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Subtly imply that I'm not against incest.

Confess my feelings for her. Fuck having to wait 10 episodes. >>1453730

Tell her I just came back to change my clothes for my romantic date with Satsuki-chan.

>>1453731
...?

>>1453773
HAHA.

I think you're confusing this with a Ciel appreciation thread.

Akiha route = BEST route.

>>1453792
That should be the least of your worries.

cut her in half then maybe fuck her in the brain

>>1453690
Attack her head-on. If I try to hide, she'll notice me anyway and burn me down.

>>1453876
How inconsiderate of you, she had already prepared dinner for you.

>come return

I slap the OP for failing @ grammar.

I rape the maids

I join her, obviously.

Wonder why I left the house in the first place...

Crack a joke about her bust size.

>>1453710
>Please take in mind that this scenario does not involve any maids, vampires or church priests.
>Please take in mind that this scenario does not involve any maids
>does not involve any maids

You cannot rape what it isn't there.

>>1453705
BAD END!!!

I say thanks. Then we take part in a 12 episode love comedy harem show, in which it'll take till ep 10 where we both realize we like each other. Also, hire maids and rape them.

Put on my robe and wizard hat

carry her gently to bed,
go to sleep,
and making joking remarks about her alcohol tolerance over a breakfast i prepared the next morning

I fap on her face

Hire maids.

>>1453731
And then cast strengthening level 8 on my cock.

Rape the sister.

What's up with all these Tsukihime threads lately?

Akiha is such a boring character.

MATE THE RAIDS

>>1453739
Remake.

>>1453735
Then rape them.

>>1453746
I thought that that course of action was obvious enough it didn't need to be said.

Join her and engage a casual conversation. We continue to talk and drink for hours until we're both drunk and fall asleep.

That's no wine.

Akiha appreciation thread??? I thought /jp/ agrees that she sucked and a top worst character from tsukihime series?

>>1453782
GOD I LOVE CURRY

Where did I get the work?

>>1453782
well both sucked too, akihafag!

>>1453966
>>Akiha is such a boring character.
>>img - ciel

>>1453790
You kiddin' right? Both endings were BAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW

>>1453782
That's not Ciel

I give her the choice of being imprisoned under a Slave Shield, or being enslaved as my Battle Thrall.

Genuflect

>>1454014
But Ciel is the best female character in Tsukihime.

>>1453827
You *silly cow*.

Ask her where the fuck the maids are and why the fuck my dinner isn't ready, while I order her to take off my shoes

I'd politely inquire into what business she had at my place of residence, then assuming a suitable explanation was forthcoming I would see to it that she had appropriate sleeping arrangements for the night; most likely this would involve changing my own sheets and cleaning my room for her. I would then rejoin her to have polite conversation over the wine, making sure never to overstep my role as host, before making preparations for dinner if needs be. Shortly before she retires to her room I would ask her what she likes to eat for breakfast and set my alarm half an hour early to make sure I could provide it for her. After she retires I would make my own arrangements in the living room and get an early night.

^This is my fantasy.

I began by stroking her hair. This simple act would say far more than words could.

>>1453891
You're a sad, wicked man. Get out and never come back

>>1453690
I shout "Death to the demon hybrid!" and start beating her with a chair.

Get her drunk and then rape her when she can't resist

>>1453931
Best one so far

I'd ;_;, knowing it isn't really happening.

call the cops
bitch ain't 21

>>1453790

HHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGHHHHHHHH

I like it when Akiha has to pee but won't go to the bathroom by herself.

deport her to mexico

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How could anyone rape Akiha? She's so sweet and gentle.

Don't worry, Akiha, your REAL nii-san has arrived and he'll protect you. ^_^

I, for one, wouldn't attempt to rape something that can kill me just by looking at me.

>>1454432
Could you die the fuck off already?

Man, it's not even funny. Akiha is the only character that I actually fell in love with, to the point where I will hardly even look at another girl unless she has long dark hair.

I'd trade her in for another black-haired, rich ojou-sama type character.

Maybe Sachiko, or that slut Shinra.

>Please take in mind that this scenario does not involve any maids, vampires or church priests.

But will she call me Nii-san?

Offer her the contents of my liquor cabinet.

>>1453718
>You cannot rape what it isn't there.

a common misconception.

>>1454344
>I will hardly even look at another girl unless she has long dark hair.

Akiha did this to me too.

Do her tits.

>>1453931

As much as I love Akiha, this is the best answer so far.

>>1454648
But Akiha is better than both of them.

>>1454648
>that slut Shinra

Ugh, I wouldn't mind being bossed around in my own home, but I'd end up killing her with a vacuum cleaner. How? I don't know either.

Tell her that we can go take a ride in my Nissan.

>>1454485
>>1454344
Yeah, before Akiha I didn't even really like that character design but now girls with long, dark hair are my favorite. Oh, Akiha, how I love you.

>>1454668
zing!

I don't know what I myself would do, probably tell her to make herself at home and offer my humble abode to her for as long as she saw fit to use it, heh.

But I don't keep wine around the house. Just whisky.

Would Akiha drink whisky? Would that suddenly destroy her ojou-sama air?

Get the fuck out of the house. If she's at my house then it's clear I'm already one of the dead, I don't know why I didn't realise sooner but I guess my rotting brain doesn't work as well as it used to. Of course I have no hope of defeating her and no chance to escape her, my only choice to draw her into a vunrable position and perhaps force her to use up some of her strength.

It's not much of a plan but it's not bad for a mindless zombie.

>>1454668
Brilliant

>>1456491
she drinks whisky in the game, its hisui that sips on red wine

Put a garbage bag over her head and rape her as I suffocate her.

[x] Lake.

Ask her why she's a drunk.

>>1456594
lol so randum xD

>>1453690

I would probably greet her, sit down and talk to her. Also, I would ask what on earth was she doing in MY house.

>>1456620
>I would ask what on earth was she doing in MY house
it's the governments house now.

>>1456620
It's not your house anymore. Now please be nice and adhere to the rules provided by Akiha-sama.

Hi there, Akiha, How are you doinWTF WHERE IS MYBIKE???

That's unrealistic. Anon doesn't work

>>1454648
Man, having Shinra around would drain my balls completely