/jp/ - Otaku Culture

In before all the retarded start-of-the-thread memes

>>14862565
>Bleh, bleh! I vant to suck your cock!
Ignore Bella, she's a little touched in the head.

>>14862565
Fourth for meido impregnation

So this is it. My zen-spot.

What is this cat even doing?

WELL NOW! WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT? A NEW THREAD!
Time to post some stuff. I'm that one guy from last thread who specifically declined the name of Syndrome. Still looking for a handle, by the way.

This jumped into my brain, and wouldn't go away until I put it down in fake ink. It's rough as hell, and I invite GLORIOUS CRITIQUE.
Also, let me know if I should split things up into multiple posts in the future, this reply window is tiny.

>Be paladin in MGC
>Honor, duty, integrity, etc
>Enter foul den of monstrous creatures
>Aha! A dragon has taken hold of a fair damsel!
>This paladin cannot abide such a thing!
>Charge forward, passing evil fiends on left and right
>None shall impede your progress! Your goal is too righteous!
>Challenge dragon to battle for honor
>Dragon accepts, combat is met
>After much strife, a heavy blow is landed
>The dragon falters, unable to stand against you
>Or so it would seem
>It was all a ruse!
>The fair maiden is naught but an illusion, a monster rises in her place
>Distracted by the illusion, lose track of the dragon
>A fatal mistake, no matter the circumstance
>This paladin is struck down, felled in battle
>Truly, an end worthy of witness
>Remaining monsters swarm forth, piling on top of your form
>Not smiting them may have been a mistake
>They're kinda heavy
>Actually they are really heavy
>But hark! What approaches!
>It is the Echidna! Mother of all monsters!
>Or at least these monsters
>Well, some of them
>The rest were just invited
>Fortunately, they listen to her when she asks them to get off of you
>Apparently it's time for cake
>Get offered a slice
>Apologize, can't indulge on the job
>Secretly glad of the rule, you know what's in those cakes
>Never again
>Well, maybe on a special occasion
>Doesn't your wife have a birthday coming up?
>Talk to Echidna after party, need to get paid
>Little dragon comes up and thanks you for letting her win
>Keep to role, bluster and bluff that you'll be back, and she'd better grow big and strong or you'll beat her next time
>Echidna laughs as dragon girl runs off to play with the new toys
>Hands over standard fee of 20 Tanukidollars Sterling
>Amazing payout actually, the Tanukidollar is best in the world
>It'll last you several months on that alone
>She remarks that she never had such fun times when she was a child
>Paladins back then were somewhat more grimdark and killtacular
>Make offhand remark that some of your colleagues work for the more mature clientele
>Higher prices, admittedly, and a screening process is necessary, but supposedly worth the while
>At least your coworkers seem to think so
>Thank Echidna for her patronage, head home to wife
>Such is life as a Paladin in MGC

>>14862570

>>14862587
Jumping to evade something while swatting said something?

>>14862570
>>14862592

>>14862592
>>14862599
THE MEEEEEEMES, ANON
The memes

>>14862570
>>14862592
>>14862599
There, we're all set for the thread to begin.

>>14862601
But how is that possible? The MEMEILIM was destroyed!

>>14862587
Looks like a catlike dance move

>>14862590
You will be known as Cumfaggot. You shall not escape this.
A bit short, even for a greentext, but at least I didn't see the shift coming halfway through.

>>14862592
>>14862599
>>14862601
>>14862604
>>14862605
YOUR MEMES END HERE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmmQxXPOMMY

>>14862610
So, what you're saying is, we're getting served?

>>14862587
>>14862610
Looks like she's throwing down.

In a literal sense.

>>14862620
Maybe you are, but I've got moves to retaliate with.

>>14862611
But I'm not with a bundle of sticks!

>>14862583
But this is a garden. Shouldn't we call it your g spot?

>>14862623
Oh it's ON!

>>14862625
Your name is chosen and it will STICK.
>>14862637
No, that you can look for later.

I want to have sexual intercourse with a Holstaur cattle-herder in the woman-on-top, forward facing seated position.

In other words, I want cowgirl cowgirl cowgirl.

>>14862662
Okay.

I'm hot tonight!

>>14862662
>Go forward to watch tits swing and see your cock disappear inside her
>Go reverse to watch that ass ripple and jiggle as she bounces on your dick
The eternal conundrum

>>14862685
Hi hot, I'm anon.

>>14862623
Not the Anon, but you don't even know who you're messing with
I have mastered the skills of dance to even the sickest of eurobeats

>>14862685
>>14862689
And then they fugged.

>>14862623
>Character literally born from a meme
Not even Cheshires are as autistic as that girl

>>14862687
Thus, the mirror was born

I want get some chicken and beef stakes, wrap it together with bacon, put some cheese on it and cook it on a salamander's tail!
When its done I'll share it with her.

Anyone have a cap of that Loli Anubis Cumflation greentext from the last thread?

>>14862695
>Character literally born from a meme
Explain

>>14862702
See this guy? He's a romantic, he is.

>>14862709
She's a very loud and obnoxious cat girl covered in rainbows and sparkles. She is perpetually on roller skates and leaves behind a massive rainbow trail as she moves. And her name is Neon Katt (Say it slowly and you'll get it).

>>14862714
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>14862565
>That pose and angle.

Urge to be dominated by a bratty Vampire Mosquito is rising.

>>14862729
>"Eeeeeh? Are you getting hard?"
>"How perverted, looking at my body like that."
>"Well, for your honesty I'll get you off."
>"With my foot."
>"If you're good I'll let you lick my nectar after."
>"You hopeless thing."

HOLY SHIT! EVERYONE COME QUICKLY!

THE SHRINE NEXT DOOR HAS A TALKING FOX!

>>14862741
Hehehe. Ass.

>>14862741
WITH A NAKED BUTT!

>>14862651
Alright, fine. As you have proclaimed, I am now STICK.
http://pastebin.com/u/STICKanon

STICK is who I am, and STICK is who I shall be. The art of the STICK is my path, and by this name, your order will be One Tanukidollar, at the next window please.

>>14862755
I contributed! Holy shit.

>>14862755
>"Yeah I'd like to order 1 Tanukiburger, with Shekel fries and a large coke."
>"Oy vey! Please drive to window! Good boyim!"

Man I hate coming here, makes me feel like I'm getting scammed.

>>14862755
Please write about Mimics.

>>14862766
I'll have a number 9, two number 45s, one with cheese, a number 5 with extra dip and a large soda.

>>14862771
>"Thank you for your wise purchase!"

>>14862771
Would you like a wife with that? Only 2.99 extra with rebate.

>>14862590
I already told you. Your name shall be Cumfaggot.

I like the greentext though, Cumfaggot. Good idea, and the execution carried it through.

>>14862790
>2.99
Wait a minute. With taxes, that's tree-fiddy!

>>14862797
The goyim is onto us, shut it down!

I want to play Anubis Fortress!

>>14862814
Remember the golden rule.
Always protect the rear entrance.

>>14862738
I would snap on her in the most sexually aggressive way possible
>Get dommed all day by loli girlfriend
>She gets you off in the most embarrassing ways
>Constantly talks down at you
>Can't take it anymore
>Finally break one day
>She tries to make you eat her out as she teases you
>Stand up defiantly
>Take her by the hips and hoist her into the air
>position her over your throbbing member
>The smug face goes wide with shock
>'H-Hey, what are you-'
>She can't even finish as you rm your cock deep inside her
>She's teased you so much the sudden tightness almost makes you cum, but you hold fast
>Begin pumping your hips vigorously into her tight pussy
>She loses all composure, helpless in mid-air as you fuck her senseless
>Her cries of confusion eventually turn to moans of lust, spurring you on
>Her legs lock around your waist, pulling you in deeper
>Lose control and pin her to the wall
You press into her body, her hard nipples poking into your chest
>She throws her arms around your neck, begging you to fill her up
>Your pump your hips like a man possessed, bottoming out in her vice-like snatch with each stroke
>You bury yourself to the hilt one last time as you feel your balls contract
>Your white-hot load erupts from your cock, filling her hungry womb with your seed
>You just stand there for a moment, panting, her quivering body pressed between you and the wall
Your legs give out from you and you slowly fll to the ground with her on top of you
>Your cock slowly goes limp and pulls out from her, a gush of cum following behind it
>She eventually regains her ability to talk, leaning up to whisper in your ear
>'N-Naughty boys usually get... get punished for something like that.'
>'But i-it felt really nice, so I'll let it pass... this time.'
>She trails a dainty finger across your chest as she gives you mischievous grin
>'Who knows, maybe if you behave like a good little boy, I'll reward you again some time.'
>She plants a quick kiss on you before nuzzling into your chest, falling asleep atop you

>>14862704
I know I said I wouldn't put it in Pastebin, but no one responded to you, and I still had the original open in Word, sp here you go.

https://pastebin.com/DmKXaGXe

You can save the link or download the text and I can delete it later, if you want. It feels a little short to Pastebin, after all.

>>14862823
> loli girlfriend tries to make you eat her out
> go down
> wrap one arm around each leg and stand up, lifting her
> pull her off your face
> suplex the loli
> pin
> win the Monstergirl City Wrestling Division

>>14862821
Back to work with you!

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, study your handy dandy survival guide for Winter in MGC.

It always pays to help know the difference between a snow mound created by the plows and one created by an Ushi to hide in.

What the FUCK did you do?

>>14862864
Walking in the winter wonderland~

>>14862834
Anubis is such a tight-ass. She really needs to just unclinch and relax once in a while. Surely she knows someone who could help her with that stick up her ass.

>>14862865
You are not my wan-wan, therefore you get no headpats.

>>14862869
Poor red zombie.

She hasn't seen dick since stalingrad.

Probably has friends who're wights now but not her.
I now want a russian wight who served in WW2.
I want to wear her hat.

>>14862865
No headpats because she chased away a werekitten.

>>14862865
Those ears look weird. Like they're growing from her hair and not her head.

Weird ears.

>>14862865
I just noticed she's not actually giving him the finger.

>>14862890
There's an edit where she is.

I think we can all agree the elf on the left is the best breeding material and undoubtedly the best future wife/mom.

>>14862910
I want the thickest elves around!

>>14862612
IS FULL OF SHIT A MEME?

>>14862910
I'll take the redhead, thank you.

Your daughter decided to dye her hair...

>>14862910
All of them except white and brown are genetic garbage.

>>14862910
>No sinewy damaged-goods elf who is actually pure and kind and wants nothing more to be a mom

>You will never comfort her while she's pregnant when she gets worried that your kids might think she's scary because of her injuries

just kill me.

>>14862922
Looks fine to me. I'd compliment her on doing it so well.

Do you prefer a pure kind looking mg or a sinister looking version of her?

>>14862939
Oh crap, it the full moon isn't it?

>>14862942
Everyone got their bunker and manticore piss ready?
Don't want find out your rape alarm needs new batteries when it's too late.

>>14862939
Sinister looking but actually gentle and kindhearted.

>>14862954
This negroid understands what my penis wants. Sure you're not half alp?

>>14862922
Is she cosplaying Cruella or something?

>>14862714
My god, how did I not see that?

On the topic of RWBY, Yang would make a good salamander.

Dicking a hole, a hole, a hole, a hole~

>>14862702
That sounds nice.
Cooking with a salamander's tail must make everything taste better.

>>14862977
Wurms shouldn't be lewd, it takes away their retard moe appeal.

>>14862711
thank you, now how would you be romantic?

>>14862865
Headpatted an alp and made her jelly.

She's gonna have to say please.

>>14862987
I'll have you know Wurms are sexual savants.
>>14862988
I dunno. Share the experience of watching 80's action movies with her?

>>14862963
Don't know if i want to see a one-armed salamander.

>>14863005
That made me sad.
Still despite the depression Yang is best girl now that Miss Nikos is feeling a little dusty.

>>14862996
>not wanting to tell a blushing wurm exactly how you make babies together

It's like you stopped living a long time ago.

Hate, violence, and harsh noise!

>>14863026
Nega-Moth-chan no!

Yandere onee sans who are a bit too prtoective

>>14863033
Yandere nee-chans with a kuudere streak that silently watch you do your homework so you don't ask that anubis slut for help.

>>14863022
You bastard

>>14863042
Would she secretly sniff her otoutos hair while he sleeps?

Gentlemen, I propose a plan. We shall construct a vessel, capable of traversing the ether, and we shall plunge through the black hole at a high velocity, activating the thingamajiggers, thus creating a Wurm Hole, and so shall we enter the world of booty and bosom!

>>14863048
>Secretly
No, she'll do it brazenly, occasionally waking him up with how into it she gets.
If he complains, she shushes him by explaining that as her younger brother, he is her's by right and that means she's free to do what she wants with him.

>>14863048
She might even borrow some for connivence sake.
Don't forget to leave that bathwater in, she needs that too!

>>14863050
But how will we return if we all lose our wizard powers? One of us will have to maintain his wizardry for his monster loving brother's sake.

>>14863005
>>14863022
Am I missing something?

>>14863056
>>14863059
What if he falls in love with another girl?

>>14863059
>But how will we return
Whoever wants to return is certainly free to remain a wizard, but I don't see why anyone would want to. I imagine this as being more of a one-way trip, like, and would only take on volunteers willing to sacrifice their earthly lives and wizarding powers for the sake of scientific pursuits such as the study of the courtship rituals and mating habits of the local virile vixens.

>>14863065
Accept it and move on like any caring sibling should.
Then grow up and marry an Anon just like him.

>>14863065
It's adorable that he thinks that option exists.

>>14863071
I dont understand

>>14863070
>yandere
>accept it
>yandere monstergirl
>ACCEPT IT

>>14863064
spoilers of RWBY season 3
Yang got herright arm cut off and Pyrrha took a arrow to the heart and then got reduced to ashes by cinder.

>>14863087
There are no other women, he just has a bad memory.

>>14863096
Yandere pyrrha fucking when

I need pictures, pictures of wockbutts

>>14863096
>>14863115
What is this thing you speak of?

>>14863105
What about that cute anubis down the street

>>14863132
There is no Anubis down the street.
That house has been empty forever.

>>14863125
Sorry, all out. Have some catbutt.

>>14863137
Puffy vulva. Too puffy.

>>14863135
But what if he's in LOVE
True love overcomes all obstacles, even yandere nee-sans.

>>14863146
You can't love a dead body, anon. That's a crime.

>>14863146
True love cant overcome mindbreak as countless NTR doujins have shown to is

>>14863115
She did really like Juane...
but alas the answer is fucking never

>>14863148
Mummies are legal.

>>14863148
>thinking you can kill a god of death
Even then it's just a quick boat ride to the field of reeds and one pouty Anubis to say you should've been here ten minutes earlier.

>>14863153
But that's not true TRUE LOVE.

>>14863070
>Then grow up and marry an Anon just like him.
Like his son.
YANDERE AUNTIE HAS WAITED TOO LONG TO BE REFUSED NOW.

>>14863153
As if the D can't heal what it breaks.

>>14863163
>yfw the classmate is yandere for MC kun too

>>14863126
An anime-styled web series.

What's up, Tinkle-toes?

>>14863186
I don't think a girl should be saying things like that.

>>14863191
She's going to soak her feet in mud while blowing you, how about that?

>>14863195
I think that's far too lewd, and would ask her what her parents would think if they could see her acting like this.

>>14863202
Maybe she's doing it just to upset her parents.

>>14863186
Gnome is the most underrated elemental.

>>14863213
They're all underrated, since nobody ever talks about them.

>>14863211
Then it's time for exercise!

>>14863215
Well Lava Golem had a story a few months back. Haven't seen piddly shit for any of the others outside of Kit's Dark Matter greentext.

>>14863173
>And the custodian.
>And the teacher.
>The entire kindergarten class across the street.
>The 2014 MGC Mofu Monarchs basketball team.
>That chair in the corner.

>>14863228
>The 2014 MGC Mofu Monarchs basketball team.
Well this just went full "Who is Eric Cartman's father?"

>>14863211
Well damn, flatfish, I can't control the weather!

>>14863228
Is this Battle Royale monstergirl version?

>>14863211
Sahuagin are super cute

>>14863257
Sahuagin in white school swimming suits with tan-lines!

>>14863250

>>14863256
>Battle Royale
Pshh, that's just some lame Japanese rip-off of the Hunger Games!
I'm also now reminded of the fact that we haven't had one of those in a long time. Wonder what happened to that guy.
>>14863257
>>14863260
>>14863261
I want a Sahuagin nee-san with curves and chiseled muscles!

>>14863260
Sentences violating Rule 11 are often ludicrous.

>>14863268
Rule 11?

>>14863264
everyone told that guy to stop so he did

>>14863270
Really? Because I remember him getting told to stop plenty of times and just ignoring it.

Hellhounds with voices like dripping lava.

>>14863280
>voices like dripping lava
I don't, I, what?

>>14862880
>I now want a russian wight who served in WW2.

>"Husband. Trench mate Tatyana will be of visitings. Let me know if she gets handsy, I will cutting her hand off. Notfortunately her body is still of rememberings sharing the rifle."

>>14863284
Hot, heavy, and smooth.

>>14863286
>sharing the rifle
Oh you.

>>14863280
Hellhounds that sing like Heat Miser?

>>14862939
Sinister version who looks kindly at me.

>>14862910
Red looks like she does nothing but laze in glades and just gargle cocks for all eternity. Eyepatch looks like she's seen some shit

do we have any stories with a human woman as the villain?

http://pastebin.com/Fj0t2Qyb
reader is a pornstar

>>14863300
Beast had one where she was just more of a cunt than a villain

>>14863303
It's a living.

>>14863300
Nope.closest thing to it is >>14863306
maybe that one old lady in the moose saga, she Isn't really a main villain.
Why don't you make one yourself?

>>14863286
>sharing the rifle
Dohoho.

>scientists put up boards with dots on them
>tell dolphin to pick the one with fewer dots on it
>bugger gets it right every time
I wonder if it would be ethical to test the intelligence of Monster Girls. Leading Liches say "yes", but whether or not the concept of ethics is something they understand is still ambiguous.

>>14863306
Explain please
>>14863317
Maybe later today

>>14863327
Anon's ex GF is big in the social eye and the fact that anon left her for being a cunt stains her reputation so she makes his life a living hell. Anon finds some hellhounds. Hilarity ensues. The writing isn't out best though admittedly he is improving, but you have to admit the premise is an interesting one.

>Was about to go outside
>Thunderstorm happens
She's at it again...
I just wanted to buy a drink

>>14863326
Dont they all just kinda magically speak the local language anyway?

>>14863331
thanks for letting me know.
I go read it now

>>14863334
Water Wurm gets grumpy when people don't give enough stuff to her shrine.

We need another sacrifice if we don't want lightning to strike our homes.

>>14863344
Alright, you talked me into it. For the greater good THE GREATER GOOD I'll subject myself to Watery Tart's depraved debaucheries.

>>14863344
She's grumpy because of this stupid water wurm meme

>>14863351
Then she should cheer right up on account of me using the correct terminology hereabouts.>>14863348

>>14863331
Thank you for telling me.
I will go to read it.

Water wurm? more like water WORM amirite gise?

>>14863361
no

>>14863361
Wurm wars when?

>>14863361
Put your worm in water and see if something doesn't bite.

>>14863367
Wurm wars? Like those old Worms games?

Pick a Yeti! Any Yeti!

>>14863378
Can I hug all the Yetis?

>>14863378
I'll take The Winter Coat.

>>14863303
I actually wanted to see the reaction of those neet MGs when he posted, it would have been epic seeing them go apeshit for it.

>>14863378
Ice Queen please.

>>14863378
I'm not picky as long as she likes hugs.

>>14863378
I'll hava gift giver.

>>14863372
I was thinking more of a thumb wrestle but with their tails instead.

>>14863400
Huh. We need art of this.

>>14863400
>Wurms holding tails
You sick man, next you're going to suggest Hellhound arm wrestling as an excuse to see them holding each other's fluffy paws.

They may come individually, or they may come in strength. But one thing is for certain. They're only after our Precious Bodily Fluids.

>Got a nice birthday
>Chatted with an Oomukade
>Got to study maths with her
>Even got her to have dinner with me
>Viet culture don't fail me nao
>Nothing like speaking in native tongue to butter up Lotus gril
>Free three bean dessert oh yes
>Even got to talk about cool things like fishing and technology and schools
>Even got a happy birthday from everyone I knew before I headed back home

>>14863417
What is this I don't even?

>>14863417
I'm sorry, what?

>>14863417
I'll have whatever you're on.

>>14863417
Anon's having a stroke. Oh well.

>>14863418
>>14863424
>>14863422
The power of self delusion that someone cares for you on your birthday is a potent drug

>>14863431
I didn't have that though. I've got something better. Garlic bread!

>>14863443
Baking is a wonderful skill. Man that would be nice to eat, some freshly made garlic bread with some homemade tomato sauce and washing it down with some ice cold water

>>14863446
I didn't make it but the bakery is like 200 meters from my front door so I eat a lot of really good bread.

>>14863450
Damn son that's a pretty sweet deal. The closest bakery to me is all the way downtown. Fred Myers and co do not count.

>>14863457
The only complaint I have is that the bakery isn't run by Dragons.
Yeah, remember that? I do.

I want to have a romantic encounter with a Yeti

I want a Kunoichi to teach me the way of combining light and heavy attacks!

>>14863469
I also want to meet a MG by doing the most lewd thing imaginable to her by accident when we meet for the first time.

>>14863469
Sauce?

>>14863475
>ibuki will be the only full ninja in sf5 for god knows how long
Im not mad, but i would have preferred maki

>>14863469
I'm not sure a mouthful of yeti fur is the best way to meet one, I'll go for the accidental trip, stumble, and hug

>>14863469
no google results. spoonfeed pls.

>>14863486
Dr.P
Most recent tank

>>14863502
See >>14863504
Really though, you guys should recognize his art if you've spent any significant time browsing chinese cartoon titty websites. He's one of the godfathers of vanilla and asses.

>>14863508
oh shit its finally complete? well i know what im doing tonight

>>14863475
Well I want to learn how to parry so I can impress my Salamander friendo!

>>14863508
>>14863504
thanks. the name sounds familiar.

>>14863504
Oh so it was just uploaded today
I need to start checking more than once a day
>Clever? Solution finished
This is gonna be quite the night

I need yandere stories
NOW

>>14863591
A girl falls in love with a boy. Boy doesn't fall in love with girl, or even notice her. Girl tries to commit suicide, but doesn't die.
Girl has an epiphany. It's all the bitches and whores who should die, not her!
But girl doesn't kill them. It would be too kind. Instead she'll woo him and after he falls for her all the bitches and whores will suffer a fate worse than death; having their darling choose another.

>>14863607
A girl falls in love with a boy. Boy doesn't fall in love with girl, or even notice her. Girl tries to commit suicide, and succeeds. But girl doesn't move on, for why would she? Her beloved is right there. Girl gains a complex about her stupid decision ans is sure her beloved likes his girls with a little more body heat than she. Girl tries to hide the state of her undeath while simultaneously trying to gain boy's love, while using her new powers of undeath to repel all the other sluts. Hijinx and hilarity ensues.

>>14863629
>>14863607
Yander-ai?

>>14863637
A girl falls in love with a boy. Unable to confess, she kills her rival and uses her phone to stalk him on social media.

>>14863637
>tfw can't escape this no matter which board I go to

>>14863591

>>14863642
Love finds a way.

>>14863646
Sauce. I've never seen any cute yanderes doing cute yandere things.

https://picarto.tv/monorus

What better way to start the morning than by watching mono draw up some slightly yandere kikimoras

>>14863666
Feels like it's been years since Mono's drawn penetration. Good shit.

>>14863666
I don't know what the fuck Barb's drawing, but my dick certainly likes it.

>>14862590
That was delightfully silly. Thankyou for sharing.

>>14862078
>someone actually drew it
Bless you, mystery drawfag.

>>14863685
>Biting a hellhound
This is how you flip her sub switch.

>>14863679
mightandmagic.wikia.com/wiki/Scorpicore_(H6)

>>14863692
Million dollar question.
Does she still have a tailpussy?

I want a shy girl

>>14863690
Or she bites you back. And then I suppose things would go downhill.

Happy pseudo birthday to Holstaurs everywhere!

>>14863725
Na, her switch stays flipped so long as your finger is on it. The secret to a perma sub hellhound? Never sleep. Never rest. Never do anything but fuck her hard. Never drop the pace. Never increase the pace or she'll only want more. Perfect stasis in which she always has the right amount of dick. And just remember, somewhere in the back of her mind she's counting. For there must always be a balance. Not even the gods can help you when you slip.

>>14863701
Doesn't look like it, also if she's anything like the original she should be able to dissolve armour and paralyse you with her sting.
>>14863725
>Bite a Hellhound and cause her to go limp
>She lets you fuck her like a beast and have your way with her
>After it's over you go to grab a drink but hear heavy breathing from behind you
>She pins you down and bites you back while wagging her tail
>She dominates you for twice as long as you dominated her to reassert control

>>14863738

I feel like there should be a list of pseudo birthdays for MGs. I know the date for my favorite MG at least.

>>14862592
>Ruining two perfectly good burgers with her ass sweat
Bitch is gonna get slapped

>>14863776
Ruining?
She's enhancing them!

>>14863742
No tail no sale.

>>14862592
Some one needs to edit this slut on the mememe girl.

>>14863685
What is he doing to that poor dog?

>>14863779
Sweat contain tons of toxins and dirt anon.

>>14863738
I drank cocoa yesterday, does that count?

Father, what am I?

>>14863804
Cute desu

>>14863666
Is that.. kiki POV smut? Holy shit finally

>>14863804
>dat ass
I'm going to stuff my face in there and I'm wrapping her tail around my neck.

>>14863794
Yeah
so uhh
Yeah but
Yeah but I think it's hot ok

>>14863804
An adorable little vampire bat-ccubus. Who should probably wear more clothing, though I agree with the overall aesthetic.

>>14863739
>The secret to a perma sub hellhound
No, you have to teach her the pleasure of being beastfucked when she's still a loli.

But you'll still have to regularly refresh her memory.

Which girl would still kiss you after you've eaten a garlic bread as long as your forearm?

>>14863824
>loli
Ehhhh. Naah. Not into kids.

>>14863804
You're probably gonna have to ask someone else more qualified than me for a specific answer.

Regardless, you are cute and sexy, and my daughter apparently.

>>14863829
A masochistic vampire

>>14863829
Vamp. Expect tongue.

>>14863804
Dunno, was boozed when laying whatever was your mom.

>>14863836
>>14863837
Huh.

>>14863841
" Aside from that they are also weak to the food garlic. Just from smelling it, they become virtually drunk, and their thoughts become unreliable. If they happen to end up with some of it in their mouths, rationality goes out the window, and they go wild just like the basic type of succubi."

Niggas need to read

The Elf is immunized against all dangers: one may call her a Knife Ear, QT, Moe, Tree-Hugger, it all runs off her like water off a raincoat. But call her a Lewd and you will be astonished at how she recoils, how injured she is, how she suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

>>14863847
There's milk in them there hills.

>>14863846
Why can't they just like hate garlic instead of becoming even more lewd
This is dumb

>>14863852
I wonder what tittyanna milk tastes like

>>14863846
I don't really care about the MGE canon.

New thread! Been meaning to ask something like this for a while...

Any MG oldfags in this thread? Who /monstergirluploader/ here? I still remember downloading proto EMG stuff from crabman that I found there.

It's interesting to see how the fetish has evolved into a fandom, and how much it has changed. Still, I can only say that the fandom has remained good or gotten better overall, with more and more content being released. I wonder if its roots as a fetish keep the normies out for the most part.

Here's to many more years of content, waifus, and funposting!

>>14863854
MAMANOANNOAN MANANA

>>14863862
agreed

>>14863744
Wouldn't take very long to make it either.
>>14863796
You gotta drink some milk today for it to count.

>>14863859
I only started coming to the /a/ threads when Rachne was first introduced. I saw her in the catalog and I went "damn, that's hot".
And here I am. Forever.

>>14863804
You are my lovely daughter, isn't that enough?

>>14863872
>You gotta drink some milk
But I don't wanna. Can't I just eat yogurt?

>>14863859
I started on /d/ before the /a/ threads were a thing

>>14863873
>Exact thing happened to me
Rachne Best

>>14863859
I remember finding the proto EMG stuff through the spider one and having the most confused fap of my life since I'm terrified of spiders.

>>14863880
>>14863881
We're tangled up in her web of love.

>>14863878
Have a dairy product.

>>14863883
Best girl he's ever done. Will forever be a crime that it isn't just a deredere Spider and darling romance/SoL

>>14863855
Probably very sweet.

snek

>>14863886
Yogurt is dairy.
>>14863888
Wonder why I never tried writing spiders. Oh well.

>>14863897
>Wonder why I never tried writing spiders.
Because Penywise got all of you blown out of the water.

>>14863859
I've been into monstergirls ever since I found MGE a long time ago. From the earliest images I saved from here, I've been coming here for almost two years since around early March, around when Charon was made. I still Denver the first thread I posted in, in which some guy explained what his monstergirl wallpaper was to his sister and everyone was calling him an idiot for talking about fetish stuff with his family.

>>14863897
You should. Writing spiders is fun. Its a real brain stretcher imagining sex positions tho

>>14863904
No, you.

>>14863907
But I do. Here, the torch, you carry it now.

>>14863893
Are you sure that isn't a cow? It looks like a cow.

>>14863908
Awawawa!

The end is nigh.

>>14862612
>>14862913
"THE MEMES"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3pLDrZQTf8

>>14862922
Ah! I'd come across that image yesterday and had forgotten to post it. It's really rather quaint...

>>14863923
What the fuck is going on with that gun
And why is the tripod on the wrong side?

>>14863923
This is only the begining.

>>14863932
You really expected a girl to be able to assemble something correctly?

>>14863023
>It's like you stopped living a long time ago.
He can always start again.
We can rekindle his heart.
We have the love.

>>14863859
Been into this for about 4 years. Started with Niku Drills doujinshis, he first introduced me to the concept of good, likable monstergirls that don't try to bite off your head.

Then after a couple of months I stumbled into MGE on Exhentai. It was maybe about 115 profiles only back then, with latest being Oomukade or Arch Imp.

I found this thread only a year ago though.

MG franchise certainly flourished for the most part, with art an all. Although
>normies
are already here.

>>14863943
Grape Wurm must be plotting something.
>>14863948
Normies? Where?

>>14863948
They seem to be only into EMG. We are safe for the time being.

>>14863949
Don't turn around Anon

That SWAG cap wearing normalfag behind you might get pissed off

>>14863955
There is no normalfag here, I have a dog.

>>14863948
It makes me wonder if our writings will ever flourish in the same way that certain trends give rise to a boom in popular and like-styled LNs.
>Mangaka read shitty MTLs of people like captain
>Draw manga
Would b neet.

>>14863957
I knew Alp would hit it big one day. Before you die you will see Stinkypede the Anime.

>>14863859
Pretty Lamia back in 2009. It got dumped in a "sexy paranormal" thread on /x/.

>>14863949
>Normies? Where?
Not him but reddit Love EMG, thankfully they seem to stick to /a/ though.
They also make garbage like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfRwDQQLLLY

>>14863959
Don't even joke like that.

>>14863969
Don't tell me you don't want to hear a Japanese girl try and say "Gii wirikerusu".

>>14863969
>>14863972
Turugito Tariwakeru?

So if KC sticks to his 3 week schedule we should have a new girl by the end of Sunday at the latest right? I hope it's the shrimp girl he mentioned.

>>14863972
>Gii wirikerusu
wat?

>>14863982
Gee willikers, one of Alp's many catchphrases, repeated countless times throughout his many stories as an expression of excitement.

>>14863859
>It's interesting to see how the fetish has evolved into a fandom, and how much it has changed. Still, I can only say that the fandom has remained good or gotten better overall, with more and more content being released. I wonder if its roots as a fetish keep the normies out for the most part.
It helps that there's not really a "fandom" in the sense you would expect from the word, monster girls are a fetish first and anything else a distant second.

>>14863831
Well, your loss. 2D little girls a cute.

>>14863984
>2D little girls a cute.
Yeah, sure. Just not the kind of cute my dick reacts to.
>your loss
Quicksilver, please.

>>14863968
I like garbage like that.

>>14863994
>Quicksilver, please.
No, that young is too much for me.

>>14863994
But I'm over here anon, I haven't posted yet this morning. Please stop memeing me.

>>14864003
Go full pedo or go home, neigger.

>>14864005
It's okay to be a fucking weirdo, we still love you.

>>14863859
Became a convert in late 2011 after the MGQ part 1 patch came out. I had a slight interest in MGs at the time, but after the 1st slime fight I thought the game was kinda silly.

Then slug girl lifted up her skirt and my dick exploded. It's been a downward spiral for me ever since.

I've only been in these threads for around a year though, like >>14863948 .

>>14864005
I dunno man. Seems like this is your legacy now. Atleast it has nothing to do with smelly bugs.

All I have is a gland that puts out foul odors when I'm bored!

>>14864005
Being a meme isn't bad, at least people remember you.

Having been away for nearly half a year, it feels as if the threads tone has turned more /jp/-ish as of late.

>>14864021
What is more /jp/-ish?

>>14864005
Nice try memesilver but you cannot stop the meme train.

>>14864023
I dunno man. Quikmeme is pretty fast. What if he outruns the train?

>>14864026
You can't outrun this train. It runs on time.

>>14864022
random exclamation and the nearly nonsensical posts. The tone of whimsicality and lack of stories. The /a/ influence has declined.

>>14864038
We've just lost the content providers so we're being slowly driven mad.
Assimilation isn't so bad.

>>14864038
That's just people regurgitating shit to bump the thread. Can't explain the lack of stories though. I remember the /a/ threads being full of greenwords. Notice in an increase of people complaining about how bad they are/ hard it is to write, rather than just writing though.

>>14864047
>Notice in an increase of people complaining about how bad they are/ hard it is to write
Literally just one guy attentionwhoring.

>>14862767
>wandering through a low-level dungeon looking for some fish to mine
>come across a mimic girl who had the boots put to her by a party that passed through earlier
>splayed out on the floor, unconscious
>treat her wounds, manage to get her back inside of her chest and close the lid
>give it a light pat, whisper "do your best" and move on

>>14864058
You forgot to tell her to eat these eggs.

>>14864058
>>14864060
>grab the chest
>take it to your place
>cook eggs
>make her eat the eggs
>all the eggs

>Come home
>loyal centaur waifu smiles
>"I was wondering when you'd get off work!"
>She Hugs me, breasts pressing into my face. I wrap my arms around her
>We sit down for dinner, her folding her massive legs as I sit on a stool. We talk about our days
>Afterwards, watch some netflix, me laying against her flank
>Get ready for bed.
>I go take a shower, and come out, hair dripping as I get a brush and comb
>gently get all the tangles out of her hair and tail as she sings.
>Fall asleep curled next to each other.

>>14864060
What if she's vegan?

>>14864021
4chan as a whole has changed a bit since the leave of moot, I think a number of older users left with him.

>>14864074
That's real cool and all, but you have to eat all the eggs first.

>>14864066
All the while the though lingers in your mind; why does she need two pussies?

>>14864042
Really? Are there no more prominent writefags left or is it just the names that have changed? what about the drawfags?

Why is nobody posting about yandere kikimoras anymore?

>>14864078
I've been shitposting on /jp/ since day 1. I'm not going anywhere since I have nowhere better to waste time.

>>14864084
There are still a few people around and sometimes new guys try to take up the burden but they all break.
Face it, we're dying.

I want a strong waifu to carry me far far away from here so I can stop being the only sane man in my family!

And make her happy too.

>Call in to work and ask for the day off
>"Why anon? What's wrong?"
>"My wife is really sick, she's not well. I gotta take care of her."
>Boss is understanding, has met your wife, and tells you to take care

>Go back to bedroom, focus heatlamp on your Snek waifu
>She's breathing heavy, checks flush
>You take her temp, and it's still not high enough
>"I'll...I'll be okay, honey. Go on to work, really..."
>You steadfastly refuse and hold her hand, counting the seconds down until she's well enough to rise again

>>14864084
Eh. The complaining about losing content is alarmist. We did lose some, but we gained some new ones and some older writers have been posting. We also gained some good drawfags as well.

>>14864066
Sounds nice. Good on you for having a loyal and loving wife.
Shame it's a horse pussy.

>>14864097
That's a situation where the eggs would probably help. Sneks love eggs.

>reading Lanternon's newest chapter
>“By blade and by bullet, he marched through that ship; finding each and every crewman and making sure that they would meet their god untainted. The monsters around the ship had never heard of these sounds, and didn't know what was happening. The sea took the ship, and him with it, and then it spat him right back out.”
Jesus fuck paladins suck ass.

>>14863949
They're all on /a/, mostly crossboarders and tumblrfags

>>14864110
>crossboarders
I browse like six boards, why is this a bad thing?

>>14864108
Stick it to the times of updates, I'm not going through 250 posts of this again.

>tossing and turning in the middle of the night
>can't seem to get warm
>Sit up, rubbing your eyes. you look at your wrist
>Fuck, it's midnight
>The door to your bedroom opens by itself, and nobody is there

>"Honey, are you okay?" says a voice in the darkness
>"Yeah, I'm fine babe. You've been a bit restless tonight though, haven't you?"
>Slowly, surely, your ghost wife appears
>A timid thing, black hair covering most of her face and eyes, She looks sad.
>"I'm sorry, I really didn't mean to wake you. I just-I get bored waiting for you to wake up, you know?"
>"I know, but as long as I'm alive, I need sleep, okay?"
>"...it doesn't have to be that way. You could join me."
>"One day, okay? But for now, please let me sleep."
>"Yes honey...I love you."
>"I love you too. Good night. Don't let the bed bugs bite."
>She laughs, fading from form, and the door shuts by itself

>>14864118
>Stick it to the times of updates
Okay, seriously? How the fuck am I supposed to be here at the exact moment he decides to make an update? Not everyone is a NEET with all the free time in the world to spend here.

I want to be seduced by a kitsune working in an exotic tea shop! I want her to show me all the strange incenses and herbs with mysterious effects! I want her to restrain herself from drugging me because she wants to build the relationship naturally!

>>14864038
>The /a/ influence has declined.
This can only be a good thing.

>>14864119
I know, >KC canon, but wasn't there a line that mentioned something about the undead having a fondness for the living?
Regardless, that does give me the cute idea of an undead wife resting her head on my chest to listen to my heartbeat.

>>14864038
>The /a/ influence has declined.
Good, /a/ was gay as fuck anyways.
>>14864094
>Face it, we're dying.
Nah.

>>14864133
Atleast zombies and wights are sluts for your body heat.

>>14864017
True, he could suffer worse memes than being "the loli bondage guy".

>>14864140
>/a/ was gay as fuck anyways
You're just saying that because you couldn't live up to their higher posting standards!

>>14864140
I find it funny that people say we're dying when we're actually just as active as ever when it comes to talking about stuff we care about.

It's just that now we don't need to share a thread with EMG, 12beast and the like.

>>14864152
> we don't need to share a thread with EMG, 12beast and the like
But I like Okayado's girls.

>Come home
>You hear the band saws and sanders going coming down the driveway
>fuck
>Pull up, and your house now has a completed second story, complete with insulation, furniture, and plumbing.
>You get out of the car, and sigh. "Honey? Uh, why is the house taller?"
>Your waifu, a carpenter bee, comes around the corner, smiling. Covered in saw dust and sweat, she puts her hands on her hips, accentuating her massive abdomen
>"Do you like it? I figure it'd be a great place for the younglings..."
>"Wait, what? What younglings?"
>She smiles deep, and blushes. She guides you inside the house, up to the second story...

>The walls are lined with honeycombs filled with larva

>...you're going to be working a lot more overtime.

>>14864169
Would she be weirded out if I tried sampling the honey every now and then?

I want to make a bet with a friend that I can defeat a monster girl in a race! And an actually powerful monster girl and not a slug, or slime or something! I then want to make a contract with a Demon and spoil her with treats and sweets to make her chubby and overweight! Then, when the day for the race comes, she'll be my opponent and I'll be able to easily beat her! then my friend is gonna have to buy me a soda since he lost the bet!

My plan is foolproof!

>>14864193
You do that Wurmie, you do that.

>>14864183

>You walk cautiously up to the second story
>the walls are literally throbbing with your young
>Through the translucent wax, you can see them...terrifying, scary...but, cute, in their own way
>Hundreds of your sons and daughters, all sleeping, growing
>You stare at the walls a minute before you hear the quiet flitter of your waifu's wings

>"So...just how many are there?"
>"one hundred and eighty three, to be exact."
>"Jesus."
>"Oh, don't worry. We're only keeping a dozen here. The rest will likely go off, have their own lives."
>"That fast? Really?"
>"Yep. But we can enjoy them while they're here."
>"We sure can."
>You hug in silence a moment, before she lets go, stepping forward. She bends, inspecting one of the honeycombs
>"Oh, geez. A crack. Would you hold on just a moment sweety?"
>You see your waifu work the wax into her mandibles, all the while, fresh honey drips down the walls
>She patches it fairly quickly, and monitors your larva a moment, before standing back and smiling. She hugs you again, and returns to your bedroom on the bottom floor

>You glance over your shoulder, lean forward, and run your finger along the honey drip
>this...
>this is the best fucking thing you have ever tasted in your entire life
>This...this might be a problem

>>14864158
It's not like we can't talk about it here anyway

Are mantis the face of kuuyan monstergirls?

>>14864203
I want to sleep in a big jug of water with Steela!

>>14864205
They share that title with Liches as well.

>>14864158
There's nothing wrong with that but the majority of people here don't care for the source material. It's still fine to talk about them but they're not exactly a major focus of the thread like they were when we were stuck on /a/.

>>14864207
I'd rather go for Asterio

>>14864214
>stuck on /a/
I never thought of it that way.

>>14864215
You can't get comfy with her in a big jug of water, and she's so slow and clumsy too!

>>14864221
That's fine, I like my girls big and clumsy.

>>14864201
Oh my.
Heads up, while I like where you're going with the text it's common courtesy not to namefag.

>>14864207
>>14864215
They're so disgustingly thin.

>>14864227
Hope you like getting wrecked by her. I'll stick to the gentle and confident embrace of a dominant squid.

>>14864198
I will! My friends will think I'm the fastest human boy runner in the school, when the fact is I'm only a mediocre runner, but using cunning tricks I was able to defeat and win over a Monster Girl!

>>14864228

Thanks anon, haha. Despite coming to 4chan for years, this is honestly the first time I've ever write-fagged.

>>14863804
>Vampyre cat-ccubus
Also, meet your sister:
Leviathan cat-ccubus

>"Do you like milk, anon?"

>>14864270
I think her ears are more chiropteran than anything.

>>14864270
The hell is their mommy?
>>14864276
Not enough to deal with all you've been saving up.

>>14864280
>The hell is their mommy?
A vampire Echidna.

>>14864276
Yes, yes I do.

>You wake up early, at 4 am
>You can already hear your wife groaning in the bathroom, a mix of relief and pain
>You rub the sleep from your eyes, and breath into your clenched hands, warming them up
>You walk into the bathroom, and see your cow wife already bent over a bucket, squeezing her breasts as she lactates
>"Hey honey."
>She looks back at you, face flush as the last drop of milk escapes her nipples
>"G...good morning."
>You nod, and inspect yourself in the mirror. "What's wrong? Were we out already?"
>"You know the girls...they love fresh milk right before school. I just thought I'd get them some quick..."

>You slip your arms around your wife, and cup her massive hanging breasts. You kiss her gently on the back of the neck, and squeeze slowly. She lets out a lowing groan, knees quaking beneath you. She looks back, and smiles, drool practically dripping from her lips at the relief.

>"That enough, you think?"
>"I...I..." She pants, trying to regain her composure.

>You kiss her neck again, and let go. You pick up the bucket, and walk out of the bathroom.

>There'd be another milking in just a moment, but it wouldn't be her this time, you were sure of it...now just to get the kids to school...

>>14864276
I want a Dairy Nightmare to milk and breed daughterus with.

>>14864276
I can never seem to get enough

>>14864311
>consensual milking
We don't see that here often.

How will you protect your daughterus from the boogeyman /mgt/?