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My 2hu is her own master
I got a 7 inch dick

>>14560035
You think Rin isnt packing 8 inches minimum?
It's speculated his father may have been some sort of horse youkai due to the sheer size of his penis.

This thread is dumb, but you get points for originality.

>>14560048
You're fulla shit
Rinnosuke is a huge nerd that fails to attract female humans and youkais alike, like some sort of stupid metaphor for being a half-breed inbetween two worlds like his store.

His father is some bitch that had to screw a low-tier youkai because he was too much of a loser to attract a human wife.

He doesn't even have a real ability and just makes shit up for the junk he tries to peddle.

Either you must be some sort of a faggot obsessed over his penis, or you are Kourin himself. Go back to your failure of a business. No one likes you and only annoying girls visit you.

>>14560088
chill anon. you are killing the fun

So I have to win Shinki over? Gee that's gonna be tough. Maybe I have to date her first to see if I'm worthy of her daughter.

>>14560030
just by being myself and trying my best for her beloved ones and herself

>>14560088
>Rinnosuke is a huge nerd that fails to attract female humans and youkais alike
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection
>Psychological projection, also known as blame shifting, is a theory in psychology in which humans defend themselves against their own unpleasant impulses by denying their existence while attributing them to others.

>>14560133
my nigga, you're absolutely correct.

>>14560030
I propose to Remilia fearlessly since I'm even of noble heritage.

I'm going to befriend reimu, put a bullet in her skull with a gun, then blow my brains out! Bye gensokyo!

>>14560562
I wasnt aware the supreme gentleman was still alive.

>>14560030
Reimu has no master so I'm fine

>>14560101
go 𝘍𝘜𝘊𝘒 yourself, dude

>>14560638
Reimu's master is the all-powerful dollar bill. To win her favor, you would need to have the deepest pockets in Gensokyo. Unfortunately your monthly NEETBUX won't even come close to cutting it.
Gotta pay to play the game, y'know what I'm sayin'?

>>14560389
cute gif of 2 young maidens

>>14560638
Yukari, dude. You can't just waltz in and snatch Reimu from her.

>>14560030
Duddette, in Gensokyo you can learn magic and go from average human to immortal youkai.This may be fun. Why waste your time on flirting? Where's your motivation?

>>14560030
Let's see

I'd just completely betray humanity and genuinely try to help her overthrow the social order, and eventually get betrayed and probably killed or eaten.

In the meantime, she's probably a total freak in bed, though. The crazy ones always are.

>>14566414
Cheating slut is incompatible with humans

I don't think Mima would be very interested in Rinnosuke
Maybe if I have magic talent or some bullshit but that's not likely
Worst case scenario I can work at the shrine for fifty years waiting for her to come back

>>14566509
She's incompatible with everything.

>>14572476
>Mima
Rare choice.
>waiting for her to come back
Pretty meta.