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My sister lives in California where it's always warm.

>>1481351

There has to be a more original way to make this thread. How about, has your mother hugged you today?

>>1481459
So is she non judgmental of your hobbies or your lack of hobbies?

>>1481528
It sounds like the three older ones are a bad influence on the youngest. If the youngest looks up to you at all, then you might want to make it clear that the older ones aren't the type of girl that you'd ever be interested in. You are one of only a few males in her prototype model of how the world works, after all. It could help.

Yes and no.

>>1481347
WHICH ONE IS IT. FUCK

No

she's over 200 miles away

I did hug her last time we saw each other a few months ago though.

>>1481349
Yes, I hugged my sisters.
No, it's not cold.

It's 84F where I am, and I never hug my sisters.

Also that particular sticker always reminds me of the rage induced by some faggot's "sig" on a stupid forum I lurk to get information for a game I play. The rage comes from the fact that he changed the text to read "have you been putting roofies in the oranges again?" Fuck, that drives me nuts.

>>1481329
I have no sister.
or brother.

I hugged my cat, is a cat fine too?

No, she's got a contagious disease.

>>1481360
>sisters
>s
>plural

LUCKY BASTARD!

i am the sister lol, i hugged my boyfriend instead today.

>>1481382
as if id let her!

>>1481383

Slut

>>1481383
But did your brother hug you?

I am the sister.

... I don't have a brother who hugs me. ;_;

>>1481382

My mom doesn't hug me anymore.

>>1481401

No, me and him don't get on well, he's a shut in and a bit of a loser as well.

>>1481406
You have a boyfriend, you have nothing to complain about.

Are sisters judgmental of your hobbies and lack of sex life?

>>1481443
No and no, because I have no lack of either.

>>1481459
>no lack of either.

I don't think you belong here.

>>1481443
Even though my younger sisters (17 and 21) are very attractive (to normal people, I'm a pedo), both of them are virgins. The 21-year-old hasn't even had a boyfriend. She has social anxiety or something.

>>1481416

agreed, the ;_; emoticon should not be used by those who do not understand what it entails.

I have 4 sisters and they are all whores, I would not touch them with a 10 foot pole.

>>1481416
I had assumed >>1481383 and >>1481406 were different people. The posts are typed differently at the very least.

My sister is sick today, so I don't really want to.

>>1481473
She has drawn the line at 0 men.... she deserves to be deified. Treat her well anonymous, she honestly and truthfully is one in a million.

>>1481484
They are non judmental of my hobbies.

>>1481487

Meh, both probably have boyfriends, The ;_; emoticon should not be used by those with significant others full stop.

>>1481482
how old are they? and why are they whores?

>>1481508

All women are whores.

>>1481484
Hahaha. What the Christ.

>>1481505

Sorry, one definately has a boyfriend and if the other is a different person then she has one too.

>>1481484

wat an fagot

>>1481508
11, 15, 16 and 18. All whores apart from the 11 year old, as she is just unbearably annoying. The other day I walked into the kitchen and they were talking about how many boyfriends they'd had AT ONCE, apparently the 17 year old had 3 boyfriends at the same time. Fucking disgusting.

>>1481528
>11 year old
Ripe for harvest

>>1481484Internet abuse
I lol'd.

>>1481877
Does he have a sister?

She's 100 miles away ;_;

>>1481419
FUCK YOU ANON!

>>1481528
i feel sorry for you man, my sister is 8 years old and likes to go out with me when i walk the dog.

>>1481528
I hate women more than anything.

>>1481443
No, in fact my sister encourages me to go out and talk to people.

>>1481571
She sounds nice.

>>1481578
She's the one who baked a cake for me, and left it outside my room (if anyone remembers that thread)

>>1481923

BUT ORANGE-KUN IS AWESOME

I haven't seen my sister in eight years.

It was Christmas.

>>1481937
This one? Still awesome.

No, but I hugged my wife instead.

>>1481589
I... actually remember you. I remember that thread but I never spoke to you in it except to comment on how nice she sounded. How are things going with you two? Any headway?

>>1481589
sounds like she wants to have sex with you

>>1481615
She'll leave you one of these days. You only have to screw up a few more times.

>>1481626
She's been away at college for the past few months, but she'll be back for Thanksgiving. I'm still debating if I should tell her my feelings or not, but I'm excited just to see her again.

>>1481666

Go for it.

Why is it that when /a/ makes an imouto thread... everyone says they don't have any, and yet here...

FGSFDS

>>1481666

you got any kind of gameplan?

My sister is a stuck up bitch, and a slut to top it off. It pisses me off that she's the generic type of girl I hate.

No I haven't because she's spontaneously decided to marathon either G00, TTGL, Ideon, or GaoGaiGar. One of them. She's more of a /m/an than I am and it's slightly depressing.

>>1481724
Some /jp/ anons suggested I play fake sick and have her care for me, or play up my ronrey-ness and try to get pity sex. I might try playing sick, but I feel bad lying to her for my own benefit.

>>1481758
go and cuddle with her and try to cop a feel.

>>1481764
pity sex is a bit taking advantage... if you love her would you honestly want that? just get her to cuddle with you a bit by playing the pity card, but no sex.

is she a 'cuddling' type of person?

sing
sing
sing
shake your booty, booty
sing
sing
sing
shake your booty, booty

Yah, sing while shake that thing
girly girly what
sing while you shake that thing
girly girly come on

take out the stapler and shove it

No because I prefer not to hug corpses.

>>1481766
I don't think so buddy. She's barricaded her room. That and I've already copped a feel. Life-like texture ;_;

>>1481779
>pity sex is a bit taking advantage... if you love her would you honestly want that?
Yeah, I told the guy who suggested it the same thing, I'm not going to do that

>is she a 'cuddling' type of person?
Yes

>>1481801
The pretending to be sick idea sounds ok to be fair though, try that. Does she have a boyfriend though?

>>1481795

cup size?

Last time I saw my sisters I intended to hug them but couldn't find a way that wouldn't have felt awkward. ;_;

>>1481810
Yes, which is another reason I'm avoiding telling her. It's also rather confusing as I like her boyfriend and want her to be happy, but I also see him as competition

>>1481829

Kill him, and comfort her in her grief.

>>1481795
...is your sister a fag?

>>1481829
well he is competition though, he's dating your sister, the same sister you want as your own.

dont sabotage it or anything, but i mean, that guy is fucking her at the end of the day, and he probably doesnt love her in anyway near the platonic way you do.

>>1481821
Never asked. It's somewhere between almost boobs and boobs, leaning towards boobs.. I think they're kinda average sized.

>>1481795
Does she have a boyfriend?

>>1481847
It depends on which definition of fag we're using. Is this the one where you can stick fag onto everything as a generalizer, or the one where you're calling a dude gay?

I ACICEDINTALY MY LITTLE SISTER

>>1481860
That's very dangerous!

>>1481864
She's single.

>>1481852
>and he probably doesnt love her in anyway near the platonic way you do.

I'm unsure of that. They've been dating for 6 years or so now. And hes not the dumbass jock type, in fact he's pretty similar to me, only less socially retarded. Although maybe I'm being too nice and giving him too much credit. Fuck this is difficult....

>>1481329
No

she's over 700 miles away

I probably won't see her again until Christmas.

>>1481860

You a bustah anon.

>>1481877
>only less socially retarded.

Yeh but that's a big difference, he's one of those normalfags masquerading as nerds. And they make me rage, they have shitty power levels compared to us and their 'shared interests' with their partners are usually only skin deep.

>>1481873
has she ever had a boyfriend?

>>1481859
the one that gay girls use to refer to each other, especially in the context of watching /m/anly anime and things like that.

>>1481895

anon-tan... she's so fucking cute, that cheshnut brown hair.... but she doesnt exist....

I wish I had a little sister.

>>1481889
>he's one of those normalfags masquerading as nerds

Well, hes a computer science major and worked at a library. But it's really pleasing to know my sister is attracted to someone similar to me.

>>1481758
>No I haven't because she's spontaneously decided to marathon either G00, TTGL, Ideon, or GaoGaiGar. One of them. She's more of a /m/an than I am and it's slightly depressing.

Your sister has good taste. Hook a brother up!

>>1481898
Yes. Told me she dumped him because he was "a possessive faggot with the intelligence of a moldy orange".

>>1481917
>attracted to someone similar to me

That's because she is attracted to you, but doesn't know how to express it.

>>1481923
But she fucked him, some lapse in judgment.

>>1481926
It doesn't take much intelligence to properly use a dick.

>>1481917
Has your sister ever said anything specific related to you and relationships with girls?

>>1481926
It lasted like two days. I highly douby pOnOs were stuck in any vagOOO. I don't think the guy even got close to tits.

>>1481931
Not that orange.

>>1481937

How old is she?

>>1481921
That's nice to think about, and possibly true, but also difficult to confirm without potentially hurting our relationship.
>>1481932
She teased me a little bit about liking someone at school (who happened to be one of her friends), but that was years ago and I've never had a girlfriend so there hasn't been much to comment on

>>1481952

My sister's friends used to flirt with me in high school, but they were all retarded so I told them to fuck off.

Last time I hugged someone it was on a funeral.
Last time I hugged my sister was when our cat died.
So whenever someone dies I can finally huga female.

>>1481978
Then you know what to do.

>>1481978

Who will you hug when you die?

>>1481952
I think she loves you as a brother, and if she realised how alone you felt she'd probably burst into tears or something. I say that because I'm friends with a girl who is 6 years older than me (only female friend I have), and I remember I got drunk once and told her how empty I feel inside and how I'm just knocking over time until I die and she just listened to me, mouth agape for like... half an hour. And then hugged me for what felt like forever, and she was close to tears too, and said that if ever i needed anything I should call her.

>>1481946
15. I'm 18. No, I won't attempt to hit that.

>>1482011

Never said you should. But she's young and needs guidance, women are guillable as fuck at that age and fall for assholes of all shades (not just the jock shade, there are also the emo fucks and others like that). I'd say she should be planning to lose her virginity at around.... 21 years old.

>>1482000

It always seems like older women don't understand us. I have a female friend that's 10 years older than me and she literally didn't believe me when I told her I was a virgin. She said that a guy as caring and nice as me should have girls throwing themselves at me. I was like lol wat

>>1482019
>Never said you should.
Just getting it outta the way.

>other stuff
Got it covered. Thanks, though.

>>1482029
She was just trying to make you feel better.

>>1482056

I don't think so. She actually called me a liar.

>>1482029

Yeh I know, this girl is great. It's when I talk to girls like her that I realise how fucking retarded and immature the majority of girls, even 20 year old girls, are. They think they are so mature because they go to bars and drink their pina collada's and dress up for nights out and have sex with lots of different guys.

But they have the mental age of 10 year olds.

>>1482056
Are you a woman?

>>1482072
Yes, anon. I am a woman.
I've slept with more than two men, too.

>>1482000
>I think she loves you as a brother
Yeah, which is about as much as I should hope for
>and if she realised how alone you felt she'd probably burst into tears or something
Probably. Which is a good reason to keep it to myself, along with my feelings to her. I guess I'll just go on as I always have

>>1482102
Are you being serious? I mean, are you serious, you've slept with more than 2 men!?

My sister lives 20 hours away so it would be difficult to hug her. I'm not the type to hug anyways. I did just talk to her on the phone for half an hour though.

>>1482103

Don't keep your feelings of roneryness to yourself, that's just stupid, open up to her, honestly. You'll feel so much better. Is she likely to be sympathetic to you, to act in a similar way to the situation I described?

>>1482115
I'd love to have her comfort me, but I don't want her crying or worrying about me either. She has her own issues to deal with, I imagine.

>>1482102

Why are you on here? I have my doubts that you're a woman to be honest, I don't think you are a woman and if you are, I don't think you have slept with more than 2 men.

>>1482124

Don't be so selfless, you sound like a decent guy. Just get it off your chest, tell her how ronery you feel, try and make it so it's easy for her to understand just what that kind of emptiness feels like. You'll feel a lot better and your relationship will be strengthened.

>>1482119

I thought about calling my sister the other day but I decided not to. I guess I don't want to listen to her complain about her boyfriend and Buddhism for hours on end.