can't do anything meaningful or impact on society.

>> No.14924217

>>14924208
Well, maybe next time then.

>> No.14924230

>>14924215
Along with head patting and ear nibbling.

>> No.14924238

>>14924230
And building a time machine to ensure that even if a human does subvert the natural order and begin committing atrocities while twisted with power and corruption, she can always go back in time and organised for that man to be pro-actively dated, so any world-burning potential is wasted between his new waifu's legs.

>> No.14924243

>I missed the thread defiling Druella
Damn

>> No.14924244

>>14924238
And impregnating!

>> No.14924285

>>14924204
Well, I guess somebody has to make a school dedicated to teach good manners to wild wolfgirls.

>> No.14924295

>>14921208
>Monster Girl Encyclopedia Stories: Fallen Brides
So I end up living in a CC harem?

I can dig it.

>> No.14924332

>>14924238
>so any world-burning potential is wasted between his new waifu's legs
If only all of humanities problems could be solved this way.

>> No.14924344

I want to be part of an arranged marriage with an elven princess and spend much of my youth playing with her until she has to go to private school

The next time I see her will be in college where I will be greeted by a seven foot tall, warrior elf with a few scars and caramel skin greeting me with a hug using her huge muscles.

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>>14924344
Her Onee-san is still better though.

>> No.14924389

>>14924384
This picture would've been 10/10 if the artist actually gave her Elven ears.

>> No.14924391

>>14924384
Her sister may have the rear but my bride to be has the muscle and chest.
Many massages would I give her.

>> No.14924395

>>14924391
She must have a godly core if you're waifu can top her sister's chest. She'd need to in order to support those massive things to even walk.

>> No.14924405

>>14924344
>You'll never get hunted by the girl you made friends with on your exchange to the northern snow elf towns years after leaving.
>You'll never return home to find your house dark and unusually cold, one of the windows open and the curtains fluttering in the frigid north breeze
>You'll never gape at the tall and curvy pale white haded silhouette of a vaguely familiar snow elf, her snowy hair dancing in the wind, the faintly frosted perspiration of the hunt beading her translucent skin, running in small rivulets as the sweat clings to the outline of her magnificent muscles and carnal curves
>Her piercing ice blue eyes will never glow out of the shadows of her partially hidden face, boring into your own and beaming an obsessive mix of love loyalty and lust
>"I've found you, husband."

>> No.14924407

>>14924395
That's why she's got the muscle my good anon.
She's a bit girly than expected and likes to practice being my wife, even if she could wrestle a wurm.

>> No.14924408

>>14924405
muscle elves are splendid specimens

>> No.14924428
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14924428

He-Hey, Anon.

Which is your hentai waifu?

What species of MG would they be?

>> No.14924438

>>14924428
Her name is Marika and she'd be a Dragon, which happens to be my favorite species.
Both are lazy, prefer lounging around at home while surrounded by fabulous wealth and both hoard expensive things.
Unfortunately she's so /d/ tier I can't talk about her here.

>> No.14924442

>>14924428
Victoria maid Maria. A Holstaur obviously.

>> No.14924448

>>14924408
That they are, although I prefer mine in chocolate.

>> No.14924454

>>14924428
I dunno, Kaoru Sakurazuka or Taiga Himekawa off the top of my head.

alps, the both of them

>> No.14924471
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14924471

There's a part of my body that's just the perfect temperature for you. Guess where it is!

>> No.14924473

>>14924428
The fact that she never took the knot will forever be an atrocity.

>> No.14924474
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14924474

>"Welcome to Neko's Neck of the Woods! What will you have to drink?"

>> No.14924477

>>14924471
Your heart?

>> No.14924478

>>14924471
Obviously your lips, I just want to give you a passionate kiss as we cuddle one another.

>> No.14924479

>>14924474
Rum, girl! Rum!

>> No.14924481

>>14924474
I'll take one blue haired cutie to go out on a date with, with a side of cuddling and nuzzling from her please.

>> No.14924483
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>>14924474
I'll have a large Cat's Meow Burger combo, the one that comes with the Cheshire Cuddle Cat.

>> No.14924486

>>14924474
I'll have a number 9, two number 45s, one with cheese, a number seven with extra dip, and a large soda.

>> No.14924488

>>14924483
That is a cuddly looking kitten.

>> No.14924491

>>14924474
I'll have a beer, and you sitting on my face.

>> No.14924493

>>14924483
Holy jpg artifacting batman.

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>>14924473
Had she been saved a little bit too late, Black-sama might have had to taken her back home on a leash.

>> No.14924500

>>14924496
That is the face of a happy woman.

>> No.14924502

>>14924474
I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

>> No.14924503

>>14924500
Or a mindbroken one.

>> No.14924510

>>14924503
Does that make her any less satisfied?

>> No.14924511

>>14924474
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

>> No.14924513

>>14924510
It doesn't make her happiness true.

>> No.14924514
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14924514

>watching someone do a West Roman campaign on Legendary
>Ostrogoths completely wrecked
I want to open by borders to routed and demoralized Ostrowolfus!

>> No.14924515

>>14924513
Who are you to say that?

>> No.14924520

>>14924515
If a person's mind if broken and reformed to become a slave, their old personality is gone. it's not them anymore, so if they enjoy it, its' not because they wanted it.

>> No.14924522

>>14924514
What's going on with the cute wolf girl, does she need my help? Poor girls looks like she's shivering, would she like to come inside to get warm?

>> No.14924523

>>14924522
She couldn't handle the sight of Roman spears and banners standing erect upon the walls.

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>>14924500
The only thing she ever wanted was for Black-sama to notice her.

>> No.14924526

>>14924520
Pleasure overrides such silliness.

>> No.14924530

>>14924526
I bet you wouldn't say that if you were on the receiving end.

>> No.14924534

>>14924523
Well she's free to come inside and get warm, the Romans can't harm her in here and I'll stand guard just in case to make her feel as safe as possible.

>> No.14924536

>>14924530
Then why did I give up my freedom for my Dark Elf mistress' gentle yoke?

>> No.14924540

>>14924534
What if she sees something else stand tall and proud and is thrown into a frenzy of lust?

>> No.14924543

>>14924536
Because you wanted it in the first place so it's not mindbreak.

>> No.14924546
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14924546

Who wants to be her first patient?

>> No.14924547

>>14924536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVGINIsLnqU

>> No.14924550

>>14924546
Surely this will be far less depressing than the original!

>> No.14924555

What monstergirl would be good for a depressed anxious sad sack like me to cuddle with and make me feel better?
Who am I kidding? I just want to lay my head on Deruella's lap and let her stroke my hair until I feel better.

>> No.14924556

>>14924546
Me!

>> No.14924559
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>> No.14924565

>>14924540
All she has to do is ask me. i'd love to surprise her by acting as romantic as possible to her, causing her beautiful face to blush with all my flattering comments abut her. She can make it up by cuddling with me and letting me massage her cute ears.

>> No.14924567

>>14924559
Murderspiders are not cows anon. You may want to get your eyes checked.

>> No.14924574

>>14924567
Spidercows are honorary cows. Largely because the actual cows are all scared shitless of them and they demanded into the clubhouse, but still.

>> No.14924575

>>14924565
And so fell another empire.

>> No.14924578

>>14924546
>"I have trust issues."

>> No.14924582

>>14924575
Why, because I flattered her and told her that she's cute, even as she rode me all night long. Or is it referring to the obvious fact we just had massive sex and I pulled her in to snuggle against her strong yet soft body?

>> No.14924589

>>14924582
You let a hairy barbarian into your home and heart, as did many others. Your civilization is doomed to become just another breeding ground for her kind, with your strong walls protecting their young ostrocubs from the threat of the Horse Pussy hordes.

>> No.14924599

>>14924589
So your saying I can't help her become a wolf girl barbarian into my life and with great effort on both of us, help make her into a respectable part of society. To which she later says just how happy she is for brightening her life up,teaching her about new things that have made her into a women who while wild in bed is also a sweet part of a society she never though would invite her in, except for one strong kind individual who saw something bigger and was willing to make her life into one better and filled with passion and true love.

>> No.14924620

>>14924599
You speak nobly, but in a few hundred years your descendants will cover in fear when they hear the awooo~ of the ostrowolfus in the night, knowing they have nowhere to run.

>> No.14924622

>>14924546
Good grief.

>> No.14924631

>>14924620
Who said my descendants will cause fear, for they won't because I will have taught them better and shown them how to use their own skills to make them better people. My descendants will just go howl at night and try adorably to ask out cute guys, wanting to show them that they are good people. My teachings will be with them all always, making sure they are the very best people they can be, for if I believe if you believe they can be good people, they're more likely to turn out good for all. I will unite the races together as one team, using their unique skills to make us all stronger and better folk, for when we stand as one no one can match our combined might.

>> No.14924633

>>14924631
>turning Ostrowolfus into Ostrokobolds
Well I guess that's okay.

>> No.14924636

>>14924633
Nobody says they won't pass on the traditions of the glorious hunt.

>> No.14924637

>>14924636
Kobolds hunt rats.

>> No.14924643

>>14924633
Sure it is, kobolds are cute and also make great childhood friends for all the cute boys out there. They an also still protect those they love, as they still possess great strength despite their friendly nature. They also still keep their cute ears and fluffy tails that wag when happy, along with their affectionate nature of nuzzling.

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>"Mmh.. Gruh?"

What do?

>> No.14924655

>>14924648
Pounce. Time for doggy style!

>> No.14924658

>>14924648
How do you get a fit zombie?

>> No.14924664

>>14924648
Cuddle with her of course, as most zombies like to cuddle and so do I. Would she be really happy to cuddle with me, as i'm the first person not scared by her amazing physique?

>> No.14924666

>>14924658
You start with a superior live fit woman.

>> No.14924667

>>14924658
You trap a fit human girl and you get a zombie to bite her.

>> No.14924668

>>14924648
>Pull out cock
>Grab hips as I sit behind her, and pull her panties to the side of her puffy vulva
>Pull her back down onto dick
>Fuck her
>Cum

>> No.14924669

>>14924546
Hell, I've been putting it off long enough.

Give it your best shot, doc.

>> No.14924679

>>14924664
Zombies are not particularly smart.

>>14924655
>>14924668
But she's going to eat you! She's already eating someone else, even.
Can't you see's would overpower you and hold you down with her impressive physique as soon as you got anywhere close?

>> No.14924684

>>14924679
>she's going to eat you
Not if I give her waaaaarm and seeeeex.

>> No.14924689

>>14924546
I going to tell her that I'm obsessed with tentacles and that I want to live deep inside the abyss
I'll go on a long rant about how sanity is overvalued and how I'd rather be a happy madman than a sad and sane man
I'll finish off the session by asking her in marriage

>>14924555
She's gonna stroke more than just your hair, I hope you like nursing handjobs

>> No.14924692

>>14924648
>Grab something and start eating
When in Rome...

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>> No.14924696

>>14924692
It probably tastes like pork anyway.

>> No.14924697

>>14924679
Still even with those muscles of hers, she's probably lonely and cold, so she'd probably enjoy having someone to hold at night. She can hug me as much as she want's, for no one deserve to feel cold and I'll gladly be her lover she can come to when she's sad. When we have sex after learing about one another, she can hold me close as I whisper into her cute ear about how I love her and that I'm enjoying this great moment of intimacy. make me wonder what will happen w.en she's a wight and she remembers all this sweet nothings I've said to her and that I truly love her, even when she was but a simple zombie?

>> No.14924700

>>14924471
Somewhere in the middle I'm thinking. Lower back?

>> No.14924701

>>14924689
>I hope you like nursing handjobs
Only if they lead to healing sex.

>> No.14924702

>>14924695
What needy little foxes.

>> No.14924708

>>14924701
How much more healing can sex be than that?

>> No.14924710

>>14924679
She's eating, I can easily sneak up to her. I'll be behind her and stable with my ass on the ground whereas she is in an awkward position, crouching with my cock buried deep inside her. That's already a compromising situation, but if I slip my arms under her pits and grasp the back of her neck with both hands and lean forward to lick and nibble at her ears, she'll be jelly in no time. Doubly so when I ejaculate my warmth all over her womb.

Then she'll ahegao and mindbreak when I push her onto all fours and fondle her tits as I pound her from behind, large and firm behind bouncing and shaking, and by the time I've cum again, she'll be to oexhausted to react immediately, even as I turn her around to face me and hold her close. Then she'll figure "I can eat him later. This wasn't so bad. Maybe there is a use for him." and then she'll blush and snuggle back, juuust like in my doujins.

Or I die horribly. Still worth it.

>> No.14924713

>>14924708
Having her hold you close and leglock you so you can't pull out while stroking your hair and giving you gentle encouragement.

>> No.14924720

>>14924713
I stand corrected.

>> No.14924751
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14924751

Freaky Friday Flip happened and now your waifu is in the body of her nemesis, and vice versa. How will you handle the situation?

>> No.14924755

>>14924751
What if she doesn't have a nemesis.

>> No.14924756

>>14924751
I'm in a threesome relationship with them anyway, so maybe they can compete over who can please me most in a body they're not used to?

>> No.14924763

>>14924751
Who would be the nemesis of a nerd bird?

>> No.14924767

>>14924751
First a straight up gender bender and now a body swap? Have fun with it I guess. Now if I can work possession into this somewhere too...

>> No.14924771

>>14924751
What nemesis could a dormouse have?

>> No.14924772

>>14924755
Then she's been lying to you. All women have mortal enemies.
>>14924763
Fujoclops maybe?

>> No.14924775

>>14924771
Nightmare.

>> No.14924778

>>14924546

Please rub your tentacles all over my the insides of my ears and brain.

>> No.14924783

>>14924775
I would think they'd get along quite well though.

>> No.14924788

>>14924751
Who could possibly be the nemesis of a wight?

>> No.14924791

>>14924771
Overtight Anubis boss that is always on her cse but wants to see how the dormouse can get all her work done just by napping all day.


>>14924772
So she disagreed with the fujoclops on anime or something?

>> No.14924793
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14924793

Is the Dark Elf the female version of BLACKED?

Nobody's gonna want a regular elf over delicious brown girl or DBG.

>> No.14924796

>>14924793
>Implying I don't want a high elf to snuggle with late into the night and study the arcane

>> No.14924797

>>14924793
One, fuck off with that meme.
Two, I want a Dark Elf and an Elf at the same time for delicious color contrast and I won't take elves any other way.

>> No.14924802

>>14924788
That skank Vampire living in the next mansion. She has no class and is a total slut!

>> No.14924803

>>14924793
Amazons would be the better fit.

>> No.14924804

>>14924791
>Overtight Anubis boss
Now that sounds interesting. Well, anubis boss will find out how, and my wife gets to feel awake without severe anxiety. A win for everybody!
They swap back, right?

>> No.14924806

>>14924796
>snuggling with the incarnation of haughtiness
Gross.

>> No.14924808

Goodnight anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please make sure to cuddle the black weresheep loli.

Folks make fun of her for her fluffs color but it's just as cozy as the rest

>> No.14924810

>>14924793
I'll take the regular elves, they deserve love too. I'll show them true love, cuddle with them, and make sure they all have smiles on their faces. I will also make sure they never feel alone and clod, for my caring and compassionate arms will hold them tight, as to make sure they know that my love for them is always real.

>> No.14924811

>>14924808
I'm going to recruit her into my private army!

>> No.14924813

>>14924808
Are their any non-loli black weresheeps, if so I'd gladly cuddle up with one.

>> No.14924824

>Less doing an illustrated delicious-vanilla CYOA starring Druella
My, seems I missed a marvelously productive day.

>> No.14924825

>>14924802
>Vampire
>Having no class
>Vampire
>Being a slut
Na. And why would the neighboring vamp be her nemesis? We hang out all the time. Fuck, I was the one who taught the vamp's husband how to make traditional Romanian soup with plenty of meat and garlic.

>>14924806
>gross
If you're a faggot maybe.
>He wouldn't lie in a giant beanbag with the elfu as the little spoon,her book magically floating
>He wouldn't spend the late nights reading her tomes over her shoulder and impressing her with your magic.
>Sure it's a pittance compared to hers, but it took you only ten years to achieve what she did in a hundred.

>> No.14924830

>>14924804
They will, but the Anubis will never find out how she does it. Meanwhile profits and office morale will improve will the dormouse is boss.

>> No.14924833

>>14924813
Well, there are the sisters in that one doujin.

But they're more delicious brown.

>> No.14924835

>>14924825
>Na
I was speaking from the Wight's point of view.

>> No.14924841

>>14924830
>Meanwhile profits and office morale will improve will the dormouse is boss.
No wonder she's her nemesis. My wife is better at her job while seeming to do nothing all day. It must confound her how she can't figure out how my wife does it.
Does the dormouse get a promotion?

>> No.14924842

>>14924830
>Anubis Waifu returns from work one day in tears
>Explains the whole crazy mess
>Is crying because she now thinks she's a horrible boss due to how much morale and productivity improved during the Dormouse's stint in her body

How do you reassure and calm her?

>> No.14924845

>>14924793
>Muramasa
>elf

>> No.14924846

>>14924833
Color doesn't matter what color she is, as long as she want's a cute guy to cuddle with I'll be happy to oblige. Plus, chocolate weresheeps sound cool and i'd love to fall asleep after cuddling her, using her ample breast as the coziest pillow ever to make her blush at me saying I could rest on them all day long.

>> No.14924847

I want to be TAILED by a big strong Manticore's big thick tailpussy!

>> No.14924850

>>14924835
But like recognizes like, I don't think a vamp could be her nemesis. Maybe that legendary pladin-grill from down the road could be her rival. In which case I refrain my waifu from tattooing cocks all over her rival's body and head over to the paladin's place so I can get there before the paladin does something drastic, like lock herself in a chastity belt

>> No.14924856

>>14924841
She does, but spends most of her time asleep in her comfy chair, whispering out orders in her sleep.

>> No.14924871

>>14924806
>Not wanting to snuggle with a haughty girl.
Really anon?

>> No.14924874

>>14924847
I'm Anon, and I'm a slut for big fat tailpussies.

>> No.14924882
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14924882

>>14924710
>Then she'll figure "I can eat him later. This wasn't so bad. Maybe there is a use for him."
Feral zombies cannot think ahead like that, though.
She is only able to think about satiating her instinctive desires, like eating and having sex. Then she will probably simply wander off until she starts feeling hungry again.

You would have to breed her several times first before she starts becoming just a little bit smarter, and it would take her a while for her to even start comprehending simple commands.

You would need to use a muzzle or a gagball and a collar or a harness with a leash at first just to not have her wander off or eat you or someone else..

>> No.14924888

>>14924882
Anyone have that greentext about the zombie cheerleader?

>> No.14924904

>>14924888
The one where he talks about how he would look after his own zombie girl? I remember that

>>14924882
That's allright, zombies think on a base instinctive level, and their instincts are still the same as a feral human's. Won't be too hard to get her to recognize me as her mate. I just have to keep on my toes for a few weeks, and molest her whenever she begins to get uppity, and otherwise keep her well fed and fucked. And as for wandering off, I'll just barricade her in my garage and make an opening in the roof to drop a ladder down. Zombies can't climb.

>> No.14924914

>>14924904
>Zombies can't climb ladders
Somebody hasn't watched the original Dawn of the Dead lately.

>> No.14924918
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14924918

Mastah, an empire declines and falls roughly two-and-a-half centuries after its birth. How do we subvert this?

>> No.14924919

>>14924847
She's going to take a picture of you covered in her lewd juices, doing the double peace sign

You'll never be able to get married after that

>> No.14924924

>>14924918
By looking to the Romans and by living a fuckton longer so we can skew the generational decline.

>> No.14924929

>>14924847
Why are the human boys that frequent these threads such sluts?

>> No.14924930

>>14924924
>By looking to the Romans
But they fell too, and fell hard!

>> No.14924932
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14924932

Im going to get new shoes today!
Its not raining so I don't have to worry about the holes in them my old ones!

lets see that water dragon bitch ruin my day now!

>> No.14924935

>>14924919
>Implying she wouldn't take responsibility
Anon, please.

>> No.14924936

>>14924918
An undead empire is better anyway. Let it die faster.

>> No.14924937

>>14924918
We get that Lich historian to start a foundation of some kind, she'll figure it out.

>> No.14924941

>>14924929
All boys are sluts.

>> No.14924944

>>14924930
Lasted a lot longer than 250 years though. So that's a start.

>> No.14924946

>>14924941
I'm not.

>> No.14924947

Why are fat undead booties the best fat monster girl booties?

>> No.14924952

>>14924941
I sir am neither a boy or a slut.
I am a man and a warrior!

>> No.14924953

>>14924914
Well I wanted to stay away from binding her because that would be an insult to her physique and would most likely send her into a rape frenzy, but maybe she'll be more turned on than mad if I cum in her panties and use those as cuffs so she can't climb. All she could do is use her teeth to tear it off, but the taste and smell would make her suck instead of bite

>> No.14924956

>>14924944
It didn't take longer than that for it to enter the Age of Decadence though.

>> No.14924966

>>14924932
she could just wreck you new shoes with lightning or something

>> No.14924968

>>14924946
>>14924952
Don't lie to yourselves.

>> No.14924970

>>14924968
I'm a total slut and I'm not ashamed of it! There's nothing wrong with being a slut!

>> No.14924976

>>14924968
I know what I want in life
I want to have a loving, caring equal for a with that has as much respect for me as i for her, not be some bitch boy to some dominating whore

>> No.14924977
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14924977

Dear Anubis-senpai,
It has now been eight days since my last ejaculation. The hands just aren't doing it for me. Please let me enter you.

>> No.14924978

>>14924968
Why would I lie, I'm a man of strength who doesn't need unrequited love to be someone, I'm my own individual.

>> No.14924980

>>14924956
When the Age of Decadence for most empires is usually just the second generation about 30-40 years after the Age of Conquest, then that's still fucking good.

Besides, you need a little decadence or the empire never has any great monuments to be remembered for all time. Remember the words of Augustus "I found Rome a city of bricks and left it a city of marble."

>> No.14924984

>>14924751
>Mantis
So, a Soldier Beetle? That's overall fitting for her surprisingly, she's still a cunning forest hunter, still part of bug mustard race, alas with another fighting style.

I can't imagine someone of her mind react too much to that, hell she'd likely take it easier than me, although her staying in that form forever would obviously be out of question for either of us. Going by their profile I can bet the biggest long-term issue for her would be lack of her old perfect human feet that by then she'd know I'm a huge fetishist of.

The other girl would react... the same i.e. not at all. She isn't going anywhere with waifu's body until we fix this all, that's certain.

>> No.14924985

>>14924980
I will never be able to take Augustus seriously after watching I, Claudius and seeing BRIAN BLESSED portray him going senile.
>I WANT MY EAGLES BACK!

>> No.14924987

>>14924966
dragon or no, she ruins my stuff and I will find a way to beat her down.

>> No.14924990

>>14924977
Anon, you just can't ask your Anubis-senpai for such a thing.

She may have ruined masturbation for you, but that's just the first step.
If you want more, you just properly woo her. Dinner, movies, long walks on the beach, romance dammit!

And god help you at the end of it all if the ring you get is anything less than flawless...

>> No.14924993

>>14924976
>>14924978
Please, men are just shameless whores that are happiest when in their place. Letting them do what they want is just a bad idea.

>> No.14924994

>>14924990
But I'm losing my mind here!

>> No.14924998

Idea bucket time!
A knight, looking for a easy kill, goes to hunt a Ryu.
the ryu, having enough of being pushed around due to her gentleness, rubs her reverse scale to comfront him.

>> No.14925003
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14925003

>>14924994
Temper and focus yourself anon!

And be assured that the prize at the end of your struggle is well worth it.

>> No.14925004

>>14924998
>A knight, looking for a easy kill, goes to hunt a Ryu.
Not the smartest knight of the kingdom.

>> No.14925007

>>14924993
Yeah right, I have a loving and equal successful relationship with my waifu, where both of us like each other for physical looks and for personality. what could you have that even comes close to true love or happiness that comes with being a living food dispenser that's thrown out once empty and broken?

>> No.14925014

>>14925007
Exactly! A man is only happen with a monster wife to guide him.

>> No.14925017

>>14925004
In his mind gentle must mean weak
still would make for a good read

>> No.14925019

>>14925003
Grit and bear, grit and bear.

>> No.14925025

>>14925004
>has to travel thousands of miles to a far off not-oriental land as well
Definitely not the brightest.

>> No.14925026

>>14923857
The demon lord is a curse on the land

>> No.14925031

>>14925014
No, I don't rely on her to survive, but instead we just enhance each other's strengths and solve each other's weaknesses. without me, she wouldn't be as happy or strong when it come to handling life's decisions and she does the same for me in return.

>> No.14925033

>>14924993
Your idea that all men have to be submissive fools to be happy sickens me. if that is what you desire then I wont stop you, but a real man does not force his ideas on others.

>> No.14925038

>>14924993
Lilim plz

>> No.14925045

I will bring a entire city to its knees so the demon lord will give me the title of "steve"

>> No.14925049

>>14925014
>is only happen
Fucking demons and their nonsense

>> No.14925054

>>14925045
Steve is taken, you can be Esteban.

>> No.14925055
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14925055

That awkward moment when you meet up with your gaming buddy and he turns out to be a monstergirl.

>> No.14925061

>>14925055
How is that awkward? Did you make dirty jokes at her about bitches and whores?

>> No.14925063

>>14924771
Weresheep.

>>14924788
Vampire like the other guy said, or Lich.

>> No.14925074

>>14925045
>due to it's heroic aura Stevie became first most popular name for newborn girls in Demon Realms
>a filthy word in Order lands

>> No.14925079

>>14925061
Along with casual discussion of fetishes and masturbation habits.

>> No.14925088

>>14925074
sounds like a Order camp-fire story

>> No.14925093

>>14925079
Did she bluff her way through it and pretend she was a boy, or was it just your tirade?
>>14925088
I've got a baaaad feeling about this, Sarge.

>> No.14925096

>>14925055
So long as it's still fine to talk about games.

>> No.14925108

>>14925055
>Implying I wasn't looking forward to it when we first met online and she kept claiming she was a boy while making up excuses as to why she couldn't use vent
>Implying I didn't badger her one way or another until I finally heard her spoke and told her she sounded pretty cute for a boy
>Implying that hours after we met up I didn't take her virginity and pump her so full of spirit energy her chest grew three sizes that day

>> No.14925109

>>14925055
>hfw she realizes you were a gaming boy all along

This is going to be very awkward for both of us

>> No.14925112

>>14925055
Wait I was told there were going to be cute traps.
Where are the traps bro?

>> No.14925114

>>14925088
>Order camp-fire story
Old knight Commander Stanley tells new recruits various stories.
>Why the names Steve, and Stevie hare ha no go in the order.
>Why the Gemstone caves are avoided when possible.
>the dangers of a Draagon/jinko tag team
>the great corrupted honey rampage
>brave heroes taking out the more stronger monsters.

>> No.14925116

>>14925108
>implying she's not an Alp who was still a boy when you first met online
Because that's the way the cookie crumbles!

>> No.14925123

>>14925093
>Did she bluff her way through it
There was a lot of
>sure
>yeah
>haha
>right

>> No.14925125

>>14925123
>I know right?
>It's like, when you've got the... tallywacker all... turgid, you know?
>That's the stuff!

>> No.14925126
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14925126

BIG
JUICY
DIGI
BOOTY

>> No.14925131

>>14925123
I'd spank my monkey to that
You've got taste.
I can relate

>> No.14925135

>>14925093
Don't be such a Griff.

>> No.14925137

>>14925114
Don't forget the scariest, the rage mushroom incident.

>> No.14925139

>>14925093
>I've got a baaaad feeling about this, Sarge.

"I think you mashed someone's dog, Sarge."
"It's a werewolf, Lester."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Etq4PArPZOo

>> No.14925140

>>14925135
>such a Griff
Come on, I'm not fat.

>> No.14925142

>>14925114
>the day Joey and Jo found out just why saying "no homo" was so important
>he time the Grandmaster's inspection and the elf wet t-shirt contest were on the same day
>why recruits shouldn't have wear their brightest helmets when there's been a dragon sighting
>the time Sergeant Brian woke up in the demon realm with a hangover, half a packet of gum and an unexplainable burn on his penis

>> No.14925145

>>14925139
>I love you Sarge
>hrgh
Oh man.

>> No.14925146

>>14925126
I've got my fingers crossed for LadyDevimon and Lilithmon up in that.

Also Angewomon.
I just got the statue of her, and it's glorious.

>> No.14925149

>>14925114
>knight Commander Stanley
he sounds like one of those unwritten legend guys that don't get respect from the higher ups but normal soldiers treat him like a king

>> No.14925151

>>14925123
>I say, grand taste!
>The dong has expanded, what ho!
>These bitches must be tripping upon their own coattails, chap!
>I would most certainly enjoy 'tapping' that delightful arse, if you know what I mean!
>Truly a marvelous show of bosoms on this eve!
>Chum, that woman indubitably makes my anaconda want some!

>> No.14925155

>>14925149
No way, if he's knight commander he's so high up he doesn't even remember what a battlefield smells like because he's too busy with paperwork and staff meetings.

>> No.14925157

>>14925155
then what the fuck is he doing at a campfire in >>14925114?

>> No.14925158

>>14925157
He's running away from his adjutants, like King Bradley was when he visited Ed in the hospital.

>> No.14925162

>>14925158
Like King wasn't just there to see if he had a chance to shank the kid.

>> No.14925165

>>14925158
I would be a shame someone with his prestige got taken out.
You would think a guy like him would have a honour guard or something.

>> No.14925166

>>14925162
You get my point though.

>> No.14925169

>Make a guild with a bunch of friends you leveled up with
>Things are going great, have a big, competent team
>Decide to start raiding
>Somebody sets up a vent server, everybody stockpiles consumables, gets the best enchants they can afford
>Set aside the whole night for your first guild raid
>Half show up an hour early
>Decide to hop in vent and chat while you wait for everyone else
>Log in to the server for the first time
>Nothing but female voices
>You always heard most boys in MMOs are just monstergirls playing male characters but you used to dismiss it
>Ranger you used to farm elementals with says "Anon just came in. Anon, can you hear us?" Loli voice.
>You type yes in /g
>"Do you have a mic?" Community Healslut #1 asks. Sounds huge, like a Minotaur or Ushi.
>You look at the mic sitting next to your mouse pad
>type in /g "I probably have one lying around somewhere, but I'd have to find it"
>"We were hoping you could make the calls since you're tanking" That from healslut 2, with the sleepy drawl you associate with Holsts.
>You wait a bit then plug the mic in.
>Fidget for a while before working up the nerve to speak.
>Then you press the talk keybind and timidly ask if they can hear you.
>Instant silence.

>> No.14925170

>>14925165
But those are the people he ditched so he could chill with regular soldiers and eat some sausages by the campfire.

>> No.14925171

>>14925169
This will lead to greatness.

>> No.14925177

>>14925170
would be cool if werewolves or some other monster attacks and he gets to taste battle agian

>> No.14925179

>>14925169
Witnessing.

>> No.14925180

>>14925177
>turns out he's out of shape and totally blunders everything
I-it's okay.

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14925181

>>14925126
I really hope Japan starts making porn of this game now that it's getting an official release there.

>> No.14925183

>>14925169
YISS. My quantum-entangled brother. This is among my top hilarity fantasies. I only usually think of putting some tiiiiime into it before the revelation.

>> No.14925185

>>14925181
Who's this fluid druid?

>> No.14925189

>>14925181
Have you HEARD Ahri's nip voice samples?

LoL porn is gonna be on the rise.

>> No.14925190

I want to follow in Rance's footsteps and take command of a lazy Zipangese daimyo's clan, leading it to victory and making him Shogun, miritary rurer of arr Zipangu!

>> No.14925191

>>14925169
anticipation intensifies

>> No.14925192

>>14925185
Zyra's long lost cousin.
Also filename.jpg

>> No.14925205

>>14925169
Spagetti intensifies

>> No.14925207

>>14925180
Give that man a getting back in shape montage!
soon he will be battling Minotaur and scaring away werewolves one more.

that or he can turn is failure into a lecture about falling out of shape.

>> No.14925211

>>14925169
>not investing in voice changer software

Rookie mistake. The money you save on refitting doors alone is worth it.

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14925212

Tremble and despair, for DOOM has come!

>> No.14925225

>>14925212
Which one? The doctor, the event, or the John Romero game produced by ID?

>> No.14925230

>>14925225
Why you gotta bully?

>> No.14925233

>>14925230
It's a legitimate question. For all I know, she could be a Latverian agent or selling classic games.

>> No.14925241

>>14925233
You know, I might have to finally play Doom 3 if you don't stop this tomfoolery.

>> No.14925251

>>14925241
But Doom 3 is essential oomukade-core Anon. You wouldn't play a game like that would you?

>> No.14925255

>>14925251
As the person responsible for the threadcanon Oomukades, yes. Yes I would.

>> No.14925258

>>14925255
Threadcanon oomukades?

>> No.14925259

>>14925258
They're stinky.

>> No.14925262

>>14925258
Stinkypedes. My Magnum Opus.

>> No.14925265

>>14925262
A-Alp? Is that you?

>> No.14925268

>>14925265
Yes my son.

>> No.14925270

>>14925255
Damn you anon, I was into them for being Ushi Oni but more serpent like in shape and romantic demeanor. Now they're now NEETS and druggies.

>> No.14925271

>>14925262
Don't you have some peasant to be raping you mongol?

>> No.14925273

>>14925255
Doom 3 is meh at best Alp, and stop jacking it to black dragons you slut, have you no shame?

>> No.14925274

>>14925259
>>14925262
Ah.

Nothing a good shared shower couldn't fix.
Getting into every nook and cranny, scrubbing deeply, rubbing the oils away and massaging the various tissues until they nearly glow with life...

>> No.14925277

>>14925268
I've always wanted to tell you this!

You're a faggot
Nah, you're pretty cool.
[spoiler[Still a fag though

>> No.14925278

>>14925273
No I don't. If I did I wouldn't be me.
>>14925274
See this guy gets the point of the original story.

>> No.14925279

>>14925262
God bless you my comrade in tastes

>> No.14925284

>>14925274
>wanting to destroy your oomukade's unique aroma

You people will never cease to amaze me. If you're not going to love your centipede properly just give her here already.

>> No.14925289

>>14925278
Relink me the story in question?

>>14925284
Oh, the aroma isn't going away that easily. It's just that it's being refined, restored to its full glory.

Bodily odors are mostly just skin bacteria farting anyway. Get rid of that, and you can truly appreciate the actual bouquet.

>> No.14925290

>>14925278
>No I don't. If I did I wouldn't be me.

Fair enough

>> No.14925295

I want a ripped, battle hardened Oomukade who smells of blood and steel, not one who stinks because she's too retarded to into hygiene.

>> No.14925299

Damn it Alp, when I get my hands on your greasy scalp I'm going to make you realise exactly what rape really means. You better clench your Finno-Ugric ass and hope for your quick annihilation.

>> No.14925303

>>14925295
She still would be a loser.

>> No.14925305

>>14925295
I've always wanted a giant centipede oomukade. A beast that could make a dragon shake in her boots. And of course she's an even bigger loser because of it!

>> No.14925307

I want an oomukade that's so stinky dragons retreat from the smell of her stench!

>> No.14925310

>>14925303
It's not her fault the battlefield is no place for her anymore. Gone are the seas of blood upon the open plains, gone the narrow trenches of death and carnage. It's not her fault there's no place for her 'ways' any longer.

>> No.14925316

>>14925310
She was a loser then and a loser now! She can't even rape!

>> No.14925322

>>14925310
>no NEET oomukade gf to play revengeance with

I'm out lads.

>> No.14925326

>>14925289
http://pastebin.com/p4t3ANfZ
>>14925299
I'm already gushing wet because you said "Finno-Ugric".

>> No.14925329

>>14925316
>She can't even rape!
Hahahahaha

>> No.14925334

>>14925329
I know right? She would be so bad at it.

>> No.14925338

>>14924090
Well, correction. There are no good ones, save for one Captain did years ago.

>> No.14925342

>>14925151
>>14925125
I want to rape her in the mouth.

>> No.14925343

>>14925326
Thanks man, after you mentioned it I wanted to read it too!

>> No.14925349

>>14925334
Your pelvis would be cursing you like the Greek gods cursed hubris. If monstergirls were real.

>> No.14925354

>>14925349
Good one Anon. You're coming to the meetup right? We've got lots of torches and wood.

>> No.14925356

>>14925349
She probably can't even talk to a man!

>> No.14925358

>>14925343
You people have such strange tastes.

>> No.14925366

>people like Alp now
>several "what do?" wiki style posts and responses
>no writefagging
I've only been gone a week, what the fuck has happened here?

>> No.14925368

>>14925366
You neglected your shitposting duties. The thread grew soft and meek. Like a pack of Alps.

>>14925354
What?

>> No.14925371

>>14925366
People like Alp now, there are several "what do?" wiki style posts (with responeses) and no writefagging has been happening.

>> No.14925372

>>14925356
Who needs small talk when you can pump boys full of liquid love and make them even more horny and socially retarded than you!

>> No.14925373

>>14925366
People always loved me, it's just that they're tsun about it.

>> No.14925381

>>14925372
It'll take a lot of venom.

>> No.14925382

>>14925366
We've decided to let the superior writers over at the wiki to take care of that. Now we can dedicate ourselves to shitposting 24/7.
There is no longer any need for your kind.
Hail Alp.

>> No.14925387

>>14925366
Alp is like a B movie, he's awful but likeable in a kind of way.

>> No.14925388

>>14925366
You let too many people roleplay as the monstergirl in these threads, now things have gone to their natural conclusion and we have a gaggle of newly minted alps that need to be tamed and broken in.

>> No.14925390

>>14925388
>tamed and broken in.
That implies that they are welcome here.

>> No.14925391

>>14925387
Alp is the Ed Wood Jr. of /mgg/
>>14925388
Yeah, tamed and broken in HARD!

>> No.14925394

>>14925390
We're all Alps here.

>> No.14925400

>>14925366
ThunderBrother left, so now Penywise is the only readable writefag left that updates semi-regularly. That happened.

>> No.14925403

>>14925366
>people like Alp now
He's never been hated nor liked.
>several "what do?" wiki style posts and responses
That has always been here.
>no writefagging
A trend for quite some time now.

Go home.

>> No.14925407

>>14925400
Thunderbrother just updated a few days ago.

>> No.14925420

>>14925400
Hey, there's plenty of readable writefags. .

>> No.14925427

>>14925420
This 2bh. There were at least two good new stories in the last thread alone. "Readable" is a pretty bullshit word to throw around, I could count the number of "unreadable" MG fics on two hands.

And get back to work Alp.

>> No.14925432
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>>14925427
No.

>> No.14925438

>>14925400
I never rated Thunderbrother very highly. His technical skill was good but his content was boring.
You're right about a lack of good writefags though, all we really have right now are greentext newbies and the occasional old writefag dropping a new story on us and vanishing.

>> No.14925446

>>14925438
Alright then, dead fandom, back up your things kids we're leaving.

>> No.14925449

>>14925438
Hey now, I don't greentext. I'm new, but I don't greentext. I'm working on a story right now, actually. I won't say I'm good, but I'm definitely not the worst.

>> No.14925456
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14925456

Roses are red, violets are blue
If you go Alp, your birth you'll rue!

>> No.14925460

>>14925456
Homos have the shortest stick in the MGE universe. I mean, you just want to have some yaoi time and you get turned into a disgusting roastie.

>> No.14925477

>>14925460
Faggots can be faggots, just not in Demon Realms. Though I guess if they get caught in Order territory, then they just get a good old fashioned hanging.

>> No.14925487

>>14925477
There are probably secret faggot villages somewhere in the deep mountains of order territory, where there is tell of a tribe that does unspeakable things to men that wander too close. The ones that return refuse to speak tale of the place, and are afraid of any phallic object near them. Some don't return at all.

>> No.14925496

>>14925477
But isn't cuckholding the tyrannical monster girl who keeps you captive by having a deep and emotional relationship with your fellow paladin the purest form of love?

>> No.14925497

>>14919571
Why would someone do this? Wocks, and subsequently all dragons, should be fit! The epitome of might!

It doesn't fit them to be flabby and tubby.

>> No.14925498

>>14925487
>There are probably secret faggot villages
Of course there are this thread is a great example of one.

>> No.14925501

>>14925498
Well memed my friend.

>> No.14925506

>>14925498
We always have the ded thred panic when a week is slow, calm your tits anons, writefags come and go, opinions too and so does content, everything is fine get back to work and I mean YOU!

>> No.14925507
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14925507

>>14925487
>Secret faggot villages
Like secret ninja faggots?

>tfw that's the origin of the succubutt kunoichi villages

They were alps...all along. YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP!

>> No.14925512

>>14925496
Yeah, but only when that paladin is a smoking hot redhead with a godgiven boymaker

>> No.14925514

>>14925506
Oh shi meant to reply >>14925438

>> No.14925516

Hey /jp/, I have an activity for you.
Headcanon the ending to this doujin http://exhentai.org/g/771086/10206e2110/
Personally I think it's a mix of http://exhentai.org/s/eae8f7c96a/2212-45 and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrqgPjZ07Ts

>> No.14925518

>>14925516
>pegging
>shota
>snuff
>mermaid knees

How about you kill yourself.

>> No.14925520

>>14925512
But why would a monster kidnap a girl?
Also rangas are shit.

>> No.14925523

>>14925520
>But why would a monster kidnap a girl?
To corrupt her. They're shitty that way.

>> No.14925524

>>14925518
You think that's bad then don't read the second doujin listed.

>> No.14925548

I'm going to do it, Anon.
I'm going to Enter the Dragon

>> No.14925553
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>>14925548
Anon that's lewd.

>> No.14925557

>>14925548
That's nothing man.
Just the other night I put my Big Trouble in Little China

>> No.14925571

>>14925548
How are you going to do it?
All Dragons act proud, naughty and repress their urges to have sex
Are you going to dress like a slut to entice her?

>> No.14925574
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14925574

So the thread's changed a lot over the years, let us take a moment to remember the girls who used to be popular but managed to fall out of favour.

Remember when lizards were talked about a lot?

>> No.14925577

>>14925571
How would one go about dressing like a slut?
Whats slutty to a monster girl?

>> No.14925578

>>14925574
Lizard fags became salamander fags became dragon fags. The wheel turns does it not?

>> No.14925582

>>14925574
I still feel like lizards are still talked about pretty frequently. I'd go one step further and say that they're the OGs of MGs

>> No.14925583

>>14925574
That never happened, don't delude yourself

>> No.14925592

>>14925574
We stil mention tipping bonnets

>> No.14925593

>>14925574
Were Lizardgirls popular without the bonnet-tipping meme?

>> No.14925594

>>14925578
>2016
>not letting the spice flow

Come on m809

>> No.14925598

>>14925169
Why isn't this a writefaggotry? so much potential wasted.

>> No.14925600

>>14925598
Why not continue it yourself?

>> No.14925601

>>14925593
They were actually far more popular before it. You know, because they were cool and not a joke then.

>> No.14925603

>>14925598
Whoa dude you just got challenged hard >>14925600 are you just gonna stand there and look like a pussy?

>> No.14925609

>>14925577
Good question

As long as you're walking around with a visible boner you're more than slutty enough
You could go a step above and wear chaps so that your genitals are completely out in the open
Revealing tops also help

>> No.14925614

>>14925609
Nah man, wearing assless chaps is what turns you into an alp. So tanktops are the go to choice for sluts then?

>> No.14925615
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14925615

>>14925574
Dunno about the thread, but I remember having them as favorites for a short period back when I stumbled into Encyclopedia 3 years ago. They still had the old design back then and a wrongly translated bit saying they might kill you if you lose.
Then I found about Mantises, they rivaled a bit in my mind and Lizards slowly lost to forest kuuderes.

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14925619

>>14925578
All scaled girls deserve love.
>>14925592
>>14925593
They were popular for ages before they were reduced to a meme, then the bonnet tipping came along and the rest is history.

>> No.14925622

>>14925603
Dude, like make them fight. Make them bash eachother's heads in with their keyboards. Like make that dude write a story so good, so full of that feel when no monster girl gf that like the other dude kills himself. Do it bro.

>> No.14925625

>>14925518
Nothing wrong with shota

>> No.14925631
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14925631

Drive them back! For the Elven Empire!

>> No.14925634

>>14925603
>>14925622
I bet none of you faggots can continue that story. In fact, I BET that story doesn't get continues. PRove me wrong faggots, I dare you. Do it.

>> No.14925637

>>14925614
>wearing assless chaps is what turns you into an alp.
Now that I think about it, the best ways for a man to dress slutty are all monopolized by alps

The proper way to be slutty without going full alp is definitely to wear a tank top and a pair of pants that both outlines your boner and is easy to remove

>> No.14925640

>>14925637
So we're talking like the album cover of Sticky Fingers by the Rolling Stones? Alright, I could probably pull that off.

>> No.14925651

>>14925622
I was thinking more about the fun shenanigans of the member once they realize you are a boy.

>That one girl who suddenly is more charitable to you
>That one girl who keeps saying that she doesn't care if you are a boy or a girl as long as you play well, yet softens a lotwhen you are playing with her
>That one guild master who conspires to make you the guild's token character to strenghten the unity of the guild
>That slightly yan girl who is tech savvy and somehow gets a hold of your direction irl and shows on your door one day asking you if you can play the game together
That kind of shit, it could be fun to write, but i never wrote something in my life so i don't know the stuff to not make it suck, also i have to leave in an hour so i wouldn't have time.

>> No.14925655

>>14925548
>not Entering the Fist

>> No.14925657

>>14925625
Everything is wrong with shota.

>> No.14925659

>>14925600
Because I wouldn't do it justice.

>> No.14925665

>>14925657
Found the alp.

>> No.14925668

>>14925657
No it isn't

>> No.14925682

>>14925665
If anything liking shota is the path to being an Alp since your fetish involves the boy.

>> No.14925688

>>14925598
Because I'm a lazy faggot
I'm sorry

>> No.14925692

>>14925625
>liking shotashit

>> No.14925694

>>14925657
Homosexual detected

>> No.14925699

Site is shitting itself, send in succuvirus

>> No.14925700
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>>14925657
>>14925692
Why so tsun?

>> No.14925702

>>14925682
>your fetish involves the boy.
>projecting
Shota is great if you ignore the "my pee-pee feels funny" and just take it for the giant, gentle soft cuddle-dom.

>> No.14925710

>>14925702
But you can get that without shota if the girl is taller than normal or even just stronger. It's rarer but doesn't come with all the bullshit.

>> No.14925711

>>14925688
You must continue it.

>> No.14925717

>>14925710
>It's rarer
Exactly
>even just stronger
Ehh, strength alone doesn't really do it for me. Gotta be size diff. Lie lawyer-chan's girls. 10/10

>> No.14925719

A couple of pictures from twitter

http://i.imgur.com/OPaFf8E.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/xfAWTkf.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/FT5qM1r.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ldeZdmE.jpg (the tweet said that this is a Kraken)

>> No.14925724

>>14925719
That kraken is beautiful

>> No.14925725

>>14925719
those are rather nice.

>> No.14925731

>>14925634
Meh, it's actually a lot harder to go anywhere with this, unless you want SAO WITH MONSTERGIRLS. Please accept some shitty "us gamers hey " "jokes" and proof that I'm slightly less of a whiny faggot than you.

>"Anon-"
>"Sorry, did you get a bit of static then?" you aplogize. Technology's a bitch.
>"Anon, just so you know, you never had to hide the fact you were a boy to me. People who think that these games are just for girls are just small minded douchebags."
>Healslut #1 sounds a little intimiating over the mike, especially now she's talking so seriously
>"Well what do you expect, Anon is a boy's name," says the ranger
>"He might be an alp," bants the Holst.
>"Anon, if these people are bothering you we can find another raid-" grates the first girl
>"That's alright, I can take the bants. And last time I checked I wasn't an alp."
>Everyone laughs and you get back to actually chatting about the raid. Guess all those "gamer guys" really were just a bunch of whinny faggots
>That's until you get a PM from the ranger
>So... you like anime :^)
>You think for a moment. Then the best possible reply becomes clear
>Yeah, but only good stuff like Naruto, Bleach, AoT and Tokyo Ghoul
>why would college students invent the internet if they weren't gonna use it to fuck with people?
>Before you can look at her no doubt dissappointed reply there's another PM from the giant of a healer
>Anon if these girls are bothering you just tell me. Isn't a shame that some women insist of being ignorant brutes instead of supreme gentlewomen.
>Tonight's going to be a lot longer than I thought

>> No.14925736

>>14925731
Still witnessing.

>> No.14925737

>>14925731
My master plan of challenging worked! A bit

>> No.14925739

>>14925737
Hey, that was my plan

>> No.14925742

>>14925702
>t if you ignore the "my pee-pee feels funny"
How? By reading japanese raws?

>> No.14925745

>>14925739
It was everyone's plan.

>> No.14925747

>>14925742
Pretty much. Or just by ignoring. I mean, do you let every word you read hit you on a deep and profound level? Even these ones? U r gay

>> No.14925750

>>14925739
Oi, I was the first one to use the classic pussy calling, if you mean >>14925600 that doesn't count.

I'll give you the honorary title of assistant challenger.

>> No.14925759

>>14925731
GO HOME GAMER BOY

>> No.14925760

>>14925747
What's the point m8. Shota-speak is instantly recognisable in jap. Hentai without story are dumb and unappealing.

>> No.14925764

>>14925750
>that doesn't count.
Bull. I had this keikaku patented.

>> No.14925765

>>14925764
[KEIKAKU MEANS PLAN]

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>>14925719
Would kuddle.

>> No.14925767

>>14925760
>Hentai without story are dumb and unappealing.
haha

>> No.14925772

>>14925767
if you read a hentai wanting to blow your load but instead start reading for the plot only, does it mean the author failed?

>> No.14925774

>>14925760
[Hips moving on their own intensifies]

>> No.14925775

>>14925747
Or maybe instead of those retarded mental gymnastics "hurr durr just ignore all text ;D" I would rather look for something that is not shotashit

>> No.14925776

>>14925764
But my plan was to have you plan to challenge somebody so they, in turn, planned to shut you up providing more greentexts or stories.

And you still don't have your Anon Y. Mous, Genius card.

>> No.14925777

>>14925775
>I would rather look for something that is not shotashit
Yeah, and I'd like to drink a beer out of the holy grail, but I'm not gonna waste time and boners on that shit.
>Mental gymastics
This isn't even mental exercise.

>> No.14925780

>>14925776
>implying I didn't plan to have you plan to have me plan to challenge somebody.

>> No.14925788

>>14925780
But anon, I was the one who planned your upbringing for you to develop a love for monster girls just so I could plan to have fun with you talking about plans in this very thread.

Maybe that's enough, don't want to clog this up too much, think a last one if you want.

>> No.14925790

Do you cuddle a wolfgirl from behind or hug her fom the front?

>> No.14925791

>>14925731
>>So... you like anime :^)
I keked.

>> No.14925794

>>14925790
Depends. Is she packing the fat in her front or her back, namsayin?

>> No.14925795

>>14925790
cuddle her from the front so she can nuzzle her head into your chest, and sneak up behind for surprise hugs while she's concentrating on something to help with her stress.

>> No.14925802

>>14925790
You don't, like, choose man. You just cuddle the wolfu. It depends on what way she's facing.

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>>14925794
A wolfgirl isn't a wolfgirl if she doesn't have a big wolfgirl butt.

>> No.14925817

>>14925711
Maybe tomorrow.

>> No.14925830

>>14925772
Yes. Hentai is for spooge not plot. Plot makes the spooging harder. Honestly the only thing translations are useful for in hentai is knowing the details of the setting which can sometimes enhance the dong.

>> No.14925832

>>14925766
Hey there classy lady

Krakens have an unfair advantage at ballroom dance

>> No.14925836

>>14925815
I want to kiss a puffy vulva.

>> No.14925841

>>14925815
Ass is too fat
>>14925836
But the vulva is just puffy enough to forgive her for it.

>> No.14925860
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14925860

The realm stands divided.

1. Unify realm with Oni general
2. Cuddle with Oni general and let the realm go to the dogs

>> No.14925864

>>14925841
Irish need not post.

>> No.14925865

I've gone and done it. It is I, Klaus. And I have a spooky ghost story for you. I wouldn't tell it around a campfire with kids though. You might get labeled a sex offender. Here you go. As per norm, thoughts, critique, etc. Thanks again for reading. I do this as a labor of love for all of you.

http://pastebin.com/mdP8q4w7

>> No.14925872

>>14925836
But puffy wolfgirl vulvas are soft and sensitive. How do you think she'll feel if you kiss it like that?

>> No.14925874

>>14925841
>Ass is too fat
No such thing, potatonigger.

>> No.14925875

>>14925777
Don't know how about you but I would stay hungry than eat literal shit

>This isn't even mental exercise.
Trying to zone out from certain words and phrases sounds like mental gymnastics to me

>> No.14925880

>>14925875
>I would stay hungry than eat literal shit
Quit being so melodramatic you big whiny bitch

>zone out from certain words and phrases sounds like mental gymnastics to me
Boy, not thinking so hard sure does sound like hard work. Just fap to the pictures, dude.

>> No.14925882

>>14925865
>It is I, Klaus
Calm down nigga, you're not popular enough to get that quirky yet.

>> No.14925894

>>14925882
Yeah well, my mom told me I was popular. Yes, I had a sheer feeling of shame after I hit submit to that post. Can't change it now though.

>> No.14925900

>>14925865
Can't remember the last time someone done a ghost story, not bad. Missed a chance for a ghost blowjob though, you lose points for that.

>> No.14925905

>>14925900
I honestly felt it was cliched. But if its that popular if I ever do something else with a ghost, I will remember your input. Thanks.

>> No.14925909

>>14925905
>cliched
GHOST BLOWJOB! WOO-WOO!

>> No.14925911
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14925911

>>14923906
>spoiler
So this, huh? Neat.

>> No.14925916

>>14925860
That's a really big and well ornamented mace. I think it'd be a shame if she didn't get to use it.

>> No.14925919

>>14925790
Cuddle her from the front and give her a big sloppy kiss.

>> No.14925931

>>14925905
Just pulling your leg, sometimes the cliches are nice though.

>> No.14925936

>>14925919
But then she'll give you sloppy wolfgirl kisses and try to wrap around your tongue with her own. Her eyes will get all half-lidded and she'll pant into your mouth while trading saliva and completely melding into your personal space. You don't want something as icky as that, do you?

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>>14923770
>Monoeye loving
I wish you would've had this to post with it

>> No.14925943

Nerdy Hellhound is best Hellhound
She's not dom because she is nerdy, but she isn't sub because she is a Hellhound.
She's also cute! Even if her tummy is getting a little soft from junk food.
Or that's a baby.
STILL CUTE

>> No.14925957

>>14925943
>Or that's a baby
Poor anon, not knowing she's knocked up a nerd. My Jock Wurm will bully your Nerdhound.

>> No.14925966

>>14925931
I know mang. I can handle the bantz. But my reasoning is this. Ghosts in KCland are incorporeal and have no mass until the "posses" a human to cause him to have these fantasies which is pretty much just the side effects of the ghost leeching off his energy. So theoretically, a ghost blowjob is sadly not possible in KCland. But yeah, some cliches are nice.

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>>14925943
But I want a fearsome Hellhound to wrestle with and inevitably lose to.

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14925990

Ghoooost blooowjooob~
Woo, wo-wo woo~

>> No.14926000
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>>14925957
Until the girls bond over the fact that they're both expecting!

>> No.14926002

>>14926000
Such is life for anons and their wives.

>> No.14926020
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>>14925990
Ghosts are lewd creatures.

>> No.14926033

>>14925911
>breastplate
Why do anime adaptations have to ruin everything?

>> No.14926036

>>14926033
You do realize breastplate is a part of every suit of plate armor, right?

>> No.14926038

>>14925990
>Barely stimulating ectoplasm blowjob

That sounds strangely hot

>> No.14926041

I don't know much about the Mariana Islands, I'm guessing it's near the Mariana Trench, but after today it's OK in my book. I want to thank all the Deep Sea Monster Girls that live on the island.

>> No.14926044

>>14926041
What?

>> No.14926047

>>14926044
I want to lounge on a beach there and cuddle with Deep Sea Kraken Oneesans!

>> No.14926050

>>14926036
He obviously meant boobplate

>> No.14926051

>>14926047
There are no Krakens in the deep sea. There's just spooky shit.

>> No.14926052

>>14926041
Got stranded on the Marianas and some deep sea girl saved you?

>> No.14926057

>>14926051
Don't you dare insult Mindflayers and Shoggoths of "spooky shit"

People like you are the reason why Cthulhu-chan wants to enslave humanity

>> No.14926060

>>14926057
Shoggoths live in Antarctica.

>> No.14926086

>>14926033
Well, when you've got the highest defense stat in the ToN and are head over heels for your Overlord... you'll take liberties, I guess.

Is there an LN illustration for the armour?

>> No.14926087

>>14926060
The Thing?

>> No.14926089
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>>14926044
Google is your friend

>> No.14926101

>just watched The Blob 1988
Let me tell ya, slime girls were some nasty shit back in the day.

>> No.14926108

>>14926101
If you're a girl around dark slimes or parasite slimes, then you'll still think they're pretty nasty now.
Unless you like the idea of tentacles erasing your self and hollowing out your body, or being helplessly melted down into a literal puddle of servile orgasming goo.

>> No.14926118

>>14926089
I DON'T HAVE FRIENDS.

>> No.14926120
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14926120

Reminder that monoeyes are disgusting and should be punished for existing.

>> No.14926129

>>14926120
At least elves are made for loving. Monoeyes don't even have that.

>> No.14926135

>>14926118
That's good Anon, you'll always have your Alp Gamer Bro.

Glad you don't think of her as a friend though, I'm sure she was waiting for the day she went up in rank.

>> No.14926139

>>14921902
>It's too sad that most of the undead get ignored because of Wight and Lich
Well, it's hard to compete with that.

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>>14926139
It'd help if KC's skeleton girl had a better design than her current one. And looked like an actual skeleton.
Heck, this design isn't too monstery, but I think the general idea behind it could be applied to make a decent skeletongirl design.

>> No.14926158

>>14926152
Pretty much every monster girl before 2009 deserves a ground up re-design.

>> No.14926163

>>14926158
Remember Jinn of the Jar? Nope, neither do I.

>> No.14926171

>>14926163
It's amusing that the only time Jinn gets mentioned is when people are talking about her irrelevance.

I wish Grizzly got a redesign though, she looks way too gentle and harmless.

>> No.14926175

>>14925936
Maybe something less wet then. How about ear scratching and maybe some navel carressing?

>> No.14926181

>>14926171
She needs to have muscles, and maybe look like a lazy jinko, in terms of the expression and general appearance.

>> No.14926195

>>14926171
>>14926163
Its a shame too, because Jinn are just better non horsepussy nightmares. I've had an idea for a SoL story involving one found in an attic for a while now, but well I'm a lazy piece of shit who writes too many things at once. But I really would like to see more Obscure girl content.

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14926211

You know what? I think I'll write about the life of a hoard-husband. Stay tuned, folks!

>> No.14926212

>>14926181
>Jinko sized girl with messy brown sex hair
>Looks kind of tired and grumpy
>Maybe a light scar or two
Bears should be huge.
>>14926195
They're fairly different from nightmares although I did have a silly idea for one involving a hero who enters an abandoned house looking for pots to smash to get money, only to find a Jinn.

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>>14926211
Dragon content is always welcome.

>> No.14926228

>>14926212
>They're fairly different from nightmares
Not really. They do the same thing, but for a nightmare you have to be asleep, and for a jinn you just have to be in her pot. Both have similar world-shaping functions.

>> No.14926236

>>14926158
I can't find a solid source, but I remember people saying that KC would eventually update the old profiles once he was done with MGE II and the game

>>14926211
Sounds interesting, I wonder what kind of setting you will use, canon/medieval MGE seems perfect for it

>> No.14926240

>>14926175
>Ear scratching and navel caressing
Perfect. She'll go all limp and flop down on your chest as your fingers play over the fur on her ears, smiling gratefully at you. It'll be a nice, calm, quiet moment of bonding right up until your hand sneaks down to her stomach.
Then she'll be squirming and whining every time the tip of your forefinger slips down to press against her sensitive belly button.

>> No.14926243

>>14926236
>canon/medieval MGE seems perfect for it
I have my own setting, it's pretty medieval.
There will be sexy times and some daughteru antics

>> No.14926264

>>14926211
>>14926243
I just realized I have no idea how to make sex with a Dragon exciting. It's pretty vanilla, isn't it?

>> No.14926284

>>14926236
>but I remember people saying that KC would eventually update the old profiles once he was done with MGE II and the game
So in 2047 then.

>> No.14926302

>>14926264
She's dominant but makes the guy be on top. Wrapping her wings around him to keep him close while leg locking.

Also other tiny details like her mouth almost being a furnace and her claws being a bit on the dangerous side.

>> No.14926311

>>14926302
Too late, sex scene's done.

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>>14926264
>Consider the following:
-the base of any MGs tail is an often neglected and unstimulated area (perfect for turning the situation around when she seeks to take the lead by massaging your member with her rear end)

-wings may also be highly sensitive for the sake of superb air control (especially for dragons who keep their wings folded much of the time and usually only feel cool air against the skin between the spines)

-we know what gets everywhere when it gets let out anywhere other than the womb, but what does it feel like when it lathers her wings and trickles down it, warm and wet as opposed to the cool air they're used to...?

-though their scales are compact, it's not like they're airtight (what does you warmth seeping between them feel like, or your fingers if you hold her too tight...?)

-you can't spell "horny" without "horn" and Dragons have plenty of them, so play around with the sensitivity depending on the area of the body

-what kind of treasures does she have in her horde? (think lots of shiny, reflective objects that can let her see how royally and tenderly she's being loved, either to her delight, embarrassment or a myriad of other emotions)

-she's probably explored many places as a dragon, so a chance of scenery for making love (and making love in a most unique manner on the way there) could be interesting (think of those pleasure trances where the partner in question will do "anything" and combine it with her strength that would make journeys effortless, to lead her about to different locations)

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>>14926311
>>14926333
I- I was too late... huh...?

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>>14926311
At least it got me thinking about dragon lewds.

I'd give a lot for a dragon doujin by kc.

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>>14926333
>that awkward feeling when you put in all this effort to thinking something out only for it to be wasted because you were talking to Alp
I can't imagine how mad you must be.

http://pastebin.com/tfgtA8VH

>> No.14926345

>>14926342
Not mad, just disappointed that I even tried. I should know how quick writers work at times. Oh well, I can always take a shot at it some day. At least I was watching a funny video while typing it... and more dragon images are always nice to have on the thread.

>> No.14926352

>>14926302
>>14926333
You guys have good ideas though, you should totally write these.

>> No.14926356

>>14926340
You're still a best Megumin-chan.
http://webm.land/media/ICxE.webm

>> No.14926360

>>14926342
D-did Alp get better? I was ready to be mad at the let down but that was nicer than expected.

>> No.14926364

>>14926284
The updates seem out of reach for now, but they might happen sooner than we expect
It all depends on how long the game is going to take or on KC if he has new plans

For now, let's just focus on what it's front of us like the new profiles and MGE II

>> No.14926368

>>14926360
It's the same it always was, you just actually read it this time instead of making memes about it.

>> No.14926381

>>14926342
Huh, I thought you gave up, it's nice that I'm almost always wrong on everything

>> No.14926385

>>14926381
I did, but this thread someone directly ordered me to get back to work. Don't expect anything though.

>> No.14926386

>>14926264
Tail-tip up the pooper.

>> No.14926391

>>14926386
Wouldn't that be extremely uncomfortable for her? I mean I don't know how flexible those tails are, but I'm imagining it's not built for loops like that.

>> No.14926393
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>>14926342
Consider-the-following guy again. That was lovely. My mood has been completely mended!

Although I'm still a little worried and curious about the Maus. Is she the princess of a land that Rhea conquered for one reason or another...?

>>14926352
One day, though, my idea is centered around a Wyvern for very particular reasons.

>>14926356
That... That is something all right. I'll have to look up the lyrics to that.

>> No.14926395

>Alpie received positively
2017 confirmed end of the world for real.

>> No.14926408

>>14926385
Oh well maybe some other day, as some anon used to say

hi alp

>> No.14926412

>>14926393
>Is she a princess
In my original plan for the actual story she was just a librarian, and I don't see any reason to change that.
Rhea kidnapped her for Ollie to play with, and naturally she got dressed up as a princess. She's a 30-year-old Christmas Cake and her name isn't really Miss Squeakers, but nobody cares so it's all good.

>> No.14926414

>>14926391
True. You don't really see much flexibility in the tails of lizards like komodos or iguanas.
You couldn't really hug a dragon from in front or behind in such a way that she could easily put her tail up there.

Fuck it. Let's just stick a finger up the dragon-girl's butt and see if she likes it.

>> No.14926416

>>14926395
This is the work of meme magic

You see, we memed Alp so hard we created an instance in our world where he is received positively because of how we memed him.

>> No.14926417

>>14926414
>Let's just stick a finger up the dragon-girl's butt and see if she likes it.
Famous last words?

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14926422

>>14926416
Is this like that time baneposting caused a crash in the Alps?
Wait. Alps. Fuck.

>> No.14926429

>>14926393
>I'm still a little worried and curious about the Maus
Nyanners please.

>> No.14926437

>>14926422
Meme Magic is real. It's what Trump is using to get in office, and simultaneously what the left is using to inadvertently turn Trump into Hitler. It's what /tv/ used to crash the plane with no survivors. It's what turned Ben Garrison from a good libertarian goy to /pol/lack. It's every instance of when a meme was brought into the real world.

We must be careful. Careless and indiscriminate use of meme magic angers the meme gods.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuk_%28mythology%29
>(also spelled as Kek)
>male form was depicted as a frog, or as a frog-headed man

We could've memed any Monster Girl into existence. And we memed Alps. Good job guys.

>> No.14926442

>>14926437
>Trump

You kind of have a point there I must say...

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>>14926412
Fair enough, fair enough. I hope they bake that cake together. I'm having fun imagining Ollie baking it with her own delicate fire breath!

>>14926429
>Nyanners
That name sounds... vaguely familiar. What's their relevance to this thread?

>> No.14926449

>>14926447
>What's their relevance to this thread?
Just a nickname for Nyanon, a writefag with a boner for both mice and Alpie.

>> No.14926452

>>14926437
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuk_%28mythology%29
This can't be real, it's too perfect.

>> No.14926458

>>14926437
>We
https://youtu.be/jO8v1pGHWlA?t=23s
I'm still relatively new here, so I- I've done nothing wrong. Nothing at all!

>> No.14926468

>>14926447
>I hope they bake that cake together.
I can already see the nervous breakdown that Maus would experience.

>> No.14926475

>>14926447
e's referring to Nyanon but Nyanners once sang a song about fucking children and now hates herself

>> No.14926480

>>14926452
It gets better. Look at how Kek's symbol is spelled in Hieroglyphs. It's a man in front of a computer.

http://data.desustorage.org/his/image/1454/38/1454385161284.jpg

>> No.14926482

>>14926480
I'm not saying it was aliens, but...

>> No.14926487

So would a Memecat have powers beyond our mortal comprehension? An omnipotent fat cat ass, powered by memes.

>> No.14926488

>>14926437
>>14926480
So the entire universe is one big shitpost and our existence is fueled by memes.

>> No.14926493

>>14926487
Memecat is too forced to become a true meme. A true meme isn't forced yet you can't help but say it. Meme magic isn't force but compulsion. Like baneposting.

>> No.14926495

>>14926475
I'm just got done watching Boku dake ga Inai Machi, so that end bit gave me a slight urge to vomit violently... Hunh... You know, that actually brings this scene to mind: a benevolent, but brutal knight who charges their heretical enemy and cuts their head off just seconds prior to vomiting violently (on their corpse) because they're that disgusted by the heresy. I'm clearly triggered. I usually write non-lethal fights.

>> No.14926500

>>14926495
Was that a misquote?

>> No.14926504

Is Loen taking commissions right now? Also does anybody have that page with a bunch of monster girl artists, their usual prices, how fast they draw, and other information on it?

>> No.14926508

>>14926452
>his female form being known as Kauket (also spelled as Keket), which is simply the female form of the word Kuk
Kauket when?

>> No.14926512

>>14926504
Loen's in the middle of doing a bunch of commissions since he opened up a couple of weeks ago. Out of around eleven, I think he's doing number nine or ten right now.

>> No.14926513

>>14926508
>Wanting a literal kuk
KEKET

>> No.14926514

>>14926508
New amphibian girl soon

>> No.14926517

>>14926487
I don't know but she's going to get kittens in no time.

>> No.14926522

>>14926513
>wanting
We already have bicorn

>> No.14926535

I wonder if gods come to being when mortals conceive of them, and swell with strength and awareness as in some writings.
>Be egypt god of darkness and shitposting
>Last thing you see is the two kingdoms fall and everything goes black
>Come to thousands of years later, in a foreign world, with a vague notion of mortals calling upon you once more
>It's a bunch of shitposters online talking about wanting to fuck monsters
>Watch as they try and take the concept of you, and fuck it

>> No.14926540

>>14926535
Read Small Gods by Terry Pratchett. That's totally how it works.

>> No.14926544

>>14926535
What >>14926540 said.

>> No.14926545

>>14926535
>Watch the gods blush as they read what we write about them

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>>14926488
No, Satan was just the original shitposter and God has been allowing us to try all forms of self-mod-ing to sort it out before he steps in as head admin. I'll leave it at that. Believe it or not.

>in before lengthy discussion

>> No.14926549

>>14926540
Haven't read that, but I was more thinking about noragami and the Iron Druid, cuz thats how the gods work there.

>You'll never visit what you thought was just a normal spirit yearly
>You'll never find out the she is the remnant of a long forgotten god, kept alive only by a few scattered academic sources naming her as a footnote
>She'll never cling to you as her last worshipper

>> No.14926552

>>14926500
No. That horrendous spelling error was the only mistake. The anime is all about children and protecting their smiles, so I was triggered by the song.

>> No.14926555

>>14926540
Don't some of the various entities in Neil Gaiman's Sandman work a little like that too? I know it's not all of them, because most of the big ones couldn't give two farts about all of humanity either way.

Well, it's a concept you see done every once in a while, anyway. The whole thing about gods relying on the faith of believers for power and their continued existence.

>> No.14926558

>>14926547
Stop samefagging, jesus, this is why we crucified you.

>>14926552
Eh. It was a parody, if that makes you feel better

>> No.14926564

>>14926504
>Also does anybody have that page with a bunch of monster girl artists, their usual prices, how fast they draw, and other information on it?
On the wordpress under the artist tab.

>> No.14926569

>>14926558
>We
Found the tanuki

>> No.14926571

>>14926549
>You'll never visit what you thought was just a normal spirit yearly
>You'll never find out the she is the remnant of a long forgotten god, kept alive only by a few scattered academic sources naming her as a footnote
>She'll never cling to you as her last worshipper
Almost word for word the plot of Small Gods.
>Great God Om descends to the Earth as usual
>can only take the form of a tortoise because people don't believe in him anymore
>becomes so weak he forgets he was ever a god
>spends three years as a turtle
>meets a guy who still believes
>remembers being a god
>realizes he'll lose everything again if this guy dies

>> No.14926579

>>14926569
I more meant we as humanity as a whole. Besides after being crucified jesus turned into a monsterboy, so fuck that guy. Not literally

>>14926571
Well. Time to change my name to Terry Pratchett.

>> No.14926580

>>14926571
Also, correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure his single worshipper also happened to be a total moron.

>> No.14926584

>>14926579
Thats some heresy

>> No.14926586

>>14926558
I'm not samefagging. In fact, you're actually responding to the same person, believe it or not.

>> No.14926587

>>14926580
He was very, very naive

>> No.14926589

>>14926586
Thoe two statements seem to contradict themselves, anon.

>> No.14926590

>>14926580
Brutha was an idiot but he had photographic memory and he was nicer than Jesus.

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14926594

Clap, snap, the black crack
Grip, grab, pinch, and nab
Batter and beat
Make ‘em stammer and squeak!
Pound pound, far underground
Down, down, down in Goblin Town

With a swish and smack
And a whip and a crack
Everybody talks when they’re on my rack
Pound pound, far underground
Down, down, down in Goblin Town

Hammer and tongs, get out your knockers and gongs
You won't last long on the end of my prongs
Clash, crash, crush and smish
Bang, break, shiver and shake

You can yammer and yelp
But there ain't no help
Pound pound, far underground
Down, down, down in Goblin Town

>> No.14926595

Would you build the world's best PMC by recruiting monster girls through 1 on 1 combat?

>> No.14926601

>TFW youngest child in family, but had no sisters, only an older brother
>No wonderful protective Onee-san Monster Girl
Even if Monster Girls became real, or there was some way to go to Monster Girl world, it still wouldn't be possible to have an Onee-san Monster Girl, and this makes me sad.

What should one do in this predicament, assuming you were in MGC or somewhere?

>> No.14926602

>>14926595
Only the volunteers would get this treatment.

>> No.14926603

>>14926594
>With a swish and smack
>And a whip and a crack
>Everybody talks when they’re on my rack

I was going to call you a faggot for not modifying the lines to be lewder, but these ones in particular work well for a hobgob

>> No.14926607

>>14926595
Nah, I'm more of a behind the scenes kind of guy

>> No.14926609

>>14926594
Dance, magic dance!

>> No.14926611

>>14926601
Find an older monstergirl without a little brother.

>> No.14926614

>>14926601
>it still wouldn't be possible to have an Onee-san Monster Girl, and this makes me sad
BR? No, it wouldn't. But I'm sure many of them would love to be a NBR onee-san for you.

>> No.14926616

>>14926589
Well, I may not believe in horoscopes, but I am a Gemini.

I'm not entirely sure how loving the idea of protecting the smiles of children and giving the worst being in existence the title of "original" shitposter is a contradiction though. Help.

>> No.14926626

>>14926594
She my be strong but I can do something she fight against.
I hook my hands under her arms and lift her up so her feet can't touch the ground

>> No.14926627

>>14926601
You could use magic to go back to being a child and get adopted by a MG family/onee-san of your choice

Or just have a Mindflayer give you fake memories of you happily growing up with her as your onee-san

>> No.14926630

>>14926614
>NBR
The what? You meant NTR or something?

>> No.14926631

>>14926601
Kill your family and pretend to be insane so an onee-san with a healing fetish comes along and takes you in.

>>14926616
>I'm not samefagging. In fact, you're actually responding to the same person, believe it or not
>responding to the same person(I.E. Samefagging)
>I'm not samefagging. In fact, you're actually responding to a samefag
>I'm not samefagging. In fact, I'm samefagging.

>> No.14926632

Discworld has been mentioned. Therefore I am legally obligated to remind you about Angua.
>Werewolf
>joins the city watch
>wears her badge on a collar so if she turns people will know she's a cop
>is waifu'd in the same book she appears in by a guy who has Shirou-tier denseness otherwise
>almost fights a vampire girl in a puddle of mud
>actually competent at her job

>> No.14926635

>>14926630
Same thing. They are just as shit.

>> No.14926642

>>14926632
Yeah, she's a good girl, yes she is!

>> No.14926643

>>14926642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUAme6b5iOI

>> No.14926647

>>14926630
Non blood related

>>14926635
Sabbath please go somewhere else

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What's your waifu's favorite soundtrack?
>Tanuki
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOr0na6mKJQ

>Battle kiki
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3-o5LJ_Gow

>> No.14926649

>>14926647
I don't have to be a pedophile to think that BR>>>>>NBR

>> No.14926650

>>14926643
>>14926642

I'm going to say that to a werewolf in a patronizing tone and you can't stop me

>> No.14926651

>>14926648
>Tanuki
>Ecstasy of Gold

I'm suddenly imagining a Tanuki climaxing atop a pile of gold coins

>> No.14926653

>>14926649
>BR>>>>>NBR
Obviously, but saying that it is as shit as NTR is being a faggot

>> No.14926654

>>14926648
I'm going to ignore the question and instead I'll pass on the curse I got when I last visited /tv/
>The Untouchables theme is now stuck in your head

>> No.14926656

>>14926653
I was being more flippant than anything

>> No.14926662

>>14926651
forgot Morricone did that one too. And Carpenter's The Thing.
I'll pass on an earworm to you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nJ2shjepHA

If you're wondering, Rota also did the soundtrack the Godfather. And since 8 1/2 is the story of a director who can't finish a movie and has a bunch of girlfriends and wife, I guess a bicorn would like this

>> No.14926663

>>14926631
Because of all the crazy things in this world, it's impossible that I could reply to two different posts and someone happens to reply to both of my posts...?

I thought samefagging was giving your own post attention because no one else replied.

>> No.14926666

I want to play this song for a room packed full of single monstergirls!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdrjtXmvoas

>> No.14926667

>>14926662
meant for >>14926654

>> No.14926669
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14926669

>Alp is back
Dosdedt?

>> No.14926674

>>14926669
Wait, what? Alp's back?

>> No.14926675

>>14926674
Yeah. Go up the thread a bit.

>> No.14926687

>>14926675
>It's real
What
>He got positive reviews
What?
>Read it
>He actually improved
What the fuck just happened? What the fuck is going on?
Universe! What the fuck just happened?

>> No.14926690

>>14926687
HABBENING in 2017 confirmed.

>> No.14926695

>>14926666
super satan get out of here with your shitty music

>> No.14926696

>>14926690
I'm scared now. This was just supposed to be a joke. A "Haha, 2017" type of thing
I didn't expect the galaxies to align. I didn't expect the universe to say "Sure! 2017!"
This wasn't part of the plan damn it What the fuck is going on?

>> No.14926699

>>14926696
You are being shamalanized.

>> No.14926703

>>14926699
Don't you dare speak of that creature here.

>> No.14926705 [SPOILER] 
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14926705

You know what time it is anon?

Yeti time.

>> No.14926706

>>14926699
>M Night Shamalamaingdong communes with the universe
>"You know what would be great? If the memes actually came true."
>"What a twist, right?"

>> No.14926712

>>14926594
>it's the PJ version of this song
Shit/10, next time edit the original.

>> No.14926713

>>14926696
Pls don't get my hopes up.
I already know the rest of my life is suffering.

>> No.14926714

>>14926706
>Everytime the cheshire makes a meme, it really happens to her!

>> No.14926716

>>14926703
Since when were you under the impression Alp wasn't Shamalan?
>Lady in the Water had him find out his writings would inspire the future president of the United States
>Trump will become president
>Alp Night Shamalamadingdong will inspire him
It is all predestined.

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14926717

>>14926705
that's not TIGER TIME!!!!!

>> No.14926726

>>14926717
Oh my, that tiger looks like she needs a good brushing

>> No.14926727

>>14926714
>Cheshire's used to memes coming true in Wonderland
>Learn that the memes, Jack, the memes, come true on Earth
>[Shitposting Intensifies]

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14926729

>>14926705
>>14926717
The t-eye-me is now

>> No.14926731

>>14926696
The universe is a meme.

>> No.14926733
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14926733

>>14926717
>>14926729
Villains.

>> No.14926735

>>14926601
>it still wouldn't be possible to have an Onee-san Monster Girl
I'd like to think there's a one in five hundred chance of monsters having human kids. Allows for hijinks and the continuation of the human species.
Get lucky son.

>> No.14926737

>>14926733
I want to ruffle her hair.

>> No.14926738

>>14926726
Careful, she's a feisty one.

>> No.14926744
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14926744

Asui Tsuyu, Asui Tsuyu~
She might seem quite lewd to you~
She's a hero, she's called Froppy~
Kiss her lips and make her go soppy~

>> No.14926745

>>14926729
>tfw we got Hakutaku before an actual triple-eyed monster girl profile

Well, at least we have Gazer

>> No.14926747

>>14926738
Then I'll just need to molest her ears until shes nice and calm.

>> No.14926753

>>14926737
>You will never ruffle her hair

>> No.14926757

>>14926744
What set of lips?

>> No.14926759

>>14926744
But if I kiss her, she might coil around my tongue with hers!

>> No.14926765

>>14926733
As long as you're talking about me and not the marvelous trioculus girl! Sorry. I just couldn't let the tigers have their way with the thread again.

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14926771

>>14926765
shhh... just let it happen anon

>> No.14926774

>>14926745
Anons aren't yet ready for a girl who's third eye has a vaguely heart-shaped pupil that she only opens for Anon.

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14926779

>>14926771
Friendly reminder that THIS is what "Tiger Time" does to the thread's image limit:

>> No.14926782

>>14926771
That tiger is going to get her abs rubbed and ears molester.

>> No.14926787

>>14926696
>This was just supposed to be a joke
Heh

>> No.14926807

Help me guys, I just got back from a wedding in GA, and I have no drive to finish my stories right now.

>> No.14926810

>>14926807
If you can't write, you're worse than Alp.

>> No.14926815

>>14926807
If you don't do it, then those stories will fester and die unread, and it'll be all your fault. The worlds and characters will fade into the ether of collective ignorance, like mist during a cold winter's morning.

>> No.14926816
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14926816

>> No.14926818
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14926818

Do you like cute harpies?

>> No.14926821

>>14926807
>>14926810
Damn if that doesn't motivate you to write nothing will.

>> No.14926823

>>14926818
But succubutts like >>14926816 is better.

>> No.14926825

>>14926782
I started wondering about this again since Alps recent story, but for those girls who place YOU in THEIR lap and are suitable muscled... what would they think of their husband rubbing his member against her abs...? Yay? Nay? Gay...? Like super-happy "gay" of course

>> No.14926831

>>14926825
Yay! YAY!

>> No.14926834

>>14926818
Love 'em.

>> No.14926845
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14926845

>>14926818
I like cute monoeyes more

>> No.14926848

>>14926816
she's a cutie, does she wish to cuddle with me and receive head pats from me?

>> No.14926849

>>14926825
I want to blow my load on a Jinko's abs, I bet she'd be expecting it on her breasts then look really confused at the result.

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14926861

>>14926807
Anon... She's waiting for you.

>> No.14926863

>>14926845
Indeed they are, Cyclops are the very definition of cute and sweet. i just want to ask a cyclops out on a date and bring her back to my house to cuddle and head pat, telling her she's got the loveliest eye I've ever seen.

>> No.14926866

>>14926744
Fuck that shit
The edgeguy is literally sasuke.
>heroes are training
>suddenly evil fags appear
>they want to steal edgelord because he has "potential to be evil"
>kidnap the edgelord
>heroes save the edgelord
>he still willingly goes with evil fags

>> No.14926867

>>14926845
My good brother! Although, I love my harpies, too. Especially space-harpy.

>> No.14926882

>>14926866
>willingly goes
Why would you make up shit? Bakugou isn't even edgy, he's just an aggressive loudmouth alpha male. Also he has no potential for evil because he wants to be a hero and he's too stiff-necked to have his mind changed.
Also irrelevant to sexy frog.

>> No.14926883

>>14926818
Especially if they look like beaked beanbags

>> No.14926891

>>14926831
>>14926849
Thanks for the feedback, Anons. Also to the second of you... why not both? I'm sure you could hit both spots in one go! And... the underside of breasts are a very neglected spot.

Okay, alternatively, what about the husband having abs that were well enough defined, but not rock hard, such that the wife could get off to rubbing on and over them, her juices flowing through the little crevices and her clit being gently pinched every time he flexed...? Equally "Yay"?

>> No.14926892
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14926892

Mushroom.

>> No.14926902

>>14926863
Then you dump her, right?

>> No.14926903

>>14926892
Mushrooms have the squishiest bodies.

>> No.14926905

>>14926891
Wait, a girl rubbing herself on a guys abs? That's going to take some getting used to.

>> No.14926907

>>14926825
>>14926891
We need to come up with a name for this, its like masturbating by using somebody else's body but its not exactly sex either. So what is it?

>> No.14926913

>>14926818
Of course i do, winged cuddles are always good in my book. Plus, you can always help preen their feather when their molting, which is a great bonding exercise for a budding relationship. Harpies are also great to nuzzle with, as do head pats.

>> No.14926919

>>14926848
I think she is after your white stuff.

>> No.14926929

>>14926919
>You will never be Takamiya-kun

>> No.14926934

>>14926902
Hell no, why would I dump someone I genuinely love and want to have a relationship with? I love her and she loves me, she also has a great personalty to back up her already great looks. I pride myself on being the one who makes her day, for she makes my day as we snuggle up so nicely in each others arms. Your a terrible person for suggesting that thought, i will be the she can trust and lean on when she's not strong as she does the same.

>> No.14926942
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14926942

>>14926902
Eye see no reason for that, Anon...

Thanks based Lawyer

>> No.14926948

>>14926942
Seduce the monoeye!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lxio8v_lMcE

>> No.14926951

>>14926919
Well then she can engage with me in a session of passionate cuddlesex as make her blush over and over again with my flattering compliments. Saying how she's got the cutest horns and the prettiest eyes, comparing them to a elegant amethyst all the while looking deep into her beautiful eyes. How would she react to all my unexpected faltering comments towards her?

>> No.14926953

>>14926934
Because then she would cry as she realizes she'll die alone and barren.

>> No.14926964
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14926964

My Onee-san can beat up your Onee-san!

>> No.14926965

>>14926953
No she won't, for I'l always be by her side til the end of time. She will never have to face the challenges of life alone, for I'll stand beside her to make her into an even stronger individual. I will always hold her close at night as we make love, as to reminder her my love for her is genuine, real, and that there exist a person who loves her for just being her.

>> No.14926966

>>14926905
>That's going to take some getting used to.
It's a wonderful form of embrace once you do since it leaves your hands free for... other precious places. Although, sometimes it turns into its own intimate power struggle.

>>14926907
I never actually thought of a name for it. I thought that would be cheesy, especially since it was supposed to occur naturally in the story outline, rather than being a "technique" either taught the other... and absturbation sounds weird and... just plain weird.

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14926973

Oh my, what a big pike you have! You must polish it a lot!

>> No.14926974

>>14926965
She'll think you're faking it.

>> No.14926975

>>14926951
Oh no! Turns out she was the old kind of demon who was only interested in your soul!
BAD END

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14926977

>>14926964
Tunnel Snakes rule!

>> No.14926978

>>14926964
But my Onee-san is smarter then yours!

>> No.14926982

>>14926892
I want to know if she'd like me to cuddle her and give her cute mushroom cap head pats, for she seems like a nice girl and i'd like to get her to know her some more?

>> No.14926983
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14926983

>>14926964
That's cute. Fortunately, Wurms are prone to bonding over the course of a good, mutual beating and- ah... uh... A- anon... our onee-sans are doing lewd things in front of us... I think we're about to get beat in another way. Beaten off that is.

>> No.14926987

>>14926978
Anon, you've failed your onee-san with that grammar. Correct it quickly!

>> No.14926992

>>14926987
No, she just has a fetish for foolish little brothers. She likes to give them "remedial lessons" if you know what I mean.

>> No.14926993

>>14926964
But I have TWO onee-sans, you know >>14923423

>> No.14926996

>>14926983
This is just gonna turn into a competition to see how long we can keep at it right?
Because I want that.

>> No.14927004

>>14926974
That's sad, guess I'll just have to prove my love to her. I what to hold her in my lap facing me, cuddling her with her as I hug her tightly and let her listen to my heart, for it's beat is for her ears only. I invite her to bed and engage passionate sex with her, making sure I make her feel loved. Afterwards I tell her my heart belongs to her and that she's the only girl I'll love, kissing her on the lips to seal my love for her for all eternity.

>> No.14927009

>>14926992
>>14926996
Well, I mean, it's not like there's any blood-relation, so...

>tfw we find out we're abandoned triplets and our "onee-sans" found us and adopted us into the family

>> No.14927017

>>14927004
Only for you to tragically die before your time, leaving her a single mother.

>> No.14927026

>>14927009
>nbr
ur gey

>> No.14927044

>>14927026
But... it's not possible with Monster onee-sans. I mean, I guess an Echidna could birth a human now and then, but... or the father could have had a human wife, too...

How do you beat the cute thought of three Monster Girls bonding over bringing up their future boyfriends like little brothers though?

>> No.14927045

>>14927017
Why would I die before her, our love will make it so that we both live a life of forever happiness and love. For i'll be their by her side until time ends and give her all my love. Our love for one another is going to be so strong, Eros see it and gives us eternal life as lovers for witnessing such strong love between us.

>> No.14927058

>>14927045
Cancer, Car accident, getting crushed by a vending machine. Anything can leave that little wife of yours a widow.

>> No.14927066

>>14927044
>not possible
According to a flawed headcannon.
Beat it raising their actual brothers to be husbands.

>> No.14927067

>>14927058
fortunately for her, I don't plan on dying any time soon.

>> No.14927070

>>14927067
You don't have to. You just have to be unlucky.

>> No.14927072
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14927072

>>14926964
Wanna bet? My onee-san can outsmart, out-hunt, and beat up your onee-san!

Is that a new hellhound picture? I love it. Hellhounds always look great with shimapan. The profile of her face and the flames does her badassery justice, too.

>> No.14927076

Mindflayer onee-san can edit out the incongruities.

>> No.14927094

>>14927076
Mindflayer Onee-san tells you to ignore the weird hazy blurs inside the photo frames in your house, it's just where the glass got dirty. What, previous family? Don't be silly, you must've just had a bad dream. Now let her calm you down with some tentacles shoved up your cochleas.

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>>14927076
>>14927094

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14927151

>>14927076
>>14927094
Whoops, forgot to take that off.

>> No.14927153
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14927153

Thread dead. Just the way the liches like it.

>> No.14927155

>>14927153
Liches an inconsiderate shit.

>> No.14927157

>>14927153
Why would a Lich be moaning around me, did she stub her hand on a desk and wants me to kiss it to make the pain go away?

>> No.14927158

>>14927153
I'm not dead yet.

>> No.14927161

>>14927153
A dead man's party. Who could ask for more?

>> No.14927163

>>14927153
How would a Lich react if I played dead for her to find, would she try to resurrect me and wonder why it's not working?

>> No.14927168

>>14927163
Their first task would be a standard scan. You'd be caught out immediately.

They have to know what to expect, in order to effectively repair their new thralls, after all.

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14927175

>>14927163
>"All these experiments won't bring Anon back to life... what's even the point...?"

She then loves your "dead", but surprisingly well preserved body as her personal daki that night. When you appear alive the next morning she comes to believe in the power of love. Sasuga Anon!

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14927177

>>14927155
Liches a cute.

>>14927157
She's humming an incantation. It just sounds really sexy when she does it.

>>14927158
We can fix that with medicine.

>>14927161
Undead parties are the best. You'd be surprised at how all those ghosts can actually improve the atmosphere. Being able to cram countless incorporeal entities into a single space probably helps with that.

>>14927163
"It's okay, Anon, I'm here for you. Your human body is so frail. But I promised I'd keep you safe from death.
...Oh, it's not working. Maybe I cast it incorrectly. Am I really that out of practice?
Anon? Anon? I don't understand what's happening. Anon, wake up. Please."
You have to imagine it in a robotic monotone, and consider what she might be feeling under the surface.

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14927180

Why don't you have a waifu yet anon?

Are you still hoping you land some 3DPD that will cheat on you in a few years at best?

Could some HUMAN girl really satisfy you after all you've learned from /mgt/?

You know deep down which MG you really love, and she's out there somewhere needing it.

Get out there and devote yourself to her, commission art, make custom dakis, help the other waifufags meme magic MGs into this universe, and MAYBE, you'll finally find true peace

>> No.14927186

>>14927180
I already do though and am like two steps away from commissioning my first piece.

>> No.14927189

>>14927180
I do have a waifu. Not sure about commissioning art.

>> No.14927191

>>14927177
That's a swinging wake I can get behind.

>>14927180
I have several after me at the moment, but...I'm hesitant in regards to love. I've been burned before.

>> No.14927194

>>14927180
Why would I waste all that effort for someone that will never be real?

>> No.14927196

>>14926342
>alp started writing again
I FUCKING KNEW HE'D COME BACK!
>alp may yet write a story about a Satyros going to regular AA meetings

I'm fucking stoked.

>> No.14927197

>>14927180
>Why don't you have a waifu yet anon?
I haven't found a girl that demands my entire heart yet, instead I just have a handful of girls I really like.
>Are you still hoping you land some 3DPD that will cheat on you in a few years at best?
>Could some HUMAN girl really satisfy you after all you've learned from /mgt/?
Fuck that.
>Get out there and devote yourself to her, commission art, make custom dakis, help the other waifufags meme magic MGs into this universe, and MAYBE, you'll finally find true peace
But I already commission art of my favourites when I can. Dakis are probably a bit on the expensive side for non-waifus though, as much as I'd love to have a pillow harem.

>> No.14927199

>>14927191
>I've been burned before.

Get a hellhound waifu. Loyal beyond death, and if you become her eternal mate, her magic will gvie your body the power to touch even lava like it's nothing more than warm water. You'll never be burned again.

>> No.14927209
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14927209

>>14927180
But I do have a waifu. And I just commissioned something of her very recently. I go to bed thinking of her every night, going to sleep with thoughts of spooning and cuddling her clouding my mind and dulling the pain.
I'll commission a custom daki once I'm 130% sure of the artist I want who could do her justice, and once I'm sure I can spend that much money and still have enough to live for the week.

>> No.14927210

>>14927163
She'd be a shit necromancer for not noticing you're alive?
Some of the "stupid monstergirls" stuff we do here can get a bit too dumb.

>> No.14927214

>>14927180
>Why don't you have a waifu yet anon?
Because people like me don't deserve that.

>> No.14927218

>>14927180
Because even if I want, need even, for there to be someone - anyone - out there for me, even imaginary, there's a part of me that would know, and never shut up about, her not being real.

>> No.14927224

>>14927214
This

>> No.14927225

>>14927175
That itsy-bitsy skull looks so sad, I want to cheer it up!

>> No.14927230

>>14927180
I wish I had a waifu but I'm not autistic enough ;_;

>> No.14927238

>>14927180
>Why don't you have a waifu yet anon?
I do
>Are you still hoping you land some 3DPD that will cheat on you in a few years at best?
Too many friends and family have been fucked over by those, so no fucking way, not worth it.
>Could some HUMAN girl really satisfy you after all you've learned from /mgt/?
Honestly? If I met the right person I'd probably go full retard and ignore everything from my previous answer.
>You know deep down which MG you really love, and she's out there somewhere needing it
Even if alternate universes are a thing popular culture supposedly has the wrong idea about them. From what I remember reading it still doesn't mean infinite possibilities at all, so the chances of a monstergirl universe aren't a sure thing even if a multiverse exists.

>> No.14927242

>>14927218
Extending this with
>>14927214
This

>> No.14927249

>>14927180
I already gave up on 3D. Everynight I sleep with the hopes that my waifu will appear to me in my dreams.

>> No.14927251

Somehow all this talk gave me the idea of Anons having a custom-made pendant for their wife of the waifu (a connection between the two permitting). You know, something that really symbolizes her best trait with your favourite character design, like how people have pendants of animals as symbols for matters that are meaningful to them.

>> No.14927255

>>14927230
Where do you think you are? This is like going on /g/ and calling everyone there nerds. Pointless.

>> No.14927259

>>14927251
That sounds worryingly like the Sonichu medallion.

>> No.14927274

>>14927251
Anon no, that's the first step to becoming Chris-Chan 2.0.

>> No.14927277
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14927277

>>14927251
I've thought about getting some D hairclip patches made that i can put on a hat i wear

I have a beanie that i wear when it's cold, it's really comfy, and it would be nice to have something related to Miia to wear when i'm just sitting around in my room.

I've also thought about getting a tattoo of a band of red snake skin, in the same texture crab draws it as, wrapped around my upper arm or something. I wanted to get a D hairclip on the outside of it, but i was told that yellow tattoos look bad on skin

>> No.14927278

>>14927251
Crayola FUCKING model magic!

>> No.14927287

>>14927277
Don't you wear a ring?

>> No.14927290

>>14927277
Do you remember that picture of the Mia tattoo?
Think about it for a while before you do anything crazy. Unless that was you, which in that case there's just no helping you.

>> No.14927296

>>14927255
Eh, I don't use autistic as an insult or something.
I envy waifufags ;_;

>> No.14927310

>>14927277
I think a hairclip would be too much. The snakeskin could probably work, but you might want something to work as a border, rather than just a patch where your skin suddenly becomes red and appears scaly.

>>14927290
I haven't seen that, but I can imagine what it looks like. Link?

>> No.14927316

>>14927287
Yes, but that's less Miia related and more of a product of my concentrated autism

>>14927290
Yes, that tattoo has made me think long and hard about the idea of a tattoo.

I think i should be fine as long as i stay away from an actual picture of her, just a simple band of red snake skin far up enough around my arm that a t-shirt could cover it, no one would know.

>> No.14927322

>>14927251
>he wants to rebuild the sonichu medallion
This is like the plot to most RPGs - the villain encounters some ancient evil artifact in legends and decides it would be hilarious to rebuild it.
You realize you wouldn't be able to control that amount of autism, right? The medallion would take control of you the moment it's construction is complete. Don't be a cliched villain who gets hoist by his own petard, think of something original to ruin our lives with.

>> No.14927323

>>14927259
>Sonichu medallion
I'm... almost insulted you think I'd give anything like that
- I mean we're at least talking in terms of having the common sense to ask someone good with the craft to make it and by that I mean metalwork at the very least.

>>14927274
...

>>14927277
Those hairclips have been magical since the first time I saw them. The only snake-like element I love more are the uniquely shaped scales on her face.

>> No.14927325

>>14927287
It's his girl repellent.

>> No.14927326

>>14927251
>like how people have pendants of animals as symbols for matters that are meaningful to them.
I have no idea what you're talking about.

>> No.14927334

>>14927322
I've literally never heard of the damned thing until now. I like Sonic, but I haven't participated in many gaming communities.

>>14927326
Learn something new every day, I guess.

>> No.14927338

>>14925940
Stop engaging the faggot you nerd

>> No.14927340

>>14927290
Can you imagine that guy taking a girl home?
>yeah baby, I'll just slip this off
>what this? Yeeaaah, It's an animu. It's all japanese an shit.
>now suck my dick.
>mmm.... mia...

>> No.14927341

>>14927334
>I like Sonic
Oh you're not helping yourself anon.

>> No.14927342

>>14926211
>He doesn't imagine a full Dragon form using her mouth to bind him in her saliva before she goes demi-human and rapes him senseless

>> No.14927345
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14927345

PET

PET THE SCARY MONSTER GIRL

>> No.14927348

>>14927334
>He doesn't know about XenoChris Chanicles

Google it, educate yourself, and feel good because you know your brain has inhibitors in place to prevent you from becoming that retarded.

>> No.14927352

>>14927334
>he likes sonic
>he sees nothing wrong with making medallions with his OC on
>and giving them to his wife
Oh dear god no. We've found him, the second coming of Chris-chan.

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>> No.14927354

>>14927345
Jinkos aren't scary at all! They're cute!

>> No.14927355

>>14927326
Not him, but i lived in hippy boondocks country
it was a pretty common thing i remember.

A lot of people wore charms for animals who had a special place in their heard, or who held some spiritual importance to them.

I was also working in an animal rehabilitation center, filled with these kinda survivalist hippies who where pro hunting and stuff , so my experience might have been biased.

there where some cool ones though, like some would have necklaces with symbols and shit carved into polished animal bones.

>> No.14927356

>>14927338
>Replying to 8 hour old posts

>> No.14927357

>all those waifufags in this thread
Disgusting
You all need Marche in your life

>> No.14927362

>>14927357
But Marche is a guy. I can't waifu a guy, you STUPID baka.

>> No.14927363

>>14927357
Fuck off Marche.

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>>14927345
>SCARY
I'll forgive you as long as you tell me that's your affectionate way of saying: "girl who gives me fearboners".

>> No.14927367

>>14927345
>tickling or even touching a giant seven foot tall half beast warrior woman
While the idea of one trying to act harmless and cuddly to calm a nervous love interest appeals to me, I'm still firmly in the run screaming camp.

>> No.14927372

>>14927355
I was going to say much of the same. I've done little wood carvings like that. It's a cultural thing that's mostly gone out of style, but it's not that weird to have a symbol of personal significance. It's not that different from designing your own abstract tattoo.

>> No.14927373

>>14927345
I’ll pet her until she turns into a quivering mess.

>> No.14927375

>>14927338
I'd rather be a nerd than someone who contributes to the memeification of hate.

>>14927356
I was going to say the same thing myself, but I'd reply to an 8 hour old post if it was interesting.

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>>14927345
I want to force a Jinko to cosplay after a lost bet and pray she doesn't kill me.

>> No.14927380

>>14927357
Jokes on you, I literally don't have a waifu. There are too many good characters to choose from after all.

>> No.14927381

>>14927365
That guy looks really out of place there. It's like they're doing an exotic photoshoot and suddenly Wallace the caretaker just wanders in and starts scratching his ass.

>> No.14927393

>>14927378
Pouting jinkos are the best.
The fearboner inducing sex that follows is better.

>> No.14927394

>>14927381
Well, most of us would look pretty plain next to any monster girl. I wonder if MG wives would make it a priority to get their husband some kind of outfit that matches their culture/complements them. Not quite the matching clothing couple concept, but enough to make us not look so "out of place" next to her until people are used to us.

>> No.14927397

I want a Jinko maid.

>> No.14927399
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>>14927380
>he thinks you choose a waifu

>> No.14927400

>>14927352
>OC
Did you even read the original- O, I'm engaging again. Oops.

>> No.14927403

>>14927380
>waifu
>choose

>> No.14927411

>>14927394
That sounds like a shit wife that deserves a divorce.

>> No.14927415

>>14927399
Hey, whatever keeps me from devolving into the memetic level of hate that some people have for any mention of particular MGs, especially if they clash with their own Waifu, right?

>> No.14927418

>>14927403
Hey, I'm not saying good personalities are comparable to a buffet where you just pick and choose. I guess I should say no single character captures me in that sort of way.

>> No.14927419

>>14927399
>>14927403
>They think you can't chose your waifu.

>> No.14927423

>>14927411
>not experiencing the pleasantries of your wife's culture

>> No.14927424

>>14927419
>chose
choose*

>> No.14927425

>>14927393
I'm trying to decide what outfit a Jinko would be most humiliated by.
I wonder how much teasing and rubbing it in it would take for her to pounce.

>> No.14927427
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>>14927419
You don't, she just clicks with something in you and you develop an odd obsession with it.

>> No.14927429

>>14927425
It's gotta be pink, frilly, and have a skirt. Something so girly that she can't stand it. Don't know how long it'd take to make her snap, but it'd be more than most.

>> No.14927432

>>14927423
>Being forced to dress and act a certain way because your wife is embarrassed by you.
Sounds like a pretty shit wife.

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>>14927353
Ridiculous

>> No.14927443

>>14927427
Ranamon deserves more everything honestly.
Shame her name is one errant keystroke away from a mountain of furshit.

>> No.14927445

>>14927427
It's actually very simple to just pick one.

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>>14926422

>> No.14927456

>>14927432
>forced
>embarrassed by you
Way to take the negative route, Anon.

>> No.14927460

>>14927445
Lusting after cute and sexy girls is not the same as waifuing.
Fuck it, my waifu is a shitty evil slut but that doesn't stop me.

>> No.14927461

>>14927419
No you can't.

>> No.14927468

>>14927460
>>14927461
I've done it before and I'll do it again. Waifus are for temporary pleasure then to be tossed away for a new one.

>> No.14927469

>>14927460
>shitty evil slut
Who? From hentai or something?

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>>14927468
>temporary
The obsession has lasted over 12 years anon.

>>14927469
Ranamon.

>> No.14927475

>>14927456
The truth isn't always nice.

>> No.14927488

>>14927474
That means you've messed up anon, Waifus are to be used up and then tossed away.

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14927489

Guys! At the pet store they're selling rabbits buy on get one free!

>> No.14927492

>>14927468
Your bait triggered me.

>> No.14927493

>>14927488
>Waifus are to be used up and then tossed away
This ain't SMT.

>> No.14927496

>>14927489
Animals are a pain in the ass to take care of.

>> No.14927497

>>14927488
Anon, we need to talk, you aren't getting enough internet lately, your mind is crumbling away.

>> No.14927499

>>14927375
>Memeification of hate
>Implying meme hate exists

>> No.14927503

>>14927489
Those are some fat rabbits.

>> No.14927505

>>14927497
Nothing is wrong with my mind, You just can't handle the truth about waifus.

>> No.14927525

>>14927503
The best kind

>> No.14927528

>>14927525
Good for eating I suppose.

>> No.14927533

>>14927489
I ain't buying no crippled animals.

>> No.14927535

>>14927489
But I only want the one on the left.

>> No.14927536

I wonder if there is some psychological research about waifu and waifufags. It's clearly some kind of mental disorder

>> No.14927537

>>14927536
http://philpapers.org/archive/SINPG

>> No.14927540

>>14927535
we'll split the cost of one, I'll take the one of the right

>> No.14927541

>>14927505
No Anon, YOU can't handle the truth about waifus, for you are forever cursed, not being able to let go of reality.

>> No.14927544

>>14927536
>>14927537
>7 page academic paper on the idea that waifus are practical
Maybe it's everybody else who has the disorder.

>> No.14927549

>>14927536
There was a really long text screencapped as an image talking about it. I don't have it though.

Also where the fuck do you think you are.

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14927556

Kunoichi are the best Succubi.

>> No.14927557

>>14927544
I'm willing to bet someone from /a/ wrote it

>> No.14927561

>>14927537
Great. Now my brain is going to be even MORE broken. I can't resist existential philosophy AND waifus put together.

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>>14927549
This one?

>> No.14927568

>>14927561
which MG would be the best philosopher?
Crow Tengu?
a slav squatting kikimora who is euphoric in her squatting?

>> No.14927570

>>14927556
>be kunoichi
>befriend boy in the woods
>rest of life is training to go fuck some official that hates me, just like my mother
>eventually grow to love friend
>flake on mission to go back to him
>walk in on him with a kappa holding hands and with matching rings
>hello darkness my old friend

>> No.14927571

>>14927394
Or, y'know, practical things.

>Marry a dwarf.
>You actually have two wedding rings, that she purposefully slipped onto your middle fingers on your big day instead of where tradition says they're supposed to go.
>Two nigh-indestructible bands of red Dwarven gold covered in interwoven runes of force and penetration, allowing you to punch clean through ten feet of solid steel if you so wanted.
>Also, a comfy-looking mantle to go over your shoulders. Because it looks nice.

>> No.14927576

>>14927570
She was a slut, wouldn't feel bad.

>> No.14927577

>>14927564
It may be that one, yes.

>> No.14927594

>>14927528
Indeed.
You gotta start low, though, and get them all hot and ready

>> No.14927601

>>14927594
Is that how you cook rabbit?

>> No.14927605

>You will never get to break a monster girls heart.

>> No.14927613

>>14927605
>you will never break a lilim's heart as you invite her to your wedding to a tentacle monster

>> No.14927614

>>14927571
If you're going to be like that then why not both? Or enchant the clothes for protection before you have your husband punch through something and get crushed by whatever it was supporting since he doesn't know Dwarven engineering like she does. Goodness, talking about your "practical things" as if we can't have other things because they're just "nice things".

>> No.14927616

>>14927601
Yup, once she's nice and tender you have to start putting the stuffing in her, using some careful maneuvers to fill her to the brim without causing damage.


Once stuffed, remain on hand with the rabbit to ensure is properly seasoned for optimal flavor

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>>14927556
I wish they had more content.

>> No.14927619

>>14927613
>tentacle monster
Die.

>> No.14927620

>>14927605
>You will never make a monster girl cry, just to mend her heart with pure love.

>> No.14927621

>>14927594
Start with the feet, that's where all the luck is. Then work your way up the legs and admire the toned muscles. Pause at each joint, not nearly enough attention is given here. Next, alternate between the belly and back, taking note of the outer softness and firm undertones, and take a breather at the chest, where there's a couple of convenient pillows. Jag over to each arm and delight in their dexterity, then finally finish off with the ears, as they are incredibly sensitive and will have been twitching in anticipation.

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>>14927619
>not giving love to tentacle monsters

>> No.14927629

>>14927625
>Being a faggot
Tentacles deserve to burn.

>> No.14927631

>>14927625
I think he thought you meant, like, THE tentacle monsters, not the tentacle girls.

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>>14927618
>Insectoid assassins
In before AC hate, this is not the thread for that

>> No.14927636

>>14927618
>You will never enter into your room one day to find a Kunoichi that was supposed to "assassinate" you on your bed instead masturbating furiously
What is a sane man supposed to do in such a situation?

>> No.14927637

>>14927629
>not wanting all those tentacles jerking you off
And you call others faggots.

>>14927631
Anon, this is monstergirls. Even the tentacle monsters are man-hungry waifus.

>> No.14927641

>>14927614
...Perhaps the bronze clasp on the mantle can be twisted, summoning up a suit of magitek power-armour, then?

I was gonna go with that, but I wasn't sure if my body was ready to jump off that slippery slope and start writing full on sentai stuff.

>> No.14927642

>>14927636
Fuck her so hard she can't get out of the bed in the morning?

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>>14927636
Stab her, stab her with your flesh dagger.

>> No.14927648

>>14927637
>Liking tentacle monsters
Get out of the closet already you faggot.

>> No.14927649

>>14927499
I just don't understand why people bother hating on designs when they could either stay quiet or actually spend time showing love for their favoured designs.

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>>14927180
Way ahead of you.

>> No.14927653

>>14927650
Nice.

>> No.14927654

>>14927648
>liking a girl makes you gay

>> No.14927655

>>14927641
I see nothing wrong with that. It's not like you were being annoying with the idea itself.

>> No.14927657

>>14927654
I bet your the same kind of fag that defends pegging. Get out of here.

>> No.14927659

>>14927637
Yeah well, so hungry they got almost exterminated last I heard.

>> No.14927662

>>14927657
I defend impregnating futanaris.

>> No.14927663

>>14927650
That's... impresive.

>> No.14927666

>>14927657
Tentacles are basically scylla meets alraune.

>> No.14927667

>>14927650
who is she anon?

>> No.14927668

>>14927625
I'd give my love to her. She looks so cute and kind. You could just hug her and squish her and she'd get all flustered and happy, before wrapping you up head to toe in her love when she realises that she can actually hug back.

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>>14927625
Tentacles are underrated.

A lot of people write them off because of thread canon ideas about tentacles up butts but the thought of shoving it in her tentacle pussy while being hugged by all those arms is a nice one.

>> No.14927674

>>14927662
Yep, you're a faggot.

>> No.14927676

>>14927667
I don't want to wave her around in public really. I'll free up the image slot in a minute.
I'll just say she's thread relevant.

>> No.14927679

>>14927537
>>14927564
You know, I learned some things today, why is the internet the best thing that could ever happen to me?
Until I get a waifu at last, maybe.

>>14927667
Seconded, what qt could motivate a man so.

>> No.14927680

>>14927674
>dick doesn't go up butt
>gay
Something you want to share anon?

>> No.14927681

>>14927671
I like them. It's pretty much a vine-alraune that can walk/isn't rooted in place. That said, I dislike the weird design choice of her 'hands.' They'd be cool if they weren't so huge.

>> No.14927684

>>14925487
>Find secret faggot village
>Pilot a Dark Matter and have her crash dead center into it
>Listen to their cries of fear turn into girlish squeals
>Be the only dick in a village of alps

Best part is nobody will help them due to being in the middle of nowhere. I found my new goal when the Convergence happens.

>> No.14927685

>>14927680
>Fucking a tranny
>Not gay
I could say the same thing.

>> No.14927689

>>14927685
>tranny
?

>> No.14927690

>Your mother died during childbirth, it's just been you and your father for years
>He meets a monster girl when you're 9 and remarries
>You hate them both because you're a kid and you see it as spitting on your mother's memory
>They understand, though aren't very happy about it
>A year later, you have a new sister, a Kitsune just like her mother
>As she grows up, she becomes very attached to you
>You tried to distance yourself from her at first as you didn't care for her much, but eventually she grew on you
>She barely ever says a word, and when she does it's only to you
>When you graduated high school, she insisted on sitting on your lap on stage and holding your hand while you received your diploma
>She always makes the same face too, even then
>A little loli fox girl following you everywhere like a shadow
>When you went off to college, she threw a tantrum until your father and stepmother agreed to let her live with you and attend a nearby school
>After college, you entered the workforce, and she again followed you
>Once she started high school, she started making her own lunches, and would make yours as well
>She inserts herself more and more into your life, making breakfast and dinner for the both of you as well as cleaning your place and doing the laundry
>One night you're awoken by the sound of heavy breathing and the feeling of something climbing onto your bed
>You open your eyes to find her face inches from your own
>Her face is flushed and she's staring at you like a piece of meat
>You open your mouth to ask her what she's doing, but she lunges and locks her lips on your own as soon as you do
>She's too strong for you to break free from, likely strength enhancing magic
>After what seems like an eternity, she breaks the kiss, loosens her grip on you and relaxes on top of you, burying her face in your neck
>You hear a mumbled "I love you"

>> No.14927692

>>14927671
Get out of the closet already you turbofaggot.

>> No.14927695

>>14927676
A man chooses to show or not his waifu, it is only fair

I bet it's a Lilim tho, or something so diabolical that you can't bring yourself to tell it, like donut steels

>> No.14927696

>>14927684
>Wanting a whole village of fay alps that act super girly and enjoy dancing
God speed anon.

>> No.14927699

>>14927689
>"woman" with a dick
>not tranny scum.

>> No.14927703

Careful not to fall for it.

>> No.14927704

>>14927699
>has vagina
>has woman curves
>has woman face
>can get pregnant
>tranny
?

>> No.14927706

>>14927695
Nah, what I was getting at that she's part of the broader MG spectrum.
I don't think anything specifically MGE could provide me with enough content for that collection.

>> No.14927709

>>14927695
I bet it's a 2hu.

>> No.14927710

>>14927690
Disregard half sister, acquire snek.

>> No.14927711

>>14927690
She's getting all the incest daughterus.

>> No.14927712

>>14927703
It's amazing how easily you can pinpoint when the one guy actually starts posting in the thread to kick up as much of a fuss as they can.

>> No.14927714

>>14927690
Diligent Imouto is best Imouto, also slightly yan for me.

>> No.14927715

>>14927690
Why didn't she tell me sooner she loved me, is she afraid i'd turn her down?

>> No.14927718

>>14927690
I would not be comfortable with this at all, she'd get sent back to her parents the very next morning.

>> No.14927723

>>14927681
Not to mention they're way cuter than a tentacle rapist should be.
>When they spot a man that strikes their fancy, they hesitate to attack due to bashfulness and bewilderment, and many of them can't bring themselves to act. But even so, they will nervously extend their tentacles towards a man to obtain the partner that they have longed for.
Shy tentacles, that's unbelievably moe.
>It seems going out of control after immersing a human woman in pleasure and changing her into a monster is something that is considered embarrassing according to their personality, and it's something that is presently of concern to them.
I can just imagine one blushing and burying her face in her tentacles after losing control and molesting some poor woman.

>> No.14927724

>>14927690
considering we're still blod related, I would not really be comfortable with it.

>> No.14927732

>>14927690
made me remember that one wincest story i read once, about a guy and his sister that constantly had to trick their parents into letting her live with him using as excuses the daily chores and stuff so that they could fuck like rabbits.

Sadly no link, it's been like two years.

>> No.14927737

>>14927690
What if I already have someone I like? How would imouto-chan react?

>> No.14927745

>>14927723
Indeed tentacles are one of my favorite monster girls, as they may look intimidating but in reality are shy girls who just want to cuddle with you. I just want to have one and a Flowkelp girl just cuddle with me as i head pat them both.

>> No.14927748

>>14927706
Entirely respectable

>> No.14927750
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>>14927690
Dick the fox. I'd have no self restraint in that sort of situation at all and fluffy imoutos are love.

>> No.14927751

>>14927732
I feel like this is why tentacles have the best affinity with regular girls.
You expect to be some lewd rapist who violates and monsterises a girl at least twice before breakfast, but in reality she's just a meek, kind soul who's probably go into shock if a girl so much as held her hand-vine.

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>> No.14927759

>>14927690
>>14927750
Pretty much. My unhealthy love for mofu would override my common sense in a heartbeat.

>> No.14927762

>>14927756
>Redditchan garbage
>Giantess shit
Leave.

>> No.14927766

>>14927762
I can't even begin to comprehend why something like should exist

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>>14927762
You seen angry.

>> No.14927769

>>14927756
What an exasperated cutie.

>>14927762
What an adorable butthurt anon.

>> No.14927773

>>14927767
That's too mean.

>> No.14927776

>>14927767
why is she chained up, the poor girl looks distressed?

>> No.14927788

>>14927690
I'm not sure if I would be okay with her forcing her way into my life.

>> No.14927797
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14927797

>>14926892

>> No.14927800

>>14927776
The chainball is because she is a magical elf that floats when aroused, her handcuffs are for her own security, the rest is for simple pleasure.

You know, you are never too careful when making elves orgasm.

>> No.14927811

>>14927800
>magical elf that floats when aroused
>make her orgasm
>she just moans in climax as she slowly levitates up and up
>as she drifts up into the clouds, lost in he afterglow, you wonder if having outdoor sex with her really was the best idea

>> No.14927814

>>14927800
Still, you can remove everything but the chain ball right, she seems really depressed. would she like friend to hang out with and talk to?

>> No.14927815
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14927815

>> No.14927821

>>14927797
That' a cute mushroom girl, I would very much like to cuddle with her and give her cap head pats, ould she enjoy that?

>> No.14927824

>>14927815
Tanukis and Building 7, look it up, the demon lord is fooling us all

>> No.14927827

>>14927815
How would Druella react if you started dropping memes in the middle of the date?

>> No.14927830

>>14927815
That's still cute as all hell.

>> No.14927831

>>14927827
Would she even notice? I don't memes can be aware of other memes.

>> No.14927832

>>14918441

Anyone have the rest of this?

>> No.14927837

>>14927815
Oh you.

>> No.14927843

>>14927815
I want to marry Deruella and help her spread debauchery across the world.

>> No.14927847
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14927847

'be princess carried', check.

what else could be in deruella's "things to do on the first date" list?

>> No.14927850
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14927850

"IT'S ALL ABOUT BALANCE ANONS!"
>"What's the best form of balance," you may ask?
"Now that's simple! Have a hint! It's not to balance love with hate!"
>"I- is it to show as much love for my waifu as other anons do for their waifus...?"
Narrowing eyes and sharp teeth frighten you, till you see the splendor before you.... "Sasuga Anon!"

>> No.14927852

>>14927847
A comfy walk on the beach.

>> No.14927853

>>14927847
Eye contact locking.
Leg locking.

>> No.14927855

>>14927847
Rape is on there for sure.

>> No.14927856

>>14927847
Eat ice cream and do that shit where you clean it off your lover's mouth.

>> No.14927857

>>14927847
Cheesy diner sharing of milkshakes.

>> No.14927861

>>14927847
Drinking a milkshake from the same glass with straws while looking at each other.

>> No.14927862

>>14927847
IT KEEPS HAPPENING

I'm completely OK with this

>> No.14927863

>>14927847
oh god that's cute as hell

next we cuddle while watching a cheesy movie

>> No.14927864

>>14927847
Hand holding.

>> No.14927866

>>14927847
That thing with the spaghetti from Lady and the Tramp.

>> No.14927867

>>14927857
>>14927861
Nice.

>> No.14927869

>>14927847
this >>14927866

>> No.14927870

>>14927861
Drinking a milkshake from the same glass using the same straw.

>> No.14927871
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14927871

I love my wife, in every aspect.
I'm just barely comfortable posting this, though it's 'sfw'.

>> No.14927879

How does one write with no inspiration?

>> No.14927880

>>14927871
Sometimes the janny nukes them anyway.

>> No.14927881

>>14927847
Holding hands as she confesses her heart out to the guy she likes, that or she wraps him up with her in a comfy blanket to watch movies together.

>> No.14927883

>>14927871
Nice.

>> No.14927884

>>14927879
First off you have to stop being a whining little bitch. Then you have to get off your lazy ass and write.

>> No.14927886

>>14927879
ask for ideas or random brainstorms.

>> No.14927889

>>14927871
What would Gazer taste like?

>> No.14927891

>>14927847
What do you think KC would think if he saw all these?

>> No.14927894

>>14927889
Love, obviously.

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14927897

>>14927762

>> No.14927900

>>14927879
Bummer, man.

>> No.14927902

>>14927894
But what does love taste like?

>> No.14927903

>>14927889
Sweet liquorice, or your favourite haribo if you don't like liquorice like me.

>> No.14927907

>>14927889
I've thought about this every day for years anon, and I always come to the same conclusion.
>>14927894 expresses my feelings accurately.

>> No.14927909

>>14927847
The couple or just the Lilim herself breaking the fourth wall to thank .less for gifting us with this glorious sketch series. No...?

Okay, first let me say that all of these ideas that were already suggested should come first. I'm probably thinking too big after all:

-One wing wrapped around you while you progress just a little beyond touching fingertips, waiting for the camera to go off and snap a picture of the two.

-Her hugging you with such a force as to motion you sideways, but she sweeps you off your feet in a spiraling motion and carries you just a few feet off of the ground.

-Seeing the world like a Lilim does: think the famous Titanic scene, only with the girl holding the guy and they're slowly flying rather than sailing.

>> No.14927911

>>14927891
Probably put out another C&D.

>> No.14927916

>>14927891
"Fucking westerners, I swear."

>> No.14927917

>>14927902
A cross between the leftover milk from a sweet cereal and cum I assume.

>> No.14927918

>>14927879
Think about what makes you diamonds, lust is a very powerful inspirational force.

>> No.14927921

>>14927902
If I ever experience it, I'll let you know.

>> No.14927924

>>14927871
Did somebody make you a sweet 3d render? Because that's what that looks like. I'm happy for you.

>> No.14927927

>>14927862
As am I.

>> No.14927933

>>14927871
This is perfectly acceptable and undeniably delectable... at least to my eyes, her taste is for you alone! Thank you for sharing!

>> No.14927935

>>14927871
Do you have a daki of her yet?

>> No.14927939
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14927939

>>14927897
>tfw no replies
:^(

>> No.14927941

>>14927916
>Westerners
.less is asian though

>> No.14927947

>>14927941
"Fucking Mexicans of Asia, I swear."

>> No.14927948

>>14927939
Dumb Doll.

>> No.14927951

>>14927941
Think of asians like morrowind dark elves.

>> No.14927952

>>14927941
Pacific Mexico is just that. Pacific Mexico. It's only asian in location.

>> No.14927954

>>14927939
Will my masculinity be put in doubt if i play with this doll?

>> No.14927959

>>14927939
why is she locked in their, and what would happen if i were to free her from their?

>> No.14927960

>>14927902
Again, years of coming to the same conclusion:
Happiness. And sweaty tarlike love-goo.
Drowning in waifu wouldn't be a bad way to go.
>>14927924
Just a 2d drawing, anon.
But thank you.
Semi-related, I have access to a 3D printer, if only I was good at CAD.
>>14927933
Thank you anon!
>>14927935
Summer is the plan.

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14927967

>>14927939
I thought you were just trying to teach us an objective lesson and sometimes silence is the best sign that it has been learned... Thank you for posting Doll.

>>14927954
Yes, play with the Doll
Love her with your ALL

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14927970

Last image for Arachnotaur, no dolls allowed.

>> No.14927974

>>14927967
But I want a robot.

>> No.14927976

>>14927967
>Yes, play with the Doll
Love her with your ALL
So it's that a yes then? i'm not sure if i want to be mistaken for an Alp just for playing with her.

>> No.14927977

>>14927970
>Filename
Delete this.

>> No.14927991

>>14927974
Then call that Lich on the favour she owes you and incant up that metallic waifu! Also. Do no question how I know that a Lich owes you a favour.

>>14927976
It's a "Yes", Anon. A very safe "Yes". It's up to you to lovingly say "Yes" to her. Go on, Anon. She's waiting.

>> No.14927996

>Image cap

ah well, ill continue next thread i guess

puu sh/nI0Mi/030a4ed9f6.png

>> No.14927998

>>14927967
Do you think there are ever any "Living Action Figures"? Like Tomboy Living dolls?

>> No.14928002

>lanternon posted a new update and didn't tell anyone
Damn it, stop doing this man.

>> No.14928004

>>14927996
There. I deleted my dear doll art just for you. Now make the last image post on this thread a great one!

>> No.14928006

>>14927996
YES

>> No.14928011

>>14927996
Sweet.

>> No.14928013

>>14927996
Ah. Good shit.

>> No.14928014

>>14927996
Why is she so pure?

>> No.14928018

>>14927998
Ah, don't be that technical! It doesn't have to be a dress-up style doll after all... It just might be more frequent with them since.

>> No.14928020

>>14928014
something bad is going to happen....

>> No.14928021

>>14927996
Perfect, now let's go and see a movie.

>> No.14928022

>>14927996
My god .less, I barely recognize you.

>>14928002
But what if you were lanternon all along?

>> No.14928025
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14928025

Are you afraid of ghosts?

>> No.14928031

>>14928025
a little

>> No.14928034

>>14928025
The only thing i am afraid of in here is of her incredibly large mammaries.

>> No.14928038

>>14928022
I wish. I'm a writefag, but not that one.

>> No.14928039

>tfw no wisp gf to help you kill yourself

>> No.14928042

>>14928025
Nope! And I'm setainly not afraid of you, you're too cute to be scary.

>> No.14928044

>>14928025
Not at all, ghost are cuties who may look spooky, but in reality just want someone to cuddle with. They're often lonely or cold, so i'd gladly date a cute ghost girl. This particular ghost looks nice and friendly, out of curiosity, why has she come to visit me?

>> No.14928046

>>14927996
How would she react if you switched the straws around when she was distracted? Indirect kissus are lewd.

>> No.14928047

>>14928038
Well you are a writefag, that's something don't be so melodramatic

>> No.14928049

>>14928025
Ghosts are cool.

>> No.14928050

>tfw you deleted your image to make space for cute .less art and someone uses it
No hate for Ghosts from me, but dammit man!

>> No.14928058

>>14928044
Her greatest regret was never finding a husband to give paizuri to. That's where you come in.

>> No.14928059

>>14927996
Druella must be crying of happiness right now.

>> No.14928061

>>14928050
The last person to post an image should just delete it twenty minutes after they've posted.
Theoretically, we could bullshit our way to thread archival while posting images nonstop like that.

There's no real reason to, of course, but it'd be funny to see happen.

>> No.14928072
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14928072

CUTE HAS SEEN JUSTICE!

>> No.14928075

>>14928058
That's sad, I'll glad receive a paizuri from the nice lovely ghost girl. Afterwards, I will cuddle her thank her for the lovely paizuri and cuddling her, tell her she never has to be alone or cold again. AS I hold her close and let her cry her tears of long sadness, I will wipe them away, saying how I'd be more than happy to make her my cute girlfriend, I'll turn her afterlife around into one where she can snuggle with me as much as she wants.

>> No.14928077

>>14928072
Okay, I really want to know what KC thinks of these. They're too adorable.

>> No.14928080

>>14928072
>Deruella and her man celebrate the conquest of Lescatie

>> No.14928082

>>14928061
I... I want to try that. Next thread. Druella and Anon sharing a milkshake is too precious.

Sorry .less, I can't wait for you to post this any longer.

And to whoever freed up space for this to become possible, bless your heart you beautiful Anon.

>> No.14928088

>>14928080
Now, now Anon. This is her first date. Nothing more, nothing .less...

>> No.14928089

>>14928077
Either rage or go whatever, who knows

>> No.14928090

>>14928077
>not enough shagging, F--

>> No.14928091
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14928091

I said Arachnotaur.

>> No.14928095

>>14928077
We could tweet him the wordpress page of all the artists and see if he hates any of them.

>> No.14928100

>>14928095
Anon

>> No.14928101

>>14927886
Doing that gets the "bummer, man" faggot.

>> No.14928103

>>14928077
>firthy gaijin orr over mai waifu, take it down

>> No.14928104

>>14928100
It's a bad idea but part of me wants to see what happens.

>> No.14928105

>>14928091
Another Ushi-Oni in dress artwork. This is acceptable.

>> No.14928111

>>14928103
I thought Baphs and lolis were his waifu types.

>> No.14928113

>>14928089
>>14928095
I've seen KC retweet pictures of questionable quality
You'd need to draw guro, violence or abuse of MGs for him to rage/hate it

>> No.14928117

>>14928103
At this point I'm not even sure who is her waifu, if any of course he has one, is it that loli goat, dere-uella or dare I say the succuboss herself?

>> No.14928124

>>14928104
Not only it is a bad idea, it is pointless, why would he check random gaijin links?

>>14928113
That I know, it brought us that old man and some drama, the question is if is able of giving a positive reaction or even care about it when that's not present.

>> No.14928140

>>14928072
Cute!
I hope she doesn't tire herself out and get tucked into bed for the evening

>> No.14928149

>>14928140
But Anon, only good girls go to sleep early.

>> No.14928154

>>14928117
From the Q&A:
>Question 3: Is one of your girls your favourite?
>"it changes daily, but all of the settings and illustrations of MGs are based on what I feel cute and sexy. So I Love all of them."

He also said that he likes every body type and that he is attached to every girl he makes

>>14928124
I guess the most we can get out of him is a brief, nice comment and a retweet

If the localization of MGE 1 sells well, he will most likely take westerners more into consideration

>> No.14928156

>>14928140
Oh man, we wouldn't want that. Nope.
To slip her snoring form under the covers, listening to her mumble happily as you pull up the sheets and kiss her on the forehead. Who'd ever want that?

>> No.14928166

>>14928149
She is a good girl!
I actually like the fallen maidens

>>14928156
I would

>> No.14928171

>>14928154
>Attached to every girl he makes
When was this comment made? i don't think he can say the same for some of his really old designs.

>> No.14928185

>>14928171
Redraws when

>> No.14928198

>>14928154
Both me because I forgot to update like a retard

>He also said that he likes every body type and that he is attached to every girl he makes

That's like the usual safe answer you give, I don't know if we can take that somewhat seriously, but alright.

>I guess the most we can get out of him is a brief, nice comment and a retweet

I guess, I'd say even that is hoping too much, same for the second thing but I'm a skeptic at heart and I don't trust my own rationality so these are just hot opinions.

>> No.14928220

WARNING!
When teasing a basilisk, be sure to have plenty of open space around you and keep delicate objects away. A thrashing snake tail is hazard to property and people.

>> No.14928231

>>14928171
I tried to find the exact quote, but couldn't so I don't know

It really does feel like he doesn't care for some of the older profiles, we'll just have to wait and see for when (and if) he updates them

>>14928198
>That's like the usual safe answer you give, I don't know if we can take that somewhat seriously, but alright.

I choose to believe that answer because he wouldn't draw that many big chested girls if he didn't enjoy them to some extent
It's either that, or he is a lolicon, he came up with Sabbath and said that Baphomets have the best pussy after all

>> No.14928241

>>14928220
Just blowing in her ear is okay though?

>> No.14928242

>>14928220
YOUR NOT THE BOSS OF ME!

>> No.14928252

>>14928241
That will likely only make the basilisk collapse into a limp pile in most cases, but exercise due caution.
>>14928242
But I'm from the office of public morals and safety, so I am!

>> No.14928255

>>14928252
I DON'T CARE I'M GOING TO DO IT ANYWAY!

>> No.14928256

>>14928252
Forcibly turning a Basilisk into a living daki by carefully lining yourself up so that your breath always passes by her ear when?

>> No.14928264

>>14928231
I still think he is a lolicon, but y'know I think you have to at least appreciate different things to do them nicely so he may mean it after all.

The Bapho stronk and best pussy for sure, I just know it.

>> No.14928267

>>14927884
What does being a whiny little bitch have to do with anything when I simply asked a question

>> No.14928269

I want to introduce a Basilisk to ASMR.

>> No.14928271

>>14928267
Bummer, man.

>> No.14928274

>>14928025
No more so than living humans.

>> No.14928276

>>14928269
You're going to get her addicted anon.

>> No.14928277

>>14928271
Like pottery

>> No.14928281

>>14928276
Good, we can be addicted together.

>> No.14928291

>You will never feel the ear fur of a canine monstergirl tickle your bare chest as she listens to your heartbeat
>Her body heat will never seep into your skin as she settles her weight against you
>You'll never watch as the sound of your heart pumping steadily causes her to fall into a deep, almost hypnotic trance, her tail wagging in perfect time to the beat
>You'll never get to stroke her hair, knowing that her powers of empathy allow her to feel the true extent of your love for her
>You will never, in that moment of bonding, make her the happiest girl on the planet

>> No.14928294

>>14928291
That sounds absolutely lovely, I wonder if she would allow me to listen to her heartbeat as well, i'm curious what it's like?

>> No.14928296

>>14928269
>you'll never make a Basilisk addicted to ASMR so badly that the only way to make her cum is by softly whispering "I love you" into her ear while you impregnate her in your bedroom while candles are lit and soft music is playing

>> No.14928303

>>14928291
>You will never have stories of pets becoming qt girls that want to repay their owner's kindness to them because it is now related to the furry MGs
I still want my Dog Girl love.

>> No.14928318

>>14928072
I want to pretend to friend zone her just to see her upset!

>> No.14928335

>Be married to a Basilisk
>You are the only one who knows what she looks like without a mask
>She has never seen a man other than you
>She wants to never break eye contact whenever you have sex

The mask gives Basilisk so much flavor and potential

>> No.14928336

>>14927815
>"Heil Hydra"

>> No.14928340

http://i.imgur.com/Yql4wHA.jpg

Best maid, would make for a great monster girl.

>> No.14928349

>>14928340
This hentai was pretty good
Vanilla, but pretty good

>> No.14928352

>>14928335
>She wants to never break eye contact whenever you have sex
HNNNNNG
10/10 girl

>> No.14928362

>>14928340
This maid will be the death of me, i swear to god, i'm afraid that one of these days she will make me fap to her until my balls are so dry that i die from dehydration.

Some Anon in here said that she was perfect as a Holst.

Holst maids are something we definitely need to explore.

>> No.14928367

>>14928340
>can even lactate
Yeah baby.

>> No.14928369

>>14928340
____ the maids.

>> No.14928372

>>14928291
I want to look at her in the eye while all of this happens and tell her that she is too good for me.

>> No.14928373

>>14927690
>Kitsune favourite MG
>Also have incest fetish
Fug.

>> No.14928377

>>14928369
Cuddle the maids and give them head pats, all the while you confess how much you love them.

>> No.14928378

>>14928271
Shut up you stupid little nigger.

>> No.14928383

>>14928377
I am become master, the giver of headpats.

>> No.14928394

>>14928383
If you never head pat your loving maid, your doing something wrong. When a maid is doing a good job or loves you very much, your head pat her. The cuddling comes when you ask your maid to join you in bed, as she has done enough work for the day you want her to enjoy some relaxing time with the one person she loves most.

>> No.14928425

>>14928394
What if you have more than one maid?

>> No.14928434

>>14928394
No matter what a maid does, you pat her.
The placement just depends on what she did.
Something good? Headpat.
Something bad? Spanking.
Something really good? A pat that turns into a caress on her bottom.

>> No.14928436

>>14928425
If you only have two, then just use one hand to head pat and cuddle each of the maids. If there is more than two, create a schedule so each of the maids receive equal head pats and cuddles that way no one feels unloved or overly Favorited.

>> No.14928437

>>14926882
>alpha male
Hahahaha. Fag.

>> No.14928446

http://l4no-shiro.deviantart.com/art/Happy-Family-596834991

>> No.14928448

>>14928434
Maid does good she receives head pat, if bad no head pat, and if she does really good you give her head pats while cuddle her. This is how I dispense rewards, as it makes sure doing your best makes you receive the best. You may also choose to massage her as a reward if she desire it as it's a great way to keep maids happy and stress free.

>> No.14928451

>>14928446
>That beard
I can't unsee it.

>> No.14928458

>>14928446
>They have a picture of the scene in which is this image
But, wouldn't that image be happining in real time?
Which then, how do they have a picture of what's currently happening on their wall?

>> No.14928459

>>14928448
Maid management is truly a science of the refined tastes.

>> No.14928461

>>14928446
Eh. It's not terrible.

>> No.14928463

>>14928458
They got the picture frame from Wonderland.

>> No.14928464

>>14928446
His face is full-on bishie yet he has a flat beard. Shit looks weird.

>> No.14928468

>>14928463
Damn Wonderland magic. If magic wasn't already confusing

>> No.14928474

>>14928459
Indeed, for it's a technique that has taken time t master and is best learned in person. For having multiple maids requires one to lay out time fr each of them, a special period for them to do whatever they want with their master. To keep things flowing good, you never want a maid to feel unloved nor overly favorited, for those two extremes can lead to conflict which leads to less getting done. Do always make sure to love each of your maids in an equal manner, for it is key to having the best possible life with your loving maids.

>> No.14928479

KC's jiangshi is kind of lacking, really. They can just ignore the paper slip, even though you'd expect that would be one of their main fetish gimmics.

>> No.14928498

So this game is a thing: http://ponmokyu.bitter.jp/game/MGED/v0.03/game.html
I took the liberty of isolating the sprite of wife
http://a.pomf.cat/ieqqbv.png
and I made it bigger
http://a.pomf.cat/smvdft.png

If anybody wants me to do the same for any of the other girls, let me know, I'll try to get to it after I get some tylenol and a bite to eat

>> No.14928503

>>14928446
I won't lie. I like how what I assume is the mother looks like a loose slut.
Nice contrast to the child.

>> No.14928505

>>14928479
Bummer, man

>> No.14928512

>>14928498
Sadly i can't read moonrunes, what's this about?

>> No.14928519

>>14928512
http://i.imgur.com/BboqWUM.png
http://i.imgur.com/qoIIpVH.png
It's a roguelike dungeon crawler.

>> No.14928536

>>14928519
Managed to play a round but i can't even understand half of what was happening, wish it was in english, navigating that first menu was hell.

>> No.14928545

>>14928446
Why are they posing in the exact same pose that's in the picture behind them?

>> No.14928550

>>14928294
>Say you want to listen to your canine girl waifu's heartbeat

>If she's an anubis, she'll turn beet red, but do nothing to stop you from laying between her breasts and listening to it
>It starts off hectic, while the anubis tries to fill the silence by explaining about the spiritual significance of the heart and the afterlife to you
>Eventually, though, she settles into it, cradling your head and asking if her heartbeat is really that nice to listen to

>If she's a kobold, she laughs happily as you bowl her to the ground, grabbing her paws and literally just laying atop her
>Her heartbeat is strong and quiet, but will jump up a notch if you mention how nice this is, compliment her at all, or (if you want to hear it beat like a machine gun) tell her you love her

>If she's a hellhound, she'll simply scoop you up and press you to her chest right there on the spot, holding you firm and safe in those warm, giant paws
>You can hear beating, sure, but it's not any sound you'd expect to hear from a human heart. Or even a bull heart
>It's deep, heavy and powerful, like the pulse of a strong flame
>It isn't so much the beat of a heart as it could be the workings of some infernal, endless machine
>Nonetheless, it's a fearsome sound belonging to a heart with your love at its core

>> No.14928551

>>14928536
Right click backs out of things, use it a lot.
Sometimes you need to double click for no reason, and sometimes menus just don't go away for no reason.
Once you actually get dungeon crawling it's relatively easy, though.
Until the second dungeon.

>> No.14928554

>>14928498
Is there a Dragon one? I looked around a bit but couldn't find anything.

>> No.14928563

>>14928554
http://i.imgur.com/lLtJ9Ws.png
These are the girls in it.
Lizardman, but no dragon.

>> No.14928567

>>14928340
My nigger.
>>14928362
But anon that's exactly what she wants, just inside of her.
I was that guy, its unexplored territory that I want to map out.

>> No.14928571

>>14928505
What's that even supposed to mean, man?

>> No.14928572

>>14928303
Yeah, it's a shame KC fucked it up with the siths like he did.
You could still do a pet > non-furry MG story, though.

Or a story about a guy who takes care of an injured fox, and it stays with him for a few months before revealing that she's really a cute, wild and altogether lovely kitsune. Cliche, but hey. I still like the idea.

>>14928372
Maximum passion. You'd be able to physically feel your souls twining together and becoming one as you hold her gaze.

>> No.14928575

>>14928550
All of those sound amazing, and it makes me want to know what the heart beat of other monster girls is like. Like I'd want to know what the heart beat of a Ryu is like, that or a flowkelps and even a Scylla's. What would does three, them being some of my favorite monster girls heartbeat's be like.

>> No.14928585

>>14928575
The hardest heartbeat to hear would be a were-cat, because of all the purring.

>> No.14928586

>>14928571
The "bummer man" shit?
It's one anon's infantile, passive-aggressive way of lashing out at writefags because he thinks they talk too much about writefagging in the thread.
Now it's just the hot new meme for him.

>> No.14928589

>>14928563
I see, thanks anyway. I'll keep loking to see if there is any I can use.

This is a pretty interesting game.

>> No.14928590

>>14928567
You got good taste, Maria is a fantastic woman and would be an even better monster girl.

>> No.14928597

>>14928590
I honestly think she's part succubus with how much semen she must consume daily.

>> No.14928598

>>14928378
Bummer, man.

>> No.14928599

>>14928585
Indeed, and it would be wonderful as you it both soothes your ears and acts as a massage chair for your head. This would get even better as the more she sees you enjoying her heartbeat, the louder she purrs and the more you enjoy it. Wonder how a jinko's would sound like, since they can't purr?

>> No.14928609

>>14928575
>Feel for a Wurm's heartbeat
>It shakes your whole body

>> No.14928612

>>14928571
It means exactly that, bummer, man

>> No.14928615

>>14928571
It means he's going to bum you, man.

>> No.14928617

>>14928609
So it's basically Big Ben?

>> No.14928618

>>14928597
>Holst Succubus
Oh man, this is getting better.

>> No.14928619

>>14928599
>since they can't purr
Tigers make a chuffing noise, so you'd definitely get feedback with some lovely compliments slung her way.
https://youtu.be/5Ksr0-H1gmI?t=10

>> No.14928620

>>14928585
Her purring is the heartbeat.

>> No.14928621

>>14928586
In all fairness to him, we get a lot of
>Guuuuuuys, I can't wriiiiiiite!
around here. The way you're getting bent out of shape over it implies you're one of those.

>> No.14928627

>>14928618
But they already are part succubus, it's the entire MGE thing that all monsters are part succubus.

>> No.14928628

>>14928609
This would be great and is further enhanced by the fact she's hugging you so tight by wrapping her body around you. She's smiling all goofy as she see how happy you are listening to the mighty engine that is her loving heart. and this would only lead to her heart beating faster as you become more and more comfortable listening to it. Wonder how she would react when I tell her she has a lovely heartbeat and want to listen to it more?

>> No.14928631

>>14928618
Jesus, I think the thread actually talked about that concept a little bit a long time ago. Obviously it would be FUCKING LEWD as all fuck. Closest thing I can think of would be those lewd as fuck tomboy Holstaur texts.
>>14928627
Shut up we're lewding the lewd.

>> No.14928632

>>14928599
here's a Jaguar purring, imagine a lithe, slightly bigger than normal, but smaller than a jinko, with spotted fur, purring like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-R90qgbiic

>> No.14928634

>>14928609
I bet all the Dragon girls have unique heartbeats

>> No.14928636

>>14928627
I'm more thinking that the Succubus part is more prominent. So you'd have the personality of a Succubus but with the body of a Holst.

>> No.14928641

>>14928634
Their heartbeats resonates with the ones they love.

>> No.14928642

>>14928631
>those lewd as fuck tomboy Holstaur texts.
Those greentexts made my dick diamonds for days after first seeing them.

>> No.14928643

>>14928631
It's ok to admit you fucked up.

>> No.14928644

>>14928621
True, but when it's overused as a response to any mention of writefaggotry, then that fairness falls apart. It becomes spammy shitposting.
Nice implying, though. I don't have so much as a Pastebin account to dump out my mental vomit into. It's for the better.

>> No.14928650

>>14928636
>So you'd have the personality of a Succubus but with the body of a Holst.
I'm not opposed to this at all, but wouldn't the only real difference be the hooves, then? Maybe some lactation? If we're going to make super succubi we could splice them into something different and if we wanted to make super holsts... well, those are already a thing. Just sayin'.

>> No.14928652

>>14928642
I keep them around, they're just fantastic.
>>14928643
We didn't though>>14928636.

>> No.14928655

>>14928619
I want to fluster and make a jinko blush, by telling her I wish to listen to the beat of her heart. I wrap my arms tight around her and lay my head in her nice bosom, slinging heartfelt compliments at her which leads to her heartbeat getting faster and faster, even more quickened by her flustered state. Eventually this leads to her smiling and chuffing happily, making her soothing heartbeat even more soothing.

>> No.14928656

>>14928644
It's true the anal sex, bloke posts are annoying, but shit writefags complaining that they're being shit doesn't help anyone, and they aren't looking for real advice anyway. They're just trying to get attention or sympathy. If they actually wanted ideas they'd either think about it, read up on the subject matter or lurk the thread.

>> No.14928661

>>14927251
I'd totally wear a pendant of the purple eye motif from both Lich, ghoul and Wight. Maybe a flat amethyst pebble with Sterling silver metal around the edge and the slit pupil somehow in the middle. Small, innocuous and if some one asks what it means I can always just bullshit say it represents the eye odin threw into the well or something. It fits since I'm already wearing norse themed stuff

>> No.14928665

>>14928656
Heaven forbid people ask outright for ideas.

>> No.14928666

>>14928656
It's the sort of people to whom the appeal of writefagging exists, but both the appeal and lack of working towards that appeal outweighs the actual drive to create.

>> No.14928669

>>14928650
This, it's kind of redundant to cross a succubus with a holst, because that's the general concept to begin with.
>mega holst
Am I the only person here who thought that was stupid? I can't see the appeal of it at all.

>> No.14928671

>>14928632
That would be cute, seeing a strong, lithe cat girl who despite being slightly bigger than you, starts purring loudly as you listen to her heartbeat. She would at first be flustered by this in sheer surprise, but eventually warm up and start purring more as she see just how much you enjoy her heartbeat. This would lead to you being even more happy, hearing her heartbeat increase even more as you rest there in her might breast just listening to the natural tunes of her loving heart.

>> No.14928672

>>14928665
There's a difference between asking for ideas and what happens in these threads. Half decent writefags don't need to do this, either.

>> No.14928676

>>14928669
>Am I the only person here who thought that was stupid?
No, I did too. Humorous in small doses though.
>I can't see the appeal of it at all.
That's not hard to see; they're just normal holsts cranked up to eleven. Glorious to some, too much of a good thing to others.

>> No.14928678

>>14928669
People wanted literal tanks of milk, debilitatingly large breasts, and an urge to be milked that flew so far past the line for "intense sexual desperation" that you'd need a warp drive to get back to that point again.

>> No.14928685

>>14928599
Your posting style is familiar to me. Just to be sure:
What is your opinion on headwings?

>> No.14928687

>>14928678
That's just warping the fetishes to /d/ levels though.

>> No.14928704

>>14928641
>Wurm: big, echoing, and fast like the tunnels she burrows so easily.
>Ryu: subtle, gentle, and constant just like a flowing river.
Wyvern: fast, swift, and strong just like the wind she so effortlessly soars on.
>Jabberwock: unpredictable, random, and like a clock, just like the wonderland she comes from.
>Dragon: strong, slow, but warm just like the fire she breaths.

>> No.14928710

>>14927704
Don't argue with idiots

>> No.14928715

>>14928685
I love headwings as they happen to be a great way to tell what mood the girl's in. I also like it when they hug you when you kiss her, so that you are as intimate as possible when sharing a passionate kiss. Also, Melia is cutest girl and deserves to be hugged tightly for what has happened in her life.

>> No.14928730

>>14928704
I don't really like Ryu that much, but I'm 100% sure that if I were to listen to her heartbeat, I would sleep like a baby in her arms.

>> No.14928732

>>14928572
>You could still do a pet > non-furry MG story, though.
You could always just write a cait/cu sith story and dedicate like, ten paragraphs to describing how soft her fur is, and how it stops above the knee/elbow and how perfect her skin is, and how cute her human nose and lips are. Then send it to KC and see if he gets the hint and retcons the furfaggotry

>> No.14928735

>>14928715
I knew it.

New Melia art soon possibly, maybe, depending on things.

>> No.14928737

>>14928704
>>Ryu: subtle, gentle, and constant just like a flowing river.
I've heard a heartbeat like this. It was really weird, like some one put a microphone inside some dudes chest. It was all sloshy and underwater and you could hear the blood pump. Weird.

>> No.14928739

>>14928704
>unpredictable, random, and like a clock, just like the wonderland she comes from.
Gonna be honest, that'd make me worry. Imagine laying on your Onee-san's chest, and going for a while without hearing a heartbeat. That'd freak me out.

But still, damn those heartbeats sound nice. What if their hearts don't start beating until they see the man they love? Some weird magic stuff keeps them going in the beginning, but when they find the man they love they suddenly feel a strange beating in their chest, foreign but pleasant.

>> No.14928742

>>14928732
I really doubt he'd give a shit.
Easier to stick with something like Kobolds.

>> No.14928744

>>14928739
>Some weird magic stuff keeps them going in the beginning, but when they find the man they love they suddenly feel a strange beating in their chest, foreign but pleasant.
That's something like what I imagine for undead. It's pretty heartwarming

>> No.14928745

>>14928739
>Mfw they are so crazy in wonderland that they give themselves arrhythmia just to show how crazy they are.

>> No.14928747

>>14928704
>unpredictable, random, and like a clock
So, basically, jazz?

>> No.14928749

>>14928742
Cu sith are better tho. I mean they can be so well mannered they pass for nobility.

>> No.14928750

>>14928735
Thanks, never though I would end up being recognized and identified out of the blue by how I type my post, but good job on you. That's great news to hear, and I will be waiting patiently until the art arrives, more Melia is always good for my health.

>> No.14928754

>>14928704
I'm not sure how this would become fetish material but I like it.

>> No.14928756

>>14928747
yes

>> No.14928758

>>14928739
That sounds really romantic. I want to tell a dragon that my heart also beats for her!

>> No.14928759

>>14928749
I wonder how can something with a snout pass for nobility.

>> No.14928763

>>14928759
Just ask the Queen's corgis.

>> No.14928766

>>14928758
Which Dragon girl though?

>> No.14928767

>>14928749
You could just write a Kobold like that.
I mean, let's be honest, people put race's behaviors all over the damn place relative to how KC describes 'em. There's no real reason why you couldn't have a Kobold that was raised in an upscale family.

>> No.14928775

>>14928754
What's wrong with listening to the heartbeat of a girl you love, it's both romantic and a very intimate thing to do. It also a great way to show the one you love that you like her looks on the outside and that great personality of her's on the inside, plus it' a great bonding exercise for any couple. This would especially apply to undead, a beating heart would sound like the greatest music to them, an allow them to still experience what it's like to have a heartbeat.

>> No.14928781

>>14928572
I don't care how cliche it is, that would be great to read.
Healing is always nice.

>>14928744
I imagined that for undead as well, although I also imagine them loving the sound of their lover's heartbeat.

>> No.14928783

>>14928775
I want to see my Dragon Waifu's reaction when I let her listen to my heartbeat! I'm smaller than her, so it'd be a bit awkward for her to lay her head on my chest, but I'd still let her do it! I'd even stroke her head and close my eyes, drifting off into sleep!

>> No.14928786

>>14928766
The Dragon dragon.
I guess I would have to set things up nicely before confessing too, which might be a problem considering her refined tastes.

>> No.14928788

>>14928767
Fair enough, but when KC states things like mental capacity, I generally don't throw that out. Like, I wouldn't throw out the fact that wurms are fucking stupid any more than I would this line "but their thinking is mostly simple and instinctive". Sure they don't have low intelligence but intelligence is useless if you don't care about applying it.

>> No.14928799

>>14928783
You'd make her the happiest girl in the world, as you lay your head in her mighty bosom and listen to the natural tune that her body makes. A smile forms on her face and she starts stroking your hair, making sure your as comfortable as she is. Eventually this leads to you drifting asleep on top of her, her happy that her lover was so satisfied and enraptured with her love filled heart, that she too falls asleep with a big goofy smile plastered on her blushing face.

>> No.14928801

>>14928783
She would be surprised, I assure you. Even though you are a small human, your heart is as big as a Dragon's.

>> No.14928813

>>14928788
Eh, that's true. I suppose them's the KC breaks.
You know, I swear there was a de-furring potion or something like that at some point. Was that just a thread invention?

>> No.14928814

>>14928783
>>14928799
>TFW genetic defect gives me a compressed and frailer heart, and no Dragon girl would want to listen to a weak heart
At least I could listen to her stronger and more comforting heart.

>> No.14928836

>>14928814
>that moment when i have a bicuspid aortic valve

Does that shit even changes the way my heart sound?

>tfw the waifu realizes my heart sounds different
>tfw this only strenghtens her protectiveness of me

>> No.14928849

>An Elf marries a human
>The idea that he's going to die of old age always worries her, she's terrified of seeing her husband grow old and feeble while his mental faculties decline
>30 years go by and he doesn't look a day older than the day they were married
>Still, she thinks, 30 years isn't that long
>Another 50 goes by and as before he still looks like the same 20 year old she married when she herself was 35
>Still, she thinks, for an ageless Elf, 50 years can be the blink of an eye
>What if she wakes up one day to a corpse next to her in bed?
>Another 100 years pass and he's still the pinnacle of youth and health
>Finally, she decides to bring the subject up
>She tries to be delicate, but after several minutes of hemming and hawing she simply blurts out "When are you going to die?"
>She tries to catch the words as they leave her mouth, but it's too late
>She immediately starts apologizing and admits that she's been terrified of his short lifespan creeping up on her all these years, and that it's always been a constant worry of hers that she'll lose him one day
>He starts laughing
>A great big belly laugh
>She interrupts him with a frustrated "I'm serious!"
>"Sorry," he begins, "I'm just really surprised that you didn't know."
>Her confusion is apparent on her face
>"Humans generally live about 80 years, give or take a few. We've been married for 180 years. You really never knew that when a man marries a monster girl, their lifespans sync up?"
>She stares at him for several second before a deep blush of embarrassment spreads across her face
>She feels rather silly for worrying now

>> No.14928851

>>14928814
That's harsh to say, i'm sure she would love to hear your heartbeat, for the simple reason of she loves you for who you are flaws and all. You love her despite her flaws and being so flattered by that, she would ecstatic despite your protest to listen to her lovers heart. While to you it's weak, to her your bravery for showing such a huge secret to her would make her love it more, as it's special to her and only for her to listen to.

>> No.14928867

Why does this specific thread have so many responses and why has it been around for so long? Did I miss something.

>> No.14928868

>>14925169
Shit. Writefaggot mood is on anyway.

>The silence hangs for several minutes more
>Starting to think they are going to kick you
>"Wow! A boy that plays?! Amazing!" Healslut 2 chimes happily, her sleepy tone rather absent.
>And a tank no less... Don't worry big boy, I won't let you ever fall. Heh heh." This from healslut 1
>"Wait! I have a healing alt I can jump on!" A new voice joins the chorus, this one rather womanly. A wight maybe?
>all are arguing over who gets to heal you, all while whispers pour in asking if you need armor, or weapons, or anything really
>Timidly thank everyone and ask if the raid can begin
>end up entering the instance with 1 tank and 24 other healers, no one willing to give up a chance at healing the only male.

>> No.14928872

>>14928867
Because we don't have someone intentionally bumping threads below this one this time.

>> No.14928881

>>14928868
Memories of Octo-Heavy are rushing back...

>> No.14928885

>>14928849
Elves are slow.

>> No.14928891

>>14928868
And thus began the adventures of Anon the tank and the fun shenanigans of the members of the [insert chuuni name here] guild.

>> No.14928893

>>14928851
Man, that's really sweet and flattering. And heartwarming. I guess if she really wanted to I wouldn't mind but I'd be blushing the entire time, from both her earlier words and the current situation.

>> No.14928911

>>14928885
The only thing they are quick for is to recognize lewdness, haven't you read the leaflet? they explain it all in there.

>> No.14928920

>>14928893
But it's true, for allowing her t listen to your heart is such an intimate and bonding moment for you both. For you because it's such a big secret you keep fro all but those close, and for her because she gets to experience something she's never had the option to do. With her laying her head upon your chest, taking all the sounds and movements going on in their and smiling as she hears the faint, but loving beat of your heart. She would smile gently and hold you close, so she may hear the music of your body that she wishes to hear, a music to your blushing surprise she says she adores. She ten thanks you for being so brave and strong, for showing her a side she never knew about, followed by her cuddling with you as you fall asleep happy in each others arms.

>> No.14928958

>>14928920
This, without a doubt, sounds like the most blissful thing in the world. A strong Dragon girl who loves you for who you are, protects your smile, and cuddles with you to let you know she loves everything about you.

Perfection.

>> No.14928982

>>14928958
Why would she not love you, for you love everything about her despite her flaws and you help to bring a smile to her face when she's at her lowest. You hold her close and tight to your heart when she need s a shoulder to lean on, as you are the most important thing in her life and she wouldn't be as strong if it wasn't for you to inspire her to do so. You both just shared a gigantically intimate moment with one another, making the relationship between you even stronger and more intimate. So cuddle up in her mighty bosom and kiss her passionately, to remind each of you that you love one another for more than just looks but also for each other's great personalities.

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