/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Fuck off.

Kikis are olev.

Second for headpatting the alps.

I want a ghost to laugh at my tiny penis!
I want to be spooked out by the disembodied laughter and ara aras!
I want to call in a paranormal investigator and watch his face as the evp sessions expose me for having a tiny penis!

I came to Paris by the sunny southern shore~
I to Monte Carlo went, just to raise me winter's rent~
But Dame Fortune, she smiled on me as she's never smiled before~

You fucked up OP, it's okay though since you have great taste in girls.

>>14572560
OP continues to perpetuate the stinkypede meme with this failure.

xrd this is furshit and belongs in >>>/trash/

Daily reminder to headpat your Kiki today.

>>14572577
Rude.

>>14572611
Or maybe she should do the head patting for once.

>>14572628
that's disturbing the natural order!
and I like it.

>>14572628
That's not how it works.

Seems KC just got back from Tokyo, guess we shouldn't expect a new girl until next week.

>ah, getting back into the writing groove! Let's see how it's going!
>666 words
Uh-oh. Am I in trouble now?

I want to pound a Sphinx's tight, hot lion pussy!

>>14572632
It is when I'm in charge of not being in charge.

>>14572630
So it's a rather chaotic concept and one would be better off attempting to do so with a shog?

I want to shock a manticore by rubbing my face with her barbs!

>>14572636
>>14572641

And I want to do lewd stuff to alps but you don't see me proclaiming it out loud right now do you?

>>14572639
Then get a mistress, not a maid.

>>14572645
no, that's our job.
keep your desires silent while is morons shout our dreams from the mountaintops

>>14572645
What kinds of lewd things?

>>14572648
us*

>>14572641
For the sake of your face do it with a lolicore's barbs, they're less sharp.

>>14572656
Nope, full CC core barbs for me!
I have no desire to go for the easy mode!

>>14572646
I dunno, a mistress kiki sounds a little out of control.

>>14572663
Not a mistress kiki, a mistress like a Wight or something.

>>14572663
A mistress Kiki sounds heavenly. She'd make you scrub the floor and then she'd run a white glow across it. If the glove gets dirty, you get a good paddling and then you have to do the scrubbing again while wearing a humbler.
Sorry, that's going too far, isn't it?

I want to lick a slime!

>>14572674
That seems kinda unhygienic.

>>14572671
We can go further. It's not over until we get on to nuclear waste disposal and frozen paintballs.

>>14572667
Too spooky.

>>14572677
depends on the slime
for example, if you feed them out of date milk or something

>>14572656
But her tailpussy is already so big, and she's still so young!

Just how big is it going to get?!

>>14572680
So a wight is too much, but nuclear waste is okay?

>>14572677
How rude, no wife slimes for you.

>>14572697
I can handle the thought of my dna getting a shotgun in the face. I know what I'm getting into with that.

Have you seen the crazy shit that goes on with wights lately though? Hips like that aren't natural.

>>14572717
So?

>>14572464
Remember all monster girls need hugs

>>14572717
I heard they can masturbate you without touching, 2spooky4me.

>>14572732
Fuck you ya got me.

>>14572732
All of them?

>>14572750
Yes Piccolo, all of them.

Would you cover this statute in a gooey white substance?

>>14572765
Tapioca pudding? Seems like a bit of a waste of tapioca honestly.

>>14572765
Depends on how gooey it is.

>>14572765
Hell no. I'd keep her clean and polished, except for that one tag I'd make myself.

>>14572765
I want to learn the secrets of Gargoyle magic, and use it to create my own harem of statues.

>>14572765
Paint?

Writing a sex-scene with a Raiju is way too fun. Why aren't Thunderweasels or Thunderbirds more popular?

>>14572841
*woosels

>>14572848
Heffalumps and Woozles?

>>14572841
Because with most monster girls you can avoid any weird stuff happening during sex, but not with those two.
And I guess most people don't find electric shocks to be terribly arousing.

So I found this monstergirl game that people might like.
It only for Android devices and iPads, though, but it's fun so far.
https://youtu.be/VkyYEUUuZM8

Designs are pretty vanilla though, relatively speaking. I'm still hoping to see lamias in here.

>>14572851
so normal sex would be the abnormal thing in raiju and thunderbird smut?

>>14572851
Well those people are boring.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWigCggVv2Y

>>14572841
It's a mystery.
Her potential for electrical shenanigans is way too good though.

>tfw your sex life with your raiju waifu has gotten so out of hand that you now get off from going out at night, breaking open public transformer boxes, and having sex while being pleasured by a town block's worth of electricity
>At least it keeps the power bill down
>Only downside is climaxing tends to cause the occasional blackout

>>14572841
They're pretty lame.
>hedonism
>crave for sex
>also really like all things pleasurable
Personally, gives off a shallow borderline-3DPD vibe.

>>14572841
I want to do it in a car with a raiju and shout "88 miles per hour!" as a cum"

yeah I know that jokes old

>>14572841
Thunderbird > Raiju
>you will never feel a Thunderbird discharge straight through your dick

>>14572869
You literally just described all 190 monster girls.

>>14572852
I found a Top-Down Shooter game for Android that has Monster Girls. Mostly dragon girls and succubi though. And an Anubis, which is fantastic.

>>14572891
name?

>>14569979

slowpoke.jpg on this, but everyone was commenting on her bush and I just wanted to note that holy shit manticores with their hair down is hot as fuck. Makes them seem a little ara-ara~ though.

>>14572895
Dragon Heroes.

It's a pretty decently fun Bullet Hell.

>>14572298
I want a powerful monster girl like a dragon to dress me up and call me cute.

>>14572903
thanks

>>14572902
That's a wight, but technically, you're still not wrong about the hair thing.

>>14572906
Like a girl?

>>14572881
No, I didn't. As much as sex is a red line carved through values of most of them, the majority still has something else to their personalities. Either they are stated to love fun things in general, which implies you can just as well spend it playing games or cuddling, or it stops being an issue once they get their day's 3 fucks, or it's how they start with you but gradually change into lovebugs as the relationship progresses.

Raiju's profile, however, makes an emphasis on them being devoted nymphomaniacs.

Unless we're talking of some thread- or writefag canon where the opposite is specified.

>>14572911
Of course noyes, but only if she'd promise to make me cute.

>>14572911
>>14572920
Perverts. Where do you people get your ideas? First it was sniffing girls, now dressing up as them.

>>14572920
What if she thinks you're already cute?

I washed my long Miia daki last night

Two fucking hours to restuff her with her pillows

The only bad part about it


Miia's canon length is 7 meters, but they're so inconsistent with her length, I wouldn't have been against one that was only 3 or 4 dakis long instead of 5 and a half

>>14572937
How exactly do you clean her? I was thinking of making a long as fuck custom daki and wanted some tips on how to keep it.

>>14572937
Is this what happens when people move past the Honeymoon phase?

Here's a rapey Raiju, I'll put it in the next chapter of my story so don't worry about the expiration. Just wanted to share some lewds.

http://pastebin.com/F8QN9N2d

>>14572946
Hobby heart has pretty straight forward cleaning instructions for their stuff in their faq, and they'll do custom 7 meter dakis

>>14572937
keeping all those things balanced on her tail wouldn't tire her out? does that work like a limb at all? if i try to do that my arms would tire quickly.

>>14572926
What if she wants to make her cute husband cuter?

>>14572982
How? She's thinks you're acceptable levels of cute.

>>14572981
Miia stronk

And I would massage her sore snek muscles and make her feel relaxed and happy

>>14572983
Only acceptable? I can be cuter than that.

>>14572986
There's no need to be any cuter.

>>14572989
Yes, it's the need to be the very best for my wife. I mean, I don't want her thinking I'm fine with just acceptable, I want to give her the best. What if she thinks the colors I want to paint our room are "acceptable" and not "I love them!"? What if she thinks the eggs I cook every breakfast for her are only "acceptable"?

I just want to give her the best everything, not just what's acceptable.

>>14572989
There is if she's going to fug him in his boy pussy later

Has to be the perfect girl

With a penis

And she'll have a long girthy strapon


She'll just flop it out and make him deep throat it to make it nice and slick

And give him the ride of his life

>>14572981
She's not raising her entire tail in the air, so it wouldn't be that bad. Just like raising up your forearm while keeping your elbow on a surface.

Also, think about how strong a lamia tail would be. Think about how much Miia would weigh,and consider that all of her weight would be working upon her tail, the only limb which she can use to mobilise herself. When Darling fears for his life every time Miia hugs him, that's not hyperbole. Miia's whole tail is very likely strong enough to crush a human like a watermelon in a car compactor, and with enough endurance to work her way through an entire army of Darlings like that.

Snek is Stronk.

>>14572993
But there's no need to go to extremes just to look cuter.

>>14572999
Yes there is

Look your bestu for waifu

Does your waifu know how to cook? We already know Miiafag's can't.

>>14572999
If it's for her extremes are perfectly acceptable.

>>14572841
Their nature as pleasure/electricity takers, rather than givers(thunderbird) and their heightened nymphomania makes them come across as selfish

>>14573003
Yes she can

>>14573008
No she can't.

>>14573003
Please do not judge

Miia is a master chef

of poison

>>14573002
>>14573005
But she's not into girls.

>>14573011
I was talking about my waifu, not about Miia

>>14573015
What is she, gay?

>>14573019
Oh. My bad. Carry on.

If I'm reading KC's last post right, it seems he wants to do doujins more often.

>>14573015
It's not gay if it's her husband wearing the dress.

>>14573012
How often do you think you'd need to get your stomach pumped?

>>14573003
She'd probably be used to having it made for her, at first.
I think she could pick it up with few difficulties, though.

>>14573020
>>14573031
It's still weird.

>>14573032
Every time she wanted to try cooking

Probably once a week

I would prefer cooking most of the time, and I'm pretty good at it, but I wouldn't argue if she wanted to try, I couldn't say no to her

>>14573003
>>14573035 Sounds about right. I'd be happy to cook for her too though.

We could take turns.

>>14573036
That can't be denied. But Monster Girls are weird by default. A Dragon Girl having sex with her husband while he wears a dress doesn't make it much more weirder.

>>14573040
No one can say no to a snake cloaca, anon.

>>14573035
This is a perfect picture.

>>14572981
Snakes can support their entire body weightoff a fraction of their tail

>>14573047
It's gay.

>>14573066
It's not gay until his wife calls in an alp for a three way.

And even then it's only a little gay.

>>14573056
There are many perfect pictures. This is also one.

>>14573071
Getting fucked in a dress is gay.

>>14573075
No it isn't, there's a boy and a girl involved which makes it straight. Do you even know what these words mean?

>>14572950
Ryoko is nasty.

>>14573075
Anon if you're fucking a dragon girl you're pretty straight, even if you are wearing a dress while doing it.

>>14573075
>clothing affects whether or not sticking your penis in a dragon pussy is gay or not

>>14573085
And then she gets sick tons of my holst cattle due to her mofu bacteria.

I want to take care of sick holsts.

>>14573094
What if she was using a strap-on?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLBAFJWbd30

>>14573103
Then it's still a guy and a girl having sex, which is heterosexual by definition.

>>14573103
Why would she? She has a perfectly good tail.

>>14573107
It's not gay in definition, but still has homoerotic elements.

>>14573113
I like the way you think.

>>14573119
A guy and a girl having sex is homoerotic, you heard it here first folks.

Let me get this shit straight, it is completely gay to want to fuck someone who has no dick and wants to be literally rammed from behind like an alp but crossdressing is completely normal?

>>14573113
The scales would tear apart your rectum.

>>14573127
>Guy wearing a dress
>Being done up the butt

Don't pretend it's not slightly, even if it's not outright gay.

>>14573129
If it had a dick but there is no dick anymore is still gay?

I'm kind of actually confused right now.

I see some people here like to play pretend. As in, pretending to be retarded. Stop responding.

>>14573131
I don't get it. Are you saying the Dragon is a dyke because he's wearing a dress?

>>14573129
Wait, when did pegging come up? No one even mentioned pegging originally, only cross dressing.

More MG Maids when?

Well the cat's gone now. Post cats.

>>14573133
Alps are truly an existential quandary I'm not sure I'm comfortable finding out.

I want to take her on a date to a expensive UFC fight

>>14573162
What's the best defense when in a room full of catgirls in their estrus cycle?

I would personally bring some disinfectant for the wounds.

>>14573170
I want to date an Ogre who's basically Natsuo from Teppuu, only instead of wanting a guy taller than her she'd settle for me.

>>14573170
Nothing better than MGs in modern day clothing.
>>14573173
60 spray bottles.

>>14573173
Citrus fruit. They won't get withing an arm's reach of you if you've got lemons or even oranges.

>>14573170
I keep seeing this pic
she got a story or name or something?

>>14573174
>being under six feet
Who let the manlets in here?

>>14573189
We just kind of come under the door.

>>14573189
/fit/ don't start

>>14573189
We're taller than the shortstacks though.

>>14573179
Is that true? can i use it to fight and bully the cat kingdom?

>>14573160
Mantis maidguards.

>>14573180
not that I know of
no point of making a story for her, she's just a sally in clothes, nothing special
she doesn't deserve a name

>>14573201
Yes. Just try it, peel an orange and try to make a cat smell it. The other day I dropped the peels too close to a sleeping cat and he woke up and ran away from them.

>>14573210
Welcome to the Maid Kingdom!

>>14573213
how would you feel if someone did make a OC out of her

>>14573160
We have enough maidfags fighting with each other.

>>14573189
>Not average short masterrace
Whatever, nerd, more tall girls for me.

>>14573224
depends on how the story goes
I would like to have a salamander OC that isn't rose. not saying rose is bad, I just one something else

>>14573241
Want*

>>14573226
What do they fight about? i thought all maidfags liked maid dresses and aprons.

>>14573176
>60 spray bottles.
Great. Now I want to strap water-balloons under a coat, go out into the streets, and hug random catgirls.
I'm decently sure all the scratches I'd endure would be worth it.

>>14573257
Which maid is better.

>>14573260
We all fight about which waifu is better, it doesn't make it a problem though.

>>14572950
>It’s treason, then?
Pffhahaha fuk

>>14573222
I want a whole collection of maids.
>Mantis maid bodyguards
>Shoggoth maid chefs
>A mix of Kikimora and Elf standard cleaning maids
>A head maid who is a glasses wearing Kikimora in her early 40's

>>14573264
This is what we asked for, isn't it?

You're walking to the park with your monmusu gf when this salty john sees you from across the street, says something about loyalty and pulls out a fucking sword.

What do you do?

>>14573273
You are truly my long lost bloodkin.

>go to sleep
>thread is good
>wake up
>read posts while I was sleeping during America time
>all the edgy 13 year olds, shitposters, and maledomfags came out of their holes in the ground

Very very happy that I sleep through peak Murritime.

>>14573230
And I get the actually tall tall girls.
Manlets, when will they learn?
What monster girl would Toyone be?

>>14573264
>>14573274

>>14573275
Pull out my own sword and then tell her to back off.

>>14573275
Sic my battle Kobolds on her.

>>14573275
Tell her to get lost.

>>14573280
>And I get the actually tall tall girls.
What's tall for you is only taller for me, genius. All that time on /fit/ is doing wonders.

>>14573305
And?

>>14573275
Take up my hat and wizard stick

>>14573310
And the taller in relation to you, to an extent, the better.

>>14573275
My waifu has a sword too.

I bet she's better with it.

>>14573275
Miia is the most loyal though

Cerea aint got shit on her

>>14573322
Don't care,

>>14573325
>Miia
>more loyal than Lala

>>14573325
If we don't get a harem end, I hope Miia wins, even though Cerea and Rachnee are my favorites. Not that I dislike Miia or anything.

>>14572950
This ho is crazy, you don't do that to a guy!

>>14573279
>frogposting

>>14573337
I wouldn't call being interested in a undying man, loyal

>>14573350
>Condoms
No thanks. If I wanted to feel nothing and leave disappointed, I'd go watch a chick flick.

>>14573363
She wins when he eventually dies and is willing to wait for an immortal man to die.

>>14573373
Condoms aren't bad, so long as you're just saving up that semen for one huge monstergirl drenching or drinking frenzy.
http://i.4cdn.org/h/1447971660414.png

I want to tie my Kobold daughteru to my belly upside-down so she is forced to put her face in my crotch! Then I want to kiss and cuddle with my waifu!

Why are elins such fucking sluts?

>>14573382
That means she'll never win, and she'll be sitting back while darling makes his choice and falls in love and lives his life

If darling does somehow die, it will be too late and his heart will never be hers

That's not loyalty, that's cowardice

>>14573427
She is waiting as long as it takes so that they can be together.

>>14573396
When will the lewdness end?

>>14573396
Sounds ruff.

>>14573411
Because soft and squishy and wonderful.

I want a Loli Lich with Elin-tier softness.

>>14573460
Lewdness is for life anon, lewdness never ends.

>>14573464
I don't think it's that bad. I mean, I get to hear her giggle with my cock all the way down her throat when I play the bongos on her little butt!

Can we get a picture of a Raiju doing the Sheev Smile?

>>14573479
I'd rather a Raiju saying
>Use my pussy, I beg of you!

>>14573484
>Use my pussy, i beg of you!
They talk like proud lizardmen now?

>>14573471
Fuck you man, that made me laugh and it gave me a boner.
You aren't supposed to dick the daughteru.

>>14573471
Sounds. RUFF.

>>14573486
It's a Sheev quote, though.
>Use my knowledge, I beg of you!

>>14573487
You aren't supposed to do a lot of things that you still end up doing anon.

>>14573500
If you say so.

>>14573484
>"Are you going to fuck me?"
>"I would certainly like to."
>"I know you would. I can feel your boner. It gives you focus, makes you stronger."

>>14573507
>Cum inside my womb, and your journey to the Dark Side will be complete!

>>14573514
It would be fun to tease her and cum on her belly at the last moment.

>>14573522
>I've been waiting a long time for this... my little, pink friend!
And then she deep-throats you while you're on your refractory period.

>>14573526
She wouldn't get me very deep, unless she gets my balls in there too.

>>14573522
That's when she'd glare at you.

>"So be it... Jedi. If you will not be turned, you will be destroy."

Expect to be shocked.

>>14573539
>you will be destroy.
Go back to bed.

>>14573541
DO NOT WANT!

I don't like sandpaper pussy
It's rough
And coarse
And my blood gets everywhere

>get adopted as a baby by Minotaur family in the mg variant of Spanish culture.
>get doted on by your 20 older sister (and 10 younger ones who still treat you as a delicate flower)
>they all think your in constant need of assistance since you couldnt keep up with their roughhousing when you where younger.
>not allowed to carry heavy objects
>not allowed to go out at night alone
>even when you are allowed out alone one of the sisters always stalks you just in case.
>cheer them on for every football match (with all the big family's each team usually consists of one generation)
>dont even get to meet your suitors because of interference from your sisters.
>Had a fun night out with a salamander you met
>next day she had to leave town
>your only true dream is becoming a matador
>your mother wants to hear none of it and tells you you would make a perfect house dad like your father.

>>14573275
But how can she be across the street if she's right beside me?

Dragon girls are the best.

>>14573566
That's some bullshit, If there was a time to run away that would be it.

I want to have a tanuki rival hire a kunoichi to assassinate me only for me to find out that she got one of the 'bargain' ones.

>Hear loud thump in the night
>Grab 'Doc Shock' brand monster incapacitation device, a curious invention that has the dubious honor of doubling as a dildo and taser, before going to investigate.
>Expect everything from a stray werewolf to a slime that's looking for a little mid-winter snack.
>Instead find a quite chubby, kunoichi groaning on the floor, her big bottom making her 'panties' look more like a thong.
>Turns out she's a bargain because she's quite clumsy and has never actually passed any of her stealth courses.

I would be quite underwhelmed but excited nonetheless.

>>14573566
Sounds awful desu senpai.

>>14572611
Every morning. Every night.

Every time she seems to need a pick me up.

>>14573275
Pull out my own, and duel her without saying a single word. Save my breaking speech for after the fight is over.

>>14573576
Indeed.

>>14572611
All day, every day, with a bunch of sweets on the side.

>>14573576
Dragon Daughterus are adorable.

Shame I've only ever had one decent idea involving one.

>>14573585
>>14573594
but who would be brave enough to whisk you away anon?

or will you be a brave young lad and sneak out at night.
wearing a mask to train to be the best matador ever.
Then when you pass the qualifiers and enter the main tournament you are up against your oldest sister
Not even in her wildest dreams would she expect her delicate brother here, so not even your smell betrays you.
But can you really crush your sisters pride.
And an even better question, can you even beat her?

>>14573599
Nigga that's a T-Rex

>>14573622
Same difference.

>>14573632
Dem reptile thights.

>>14573632
Well, in-so-far as the myths of dragons were inspired by early archaeological findings, sure...

>>14573350
Condom...on a tentacle...
Why can't the demon lord squash out the Feminist plague?

>>14573387
>miia
>bushy pubes
Wut?

>>14573632
So where do you put it in?

>>14573649
In the front.
Under the dress.

>>14573609
Man I don't give a shit about being "whisked away", I just want to get away from that family.

>>14573647
Well...she has hair, right? So...

>>14573622
Dinosaurs are considered Dragons in Japan, so it checks out.

>>14573656
suddenly bowser makes a lot more sense

>>14573653
Is it still somewhere on her human half, or am I gonna have to fuck the dinosaur part?

>>14573609
This is it, all the sweat and blood spilled during training will be for nothing if i don't beat my eldest sister here and now, a legend will be born today!

Wish me luck!

>>14573662
Where the hell does turtle come in though? Just any reptile?

>>14573664
Human half.

>>14573664
>>14573670
Why do monster girls with animal pussies even exist? Wouldn't human pussies pretty much always be superior and more appealing?

>>14573664
Does it matter?

>>14573654
Why must you be such a difficult son.
Why cant you act more like the other boys.
Tomorrow your going to pick flowers with Joseph across the street. and your sisters will accompany you both, THATS FINAL.

>>14573665
Using all the knowledge you manage to beat your sister in the ancient arts of bull fighting. Alas she took your mask just before she lost.

You go into hiding until the finals, and if you know anything about your family, your mother will be your opponent.

>>14573664
You've seen her nude, does it look like she has a cunny?

>>14573677
Dolphin pussy is supposed to be great

>>14573677
Do you realize how many people are there that are into horse pussy?

Yeah, we humans are sick fucks.

>>14573679
Quite a lot, yes.

>>14573683
>cunny
Why do people call it that?

>>14573677
Bestiality was more legal than homosexuality until last year, at least in the US.

Is there anything sadder than a cow with a flat chest?

>>14573695
A Kobold who can't go wan-wan.

>>14573695
A fat kunoichi
Although I would totally bang both.

>>14573689
Do you prefer snatch? twat? cunt?

>>14573695
A gazer with cataracts

A mind flayer with dementia

>>14573695
Onee-Familiars denied their otoutos.

>>14573699
I haven't ever thought about my preference, I just wonder why people call it that.

>>14573698
I want a fat Kunoichi to cuddle and reassure her she's stealthy

>>14573681
There is no going back now, the title of greatest matador on earth awaits me!

All or nothing, anon, all or nothing, i am not going against my family to be just a mediocre matador.

>>14573677
What makes animal pussies so different from other monster parts?

>>14573702
tell that to this anon
>>14573654

why would he want to disappoint his familia and sadden his onee-sans

>>14573700
>A mind flayer with dementia
Could Mindflayers pass on mental disorders like regular viruses and infections when she tentacle-izes you?

That's a scary thought.

>>14573649
Somewhere.

>>14573695
succubus with low libido

>>14573705
You say that but now you're just asking for her to trip while trying to sneak up on you so that her overly large breasts are pressed into your face.

>>14573695
How can you milk something you can barely grasp?

>>14573700
My friend's grandmother has dementia, shit's really depressing.
Yesterday she was cradling a doll and calling it by my friend's name.

>>14573712
Why did you post a picture of a blanket?

>>14573719
Have you forgotten you have fingers anon? All you need to do is stimulate her little nipples and maybe give her flat chest a massage and you're in business.

>>14573714
Absolutely. I'd even hug her from behind if she felt bad and get her some of her favorite snacks.

>>14573719
I remember that back on /a/, someone wrote about a flat-chested Elf getting successfully milked.
Shame I don't remember his pastebin.

>>14573677
Do you even ancient greeks

>>14573727
Forgive my ignorance since i am no peasant, but i thought that to milk a cow you had to press and then move downwards, using just fingers would only milk another certain part of her body.

>>14573743
But this is a people, not a cow. Her breasts work like people breasts because they are people breasts, not cow udders. Seriously anon, anatomy. Learn it.

>>14573748
I don't even know anymore anon, most of the MG anatomy still confuses me.

Friendly neaghborhood reminder that all daughterus should be locked in chastity bras and belts so that they remain pure.

>>14573738
Then I hope you're ready to see her wide hips and grand bottom swaying as she walks down the hallway, a small smile on her face, although that last one would be hidden behind the veil.

Also, don't tease her poochy belly too much, it makes her embarrassed.

>>14573756
Well, the people bits have people biology, and the monster bits have monster biology. There's a little overlap obviously, but still.

>>14573764
Well I'd pretend not to see her hips or huge rear, otherwise she might think she isn't stealthy.

But you sure as hell better believe I will tease her cute tubby belly though. Tease and grope.

>>14573762
>Not wanting your daughteru to rape her shota childhood friend with who is planning to marry once they're older

>>14573773
All according to plan.

>>14573773
Absolutely not. If I ever find she's been trying to rape poor, innocent shotas then she's wearing a straitjacket and ballet boots until she can behave. I'm also going to have to put her in the segufix at bedtime so she can't sneak out at night.

>>14573772
Well, then she's going to hide behind her hands so you can't see her blush.

What next? Nibbling her pointed ears?
Tail stroking?

Slipping beneath her little loincloth and pushing her pink panties aside so you can eat her out, causing her to shudder and sigh until she wraps her thick thighs around your head?

>>14573779
Well it is not like she rapes shotas everywhere, she just want one special shota for herself.

>>14573785
Well, the screening process I have for potential suitors is very long. She won't be raping anybody anytime soon.

>>14573779
>segufix
Those are unnecessarily sexy.

>>14573784
Oh, that last one! There's nothing better than giving cunninglus to a girl who wraps her big thick soft thighs around your head, pulling it towards her with one hand while she bites the other, trying to keep herself from moaning with pleasure!

>>14573810
Would you take her to bed next?
laying her on her back and taking off her veil so that you can get an up close and personal look at her expression as you take her in a mating press, watching the soft girl try and do her best to keep any noises from slipping out from her lips?

>>14573762
I know this is abusive and probably bait, but putting lolis in chastity is muh fetish.

Are enemas haram /mgt/?

>>14573819
Eh, it's less of a shit-stirrer than mine.

>>14573695
AY HOL UP SENPAI

It got me thinking. Doesn't mamonobama make your waifu the ideal partner for you? So if you like dfc, then she stays dfc right? It would probably frustrate her why her tits aren't growing like they're supposed to tho.

>>14573711
Mindflayers don't have human brains so it would be strange for them to contract human diseases

The true worst case scenario involving a Mindflayer is having one finding her way in a human settlement

She would turn a few human girls into Mindflayers who, in turn, will do the same and that process will repeat until the entire place is filled with mindless sex thralls having 24/7 sex with their Mindflayer waifu

That's why I'll teach my Mindflayer daughter properly so she doesn't do that kind of stuff

>>14573825
What is yours?

>>14573830
Mayhap it is one of the forbidden fetishes, the ones denied by the lords of the thread.

>>14573823
I see nothing wrong with it, but I'm a /d/eviant anyway.

>>14573823
As long as it isn't about the shit and more about the lewdness and filling.

>>14573830
A few of the more notable ones would be weight gain, inflation, a couple different expansion types, preg/hyper preg, muscle/muscle growth (although no hyper muscle) and force feeding.

I would enjoy strapping an angel to a machine and getting her nice and thick.

That's why I don't don't post it.

>>14573823
Yes, very haram, but there is a big exception for semen enemas, those are even recommended

>>14573840
I've seen worse. I have worse.

How tired of your bullshit are the local courtesans?

>>14573853
Well they hate that I yell out movie quotes every time I finish.

When you're writing a story, have you ever referred to other writefag stories in order to determine how you plan to structure your story?
I'm attempting prose for the first time ever, so I wouldn't mind some input.

>>14573853
I know the oppai loli fox is tired of me renting her out for an hour so I can fondle her ears.

>>14573695
A Baphomet with big boobs

>>14573857
No but I've made references to other writefags' works as jokes, same as with any other media.

>>14573853
Pretty tired, I imagine. They can only take so much self-pity.

>Go to shrink, who says lack of sex causes depression
>Go to courtesan, who turns me down for bringing her down

>>14573857
Ah, fresh meat!

>>14573870
We're referencing Green Day songs now?

>>14573857
There's nothing wrong with getting inspiration from other writefags, but it would be more beneficial to look at the pieces of actual writers, especially if you're making a short story

>>14573860

>>14573872
I've been here for two years now, but I was too chickenshit to write anything aside from some greentexts that nobody cared about.
But ever since I got that busty Familiar from VCRs stream I felt the need to write about her.

>We will never have are of Komodo Onee-san

>>14573883
Funny how we lose and gain writers in waves.
>>14573887
>have are
Are? What's an are?

>>14573695
Armless Yeti

>>14573890
>Funny how we lose and gain writers in waves.
It's been almost a year since I started writing here, I hope this dry spell goes away soon.

>>14573893
Sounds like she'd express her frustration at being unable to hug through art.

>>14573893
She'll just hug you with her legs anon, unlesss she's a quad-amp.

>>14573880
>but it would be more beneficial to look at the pieces of actual writers
Sounds like a good idea.

I want to join the annual Sabbath Bondage Contest with my Kiki daughteru.

>>14573890
Art. Art of Komodo Onee-chan.

>>14573924
How to spot a Quicksilver.

>>14573924
Who does the tying up?
>>14573925
Ah. Well this is troublesome.

>>1457389
>The Joy of Feet Painting
>Now let's take our 2 inch brush and paint a happy little snow field
>And here's a man poorly dressed for the weather, let's give him a nice, warm Wendigo friend

>>14573927
How to spot a stalker-anon.

>>14573929
There are categories for femdom, maledom and couples.

>>14573930
Meant to reply to
>>14573897

>>14573893
>>14573897
She'd get really strong legs so she can leg-lock you all the time, she could also get her sister to come in behind her and hug you with her arms so that the first Yeti can pretend she's hugging you.

>>14573925
Haven't read that one but do you mind describing her just in case a drawfag is lurking about

>>14573883
Thanks for the art, but Baphomets don't seem to like big tits.

>>14573935
>Spoiler
Not really. It's just that Loli + Bondage is pretty much your shtick at this point; so it's an easy call.

>>14573948
>Baphomets don't seem to like big tits
That's racist! They can have whatever tits they want to!

>>14573950
I guess.

My lord! Should we pursue Lu Bu?

>>14573959
I don't even know what that is. Go away you silly elf.

>>14573959
What do Star Ocean and Dynasty Warriors have in common?

>>14573959
Fubu? Only trash wears that stuff.

>>14573959
What is this knife-ear doing in my ranks?

>>14573959
What?

>>14573959
Oh for fucks sake, those jailers are so fired. They keep letting the slaves out of their cages, I might just have to attend to them myself.
A commander shouldn't have to debase himself so, but I don't see success coming otherwise.

>>14573959
No, leave it to me.
That centaur will taste my blade this day!

>>14573968
Hey that's racist, Fubu is one of the most popular brand amongst dark elves

>>14573954
Except in the case that they eat wonderland cakes, they can't.

>That's racist!
They are the racist ones.
>Kukuku, it's the greatest secret spell, the pride and joy of my sabbath. I'll change any woman who comes before me into an adorable, childish form..... Or so I'd like to say, but when I tried casting it on a holstaurus, those disgusting breasts remained, and she ended up as a 'big breasted loli!' Ugh!

>>14573959
Who are you, dear ?

Reminder that Elves are a bunch of smelly, stinky whiners.

>>14574004
Sounds like somebody's upset their fleet was sunk at Elf Cliff.

>>14573998
Oppai loli holsts are pure of heart!

>>14574004
Dwarf pls

>>14574004
i would a smelly stinky whiner

>>14573959
When will you learn? DO NOT PURSUE LU BU!

>>14574007
No, I just know that elves are jerks who don't deserve love or attention.

Just strict, uncomfortable bondage.

>>14574023
>Just strict, uncomfortable bondage.
Now this is something I can get behind.

>>14574013
Of course.
After all, all the Holsts are pure and deserve more love.

>>14574021
I want to give that elf larger hips and a bigger bottom!

I want to make it so that she gets stuck in doorways and has to take up two seats on the bus!


She can remain flat as a board though.

>>14574035
I want to start up a dairy farm for all the homeless, orphaned oppai loli Holsts! And the flat ones too!

>>14574035
I'm not sure about that, I heard that they don't mind getting tipped, fondled and even milked by complete strangers!

>>14574054
>complete strangers
Those are called future husbands anon.

I want to outdrink an Oni!

>>14574061
>and then anon was kill

>>14574054
That's why they are so pure!
They know that people love their breasts so they let people touch them so like that they are happy.
They just want to bring more happiness!

>>14574046
A good goal, although I can sell you a few lactation enhancing potions if you need to give the girls a boost.
Oppai lolis can't produce as much naturally as their full grown opposites can.

>>14574072
Maybe only in dire cases. I'd like to keep things as natural as possible, even though it's more work. That just means I get to spend more time with the girls though, and that's not bad at all.

>>14574061
I want to have fun with onis!

>>14574072
No need for potions.
He can just use his semen.

>>14573997
>Their only exposure to use prior to coming to our world is western pop culture
>Monster girls arrive on Earth already infected by ghetto culture
Jesus Christ how horrifying.

>>14574091
>Monster girls arrive on Earth already infected by ghetto culture
Where's that paladin sign up sheet?

>>14574080
That's fine.
Some of these things are pretty strong.
Use too much and that oppai loli may find herself pinned down by a size of oversized titties.

>>14574087
True, impregnation can double holstaur milk production.

I want to slap an oppai loli Holst's titties around and call her a bad girl!

>>14574118
But then she's going start moaning/mooing and get all red-faced as her thighs rub together.

You don't want to accidentally make an oppai-loli holst orgasm do you?

>>14574122
>accidentally
No.

>>14574122
If she does, I'm just going to slap her harder.

>>14574125
Good man, it would be rude to- Oh!
You mean that you want to do it on purpose.

>>14574132
But then she's going to be writhing and squirming with glazed over eyes.

>>14574138
More slaps! More slaps for the oppai loli Holst's titties!

>>14574142
Please anon!
You're going to turn her into a masochist at this rate!

>>14574155
I don't care! She deserves it for being such a lewd little girl!

>>14574162
I hope that you're not wearing red.

>>14574162
But she's just going to get lewder!
She'll wear shorter skirts and lacy white underwear and a bra that has a hole where her nipples can poke through.

>>14574171
No, unless she can see my underwear.

>>14574175
That's just asking for more titty slaps.

>>14574183
If you continue to bully this Holst, the Sabbath will "reward" you.

>>14574183
No anon!
You're going to break her!

Any further and she'll be walking around in a tank top that just barely stretches across her breasts and a skirt that does little more than let you see the bottom of an overly large dildo that stretches her out like a fairy trying to take a water bottle.

This is...an odd ghost story.
http://exhentai.org/s/90602a2480/890445-1

>>14574201
The only way this can get lewder is if she's using it to plug up all the spunk plugged into her, keeping her belly full and round from everything she's been getting.
up until she's actually impregnated and has a big ol' preggo belly.

Which one do you want? The blue wock, or the red wock?

>>14574235
I'd rather a demi-Wock.

>>14574235

neither

>>14574235
The red one, i want to be an awakened master.

>>14574235
What's the difference?

>>14574235
I want a black and yellow one, HA!

>>14574235
The green and purple wock.

>>14574244
You take the blue wock—the story ends, you wake up in your bed with the wock and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red wock—you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember: all I'm offering is the wock. Nothing more.

>>14572841
Because rather than do lewd things to a Raiju I'd let a Raiju daughteru ride on my shoulders so we could Gattai into Sheevu

>>14574235
I take the daring Wock of mystery: Darkwing Wock.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=375ENQbru8s

>>14574252
What if I take this >>14574250
wock?

>>14574258
That's my wock. I need it to stay healthy.

>>14574252
>How deep the rabbit hole goes

I now have the image of a March Hare in Morpheus's costume who then fucks the guy if he takes the red wock.

>>14574235
The blue one.

>>14574283
I want to go swimming.

>>14574283
Oh no! Beach bullies!

>>14574283
Where is my shark MG KC?
I want to be bullied!

>>14574283
Please don't ruin my sandcastle.

>>14574283
>Those abs
>Those tits
>Those eyes

>That fucking everything

just watched cabin in the woods, very enjoyable movie

how would this be done in the MG world to stop the ancients lilims of old to arise.

>>14574283
I want to go worming for shark lolis!

>tfw if MGE ever became real there would be lewdness everywhere
>Any and all hobbies, places, or environments would be infected
>Not even reading or walking through the park would be safe

>>14574283
I want to sacrifice them to the bully god!

>>14574328
Not even your house would be safe.

>>14574329
But they are the bullies goddesses!

>>14574328
I can stay in my house the...
>>14574337
Wait how?

>>14574283
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YinkbnaBgIk

>Shark Girls descended from the blood of Kamohoalii
>Manticores of the sea
>Can transform between shark-girl and full shark form to terrorize you
>The most feared is the CC Great White Shark Girl covered in scars off the shore of the East Coast USA

>>14574356
>>The most feared is the CC Great White Shark Girl covered in scars off the shore of the East Coast USA
She's just feared because of her size and the bad rep the movies gave her.

It's Bull Shark Girls the ones you have to look out for.

Are Swords monster girls?

>>14574346
Your SE would attract lewd MGs around your house.
Be cautious anon.
If you stay in your house for a long time and if you aren't lucky, Devil Bugs or Beezlebubs will catch you.
No one is safe.

Spoopy.

>>14574346

Slimes traveling via the sewers or through your water pipes, Ghosts, Karakasa Obake, Chochin Obake and other tsukumogami ,Stronger monsters simply breaking down your door and taking you away.

>>14574329
>Sacrificing bullies to the bully god
That's not how this works, Anon. An offering is something that they want. It's pretty clear that what you have to offer to the bully god is something that it will want to bully.

>>14574374
The Tsukumogami type are for certain.

>>14574367
I want to lick Jaws-chan's scars

>>14574375
>>14574381
Right time for plan B. Get the hell out of doge and try to get to a farm as fast as I can and touch the cow.