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My boss caught me looking at naughty pictures of Flan on my lunch break. Can you guys testify that she's actually 500 at my termination hearing?

>> No.14908775
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14908775

>when I said I wanted to eat out Flan...

>> No.14908796

>>14908766
Are you suggesting that your workplace has no problem with employees spending time looking at naughty pictures of 500-year-old women?

Where do I sign up?

>> No.14908947

>>14908796
He's suggesting he will be fired for looking at images depicting a young girl.

>> No.14909603

you all actually believe that someone on /jp/ has a job

>> No.14909747

I need to see the naughty pictures in question before I can give you an opinion.

>> No.14910180

>>14908766
Just show him the wiki

>> No.14910191

No, because she's 495. Get out of /jp/ you fucking secondary. Your kind sicken me.

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Congratulations!

>> No.14910254

Show him some grown up flan-chan pictures.

>> No.14910257

Show him some toddlercon Flan-chan pictures.

>> No.14910485

>>14908766
nope! I'm gonna tell ur boss ur a pedo!

Promotion inc!

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>>14910485
Come on dude, that's a really mean and scary thing to say, even if you are funposting. Don't even joke about that.

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>>14909747
>>14908796
500 year old women

>> No.14910692

>>14910675
D F C

desiccated flat chest

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>>14910191
No, she's actually 508. Learn to count, faggot.

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>>14910692
>>14910675
Would you?

>> No.14910857

>>14910191
When flan said she had been sleeping in the basement for 495 years that didn't mean she was kept in there for as long as she was born

>> No.14910869

>>14910675
Those twintails, though.

>> No.14913751

>>14910844
Ryoko is a more sympathetic character, but Aeka is my personal favorite.

Sasami/Tsunami is my favorite outside of the main two.

>> No.14914094

>>14908766
Your boss is an idiot for not giving you PROMOTIONS

>> No.14914840

>>14913751
>Sasami/Tsunami is my favorite outside of the main two
Speaking of 500 year old lolis...

>> No.14914933

>>14909603
the jay is at least 70% normies now

>> No.14915046 [DELETED] 

http://www.mindistortion.tv/iwantyoursoul/?i_am=Ninii

Please help

>> No.14917662

>>14910191
She's been locked in the basement for 495 years you secondary! She's lived for over 500.

>> No.14919104

>>14913751
>not Washu
Shittest of tastes

>> No.14924000

>>14919104
Experienced natural childbirth, vagina is irreparably damaged even when she's in fake loli mode.

>> No.14924318

>>14924000
But that's what vajayjays are FOR

>> No.14924373

>>14924318
We live in more civilized times. There's no excuse for putting your vagina through that sort of experience.

>> No.14924419

>>14924373


Anon, that kind of talk means the terrorists win, you die out while they make babies.

>> No.14924439

>>14924419
Cesarean sections.

>> No.14924460

>>14924439
have you seen those scars

>> No.14926581

>>14924460
I want to do a ceasarean creampie...

>> No.14928985

why is /jp/ sfw if no one here has a job

>> No.14938998

>>14908775
This.

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