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And next question is “how to make pretty teenage girl friend”? I have never had such a thing so I am puzzled. But generally speaking, it is the same as mahjong. In the movies, novels, and cartons, people say “I love you forever” but it is full of lies. Same as how Japanese adult videos are fake.

In mahjong, an each sides waiting is better than a kanchan waiting and a 3 sides waiting is better than an each side waiting. Making a girlfriend is the same. The higher the number of winning tiles, the easier the win.

When you write “pretty girlfriend” it implies that you try to pass on any other potential girlfriends. When you face any situation to win, you just say “Ron!”(declaration of win) like mahjong. It is a fundamental skill of mahjong. Housewife in her thirties or whatever, you just accept it. You can get points from any person. Someday you can win with a pretty teenage girlfriend. Important things are speed, perfect escaping, and rate of winning. Use stealing moderately and get 1000 points girlfriend, 8000 points girlfriend riding on the flow.

>> No.14542762

Just make a normal thread. Don't write up stupid shit.

>> No.14542772
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>>14542748
What did I just read?

>> No.14542912

How many games in 0000 until I hit 1st dan?

>> No.14542924

>>14542912
Depends how good you are
http://arcturus.su/wiki/Tenhou.net_ranking

>> No.14543022

Anyone play with Sega Mahjong?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRQCOL1RdZ0

>> No.14543046

>>14542748
>Japanese adult videos are fake
wrong

>> No.14543049

>0+4+0+0 = 4戦

I guess this is my ceiling in tokujou

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14543055

Next time you make the thread try and keep it short, you fucking goofball.

http://pastebin.com/mu7z1WQk

tenhou.net/0/?L7447

>> No.14543135

2:0

>> No.14543240

For those confused, OP is quoting Fukuchi, a popular mahjong blogger and Tenhou upperdan.

http://mahjong-rule.com/html/soudan02.html

>>14540834
Shimocha's hand was 45m234577p334s. He should've discarded 2p instead of 3s for the widest iishanten. If he had done so, lower pinzu wouldn't appear quite as dangerous as it did, though it still was a dangerous area nonetheless.

>> No.14543377

I think I just had my best game ever. I felt bad I didn't win the last hand even though I was in tenpai already, but the fact that I got this close to defeating someone that had a yakuman from way down is so satisfying. http://tenhou.net/0/?log=2015122922gm-0089-0000-44b71d32&tw=3

>> No.14543395
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14543395

Sasuga houou

>> No.14543402

test

>> No.14543417
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>>14543402
Did it work?

>> No.14543425

>>14543417
Sadly it didn't.

>> No.14543427

>>14543402
From Ron2.jp. The daily WWYD. What would you discard?

34m2334s2224456p Tsumo: 4m

>> No.14543432

Is it bad that I want to see someone get double Ron'd by two Kokushi's?

>> No.14543439

Had two first place wins in a row, but I don't know if I'm getting better...

>> No.14543440

>>14543432
How about a double fuck with kokushi and chinroutou?

>> No.14543441

>>14543427
I've low tier imagination so I can't really imagine how that looks like in real time but I'm guessing I would discard the 3s.

>> No.14543443

>>14543417
I was just checking if 4chan was postable again

>> No.14543445

>>14543427
4p, 3s or 3m. Depends on the pond.

>> No.14543448

>>14543427
3m

>> No.14543473

Someone asked me to review four of their games and give them tips. You guys might find it helpful.

http://pastebin.com/M0J2P9YM

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14543485

Am I good yet

>> No.14543491

>>14543485
Come back after 100-200 games.

>> No.14543501

>>14543491
I take that as a yes

>> No.14543504

How many times has the /akbg/ spammed Sutou Ririka's mahjong series on here? I figure it would be interesting for a lot of people here, if only to watch her getting her ass kicked.

>> No.14543506

>>14543485
Well you are still slightly below average, but you are getting there. Keep it up and someday you might be good

>> No.14543539
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14543539

http://arcturus.su/tenhou/ranking/ranking.pl?name=________&r=8&d1=20150101&d2=20151231

Post yer 2015 stats. Replace "________" with your Tenhou name. Feel free to copy paste or post a screenshot.

If you wish to limit to the L0000 lobby, add "&l=0000" to the url.

Happy New Year's.

>> No.14543569

>>14543539
Add "&l=0000" to the url where, the end?

>> No.14543599

>>14543569

Yeah, I think that's where it goes. Worked for me.

I made a new account yesterday so it doesn't really reflect 2015. I'll come back after 100-200 games.

>> No.14543634

>>14543599
I'm barely over a hundred, so I think I'll wait until 2016 when I've averaged myself out

>> No.14543783
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>> No.14543801

The dealer declares a kan on his first turn and wins on the replacement tile.
Does this count as tenhou?

>> No.14543802

>>14543783
>chiitoitsu honroutou tsumo in the discards

Well, at least, you got your nagashit.

>> No.14543807

>>14543801
>Does this count as tenhou?
No. The kan nullifies it. Tenhou requires one draw, and that's all you get.

>> No.14543863

>>14543539
Neat, so you can actually stalk other players? On the other hand this might be embarrassing for me.

>> No.14543883

>>14543863
Why would you stalk other players?

>> No.14543891

>>14543883
Real life Touka players finding their one-sided Nodoka rival players, I guess.

>> No.14543897

aright guys, whats the best way to practice this, I don't gut the balls to face other people yet

>> No.14543904

>>14543897

http://www.gamedesign.jp/flash/mahjong/mahjong_e.html

>> No.14544068
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14544068

>dealer wins chiitoitsu haneman in east 1
>NoName dc's

fuck these guys

>> No.14544936

>>14543473
Thanks for these. Annotations are always nice. Some questions though: What does widest mean? How is early game tile efficiency different? Isn't 134 worse than 349 because the 1 is redundant?

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14545504

>when your winning tile is in the pond of the player who called riichi

>> No.14545510

>>14545504
Is that a kid?

>> No.14545520

>>14545510
It's obviously a squid what are you talking about

>> No.14545580

>>14542748
3.0

>> No.14545621

rekt

>> No.14545662

You can do it oppairon

>> No.14545696

Oppairon here, I forgot I had a game open until I mistakenly opened the tab and found out I was already in South2.

Sorry you probably had to wait for my eternal tsumogiri at every turn.

>> No.14545699

>>14542748
oppairon, did you forget to sign off?

>> No.14545701

>>14545696
You do know once you disconnect the game discards automatically without timer, right?

>> No.14545702

>>14545699
>>14545696
i see, np
and gogo didn't win, so everything is good

>> No.14545709

>>14545696
I believed in your yakuman comeback

>> No.14545713

sあn :zえrお

>> No.14545717

>>14545709
Funny thing, I was close to suuankou, while in iishanten for chiitoistu with dora pair twice.

Never happened though, becuause this isn't anime and mahjong is the worst game

>> No.14545721

>>14545717
It didn't happen because you don't believe in the heart of the tiles

>> No.14545726

>>14545717
you had to conquer flow first, then try yakuman

>> No.14545839

Waza pls

>> No.14545877

>>14544936
>What does widest mean?
Widest just means that it has more ukeire. Ukeire are the tiles you can use to decrease your shanten.
>How is early game tile efficiency different?
What do you mean?
>Isn't 134 worse than 349 because the 1 is redundant?
Nope. If you draw the 2 you end up with 1234, and that 4 is a useful tile. With tile efficiency, you should first consider ukeire, then hand shape. If the ukeire are the same, discard the tile that has the least potential to develop into a good waiting shape.

>> No.14545898

>>14545839
It's been one of those days.

>> No.14545901
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>last hand win with ippatsu tsumo lucked out

I'm not even mad
Or maybe I am

>> No.14545911

>>14545901
On a tanki. I laughed quite a bit at that.

>> No.14545936

Ii-shan-ten from turn one and 12 useless draws in a row.

>> No.14545948
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>>14545936
Mahjong is truly the kusoest kusoge
Nothing to wahaha about

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14546082

>mfw, calling Noten while hadaka tanki

>> No.14546089

>>14546082
is it possible?

>> No.14546093

>>14546089
Real tiles. Online won't let you.

>> No.14546106

>>14545948
Well I got a dealer baiman, so it all balanced out. Doragan, you cheeky bastard, I saw that tanki dora wait.

>> No.14546155

2:0
Come on people, I need to end my losing streak

>> No.14546244

What do you guys think? When is the best time to play in 0000 (when is time when most players are rookies like me and not pros with a rating 2000+)?

>> No.14546297

>in first place most of the game
>get ron'd really badly in south 4
>finish last
I hate this shit so much

>> No.14546317

>>14546244
You'll be with other low ranked or unranked players, and the highest you'd be able to play into the lowest lobby is a 4-dan below R1800.

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>>14542748

>> No.14546622

Why don't you guys play with Red Fives in 7447? That's where everyone is.

>> No.14546682

Fucking hell, I just saw someone who had 5800 points in south 2 win with 54000 points at the end of south 4 (without getting any yakuman), and in the final round gaining over 25000 points with his only yaku being riichi. Why is this kind of luck even allowed?

>> No.14546697

>>14546622
We do?

>> No.14546714

>>14546697
Why are people always complaining about lack of players then? I see 500 nips in game.

>> No.14546722

>>14546714
You must be on L0 then, we're complaining about the lack of players in L7447

>> No.14546843

>>14546722
Oh I had a lowercase l. Must default to L0000.

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>>14546714
>mfw, I read 500 nipples

>> No.14547057
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>>14543240
>I think mahjong is a disease. There are some addictions such as alcohol, tobacco and so on. Mahjong is one of them. Mahjong addiction is surely a disease.

>So to be a professional mahjong player means the same as to be a professional alcoholic. Sometimes a heavy mahjong addict has no way but to be a professional mahjong player. If you can stop, it is better to drop mahjong.

>When you think “I want to master mahjong” it is a bad sign. Please play adult games. Adult games also may be a disease but it is better than mahjong.

Christ

>> No.14547088

>>14547057
To be a professional at anything you need to criteria:

1) Able to make money from the activity
2) You actually have to be good enough against inferior commoners
3) Become a public figure

>> No.14547095

>>14547088
>Become a public figure
No you don't? You only need to earn money from it (which implies you are highly skilled at it)

>> No.14547143

line up niggers

>> No.14547158

>>14547143
Okay then
2:0

>> No.14547170

3:0

waiting warmly

>> No.14547177

>>14547170
Everyone left for some reason.

>> No.14547200

>>14547177
I had to keep refreshing, the lobby wasn't updating properly. We're all in game now anon-kun.

>> No.14547216

Is it even possible to play slower than this?

>> No.14547286

That was one hell of a last round, good game everyone.

>> No.14547287

Pon Palace can be exciting at times.

>> No.14547292

Were we all trying for four sets? I was only one tile away from winning too

>> No.14547294

Toi-toi or bust.

>> No.14547297

Everyone was on tenpai, and three of us were on toitoi waits.

>> No.14547298

>>14547216
Mahjong is not a race. It should be savored, like a delightful cup of tea

>> No.14547301
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>>14547297
Whoops I forgot to attach the screenshot.

>> No.14547309

>>14547292
Yes. I love that that despite two kans, not a single person was using dora to make a comeback.
>>14547301
Was Nuashika really going for toi-toi? It would have been better to go for a cheap tan-yao there.

>> No.14547317

>>14547309
Highly unlikely. All I can think of is he's trying to keep his dealer seat by being in tenpai, which is pretty much useless since he's in the lead already by a comfortable margin.

>> No.14547324

>>14547317
Or maybe he's still in his "call everything" phase.

>> No.14547332

>>14547298
I don't know about you, but when I drink tea, usually there aren't three guys yelling "pon" in my ear the whole time.

>> No.14547343

>>14547324
That could be it. I don't think he's defending at all.

>> No.14547363

>3:0

>> No.14547453
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14547453

Well ok, I didn't want to play that hand anyway.

>> No.14547458

Browser chose the best time for me to disconnect the game. That shit got me good.

>> No.14547483

>>14547453
Why are the names like that? Are you playing against the computer or did you just change them?

>> No.14547486

>>14547483
I changed them. There's an option to anonymize the names when you're viewing a replay.

>> No.14547489

>>14547486
Ah, okay

>> No.14547532

>>14547301
>all these toi tois

>> No.14547537
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>>14547332
Make up your mind. Move it! Move it! Move it! It should take less than 3 seconds to decide your damned discard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXhKpUfITV0

>> No.14547540

>>14547537
>he doesn't use statistical precision and psychological analysis to determine the best discard
If you are annoyed at the slowness, there is a particular "speed mahjong" game mode you could play instead

>> No.14547551
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Sorry for sucking. I wanted to put on a good showing in front of the 6 dan, but that was a bust, as expected. After 7 turns of waiting for any sou except the 9 to get me into tenpai, I was too annoyed to care about defense. Even in the last round, I was annoyed about changing my wait and then immediately drawing it, but if I hadn't done that, I'd have been double ronned. Damned if you do, damned if you don't, I guess.

>> No.14547555

>>14547551
That's okay, I'm just happy I managed to get second against a 2, 4 and 6 dan

>> No.14547558
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>>14545504
>some other guy is riichi'd
>switch to a hell wait of a tile the guy before me just discarded
>he actually plays it again

>> No.14547559

>>14547551
I would've passed the ron anyway. It's no fun busting someone out in 7447.

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>>14547559
Mahjong is all about dishing punishment. How do you expect people to learn?

>> No.14547621

Sorry guys I queued up while masturbating and didn't stop.

It's really distracting.

>> No.14547623

>>14547621
O-okay then

>> No.14547674
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14547674

>beat the shit out of a 8 dan
>get my ass handed to me by three rookies

Why is mahjong so unfair? You wouldn't see that happen in chess ever

>> No.14547679

>>14547674
What happened to you happened to the 8 dan, obv

>> No.14547681

>>14547679
But in my case was pure and unadulterated skill

>> No.14547683

>>14547681
Of course, of course

>> No.14547684

2:4

c'mon now

>> No.14547686

>>14547674
Chess has no elements of luck.

>> No.14547687

>>14547684
We're almost done

>> No.14547694

>>14547674
The 8d was just having a bad day. Don't flatter yourself.

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>>14547674
>You wouldn't see that happen in chess ever
You make it sound like I couldn't beat a grandmaster with a little luck

>> No.14547726

Fuck my PC froze last hand. The flow has left me...

>> No.14547739

>>14542748
there is a mahjong thread on /v/

it's going to be fun

>> No.14547746

This game is bullshit and I hate you all

>> No.14547754

>>14547739
Gross

>> No.14547757

I wish I was losing because of me playing bad instead of me disconnecting every other hand.

>> No.14547765

>>14547739
>there is a mahjong thread on /v/
Where? I don't see it?

>> No.14547768

>>14547765
>Quick /v/ which tile etc

>> No.14547772

Fuck I was just about to brag.

>> No.14547773

>>14547768
Oh, they're all playing the Game Design mahjong against the AI. That's alright then

>> No.14547775
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14547775

2nd place is good.

>> No.14547782

>>14547775
That looks ugly.

>> No.14547787

>>14546317
Oh yeah, Thanks.

>> No.14547788

>>14547782
Mobile tenhou

>> No.14547795
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>>14547782
The hand is cute though.

>> No.14547826

>>14547775
Surprised the AI I left didn't get destroyed.

>> No.14547858

I almost got busted out just now and I want to cry.

>> No.14547868

>>14547858
Going bust is no big deal though.

>> No.14547874
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>>14547858
>>14547868

Yeah, man, it happens to everyone besides Subara. Just queue up again and make up for it in the next game.

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14547899

Get on my level faggots.

>> No.14547901

>>14547899
>3-dan

>> No.14547915

>>14547901
Oh yeah? Let's see your pathetic 9 kyuu R1300 stats then.

>> No.14547934

mahjong is a kusoge

>> No.14547941

>>14547874
>>14547868
If I'm on a losing streak, should I continue playing until I break it, or just take a break and reflex on my shitty ability?

>> No.14547942
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14547942

>first to third in south 4
Every. Fucking. Time.

>> No.14547972

>>14547941
If you're angry, take a break. Anger can trick you into thinking the flow owes you something in future matches just because it hasn't been kind to you in the previous matches. You'll probably lose more since you're more likely to gamble because of that sense of entitlement.

If you're not angry, you can continue and you'll probably still lose anyway since you suck at mahjong.

>> No.14547987

>>14547941
Same, I haven't won in over 50 matches. I've gotten second place a ton, I've been in first up until south 4 multiple times, I was even in Kokushi riichi earlier today. I still haven't worked out how to start winning again though. Someday I am sure I will win and get good though, it's just that that day is not today ;_;

>> No.14547992

>>14547987
>riichi on kokushi

You deserved the no-win.

>> No.14548009

>>14547987
>I still haven't worked out how to start winning again though
Just play play play. Winning is fine and dandy, but all of us have gone through torture mahjong can dish out. In other words, we've taken our mahjong beatings.

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>>14547987
>I haven't won in over 50 matches

>> No.14548021

>>14547987
>haven't won in over 50 matches

Surely that's not possible unless you actively tried to lose every match? Even a truly bad player will have some matches where they got very lucky and win.

>> No.14548047

>>14547987
Well second place is still good. You could be the anon whose superpower is always being second.

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>>14547899
>375/1200
>Losing points at 3rd dan
>Having only 1695 R at 3rd dan
>Talks like he is someone

>> No.14548074
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>>14548021
It is true, a have gotten a couple of wins but they were right when I started playing and since then I've been on a losing streak
>>14548047
I can get second place in most games (previously I held at about 50% second place rate), however in doing so I basically forfeit any chance of winning and I really want to win at least a couple of games so I can get a rank.

My stats have actually been going down recently as I've been playing riskier in order to try to get a "lucky victory" however it so far hasn't worked out (hence why my newer, firefox scores are worse)

>> No.14548079

>>14548074
Your deal-in rate is far too high, you should work on fixing your defense.

>> No.14548084
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>> No.14548086

>>14548079
If I try to defend then I never gain high scoring hands and get stuck with a very mediocre score giving me second or sometimes third place. I can't seem to defend while also winning decent value hands

>> No.14548107

>>14548086
Play for pinfu most of the time. Pinfu can get a high value surprisingly easily with riichi and since you don't need to open your hand and can keep terminals and honour tiles for your pair it is also decent defensively. Just play for pinfu and start to defend when someone declares riichi and you are not at least in tenpai with a decent wait or in isshanten while in a bad place with a good hand. Play for open tanayo if your hand is quick and has at least 1 dora/red five.

>> No.14548111

3:0

>> No.14548114

>>14548107
I'll give it a try

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>>14548084

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>>14548079
He's right.

>>14548086
The big hands will come. What is more important that you don't deal in.

>>14548107
I agree with this strategy. Sometimes it's better not to declare richii since they'll (should) be on their guard after that.

My 2-dan account had horrid stats, so I made this account two days ago. The aforementioned strategy is the one I usually use. Since you and I are currently in general lobby, I would say this is very likely to work since everyone there is way agressive.

>> No.14548134
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>>14548127
some typos in that post, but you get the gist of what I was saying, I hope.

>> No.14548155

>>14548114
Also, might be helpful if you supplied a replay or something. Maybe the anons might want to give you some advice.

>> No.14548167

>>14548155
He's not at that stage yet. Let him get some reps.

>> No.14548168

>>14548074
Your hand win rate is low, work on your tile efficiency.
Your deal-in rate is high, work on your defense.
Your call rate is high, stop calling.

>> No.14548170

Yeah that's right. Get bullied Gogo.

>> No.14548171

>>14548170
I take second place as a compliment

>> No.14548172

>>14548167
You're right, he needs to develop that mahjong kinniku.

>> No.14548174

>>14548171
>+2
I should have tried for something bigger on the last hand to make you all go negative

>> No.14548201

That feeling when you get nervous playing anyone 5-dan or higher.

>> No.14548209

That feel when you discard and immediately regret it

>> No.14548210

>>14548201
>caring about dan
Please, R is where it's at.

>> No.14548212

>>14548209
Me just now. I shouldn't play within an hour of waking up.

>> No.14548213

>>14548209
Happens every time I have an even waited choice. I recommend just moving on and knowing that no matter what you had discarded, you would have ended up disappointed

>> No.14548219

>>14548127
>>14548086
>What is more important that you don't deal in

In other words, if you get ron'd, you fucked up. Of course, y'can't avoid getting ron'd 100% of the time. But you do your darnest to minimize that.

>> No.14548225

>>14548201
Please. I got nervous when I played an 8-dan but first and second place end up being the 5d and 4d player respectively. I got 3rd.

>> No.14548228

>>14548210
Says the R1500 player.

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>>14548209
>>14548212
>>14548213
If you haven’t thought about it, every time you deal a tile, you are losing in several parallel universes where the mathematically ‘wrong’ tiles come in. When you keep a 45m and ditch a 89m wait, one time in three you will draw the 7m and rage. Every time you cut those tiles you are essentially making a decision to lose 1/3 of those games if it means you will win the rest. Because you can’t win them all.

t. Osamuko reader

>> No.14548248

>>14548107
>not going for toitoi whenever possible

>> No.14548314

>5 riichi sticks
Oh baby.

>> No.14548323

There are a pair of cute spiders outside my window. Those super tiny ones with tiny furry frontal legs or whatever those 2 things are.

>> No.14548326

>>14548323
Pediapalps?

>> No.14548334

>>14548326

Yes

>> No.14548346

>>14548323
Yeah well my cat is in heat, it's very distracting.

>> No.14548349

>>14548346
You know what to do.

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>>14548349

>> No.14548402
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>>14548228
But that is a lie, anon.

>> No.14549491
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14549491

>turning point of the match
>get super nervous that A and B start calling like nuts after I discarded the 7s
>luckily secure the 3p while staying damaten
>check replay after the game
>A is iishanten waiting on a Chun to actually have a yaku
>B is waiting on a 7s which has no chance of coming out
>C has no yaku and just seems to be hoping to avoid the noten penalty

Just goes to show you gotta sometimes push through and believe, anons.

>> No.14549814

>>14549491
I once riichi'd on a wait someone else had kan'd a few turns earlier.

>> No.14549826

>>14549814
That's happened to me so many times and I still feel so awful

>> No.14550223

>>14548074
>>14548079
How do I read this? I can to know what my own stats mean.

>> No.14550278

>>14543240
>Your sister is not good enough for you?

This guy.

>> No.14550361
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test

>> No.14550386
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>>14550361
Did it work?

>> No.14550391

Universe got rekt

>> No.14550395

>>14550386
No, every time I try to make a picture transparent by methodically erasing the borders it looks like that, grainy and shitty

>> No.14550432

>universe got so rekt he stopped playing

>> No.14550475

>>14550395
You'll want GIMP or Photoshop for that.

>> No.14550481

>>14550395
Use the lasso tool on photoshop.

>> No.14550506

>>14550475
>>14550481
Isn't paint.net good enough? I don't feel like searching for ps just for that

>> No.14550516
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14550516

一萬は、いいマンだ

>> No.14550648

>>14550391
>>14550432
Oops, forgot I was queue'd again. Also, the guy who didn't even know what a yaku was won, so I'm kinda glad I didn't play.

>> No.14550705

>>14550223
http://osamuko.com/sex/

>> No.14550710

>>14550705
>/sex/

>> No.14550716

>>14550705
>>14550710
Is it delicious and free? This is important.

>> No.14550719

>>14550710
>>14550716
Sadly there isn't any sex

>> No.14550913

>3:0

>> No.14551049

>3:4

>> No.14551083
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>> No.14551090

>>14551083
Just looking at that image makes my blood boil.

>> No.14551121

>>14551090
Really? The 3 new dora made me laugh.

>> No.14551128

>>14551083
gomen

>> No.14551142

>>14551121
That's like an additional "fuck you", as if stealing all your winning tiles wasn't enough.
Also wasn't there a rule where you could call your winning tile if someone kanned? Or is that open kan only?

>> No.14551153

>>14551142
Open kan only, unless it's kokushi.

>> No.14551191

>>14551142
Kokushi has a special rule where you can get chankan from a closed Kan, but otherwise it needs to be open.

>> No.14551199

Dammit I got a phonecall and made a dumb discard, can we start this hand again.

>> No.14551269

Sorry, but I have to go

>> No.14551282

>>14551269
It's odd how lots of people have to go after they deal into a haneman.

>> No.14551287

>>14551269
I feel like you've done this before.

>> No.14551424

>>14551287
No? There's been many times when I've briefly disconnected but I've come straight back
>>14551282
I chose that exact moment to leave due to having just lost all my hope of winning, but I needed to leave anyway as the bank was about to close and could have played one or two more rounds at most

>> No.14551473

Was that furiten on purpose?

>> No.14551508
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14551508

Wow. You guys are good at this. I kinda wish I had put it down just to watch everyone else do so in unison.

>> No.14551709

>>14548402
>3 kyuu
>can only play against scrubs
>thinks it is impressive to have high R

Come back when you can maintain that R while you're at least 2d.

>> No.14551814

>>14551709

Neither 2d or R17XX are particularly impressive. At least get into tokujou before you pretend like you're good enough to belittle other players.

>> No.14552268

>>14551814
>implying I'm not a 7d R2100

>> No.14552361

Get in 7447 faggots.

>> No.14552423

>3:0

>> No.14552700

>>14551709
You do realize that R is mostly independent of the R of the people you play with, right? That is literally what it was developed for. If anything it's easier to increase your R against people who are about on the same level as you, not worse ones.
Also 2nd dan is extremely easy to obtain, much easier than 1700+ R, because all you need to do is play a certain number of games. You don't lose enough points on a loss that anyone who has at least a slight idea what he is doing could fail at this with sufficient games. That is one of the reasons why Dan sucks compared to R.
Also
>Moving the goalpost

>> No.14552720

>>14552700
>Dan sucks compared to R

So if I achieve R1800 before hitting the 1st dan then never play in L0 again does that make me better than a player who is, say, 3-dan and R1750?

>> No.14552806

>>14552700
>R is mostly independent of the R of the people you play with
Rate changes are calculated based on the average rate of the table.

What he probably meant by being at least 2d is that rate changes slower when you have more games played, so it's a lot more impressive to have a good rate with more games played. I was almost 1900 early on in my L0 career.

>> No.14552878

>>14552720
Difficult to estimate. However, what makes this difficult is not the thr 3rd dan of the other player, but the fact he has likely played more games like >>14552806 says. Obviously the more games you have played the more accurate your R becomes. Though you could also argue that an R of 1800+ before first dan is even more impressive than an R of 1800+ at 3rd dan, because achieving a higher R earlier requires a better average placement. It is just generally difficult to compare players whos number of games differs greatly if one of the players has less than ~400 games. However, if two players have about the same number of games R is a better estimation than dan.

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14552892

What's the minimum dan and rate requirement before I can start bullying people for being shit?

>> No.14552912

>>14552892
Simple: Always bully anyone who has at least 100 less ELO than you.

>> No.14552918

>>14552892
七段 R2000

>> No.14552949

>>14552892
You'll probably never reach it if you have to ask.

>> No.14552989

>>14552892
On /jp/, 2d and >R1600 is probably enough.

>> No.14553027

Hey where are all the players?

>> No.14553032

>>14553027
We are now enlightened by our mahjong skills and grind for R in 0000.

>> No.14553036

3:0

>> No.14553132

三人

>> No.14553231

Happy new year you phonies!

>> No.14553387

>>14553032
You mean we are losing R in L0.

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14553797

Good way to start the new year

>> No.14553829

Whoops, I meant to throw the 5 there, but got a haneman for my slip.

>> No.14553879

>>14553829
Maybe this is anon's special ability...!

>> No.14553888
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14553888

What does the second line of katakana mean?

I think it popped up as we entered S4.

If you're bored, here's the log in question: http://tenhou.net/0/?log=2016010103gm-0009-0000-242a4658&tw=3

>> No.14553903

>>14553888
オーラスは、麻雀における最後の1局を示す用語である。

>> No.14553910

>>14553903

Thanks, anon.

>> No.14553917

>>14553910
no problem desu

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1:8

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14554073

>>14553797
Send help

>> No.14554084

>>14554073
Gogo?

>> No.14554117

>>14554073
>>14553797
what is this

>> No.14554243

>>14554065
I came.

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>>14554073
>mfw, I ended 2015 in shit

All of my ranking gains in December was wiped out in just two days of shitty play.

Fuck
My
Life

>> No.14554819

>>14552918
>七段 R2000
Not even. 7-dans get bullied the fuck out of Houou.

>> No.14554896

3:4

>> No.14554941
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> 0:8

>> No.14554957
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>>14554941
I may quit suddenly – that’s not me, my computer was crashing often over the past weeks with complains about the nvidia GPU, so I put it out and I’m sitting on the integrated intelHD. All is well until I open tenhou and start playing—it crashed my computer two times already in the 0 lobby ;_;

>> No.14555037

Remember: You can't spell betaori without beta!

>> No.14555042

>>14555037
Yeah, dealing into an obvious baiman to reach tenpai on your no-yaku hand is alpha as fuck!

>> No.14555075

>Kuyashii tsumo ends the game with me in first
just as keikaku'd

>> No.14555084
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14555084

How many times should I beat the gamedesign mahjong AI before challenging the masters of /jp/?

>> No.14555090

>>14555084
7447 is much easier than L0, as long as you know the basics you should be fine.

>> No.14555092

>>14555084
Just play and take your mahjong beatings like a man. Ot lesbian.

>> No.14555106

>>14555084
No point in playing after you understand the rules

>> No.14555109

>3:0

Come on ladies.

>> No.14555112

lmao 2 dc by E3

>> No.14555120

Daily reminder that if you're 3rd or last do NOT win the last hand just for winning. Aim for a hand that will let you gyakuten or die trying.

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>>14555109
No. You're scary.

>> No.14555148

>>14555120
Depends how salty I am, sometimes I just want to end the game

>> No.14555161

>>14555075
It killed my totally going to happen Riichi ippatsu tsumo sanshoku 8 ura-dora miracle comeback. I truly hate it.

>> No.14555168

Waza come back

>> No.14555203

I leave for 2 seconds and I miss my dealer round. Fuck.

>> No.14555220

Have you ever yamagoshi a deagari to then use an okurikan to increase dora, then declare a tsumo riichi and get an ippatsu with a riichi one shot menzen tsumo for a total of 8 han?

>> No.14555224

>>14555220
Naruto pls

>> No.14555228

>>14555220
Never ever go yamagoshi.

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>>14554957
The flow hates me.

>> No.14555249
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14555249

What do people think of the patch notes?

tl;dr: Menzen Tsumo buffed 1 han -> 6 han
Oya haneman nerfed 18,000 -> 1,800

>> No.14555292

>>14555249
I think you are drunk.

>> No.14555303

This is gay.

>> No.14555311

>>14555303
Losing, nerd?

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14555319

>>14555090
>>14555092
>>14555106
Thanks for the advice girls, I swear this game is curse, how the hell people can become yakuman spammers beats me, but I have found happiness in punishment. Happy new year btw.

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14555327

GYAKUTEEEENNNNNNN

>> No.14555331

I just realized I won my first game of 2016.
Happy new year lesbos

>> No.14555332

>>14555311
I would've wrecked you if I didn't miss the first half of the game.

>> No.14555349

>>14555120
Fucking this. Twice in a row now some goof has won with a hand in south 4 that couldn't possibly make a comeback.

>> No.14555356

>>14555319
>Yakuman spammers
Dude what?
>>14555331
I'll probably lose mine, still 5 hours away though

>> No.14555391

R
E
K
T

>> No.14555494
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14555494

>>14555356
>Yakuman spammers

Like this nigger

>> No.14555534
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14555534

It'll be a good year.

>> No.14555553

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84YXPw4htnQ&list=RD84YXPw4htnQ

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>>14555246
Well, when's the last time you took a piss?

>> No.14556333

1:0

>> No.14556355

>>14556333
Everyone is cuddling with their waifus nerd, why are you still in 4chan loser

>> No.14556393

>>14556355
Full-sized pillows don't pay for themselves ;_;

>> No.14556403

>>14556355
Because I come from the future where new years is already over. Sorry for being absent for the first half of E-1 I was making lunch, I assumed it would take longer to get 4 people.

>> No.14557499

Are you all dead?

>> No.14557556

>>14557499

It was 0:8 when I popped into 7447, but I'm playing in 0000 now.

>> No.14557571

Mahjong is hard to play when hungover.

>> No.14557709

>>14557556
Come back here and let's play then.

>> No.14557760

>3:0

>> No.14557831

>rewatching Saki
>episode 25 preview has the Kiyosumi girls muse about potential powers their opponents may have in the Nationals
>Saki asks if there are people who search for their fathers and write manga

Fucking GONZO lol
Wasnt aware that particular manga about Ritz was out back then.

>> No.14558496

Requirements for Joukyuu say 1級以上+有. Does the 有 mean I need to pay up for premium membership? Or can I use the cracked client (without getting banned)?

>> No.14558535

>>14558496
Joukyuu just needs 1k and up. You might need premium if you're using the premium Flash client, but otherwise the economy client (or cracked Windows client) also works.

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>> No.14558648

>>14543904
How do you do riichi in this? It gives me the ron button but when I press it it says I need a multiplier.

>> No.14558653

>>14558648
You'll need Yaku to 'ron'.

In order to riichi, you must be in tenpai (1 tile til ron), and have a closed hand (made no pons, or shis) and pay a fee of 1000pts.

>> No.14558666

>>14558648
>every MJ thread
google yaku

>> No.14558690 [SPOILER] 
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14558690

>>14558648

>> No.14558746

>>14558574
>dropping houtei aka 5-pin

Well, that's a lesson he'll remember for a while.

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14558876

>go into game thinking the NoName will be a shithead like all the other NoNames I've faced
>he wipes the floor with us like he's the newly hired janitor and we're the fucking mops

I'm glad I had the chance to sneak into second, though.

>> No.14558899

>>14558876
When I play 7447 I opt to use the Flash client on browser and not my real account.

>> No.14558908

>>14558899
Oh, I see. I guess you have your reasons.

But this was L0.

>> No.14558980
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14558980

I hate this year

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>2:0

>> No.14559410

Can a Chiitoitsu hand have Iipeikou in it?

>> No.14559424

>>14559410
No

>> No.14559428

>>14559410
No, iipeikou is two identical sequences, which is why you can have pinfu with it. Chiitoi is just pairs.

Hands also take the highest value, so a ryanpeikou will override a chiitoi.

>> No.14559432

>>14559410
Nope. For the Iilpeikou to count it must have the tiles being used to make the sequence melds and in Chii it's used for pairs

>> No.14559626

>>14558980
>six 4ths

Yea, that's a shitty way to end the year

>> No.14559793
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14559793

3:4 GET IN HERE

>> No.14559800

>>14559793
Why did you lie?

>> No.14559806

>>14559800
Why don't you just queue with me and wait for other fools like yourself to get in? Asshole

>> No.14559844

Now it's 3:0 for real.

>> No.14559864

>>14559806
I only had about enough time to play one game if it started right then, now it's too late

>> No.14560115
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14560115

3:4

>> No.14560224
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14560224

That disconnect.

>> No.14560289

>>14542748
>went in furiten but still won with the tsumo

sometimes I love this game

>> No.14560705

1:0

whosupniggahs

>> No.14560770

I'm in love with the riichi button.

>> No.14560841

Neverending dealer round.

>> No.14560851

>>14560841
I'm sorry, I want it to end too ;_;

>> No.14560852

Sorry forgot I queued, I'm at work and fell asleep.

It's basically 3p for you guys I suppose.

>> No.14560889

Come the fuck on I'm about to piss myself here.

>> No.14560893

>>14560889
I'll help.

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14560925

If the guy with the last 2 4-sou is here, I don't like you.

>> No.14561036

How do I get tenhou to work on my phone? I need that mahjang on the go.

>> No.14561075
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>> No.14561089

>>14542748
3.0

>> No.14561364

3:8

>> No.14561430

>>14561036
Not tenhou, but if you have android, the HANGAME Mahjong app has multiplayer, if you can stand navigating the moonrunes

>> No.14561477

>haven't been able to play in over a week

I can feel my mahjong power level draining...

>> No.14561496

Who the hell waits on a Sangenpai...

>> No.14561503

>>14561430
Then what's >>14547775 going on about? They said it was mobile tenhou.

>> No.14561507

Twice!

>> No.14561619
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14561619

I've come back after 100 games

>> No.14561648

>>14561619
Which lobby?

>> No.14561672

>>14561648
7447

>> No.14561702

Please win for me, Gogo!

>> No.14561786

Back into 4th, where you belong Gogo.

>> No.14561791

>>14561672
I guess that's a below average stat for L7447

>> No.14561793

>>14561786
Can it!

>> No.14561811

Die Gogo!

>> No.14561816

>>14561811
You're lucky all my hands are absolute SHIT

>> No.14561844

>>14561791
How is it below average? Both the 1st and 2nd place percentages are over 25%

>> No.14561860
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14561860

>>14561844
Because it's L7447. I'm a scrub and my L7447 stat used to look like this.

>> No.14561894

>>14561860
You got lucky and played against the scrubbiest, big deal

>> No.14561899

>>14561894
>being this salty

>> No.14561902
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14561902

Kuso . . kuso...

>> No.14561903

1:0 ;_;

>> No.14561925

3:0

>> No.14562032

>>14561925
3:0 again.

>> No.14562614

>>14561036
Not too hard to figure out.

>> No.14562624

7447 now sure is full.

>> No.14562889

1:0 with one person in the room not queued.

>> No.14562919

3:0

>> No.14563081

2:0

>> No.14563118

>0

>> No.14563579
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14563579

How do anons feel about doing needless kans which serve to fuck over another player when they deal in?

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