/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Post pics of your cocks guys!

>>14897033

>>14897033
after (You), dude

>>14897129
is that really yours

>>14897129
That's a very nice cock.

>>14897129
kiree~

>>14897129
>cock pics

ONE STAR
http://onahodouga.com/archives/55484260.html
ONE
STAR

I'm bored of my toys now, i own the puni dx, lolicono and the rina , i dont get much pleasure using them now like before. I feel like i need to evolve to the next step now, prostitutes? . Is there any onaholes that absolutely trumps all others?

I'm also looking into a meiki plush but it's way to expensive, any alternatives? Dont say use pillows because i want reliasm.

>>14897847
How to prostitutes?

Do you go to message parlors and wait for one to touch your dick?

>>14897900
>>14897847
There was a site floating around that listed those massage parlors but I imagine it'd be simpler to just get an escort.

Or, crazy thought here, just go outside and meet an actual nice girl.

>>14897918
>actual nice girl

No such thing exists.
Or at least that's how I justify my autism.

>>14897926
They are nice for as long as they are attracted to you. Please don't believe any of that "just be yourself" bullshit.

>>14897945
>"just be yourself" bullshit
What do you mean? I don't want to go full PUA if that is what 'works'

>>14897952
You don't have to be a PUA, you just need to have something to offer and not be a complete doormat. The majority of women have multiple men in their lives who are potential romantic interests, why should they choose you?

>>14897969
Can't think of a reason they should.

Brb, gonna go have a sad fap.

>>14898009
If that makes you sad then maybe you want to change. Good luck with it, it took me a long time.

Was looking at nls trying to figure out what to get for my first larger hole/hips, and saw this gem: http://en-nls.com/pict1-2537?c2=9999

Had a pretty good laugh.

>>14897002
Hi guys. First time buyer here.

How do I make judgements on onaholes besides the box art? I think I bought one just for the box art, should be coming today.

>>14898351
read reviews

but desu i bought my first one based on aesthetics (stt kana) and i haven't enjoyed any subsequent one more (roa, loliho, lolinco, cocolo)

I received my insert air pillow today (with its Houtengeki cover). This was amazing. That was the fastest cumming I had since I started using onaholes, I didn't even last a minute I think (it's usually between 10-20 minutes).
Probably because it was the first time, but it's certainly worth it — made me want to try out the "daisuki hold" air pillow.

I need more holes fitting inside though, this was with VA:A.

>>14898407
Idk, I think I'm thinking with my dick too much. I feel like it's hard to be objective when artists that I know and love do the art for the box.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00ATKQV18

>>14897553
I agree. It's hardly pleasurable at all. Literally my hand is more pleasurable than Puni DX.

>>14897847
>realism
>>>/out/

>>14898423
Thanks, i have been on the edge of ordering the air pillow, i feel comfortable now and have ordered it alongside with a seventeen Bordeaux and a daisuki hold.

>almost 8Kg

http://en-nls.com/pict1-44078

>>14898407
>stt kana
Did you get that shipped to USA? Any customs problems?

>>14898430
huh

Tomax pillow hugger is shit fuck you for recommending it.

any thoughts to lilith spiral wave and lilith spiral dots

I'm looking for high intensity and I heard that the dots-version is better for that but the wave-version looks also very tempting!?

>>14899103
wait, you are using it WITH an onahole right?

Could use some advice. I bought my first onahole; mouth of truth. So what's the best way of enhancing the experience? Do you guys look at POV pictures to simulate the feel or fap to anything? I realize this is a dumb ass question.

>>14899316
I match the activity to the porn.

It's not like you have to set some candles around the house and put on Marvin Gaye.

You're sticking your dick in a pieces of plastic, m8.

Should i use a condom or lube?

Should I clean it before I ream it?

>>14899405
You definitely want to use lube but you can ues a condom too if you're willing to sacrifice feeling for cleanliness.

Just make sure neither the condom or lube have any silicone in them.

Condom depot is pretty good about listing the type of lube each condom has pre-applied.

>>14899316
i just used my imagination, shit feels so good.

>>14899316
get a Google Cardboard and use your ona with VR porn >>>/t/vr

>>14898523
What's wrong with the puni soft?

>>14899490
It's just not very stimulating. The tunnel is boring af as well. Not worth it. I've tried some other hips like Cocolo, which is more pleasurable but is too much of a bitch to clean.

>>14899497

Of course it's not very stimulating, it's soft. It's meant for a more gentle and slow session. I really like this hip mainly because of how fucking soft and squishy it is, it's a huge blob of ass all over my dick and I love it.

One of these companies should make a hip with this level of softness, but dual layered for people who want a more intense experience, I'd buy that right away.

So I just got myself an Air Usahane blow up doll and.... I sort of regret my decision... Anyone have one of those as well?

>>14894619
Z-zero replies

>>14899666
nobody replied because it's a stupid question and the answer should be obvious.
nice satanic trips btw

>>14899512
Wait, I think I'm talking about a different hip. I'm talking about the regular Puni Ana DX, not Fuwatoro or SPDX.

>>14898674
Someone get on this review

Also
>>14895355

>>14898674
Wow, this is what I've been looking for

>>14899128
If you want the Wave just get the Succubus Wavy Ripple instead. It's basically the same thing but cheaper as the additional spiral doesn't do much. My Spiral Wave died and I intend to replace it with a Spiral Dots or maybe even a Succubus Dots instead.

>>14899535
>I sort of regret my decision...

What was your experience with it? I heard a lot of anons saying similar things.

>>14899421
Yes

>>14899666
If you use them, take them. Unless you'd prefer buying new ones.

>>14899316
>first onahole
>mouth of truth

I made the same decision. The teeth kinda hurt at first but I'm starting to like it.

>>14898423
Just missed the delivery for mine. They picked up the pink slip I signed so hopefully I'll have it tomorrow.

Does anyone have the link to the site that sells the gigantic 1000 dollar asses?

>>14900221
no

What's a good hip with a pussy and ass for a big dick? Most look like the dimensions just aren't right. Preferably not too terribly expensive since it won't last more than a couple months anyway.

>>14899316
>So what's the best way of enhancing the experience?

Cut out the teeth. Mostly everyone agrees that its a design flaw. It feels x10 better without those teeth getting in the way.

>>14900221
It's been posted multiple times. Go through the archive and find it yourself.

>First Big O
Well worth the work

>>14897847
>>14897900

I went to an asian massage parlor the other day because I saw it on my way to work.
Paid $50 at the door.
The qt thai girl led me to a table shower and playfully jerked me off for a bit.
After that I got a okayish massage and was told it would be $120 for full service.
I told her okay and after about an hour+ of fucking I finally was able to finish.

Id say stick to toys; sex with condom kinda sucks.

>>14898674
>>14899799
>>14899919

Judging by my experience I've had with another one of A-One's large hips, Siri (Butt) Girl, I'd be a bit wary of this. There will probably be no difference between the vaginal and anal tunnels (that's even said on NLS's site), the material will probably be too firm (personal preference, I prefer squishy butts), the anal entrance will probably rip after a few uses due to firm material not being as elastic, and it will be a COMPLETE fucking bitch to clean because of the deep, closed-ended tunnels and the plastic skeleton making it a pain in the ass to open the tunnels up so you can wash and dry them.

The size and weight of this alone, though, is very appealing, and the big tits are nice. Because of all the cons though, I think it would be better to get the SPDX (do not own, but have heard a lot of good about it) or make a larger investment on a meiki plush + busty ai-chan (or other oppai of choice) combo. The plush ran at $130 last black friday, and ai-chan is normally $200, but went down to $175 at around the black friday time. This way you can have a full sized fuck toy, use your onahole of choice, have nice soft boobs to squish and bounce, and dress her how you want.

If you really want it though, fap first, then if you still really want it, get it. That's the Golden Rule.

>>14899799

For swimsuit size just look up her measurements (should be in the paste).

I'm very interested in Hotpower's tits, and plan on getting them at a later date. I'll just announce it here I guess when I decide to get it.

>>14900730

er shit wait measurements are on queencat's site.

How necessary is air drying?

I can't really leave my onaholes drying for hours on end in the open, so I generally dry them as best as I can with a micro-fiber cloth, and then put it in my cabinet, in a toy bag. (Which is by no means air tight.)

Is this bad?

>>14900827
Oh god

>>14900832
Depends on the hole, I guess. I usually do the same thing you're doing though and it's been fine so far.

What does everyone typically plug their warmer into for best results? Afraid I'd end up roasting some circuits just plugging it into just anything. Best, consistent results?

>>14888221

Got one reply in the last thread but I'd like more feedback.

In case you're wondering, I've been cursed with a 4-5" Asian dick when erect, but I am pretty girthy though.

>>14899316
ehy ditto here, i received it last monday. Is it normal that the ending tunnel inside is not straight but goes to the upper side of the onahole? i mean if i touch the upper external part of the MoT i can feel the tunnel inside. If i push the lower part i can feel only the plastic.

Anyway i love the teeth. Its my first onahole and i think i got that dgs thing cause i cant feel any texture when i put it inside it

>>14900265
Don't cut out the teeth, keep it as a novelty onahole and get something else as your main.

>>14899979
my lilith spiral dots hard is coming soon this week i think. i hope it is going to be good

>>14900895
>What does everyone typically plug their warmer into for best results?
A USB port. You're not likely to fuck anything up ever, it's just a matter of how how you want to get and how much you want to risk your hole melting. Any risk of damage isn't to your electronics, it's to your hole.

>>14900975
I kind of regret getting uterus hard. It's too stimulating and my dick gets really sensitive really quickly.

>>14900980
Ah. Thanks. Yeah i had it plugged into a working USB, didn't seem to warm too much maybe i was expecting too much. I was aiming for 3d body heat i guess. I did fool with it a bit(warmer wise, ~15 min) and added a bit too onatsuyu for my tastes. First time ona user. Squamate hard/onatsuyu combo with warmer. it was wonderful nonetheless. Still fiddling. Gurun gurun/onatsuyu(less ona, more warmer) tomorrow.

>>14900123
Fucking a blow up doll wasn't the experience that I thought it would be. (virgin)

I have trouble fantasizing while fucking the doll as well.

I just used isopropyl alcohol to try and undo some laziness and I am pleasantly surprised with the results. Smell is mostly gone, I'm assuming that another treatment tomorrow should clear it right up.

16kg onahole when?

>>14901153
If you were using a computer USB port those are known to run on the cooler side. Try a phone charger instead if you want thing hotter, but be sure to keep an eye on your setup and test the hole with a finger before insertion.

>>14900265
>Cut out the teeth. Mostly everyone agrees that its a design flaw.
I for one, don't; so let's test that theory, anon: https://strawpoll.me/7042312

>>14897945
there is no " yourself" to be.

>>14897969
why should he choose THEM?

So I'm waiting on my first onahole to be delivered, a Venus real. Bought some toysheart lube that is being shipped with it. Is there anything else really needed?

Also according to the seller's site I can just turn the hole inside out to clean it easily, is that legit or will doing so just fuck it up?

>>14901897
Tomax holes can take it, but it will shorten the lifespan. Venus Real is so loose anyway that it's easy to clean without turning it inside out.

>>14900468
Thanks for the story anon.

I have to give this a try sometime.

>>14901961
>loose
Fuck. I'm barely gonna feel a thing aren't I?

>>14901970
Who knows. You may need to give it some time and maybe not fap for a while.

>>14899535
I have one coming but I got a $6 chinese one from alieexpress.

If it's shit I just toss it. No regrets.

this bad boy arrived today :3

also?
are these legit?
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-shipping-Adult-sex-toys165cm-japanese-silicone-sex-doll-Inflatable-woman-real-silicone-sex-doll/32539484882.html
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Inflatable-doll-for-sex-rubber-woman-realistic-blow-up-doll-silicone-vagina-sex-doll-real-love/32550648100.html
are these really like the pictures? it looks really suspicious

>>14902278
>alieexpress

I'm going to go with no.

But feel free to grab some and let us know!

>undervaluing my package without me asking for it

Thanks?

>>14902373
It's a shame that I've been so busy with work and life I haven't fapped in weeks. And I have zero urge to.

The worst feeling.

Is the Mouth of Truth really as great as the reviews tell it is? Never used a bj hole before, and i've been thinking of getting one today.

>>14902389
I don't own it but I've seen many people talk about it in the threads. It seems like a love/hate hole. Some people say they don't feel anything and teeth get in the way (before they fall off), while others say it's great.

First Toy, Tenga Flip hole black, the best choice ever, 60 bucks and tons of pleasure, anime onaholes was my first option but for the price range not really worth when I can get a tenga for a couple bucks more, easy to clean and feels great

>>14901246
it's gonna evolve like RAM or some shit
>>14902388
damn me too
just stop being a NEET for half month and I've already missed the time shitpost on 4chin

>>14900827
What hips are those? They look like they have a nice ass.

Does OtonaJP usually send their stuff with fake price written on the package?

The only instruction I wrote when ordering was for the description to be Toy Figurines (since that goes through Estonian customs like a breeze).

They wrote that, 13$ and marked it as a gift.

It's nice to skip paying the EU VAT%, but seems like the tracking for the item stopped when it left Osaka, 3 weeks ago (I can imagine stating the worth of the contents wrong could cause trouble if checked).

My Lolinco Virgo spent 10 days in the post office next door without my knowledge, since usually the arrival goes through customs and invokes an text message notification.

>>14902664
>look like they have a nice ass.

The best ass.

>>14902752
see
>>14902373
I guess it's standard.

>Epacket is consistently faster than EMS
It's sorcery.

ITT virgins.

>>14903181
I know, in a world of endless debauchery and pointless hedonism, isn't it wonderful?

>>14903181
You act like you even get a sticker for losing it.

>>14903294
Alright, where do I buy one? My god they look good.

>>14897918
Rubmaps
They used to be free to read everything but then they jewed out.

You can find prostitutes on your city's backpage pretty easily

>>14897002
Man OP pic is super lewd this week, I wanna coerce a busty housewife into rubbing me off while I film her disgusted face!

>>14900827
>The meme ass rides again.
I like it.

>>14900827
>>14903294
Just one question. When the hell are you going to give us a vid of those wonderful asses getting some love?

I want to see that. And to be able to derail threads in other boards.

Don't judge me. Only God will.

>>14902388
How is the poco pen thing?

>>14897002
I want to get an onahole or something like it off Amazon. I'm tired of fleshlight and similar products that use removable sleeves, but I have a few questions.
Are there any toys where the inside is also modeled off of a real girl?
Are there toys that feel better than real?
What should I look for if I want the toy to last?
What has a good tight inside?
Any recommendations?

vacuum witch is literally a 10/10 hole
I had an average first impression, but after using more and more often, its probably the best hole i've ever purchased
even BETTER than the lolinco

>>14902388
>$500+ worth of synthetic vagina

>>14904362
>Are there any toys where the inside is also modeled off of a real girl?
yes, but they're probably shit

>Are there toys that feel better than real?
venus real is supposed to feel pretty realistic

>What should I look for if I want the toy to last?
read the pastebin for overviews of the best brands

>What has a good tight inside?
>Any recommendations?
Lolinco for a tight loli hole. If you want even tighter and are not too concerned about snapping your penis check out Virgin Age: Admission.

>>14904379
fug, all these recommendations are pressuring me to buy it, but I've already dumped so much money in this hobby

>>14903294
Please get the fuck out you attention whoring retard. There's nothing impressive about those asses except that they're 1000$ retard bait which you fell twice for. Go kill yourself, stop shitting up our thread.

>>14904379
Lolinco wasn't that great desu.

>>14904460
But what if I want to abandon all semblance of it feeling real and want it to feel better than real? Dose that exist?

>>14904476
there's so much variety in texture, material, softness, suction, etc. that you can't just say if something feels better than real or not without trying it

just splurge anon, but for the love of god for your first holes buy the most recommended ones, not some no name that no one ever mentions, because most holes are meh or shit

>>14904486
I'll do that, thanks for the advice, if you could recommend a starting hole I'd appreciate that

>>14904493
these are some of my favorites...

lolinco - tight loli hole with hymen (high pleasure, but kind of a bitch to clean, my absolute favorite)

mouth of truth - best oral hole by far, has plastic teeth which might hurt so be warned

super sensation anal sensei - flippable, meaning that you can flip it inside out for easy cleaning and drying

squamate - super soft, doesn't feel durable but feels like fucking and cumming in a cloud

real/riaru hip - cute butt, has drain hole for easy cleaning

nurse's uterus - soft with suction that increases the longer you use it

onatsuyu - lube

>>14904530
How dose the nurses uterus work? Is it mechanical in some way?

Got my doctor prescribed anti fungal cream today. Now I guess I gotta throw out all my old holes to be safe to not infect my dick again, right?

>>14902541
Aren't the tenga flips supposed to be on par with the average onahole, so mostly preference anyway?

>>14904628
Can't you just boil them away?
I'd just ask your doctor.

>>14904573
I don't think they designed it with increasing suction in mind, but mine does it.

Anyone had any luck with these?
http://www.queencatadulttoys.com/factory-seconds-masturbator/

>>14904628
Learn to wash your dick first

>>14904357
Been swamped.

Haven't tried anything yet.

>>14904652
>I'd just ask your doctor.
Please do this.

PLEASE.

>>14904769
Patient doctor confidentiality, he can't tell anyone else, and I'm sure he gets worse.

>>14897002
>this fucking bottle

Is it just standard pepe in a cute container or something?

>>14904775
My doctor is not male

>>14904781
They still aren't going to care.
They deal with dicks, they can handle it.

Just say,
"Hey doctor, I've got a couple hundred dollars worth of male masturbation tools which I'm worried might be contaminated, can I clean and reuse them, or do I need to get rid of them?"
And then if she says you can clean them, ask if boiling water will be enough, or if you need to go further.

>>14904790
wew lad

>>14904796
Just do it very formally, and keep a straight face.
Maintain eye contact the whole time also.

>>14904799
I think you are overestimating my ability not to fuck that up

>>14904807
Practice with your friends first if you need to build up confidence, or in front of a mirror.

>>14904815
>friends

>>14904822
Ok, call your mom up?

>>14904530
I just ordered the majority of those on a whim

>>14904790
>Anon gets nervous
>Opens his mouth
>Hey doctor, I've got a couple hundred dollars worth of masturbation tools which be contaminated, I use them...

Saturday can't get here fast enough.

>>14904871
damn, godspeed anon

be sure to give your impressions later!

>>14904628
>fungal cream for your dick

God damn you must be a filthy fuck.

>>14904379
Comments like this make me tempted to buy it, but it's a hard hole and I don't do hard holes well. Dammit.

>>14904646
They might be on par in terms of quality, but the price playing field isn't level at all and the flip gimmick makes them only marginally more easy to clean but noisy as fuck. The sensation is describable as "okay" for all that too. Really, it's not worth it.

Sup Onabros, Which do you prefer: J-:Lube or Onatsuyu?

Personally, I can't feel a significant enough difference. J-Lube is maybe slightly slimier in the proportions I mix it, but not enough for me to feel it in my fap.

>>14904379
Can you post a picture of a/your vaccum?

>>14905185
J-lube feels slimier, dries faster and is a pain to clean up. It also seems to just "slip" rather than hiving me just the right viscosity to feel the hole so I've basically just stopped using it.

>>14905185

Moisty.

I find it lasts a bit longer than onatsuyu and I am able to differentiate textures/stimulation slightly better. It's also not as thick as onatsuyu and the bottle is much easier to pour out desired amount than onatsuyu where it just keeps leaking out

What are some onaholes to try if I want something that will hug onto my dick instead of push it out
I hear a lot of holes people say will try to hold onto you but from what ive tried VA:A, Lilith Uterus ive gotten the opposite effect

>>14905468
might not be the hole perse, but in conjunction with a more viscous lube might lead to what youre looking for with the onas you already own? Ever tried the puni ana thick?

>>14905481
Have not
I just ordered the Temptation Witch which is arriving on Saturday and currently use meme lotion
Out of what I've tried I prefer loli holes for their tightness but not for their length
The lilith fits best but suffers from being less simulating is too loose feeling imo

>>14905510
and is*

>>14905510
its hyper thick, almost the viscosity of honey. The air pocket takes a good minute to reach the opposite end of the bottle if you flip it upside down. Used it with a squamate hard and it totally changed the feel of the ona, usually run that with onatsuyu. Gives more of a hold i guess. Try it out sometime?

How long do your holes usually last? Got my 4th not long ago, which was the Toysheart Passionate Wife. It was like $30, which was still double what I paid for any of the other 3. Problem is, part of the top-middle started ripping after only a week, so it's already going to the garbage. Even so, the cheap ones lasted much longer (G-Mode Hole LX-1 lasted 6 months) Maybe it's just that I'm being too aggressive with it. Then again, would it destroy the toy if I'm not drying it thoroughly?

I'm considering getting the Vacuum Witch now, I think. Any budget recs for a backup?

>>14905571
http://en-nls.com/pict1-42220?c2=9999

This is pretty damn durable, you'll have to stretch it quite a bit, but I've stretched it like crazy and noticed no signs of wear.
Also good for a lazy fap, since it's small, and easy to clean.

Is the end of the VA/A supposed to be a nipple? lmao i cant tell
>>14905571
about a month until i decide to buy again

>>14904470
Absolutely harsh yo.

>tfw no many-headed tentacle dick to penetrate every hole at once

>>14904460
>venus real is supposed to feel pretty realistic

>loose unstimulating hole

I guess if you want the authentic used up slut experience.

>>14905704
>he doesn't have a hydra for a dick
sucks for you

So first timer here that just got done using Venus real soft and Toysheart pussy lube lotion for the first time. In case any other Yuropoors are on the fence.

I bought through Omocha, I'm aware they have a poor rep but it seemed like the easiest way to get a Tomax toy in Britain so I was willing to pay for the convenience. Next time I'll try Wanta and see how they hold up.
Ordering late Thursday night ended up with Venus in my hot little hands this Friday morning 8 days later and on my dick not soon after.

Both came in a single cardboard box and it was utterly impossible to discern the contents within, you could easily pass them off as hiking boots or PC parts for those in shared accommodation.

First impression is she's really quite heavy and very, very floppy. The material doesn't really feel like flesh in the hand it has the friction of rubber and is slightly sticky.

The lube itself is really generous. You get a shitload and a little goes a long way, it made a huge rope from the toy to the bottle as I pulled away and I'm sure I used too much even with just a spurt. It is fantastic though, it doesn't have the greasy sensation of most water based lubes and didn't dry out or need reapplication in the two times I used her back to back with space in-between.

For Venus I'll admit it was kinda hard to get an erection at first, I've not used anything but my hand for a decade. It was a bit of a mental wall to overcome even after not fapping for days.

>>14906471

Venus was also pretty cold because warehouses and delivery vans do not have heating apparently. I personally didn't mind the chill but you might wanna let her warm up otherwise.

Insertion was pretty easy, she didn't feel that loose when I stuck my finger in and had a smooth almost wet sensation on the inside. For my dick however it felt really rather mild, she clung to me but it was a soft and gentle grip. Using her was perhaps the strangest sensation ever, she doesn't feel like a real pussy in my opinion but I have no idea how to describe her. The stimulation was enough that I'd have no problem staying hard but it wasn't what I'd call intense either.

Personally I thought this would be fine, I have a bit of death grip so some slow and gentle pleasure was fine by me. I was well prepared to spend the better part of an hour fucking her.

I lasted barely 5 fucking minutes.

It is the strangest thing ever. One moment it felt like I could go all day without trouble and then my orgasm rushed up on me out of nowhere, I didn't even feel close to cumming. No idea the size of the load but it seemed big, it kinda ached pumping it out. I felt VERY sensitive after to the point pulling out was near painful. It was much worse than normal post cum sensitivity.

Second time round (and I rarely go twice, once is enough) was a bit different, I could better feel the buildup this time and she did feel really good when I was nearing the edge.

>>14906501

Cleaning her is pretty easy, I didn't turn her inside out (and given how floppy she it that would be a bitch to do so anyway. I simply held her open under a tap and watched my now revolting looking slurry of cum and lube float out in clumps. Massaging the outside helped also loosen the mess and after a few goes of filling her with water and emptying to make sure nothing else came out I was confident she was clean enough.

Drying was a bit harder, I used kitchen towels, her squishiness made it easy to feed it all the way in with my finger and wiggle about although the towel did stick to the outside rather worryingly. I think a microfibre cloth would be a good idea. Telling IF she was properly dry is another matter. I just pushed my finger in and poked around as deep as I could to see if I could feel water before turning her upside down and vigorously shaking. No idea if that is enough, I'll find out if and when my dick grows mould and drops off.

Over all it was certainly unique, I don't regret my purchase.

When I used her I was sitting down using my hand to jerk off with her, despite the lube everything stayed contained rather nicely and there wasn't much leakage. I'm eager to see what it'd be like actually setting her down and fucking her so I can use my hips although I've not figured out a way to do this easily and comfortably while still watching smut on the computer.

>>14905704
>cleaning that thing

I wish the Kokoro didn't look like a headless baby, it's the best onahole I've used by far and the ass is amazing, but I can't help but feel bad about the shape of it.

>>14907023
Why the HELL is Inuyasha farting fire!?

>the GILF onahole
>has just arrived

Which Puni DX is the best? How do they compare with the Ikappara Girl?

Blog
>Douche
>Use Aneros for a hour, keep getting close but not there
>Give up
>Grab seducing(vacuum) witch
>Cum in under 15seconds, cum again in 30seconds
>Losing boner but still feel tons of pleasure, keep going at it with the onahole and aneros in the butt
>Cum harder than the big bang itself
>Have a headspin and have to sit for a little bit
If i go any further down this rabbit hole I'm going to die.

>>14906471
Is that the lube that it came with? Personally I have never had a "free" lube that was any good. The only good thing about it are those disposable packages can be put into boiling water before you open them and pour that hot lube into your toy for some hot to warm feeling. Thanks for the report though, I think I too will get a Venus Soft in the near future.
>>14907092
Because its not even Inuyasha its some 2hu that looks like him.
>>14907111
I'm probably going to regret this but show us the contents please.

anyone here know japanese?
is this supposed to be an anal onahole?

http://otonajp.com/chupa-crater


and if so, would it be better than this,
http://otonajp.com/anal-potential/

im really really really into anal, but it seems that the most popular and therefore reviewed holes are for vaginas, so its kind of hard looking for what is supposed to be a good hole to simulate anal

>>14907123
Do you get hard and stay that way while you're using the Aneros? Or do you dribble cum with your cute sissy softcock like I see in those trap butt-masturbation videos.

>>14907156
Get hard sadly

>>14907150
>>14907092
havent opened it yet, since its kinda late in my area and some friends of mine are trying to make me play a game of dota 2,

ill probably take it for a ride tomorrow.
besides, old gals like her would probably like to take it slow, maybe after a date or so, over a fine glass of wine.


and then i slam that wrinkly granny puss with no mercy sometime later.

>>14907150
>Because its not even Inuyasha its some 2hu that looks like him.

>>14905704
>urethra hole

Alright.

>>14907123
I've never been able to get there. I always have to finish with hand.

I think I'm so worried about prep work and cleanup.. Fucking OCD.

>>14905704
>>14907375
Why would they make the urethra hole the loosest? It should be tighter than tight
not that I've ever penetrated a urethra

>>14902564
>>14901246
http://en-nls.com/pict1-40036?c2=9999
http://en-nls.com/pict1-40038?c2=9999
http://en-nls.com/pict1-42405?c2=9999
They already exist also Juliana's pair of asses weigh around 38kg each.

>>14907381
>>14907156
>>14907159
Been down that rabbithole, filthy selfpleasuring blogpost inc.

I wanted to buy an Aneros but it seemed a little expensive for what I thought was just a lump of silicon that could probably be made in China for about $5. That and I have a disposable shaving razor who's handle looked a bit like an Aneros. Also I didn't have a douche or an anal cleaner so I decided to DIY.

First, I took a shit about an hour in advance and wiped very cleanly wetting the toilet paper and whatnot. Then I took shower making sure to wash my ass very well. Now as if Mcgyver was a filthy boyslut who wanted to pleasure his ass, I taped a cheap bullet vibe to the covered blade-end of the disposable razor before shoving the handle into the finger of a disposable glove. Lying with my back on a stack of paper towels on a bath towel on my bed, I lubed up my gloved contraption and my butthole and put it in.

Turned it on and buzzed my butt for a bit, felt nothing aside a little pain. I didn't even get hard. I poked around inside my butt looking for my prostate according to anatomical diagrams and still no hardon, no pleasure or anything. After about 15 minutes of this I give up and start fapping with the thing still buzzing my ass. As soon as I got hard I felt it. My prostate seems to only activate when I'm hard and the vibrating contraption in my ass finally started to feel good. I was leaking cum like a faucet and not even orgasming yet. I started shoving the ass buzzing contraption a little harder while fapping at the speed of light and the explosion of pleasure hit me. I literally hit myself in the face with my own cum, I moaned like a whore as I left a streak from my abdomen to my face. I felt like I was in a daze and for a while I was kind of confused as to what just happened. Would do again but the preparation and the cleanup is a lot of work.

>>14907563
Forgot pic.
I'm not saying you should shove this up your ass, but you should totally shove this up your ass.

>>14907599
ghetto gayboy ww

>>14907563
>As soon as I got hard...

Well that's how it felt using the njoy plug (pic related). It enhances the shit out of an orgasm to the point you're exhausted and drained but using it solo dolo is a no go.

And again, prep work and clean up is a pain. Though unless you had mexican or indian food, simple cleaning without a douche is okay. Just DO USE a condom. Especially if you share toys.

Have a hitachi wand and stronic drei for my girlfriend that I may or may not have experimented with...

Nice, otonaJP package bypassed customs.
Was worth to use slow ass SAL shipping.

>>14907150
>Is that the lube that it came with?

No, it was a separate toys heart product https://www.omochadreams.de/artikel_en.php?art=M000051&go=Lubricants__Lotions&s=1&kat=13

Venus comes with a sachet of lube but I've not used it yet.

>>14907672
SAUNA
MÄMMI
My orders always get caught in the customs no matter what I do. When you receive it, report back if the customs form has the real value or a lower one.

>>14907742
Every of my en-nls have gotten caught, but I will report on monday.
And of course I didn't asked to fake anything.

Just bought an R-20 because im poor and couldnt afford a Vacuum Witch.

Did I fuck up?

>>14907913
yes

>>14904776
>penis
>cute

Interesting choice of words.

>>14907672
Mine also survived customs.
Does EMS deliver on weekends?
If so, tomorrow will be a quite happy day :3

Does anyone knows where could I find an onahole of this type? I see them all the time in doujin or any kind of hentai, they look really jelly and have holes on both sides. If I could find a transparent, pink one like on the video it would be awesome.

But I'm mainly concerned about the softness and the holes on both ends, I don't like closed ones, but I searched for a long time, seen every masturbator at kanojo toys, been in lots of big sex shops where I live but can't find any. Why is that? Do they even exist?

Here's a video fragment related to the picture where she uses it:

http://video.fc2.com/ja/a/content/20151127BPGsXC5s/

Again I'm looking only for both holes on the ends and a nice texture, since this only has been imposible to find, but someone that lives or knows japan, are there onaholes like the one in the video? I love the transparency so the penis can be seen while you use it, and the pink is the best color I can imagine for a toy like that, so yeah I'm really in love.

>>14908250
AFIK there is only some saturday delivers to SmartPost, so EMS is out of luck.

Another example, this one doesn't have a big hole on both ends, but the color and transparency is the same.

>>14908262
I did choose EMS Express and google tells me they do shipping to people even on weekends, atleast for 'murica.
I'm in Sweden though..

Is the lolinco virgo any different from the original? I heard they just made it bigger but does it affect performance?

>>14908294
No, EMS packages will just get handed over to Posten here in Sweden, so no weekend delivery sorry.

>>14904871
toy bag small

u did wrong, go with large or medium

>>14907754
>>14907742
Where do you guys live that you have such nosy customs agents?

>>14907938
Can someone besides the shitposter comment on the R-20?

>>14908921
Finland's customs doesn't care content of onahole package, but they will delay package delivery by one working day and paying taxes ain't fun.

Well, I just got some corn starch to use, as one of my holes is starting to get sticky.

This stuff isn't going to kill me in a few decades, will it?
It' not like I'll be purposefully inhaling it.

The pdf link to cornstarch seems to be behind a paywall?

>>14909038
The pdf link to cornstarch safety in the guide*

>>14909038
http://topclassactions.com/lawsuit-settlements/lawsuit-news/44762-talcum-powder-ovarian-cancer-lawsuit/

This is the first thing that came to mind

Just don't use it regularly or i'd find an alternative solution to cleaning it.

>>14909064
That's talcum powder, which is supposed to be a lot more dangerous, as it's quite sharp.

I imagine I only need to use it occasionally when things get sticky.

>>14908701

It uses a slightly harder material and it's bigger

>>14909073
Right, corn starch, while it's safe to consume, bacteria loves to adhere to corn starch, a tasty food for them.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC182856/

>>14909141
So should I not be using it on my hole?
Guide recommends it, but doesn't go completely into health risks.

Just broke through the end of my Venus clone after about a month of use. I was probably pushing it down too hard. I'm around 7.5 inches long. It was the normal quality.

>>14908931
You asked if you fucked up.
I answered you that you did.
How is that shitposting if i answered your question you retard?

>>14908827
Yeah I made a mistake for a few holes, but I've got spare bags already so it should be okay.

Anyone knows if there is EXE Ecolotion in bigger bottle?
I can buy 20 small bottle but its kind of silly
http://www.amazon.co.jp/dp/B009X6PRSW/
EXE lists some other lotions on amazon but they all have different labels(Warm, Cool, Moisture, Natural...) and I can't read moonrunes :/

BTW did amazon.co.jp item categories just recently got english translation?

>>14907754
OtonaJP declare (very) low and as gift, unless you ask them not to.

>>14907913
>>14908931
To be fair, you asked a simple question and received a simple answer.
R-20 is a good hole, particularly if you have a big dick. But, even if you don't, it can maintain a vacuum, so it applies good pressure. It's also pretty much indestructible. I tend to use it if I've been looking at porn for a while and am already quite aroused, as it can be a low-stim hole if you don't remove the air before putting your dick in.

>>14909219
Go away.

>>14909181
I'd say go ahead and use it, as it is much safer than talcum powder, just be aware that starch is an attractant to yeast and bacteria so stay visually aware of changes of the inside/your dick

Is there a difference between the Vacuum Witch and the Temptation Witch?

>>14909321
No, just the translation issues.
>>14909282
No, you go away newfag.

Has anyone ever had an issue with en-nls not removing packaging when asked to?
Like, how strict and reliable are they?

>>14909553
Yolo it
You know you want the packaging
The worst they can do is hold onto it customs but that wont happen
If you can buy a lolinco off of amazon youll be alright

>>14909181
>>14909295

That's why the guide also says only use on the exterior and don't put it on the inside

Is the "drool lube" a must-have when buying the Mouth of Truth?

Does Fap Hero really work? Lately my "training" has been to just open up sadpanda, find something good and try to get as many loads in until my dick says enough, there has been a obvious size increase, but I feel like it either takes longer or I cum too fast.

Sorry for the blog post, but wat do? Should I stick to edging?

>>14909865
What are you trying to do? Make your dick or loads bigger?

>>14909073
>>14909141
http://www.cancer.org/cancer/cancercauses/othercarcinogens/athome/talcum-powder-and-cancer

I use and have always used baby powder. Also use it on my nuts during the summer to prevent schwety balls.

I much prefer to take the infinitesimal risk of it possibly causing cancer (likely if it even did, which there is no hard evidence it does, less than an annual trip on an airplane) than purposely put an organic substance into potential moist environment.

I don't like yeast or bacterial infections and they seem a lot more probable than dick cancer from baby powder. I'd also imagine there would be a rash of countless babies with all sorts of emerging cancers just as an anecdote.

>>14909895
Talcum powder and corn starch are both sold as "baby powder", anon...

>>14909887
I want to get bigger and last longer

>>14909908
I'm aware.

I was referring to talc-powder, specifically.

Is the vacuum witch the same as the temptation witch? "Vacuum witch onahole" in google just gets me the temptation.

It's hard to find decent reviews/any reviews for anal holes, so does anyone have a recommendation?

>>14909990
I always hear about the Tong GGO being the greatest anal hole.

>>14904628
just google around for stuff on fungicide, im sure theres something that wont react with the silicone or otherwise destroy the holes.

>>14909634
No, but it tastes sweet if you want to kiss the mouth. That seems nice and all but it has a huge disgustingly overpowering rubber stench.

>>14909038
I accidentally ctrl+w'd this tab, so this is a tl;dr version of the 5k char post.

For some reason, the CIR reports must be accessed from the CIR website first, not the links.

Both are fine. Bioaccumulativity-wise, it's not going to kill you unless you work with them every day in large airborne amounts for a decade. I've specifically put line 988 on the guide to challenge all possible information and articles regarding various findings. Many articles, despite being written by those in the medical field, are simply articles and are never full on reports. Reports will say their methodology and accumulation of data, and the articles don't. The past example of talc being found inside ovarian cancer tissue is an absolutely strange occurrence, and the sample information was essentially unreliable.

As for bacteria and foreign growth, they will only latch on if food or temporary accommodation can be found. This is an entirely different story if water is involved, hence the genital application of talc powder is alright. Being an organic substance, corn starch can be broken down with enzymes and what have you, so an application involving water will mean a potential growth spot. However, once dry, an application to solids are fine. If you're still worried about growth during use, then clean yourself first. You are the object that is most likely to contaminate the powders. A botched control will lead to botched results.

Their risks are so minuscule that you won't notice it, and is unlikely to contribute to your time of death.

They're both fine, anon. You won't die.

So did we ever get the results of that survey?

>>14910427
I haven't published it yet because I've been busy and completely forgot about it. I'm looking to publish it sometime in the future with most data.

So far, people are doing fine and just want a little bit extra here and there. On top of that list is a short anal guide I've been meaning to write up. The improvements are small, but many, including a larger variety for a rec list.

It's hard when the userbase is detached from the majority of the original market(being Japan), especially with the language side of things.

bouta get my first onahole and im having a hard time deciding which one of these I should get, what yall think?

>>14910750
Get both.

>>14910750
>Chimera Hard

Get the normal one or even plus. Going for a hard hole for your first purchase may not be the best experience as a starter.

Get all three Chimeras.

>>14909908
>>14909895
I'm more worried about lung cancer, and inhalation issues.

>>14910408
Ok.
I guess you'd just use it every week or so, and the small amount to powder a hole wouldn't count as a "large airborne amount".

I don't have a way to air dry things, so I dry them off as good as I can with microfiber, and then put them in a toybag in an fairly breathable file cabinet.

That sounds like talc would be better for me then, I don't think I'd need it much anyway, so far I've just had an issue with one hole.

I also either use a little bit of foam soap, or onacleaner on holes I haven't used in a while, or after a few uses.


Wouldn't the corn starch get wet again during use?

Also, is there any reason it can't be applied at any point, and then just let it sit for a while and then use it, rather than having to dry it after use and powder?
Rather than powder after use, just powder at some random point, and then use it once the dust settles?

>>14910779
>Wouldn't the corn starch get wet again during use?
Correct. Foreign growth is practically negligible during a session of, lets say, 1 hour, and you'd wash the hole shortly afterwards.

>Also, is there any reason it can't be applied at any point, and then just let it sit for a while and then use it, rather than having to dry it after use and powder?
>Rather than powder after use, just powder at some random point, and then use it once the dust settles?

Powder at any time. Powdering while wet is just asking for globs of powder. The whole point of powdering is so that dust and debris won't stick to it, and you'd have less stickiness during handling.

Either particulate will work for you as long as you aren't a dirty fucker.

>>14910779
Unless it has an asbestos lung cancer isn't happening.

Cornstarch and talc (or any aerosolized particulate matter) could cause respiratory problems. Don't breathe it in or if you're really concerned wear a basic N95 mask while dusting.

..you really shouldn't be really concerned.

>>14910750
The Squamate soft is incredible, it has become my favourite hole. Feels soft and tight and lots of stimulation. No idea about the other one though.
>>14910408
If bacteria or mould starts to grow because of the cornstarch, can you just wash it off with alcohol?

>>14910750
I love the squamate hard/onatsuyu combo. Make sure you get a warmer as well, thats a must.

>>14904737
Huh, that's real interesting. I wonder if you could save some cash buying this.

>>14910814
>>14910835
Alright, thanks for the advice.

>>14910894
Essentially yes, you can just clean it off. Be it alcohol, soap or hydrogen peroxide. Pick your poison.

Thinking about buying these (or just a couple) any of them good? I really want to get the fairy and the hip, but I dunno if getting a hip is even worth it.

>>14911413
Lolinco is good. VA:A is, in addition to being tight, made of a kind of hard material and will probably leave your dick sore afterwards.

>>14911413
Unless you have a small dick VA:A and Lolinco will crush you.

>>14911413
Small anon here, VA:A really makes me feel like I'm a giant. Would recommend for anyone under 4 inches since we would never get that sort of experience irl.

>>14907023
Anyone tried this thing?

>>14906527
Before using I'd recommend warming it up. Whichever way you'd like, hot water tub, between your legs in the bed, usb warmer or your dick.
Warm hole makes for much better sensations.
You can regulate the stimulation/tightness by simply squeezing out the air, as with pretty much any hole.
I've several venus holes and used them for many years by now and they're still in the same condition as when I got them, bar some cosmetic damage. Even though I've been cleaning them every single time by turning them inside out.
I wouldn't worry about any damage from cleaning it this way and I'd recommend doing it this way as it takes 1minute of washing and drying is literally 10seconds by just using a towel and wiping off the water.

Anyone tried this lube? if its good?

>Wash douch several times with anti-baterial soap and almost boiling water
>Wash aneros several times with anti-baterial soap and almost boiling water
>Wash syringe I use to inject lube several times with anti-baterial soap and almost boiling water
Am I being too anal with my cleaning?

>>14911634
I have, as soft as it is it's super oily for some reason and hard to clean, the plug in the back eventually fell out anyway.
You're better off buying a hip

>>14911876
Depends on how dirty and disgusting you are.

>>14911704

Thanks for the advice.

>>14911890
Oily?

>>14911918
Every toy is oily, it's just a matter of how much oil do they leak, and maybe that particular toy is very leaky.
I'm not that anon though.

>>14911930
I see. Thanks expositionAnon.

>>14911918
Like >>14911930 said, it leaks oil, just opening the thing has a thin layer of oil inside the packaging.
After waking off with it you feel disgusted with it because the oil gets all over your hands, mouse, etc etc.
While there IS oil on most onaholes, this one is insane.

enyone thought about buying this ?

http://www.hotpowers.jp/goods/1-1021.html

>>14911876
How big is your douche and how do you hide it? Also where did you get it from?

>>14912036
Wouldn't it be possible to just wash away the oil? I'm no patrician when it comes to fake vaginas.

>>14911629
Have you tried midgets, spinners or asians?

Maybe all three?

>>14912183
Silicone itself inside has this thing called plasticiser without it the holes would be dry and start to crumble, it's not something you wash away, so no you can't.
You could MAYBE drain them from oils, with something that absorbs humidity, like rice or paper, but it would ruin the hole and I don't really have chemical background to speak of such things to begin with.

>>14904379
Really considering the witch as my second hole but I'm worried it's gonna be too big for me (first hole was rina and its decent fit) is the witch soft or hard in comparison?

>>14907599
Do yourself a favor, buy this.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00MA8S84A/ref=mp_s_a_1_fkmr0_2_a_it?qid=1457797332&sr=8-2-fkmr0&keywords=box+of+condoms+1000+count

>>14910773
whats the difference between all of em

Is good?
https://www.toydemon.com/korezo-shikyukan-harama-sex-masturbator

How do i into buying onahole if i live in Europa?

>>14913122
By reading the guide.

>>14913225
-omochadreams.de
Based in Germany
-amazon.de / amazon.co.uk
Germany / UK
-mytenga.nl
Based in the Netherlands
-wanta.co.uk
Based in the UK

So thats it? Does this list miss anything?

>>14904737

I ordered one of these with my lilth replacement the other day and got a got a golden molten.

Other than some defects on the outside the inside seems pretty good.

>>14913238
Or buy directly from nips(hotpowers or nsl) and save money, possibly longer shipping times.

>>14913238
I think there's one more in the UK, until he says which country he lives in, we can't advice him to the most convenient shop to buy from.

>>14913300
I`m from Russia desu.

>>14913313
I have no fucking clue about import regulations and taxes in Russia, but if i ggoled right you get like 7%Vat which makes NLS even more atractive for you.

>>14913313
Just order from NLS, not like our customs even bothers checking the parcels

>mfw missed package for SUJIMAN KUPA LOLINCO now im gonna have to pick it up at the post office on monday.

>>14912231
im 5 inches and i was a little intimidated at first when I opened the box, but after using it for a while it really clamps down on your dick and it feels amazing
it's average hardness I guess? its not really too soft, nor is it hard just inbetween

>>14913343
You can often create an account on a shipping company's site/USPS's site and select an option for them to just leave it at the door/back door or something. That's what I do.

I just used the Vacuum Witch for the first time and honestly despite its praise I'd give it a negative review
It's really big and loose
Sort of like the Lilith Uterus but I think slightly larger
Maybe it's just me but personally I think the Virgin Age Admission is much better because it provides more simulation and you can actually feel all the small details inside
My dick isn't too small or anything, I'm about 6" BUT I just don't get it or why people considered the lilith that great either
On the plus side though, it's the easiest hole I've ever had to clean
Thats all

>>14913432
>i just used her one time
>time for review

>>14913439
First time I used VA:A was the best desu..

I'm thinking to buy the Tenga Flip Hole as my first onahole.

I'm thinking to buy the black or the white one, can someone say what is the best one between the 4 colors?

>>14913578
>Tenga
why

>>14913582
Because i live in a shitty country with a shitty currency, and i can only find on the shops here are cheap chinese or one time tenga toys.

so I found this guy on ebay selling the Flip Hole for cheap with international shipping, so I'm thinking about buying it

So I just had the police called on me. I live in a small apartment by myself and I had my lolinco box on the table. I didn't think much of it since I rarely have company but my neighbor was spying into my house for whatever reason and called the police because of the "lolinco" name and the fact that the box had a child on the cover.

The police came over and after a lot of questioning they left. No charges were filed because there was nothing illegal in my house. Needless to say I am also extremely embarrassed now and will be looking into a lawyer to take my neighbor to court for, possibly for embarrassment and calling the police on false charges.

>>14913684
I'm pretty sure you haven't the slightest ground for a civil suit.

(Also I think in some places they could have gotten you on obscenity law, but am not sure.)

>>14913684
Did they look through your computer?

>>14913702
But there was nothing obscene about it. She's wearing a wedding dress, no nudity, you can't even really tell what it is from the top of the box alone.

>>14897002
>The Toucan's Guide to /ona/ 2015
fix the pastebin
>>14913684
if you take it to court the whole city will know about it baka

>>14913707
Not really. I was so nervous that they were here that I actually let them on my computer. They navigated the search history / a few folders but nothing super intensive and didn't find a single illegal thing.

>>14913684
>>14913733
This looks like a troll desu.

>>14913739
You can call it a troll all you want. Nothing happened. If I was trolling I would make up a story about being thrown in jail or having to go to court. They showed up, questioned me, left.

>>14913733
They find your porn / sad panda?
Ask to open any passworded archives?

>>14913720
I am not a lawyer but I'm pretty sure the only thing only thing you might be able to get is a defamation suit, and that requires you prove a bunch of things in court (for example, if your neighbor "he's got this loli-themed masturbator on his desk and I think he might have CP" you would have absolutely nothing.)

>>14910085
It's pretty good, but really tight, like my dick just gets pushed right out of it if I don't keep hold of the thing.
Would also recommend Monster Wet Chimera

So do you guys dislike Toy Demon? Personally if they have the I am looking for on nls, I will get it on toy demon because faster shipping and much less a hassle.
They price match now, (including shipping) so whats to hate?

>>14914112
>They price match now
They have done for a while but this is the critical bit that you may have missed in their policy:
>Which items aren't available for price match?
>ToyDemon will not price match the following competitors’ prices for the following:
snip
>•Products that are shipped from outside of the United States

>what's to hate?
In general, they charge like Jews. That's not to say that they always do or that they don't have good specials. It's usually at least worth doing a price comparison and, if they're cheaper or faster or less hassle, then order away.

>>14914145
well atleast I don't get charged out the ass for shipping, and it is free with them over 50$

Like my cosplay guys?

can anyone translate this video pls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8s2NVISMek

I got a cocolo recently and it's the first time I tried thrust into an onahole. Usually I just use my hands to move it but actually thrusting is hard for me.

I'm just wondering but when having sex you have to thrust right? I guess I would suck at sex.

>>14914403
You're not fucking a corpse, anon.

>>14914403
how big are you anon? if you try to thrust and piston like you see in porn and you aren't average to above average you're going to slip out of the vagina/onahole. If you're on the smaller than average size, you are going to use more rocking/gyrating motions instead of large, deep strokes.

If you're trying to practice for the real thing, do the pillow+belt trick in the pastebin to more accurately simulate how to hold a waist/torso, and make short shallow thrusts forward or downward. Thrusting upward is not a motion you normally make, since the positions in which you would have to are positions that give your partner more control over the motion, while you should focus on providing stability and support.

Also if all else fails, your mouth, tongue, and fingers will not fail you like your penis. learn how to perform oral sex and your shortcomings in intercourse can be overlooked, as lesbians throughout history have learned.

Has anyone tried Gichi Gichi Tight Virgin Onahole or Chouzetsu Vacuum Nurse? It's on the top bestselling on jlist.

https://jlist.com/category/adult-corner/toys/toys-for-men?dir=desc&order=bestsellers

No I don't use jlist, I just checked it out to see other popular onaholes.

>>14914723
I was looking at gichi gichi in my last order but I decided against it because that cervix looks like it would be a bitch to clean and dry. I would love to hear from someone who has used it though.

>>14914638
tfw your shortcoming is literally shortcoming

>>14904737
Picked up one of these with my order the other day. Got a "moe hole" or something. Haven't given it a try yet, but it seems like it's in acceptable condition for being $10 (it was originally like $20ish.), been too busy giving Venus real and r20 a try.

>>14912144
Late reply.
I own a nexus douche: http://en-nls.com/pict1-38139?c2=13001017
Holds about 220ml but I'm a big guy so normally I get a filling and a half inside me before I go empty myself.
Have a locked cupboard in my room I use to hide it and other toys.
That being said the nozzle comes off so it could look like a stress toy.
Bit pricey and it not being clear can be a pain but nexus is high quality rather than the cheap Chinese ones.

Someone PLEASE talk me out of buying (Body Punyu Punyu) http://en-nls.com/pict1-44078?c2=

Fuck it's so tempting but no reviews means I'm likely throwing those $400 away.

>>14915180
It's 8kg and massive in size. Will be a bitch to clean, dry and to hide. Also you need to powder it unless you are fine with fucking a dust and hair magnet. All that for two holes when you can buy about 6-7 holes that probably feel better and are easier to hide. Don't even think about "realism" it will be akin to fucking a dismembered corpse.

>>14912719
Chimera is the normal one
Chimera Plus is the dual layer version
Chimera Hard is well, hard

>>14915180
those hole structures look boring and that thing looks like a huge pain in the ass to use and the clean.

>>14915249
>fucking a dismembered corpse

Not that guy, but that's what I'm thinking when I'm doing my hip onaholes and it really turns me on.

>>14915438
>Not that guy, but that's what I'm thinking when I'm doing my hip onaholes and it really turns me on.

mate...

Does anyone have that gif/webm of the $1000 butt doll that's like 85 lbs?

>>14907619
That is intimidatingly large. How do you even work up to that?

Has anybody tried stabbing their large torso/butt holes and fucking the wound?

Alright guys because I pissed >>14913439 off I'm going to use the temptation witch RIGHT NOW this time with different lube and will further my "review"

>>14915716
Also I'm probably going to wait for the next thread to be up for it because we hit bump limit

>>14914215
>10:43
kind of gay desu senpai

What's the general consensus on hips? Are they awkward to fuck, feel good, worth the price, etc.?

>>14916193
Full hips can be unwieldly and cumbersome but the ass pounding makes up for everything. Cleaning can be a bit of a mess because of the surface area. Not too portable.

Half hips are not flexible and can only take a single position, maybe three at best. Usually not to scale due to size constraints.

Small hips like the puni are light, portable and just big enough to fondle.

They all feel good, of course they do. Their size and mass limits them to a select few comfortable positions depending on the user. People here seem to be paranoid about those living with them and snooping around, so storage is a bit of a concern, especially with larger items.

They're all pretty worth it. Just depends on your conditions, usage, session times and everything else that matters usage-wise. Their biggest advantage is size and mass, but while the tunnel itself can be inappropriate for the occasional person at times, you know how to use them after you get used to it. The only thing that's awkward about them is the lack of a huggable torso.

I've got back problems so I can't stay in missionary or prone bone for long, so half hips are a no for me. You just gotta know how to get comfy with them.

>>14915714
Probably wouldn't feel that good desu, senpai.

>>14915683
It's really not that big. Use plenty of lube, go slow, and know your body.

That's literally my first anal anything but I went with the recommendation of some of the edenfantasy users that the small and medium versions wouldn't be worth it in the long run.

They were right.

>>14915714
I tried and got phimosis, don't do it.

so uh... I'm buying an onahole off amazon since I have free prime right now.

any recommendations? the guide doesn't seem to touch on amazon at all. looking to spend around $20.

might end up just getting this: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00VV58L40

not sure if it qualifies for this thread but it's cheap.

>when the anti-fungal cream takes hold

>>14917597
http://www.amazon.com/ToysHeart-Seventeen-Bordeaux-Japanese-Masturbator/dp/B00GKHSGQC/ref=sr_1_1_s_it?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1457897171&sr=1-1&keywords=onahole&refinements=p_36%3A-5000

http://www.amazon.com/USA-Seller-Magic-Sujiman-Onahole/dp/B00D3Q97KM/ref=sr_1_12_s_it?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1457897171&sr=1-12&keywords=onahole&refinements=p_36%3A-5000

I'd recommend this hole, worth it for the couple extra bucks. Holes are kind of pricey on amazon, and there's not many of the good ones, what you linked looks it won't feel anything.

>>14917638
yeah, the more I check out these things the less appealing the sexbaby mouth seems. the price tag is still admittedly more along the lines of what I was looking to spend but I guess you get what you pay for.

thanks for the recommendations though. this one looks so tempting....

>buy Venus real
>it's shit and you don't feel anything

>buy Fleshlight Go Surge
>bullies the fuck out of my dick and I cum buckets literally 12 seconds later

This is the last time I listen to 4chin

>>14917597
>>14917638
>>14917669
went with this one:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00B50BOF4

at $19 it's the cheapest price I saw for it ($33+ on toy demon and $26+ on en-nls) with overall positive reviews.

I think I made a good choice for a first hole. will definitely invest in a better one if I find it to be worth it...the Magic Eyes hole has been bookmarked.

>>14917207
>They were right.
:I dunno, I tried a Maximus and hated it; it was all size and no shape. I swear something like an Helix with a more aggressive downward angle and a bit longer in length would be perfect but I haven't found anything.

>>14917738
You didn't listen to 4Chin though. If you wanted a bully you never should've gotten a Real because that's the exact opposite of why we love it. Either you didn't know what you wanted, didn't listen well enough or just haven't taken the time to learn to love it. Enjoy your Fleshlight as long as you're happy regardless.

Reminder that if you're dehydrated even if you drink a lot of water, try drinking it whenever you're ingesting any salt or sugar content. The way water is carried into your cells from the intestine is through the transport of these other molecules!

>>14917936
And by sugar content, I mean anything that can be broken down into simple sugars, so stuff like starch counts.

>>14917936
So if I drink salt water, which has salt pre-mixed in, then it'll quench my thirst even better than regular water?

>>14917944
Depends on the concentration i.e if it's higher or lower than the concentration in your body. This is the simple concept by how Gatorade and other hydrating drinks work.

I'm going to attempt a no fap until my onahole gets here on wednesday.

wish me luck lads.

Thank you so much rjob or whoever for thinking of the pillow trick.
Picked up a $2 rope, a spare pillow and my masturbation quality has risen magnitudes.

The cheap vibe in the pic goes behind the onahole and actually stays there, it feels pretty good.

Germanfag here is it safe for me to import a loli onahole like the ikappara girl or the puni Virgin 1000?

>>14918179
Yes.

>>14918179
should be fine, even omochadreams has loliholes

>>14900265
>>14901282
Since we've hit bump limit, here are the current results of the MoT "teeth are a design flaw" poll:
>My MoT:
>1. still has its teeth and I like them
> 14 votes (40%)
>2. is a figment of my imagination
> 8 votes (23%)
>3. still has its teeth and I hate them
> 5 votes (14%)
>4. still has its teeth and I'm starting to like them
> 3 votes (9%)
>5. has had it's teeth removed and it's better for it
> 3 votes (9%)
>6. has had it's teeth removed and I regret doing it
> 2 votes (6%)
>
>35 total votes
So, of the 27 votes from people that have a MoT, 17 people like or are starting to like the teeth, whereas only 8 people hate the teeth or have removed them and think it's now better; 2 have removed the teeth and regret doing so.

>Mostly everyone agrees that its a design flaw.
Given that less than one third (30%) hate the teeth and nearly two thirds (62% or twice as many) of owners are in favour of them, it's safe to say that "mostly" is not correct.

>>14900827
>>14903294

Am I the only one coming in this post only scrolling down searching dat fat asses?

My "Massive Ass" folder is not filled enough guys

>>14918511
you probably are but I at least understand why. I'd love to bury my cock in one of those fucking things. a little too big for my taste but they're definitely made me realize I want something similar.

>>14918511
This meme needs to die from this board!
I brings havoc with an A-K matic, rolling blunts an all day habit
I get it on like Smif'n'Wes who clicks the best
Punks take a sip and test, who split your vest

>>14911413
Buy Lolinco. Don't buy VA:A until you've tried Lolinco, 'cause VA:A is even smaller and painful.

>>14913684
Sounds like bullshit. Where do you live?

Looking for a new hole which should fit into a meiki plush without too much of a hassle (so at least a bit smaller than venus real/clone), still fit 6" dick and be intense but not dick-crushing.

I'm open for suggestions.

>>14915249
>it will be akin to fucking a dismembered corpse
kinda hot tbqh..

>>14918914
what if my dong was too large for lolinco to take

>>14918920
R-20 fits pretty easily, is made for big dicks, and is pretty much indestructible. I wouldn't call it intense though; you can make it more stimulating by squeezing all the air out (it maintains a vacuum quite well), but that's not really achievable in the Plush. All of that said, I use the two together and enjoy it. (For reference, I'm 7.5"(bpel)x5.5" )

Can't decide between Witch and Daisyuki hold does anyone know who had tried both give some opinion? Witch seems huge.

>>14918935
then you absolutely should not buy va:a because it will snap your dick

you might want to look into lolinco virgo which is a bigger version

>>14918694
>being gay
>any year

Nobody has time for your bullshit.

>>14918973
any others you've tried (with or without the plush) and can give your opinion on?

>>14918992
I'm going to be in japan for half a year starting end of the month. maaybe i can get some holes cheapish there and take them back with me in the baggage? I'll be living in a dorm and so far ive always lived alone andi dont trust myself to hide it well enough

>>14919198
Just get a lock box, and keep the key on your key ring.
IF anyone asks, you keep cash in there, and passport.
(And you very well can, just get one with multiple drawers.)

>>14919231
that would likely work with strangers, but this is a semester abroad with someone ive known for four years (who even holds a second key to my apartment because i lost mine before). not gonna fly. also sorry for my typing but im slightly inebriated

>>14919079
>Nobody has time for your bullshit.
Only newfags start arguing with me. Lurk more nigger.

>>14919241
Even so, why would they want access to your private passport and cash?

I share an apartment with friends I've known for a decade, and when they asked about my lockbox, I just said cash + valuables, and that's it.
And it's not wrong either.

>>14918511
No, I'm also lurking for the eventual video of these things. It's going to happen eventually.

Can someone please explain to me how a "suction chamber" in an onahole is supposed to work?
I have the vacuum witch and it does do anything but feel awful when the head of my dick bobs in and out of it

>>14919773
Wait, so you're telling me, there are like no videos of these things getting fucked?

12cm micro dick pleb here
am I too small for witch's temptation?

>>14920315
No real problem for being too small for a hole, apart from being unable to use the deeper areas. Go for it if you want.

>>14919515
You are too early for making the thread. Please make the thread at page 10 when the original thread is among the last three threads to be pruned, or when the thread dies. You have just bumped the original thread closer to its death. Please use the catalog with the sort by bump order function. The current thread has plenty of time to live.

Shit guys I just went HAM on buying new stuff.

I bought:
Ai Chan
regular succubus wavy ripple
tong ggo
bocca
glass anal beads
vibrating beads

>>14920382
I never understood the appeal of anal beads. If you're a man why not get something that is made to target the prostate?

>>14920382
>Ai Chan

Should have bought two.

Jokes aside, enjoy your purchase. Go nofap until they arrive, then go crazy. Would highly suggest the pillow tricks.

>>14920356
The pastebin said that the witch is a big dick hole, which concerned me. Still, even with small dick I can make use out of that vacuum feature, no problem right?
Any other vacuum hole you recommend?

>>14920457
Unless its not thick enough to plug up the entrance. There are other holes that are smaller and have a lot of suction the ones I know of are Eroman and Sexy Elder Sister but I wouldn't quite put them on the "small" side. I'm a real suction-fag and own all 3, the foreskin on my dick is starting to stretch and in a few months it would look like a banana in a wrinkly plastic bag, WUT DO?

>>14920471
Damn, seems like suction holes always go with being big. Thanks for the recommendation.

>dick would look like a banana in a wrinkly plastic bag
yikes, better not overdo that.

>>14920388
I already have an aneros I just like experimenting you know?

Does anyone uses bodysoap (anti-bacteria) to rinse your onahole? is it safe with it?

>>14920066
There are no videos of anything dick shaped near these things.
Only one where the guy sticks his hand/arm in it and a few jiggle clips.

Eventually someone's gonna buy one and make a vid to fill this obvious hole in Internet content.

>>14920382
>glass anal beads
man that seems scary, what if they break inside your ass?

>>14897129
I want to stroke your cock all day long.

>puni ana dx hard 5k on amazon

is it that bad?

can we have new thread yet? I want to discuss something

And another order has shipped full of rubber vaginas.

Now for another round of "will it get picked up by Canadian customs and am I going to court?"

>>14921793
Is there a reason you didn't have the packaging removed?

So anything on male masturbaters that aren't onaholes? Something from a western brand? It's kinda hard to find a notable brand aside from Fleshlight.

>>14922231
why?

>>14922107
I like it and want to open it myself, and I like living on the edge

>>14922231
because they all suck

>>14922395
I'll salute you now for your dedication to FREEDOM but still laugh at you later should you get caught. Godspeed, syrupbro.

>>14922231
>So anything on male masturbaters that aren't onaholes?

This isn't a general for products that suck.

>>14922771
I dunno my onahole sucks pretty well

>>14922744
Lubes have three main physical qualities: adhesion, cohesion, and viscosity.

Chemical composition affects these, and every lube will have different qualities. Anal lube is adhesive so that it does not slip off surfaces, ensuring a smooth thrust.

Reduction in friction is another thing, since it's a fluid. You want as much area covered, hence adhesion is an important factor. Cohesion aids in lube not dripping off too much. Viscosity aids in pouring and application, helping lube travel in tubes such as tunnels or your butt.

Apples aren't oranges despite being fruit.

Ignore my fruit analogy.