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First for wights a best

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Anubis senpai is too good for us.

Reminder that anubisfags will shamelessly admit that the biggest reason they like their waifu is that she'll make up for the fact that they're too irresponsible to lead lives of their own.

Remember to trust a tiger's catculations.

>>14892161
I was already turned off the second she said she "had" a first love. Fucking slut.

I miss the Spooky times

>>14892163
>Anu Bis, desu. Yoroshiku

>>14892169
Calvin & Hobbes taught me different.

>>14892161
>There's a part of her womanly heart you'll never have
Unacceptable.

>>14892174
What did it teach you about little baby tanukis?

>>14892150
This Anubis is more of an extreme OHOHOHO in my professional opinion.

>>14892166
>implying

I just want a hot, smart senpai gf with a /lit/erate streak and fluffy ears. It's not my fault Anubis waifus are perfect.

You guys do know how Tanukis in mythology have huge testicles, right?
What if the MG Tanukis had huge breasts to reflect that?

>>14892163
that was supposed to be a hellhound actually, someone drew it in response to a greentext.

>>14892181
Not cool man, not cool.

>Finally get your flat high-school hellhound GF to come to your house
>Show her your room for the first time
>She sniffs the air "It smells like...ya know...stuff...you been doin' ecchi things in here?" she averts her eyes and begins to mumble off
>"Uhh" you give tentative kaugh "I guess you caught me? You can smell that?" you're embarrassed, but there's no point in lying
>She mumbles more while looking at the floor
>"What?"
>"...What do you do 'it' to?"
>"What do you mean?"
>"...When you do 'it' what do you use ...for help?"
>"I think of you, I guess."
>Now blushing she continues to not make eye-contact "..That's not, it's, uh, ...come on" you can't make out much before she starts mumbling again
>"Wait, so you'd prefer if I thought about or looked at other girls?"
>"N-No." she sits and buries her head in her knees, hiding her face, as smoke begins to trail from her now hidden eyes

What do?

>>14892208
Show her my Jojo figures.

>>14892208
"Do" "it" "to" her.

>>14892208
Wow, when did I become such a womanizer?

>>14892208
Kiss the fool!

So I read this.

http://pastebin.com/15fwCYAU

I don't mind a story being told form a girl's point of view, but having the story constantly refer to me as [you] and telling me I'm the girl is just fucking Alptastic.
Please don't do it like this.

>>14892208
>Hellhound/werewolf sence of smell
Oh shit. I bet they can tell more than just the fact that you wank. I bet they can tell how often too

>>14892218
This desu. Not exactly a limping sad cunt, but it really breaks my immersion if a YOU isn't a virgin or something along those lines.
Also never realised how right that writefag who wrote the how to write monstergirl fics guide was when he said everyone here thinks they're a fucking cold as ice ninja that would never get caught and raped. I spent half the time reading a story doing mental backflips and shit, it's insanely edgy.

>>14892222
>You don't want to feel his big throbbing cock split your womanly lips. You don't want t bit your lip as he thrusts in to the base
What are you some kinda faggot. Seriously though, I thought not having it second person with a girl MC was common sense

>>14892161
>eating more than 1 man
Sluuuuut!

>>14892163
>>14892204
So OCD Nerdhound that gets mistaken for an Anubis. Poor girl.

>>14892208
>I think of you
That's a lie though and all girls know it. You beat it to porn like the dirty slut you are.

>>14892245
If Shirou faps to Tohsaka's anus, I don't see why anon-kun couldn't fap to Heckhound.

>>14892227
>everyone here thinks they're a fucking cold as ice ninja that would never get caught and raped

I think it's more about them being forced to do something they aren't willing to than it is about them being untouchable ninjas

If you tell someone that they're gonna be raped by a species they dislike, it's fairly normal for them to answer that it wouldn't happen

>>14892171
Agreed, the thread would benefit from being a bit spookier. I propose killing the paladinfags and having them haunt us.

>>14892259
If you strike them down they will become more powerful than you could ever imagine.

I'm moving and am about to be in between jobs for at least a bit, so this is my last shrine update for awhile

>>14892161
Source?

Reminder that Meer is worst girl and a shit.

>>14892269
But Kenobi fucking died and all he could do after that was spook shit up, how is that powerful?

>>14892274
Who?

>>14892270
But how will you waifufag without a steady income?

>>14892283
Prostitution. Might sell a kidney. You know how addicts get.

>>14892278
He was going around phantom-fucking all the cute imperial girls in the deathstar shower rooms after that, like in those invisible man doujins. It didn't come up in the movie.

>>14892245
Ya got me.

Still doesn't change the fact that I've already punched my ticket and am gonna be riding the express train to Poonsville (population: HER) tonight.

>>14892292
>lying to get Hellpussy
3dpd tier husbando, would not give daughteru

>>14892283
Well, not working 56 hours a week for a bit should give me some time to work on learning to draw better

>>14892310
>56 hours a week
Starting to understand the snakepit

I'm licking a slime!

>>14892317
But you'll get all slimy

>>14892317
You goddamn pervert

What does she tastes like?

Heres a Google Translators Guide to Moonrune

For when your browsing sites like Pixiv

http://pastebin.com/6pwJJWfT

Remember i have suffered to get these

>>14892327
I have seen many terrible things, my mind is tainted, someone save me

>You'll never open a mysterious tome as a kid barely older than a toddler, left to wander around home by your own devices by shitty negligent distant relatives, your real parents killed by the infamous truck-sama
>You'll never knock a whole bunch of shit down, resulting in the book falling open in your lap, your eyes scanning the runes and words your mind is too young to comprehend
>It'll never release a seal on an aeons old demon, summoning her then and there, her usual hellfire, damnation and smug attitude falling completely flat against the uncomprehending gaze of a child
>You'll never entrap her in an eternity of servitude using your superior kiddy wits
>There was a clause that guaranteed submission until the summoner spoke their demand, or greeted the demon. "Oooh." Didn't count.
>Stuck for the moment, she'll never look around and take in your living situation
>She'll never whisk you away to grow up into a fine man and summoner by her side
>You'll never grow up alone with your demon onee-chan

>>14892302
Well, ya know how it goes- You tell one Lilim you don't like her haircut when you're barely old enough to shave, then she curses you to only ever attract outcast girls with big hearts (Nerdhounds, Wheelchair Amazons, etc.) and to die horrifically the minute you actually start to even think you love them back, forced to see the look on their faces as you do, only to wake up back at square one again, over and over, caught in an unending loop of heartbreak and agony until you're nothing but a hollowed shell that once resembled a human being.

I just thought she looked better with a ponytail, is all...

New girl after Hakutaku yet?

>>14892341
1) post a better version

2) has anybody heard when the serialization is coming out?

3) An Elder Sister
>Elder
God dammit Charon

>>14892366

Nope.

>>14892224
>you will never make monstergirls pass out with you string aroma when they get within ten feet of you
But that would require some serious masturbation. You just can't win.

>>14892369
It's gonna be my new favorite manga when it does come out. We need more mg romance manga. Just romance, no harem shit

>>14892382
>>14892369
So, seriously? This is actually happening?
Anime when?

>>14892381
>But that would require some serious masturbation. You just can't win.

We'll see about that.

>>14892382
>just romance
Bestial wanton lust or bust.

>>14892387
It's catch 22, you're spending all this time doing so something to keep montergirls away from you, everyday, by the time you go out to do something, you're all worn out, and chafing. Plus you're blowing through your income buying aphrodisiacs and lube.

>>14892393
I crave what I've never had, shoot me. If I just wanna fuck something and feel good, I'll use my hand

>>14892401
>I'll use my hand
What skill!

>>14892401
>shoot me
I would.

>>14892405

>>14892369
>something precious
>yfw she takes your PS4

>>14892386
Not sure how it's going to work considering everything he draws is 300% lewd.

>>14892393
>He doesn't want romance
Faaaaag

>>14892410
You guys are like jehovah's witnesses.

>>14892327
毛娼妓 / 毛倡妓 is for Kejourou

although you won't find much with the first one and the second one has art from a series I'm not familiar with

>>14892418
>he has the hopes of a 1950's old maid
Gaaaaaaaay

>>14892421
Thanks friend, My mind needs rest from the things ive seen

>>14892419
>you guys
What?

>>14892337
Post the one where the guys says he only likes lolis

>>14892421
Random guess, is it Nurarihyon no Mago? Only series I can think of off the top of my head that has a Kejourou in it, and I think her actual name is Kejourou.

>>14892415
>with a thousand young
That boy works fast.

>>14892428
I'm to kind a person

You can't have the romance without the rape, but you can have the rape without the romance

Thus rape > romance

Or you can be a sissy and date a gentle girl who won't rape you but what's the fun in that?

Any day now a new girl will come I can feel it

>>14892435
Of you can date a rape machine and not be a faggot about it when she tries to fuck you. Because its not rape if its consensual.

I'd like to be hugged by a soft Yeti girl.

>>14892433
This is why slimes are the best.
And this is the best slime.

>>14892427
Romancefags. If we all ended up in MGE or it came to us preferably, fuck not having indoor plumbing or central air or internet; you'd get sent to Eros' faction. Then you'd go out telling people to fall in love and do lovey dovey stuff with monsters, annoying the hell out of men just looking to get their jimmy wet and monstergirls looking for a quick snack, and getting punched in the face by little timmy for telling him he should pick one girl from his kindergarden harem, you Nazis.

>>14892430

Looks like it.

>>14892435
Can't I get a girl who rapes me and then loves me and is gentle? She can still get all the sex she wants, aslong as she loves me and is nice.

>>14892435
What.

>>14892460
You just wanna whine like a little bitch. And that's fine. But don't use my post as a pretext.

>>14892472
>truth=bitching
Don't piss on my dreams if you don't want to get smacked the fuck up.

>>14892466
Of course you can, as long as you can man up and endure a little bit of rape, you can have all the love and gentleness in the world

>>14892460
You seem upset, Anon. Why don't you take a waifu from the box over on that table, it'll cheer you up.

What about monster girls with braces?

>>14892480
I didn't. All I said was we need more romance manga without shitty harems. I didn't say we should get rid of all the shitty harem manga. Your shitty harem stuff will still be there. Shitty harem.

>>14892480
Is this post ironic or are you actually 12? I can't tell.

>>14892491
Monster girls with braces deserve to be bullied, especially canine ones

>>14892491
With the size of the fangs on some of them, they're gonna need girders more than braces.

>>14892494
Wasn't talking about manga. Your taste a shit. Yours.

>>14892491
Even worse than glasses. Bin it.

Is 4chan slow for anyone else?

>>14892513
I was. My first post was talking about manga. Can't be helped if you wanna go on a bitch tangent.

>>14892528
Try harder fucboi.

>>14892533

>>14892491
>enthusiastic fellatio followed by a trip to the emergency room
No thanks. Maybe if it was frecklesxbraces

>>14892542
At the risk of playing into your hands, I don't understand.

Wish Kimihito liked Dead Space.

>>14892150
I wanna bully Anubis by replacing all her legos with pogs!

>>14892551
Oh, I just didn't have a suitable smug monstergirl face. I need to save more.

Would scratching a kobold's tummy get the same reaction as doing it to a dog?

>THE TIME HAS COME
Mayuri Judgement is subbed!
Okay, it was a few hours ago, but...

>>14892573
TO PAY THE RENT

>>14892582
Certainly it is a cause for concern for fans who may have spent a wee bit too much pre-ordering the special edition. Such is the life of a Japanese anime fan sometimes.

>>14892449
Yeah? Well I want to be engulfed up to my neck in a slime girl, or wrapped in the coils of a lamia.
Really, I could go for any sort of full-body hug.

>>14892590
A FACT'S A FACT

>>14892593
How about her squeezing you hard enough to make you pop? I mean, like cracking joints, not bodily harm.

>>14892573
You talking about that writing contest announced a few weeks back?

>>14892449
>>14892593
Oh yeah? Well I want a Holstaur to encourage me to sleep on various soft parts of her body like her lap and tits.

>>14892573
Still need to watch S2, but hurrah etc.

Zatoichi lizardman.

How do big meaty paw girls put on clothes without stretching the fabric out?

>>14892593
I want a Flow Kelp to make a sushi out of me

>>14892602
That's like an "instant relaxation" button for me.

>>14892613
That'd also be pretty damn comfy.

>>14892613
>>14892641
Pfft. I want to sit a mantis on my lap and clean her blades while she coos and whines because she can't kiss me.

>>14892626
Chuuni as fuck.

>>14892659
Is that bad?

>>14892649
Well I want cuddle with a Kejourou and be covered up to my neck in her hair

>>14892618
Oh, the dub came out a few hours ago as well

>>14892673
Yeah? Well I want to help a ryu shed her scales and bully her exposed, sensitive skin with tender licks and caresses.

Regura finished the Scorpion girl image that got posted awhile back
http://i.imgur.com/8o03SfH.png

>>14892697
I want to pour Dried Slime Concentrate into the local pool!

>>14892724
I wonder how faceless self-insert man feels about his current predicament.

>>14892729
Too far.

>>14892573
I still want to fuck a clock.

>>14892732
> " Shit, this bitch is bugs. "

What would happen if you gave this to an arachne to drink?

>>14892747
Is that even legal?

>>14892729
I want to take out a vampire loli's milk fangs!

>>14892747
She goes full circle, becoming ultra sober.
Also has the possibility of becoming Fry from the futurama episode where he drinks a hundred of them.

>>14892753
why not
its just the same as drinking 2 cups of coffee instead of 1

>>14892760
>imperceptibly fast spiders the size of a buik
WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I DONE

I want to give my Arachne waifu a mix of energy drinks, fertility boosters, and aphrodisiacs on a full moon!

Would you force-feed your undead daughter regular human food even tho she wants papa's milk just like her mommy?

>>14892760
What if you give an Ushi-Oni 100 cups of coffee?

>>14892771
Unleashed death.

>>14892782
The rape train is now a rape bullet train.

>>14892780
>undead daughter
That's broad
>not giving her your milk
For what purpose?

>>14892775
Have fun being sexed to death anon, I know I would

>>14892775
You are dangerous boy...

>>14892786
I'm jumping in the kikikhepri pit and I'm never coming out.

>>14892786
>rape bullet train
Now I have the image of an Ushi-Oni with a jet pack in my mind.
I also have a stupid idea that involves an Ushi-Oni taking over the Wil E. Coyote cartoons. With a shota who always bests her. But I mean it's a stupid idea.

>>14892806
>Ushi-Oni as Wiyl E. Coyote
I want this so badly now.

>>14892788
>That's broad
Every undead deserves love, especially Ghosts, Mummies and other neglected ones

>>14892782
She'd be half drunk and half psyched up, that's a terrible idea

>>14892491
DENTAL PLAN

>>14892806
> Ushi-Oni taking over the Wil E. Coyote cartoons
Series of the cartoon will be very short.

>>14892775
RIP in resse's piceces Anons pelvis.

>>14892771
>Give an Arachne a sip of the strongest coffee in the world
>From her perspective everything slows down to a crawl
>We're talking that one scene from Days of Future Past here
>Nobody can even react as the Arachne scuttles through the city, producing web at an extreme rate and using it to mummify every man, woman and child around
>From your perspective, you're now suddenly bound in a web cocoon, orgasming and cumming buckets as the sensations of spiderpussy sex to fast to comprehend catch up to you

>>14892415
>high happiness index for when SAN levels are low
I love this.

>>14892837
So basically Fry after a hundred cups?

Any of you ever read The Other Side of the Ceiling by Oyster? I want to see that with both men and monstergirls.

>>14892831
Not if it plays out like the actual cartoons; Ushi-Oni wants that cute track and field star shota. Ushi-Oni always buys from Lilim Co. And all of the gear she gets blows up in her face. The series would end with Ushi-Oni giving up and going home, and the next day, when the shota realizes he's not being chased anymore, he checks in on the Ushi-Oni and tells her that he loves her for always chasing after him.

>>14892860
Never heard of it, but if we're talking about reading things, I just ordered A Roadside Picnic and after I read it I'm going to cheeki every breeki and demand art of squatting Kikis.

>>14892727
That's a thick, fluffy tail on a cute, huggable wolf girl.

>>14892868
>Lilim Co.
Boo! It should either be Liches Inc. or just keep it Acme for maximum effect.

>>14892877
I thought about Acme, but I went with what I thought would be a good MG substitute for it. I failed. I failed and I brought shame upon my family!

Anon~

>>14892885
What is it Alex?

>>14892885
would make whole/10

>>14892885
Could you... you know... put those claws away?

>>14892885
Nope, I'm getting the plasma cutter. Fuck you.

>>14892904
That's kind of rude, senpai.

>>14892885
I think Jontron said it best:
"Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. SOOOOOO MUCH NOPE."

>>14892868
Stealing this for a quick story blurb.

>>14892869
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/837740/605a464f1c/
I don't recommend anything else by him, his stuff is really rough, but I liked this one.

>>14892912
CHILDS!

>>14892912
YOUR EXISTENCE IS RUDE!

>>14892885
I'd make her whole if you know what I'm sayin'.

>>14892912
Man that's guro tier.

>>14892885
>>14892912
Please don't eat me.

>>14892935
I believe that's because it IS guro.

>>14892935
No it isn't, nobody's getting hurt.
>>14892936
Stop bullying abominations!

>>14892912
pls delete guro

>>14892942
I thought she was cute.

>>14892938
You sure? We can, you know?

>>14892951
I deleted it already, jerk!

>>14892955
Nigga if you"re posting shit like that you don't get to yell at anyone. Thank you however.

>>14892963
I saved it from these threads, don't see how I'm at fault here, nobody called it guro back then, buggerit.

breakdancing dragon

Which monstergirl can help me forget horrible things? NO MINDFLAYERS

I read some stuff on Trans people and Body dysmorphia, and I had an interesting thought.

Monster girls with Body dysmorphia that go through magical treatments, chemical cocktails, and extensive surgery to become human girls. Still full of demonic emergy, but their body is of a human woman.


>Manticore girl always felt unconfortable with her body growing up.
>Keep feeling like she should not have wings or tail.
>Shaves off all her fur and has no urge to hunt men like a manticore normally has
>Decides after college to undergo the procedures.
>"Mom, Dad? I need to tell you something. I always felt uncomfortable in my body, and I am Transitioning to become a Human"
>Next on A & E: The brave montergirls and their struggles as they transition to become human.

Bedtime stories, discuss.

>>14892982
Delinquent Alice

>>14892988
>read some stuff on Trans people
WHY

>>14892988
>>>/lgbt/

>>14892988
for what purpose

>>14892988
Is this bait?

Echidna who hates kids

>>14892987
Mindflayers.

>>14892982

>>14892987
Easy, just get a nightmare to help you. They can manipulate dreams to make them more favorable and can help you forget easier.

>>14892988
Anon what the fuck are you doing

>>14892990
>salamader telling her daughter of her greatest battles
>Vampire mother telling her daughter of how her father raided her mansion armed only with a dagger and some garlic
>succubus mother retelling the most non lewd romantic times with her husband

>>14893029
>a dagger and some garlic
So she'll have to wait until she's older to hear the version with the whip?

>>14893015
Stupid cute Mink.

>>14893011
Would make a nice story
would she be unable to bear her own children and thus hates them? or is she one of those vengeful lonely types? or is she just a bitch?

things can be done with this

>>14892988
I wonder who can be behind this post

>>14893055
Just hates kids, you go for what her motivation is. Just cause you got a big dick don't mean you got to do porn, ya dig?

>>14893062
>Just cause you got a big dick don't mean you got to do porn
Does not compute. Dick goes in vagina, video goes online!

Vamp mosquito who's hemophobic

stay at home Valkyrie

>>14893065
But you get paid so little, a legit carrier would be more financially beneficial.

>>14893067
Impossible, DE prevents those issues.

>>14892988

I was honestly inspiried by that Pastebin story of the Kikimora who plucked out her own feathers and cut off her bird legs in an attempt to be more human and catch her masters eye.
Then I thought: what if a monster girl was doing similar stuff because she felt like she was born in the wrong body, and wanted to be a human girl?

Elf who hates herself and her big honking knife ears

Pfft. Nothing personnel... kid.

>>14893074
Do you suck dicks?

>>14893074
ARE YOU A PETER PUFFER?

Kunoichi who just wants a normal life but her sisters are always conspiring for her to use her skills.

>>14893084
Too dark. There. I said it.

Clumsy mantis that can't hunt for shit

demon who doesn't like paper work

>>14893084
SHEEP OF THE EDGE

>>14893099
Racist.

Diabetic Honeybee

>>14893113
Nah there's nothing wrong with a bit of color but she's two shades away from being tar black.

>>14893108
Sounds adorable.
Does she have a fat fanny that gets her stuck in small spaces?

>>14893114
Wilford Brimley please.

I want to teach Anubis-Senpai how to masturbate herself.

>Sitting behind her
>One arm around her shoulders to hug her close to your chest
>Looking over her shoulder, you can smell the flowery spiciness of her hair
>Her paws are clutching at your arm like it's the safety harness on a rollercoaster she's about to ride
>With your right hand, you hike up her skirt and tug down her cute pink panties
>Now the lesson can start
>She tenses the moment the tip of your forefinger touches her lips
>Her tail goes wild, wagging back and forth as much as it can trapped between her back and your chest
>You show her how nice it is to rub like that, just over the surface for a little while
>You both sink into a calm little trance as you rub her, spreading warmth and wetness all over her sex
>Anubis-Senpai's breathing slows, syncing with the rise and fall of your chest
>She relaxes to the steady pulse and rhythm of your heartbeat thrumming through her back
>And when you're sure she's lubricated enough, you tell her to watch as you slip your forefinger and middle finger inside
>She feels so lovely, soft and slick as you slide your fingers in
>Pressing against her upper wall, you rub back and forth, holding her close as she leans back and moans, eyes closed as if howling to the moon
>She's so cute when she moans like that
>Wanting to take things further, you show her how to pleasure her clit, and ensure that she's watching, trembling in excitement, as you ever so gently tease into the hood and folds hiding the little nub
>You know the exact moment you brush against it
>Anubis-Senpai goes rigid and tense like lightning is coursing through her entire being
>She lets out a sound somewhere between a happy whine, a sigh of bliss, and a yelp of surprise
>Before settling on gasping when you continue to rub your fingertip over her hypersensitive pearl
>She loses control of every muscle in her body, only stopped from sinking to the floor in incontinent pleasure by your strong grip across her shoulders
>Your hand is covered in fluid, warm, but quickly cooling in the open air
>You can just about feel the contractions of her inner walls as she climaxes uncontrollably
>Even when it's over, her legs are jelly, to wonderfully weak and wobbly to stand on
>So you sit as you are, letting Anubis-Senpai lean back against you
>It looks like she enjoyed her lesson.

>>14893112
Oh god, now if we had a picture of her posing with kukris or some totally impractical fantasy blades.

>>14893123
Both me, what now nigga

>>14893129
Guntana

Pacifist nerdy Hinwzumi

>>14893132
Give me a fat bottomed mantis and get the honeybee some insulin.

>>14893125
This is just plain wrong! You shouldn't joke about Dickless-kouhai's problems!
>>14893140
No, a katana and a revolver, and she plays Russian roulette with the revolver before every battle!

>>14893140
I was thinking more along the lines of completely useless spikes and weird shaped ones.

>>14893153
How about dual-wielding keyblades?

>>14892988
The whole body dysmorphia idea is interesting. Imagine a harpy who thought she was a lizardgirl, and refused to fly, who genuinely thought she had a tail.

Giant Slug Ballroom Dancer

>>14893158
It's funny because birds evolved from dinosaurs!

>>14893156
Works for the useless fronts, but those don't look dangerous enough. Give me a minute.

>>14893170
How about dual wielding gun-keyblades?

>>14893146
>Dickless-kouhai's problems!
Eh?

>>14893171
>gun-keyblades

That's not actually a thing, is it?

>>14893175
That greentext at the start of the thread was written last thread, when someone told us his lifetime of masturbating prone has had serious ramifications for his dick and that he now has to learn how to fap with his hands.
Anubis-senpai likes to help, you know.

>>14893181
No but we can make them a thing.

>>14893171
Ok, yeah that sounds ridiculous enough.

>>14893194
Don't forget that one has to be jet-black and the other has to be pearly white.

>>14892806

>>14893187
Oh, right.
I genuinely just want to lovingly finger an anubis to orgasm, though.

>>14893197
You are wonderful Sketch-kun.

>>14893197
Eh, she'll be okay.

>>14893197
Luckily Ushi-Oni are Deadpool-tier indestructible!

>>14893112
am i missing a joke?

>>14893195
Not black and red? She already has white hair. Wool. Fluff, whatever.

>>14893244
You make a good point, but now we can't call them Ebony & Ivory or Yin & Yang.

>You will never take a nip of potent Hellhound milk, straight from the source, and then gently cradle her boob and exclaim: "Now THAT is a spicy meatball!"

The red one could be Sin and the black one Punishment.

>>14893259
No, red is Passion, black is Oblivion. It's not a reference to anything, just something only she understands through her unique suffering.

>>14893264
I am holding my head in shame.

>>14893258
Now that's a depressing thought.
>your Hellhound will never unleash her lust on you after you hook her up to a Holstaurs milking machine

>>14893272
Pfft, it's cool. Not like ANYONE gets her.

>>14893278
Is she an amnesiac?

>>14893282
Yes, and she has a mysterious past she discovers through fragmented, nightmarish flashbacks.

>>14893274
Milky hellhounds are olev.

Our kitty got in heat before we got her operated and now she's purring about the house with her ass in the air.
I need a Werecat-butt to stuff my face into.

>>14893289
I don't know what to do anymore, you nailed it.

>>14893274
Oh boy I'm just in time to bully the Hellhound!

>>14893303

Purring is probably one of the lewdest things to exist.

>>14893320
>yfw that really is taotaka's face

>>14893325

She looks creepy as fuck but she's so innocent. You could probably trick her into sucking your dick in exchange for a hamburger, she simply wouldn't know better.

>>14893292
Just as milky Arachnes are.

>>14893333
Because she's innocent and such a glutton she may bite your dick to try to appreciate the taste, no way I'm putting it anywhere near those razors.

>Nerdy Hellhound's breasts are starting to develop
>And she is a late bloomer for sure
>All the other tit monster monster girls try to turn her into one of them, at the cost of you and her weekly game sessions together.
What do?

>>14893340
Tell her lies about how the titty monsters are actually trying to bully her. She will be scared and the only one that can comfort her is me.

>>14893340
Suck on them while she attempts to play vidya.

>>14893340
Tell her not to fall into peer pressure, she's fine the way she is. She's a unique girl who I love for just being her self, plus our gaming session help keep the bonds between us strong and healthy. I want to hug and cuddle her close and tell her she great the way she is now, for it's one of the many reason I love her.

>>14893340

In the animes and mangas they say that having a boy rub a girl's breasts makes them bigger. We can just do that while playing DkS or Borderlands or whatever.

Makoto wouldn't lie to me.

>>14893334
Too true.

>>14893340
Oh HELL no.
If she's going to be a titty monster then I'll make her one on our own time.
She's not missing DnD for that.

>>14893347
FAT SQUIRREL TATS

>>14893347
A girl with a tail that fluffy simply cannot lie

>>14893366
Proper mofu should occupy at least 1.5 times the volume of the girl it is attached to.

You know what I want? I want an adult Lich with black, non-revealing robes, goofy white gloves and a SHAVED HEAD, her hair replaced by flowing magitek picomachines.
Yeah.

>>14893360
It can even become sentient!

>>14893401
>SHAVED HEAD, her hair replaced by flowing magitek picomachines
That's a deal breaker.

>>14893437
Even if it shines in bright colors?

>>14893401
Is there a specific reason for this or are you just into that sort of thing?

>>14893458
Yeah, because it'll still look ugly.

>>14893462
I just think we need a nemesis for the Weresheep with dual-keygunblades.

>>14893464
Well what if we don't shave her head and just mix the stuff into her hair like shampoo?

>>14893478
That's okay.

OK anon, it's time for you to answer the ultimate question.

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/mamono

See that link?
Click it.

That is your Kohai.


Do you notice her?

This got made last night.

>>14893484
>Werecat.
I guess. She's pretty generic.

>>14893484
>Thunderbird
Hard not to, she turned the Light Music Club into a proper band.

>>14893488
Niiice.

>>14893490
werecat kohai wants you to scratch her ears!

>>14893491
Yeah, it would be hard to not notice that kohai.

>>14893488
Old McDonald had a farm~

>>14893484
>Hobgoblin
Hard not to notice her, short girls with big tits stand out in a good way.

>>14893488
It's nice. I would post mine but it's not related to the thread.

>>14893484
>Alice

Fitting. But I'm clueless to these kinds of things.

>>14893484
>Lich
That's a first. Why not.

>>14893484
>Mantis
Yes, gonna make her blush as hard as I can.

>>14893484
>hobgoblin

getmeutofhere.jpg

>>14893484
>Dormouse
Nope

>>14893484
>Hinezumi

yes

>>14893484
>Amazoness
Well, it looks like no one is going to bully me if I have a 2 meters tall, buffed kohai following me around

10/10 would notice everyday

>>14893484
>Akaname
Meh.

>>14893292
Definitely. It'd be wonderful to drink the warm, spiced milk straight from the source while a hellhound holds you to her body.

>>14893497
Good.
Pat her head... Pat it!

>>14893499
That's not very good, kohais need to be noticed by senpai lest they get twitchy

>>14893502
Good, she deserves noticing for her knowledge.

>>14893503
That's good, she'll be squirming beneath your hands.

>>14893504
Don't do that anon, she just wants to be noticed by you.

>>14893505
You too, notice her lest she start following you home...and then inviting you over without permission.

>>14893506
Good!
She'll karate kick your heart with love.

>>14893511
Pat the head
Pat the head!

>>14893484
>Demon Lord
Who?

>>14893484
>Shoggoth
I'm not sure if I have a choice in the matter

>>14893516
Awww, but she has such nice things she can show you with her tongue.

>>14893522
You gon git raped.

>>14893523
You gon git a girlfriend.

>>14893484
>Bicorn
Nope. I'll sooner finish losing my eyesight before that happens.

>>14893484
>Familiar

Ehh. Maybe she is good as a friend, but nothing more

>>14893530
>Demon Lord as Kohai
>Only get raped
Wew, I got off easy.

>>14893521
>Pat her head... Pat it!
I'll pat her head until she's had her fill then pat her some more!

>>14893539
>Not noticing your cute familiar kohai

Failure as a senpai. I'll show her true affection and steal her away from you.

>>14893484
But I want a senpai!

>>14893521
Maybe I'd notice her if she was actually cute.
Plus she'd have to notice me first.

>>14893532
Don't worry senpai, she'll get you to notice her even if she can't see.

>>14893543
Please, rape is but the beginning.

>>14893544
Good.
You are properly caring for your kohai.

>>14893539
Notice her senpai!
NoTIce HEr

>>14893548
Senapi can't have senpai's, that's crazy!

I want to be taken down, down to Goblin Town to dance, magic dance!

>>14893545
Go ahead, my heart belongs to that Dragon teacher.

>>14893548
You get a senpai when you complete the psychoanalytical analysis of your kouhai and avoid her failures so you can successfully get a senpai of your own to notice you.

>>14893484
>mandragora
>flat
>foot fetish enabler
NO

>>14893602
Yes!
She'll make senpai notice her even if she has to scream.

>>14893484
>Baphomet
We're turning this bitch into a cake no matter what.

>>14893611
Thank God for earplugs.

>>14893484
>Cait Sith

Pump n' Dump who I ditch and leave heartbroken.

>>14893484
>Merrow
Well, I don't tend to hang out around the pool very often, but when I do, she'll probably do some neat tricks to get me to notice her, or just drag me into the pool.
Good thing I can swim, albeit not as well as her.

>>14893484
>dark priest
It's sort of hard when she is constantly trying to convert me... I mean, the fallen godess doesn' sound that bad.

>>14893484
>Kobold
Taken home.

>>14893521
>kohais need to be noticed by senpai

Suddenly imagining her standing there fidgeting with the hem of her dress, trying to get my attention without realizing she's exposing her panties. And as I get more and more aloof (read: shy), she becomes curiouser and curiouser about it.

>>14893617
So long as you notice her, that's fine.

>>14893624
You could at least defur her.

>>14893636
Good, notice her senpai!

>>14893639
Very nice.

>>14893652
Even better, she's been noticed by senpai.

>>14893654
Notice her senapi! Notice her!

You're about to be bullied by your Older Sister. What do you do?

>>14893484
>Youko
I'l notice her. I'll notice her real good.

>>14893663
Honk her boobs.

>>14893663
Ask her to stop.

>>14893663
Kiss her and see what happens.

>>14893663
Accept the natural order of things, hope her boyfriend let's me borrow his car when I try to pick up chicks.

>>14893663
A true older sister doesn't bully, she protects and dotes on.

>>14893663
Fight back, who the hell does she think her lil' bro is?

>>14893664
Notice the tails!
Notice the tails!

>>14893678
>her boyfriend
Dense anon strikes again

>>14893686
Notice them with your hands.
Notice them with your dick.

>>14893688
What, are you saying that handsome rogue with a tan and dyed, delinquent hair is actually me from the future?

Is anyone going to write about those operators going to the research facility that went dark, only to end up getting hunted by an Ushi-Oni and her many horny daughters?

>>14893678
>>14893694
Anon, she doesn't have a boyfriend. That boy your talking about was only a really short relationship that she embarrassingly cut off when she realized the boy was actually an Alp trying to get close to you. But don't bring it up, she's really self conscious about the whole event.

>>14893663
Cry until she chokes up, stops, gives me a hug and makes a snack for me to eat while she apologizes and we play games!

>>14893716
Wait, are you saying my sister sabotaged my only chance at scoring with a hot older girl?! THAT BITCH!

>>14893728
It was a tanned Alp with dyed hair and delinquent clothes. It would've never worked.

>>14893197
Sketch-kun why must you always be so good to me? This is stupid thought #6 you've done a picture of. And for that you are my nigga and will always be my nigga.

>>14893735
B-but I could have, I, I mean, I...

>>14893742
Now now Anon, do you wanna sit on your older sisters lap and let it all out? It's for the best.

You'll always have at least one hot older girl in your life.

>>14893749
Y-yeah. There's always auntie Emily, she's smokin'.

>You are the prince of a sovereign nation
>It is your birthday and many of your subjects have brought gifts to you
>There is currently a loud banging noise coming from the palace roof

So, what or who do you think is making that loud noise anon?

Perhaps it's a strange gift gone awry?

>>14893763
Nah, I'm sure it's fine. Time for a nap.

>>14893763
I tell the some of the guards to go investigate the noise and find out what it is.

>>14893763
Ah, that's probably Elora, the yandere Gargoyle. We should go give her some birthday cake. And by "we", I mean Expendable Red-shirt Adjutant.

>>14893763
I'll answer it, I hope it's the Older Sister knight I've always wanted, I wonder what species she'll be! Or maybe it's a mean old fat Dragon who'll kidnap me and make me her crown jewel!

So exciting, my training as a Prince has lead up to these moments!

>>14893763
It's the queen of the spider pussy kingdom wanting to give me my usual present: RAPE.

>>14893763
Send the guards to investigate.

Which one of you runs that Monster Girl Maid Service?

I'd like to report a defective Kiki, she appears to have gone yandere. Is a refund possible?

>>14893763
That'll be my Ushi-Oni bodyguard, letting me know she's dealt with a few dozen more moronic assassination attempts.

And that she'll be down shortly for her reward~

>>14893663
Tell mom.

>>14893790
Yandere is a quirk, not a defect. Quirky girls actually cost extra, the repoman will be by shortly to confiscate some assets from you. The maid can stay, of course. We're not unreasonable.

>>14893790
>Defective
It's a feature.

When are we going to get a harpy from Not-Egypt?

>>14893790
Relax. She just wants to give you a piece of brownie before you go to bed.

Next thing you'll be telling is some confusion over hew new chainsaw and hockey mask

>>14893800
Horus?

>>14893763
Send the guards, for I am much too weak and frail to do anything.

>>14892150
Anyone got the screencap of this greentext from last thread?

>>14893807
Why do you need something like that?

>>14893803
Horus a shit, Angron best boy.

Which MG makes the best yandere?
>my vote goes to Lich

>>14893802
Living on a boat sucks.

>>14893790
No refunds.

>>14893814
Dormouse or Jubjub. Because.

>>14893803
Yeah, technically we already have got Horus since it was believed that the Pharaoh was his living avatar or something like that but I'd love it if we got one based off of the real deal.

>>14893796
>>14893799
What I ordered was the standard, brown-skinned Kikimora maid to clean my house while I was busy at work.

Everything was fine, but when I had to work overtime she got incredibly suspicious and paranoid, muttering about me 'flirting with that Holstaurus skank at work'. We went for coffee once.

It damages my work career when I have to wake up to her staring at me like that, with a knife in her hand. I also suspect she's putting something in my food. She seems to get more pleasure than usual when seeing me eat.

>>14893663
Tell her that she's just jealous because mom loves me the most! Otherwise she wouldn't come in my room and sleep with me every night!

>>14893827
>She seems to get more pleasure than usual when seeing me eat.
All women are biologically hardwired to be attracted to men who eat big meals. Not fat guys, just men who eat well. It's about the whole fitness and being able to obtain sustenance thing that comes with evolution. It's just fine.

>>14893833
You still sleep with your mommy? What a loser! No wonder your older sister bullies you!

>>14893814
Yandere Wurm, she's too stupid to realise what she's doing is wrong and too incompetent to actually do any real harm.

>>14893814
Ushi-Oni. Shirohebi's a close second.

>>14893814
Glacies

>>14893814
Any lamia

>>14892204
>>14892239
Kind of inevitable without any of a Hellhound's more distinctive traits...

More wild fluffy fur, eye flames, black schlera, ashen skin...

>>14893833
Man, if you had an Echidna mom your sisters would hate you, because you're so obviously her favorite.

For an Echidna to give birth to a man would be the greatest accomplishment one can hope for.

Expect to be bullied.

>>14893837
I usually go to sleep alone, and then I'll wake up in the morning with my mom clinging to me and my legs and naughty place is all sticky. She's been so alone since dad died...

>>14893827
Just get a girlfriend. That'll get her to back off.

>>14893827
That's just proper pair bonding.

>>14893860
I did, then she just stopped speaking to me. Like literally mid-sentence during a phone call. Some sort of strangled noise.

I hope she's okay.

>>14893200
A worthy and wonderful goal.

>>14893814
Mantis. She just wants to protect you from those WHORES. Why won't you accept her live anon? Is it because of that Jinko neighbor? Or maybe it's your Succuboss at work... WHO IS IT ANON?!?!?!

>>14893484
>Mantis
...I honestly don't think she'll give me much of a choice in the matter.

Unless she's so ninja about it that I literally don't notice her.

>>14893848
If you had an Echidna mom your sisters would know that you're a boy and that you deserve to be loved and pampered. They wouldn't even mind that you get so much attention, because it's only natural. They would be sure to all let you know that they love you, and all your onee-sans would have to develop a schedule for holding you in their lap, and all your imoutous would have to take turns sleeping in your bed, on the opposite side of the onee-san who is sleeping to your other side.
sometimes they just give up and carry you to mom's bed and all sleep holding on to whatever portion of you they can.
That's what brothers are for, after all.

>>14893870
Eh. Who knows with women. Try getting plenty of other women to "mark" you. The Kikimora will know she's an outsider now.

>>14893882
I want this. I want this so badly that I'm crying right now because I'll never live this scenario.

>>14893763
Send one of my doubles up to check it out. Nothing funnier than watching some monster think she made off with the crown prince only to find out she got a peasant lookalike. 90% of the time they don't even care and I never hear from them again.

It has been getting harder to find new doubles lately though.

>>14893882
But what about when I get older? And I want my own privacy?

>>14893809
Posterity?

Saving it to my folder so I can read it whenever?

>>14893763
It's the Dragon! She's come to kidnap me!

>>14893915
No chance of that.

Good luck masturbating without one of your sisters walking in on you.

>>14893920
>Quick! Get the wine and chocolates!

>>14893928
But anon, that was my plan all along! Hopefully the first one to catch me is my strong, deliquent Manticore onee-san.

>>14893930
>Servants hurry about getting rose peatles and playing sexy music and putting red velvet everywhere in the bedroom

>>14893920
Pray that she's gentle.

>>14893915
You'll get older and you'll only need more attention to make sure that you turn into a healthy boy. After all, with so many sisters, there's at least one who can help you with anything you need.
As far as privacy goes, you'll just have to ask all your imoutous and onee-sans to leave you alone. They'll do it if that's what you want.
It doesn't matter that you're depriving your baby sister of her daily headpats ( you know, the ones she needs to grow up big and strong for brother-protecting), or that your oldest sister has waited all week for the chance to lie down on your bed and watch you work on something on the computer and give you a backrub while whispering about how important you are to her, no.
If you want privacy, you just have to ask, even if that means that you have to watch your sisters shake and wander around aimlessly, suffering from a critical case of brother snuggle withdrawal. even if that means that your short imoutous won't get the chance to hug your legs and say " I love you, oniichan! " and your tall imoutous won't get the chance to but their breasts on your head and say " I love you, oniichan! "
Even if that means that your older sisters have to get even more fierce about pampering you when you allow it, down to where you're barely allowed to feed yourself or change your own underwear.
You monster.

>>14893930
>>14893940
Hurry! If we can please the Dragon, she might lower our tribute!

Get the prince into a revealing outfit at once!

>>14893949
Do we go for Careless Whisper, Lets get it on or Hello? This soundtrack could be life of death people!

Imagine human Kingdoms grooming second sons to be Monster Girl tribute husbands.

>>14893770
>>14893773
>>14893774
>>14893779
>>14893783
>>14893786
>>14893791
>>14893805
>>14893903
>>14893920
>The banging is getting louder
>That female guard wearing green still hasn't come back
>What the heck could that b-
>BOOM CRASH
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjkGGMxyxiA
>As the dust settles you're already frustrated because you know exactly who it is because that annoying girl on the magic broom has a boom box playing her music
>She does this everytime you have a birthday, EVERYTIME! You've had enough, you're gonna tell her off!
>Before you can yell at her for being a kidnap happy whore she's already taped your mouth shut, grabbed you, and tossed you into a Clown Copter