/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>14557517
I was asleep when the year changed, what happens now?

Butt snake best snake.

>>14557523
No good luck for you.

Remember, just because it's the year of the monkey doesn't mean that you get to monkey around. Don't make cop mouse teach you a lesson.

>>14557514
Bend over for them and they bend over for you! It's perfect, an exchange well made, I say.

>>14557523
Is it obvious?
Now we strike back against a world that fears us, a world that shudders at the mere mention of us.

Now we show them what it really means to hold hands.

>>14557530
Who let the chuuni out?

>>14557527
回レ回レｗｗ＠

One of the first for paizuri goddess.

Year of the monkey sucks! When's year of the horse pussy?

Maids are olev

>>14557535
Fate did, Anon.

Fate set me free so that I can educate the world in the proper ways of hand holding!

Cuddling with snake wife

Sadly a bottle of rum wasn't enough to make me drunk

>>14557511
But I'd fight to remove the monsters from our world instead. The fantasy is nice but the reality would suck. Besides, I want to see what humanity can accomplish on it's own. Assuming magic could somehow work on our side of the portal it would ruin our development and make us reliant on them rather than striving to better ourselves.

>>14557544
Never, horse pussy is forever canceled.

>>14557544
>>14557550
Take your harlots and strumpets back to /a/ or at least post Spider.

>>14557551
>what humanity can accomplish on it's own
Nothing much, do you have any idea how long we've had animals domesticated?

Happy new year everyone! May 2016 bring you lots of paizuri.

>>14557551
So what? Isn't magic just bending the world to your will anyway, just like we did with all our other inventions? Also, get out of here you coward.

I want a Kakuen to laugh at my tiny penis!
I want to start her year off with a good laugh, so I think it was a good deed!

>>14557564
>Also, get out of here you coward.
You'll have to explain how I'm being a coward. I just said I'd fight the big rape monsters.

>>14557567
You know what I want?
A tiny kakuren to ride on my shoulders and generally follow me around like a friend.

I want to teach her martial arts and give her a magic staff.

>>14557570
Not him but I think you're taking the easy way out, too. You're not man enough to fight for love.

>>14557551
I think you just are afraid of alping.
A lot of people here should be afraid of that.

>>14557503

I wouldn't worry about it. Worse comes to worst, there will be separatist forces willing to aid them.

>>14557551

Assuming they're like the ones in the Encyclopedia, our tech will blow their minds, and we can engage in trade and commerce.

>all that magitek

>>14557576
What's there to be afraid of? Being an Alp is the bee's knees! It's super-duper rad!

>>14557574
>easy way out
>Fighting against magic using rape monsters
Anon, this would not be an easy thing to do in the slightest.

>>14557577
>separatist forces
You mean they'd be given asylum in Northern Europe?

>>14557570
You're not fighting for love, you're fighting to keep the same cycle of mediocrity and mistakes because you're afraid of change.

I just want a Holst to waifu and fuck silly, is that so wrong?

>>14557578
Holy shit, it's like I'm in the ninties again.
Which is bad because I spent most of it under the age of nine.


Anyways, good night Anons.
Take care and have a happy new year, we got another long one ahead of us.
Also, don't burn down the thread.
It's a new year so lets start -current year- off on the right foot.

>>14557583
>Northern Europe
No, too many muslims there already, and they hate monstergirls.

>>14557583

No, I meanthere are people in the US that, if the nation won't help them, they will.

>>14557544
Have this instead

>>14557581
Of course it is the easy thing to do. They're the horrible evil monsters and you're the good guy, what's there to think about? Easy-peasy, simple as that.
>>14557592
Wouldn't it be nice to see THEM get raped for a change?

>>14557591
Got a problem with Alp-talk, Daddy-O? Don't be a party-pooper!

>>14557584
>afraid of change
The other stuff you said is nonsense, but I admit this might be a factor.
But at the same time, I still have a little faith in humanity, if only for our technological prowess. Wouldn't reaching the stars or a technological singularity be more worthwhile is we were the ones to do it alone without help?

>>14557596
Those are some fat eyelids.

>>14557604
We do get help, though. From God and aliens.

>>14557602
It reminds me of Poochy from the simpsons.

No one wants to be Poochy from the simpsons.

>>14557597
>Of course it is the easy thing to do. They're the horrible evil monsters and you're the good guy, what's there to think about? Easy-peasy, simple as that.
It only looks easy in movies and games because of plot armour. That shit doesn't exist in reality, so the difficulty will be very much increased.

>>14557604
No. I don't see why it would be.
>>14557609
Isn't that what all Alps are, though?

>>14557610
I think we're talking past each other. You're taking the easy way out MORALLY speaking. You're going to ignore the fact that Monsters are people too and just kill them all because muh HFY, which makes you a real stick-in-the-mud.

>>14557604
Who gives a shit if we do all the work or not? We need all the help we can get.

I want grimdarkfags talking about murdering waifus to leave.

>>14557604

Maybe, but I think discovering another form of life, much more that is so close to humanity, would be bigger than figuring out how to travel longer distances in space. If there's a way for them to get in, there's a way for us to get out.

>>14557612
>No. I don't see why it would be.
Maybe this is all some bizarre form of pride on my part then. At any rate I still wouldn't want monstergirls to exist in real life, and if they did I'd rather be left alone by them. Maybe I'd change my mind if it actually happened, but I'd think the world would be worse off.

>>14557612
No, alps are things you tease before getting some beer and hotwings with them.

>>14557620
You haven't seen real grimdarkfags yet, it's childishly quiet and civil.

>>14557602
>alps using 90's slang
>hellhound lolis using old timey slang
Oh no, I'm finding them absolutely charming.

send help

>>14557616
Ah, I see. I wouldn't kill them if they were peaceful, that's a fucking insane thing to do. I was working under the assumption they would try and conquer us, or at least be the rapist types.

>>14557626
I don't understand you and I'm starting to dislike you because of it. I'm going swear a vendetta on you and yours.
Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to go hold up my New Year's resolutions with my new personal trainer. She's going to punch my abs while I do crunches!

>>14557635
That' not what you were implying before.

What would be the first words you'd tell you're monster girl waifu if you meet her?

>>14557633
I now have the image of a posh looking hellhound loli with a parasol and some fine glasses looking at me with disapproval while calling me a ragamuffin and a hoodlum.

This image will warm my heart as I go to sleep.

>>14557633
COWABUNGA!

>>14557648
I don't think I worded it properly then, my bad.

>>14557653
I love you.

>>14557653
"I am not worthy"

>>14557655
I want to be her D-Dog.

>>14557665
So you like peanut butter?

>160 C89 doujins uploaded
>60 of them are kancolle
BOOOOATTTSLUUUUTTTSSS

>>14557653
I would just lose my spaghetti.

>>14557653
I would tell her "hi". Hopefully, rape comes after that.

>>14557653
"You aren't physically possible, I guess this means I'll be taking some medication now."

>>14557671
Are you saying you wouldn't stick it in a boat?

>>14557653
She's not a MG, but would she count if she's dressed like one for New Year's?

>>14557673
Your waifu would just barge in and eat your lunch? It would be best if you taught her some manners.

>>14557689
>choosing reality over happiness

>>14557671
But what about the Elf High School ones? WHAT ABOUT THOSE?

>>14557654
Are you saying people still don't get called ragamuffins all the time? You sir, live somewhere strange and likely cold.

Have you welcomed your new overlords yet?

>>14557731
I would, but crybabies might get upset.

>>14557731
You mean S2 got announced?

Sasuga Ain's-sama

>>14557737
No, you nimrod.

>>14557736
Explain further.

>>14557653
>Real or hallucination?

>>14557745
You act like that was a serious question.
>Madhouse
>Season two

>>14557754
They've actually done a couple season 2s

>>14557752
You try to help humanity by going to the side of the monsters, but suddenly you're a traitor. .

Stop talking about Papa Bones' Wild Ride.

>>14557765
You can't be a traitor to a cause you never had any allegiance to.

>>14557767
I still need figures. Why are you not all over this shit, Japan? Armored, naked, clothed, shit I wouldn't even complain about a bunny girl fig, but NOTHING? Really?

>>14557767
I want the next book to come out
Still haven't heard anything, I thought it would be December

>>14557765
>human extinction
>helping humanity

I don't think helping means what you think it means.

>>14557770
Exactly.

>>14557775
Why would they let humans die?

>>14557777
I think you're assuming monstergirls have a lot more foresight and self-control than they are generally depicted with.

And if you're talking about KC stuff, then the answer is self-evident.

>>14557797
Why would you want everything to go wrong? Why do you hate happiness and nice things? What happened to you to make you so full of bitter hatred?

>>14557797
Humans don't have any of these either. At least monstergirls care about you.

>>14557771
Wasn't that succubus just a guy RP'ing in the game?

>>14557799
Why do you assume someone has to be a grump to state the logical conclusion of something if it's negative?

You have one more year left to BE PREPARED. Learn ear-molestation techniques in case of Elf incursion.

>>14557765
>You try to help humanity by going to the side of the monsters
This is literally the dumbest thing iv seen all year.

>>14557813
I don't follow.

>>14557813
To be fair, it's only been a day so far.

>>14557808
>logical conclusion
See, your logic is based entirely on the situation being negative in the first place, because that's what is in your head. If you thought of Monsters as not being brainless rape machines that make humans go extinct, then you couldn't make "logical conclusions" like that. Your "logical conclusion" is just your own negative attitude.

>>14557802
Actually she's an NPC made by a guy who was in Papa Bones' guild. That's what all the characters except him are, NPCs who gained sentience in the new world; he was the only PC logged in at the time of the whole "The game becomes real" thing.

Originally she was programmed to be a slut, but just before shit got real, Papa Bones changed "Everyone" to "Himself" for shits and giggles.

>>14557809
What about foot massages?

>>14557802
It was an NPC created by a guy.

>>14557827
>If you thought of Monsters as not being brainless rape machines that make humans go extinct
So headcannon then?

>>14557827
>Being this wrong

You just tell a monster she can't find a guy to marry or can't have more than X number of children. See how that works out for you.

Protip it doesn't Them being unstoppable love machines means they will continue unchecked until they've used up everything.

>>14557827
At the same rate, aren't you being a little too optimistic?

>>14557833
Yes. Your headcanon is dark and bleak and shows what a grumpmeister you are. I repeat: why?

>>14557837
Why wouldn't I be? I don't come to these threads to be unhappy and depressed.

>>14557836
>Them being unstoppable love machines means they will continue unchecked until they've used up everything.

This. The problem with monstergirls is that they're too loving. They all want men, but are incapable of producing more if we go by the canon. The human population would dwindle after just a few generations unless there were some restrictions in place, and I could see most monsters being angry over them.

>>14557844
>if we go by the canon
I reject the MGE canon.

>>14557841
I enjoy purging monster it brings a smile to my face different strokes for different folks.

>>14557841
Fair enough, but some of us love thinking about how a world with monsters would actually be. It turns out the real world isn't all sunshine and rainbows,and there would actually be problems. It's a little unfair you called the guy a grump for just thinking about things.

>>14557845
GREAT FLAMING EYELASHES

>>14557844
And if the monsters win, they sure as hell aren't going to lay down restrictions and self-regulate. No amount of sunshine fagging really changes that.

What you really need is something more along the lines of a stalemate where humans still have some power to push back. You don't want either side to have a total victory because man would stripmine monsterworld and monstergirls would depopulate earth. They have to be forced to negotiate to work together.

>>14557845
So they can have sons too in your canon? That's the only logical way to fix the issue.
Even then you can have purists saying those men aren't human anyway, but that's a whole other issue.

>>14557851
How is it unfair to call a grump a grump?
>>14557858
I don't worry about purists. Purists would purge people with glasses because wearing them makes you into a cyborg.

>>14557858
Logically, then that falls into the trap of them not needing earth men in the first place.

I've got the solution to all our problems. We infect Monster Girls with the genophage.

>>14557860
Dude, you are blinded by sunshine so much that you call the tiniest shade grimdark. Back up a minute and actually look at what was written.

>>14557855
>What you really need is something more along the lines of a stalemate where humans still have some power to push back.
That's exactly whats going on in MGE right now. The thread seems to think that the monsters will just inevitably win but KC never said the order outright loses he just said they will never be able to completely eradicate monsters. So for all we know it could be a stalemate forever.

>>14557864
Don't they basically already have that in KC land? Minus devil bugs, large mice, and a few others.

>>14557866
>grimdark
I never said that though. I called the guy a grump. You're so buttblasted you can't see any nuances in what people you disagree with say, you back up a minute!

>>14557872
So how will they make humans go extinct again?

I have high hopes of a remake

>>14557860
>How is it unfair to call a grump a grump?
So pointing out the flaws in something makes you a grump now, or is it just thinking in general? I'd understand if the guy was claiming monsters couldn't love you or whatever, but from what I've read he was just pointing out that there would be some major issues.

>>14557874
Your rant on negativity is basically the same thing.

In fact, you're the guy acting like a grump because someone dared mention that in most everything but your personal non-KC headcanon, it would not be all whip cream and marshmallows.

Let's just get along already.

saw this on the /tg drawthread

>>14557879
Remake of what?

>>14557539
I wanna cuddle with Shamsiel!

>>14557880
>pointing out flaws
>thinking in general
The guy I was calling a grump was talking about a massive war between humans and MGs, I think that goes beyond "pointing out flaws".
But fuck it. Kill all Monster Girls for the God Emperor of Mankind if you want, I'm leaving you grumps alone.

>>14557894
Spider is best

>>14557874
I like how these guys have made actual arguments while all you do is namecall.

>>14557875
No men being born from monsters and the inevitable creep of mamano mana. It's a slow process, been going on about a thousand years in MGE, but it's pretty much irreversible. Even if/when the demon lord finally beats the Chief God, then you'll just have incubi.

I guess it depends on the timeframe and stuff you care about. Heat death of the universe is a sure thing too, but it's sure not an immediate concern.

>>14557901
I think the other poster was right. YOU are the grump.

>>14557653
>"Please be gentle."

>>14557653
>Ay u want sum fuk

Theoretical question anons.
How would you react if your waifu took in as much of your scent as she could at any given opportunity?
How would you react if she wanted to be near you as often as possible and clung to you at all times?
How would you react to her getting addicted to the taste of your cum and constantly trying to get more?
How would you react if your waifu was absolutely obsessed with you?

>>14557653
Well, clearly she wouldn't understand english so I'll have to learn the ancient dormouse language of the yawn.

>>14557922
by completely ignoring her and taking long trips away from home.

>>14557922
Introduce her to bondage and denial play.

>>14557919
Thanks to this thread, this is how I think Manticores talk.
>Ayy bayy, u wan sum fuk?
>Uh, sorry do you know where the station is?
>I gib u sukky suk
>Uh, never mind
>Ayyy why u go?

>>14557922
Clone her

>>14557922
I'd be happy, though I'd probably scold her for doing that stuff in public. I love clingyness, and am a little that way myself. We could become a lovely vortex of yandere.

>>14557653
>Anything can happen in the woods.
>May I kiss you?

>>14557922
I can think of worse things. Only thing all that worrying to me is the "Constantly trying to get more" bit.

But I suppose we can just go to restaurants that use floor-length table cloths.

>>14557926
The path to NTR. Or violent yandere.

>>14557932
Bunch of filthy porch tiggers. They make the good Manticores look bad.

>>14557926
Anon that's mean.
>>14557930
That's mean in a nice way. I'm sure she'll enjoy that. Out of curiosity, what species is your waifu?
>>14557934
>>14557937
I like these guys ideas.

>>14557932
Fuck you anon, Woolie's voice popped into my head.
Bleetzboll...

>>14557922
Clone myself with doppelganger potions and have some spell to share sensations between myself and my doppelgangers at all times.

I don't mind if she makes me ejaculate when I'm in public.

>>14557932
Yesterday I fucked a tailpussy thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis big!

>>14557922
>How would you react if your waifu took in as much of your scent as she could at any given opportunity?
I'd tell her I find it creepy. People smelling you is weird in general and I'd feel very uncomfortable with it.
>How would you react if she wanted to be near you as often as possible and clung to you at all times?
She sounds clingy as fuck. Everyone needs some personal space, she can respect that or fuck off.
>How would you react to her getting addicted to the taste of your cum and constantly trying to get more?
Honestly, this is just getting weird now.
>How would you react if your waifu was absolutely obsessed with you?
Flattered I guess, but how badly are we talking here? She's not going to kill people or anything is she?

>>14557946
>Out of curiosity, what species is your waifu?
Hinezumi

>>14557953
>He doesn't love his waifu

>>14557953
>Flattered I guess, but how badly are we talking here?
She already sounds yandere as fuck.

>>14557953
>People smelling you is weird in general and I'd feel very uncomfortable with it.
But anon, she can't help it if your scent is intoxicating to her.
>Everyone needs some personal space, she can respect that or fuck off.
But she just wants to feel your warmth!
>Honestly, this is just getting weird now.
Are you telling me you don't want your waifu to suck you off until her cheeks are bulging with your cum?
>but how badly are we talking here?
It's more a "I love you so much I want to be with you forever" obsession rather than a Yandere obsession.

>>14557945
There are good Manticores?
But really, classy intellectual Manticore who can debate and reason most people into the ground but is a sadistic primal fuck machine to her lover when? I just like the idea of her slipping in lewd remarks into intelligent conversations, and making well thought out rationalizations for her brutal bedroom behaviour

>>14557963
>But anon, she can't help it if your scent is intoxicating to her.
But it makes me feel very, very uncomfortable.
>But she just wants to feel your warmth!
I'd understand if she was a Yeti, but she isn't.
>Are you telling me you don't want your waifu to suck you off until her cheeks are bulging with your cum?
No, not really. I'm yet to watch a hentai or read a doujin where that doesn't look silly. But then the anime style doesn't do blowjobs well, they all look like fucking anteaters.
>It's more a "I love you so much I want to be with you forever" obsession rather than a Yandere obsession.
Eh, at least my family will be safe then. I'd want her to tone it down a bit otherwise. You can have too much of a good thing.

>>14557971
>Mi amore, I'm only going to hurt you a little
I promise you'll love every moment of it

>>14557802
>Succubus
Albedo is an imp

>>14557991
If it looks like a duck & acts like a duck, chances are it's a duck, anon. I don't care what the official race is, for all intents and purposes she's a succubus.

>>14557991
>imp
Albedo is a bitch

It's finally her time to shine.

She's going to reach Cheshire levels of popularity this year right? Right?

Where's that drawing from Less of that Ushi in bondage?
I can't find it anywhere.

>>14557999
Albedo is perfect go fuck yourself.

>>14558000
For ass men, why not? For me, eh not my thing.

>>14558009
>Ushi in bondage
This disgusts me. But I need to see it, it's not on his tumblr, imgur or DA accounts. You sure you're not imagining things?

>>14557772
Yenpress licensed it unfortunately so we're gonna have to wait for their slow asses to catch up the the fan translations

>>14558011
No, she was a bitch type until Lord Boner changed it.

>>14558039
I know what I have seen, and it is beautiful.
The wildest of monsters, brought down by mortal men.

>>14558039
>>14558174
An ancient evil, sealed away for generations.

UNTIL NOW

>>14557922
I'd love it all. Any sign of affection for me by someone I loved back would fill me with guilty, narcissistic joy.
Call me desperate, call the cops, I don't give a fuck. I'd jump into the abyss of yandereness in a heartbeat.

Posting dead again?

>遅くなりましたが、あけましておめでとうございます！去年はありがとうございました！　今年は夏に図鑑2巻を出す事を目標にしつつ、他の方からも様々な図鑑関係の作品が予定されており、図鑑再始動の年にしたいと思っております！　今年もクロビネガと魔物娘図鑑をよろしくお願い致します!
We getting new Monster Girls on a regular basis again, rejoice

>>14558280
Yes baby.

>>14558280
I'm guessing next week would be too short notice but we'll start getting them every week again after.

>year of the monkey
I wanna see a tough, muscular gorilla girl with huge arms/hands and legs, but with a beautiful face, long hair and a fondness for cute things

>>14558305
That sounds nice.
"Fondness for cute things" just makes me imagine her cuddling the shit out of some shota.

>>14558280
>Ended last year on furry
Some people joked, but it happened

First thread of the year and it"s lewd rabbit. Good job.

tfw 2 bottles of whiskey, vodka, gin, wine and god knows how .much beer

Which monstergirl can make the best coffee and help me not die?

>>14557544
Never.

>>14558360
Kiki probably

>>14557586
>that girl
Good taste in porn nigga.

Happy New Year everyone! Hope you all had fun last night, and hopefully 2016 will be a great year for you!

>>14557693
Damn Musashi you fine

>>14558371
i spent it murdering people with my skaven warband on mordheim

>>14558360
I don't know about coffee but she makes excellent tea.

>>14558406
Only mushroom I'd suck.

Which monster girls make the most bimbo of bimbos?

Which monster girls would be the most inclined to becoming porn stars?

What species of monsters girls would most easily become prostitutes?

What would you do if if you found a broken monster girl in a dark alleyway, abandoned as used goods?

>>14558406
I still can't believe we got some decent Mad Hatter art in the end.
Mono is too good to us.

>>14558438
That picture confuses me.
Either monstergirls would think prostitution is amazing because they'd be paid to have sex, or they'd hate it more than anyone because there's no commitment or marriage in it

>>14558438
>Which monster girls make the most bimbo of bimbos?
I'm going with Succubi.
>Which monster girls would be the most inclined to becoming porn stars?
Succubi, but I can see most species finding a niche. For instance, I'd want to watch a full moon werewolf destroy some poor guy.
>What species of monsters girls would most easily become prostitutes?
Again, Succubi. Unlike the other girls they actually need sex to live. It would be like being paid to eat your meals for them. They'd love it.
>the spoiler
That seems pretty unlikely.

High above the mucky-muck, there sits Wyvern Girl~

>>14558371
No, I didn't have fun last night. Rockets frighten my dog and make the cats jump against the window when they try to catch the pretty lights.
I hate New Years.
I hate it, I hate it, I hate it!

>>14558360
The girl who best understands coffee is Cop Werewolf. She has survived many a stakeout on the power of "hot as Hell and black as tar".

Anon, you are the vice president of the student council in MGCU. Your scheduledog president has instructed you to think of new rules since MGCU has become coed very recently. How be?

>>14558493
Rule Zero: hats are mandatory, pants are not.
Rule 1: Every thursday is pea soup and pancakes -day, no exceptions.

>>14558493
I want a scheduledog senpai who forces me to help her all the time!

>>14558497
>Rule Zero: hats are mandatory, pants are not.
I see I have come across a fellow gentleman of refined tastes.

>>14558501
Well I want a selfish Lilim to force me, a bookish Lich, a slutty Bunny and a smug Alp to form a Mystery Club!

>>14558493
Give all boys that one gender changing potion, throw them into the dick pit, fish out the alps a month later and bring back the all-girls school rules.

If anyone survives with his manhood intact, he's crowned the Highlander and made the king of the school.

>>14558515
That sounds hot

>>14558438
Succubi come to mind for the first three questions.
As for the fourth, it really depends on the monster I come across, but for the most part:
I would offer to bring her home, then I would warm her up, clean her up, and give her a nice meal. Shenanigans involving her methods of thanking me would ensue.

>>14558493
>>14558497
Rule 2: The school library is a safe zone.

>>14558493
>Use order as excuse to spend time with Bapho Treasurer

>>14558543
Rule 3: There will be no raping during class hours.

>>14558543
As long as you don't mention the word "monkey" anywhere near its vicinity.

>>14558551
I heard there's a Kakuen in the library. We should ask the Librarian if she's seen it.

>>14558493
THERE WILL BE NO SEX IN PUBLIC SPACES
Please take your sexual acts to the broom closet, toilets or other designated fucking areas

>>14558493
All gophers must wear a collar with a tag on it. This tag will tell us which clique they are getting bossed around by and who we return runaways to after the Public Morals Committee is done disciplining them.

>>14558493
If I make it a rule that the scheduledog president has to go on at least one date with me after school, with options for daily continuations up to her discretion, would she agree?

>>14557946
That fucking bleetzball shit and his Tricky/Titus voice kills me every time.

>>14558493
Rule 69: the safe word is 'Oklahoma'

Ahh 2016...the year Horse Pussy Kingdom was convinced to be renamed Hooved Pussy Kingdom to better represent the whole of the nation instead of the original founders.

>>14558583
>B-b-b-b-but Anon, w-we c-can't do that! Wh-what if th-the rumors spread?

>>14558601
I don't care let them see us all lovey dovey at the arcade. Let them see our love and be consumed with jealousy.

>>14557671
>>14557693
>Shitty boatsluts
>Not the superior yandere-as-fuck Abyssals
>Who let all that EXP go into delicious places

>>14558610
Do you think Abyssals could use their spooky armaments as weird sex toys?

>>14558610
>Those panties
>"She's got a nice ass."
Understatement of the goddamn century.

Oh, also for those interested, the artist of this picture made a video him drawing it. If you're interested it's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNXu6vhnxPM

Hope you enjoy!

>>14558624
Abyssal are too pure for that.

>>14558645
I always wondered
What are those tentacles actually for?

>>14558663
Blowjobs.

>>14558663
I dunno, but I'm sure she uses them for something

>>14558645
Time lapses and streams are always nice, seeing it all come together really makes me appreciate how much work goes into these things.
>>14558663
Tearing your clothes off with as she pins you down with her arms.

>>14558667
>That white, sheer dress contrasting against deep, tan skin, creating a translucent effect
Hnnnnnngggg that's the good stuff...

>>14558663
They let her do cool combos like that dude from that Darkness game.

>>14558668
>png.png

>>14558646
http://imgur.com/RrkvmSc

>Abyssals
>Pure

Shame they don't have shit for personality to go off on when it comes to writing. Even KC's shit has a basic idea of how they act.

>>14558663
"Licking and sucking", according to KC. The meaning of that should be obvious. http://a.pomf.se/ajexoc.png

I wonder how many people realize Jabberwock actually has three tentacles

>>14558687
Not sure if it's just me but that pomf link seems broken.
>three tentacles
I'm not seeing it, unless you mean the tongue coming out of her tie.

>>14558687
>I wonder how many people realize Jabberwock actually has three tentacles
We already have so much art with them having two tentacles though. Not to mention two tentacles just looks better than three.

Let's just say it's random how many tentacles a Jabberwock can be born with.

>>14558694

>>14558715
Ah, I see. But where is its point of origin?

Actually, where do the mouth tentacles come from, while we're at it?

>>14558722
>So what are those 2 tentacle-like mouths growing from a Jabberwock's body?

They're tentacles. They can be freely moved like a second set of arms. The person herself doesn't really know why she has them, but they're mostly used lick and suck a males body.

>>14558715
Damn it, not sure how I missed that.
>>14558722
They come from her back, probably just above the tail.

>>14558715
I've never seen that before. And KC has never mentioned it once nor corrected someone.

The 3rd tentacle sucks.

>>14558715
>>14558687
>Girls have four mouths!

>>14558726
Where did that quote come from? I asked where the mouth tentacles come from on the Jabber's body, not what the are or do.

>>14558737
Actually, A Jabberwock would have 6 mouths.

Manticores on suicide watch.

>>14558738
Oh, I misunderstood your question then.
If you mean where they grow from, probably somewhere on their backs.

>>14558762
Wait a second, how would a Wendigo harem work? How would they decide who's coat to use or would they put all three of them on you at once and turn you into some kind of monstrosity the world has never seen before?

>>14558762
Oh.. Wendigos. All you have to do against Wendigos is...

You know what. You won't be coming back. Sane at least.

>>14558687
>>14558737
>You will never get pinned down by your yandere Jabberwock oneesan
>She will never run her main mouth's tongue all up your front, starting at your navel to your chest
>One tentacle begins to kiss and suck your ear, licking at it
>Another is suckling on your fingers, she's lack-a-daisically calling them thick enough to be more cocks
>Her third one is sucking your balls
>The sensory overload is too much and you're a panting, needy mess when she's done, coverd in Wock juice
>Her pupils are hearts and her chest is heaving when she starts gliding her labia up and down your shaft, covering you in a pleasant warmth from her arousal
>She tells you it's a good thing that Alice you were chasing didn't spring her trap, so now you don't have to disappear
>Struggle to reach above you, she's too focused on sliding her pussy all over your cock
>She can't wait to be 'one' with you
>Feel the wrapper and throw your weapon at her
>It's a Snickers bar
>She's temporarily frozen as you make your wobbly escape, you at least make it into the hallway
>Before two claws erupt from the drywall, grabbing your arms in a vise grip
>You're literally pulled through the wall into your oneesan's waiting embrace
>The full moon hangs overhead as she violates you
>All
>Night
>Long

>>14558770
They'd go all matryoshka doll on it. The smallest wendigo wraps you up, then she's given the cloak hug by the next largest wendigo, who's cuddled and swallowed up by the tallest.
Because of the mysterious way in which the wendigo cloak dimension works, you'll be receiving recursive hugs from all of them. Their cloak worlds overlap ontop of each other, like waveform superpositioning.

>>14558776
Hold Still right?

>>14558781
>Not pleasuring her with the Snickers bar

>>14558645
It's a damn shame that guy likes butts so much, or i would want to get some Miia from him
But I prefer the manga snake rump Miia over the anime's almost ass Miia, and i don't want to deprive the artist of drawing asses

>>14558781
>I will never have a yandere monstergirl oneesan
It hurts.

>>14558784
The cold will claim you.

If you manage to get out with there help, you may start going insane and start looking for them. The you really won't be coming back.

Oh shit! Your Kiki challenges you to a duel!

>>14558791
Boobs are nice, but ass and hips are hometown.

>>14558822
I'm normally an ass guy, but i don't think it merges well with Miia's tail

She has amazing hips though

>>14558821
It'll go down to either Duel of the Fates...

...or, with my luck, Amok Time.

>>14557855
Why would they need to? Monster girls don't demand a lot of resources other than human men. Once they have a husband, they really don't need anything else. Monster girls like the Dark Elementals outright bias nature in the interest of humanity such that the world is one of plentiful natural resources and safety from natural threat, an actual hugbox! They extend lifespans more than any modern medicine, in the case of the monster girls like Lich, it's indefinitely because she's immortal, and as insatiable as they are, there's still life outside of sex in a monster girl dominated world. There's no good reason to not side with monster girls on this unless out of some misplaced sense of racial identity.

Who gives a shit if humanity dies out? You'll still be you, alive, potentially thousands of years later, fuck, maybe even longer! In a world that only wants the best for you, with nothing to fear, all you'd need is to reach out your hand and you'd find it buried in prisoner fruit or something like that.

>>14558821
If she wins, she can do almost anything she wants to me.

>>14558821
So...the time has come.

Can she stand against my Headpat fu?

>>14558865
>Who gives a shit if humanity dies out?
Humanity does, hence why the Order is fighting tooth and nail to drive out the monsters.

Species traitors need not apply.

>>14558865
>randomly read some of KC's Q&As
>off hand mention that most elementals' bodies are largely composed of their respective element
So what would each spirit's pussy feel like?

>>14558825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUT5rEU6pqM

Whether it's Miia or any other Lamia I just want to grab ahold of those hips and bury my face into her lady-parts

>>14557671
>>14558610
>Cheshire probably wasn't among them
Oh well, I hope for more Abyssal doujins in that regard.

>>14558815
But I held still!

>>14558821
I return challenge her with a <Captcha Sandwiches> duel on who can make the best sandwich!

>>14558894
>you will never get a nursing handjob from kouwan or kouwan 2.0

>>14558901
Seaport Water Oni is scary, and arousing.

>>14558894
None of the monster girl ones have been uploaded yet, including the Cheshire.

Fujoshit and boats as far as the eye can see.

>>14558909
Why is there absolutely zero porn of her?

>>14558920
Mate.

>>14558881

Ignis - Like dipping your cock in a honeyed pot hot enough to risk severe burns. The flames of her insides would churn like a kiln, warming your manhood to extremely sensitive and pleasurable levels.

Undine - Water pressure all around you as she pushes and pulls like the current of the ocean, resorting to polynesian-style sex with you to enjoy 'melting' with you the longest.

Sylph - Shallow and cool, like a soft spritz of cool air every time she bounces up and down on your cock. Doing anal with her is like penetrating the eye of the storm.

Gnome - The sensation of your body entering into either the softest sand or dirt, entire continents heaving under your lovemaking with her as her big tracts of land bounces and she ara aras during sex.

SPECIAL CHALLENGER:

Dark Matter - It was then that it happened. My consciousness was ejaculated into her, freed from the moorings of the mortal meat reality. I dare not breathe in the concentrated mana of her being as the world, the moon, and then eventually the galaxy passed.

It was then that I saw and felt it, a vast wall that seemed to seperate me from whatever lay beyond. Upon feeling it, warm like the flesh of my lover, an abhorrent and spine curdling chill ran up my spine.

When I awoke, she merely smiled, whispering sweet nothings into my ear. Rocking met to a babe's slumber beneath a night sky that was barren without stars. She is the Gate, and the Key.

>>14558920
You wot

>>14558880
So generous that you act to protect me in the name of our species. Tell me, why don't you fucking hypocrites ever invoke that reasoning to contribute anything of value for the people you claim to be protecting? You're literal saying 'It's for the good of our species that they aren't in good health, aren't safe from natures ire, and aren't satisfied by plentiful resources; we must protect our species by making sure nobody ever gains anything.'

You're only claim to legitimacy is that monster girls don't have human children, which doesn't matter anyway, because those children will live shitty lives in shitty human settlements where they could have not been born and spared the suffering that comes from living the order's way.

For those still alive, the difference between incubus and human is significant; incubus are just better all around! That said, it's a direct continuation of the person from before they became an incubus, they suffer nothing to become one. The only thing gained from doing things the order's way is more generations of humans who live their lives inferior to what they could be living; all the order want is the continuation of humanities suffering, not humanity.

>>14558923
>>14558934
All the porn is just of regular seaport
Water Oni has basically nothing

>>14558930
Ignis a best.

I want to serve a muscle elf and her twin sisters!

>>14558930
>Dark Matter
11/10

>>14558920
>tfw even Kloah of all people hasn't drawn her yet

>>14558930
>The sensation of your body entering into either the softest sand or dirt
Figuratively or literally?

>>14558953
Both.

>>14558894
Not a single abyssal
But lots of kashima
Who is she? New boatslut? Why there are so many doujins with her?

Also
>shotashit
Absolutely disgusting

>>14558953
Little bit of Column A, little bit of Column B. I like to think that with the Gnome's schtick being 'burying' you, she gets more body mass from the Earth around her, so essentially she could reach 8 - 9' tall and snu-snu you beneath her heavenly, earthy bosom.

>>14558957
I disagree with your sentiments towards /ss/, but I wholeheartedly respect them.

>>14558958
But would her pussy feel more like human flesh, or more like soft, moist soil?

>>14558957
>Who is she? New boatslut?
An extremely fluffy training cruiser that helps your party get more exp if she's in it.
>Why there are so many doujins with her?
She was the only interesting boat that could be obtained from the recent event so she got all of the new girl attention.

>>14558960
Soft, moist soil without all the grossness that comes with it.

With your semen you will fertilize her bountiful expanse of land, your daughterus borne into the world like beautiful, bouncing potatoes.

A true Irishman's dream.

>>14558771
My 2016 resolution is to spend next New Year's Eve with a sexy drunk mono-eye.

>>14558894
I'm not getting my hopes up. The Boatslut:Abyssal doujin imbalance is an affront to the world by this point.

>>14558930
harblador? that sounds like something he would write

>>14558771
>>14558771
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGFToiLtXro

EVERY GODDAMNED TIME UNTIL SHE FINALLY BECOMES REAL.

>>14558966
Do you think the composition of her body would also be affected by the environment? Like, depending on whether you're doing her on a beach, in the middle of the woods, or on a mountain, her body would feel different?
If so, what do you think it'd be like for each of those?

>>14558966
Splendid, truly.

>>14558982
Kind of busy so I'll have a proper response to that soon (tm) after giving it some thought

>>14558972
Far too procrastinator-y or pretentious to be Harblador.

>>14558966
>>14558986
Best elemental

>>14558991
>Best elemental
>Not Ignis
I bet you pussies don't even red knight!

>>14558991
How OP would a dragoon/elemental user be?
I can only imagine how a Sylph/Wyvern/Dragoon trio would be.

I want to be the team captain's arm candy! Amazons are the best!

>>14559012
The only real issue I have with Snibakos art are his faces, otherwise he excels at drawing muscular and curvy girls.

>>14559012
They know how to treat a man, unlike those girls that let a man walk all over them.

>>14559012
How exactly does one play Football with a horn anyway considering helmets and all.

>>14559058
She can tank hits. Or they custom make one.

>>14559025
>househusband posting

>>14559012
>one of the worst girls
>playing one of the worst sports
A match made in handegg heaven.

>>14559076
Look up. So many people here need someone to put them in line.

>>14559076
Being a househusband is great though

>>14559083
That's what kikis are for.

>>14559087
You just don't wanna leave the house. Don't lie to me Anon.

>>14559089
Or Amazons. Same thing.

>>14559093
>same thing
Let's see: One builds you up as a paragon of men, while the other one locks you in the house and forces you to do chores.

Yep, same thing alright.

>>14558982
http://pastebin.com/Xuz79b1Q

This is about the best I could come up with to your question. I know it's missing a few environments like deserts and tundras but fucking pls.

>>14559111
>her actual hands
Just gonna point out that those ARE her actual hands.

>>14559106
Kikis a shit.
A SHIT!

>>14559116
They look like Good, big, strong hands but I like to hold onto the illusion of her being able to create normal sized hands for herself.

>>14559092
Being a house husband isn't so bad for some though. I genuinely enjoy cooking and while it's not the nicest job, cleaning can give a nice sense of satisfaction when it's done.

Plus being a house husband means the daughteru depends more on you.

>>14559106
You get a lovely wife and learn personal responsibility ether way.

>>14559078
>>one of the worst girls
Nobody mentioned your waifu though.

>>14559119
At last, you reveal your true nature.

>>14559126
She can change the size and shape of them as she pleases, but it's not like there are just normal human hands underneath. Her body is still mostly earthen after all.

>>14559128
That does not qualify as "The same thing".

Words have meaning anon.

>>14559136
But it is.

>>14559129
Not nearly as clever as you'd like to believe. Still, you tried, 6/10.

>>14559092

>get to stay at home and play videogames all day

>>14559127
Legitimate points. If you genuinely enjoy these things, more power to you.

Remember not to respond to the clinically retarded. They just don't know any better. The same goes for people pretending to be clinically retarded.

>>14559132
Well I hope that even with that clerical error it's still 'okay' for a conceptual idea.

>>14559092
I wanna great my hard working Amazon wife home in a naked apron and offer her dinner, a bath, or me!

>>14559150
>Remember not to respond to the clinically retarded
So the amazon lovers?

>>14559150
>implying
Seems I've already failed by replying to you.

>>14559119
I'll fight you IRL. Meet me in Ismay Montana tomorrow at 9AM or forever be labelled a coward.

>>14559136
What if a man has an Amazon wife and a Kiki wife?

>>14559153
Ok? At least you're not being a NEET.

>>14559153
But not if you daughter is around.

>>14559153
Since they are succubi, aren't two of those choices the same thing?

>>14559162
What if a man has an Amazon Kiki wife?

>>14559150
>all this femdomfags getting triggered

>>14559162
How would that even work?

>>14559152
I'm quite pleased with it, thank you. Though in my headcanon her pussy is a mixture of fleshy and earthen parts so I'm just gonna add my own imagination onto that

>>14559168
Especially if the daughter is around

>>14559153
Best life.

>>14559180
But she doesn't want to see that.

>>14559172
If you're gonna false-flag, at least proofread your shit.

>>14559184
But she needs to, her mom can show her some pointers on how to treat a man!

>>14559172
Maledomfags being shitposters? Just another day in /mgt/.

>>14559184
Is she going through a rebellious phase?

Dragons are jerks!

Ah fuck I just want a wurm to molest

>>14559194
>not even being subtle about it

>>14559179
Ara ara

>>14559197
Only if you're a weak faggot. Be gud, and they won't be.

>>14559111
Oh my. Gnomes really are the best.
I would imagine that more industrialized areas, like the middle of Pittsburgh, would make her weaker, though. Unless you got "Concrete Jungle" shenanigans going on.
Can't imagine how exciting the Demon Realm Soil would make her.

>>14559204
I don't need to, it's of common knowledge by now.

>>14559197
That's why you get yourself a Wyvern. All the fun of a Dragon, minus the bitchiness. Plus, a Wyvern'll let you ride her.

>>14559216
Would you fuck a Gnome with a sloppy, sticky mud pussy?

>>14559193
>>14559195
But that's her dad, the man who raised her. It would just be weird.

>>14559221
Yes, your falseflagging antics are well documented.
I do wanna know what your end goal is.

>>14559227
>LE FAHNNY 'WHERE U THINK U ARE' WITTICISM
I
Am
Literally
The
Chuckliest
Man
Alive

>>14559223
I'm not against the idea

>>14559222
And no arms/big meaty claws. What a loser.

>>14559171
She runs a maid service that makes stupid amounts of money so her master can stay home where she serves him.
Also is chocolate brown

>>14559174
The Amazon and Kiki have endless debates over proper husband treatment

>>14559235
>you will never get a nursing handjob from Emeth

>>14559197
I want to be dommed and spoiled by my dragon waifu. Then I want to cook and clean for her! I want her to do lewd things to me to relieve her sexual frustration.

>>14559235
Look at those mudballs.

>>14559216
Demon Realm Soil would give her the stickiest mud pussy as well as the ability to terraform entire areas around you.

Before you could blink she'd have a Love Pit ready and fill it with her 'nectar', nearly drowning you in mamano mana infused mud and fucking you senseless

>>14559231
>implying I don't know what the fuck
Dude, I don't have a master plan, I just think it's pretty obvious.

>>14559240
She has big meaty foot-claws. Very dexterous ones too.

>>14559223
It enhances the experience, so why not?

>>14559235
Is there any more art of Emeth elsewhere?

>>14559250
So does vanilla. And I'm pretty sure I can ride her too.

>>14559247
>sex in a mud bath with a Gnome
Nnnngh, I want this.
But which varieties of Gnome would give the best handjobs?

>>14559249
Alrighty then. Tell us when you're ready to join us in reality.

>>14559253
>>14559235

>>14559258
Forest or Jungle.

Forest would even be the kind of Gnome that's into nursing handjobs, cooing that you're such a spoiled child as she calls her 'Your Earth-Mother'. Just like Gaea and Zeus.

>TFW you will never lose your virginity to Forest-Gnome as she makes Dryads and Alraunes schlick in jealosy.

>>14559243
This, you and I are men of fine tastes. To be treated as a Dragon's greatest treasure and being her house husband is truly a love to behold.

>>14559265
What would Forest's arms be like? I can't think of anything but soft, yielding soil in the shape of large hands for her.

>>14559261
Gnome a cutie. Wold cuddle with her.

>>14559259
Reality is in front of your eyes, you just don't want to see it. And believing otherwise doesn't change anything. Just saying.

>>14559267
Pretty much exactly that. Soft, yielding soil while she has you suckle at her large breasts, tenderly edging you until it's time for you to be buried into her mudpot.

>>14559179
Well, her flesh is earth and the earth is her flesh, so that's arguable only right.

>be with a gnome
>she refers to you as Mr Farmer
>when she's in the mood for sex she asks "do you want to plant a seed, Mr farmer?"

>>14559273
>Irony: The post
There are only two reasons somebody would make a "Nah man, my side is super innocent, it's the other side tho" post: Either as bait or out of ignorance.

Neither is really worth anyone's time.

>>14559197
But I like jerks! Dragons, Jabberwocks, Ryus, the jerk dragons are the best!

>>14559286
Zeon did nothing wrong!

>>14559255
>Thinking a Dragon would ever deign to let another person, even her husband, mount her
You might have married her, but the Dragon is still wearing the pants in the relationship. There's a reason that they refer to their husbands as 'treasures'; They see you as a possession, something beneath them to be collected and owned. Being ridden by someone she considers beneath her (which if we're being honest is everyone) is unthinkable. Wyverns at least see their partners as equals.

>>14559289
That's some space-traitor bullshit right there.

>>14559289
>Dropped a colony on Australia
Wait, that was a good thing.

>>14559286
One of those sites has a shitposter banned multiple times though.

>>14559297
>but the Dragon is still wearing the pants in the relationship
According to you, which is questionable at best. If my Dragon waifu doesn't let me ride her, she can fuck off.

>>14559277
Which one would be the worst at handjobs?

>>14559297
Hey, I dragon can ride me anytime. She can ride me like a horse.

>>14559288
>Jerk dragons
>Ryus
U wot?

I want to inseminate Miia and live a long happy life raising a family with her

Then i want to die and leave my things to her and the kids

>>14559284
>beach Gnome fine sand pussy
>jungle Gnome squishy mud pussy
>forest Gnome soft soil pussy
>mountain Gnome smooth marble pussy
I'm not sure how to feel about this.

>>14559297
Female Lizard.

>>14559308
And what is that supposed to prove?

>>14559315
>I dragon
That's funny, I mean "A dragon can".

>>14559314
Mountain or Glacier.

Cold =/= Good for p0nis

>>14559297
Of course she wouldn't let me ride her. She'd be too busy riding me. I have no problems with this.

Elementals sound great to be with

>>14559297
Slander! Dragons make amazing housewaifus.

>>14559322
Well, you know.

>>14559297
>You might have married her, but the Dragon is still wearing the pants in the relationship. There's a reason that they refer to their husbands as 'treasures'; They see you as a possession, something beneath them to be collected and owned. Being ridden by someone she considers beneath her (which if we're being honest is everyone) is unthinkable
None of this sounds like a bad thing though.

>>14559317
Imagine a haughty tired Ryu, mature and bitter seeing all her Shirohebis having husbands, as she smokes that weird Japanese smoke pipe thingy and glares at people.

>>14559318
>Not having Miia resurrect you as a zombie
Step it up.

>>14559326
Someone's never tried ice cube play.
Would they still be okay at it though, or just plain awful?

>>14559319
What about city gnome?

>>14559339
Everything must end

An Miia is not magic

>>14559333
No, I don't know. Do explain.

Actually, don't. What waste of everybody's time this is.