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I will have nightmare today about that demonic slime killing the thread.

Serously now, what happened?

>>14850805
Good job, Anon! I was wondering what happened to the last one and I couldn't decide what to post for this new thread. Bumped off into the archives 2 times in a row... what's going on...?

>>14850807
Too many backed up males in the thread, attracted the slimes.

Kikis are olev.

>>14850807
>Serously now, what happened?
From what I gather, some impatient chucklefuck tried to make a new thread, but managed to that one and the one we were in deleted.

>>14850204
>>14850224
>Now you have two problems

>>14850805
Oh man, I was considering making a new thread. Good on you anon.

Blue girls are olev

>>14850827
That man has an iron will.

>>14850817
Shoggoths look cooler, and are more versatile as meidos.

>>14850827
Well there's your problem, you've got a Cheshire bending time and space.

>>14850827
Clever girls.

>>14850827
I want to play those floating asses like bongos.

>>14850821
to get that one*

I want to confess to Minotaur-senpai!

>>14850692
Would some of them brag about stealing all the white boys?

I want to protect and care for a monster girl. That'd be swell.

>>14850867
I want to spike a kiki's food with mino milk so she gets as big as minotaur-senpai!

>>14850850
Some prefer cool, others prefer cute.
Some prefer versatility, others prefer elbow grease.
And some prefer maids, while others simply like Shoggoths and Kikis.
[/spoiler]But this fighting, even before it becomes fighting... it will only tear us apart.[/spoiler]

>>14850827
i wonder the surprise when he actually sees her face

>>14850871
The Jabberwock never "stole" her otouto. At least, maybe.

>>14850876
There. Now you can't pretend you didn't see the moral.

>>14850867
I want to date an easygoing minotaur girl

>>14850876
Oh my.

>>14850885
She has anorexia somethin fierce.

>>14850879
What is it with jabberwocks and otoutos anyway?

>>14850891
They're just viewed as prime onee-san material among the dragongirls. Also, any discussion regarding lasts a few posts so >inb4 forced.

>>14850871
You know that Pharaoh would brag about how she's got a nice pale boy to her Apophis rival.
Now that I think about it, pale skin would probably be exotic in the kinds of places Pharaohs live.
Imagine her roping her Anubis Adviser and Sphinx Retainer into a foursome with you so they can understand how good her taste is.
Imagine your dick being molested by their fat brown butts.

>>14850894
regarding it*

More yanderes

>>14850894
Huh. I wonder why.
Though I suppose I'm also guilty of contributing to it seeing as I wrote a story about a jabberwock onee-san.

Lizardgirl maintaining her tail!

we need more warrior dragons

>>14850896
I don't know, I would feel I'm just a fetish to her.

>>14850899
I approve wholeheartedly.

>>14850910
I want a scholarly blue dragon that likes to relax in her cave beneath the desert.

>>14850896
>Imagine your dick being molested by their fat brown butts.
This, I also approve of.

>>14850903
>Though I suppose I'm also guilty of contributing to it seeing as I wrote a story about a jabberwock onee-san.
You're a pretty cool guy Gauf.

>>14850899
papi why

>>14850899
did that one anon finish that fox green text?

>>14850910
I like magma tiddies.

>>14850930
She's bad with salsa jars.

>>14850932
Two yan fox greentexts come to mind for me. Care to specify?

>>14850899
Yes

>>14850937
It's been more than a year since I screencapped that, holy shit time flies.

>>14850936
there was this one last thread about a fox tht traps a guy inside her cafe or something

last time I checked he said someone else could finish it as he couldn't do smut and we were trying to encourage him

>>14850937
>Yanpire
sort of like Yanwight

>>14850926
Ah man, am I that obvious? ... or am I the only person to have written a Jabberwock onee-san story?

And not cool enough to have finished that damn Kumiho story, apparently. Maybe I should just drop it and do something else.

>>14850961
That was written out into a full story.
Fucker deleted it though, and I actually liked it too.

>>14850965
>or am I the only person to have written a Jabberwock onee-san story?
That you are.
>And not cool enough to have finished that damn Kumiho story, apparently. Maybe I should just drop it and do something else.
Is it going to be different from the first Kumiho story you wrote?

>>14850964
They both make great yandere adoptive moms.

x is best girl

>>14850969
I not so much deleted it and more it gut destroyed before i could save it
good or bad i try to hold on to everything

>>14850867
I want her to pin me to a wall and force me suckle one of her tits.

>>14850910
now that is a beautiful woman i want to fight

>>14850980
Indeed

>>14850996
I want to be a butler for a vampire mistress that tried magic to 'improve' a few minor imperfections, not that she had them, and ended up with Kloa tier titties.

>>14850996
>Kloah still hasn't mad any hmangas with the Vampires he's drawn
Dammit.

>>14850974
Entirely, hopefully. No yandere, just an awkward kumiho who has never seen a man other than her father being housed by the government with a paper pusher and trying to manage her twin urges. Featuring hilariously awful monster romance novel seduction attempts.

>>14851011
Sounds cute man.

Goddamn nerd monstergirls don't shut up about this game where you have to kill 16 colossi to save your husbando.

Would a yandre monster girl do her best to make her appearance better match her target's tastes?

Would they down minomilk and get lifting if he was a fan of muscle or down holstaur milk till they've got titanic titties for him?

Would you be ready for her to show up every day or two to see if her body's meeting your standards? Taking in every movement of your eye?

>>14851033
>Would a yandre monster girl do her best to make her appearance better match her target's tastes?
I can already appreciate a decent amount of bodytypes.

>>14851033
Or you know, use the old yandere way

Kidnap him until he develops stockholm syndrome

>>14851043
Then she's just going to get confused when she finds that EVERYTHING works.

>>14851045
Well yeah but that's boring.

>>14851033
You mean like that Kiki that removed kiki bits to appeal to her master's preference for humans?

>>14851045
They'd love to experiment with different methods at least.

>>14851055
>Well yeah but that's boring
It has a 100% of success you know.

>>14851057
The one doing the handstand?

>>14851045

What if you happen to be desperate and are weak against yandere types? Will it not happen because you actually want it? That's how animes work right?

>>14851057
Well, that's just redundant.

>>14851031
It's annoying really. There isn't a single original monstergirl game developer out there, aping all our human made games.
The message of the original really gets lost when you change the ending to a sex scene and nothing else.

I want a Wyvern.

Yandere Dormouse

>>14851102
I'm gonna tie her up in her sleep so she doesn't make a ruckus.

>>14851102
Sounds adorable.

>>14851104
What if she ties you up so she can sleep all day hugging you without having to worry about yourself escaping?

>>14851109
5/10, made me chuckle. No little mouse could ever overpower me, especially when she's already tied up and I'm raping her.

Trigger warning: this story features a smelly manticore hobo

>You walked home on your way from your job, dead tired. The doctor you worked under was slow as molasses, so overtime was a common occurrence.
>By the time you clocked out it was already dark out, so you made your way to the subway located several blocks down.
>You kept your pace brisk since path took you through a rough patch of town
>Back straightened, head up, and house keys poking out through your balled fist; just like your father had taught you
...
>"Spare some change?"
>You jumped, startled by the sudden appearance of a homeless woman from a gap between two buildings
>A manticore, judging by the tail swishing behind her
>She was leaning up against the alley wall, resting on the balls of her feet
>Plastic bags were wrapped around her tattered shoes, with the soles hanging loose like hungry mouths. She wore a greasy looking faux-fur jacket over an even greasier wifebeater.
>Her breath reeked of halitosis and cheap alcohol
>She gave a friendly grin, although her eyes stayed hard and mean, looking you over
>"So, whaddya say? Help a girl out?"
>"Nope, got no money on me," you said, while slowly edging away
>Faster than you could react, her tail lashed out and whipped you across the face, embedding numerous spines into your cheek and neck
>You gasped from the pain and collapsed onto your hands and knees, immobile from the venom while she methodically patted you down for any valuables
>After liberating you from your wallet, keys, and phone, she looped her segmented tail around your throat
>You were dragged deep into the alley and leaned against the brick wall of the building
>By that time you were panting from the venom, sweating bullets and sporting a painfully erect boner
>Your arms and legs were completely without feeling and impossible to move
>The manticore stripped you in a matter of seconds with a practiced ease, and then stripped herself of her faux-fur jacket and baggy pants, leaving her in just the wifebeater and an oddly clean looking pair of panties.
>A highly concentrated draft of Eau De Hobo wafted from the woman, making you gag.
>"You reek", you sputtered, nose wrinkled in distaste, which only made her grin widen
>"How rude, I'm a proper lady. Lemme help you with those spines," she said, and promptly tore out the handful of barbs stuck in you
>You screamed and tried to bring your hand up to my face, only getting a twitch in response
>"Know why yer not bleedin more? It's a co-ag-eurlant in my venom, makes it not bleed more"

>>14851117
She's going to tie up your heart by being really cute in her pajamas!

>>14851087
They make plenty of original games. Like Paladin Hunter, or Ghost Photographer, or Brothel Builder.

>You will never find a loving, fit Amazon
>She will never take you on as her companion
>You will never adventure around the world with her, saving her from danger and vice-versa
>You will never enjoy post-victory sex
>Gumwild will never put out a new chapter

Why even live?

>>14851117
>What are drugs

Viper lamias are best lamias

>>14851123
>Paladin Hunter
>Ghost Photographer
[Desiretointroduceamonstergirlnerdtoold-schoolhumangamesintensifies],gif
The only one I don't know is Brothel Builder, what is that based on?

>>14851124
>buff catgirls
Mmm baby.

Man, I want rub my face on Miia's exposed belly!

>>14851118
Proceed.

>>14851124
I want a lazy but inexplicably muscled cat girl to nap in my lap.

>>14851131
That's a hardcore snek.

>>14851153
Would she want you to rub her abs while she purrs?

>>14851149
It'd be cold anon!

>>14851162
Maybe, although I don't think that I'd be able to stop myself.

>>14851156
I wouldn't want it any other way

>>14851139
You start off as monstergirl with the dream of making one of the best brothels i the world for monstergirls. So you hire men to work as workers, manage finances, build your brothel and train your prostitutes to make all sorts of clients with different tastes happy, and deal with all sorts of problems along the way. The latest editions even added in the ability to seduce and marry your favorite whore.

>>14851165
Then I'll warm it up!

>>14851118
I implore you to continue.

>>14851149
Man, I want to rub my dick on Miia's exposed face!

>>14851173
Is it wrong if I want to play this. Except for the last part obviously.

So it's the end of the day after work/school/NEET excursions into the outside world. You've come back home, and you're ready to wind down.

But, when you walk into your bedroom, you find, sitting on your bed:

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random/Category:Mamono
(Or the monstergirl of your choice, if you're boring and hate fun. Rerolls for the Siths, but nothing else. You roll matango, you get a matango, motherfucker.)

She speaks English, and is just as stunned as you are. For moments ago, she was getting on in her daily life in a world which, going by her description, sounds straight out of a fantasy novel.
Now, she's lost and confused with no friends or family around, in a stranger's bedroom in an utterly alien world.

If she can normally, she can still cast spells. If she can perform feats that should be impossible going by physics, she'll still be able to. (Harpies will still be able to fly, and dragons breath fire, for example.) KC's corruption and demonic energy bullshit doesn't apply.

The only problem is, she's a monstergirl. In this world. This actual world, where magic is a thing of fiction, and where we're killing each other because of skin colour, beliefs and imaginary borders. God knows what a random person might think if they see a human who doesn't actually look completely human. Do you think a religious man would be friendly to a literal demon?
If you decide to take her in, being the first face she happens across, you're taking responsibility. If she goes out in public with her monster bits showing, heads are no doubt going to turn.
Get unlucky, and you might even see police lights outside your window and hear a knock on the door late at night. Or some men in sunglasses and suits at the porch. Or just a broken down door and a blow to the head by people in riot gear, before waking up in a quarantined interrogation cell. Who can say?

If you live with your parents, family or roommate/s, you're going to need to deal with that somehow. Do you keep her secret? If not, will they let her stay?
If you live alone, will you let her stay, or kick her out onto the streets, where she'll no doubt be discovered by someone else, for better or for worse?
If you take her in, can you provide for both her and you? Will you be able to feed her? Let's make it interesting and say she can't live off of semen alone. She needs real food, you lazy ass.

So, what do?
How fucked are you?
Can you make it work? What about long term? Twenty years? Thirty? More?

>>14851186
>Not wanting to mark you bottom bitch bishie as your own
It's like you don't even love him

>>14851198

>Lamia

She'd be cold. I'd have to specialize my home, or get used to a lot of cuddling.

>>14851198
>Kitsune-bi
What is this, easy mode?

>>14850904
I want to help polish her scales.

>>14851102
I feel like we've had this discussion before and it was adorable.
>"Don't worry Anon, I'm going to kill all those FILTHY whozzz"
>She falls asleep trying to steal your flute
>You find her napping in the bushes beneath your window in the morning

>>14851230
I also got Kitsune-bi.
I always get Kitsune-bi.

>>14851198
>Mindflayer
Yeah baby.

>>14851198
You didn't copy me, I know that much but with what I'm writing its like you read part of my mind

>>14851198
>rolled a Dhampir
I have absolutely no issues then! Let's hope she can cook, I'll domesticate the fuck out of her.

>>14851198
>Cheshire Cat
I guess it'd be pretty easy to hide her, what with the invisibility and teleporting she can do, and buying food for two isn't that much more expensive than food for one. I'll have to introduce her to stuff like Pizza though.
We'll probably cuddle and fuck a lot, and I'll introduce her to human movies, shows, and games.
She'll probably get a little chubby from the NEET lifestyle though.
And maybe on our off time we can try and figure out how she ended up in my world.
Which will probably lead to us connecting the two worlds and opening the portal, whoops.

>>14851198
>Blue slime
not sure what to do with it

>>14851198
>Shoggoth

AW YEAH WE NON-EUCLIDEAN NOW BOY

But in all seriousness this would probably be easy modo. Violations of natural law aside, it's not like anyone/anything could really do anything to her considering.

Might need a bit of explaining to the folks, but hey, one's almost as crazy as I am, so it wouldn't be too hard.

As for food? I imagine I could figure something out.

>>14851186
It would be fun if you like management games. You would have to offer up a variety of men t suit all the clients you get. Some girls would want to get pounded hard by a bara, others want sweet frail boys, some might want men more on the "cuddly" side. Then you would have to train your men depending on their skills. Oral, massages, dealing with the effects of drugs, taking or dealing pain, and some more niche fetishes as well. Then it's just a mater of keeping the money flowing in while keeping both your workers and customers happy,

>>14851198
A glacies huh? I would give no fucks, she's so damn cute everyone else will just have to deal with it.
Make her conjour her own armour and weapons and stuff, would be fun,

>>14851198
Wurm
withh the whole "easy to tame" thing, getting settled in you be easy.
thought how to I explain to my mother that we now have a tenant that is not only part serpent-dragon but can head but a wall and win?

>>14851198
>undine
this shit is rigged

Straight out of Compton, better moove your ass.

>>14851206
You gay son?

>>14851289
Rigged? Man, I got the Chief Friggin' God three times in a row.

Then Druella, twice.

Then a STORY about mamono, not an actual monster.

>>14851198
>Kobold (waifu)
I honestly don't know. There are so many factors and unknowns here that I'd only really feel safe keeping her in my unit of the duplex I live in. I could walk her late at night so she doesn't go stir-crazy, and once we have a relationship going I don't think my family would be opposed or anything. If the family doesn't take well to her though, I'm pretty much fucked. My health is shit and I can't work more than part time, so providing would be very difficult. Without my expensive meds and insurance that my grandparents pay for, I'd be even more screwed.

Shit anon, this wasn't supposed to make me feel shitty about my life. ;_;

>>14851198
>Dormouse.
I have no idea how my parents would react, but probably not well. We can just stuff her in the extra room we have and let her sleep most of the day. She's not going to get into any trouble, or eat much anyway. But her making men rape her would be a massive problem.

>>14851198
>The Chief God
Yeah, rerolling.
>Kesaran Pasaran
Okay, that's manageable. For the sake of argument let's say I don't get the fuck out of Dodge and call the cops the moment I see someone inexplicably in my house. I could probably arrange to have her put up for a few days/weeks but after that she'd probably have to go. At least integrating her probably wouldn't be hard; she could just shave her fluff, wear long clothes and pass as a human mostly. I'd at least be her first friend/advisor even if she's not getting waifu'd.

Holy fuck that was a boring way to handle things. No wonder I'm not the MC of anything. I mean, shit, I don't even know how to address/prevent having the CIA or some other alphabet agency kick my door in.

>>14851283
>Wurm
Look up where gas and powerlines are buried in your area, then you can just have her make a nice burrow in the yard.

>>14851299
I say rigged because I just wrote a story involving her

>>14851198
>Lilim
I think I'll be juuuust fine.

>>14851299
So does that mean Deruella got plopped onto your bed with no demonic energy bullshit?
Lucky bastard.

>>14851198
>Succubus
Couldn't even give me one of the interesting variants, could you? Alright...

First off, establish that I'll help her provided she doesn't rape me senseless. Rape me, but leave me functional. Second, I help her blend in. Get her some clothes and pray she has a glamour spell to conceal the monster bits. Third, convince the folks to let her stay a while. I'll tell them she's a friend from college and needs a place to crash for a while for some reason or another. Then, assuming that all that goes well and she is willing to try, I get her on her feet. Help her find a job (not prostitution because that's just begging the cops to kick my door down) so she can hopefully get a place to live or at the very least pay rent for now. The big issue's going to be food. I'm willing to feed her, but again she can't really be going out and raping dudes for food.


Assuming all of that goes according to plan, we move out to nice place together and I get to live my life as the only man in the world with a sex demon girlfriend.

>>14851322
I hope you're ready for her to look at you with heart eyes whenever she gets particularly hungry.
I wonder how a Succubus who's spent most of her life surviving off of mostly semen and demonic energy would react to eating food for the first time?

>>14851311
>Look up where gas and powerlines are buried in your area, then you can just have her make a nice burrow in the yard.
Oh joy, research
but if it makes her happy ill do it

>>14851198
>Witch
Easy mode. Let the loli dreams come true.

>>14851322
>Couldn't even give me one of the interesting variants, could you? Alright...
Quit yer bitchin', you've got a woman that should have illusion magic to hide her monster bits that can still rock your fucking world.

Semen shouldn't even be an issue in many places; just send her someplace people go to hook up and she should be able to weasel out some food AND dick for free. Succubi are really easy mode so long as, as you say, you convince her not to mindbreak you with the V.

>>14851340
>Oh joy, research
That can't be more than three phone calls, c'mon.

>>14851314
as long as you get ine that doesnt get the urge to "fix humanity" and using monsterisation as a threat when she's pissed

>>14851302
I'm sure she'd be somewhat easy to hide if you clothe her right. Just be careful about the dogs in your neighborhood.

>>14851198
>Raiju
Fugg. Possibly one of the least subtle and most obviously supernatural (powers-wise) girls MGE has.
Worse still, I live in Texas. There's nowhere good to hide here.
I think I can make it work long-term, but it's going to be a LOT of work and it involves me moving back north to the mountains and basically giving up my current career path entirely. I'd still go through with it though.

>>14851364
You realize that that doesn't do anything.
It's like, Oh no you didn't bump the thread.

>>14851335
I'm a late night person and my folks are gone pretty regularly. As long as we stay quiet it should be fine. The tricky part would be how to feed her when I'm not around.
>>14851354
It goes back to that whole issue of the more guys she fucks, the greater the chance of getting found out.

I guess I could fill up a few condoms every night to make snack packs for her?

>>14851365
make her wear rubber so you can prevent her shocking people

>>14851361
I guess so. Maybe it's that I'm at an uncertain point in my life right now so having a cute Kobold waifu just appear one day would make everything much more chaotic. I'd do it all for her though, for her and the daughteru I'd want to put in her belly.

>>14851198
>Bastet
How in the- I don't even know what she looks like!
Forget that, I have a GOD in my room!
How do you deal with a GOD that I don't even know what she looks like? I mean, she's a cat girl, duh, but are we talking Cait Sith cat girl or Nekomata Cat Girl?
I mean, I have nothing against having a delicious brown cat girl, but come on!

Fuck it, we're going to figure this out. We're doing it live!

>>14851354
>That can't be more than three phone calls, c'mon.
yeah but its still a little annoying.
I wonder if I can get her a job on demolition sites?

>>14851373
If an average joe sees her covered in goddamn lightning even ONCE there's going to be so much hell raised it isn't even funny.
Possibly to MiB levels.

>>14851373
I don't know anon, latex is expensive stuff.

If only I could make it through all these stories I want to write in a timely fashion, I've been wanting to write about a latex Raiju since she came out.

>>14851391
I usually run with the PAD Bastet as my default image of her.

>>14851398
tell them its experimental clothing

>>14851198
>Former Demon Lord
Oh crap.... looks like I'm the first casualty in the demon lords war to claim earth.

>>14851405
Every time I try to imagine a Bastet my mind defaults to Sphinx
Hey, either way, delicious brown catgirl

>>14851198
>dark matter
Just...fuck you

>>14851358
>using monsterisation as a threat
Would it even be a threat? Don't they view that as an improvement?

Also, I just realized that lilims would be an even better choice than echidnas when it comes to making monster girls real for the rest of us. It'd be like that catgirl raygun scene in UFO Ultrmaiden, but with a RNG built in. Neat.

>>14851372
>It goes back to that whole issue of the more guys she fucks, the greater the chance of getting found out.
I went in with the assumption she'd have glamors, that shouldn't really matter. She might become a legendary slut, but that doesn't make her not human. I suppose there's the option of letting her break and enter to rape men in their sleep too but, you know, The Law.

>Semen snack packs
Hilarious. Have fun convincing her not to gobble them all up right away, but it's a valid idea.

>>14851394
Dammit guys. You get a monstergirl and a few phone calls to take care of housing forever is an issue? Fine, send ME the dragon lamia. Assuming you somehow managed to not get shoved into the back of a van by men in suits you could easily get her work in construction or demolition. Pipe installers would LOVE a wurm.

>>14851302
>>14851388
You aren't the Kobold daughteru dicker, are you? I could see that being a rather large problem if she existed in the real world.

>>14851424
No comment.

>>14851198
>Gazer
This will probably be doable. From looks alone to the average person it'd just be a floating chick with multiple eyes on her and nothing too deadly looking like a giant dragon or arachnee so hopefully people wouldn't freak out too much from her. Though people are vastly different from each other so someone will surely do something harmful to her should they see her so I couldn't let her go out willy-nilly and would have to bound her indoors a lot which she'd most likely hate me for but it's for her own good. Would try to learn about what kind of spells she knows about and see whether I can learn any or if there'd be a way to send her back home. The whole thing would just lead to me being a paranoid fuck about people around us and something bad happening to her.

>>14851417
>Dammit guys. You get a monstergirl and a few phone calls to take care of housing forever is an issue? Fine, send ME the dragon lamia. Assuming you somehow managed to not get shoved into the back of a van by men in suits you could easily get her work in construction or demolition. Pipe installers would LOVE a wurm.
OI! now hold on just a Damn moment here! I said it was a LITTLE annoying! if you want my wurm you will have to fucking fight me!

So Anon, how does your waifu react to the news that Leonardo Decaprio finally got an Oscar?

>>14851198

I rolled the page for the Cheshire doujinshi. That counts as a Cheshire!

HA! FINALLY! I'VE WON ONE OF THESE FUCKING THINGS!

>>14851442
"FUCKING FINALLY."

Anyone have any cute/good feeling stories like this http://pastebin.com/CzgEM5YC ? Not necessarily NSFW but just leaves a sweet taste in your mouth sorta story.

>>14851417
>Would it even be a threat? Don't they view that as an improvement?
think about it, the last way you want you cover blown is a video reaching youtube of the lilim pouncing on some bitch that went to far in pissing her off and turning into a arachne or something to "improve" her.

>>14851447
>>14851442
I can imagine a lean sidhe creaming herself at th news.

>>14851442
"Why do you care? I'm not going to wake up married to a woman tomorrow, am I?"

>>14851442
It finally happened? Took them long enough. Not that he doesn't deserve it, but I wouldn't have been surprised if Matt Damon got it. Though I suppose his movie had the good luck of being released more recently.

>>14851416
Well at least you wouldn't need to worry about the government coming after you in particular when the entire town is a monsterized orgy.

>>14851438
I will drug you with my kesaran pasaran and lure the wurm away with Reese's Pieces, m8. Don't mess with me.

>>14851434
I feel like we're all kind of forgetting that the DoD or your countryour country's equivalent thereof would be all over this shit like flies. Any hint of magic or some chick with a bunch of eye stalks could end up with one or both of you as experiments or something else not good.

>>14851459
Oh, threating you, the person trying to keep her bullshit rape magic hidden. That makes sense.

>>14851442
If Leo should have won and Oscar for anything, it should have been for Wolf of Wallstreet, or Django.

I'm not really a big fan of his desu, and i'm fucking dreading the fact he's gonna be playing my favorite serial killer it The Devil in the White City adaptation that's supposed to be happening

>>14851459
Let them try to stop her.

>>14851465
Finally happened.
Got a 'Best Actor' out of it.

>>14851462
She's just going to ride you extra hard that night to get Leo out of your head isn't she?

>>14851467
Desu?
You miss-spell something there?

>>14851482
no, word filter i forgot about, It's fucking retarded that and abbreviated "to be honest" is on the same level as s.m.h and f.a.m and shit now

>>14851482
>She's just going to ride you extra hard that night to get Leo out of your head isn't she?
>HFW you call out his name just to fuck with her

>>14851469
Now that's a valid point. Holy shit, that could get nasty.

>>14851492
That's because the abbreviated form is just used for shitposting like the other two.

>>14851442
It was a mercy kill than anything. Love you Leo but that was more of a pity Oscar than a "You earned it, kid" Oscar
Should've won it for Django

>>14851495
Granted it does stipulate that DE doesn't apply.

>>14851495
>Dear Mr. Decaprio,
>If I ever hear my husband cry out your name during intercourse again then I will personally fly to your home, burn it down, drag you out, and toss you to a pair of large alps that live down the street from me.
>Sincerely, Cynthia Sinderscale

>>14851500
Should've gotten it for a lot of things.
Surprise at how well Mad Max did too.

>>14851495
They could take her down with enough firepower, but if she tosses DE bombs at the right places, they'll have bigger problems.

>>14851505
Just imagine if she dropped it on Beijing or New York.
Instant demon realm.

>>14851504
Agreed. Hell, he should've got it for Titanic all those years ago. But here we are
I'm surprised Mad Max won that many Oscars. Great film but Jesus that was some hard dom right there. Ushi Oni's are jealous of that pelvis destruction

>>14851504
>Surprised at how well Mad Max did
>Surprised
Motherfucker, what? It was hands-down the best action movie last year, and was far and away the most technically impressive. Practical effects get me like nothing else.

>>14851512
Well, his performance wasn't that great on titanic though

>>14851516
Well.
Weeell
Yeah, but still. He should've had at least multiple by now

>>14851512
Yeah, it took home a lot of things today.

>>14851513
It was good but I was under the impression that it would get snubbed due to being an action movie.

>>14851511
That's what I'm saying. You turn a major city into a massive rape pit it'll cripple them. It would be my default traitor plan.

>>14851513
But it's not the kind of Oscar bait that gets the awards.

>>14851502
>Granted it does stipulate that DE doesn't apply
But it also specifically says magic DOES if she already had it, and lilims have that in spades. I mean, in all practicality >>14851505 is right if she hunkers down, but imagine what goes on before that or she realizes she's still in trouble on the defensive and starts teleporting around on the offensive first?

It'd be a situation harrier than an ushi oni.

>>14851198
>wererabbit
I'll allow her to stay with me as she is likely friendly and since she doesn't like to be lonely I'll b more than glad to keep her company. It should be easy to get around as long as she wears a hat and jeans to hide the monster bits, she should be good to go in public. I can easily provide for her as I'm quiet comfortable in my life, also since I'd be her only companion the chances of her raping me are little to none, as I'd tel her that as long as I can trust her she can trust me in return.

>>14851521
Yeah.
You could even get her to hit Detroit!...Although that would honestly just be a bit of an improvement.

>>14851466
Damn you're right the moment a hint of supernatural stuff appears all kinds of funky shit will go down. Only solution I'd see to this is to hide ourselves away in a isolated location away from everyone or just openly show her off to the public and hope for the better.

>>14851524
Just upset it didn't actually win for Best Visual Effects.

>>14851527
is detroit really that bad?

>>14851537
>Is a city founded almost entirely on car manufacturing that ships all its jobs to China that bad?
What do you think?

>>14851537
>is detroit really that bad?
LaughingCheshires.jpg

Wonderland Centaur soon fellow STALKERs!

>>14851537
Detroit is only good when you stay in the rich areas or the parts where the sports stadiums are.

The only honest difference between it and Flint is that one has drinkable water.

It's so corrupt that even a Tanuki would be shocked at it....Right before putting her own corruption into play and making it better.

Then again, I just hate big cities so a bit of my bias may be slipping in.

>>14851546
Never.

>>14851546
I'd an ogre lawyer like her.
I'd even settle down with her for marriage, even if I did run the risk of getting kidnapped every now and then.

>>14851529
>just openly show her off to the public and hope for the better.
That doesn't sound like a good idea at all unless you've got something as Milquetoast as, say, a dark priest or something. Anything with magic, venom or really noticeable superstrength is getting spirited away, and even if you did roll a girl with little to no military or political application you can still look forward to answering how the hell she got there in the first place. Some of us have done a pretty piss-poor job of addressing that and in your case you'd basically have to fuck off innawoods unless she's got glamour magic or something.

>>14851546
>>14851549
Wait a minute, are we getting new girls on monday now?

>>14851557
>First Wednesdays
>Then sundays
>Now Mondays
KC in charge of scheduling

>>14851198
I got a question,, why bring this up?

>>14851559
it the tweet seriously up?

>>14851564
I don't know

>you will never 'accidentally' get a MG pregnant
>she will never force you to take responsibility
>you will never whisper in her ear that this was your plan all along.
let me die.

>>14851560
No reason. Not like we're being tested.

>>14851564
His last tweet is from the 27th.
>It is over Yara chores to do and not do Yara organize files, after can concentrate on the work for the picture book Ⅱ until the summer ...!

>>14851568
I want to impregnate the minotaur captain of the football team after she decides to get a little 'busy' with me after a game.

It will only be partially consensual.

>>14851572
i just feel like i read something like this befoer, cant put my finger on it

>>14851577
>Not impregnating the whole football team
C'mon anon, dream big. Imagine all those /fit/ monstergirls doting on their cute daughterus once they're born.
Imagine your /fit/ wives helping you get /fit/ and then rewarding you with primal ball-slapping sex.
Imagine the cuddlepiles.

>>14851198
>rolled manticore
Hello, Pfizer, here I come. Welcome to the next billion dollar pharmaceutical. Other than that, it's gonna be a bitch.

>>14851595
You do know they'll probably end up killing her or something, right?

>>14851594
I'd love nothing more than to do that.
>No huge harem of jinkos, minotaurs, onis, and other races all lifting, caring for young daughterus, or carrying new ones to love.

The highschool would need to have two teams, of which one would be dedicated to the daughterus we'd produce.
Unless a few of them are book smart and want to study arcane stuff and such.

>>14851607
I'm not gonna lie anon, I kinda want to be a scrawny nerd that the Monstergirl football team at my college grabs and drags to their sorority house to pump full of aphrodisiacs and pass around like a lewd party favor. Just a gang of /fit/ girls stealing kisses, having a contest to see who can suck the most shots out of me, holding a lottery to see who gets to take my virginity, ect.
And they keep using me as their boytoy at their private parties until one day they go a bit too far and all end up pregnant.
Then they decide to make an honest man of me and become my wives.

>>14851217
This time of year, absolutely. Though unless you can think of a VERY good way to hide her tail and other inhuman features (don't forget her eyes), she probably won't be going out much anyway. She'd be large, but being cold blooded, she probably wouldn't need to eat as much as you'd expect. So could you pay for all the hot water she'd use, basically?

>>14851230
That is pretty easy to deal with, actually.
Who is she going to possess?

>>14851245
Nice. I suppose if the men in suits come to your door, she can always just insert some false memories about a false alarm to stay hidden.
Imagine living your life with her ability, too. Get spoiled on a movie, book or game? Let her take the memory away. Want to experience a great plot all over again? Why not? Want to escape reality to a fantastical world of dreams? Time to put your head on her lap and spend hours in your perfect, virtual reality heaven.

>>14851247
I think it's the sort of idea which does universally occur when dealing with fantasy settings with a lot of room for personal imagination.
That said, I look forward to seeing what you're actually working on writing. Do you have a Pastebin name to remember?

>>14851252
Lucky. A cute, half-vampire girl who can blend into society, but still comes with some of the perks sounds lovely.

>>14851263
Do you think she'd follow you out without your knowledge and prank people using her powers? That could lead to a lot of tension if she starts messing around with authority figures while you're watching.
Imagine if a police officer pulls you over for speeding, and the chesire's disembodied face appears behind his back, making fun of them in silence while you watch.
If you open up that portal, you'll be ushering in a new age. They won't be able to stay hidden from the public. Would you be ready to face all the repercussions?

>>14851271
Put her in a bucket, give her water and tasty fruits. See if you can buy a waterproof bodysuit for her, so your carpets and books don't get ruined.

>>14851277
She'll probably remodel your house to make it several times bigger on the inside than on the outside.
I think you'd be safe if one of your parents decided to call the police on her. After all, why would the shoggoth put through that call when the phone is made out of her?

>>14851279
Yeah, a glacies sounds super cute. Though probably not so easy to hide the fact that you can see right through her.
Maybe you can cover her up in clothes and paint her face skin coloured if you ever need to go out with her.

>>14851283
Well, look at it this way. Tasks requiring physical strength aren't a problem any more. She's friendly, ready to help, and great at digging, if you ever want to apply that talent somehow. Unless your mother is a really suspicious person, I think you'll be able to convince her.

>>14851289
For the better. Undines are great. Enjoy never having to worry about drowning, and having the best baths in the world. It's possible that you might even be able to stealthily transport her using a bottle of water, too.

>>14851302
You'd find a way, I'm sure. I know what it's like to try and balance money when you're paying to keep your health out of the red, though. It is hard. And taking care of another person who can't be seen by the public would make it triply difficult. Given your circumstances, you'd have to work extremely hard to find a way to provide for her and make it work, and that's without considering the possibility of children with her. Could you hope to feed the the child or children she could give birth to?
But, when it's the end of the day, and you're cuddling up to her in bed, seeing her smile as she hugs and nuzzles you, would it be worth it then?

>>14851308
There's also the issue of trying to get up in the morning if you wake up and discover she's sleepwalked right into your bed.
I think a dormouse would be more manageable than most, but yeah, that rape aura is a problem.

>>14851311
Kesarans are pretty small, man. Like hold-in-your-hand-and-use-as-a-living-onahole small.
That, and she's so light a literal stray breeze can pick her up off her feet. Plus you have to worry about her spores making you and everyone around her feeling super high and happy.

>>14851314
Yeah, having a nearly godlike lilim with her magic more or less intact would be pretty nice.
Hell, even if you got unlucky and got the whole SWAT situation, she's probably be able to deal with it well enough.

>>14851322
Hey, regular succubi are great.
But as for a job, I think she'd be able to put her talents to use in a position where individual presentation comes into play.
If she can conjure a glamour, she might even be able to make good money as a model, consisting her body is pure natural sex.
Let her pour on the magic charm, she could sell sand to a man in a desert. Getting a job with a male interviewer wouldn't be that hard.
And yes, the sex you'd get to have with her would literally be the best anyone's ever had.

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please try and figure out a way to save yourself from impregnating three single, senior (grade) monster girls on prom night.

>>14851604
You don't ever let them know the source. Contact them through a smaller lab, sell only the formula and spectroscopy data. It's worth a lot less than a full synthesis or direct supply of product, but it's likely to be better than anything they will ever find on their own. You're also going to lose a cut to the intermediary lab, but it's still a whole lot of money.

>>14851618
That would be lovely.
Would they all show up in their nicest dresses, or cleanest clothes, and show you each individual pregnancy test while blushing and stating how they're there to take responsibility?

>>14851619
>Who is she going to possess?
Oh the fun possibilities.

>>14851621

Okay. I will absolutely not integrate with the senors. I understand.

>>14851619
>Do you have a Pastebin name to remember?
You know me as Beast
when I said you read my mind, its been a thought I've had lately about my next thing

>>14851619
>seeing her smile as she hugs and nuzzles you, would it be worth it then?
Absolutely.

Also, you're fucking based as fuck for doing this.

>>14851198
>Raiju
Shit. There's no way I can hide that.

>>14851619
>Unless your mother is a really suspicious person, I think you'll be able to convince her.
well she does believe in both god and aliens...

>>14851622
You don't think they'll want to find out? It's not like they don't have the resources , and Big Pharma is not known for playing nice.

>>14851633
What time is it in London?

>>14851638
>No way I can hide that
Are you even trying, anon? There's an entire series that outlines how to hide your new waifu! Get her a bottle of hair dye, buy her some long dresses, and stock up on batteries. You can pass the ears off as a weird headband.

>>14851619
>Imagine if a police officer pulls you over for speeding, and the chesire's disembodied face appears behind his back, making fun of them in silence while you watch.
I don't think I have to worry about that. I don't have a license yet and mainly take public transportation. Also I'm so nervous about speed limits that I probably won't get pulled over at any point.
Plus I'll have a chat with her about how if the authorities catch her there's a very real chance the government will want to dissect her to find out how her reality warping powers work and that she's too important to me to risk like that.

And once the portal opens I'll take responsibility and lead the charge for equal rights for monsters. Sure I'll have to make some concessions like "No raping humans." on the monster side, but legalizing prostitution should fix that problem. There's plenty of horny lonely people out there. Imagine how many would sign up if they found out they could earn a nice government paycheck fucking horny girls.

>>14851648
quarter to 7

>>14851198
>Pharaoh.
Well, seeing as how she's physically just a brown milf with red tattoos, it should be pretty damned easy to conceal her true nature from the world at large.

I'm a welder, so I make enough to feed us both and have my own apartment. So the only real issue comes in trying to make some bullshit story to my friends and family about why a guy like me is suddenly shacking up with a woman they've never met who's way the fuck outta my league, and why she can't get a job, a license or wrap her head around electronics and indoor plumbing. That, and work sometimes requires me to be away from home, for weeks on end occasionally though the thought of coming home from one of those excursions and immediately being tackled to the ground by a lonely Pharaoh does make my heart flutter a little.

>>14851198

>Large Mouse

Well I live on my own and I don't really get visitors much at all. With enough clothing she might be able to pass as a human.

I am learning how to cook a little so I could take care of her well enough I think.

Though I have no idea how I long I'll actually be living in this apartment for and if I'd be able to help her if I wound up leaving it

>>14851653
Didn't Holo end up nearly revealed several times? It probably is easier than I'm thinking, though.

>>14851657
If it weren't for her lack of records, she could make a career in politics.

>>14851619
>After all, why would the shoggoth put through that call when the phone is made out of her?
Cell phones. You'd have to make her block radio waves and then keep your parents locked in the waifu dungeon forever more so they don't tell or display hints of NON-EUCLIDEAN madness when they go out. Not really a great idea. Now, if you managed to find some land in the middle of nowhere...

>Kesarans are pretty small, man.
I imagined the adults being about as large as a small woman and marginally harder to blow away, no major issue there. If they are onahole-sized then every issue save the pollen thing disappears as I could easily afford to feed and house her. I really would've rather a vanilla fairy in this case, but whatever.

>>14851623
Yes and Yes.
There would be lots of cuddling and fretting over the wedding details.
Some time after we're all married and have kids, the cuddlepile will only grow larger.
Of course, on certain occasions the wives will send the kids off to go hang out with their uncle and his kids and then either bust out the "barely there" lingerie, or get their old clothes they wore back in college, now slightly too small for their /fit/ yet motherly bodies and fuck me like they did back in college.

>>14851118
Sorry for the wait, all. Been studying for a midterm.

>"Fucking enlightening. Could we get this over with?", you feigned disinterest, hoping you didn't look as scared shitless as you felt.
>"Name's Aemma, with an 'ae'; mum was dead drunk when she wrote the name on the birth certificate"
>The tension dissipated, and you laughed in disbelief.
>"Your mother was drunk when she conceived? And more importantly, you're introducing yourself??"
>You couldn't believe it.
>"Seemed tha proper thing to do an' all, considerin'," she said. Considering what? Was there a romantic mood permeating the air that you weren't aware of?
>A few moments passed, and you still weren't sure how to respond to that.
>"Well, seein' as you're ready and able, let's get down to business," Aemma said, and sauntered over to you.
>She straddled your hips and roughly pulled your face towards hers with a grimy paw
>Her breath tickled and made your eyes water.
>She took in your face, as if memorizing it.
>"Keep quiet, now. Scream an' I'll have to stitch that cute mouth shut." You believed her.
>You nodded, two short bobs of the head
>Aemma smiled, and pulled you into a kiss. The taste of booze, bad breath, and whatever she had eaten for lunch flooded your mouth and left you reeling.
>She broke the kiss and ordered you to keep your mouth open. When you didn't obey fast enough she slapped you twice on the injured side of your face. You yelped and finally obeyed.
>The manticore loosed a gob of spit into your waiting mouth and ordered you to swallow.
>You did, and shuddered in distaste.
>"Good boy!", she said, and tousled your hair.
>"Ever fucked a tail pussy before?", she inquired. You shook your head.
>"First things first, I want ya to clean 'er up fer me nice an' proper." The tail appeared over her shoulder and approached you, barbs retracted.
>A cheesy, thick yellow discharge coated the crevices and inside of her tail's fuckhole.
>"Fuck! Keep that thing back!", you exclaimed.
>"Don' worry, I won't make ya swallow." she said, as if that were somehow reassuring.
>"Oh god. I've probably caught something already from your disgusting spit...", you moaned.
>"Nah; I'm clean." The irony was not lost on you. "Now then..."
>Aemma's tail was suddenly thrust forward, smearing its fetid stink all over your face.
>Past the point of caring, you began lapping up the accumulated smegma from the folds of the tail. You cleaned the inside of the tail as well, which would contract around your tongue as you entered it.
>Aemma's moans grew in intensity until a shuddering orgasm hit her.
>"Wha do ah do wih dis?", you said, sticking out your tongue for her to see.
>"Ah, you can just spit that out. I'm sure it tastes pretty nast-"
>You cut her off and swallowed the load, just to spite the crazy bitch.
>Aemma was almost speechless, it had given her pause. A grin spread like wildfire over her face.
>"Why, yer just a little slut! Here, give this a whiff." Aemma peeled off the wifebeater and wrapped her arm around your head, pushing it into her armpit.

>>14851677
That's wonderful.
I can dig it, especially if they were a hockey team.
I could even play goalie


Would you be prepared for the cuddle piled to include them in just their old jersies and nothing else?

I don't want to struggle to pay for all these children, but i can't turn enough profit! I'm going to have to pick up a second job so that we can live a comfortable life! I'm going to work so many hours that my waifu will feel neglected and run into the arms of a gentleman of the darker-skinned variety!

>>14851654
>legalizing prostitution should fix that problem.
You what? Free love has never been an issue. Only the more monstrous girls might, I repeat MIGHT have an issue securing a somewhat steady supply of dick. Enough propoganda and you could set up even those with husbands somewhat readily within two decades or so.

>>14851669
Didn't pharaoh have some kind of broken order geass thing going? You could probably fake records well enough for a low-level political job.

>>14851685
This is starting to get uncomfortable.

>>14851685
>Smegmacore.
This should not arouse me.

And yet, it does.

>You will never hypnotize your MG waifu into a kissu slut before you get married.
>you will never make it so that she cums from kisses.
"You may now kiss the bride."

>>14851685
[vomits internally]

>>14851685
Turning in for the night. In case any of you want to read more of this sexual deviant filth as it comes out, I've uploaded it onto my pastebin for convenience. I suppose I'll be posting under kip in these threads.

Here are a few potential endings I've been considering.
-The MC discovers The Big Lebowski was trying to frame him, and that Bunny was safe all along. Poor Donny died for nothing.
-Some sort of incomprehensible cop-out Shyamalan-esque ending
-Marlowe goes to a bar to get hammered and thinks about Silver-Wig

http://pastebin.com/9mhRaPRt

B-baby Jesus will cry if we do that!

>>14851646
There's no need for them to care. Sell enough information and they have it for themselves. It's not worth the effort to pursue it past that point unless they're aspiring to cartoon villainry (admittedly, would not rule that out).

>>14851803
Like I give a fuck, lady. Now let's get that sweater pulled up and bring those ears higher to where I can nibble 'em.

>>14851822
>removing the sweater
But anon, the puppies!

>>14851350
Oh boy. I guess she could act as your younger cousin in front of friends. Or roleplay as your cute little sister in public.
Are you prepared for all the magic she'll be casting on you and her?

>>14851365
That's a tough one, yeah. On the plus side, no more worrying about electricity, provided you can keep her fed.
But unless she can keep her arcing electricity extremely well in check while outside, people are going to think she's done kind of alien, or visually impressive social experiment.
Gotta be careful with your delicate electronics around her, too. No building a new PC while she's in the room.

>>14851391
She's a tall, muscular brown catgirl, who could possibly pass for a lion girl, if it wasn't for the turquoise and gold eye-liner, and the air of absolute divine regality surrounding her.
I hope you're ready to worship.

>>14851409
I'd let you reroll for that too, considering it isn't a monstergirl.
I doubt a beast monster like that would get very far in a world with bullets, tank shells, aerial bombardments, and no other monsters to command. You and your neighbours would be extremely unlucky though, to put it lightly.

>>14851416
Well, her magical explosions just make everyone in a certain radius extremely lusty. Just pray that authorities don't pinpoint your home as the center of the occasional mass orgy, though.
There'll be outrages because of it, I'm sure.

>>14851434
Are you forgetting the massive single eye in the middle of her head? I think that alone would make people go pale with fear, even if we ignore the eyestalks and ability to leak liquid latex.
Though her powerful hypnosis abilities might prove extremely useful, especially when she can use her stalks to hypnotise multiple people at once.

>>14851444
Did I do the random link wrong? Oh well, I'll give that to you anyway.

>>14851525
You'd need a hat to accommodate her ears, and some trousers that'd fit her extremely fat, fluffy thighs.
Otherwise, that seems doable. Just don't leave her alone for extended periods of time.

>>14851560
It's an idea that makes the rounds in my mind once every few weeks or so. It's not a particularly unique idea, but I thought it'd be fun to put it into the context of a scenario for the thread.
I didn't expect to see so much discussion over it. The thread's normally quiet around this time. It's a nice surprise.

>>14851595
That's a dangerous game, but you could make good money if you play it right.
Did you see Limitless? It's like that, but with sex instead of being smart.

>>14851628
Their consent might be an issue. Or not, considering how kitsune-bis work. I suppose it's just down to wherever or not you're fine with taking control away from an innocent person and changing them like that against their knowing will.

>>14851633
I look forward to reading it.
Maybe you could get some inspiration from all these posts.

>>14851636
I'm more bored than based, but thank you.

>>14851638
There was a post earlier with raiju. I think if you could hide her arcing electricity (which would be down to her self control and current level of charge) and her effect on electronics, you'd be able to have her in public pretty easily.

>>14851644
Tell her the wurm is a really scaly angel. Like one of those freaky angels who are just a bunch of eyes stuck on a giant glowing Cheerio.

>>14851654
There is that possibility, but you have to consider that those government paycheques won't be growing on trees. The money comes from their spending, so it'll be subject to all the same issues. And the first few years will be arduous, with that system likely not yet implemented. There would be a lot of dissent, possibly protests and attempts at vigilante crusades.

>>14851657
A pharaoh does sound great. As with any other monstergirl in this situation trying to get a job, you'd probably need to forge some paperwork to actually get her into the records system.
Otherwise, teaching such a lovely, beautiful reanimated lady about your world sounds like a lot of fun.

>>14851667
What sort of stuff do you think you'd end up cooking for her?
True about the apartment thing, though. If you decided to move, would you conceivably be able to take her with you, or would her sudden appearance mean that you'd need to down longer in your current home?

>>14851673
She could fake the cell phones with her own body too, but you're right. Best not to deceive the parents or make them go crazy.

As for the kesaran, take another look at their page. An illustration there shows them being used just like an onahole.
I agree a regular fairy would be more convenient, but if you learn to deal with her spores, you could save and store them for a private weekend with her.

>>14851809
But they wouldn't be able to make it.I'm sure they would would be very curious to find out where it comes from. But then again, I have no idea how this stuff works out.

>>14851829
>I suppose it's just down to wherever or not you're fine with taking control away from an innocent person and changing them like that against their knowing will.
Not unless they want it to happen. I mean, what's the worst that can happen if I wait? The ghost fox possesses me?

>get badass, adventurous waifu
>become incubus and obtain her badass, adventurous qualities
>JACKPOT!
Seriously, stories of battle couples?

>>14851762
I'd abuse that power so much if I could hypnotise my waifu.
I'd make it so that every time we kiss, she has the most pleasurable, emotionally fulfilling orgasms. I'd make her ears extremely sensitive erogenous zones, and send her even deeper into a blissful, empty-eyed trance with ASMR, making her drool happily.
And sometimes, with her head on my lap, I'd send her into trance, and make her feel as if she's floating, lighter than air, and as fluid as if she were a slimegirl. It would be the perfect way to massage all the stress out of her, and snap her out of the trance feeling better than she ever has in her life.

>>14851829
That's why, until a solution can be established, we'll keep the monstergirls in designated embassies or just stay on the other side of the portal. Volunteers are allowed to enter for the purpose of sex.
My Cheshire friend will have to act as the spokeswoman for the monstergirl side to convince them to go with this by reminding them that A. Demonic Energy isn't a thing here, B. Humans in this world have weapons that can reduce a city to ash and practically salt the earth for decades if not longer, and C. they technically have no rights outside the embassies or the other side of the portal and are subject to mob violence or worse.
Also, working so closely with her to ensure the safety and integration of her kind will probably cause us to get pretty close. We might even get married.

>>14851859
Dragoon & Wyvern a best.

>>14851825
Who let the dogs out? This guy.

>>14851829
>An illustration there shows them being used just like an onahole.
The page also says they "come in various sizes." I made full use of that like an Olympic Mental Gymnast. As for the spores, that shouldn't be too hard. Just get something like a hood used for model painting and a dust mask and suck them up/shave them off. Frequent washing might also work.

>>14851862
Hypnosis works so well as a fetish. I mean shit, tell me that isn't lewd and comfy as fuck at the same time.

>>14851903
>hypnosis
>comfy as fuck
Mindflayer please go.

>>14851905
C'mon. Tell me
> I'd send her into trance, and make her feel as if she's floating, lighter than air, and as fluid as if she were a slimegirl. It would be the perfect way to massage all the stress out of her, and snap her out of the trance feeling better than she ever has in her life.
Doesn't sound luxuriously relaxing. Mindflayers are also great for this but require a borderline insane and as such suspect level of trust.

>>14851913
I for one love and trust my Flayerfu with my heart and mind!

>Lich giving her husband a lap pillow while she reads an ancient tome.
Sometimes being the husband of a kuu, is not always easy... especially when she's engrossed in research for the next time she's going to fuck you silly.
Also... your face is a nice place to put her tome on.

>>14851803
Baby Jesus will cry no matter what we do, he's a baby, babies cry.

Adult Jesus, on the other hand, would likely be too busy busting Pharisee headcanon to care, but on the off chance he did glance over, he'd probably approve of any acts of love.

>>14851920
But she needs to use magic to keep the book in balance so why doesn't she just cast levitation on it?

>>14851927
Jesus had a foot fetish. Mary Magdalene hanged out with him because he paid well for her footjobs and such.

>>14851920
So I get to smell old book and lich cunt at the same time? Sounds like a deal.

>>14851920
She's butt-fucking-naked under that cloak. I can't abide by this. I'm taking up knitting.

>>14851920
Oh man, I thought I posted the suggestion too late. I'm a happy man right now, thanks Maritan.

>>14851935
Mary Magdalene is canon proof that Jesus approves of taking sluts and whores and making decent women of them.

To be Christian is to strive to be Christ-like, therefore there is nothing more Christian than capturing the lewdest Succubus you can find and turning her into your loving, faithful housewife with the power of D.

>>14851920
Nice.

>>14851957
>and making decent women of them
But he didn't marry her. I bet everyone but Ginger-Judas got a piece of her though.

>the last thread wasn't even archived
was there a massive shitposting war at the end or something?

>>14851982
It just got archived out of nowhere.

>>14851956
Glad you like it! I thought the idea was funny, also like liches a lot too.

>>14851995
Can we get a blind loli Gnome getting her toes kissed by an anon?

>>14851974
What matters is the result, Anon, not the means. When you're the son of God you can make girls pure just by letting them fondle your feet with their hair. Us regular joes gotta put it in.

Wait
>prostitute
>molests people with her hair
Mary Magdalene confirmed Kejourou

>>14852008
>Mary Magdalene confirmed Kejourou
This is absolutely heretical. It's almost as bad as
>And on the cross he said "Peter, Peter I can see your house from here".

Beware of Dark Elves. This is the last year to prepare.

>>14852028
I hope so.

>>14851920
...Maritan drew a Lich.
Oh. Oh yes, this will do very nicely.

>>14852028
The last year before what?

And is my fifty-meter deep, double-reinforced concrete bunker a proper defense?

>>14852046
>The last year before what?
Conjunction of the Spheres.
>And is my fifty-meter deep, double-reinforced concrete bunker a proper defense?
Sure. How long do you plan on staying down there?

>>14852046
Can you get in and out of it?

>>14852028
Well, if they're going to be Kloah style towering titty monsters I'm going to probably die from exhaustion.

>>14852065
That wouldn't be in their best interests, they'll pace you.

>>14852058
>Conjunction of the Spheres.
Oh, that.
>Sure. How long do you plan on staying down there?
Well, I've got a generator, water purifier, water condensator, air purifier/recirculator/separator, enough canned food and water to last a century for five normal people, enough room to run around (in a circle, admittedly), a small area for supplementary plant farming, a stupid amount of recreational supplies (including a digital copy of the library of congress, the Gutenberg project library, several complete tv shows, movies and two tons of condoms for use or barter) , and triple redundancy on all vital systems (such as two gas generators supplementing one basic fission plant with absurd protections). A bit excessive? Probably.

Comfy, though. Cozy. Definitely safe.

>>14852059
There's a main elevator that triggers several blast doors. It's one-way only, no radiation/waste/lava/etc. getting in. Definitely no Strayan Raiders going for Valhalla.

As for exit, well, there's a few digging machines meant for expansion that've been stored inside. They'll be used to dig up and out when all's said and done. Worst-case scenario, I just blow up the elevator shaft (easier from the bottom, thanks to planning) and build a ladder out.

And yes, I've been practicing.

>>14852138
>condoms
Anon, these are monstergirls you're dealing with. They're going to think you're insane or an asshole.

>>14852159
A) It was a joke item, hence the spoilering and the stupid amount.
B) If they were actually a thing being stored, they'd be the basic, generic, unlubricated simple latex variety - the kind that can be used for alarming stuff.
http://mentalfloss.com/article/70950/15-non-sex-uses-condoms

>>14851198
>「YOU」
Well, I've either got a peasant boy kissing my feet for saving him from rape city or some ass who keeps complaining that women ain't got shit on tail pussy. Either way should be fun to get to know fantasy land 「ME」

This thread is deader than the monster girl scene's gonna be in half a year when KC wraps up the encyclopaedia.

>>14852373
Except KC isn't wrapping it up.

>>14852373

the thread is always dead around right now, fambina. People gotta sleep.

>>14852392
He can't keep making shit up forever.

>>14852373
I know a way to liven things up!

In Finland they've been giving the "refugees" karate lessons with taxpayer money. This makes me think of a bunch of Monster Girls getting taught karate in case the mean human boys try to sexually harass them.
P'Orcfugees welcome!

>>14852399
Not like he makes up the creatures he turns into sexy she-devils.

>>14850832
>you will never fuck Lala in the neckpussy

>>14851198
>lich
Hiding her won't be a problem, she could just use some spell to make her look human. Perhaps only temporary, but it's enough.
I could keep her a secret from my friends and family but that won't work long term, but if I can make them understand, they will (hopefully) be ok with it.
And could I provide for her? She's dead, I don't know if she needs food or sleep. But let's for arguments sake say she does, She could work a normal job as long as she keeps her spell up and they don't require ID or something, so once I get her comfortable with the everything, she could start working somewhere. Worst case scenario, she has to work somewhere shitty.

Long Term, this won't be a problem, She can function in society, and she can do so without being notiest.
All is good.

>>14852418
>don't require ID
Dude. She's a Lich. She can cast an illusion of a legit ID.

>>14852373
Do you know how many KC said he wanted to do?
A THOUSAND.
We're not even to 200 yet!
So, like it or not, we're here forever.

>>14852438
>A THOUSAND
Ooh. So we WILL get Phoenix and Hydra and Jötunn and Fenrir and Jormundgand and the Furies?

>>14852445
Eventually. All of those sound like ones I really want to see too.
You can run, but the Furies will find you wherever you go.

>>14852418
Well the only problems would be to get your family and friends to not panic, and keep the Lich from waddling off to explore the new world or doing experiments that cause too much attention.

>>14852438
With all the monsters from folklore and fiction, he's in no danger of running out of ideas.

>>14852467
Come with me anon!

>>14852438
Actually, 'only' half of that. That's still years and probably enough for me to grow realistic, marry, start a normie family and abandon my dream of some magical, otherworldly love. ;_;

>>14852482
>That's still years and probably enough for me to grow realistic, marry, start a normie family and abandon my dream of some magical, otherworldly love
Faggot

>>14852473

>>14852482
Quitter, quitter pants-shitter!

>tfw no adoptive Echidna mom
>tfw no group of protective Lamia type onee-sans
>tfw no Apophis imouto who wants to conquer the world so that she can make it illegal for people to say bad things about you

>>14851920
That Lich is cute, she has a great rack, and I'm rather jealous of her husbando.

Fantastic job Mari; nice choice.

>>14852489
>>14852502
>what is a sober view on human psychology, passions, and aging

>>14852547
Giving up on the waifu. If you really loved her, you wouldn't let reality stop you from loving her. This only proves you never cared about anyone but yourself.
You made her cry, anon.

>>14852489
>>14852502
Not that guy but I recently realized I hide my nerd powerlevel out in the real world and when I come here I hide my real-world powerlevel.

If I was clever I'd quote Shakespeare or say something about masks, but I'm not so I'll leave it at that. It's interesting though.

So we don't dick the daughteru

But does that mean adoptive monster girl mothers don't /ss/ the sonnu?

>>14852630
>monstergirls
>having any sense of limitations

>>14852653
If a monster girl adopted a human boy, there's a chance she just wants to be a good mom and not a female pedophile.

>>14852630
>So we don't dick the daughteru
>implying
Much as I wish it were so, this is not the case.

>But does that mean adoptive monster girl mothers don't /ss/ the sonnu?
Depends. Did she buy a husband for her daughter? If then, no she'd probably hold back and find another man. Did she buy a husband for herself? In that case yes.

>>14852402
After Monster Girl Cologne I'm not really sure about bringing in all these Monster Girl refugees.

They kind of, well, rape people.

>>14851198
>Dark Angel
Don't know if that is a good thing or bad thing. I will get a lot of funny looks when she goes out. Folks may not be cool with it though.

>>14850864
would you eat the booty like groceries though

>>14852600
That's normal, though.
The worst thing about 4chan is that there are guys who don't hide their powerlevel in the real world and act like they would in a thread in public. You end up wondering if they have any self awareness at all.
Besides, isn't it more fun knowing that people have this completely false idea about what you're like?

>>14852688
>Open medicine cabinet.
>Fat cat ass.
>Open the oven to put in something to cook.
>Fat cat ass.
>Open the washing machine.
>Fat cat ass.
>Open biscuit tin.
>Small fat cat ass.
>Open wardrobe.
>Extra big fat cat ass.
>Walk into Garage.
>Your car is gone.
>In it's place is a fat cat ass with wheels.

That's when you started to suspect something.

Great . I kicked that elf out of my bedroom last night, and then this morning I get this elf MGC police woman visiting me.

I'm just gonna have to go with it.

>>14852694
Back in the old days they used to have these things called masked balls, where everyone hid their faces at a party and could pretend to be someone else instead/actually be themselves instead of what was expected of them. Anonymous places like 4chan are just modern versions of this.

>>14852678
Dass rayciss! If boys don't want to have sex, why they have dicks?

>>14852704
>you start to suspect something
Wait a minute...
I DON'T HAVE A MEDICINE CABINET!

>>14851198
Kitsune.

So lets see here. I get a beautiful woman who uses magic, can shape shift and brings me luck, ands many years to my life ,and will likely turn into a goddess in a few years

Not only do I get lots of Mofu., but she can also change herself to look like any woman she wants to.

i see no problems with this roll. and will enjoy my new life and hopefully wife.

>>14852704
Is nothing sacred to these slutty purplecats?!

>>14852704
Remember : Just never ask her where the remote is

>>14852732
Well, there is a 50% chance she'll go yan for you. So flip a coin.

>>14852518
>No adoptive Echidna (single)mom.
>No CC Echidna oldest sister who looks after the family while mom is busy working.
>No unusually calm-mannered Satyros big sister who is always incredibly sensual whenever you are alone with her. (pic related)
>No Demon/Titania twin big sisters who get along surprisingly well, to the point of finishing each-others sentences.
>No exceedingly girly Minotaur big sister who cherishes you because you treat her like a lady.
>No lazy Hellhound big sister who just wants to lay around and cuddle all day.
>No Flat-chested, responsible Lizard sister the same age as you who tries to keep all the other sisters in line.
>No Kobold little sister a year younger than you who follows you around like a puppy.
>No Sandworm larva little sister in a giant converted ant farm in the living room who always smiles at you when you tap on the glass.
>No Wurmouto.

It hurts.

>>14852732
I think this is rigged, just out of curiosity I re-rolled and got an Inari.
Now I wonder which would be the better of the 2?

>>14851198
>Druella
I'm just going to assume a named character doesn't count
>Raiju
I have a constantly horny woman masturbating on my bed. I count that as a win, but I due to circumstances I'm back with my family for a while and my religious mother is not going to take kindly to her perversion or the fact she's some kind of lightning demon.
I'm also getting vanned and taken to some shady government building for it, because I guess that's what the government would do if you were linked to some strange alien appearing on Earth.
My life would be like that kid's in ET, only with more electric shocks and ejaculations.

>>14852759
Is that Auntie Yuuna?

>>14852759
Holy hell, that semen demon really is an adult.

>2016
>Not /ss/ing the human son

Why should fathers have all the fun dicking monster daughterus? There shall be justice in this world of perversion.

>>14852759
>Wurmouto
Whatever do you do with her?

>>14852759
>no results on google
spoonfeed pls

>>14852759
That Hellhound sounds wonderful. Imagine cuddling with her and the Kobold.
Imagine the Echidna snapping pictures with her phone while you're all asleep and muttering "Mom's gonna love this" to herself.

>>14852791
>Christmas with a single mother

>>14852791
>That cat's face
>"Eyyyy boy, a cat is fine too!"

>>14852791
Oh man, I don't envy the kid who gets adopted by the Demon Lord and suddenly has the Lilim as his Onee-Sans.
I'm lying. I envy the fuck out of that kid.

>>14852694
>spoiler
It's weird. People are always calling me Sir and assuming I have kids or at least a wife. I seem to have some sort of 'responsible adult' aura that makes me appear much older than I really am, and it mystifies me as to how I acquired such a thing.

I was out with my Mom somewhere a while back and halfway through a conversation I realized I was being mistaken for her husband. She found that way more amusing than I did.

>>14852811
You too can have a Lilim. All you have to do is sing up for Tr8torsRus Inc.

>>14852445
>KC will get every monster present in Dragon's Dogma done by default

Barring the ones already finished, we're missing Hydra, Gryphon, Holy Dragon, Metal Golem of Rapetitude, Undead Dragon, Grim Goblins, Armored Cyclops / Gore Cyclops, Juggernaut styled Undead (Eliminators), Snow Harpies, and the most terrifying of all possessed "humans".

>>14852824
What about GEO Saurians?

>>14852794
Inoue Makito
It's untranslated, from one of the big h-magazines. I don't think you'll find it by itself.

>>14852816
No anon you don't understand.
I want to be molested by my Lilim Onee-san
Possibly Deruella.

>>14852824
I dunno nothin' bout no Dragon's Dogma. Tell me more of these Grim Goblins and Cyclops sub-types.

>>14852829
Salamanders.

>>14852815
>I realized I was being mistaken for her husband.
You know what must be done.

>>14852792
Bash my enemies.

>>14852831
You underestimate my power of putting an artist's name into exhentai
http://exhentai.org/s/7c2cd047c1/900906-24
thank

>>14852824
Slimy wet Flatfish!

>>14852759
Why must you hurt me like this? I want them all, especially the Hellhound and Demon/Titania duo.

>>14852840
I remember a hero who did this.

>>14852833
>I dunno nothin' bout no Dragon's Dogma.

You bring shame upon your famiry.

Think of it as like ...Dire versions of Goblins and Hobgoblins while the Cyclops would be large warrior sized ones.

>>14852811
>Having Druella as an Onee-san
What a wonderful fate that would be.

>>14852855
>You bring shame upon your famiry
They're used to it. Now sell it to me.

>>14852811
>Be a human boy going through puberty
>Every day you come home, your Lilim mother greets you dressed like this
>Sometimes asks to sleep with you like old times
>Sometimes barges in during showers and offers to wash you
>Teases you around every corner

Having a monster girl mom actually sounds like hell.

>>14852840
I'm just imagining you bludgeoning an enemy with your Wurmouto while she cheerfully squeals "I'm helping!"

>>14851198
>Wight
I honestly don't care what she wants at this point. Apocalypse
NOW
O
W

>>14852815
It is weird. Whenever someone new comes to my workplace I'm often mistaken for the boss, but in reality I'm a lazy manchild who faps to anime girls with monster parts for limbs. I think it's great.

>>14852859
Sell what?

>>14852862
Nah, her catchphrase would be
>You just got nailed!
>>14852870
Let me explain this to you in terms you can understand.
You like game. I don't know about game. Explain to me why you like game.

>>14852861
>sounds like hell
Just hit it, Sigmund.

>>14852861
It sure is.

http://pastebin.com/5bLf2hHY

>>14852839
Mom/son is actually a huge fetish of mine but applying it to my real mother kills my libido faster than a cyanide enema.

>>14852861
Imagine being adopted by Mari.
>Knowing your mother was leaving the house every night to participate in orgies and gangbangs
>Always teasing you about being single and jokes about marrying you off to one of her friends
>Leaves you in the care of her cat when she's not around
Actually that last part doesn't sound bad at all.

>>14852891
Well, your brain chemistry is working just fine. You have that going for you too.

>>14852893
I'd like an arranged marriage to some cute but shy Succubut.

>>14852858
I may or may not have a slightly unhealthy obsession with cuddlefucking Deruella.

>>14852861
There's no blood relation anon. Stop being a wuss and plow that Lilim until your balls are dry.
Let her tight pussy milk every last drop out.

>>14852893
>Cat cooks for you while your mother is busy having her body painted white in the week long orgy in the living room, having taken the fiftieth cock of the day, the front door revolving at this point.
>Cat cuddles next to you while you try and sleep, her paws over your ears so you can't hear your slutmother's moans as another buy blows balls deep in her

>>14852874
This isn't /v/ or /vg/ so I can't explain how it's DMC, Elder Scrolls, and Dark Souls combined into one.

>>14852895
As cute as this 'butt is, I can't help but notice she has her tail positioned like a scorpion's stringer.

>>14852895
>Arranged marriage to a shy succubutt who has not yet experienced the pleasure of human penis
>Childhood friend
>Comes to a realization that she wants nothing more in the world than to suck your cock
>Secretly becomes yandere
>Deep ruv, shy on the streets, freak in the sheets

>>14852861
>being a monster she has no sense of shame when it comes to sex
>will ask you casually about your masturbation habits, and due to her monster ability to detect pleasure, knows when you're playing with yourself
>sometimes she wants to know what you were fapping to, because she sensed a greater amount of pleasure than usual
>doesn't see the problem with being naked around her own adopted son, he's a man, it's natural for him to see breasts at some point, right?
>she gets deeply upset when you get embarrassed or shy over these things, and furiously blames human culture for bring men up "wrong"
>is terrified you'll fall in love with some human whore one day instead of that nice succubus down the street
>she sometimes "forgets" to lock the doors at night, secretly hoping one of the local girls will storm in and force so much pleasure on you that she'll have a happily married son by morning.

>>14852911
>so I can't explain
Why not? I doubt you'll get banned for a little digression.
>>14852912
She's prepared to defend herself against possible molesters.

>>14852896
What exactly do you think flashes through the mind of a monster MILF who's being told by her son that he wants to have sex with her?

>>14852893
>Mari leaves Cocaine Cat in charge of the house when she's gone
Is this the most irresponsible mother in all the demon realms?

>>14852930
yes

>>14852850
update never

>>14852920
Here, take this, I need to go sleep now.

>>14852942
What is this image trying to convey?

>>14852902
What a thoughtful cat.
>>14852934
Hey, at least she'll probably share whatever demon realm drugs she's on. You ever wanted to know why she looks so high?

>>14852954
That wolves hunt in packs.

>>14852967
I see. Not sure if that makes a particularly compelling game though. Pass.

>>14852967
I've been interested in it for a while, but it doesn't exactly leap out at me as something I absolutely must play.

>>14852930
>What
>Oh my god
>Holy fuck it's really happening
>I thought this was an urban legend
>I can't believe he wants me, there are so many girls for him to pick from
>I can't believe it
>I'm so fucking happy
>Oh shit
>Don't cry
>Shit!
>He'll think it's weird, it'll kill the mood!
>Shitshitshit!