/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>1457281
Nice shirt.

Need this in HQ. Who the fuck makes a boob montage in this crappy quality? Should be against the law or something.
Also: Surprised to see that her tits haven't really grown alot, at all, over the years.

>>1457383
that show is funny

>>1457336

>>1457407
It was impossible to overlook and ignore him. It was pretty early (March I think, let me hit the archives) so you could have not been here yet.

>Such boring, boring girls compared to the older generations.
Point. But you don't go posting shops of Sayu and Eri to make them look pregnant, do you?

Pictured, good old Momusu ;_;

>>1457407
All the girls are extremely boring when they first join. Go back and look at some of the 2003 era stuff when Reina, Eri, and Sayu joined they talk really slowly and have nothing interesting to say and look like they just shit their pants while they are getting asked questions (still cute as fuck, though).

JunJun is more interesting then a lot of Morning Musume, Also, if anything, some girls got much more boring as they grew up like Ai and Gaki.

Did anyone end up knowing where I could get more of those pictures with the guy who set up the Koha cut-out?

And no Week2 again today. I don't know what's going on, but they are going to have to release like 2 in 1 week if they keep this up.

i keep forgetting how to trip, i'll just leave it blank like dcanonymous

anyway, he only liked 4th gen and before

>>1457504
>>the end of junjun came when the reports of her slacking on learning japanese.
>>reports
I still like her even if that ended up being true, after all the reason I like her is because she is such a cute bitch.

>>i thought reina and eri came in as extremely interesting, it was sayu that i thought was shallow and empty

I guess I don't necessarily mean uninteresting just too shy to do anything, and they NEVER spoke up, but I relate that to the fact the other members have been in for so long and were probably kind of stuck up and intimidating.

I don't like all this Sayu spam bullshit.

>>1457595
True, true. Meh, I'm gonna go watch some old christmas special episode of H!M now. I'll see what this thread looks like when I get back. Godspeed anon.

Moving over the the new thread!!

>Remember nostalgia troll?
Can't say that I do. Or maybe I just never knew "it" by it's name (nostalgia troll). What did he do? Bitch about how H!P was better back in the day in all the fucking threads? I thought we had more than one of those guys back then?

I can't picture Koharu as a (decent) PE instructor.

Moreover, sumo teacher? Please.

>>1457326
i was wondering why reinya liked it so much, then you see that its almost homo erotic and you understand

>>1457336
not so much a montage as it is a monitor,
the debate over the year of the surgery should now be over

>>1457325
Namefagging as Tsunku and later as GOLDEN 2000 MORNING MUSUME FAN. Bitching in every post about Sayu-fags and current lineup killing Morning Musume. The only troll here that made me rage like a motherfucker.

Oh and the shopped images, oh god, how horrible they were ;_;

>>1457342
Good one...

>>1457329
I think she is doing a pretty good job as teacher so far.

koharu belongs in a lunatic asylum

>>1457394
she may not "belong" in one, but she would definitely fit right in.

>>1457355
Oh, that dude. I vaguely remember him. I guess I just didn't care about him
>current lineup killing Morning Musume
Shit, I do that from time to time. Well not "killing" per se, but I still cannot for the life of me understand how anyone can like Aika, Lin Lin and Jun Jun. I'll throw Koharu in there too, even though she's starting to grow on me...after a few years. Such boring, boring girls compared to the older generations.

>>1457408
>>1457412
>>1457415
>>1457420
>>1457425
>>1457428
>>1457432
>>1457434
image spammer reported

>>1457438
Yes, posting images on an image board, what the fuck is he thinking?

he only liked 4th gen and before
i think he was called golden age musume or something

>>1457474
in my mind, the end of junjun came when the reports of her slacking on learning japanese. she is screwed now
also, i thought reina and eri came in as extremely interesting, it was sayu that i thought was shallow and empty

>>1457617
Holy shit! If I wasn't positive that I was away at that time (early march) I'd swear that was me posting... though I'm not really that trollish with my love for the OG娘。.

>>1457522
>>1457519
>>1457515
repeated violations ;___;

>>1457383
does that say "my boobs have become bigger"?

>>1457580
your telling me, im thinking about deleting the thread, but then the terrorists win, where is my noble janitor ?!

>>1457776
>i thought the OG in the first thread title was for Ongaku Gatas
...

http://archive.easymodo.net/jp/cgi-board.pl/thread/137653

Now that I look back, I feel dumb getting trolled by him.

>>1457595
>im thinking about deleting the thread
Ugh, don't start that shit again.

>>1457623
oh im not that anon, this is the first thread ive had this ability, i think that guy has the other thread going right now

>>1457617
hahahaha those shops are hilarious...

why don't you fags just go start your own mm board?

im just glad that koharu brought some life back into the show

it seems the current hijack tactic is to bombard the thread with images till about the 75% image limit level and therefor severely limiting the longevity of the thread, but they dont understand that this will only result in more parts and longer times on the first page

>>1457689
look at the bright side, we'll be caught up with 2ch in no time...

>>1457731
nothing will get to that level, nor it should really
i rather enjoy our set up here bar the name faggotry activities and sayu spamming

>>1457759
i thought the OG in the first thread title was for Ongaku Gatas not original.

Am i retarded, /jp/?

>>1457394
koharu <3

>>1457407
8th gen is <3
u suck

>>1457781
bringing some class back into the thread are we dcanonymous

>>1457776
No, I thought it meant Gatas too.

Why did we all leave when the shigespammer left? lol

>>1458274
whatcha got anyways? fake AV ?

>>1457759
I would have been greatly disappointed if that were you, HD anon.

I still remember my butthurt ;_;
http://archive.easymodo.net/jp/cgi-board.pl/thread/144874

>>1458076
Those were the days. /jp/ was new and shiny and trolling meant something.

>>1458377
He said he's not.

>>1458362
Thanks.

>>1458268
>>the beauty of it now is that because tsunku got greedy and starting recruiting girls off the street for akb and berryz

AKB isn't a part of H!P.

lets do something fun for once guys.

try to find a picture with just your favorite and your least favorite, they don't have to be current members or anything.

Mine.

>>1458422
its really not that fun, like putting an icepack on a boner

>>1458422

>>1458422

Sayumi is cute, but she is a fukken brainless kiddo she has no talent at all in dance nor singing

>>1458232
And a racist.

>>1458249
could you explain me that ?

>>1458076
haha, new school vs old school thread
the beauty of it now is that because tsunku got greedy and starting recruiting girls off the street for akb and berryz, we all criticize that shit
i think its better because it lead to a greater appreciation of the immediate musume family

Is EXPERT AV UPLOADER here?
Are there any hosts similar to megaupload that let you upload big files?

>>1458422
It's a tie between Risa and Mittsi for least, though, so either would have worked.

>>1458274
oh god, yea i suppose ill take that label, you need to get hjsplit program and break your file down in 10-12 100 meg parts and the internets hosting sites are at your feet,
please figure the second part out on your own

>>1458297
Thank but I asked for sites that let you upload big chunks (500Mb for example). I loathe those 100Mb rapidshit links, you have to stay the whole day downloading small chunks.

If you don't know other sites besides megaupload I'm afraid that I'll be forced to upload it to megaupload. Or would you guys prefer a H!O torrent?

>>1458333
the one i immediately think of is sendspace.com
maybe rapidshare as well, but the download rates are atrocious and i can imagine the upload not being to good,
as for the torrent, depends on what ye got

>>1458340
No, the Love Story DVD-rip.

It should finish encoding this midnight, I will start uploading it when I wake up and hopefully I will post the links when I come back at noon.

>>1458528
I don't hate anyone in H!P except Goto and now that that whore isn't in H!P I like everyone in H!P. Least favorite doesn't mean you hate them but I guess you couldn't even play this game since you "defend all your idols" and apparently don't like anyone more than anyone else.

>>1458422
was harder than I thought.
from current only

>>1458359
>sendspace.com
I absolutely refuse to upload to that AIDS ridden host.

>>1457281
i just realized that koharu's shirt is altered in this picture, lol, the original is not gay looking
>>1458362
is this the HDanon ?

>>1458470
Why do you hate me?

>>1458333
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One-click_hosting#One-click_hosting

no thanks to torrent.

>>1458232
ur face is a brainless kiddo
sayu <3

>>1458249
Haha, any actual truth behind this? And was she the one that straight up said that she doesn't care any other countries other than Japan?

I don't mean to turn this into /blog/ but I just won both of these auctions for $28 total... That's a fucking steal. I didn't own any Ayaya cd's before this either.

>>1458405
and the berryz/c-ute girls have been in h!p since 2002. LONGER THAN ALL THE MUSUME GIRLS minus takahashi/gaki

>>1458391
Seems that megaupload is the best choice here.

Rapidshare is 200MB now and the fastest of the bunch for me, but Megaupload is the only reliable one that supports big files.

>>1458401
>And was she the one that straight up said that she doesn't care any other countries other than Japan?
That she has done, on several occasions.

>>1458413
megaupload is the best before you hit max limits

>>1458588
28 fucking dollars? Congratulations.

Also, Mano.

>>1458409
Use Megamanager for faster upload speed, I get about 100kB/s using it while barely getting 50kB/s on the site itself.

>>1458440
Yeah. I hate Eri, too, bro.

>>1458561
yea this can't be done really

>>1458470
lol

>>1458649
Nevermind, it's American dollars.

>>1458670
close collaboration with dcanonymous !
treason!

>>1458498
you hate risa and mittsi? wow, you're like the worst human being on the internet or something.

>>1458549
i'm pretty sure you can wash the nigger out of goto and all will be well.

>>1458677
Treason? Haven't you learned anything about feudalism in high school?

Nobility might quarrel among themselves to show off who is the coolest feudal lord in the area. But when the peasantry try to do something funny (like questioning the lord's decisions or stir up a rebellion) they magically forget their differences and are all buddy buddy when massacring peasants. They can even call other feudal lords to come and have fun killing peasants that dare to doubt their divine rule.

To recap, those 2 fags may appear unfriendly to each other on the surface, but when the time arrives, they join their powers to produce maximum faggotry. And who are the victims? See chart for reference.

>>1458706
>And who are the victims? See chart for reference
actually i dont think we have a proper victim chart, this should cover wotas to puppies but most importantly Morning musume themselves in this trickle down system of faggotry

ai chan

>>1458588
australian $ ?

>>1458726
Oh, but the person you are referring to might be my humble self. I didn't think it would bother anyone so if I've caused you any kind of mental distress, I apologize.

>>1458626
I don't think so, now that I check, the guy is from Australia but it's on the American Ebay, what's the conversion difference just in case, though? lol. The bottom auction was won for $10.50 and all the Ayaya and a few Nacchi cd's was $17.50

>>1458649
it'll probably all come covered in semen

>>1458588
"eBay only allows me to list with $3 shipping but it's from New Zealand, and actual fees are probably around US $20 or a bit more Worldwide."

>>1458665
Yeah, and don't tell anyone my Ebay name you bastard. He will condense shipping of course.

Nice lurking, though. Or did I beat you?

I only wish it were that easy with AKB48 goods

>>1458846

I would guess that this one could be swayed the most w/$$$

>>1458665
>>1458670
>>1458695
gb2 wherever you came from.

Usa-chan Peace!

This is a SHIT TON of releases...

2008/10/01(水) DVD 道重さゆみ「LOVE STORY」
2008/10/04(土) CD 真野恵里菜 シングル「ラッキーオーラ」(インディーズ)
2008/10/22(水) CD 五木ひろし シングル「江戸の手毬唄」
2008/10/22(水) CD ヘキサゴンオールスターズ アルバム「WE LOVE ヘキサゴン」
2008/10/22(水) DVD Hello!Project「2008 Summer ワンダフルハーツ公演～避暑地でデートいたしまSHOW～」
2008/10/22(水) DVD モーニング娘。 シングルV「ペッパー警部」
2008/10/24(金) 写真集 田中れいな 7th写真集「Very Reina」
2008/10/29(水) CD MilkyWay 2ndシングル「タンタンターン!」
2008/10/29(水) DVD 田中れいな 「Real Challenge!!」
2008/11/05(水) CD Berryz工房 18thシングル「MADAYADE」
2008/11/05(水) DVD MilkyWay シングルV「タンタンターン!」
2008/11/05(水) DVD 安倍なつみ「Birthday Special Concert」
2008/11/12(水) CD Buono! 5thシングル「ロッタラ ロッタラ」

>>1458706
You should add that one guy who attempts to suck HDanon's cock every time he posts.

>>1458670
nope, i haven't been watching h!p ebay auctions for about a year. i probably missed a ton of good deals. :(

>>1458725
And it continues....

2008/10/01(水) DVD 道重さゆみ「LOVE STORY」
2008/10/04(土) CD 真野恵里菜 シングル「ラッキーオーラ」(インディーズ)
2008/10/22(水) CD 五木ひろし シングル「江戸の手毬唄」
2008/10/22(水) CD ヘキサゴンオールスターズ アルバム「WE LOVE ヘキサゴン」
2008/10/22(水) DVD Hello!Project「2008 Summer ワンダフルハーツ公演～避暑地でデートいたしまSHOW～」
2008/10/22(水) DVD モーニング娘。 シングルV「ペッパー警部」
2008/10/24(金) 写真集 田中れいな 7th写真集「Very Reina」
2008/10/29(水) CD MilkyWay 2ndシングル「タンタンターン!」
2008/10/29(水) DVD 田中れいな 「Real Challenge!!」
2008/11/05(水) CD Berryz工房 18thシングル「MADAYADE」
2008/11/05(水) DVD MilkyWay シングルV「タンタンターン!」
2008/11/05(水) DVD 安倍なつみ「Birthday Special Concert」

>>1458734
oops messed up...

Here's the second part.

2008/12/03(水) CD 安倍なつみ 11thシングル「(タイトル未定)」
2008/12/03(水) DVD Buono! シングルV「ロッタラ ロッタラ」
2008/12/03(水) DVD 嗣永桃子「(タイトル未定)」
2008/12/03(水) DVD モーニング娘。×タカラヅカ「シンデレラ The ミュージカル」
2008/12/10(水) CD しゅごキャラエッグ 1stシングル「みんなのたまご」
2008/12/10(水) CD 安倍なつみ アルバム「MEGAベスト」
2008/12/10(水) CD 中澤裕子 アルバム「MEGAベスト」
2008/12/10(水) CD タンポポ/プッチモニ アルバム「MEGAベスト」
2008/12/10(水) CD カントリー娘。 アルバム「MEGAベスト」
2008/12/10(水) CD メロン記念日 アルバム「MEGAベスト」

Satoda Mai

>>1458739
>>1458725
jesum crow
and most wotas will probably buy every single item on that list multiple times

>>1458746
I know I will.

>>1458751
what supports your musume habit?
or do these things actually not cost that much?

>>1458751
I won a moderate sum of cash in 2006. I'm pretty much set for the rest of my life seeing as I live in an apartment and have no kids/wife/girlfriend.

I've only pre-ordered the 3 of those items so far.

>>1458726
Don't be to hard on the new guy (who I assume you're referring to), he'll eventually learn that kind of stuff isn't necessary... or warranted.

I'm just another random guy on the internet with terabytes of media, nothing more.

>>1457281

>>1458762
you mean like the japanese lottery or something ?!
how much did you win ?

>>1458770
Nah, American. If I were to tell you the exact amount you could search google and find me, but it was over $500,000. Sorry for the paranoia.

>>1458795
let me get this right, we have a lottery winning wota here
thats a nice chunk of change to manage for a while, so are you just taking it easy for the next couple decades or so ?!

>>2008/10/22(水) CD 五木ひろし シングル「江戸の手毬唄」
hell yeahs! best h!p member of all time.

Sayu wota

>>1458798
wait, what am i saying, do you realize that you have fulfilled critical step 1 of making a musume member your waifu, you should be in frickin preparations to find an apartment near tokyo

Around Sayu's house.

>>1458795
will you go to japan and document the entire process success or failure?!
maybe your too hideous for the light of day?

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>1458806
Well, hopefully my investments won't be completely fucked up by 2010 and I will be able to carry through with some sort of plan. It shouldn't be to costly to make one my waifu. Who do you think the cheapest would be? Or who's the most attracted to money? I know Eri would most likely be the hardest with her Dad being rich and all.

>>1458816
Maybe one day.
I'd call myself an 8 and my money can't hurt my odds.

>>1458838
nah, not so fast i want a response from him first
seems legit

>>1458846
well if your serious then the research would have to take place, i don't know your preferences within the group but if you have the attitude that even one from the MM would be an achievement i think this could be an amazing experiment
if it was me, i would go after the exact one i want regardless the consequences, you've already been given the fantasy situation to work with

>>1458846
are you too old, boring, bland, no personality?
do you have any history with asian girls at all?

Hope you succeed, gambling anon. Start learning Japanese ASAP if you're serious, I highly doubt the "lost foreigner" charm will land you a marriage.

>>1458933
Ah, I see. Then I guess he was referring to the other guy who was confusing me as you.
Or not.

And talking about terabytes, I have around a terabyte to fill. So do you happen to have Momusu's Kouhaku in HD? From DOHM to the last one.

>>1458960
>networking ... in tokyo
Not that I want to rain on your parade but I've heard a bad first hand experience in that industry. They overwork you and don't pay you the overtime.

>>1458873
I'm not entirely comfortable with the age thing, but no one would ever consider me old. I'm not bland or boring, but I wouldn't consider myself the life of the party. The last "girlfriend" I had was in the 11th grade and she was white.

>>1458888
are moonrunes your friend, can you speak japanese at all?

>>1458896
Subpar. Two years is surely enough time to learn Japanese, though, right?

>>1458905
so let me get this straight, your money will be tied up till 2010, any particular reason?
2 years to learn japanese, you would have to be dedicated, sounds like you have all the time you would need on your hands, but it really depends on if you would intend on staying in japan indefinitely

how bout waifunonymous

Morning Musume: Japan's TV talents
http://search.japantimes.co.jp/rss/fm20081010a2.html

in 2 years musume could be disbanded as well, making it even more possible, do you look asian at all, lol.
this whole scenario really just makes me think of the number of japanese guys who were rich and have tried the same thing
you might have to rescue them from tsunku as well

>>1458915
I chose annual payments and I have made investments, so by 2010 I'll have enough money to make MM paychecks look like a 12 year old's allowance. My day consists of gaming, lurking, and music so I have all the time in the world. The only worries I have is one of them graduating and getting pregnant or vice versa.

>>1458929
I wonder how much the MM Franchise costs.

>>1458940
obviously, life carries on regardless the wota activities
if i was serious about this i would start networking immediately in tokyo and studying japanese

some people would buy a house, car, or loaf around until all the money is gone, you sir could make history

>>1458960
I'll attempt to make you proud, Anonymous. Hopefully, no one cockblocks me and sends my future waifu archives of this.

>>1458940
are you talented at anything, musician, photographer, artist
because if i were to get in closer to them i would get into the photography business which is probably extremely hard, but maybe as an investor or something i dunno

>>1458996
of course none of this is verifiable, but if you made your progress available and documented via a thread or blog then you wouldnt have to worry from us

oh and just another question, how long have you been lurking /jp/ and musume threads via 4chan?

>>1458999
Nothing special other than my small amount of charm.

I was thinking of trying to befriend Tsunku, but the age/race gap may thwart that plan.

>>1459014
oh i forgot, if it succeeds, i get to visit

>>1458725
already got these:
2008/10/01(水) DVD 道重さゆみ「LOVE STORY」
2008/10/04(土) CD 真野恵里菜 シングル「ラッキーオーラ」(インディーズ)
2008/10/22(水) CD 五木ひろし シングル「江戸の手毬唄」
2008/10/22(水) CD ヘキサゴンオールスターズ アルバム「WE LOVE ヘキサゴン」
2008/10/22(水) DVD Hello!Project「2008 Summer ワンダフルハーツ公演～避暑地でデートいたしまSHOW～」
2008/10/22(水) DVD モーニング娘。 シングルV「ペッパー警部」
2008/10/24(金) 写真集 田中れいな 7th写真集「Very Reina」

>I was thinking of trying to befriend Tsunku, but the age/race gap may thwart that plan.
actually it seems like you'd have to rescue them from Tsunku

yoro sen ratings:
10/06 (Monday) * 24:53 - 25:00 July by 1.9 percent, "Sen YORO!"
10/07（火）*2.1%　24:53～25:00　テレビ東京「よろセン！」 10/07 (Tuesday) 24:53 - 25:00 July 2.1 percent, "Sen YORO!"
10/08（水）*2.2%　25:13～25:20　テレビ東京「よろセン！」 10/08 (Wednesday) * 25:13 - 25:20 July 2.2 percent, "Sen YORO!"
10/09（木）*2.0%　24:53～25:00　テレビ東京「よろセン！」 10/09 (Thursday) 24:53 - 25:00 July 2.0 percent, "Sen YORO!"
10/10（金）*1.8%　25:53～26:00　テレビ東京「よろセン！」 10/10 (Fri) 25:53 - 26:00 July by 1.8 percent, "Sen YORO!"
10/13（月）*2.1%　24:53～25:00　テレビ東京「よろセン！」 10/13 (Monday) * 24:53 - 25:00 July 2.1 percent, "Sen YORO!"

is that bad for that time slot, anyone know

>>1459014
I might do that one day, but it's isn't something I feel like bothering with right now.

I've been in /jp/ since its opening and I never really bothered to participate in MM threads until a month or two ago. Though if you were to mention anything that pertains to me in a MM thread now I'll most likely be there to respond. That is unless a new game has just been release then I'm in /v/ modo.

What is this, ロト6で3億2千万円？ If you did get lucky, hope you made some diverse investment, parts of my portfolio have been beaten down pretty hard the last few months.

>>1459047
Isn't that better than HM@ did in it's final months?

>>1459066
you could easily prove this to be true by posting a bank statement or investment statement that hasn't been doctored and you could become the american trainman except cooler

>>1459083
well not necessarily spending money networking, but more like social networking first

>>1459093
I can understand the doubt, but I'd rather just stay as Anonymous as possible.

>>1459139
definitely understandable, i cant imagine this crew actually successfully working together on this plan, but you have my support, just have to think of a nickname for you

>>1459175
I'd have no problem responding to that or possibly using it on a future blog. I appreciate the support.

>>1459220
you should really start narrowing down which one you'd pursue, maybe Jun ? could catch her on her back to china

New thread.
>>1459254

it's ridiculous how little tv time MM members are given these days

>>1459083
>Momusu's Kouhaku in HD? From DHOM to the last one.
I'd have to check to be certain, but I should. I remember at least five or six of 'em (there's ten appearances iirc).

>>1459151
lotto otoko
someone go work on some relevant ascii art.