/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>1477738
thank you, I'm not a JunJun fan, but I did it for the fanbase

smart move p14 anon, no more division

adorable.

>>1477823
holy shit those nipples look delicious

>>1477844
...

>>1477835
You had me there for a second.

ill make them lactate again

>>1477890
Tell "Alton" CurryButt says to go fuck himself. ಠ_ಠ

adorable.

does anyone know if mari still lives here?

someone try calling the phone #

>>1477939
you leave yaguch alone

Just in case anybody here doesn't know, the a-nation '08 DVD comes out 11/26 and includes Maki's performance.

Konno was in my dream last night

gtfo

>>1477730
I think this is the best first post ever.

>>1477978
Ew.

>>1477939
The number doesn't work.

>>1477738
I thought I was the only one who loved JunJun, everyone else makes fun of her size and her being Chinese ;_;

This is the face of a goddess.

>>1477730
cuuute

Much better.

>>1477815
Numbering threads is stupid and has brought nothing but faggotry ever since it started.

>>1477834
obvious troll is obvious

>>1477761
I would forcefully insert my penis into her vagina and move my pelvis back and forth at an extremely fast pace and ejaculate inside of her or on her stomach, back, breast and/or face, if you know what I mean.

>>1477839
Can you honestly say these threads haven't gotten worse since the change?

>>1477854
no i cant, if you removed the trolls, id say the content is extremely updated and hi quality despite japanese complaints

>>1477854
The only reason they've become bad is because of the spammer and the only reason he does it is because he didn't want the threads to be numbered and he's butthurt because we won't do what he says. I do appreciate him giving me pictures I didn't have before, though.

What's wrong with numbers? They only take up a couple of characters near the title and really have no influence on the rest of the thread.

>>1477861
her facial proportions are very strange. it's like someone took different face pieces and stuck them on an upside-down lime.

I like the numbering; they help me figure out how many threads I may or may not have missed.

>>1477890
come on anon, tell me you wouldnt suck on those like you were a newborn

>>1477902
But I'm an adult and I'm quite sure she's not lactating...

>>1477890
Then you're retarded.

Hay guise. Sorry about H!P I'm moving onto better things now.

Hello! Project Elder Club is dissolved
http://www.helloproject.com/newslist/hello_0810191500.html

Tsunku comment
http://www.helloproject.com/newslist/hello_0810191500_tsunku.html

Nakazawa Yuko comment
http://www.helloproject.com/newslist/hello_0810191500_nakazawa.html

beautiful

>>1477997
This is not graduation, this is massive layoff

>>1477997
what does it mean?

>>1478000
Me too! She was the mutant alien ambassador. I shot her in the face.

No. It says they'll GRADUATE.

As in LEAVE HELLO! PROJECT.

>>1478027
I have never made a fuss over her size. She's perfect.

>>1477997
Nakazawa Yuko says the young members are the future, and support them as they move to the front of the project.

>>1478041
i would let her eat me alive

>>1478048
The COMPLETE Hello! Project Elder Club will graduate from Hello! Project on 3/31, all of them.

>>1478036
Wow. I haven't felt this depressed in months. There's something about spilt/dropped/unattended food that -

>>1477997
Holy shit. So, the 2009 Winter Wonderful Hearts will be the last show within H!P for ALL of them!? What the fuck does that mean for them?

There was a rumor on 2ch about some new system of adding girls, something about the fanclub members will vote on new girls from the H!P Eggs and and 2 of them will join MM and the rest will replace the least popular members, but it sounded way too outrageously horrible of a plan to be even considered but it also mentioned that it was supposed to take place at the 2009 Wonderful Hearts Tour so that lends some credibility to it, which is really bad...

>>1478027
I love her, too. Fat girls are hot.

>>1478072
I feel even more pressured into seeing them perform live.

>>1478321
Oh, you.

leave hello project but stay with ufa?

>>1478340
Oh, you.

>>1478072
i went to the summer h!p concert, and none of the OGs were there either

>>1478093
Yeah.

I can only imagine the reason for doing this is to recruit a SHIT TON of girls to "liven it up" or some shit and try to get sales moving again. To think I was JUST getting to like the Elder Club more and more. If Hello!Project gets a bunch of new girls and makes a ton of stupid worthless fucking groups I'll be pissed.

>>1478072
What is your moon level at?

>>1478117
I wasn't a massive fan, but this has left a massive hole in my heart despite the fact it has not even occured.

Fuck, Gatas and Melon are my favorite groups.

Am I the only one who doesn't care that the OG group is being disbanded? They didn't do much together except maybe perform at one H!P concert a year.

As long as they are all not fired, and still get to perform in their own concerts and events, then I don't think it is a huge deal.

>>1478139
So they're not all perma-banned from H!P? I'm confused as fuck.

>>1478373
Cool story, bro

>>1478146
H!P is a "group" that is part of UFA. They can still work for UFA, but they don't have to be a part of H!P.

Jesus Christ, guys.... It's like I've been punched in the fucking face... I think I'm going to be sick...

>>1478139
It's not as much the fact that the Elders are departing that bothers me, it's what I have a feeling H!P is trying to do with it that bothers me. If they just got rid of them to save some money, considering the Elders groups sold the lowest probably out of all other groups, then I would be a little more fine with it. I just have a feeling they are going to have some massive audition and just get a bunch of stupid girls. The last thing I want is some talentless whore group with like 48 10 year olds like fucking AKB in H!P. As long as they don't do that, this news isn't TOTALLY bad. Except, I will miss Yaguchi and Yossi ;_; I didn't care about much after them.

>>1478133

It doesn't say anywhere that melon or gatas are disbanding, just that the "OG group" is disbanding from "H!P". Hopefully they are still around, but are just changing associations and labels inside UFA.

>>1478166
Seconded.

it would be kinda retarded to just fire them, it's not like they can just go and get a normal job and leave the entertainment business altogether. Many did not pass highschool, even.

My suspicion is that they are just forming a different group apart from "H!P" to give H!P a "young feel"

>>1478186
It's not like UFA care.

we'll know it's over when more eggs get put into MM

Considering tsunku has been busy opening restaurants and writing songs for other artists (aya hirano), I won't be surprised if tsunku just says "fuck it", and disbands all of h!p sometime soon.

>>1478127

damn when did she get those

>>1478204
I don't know if I want to jump ship. I chain myself to it and never leave, even if it sinks and years later people are wondering how it went down and are taking a look at the wreckage to see if anything is recoverable.

>>1478213
considering tsunku is a douche and has done next to nothing with the OGs withing H!P anyways, I don't see how graduating them can be all that bad (as long as they get to do SOMETHING else)

>>1478406
Well, she was a model before she even went to Japan. Other than that, is there a single reason NOT to be an Idol in the top selling Japanese female music group?

>>1478204
Definitely.

>>1478213

I will cheer on the day.

>>1478230
Sadly not.

>>1478213
>Hirano

YOU FILTHY LIAR.

>>1478167
I hope you're right, but UFA has been on a slow decent for years now.

>>1478204
That's what the rumored plan for selecting new members suggests, except even worse, they would "replace" the least popular members. Of course, I seriously disbelieve this rumor. Unless Tsunku suddenly became some retarded faggot, I don't think that plan would EVER pass.

I can't even calm down enough to watch an episode of Utaban... ;_;

At least all this isn't happening until 3/31/2009

>>1478232
What else has he been doing under my nose?

>>1478428
Hi, I updated your chart.

>>1478230
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Namida_Namida_Namida

Lyrics: Tsunku

>>1478230
http://wiki.theppn.org/Namida_Namida_Namida

>>1478256
>>1478257
They look like twins.

>>1478240
What are the chances of somebody better taking over or convincing Tsunku to sell off H!P?

Taking the current state of things. I don't think it would be very hard to convince him to sell. Unless hisa ego gets in the way.

somehow I think I SHOULD be surprised, but I am not at all for some reason. I have been looking at the recent CD sales by the OGs such as aya, melon, gatas, abe, etc, and I've noticed that they have dropped massively recently (especially aya's). Also, there was that announcement for all of those MEGA BEST albums a few weeks ago.

I kinda knew in the back of my head this announcement was coming, but I just didn't know the exact day.

>>1478267
Don't say such a thing. If H!P goes down, what the fuck would I do? I'm too far in ;_;

I guess I would have enough shit to sell down the road to buy any merchandise from another idol platform I fall victim to, but H!P is in my heart.

As long as gatas, nacchi, and aya are still around, I don't care that the OGs are graduating. If they can cut their losses and spend more money towards their main groups (especially momusu), then it is good news in my book.

if they put a bunch of eggs in momusu though, then someone give me a gun so I can kill tsunku.

>>1478282
the only egg I would want in momusu is noto arisa. All the others are DO NOT WANT

>>1478251
FFFFFFFFFFUCK.

didn't aichan mention on the recent pepper keibu interview with BREAKERZ that they had a new manager?

maybe this was his dumb idea?

renounce your hatred for akb

>>1478279
Sell your stuff and buy heroin, brah. It'll make you feel like the first time you fell in love with the girls. Heroin doesn't even cost that much anymore. I can hook you up, brah.

>>1478291
I'm sorry, but are the girls managed as a collective or do they each have their own manager?

I don't think this changes anything other than no more OG concerts and having new releases not labeled Hello!Project. Unless they stop making photocards, that would suck.

>>1478274
After Kago, Tsuji, and Goto; I'm pretty much numb to news these days. It really is like watching a train wreck in slow motion, just waiting for the next car to get crushed.

>>1478301
>Unless they stop making photocards, that would suck.

considering that they make an asston of money on photocards, with almost no cost to make them, I can't see them getting rid of photocards. Photocards alone are one of the main reasons H!P is still afloat, I assume.

if they do though, then UFA's management needs to get their sanity checked.

>>1478307
Does the rest of UFA make Photocards for their groups or is it just H!P??? The cards say UP-FRONT AGENCY/ Hello! Project on them, so I guess they do.

Man, I'd love for Ayaya to escape UFA's grasp... but this is probably just to separate them from H!P concerts and events, and The Eggs will step up and take their place.

Honestly, I see very little change happening after this takes place*, most of the EC members already do most of their work outside of H!P these days anyway.


*Assuming they stay employed with UFA.

If Jun ever leaves H!P I'm going to chase her down and make her mine.

Well, shit, I have more Gaki posts queued up...

>>1478321
I'd think that if they kick her she won't have enough cash to fly back to ChingChong Land and she'll have to do JAV for money.

This is a quality thread. Best it's been in weeks.

>>1478339
Why would you say that? Can't you just humour me? FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU GUY.

lolol hello!project is a fuckin joke nowadays. it's just retarded, and it shows in the record sales.

when the pandas leave, i can see them doing commercials in china but that's about it.

>>1478345
Yeah, nothing like bad news to make a good thread.

>>1478347
I take that back. I'm sorry Reinya~<3. I just wanted the fantasy and when you added a bit of reality to it I just got a little depressed.

>>1478373
Cocaine does that to you.

>>1478321

Speaking about JunJun, what do you think her motivation is for being in H!P, exactly?

She probably doesn't get paid much, she didn't care that she had "won" 400,000,000 yen on that haromoni dokkiri, and apparently eri says she has stopped studying japanese now.

>>1478406
I will rescue her. Sticks and stones may break my bones and words will fucking murder me so stop it reinya. ;__;

>>1478406 motivation

Chinese spy.

>>1478406
because living in japan is better than living in china

>>1478426
>because living anywhere is better than living in china
fix'd

I just noticed that this now makes Aichan the oldest member in H!P.

I wonder how that makes her feel. I wonder if her new nickname will be obaa-chan?

...

I just noticed that this now makes Aichan the oldest member in H!P.

I wonder how that makes her feel. Will her new nickname will be obaa-chan?

...

>>1478428
team m
team b
team c

>>1478434

MBC23

Kinda rolls off the tongue doesn't it?

I think they are all getting fired.

Tsunku probably wanted to fire at least one of them, and then possibly some others later on... but he probably just decided to do it all in one blow so that all the outrage can happen at once instead of multiple times.

>>1478442
I wonder when he's just going to fuck it all to hell and just walk away, then.

Long live MM & Aya wwwwwwwwwww

if tsunku is aiming for H!P to be similar to AKB, then he has his sights set really, really low.

>>1478498
Maybe he wants a tv show that runs longer than 5 minutes.

>>1478504
I don't know why, but I found that hilarious.

>>1478504
Maybe he wants you to shut the fuck up.

jun jun is so damn fine

if all of OG graduates from H!P but aren't fired, will that mean we won't see their upcoming events, TV schedule, etc, on the H!P homepage anymore?

OG ----> artists under UFA
Wonderful hearts ---> Hello! Project

that's all this is. get over it.

>>1478565
Yes.

>>1478574
It's still more than that. The sales won't be part of H!P sales any more, the members won't be able to be in groups with other members like the Yajima Maimi Natsumi Abe group, it creates new superiors like someone else mentioned Ai is now the oldest in H!P... It changes a lot of things, don't kid yourself.

so nothing changes then

i <3 Risa

=3

>>1478725
You forgot your name dc.

Jun Jun <3

All I wanted was false hope to keep me happy for a while. WHY CAN'T YOU JUST GIVE ME THAT YOU FAGGOT?

>>1478725

Risa <3 me

=J

All right, here it is. But hold on, things got a little messy with megaupload being a bitch and not letting me upload.

Get all the following files
Part 1:
http://www.zshare.net/download/500425229be283fd/
http://www.zshare.net/download/5004255651cc6376/
http://www.zshare.net/download/500482835509358f/

Part 2 (you might already have it, I posted it yesterday):
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=JPIY5EP8

Have everything? Good. Join part 1 (the 3 files) and then join the recovered part1 with part2 to get the video.
See pic for a more graphical explanation.

>>1477997
I had been fearing this day. OG sales have been rather low these years and it was just a matter of time ;_;
Gonna hit 2ch and see what info I can get.

>>1478624
>The sales won't be part of H!P sales any more
So?
>the members won't be able to be in groups with other members like the Yajima Maimi Natsumi Abe group
Why not? Not that anybody cares.
>it creates new superiors like someone else mentioned Ai is now the oldest in H!P.
What?

fucking adorable and somewhat related regarding elder club announcement.

Elder Club members to graduate from Hello! Project


FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU----

WTF is this shit? I mean, i don't care about the ones that didn'tt do much anyway, or the ones that were pregnant, but they even fire yossie & rika AKA hangry & angry

that's just.. wow

thought it would be a nice day today... it's gakis birthday in 40 minutes ;_;

we are not amused.

At last! Someone scanned the calendar.

And that's all I could scavenge.

>>1478984

A laudable share there, for which you have my gratitude!

One looks forward to the rumoured share of Love Letter!

>>1479643
oh you ^_^

She's an adult now

>>1477997
does this mean fujimoto gets to release new stuff instead of singing in malls?

>>1479699
Haha, no.

but not an elder :D

Back to ChingChong Chinaland

did i miss the memo that said all the wotas would show up last night after 3 am

Happy Birthday がきさん, my how you've grown.

>>1478984
>>1479540
Thank you Love story anon and calender anon !
here's my december

>>1480102
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>>1480107
>>1480111
>>1480115
>>1480117
>>1480125
>>1480128
>>1480130
>>1480131
>>1480137
>>1480143
>>1480144
>>1480146
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>>1478984
>Get all the following files
Part 1:
http://www.zshare.net/download/500425229be283fd/
http://www.zshare.net/download/5004255651cc6376/
http://www.zshare.net/download/500482835509358f/

question anon, are these files split, each part is supposed to be 500 megs ?

>>1480157
From the thumbnail, I thought she had a two piece swimsuit but only one leg.

>>1480157
It's only one person.

>>1480187
First 2 files are 500Mb, last one is around 24 Mb.

well they cant seem to stop the proxy bomber
atleast this thread was great for about a full day

im goin to 13.6 this mother fucka

>>1480331
Nah, 14 is fine. More than half of the thread was used for actual discussion.

new thread
>>1480353

i did it 13.6 because the faggot ended the thread instead of just filling the middle