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It's never actually defined what powers you acquire.

what happened when you turned 18? nothing

same shit if you reach the age of 30 while being a virgin

stop wasting your fucking time, money and life and just hire an escort or something

>>14543747
>hiring an escort
wow you must be emotionally crippled

>>14543751

at least I'm not a virgin and I got that out of my system

guess what? it sucks

>>14543760
That's because you didn't realize that the goal is not to have sex, but to reproduce.

>>14543736
A level 1 wizard can only memorize a single spell per day, and you'll have to spend most of your time training and meditating if you want to become more powerful than that.

Also you'll have to be prepared for other wizards to challenge you at any time, since defeating other wizards is an effective way to level up.
If you think you have what it takes then go for it.

>dating 3 months without sex

>>14543780
One spell per day is still one more than regular humans can cast, giving you a distinct advantage even at low levels. Other might have fame, sex or money at the age of 30, but your life as a wizard is just starting out!

>>14543798
>>14543780
thanks lads desu senpai

>>14543736
>My first gf just quit our relationship after 3 months and I didn't have sex with her.

How does this happen

>>14543848
>How does this happen
It happened the way I described it. My first gf just quit our relationship after 3 months and I didn't have sex with her.

What's your deal?

You get a one way ticket on the gensokyo super express

I feel sorry for the genuine autists that believe this joke.

Because it's a joke. Shit ain't real bruh.

As a 32 years old wizard I can feel my powers growing each day.

Sorry op, you may not have had sex, but that was obviously just a succubus who noticed a sprouting mage and jumped on the opportunity to skim some mana off you

You may not have had sex, but being around succubi, and holding their hands ARE enough to drain at least a little of the mana you've been saving.

You still have your mana core, but you'll have to charge it for a few more years to truely accend to level 1 wizard.

With hard work you can catch up to other wizards your age though so don't feel too bad

>>14543862
>>14543848
I feel for OP.
I had a two and a three-year relationsship over the past 7~years. No Sex yet. Loads of making out, oral sex and the like. But no actual penetration.

I dont even...

>>14543987
Go away impure swine.

feelio when no maki gf...

i wanna marry a rabu raibu!!!!!!!

>>14543987
Your ex-gfs were maximum sluts.
Indulging in oral sex but not in any actual procreative activity is the shtick of pseudo-virgin whores.

>>14543987
I'm in the same boat guys, i'm 24 here, been in a relationship over one year and a half, and... just handjobs and touching her pussy

Obviously. Haven't you seen all those people levitating their way to work?

>>14544081
Wizards don't have jobs, silly.

>>14543736
>3 months and I didn't have sex with her.
Do you have a good job? Are you sure she just didn't use you for money? Seriously, what the fuck.

>>14544108

she probably just fucked alpha chad on the side and got fed up with anon's shit

Wizardry is what you make of it OP. You have much more time and energy to focus on your studies or things you enjoy. Normals live only to have sex and perform menial tasks.

>>14543747
An 18 year old virgin is no big deal
A 30 year old virgin actually has meaning

>>14543760
>at least I'm not a virgin
This is the kind of filth polluting 2015 /jp/ everyone

Man being asexual feels great

>>14543968
the succbus actually sucked on my penis twice for like 40 seconds

am i fucked or how much mana do i have left?

>>14544240
It only drained part of your mana since you didn't actually have sex

>>14543926
>>14543747

Wow thanks man, you saved my life. I thought I could literally cast spells. Now I know it's just a joke, and not actually real. All thanks to you. How did you find out?

>>14544306
Don't fall for their lies. They're just trying to hog all the power for themselves.

You do become a wizard, but it's the Rincewind kind of wizard.

>>14543747
This actually. Once you do it you realize that it was never worth all the wasted time, effort, and emotional distress. If you really can't pick up a girl at the bar, just chuck $200 and get it over with

>>14544225
Im jealous. If you're happy, you're saving yourself from a lotta trouble

>>14543736
>My first gf
Sorry anon, the fact that you had a girlfriend at some point forces a heavy cap on your MP. You might become a wizard indeed, but you won't be anywhere nearly as powerful as you could have been.
>>14543926
You're just jealous because you're locked into the warrior classes, you unvirgin.

>>14544478
>>14543747
I don't get it. If you just need to "get it over with", it means it's nothing special. And you're telling me to spend money on something you just want to be done with, while also telling me to stop wasting money, time and effort?

Becoming a wizard is just that: saving money, not wasting time and avoiding emotional distress.

If I were given the choice then I sure as hell wouldn't stake my bets on the caster class, but at 27 I'm pretty much locked into it already.

>>14544512
caster a cute

This thread confuses me. What happened to becoming the little girl? I thought we had agreed on this.

>>14544530
Isn't becoming a wizard one of the possible paths to become a little girl further on?
Just ignore all those normalfags who fell into temptation before getting anywhere close to that goal.

>>14543736
You sound like you're confident you're going to be able to get laid within a year. If that's the case, wizardhood wasn't meant for you anyway. One does not strive for wizardhood, it comes naturally.

>>14544530
My plan is using a permanent polymorph spell for that.

>>14544530
Three years from now, I will use my newly acquired powers to become a cute squishy little girl.

>>14544530
Pic. related.

If you masturbate, does it affect your mana?

>>14544658
-1 in mana for every session.

Why the hell is this thread on /jp/ ?

>>14544704
/jp/ died long ago.

You're a wizard /jp/!

>>14544697
oh god please no

>>14544306
LOOK I READ MY SICK EVERYDAY AND CAN WRITE SCHEME IN MY SLEEP YOU SEE ME CONJURING ANY DAEMONS

NO

NO DAEMONS OR YOKAI

>>14544948
*SICP

I'M SO MAD RIGHT NOW AUTOCORRECT IS TELLING ME I'M ILL

SEE WHAT WIZARDHOOD IS DOING TO ME ANON

>>14544956
Wizards don't use autocorrect. You're probably some doppelgänger.

>>14544960
I bet he's a time mage.

>>14544559
I'm just going to say it.
This means nothing if you have an ugly face.

>>14543736
>>14543747
>>14543751
>>14543760
>>14543762
>>14544210
>>14544478
>>14544500

You guys and this thread is missing the whole point.

Its about achieving close intimacy with a girl. Sex is a by-product of this, yes, but not the end goal.

>>14544225
I know right. You just see all this people having all the sexual tension and shit while eating cake.