/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>14904847
I already fap to alps 3-5 times a day but I want to go even further.

Maids are olev.

Be they feathered or slimy.

>>14904938
That's really gay.

>>14904935
OPTIC BLAST

>>14904935
I want a harem of all the different Lamias to cuddle and love.

>>14904935
>Someone force-bumped all the older threads, and then shoved the old thread off the board by posting the new one.

Christ, anon, why even bother? Everyone who makes new threads always posts the new KC girl that was released last thread.

>>14904941
But what if they're not olev? What if they hate?

>>14904941
Maids are subpar.

>>14904938
Alps receive more attention that they're worth.
Actually, I don't even understand why they get it at all except as a roundabout way of calling other anons gay (i.e. "found the alp.")

8th for Drawfags to give not meme girls art

HA HA

TIME FOR BIG GIRLS

>>14904947

Damn impatient assholes. We could've hit 3000!

>>14904935
>Anon-kun, I think Kikimora-kun is having some trouble. Her eyes are off, and she's having some sort of respiratory distress. Can you pick her up, hold her tight, and carry her to the infirmary? Here are the keys in case the nurse isn't there and you have to take her in alone.

>>14904947
It's almost as impressive as it is silly.

>>14904958
Check your post fields, friend.

Tiger maid is late for work and hasn't made your breakfast anon! How will you punish her?

>>14904955
Ushis are too scary!

Oppai sahuagin
I would kiss a sahuagin

>>14904947
You are not OP, what's with that name?

>>14904953
What not meme girls even need art I thought all of them already got a decent enough amount of art.

>>14904947
>>14904958
You're forgetting something, dumbo.

>>14904948
Then that would make you a very dirty person.

Are you a very dirty person?

Loli succubus ass.

>>14904953
Leave your autism in the last thread.

x is best girl

>>14904958
I'm sure she just needs her personal space.

>>14904971
Maybe they're the problem and have hate in their heart.

>>14904929

I think you need to stop whining and start trolling drawthreads if you want more art of your favorite monster girl.

Or put out the shekels.

>>14904972
>Loli
It's garbage.
Give me curvy adult succubus ass and then we'll talk.

>>14904970
>>14904964

My bad. I hit ctrl+f earlier to find the new thread, but typed it in the wrong window the first time.

>>14904972
Eat.

>>14904965
By rubbing her ears and lightly yanking on her tail.

>>14904977
I'd bet an Alp would say that huh

Alps would be massive obnoxious waifufags

I want to push one on the ground and tell her her husbando and real love will never be real

>>14904965
The answer is always rub her nose in it. If you can't physically manifest late time and throw it on the floor to rub noses into it you're a terrible person anyways.

>>14904979
God, you're such a baka, Monster Girl Thread-kun.

>>14904966
What are you talking about? Ushis are nice, reasonable monsters.

>>14904983
That's too mean, even for alps.

>>14904958
I-I guess I hold her hand and tell her I love her.

Kikimoras are cute! CUTE! Best girl!

>>14904972
>loli
They're tash anon! Ara Ara~ is better!

>>14904976
Leave it to a filthy human to think that someone else is the problem instead of themselves.

>>14904978
>It's garbage.
You've just got bad taste.

>>14904983
>her

>>14904990
But they're not! Ushis are rude girls that never listen to anything you have to say.

>>14904965
>Three weeks, still no art of big titty onee-san as a smothering dracolich
Why even continue living?

>>14905003
Maybe you should try saying something other than, "Rape me, please."

>>14905000
Sabbathshit pls go. Curvy women are the best.
Besides, Onee-sans and Ara Ara girls are way better than Lolis.
And Childhood Friends are better than just about everything else!

>>14904994
>>14904976
I can't tell... if it's one of those dense-as-fuck harem protags all grown up and with a job in MGC, or if it's a succubus teacher trying to help out a student in estrus. Could go either way.

I want to work at Denny's with some MGs.

>>14905003
Because they already know what you want, and they're going to give it to you. And you'll be forced to like it.

>>14905003
To be honest, I think they would enjoy hearing your moans.

>>14905011
Fit>curvy>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>loli

>Three weeks, still no art of big titty onee-san as a smothering dracolich
Why continue to live?

>>14905009
But anon. I don't say anything like that.

>>14905015
Well that's a complete lie anon, I don't like being raped at all. Quite the opposite actually.

>>14905016
She would never hear anything like that from me.

>>14905018
Do you differentiate between petite and loli, or are they the same? Because while it ain't that big for me, I won't deny that the idea of a slim, shorter girl who's so tight you can see your cock bulging her stomach as you thrust into her gets me going.

>>14905018
/fit/ is good too.
Honestly just about anything's better than Lolis and their shitty little kid bodies.

>>14905024
petite is different than loli, and I have an appreciation for it too. I also like pear shaped and top heavy. I just really like fit and muscled girls.

>>14905023
The tsun act is getting old, anon. If you hang around ushis all the time and constantly talk about 'ohh, noo, I don't want to be raped at alll' then you're going to get exactly what you wanted in the first place.

>>14904947
>Implying I was the same guy who bumped the threads and not just somebody who saw the opportunity when the last thread was the last in line

I just wanted to post images again and make an obligatory OP for the new girl. Sorry I cockblocked you from making the hundredth kikimora thread.

>>14905025
pls

Is the bogan thought gestapo holding a gun to your head right now or something?

>>14905028
I'm not tsun though.

>>14905018
Just give me hips dammit.

>>14905036
would molest ears and put my face between legs

>>14905029
>implying nobody was going to make a Basilisk OP anyway
Not him, and I'm glad you made it one, but no need to sound needlessly butthurt.

>>14905031
>He doesn't like fucking little kids
>He must be threatened by the thought police
You're fucking delusional anon.
Also, what the fuck is a bogan?

>>14905029
That is some Alp-tier gender-flipping there, anon. I'm honestly expecting him to roll over and still be packing.

>>14905039
I'd use "butthurt" to describe the guy who was complaining about the other thread getting axed, not me.

>>14905020
Why even delete your post, and re-post it verbatim exactly 3 minutes later?

>>14905032
exactly what a tsundere would say. Just tell the ushi you like her already, they're much more gentle when they know they don't have to be forceful.

>>14905036
Did somebody say HIPS?

>>14905046
He accidentally didn't spoiler the original.

>>14905047
I want to be the tsundere love interest of a monstergirl in highschool.

>>14905047
I don't like Ushis though, a Mantis is much better.

>>14905046
Because I posted it linked to an unrelated post. I also wanted to block the image just to be safe.

>>14905045
He's more worried that people from this thread are interfering in other /jp/ threads so we can get a new thread at others' expense.
/jp/ natives don't like that, understandably.

I want to tie my Kobold daughteru to her bed before she wakes up and surprise her with a morning spanking and pussy licking!

>>14905057
You're disgusting.

>>14905050
I thought the NSFW spoiler rule was only on /a/? Did japmoot extend it to /jp/ or is anon still getting vacation'd?

>>14905059
Better to be safe than sorry, I say.

>>14905059
You do know this is a blue board, right?

>>14905058
No I'm not!

>>14905059
Pretty sure it's on every blue board anon.

>>14905043
It's Yajiro Masaru, his alps are only guilty of being too thick to handle.

>>14905066
You want to fuck your offspring. Even though you have a waifu.
Daughteru Dickers have failed their Daughterus and their Waifus and deserve nothing but scorn.

>>14905049

>>14905003
Anon, please.

>>14905074
That's a sad thing to hear anon, and my waifu enjoys our daughteru just as much as I do. We all enjoy each other proportionally in our own ways!

>>14905064
>>14905067

NSFW isn't allowed spoilered or no -- or at least it was last I checked the rules a month or two ago. Did it change recently? I know Japmoot was testing it turning /a/ into a semi-NSFW board, but haven't heard anything about /jp//

>>14905082
That picture is nothing but lies and propaganda.

>>14905083
>Not letting your daughteru grow and find her own love.
>Keeping her selfishly to yourself and stunting her growth as a woman forever
You disgust me.

>>14905084
I've seen nips get away relatively unscathed once in a while lately, though I still have it censored to be safe.

>>14905090
But she already chose me to be her love anon, monstergirl children are much more mature than your silly human girls.

>>14905096
That doesn't stop you from being a disgusting failure of a father.
Any good father would have the temperance to refuse and let his daughter seek her own real love.

>>14905103
How could I break my own daughteru's heart anon? That's just horrible.

>>14905018
That depends. Are we saying fit and curvy, but actually referring to muscular and chubby? Or are we using the definitions properly?

>>14905108
You need to be stronger than that anon. It's not healthy for a monstergirl to lust for her own father, her father is her mother's. She needs to go find her own man or she'll never truly mature, and her children will be born weak and without the instincts needed to find men.

>>14905074
Fuck man, why do you even care what another man and his daughter do? As long as it's consensual and his wife is okay with it, I don't see why it should be a problem.

>>14905117
But what if her mother died in a horrible snowmobile accident? It would only be natural for her to want to stay with her father and make sure he is taken care of.

I can't condone daughteru dicking, but lolis are still superior. Some people just don't understand the high art of size difference, petiteness and the increased ratio of cute:sexy.

BIG.
FAT.
CAT.
ASS.

>>14905117
I don't see anything wrong with loving your family as much as you can anon, for every generation that does or doesn't happen.

>>14905125
I want to sit in Sea Queen-chan's lap and have her give me a slow, loving handjob!

>>14905128
Same. I wouldn't dick the daughteru, but if I had a kobold loli childhood friend, I'd love her with such care and intensity that it'd make a lilim look like a nun.
I'd princess carry that kobold everywhere, spend hours having slow, close seated sex with her, and generally devote myself to making her the happiest kobold on the planet.

>>14905125
This should not be doing the things it's doing to me.

>>14904956
>that hairdo
Somehow it makes me want to submit.

>>14905131
How fat are we talking here?

>>14905151
Fat enough even something as innocent as sitting on my lap looks lewd as hell.
Accompanied by Big Fat Cat Tats and some nice curves as well of course.
The picture you posted is the minimum.

Bad doggy!

In the Desert Region, two people, torn between love and duty...
He is a Dragoon, she is his Wyvern. They prefer making love to making war.
They decide to desert into the desert.
It's all good.
Then they meet a man running away from his past.
And a pursuing group of bounty hunters.
While searching for the elusive Phoenix to grant him eternal life.

Just Deserts, coming this summer.

>>14905157
Oh my...
>Tats so fat you could lose (a part of) yourself in them
>Hips so thick they keep moving even when she stops
>Curves so plump you sink into them like a soft pillow

>>14905170
Oh I know exactly which part of me I'm going to lose in those tats.
They're only going to get bigger once I impregnate her.

>>14905157
Would a big, strongfat, cuddle loving jinko work in this situation? I massage her body and feel every part of her wonderful body, even as she blushes not expecting me to think she's beautiful.

>>14905177
Just about anything that isn't a Cait Shit works in this situation anon.
Personally I want that Mayadere but Lazy Cheshire I rolled last thread to order me to let her sit in my lap and then pretend not to notice my boner.

I'm very unhappy with this, but there's no way I'm going to throw away twenty-four days and eight thousand words-worth of work.

Amazon: http://pastebin.com/bKk9uNSF

I want to live on the beach with a sea bishop

>>14904977
I want a CC Alp Boss to serve under!

Monmusu game shows, sitcoms and dramas.

>>14905182
What's with the "the"?

>>14905178
That's nice, but a strongfat jinko has so much potential. You get to feel every muscle in her body,while also being cushioned by her softer parts as she snuggles with you on chilly nights. With her being surprised you like her, as she thinks she's the kind of girl she likes. Also, this strongfat, cuddle loving jinko would be even better if she had a a soft, more energetic voice to match.

>>14905131
Meow

>>14905202
Quit it, my kitty is still in heat and my other female cat already mounted her to shut her up and it didn't work.

>>14905194
Would you bend over in front of her when she asks you to get files for her, and unbutton the top few buttons of your shirt?

>>14905205
>yuri

>"I gotta rescue my boyfriend from my mother! Beware foul creatures of the night!"
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dh1qqLbuBww

>>14905206
You mean be her cute lewd Bishie assistant? Please Anon. What do you think human boys are in the office industry for?

And I'd do a damn good job of it too.

>>14905207
Who are you quoting?

>>14905207
It happened for realzies though.

>>14905128
Sabbath plz

>>14905128
Sauce?

>>14905206
>Anon going full teasing slut in front of their boss
This sounds like some sort of weird wet dream a business MG would have

>>14905199
But with a Chubby Mayadere Cheshire you can cuddle her until she admits that she enjoys it!
Plus the sex is amazing and she's cute when she blushes.

Oi, there she is! She's GORGEOUS! I'm gonna stick my thumb in her butthole and see what she does!

>>14905237
alp no dont do that

>>14904956
Honestly surprised that just posting this artist doesn't make the thread go into a fit.

>Heh heh, that's it Anon?

>>14904935
So has anyone done a quick n' dirty translation of the Basilisk yet?

>>14905237
>Anon was never seen again.

>>14905128
A'ight.

>>14905213
Man, I really need to go and emulate that again.
And apparently I also need caffeine because I made about 7 typos typing the previous sentence.

>>14905128
See anon, you say that lolis are superior and even post pic to back your point up, but without giving us the source we can't truly believe you.

>>14905239
>alp
Wait a minute, are you stalking me?

>>14905244
D-Don't bully me, Bully Cat, or I'll tell the t-teacher!

>>14905250
No, I just know your game.

>>14905225
You saying sex with a strongfat jinko wouldn't be great and look cute doing it, because I think your fooling yourself. You can cuddle her and always know that beneath that soft, great body is a lot of muacle, muscle filled with love for cuddling. Plus you can look her in her beautiful eyes and already know that's she's loving to be with you just as much as her. Also, her heart felt confession to having a crush on you would be amazing and cute to see.

>>14905255
What is my game? I don't think I've ever done that South Park/Steve Irwin thing before.

>>14905221
The Sabbath is looking out for you.

I mean, look at this poor werecat.

>>14905258
Yes, but that pic related just scream Alp.

>>14905237
>Sticking your thumb up an Akantor's bum
I know a little old man and his catgirl partner who tried that once. The old man is stuck on an island in permanent traction and his catgirl was never seen again.

>Pick the squares with street signs
>Just shows an iron fence
Is this a fucking joke, Captcha?

>>14905259
So this is how Big Fat Cuddle Cats are made.

>>14905182
These Amazons are adorable.

>>14905259
Literally nothing wrong with this.

>>14905263
But I never even played a single MH game!

>>14905257
No, I'm just saying that my tastes lean more towards the Chubby Mayadere Cheshire and yours lean more towards the Strongfat Deredere Jinko. Nothing wrong with that, we just have different tastes.

>>14905259
You mean lucky. Puberty was very kind to her.

>>14905259
I don't see the problem here, judging by the look on her face, she seems to enjoy having a womanly figure. plus, now she's much more huggable and can still be given cute scratches behind her ears.

>>14905221

Quality Shitpost there. I approve.

>>14905263
This. Stupid out of left field statement unrelated to anything + dragon picture = Alp.

Stop Fighting! or Let's talk about X! are always popular as well.

>>14905265
The biggest cuddle cats are the best cuddle cats.

>>14905270
That's what you think!

>>14905272
But Anon!
Those tits could kill a man!

>>14905273
She's just going to smother you in her breasts!

>>14905271
It doesn't matter Alp, you can't hide from me!

>>14905276
You people are obsessed with Alpology, stop that and talk about Y!

>>14905259

Vast improvements were made.

>>14905272
Indeed, both taste are of highest quality and for different reasons, for in this case there is no such thing as a wrong choice. May cat girls forever be cute and cuddly.

>>14905279
>Meanwhile, on the outskirts of Alp's house, Anon silently laughs at Alp thinking that he's being stalked

>>14905278
>Those tits could kill a man
>She's just going to smother you in her breasts
Literally nothing wrong with that. There are infinitely worse ways to go out than buried in the huge, heaving tits of a horny catgirl.

>No monster girl version of Cammy.

>>14905290
There is no monstergirl that can compare to those delicious legs

>Loen is on the coloring part of his current drawing
>Miia is next

Second 7 Meter daki soon, it's too bad i'll have to wait a bit before printing it out

>>14905293
If your house was on fire, what would you save?

>>14905282
Please, I bet you want to place your head between her legs and eat her out while she pants!

>>14905286
You are a fool.

>>14905290

What would she even be? There is the question.

>>14905297
>not going down with the pit
Your wai-fu is weak

>>14905285
Wait, is someone out there?

>>14905297
My important documents are in a fire safe, and I have all the art for my dakis on my computer so probably that, and my dogs

>>14905292
Why must you hurt me?

>>14905286
>You will never get shipwrecked on an island inhabited by two Amazon tribes.
>One a tribe of stacked, buff Cat Girls.
>The other, a tribe of stacked, buff Dog Girls.
>They war with each other on a regular basis.
>Both want ownership of you, so as to help give birth to more of their young.

>>14905297
Myself.

Duh

>>14905309
>dogs
How do they like the Pit?

>>14905293
How do you even sleep with so many pillows?

>>14905301

Yeah, what is wrong with that? What, you too much of an manlet to pull it off?

>>14905286

Are you sure anon? Sometimes things don't go as planned.

My ice MG waifu is better at cooking than yours.

Especially Miiafag's though.

>>14905311
I'm sorry, Anonymous

>>14905301
That sounds great, especially since those soft thighs of hers can become great pillows for my head. They would also be great to squeeze you as you keep eating her out, a sure sign she's having just as good a time as you are having.

>>14905304
Living doll?

>>14905312
It's like dog days only over a husband.
Guess I'll have to create peace between them all by impregnating every one of them.

>>14905318
Please, everyone knows that you, gotta get her in a mating press.

>>14905304
Something agile with fantastic legs.

>>14905286
>No NSFW paizuri variant
The other guy got a NSFW variant so why not this one?

>>14905321
You're not the same guy from the /lolg/ threads, right

>>14905321

Well yeah, eating anything the snek cooks would be like putting nuclear waste into your body.

>>14905323
But then she's just going to pull you in closer until you can barely breathe.

She's greedy!

>>14905322
No you're not, you knew exactly what you were doing. You knew that crushing my dreams of a perfect girl like Cammy being a monster girl would hurt me Anon.

But you did it anyway.

>>14905284
I want a Chubby Mayadere Cheshire to pin me down and start riding me, only for me to completely kill the idea that she's raping me by thrusting my hips and kissing her.
I want to see her get flustered.
I wonder what it'll be like when her minions move in with her?

>>14905317
I really only sleep with the 7 meter one since i got it since it's hot where i live right now, and with that it's just enough pillows to let me elevate my legs, use as a normal pillow, and have something to cuddle on both sides of my body, and i also wrap it around my legs a couple times just cause i like the constricted feeling.
If i had the other ones too, i would probably just pile them on top of me so i could be covered in love.

>>14905315
I only sleep with one of them, and she usually sleeps in the part of the bed not occupied by Miia, or at the top of my head.

>>14905334
Anon, you have it all wrong. Crushing your dreams wasn't my intention. That was a side mission
The truth is the truth, my friend. I'm sorry

>>14905327
Where does he even post his NSFW stuff? I've looked all over his tumblr and dA pages and there's not really anything. I need to see Mattie's massive mammaries being ravaged.

>>14905332
>not having amazing lung capacity so you can eat your waifu out and give the maximum amount of pleasure per minute
It's time someone learns that I specialize in pleasuring soft, chubby, thick monster girl who you can also fall asleep on afterwards as a wonderful bonus.

>>14905335
You sir of fine taste, I like he way you think.

>>14905342
I don't think he's ever drawn that actually, but he does have a NSFW tumblr at ipaiwithmylittleeye.
Careful, sometimes he does /d/ shit with his characters.

>>14905335
I'd enjoy something like that, nothing would be nicer than a muscled vampire about to strike me down only for me to wrap her in a hug and for her to stop in shock at it before calming down and making me hers.

Back onto the subject of what the hell Cammy would be if she were a monster girl, obviously Chun-Li would be one of those panda chicks and Juri would be an Arachne. Perhaps Cammy would be a Jinko...?

>>14905202
Down with the Wall Street fat cats!

Well, anon? Your waifu is waiting.

>>14905343
I mean, yeah, it would be lovely falling asleep on her and using her as a pillow but what if she lays on you while she's asleep?

THey're big girls.

>>14905352
Makes sense, since theirs that one greentext with the British Jinko so yeah Cammy as a Jinko sounds amazing.

>>14905349
>Sometimes he does /d/ shit with his characters
I'm well aware of this. Such a disappointment when and avid tit-lover goes into multi-boob and excessive BE.

>>14905352
Cammy would be a Troll. I want an athletic Troll.
>>14905355
There is no refined way to do it, go away Kiyoshi.

>>14905349
>implying the hyper breast stuff isn't /d/ already
I know what you mean man but come on.

>>14905355
You just go ahead and do it?

>>14905349
>Expected some hyper /d/ stuff
>Multiboob and BE
This is basic jazz. The stuff you see at the front door
Man, I actually expected some messed up deviant stuff

>>14905351
Monsters raping guys only to find out that the guys want them to is great every time.
Imagining powerful girls getting that treatment is even better.

>>14905361
Let's be honest, Hyper breasts are one of the tamer and more acceptable /d/ fetishes.
It's just huge tits, there's not much wrong with that unless you don't like tits.

A Basilisk? Seriously? I'm way cooler than a Basilisk, right?

>>14905355
Like THIS!

>>14905364
I'm talking futa anon.

>>14905367
Why must One-Punchlineman permeate every area of my existence?

>>14905182
Those are some sweet cuddly amazons. I really liked that aspect of them.

>>14905357
Just means there's more of them to love, plus that's where having that lung capacity also helps.Also if she lays on top of me, I can just tickle her and that will solve the problem easily and then we can return to snuggling. It also helps to make sure your close to her face, so you can nuzzle it and Eskimo kiss it in the morning, causing her to blush like crazy at being so flattered.

>>14905360

As amazing as Trolls are, I don't think Cammy fits her, What are Karin and Sakura then?

>>14905369
>Tfw you've seemed to pass the threshold where it doesn't phase you anymore that you didn't even notice it on the first go
Ooh. Now I see it. Okay, my bad. I'm apparently blind!

>>14905376
I don't know, stop putting pressure on me man!

>>14905349
>Drawing multi-boob BE futa versions of your own OCs for self-paizuri
Wow, ummm... I expected NSFW and /d/ stuff, but damn.

>>14905365
Exactly.

Nothing would be nicer than finding, say, a black scaled, evil ryu in the woods and for her to stop trying to kill you the instant you show interest in her.

Can you imagine her reaction as she takes you back to her hidden shrine and goes into her room wondering why her heart is beating?

Hyper breasts.
I like big tits like that, to a certain extent.


>>14905375
She's going to lead to a morning session if you do that.

Once upon a time there was a Lilim who visited the woods. There she met an ugly, fat bug. Now the Lilim was nice if not very smart or knowledgeable, so she gave the ugly, fat caterpillar the power of Metal to comfort her, and then went on her merry way.
That caterpillar grew up to become a Moth who could rock the world.

>>14905365
Not really. The reason it's called hyper is because it's extreme. What he does is the same tier as four foot long penises and asses the size of exercise balls. And I say that a guy that loves big tits. But when you get past a certain point it's just silly and you know it. You also know that anyone who does that sort of thing inevitably branches out into far weirder material.

Just best to leave all that stuff at the door when you come in here.

Actually, thinking about it more, Chun-Li is more of a Hinezumi.

>>14905366
No. You're kinda lame.

>>14905385
Did she laugh when people thought that they could kill the metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPMR6pWIoKk

>>14905384
Nothing wrong with that, it will help us wake up easier while also retaining the coziness of staying in bed and I consented to it. Also after our session, we can return to cuddling with one another and massaging her to further help her wake up. A morning session will also be a great way to brighten the mood, allowing for a more positive day to occur and it gives me more chances to feel her soft body and just how cuddly she is, or just how happy she is to be with me.

I want to worship a Troll's giant feet.

>>14905394
Just watch out when she puts on even more pounds because she's pregnant.

I'mma just leave this here.

What happens, happens.
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/Anasheya/411535/Miia-x-Centorea

>>14905397
Why get her pregnant when I can just make her bigger so I can further enjoy my soft cuddly waifu. I'm just a man who only want to cuddle with her, massage her, and making sure she know I love her. I'll also be making sure I give her plenty of tickles and blow plenty of raspberries, so I always get to hear her beautiful laugh and see that wonderful smile I love so much.

>>14905396
Genghis Khan's father told him to take a wife with strong feet.

>>14905401
Anonymous, you're an idiot
Post this in the /a/ thread! you'll get a better reaction!

>>14905401
Oh, come on now.

Cockatrice, gorgon, basilisk.

Anything other petrification mgs left to go? I can only think of catoblepas.

>>14905401
Such things are inevitable.
We didn't ask for it but we just have to accept that it exist.

According to the artist, this is a boy in female form and is still 'straight' for liking girls

You know that feeling of regret you get when you find out something you've wondered about is utter shit? Starting to feel that way about Matsu's NSFW account. Boy's lucky his non-/d/ stuff is good.

>>14905401
I'm not mad anon, I'm just disappointed.

>>14905403
But then you could have a cuddly daughteru and waifu!
And it'll just help her get bigger along the way!

Plus, milky titties.

>>14905408
Ghast for undead and probably a bunch of other DnD creatures.

>>14905414
Anon, just do what I do.
Ignore the story behind it and just imagine your dick between the tits.

>>14905414
Doesn't matter, big Wolf tits.

>>14905401
Even ignoring the main reason that you posted that, the art is just terrible. The shading is bad, the proportions are all off, and the faces just look horrid.

Master...what are you doing?

>>14905414
>Carrying about what the artist says about their pic

Anon, that is a girl and she wants to smother your dick in her tits.

The Order paladin challenged his enemies with this question. Does sex solve everything? A succubus bravely replied, "Yes, it does!"

"Sex solves everything?" The paladin asked.

"Yes sir", the succubus replied.

The paladin smirked, "If sex solves everything, then sex is evil since evil exists, and according to the principal that our actions define who we are then sexual beings are evil". The succubus became quiet before such an answer. The paladin was quite pleased with himself and boasted to the monster girls that he had proven once more that the monster girl ideals were a myth.

Another monster girl raised her claw and said, "Can I ask you a question paladin?"

"Of course", replied the paladin.

The monster girl stood up and asked, "Paladin, does cold exist?"

"What kind of question is this? Of course it exists. Have you never been cold?" The monster girls snickered at the young girl's question.

The young monster girl replied, "In fact sir, cold does not exist. According to the laws of physics, what we consider cold is in reality the absence of heat, not to be confused with going into heat. Every body or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy. Absolute zero is the total absence of heat; all matter becomes inert and incapable of reaction at that temperature. Cold does not exist. We have created this word to describe how we feel if we have no heat."

The monster girl continued, "Paladin, does darkness exist?"

The professor glared, "Of course it does."

The monster girl replied, "Once again you are wrong sir, darkness does not exist either. Darkness is in reality the absence of light. Light we can study and have safe oral sex in, but not darkness. In fact we can use Newton's prism to break white light into many colors and study the various wavelengths of each color. You cannot measure darkness. A simple ray of light can break into a world of darkness and illuminate it. How can you know how dark a certain space is? You measure the amount of light present. Isn't this correct? Darkness is a term used by deviants to determine is they can have handholding sex in missionary position in a room."

Finally the young girl asked the paladin, "Sir, does evil exist?"

Now in despair but also with an erection, the paladin responded, "Of course, as I have already said. We see it every day. I'm looking at it right now. These manifestations are nothing else but evil."

To this the monster girl replied, "Evil does not exist sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of sex. It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of sex. Sex does not lead to evil. Evil is not like lewdness, or love that exist just as does light and heat. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have their dick in a hole. It's like the cold that comes when there is no heat or the darkness that comes when there is no light."

The paladin was then raped by a bald eagle harpy crying tears of happiness.

The young monster girl's name who turned the paladin into a nice submissive house husband and boy toy? Druella.

>>14905414
Well
I mean
Get tits. Get chicks
Lose dick, but you're still straight. Kind of.
Well, it's yuri but it's not yuri
Straight yuri? Is that a thing?
This is the equivalent to Alping but you still like chicks

Man, fuck the story behind the picture. Just fap to the picture and call it a day. Trust me, it makes life easier

>>14905414
Anon, you fail to understand that what you posted is still /d/, and that's why you got blindsided.

>>14905428
Doing my nighlty grinding inf Fate/GO before playing Mechwarrior online.

Milk rations are in the fridge, cuddling will commence once I achieve victory.

>>14905428
Lying in bed waiting for something good to happen.

Just something small even, but something good please.

>>14905428

Uhhh... >>14904958 isn't what it looks like! I was just taking her to the infirmary to care for her alone because the nurse is out!

>>14905428
Oh, you know
Stuff

>>14905366
Nobody likes snake hair. Especially when it sheds and you get massive dandruff.

>>14905428
Idling by here while waiting for the inevitable exam I have to take today.
It'll be a breeze.

>>14905428
Waiting for kanColle maintenance to be done and shitposting on /pol/

>>14905418
I'm a simple man and I find that I don't need kids to enjoy it with the one person i love most, plus I can get her to have milky tits as all I have to do is suck on them a lot. True it will take more time, but the best things in life gets done quickly and it will feel so worthwhile when it happens. We have realized we don't need children to makes us happy, as we make each other happy and have such a strong relationship because of it. A love as strong as ours is something we are proud of and Love every part of her, looks and personality.

>>14905408
Gargoyles.

>>14905428
O-Oh... Well this is Pocket Anubis, she's going to be my personal assistant.
And this is Pocket Dragon, who's going to be my treasurer.

I hope that's okay. I'm sure you'll all get along fine.

>>14905449
We, uh
That already exists

>>14905450
We need chibi versions of other girls too, dangit.

>>14905428
Just doing some shitposting before I go to work.
It's a good way to start a morning.

>>14905428
Wishing I had something to cuddle and talk to, to learn about as today has been a bit lonely today for me.

>>14905428
Trying to finish a chain of greentexts of questionable quality before my 2nd writefag anniversary passes by in Pacific time.

>>14905428
Still fapping to alps, anon roleplaying as a kikimora.

>>14905465
>Still fapping to alps
Jumping jillikers!

>>14905465
>Still fapping to alps
Anon, why don't you have a seat over there
Doon't don't don't worry, you're not getting arrested or anything
This is just, we just want to talk, Anon
This is an intervention

>>14905465
Baggy pants Alps or Alp Alps?

>>14905469
I wonder if they'll still talk like that if you give them an oral injection of spirit energy, if you know what I mean.

>>14905473
cumflated alps.

>>14905474
Golly gee, mister, that'd be swell!

>>14905428
None of your damn business! Now bring me more coffee!

>>14905512
You shouldn't drink that much coffee, it doesn't agree with your stomach and leaves the toilet thinking it got shit on by a Wurm.

>>14905518
How do Wurms even do their business? I know for a fact they couldn't fit into a toilet cubicle.

>>14905524
The same way lamia do their business
Nobody knows

>>14905415
This is the truth.

A bit of build-up would've worked better.
Perhaps just teasing some new Mia and Cerea art that was NSFW. Get anons hopes up first.

>>14905425
Yeah. That artist has a real problem with same-face. Like honestly, the worst I've ever seen. It works for some characters, but on most it really sticks out.

>>14905518
>You shouldn't drink
I will bludgeon you with a mug.

>>14905524
>>14905528
It's simple.
MGs don't poop.

>>14905530
It's an addiction sir, and addiction! It's not as harmful as fapping to Alps, but it's horrible!

>>14905529
That's why he should've posted it in the /a/ thread. get some build up, tease about new Miia and Cerea art
Then BAM! Absolute chaos. Something straight out of a Michael Bay film

What's your pleasure, sir?

>>14905546

She's gone get head pats.

>>14905546
Loli dog-girls.

>>14905546
Treat me like the slut I am!

>>14905546
One order of mofu, please.

>>14905546
Lolicatgirls

>>14905534
I've just remembered when KC said any species could be an Alp.

Alp Dragons.
Alp Matango.
Alp Manticores.

Truly the Alpocalypse will be the end of us.

>>14905559
>Alp's great love is a Black Dragon
>that Black Dragon used to be a guy
Bwahahahaha!

>>14905534
Yes. And?

>>14905546
Do you think MG waitresses/hostesses would get tired of the 'You.' response to that question, or would they take it seriously?

>>14905546
Bondage, Femdom, Blowjobs and Paizuri.
I wouldn't have come to an Arachne club for anything else so please be gentle with me.
I brought some Manticore Spikes too.

>>14905546
Is this one of the serving girls from The Spider's Web? I didn't realize it was Bunny Outfit Friday.

I guess I'll have some rum on the rocks and see where I go from there.

>>14905575
They'd take it seriously every single time.

>>14905559
Would they be awkward though?

>>14905575
>>14905582
This, It wouldn't be uncommon for all dining establishments to have a back room for clients looking for more than just a drink of a meal.

>>14905605
If their chest is somewhat flat, they stutter, and they have no idea of what to do when it comes to sex. Chances are you've got an Alp.

>>14905546
Minichuffs.

>>14905546
Cuddles and nuzzling, also head pats.

>>14905567
It's pottery

>>14905546
Some Tequila and an empty glass.

>>14905546
Gin and 7up. If you don't have that, Sprite instead.

>>14905605
It depends and that's what makes 'em scary. For every stuttering twink you've got a tomboy delinquent with a chip on her shoulder, a stage 3 superslut who will husbando you in 5 seconds or less, or one that's barely distinguishable from the real thing beyond having good pointers on how to fap properly.

>>14905624
Poor Dragon bully. Driven to drink because another boy rejected her.

>>14905638
>how to fap properly
Do we seriously have more than one guy who needs advice on that?

>>14905546
Some Tequila and an empty glass.

Not that anyone will ever get both sides of the joke.

>>14905638
They alped for a reason, I don't want their advice on how to fap. Don't trust it. I don't wanna be an alp too.

>>14905621
Dear God I'm not the only one who's been on /co/ lately...

>>14905651
Pottery is used on /a/ all the time though. Especially in the One Piece threads. Speaking of which, SHARKS!

>>14905651
Lately? One of the boards I lurk
And pottery isn't exclusive to /co/, man.

Are threads near the bottom of 10 autosaging now?

>>14905651
It came from star wars threads on /tv/ though.

>Here
>F-for you

>>14905657
>>14905655
>>14905664
Really?

In the years I've been on 4chan, I never heard it until like, a month ago on /co/.

Right time right place I guess...

>>14905665
Phe-eww! That stinks a lot like love!
>>14905668
Only one thing to do, anon. Lurk moar.

>>14905655
>Big shark with bigger tits
Mmmm.

>>14905655
That's one big shark.

>>14905668
It bled over onto /co/ because of the Rebels threads.

Did you ever see where it came from? The behind the scenes with Lucas in Episode One where he's going on about how awful callbacks were poetry?

>>14905668
Well, you're only option is lurking moar or lurking moar
Personally, I'd chose the first, but I hear the second unlocks a secret ending

>>14905665
I hate it! I hate you! Just die!

>>14905684
Poetry in motion.

>>14905665
Lass, Valentine's day's been done and gone a while now. The time o' letters on paper 's past. If'n your thoughts be of romance, I'll be requesting a simple kiss.

So, what'll it be?

>>14905665
I'll take it and passionately hug her then run away blushing.

>>14905665
(Oh jeez, another girl is giving me a Valentine's letter, If I refuse it she might cry, I don't even know if I like this Oomukade Girl, she's so creepy and she smells funny. No she doesn't smell funny, don't be mean. Just take the letter, and just be careful never to bump into her again, or let her know where I live. Oh god what if she already knows? How could she know I walk this route? She might follow me home and rape me for days on end. What do I do?! What do I do?! Why'd I move to this city?!)

T-Thanks.

I want to watch the room with a kikimorra and watch her brain overheat at the cheating girlfriend.

>>14905665
>>14904935
>"I'm sorry, you're too late."

>>14905705
>It's okay Shoggie, Master loves you too

And that's how Kikkie got cucked.

>>14905705
I eventually got your post after looking at it for around 50 seconds, but a better handle on English would really help you.

>>14905698
Poor Anxiety Anon, he'll be lucky to last a week unmolested.

>>14905665
>"Bane?"

>>14905712
If (as the MGE entry implies) being with a Shoggoth enough causes the two lovers to melt together, would it be possible for a Shoggoth and Kikimora maid pair to become one unified maid?

>>14905718
>get kidnaped by the nerdipede and made into her big guy

>>14905719
>It's you!
>Yes. Me, me, me.

>>14905719
Nope. Kiki would just be assimilated by the slime Thing style. The shogg masters don't actually melt either. It's just all their shit becomes made of shogg. Your dinnerware? Shogg. Your napkin? Shogg. Your suit? Shogg. Your underwear? Shogg. That little tin of breathmints in your pocket? Those are altoids.

>>14905735
Bitch, did you just reference a Matrix sequel in my house? YOU ARE FIRED!

>>14905735
Bad Shoggoth! No doing... Whatever Eldritch thing you did, holy shit what'd you do to that Kiki?!

>>14905742
There is no Kiki. There is only Shog 1 and Shog 2.

>>14905748
Guess we need to Remove™ both then.

>>14905753
But mastah!

>>14905753
kiki pls go

>>14905748
This because of those Cats in the red and white striped Spats, isn't it?

Couldn't just be a normal rainy day by myself.

>>14905753
Better go get my purgin' hat

>>14905763
There is a strict "No Eldritch Abominations" rule on these premises, thanks.
I assure you that's quite standard.

>>14905753
>>14905774

You want I should take 'em off your hands?

I could always use a bit of help around this place.

>>14905772
>purgin' hat
I always remember the german battle bishop who had a stuffed goat on his helmet when somebody says something like this

>>14905753
>>14905772
>>14905774
I thought we all agreed that kikis were canonically outclassed. Please stop.

>>14905791
Who agreed? The crazy guy that calls them non-monsters when they got more monster parts than a kitsune or an elf?

>>14905772
>Have a grumpy old Paladin grandfather.
>Whenever you get in trouble, or some Monster Girl is causing mischief, he threatens to go put on his purgin' hat.
>Comes down from the attic, struggling under the weight of his old enchanted helm, steel armor and greatsword.
>Eventually just tires himself out yelling at people, then collapses on the couch, muttering about how Monster Girls are the spawn of evil and such.

>>14905791
Eldritch abominations cannot be trusted.

>>14905800
But she loves you.

>>14905796
>getting stalked on the way home by a gang of wannabe rapists
>feel your legs getting heavy and heavier until you're thinking about just stepping in front of a bus and getting it over with
>then you hear the sounds of gospel music echoing down the street
>granpappy paladin's patrolling the streets in his pimp mobile with a crew of other ancient paladins
>pulls up beside you
>"get in fuckboy, we're out play bowls and burn daemons"
>"and Jake here's too sore to bowl"

>>14905796
>Monster Girl delinquents playing loud music and smoking out on the street near your house. Cat-calling passing men.
>"That does it! I'm gonna put on my purgin' hat!"
>"Grandad, come on, no..."
>He storms upstairs and descends in his armor.
>Practically kicks open the door. Strutting towards the delinquents.
>Oh no...
>"Whaddya want you old geezer?!"
>"Geezer? Listen here you whippersnapper, I've been kicking Monster's asses since before you were just an urge to fuck in the mind of your father. Turn down that racket! Or I'll give ya a whoopin'!"
>"Oh yeah? Try and make us?! And after we're through beating you up, we're gonna go pay your little grandson a nice 'visit'!"
>She looks right at you through the window, fuck, Grandad please stop.
>"That tears it! I won't have you raping my grandson. Time to teach you some manners young lady!"
>You flinch, and hear the sounds of a brief scuffle.
>Forcing yourself to look. You see your grandfather angrily storming back, the delinquents are massaging their sore, freshly spanked behinds. Limping away.
>Your grandad stomps in, throws his 'purgin' hat' on the ground and slumps back in his favorite chair to watch some more television.
>"Damn, Monster Girls... Thinkin' they can just come in here and... How rude... Kids these days..."
>He falls asleep.

>>14905814
>tfw you will never have a stainless steel Angelica 4WD Wrath Wagon like the old Street Smiters

Damn demons buying them all up to turn them into cock cruisers and rape rods.

>>14905820
Would Paladin Grandad approve of guardian angels?

>>14905835
I've been bad, please punish me!

>>14905820
>Monsters walking away alive
Granddad's gotten soft in his old age

>>14905837
Well you know, they're just kids and he's retired.

Plus they took away his smiting licence. Don't bring that around him though.

>>14904967
Sahaguin...? You're a wonderful person, Anon. Enjoy the view.

>>14905837
Probably didn't want to spend hours getting the blood out of his clothes and oiling his armor. He'd miss watching Judge Anubis.

>>14905835
Back in his day, Angels were nice women who tended to the needs of the unfortunate and spread word of the light.

Now they're all just big-titted sluts, looking to get into the pants of some choir boy.

>>14905845
>>14905845
That he is.

Flat fish are the best, even if they're muscle fish, fat fish, not so flat fish, and everything but flat fish.

>>14904990
>Ushis are nice, reasonable monsters.
Truer words, Anon... Truer words.
Play nice with them and they'll play even more nicely with you!

And now for the update that no one asked for on my 2nd Writefag Anniversary.

I got this done on March 10th, Pacific time. Unfortunately, Pastebin goes by Central.

So have something late, just like everything else I've written, eh?

http://pastebin.com/bCuDfH3K

Special thanks to YBA for scaring the tar out of me and making me feel like I had to write something lest my heart rip apart.

Thanks to everyone here for making me realize that I wanted to write more after the fact.

>>14905846
>Judge Anubis
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdJWAEjdV74

Oh fuck. Can't believe I've never thought of this. Some cynical Anubis judge who does her cases on live MGC TV.

>>14905846
>>14905860

>Judge Anubis

>Is this your boyfriend?
Your hon-
>Was I asking you?
"Yes your honour, he is"
>Case closed

>bezelbub walks in
>gets sentenced to death

>>14905859
This is confusing.

>>14905864
Wait, did the boyfriend win or lose the case? Is that good or bad? This doesn't seem fair, I'm confused. What are we on trial for again?

>>14905860
>'There was no earpiece in there.'
Oh Lord. How have we not weeded out stupidity of this level from the gene pool yet?

>>14905864
>death sentence is just getting turned into a zombie.
>Can only be used once and only in the most extreme circumstances.

>>14905860
>>14905864
>Case where Anon takes Manticore to court for rape.
>"Well first, this Manticore pulled down my pants, and she gave me a blowjob in public, I tired to resist and then her tailpussy latched onto to my face and she spun around and forced my member inside her... Rear end, And then sh-"
>"It was actually my vagina, ma'am."
>Anubis and audience start laughing.
>Anon starts laughing too, thinking he's won the case since she's just admitted to rape.
>Judge speaks to Anon.
>"I'm sorry, but we're just messing with you kid, Monster Girl on Human rape is legal here, take him away Miss Manticore."
>"With pleasure!~"
>Anon protests while the court applauds them like a couple leaving for their honeymoon.
>"Ah... I hope he gives her plenty of kids... Alright. Next case..."

>Play payload pubs everyday recently from roughly 11pm-5am
>TFW starting to notice the regular players on the same servers night after night

>>14905916
What does this have to do with us?

>>14905859
Haaaa, good fun.

Some sentences felt a bit long for a greentext, but it was nice. Reversed-expectation healing is the best kind of healing.

>>14905897
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9yuDdCyQhs
Anon referred to this as "community service" when he refused to leave the house again unless she wore this. NOW they're even.The babies came "shortly"after...

>>14905920
wrong general, whoops.

Desert Region can into space!

>>14905934
They can into squashed face too apparently.

>>14905934
>That custom-fitted space outfit.
>Even the space for her cute little ears.

I want her in my space crew!

>>14905864
I want to go on Judge Anubis and sue Wonderland!

I went there expecting to get raped by my ideal Wonderland girl, and I instead got no wife, and no rape. They told me it was "tea time" and I had to wait until next week, but the brochure said they were they were open.

I hope Judge Anubis will take my side so I can get my Wonderland Wife out of the lawsuit.

>>14905934
The artwork brought this sequence vividly to mind - https://youtu.be/KDLS3IEhoiw?t=2m5s I'd love to hear an Anubis speak of something all reminiscent and proud like this.

In before "can't spell 'ignorant' without 'IGN'" and Halo hate! This was simply the shortest video I could find.

>>14905934
Boooooring, I'd rather travel with the P'Orcs in space.

They're the biggest and the strongest!

>>14905949
Better yet, you'd probably get your choice out of all single Wonderland Girls.

That's more than most men can hope for, where it's whoever gets to the man first gets to have him.

>>14905958
Of man, that sounds great. A whole bunch of lovely Wonderland Girls, all lined up. I don't think I could choose one. There'd only be one way to solve this.

Wacky dating TV show to determine who wins my hand in marriage!

>>14905949
>Anon encounters the grinding horror of Wonderland bureaucracy
>not even the Queen knows what she's doing, it's just a big machine that sucks in happiness and monster girls and spits out insanity

>>14905960
It's going to end up like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K69AyDJqZso

>>14905963
>We call it bureaucracy, it's a self aware machine that's always adding new parts to itself.
>"Do you know how it works?"
>"No! Isn't it wonderful?"

>>14905960
We'll start with the riddles, move on to the chess and have thje advanced mathematics for the grand finale!
Any questions?
>Uh-
Good!

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please be sure to read up on your Oppai Sabbath material.

The oppai loli familiars and witches are looking for oniichans who can pat their heads and massage their breasts.

got a couple idea for you
1.A team of various insect girls, that take on a group of humans with a well organised plan.

2.A succubus that gets up the corporate ladder with out sleeping her way up. has a rivalry with a human woman

3.A boss of a company unknowingly has a demon secretary. and one day he absent-mindedly signs one paper too many....

>>14905966
>it's a self aware machine that's always adding new parts to itself.
>"Do you know how it works?"
>"No! Isn't it wonderful?"

Fucking Kicksey Winsey. I bet the dwarves did this!

>>14905934
Ah, my most fervent and beloved dream...

>>14905983
Interesting ideas. Now what makes you think you'll make a good member of the /mgt/ team?

>>14905960
>>14905964
>"Uh, bacherlorette number 3, the Jubjub, if I was an ice cream, how would you eat me?"
>"I just want to stuff your fat, throbbing cock between my tits. And just milk you until you're a moaning mess, begging for me to stop. But I'll just keep going, because I want you to never forget what I can do to you~."

Anon's gone way over his head with this.

>>14905983
1

>>14905991
I have no clue
I just give crap out that somebody else might fleshout

>>14905984
I blame wizards personally.

>>14905992
I'll just ask the girls safer questions. Stuff like

>What is your favorite Spongebob episode?
>Do you enjoy exciting days outside, or relaxing days inside?
>What do you want out of a husband romantically (And don't say cum I can hear you giggling already Number 2 that doesn't count as an answer)