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>P...P...Patchy wants senpai to read to her..."

>> No.14921677
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>>14921673
>senpai
But you're older than everyone here?
And a better reader.
Who are you quoting btw?

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>> No.14921679

but i kant reed

>> No.14921680

once upon a time reimu decided to take a shit because hey she's reimu

so she took off her ass-seal and said BEYBLADES BEYBLADES LLLLLET ER RIP! and pooped into your favorite touhou's mouth, the end.

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I,d "read" with Patchie.

>> No.14921688

>>14921673
I want to bully this nerd

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>>14921673
But I'm only 27 and you're over 100 Patche.

Having said that I would like to read and cuddle with you.

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>>14921686

Man, I want to FUCK a librarian.

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Big Patchie or loli Patchie. Chose wisely.

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>>14921720
In the middle.

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Mukyuu

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Reading with Patchie is most likely one hell of an experience.

>> No.14921771

Is this fucking latin? I went to public school. I'm lucky they taught me English.

>> No.14921819
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h-hi I-I-I'm Patch d-d-da ze

>> No.14921863

>>14921720
both obviously

>> No.14922296

>>14921720
Well in canon she is a loli, so if you like "big Patchie" you do not like the real Patchy.

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It's super cute, but Patchouli's really old and really smart. I don't think she'd be so helpless with love.

>> No.14922335

>>14922311
do we know her exact age?

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>>14922296

>> No.14922550

Who are you quoting?
Why are you fake stuttering?
Why are you roleplaying?
Why are you overusing ellipses?

>> No.14922890

>>14921673
Who is her sempai?

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>> No.14924287

How about a Where's Waldo? book instead?

>> No.14926078

>>14921720
Loli patchy if she has an ass as amazing as >>14921746

>> No.14926102

>>14922890
That's secretly what she calls Koa.

>> No.14926199

>>14921678
Get back to your hole, Zero.

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This was just an average thread, until I noticed those protruding ears.
Suddenly I am flooded with feelings of loneliness and yearning. This is so fucking cute.

Today I'm young again.

>> No.14928815

tfw stare at void-sempai and void-sempai stares back

>> No.14928821

You are a grown woman. Fucking read it yourself.

>> No.14929520

Once upon a time, Patchouli was fucking gay so Reimoo came over and bisected her with her gohei. The End of Part 1.

>> No.14933176

I love Patchouli.

>> No.14933365

Does anyone else think that Patchouli isn't her real name, but rather one that Remilia gave her like with Sakuya?

I can see Patchy keeping it just to be nice to her friend, when really she wishes someone would call her by her actual name, just once.

>> No.14933501

>>14933365
What if Patchouli -is- her real name?

>> No.14933511

Senpai should be nice and comply with her request.

>> No.14933513

>>14933365
Remilia calls her Patche. It'd be weird to give someone a nickname when you've already given her a real name. Granted, Remilia IS weird, but I think Patchouli's her real name.
Knowledge might be something she made up, though.

>> No.14933537

>>14933176
>>14921673
>>14921686
>>14921709
>>14921720
http://video.fc2.com/a/content/201412213M1fWVpN
@ the 12:44 mark, Patchy's voice

Soooooo cute (even though her womb gets destroyed)

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Is Patchy a fast or slow reader?

>> No.14934814

>>14921686
Fatchouli is a shitty meme, please stop.
She'd be super skeleton mode, if anything.

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