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Remember to take care of your health!

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>> No.14589763

>>14589759
Again I was just about to make one.

>> No.14589766

>>14589759
Kikis are truly olev.

>> No.14589767

>>14589759
Kikis are olev.

>> No.14589768

Kikis are olev.

>> No.14589770
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Remember to get your work done, you lazy slacker!

>> No.14589775

>>14589759
Thank you kiki.
As a reward I will grant you all the headpats and cake you can eat/handle.

>> No.14589777
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14589777

Waifus, waifus everywhere!

>> No.14589779
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>> No.14589781
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>>14589767
>>14589768
Oh my.

>> No.14589783
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14589783

Remember to love your daughterus without dicking them.

>> No.14589784
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14589784

>>14589694

That's what she wants though. You wouldn't even need to break free, she'd just help you along. Wrapping the both of you in her hair to make some sort of silky, mid-night black hair, while what hair on you strokes you gently to encourage you to keep going, leg locking you and having her arms around you in a very close hug and you thrust in and out of her.

>> No.14589786

>>14589783
Respec.

>> No.14589788

I want a skeleton to laugh at my tiny penis!
I want to be too terrified to make any boner jokes!
I want the fear to make my tiny penis even smaller!

>> No.14589787

>>14589770
Sound's like someone's baitin' for a cumflatin'

>> No.14589789

Kikis are fucking shit.

>> No.14589790
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>>14589766
>>14589767
>>14589768
Ayy.

>> No.14589796
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14589796

New girl when. Chesire Cat doujin upload when

>> No.14589799

>>14589770
I really should make one of those "Do it for her" things with an Anubis.

Might actually motivate me.

>> No.14589800

>>14589788
You're not Japanese, are you?

>> No.14589801

>>14589789
This. Cosplay tier monster who basically acts like your mother and cleans up after you. I can see why she's popular on these threads because of this but damn they're boring.

>> No.14589802

>>14589784
Well, I guess I'll just have to go full mating press on her.

>> No.14589806

>>14589709
Not surprised, but I think you have to properly contextualize it. Hundreds of years is nothing, thousands or tens of thousands is long enough to completely replace a civilization. This is sort of the standard for "ancient elder creature".
When you move into geologic time then it's all fucky. To even still be around you have to assume that you're beyond corporeality or are an actual invulnerable immortal. The sort that's only inconvenienced by being submerged in magma for a hundred thousand years.
After a billion would the structure that makes you immortal even still be around? Would the administrators of the afterlife still exist?
You're looking at an existence where you've possibly replaced your personality a million times over, where the ground you stood on is gone, where your entire species is dead.
At that point if you and your waifu aren't gods ascended from reality, you're drifting through space after a chance volcano blew you into the atmosphere.

>> No.14589807

>>14589789
>>14589801
Inferior abomination maids detected.

>> No.14589813

>>14589796
>New girl when.
Maybe within the next week.
>Chesire Cat doujin upload when
No clue.

>> No.14589816

>>14589796
>New girl when.
Hoping for next week
> Chesire Cat doujin upload when
NEVER
EVER

>> No.14589819

http://www.faces.ethz.ch/

How well does your monster waifu hold up?
More importantly, can it even work with your waifu?

>> No.14589820
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14589820

>>14589801
>implying there's anything wrong with "cosplay-tier" girls
>not appreciating simplicity

>> No.14589824

>>14589807
Now don't be hasty. Shoggoths are perfectly acceptable.

...as long as you don't poke her with something sharp.

>> No.14589825

>>14589796
I ordered the book. it's in NY. Maybe soon.

>> No.14589826
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>>14589802

Too bad I don't have a picture of a pregnant Kejourou.

>> No.14589827

>>14589820
Her left foot looks like its melting.

>> No.14589828

>>14589819
Saw that posted next to the new thread, so I tried a few.

Only picture that I could get it to work with was the Anubis profile pic. And that targeted her stomach. Which it then rated a "Hot".

>> No.14589835

>>14589779
I'm still surprised that Crayon of all people took my request.

>> No.14589838

>>14589806
>if you and your waifu aren't gods ascended from reality
I never understood just why people who want eternity think that this scenario is a given. Just because you have an insane amount of time on your hands doesn't mean that literally anything is possible. Maybe it wouldn't be possible to become a god even after all that time.

Also
>When you move into geologic time then it's all fucky
No shit, we are talking about eternity here.
I will always see living forever as a fucking awful idea, because there are too many possibilities for horrific shit to happen to you.

>> No.14589840

>>14589445
In the modern metropolis called MGC a war is still raging on. Not a war fought with blood and fear, or a neverending political strife. No, this is a war fought far worse.
With weaponized cardboard two armies continue to fight for playground domination today. Will the unnamed young boy lead the Order to victory? Or will the suspicious Baphoment leading the Demon Lords army finally crush their opposition?

Only time will tell as the battle rages on.

>> No.14589841

>>14589787
That's it. After all this time, it took your comment for me to figure out why anubi have those exclamation mark runes on their stomachs.

They're there to measure semen levels. As you pump her up with semen, the grey runes become white, starting at the bottom and turning white as you pump more and more into her womb. A single good session of sex is enough to fill the dots, which is considered 100% semen capacity. After that, cumflation occurs as the actual lines begin to change colour to white.
Once the exclamation runes are completely white, she'll be physically incapable of holding in any more semen, and any excess will simply spill out between her delicious thighs, dribbling all over her body as gravity demands.
Over time, as she absorbs the semen and its spiritual energy, her runes will drain and turn grey again, until she's back down to regular levels.

This is True Science Factz.

>> No.14589846

>>14589840
Cute.

>> No.14589850

>>14589819
None of my pictures work, but she's still cute to me.

>> No.14589854

>>14589777
Yao and Alma are both unlikable wenches.

>> No.14589858

>>14589770

I could use more motivation to finish my story

>> No.14589859

>>14589826
Don't worry, that pictures enough.

>>14589841
Does this mean that more exclamation marks mean they can hold more semen?

>> No.14589861

>>14589841
Interesting.

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>>14589819
Finally got one to work.
It zoomed in on her charm point, so I trust that this AI knows what its about.

>> No.14589869
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>>14589854
You take that back you son of a bitch!

>> No.14589877
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>>14589869
You heard me.

>> No.14589887
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>>14589819

Finally got one to work

>> No.14589894

>>14589887
That is one hot boob.

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>>14589877
The only unlikable person is you, pleblord prime.

>> No.14589906

>>14589841
Brilliant sir.

Truly an astute observation.
Now someone must draw a quality example.

>> No.14589918

>>14589796
I hope the Cheshire doesn't get the upload if only to stop the faggot from adding poorly thought out british text.

>> No.14589919

>>14589859
It would make sense, yes.
Of course, anubi with variant rune patterns are exceedingly rare. You hear legends of anubi with question mark runes, perhaps due to some sphinx ancestry, or even heart-shaped runes, but no scholar has ever published anything on the matter. An anubis with four exclamation marks would be fascinating indeed. I wonder if her magical ability would differ significantly from her peers.
Study and experimentation must be performed, with thoroughness and... repetition, if a sure conclusion is ever to be reached. I humbly volunteer to sacrifice myself, and will embark upon this journey of anubis discovery for the good of all mankind.

>>14589906
A little comic or sequence would be nice. Something showing her tummy filling up as she loses her composure more and more, her runes filling up like a fuel gauge.

>> No.14589929

>>14589919
Four exclamation marks

Would those be one each side or all together?
Would the points work in tandem with each other or not?
How big could one that has three marks on each side get?

>> No.14589943
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>> No.14589946

>>14589919
>Anubis whose exclamation points have hearts for dots
This is an oddly cute idea.

>> No.14589948

>>14589943
No amount of cute sailor outfits is worth the risk of deformed 1.5 eyed daughters.

>> No.14589951

>>14589948
But then you can laugh at her along with all her bullies!

>> No.14589953

>>14589943
That cyclops looks weird without a horn

>> No.14589959

>>14589953
I know right.

>MFW Monoeyes are my favorite MG and yet I've still to write a legit story about one.

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14589970

>>14589819
It didn't work for the default Wight pics so I tried it with Abigail, I have to say that this site is extremely rude.

>> No.14589971

>>14589929
I imagine the configuration would be with two on either side of the navel, like so:

!! . !!

I think the best way for them to "fill up" would be if the inner runes fill up first as a pair, followed by the outer runes. Almost as if the outer runes represent an additional Energy Tank, like something a little similar to the health bar from Metroid Prime.
The only way to know for sure is to try yourself.
I hope you've drunk your holst milk and humpty slime potions.

>>14589946
I wouldn't mind seeing little, smaller variations like that at all. Hearts, dots, little crescents, spirals, and so on. It's still a neat distinguishing feature, but it's not nearly as radical as changing the entire exclamation mark design, which some people will really like.

>> No.14589987
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14589987

>>14589759
I want my combat kiki now.

>> No.14589991

I was curious about Lilims and so did a bit of research, here is what I gathered:
Keep in mind that there might be a lot of differences between each Lilim

They can easily defeat a top tier human heros (Source: Fallen Maiden Story: "One Who Seeks the Fallen Sword")
They can create unique dimensions (source: Queen of Heart profile)
They are linked to all MGs and receive demonic energy from every MG (source: Lilim profile and MGE I)
If raised properly, they can reach the power-level of the Demon lord (source: Lilim profile)

Their abilities are:
They can turn MGs into whatever they want (source: MGE I and the Queen of Heart profile)
They can transform human girls into any species of MG that follows the Demon Lord (source: Lilim profile)
They can charm almost any man without effort (source: Lilim profile)

If we count the stories as cannon:
They can easily sneak into human settlements (source: Baphomet Complex)
They can appear out of nowhere through some non-descriptive mean (source: Baphomet Complex)
They can write pleasure runes with their fingers (source:Fallen Maiden Story: "One Who Seeks the Fallen Sword")
They can summon and control a special kind of tentacle (source: Fallen Maiden Story: "One Who Seeks the Fallen Sword" and Baphomet Complex)
There is probably a few more of their abilities left untranslated in the rest of the stories

Overall, we don't have enough informations about them to put a clear limit to their capabilities
We can argue that their limit is the same as the Demon Lord's but even then the Demon Lord is constantly growing stronger

Anyway I spent way too long on this, Lilims just want to create a bunch of demon realms and find a nice man to marry, who cares about their power level

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You will kneel with time to Ice Pussy Kingdom.

>> No.14590004

>>14589999
I want to tease Lissandra about her cute fluffy hair

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>>14590004
You mean her ears.

>> No.14590014

>>14590010
Even better

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>>14589987
Gotta get successful enough to buy Kiki upgrades.
Combat training, defensive driving, personal organizing, extra languages.
That way she'll never have to leave your side.

>> No.14590016

>>14589991
Agreed, Lilims are pretty rad.

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14590018

Should probably post this too.

>> No.14590024

>>14590018
I hate to be a filthy monoeye lover but I gotta admit... That huge eye is pretty attractive

>> No.14590028

>>14590024
Don't fall for it! That's how they get you!

>> No.14590029

>>14590018
What a cutie

>> No.14590032
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And this

>> No.14590037

>>14590032
The artist messed up the foreshortening, but it still looks nice nonetheless.

>> No.14590055

>>14590032
Now that's stylistic, who's the artist?

>> No.14590059

>>14590055
Always in the filename.

>> No.14590078

>>14590018
>>14590032
So are they covered in latex?
Can you harvest their sweat to make things out of?
Do you make bodysuits using Gazer rubber the same way you make kimonos out of Jorogumo silk?

>> No.14590090

>>14590015
Combat Kikis are a nightmare

If you mess up with any other MG it will end up with a little rape

Meanwhile if a combat Kiki has targeted you, it's over, you can only run away and pray for your life
She will fulfill her master's orders no matter what

This is why you need to pay the Mofu Mafia fee for them to protect you

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Also I don't think I posted this one
>>14590078
Latex-like, tar-like.
You could.
Yeah probably.

>> No.14590104
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14590104

Might as well this one too.

>> No.14590106

>>14590093
Wide hips and thighs look great on a Gazer.

>> No.14590109

>>14590104
You're on a roll.

>> No.14590117

I think if we added all of it up, Gazer would be the girl with the most art out of all the MGE entries.
That's an accomplishment and a bit.

>> No.14590124

>>14590117
Are you sure? Run the diagnostics again.

See, this is why I told the thread to keep a database of all the Monster Girl images, no matter how shit so we could keep track of things like this.

>> No.14590131

>>14590124
You know, that's actually a good point. We really don't have a database for all the pics. All those pictures, all lost in the database, never to be seen in the grand spectrum of the database
Wow. I mean, really, wow

>> No.14590138

>>14590117
By total images it's probably Manticore>Ushi>Kiki>Gazer>Wendigo(thanks sketchanon)
If you count third party images not specific to MGE then foxes win, followed by succubi and oni.

>> No.14590146

>>14590138
>Manticore>Ushi>Kiki>Gazer>Wendigo
I think Cheshire is over Wendigo, but I could be wrong
That faggot cat and the Manco's have a lot of art

>> No.14590154

>>14590146
Oh right. Less and his fagcats.

>> No.14590162

>>14590154
Yep yep. .Less alone made a lot of Cheshire and Manticore art
Think it'd go Manticore > Cheshire > Ushi > Kiki > Gazer > Wendigo and then everyone else

>> No.14590163

>>14590090
What's the fee?

>> No.14590168

>>14590162
And fuck's sake I forgot all that Anubis art from when they were in vogue, and the constant small stream of Bapho art.
We need a database.

>> No.14590169

>>14590090
I'd like to know the fee as well.
I hope they keep in mind that I'm no good at tail brushing, but anything to keep the mean, scary monsters away.

>> No.14590181

>>14590168
I forgot about all the Bapho and 'Nubi art as well
yeah, we really do need some form of a database. An archive system for pictures at least. T'is all speculation on who has the highest amount of pictures
Though, I do feel like Manticore's do have the most

>> No.14590189

>>14590138
I'm kinda happy that I have my Wendigo pictures compiled into their own folder.

>> No.14590211

>>14590181
A booru or something would be great. I save every image of thread OC I come across, and there is a lot more of it than might be anticipated. I have 19 unique images just of Yao. Some of the popular monstergirls are over 50.

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again once more

>> No.14590224

>>14590163
>>14590169
Working 5 nights a month as a host in their special club which also serves as their hideout

Your official task is to serve drinks and please the foxes, but there has been rumors about hosts getting dragged into the back room where strange noises can be heard

>> No.14590228

>>14590224
>People prefer this to a combat Kiki
I am disappointed.

>> No.14590231

I can't figure out anything to write because all the ideas are SHIIIIT

>> No.14590233

>Go on DA to check commissions
>See this right on the front page
http://gabrilux.deviantart.com/art/Page-Files0DdSf1s02se02-583039027

It's weird to see MGE in places that aren't dedicated to MGE. Freaks me out.

>> No.14590235

>>14590224
But I'm average in looks at best and don't like talking to people.

>> No.14590237

>>14590235
Don't worry. You can communicate with your actions.

>> No.14590239

>>14590228
This is the situation where the combat Kiki isn't friendly, i.e. somehow getting on the bad side of someone who had a combat Kiki.

>>14590224
In any case, that sounds like a fair deal. Gonna be tough paying for protection and working at my regular job, though.

>> No.14590240

>>14590231
Just write Ket-Ai with monstergirls. If we're lucky, we can hitch a ride on whatever witchcraft they used to meme that into existence, and make monstergirls real with it.

>> No.14590241

>>14590237
But if you mean that, I've never done it before.

>> No.14590246

>>14590235
You can still please them by petting their tails, or if you feel adventurous, playing with their ears

>> No.14590247

>>14590216
Is she drooling?

>> No.14590251

>>14590233
That's just an edited version of that chibi Cheshire KC did.
Still looks cute though.

>> No.14590260

Post Monster Girls having fun at the beach

>> No.14590263

>>14590246
What if I do it wrong and they hate me?

>> No.14590265

>>14590260
This is a christian board, anon.

>> No.14590272

>>14590260
I'd love to, but I also want to take the image limit into consideration.

>> No.14590273

>>14590260
It's too cold for that, it must be 64 degrees outside.

>> No.14590278

>>14590265
>>14590272
>>14590273
Do it, or the Kiki doesn't get it

>> No.14590283

>>14590273
Indeed. We should discuss something seasonal. What kind of new years resolutions would monster girls have?

>> No.14590288

>>14590278
Don't use us as an excuse for being a bad Master.

>> No.14590289
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>>14590260
This is what a monstergirl at the beach where I live would look like.
Just imagine in any combination of ice construction and clothed anal sex and you have your fun.

>> No.14590293

>>14590240
The fuck is Ket-Ai

>> No.14590298

>>14590288
You think this is a game? My hand is firmly on the mouse, my Kiki's head has nothing on it. And it won't if you don't meet my demands.

>> No.14590301

>>14590289
That sounds pretty great anon.

>> No.14590307

>>14589783
>without dicking them
but don't you love her?

>> No.14590308

>>14590289
>You will never drag a Yuki-Onna to the beach
>To have amazing astronaut suit sex

>> No.14590309

>>14590298
That's a good way to ask karma for an accident. It would be a real shame if a manticore spine somehow ended up in your bedding.

>> No.14590314

>>14590298
>Threatening to not headpat the maid
This is the most vile thing i have seen on this board for the last week, i knew we were degenerates but i didn't realize our humanity was lost like this.

>> No.14590317

>>14590289
>The Frozen Dickthrone

>> No.14590319

>>14590309
Oh, you think you're being funny eh? We got a wise guy here?

Just for that, not only will she get no headpats, but now I'm also going to stay up late. Until I'm really tired. And even then I'll still stay up.

You're only making this worse on her the longer I go without bikini monster girls.

>> No.14590322

>>14590319
She'll be sad!

>> No.14590334

>>14590322
You wanna make her even sadder? You know my demands.

>> No.14590337

>>14590307
Daughters are not for dicking, even if you love them so much it hurts the heart.

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>> No.14590339

>>14590338
Cuuuuute!

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>>14590260

>> No.14590343

>>14590338
I'd dig greedily and deeply into her.

>> No.14590348

>>14590337
Goddammit, anon. I was hoping nobody would bite.
Now he's going to call you an awful father who hates his children, and so on and so forth.

>> No.14590354

>>14590337
not dicking the daughteru is the leading cause of heart failure in MGC

be one less statistic, dick you're daughteru

>> No.14590355

>>14590338
She wants to be my precious what?

SHE WANTS TO BE MY PRECIOUS WHAT?

>> No.14590360

>>14590338
>the epic tumble off the bed and around your house until she's Anon's Bane The White

>> No.14590365

>>14590342
Is this an Elf or a Kitsune?

>> No.14590368

>>14590365
Yes

>> No.14590373

I want a Wurm imouto to curl up with on the couch while we watch cartoons.

>> No.14590381

>>14590354
Got any facts to back this up?

>> No.14590384

>>14590365
Both

>> No.14590389

>>14590381
I was under the impression that overdosing on any of the various venoms and/or significantly heightened stress levels from being hunted like game were the leading causes of heart failure in MGC.

>> No.14590393

>>14590381
Yes.

Number one; That's terror

Number two; That's terror

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>a harpy doing this
Please bonus if she has no wings

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Sure is cold...

>> No.14590433

>>14590426
EXCHANGE BODY HEAT.

>> No.14590437
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14590437

>>14590426
Let me play you a song on the world's smallest, most invisible violin.

>> No.14590440

For anyone who might care, here's horrible things being done to a helpless dragon.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/53d63cacacb55a49cfefb177ebbbdcbe/tumblr_o0lzu41yAS1tz6mf3o2_1280.jpg

>> No.14590442

>>14590437
stupid mouse I'm calling an exterminator

>> No.14590452

>>14590406
Cute, dude.

http://i.imgur.com/Q8wJYXL.gif

>> No.14590455

>>14590260
>go to the beach with a hellhound and an anubis
>it's the first time in weeks you've seen the two together without any arguing
>you all go out for a swim together
>afterwards, you head back to the beach, and you decide to relax on a towel, quickly falling asleep
>you wake up just before evening
>inside a massive glass structure
>every wall, hallway and ceiling is transparent, bending light around naturally former curves to make the world outside look like a funhouse mirror parody
>you soon and your way to the "entrance"
>the hellhound and anubis are both there, working together with smiles and giggles
>the anubis works the sand with her paws, wetting it and piling it up into structures like walls, turrets and towers
>when she's done, the hellhound casts Hellfire, turning the sandcastle portions to glass in a freak reaction that probably violates some law of physics somewhere
>you spend that evening watching the sun set, suspended several feet above the sand on a smooth roof of glass
>as you pack up and get ready to leave, one thought occurs to you
>Just what the hell are people going to think when they see a glass castle the size of a small house on the beach tomorrow?

>> No.14590463

>>14590293
A boy falls in love with a girl. Unable to confess...

>> No.14590466

>>14590440
What is it about fat tails over fat asses that is just so appealing?

>> No.14590476
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>>14590233
>It's weird to see MGE in places that aren't dedicated to MGE. Freaks me out.
Same here. When someone collage'd the 2014 raids I was wielded out by having faggot cat grinning back at me.

I compartmentalise monstergirls away from all the other Internet shit I do. It does not escape me as ironic that I consider them too pure and wholesome to see them sullied by the cruel and dirty business that is day-to-day trolling.

>> No.14590478

>>14590440
>horrible

>> No.14590487

>>14590455
At least they had the decency to move him around a bit.

>> No.14590491

>>14590478
Well being gangraped in a bar doesn't really seem "Good" to me.

>> No.14590496

>>14590440
Eh, she probably deserved it.

>> No.14590497

>>14590440
She probably wants it to happen, i don't think a mere rope can hold a Dragon.

>> No.14590498

>>14590233
Well, there is plenty of MGE stuff on dA. Some good; .less, Luth, a few others. Some...not so good. Like this one Anubis Bondage pic I wish I'd never seen.

>> No.14590500

>>14590491
Look at it this way. Would you like to get gang raped by MGs in a bar?

>> No.14590502

>>14590498
holy shit I fucking love both bondage and scheduale dogs, link

>> No.14590504

>>14590498
Is it the one with the catgirl who looks a lot like Felicia from Darkstalkers?

>> No.14590511

>>14590498
Actually, wait, is it the one where she's tied to a bed be her wrists?

>> No.14590514

>>14590491
She's a monster girl, she loves it. She's a dragon, if she didn't like it she could easily get out of that situation.

>> No.14590515

>>14590500
That doesn't mean that other people wold.

>> No.14590524

>>14590502
Anon, trust me, you don't want to. Doubt I could find a link even if I wanted to.

>>14590504
Nope.

>> No.14590525

Hey, you know what I could use right now?

>> No.14590535

>>14590525
A big fat fluffy tail to hug like a daki?

>> No.14590537

>>14590511
Yes.

>> No.14590540

>>14590535
Close

Big

Fat

Monster

Girl

Thighs

>> No.14590548

>>14590535
Thick tanuki thighs to go with a tubby tiny tanuki?

>> No.14590549
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14590549

>a hueg busty Wendigo with glowing eyes will never stare you down during a moonlit winter night
>she will never plow through snow banks while brandishing a crude fuck-huge cleaver made from abandoned dwarven weapons and who-knows-what, roaring all the while
>she will never impale the cleaver into the ground, press your face into her cleavage, and mutter a low "awawawa" before taking you back to your cabin for snusnu

>> No.14590567

>>14590535
I could go for a fluffy tail cocoon.

>> No.14590569

>>14590500
Not really, no.

I wouldn't mind getting pulled into the bathroom for some close-quarters fun in a stall with one. Then she'd leave me her number, and I'd hesitantly call her up the next day, beginning a mostly-vanilla romance.

>> No.14590572

>>14590548
>tiny
Make her a dire and you've got a deal

>> No.14590577

>>14590549
>Not Arawawawawa

>> No.14590579

>>14590549
Wendigo as a Bloodborne boss when?

>> No.14590583

>>14590572
>Tubby dire tanuki with thick thighs, a huge, bushy tail, and a heeping helping of muscle under her softness.

Sounds lovely.

>> No.14590586

>>14590577
The ara awa comes when daughterus are made.

>> No.14590598

>>14590537
Huh, I don't remember the picture looking that bad. Drawn in pencil by an absolute beginner, but not quite on the level of that Temjin guy who's plagued the Anubis fanart tab in the MGE Wiki with his blighted works.

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>>14590579
I want to see a Wendigo use a tribal version of this thing.

I don't why, I just think it'd look cool.

>> No.14590608

>>14590572
>dire tanuki
My god. She could sway the entire stock market with a single word.

>> No.14590609

>>14590569
What if we split the difference and have the last MG to run a train on you take you someplace private and slip you her number?

>> No.14590610

>>14590381
I don't know about heart failure, but there are some other metrics you haven't considered.
Every year, hundreds of young girls in MGC survive with insufficient spirit energy.¹
Insufficient spirit energy has been linked with lethargy, poor academic achievement, stunted growth, and unsuccessful mate attraction.²
Monster girls suffering from spirit deficiency have demonstrated up to 30% lower graduation rates and 50% weaker test scores by age 16 than those given a steady supply of spirit energy from an early age³, with far-reaching implications for placement in high requirement jobs.
Spirit deficiency is correlated to late or nonexistent marriage prospects, as much as one third the success in certain monster species.⁴
But there is hope. Human semen is the leading source of spirit energy for most monsters, and an endlessly imperishable resource. By providing young monsters with just one teaspoon of semen a day you can ensure they grow up into the vibrant, voluptuous women they deserve to be.
You don't have to dick your daughteru, but letting her drink her father's milk or having a male friend donate is one of the best things you can do for her future.

>1 Annual development statistics of the Office of the Demon Lord (DLE 374)
>2 Excerpt from Sabbath Bureau of Semen Studies /Report On Chronic Deficiency/. 22nd Wurmmolt, DLE 368
>3 Tanucorp Academy achievement and entry statistics. DLE 382
>4 Marriage statistics from the Demon Lord Intelligence Agency /Interplanar Handbook/, "effects of developing nations across monster species" chapter. DLIA Publishing, DLE 383

>> No.14590614
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>>14590500
I would wear revealing clothes and very obviously order too many drinks, precisely hoping such a thing would happen.
And then afterwards I'd whine about it to local media and get my 15 minutes of fame as a "brave survivor of sexual assault".

All according to keikaku.

>> No.14590622

>>14590614
would you leverage that fame into landing yourself a "nice girl" with big money?

>> No.14590623

>>14590579
Laurence, the First Vicar; Cleric Beast; Vicar Amelia now sod off.

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>>14590610
There are local charities that can help stop this tragedy; please give generously!

>> No.14590642

>>14590629
Oh no. I'm reminded of that story about the Hungry Blob Soup Kitchen.
At the same time, slimes are indeed cute and amazing. This puts me at a bit of an impasse.

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>> No.14590654

>>14590622
What about a "big girl" with nice money?

>> No.14590655

>>14590647
Well if Death-sama says so

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>>14590622
> would you leverage that fame into landing yourself a "nice girl" with big money?

Of course! And then I'd sleep around behind her back, with the rough-and-tough girls that know how to treat me like the slut I am.

> humans are the real monsters

>> No.14590658

>>14590655
That skeleton can't be Death. It doesn't even look female.

>> No.14590664

>>14590500
I'd rather have a group of MGs drug my drink and then take me to their house to gangbang me on a comfortable bed.
Then come the cuddles and the promises to take responsibility and next thing I know I've got a loving monstergirl harem.

Huh. Now I kinda want to make a quick rolling game based on that idea.

>> No.14590665

>>14590658
But it's dressed like Death
What, are you saying it can't be Death-sama? That someone would just lie on the internet?

>> No.14590668

>>14590610
Well, I'm convinced.

>> No.14590672

>>14590664
>Huh. Now I kinda want to make a quick rolling game based on that idea.
Don't make it too large if you can.

>> No.14590678

>>14590664
So you want to not remember the best night of your life? You're a weird one.

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>>14590658

>> No.14590688

>>14590598
>Drawn in pencil
Well, the one I'm thinking of was fully colored. Either there are two images that fulfilled the same criteria, or it looked worse colored in.

>Temjin
...I don't want to know.

>> No.14590692

I always keep a Wurm up my sleeve, just in case.

>> No.14590693

>>14590678
No no anon, I just want the taking home bit to be when I'm drugged.
Then I wake up in a comfortable bed with a bunch of naked monstergirls looming over me, ready for the gang rape.

>> No.14590706

>>14590609
Well, rather than just the last, whichever one in the process there was a sort of "Bond" with would work. Still not my preference, but if we're compromising.

I suppose the comparative version to the pic that started this talk might be one guy who took a liking to the dragon setting her free and whisking her off at the end of the night.

>> No.14590710

>MFW the only true happiness comes from setting every bridge on fire
>No more Trolls, only Igni and wood

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>>14590693
I dunno. It kinda seems less like you're a sub and more like you're incredibly lazy. Why not go the full nine yards and just have a gang of girls break into your house?

>> No.14590718

>>14590692
What do you use that for?

>> No.14590728

>>14590706
C U C K

>> No.14590736

>>14590688
Yeah, fully coloured in pencils, I think. There is only one version, so it's possible I'm mistaking the actual medium used.

>>14590598 (You) #
>Drawn in pencil
Well, the one I'm thinking of was fully colored. Either there are two images that fulfilled the same criteria, or it looked worse colored in.

>Temjin
>...I don't want to know.

Just find the image on the Anubis page which looks like it was drawn by a literal 4 year old.

>> No.14590745

>>14590716
No anon you don't get it.
It starts out with the struggling after I wake up so they have to hold me in place while one of them rapes me.
Then after a while they don't have to hold me down because I'm starting to enjoy it.
I want the struggle to start in bed.

>> No.14590746

>>14590679
Image source?

>> No.14590754

>>14590736
Oops. Ignore that middle bit which got pasted. No idea how that happened.

>> No.14590764

>MFW I don't even know what MGs I can write not-cringeworthy right now

>> No.14590765

>>14590745
>I want the struggle to start in bed.

Then why not have it so they wake you up as well? You could awaken to a bunch of leery grins at like 12 noon since you're so lazy.

>> No.14590768

>>14590764
Try a Werewolf.
You can't screw up a fluffy bitch with puffy vulva.

>> No.14590771

>>14590710
>>14590764
The first highly advisable step I'd take if I were you is to stop wallowing in self-pity and blaming the thread for your problems.

>> No.14590775

>>14590768
>That moment when he ends up screwing it up anyways
That's anon for us i suppose.

>> No.14590776

>>14590718
You never know when you'll need a Wurm.

>> No.14590778

>>14590768
Already did it once, long ago.

>> No.14590781

>>14590775
>Cue laghtrack followed by campy sitcom music

>> No.14590783

>>14590728
Gee saw that one coming...

>> No.14590792

>>14590778
You added some stupid transformation stuff instead of making it about the wolfu engaging in some husbando husbandry with her herrenvolk.

>> No.14590802

>>14590736
>Just find the image on the Anubis page which looks like it was drawn by a literal 4 year old.
>Do so out of morbid curiosity
Oh...so that's what ghoang goes by nowadays.

God his art really is gag-worthy. Worst thing to ever happen to the MGE. HowAboutNo's "Guro-Collages" and the resulting fallout pale in comparison.

>> No.14590804

>>14590792
Yeah well what's the difference between a sick duck and a sick mallard? One's a sick duck; I forget the rest of the joke but your mother's a whore.

I'm sorry for disappointing you.

>> No.14590811 [SPOILER] 
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14590811

How scary is your waifu when she's mad?

>> No.14590813

I want to cuddle with a dire werecat with calico colors.

I want to scratch her behind the ears so that is purring.

>> No.14590814

>>14590765
Anon, that's what I've been saying.
I want to be out of it during the ride to their place and then wake up naked with all of them looming over me.
Then comes the thrashing and the attempts to escape and the eventuality of my hips moving on their own.

>> No.14590817

>>14590813
Werecats are the best.

>> No.14590818
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>>14590811
Very horny.

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>>14590802

>> No.14590824

>never really cared about Titania
>suddenly filled with intense and insatiable Titania lust
Why?

>> No.14590827

>>14590817
Indeed, underrated girls.

Wouldn't say no to a dire holst though.

>> No.14590828
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14590828

>>14590804
>I'm sorry for disappointing you.
I'm still salty, because I thought your idea had potential and you went and mucked it all up in the end.

>> No.14590833

>>14590822
Hi Niebel.

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>>14590818
Angry anon, ANGRY!

Like you didn't take the garbage out for a month while she was away on a business trip angry!

>> No.14590843

>>14590802
You mean he produced shit from before MGE times? God, you'd think someone would at least learn to evolve beyond a level that bad in certain amount of time.

>> No.14590844

>>14590828
>I thought your idea had potential
You're in a club of one. It's probably not even worth revisiting at this point because it's literally impossible to think of anything but bismuth level cringe shit thanks to Brutal DOOM

>> No.14590845

>>14590833
Instantly thought of him too, moderate kek tbqh

>> No.14590848

>>14590838
The plot THICKENS!

>> No.14590855

>>14590811
Adorable and swearing like a Suzu.

>> No.14590860

>>14590843
>Before MGE times
No, but he's been doing MGE "Art" for a long time. He originally posted to MGU. Dunno if he's still there.people tried to give him tips on improving, but no, he's quite content to remain utter shit.

The only change he's made over the years is doing digital coloring, rather than using pencil colors.

>> No.14590867

What does your waifu do when she's depressed?

>> No.14590870

>>14590867
Tongues my anus.

>> No.14590871

>>14590867
Shitpost on /hbg/

>> No.14590874

>>14590867
Lays in bed all sad and pathetic for days because she feels like she's drowning while watching everyone else breathe just fine.

>> No.14590876

>>14590867
Depression eat and cuddle.

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>>14590867
> abloobloobloobloobloobloo
> Drains away through the floor to go cry in the water table

>> No.14590884
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14590884

>>14590867
mess with people

>> No.14590885

>>14590867
Mope around.

>> No.14590890

>>14590879
S-so moe~

>> No.14590899

>>14590884
That's kind of pointless, unless you are a complete retard i'm sure you can just calculate your change just fine.

>> No.14590903

>>14590828
I'm still sorry to disappoint you.

>> No.14590907

>>14590899
To be fair tax is annoying

>> No.14590911

>>14590907
Ain't it the truth. That and delivery fees

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>>14590884
Fucking Sphinx...

RIDDLES A SHIT!

>> No.14590927 [SPOILER] 
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14590927

>>14590811
Not as scary as you might think for a demon.

>> No.14590928

Guys.

Guys seriously.

Dire unicorns

>> No.14590935

>>14590664
Alright anons, maybe it was a bad idea to go drinking in an Oni run bar in a monstergirl part of town because now you're tied to a bed with a group of them ready to gangbang you.
Difficulties: (Choose)
Option 1: Small gang (3 girls)
Option 2: Medium gang (6 girls)
Option 3: Large gang (10 girls.)
Option 4: Dante Must Die mode (Roll a D20 and get that many girls)
Once you've got that, it's time to roll for your rapists, use this: monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/Mamono
As always, you're allowed to reroll for girls like Cu Sith, Cait Sith, and Matango.
Then use https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm or https://www.random.org/ to roll.

Body Type: d10
1: Oppai Loli (or Shortstack if you prefer)
2: Pear Shaped
3: Busty
4: Loli (or Pettanko if you prefer)
5: Chubby
6: Hourglass shaped
7: Thin
8: Species Norm
9: Gym Bunny
10: Choose one

Quirk: d10
1: Awkward Virgin (Has never seen a dick, nor does she have any idea what to do with it. Her friends helped her capture you so she could have her first time.)
2: Chimera (Roll another species and fuse it with hers.)
3: Undead (Died and was brought back to life as a cuddlebug zombie. If her species is undead already, then reroll.)
4: Oral Fixation (She has a fetish for oral sex, both giving and receiving.)
5: Sadomasochist (Loves seeing you writhe as your face twists in pleasure. However, she secretly hopes you'll somehow turn the tables and rape her.)
6: Semen Demon (She's a sex maniac that knows how to milk just about everything out of you, and she brought potions to keep you going.)
7: Bottom heavy (Her ass is twice as big as the average ass for her species.)
8: Twins (Roll another body type for her sister and roll another quirk for both of them.)
9: Bakunyuu (Her breasts are three cup sizes bigger than the average for her species)
10: Choose two

Sexual Position: d8
Roll once for every girl, including any girls added by the Twins quirk.

1: Vanilla Sex
2: Anal
3: Handholding and cuddling (What a deviant she is.)
4: Paizuri/Oral
5: Rough sex
6: Foursome (She invited two extra friends to the gangbang. Roll species and body types for them. They share the first girl's quirk.)
7: Polynesian Sex
8: You choose.

How they got you: d4

1: Force
2: Drugged You
3: Tricked You
4: You went with them knowing what would happen you slut.

After they're done fucking you until you pass out from cumming inside all of them, You wake up with all of them cuddling you and promising to take responsibility.
Do you stay with your new harem or do you try to make a run for it? Keep in mind that if you stay they'll take care of financial stuff unless you want a job, and they'll want to fuck every day.

>> No.14590946

>>14590935
oh go fuck yourself

>> No.14590955
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>>14590928
This is a dire Unicorn right?

>> No.14590957
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Anyone know what happened to the /vg/ general?

>> No.14590959

>>14590957
It died, along with the DMM game.

>> No.14590961

>>14590955
Whoa, did unicorn get an update?

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>>14590957
everyone who posted dropped it like it's hot

seriously what the fuck, no daily login bonuses?

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>>14590961
No, she's always been the most beautiful and pure grill.

>> No.14590968

>>14590935
>Paizuri with an hourglass semen demon mummy
>Cuddling with an oppai loli undead Shoggoth
>Vanilla sex with a loli matango Beezlebub
>Drugged me
I guess I'll keep'em around.

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14590970

>>14589987
>>14585886

>> No.14590971

>>14590935
>quick rolling game
>Quick Rolling Game
>Quick
>QUICK
>Q U I C K

>> No.14590975

>>14590971
They're all the fucking same game.

>> No.14590978

>>14590970
I would marry her

>> No.14590979

>>14590927
That's a soft demon.
Though I wonder what sort of magic she's actually capable of.

>> No.14590981

>>14590970

would headpat

>> No.14590983

>>14590970
I just wanna pick her up onto my shoulders and call myself her trusty steed! Then I want to carry her into the stables and fill her up with m'seed!

>> No.14590984

>>14590970
>Battle Kiki will never stand on the edge of that pile of clothes in your room
>Your battle Kiki will never go NUUUUCLEAAAAR when she finds out there's no more laundry detergent
>Your Battle Kiki will never come back as Punished Kiki because there was only one left at the department store and she had to fight her Sloggath rival Revolver Sloggath Revolver Sloggath Revolver Sloggath

>> No.14590985

>>14590984

(revolver sloggoth)

>> No.14590987

>>14590970
Not quite Punished "Venom" Kiki, but pretty good.

>> No.14590989

>>14590985
[You're Pretty Good Intensifies]

>> No.14590995

>>14590970
Excellent stuff.

>> No.14590999

>>14590935
Rolled a d20 and got 9.

Thin awkward virgin Large Mouse who's into anal
Loli sadomasochist Dark Slime who's into rough sex
Hourglass semon demon Kitsune-Biwho's into rough sex
Pear bottom heavy Medusawho's into polynesian sex
Thin bottom heavy Ryu who's into rough sex
Hourglass awkward virgin Arachne who's into vanilla sex
Thin orally fixated Chimera who's into handholding and cuddling
Pear bakunyuu Hornet who's into foursomes and brought 2 other hornets with her (I'm not rolling traits for the others)
Normal orally fixated Giant Ant who's into handholding and cuddling

Somehow I was drunk enough to fall for it and got tricked into this shit. Also you need to write a new list of traits. Rolling the same stuff's getting old.

>> No.14591000

>>14590979
>Ritual of Headpats
>Invocation of Princess Carries
>The Paizuri Sacrament

>> No.14591003

>>14590935
Dante Must Die Mode active
>Amazoness w/ unusually large breasts; performs paizuri
>Thin nymphomaniac medusa; only does vanilla sex

Someone's getting rock hard tonight.

>> No.14591006

>>14590999
Yeah. Yeah I kinda do.
This was kinda spur the moment. Next time I'll take some time and write up new traits.
So are you staying with them or not?

>> No.14591007

>>14590970
I almost wish "healthy" Kiki anon was the one who got to post this.

Because I know the story would have been about getting anon healthy while also having some kind of scary underlying threat to him if he doesn't do what she says.

>> No.14591010

>>14591006
This'll give me an excuse to build my own house, so why the hell not.

>> No.14591011

>>14591003
Missed one.

>I was tricked

>> No.14591013
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>> No.14591036

>>14591013
What do want, Ovaries?

>> No.14591046

>>14591000
Well, I was thinking more along the lines of conjuring up guardian beasts or stopping time, but oh well. I suppose the Cuddle Arts are a perfectly valid system of spells too.

Not that she'd need to use any on me. I'd cuddle Uni until my arms fell off.

>> No.14591052

>>14589281
>>The world is moving forward, and I'm standing still. I have my waif, but what is the company of one kindred soul to the burgeoning weight of forever?
That's what the waifu is, fucklord. And the entire community of ded ladies and bro death knight incubi you can hang out with on the weekend. You keep up with the changing times by keeping up with what society is doing, not hard if you're not a recluse and if you are, you don't give a fuck what the world is going anyway.

>B-but you live 'till the heat death of the universe!
So? An infinite ammount of things could have happened between then and now to make the adventure all to more worthit, you could have singlehandedly created a parasitic dimension that feeds off the main universe, so that by the time of it's final collapse, all of existence migrates to your own, and it feeds of the dying universe's energies to stabilize itself as the new one. Fuck, maybe you populate it with only eternal beings and live in literal utopia, maybe you and your waifu decide to spend a few millennia in a loop of reinarnation in the lower realms, for shits and giggles.

All you fags who quiver at the thought of eternity, don't deserve it.

>> No.14591056

>>14590935
>Small party

>Busty Mantis semen demon, who's into paizuri and oral sex.
Emotionless blowjobs and paizuri? I'm down.

>Busty and bottom heavy Youko who's into handholding and cuddling.
Literal perfection.

>Sadomasochist Kikimora with a normal body who's into Polynesian sex.
Fucking nice, especially when I inevitably turn the tables on her like she always wanted.

They may have tricked me into this, but when I wake up in the morning I will harem them with the force of a thousand suns.

>> No.14591064

>>14590935
>Normal Alarune/Kraken with Paizuri/Oral
>Hourglass Semen Demon Dark Angel with Vanilla sex
>Normal Living Doll with Bottom Heavy twin, with Rough Sex
All through willingness to go.
I'll do my best to stay.

>> No.14591068

I want to draw a map of my waifu's eyes, because I always get lost in them

>> No.14591069

>>14591052
I like the part where you ignore the billions of years of cold and darkness between the stars dying out and the big crunch. Also the part where you assume infinite time really means infinite possibilities or infinite magic. The truth would far more likely be closer to the Struldbrugs.

>> No.14591073

>>14591068
Cute.

>> No.14591074

>>14590989
Rather than a Sahelanthropus , or however it's spelled, it's just a Metal Gear Kakuen.

>> No.14591075

>>14591052
>All you fags who quiver at the thought of eternity, don't deserve it.
Good. Now go back to your undead circlejerk in your corner of the world, and stop desecrating our graves.

>> No.14591078

>>14591069
If you're already immortal, it stands to reason that by that coin many other opportunities to expand on magical ability would open up.

Honestly the point where you people choose to stop suspending your disbelief is silly...

>> No.14591081

>>14591013
I want my country to be invaded by the Wan Wan empire because they believe they need more 'loving space'!

>> No.14591083

>>14591069
>I like the part where you ignore the billions of years of cold and darkness between the stars dying out and the big crunch.
Mae your own sun. It's just a giant reactor. literally sustain it off the energy given off by you and your waifu's fuck sessions, whatever.
>infinity
>Not infinite potential
Now who hasn't thought it through?

>> No.14591086

>>14591068
I want to rent a tow truck for my dick, because I can never pull myself out of my waifu

>> No.14591091

>>14591078
The power to keep a one hundred kilogram bag of meat running for a few million years is a pittance compared to all the bullshit you're talking about.

>I found a penny today. That's free money! Therefore if I keep looking around on the ground, I'll never have to work a day in my life again.

That's less of a leap than you're making. Or that guy talking about making a sun. The difference in scale is ludicrous.

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>>14591081
Would Human Pussy Kingdom ask for help from Hoof Pussy Kingdom from such aggression by the Dog Pussy Empire?

>> No.14591099

>>14591056
Imagine that Kikimora though.
>When it's her turn the Mantis and the Youko pin your arms down while she sits on your dick and slowly starts riding your dick.
>She's taunting you, calling you a weak excuse of a man to let yourself be raped by a simple maid like this and licking her lips while looking at your face contorted in pleasure.
>What she doesn't know is that the Youko told you about her fantasy of being raped earlier.
>You'll never see her smug smile turn to panic when the Youko and the Mantis let go of your arms and you flip her onto her back.
>She'll never start struggling while you sit up and the other girls pin her down.
>You'll never thrust into her and watch her go from smug and in command to moaning about how she can't stop her hips from moving.
>She'll never cuddle you after you empty the last of your semen inside of her, muttering "master~" in her half dazed state.

>> No.14591100

>>14591091
>>I found a penny today. That's free money! Therefore if I keep looking around on the ground, I'll never have to work a day in my life again.
>implying this isn't right

Your life is stustained by magic given off when you an your waifu copulate, if your expense is nil, and you have an infinite ammount of time to find pennies on the ground you become infinitely rich. Also, you assume magic cannot be accumulated or stored, or amplified.

>> No.14591102

>>14591096
No one is going to ask an uncivilized barbarian horde for assistance.

>> No.14591107

>>14591091
If it's so easy, why is it that we cannot with current technology; yet are fully capable of doing many things that, by your sense of "Scale", are more complex?

You're just claiming "It can't do that because I say so", for no reason other than that deliberately limiting your imagination lets you sit in a corner whining about how "Eternity is depressing" like some emo teen.

>> No.14591109

>>14591096
They'd be to busy having their men taken away and women sent to the labor camps.

>> No.14591111

>>14590935
Eh, lets go Medium gang.

>Gym bunny Chimaera sadomasochist semen demon for rough sex
>Thin Gazer w/ Oral fixation for polynesian sex
>Pettanko Ghoul semen demon for oral
>Hourglass undead Goblin for paizuri
>Busty Chimaera w/ Oral fixation for rough sex
>Chubby Kobold/Mantis chimaera for vanilla sex
>They drugged me

Well, it's a good mix, so I guess I'd stay with this group. The only one I'm not sure about is the blade 'wolf'. I'm going to be getting so many blowjobs it won't even be funny.

>> No.14591112

>>14591099
>Imagine that Kikimora though
Oh boy, I certainly am now.

>> No.14591115

>>14591102
The Polish fought tanks with a horse charge, so what's the difference?
Also, Horse Pussy Hussars with Harpy Feather wings.

>> No.14591116
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>>14591100
You live forever, but resources aren't infinite, nor is the ability to acquire them. In fact, the high price of magic portrayed in most cultures usually makes it a negative sum game.

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>>14591102
I know, that's why I'm asking if they'd ask Hoof Pussy Kingdom for aid.

Did you think I was talking about Cat Pussy Kingdom or something?

>> No.14591126

Nanobot-sized MG collectives

>> No.14591127

>>14591107
>Has more imagination than you to point out all the likely pitfalls and bad ends that immortality would bring
>You stick your fingers in your ears and blindly believe it's all fine

I think you got the imagination part backwards buddy.

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Kikimora edition of pic related when?

>> No.14591133

>>14591126
Grey goo MG

>> No.14591134

>>14591115
That's a misconception, the Poles never actually charged German panzers with cavalry. They did charge German infantry a number of times, many of them successfully.

Also, Poles aren't an unwashed horde of stinky horsepussy warriors who rely on kidnapping to raiding neighboring lands to obtain all their men.

>> No.14591137

>>14591116
>but resources aren't infinite, nor is the ability to acquire them.
And I call bullshit on your pessimistic point of view.
> In fact, the high price of magic portrayed in most cultures usually makes it a negative sum game.
That's because magic isn't real It's to dissuade people from wanting more than their lot. But nothing says an infinite being has to play by these rules.

>> No.14591138

>>14591124
You heard me correctly, the so called Horsepussy "Kingdom" is nothing more than a horde of uncultured barbarians who regularly raid their more civilized neighbors for men.

>> No.14591142

>>14591127
>Says "It'd just end bad"
>Never tries to think of ways around the potential bad ends
Sure thing pal.

>> No.14591154

>>14591137
>And I call bullshit on your pessimistic point of view.
It's not pessimistic. It's a fact. There's only so much matter and energy in the universe. It might or might not be enough to do what you want.

>> No.14591155

I wanna tap into a universal ley line in the MG universe, have my feeble physical and mental self overloaded with the raw magic of all of existence, somehow survive with my own conscious intact, and become a living God with infinite power at my command!

Then spend the weekends in my PJs eating cereal and magically fucking my MG wife

>> No.14591159
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>>14591138
Hoof.

Put on your glasses man.

>> No.14591161

>>14591142
>You're way of "thinking around them" is just to godmode handwave anything away
>Seriously thinks that's imaginative

kek

>> No.14591163

>>14591127
It doesn't take imagination to point out problems, it takes imagination to solve them.

>> No.14591166

>>14591155
Oh man that'd be great.
You could set up your own kingdom and just use your power to make it so humans don't turn into incubi so they can fuck their waifus all they want.
Maybe you could give monstergirls in your realm the ability to birth human sons.

>> No.14591168

>>14591159
I can't, I lost them while evading horsepussy raiders.

>> No.14591171

>>14591166
Or he could just conjure up another box of cereal and magically have his PJ's cleaned while he still wears them.

>> No.14591172

>>14591159
Real hard to like this character when 99% of all the art is futa.

>> No.14591174

>>14591163
>Seeing problems in the first place isn't the first step to solving them
>Foresight isn't imagination
>All problems are solvable
What planet are you from?

>> No.14591179

>>14591161
>Just gives up and doesn't even attempt to think of other possibilities
>Seriously thinks that's imaginative

kek

>> No.14591182

>>14591154
>There's only so much matter and energy in this universe
FTFY

>> No.14591183

>>14591133
As long as she doesn't convert other things into nanobots, you should be fine.

>> No.14591186

>>14591174
But I never said any of that.

>> No.14591187
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>>14591172
Ehh more like 90%

But I know what you mean, taking a perfectly good lady and slapping a dick on her.

>> No.14591188

>>14591186
But you did.
>It doesn't take imagination to point out problems

>> No.14591191

>>14591187
Even worse is that of that 90% Futa, 90% of THAT is an oversized horse-dick.

>> No.14591192

>>14591187
If you're not slapping fine ladies with dicks then what are you doing with your life?

>> No.14591196

>>14591188
No, because problems are innate with any idea, and are the lowest fruit to grasp, sometimes even already fallen from the tree, only the solution is at the tip. You aren't taking steps to solve, and I take back what I said. All problems are solveable.

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>>14591192
Not being a faggot that's for sure, faggot.

>> No.14591200

>>14591196
Wrong. Less than that is pretending there are no problems or that any problem is easily solved, which is essentially the same thing.

>> No.14591207

>>14591200
Any you think not even bothering to attempt to solve it is somehow better?

>> No.14591210

>>14591200
>which is essentially the same thing.
But it isn't
>any problem is easily solved
Problems aren't "hard" or "easy", you can either apply knowledge to solve it, or you cannot, getting knowledge isn't hard either, only time consuming, and guess what. Immortality.

>> No.14591211
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uno mas

>> No.14591216

>>14591207
Without knowing the specifics of the system, it is impossible to solve. If magic is free and limitless then everyone would be a god and have their own private universe. If it is more difficult, then it might not be possible in the first place. And everything in-between. The deciding factor could be that you started grinding levels on your little rock 14 billion years late to get what you want done.

The issue is just assuming that it will all be fine and work out and not even considering that it could just as easily be a no-win situation.

>> No.14591218

>>14591211
Hot damn.

>> No.14591222

I'm just curious, but what Monster Girl IRC do you guys use? Aren't there multiple ones if I remember correctly? What's the best?

>>14591211
How do you keep succeeding at getting art?

>> No.14591224

>>14591222
They're all terrible.

>> No.14591225

>>14591222
Trick question, avoid going to any IRC.

>> No.14591230

>>14591222
People are nice.

>> No.14591235

>>14591224
Yes, I knew that, but which one should I use?

>>14591225
I'm bored though and if I masturbate anymore today I'll start burning there again.

>>14591230
Godspeed Gazerfag.

>> No.14591236

>>14591222
#monstergirls is dead
#MGQGS is alive but slow

>> No.14591238

>>14591216
>The issue is...
No, it really isn't.

>> No.14591248

>>14591210
>Problems aren't "hard" or "easy", you can either apply knowledge to solve it, or you cannot, getting knowledge isn't hard either, only time consuming,

Problems are solved by resources and logistics just as much as raw knowledge. Like a guy on a desert island with no human contact or travel couldn't build a microprocessor from scratch even with the knowledge and a thousand years. Not because of smelting or processes, but because there's just none of the rare earths needed for some of the componants on his little patch.

>> No.14591251

>>14591248
>Problems are solved by resources and logistics just as much as raw knowledge.
No, to split hairs, problems are solved by knowlege. Solutions require resources and logistics. And the resources and logistics are in themselves a problem, with their own solutions.

>> No.14591257

>>14591216
I really have nothing to do with your argument, but you do not need specific details in order to solve a system. Any arbtirarily large, stochastic operation is a Markov process. So long as you are capable of recording effect, you need no other information in order to compile a hidden Markov model.

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>>14591192
Anon plz.

Plz.

>> No.14591266
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I don't need this info dump guys, I just want live a comfy life in an Undead Kingdom with a sexy cadaver.

>> No.14591273

>>14591248
If we're all just shitting up the thread anyway, I might as well jump into this with some pedantry. There is no requirement for any rare earth metals in a microprocessor. In fact, I am not aware of any design which utilizes them in current use. A desert island is actually a phenomenal place to harvest resources for a microprocessor. All of the strictly requisite materials can be found in virtually any living being and in sand. The greatest difficulty is tooling, not resources.

>> No.14591275

>>14591251
>And the resources and logistics are in themselves a problem, with their own solutions.
An unfeasible solution isn't a real solution though.

>> No.14591280
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14591280

somebody wants a femboy version of this on the /d drawthread
which one of you fuckers is it?

>> No.14591283

>>14591275
So you find one that is feasible

>> No.14591285

>>14590811
Cute and pouty unless she gets angry enough to cry, then I feel like shit.

>> No.14591289

>>14591273
To build up the required infrastructure to manufacture them, you sure would need rare minerals, if only for alloying materials for the steel tools.

>> No.14591290

>>14591236
Isn't that one more directed to Monster Girl Quest though? Or is it MGE friendly?

>> No.14591291

>>14591280
Not me, I don't give a shit about OCs.

>> No.14591297

>>14591283
Sometimes one doesn't exist. That's why projects get scrapped.

>> No.14591302

>>14591280
It's probably an Alp.

>> No.14591306

>>14591297
Correction. Sometimes, men with their limited lifespans, pressures by deadlines and profitability, cannot find one.

>> No.14591308

>>14591068
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zBTF4INW5g

Oh that brings back memories. Now I gotta find Super Saiyan Peach.

>> No.14591310

>>14591257
But we haven't been giving any effects to record. And since they would be arbitrary anyway in this hypothetical situation, you might as well just be handed the system itself.

>> No.14591315

>>14591280
I think the guy probably found it on a booru and didn't realize she was a drawfag OC character.

>> No.14591316

>>14591280
Thank you for posting her, gotta love those nice thick thighs

>> No.14591318

>>14591280
I like femboys and I think that's an utter travesty. Jesus.

>> No.14591319

>>14591280
calm down
Its /d, people there often look at women and think "this needs a penis on it"

granted i don't want that either

>> No.14591331
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Is there a chibi Dark Golem image out there.

>> No.14591332
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you know what we need to do?
chill.

>> No.14591336

>>14591289
Incorrect. Carbon steel is more than adequate for virtually any tool. The only reason that we use any other additives (vanadium, nickel, chromium are the most common) is for more favorable performance at higher temperatures. Tool steel was made for cutting bits, not hand tools. It's a matter of cost, not performance (for the most part). As far as semiconductor manufacture goes, I can guarantee that rare earth metals are not required in any step of the process, including the facility itself.

I'm a nanoptical engineer with a specialization in component fabrication, as well as a blacksmith. You have no idea how infrequently I get to use any of this.

>> No.14591337

>>14591280
Oh hey, somebody delivered.
>>/d/6623263

>> No.14591342

>>14591332
No Netflix?

>> No.14591344
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>>14591331

>> No.14591345

>>14591337
Oops, let me try that again.
>>>/d/6623263

>> No.14591346

>>14591337
>>>/d/6623263
Goddammit.

>> No.14591347

>>14591344
Thanks anon.

>> No.14591349

>>14591280
>>>/d/6622968
>>>/d/6623263
For what purpose?

>> No.14591353

>>14591349
Y'know, I wound up looking through this thread, and...

>>>/d/6622387
Not a bad idea.

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>>14591345
>>14591346
>>14591349
Are you just here to shitpost?

>> No.14591356

>>14591336
Pretty sure the tolerances needed would require more than basic carbon steel. I know at least the print plate for the wafer itself has very fine tolerances. We're talking proper microprocessors here, not chaining a bunch of TO-3 footprint semiconductors together and calling it a processor.

>> No.14591362

>>14591349
Fucking hell.

>> No.14591365

>>14591353
Okay someone who's familiar with MGE and likely this thread is clearly over there requesting this stuff...
>>>/d/6622698

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>>14591336
>>14591356
Can't you sods make this discussion monstergirl related?

>> No.14591368

>>14591310
Oh, I wasn't actually paying attention to what you were talking about. I just saw an opportunity to correct someone on a technicality when the thread was slow. I have to get use out of this math degree somehow.

>> No.14591371

>>14591266
Anyone?

>> No.14591374

>>14591266
Agreed anon. I've got a couple ideas related to that; not sure which I'd prefer.

>> No.14591375
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>>14591366
Some asshole decided to drag this argument from the previous thread, where it should have died.
Anyways, Lava Golem is cute. I'd love to cuddle with her, especially with the weather here.

>> No.14591378

>Two more MGE requests pop up in that thread
Alright, which one of you faggots-
>>>/d/6623304
Actually that could be pretty ni-
>>>/d/6623304
Goddammit.

>> No.14591380

>>14591378
You quoted the same thing twice.

>> No.14591386

>>14591378
Can't you keep /d/ shit on /d/? Fuck off.

>> No.14591387

>>14591380
Fuck.

Second one should be
>>>/d/6623306

>> No.14591389

>>14591349
/d/eviants seek to poison everything they touch.

>> No.14591393

>>14591380
not him, but I guess today is the day people fuck up their quotes

>> No.14591403

>>14591342
there are more ways to chill then just netflix

>> No.14591410

>>14591356
Microprocessor is an incredibly ambiguous term, I was assuming that we weren't talking about anything particularly complex. The first prototypes of microprocessors were made using blackened tape as the mask. Critical dimensions as small as 20um can be fabricated with high-quality but still standard market printers. I wouldn't use such a photomask for anything I actually cared about, but it will create a functional product. The grade of steel also matters very little in semiconductor processing. Your bigger issue would be temperature control, which can be a bit of a problem on a desert island. So long as you temper your expectations and you actually have thousands of years, it should be a doable project.

>> No.14591423

>>14591410
Go away already.

>> No.14591426
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14591426

Elves!
(or close to it, cant remember if she actually was one)

>> No.14591435

>>14591426
what is that weapon meant to even be?

>> No.14591436
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>>14591426

>> No.14591440

>>14591435
shotgun-grenade-battle-axe-sword-sniper toaster oven, obviously.

>> No.14591441

>>14591435
Looks like a giant revolving rifle with some kind of magazine-fed shotgun underslung like the one on the pulse rifle from Aliens.

But then
>No barrelz
>Giant blades instead

>> No.14591442

>>14591423
I want him to stay.

>> No.14591446

>>14591441
Guns don't work like that.

>> No.14591447

>>14591436
>You're not my mom! You have feet!

>> No.14591450

>>14591447
Oh you.

>> No.14591451

>>14591442
Me too. Small doses of fun offtopic stuff is a highlight and a hallmark of these threads. Helps break up the waifu doldrums occasionally.

>> No.14591454

>>14591446
Yes anon. Guns do need barrels.

>> No.14591458

>>14591454
I was referring to the first half of the post.

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Fantasy metal/rock monstergirl setting.

>> No.14591468

>>14591435
Its some sort of lance/lazer gun combination
(don't know why he shows the same move 3 times each)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOl9rxClul4

>> No.14591487

>>14591458
But the first half is fairly true. Has a big revolver cylinder like a revolving rifle and space for a hammer behind it. If it fires from the top of the cylinder, then the shotgun doesn't obstruct it.

Makes you winder how the dump the shells out of the cylinder though. The ejector rod must be the size of a tire iron.

Then the shotgun obviously being based on a tube fed pump model yet having a bottom clip magazine doesn't make hardly any sense but could be engineered to work if it's just a handle on an empty spring tube that shoves back on the receiver to manually cock or clear a jam.

It's a massive clusterfuck, but it's one that could almost be frankensteined to work if it had somewhere for the bullets to actually go.

>> No.14591497

>>14589770
1000 more words today? Whatever my slavedriver dog wishes!

>> No.14591500

>>14591468
I will never understand why bombs up skirts are a thing

>> No.14591501

>>14591487
Doesn't look like there's enough space for a hammer behind the cylinder. The trigger also looks a little far back for that as well. There's also no separate trigger for the shotgun part, and it doesn't appear that there's an ejection port either.

>> No.14591510
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14591510

I will make her commander of the city watch!

>> No.14591515
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>>14591510
She needs muscle if she wants to look intimidating.

>> No.14591528

>>14591510
Why? She's not very tough.

>> No.14591532

>>14591515
jfc

Fuckin' unf.

>> No.14591546

>>14591510

Just don't let her fall in love with one of those wildling boys.

>> No.14591552

>>14591546
But she can tame him.

>> No.14591569

Wanna shag the shog

>> No.14591574

Wanna kill the kiki

>> No.14591576

Wanna lublub the jubjub

>> No.14591577

Wanna massage the mantis

>> No.14591578

>>14591569
>>14591574
As long as it's a little death.

>> No.14591579

Wanna aggravate the alp

>> No.14591580

>>14590970
Needs one looking more like a paladin/knight and happy, like really happy. Unscathed too with a featherduster-type sword/weapon

>> No.14591581

>>14591528
She's very smart though, and muscle can be hired.

>> No.14591583

>>14591577
I wonder...

Would mantises have any sensory perception along their scythes? Would having them polished cause them any sort of physical pleasure?

>> No.14591584

>>14590970
You're a blessing Latenight.

Mind if I take a stab at drawing her later?

>> No.14591585
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14591585

>>14591574
>>14591576
>you will never create a JubJub/Kobold hybrid that still retains the Kikis meido abilities

>> No.14591586

>>14591581
But it's a rule that the captain of the guard has to serve as a boss battle!

>> No.14591587
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14591587

>>14591577
Now this makes sense.

>> No.14591591

>>14591584
Not Latenight obviously, but there's no rule saying you can't draw her.

So yes, draw at your leisure.

>> No.14591592

>>14590811
I pathetically beg for sauce before threads dead.

>> No.14591596

>>14591592
How long have you been in these threads? How can one not recognize Kaiko?

>> No.14591598
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14591598

>>14591515
Hi.

>> No.14591599

>>14591592
>sauce of yanmoth
Nigga wut.

>> No.14591606

>>14591586
No it isn't.
>They may be called the Palace Guard, the City Guard, or the Patrol. Whatever the name, their purpose in any work of heroic fantasy is identical: it is, round about Chapter Three (or ten minutes into the film) to rush into the room, attack the hero one at a time, and be slaughtered. No-one ever asks them if they wanted to.

>> No.14591608

>>14591599
I believe that anon may also be unaware of the fact we have a day and a half before we fall off the board.

>> No.14591612

>>14591606
Well, a slightly tougher battle.

>> No.14591615

>>14591598
Lovely design, but she probably torments or kills Luka if he loses to her.

>> No.14591621

>>14591612
The point being that she's a good guy, anon.

>> No.14591626

>>14591615
Nope, she just rapes him.
Shame her h-scene is so lazy though.

>> No.14591628

>>14591599
Its one of those infamous doujins that has cropped pictures posted to keep newfags like me from reverse searching.

>> No.14591629

>>14591626
That's okay I guess.

>> No.14591630

>>14591615
No, she enjoys stone dicking Luka then let's him cum after she's had her fun.

Lot's of good girls in MGQ don't kill you ded.

>> No.14591634

>>14591628
That's a picture from the artists Pixiv IIRC.

>> No.14591640
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14591640

You will answer me! WHY DO KIDS LOVE THE TASTE OF CINNAMON CRUNCH?

>> No.14591649

>>14591640
It tastes okay.

>> No.14591652

>>14591628
http://exhentai.org/g/732189/4094cba865/

>> No.14591653

>>14591640
Because I jizz in the bowl.

>> No.14591658

Do Wurms produce Slurm?

>> No.14591660

>>14591640
BECAUSE children have terrible taste.

>> No.14591666

>>14590935
>Dante Must Die Mode (rolled 12)
>Twin Loli Khepri/Cheshire Chimera's forced me into a foursome with a loli Mothman and Succubus
>Twin Bakunyuu Sea Slime Virgins who tricked me taking their anal cherries
>Bakunyuu Bottom Heavy Thunderbird who talked me into a four way with her Baunyuu bottom heavy Holstaur and Lizardman friends
>Busty Awkward Virgin Baphomet who talked me into hand holding and cuddling
>Gym Bunny Tentacle Girl who's a Sadomasochist who talked me into hand holding and cuddling (again!)
>Busty Werecat/Kobold Chimera drugged me to do rough sex with her
>Orally fixated Shortstack Kounichi forced me into Polynesian sex
>a normal Werewolf who's a semen demon drugged me to do Paizuri
>a normal Nightmare drugged me into having vanilla sex (with the lights off and blinds closed)
>a bottom heavy, busty Mermaid talked me into Hand holding and cuddling
>Shortstack Giant Ant twins drugged me into having vanilla sex
>Loli Undead Lich drugged me into having vanilla sex




I like this game

>> No.14591667

>>14591658
Ask the robot devil.

>> No.14591669

>>14591658
Slurm is Wurm pee?

>> No.14591670

>>14591131
>filename
We all did.

>> No.14591673

>>14591640
I want to be her husband and embarrass her when she's trying to be all mean and scary!
>young knight shows up to fight her
>treat him to some cookies and tea and send him on his way
>she's threatening to burn down a village
>scream out "AND WE'LL TAKE YOU OFF OUR CHRISTMAS CARD LIST TOO!!!"

>> No.14591674

>>14591172
>>14591187
Maybe when the Japanese fanart starts coming out it'll get better. Or worse.

>> No.14591684

>>14591652
>Panda
He said he's a newfag, so that ain't much help.

>> No.14591687

>>14591684
He has to learn.

>> No.14591693
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>>14591684
>>14591687
A foreign beast of mottled hue?

>> No.14591703
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14591703

>tfw raised in a Paladin household with strict, overbearing Paladin parents.

>> No.14591706

>>14591666
Satan I don't think you understand.
You get raped by all those girls at the same time.

>> No.14591707

>>14591703
Sounds awful. I'll marry a Monster Girl and then I'll never talk to them again!

>> No.14591709

>>14591703
Would you get back at your parents by dating a monstergirl?

>> No.14591713
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14591713

>>14591658
>>14591667
They do. It comes out of a specialized organ near the tip of the tail. They normally use it to reinforce the walls of their tunnels but it also makes a tasty beverage if processed correctly.

Just don't try eating the stuff raw, your dick will double in size and you'll go into a week-long uncontrollable mating frenzy.

>> No.14591716

>>14591709
Yes, with that cute bookish Lich Girl who lives in the spooky house across from you.

>> No.14591718

>>14591703
>You'll never elope with a succubus and go to live far away in a cabin somewhere.
>You'll never abandon your family's hateful ways and have loving sex with your wife every day.
>You'll never teach your eventual daughters the ways of swordplay, honor, and protecting the weak.
Damn it.

>> No.14591722

>>14591713
Damn it, that was surprisingly tame. I was hoping for some dumbass to get alped.

>> No.14591725

>>14591722
Well if you suck the tip of the tail, it's kind of phallic, isn't it?

>> No.14591728
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>>14591703
>tfw they send you off to boarding school for your education in smiting and theology
>tfw you make it with the valkyrie fencing instructor
>tfw you breed a battalion of adorable blonde steel-clad winged cuties

>> No.14591729

>>14591725
There we go. Now the seeds of doubt are planted!

>> No.14591730

>>14591722
Well, I suppose I might as well while I'm here. Next post ending in 5 gets alped.

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>>14591713
>your dick will double in size and you'll go into a week-long uncontrollable mating frenzy
Dear God. The Wurms can never find out they possess such power.

>> No.14591734

>>14591693
There is no panda entry in the encyclopedia and that greatly troubles me.

>> No.14591735

>Undead Kikimora keeps trying to ensure her master has an "accident" so she can bring him back as an undead Incubus
>Through sheer dumb luck, and blissfully unaware of it all, he survives everything unscathed
>After her latest attempt fails, he finds her crying on the couch
>He asks her what's wrong and she says she's afraid that she'll wake up one day and he'll be gone, and she doesn't want to live in a world without him
>Still unaware of her goals and motivations, he assures her that he will never leave her
>With newfound confidence, she sets to work on her latest scheme and prepares a length of rope, an undead grey lamentation mushroom, some chloroform and a juice box
>She'll get him this time, she's sure of it

>> No.14591739

>>14591728
The Light grows stronger in me.

>> No.14591744

>>14591733
She's getting ready to Slurm us, duck and cover!

>> No.14591756

>>14591735
>Tries to kill her master
>Receives an alp

Serves her right.

>> No.14591771

Good night Anons.
Take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember to keep your combat kikis well trained and satisfied with head pats.
They do the duties of maid and bodyguard so they need double the amount of attention.

>> No.14591774

>>14591771
>combat kikis
Roberta please.

>> No.14591775

>>14591774
Nyet!
Give the kiki her headpats before she shoes you why she was the best of her class.

>> No.14591779

>>14591775
As long as it's not like the combat maid from Domina no Do, I'll be fine.

>> No.14591783

>>14591779
That chick was hot. As was her Mistress.

The things they did though...

>> No.14591785

>>14591779
Don't worry.
This kiki will protect you and make sure the home is clean.

Only the most skilled, most devoted kikis are selected for such a task.

>> No.14591788

>>14591783
Oh yeah, the mother-in-law was great, she was great, the nympho fox and the dumb tribal maid were great, and both of the tsundere's sisters were great.
Only bad girl was the main one, actually.

>> No.14591793
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>>14591744
>Wurm and her husband canoodling
>They don't know about Slurm
>Husband begins to tease her tail
>She's getting all squirmy
>Husband starts to suck on her tip
>Slurm oozes out
>Husband gets surprised by the sweet taste in his mouth before freezing up
>Wurm looks back at him confused
>'Hubby? What's wro-'
>His entire body is trembling
>With one violent shudder he jerks up
>His muscles ripple with unholy strength
>Blood rushes to his cock, swelling it to the size of his forearm
>Wurm looks terrified and yet her body is trembling with anticipation
>Husband lifts Wurm up in his hands, positioning her over his massive member
>'Wait, not so faAAAAAHHhhhhh.~'
>Wurm is impaled on his cock, her stomach bulging from its girth
>Husband begins to pound her pussy like a jackhammer, working her hips to go as deep as possible
>Wurm's face is contorted in ecstacy
>Husband's balls tighten up and release, pouriing an enormous load into her womb
>Her stomach bulges even more from the immense load, gushing out over Husband's cock
>Wurm collapses to the floor, dazed with pleasure
>She regains her sense enough to realize that Husband is still rock-hard, standing over her seeping entrance
>She doesn't even get time to shout in protest (or joy) before being pinned to the wall and entered
>This goes on for an entire week, with Husband man-handling Wurm with inhuman strength
>The entire house is reduced to rubble before they finish, yet he continues to fuck her in the ruins
>When the Slurm wears off, he comes to in Wurms embrace
>Rubble is strewn all around them, one particularly large beam over Wurm
>The entire area reeks of sex & everything is coated in a layer of dried semen
>Wurm is completely slathered in cum, sticky to the touch
>Her stomach is completely distended, a lolloping balloon of seed
>She snuggles against you, mumbling in incoherent bliss
>It costs your entire life savings to rebuild the house
>She has an egg about a year later, and starts to think about having another
>Of all the things she's forgotten, she remembers Husband impregnating her
>It felt really good, and it happened when he played with her tail
>A sly grin crosses her face
>'Husband. Come play with me.~'

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14591800

Oh my. You're already grovelling at her feet and she hasn't even used her Vampiric hypnosis powers on you!

>> No.14591802

>>14591800
Yes, yes. She should get on with it.

>> No.14591815

>>14590440
this artist got a name?

>> No.14591819

>>14591815
Norasuko. Does plenty of Monster Girl stuff.

>> No.14591821

>>14591800
I-If I do this, you need to spare my village!

>> No.14591824

>>14591819
danke, freund

>> No.14591826

>>14591497
1000 words at the minimum!

>> No.14591837

>>14591821
But your virginity won't.

>> No.14591838

>>14591821
YOUR village? Are you like, a mayor?
>>14591826
Maybe I should get started instead of idling by here, then.

>> No.14591849
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14591849

How are you improving yourself today?

>> No.14591851

>>14591849
I applied to more places in the hopes one will hire me. I dunno if that counts, but that's all I can do right now.

>> No.14591852

>>14591849
I'm not.

>> No.14591859

>>14591849
I just marathoned the second season of Symphogear and I have work in 5 hours.

>> No.14591866

>>14591849
I've been edging for over a month so I can blow a massive load.

Those points on her belly are really tempting...

>> No.14591872

>>14591866
Better hope you haven't had nocturnal emissions or that whole exercise is pointless.

>> No.14591875

>>14591866
You are aware it doesn't make a bit of difference after about five days right? Your body just starts recycling it.

>> No.14591882

>>14591872
Nah haven't really had those in the longest time

>>14591875
Time to batter up.

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14591887

>>14591728

>> No.14591891

>>14591882
>spoiler
report back, faggot.

>> No.14591912

For all of you Wight, Lich and even Vampire lovers out there:

How would you manage to avoid getting "eaten" by a lesser undead before reaching your to-be waifu?

And before you answer "I'll just run away, they're slow!" I have to remind you that there is plenty of starved Ghouls out there, and those are pretty quick

>> No.14591914

>>14591912
Why wouldn't I just grab a Ghoul and dress her up in classy Wight-clothes?

>> No.14591919

>>14591912
Hire myself out as a butler or assistant or something.

>> No.14591922
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14591922

wippitydippitywoo. Gonna catch some z's myself so goodnight /mgt/.

>>14591849
By gittin gud.

Hopefully :'(

>> No.14591923

>>14591912
>Not getting a zombie and having her be your undead puppy forever

>> No.14591932

>>14591922
Oh my, yessss

>> No.14591934

>>14591912
I was thinking about it last thread and came to the conclusion that undeath wasn't for me anyway.
I have no idea how I spent years being into Liches without realizing this, but maybe I wasn't thinking it through properly.

It's also a scary thought - monstergirls being real, you ending up with one, then finding out you made a mistake long after the point of no return.

>> No.14591935

>>14591912
I would be happy with a ghoul, and my idea girl is a zombie anyway. Gotta think in long game, breh.

>> No.14591945

>>14591923
Careful not to spoil her too much, she might turn into a Wight if you do

>> No.14591965

>>14591912
I'd pull a Weekend at Bernies with some regular dead chick.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMCh9gLZofo

>Look at him princess carrying her.
>So romantic.
>She's so relaxed around him.
>Not a care in the world.
>I wish I was happily married like that

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14591969

>>14591849
I stood up to my work today trying to take away my one day off this week

And i also ordered some of that soylent 1.5 shit because i'm sick of eating like crap, but i'm also too lazy to cook a good meal for myself regularly, so i wanted to try it out


also this shit is broken

>> No.14591970
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14591970

I've never actually written smut before, please tell me it isn't "bags of sand" tier.

http://pastebin.com/GDFnr6Cw

>> No.14591974

>>14591969
I dunno, all three mouse pics that worked when I tried them were labelled 'hot'. Seems accurate to me.

>> No.14591978

>>14591970
Thanks Doc.

>> No.14591997
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14591997

>>14591970
Come on, talk to me. I know you're not all fapping.

>> No.14592008

>>14591997
is that a rokurokubi?

>> No.14592010

>>14591887
>chaste
Bullshit, he was swimming in elf and orc and zombie pussy

>> No.14592013

>>14591912
I'm pretty sure I could Wight the average zombie in about a week

>> No.14592014

>>14592010
If he was getting laid, why was he so pissed at Arthas, the pretty boy who was getting the Jaina?

>> No.14592015

>>14591997
We're deadzone friend

>> No.14592021

>>14592014
>Implying he ever tapped the J
If he did she wouldn't have been so desperate for cock she'd take them big and green.

>> No.14592022

>>14590970
one of the best pics the threads have ever spawned

>> No.14592024

>>14592021
>implying Thrall wasn't the best man she ever met
Anon, please. He's a gentleman.

>> No.14592026

>>14592014
Because with all the great monstergirl pussy warcraft had to offer, arthas - a handsome prince who could be fucking anything he wanted - decided to hook up with a bipolar human chick. I would have been pissed too. Uther was trying to teach him right from wrong, you gotta set the faggot straight when he pulls some shit like that.

>> No.14592029
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14592029

>>14592024
>Anon, please. He's an orc
Fixed

>> No.14592032

>>14592029
Wow, rude.

>> No.14592033

>>14592024
Of course he is, he's Jesus Christ our lord and savoir. The better quest is; were Llane and Medivh double teaming Garona?

>> No.14592041

>>14592026
>bipolar
Hey, Ner'zul-chan wasn't bi-polar. Not unless she had an identical twin at the bottom of the world too.

>> No.14592047

>>14591970
>>14591997
I'm a chapter behind, I'd rather not spoil myself and it's too early in the morning to give meaningful advice.

I have faith in your writing though.

>> No.14592048

>>14592047
>a chapter behind
And they call me lazy.

>> No.14592050

>>14591997
p34 repeats itself.

It's descriptive enough to see in your mind, but also avoids going into too much detail about his throbbing turgid tool etc. so its decently smutty. Also, all, those, fucking commas, which makes it seem to read at a faster pace but just irks me.

Looking forward to more.

>> No.14592051
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14592051

>>14592048
I blame bad video games, I throw things in a bookmark folder for later and fail to get around to them for days.

I'll do it later for the love of centipedes.

>> No.14592052

>>14592050
p34? Also the commas are just, I don't know, something that kind of happens, I guess, like, you know?

>> No.14592055

>>14592052
Paragraph/line 34. Whatever the number on the side is.

Yea I know what you mean, makes it more frenzied as well which works for the scene.

>> No.14592057

>>14590970
>battlekiki
This is truly wonderfull.

The only thing that's missing is a follow up where she receives headpats.

>> No.14592061

>>14592055
I can't see anything wrong with it though. It's supposed to be repetitive because what he's doing is repetitive, it's describing a viciously sexy cycle.
I probably shouldn't argue with people trying to help me.

>> No.14592069

>>14592061
That's right. Roll over and take my hot criticism like the good little writefag you are.

I agree with you, it works

>> No.14592070

>>14592069
Then I'll be sure to finish this around Tuesday. Thanks.

>> No.14592071

My waifu is quite large. I would like a potion or some such thing to make her travel sized for a limited time for the sake of convenience. Also for the sake of fucking a shortstack version of my waifu.

>> No.14592073

>>14592069
for some reason all I can think of now is a dark elf that makes helping you out dirty

>> No.14592078

>>14590162
>>14590138
I actually collect every picture I see in these threads, I also grab any nsfw picture that's linked here or I otherwise get my hands on.

So far, Manticore sits at 92 images, while my Gazer folder has 120 different images.
In these last weeks there have been 4-5 new Gazer pictures every thread. As far as i'm concerned, Manticore have been removed from her throne and has been replaced by Gazer.

But it goes further than that. My Kikimora folder has 98 images. However that folder lacks some of the Kikimora sketches that have been made, so it is probably a tad higher.
As far as i'm concerned the art amount is as follows:

Gazer > Kikimora > Manticore > Ushi Oni (52+) > Wendigo (20+).

>> No.14592083

>>14592078
I blame gazerfag. Surprised that some kind of dragon isn't leading.

>> No.14592088

>>14592083
I actually thought it was jabberwock and hellhound that were dominating
it I had my way it'd be salamanders

>> No.14592095

>>14592083
He has to be using some kind of selective filter because otherwise stuff like elves would dominate everything ten to one and succubi would be number two. I think it's just drawfag art.

>> No.14592096

>>14592078
>Ushi Oni (52+)
Mine is sitting at 82 but that's including a crop of a nsfw and one or two dupes I need to get around to deleting. I didn't think there were that many, it's kinda scary how they slowly add up like that.

>> No.14592097

>>14592083
Not too surprising. Probably a case of enough art of dragons in general beforehand where people are satisfied and don't feel starved enough to go out and procure it themselves.

Except for wock I suppose. She varies just enough where you aren't going to hop on a booru, type in some key terms, and get images that make you go "close enough, fukkin saved".

>> No.14592098

>>14591970
>>14591997
Alright, I'll comment as I read through

"but it had been a long time since last time,"
"again, and again, making her gasp again, louder."
Those 2 sentences were a bit awkward to read, the first one is easy to fix but the second is really a mess

"he felt hot, it was uncomfortable, he just wanted to sink in her, she felt cool, like a pool of water" Isn't that supposed to be Shirohebis' thing?

"as if on instinct. Maybe it was on instinct"
That's plain weird, you almost contradict yourself. Also I found that a lot of from new writers use sentences like "maybe it was this, or perhaps that..." to add flavor to their text and it rarely works, I'd advice against using them

"She was too strong for that, or maybe he was too weak for that, or maybe neither of them actually wanted to do it"
Well, there it is, this doesn't add anything to the text and just confuses me, did he get weak all of a sudden? Why wouldn't he want to move his hips if he is drugged out of his mind?

"You’re feeling it, right? I bought that charm at a shrine!" Oh, the Shirohebi thing makes sense now, nice

And I'm done reading, overall I liked it, it didn't get me hard or aroused in anyway and I found the Oomukade's words a bit off-putting but that's because of my own tastes

Besides small stuff like the sentences I pointed out I don't see much you could improve on
It lacked an impactful moment but I guess that's to come and if it isn't just let your imagination go wild, even if you come up with something ridiculous it's still better than writing a plain story that few will remember

Don't take my words too seriously, I'm just a random guy, and I don't even read that many stories from actual writers

>> No.14592101

>>14592095
Nah, he's including MGE girls only. That order seems accurate apart from it missing Jabberwock.

MGE elves don't get any art at all, even from nips using microsoft paint.

>> No.14592103

>>14592098
>the Shirohebi thing
Wait, what Shirohebi thing? Did I miss something?

>> No.14592107

>>14592073
>Now anon. Just like Onee-san showed you.
>Gently, anon, there's no need to rush. Mmmmm, very good. You found the least common denominator.
>Now replace each fraction.
>N-now add the numerators of these equivalent fractions!
>So close anon! Reduce it! REDUCE THE SUM FRACTION!!
>Ara ara. I hope you're ready to triple play to factor a hard trinomial~

>> No.14592118

>>14592103
It's in their profile, the whole "flames of jealousy" thing

Basically the man feels like he burning and the only way to keep him cool is to have sex with the Shirohebi that did it to him

>> No.14592121

>>14592107
>Middle school algebra
That kid is gonna get /ss/ed

>> No.14592123

>>14591131
from what is this? kaoru mori's Emma?

>> No.14592127

>>14592107
>>14592121
And that's why she's not allowed to tutor anymore

>> No.14592129

>>14592123
ツクルノモリ]ヴィクトリアメイド マリアの奉仕

>> No.14592133

>>14592071
If a Sandworm can use magic to become human sized there has to be some kind of potion or spell out there that can fulfill your wish, don't lose hope!

>> No.14592144
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>>14592097
I for one am absolutely not satisfied with the lack of Wyvern art.

>> No.14592155
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14592155

Hey mister, is it feeding time yet?

>> No.14592161

>>14592155
NO!
you will wait like all the others

>> No.14592164

>>14592155
Poor girl, she looks so thin

I'm digging the human hands/paw feet design on her tho

>> No.14592165

>>14592155
How did I get into this cell? Please let me out.

>> No.14592167
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14592167

>>14591013

>> No.14592181

>>14591922
I'll show you some gettin' gud.

>> No.14592183

>>14592167
She wouldn't need to use force to make me step in her showers

I don't care if they're filled with Mad Hatter gaz/spores

>> No.14592196

>>14592167
I threw an idea of nazi Cheshires about half a year ago, I saw their potential.

>> No.14592202

>>14590970
I'm actually honored someone draw a Combat Kiki based on my description, thank you anon.

>> No.14592204

>>14592167
Would make sweet love to that Cheshire on her desk while casually talking about plans to exterminate the Tanukis.

>> No.14592210
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>>14591912
Well my plan is to join the Order, become powerful enough so I can avoid the rest of girls and then submit myself to a vampire.

>> No.14592214
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14592214

what we need is a paladin with the insane reasoning as clarkson

>> No.14592220

>>14592210
>You will never spend years trying to awaken your ancient "evil" waifu.

>> No.14592234

>>14592155
Why are the prisoners always so adorable?
For that matter, what could she possibly be in for?

>> No.14592242

>>14592214
all I'm thinking is about having a monster girl cool wall
I just don't know what girl would replace the DB9 frezzer

>> No.14592244

>>14592234
Conspiracy to commit mofu
Assaulting an officer

>> No.14592245

>>14592234
Being young, fluffy, and cute. The mean old Tanuki queen HATES cute little mofu girls.

>> No.14592247

>>14592234
She stole my heart.

>> No.14592258
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>>14592234
Asking too many questions.

>> No.14592274

>>14592258
Are you willing to throw your daughteru into the oubliette for asking you where do babies come from?

>> No.14592295
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14592295

Apparently this is a Negima character corrupted into a Weresheep.

Never read/watched Negima but the world could always use more existing character to monster girl corruption.

>> No.14592296

>>14592244
>>14592245
>>14592247
Fools, all of you. Can't you see? This ferocious beast is our trump card! When the Saracens invade we will unleash her upon them and they will flee her brutality! Flee to preserve their wretched mongrel lives! All will fear the might of Emmy the destroyer!

>> No.14592300

>>14592214
TONIGHT!
Richard races a Wendigo down a mountain in an Evo
We see how fast big meaty paws can get into a Dacia Sandero
And the serial hugger in our reasonably priced car

>> No.14592304

>>14592295
Nodoka, the library girl. I see her as more of a crow tengu. She ends up as a mind reader, but it doesn't really match her personality.

>> No.14592322

>>14592300
Clarkson may have had problems but it wont be the same with out those 3

>> No.14592335

>>14592300
>Richard races a Wendigo down a mountain in an Evo
Its sad how much I want to see that.
what MG would the stig be?

>> No.14592343

>>14592335
>Some say that she knows only 2 facts about harpies and both of them are wrong
>and that all the plant girls in his garden are called Stella.
>all we know is, she's called the stig

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14592347

>>14592210
Disgusting.

>> No.14592348

>>14592343
>his
I had one fucking job

>> No.14592353

>>14592347
Man, there's just a point certain characters reach where I don't want them to alp, ever.

>> No.14592372

>>14592245
Aww, man. That makes me want to free her even more!
I'll whisk her away from that awful prison that awful queen put her in and tenderly love her!

>> No.14592376

>>14592343
I don't get it

>> No.14592378

>>14592372
Are you implying a dicking anon? because you know what happens if you do...

>> No.14592381

>>14592378
"Tenderly love" implies a lot of things, which may or may not include fucking.
I'm assuming you mean that I'll need to take responsibility, and why wouldn't I?

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>>14592376
Its a segment of top gear where their "tamed racing driver" the stig is Introduced with 2 insane facts about him

>> No.14592416

i want my Oomukade girlfriend's father to force me to take responsibility at gunpoint!

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>>14592416
>Needing to be forced to take responsibility
Absolute scum.

>> No.14592505

>>14592416
I want to work as a bartender at an inn, in one of the rougher parts of the world, that frequently sees adventurers coming through town to deal with monsters and bandits! I want to be seduced by a rough looking adventurer woman renowned for working alone and taking down impossibly strong beasts, but how, no one knows! I want her to take me up to the room she rented, and tell me to undress, closing the door behind me with a soft click as the lock slides into place! I want my skin to tingle as powerful magics activate behind me, but before I can turn around, she pulls me into a hug from behind, chitinous centipede lower half coiling around me, as she drops her glamour, and bites the lobe of my ear playfully, her maxilia into my neck, pumping unholy ammounts of her venom into me! I want to be raped by a centipede woman!

>> No.14592521

>>14592505
Love stings

>> No.14592543
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14592543

Crabman sure is liking his mud pussy

>> No.14592564
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14592564

Ara Ara Sahuagin when?

>> No.14592573

>>14592543
Emeth is cute.

>> No.14592617

I want to marry a Wurm and open up a Wurm orphanage that we run together!

>> No.14592629

>>14592617
What happens when your Wurm waifu wants to adopt them all?

Would you dick the daughterus?

>> No.14592655

>>14592617
I'd adopt a Wurm from the orphanage and give her a loving home.
They do know their own strength, right?

>> No.14592678

>>14591138
>nothing more than a horde of uncultured barbarians who regularly raid their more civilized neighbors for men.
PERHAPS THE SAME COULD BE SAID OF ALL MONSTER GIRLS

>> No.14592708

>>14592655
No anon, especially the poor, lonely orphans who have never had a proper Wurm mama to show her how to carry herself.
You'll have to teach her.

>> No.14592715

>>14591922
Looks nice man. Why is being a Househusband the comfy life?

>> No.14592716

>>14592678
Not the Hathor kingdom or the Onee-chan Republic.

>> No.14592721

>>14592715
Because you don't have to do anything in public.

>> No.14592724

>>14592716
>Hathor kingdom, a place where health is literally wealth

I'm moving there and no one can stop me.

>> No.14592735

I want to hire a fake mercenary to kidnap my Kobold daughteru! I want to stage a grand rescue mission with my waifu to rescue her! I want to dick her before I free her from whatever unthinkably lewd bondage the now defeated villain had put her in!

>> No.14592738

>>14592724
Just watch out for Onee-sabbath.

>> No.14592742

Does someone has a link to the Imgur by that Anon that gets rid of the white backgrounds of the MGE profiles?

>> No.14592746

>>14592738
Will do.
No one's making me a shota.

>> No.14592751

>>14592742
http://imgur.com/a/crARm

>> No.14592752

>>14592746
>Onee-Sabbath wants to convert all bays into shotas or bishies
I'm not sure how I feel about this.

>> No.14592755

>>14592751
Thank you Anon~

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>>14592083
>>14592088
In case you were curious about the amount of Jabberwock images out in existence, we are currently at 44 unique images. This does not include minor edits to a drawing, nor does it include the tumblrshit. Now, if we do include minor edits, the number will be much higher. I personally have 132, but I know of some more out there I haven't saved that would make the count higher, I estimate the actual count is somewhere around the 140 range.

>> No.14592760
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14592760

Barely glanced at the cover of Kenkou's doujin and kinda dazed off with a thought
>this thing might probably be physically stronger than you to the point it can simply overpower you like a little kid
Doesn't even has to do anything with rape or lewdness; in fact, it's a whole new level of SCARY without any of that. Just imagining that cutie adjusting her frilly dress with those puffy cat paws than walking up to you and performing a full nelson for shits and giggles is somehow more dreadful than it's supposed to be, while fairly amusing too.

On a different, non-autistic thought, we can safely assume that Kenkou's huge claws/paws he usually draws on his girls that some people dislike aren't that much canon and are more of a peculiar style/visual balance thingy for profiles' smaller, less detailed pictures.
This Cheshire's paws are definitely smaller and more proportional than in her profile.

>> No.14592761

>>14592756
Now that's some devotion.

>> No.14592762

>>14592756
>the trashcan still exists

>> No.14592763

>>14592760
>you will never tease a Cheshire about her dainty paws

>> No.14592767

>>14592760
>KC girls
>physical violence that doesn't involve 'holding you down and j-j-j-JAMING IT IN' or 'lol knocking you out with a sword'

>> No.14592769

I want to kidnap a bunch of sabbathites and force-feed them lots of Mega Holst milk!

>> No.14592770

>>14592756
Are you and that tumblr gazerfag actively TRYING to spam this world with shitty MGs? You could've at least picked good monster girls.

>> No.14592773

>>14592752
That's horrifying.
I swear, you gotta read the fine print for all these cults with an electron microscope.

>> No.14592785

>>14592760
Could be that their paws can vary in size or might of been changed due to wonderland fuckery

>> No.14592786

>>14592543
Too bad she sucks in the game like all N and most of the R MGs.

>> No.14592788

>>14592769
But Anon!
Then you'll just have a bunch of oppai lolis who are struggling with breasts so huge that they can't even walk without having to carry them.
That doesn't even count the gratuitous lactation that'll come with it!

>> No.14592792

>>14592767
You're contradicting a point I've kinda never made in that post.

>> No.14592799

>>14592770
>Hating on Gazers and Jabberwocks

>> No.14592801
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>>14592761
I still have much work to do on it.

>>14592762
Eh, I don't have any reason to delete it. I might someday though, I've abandoned the idea of saving even her shit art after that one piece.

>>14592770
Bait aside, you don't "pick" your waifu. It doesn't work like that Anon.

>> No.14592804

>>14592769
>>14592788
Not only will he have Oppai lolis to take care of, but he will also be on the black list of the Sabbath

I heard that the Baphomets themselves deal with the black list

>> No.14592807

>>14592760
That thought is hot. I want a Cheshire to hold my arms behind my back using only one of hers while giving me a handjob with the other.

>> No.14592811
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14592811

What if Evil Moth was actually Evil Centaur?

>> No.14592815

>>14592804
He'd have to break out some binding circles then.
A baphomet, while no joke, still obeys certain rules that demons must abide by.

And should he trap her....

I think they'd have to leave him alone if a videotape of a massively busty baphomet ahegoing as she gets milked showed up on their door step.

>> No.14592822

>>14592788
Well, aside from regularly scheduled exercise, they're going to be tied up at all times! Even when they're exercising I'll have them restrained in some way so they can't try to escape. I'll make sure they're comfy of course, but it's going to be bondage 24/7 for them.

For exercise, it'll mostly be swimming so that the girls don't strain their backs or shoulders too much. Imagine it anon; all those blushing oppai lolis in a swimming pool, tied to each other with water wings locked on their arms, wearing tight, see-through school swimsuits that barely contain their enormous, soft breasts. Leading them through their exercises while sneaking a grope in occasionally is more than a good trade for having to scrub the pool every time because it turns milky-white because of all the leaking.

>> No.14592824

>>14592167
Is this pure OC, or just another rendition of that one faggots monstergirlsona?

>> No.14592828

>>14592564
Loen did.

>> No.14592830

>>14592822
Now this is a man who knows how to kidnap people.

>> No.14592832

>>14592815
While that's a solid plan, the poor Baphomet would have to retire from the Sabbath after enduring such a shame

Nobody is cruel enough to do that... Right?

>> No.14592838

>>14592822
What will you with them while they're tied up?
Would you use their chests like pillows?
Let them watch TV?
Sit one in front of the others and molest her breasts till she orgasms?

And when you say Sabbath girls do you mean witches, familiars, and baphomets or are you including all members such as lamia, mermaid, arachne and more?

>>14592832
Oh Anon.
You act like this guy would let her go after that.
I know I wouldn't

>> No.14592839

>>14592824
Different pattern on her face than Fizzshire and the hairstyle while short, doesn't match.

>> No.14592844

>>14592811
>Spooky yan Nightmare
Would you be permanently sedated, or would the threat of bad dreams be enough for imprisonment?

>> No.14592865

>>14592811
I like Evil Moth, but an Evil Centaur sounds bad

She'd probably tie you up in a disgusting barn that smells like horses and on a daily basis, you'd have to cum at least 5 times in each of her pussies

>> No.14592867

>>14592838
They have all sorts of entertainment in their playroom, TV, video games, as well as a variety of toys. Sex toy day is on Wednesday, and dicking day is on Saturday.

Cuddle piles are the bast things after everybody has had their milkies. And yes, I always make everybody watch everyone else's milking. They all sit in a semicircle in front of me while I milk each one until she's dry and she's had at least 2 orgasms.

It is rather unfortunate that I have to make them wear plastic or even latex clothes to cut down on laundry bills because of the constant leaking, but that's just a cross the girls have to bear. They don't seem to mind much after the first few days.

Currently, I have 3 Familiars, a Baphomet, 2 Witches and a little Jubjub staying with me.

>> No.14592872

>>14592760
>>this thing might probably be physically stronger than you to the point it can simply overpower you like a little kid
Probably an exageration. Remember lizarmen are "naturally strong bodied" yet humans with decent training can still overpower them. I don't recall physical strentgh even being a notable trait for Cheshires.
I imagine one of the benefits of mamono mana being peak fitness, and that some monsters might not be stronger than an equivalently fit human.

>> No.14592873

>>14592867
Could always go naked, that would be a fine way to mess with them

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>>14592865
Business Centaur thinks you're racist against Centaurs.

Barn Anon

>> No.14592881

>>14592873
Sometimes I'll do that, but lewd, unusual and weird-feeling outfits are much better for embarrassment purposes, especially when I'm the one who always dresses them. They haven't caught on about me getting them outfits that are too small around the chest yet, so I can still pass off the gratuitous groping and squeezing and pushing as 'just making them fit'.

>> No.14592882

>>14592839
That's good to hear.

>> No.14592884

>>14592752
>Getting to be either a pretty frail boy or a little kid
>And on top of that getting the best big sister you could hope for
>A bad thing in any way

>> No.14592886

>>14592867
>a little Jubjub

What have you done?

Jubjubs are already natural shortstacks if you add Holst milk on top of that the poor girl won't be able to fly let alone move

What a disaster...

>> No.14592890

>>14592886
Jubjubs have trouble flying in the first place and besides, I'm teaching her to swim! She can fly through the water much better than she can through the air.

I must say though, she is a big fan of piggyback rides.

>> No.14592898

>>14592884
...unless you don't want to be a frail boy, a little kid or have a sister?

>> No.14592899
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14592899

What kind of bond would a monstergirl and a human boy share if they were orphaned together?

>> No.14592901

>>14592898
Man you must be a weirdo then

>> No.14592902

>>14591666
>Busty Awkward Virgin Baphomet who talked me into hand holding and cuddling
wanna write a story about this
gonna write a story about this

>> No.14592903

>>14592899
Brother and sister of some kind

They'd end up having sex anyway

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>>14592898
That's why I prefer the Oppai Sabbath. They're still interested in big strong onii-chans.

>> No.14592906

>>14592902
Godspeed.

>> No.14592913

>>14592899
James?

>> No.14592916

>>14592913
Who?

>> No.14592922

>>14592916
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raplvZFysjU

>> No.14592925

>>14592916
I think he's referencing 'James And The Giant Peach'
>watching that as a kid helped me get over my fear of spiders
>now I can only see them as cute girls
>or busty "Ara, ara." types
>or as sad somewhat desperate CC's who see me talking to them because I'm their new neighbor as a sign that I want to marry her

>> No.14592926

>>14592904
Thread's pairing logic is lame ass anyway; I wish to have a stronger protective waifu AND have a set of metaphorical balls and a bristle myself.

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>>14592926
Well then you just have go to the gym.

>> No.14592938

>>14592904
Those nips were made for pinching.

>> No.14592953

>>14592926
I completely agree. I'm no strongman, but I'd rather not become some frail boy just to be qualified for a big sister MG.

>> No.14592963

>>14592953
But being a frail sickly boy is great if you have a nice Oneesan who'll protect and take care of you, and remind you everday how much she loves you. Just being a frail sickly boy sucks though. I wish I had a Monster Girl oneesan.

>> No.14592967

>>14592926
Yeah. Besides, I'm short and weak as it is already, I don't want it to get any worse.

>> No.14592972

>>14592963
>that last spoiler
you, me, and about 64% of this thread wants one
you're not alone brother

>> No.14592975

>>14592935
I want to help minotaur get heug.

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>>14592347
Says the human girl

>> No.14593027

>>14592760

She's so perfect. I actually love the smaller paws on her. BEST GIRL! BEST GIRL! BEST GIRL!

>> No.14593044

>>14592335
The Stig would just be the Stig.

>> No.14593045

>>14591728
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isxvXITTLLY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=414mrPgK5Yk

Crusades when?

>> No.14593058
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14593058

Fat-bottomed Fairies

>> No.14593059

>>14593058
I want to stuff a fairy down my pants and then go about my business as usual.

>> No.14593064

>>14593058
Flat-chested Titanias

>> No.14593066

>>14593064
Flat chested big sisters are such a sad pitiful sight

>> No.14593074

>>14591728
>dumbdere Valkyrie fencing instructor
>likes to wear loose tops while teaching
>which leads to 'compromising' situations

>"Anon! Keep your guard up!"
>"W-What are you staring at?"
>"DON'T LOOK!!!"
>as she tucks her boobs back in her shirt she's talking to you about how you "should forget all of this"

>> No.14593077

>>14593066
It means they have to use their juicy butts more though, and it's not like any of the fairies are going to be bigger

>> No.14593078

>>14593077
Tremendously fat bottomed fairies when?

>> No.14593083

>>14593059
I want to stuff a Fairy down my urethra and then go about my business as usual.

>> No.14593087

Any seasoned writefag on right now? I need some advice.

>> No.14593088

>>14593074
Hnnngh

>> No.14593098

>>14593066
>have a flat chested Kakuen big sister
>while her tits are small that ass is too fat
>one day she starts teasing you about not having a girlfriend
>she blatantly states that she "can become your girlfriend!"
>you tell her no thank you and that you're more of a tit man yourself
>she looks at the ground for a bit and starts to laugh menacingly
>"Well, if you can't appreciate a soft ass, I'll just have to show you then!"
>she then proceeds to pin you down and sit on your face until you get the hint
man big sisters are such good teachers

>> No.14593102

>>14593083
k then

>> No.14593106

>>14593074
I'd rather one like that with a professionalism streak.

>Anon! your guard is terrible!
>What are you even looking at?
>So what if my tits popped free! That doesn't mean that your guard has to suffer for it!

>> No.14593110

>>14593087
Shoot.

>> No.14593112

>>14593087
I'm more of an editor than a writer, but I can probably answer whatever question you may have.

>> No.14593113

>>14593087
Wouldn't say I'm seasoned but I'm here.

>> No.14593128

>>14593098
>Saying no to the booty
Even as a life-long tit man, if an ass like that comes along, you don't say no.

>> No.14593135

>>14593128
but anon it was all a ploy to get her to sit on my face!

>> No.14593142
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14593142

>tfw still no new MGE entry

>> No.14593157
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>>14593142
Hopefully we get one next week.
In that regard, Foo-Dog/Wolf Tengu when?

>> No.14593160

>>14593142
Next week, he started making them again Tuesday and it takes him a week to pump one out.

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14593169

>>14593160
I bet KCs feeling pretty chipper after how well his Cheshire doujin did, which may be the reason he's resuming the weekly releases.

>> No.14593170

>>14593110
>>14593112
>>14593113

I've been kinda stuck with getting the characters from point A to point B. It feels awkward. I'm scared that if I just jump in to the next plotpoint the pacing will go too fast, if I try to draw it out the reader will get bored.

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14593178

>>14589819
Nothing will stay my laughter

>> No.14593182

>>14593142
>Cheshire doujin is still not scanned

>> No.14593184
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14593184

>>14591466
In he beginning, all was darkness. That's how the First Ones preferred it for they were so hideous that even they could not look upon themselves.

Then came the Fire Beast a giant monster of flaming, molten iron who roared across the sky like an angry comet.

>It's molten body burned so brightly, it illuminated the world and all it's hateful creatures.

She was Ormagöden, Cremator of the sky, and the First Ones loather her because her light forced them to see themselves as they truly were.

So they hid underground and dreamed of a day when they could murder the Fire Beast and rid the world of her light... forever.

>> No.14593192

>>14593169
Man, I wanna cuddle a fat monster girl. They look so soft.

>> No.14593195

>>14593170
You're not giving us much to work with, here.

I'd just jump there. Just make sure the part before the trip and the part after are paced well internally. Stage writing almost always does jump cuts, in any case.

>> No.14593196

>>14593184
>you will see a bishie violinist attract the attention of some metalhead monstergirl

>> No.14593200

>>14593169
>which may be the reason he's resuming the weekly releases.
That and he needs to do more than weekly to complete MGE II by summer which is his goal.

>> No.14593201

>>14593160
>>14593169
>tfw next MG entry is a fat MG

>> No.14593202
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14593202

>>14593142
>>14593157
Wonderland Centaur soon fellow STALKERs.

>> No.14593207

>>14593169
Should I cuddle her, or should she cuddle me?

>> No.14593208

>>14593170
That's not a question that can be easily answered without more detail, though there are a couple general rules. If a section of writing does not advance the plot or deepen the characters, it should be left out. Never add material just to maintain pacing. Pace evolves naturally and should not require your attention unless you really screw something up. In that case, the fundamental problem is almost never pacing, but a story flaw or critical lack of detail.

If you feel as if things are moving too fast, it is best to consider the action from the perspective of your characters. Do their actions make sense? Are they feeling the way you need them to feel? If not, you will likely need to rewrite some things and possibly add more content in order to match your expectation and intent with events.

>> No.14593214

>>14593207
The latter.

>> No.14593219

>>14593195
Thanks, I think I figured out what I need to do.

>> No.14593224
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14593224

>>14593201
I don't think KC will ever draw Fukumaaya/Pochaco-tier girls, though I do want to see him try.

>> No.14593225
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14593225

>>14593202
>hoof pussy kingdoms
>not glorious Northern Orc Tribes
Soon you all will know the terror of pregnant, hormonal, barbarian Orcs!
Just give me a couple of months...

>> No.14593228

>>14593224
One can only hope

>> No.14593232
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14593232

>>14593225
These aren't the orcs I was promised!

>> No.14593235

>>14591728
What am I even looking at here? An airplane with weird headed passengers.

>> No.14593236

>>14593208
Thank you.

>> No.14593240

>>14593225
>>14593232
Green orc and P'Orcs mud wrestling for anon's love when?

>> No.14593253

>>14592963
>Leave your village to become a paladin
>After a long, arduous journey, you arrive in Lescatie
>Mentor puts you through literal training from hell, you end up bulking up significantly

>Entire state is destroyed in some kind of surprise attack
>Captured by Sabbath while evacuating civilians

>They steal your muscles

>> No.14593265
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14593265

>>14593240
In monstergirl land, how would Green Orcs and P'Orcs exist as separate species? Would the P'Orcs be a subspecies of monstergirl from the green ones?

>> No.14593280

>>14593265
I think they would.
also
dem hips, jesus christ, must impregnate

>> No.14593282

>>14593265
Well, as far as big green monster chicks go in the MGE at least, we've got Ogres...

>> No.14593293

>>14592963
But if she actually loved me, she would love me for who I am.
On top of that, I wouldn't want to become entirely dependent on her. What if something happened to her? I'm sure she would be absolutely enraptured by her little brother helping her when she's sick or hurt, for instance.

>> No.14593295
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14593295

>>14593280
>"Anon! Vill you come vash my back please~!"

>> No.14593297
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14593297

>>14589819

>> No.14593301

>>14593297
>Filename
The best kind of Cheshire.

>> No.14593310

>>14593297
Is that the revised face Barb made for his Cheshire?

>> No.14593331

>>14593295
Well, you did ask nicely and you even said please, so yeah I'll help you out by washing your back mam.

>> No.14593343
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14593343

>>14589819
One last because good result
>>14593310
It is

>> No.14593354

>>14593297
>>14593343
hm. It's the anime eyes on the semi-realistic mouth/nose. That's what bugs me.
good stuff otherwise

>> No.14593358

>>14593343
Stunning, indeed.

>> No.14593361

>>14593331
>you fell into her trap anon
>now she won't let you go until you give her ALL OF THE DAUGHTERUS

>> No.14593367

>>14593361
Yes, and?

>> No.14593368

>>14589819
>>14589850
Never mind, got one to work.
http://imgur.com/Qyv9Zjq

>> No.14593374 [SPOILER] 
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14593374

>>14589819
>http://www.faces.ethz.ch/
>can't find a pic with my waifus face
;_;

>> No.14593376

>>14593361
Good thing I sent my twin brother in there, now he can have a cute orc to date and I avoid being raped another day. Also, she wouldn't want to find out I was born sterile and couldn't get her pregnant now would she?

>> No.14593384

>>14593253
They will die.

>> No.14593385
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14593385

>>14589819
Obviously vampires a best as always

>> No.14593387

>>14593343
I always knew Barb's Panda was a Christmas Cake.
>>14593385
More like 2000 years.

>> No.14593401

>>14593387
She looks good for 2000. I'd have guessed she wasn't a day over 1100.

>> No.14593405

>>14593387
>More like 2000 years.
You're just jelly she looks better than your waifu

>> No.14593411
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14593411

Confirmed for manface!

>> No.14593416

>>14593411
>I wanna fuck that rock now

>> No.14593418
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14593418

>>14589819
This made me laugh way more than it should have.

>> No.14593419

Remember that retard that got BTFO'd from the wiki and by KC?

Well he's gone and done this:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/17gNAF0wWMh4FT-JRA2ptfQROA7PG5cA2_nzhvrbztzI/pub

>> No.14593427

>>14593419
> - Officer Philip George Ransum of the GSP
This nigga can't be serious.

>> No.14593428
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14593428

Not the Metz! No!

>> No.14593429

>>14593419
> I mean my wife even cosplayed as some of your MG’s before (Cheshire Cat)
This guy has a wife and he's still this autstic about wanting to kill monster girls?

>> No.14593441

Reminder that if your waifu didn't already visit and claim your soul before you were born she doesn't truly love you*.

*assuming she is capable of it.

>> No.14593444

>>14593418
What score does the Helldorks face get?

>> No.14593445

>>14593419
On one hand I'm tempted to make a twitter just to laugh at him but that would go against my no twitter policy and it's amusing to let him go on like this.

>> No.14593446

>>14593419
All this groveling is more sad than anything really.

>> No.14593449

>>14593419
> I mean my wife even cosplayed as some of your MG’s before (Cheshire Cat) and I love her to death, hehehe. But that isn’t important.
Of course she choose Cheshire.

>> No.14593454

>>14593444
The thing is bogus. It auto-detects what it thinks the face in the image is, but it can't tell what that is 9/10 times. I've tried sever pictures that are nothing but a face & shoulders and it says 'Sorry, we couldn't detect a face.'

>> No.14593464
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14593464

>>14589819
I guess her tiara is cute?

>> No.14593475
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14593475

>>14589819

>> No.14593478

>>14593475
It knows.

>> No.14593480

>>14593419
What a faggot, holy shit.

>> No.14593483

>>14593475
Still would bully with my dick

>> No.14593495

>>14593475
Wow.
It's learning.
Would still get her pregnant with octuplets and five her to walk around in skimpy clothing/10

>> No.14593499
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14593499

>>14593475
Reminder that ANYONE could Alp at ANYTIME.

>> No.14593506

>>14593449
I bet she has a dick too.

>> No.14593531

>>14593499
You won't alp if it's just a prank.

>> No.14593538

>>14593499
Nah, don't listen to this guy, always let your bro suck your dick. He isn't an Alp, it's safe.

>> No.14593547
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14593547

Ook-ook!

>> No.14593549

>>14591036
>Posting an image means I want something

>> No.14593551

>>14593547
>Monkey Girl in a china dress left on your hotel bed, gagged with a peeled banana betwixt her breasts.

Boy, the Mist Continent has some weird traditions.

>> No.14593558

>>14593531
>>14593538
I'm gonna have a blast on the day /fit/ and the likes find out the hard way that saying 'no homo' doesn't save you from alping

>> No.14593559

>>14593551
You won't turn her away, will you? It's rude to reject a gift.

>> No.14593564

>>14593551
It's all part of celebrating the Year of the Monkey anon!

>> No.14593567

>>14593558
It'll certainly be interesting finding out just how many of them secretly wanted to be a girl.

>> No.14593568

>>14593559
Well I'm assuming she's complimentary, so I will at least cuddle her.

Then pound her fat monkey butt all night.

>> No.14593573

>>14593551
Just you wait until they have a Ren Xiongmao come into the room, bend the monkey over and hand you the bamboo cane.

>> No.14593575

>>14593441
My wurm waifu may not be capable but she sure will try.

Also anyone got the greentext?

>> No.14593576

>>14593559
If I turned her away I wouldn't get a banana.

>> No.14593580

>>14593559
I would at least ungag her, first.
Then the tender loving would begin.

>> No.14593585

>>14593580
You better be careful anon, the reason she's gagged is she got into a 5 hour long screaming match with the howlers across the street.
It was awful.

>> No.14593602

>>14591036
To be at least not hated

>> No.14593605

>>14593585
She wouldn't have a reason to scream at me, hopefully.
I just want to be able to kiss her while tenderly loving her.

>> No.14593607
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14593607

I want to fuck a macaque with macock.

>> No.14593613

>>14593605
She'd scream from pain and pleasure as your huge human cock tore through her tight monkey pussy. Have you even seen a primate cock? They're tiny.

>> No.14593619

>>14593613
Alright, earplugs it is, then.
Because I am not waiting until the lovemaking is over to kiss her.

>> No.14593625

>>14593613
The poor things, getting much more than they bargained for.

>> No.14593639

>>14593625

Werecats too.

-Human dick is proportionately larger than cat dick
-Not barbed (the barbs aren't pleasurable iirc, they're there to scrape up semen from other males)
-Their pussies aren't very deep

Imagine how much fun it'd be to see their faces as you plow into them.

>> No.14593648

>>14593419
>3DPD Fatty Cheshire
What a horrifying though.

>> No.14593658

>>14593419
To be fair, this is leagues better than MGU's letter to KC.

>> No.14593661
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14593661

>>14593639
>Big strong 7ft tall Jinko who wasn't expecting a dick to feel so good or reach so far in
It'd only catch her off guard at first though, they have enough energy and sex drive to turn a guy into an incubus in a single night after all.

>> No.14593670

>>14593419
>Remember that retard that got BTFO'd from the wiki and by KC?

No.
Who dat?

>> No.14593671

>>14591922
>>14593169
I'm a slut for thick Monster Girls, I want to viciously cuddle, hug, and rub cheeks with these girls.

>> No.14593672

>Sitting on some money and nothing to do with it
>Want to commission a thing or two
>Start making a list of ideas
>It only makes deciding harder
I don't know how the guys here that regularly commission stuff decide on what they want done first. Maybe I'm just indecisive.

>> No.14593678

>>14593672
Somehow I get drawn to one particular thing on my big list at any given time.

>> No.14593680

>>14593670
The guy who made this.
http://libermgespeech.wikia.com/wiki/LiberMGESpeech_Wikia
Because the main wiki told him to stop being such an edgelord. The hilarious part is how they shove the whole free speech thing in your face like it's what the wiki is about but they got BTFO by wikia admins stopping their ERP.

>> No.14593706
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14593706

When will this violence end?

>> No.14593711

>>14593706
"Nice horns, loser."

>> No.14593713

>>14593706
Paladins are the problem. It's good that the government is taking actions against them.

>> No.14593718

>>14593706
>Paladins are the niggers of KCland
I like it

>> No.14593719

>>14593661
Big, stronk dogs and cats being girly is my fetish, so I can never get tired of these kind of greens.

>> No.14593727

>>14593718
they're still more precise than street niggas though
>they don't use guns
>just spears
>they always hit their mark too

>> No.14593728

>>14593661
>Massive girl feeling it like all hell
>Tiny girl bored out of her wits while you ream her
Pick your poison.

>> No.14593735

>>14593672
This is from a drawfag's perspective, but after making a list of ideas you might find it helpful to let it sit for a day or more. Letting some time pass will let you see your ideas with a little more objectivity, and then you can filter out the ones that sound kind of dumb and the ones that you'd really like to see get drawn.

Good luck anon!

>> No.14593745

>>14593735
Hey drawfag, are you one who takes commissions? I've always wondered, do you hate the people who commission you? This thread a while back was talking about it a while back and now I'm paranoid about it.

>> No.14593752

>>14593661
>Take a big, muscular Cougar Girl back home with you.
>You turn out to be too big and you won't fit.
>Just spend the night fingering her while she purrs.

>> No.14593756

>>14593419
What a moron.

>> No.14593763

>>14593678
Yeah, now I've expanded the list a little more there's a few particular ones jumping out at me.
>>14593735
That's actually some good advice, thanks drawfag. They're all dumb to some degree but that's half the fun.

>> No.14593768

>>14593763
drawfag since you're here can I ask you what your favorite request was?

>> No.14593781

>>14593768
I was leaning towards a Jinko sized Cheshire for the first one. All the talk of big cat girls pushed me towards it, I'm easily influenced.

>> No.14593782

I have nothing to write

>> No.14593786

>>14593782
Write a tour guide for Monster Girl City.

>> No.14593794

>>14593782
Write ryu smut involving that reverse scale of hers

>> No.14593802

>>14593782
A haughty vampire that lost a bet and now has to be a maid to her butler/boyfriend/food source!

>> No.14593809
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14593809

>>14593794
After the 'reverse scale incident' people have been afraid to visit her shrine.

>> No.14593811

>>14593794
don't we already have a paste about that?

>> No.14593817

>>14593782
Anon walking into the wrong neighborhood of monstergirl city and getting every inch of his body gang-paizuried by Holstaurs.

>> No.14593819

>>14593809
That boy knew what was going to happen.

>> No.14593827

>>14593728
>Goblin imouto
>Fucking her on the couch like your life depends on it
>She's texting her Baphomet friend the entire time with a bored expression on her face
>"Onii-chan I want some ice cream, go get some after you're done"
>You let out a sigh, you love your sister for letting you be with her like this but you wish she'd show you some kind of reaction
>You cum inside her and head out to get ice cream
>When you come home she's in her room
>You notice she left her phone on the couch, curiosity gets the better of you and you take a look at her messages
>What you see brings the dumbest smile to your face and warms your heart
>It turns out that while she was acting bored she was really talking to her Baphomet friend about how great it felt and how she's too embarrassed to admit it
Would you keep it your little secret or tease her about it?

>> No.14593829

>>14593819
He was only 9!

>> No.14593835

>>14593829
And now he's a man.

>> No.14593838

>>14593827
>keep it your little secret and go upstairs for round two

>> No.14593839

>>14593829
He knew.

>> No.14593842

>>14593835
>>14593839
He was told he'd get a cool action figure by the Onee-sabbath if he touched her there!

>> No.14593846

>>14593745
Aye, I do take commissions although I've only done a handful so far. I feel weird advertising on the boards, but I'm having a sale until mid february if any anons are interested. I'm this fag btw >>14591922


And personally I've yet to speak with a bad client. They've all been really cool people. I have had bad interactions with a requester being almost obnoxiously persistent, trying to guilt trip a full comic out of me for "exposure" but hey, it happens.

>>14593763
np senpai

>>14593781
>Jinko sized Cheshire
Great taste detected.

>> No.14593855

Teaching Feeling awakened something in me. Do we have any good healing stories?

>> No.14593900

>>14593842
I only have what question. Did he get that action figure?

>> No.14593913

>>14593900
No, he only got raped.

>> No.14593922

>>14593782
The Contact Wars.

>> No.14593929

>>14593922
The fuck is the contact wars.

>> No.14593936

>>14593900
Well, he certainly got some action, I would figure.

>> No.14593938

>>14593913
well that's why she's alone, she rapes little boys and then doesn't give them a toy, she's not a shrine priestess, she's a bully

>> No.14593950

>>14593938
But it was the Onee-Sabbath that promised him the toy. Clearly the Onee-Sabbath is full of liars and we should all go to the Sabbath to pick up a few imoutos to spoil with love and dickings.

>> No.14593956

>>14593950
Man, the Sabbath shills sure are opportunistic.
Cults are overrated, anyways.

>> No.14593958

>>14593781

Kindly draw this lovely idea!

>> No.14593960

>>14593929
The contact wars. Duh.

>> No.14593969

>>14593956
This, the Onee-sabbath got him a nice cool CC Ryu for an older sister and wife. That was nice of them.

>> No.14593976

>>14593706
BAN STEEL

>> No.14593992

>>14593976
BAN ASSAULT HALBERDS

>> No.14593997

>>14593992
But if we ban halberds, how will I defend my house against wyvverns?!

>> No.14594004

>>14593997
AA guns.
Come on, man. Don't tell me you don't have a bofors laying around.

>> No.14594006

>>14593997
The wyvverns will just steal your halberds and hurt other people with them! Black markets don't exist!

>> No.14594008

>>14593960
>Writing about a war
>When Spider and the Fly exists

>> No.14594015

>>14594008
It was never finished. It's still the best war story we have.

>> No.14594021
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>>14593997
If a Wyvern ever attempts to assault you, instead of using a barberic Halberd, use instead one of these options that might prevent rape.

>> No.14594025

>>14594015
Which is why it's hard to think of a reason to do a war story. Especially if we're talking about in-depth military bullshit.

>> No.14594027
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>>14593782
Master, you should write about Kikimora triplets who live in a big mansion together and solve various mysteries while searching for a good Master to serve!
I'm sure it would be fun for people to read!

>> No.14594032

>>14594027
>do they have a Kobold friend who helps them too?

>> No.14594033

>>14594027
Who owns the mansion?

>> No.14594043

>>14594025
It depends on how in depth you want to go. You could do a story in the early days of monstergirls and humans meeting as they try to barter peace.

>> No.14594052

>>14594027
>>14594033
How about, they're young, like 8 or so, and the mystery they try to solve is one they call "The mystery of the screaming ghost" because they hear moaning and screaming coming from somewhere in the house every night.

>> No.14594053

>>14594033
That's the mystery.

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>>14594032
No Master, but they have a lucky young Wurm as friend who keeps bumping into clues by accident!

>>14594033
They do! It was passed on to them with the request to live in it together with a suitable Master for them!

>> No.14594060

>>14594055
oh so it's jaber jaw then...
fuck it I'm in

>> No.14594062

>>14594055
Who passed it down to them?

>> No.14594070

Giant Newfoundland Kobold with smaller breeds skittering around for protection.

>> No.14594075

>>14594070
Good god, the fluffiness would be irresistible.

>> No.14594085

>>14594070
>Drunk Christmas cake St. Bernard

>> No.14594089

>>14594070
She gon git [dpoiler]hugged

>> No.14594092

>>14594070
>Newfie Yeti who works at Timmy's
>Cashier with giant button register

>> No.14594111

>>14594070
Poodle Kobold who isn't actually that bad a person/monster
until you get to bed and she complains non stop about how you're not fucking her the proper refined kobold way.

>> No.14594118

>>14594111
Does she have a French accent?

>> No.14594131

>>14594118
Thicker than a baguette.
She's also slightly racist against French Canadian poodles.

>> No.14594134

>>14594118
>Zis is, 'ow you say, deplorable.
>Uze your heeps, boy. Mine grandfazer is more vigorous

>> No.14594153

>>14594131
>>14594134
I like this.

>> No.14594168

>>14594153
You like screwing a pooch that bedded with her grandpappy?

>> No.14594177

>>14594168
I like the accent.

I want more MGs with accents.

>> No.14594187

>>14594168
I would really like to think that it's either a figure of speech, or that she walked in on her grandparents once.

>> No.14594193

>>14594055
They need to resolve the case of the missing cookies, Kiki holmes and her Wurm assistant will be on the case and they will investigate the whole mansion in search for the culprit.

The plot will thicken when they realize the cookies were not made with chocolate chips, after escaping from the evil Wight,Kiki holmes will have to engage in a wits battle against the mastermind Holst with too much time on her side and a voracious appetite for pastries.

>> No.14594194
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14594194

Pomeranian Kobold that yaps constantly around a Cheshire cat reminding her of her past sins of meme posting.

>>14594177
I want more french accented poodle kobold.

>> No.14594245

>>14594177
Nah, because French Wight is shit. Always will be.

>> No.14594251

>>14593752
I see that someone else visits /an/ also.

>> No.14594267

>>14594245
French Wight is shit because she's a whore and a harlot, french poodle kobold is pure, snooty but pure and loving deep down.

>> No.14594268

>>14594245
Well what kind of Wight you want?

>> No.14594274

>>14594268
>German
>and wearing a revealing Oktoberfest outfit

>> No.14594277

>>14594268
Not him but German or British should be the default for Wights.

>> No.14594278

>>14594267
>snooty
I don't know about that, they are hunting dogs that were bred to go through mud and water to get at their prey.

>> No.14594286

>>14590746
yes massa i be a gud nigga
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=50142789

>> No.14594291

>>14594268
Southern Belle that's racist towards other monstergirls.

>> No.14594294

>>14594267
a Basic Poodle is a huge fucking dog, anon. A hunting dog that swims. So unless this is a bullshit toy poodle, I say we make Poodle Kobold a brick shithouse with a cute french accent. Give her muscles, make her big, and give her a one piece swimsuit, because she loves to swim.

>> No.14594295

>>14594278
Well she'd probably still be showing off her pedigree and lineage at every chance she got and how she can totally just chase you down no matter how much you try to get away from her love.

>> No.14594298

>>14594291
We need more Southern Belle Monster Girls

>> No.14594300

>>14594291
that's a minotaur though
>you will never be tracked down by a US Marshall Minotaur for your crimes against decency
>you held hands with her and never took responsibility

>> No.14594301

>>14594291
But at least she considers even the lowest mouse or slime above human girls.

>> No.14594302

>>14594268
Spanish, that would be an undead I can get behind/in

>> No.14594303

>>14594298
>Holst Southern Belle

>> No.14594306

>>14594294
>I say we make Poodle Kobold a brick shithouse with a cute french accent. Give her muscles, make her big, and give her a one piece swimsuit, because she loves to swim.
I second this this notion.

>> No.14594309

>>14594294
Would that make her some kind of combination oujou-sama and tomboy?

>> No.14594311

>>14594194
I have never before felt this feeling of wanting to gag a bitch and fuck them and then just leave. As it turns out shit taste activates my haterection.

>> No.14594314

>>14594309
I can see that working

>> No.14594317
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14594317

>"Hey guys what's going on?"
>"Have you met any cute human girls yet?"
>"You should go to church and meet a nice human girl to help you create more sons for the church to send on the next crusade!"

>> No.14594319

>>14594268
Anything that doesn't remind me of a faggot.

>> No.14594329

>>14594309
>oujou-sama in the streets
>tomboy at home in her fucking chateau near the French Alps
>away from all those dirty refugees

>> No.14594333

>>14594317
I want to go to church with my Dragon waifu

>> No.14594334

>>14594329
>French Alps
Not sure what i imagined there.

>> No.14594336

>>14594317
Actually, I was going to met some monstergirls to film Poor Little Human Boy. I can send you a copy if you want.

>> No.14594341

>>14594317
I want to conquer in the name of god!

>> No.14594345

>>14594317
Deus vult

>> No.14594349

>>14594334
You imagined an alp trying to say daddy-o with three baugettes in its mouth

>> No.14594350

>>14594334
French Alps are nice, I've been there

Oh. I see where the confusion is coming from.

>> No.14594353

>>14594334
>>14594349
I want a french alp! I want to cuddle and eat her out!

>> No.14594356

>>14594317
Turns out that cute human girls are hard to come by in engineering. Sorry about that.

>> No.14594359

>>14594329
>Tomboy at home in a chateau near the French Alps
That sounds cozy as FUCK.

>> No.14594367

>>14594317
If i become a veteran warrior of multiple crusades, do i get to have a human girl harem?

Would the church drown their best warriors in human pussy so that they can have strong future crusaders?

>> No.14594369

>>14594317
>Pushing human pairing just to send their children of to die in pointless wars
And this is why the Order is shit.

>> No.14594371

>>14594359
I second that.
That's a kobold I can cuddle

>> No.14594383

>no slightly yandere chubby lich onee-san

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>>14594333
but anon, going to church on the arms of a monster is highly frowned upon!


>>14594356
Then just go to church! there are many cute human girls there! And so many churches!
>just stop thinking dirty thoughts about your Anubis boss first

>>14594341
>>14594345
good boys, I'll see you two on sunday!

>>14594336
TRAITOR!

>> No.14594392

>>14594383
Chubby onee-sans are gifts from heaven. I want to ask the Onee-sabbath for one!

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>>14594367
OF COURSE!!!

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>>14594369

>> No.14594404

>>14594387
>but anon, going to church on the arms of a monster is highly frowned upon!
But what if I want to convert my Dragon waifu to Christianity? I want her to be saved too!

>> No.14594406

>>14594387
>>14594317
cute girls from the lord DON'T FUCKING EXIST

>> No.14594407

>>14594317
I'm going to cumflate a paladin!
In the missionary position

>> No.14594411

>>14594317
I can't even remember the last time I went to church

>> No.14594415

>>14594397
I am okay with this deal.

Just draw a nice design on my shield and i will go deus vult for you.

>> No.14594425

>>14594371
Not even a kobold; but pretty much any MG.

Just the concept of lounging around a toasty mountain lodge with a cute tomboy just seems fantastic.

>> No.14594432

>>14593781
3 hours late, but I also like the idea.

>> No.14594433

>>14594387
>Implying the Anubis isn't already married
>Implying I have enough free time to go to Church
My weekends are spent making up lost time from her fucking sessions.
Proper sleep isn't a thing for me anymore, to the point where weresheep seem to more easily notice me.

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Oh dear, the Holst is getting beer all over the couch again! Whatever will we do?

>> No.14594438
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>>14594407

>> No.14594439

>>14594435
Make her do a bit of exercise, she needs it.

>> No.14594440

>>14593846
Draw more muscles.

Draw a monstergirl Huge Quest.

>> No.14594443

>>14594435
Lick it off of her
Then leave her hanging when she gets into it and berate her for getting stuff all over the couch

>> No.14594446

>>14594401
Fuck you. I'm not having a kid just so he can be brainwashed into being Body#347164 on the pyre for your stupid holy war. War for religious reasons is bullshit.

>> No.14594454

>>14594435
Turn her into a burger.

By which I mean sandwich her between myself and the bed, turn up the heat with sex, and cover her with my sauce.

>> No.14594457

>>14594446
>Not wanting your kids to seek their own glory
It at least stop them from going neet or doing drugs.

>> No.14594458

>>14594435
Make her clean that shit up. Next time no more beer privileges and depending on how hard she complains, no more indoor privileges either.

>> No.14594465

>>14594425
True.
A mix of himedere and tomboy would be interesting though.
How would it work?
Does she use himedere at first and slip into tomboy when in private/surprised

>Rich poodle kobold gets tickets to the Rape Ball championship match and brings you along as a treat.
>"You really should enjoy ze match my dear Anon, it is quite rare for someone of your social status to see such an elegant -"
>Pakistani Harpy drops the boy she was carrying off only for a Finnish elf to grab him and rip off his trousers
>"Ze hell are you doing Myra!" The kobold snaps elegance dropping away for a second "'e was in your claws! Are you drunk again!"
>There's an awkward pause as the kobold realizes what she just did, a blush painting her cheeks before she sits down with an awkward cough.
>"Anyway, as I was saying, you really should count you blessings my dear Anon."

>> No.14594468

So I commissioned 3 new sketches. That's all they're going to be, though. Sketches.

Shall I post them?

>> No.14594471

>>14594468
go for it mang

>> No.14594472

>>14594468
Yes.

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>>14594468
Do it.

>> No.14594477

>>14594465
I like it. Do more please.

>> No.14594480

>>14594457
>Seek their own glory

I could quote some MGS4 shit about proxy wars so hard at you right about now.

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>>14594468
First.
Assassin Apophis with claw gauntlets.

>> No.14594482 [SPOILER] 
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>>14594476
>not posting best Emperor
it's okay I'm used to doing everything around here

>> No.14594487
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>>14594481
Second.
Tonfa Monkey slapping ass.

>> No.14594488

>>14594481
Her face reminds me of Ryan Reynolds.

>> No.14594494

>>14594457
If they choose to become a soldier or hero on their own, I won't stop them. If they choose to become just another body in the Order's meat grinder, I'm going to have some objections. But yes, at the very least my kid's going to learn a trade. Maybe I'll convice that Cyclops down the way to take him on as an apprentice at her fabrication shop.

>> No.14594496

>>14594481
Lookin' smug.
>>14594487
Nice butt.

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>>14594487
Third.
Pharaoh immediately waking up from her thousand years of sexless sleep.

Now, someone else could possibly commission full color of these, but I have no money at the moment.
Bachelor on a budget, etc.

>> No.14594504

>>14594498
>Those thighs
Damn son, Abigail better watch out

>> No.14594507

>>14594498
She's scary. I want the big, strong cuddly jackal girl I found inside the ruins to protect me from her.

>> No.14594510

>>14594481
>>14594487
>>14594498
These are all really nice. Great taste.

>> No.14594515

>>14594498
I like seeing monstergirls actually act assertive.

>> No.14594519

>>14594494
Just let the damn kid kill heretics already.

>> No.14594543

I once had a dream where I was being molest by a dragon girl. Unfortunately I remember not being able to turn around to see whihc dragon girl it was, all I knew is that she was a dragon of some kind, and her claws her stroking my penis.

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>>14594317
>Ooga booga where the human boys at?

>> No.14594554

>>14594546
Oh my.

>> No.14594564

>>14594477
>Go with poodle kobold to the gym one day for some lifting.
>"As z'ey say, a healthy mind should 'ave a healthy body." She told you, a smile on her face as she threw on some workout clothes that hug her tight derrière and sizable chest, the latter of which was lifting her shirt's hem just enough for you to see a part of her abs.
>"Oh dear, I guess I'm still a 'growing girl' as you say."
>You would have to call BS on that one as she's twenty three.
>Regardless, the workout is going well with her pushing you to the limit all the while.
>"Come on Anon!" She'd say as you struggled to bench press 150% your body weight "King 'arry could lift much more zen zis! You don't want to be out done by a man who once lost a duel with a cripple do you?"
>You don't know who either of those people are!
>You manage a solid set of five before racking the weights, the kobold helping you on the last one.
>"I would expect nothing less zen zat my dear Anon!" She says with a smile "Now for cardio, 'ow about we 'ead 'ome and do laps in ze po-"
>An ogre made the poor decision to slap your ass at that point, the kobold's expression turning stoney as the green woman walked away.
>"Anon, please wait for me in ze car," she tells you as her green eyes track the other woman "It zeems I must go and 'ave a discussion with our friend over zere."
>You nodded and left, knowing full well what was coming.
>Before you left for the car and spoke with the driver, a bored looking goblin, you managed to overhear the first part of the discussion
>It started with a "Slap Zis you green bitch!" and then devolved into a bunch of crashing.
>Needless to say, the swimsuit showed off a few more bruises that day when you two were swimming

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>>14594465
>>14594564
Cute!

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>>14594546

>> No.14594642

>>14594564
>no busty muscular poodle Kobold to beat up your suitors

>> No.14594660

>>14594564
>>14594465
>I want a haughty french poodle kobold to bark at the mailman and then get flustered after she realized what she did

>> No.14594664

>>14594546
I want to purge miss Christubus!

>> No.14594665

>>14594642
>Settling for a Poodle Kobold
>When you can experience a Saint Bernard and Yeti sandwich

>> No.14594677

Anyone have the list of artists and their commission info? It was a google doc I saw floating around here awhile ago.

>> No.14594681

>>14594664
YOU HAVE MY CHAINSAW

On that note I'd kill for a story of Cyberdemon being turned into an Ara Ara Magitek enchanced beaut.

>> No.14594687

>>14594660
>Zat's right! Run away you hussy! You know what yo- Oh! Hello Anon.
>W-What was I doing? Nothing of course, now stop worrying your silly little 'ead and follow me.

>> No.14594689

>>14594687
Where are we going?

>> No.14594694

>>14594689
To the LOVENASIUM

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>>14593706
Muffled Rap Music In The Distance

>> No.14594699

>>14594689
>Ze Boudoir of course! I 'ave such a wide variety of movies we can watch today.
>You like zis 'Mad Max' fellow do you not? Otherwise I 'ave zese Godzilla films from my youth.
>And not zat 'Zilla' remake crap with ze horrible effects and eggs an- oh! So sorry, I just get so fired up at zat movie

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>>14594699
>Big buff Kobold puff
>Into Mad Max

>> No.14594704

>>14594696
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLj1fHfWjUc

>> No.14594719

>>14594687
Anon this is the second request you've made a greentext out of. Thanks broseph.
>can I get one more of her meeting her even more haughty onee-san and her trying to hide the fact she's still a tomboy?

>> No.14594724

Guys I'm afraid of the DOOM zone taking me. I don't want to fantasize about H-Doom level demon girls going "KYAA~" to the BFC

>> No.14594725
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14594725

What is your preferred age gap (or lack thereof) in a human dude/monstergirl relationship?
The youngest I ever go is puberty/adult male x teenage/adult woman.

>> No.14594729

>>14594724
Don't be disgusted anon, embrace it. Only through dickings can the denizens of hell ever be satisfied.

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>>14594725
I like the guy being younger than the monstergirl, doesn't matter if he's a shota, a teenager or a young adult as long as she's older.

>> No.14594732

>>14594719
I'll try it when I get home I an hour and a half.

I'm on my phone and waiting for a vendor to call in so I can reboot our phone system

>> No.14594733

>>14594725
doesn't really matter to me as long as the story is good and comfy
but I do love me some tender, slightly yan /ss/

>> No.14594735

>>14594732
you are too good for this imageboard anon

>> No.14594737

>>14594730
Is that image related to an hmanga or game or something? Because I could only ever find 2 pictures of that Scylla.

>> No.14594743

>>14594737
scyllas are too good for this world

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>>14594725
Well, much of what I like about monstergirls is that they throw all the normal relationship expectations out of the window. You're in a really, REALLY weird relationship with something that is essentially an alien, so the "strangeness" is part of the draw for me and I like to ramp it up to 11.

So either:

She's tens of thousands of years old, wise and cunning as you would expect someone with a hundred lifetime's of experience to be, but at the same time feeling off-guard and vulnerable for the first time in a millennium, because she's never had feelings like this before

Or, the other extreme: she has the body of a blossoming teenager but is actually like 4 months old - because monstergirls grow and reach maturity faster than humans

I basically like everything EXCEPT equality here

>> No.14594752

>>14594725
No real age gap, though I feel uncomfortable with some of the more prepubescent looking ones like baphomet or familiars. An introverted punk like me with a face like a thug already gets enough unwanted attention as it is.

>> No.14594757

>>14594733
>but I do love me some tender, slightly yan /ss/
Agreed.

>> No.14594758

>>14594752
>that spoiler
>you will never meet a burnt out CC Minotaur at a Lagwagon show and hit it off over drinks at the bar

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>>14594725
Ideal male age: Early to mid 20s, willing to go as low as 15 for young boys
Female age: Same as men, early to mid 20s, but nothing under 18 (Yeah, I know, I'm a prude). Upper age has no limit assuming that she looks good or there is magic at play to compensate for it.
Age gap: Usually I prefer them to be the same age or the girl slightly older (maybe 1-2 years). CC, mature, and magic age range is acceptable for anything that isn't an underage boy (again yeah, I'm a prude like that).

>> No.14594780

>>14594317
>birthing children just to make them soldiers in a war
Nah fuck you cunt. If my kid wants to fight he'll do it entirely of his own damn will.

Speaking of religion, I wonder how MGs would react to our world and our lack of faith? We've done things that people would literally pray for, all by our own hands.

>> No.14594781

>>14594021
>Wyvern assaults you
>Ask to go to the bathroom so you can put on a condom
That's... that might actually work.

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>>14594780

>> No.14594793

>>14594785
the people laughing in the background make that pic for me
>that one girl all the way in the back who's just like "fuck all of this, I just want my credit hours"

>> No.14594794

>>14594785
You're not clever.

>> No.14594796

>>14594780
Save your breath, anon. I tried to argue that Order is shit for that before. There's no arguing with these religious types.

I guess you have to look at it as two seperate 'gods'. Their gods are provable physical beings with tangible, reality warping power, so technology wouldn't advance beyond filling what's too mundane for magic. Science can put people on the moon, allow instantaneous long-range communication, and give a single man enough power to level a city block.

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>>14594785
Two can play at this game!

>> No.14594807

>>14594781
Would she cry if you didn't come back?

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>>14594780
>>14594796
>not letting your children go to war so that not only he will get into heaven but his entire family
it's like you don't want to be good boys
pic related is what happens to people we deem as 'bad'

>> No.14594812

>>14594807
Why wouldn't you come back with a team of rough men with nets and polearms in front of you?

I'm also now imagining a wyvern on the stump crying instead of a wendingo.

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>>14594796
>I tried to argue that Order is shit for that before. There's no arguing with these religious types.
Say that to my face nigger not online see what happens

>> No.14594824

>>14594812
It was a Jubjub.
and she never left the stump

>> No.14594830

>>14594810
Bitch I'm Roman Catholic, my ancestors already did that shit and gave my family free tickets up there. The hell are your tickets?

>> No.14594835

>>14594814
>You disagree with my viewpoints and practices?
>At best I'll pray for your soul as I mentally condemn you to Hell, even though my faith says that Hell is a one-way trip and no amount of prayer will help you there.
>At worst, I'll kill you simply because you think differently from me, but it's okay because God willed me to kill you in cold blood.
I'm a religious person and even I think that you Order crusaders are fucked up in the head.

>> No.14594851

>>14594835
No u

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>>14594835
Hey, if you think you're smarter than God, so when she tells you "You should smite those monsters" you disobey, then you got a serious case of hubris, mortal.

>> No.14594856

>>14594835
To be fair, that kinda is the mentality a lotta religious people had for the longest time. Hell, it wasn't until the last few decades that people seriously began changing that viewpoint (at least among christians). Hell, look at the clusterfuck in the middle east.

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>>14594830
Anon those tickets ran out in 1750, you have to fight again for your family after that!

>> No.14594861

>>14594729
Yeah but it makes me feel worse than AlpAnon.

>> No.14594863

>>14594857
Crusades were over by then moron. Get with the times. Hell, I'm reasonably certain the modern-day church would be accepting of most monstergirls so long as they abstain from premarital sex.

>> No.14594865

>>14594768
>Yeah, I know, I'm a prude
Atleast you recognize the fact you are a dirty casual.

>> No.14594867

>>14594861
As long as it doesn't make you feel like Bob, then you're good.

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>>14594863
That's why we need to start another! We can unite the world against the heretics! And after we can tell stories of brave (HUMAN) men and women fighting for our holy lands!

>> No.14594879

>>14594872
You're a baptist, aren't you?

>> No.14594880

>>14594865
Call me old-fashioned. I just come from that time when freshmen having sex & at least one girl in your year getting pregnant was the exception rather than the norm.

>> No.14594890

>>14594872
I'm going traitor and there's nothing you can do about it!

>> No.14594891

>>14594879
Actually I align more with the Jewish belief system, but in all reality I'm not that religious.Was raised Methodist, then went non-denominational, now here I am floating about, working 50 hours a week, trying to do the right thing for myself.

I just like messing with people that don't like the (first) order.

>> No.14594894

>>14594880
Teen pregnancy rates have been steadily dropping since the 1950s, grampa.

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>>14594890
>"But Anon, you were already a traitor the day you said you'd take responsibility!"

>> No.14594901

>>14594891
Man, haven't heard those terms get tossed around in years. Feels weird hearing them again.

>> No.14594903

>>14594898
The only person I'll take responsibly for is my monster wife.

>> No.14594910

>>14594898
remind me, who the fuck is this character?

>> No.14594912

>>14594901
Same here with me, I went to a 'private' Christian high school. I haven't had an actual discussion about religion in five years. And it feels fucking great.

>> No.14594919

>>14594910
>http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/christ-chan

>> No.14594920

>>14594835
>At best I'll pray for your soul as I mentally condemn you to Hell, even though my faith says that Hell is a one-way trip and no amount of prayer will help you there.
You pray for them to one day be converted before it's too late, not pray for God to make an exception for "my one jew friend" I mean really.

I'm starting to think this thread has a poor concept on theology

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>>14594903
>monsterwife.

>> No.14594928

>>14594912
High School's only 4 years. Try Kindergarten to 8th grade. 9 years of it with a bible thumping dad (who thinks that because he goes to church he's exempt of the shit he does) making me go to church against my will until I'm out of high school. Also I get the unique point of view of being an altar boy for many of those years.

>> No.14594930

>>14594922
You heard me. A lovely monster wife, with monster children. No human girls allowed.

>> No.14594931
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It's been a long time since I've been here, I'm that fag who wrote about the Private Eye in MGC, is anyone still interested in an update, because I was going to polish it off tonight. Have mothgirl for your troubles.

>> No.14594932
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Too much religion.
Post cute sneks

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>> No.14594935

>>14594930
But anon, what if you come across a little human child who's been orphaned? There's no orphanage for miles, will you really let that poor thing starve to death, all bitter and lonely?

>> No.14594938

>>14594931
>Mothgirl
That's a Bee

>> No.14594939
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>>14594932
cute sneks

>> No.14594940

>>14594935
I'll drive her to town so the police can handle her.

>> No.14594945

>>14594938
Shit! I posted the wrong image!

>> No.14594946

>>14594939
This becomes all the more exciting when you realize he's got a snake tongue flicking his ear about now.

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>>14594934

>> No.14594954

>>14594940
But anon, It's a boy.
Also, one of your daughters has taken a shine to him.

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>>14594932

>> No.14594956

>>14594945
And it's too late now to go back. Your titanic blunder is now displayed on a grand scale for all the Monstergirls to laugh at!

>> No.14594958

>>14594931
Oh yeah, I remember that. Good to see you back.

>> No.14594963

>>14594928
I was in that school from second grade until I graduated. I was also close to attending a Christian University (lost my football scholarship due to breaking my ankle playing baseball). I was also on a few 'christian teen' podcasts as well. Until the preacher I had come to know and love just got up one day and eloped with his ex from high school. Leaving his wife and six children to fend for themselves.

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>>14594953

>> No.14594968

>>14594954
What if he was abandoned for a reason?

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>>14594932
>you will never catch the attention of the lamia girl next door
>her mother won't break into your house one night and tie you up so that you can be her daughters first

>> No.14594972

>>14594725
Ideal male age: Mid twenties to pubescence (14 - 15)
Female age: Sexual maturity to Eternal
Age gap: Preferably old enough to be his older sister (~5 years at the most); Willing to go for near-deity lifespans.

I prefer adoptive MG mom-dom, though, so what do I know.

>>14594867
I don't hate Bob (anymore), so that's kind of lost on me. Alp's dialogue and story direction is where that shit would go as much as I like flashlight vaginas.

>> No.14594974

>>14594956
I want a zombie girl to laugh at my massive blunder!
I want her to find it so funny that she's brought back to life!

>> No.14594976

>>14594968
He wasn't abandoned I'm afraid. That child's been scarred, and he needs all the help he can get to experience happiness again.

>>14594963
Ouch. The closest I got was a morning prayer/school times kinda thing that was broadcast to all the school's TVs. Also man, that preacher's kind of an ass.

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>>14594972
>I prefer adoptive MG mom-dom
My brother

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>>14594955
>You will never get a full-body coiled nuru massage from a lamia
I don't even normally go for lamiae and this hurts.

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>No Paladin girl to train with
I just want to drive the saracens from the Holy Land

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>>14594953

>> No.14594982
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>>14594965

>> No.14594983

>>14594956
Oh god, just like how they laugh at me when I try to say Hi. It's all coming full circle.>>14594958
Would you be interested in reading the update?

>> No.14594984

>>14594971
>her mother won't break into your house one night and tie you up so that you can be her daughters first
What is it with these things and not just asking? Me! Slut! Snake cuddles! Put forth the proposition and I'll probably take it, dammit!

And stop breaking into my fucking house!

>> No.14594990

>>14594980
11/10 would purge Jerusalem with

>> No.14594991

>>14594972
>Sexual maturity
Now do you mean normal human sexual maturity of 16-18-ish, or MGE lolicon-pleasing 8-10-ish?

>> No.14594994

>>14594976
Then somebody who knows what they're doing can help him.

>> No.14594995

>>14594991
Physical maturity. So 16 - 18. Don't have the same preferences as Quicksilver even though he's turbo lewd.

>> No.14594996

>tfw no Jubjub to casually pull into your lap and grope
Sad day.
4k words though.

>> No.14594999

>>14594994
I'm sorry, but your wife has taken a shine to him now as well after finding out what happened. Grats, you got an adopted son.

>> No.14595000

>>14594983
Yeah.

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>>14594972
>>14594978
>I prefer adoptive MG mom-dom, though, so what do I know.
Kindred spirits, you and I.
>>14594996
>tfw no JubJub to milk like a Holstaur

>> No.14595003

Fuck, it's so goddamn cold, and my heating's broken. My computer is my only source of warmth until Monday.

I've never wished for a hellhound to fall into the arms of more than I am right now.

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>>14594976
Yeah after he left the church I was a part of everything just folded and I guess I became really jaded from the whole experience. Looking back on it he was a fucking pervert, always hitting on the girls in the youth group under the guise of 'oh I'm just giving them compliments.' Telling them "those jeans are not tight enough" isn't a fucking compliment.
Then my brother married this Jewish girl and through talking with her realized I lean more with the Jewish faith, than with Christianity.


SORRY FOR THE BLOG HAVE AN ONI

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>>14594932
I want to do sense deprivation play with a gorgon

>> No.14595011

>>14594999
Geez fine. As long as he behaves.

>> No.14595014
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Succubi are cute!

>> No.14595019

>>14595006
I saw blue and I was hoping for a succubutt but then I opened the image and was still not disappointed. Sweet mother of THIGHS, Batman!

>> No.14595024

>>14595014
>I want to make a haughty [insert MG here] fall in love with my simplistic American cuisine!

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>>14594879
>>14594891
>>14594901
>>14594912
>>14594928
>>14594963
>>14594976
>>14595006
Holy shit go on reddit if you want to blog circlejerk about "fucking mom n dad making me go to church" jesus

>> No.14595029

>>14595024
>American cuisine

>> No.14595032

>>14595026
Agreed

>> No.14595033

>>14595024
>cake
>belonging to anyone
That's like saying barbequed meat is someone's cuisine. It's always been there anon.

>> No.14595035

>>14595024
Just think, the MGE setting doesn't have burgers. Or pizza. Or BBQ sauce. Why, I guarantee if we were all to go there right now we could live comfortably for the rest of our lives if we start up a restaurant chain. Question is, what will we call it?

>>14595006
There's nothing wrong with blogging so long as it doesn't become a habit.

>> No.14595039

>>14595000
Wonderful, should be up this time tomorrow at the latest.

>> No.14595040

>>14595035
>Question is, what will we call it?
Anon's Juicy Meat Cafe

>> No.14595043

>>14595035
Doesn't matter what you call it, doesn't matter what you serve. Just staff it with a bunch of bishie boys & top everything with your 'secret sauce' and you'll make millions.

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>>14595026
No one forced me to go, I went to church willingly. I just got burned by someone who I thought cared about me. Besides I was done talking about it before you had to shit up the place.
have another Orc

>> No.14595054

>>14595040
Too obvious. We need a clever acronym and a gimmick. I mean, we could be DICK's, where everyone goes to be verbally abused by human boy waiters or something.

And yes, I know that's already a thing.

>> No.14595055

>>14595043
You mean butler cafes? But only losers go to them.

>> No.14595056

>>14595054
Anon's "Come Here And We'll Fuck The Ahegao Out Of You" Cafe

>> No.14595057
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>>14594932
We all know why you want snakes.

>> No.14595059

>>14595024
>No Jinko to feed Chicago deep dish to
>no uncharacteristic OISHIIIIIIII followed by a quick blush and regaining her composure

>> No.14595061

>>14595043
But boss, how will we make that much secret s--
>MAMONO MANA and potions
Never mind. Where do I sign up and just how slutty do I need to be?

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>>14595055
>Only losers go to them
>Imlpying that there aren't a ton og girls who only get contact with men by raping them
>Implying butler cafes wouldn't be flooded by demonic races who just want a cute boy to treat them nicely

>> No.14595068

>>14595055
I'd date one of the many loser neet monster girls at a butler cafe

Might even sit in their lap when I take their order

>> No.14595074

>>14595068
>Might even sit in their lap when I take their order
Someone wants a tip almost as badly as they want yours.

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>what did you say to make her go full on heart pupil on you?

>> No.14595076

>>14595063
But they're only being nice because they're getting paid.

>>14595068
But they've never even kissed a boy before!

>> No.14595077

>>14595056
Anon's CHAWFTAOOY Cafe?

>> No.14595080

>>14595055
>But only losers go to them.
Seriously? Because I can see big strong monstergirls like Onis and such going there because of things like this

>>14595068
>Might even sit in their lap when I take their order

I mean, they would love that.

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>>14595076
Just because you paid a hooker for sex doesn't mean you didn't have sex. I'm sure there's a depressed Ushi-Oni out there who'd be more than happy to get a break from the terrified pelvis breaking to just sit down and have a guy acting politely with her, even if she has to pay for it.

>> No.14595084

>>14595075
C-can I touch your tail?

>> No.14595085

>>14595074
Nonsense, I just love making a geeky monster girl's day

>>14595076
If they'd like, they're more than willing to practice on me

>>14595080
Nah, I bet they'd go to the Hooter's equivilant. Butler Cafes are for weird otaku monster girls that like seeing pretty boys in flashy suits, and maybe do poses and say catchphrases like in their magical boy comics

>> No.14595086

>>14595075
I told her there's not a single facet of her I don't love, from her toes to her horn tips, and that everything even down to the ways she snores or burps just makes me fall further in love with her.

>> No.14595088

>>14595063
>tfw you're so fucking boring even neet mgs wouldn't want anything to do with you.

>> No.14595089

>>14595046
>Gul'dan has fallen before my sword!

>> No.14595099

Wouldn't butler cafes be popular among rich monstergirls like wights and vampires?

>> No.14595102

>>14595068
>It's Thursday
>that means Vicktoriya is coming
>'Vicky' is a dire jinko from Russia
>and she's your best customer
>speak of the robot devil she's here
>you follow her as she sits down in her booth at the far west side of the building
>before you can hand her the menu she grabs you and pulls you in
>she says she has to leave for Russia soon
>and that she may not be back
>she's holding you trying not to cry
what do you do?

>> No.14595103

>>14595099
Why would they go to a cafe when they can afford the real thing?

>> No.14595105

>>14595099
Not really.

>> No.14595106

>>14595102
She does this every week, and every week I tell her if she wants a private session she has to pay just like everyone else.

>> No.14595110

>>14594980
With my luck, I'll end up with the paladin equivalent to Judge Death

>> No.14595112

>>14595102
I sing the G Reco ending song.

>> No.14595118

>>14595080
Why not just slut it p to the max?
>Taking orders from some big strong mg who is obviously embarrassed about being there
>When she's done her main course, you hop in her lap and gasp about how big and firm it is, asking if she works out
>As she mutters out a reply, you bounce in her lap as you show her the dessert menu, making sure to state how warm and gooey the marshmellow cakes are.

>>14595083
I'm sure they can find a nice boy on their own

>>14595085
That's just gross anon.

>>14595099
No, it's beneath them.

>> No.14595121

>>14595102
>pull her in close
>look her in the eye
>get really close to her ear
>whisper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=je9-3CjXWOI

>> No.14595127

>>14595102
Just recreate that scene with the old lady from the beginning of The Grand Budapest Hotel, with me taking on the role of M. Gustave.

>> No.14595130

>>14595118
>That's just gross anon.
But I love kissing neet monster girls! I love them awkwardly trying to be cool and hold me, and failing! I like them a lot!

>> No.14595135

>>14595118
>making sure to state how warm and gooey the marshmellow cakes are.
We've got a pro here! Can I call you senpai?

>> No.14595136

>>14595130
>!
Tiny penis man, is that you?

>> No.14595137

>>14595121
>not https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqG8KkD9VyI

>> No.14595140

>>14595136
Anon, this is /jp/. A lot of people use !s.

>> No.14595141

>>14595130
But they're unwashed and weird!

>> No.14595142

>>14592752
>implying
They like their Bigstrong McLargehuge baras, too. A man so large and fearsome looking would be very misunderstood, who better to keep them safe from others and happy than an onee-san?

>> No.14595147

>>14595140
Arrange the sentences vertically and read them out loud. It reads exactly like one of his posts.

>> No.14595155

>>14595136
>>14595147
Sorry buddy, I think you're paranoid. Besides, if I had a tiny penis how would I give stinky neet monster girls the love they need? I want to love them, not be mocked by them!

>>14595141
That's what I love about them! I wanna cuddle them all, and make all the awkward monster girl neets feel loved! I will be their king and slut simultaneously!

>> No.14595166

>>14595155
They'll think you're pulling a prank on them, or pretending to like them to use them.

>> No.14595167

>>14590655
No Death will tell you to get in the fucking bag because you are wasting Death's time. A Psychopomp has a busy schedule to keep and anyone who delays the schedule will be shoved deep within the bag.

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Uh-Oh! That Elf you 'ran into' while hunting is back, and she's trying to make you take responsibility too!
>what do?

>> No.14595173

>>14595168
take responsibility?

>> No.14595180

>>14595168
Responsibility for what? What happened on this hunting trip?

>> No.14595181

>>14595141
Socially awkward NEET monstergirls are the best.
You can give them confidence, help them develop and share new experiences with them.
Plus, their reactions when you kiss them, feed them, stroke their head, hold their hands to kiss and suck on their fingers/paws/claws, or give them surprise massages are adorable. You could cook eggs on a face blushing that hotly.

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>>14595106
>Tell her she has to pay just like everyone else
>She releases you and the waterworks immediately stop
>She pouts at you
>'You're no fun...'
>Tell her the joke lost it's punch after the 20th time, but it's cute she still tries
>She smiles at you and laughs a bit
>'This is why I come back! You understand my jokes.'
>She gets the usual: Two hour deluxe treatment with the butler of her choice (i.e. you)
>A comfy, private room with full bar access
>You waiting on her hand and foot
>A nice meal
>Paw massages & pedicures
>Ear cleaning
>Rounded off with a nice back massage
>She makes her usual passes at you, offering to 'repay your services', but you politely decline as usual
>You settle into comfortable small talk bout your times since her last visit
>As you rub her back she regales you with a new story from her homeland
>She puts her clothes back on and hands over the money (with a generous tip) as she walks out
>She slips you a little peck on the cheek
>'Same time next week, ya?'
>You tell her you're already looking forward to it
>'And maybe perhaps next time you come back with me?'
>She chuckles a bit, knowing that your answer will never change
>'Ahh such is life, ehh? But is why I like you. You are one constant in this crazy world of ours.'
>'Almost makes me hope you always say no. Almost.~'
>She gives you a little wink before heading out the door

>> No.14595185

>>14595173
For the obvious baby bump on her duh!
>she totally didn't get pregnant so that she could get a husband

>> No.14595187

>>14595166
That's true though. I'm using them to use me! I'm getting them to want to rape me and do all sorts of lewd things to me, like a sub who controls from the bottom. I'm like Palpatine, tricking all the stinky neet monster girls to make me their slut,and sleeping together with them in a cuddle pile.

>> No.14595190

>>14595168
Round. Two.

>> No.14595201

>>14594696
>Not wielding a semi-automatic crossbow
Are you even trying squire?

>> No.14595205

>>14595183
The moves this slav tiger has are frightening. If I was a girl I might well gush.

>> No.14595211

>>14595201
>Not appreciating a classic

Young'uns these days...

>> No.14595223

>>14595190
>having sex with a pregnant elf
That kid's gonna be a serial rapist.

>> No.14595228

>>14594696
>Prankster paladins roam around town beheading women
>Every one is shocked untill they realise they only targeted known dullahans anyway.

>> No.14595230

>>14595183
Dayum.

>> No.14595240

>>14595187
So you want to agitate them and get them to defile you? You want that chubby monoeye in a sweater to pull her pants of and shove your face into her bush? You want a giant ant with a lisp to take years of hard lonely work out on you as she slices off you clothing? you want a bubble slime to record all of it as she waits her turn? You want your eyes to roll back into your head as they finish, only for them to all sleep with you in the nude?

>> No.14595244

>>14595240
>You want that chubby monoeye in a sweater to pull her pants of and shove your face into her bush?

Not him, but yes.

>> No.14595246
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14595246

>>14595223
Atta girl. Go out there and make daddy proud, it'll only hurt mommy more.

>> No.14595249
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14595249

What are you doing outside MGC borders human!

>> No.14595252

>>14595228
>The Dullahan are in on it

>> No.14595260

>>14595249
What are you doing on my property?

>> No.14595263

>>14595211
Difference between appreciation for decapitation and efficiency. You want to kill Monsters or not? Then get with the program and start amping up the firepower.

>> No.14595265

>>14595249
Collecting a fresh alp that thinks she can "flush out" the demonic energy and change back if she leaves the presence of other monsters. Just wanna stop her before she does something stupid.

>> No.14595270

>>14595249
Hm? Sorry, you threw me off for a second
I thought you were an ironing board and was confused as to what an ironing board was doing out in the outscirts of MGC
You say something?

>> No.14595273

>>14595244
That's unhygienic.

>> No.14595276

>>14595263
Obviously they don't actually want to kill, they're just out to cause general mayhem and shenanigans in the name of the Lord.

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