/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Maids are olev

Since I got in at the very end, where in MGC should I go to receive voluntary euthanasia? MGC would allow for safe suicide right?

>>14871894
Great, thanks anon Now I'm imagining getting dominated by a Pharaoh and a Lilim at the same time.
Color contrast. Next to accents It's my greatest weakness.

OP here.
Baphomets, Wights, and Dragons are also best.

>>14871894
>sample
Bah-humbug.

*shameless self-promotion*

>>14871898
The brothel.
Because then you won't want to kill yourself anymore.

>>14871908
I'm too disillusioned with the world to whore myself to fat old monster girls though.

x is best girl

>>14871859
Want what?

>>14871911
I want one of us to end the reign of the serial snuggler, that is

>>14871869
That they are.

Onii-chan, I'm cold. Can you warm me up with a hug?

Monsters.

>>14871894
But lilims are TRASH.

>>14871917
Hello old /a/ material.

>>14871914
Okay, so who's going to sacrifice themselves to marry her and satiate her endless cuddlelust?

>>14871915
I want a Hellhound childhood friend to cuddle next to and keep my warm during the winter.

>>14871918
Cute small butt.

>>14871924
Oh we talking about old /a/ material?

>>14871920
They're alright

Why are you guys so caught on Alps in particular? Like I know it's a common troll statement, but it kinda seems a little gay. Why not just have a more nervous succubus or some such? Why in particular are you so attached to the monster that was once a dude?

>>14871927
VOLTRON

>>14871920
Hey. That's mean.

>>14871930
We weren't talking about Alps. You're like that comic about the guy who can't shut up about pancakes.

>>14871929
Lilims are cute. I want to introduce one to video games and play them with her while keeping our relationship platonic.
Unless she wants it to be romantic.

>>14871934

>>14871934
>New Episode never
>Translation of the game never
Fucking hell I just want more of my Succubus Hentaifu.

>>14871930
>Why are you guys so caught on Alps in particular?
The only people that like Alps are very pushy shitposters, no joke.

Otherwise the threads hate them for understandable reasons

>>14871934
Let me know when a Lilim manages to accomplish anything that is completely unrelated to sexual activity.

Like building a space station. In a cave. With a box of SCRAPS!

>>14871942
It hurts.

Bad news guys I thought I would be able to finish Callie's route tonight.
But I'm now stuck pulling a double shift that goes until 7 in the morning.
Here's the story here: http://pastebin.com/JPaf7McD
Any tips would be nice.

>>14871929
Frankly, they're frightening. A reality-warping succubus is something that would cause the "fear" part of my fearboner to assume direct control.

>>14871946
They can build their own dimensions to your vision of a beautiful world. What's not to like man? I like other MG's, but Lilims are in my top five.

>>14871936
>Unless she wants it to be romantic.
She's on the top of the Succubus food chain, of course she would.

>>14871949
Do translators take commissions for H-games?
Is it possible to pay someone to fucking translate it already?
Not that I can pay for it. I'm low income as fuck.

>>14871934
But anon its TRUE.

>>14871954
But how would she seduce me into a relationship?
Would it involve cosplaying as Morrigan?

Reminder that if you're not willing to fight for your waifu's rights and happiness you don't deserve her.

>>14871965
>Not Felicia

Uh-oh anons, it looks like the government is forcing you to take into your care one of the more delinquent monster girls in exchange for covering up that "MG Christmas" incident you were part of.

Luckily they are paying most of the expenses for their stay and they were even kind enough to let you choose which one!

And by choose, I mean they are letting you take a number out of a hat.

https://www.random.org/dice/?num=1

Naturally number wise it goes tallest to shortest, with 1 being tallest and 6 being shortest.

Also if you ever take part in something like the MG Christmas incident again bad things might happen to you...

>>14871969
Scottish accent man. I'm weak for accents.
Though with shapeshifting I'm sure she count turn into any video game girl she wanted to.

>>14871973
Eh, why the hell not.

>Roll 1d6 = 2

...I can live with this.

>>14871973
>1
So I get the dragon? Well fuck me, how am I supposed to keep her under control?

Any good ghost monster girl stories?

>>14871991
Just hand her some chocolate coins.

Or tin foil.

>>14871997
Do Onryo count?
http://pastebin.com/46jhj91a

>>14871950
Goddamit anon. No one wants to hear your stupid Vietnam stories.

>>14871997
>Ghost possesses a woman to fuck some guy
>Woman inadvertently monsterizes
>Ghost and newly made Succubus both lay claim to the man
>Possession threesomes

>>14872044
Now THAT is SPOOKY

>>14871973
>Delinquent Dragon
Oh no, how ever will I cope with this?

Also, I never noticed before, but Tara's not actually wearing clothes. all she has on are some belts to cover her bits and that's it. Rachnee might act slutty, but she at least had the decency to wear clothing in public.

>>14871930
Because they're my fetish, and also because they've got enough character to stand on their own without needing adjectives like "nervous" or "tomboy" or "chaste" or what have you slapped on to them to make them comparable to other monsters.

God, what I'd do with a whole harem of Mizuki's and Ranma's and Shiho's and Riko's and Tailreds.

>>14871898
Just find a mindflayer and tell her you want to forget everything. She'll be confused at first, but whatever's bothering you will make itself known when she's probing around your head.

Just be sure to thank her so she doesn't feel as guilty afterwards.

Doppelganger anon. I know you're here somewhere. Has that acorn began growing into an oak yet? I've been waiting very patiently.

>>14871943
I don't hate them, I just don't give a a shit either way about them. They only annoy me when people post them without any context or reasoning, just fr giggles. The exists for an important reason and without them, things would be very awkward and kind of fucked up for KC's world and how it would work/

>>14871930
So liking alps = gay right?

>>14871894
Pharaohs are love.
Is there any smut of them? Other than Gauf's story, I mean

>>14871968
Of course I'll fight for her, as anyone tries to remove the smile on her that I protect so near and dear, they'll contend with a force that even hell would want to see.

>>14871968
I'll git gud and then I'm going to beat up ALL of her bullies. Only I get the right to tease her.

>>14871877
Death won't save you Anon.

Kejourou are love

>>14872054
I'd dare you to say that to her face and not online.

>>14872106
Do Wisps come in different colors and candle types? Though of course varied bodytypes are a given.

>>14872122
Is the rain really that tasty? I mean, she's crying about it and everything.

>>14872122
Sorry, but I'm already going out on a date. Maybe if you confessed a week earlier.

>>14872123
Speaking for myself, I myself would not try to fuck with a tarantula looking chick. She would squash me.

>>14872129
Maybe it's a Ryu hobby. Summon rain then drink it.

>>14872120
But can they resurrect as undead?

>>14872135

Well sure. Can't just about all MGs become undead?

>>14872127
I don't know, by default Will O' The Wisps in lore are blue if I remember right. Maybe different shades of blue.

Otherwise they're something different.

>>14872137
Sans slimes and elementals, I'd say yes.

>>14872120
Indeed they are especially when your cuddling with one and she wraps her hair all around you, enjoying the feeling of your warm body against hers. Meanwhile you marvel in just how soft and sweet smelling her hair is, a blush on her face and a look of pure happiness clearly seen just by looking into her beautiful eyes, which only help both of you relax s you both drift into blissful rest.

>>14872099
I don't know. I thought of writing, but my writing is strange.

>>14872122
Why do I have a great need to hug her and tell her everything will be okay?

>>14872172
Her claws cover a lot of surface area.

>>14871894
I enjoy multiple species but this picture makes me want a muscled, scarred pharaoh that's skilled in the arts of war and needs someone to care for her when she isn't on the battle field.

>>14872177
You just read my mind friendo.

>>14872122
You know...I bet with a few small alterations one could make this decidedly more Yandere looking.

>>14872145
Ectoplasm slime girl could be fun.

>>14872189
Would her slime taste like blueberries?

>>14872122
>"Why won't you visit my Shrine again Anon?! Don't you love me?! Don't leave me like all the rest!"
>"I WON'T LET YOU LEAVE!"

>>14872122
>live in Seattle
>they said it always rains here as a joke
>little did they know that it's the place Ryus who've had their heart broken go
>you can always recognize the signs; red around the eyes, that lost expression on their face
>they're the ones you really want to reach out and hug before they do something they can't take back
>and they'll always be grateful for it when they finally smile
>it can't rain all the time, you know

>>14872183
Exactly, I'd love nothing more than for her to come back after a conquest, griping about how these 'younglings' don't wage war like those in the old days used to, tossing her armor and weapons aside while walking for the bath I'd drawn for her.

It would be nice helping her wind down from the battle by massaging her and letting her know how things in the kingdom have gone while she was away, downplaying the assassin that attacked and wounded me instead of her before the guards took him down.

>>14872197
And now I want to go into the city and heal a heartbroken Ryu. Thanks anon.
Gotta watch out for the Seagull Harpies by the waterfront though.

>>14872196
I'm still leaving. That kitsune's shrine is going to be serving beer at their festival

>>14872160
Alas.
You don't get better unless you try, though, and lord knows I sucked until I started.

>Gotta watch out for the Seagull Harpies by the waterfront though.

I hear they're a loud, rough bunch. Shaking down people at the waterfront for food, fighting with each other constantly.

Police need to keep them in line.

>>14872203
Since Pharaohs are technically undead, wouldn't their bodies feel cool? Or does the desert warm them up to a fine extent.

>>14872217
At least the Kitsunes there don't bitch and moan all the time.
And besides, who can resist their fluffy tails?

>>14872148

That does sound nice.

I might as well share the sketch I got from Luth awhile back.

>>14872213
>Seagull Harpies
Oh dear god don't get me started. I live next to the largest naval base ever and all I can see is some three-time-divorced, 30-something, Seagull Harpy under the arms of some baby faced, just-got-out-of-basic 19 year old squid (we call them squids here because just because they're in the navy they think they're the baddest thing since Clint Eastwood) who's about to be ex-husband #4

>>14872226
I imagine that the desert would keep her quite warm, although the chilly nights would would need her to fill it with fire or have a body pillow to keep herself warm.

I want her to sleep in risque negligee and to use me as her pillow, resting on my chest during the evening with a surprisingly peaceful smile on her face as she does.

>>14872196
I wonder what would happen if a shota anon from out of the country with his parents to japan to visit some family members and ended up befriending a Ryu around his age.
Imagine what would happen when he has to leave.

"Mama? Why does Anon not come over anymore?"

>>14872231
I hear those Foxes are loaded, apparently they get donations worldwide.

They all act like celebrities. Appearing on talk shows and such, impressing people with their magic.

Boy, can you imagine being invited to visit their shrine? What an honor it would be!

>>14872233
>that expression
She looks pretty adamant on something.

Rise and shine, Anon.

http://i.imgur.com/lVlgzWT.jpg

>>14872239
>I want her to sleep in risque negligee and to use me as her pillow, resting on my chest during the evening with a surprisingly peaceful smile on her face as she does.
Sounds like the epitome of coziness.

>>14872247
Good morning kiki!
Ready for the daily workout again?

>>14872247
Something certainly is rising.

>>14872247
>http://i.imgur.com/lVlgzWT.jpg
oh neat breakfast in bed

>>14872247
Hot damn Mono.

>>14872245
Nah, I'm cool. Let me eat steaks and drink chilled sake on a quiet Summer's Eve with that cute, yet somewhat pudgy Ryu. Her shrine is more quiet.

>>14872247
M-Miss Feathertail! What are you doing? Explain yourself! Where is my wife?!

>>14872250
It would be, especially seeing as how she'd be out like a light after a day of defending her kingdom.

YFW She finds about the assasin from someone else the next days, walks up to you in a cold fury and demands to know where the man is so she can find where he lives and, if it isn't already, add it to her own kingdom in retribution for harming her favorite servant.

Outside of that it would be great to follow her around and assist her as she goes about the daily duties running the kingdom. And keeping her in line when she gets bored of all the numbers and wants to run off and hunt instead.

>>14872247
Oh sweet I love breakfast in-
>that knife
Kiki? What are you doing? All I did was talk to my mom last night. We agreed that mothers were okay to talk to!

>>14872247
yes/10

>>14872245
Fuckin' foxes. I don't trust the ones from the big shrines. They think they're so goddamn special, but they're the worst.
I knew a guy who's kid was dating one only to find out she was "dating" two other guys at the same time, and when all three of them realized it she dumped them all.
Never trust a fox from a famous shrine. The ones who live in the boonies at least still have dignity and kindness.

>>14872217
Well shit if you're after beer...

>>14872247
Hot damn, indeed. Time to reward the...

>that butcher knife

Well..shit.

>>14871894
>Pharaoh and Lilim
I want a Lilim called Anselma, Seeker of Lewdness!

>>14872245
Oh my, I would be so goddamned flattered and nervous. What do you give the woman who has everything?
First thing that comes to mind would be to show up with a bottle of Champagne to share.

>>14872122
I love you too, now let's get you inside and out of those wet clothes and into my pants.

>>14872247
This is how kikis get fired.

>>14872233
That's a very nice looking sketch, I like it. I wish to reach out and wrap my arms around her tight and give her the biggest hug ever. I wish to date a Kejourou who wants to cuddle with me all day while I run my hand through her hair, a smile of pure relaxation and joy on her face.

>>14872247
No! Bad Kiki! No going yandere! Bad!

>>14872247
Please don't bring kitchen utensils to bed.

>>14872278
What you do is act utterly normal and full of sunshine.
Hopefully it snaps her out of it and causes her to realize how foolish she's being.

>>14872274
She's using you for your body anon! Reject her and go for a humble girl.
Even if you can't find a humble girl, rejecting a spoiled fox like her might make her want you properly.

Op here. Slaanesh sings within this thread. It's too quiet though.

>>14872274
Those lecherous Foxes can pick any man they want, just drinking sake, eating fried tofu and riding men all day.

Ever since their shrine was discovered and they were brought into the modern era, they've been sampling the best of what life has to offer.

They may have lost their way and broken a few of their sacred vows, but who needs that when you have money?

>>14872247
Absolutely disgusting

>>14872289
>too quiet though
Should we get a little more... excessive?

>>14872288
A busty, rich, and himedere fox trying to win me from a meek, chubby ryu that lives alone in her shrine?
I want to take them both.

>>14872297
THIS QUIET OFFENDS SLAANESH!

>>14872247
Simply amazing.

>>14872276
No, it's how kikis show distant masters how much they love them and get babies.

>>14872247
Dat smile.
Dem eyes.
Dat lingerie.
Dem thighs
Dat knife.

ALL OF MY YES.

>>14872296
Get outta here with that taste.

>>14872306
Mono does the best Girls who are looking down at you.

>>14872301
I'm never gonna dance again~
The way I danced with you~

>>14872288
>>14872290
What can I do, anons? She's playing on my desire for physical affection, and that Ryu does nothing but mope around and practically ignored me every single time I tired to approach her.

I mean, there is that run-down shrine deep in the forest, but it's probably abandoned.

>>14872247
Jesus chirst mono, never stop, also draw more cowgirls.

>>14872300
Hello new story plotline.

>>14872325
Not the one where that evil Ushi-Oni has been sealed away for thousands of years I hope?

You haven't been going there have you?

>>14872316
>yandere
>accusing me of shit taste
OK

>>14872247
So if a kikis' master ignores them for too long they go slightly crazy? So ignore them for too long they'll make you pay attention then? Boner yes

>>14872331
But she's full of overwhelming love for you.

>>14872325
>run down shrine deep in the forest
You mean the one with all those seals on it that supposedly holds a 'demon'?
Yeah I checked into that anon and it WAS ALL TRUE.
HELP ME

>>14872329
How can the lonely, chubby ryu compete against a fluffy tailed goddess that can own the world?
Homemade cooking and a comfy night inside as the snow falls outside.....

Although now i have the image of a sad kitsune sitting in her home, watching movies alone on such a night.....


God damn I am a slut, I want to make them all smile

>>14872300
Just imagine that Kitsune's reaction to you rejecting her and trying to woo the Ryu
>"Why would he go for HER of all girls? She has nothing, she's poor and she's FAR too shy to do anything properly. I'm rich! I'm sexy! I could give him anything he wanted if he'd just be mine! WHAT DOES SHE HAVE THAT I DON'T?"

Just imagine her going from full hime style "I get whatever I want~!" to more dere than hime style "All I want is you anon!"
Imagine her and the Ryu actually becoming friends.

>>14872330
Eh, she can't be all that bad. I mean, what's the worst thing that could happen?

>>14872331
Yandere is best dere.

>>14872330
Oh no, not that one. I'm not that suicidal.
This one almost resembled one of those really old shrines, and has these snake insignias all over it.

>>14872338
An ancient evil has awakened!

Can Anon dissuade this terrifying monster from bringing about an age of death and destruction by showing her love and compassion?!

I wish Monorus would draw Lilim or Pharaoh paizuri.

>>14872335

So why the knife then?

>>14872338
You will eat her homecooking and you will like it mister! You're nothing but skin and bones!

>>14872330
>>14872338
>>14872347
Thanks guys. I now want to see Tenchi Muyo done with MGs instead of aliens.
Sasami is still best girl after all these years.

Time to boogie.

>>14872359
To make sure you accept. You haven't been a loving master.

>>14872347
>best dere
So what you're saying is that it's the shiniest of all the shit?

Elven daughters.

>>14872371
No hanky-panky during work!

>>14872372
Nice.

>>14872339
Now I'm imagining Anon and the Ryu showing up and telling her that no-one should spend a cold winter day alone.
Imagine her reluctantly eating some of the home cooked food that the Ryu prepared because it'd be rude to do otherwise only for her to find it delicious.
"I've eaten gourmet food from around the world. I've drank the finest wines and the most tender steaks. I've had meals that most people would have to work their whole lives to have once, and yet... Why does this simple dish blow them all out of the water?"
I want a full Hime girl to slowly realize how selfish she is and become more Dere.

>>14872358
That would imply that the age is worth saving.

>>14872374

That seems a bit extreme.

>>14872377
>howtoidentifybait.jpg

>>14872342
Exactly, I can almost imagine the kitsune showing up later and apologizing to you and they ryu for acting 'unladylike' and asking if you can all get a fresh start.

Cut to many nights later when she's making plans with the ryu to refurbish the shrine and move in, becoming the co-head of the shrine with the ryu, an hourglass figure to contrast with the latter's pudgy figure.

I'd enjoy the ryu wrapping around us and the mofu cocoon surrounding me and the ryu when we slept.

>>14872380
>brownish skin
>blonde hair
>green eyes
This is my fetish.

>>14872377
Yandere is the purest form of love.

Just, you know, don't decide to have second thoughts about your relationship.

>>14872385
She just wants to make sure she won't lose you.

>>14872390
>>14872395
Hey, I just prefer my women mentally sound/developed.

I found this in my folder.

>>14872383
Exactly, it would be lovely.
I can imagine that she'd become less of the haughty 'i can own it all' kind of girl to more of a proper lady type of woman.

I know that it's an old series but I'd love nothing more than for a MG Cecilia Alcott from Infinite Stratos.

>>14872380
She looks cute. She'll look even cuter on my dick once she's a bit older, crying in joy as papa becomes her first and mama teases her body.

>>14872391
Imagine that Kitsune sleeping in a regal looking bed, like the kind of bed royalty would sleep on. She's got the most comfortable sheets and blankets money can buy, the softest pillows and the fanciest drapes.
But she's not happy. Something's missing and she always falls asleep frowning.
Now imagine cuddling with her and the Ryu in that Mofu cocoon you described and seeing her smiling the widest you've ever seen her smile.
That's what it's all about man. You're sleeping with them in a decent bed with decent sheets and decent blankets, and she's happier than in her expensive bed with her expensive blankets.

>>14872410
Oi, oi! You've got the pecking order wrong, missie. I'm going to ram your ass while that there Dark Elf teases your front.

>>14872410
daughteru-fuckers need to be shot.

>>14872395
And now I want to read some longer stories featuring yanderes.

What have you done, anon? This hunger won't abate! It demands good literature!

>>14872403

But yanderes are mentally sound. They just don't particularly like the idea of DISGUSTING WHORES interfering with their STUPID LYING ACTS or their FALSE TEARS AND EASILY BROKEN PROMISES.

Just remember. A true yandere will never leave you, or break your heart, because they only want to show you they love you.

Even if it kills you.

>>14872412
Exactly.
I'd love making her truly happy after all those nights alone, the fox doing her best to find happiness in expensive food, drink, and whatever else she can buy herself.

>>14872401

Well I still have work to go to which will inevitably lead to her tying me to my own bed or something. Hopefully she won't hurt my parents or anything

>>14872417
You think elves get bodies like this by marrying their husbands. Those curves take work. Gotta start young, get em on a good diet and breed them right. By dicking your elf daughter, you ensure a future of busty elves for the world. Do you want a world without busty elves, anon?

>>14872417
Agreed, it is good to finally find someone who doesn't want daughteru-fuckers around either, as it's wrong and tells me you don't think your daughteru is good enough to get a boyfriend.

>>14872431
>Do you want a world without busty elves, anon?

Yes.

>>14872421
>But yanderes are mentally sound. They just don't particularly like the idea of DISGUSTING WHORES interfering with their STUPID LYING ACTS or their FALSE TEARS AND EASILY BROKEN PROMISES.
[Silent Hill 1 Industrial Ambience intensifies]

>>14872431
I keep overfeeding my elves so that they end up chunky.
It's only partially by mistake.

>>14872430
Well Master does have to go to work. As long as you keep all those greedy wicked sluts off you.

>>14872431
I'm all for busty elves, but gotta have a little variation.

The thin ones make great stocking stuffers at christmas parties.

>>14872441

I work at a grocery store so yeah that's not going to end well. at all.

>>14872431
>preemptively NTRing her future husband

>>14872437
>[Silent Hill 1 Industrial Ambience

How did you know my jam?

I mean that seriously, this is actually kinda similar to the stuff I normally listen to.

>>14872435
best meshi

>>14872434
also this always gets me:
>Majority of posters are obsessed with purity and virginity, or at least taking it
>Think it's cool to deflower their flesh and blood and deprive someone else of the experience

I don't get it. Psychologically speaking, the desire for a waifu makes sense. A desire for something you lack in the real world. You can make a similar argument for hugboxes and grimdark settings. Even sadism and masochism has several reasonable theories. But for the life of me, I can't figure out what could cause a desire for yandere.

It's clearly not healthy. Thankfully we'd get treatment for anyone unstable enough to harm someone. Why is it a fetish?

>>14872443
That's bad. Lots of women looking for wallets to suck dry and hearts to break, Maybe get a nice job? One where you don't have to meet new people ever?

>>14872437
https://youtu.be/Bt7KeshGMpI

>>14872453
Yandere wont hurt you unless you try to leave them. Until then its extreme lovey dovey

>>14872453
Because they love you. I wouldn't call it a fetish, just something people like. Nobody here gets off exclusively to yandere.

>>14872453
Well, I appreciate what I call Light Yandere, a clingy, devoted girl that gets a little jealous when she sees another girl talking to you.

Not the "Bolt cutters and murder your mother" kind.

>>14872447
>not Senshi

>>14872453
>But for the life of me, I can't figure out what could cause a desire for yandere.
It's good to be wanted.

>>14872453
Because some people just want to be loved so much that the person who loves them is literally willing to do anything to show them that they love them eternally.
>TL;DR some people just want to feel love anon

>>14872425
Just imagine her happily humming to herself at work with a skip in her step with her tails flicking around while her haughty sisters watch in confusion.
One of them steps up and asks her why she seems so happy all of a sudden.
"We're having Sushi for dinner tonight and darling promised to make me some Inari Sushi~!"
One of her sisters faints dead away at the idea of eating such a peasant dish.

>>14872446
>>14872455
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnDmdd-RJZ4
Kindred spirits, you and I.
Also, I once had an idea for a Silent Hill-esque MG story.

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please go and pay the lonely werekitten in the box a visit.

It's been a rough winter and she could use some cheering up along with a home.

>>14872450
True that man, true that. Purity and virginity aren't really are overblown and not that big a deal. Plus, it implies insecurities and that you may have some emotional problems or lack fulfillment in life.

Is there a greentext behind this or something? Multiple pictures of a legless kiki seem like a random thing to draw.

I love damaged goods and kikis, please say yes.

>>14872470
But anon! Only dumb assholes get in the box!

>>14872459
It's close, believe me, but Maricele bullying is the best

>>14872474
http://pastebin.com/4cd4NaqU
Why yes there is.

>>14872470
I'm dropping her with Junko. That's were trash like her belong.

>>14872474
I think her master told her that he only loved human's so she cut off her inhuman bits.

>>14872474
There was. I don't have the greentext, because I'm on my phone right now. I can go home after work and check my greentext folder then.

>>14872467
Beware the buff pyramid head girl.

>>14872454

I could certainly look around but it's been hard for me to get a job these days. And I'm not sure of a job where I wouldn't have to meet anyone.

>>14872466
I can only imagine the suspicious glares that would happen when the visit and see you between the Ryu and their sister at dinner.

>>14872474
There is and I still feel guilty about it.

http://pastebin.com/ndWHADH1

>>14872453
It's a combination of absolute devotion, half/submission half/domination, the hint of violence and the knowledge that you have to work at it not to keep her, but to keep her from harming others.

I think.

There's a sliding scale to it of sorts, a lot of people like the Yuno Gasai-lite type (absolute love, absolute devotion, dangerous to others, holy shit is she good with knives) from before the twist ending of the series.

Whatever the level of yan she has, you can be 100% certain she LOVES you at all levels, no matter what, unconditionally, implicitly, beyond any shadow of doubt. Yes, there's the dangerous aspect of it, the instability, the chance (depending on level) of being turned into the guy from Misery or worse, but at its core, the interest in the Yandere is just the desire to be loved.

tl;dr - i go full armchair psychologist, discuss yandere, state that it's all a desire for love

>>14872480
Well, at least she has a friend now.

>>14872490
There is also Uncle Gasmask, Junko's occasional fuckbuddy.

>>14872484
That's what your maid is for! She'll help you learn all kinds of job skills. Maybe you could work at home, or in an office with co-workers she deemed safe, or looking after a hotel in the mountains when its closed during winter!

>>14872453
If I'm being harsh on myself, I like it because I want to be loved and desired so bad that someone would kill or maim for me. There's a couple reasons someone could want that, most of them selfish, and my reasons don't matter much.

Have an elf.

>>14872187
I second this motion!

>>14872496
A nice hobo family!

>>14872488
kikis don't have toes, immersion dropped

>>14872464
>>14872461
>>14872456
The desire for love isn't the interesting part. The need for unconditional love is boring. In a fantasy setting such as MGE that's easy to come by. Yet anon wants someone willing to hurt/maim/kill them.

It's not a desire to be hurt, otherwise they'd just be a masochist. It also isn't a desire to be controlled. My theory is that they fetishize being forced to be faithful. Yet that wouldn't necessarily explain the desire for their partner to kill others out of jealousy. Perhaps the faithfulness fetish goes both ways? Trust issues.

tl:dr - anon isn't can't relate to normal expressions of love and instead fetishizes violent obsession.

>>14872485
Just imagine their reaction when they learn of your relationship.
Most of them react with shock and mutters of "how scandalous!"
Some of them react with blushing, one of them faints again.
The youngest sister asks "You can do that?" with wonder glowing in her eyes.

>>14872505
Together they guard the Neverending Bottle of Vodka.

>>14872507
not anymore she doesn't

Imps shouldn't be this sexy

>>14872497

Sounds like a plan.

Now could she please put the knife away while we look at job postings? It's a bit much

>>14872512
I can only imagine the youngest as a loli while the oldest is a proper one that has teacher glasses and a prim and proper set of clothes.

>>14872523
I agree. She should be put in her place.

>>14872529
I'd like the oldest Fox to be a loli, but act like an old grandma. Completely old-fashioned, ill-tempered and a bit of a drinker.

>>14872529
The youngest one isn't a Hime-sama like her sisters. She's still pure. Years later, to the horror of her sisters, she'll end up in a harem situation with several other Hime monstergirls and a commoner boy that she solves by just offering to share the boy.

The oldest one is cold and calculating, with expensive clothes specifically designed to show off her flawless curves and her massive chest.
And yet behind closed doors, she dresses lazily and masturbates to vanilla POV porn where the guy tells her he loves her with every thrust.
She also cries herself to sleep because she's 29 and unmarried. She feels like she wasted her youth and that no-one will ever want an old maid like her.

>Why do people like yandere

Gee, I wonder?

>>14872247
Awesome

>>14872523
I need MGs in armor stat!

Let's help the princess win back her kingdom from the mean Jötunn!

>>14872509
A yandere won't hurt their object of affection.
You're thinking of yangire.

>>14872541
But her place is chained to my bed by a collar, perpetually nude with her ass presented, and I don't really think she'd consider that a punishment.

>>14872563
>I don't know what yandere is

>>14872484
Night security. It's not as glamorous as they make it in the movies. I'm mostly working on school or playing games on my laptop behind my big security desk.

>>14872572
>Night security
Ah yes, the night shift. When I was in the military police, I purposefully took night shifts so I could just chill and watch movies all night.

>>14872509
You've messed something up. Yandere never hurts anon, she hurts FOR anon, so it only adds to the feel of being adored, if in a guilty way.

>>14872570
If this is a joking comment, ignore this post.

If not, quick refresher: Yan of both kinds are mentally unstable sociopaths. Never forget this.

Yandere are psychotically in love with their target, and willing to kill or die for them. A good example is Gasai Yuno of the first two-thirds of Mirai Nikki.

Yangire are much the same, but willing to harm their target to ensure control. Think the antagonist of Misery.

In fiction, they can be cute and loving, or scary and monstrous.

In real life, they're the sort who actually kidnap and imprison their targets.

>>14872585
>mentally unstable sociopaths
>sociopaths
I don't think you should use words as if they didn't have actual meanings.

>>14872585
>kidnap and imprison their targets
I should NOT BE TURNED ON BY SUCH THINGS. BUT YET I STILL AM!

Also you forgot the Rape part.

>>14872556
As far as practical armor goes, this is all I've got.

>>14872547
Girl, please come inside, i don't want you to get sick or freeze to death. I do agree, you must be chilled to the bone, would you like to cuddle with me to help regain your warmth?

Do the Wurm

>>14872599
Sorry, I don't dance.

>>14872588
You do realize there's a difference, right?

Sociopath is at its base: a person with a personality disorder manifesting itself in extreme antisocial attitudes and behavior and a lack of conscience.

Most are functional, capable of remaining stable. They tend to just avoid society, rather than be part of it.

Mentally unstable ones tend to be murderous or start cults.

It's all a matter of what they do with the madness they have.

>>14872599
The Wurm wants you to do her, too.

>>14872599
>>14872611
Do the Wurm! Take one step from side to side and then again do the Wurm!

>>14872599
You mean like slow dancing with her or ballroom dancing with her?

>>14872618
No, The Wurm is when you wriggle your hips while spinning around in place until a tornado is born!

>>14872620
That sounds like a lot of property damage, couldn't we just stay home and cuddle with one another?

>>14872624
No! Wurm is sick of patriarch-man using her body as a cuddle-object!

>>14872611
Wurm, remember what I said about controlling your strength, be careful now.

>>14872628
What, that makes no sense at all. Plus she's the one who likes cuddles and asked for them in the first place.

>>14872633
Wurm went on the internet and lots of Landwhale Girls told her all about how mean men are to Wurm!

>>14872631
NO BRAKES, ANON!

>>14872635
Poor impressionable Wurm.

>>14872635
What, I've never been mean to her, in fact I'm one of the few people who never insulted her or belittled her, I've always been their to support her when he feels down. It's the reason we love each other so much and she's treated me so nicely, the landwhales are stereotyping her not me.

>>14872605
He pointed it out because sociopath is not the correct term. Both yans would be considered psychopaths.

>>14872640
>I've never been mean to her
Aha! You are now menstruating, just like the Landhwale Girls said you'd be!

>>14872644
What are you talking about, once again they're trying to trick you with lies. one of the things I pride myself on is being honest with her and I make sure to tell her anything on my mind. Also they're using the term in incorrect context, your a smart girl who can see through lies I know it deep in my heart.

I'd like the roleplay to go and stay go

>>14872656
Oh shut up and fap to whatever this is.

>>14872656
>uuuuuuu no fun allowed uuuuuuuu
no.

>>14872641
Alright, fair enough.

>>14872638
Dammit Wurm.

>>14872667
Why don't we have that with a Jinko?

>>14872659
A wolfu forced to wear a bunny costume?

>>14872685
Yes. She might even once have been a earl among the Visiwolfus, but now she is being degraded by her conquerors!

I want to write about spiders but I don't think I have anything to say about them.
Can someone else do it?

This thing needs to be bred.

>>14872719
OK, expect something in a day or two.

>>14872724
I didn't expect that to actually work, wonderful!

>>14872719
What kind of stuff? When I'm un-banned and able to post from places other than my phone I might try writing.

You guys don't like namefags right?

>>14872727
No, we hate everyone with a name and we hit them with the same sticks we used to hit Alps the night before!

>>14872722
Inferior genes.

>>14872728
And you never get the stink of alp off of you. Trust me, I've tried.

>>14872722
Do you have what it takes to become a breeder though? I remember Digimon World, it was a royal pain.

>>14872722
It's important to make sure you team of Kikimora maids are color-coded.

Gotta have your no-nonsense red-head Kiki.
Your blonde bimbo Kiki.
Your standard brown Kiki.
And your shy black-haired Kiki.

>>14872735
Have you tried tomato juice? I hear that works for Alp Juice.

>>14872728
Oh jeez.

I wouldn't make a habit of it or anything, mostly just as a way to organize and have people recognize me ocassionally if they want to give feedback or requests.

>Anon, I know you said you wanted to go catch yourself a nice fox wife, but this really isn't how you are supposed to do it......"

>>14872735
But isn't that good? Monster Girls smell the Alp on you and they don't rape you.

>>14872746
Pastebin.

>>14872750
Actually it causes a gag reflex, and they may puke on you.

>>14872749
Oh, I suppose I'll just mosey on down to that shinto shrine that WE DON'T HAVE JIM! Tie her up, I'm taking her home with me.

>>14872749
This one looks feral! I bet she's a fighter! Hehehe...

I can't wait to put her in cute clothes, brush her and feed her and make sure she goes to a good school!~

>>14872752
>Japanese girls puking in each others' mouths

>>14872752
They should at least take being outclassed with some dignity.

>>14872752
>>14872750
If stuttering and stammering had a scent, it would smell like an Alp.

>>14872722
>Parents come to visit and are met by your heavily pregnant Kikimora maidwife
>They're uncomfortable letting her attend to them
>They get upset when they realize that she goes right back to cleaning once they've sat down
>They get outright angry when they find out she's only cleaning to pass the time while the dinner she's preparing cooks in the oven
>When you finally get to a stopping point in your paperwork and come sit down, they tear you a new asshole
>Making her keep working, making her cook, not helping her when it looks like she could pop at any moment, shameful
>Have to explain to them that Kikimoras are literally built for that sort of thing
>In fact, they get even better at doing those things when they're pregnant and take great offense to someone suggesting they need help
>They don't listen, they both get up and walk into the kitchen
>30 seconds later, your maidwife comes storming out of the kitchen and flings herself into your lap with a giant scowl on her face
>Tell her you're sorry about your parents
>She tells you that it's not your fault, and a lady doesn't talk back to her mother-in-law, but it still really bothers her
>You promise to make it up to her, your parents don't understand and are only trying to help
>Her shoulders slump a little at that, some anger fading as her scowl turns into a pout

Thank the dark gods there is no DE in MGC, I just realized this means No alps.

>>14872763
'LOCAL KIKIMORA LITERALLY CAN'T STOP CLEANING'

>>14872767
But anon, MGC has the biggest Alp Club this side of the Mississippi! Uncle Alp's!

>>14872774
Thought it was big gay alps big gay alp sanctuary?

>>14872759
All monster girls should be cute and nervous. Otherwise they're sluttttttsssssss

>>14872773
> While dusting, she lies down on the floor
> she takes a rag out of her pocket and begins to rub at a stain on the floor while giving birth
> after the baby is out, she stands up and gets the mop
> cleans up the afterbirth and looks at baby
>cleans the baby

>>14872783
Someone saw Monty Python's meaning of life.


>"hey mister, can we have yer liver?"

>>14872767
Hooray for gay parades!

>>14872783
>In her sleep, her tail wags, dusting a bunch of objects that need dusting, which she re-arranged prior to going to sleep.

This is an angel?

>>14872797
Why can I see this actually happening.

>>14872749
>>14872753
>>14872754
Y'all better have a license for hunting...

>>14872797
Wings as sensual areas are so incredibly hot.
Even more so when the point where they connect to the back is

>>14872804
Oh yeah, I have it right here in my pocket sand Hshssha!

>>14872797
Angel feathers must be the softest thing imaginable.

>>14872816
>Paladin helmet blocks it all
>Temporary blinds the Yeti on his back
>Paladin gives anon a hefty whomping before bringing him in to yeti PD

Well done anon.

>>14872831
>yeti PD
Okay, who is my cellmate? Don't tell me it's...
>So what are you in for?

>>14872835
The MGC prison system is broken, it puts minor offenders in and spits out Bonnie and Clyde couples that rob banks for the thrill to enhance their sex lives!

>>14872835
Some lady who got lost in the mountains and gave up trying to get home.

>>14872843
Gonna molest those fluffy looking ears.

>>14872843
>You can stand on my hands and then I'll blow you! Holy shit, this is the greatest idea ever!

>>14872849
>Not pinning the man a few feet above ground with claws against the wall

Guys you won't believe what just happened to me.
>work in private security
>working a double shift throughout the night
>the cameras where I work start acting funny in a certain area of the building
>don't wanna check it out but I have to
>walk into one of the rooms with my flashlight in hand
>there's a woman dressed in white in front of me
>I, pretty calmly considering I was about to shit my pants, say "hello" to the woman
>she just smiles at me and WALKS THROUGH THE FUCKING WALL
>hightail it back to my security desk
>after calling a few people I posted here because I love these threads and you guys
I personally think it was my love of spooky MGs that made me not piss myself at the mere sight of her. I still have goosebumps from the encounter.

>>14872883
Was she hot?

>>14872883
/x/ please go. Or at least post Skinwalkers.

>>14872883
I am a physic. I feel that this presence has a message from beyond for you.
It reads~ nice blog

>>14872835
I sniffed an Elf just like you at line in the supermarket and got caught.

>>14872910
Maybe you should try something easier like an alraune old timer.

>>14872921
I think I'll make do with the shackled Elf I'm locked up with. I'll suck on her ears too.

>>14872481

Well, that guy sounds like a dick.

>be archaeologist
>also be a bit of a kinky pervert
>become expert in ancient perversions
>also become a bit of an outcast in scientific circles
>end up working a low-paying job at a museum, can't get proper funding for your own research
>can't get laid either because you're too boring for regular women but too creepy for academic gals
>one day get told to catalog some pottery shards nobody cares about
>notice something familiar in the broken up designs
>these were from the same culture your thesis was about! a lost civilization of sexual perversions!
>bitch and moan until they agree to send any other finds like this your way
>write an essay about it
>no journal wants to publish it
>put it up online in the hopes at least someone finds it
>weeks pass
>get e-mail from rich guy who read it and says he needs an expert to join an expedition to the area where this culture once existed
>you're the only expert in this specific group, so you'll be in charge of the digs
>he spared no expense
>holy shit, is this even real?
>head out to the field, start excavating
>find lots of artifacts, finally able to build a better picture of this exotic people
>lots of art of girls with animal bits on them for whatever reason, probably symbolic of their animalistic desires manifesting, write an essay on that too
>one day you find some kind of toy or puzzle box, the first completely intact thing you've found
>it doesn't look very lewd, there's probably something super-lewd inside it though, since it's so hard to solve
Open box, Y/N

>>14872975
What could possibly go wrong?

>>14872975
What's it going to do, cause an ancient pharaoh to possess us and make us better at children's card games?

>>14872975
maybe?

>>14872835
Leave that elf alone, anon. She's bad news. I've seen that look before. I'd bet you anything her little brother just got a girlfriend. She's ready to kill.

>>14872975
Yes. Open the box. Or don't. I'm just a guy on the Internet, not a cop.

>>14872975
Cum on it to unlock it. Open it up and take what comes with open legs

>>14872890
I don't know, I was too busy not trying to shit myself.
>>14872896
Wow. Rude.

>>14872982
>decide to solve the box that night, alone in case what's inside makes you feel like a little fap
>open box
>a bright light comes out, what is this I don't even?
>there's a girl before you
>a brown girl
>with wings
>and a tail
>and horns
>and no clothes
>her eyes are all weird
>there's juices trickling down her thighs and some milk coming out of her breasts
>they're not very big though
>she whispers something to you
>no idea what, you were never able to decipher the dead tongue
>you shake your head
>she giggles
>oh man, that laugh is the cutest!
>she spreads her wings and stretches out
>she's actually pretty toned
>her non-human bits look purple
>her hair is all ruffled
>she winks
>you blush, also your pants just shrank
>she sees both
>blows you a kiss
>puts her hands on her head and does a little wiggly dance
>that tail swinging along with her hips
>she walks over to your bed and gets down on all fours
>sticks her tongue out and wiggles her ass at you
Pounce, Y/N

>>14873000
Well I'm a cop and I say open it.

>>14873006
Do not pounce. 360 walk away and come back

>>14873005
Make sure to fuck her next time.

>>14873011
Gayfags please go.

>>14873006
Is that even a serious question? If it is you might be an alp.
Y

>>14873015
Found the guy who'd stick his dick into a mimic's lock.

>>14873032
>Guy wants to waifu a mimic
>Joins a dungeoneering party
>Keeps getting his junk stuck in real treasure chests all the time
>And the grumpy thief has to get it out each time
>They finally reach the echidna that has been waiting for someone to reach her trove
>Guy asks where the mimic is
>There was never a mimic

>>14873017
>struggle with the belt
>drop pants to ankles
>drop underwear down to mid thigh, goddamn this is awkward
>trip on your own clothes and fall on top of her
>she giggles again
>that laugh is still cute
>she says something you can only assume is telling you to relax
>scale her back, feel up her amazing wings, she shivers at that
>guess the part where wings connect to her back are as sensitive as armpits
>her tail wraps around your waist and locks you in place
>stick it in easily in her moist cavern of carnal copulation
>what the hell was that you just thought?
>oh god she feels so good you just kind of blanked out there, nevermind
>try to take a few deep breaths but your hips starts moving on their own
>or maybe she's yanking and pulling with her tail
>don't want to lose, lean on her back, grope those big bags of sand and get some warm milk on your fingers
>lick it off, damn son
>notice her pointy ears
>nibble on it
>smell her hair
>so nice
>grunt
>she's moaning
>this is so great it must be a dream!
>feel up her abs
>so tight
>you should work out too
>feel up her thighs
>bet she could crush watermelons with those
>lick her some more
>she hums a little
>oh shit you're about to come! gotta do something about this quick!
>cum anyway
>she giggles again, and before you know it she's turned around to face you, pushed you off the bed and now she's on top!
>and your clothes are just kind of flowing off of you and turning into something else
>silk? satin? feels really smooth
>legs spread and tied to... somewhere
>hands too
>eyes blindfolded
>she's kissing your neck
>shes's kissing your chest
>she's licking your face
>she's kissing you
>that tongue's kinda long
>she starts moving her hips
>moan something in protest
>she hushes you and starts kissing your ears
>so warm and moist
>her lips that is
>both above and below
>her hands are all over the place too
>suddenly someone is knocking on the pole outside your tent
>"Dude, you alright in there?"
>SHIT!

What do?

>>14873044
Tie them up, force them to find the key to the lock, hidden inside one of the seventy eggs to escape, while the two of you have flying sex until you reach the pyramids and have fun until the solstice.

>>14873050
>one of the seventy eggs
What fucking eggs?

>>14873044
Shove that bitch under the table before richie rich NTRs you

>>14873050
>>14873062
Both of these are potentially hilarious.

>>14873050
>>14873062
So do I just combine these two or what?

>>14873076
Rich man obviously has his motives for bank rolling you and a demon loli thing might be something he would want himself. Go with >>14873062

>>14872247
SHIIIIEEETT

>>14873076
>Not good, not good!
>panic
>yell out you're indecent
>whisper to the... girl that she needs to hide
>she makes a pouty "hmph" but climbs off of you
>wait, she can understand english?
>no time for that though
>she whirls her wrist and suddenly you're dressed again
>in a silky robe
>it's comfy and classy, but red and not really your type
>no time for this now
>grab the girl by the shoulders and shove her under your desk
>put the chair there so she's kinda hidden
>it's dark enough, if she just stays quiet you'll be fine
>open the tent flap
>boss steps in
>he's ugly and fat and if he didn't have a corpulent presence and a loud, obnoxious voice you wouldn't recognize him
>you can't quite put your finger on it but there's something off about his face
>like, if he was in a crowd you'd never be able to tell it was him
>he's saying he heard a woman's voice
>laugh awkwardly, say that's preposterous
>he insists, he's got an expert ear for the ecstasy of women you know
>you weren't watching porn on your company laptop, were you, you old dog, you?
>aah, gomen, gomen!
>he asks if you could watch together?
>get the fuck out of here
>it's just that it gets lonely out here in the bush
>abort, abort!
>suddenly the girl is standing behind him
>her eyes glowing yellow
>she grins like a maniac
>this is bad
>shes naps her fingers and suddenly your boss is wrapped in a bunch of restraints, including a gag
>there're a lock at the end of it all
>she shows the key to his frightened face
>at least it should be a frightened face
>then she kind of moves her fingers around and suddenly there's a golden egg around the key
>she puts it on the shelf
>that shelf wasn't there a moment ago
>wait, that shelf doesn't even fit in the tent!
>and what's with all those other eggs?
>they're moving
>fast
>and then they stop
>she takes you by the hand and leads you out of the cave
>wait, no, cave?
>you're in the mountains now
>she hugs your face to her breasts, wraps her legs and tail around you and jumps off the cliff
>nononnonono
>you're flying now
>you look up
>you look down
>you happily return to tits
>have sex while in the air
>nothing better to do, really
>better than thinking about the drop
>hope she doesn't lose her concentration
>her happy squeals turn you on though so it's not all bad
>then you land
>your robes flow on a stone bed
>maybe an altar
>she rolls off to your side and plays with your chest hair
>she purrs, kind of
>you look around
>still pretty high
>looks like the top of a step-pyramid
>didn't know there was one anywhere near here
>wherever here is
>kind of sleepy though
>and it's so comfy here

What do?
>>14873092
>demon loli
She's not a loli, she's just not a titty-monster.

>>14873108
Round two, then sleep off your exhaustion for the rest of the day.

>>14873116
Technically this would be round three by now.

>>14873108
>on the other hand, you're still hard
>not as young as you used to be, but goddammit you're no slouch yet!
>roll over on top of her
>her face reddens and she grins when your fingers intertwine and you kiss her forehead
>slip in once again
>drink some milk straight from the tap
>she's really panting now
>then again so are you
>she's so warm though
>scratch that, so hot!
>nibble the nipples
>she lets out what you can only describe as a muffled kyaa
>she leglocks you again
>her wings flap a little, give you a spanking
>wanna play it rough, huh?
>thrust harder
>she responds in kind
>not gonna lose to you missy
>whew
>will accept a surrender any time
>gaahhh
>will also accept a truce
>nnhnggnnh
>call it a draw then?
>cum
>she laughs
>not that cute giggle this time either, but this sinister ufufufu thing
>turns you around and gets on top again
>oh no
>you've got to be kidding me
>she keeps moving
>arches her back so she's out of your reach
>the robe's fabric turns into ribbons to tie you down again
>blindfold and gag too
>this time nobody interrupts her
>she gets wild
>from up here you'd bet the entire valley can hear her screaming
>this is really going too far
>and yet you're not too worried
>being tied up all you can do is take it
>it's kind of... liberating
>she collapses on you after her orgasm
>you came too but there wasn't much in you at that point
>she doesn't let you pull out, she lies on top of you with your flaccid dick inside her
>the cloth covers you both up nicely
>nighty-night
>...
>zzzz...
>ZZZZZZZ...

What happens when we wake up?

>>14873140
Or maybe I'll just stop here. Pastebinned it in case it continues in the future.

http://pastebin.com/Cm5hdTtZ

>>14873140
Hope she gets back in the box. More digging tomorrow!
>>14873149
Welp.

>>14873154
>Welp
Come on man, it's the deadening hour. I'll make more Sunday-Monday-ish.

>>14873155
Its not like I wanted to continue anyway!
also more oomukade when?

>>14873157
After Khepri? I need to ease back into this.

>>14873165
Ah well. Looking forward to it.

>>14873171
Don't sound so disappointed. You'll make feel bad and stay home and write more instead of getting the exercise I sorely need.

Lewdhound: http://i.imgur.com/Tzo744a.jpg

Apparently it's a CG for a game which is also going to have a sex scene. Unfortunately the game looks pretty awful.

>>14873190
It can't be as bad as that 3D MonMusu abomination.

>>14873190
Link?

>>14873194
http://naughty-netherpunch.blogspot.com/?zx=bbb9e05a9caae317

>>14873190
The art's not too bad.

>>14873149
That's a nice picture, I'll trade you a sukky for it.

>>14873202
Please no, last time I saw one of these a nasty old hag jammed it down a guy's peepee!

>>14873207
Last time I saw one, two cuties were making out in the back of a car

>>14873198
Eh, I've seen worse.

>>14873212
I like your version.

Hey guys quick update: just got back from pulling a double shift and finished Callie's route. Gonna sleep on it before I post it, just in case I made some errors.
Good night guys, please don't burn the thread down until after I finish this story.

>>14873216
The fire rises.

>>14873218
Aww she thinks she's a salamander!

>>14872357
>Paizuri
Nah, fuck off with that
Paizuri is lazy, uninspired and overdone

>>14873295
So is vaginal intercourse. Do you hate that too, you fucking faggot?

>>14872357
>or
Why not double paizuri? That's the stuff dreams are made of.
>>14873295
Doesn't stop it being hot.

>>14873320
>>14873327
At least with vaginal you get to see more of the girl than a face and a pair of tits. You have all kinds of different positions, different degrees of dominance for either party, various ways to show how much the girl is into it... there's far more potential there.
Paizuri is just what 99% of japanese monster girl artists go for because 1. it's easy, 2. japs are obsessed with tits and 3. it gives them an excuse not to draw any of the monster parts.
It gets really old.

>>14872127
Wisps in different colours, you say?

I want to piss off a snooty Gandharva by unironically enjoying weebcore!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXxikbKW0gs

Would you lick chocolate off your waifu's ass?

>>14873408
fucker I would lick the chocolate out of my waifus ass

>>14873342
>2. japs are obsessed with tits
Just the Japs? Anon...

>>14873408
Yes.
But it'd be better on her front side.