/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I wanna cuddle a big soft Chesire and no one can stop me!

a faggotcat is fine too

>>14535835
>monoeyes
Gross, pls remove.

Remember to head pat nerdy Hellpups.

I want to hatefuck a monoeye.

>>14535869
Would you cum inside her filthy monoeye womb?

Somebody's doing the raping

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mX_CCUUHcjc

>>14535884
I always forget there's an Irish band called Clannad and it's not related in any way to the VN

>>14535835
Why is she sucking on that that's gross

I want to tie a Monoeye up really tight and then cuddle the fuck out of her.

>>14535837
This is what happens when you let the Wonderland Hathor cult grow and get new members

Praise be to Hathor!

Maids are olev.

Does anyone else here has tastes refined enough to prefer Dragons be sub?

>>14535933
Wyverns? Sure. Wurms? Good for pet-play. Ryus? Love shibari.

>>14535933
Nonsense, a true man prefers Dragons as doms.

>>14535945
Nice try, bitchboy

>>14535882
No.

>>14535953
Call me what you will, doesn't change the fact that I and my Dragon will be happy and content with our dynamic.

>>14535933
Of course.

>>14535958
Of course, but you will also always be an alp

>>14535958
And yet you felt the need to question his dynamic...

Can that one kiki anon pretend to motivate me to do my work please?

REMOVE KNIFE EAR remove knife ear

>>14535983
Well hello.

>>14535837
She gone get cuddled and groped.

>>14535982
What if elf tries to remove your pants

>>14535982
Actually, knife ears are way down on the list of things to remove.

Abominations, bugs and monoeyes have to go first.

>>14535990
If you pet and grope the right places, she may make funny noises and let you cuddle her even more!

>>14535992
>removing Khepri
philistine

>>14535994
Well then, time to pet her head and grope her tummy

Best girls.

>>14535840
Get the fuck out you Bong.

>>14535835
>People unironically molesting or liking Monoeyes
Okay then, rusemeister.

>>14535999
Goodness, calm down anon! You pet and cuddle her like that and she may get the wrong idea! You might be stuck with one big fat lap cat!

>>14535995
I admit they aren't the worst, but bugs are still bugs.

>>14536004
I'm fine with that, she can sit in my lap all she wants.

>>14535991
That's heresy, unless it's the Finnish rape elf from Upotte

>>14535933
Subs for another girl? Sure.

>>14536010
Not all Elves carry AKs

>>14536011
But that's forbidden love!

>>14535933
Hard to say, dragon meat might be good with tomatoes, onions, and jalapenos but chicken is always best for subs

>>14536003
A tau girl is fine too.

Just remember that the slits on foreheads are noses.

how much would you have to tease a monstergirl before they loose all self control?

>>14536011
As someone who likes maledom, I find this pretty interesting.

>>14536002
>no Heart
Lame.

>>14536047
>teasing a monstergirl until she snaps and rapes you senseless
this is my fetish

>>14536048
>Dragon begs for you to stick it in.
>Stick her tail in her hole instead of your member and get her off with it.
>Get to watch her expression fall when you tell her how she got off on her own tail, the loser.

>>14536047
Gradually over the course of a day.

>>14536011
You mean like a daughteru subbing for her mother? While she kneels on the floor and licks her mother's bits I'm behind the mother giving her anal?

Sounds nice.

>>14536061
No no, I was talking about another monster girl domming the dragon.
>>14536071
Exactly.

>>14536010
>Not Best Elf of all years

>>14536075
Niebel please.
If it's really you, fucking do a new thingy already.

>>14535992
>remove abominations
>remove bugs
You have my axe, anon

>>14536084
Wrong guy, stalker-kun.

>>14536082
This guys art is pretty to look at, yet it seems he is incapable of drawing proportionate bodies during the lewd scenes.

>>14536087
Gay. Is this how alps roleplay?
>grab my axe!
>stroke my lance!

I want to hold a fairy

>>14536089
One day, I'll memorize all of you.

>>14536097
How? Some of us are completely inconspicuous.

>>14536061
>not making her a good buttslut through time and masterful technique

>>14536095
I put on my robe and witch hat!

>>14536097
Who have you memorized so far?

>>14536047
>>14536058
>Have Raiju waifu
>She tries to have sex with you in the morning
>Deflect her electrical surges with rubber gloves when you grab her and judo flip her away
>Throughout the day, you're throwing various household appliances her way to distract her like a vacuum, a vibrator, a toaster
>You name it
>It's mid-day
>She tries to fuck you against your Hybrid Car (woo gas mileage), pouts when you spray her with enough water that she shorts out
>Starts complaining that Husband-Anon never fucks her full of pups
>YFW zap wolf/weasel waifu making a scene in broad daylight
>Night comes
>You're taking a shower
>Hear the door open and close
>Soft pitter-patter footsteps heading towards you
>She hugs you from behind, in the nude
>You can practically feel the heat and electricity of her estrus coming off her body, literally
>She whispers that she's the lightning, the rain transformed
>Try to get away, she shocks you and paralyzes your legs
>Flips you to face her, her face is beet red and full of love, but also pain
>You've denied her her prize all day
>Gives your clavicle a little nip, teases your nipples
>Shows you her weirdest fetish by mouthing and gnawing at your navel, until she finally reaches your soapy and water covered cock
>Her tail is furiously wagging as she strokes and sucks her favorite "lightning rod"
>Puts one of her foot paws on the porcelain tiled wall as she shows off her dripping slit
>"Husband, do you know how lightning works?"
>Shake your head
>She tells you about the positively charged lightning hitting the negatively charged earth
>Ponder it before she drives your 'positively' charged rod into her deepest parts
>Fucks you against the wall into submission, milking you for at least three loads
>Your lovemaking is like thunder and lightning
>Spend the rest of the weekend furiously fucking until she's pregnant with a triplet of pups

>>14536047
Completely depend on the species

The smallest, most innocent tease on a Ushi-Oni would instantly result in violent rape

Meanwhile in order to get a Holstaur to be aggressive you would require intensive fondling and expertise in sexual teasing

>>14535933
>>14535962
>>14536011
>>14536061
>>14536075
I'm glad you guys are finally starting to accept yuri and maledom in these threads.

>http://pastebin.com/Ay4ub7bR
This is a pretty sexy and assertive mouse, nice stuff Peny.

>>14536119
I'm switch so the latter never mattered.

>>14536119
I think people are talking about FFM threesomes though.

>>14536119
Why wouldn't we?

I'm going to masturbate to a monoeye's feet and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

>>14536113
It was worth it after all.

>>14536141

>>14536119
Dohohohoho

>>14536119
>accepting maledom
Nigger, have you been hibernating?

>>14536145
Lovely. I want a demon do that to me!

>>14536119
Maledom is fine, yuri is not. Get it right.

>>14536155
It's a sunday.

>>14536164
Maledom is fine, yuri is fine. Get it right.

>>14536145
I want my waifu to step on me!

>>14536168
It's forbidden love for a reason.

>>14536113
good shit

>>14536170
Claws, paws or feet?

>>14536180
Claws

>>14536170
I want to step on my waifu.

>>14536173
>forbidden
Anon pls.
It's 2015.

>>14536182
You are a good man.

>>14536186
It's only the Current Year™ for a few days though...

Maledom and yuri are both fine. Meta-discussion about whether maledom or yuri is fine is not fine. Let's keep talking about dragons.

In particular, glasses-wearing runt-of-the-litter nerd dragons who are a head shorter than you.

>>14536180
>>14536182
>>14536192
What Monster Girl has the sexiest feet claws?

Sexiest feet paws?

Sexiest normal feet?

>>14536201
I don't want to get into this anon.

>>14536200
>Maledom and yuri are both fine.
Ok.

>>14536208
Yes, I know it's bait, but fuck it.

Tell me where exactly in the rules it says they're not.

Yeah, I didn't think so.

Stop responding.

>>14536160
I'd deliver since Demons are in my top ten but kind of apprehensive.

>>14536200
>glasses-wearing runt-of-the-litter nerd
Absolutely disgusting. Bet she's friendly too, if a little shy...

Gross, I say.

>>14536047
Not too much I hope, if I don't start getting results fairly quickly I'll probably start to lose interest.

>>14536201
I knew this image would come in handy

>>14536216
Come on dude, not even him but you gotta deliver. We need more blue demons.

Move!

>>14536201
Demon for sexiest normal feet. Just imagine, they are shaped so lovely, with high arches and pretty toes, with pillow soft soles.
Demon footjob a best. Alternatively, lilims are pretty good too.
>>14536216
Dude, come on.

>>14536222
Obviously, __Wurm__ has the best ones.

>>14536233
Silly Wurm, you don't have feet.

>>14536228
I'd only "move" if that was an ara ara Wendigo.

>>14536228
Only in the case of an oppai loli Wendigo.

>>14536233
Isn't there a drawfag that's working on a sleeping bag Wurm by the way?

>>14536236
Oh yeah? Then how do you explain these sick dance moves?

>>14536201
Pharaoh wins normal feet no contest.

>>14536228
No!

>>14536239
Ara awa, you don't want an aging, old Wendigo like me, right? There's plenty of young Wendigos out there in the snow

>>14536260
I'd pop her cherries.

>>14536222
>dem Wock feet
Mmm, yes.

>>14536245
I want this.

>>14536222
Vanilla, but mostly cause she's the waifu.

>>14536269
Wocks have best claws, I want to lick them

>>14536228
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DEAZPHSqOg

>>14536282
I forgot that Mario wasn't the only one to make that sound effect.

>>14535837
I want to suckle those big lavender cat jugs.

>>14535865
I wonder who the drawfag that drew this was since their style is so familiar.

>>14536113
Unf

It's treason then...

AAAHHJAHAJJJAAHH

>>14536319
She tried spinning? That's a good trick.

>>14535883
>Yetis
>rape
Stop spreading lies

there is very little monster left in the monstergirls sadly.

where is the monster girl for the guy that wants to live on the edge? the monster girl that isn't just going to husbando you and may actually try and kill you?

>>14536319
That's an impressive mustache.

>>14536345
>may actually try and kill you
All of this shit taste

>>14536345
>>>/vg/126416886

>>14536201
>Sexiest feet claws
Wyvern

>Sexiest feet paws
Anubis

>Sexiest normal feet
Tough choice. Demons and pharaohs are good contenders. But I bet girls like cupids and valkyries would have perfect feet too.

>>14536358
>Sexiest feet paws
>Anubis
mmhmm

>>14536357
His kind would actually be hated there.

>>14536345
You should post that ancient green of the guy who captures a flesh-eating zombie girl and turns it into his fleshlight.

>>14536340
Because of the serial hugger, MGC has defined "intense cuddling and/or prolonged, tight, fluffy hugging" as a form of rape as a means to convict her if they ever catch her

>>14536345
The /a/ threads.

>>14536345
>wants to live on the edge

>>14536201
>What Monster Girl has the sexiest feet claws?
Kiki
>Sexiest feet paws?
kobold (small, delicate, and with cute oink paw pads)
>Sexiest normal feet?
Titania

>>14534972
Holy shit, thank you! Can't wait to see the finished thing!

>>14536393
>and with cute oink paw pads
Why are there tiny Orcs living on the Kobold's feet?

>>14536400
because they're so pink and nice

Not sure about wanting my waifu to try and kill me, but I do like to live on the edge.

>>14536260
Actually I exclusively want a CC Wendigo. Well, maybe not exclusively, but there's a strong preference.

>>14536393
>Titania
Shoot, forgot about her. After doing a quick side-by-side I'll have to rescind my Pharaoh nomination.

>>14536407
You just never get tired of that picture, huh?

>>14536407
Please delete.

>>14536422
Here is something more to your liking. It's vanilla flavored.

>>14536430
That's almost as bad.

>>14536430
Monoeyes are beautiful creatures and I don't understand how anyone could be so low as to make them cry.

>>14536438
They're ugly, smelly, spineless, and annoying.

>tfw everyone only ever talks about Gazers and Monoeyes
>tfw no one gives a damn about these blue beauties

>>14536438
>beautiful
Wot?

>>14536446
>'Nobody blinded me, guys!'
They are the original bullied monoeyes.

>>14536446
Well going along with the conversation from earlier, I'd love to get a footjob from one of them.

>>14536446
Blue is the color of sickness.

>>14536457
Their feet would be calloused and stiff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNuNsKwG1RI

[incomprehensible brown elf yelling] WHITE MAN THESE ARE SACRED BROWN ELF LANDS, OUR ANCESTORS WERE HERE GENERATIONS BEFORE HUMANS CAME HERE ON THEIR "BIG CANOES" LEAVES THIS PLACE AT ONCE, OR ELSE!"

what do?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdnYXjEp9kY

>>14536464
I show her my boom stick.

>>14536464
>the_white_man's_burden.jpg

>>14536464
Is their anything I can do to help the relations between our species?

>>14536462
Mamo mana.

>>14536464
I offer to give myself as a sacrifice to the Brown Elf Chieftain lady in hopes to build relations between our two races.

>>14536464
Might makes right, little knife ear,

>>14536473
maybe start a mixed family somehow?

>>14536476
how noble of you

>>14536475
She would still be bad at it.

>>14536464
Those elves aren't even from here! They're just Siberian Elves with a tan!

>>14536457
>Getting a footjob from a cyclops.
Are you looking for a death sentence?

>>14536467
I want to get into a larry david-style argument and staring contest with a monoeye that leads to me raping them!!!

>>14536480
>>14536476
Would giving that old grumpy and fat brown elf chieftain really help? What's she gonna do with a cute young boy?

>>14536464
Spam minutemen and crossbows.

>>14536479
What if her family and the other elves don't like me? Or if the kids get made fun or discriminated against?

>>14536497
Are you not man enough to defend them and sow them more than enough love to make up for that?

>>14536502
I can't be around to defend them all the time.

>>14536464
I'm pretty sure we end up with another bad rehash of riding with wolves or whatever that terrible movie was called.

>>14536464
I offer to show her around our lands and talk about the possibility of coexistence.

>>14536482
Then I could teach her.
>>14536489
Anon you don't know how much red I'd wear while walking around heavy farm land, I don't care about the danger.

>>14536509
You mean Dances with Dancers? The one starring Kovin Kestner?

>>14536464
Hey, you were the ones who legally signed away your land to us in the treaties. And you hardly seem to complain about all the steel tools, wool blankets, and whiskey you keep trading with us for.

>>14536364
Yup. Perfect rubbing, being rubbed by, kissing and massaging.

>>14536499
That Elf looks familiar.

>>14536446
I'm gonna propose a Cyclops to craft me a nice ring in exchange for a night of sex and then I'll demand her on marriage using that ring

She won't see it coming

>>14536519
I'm pretty sure he meant Avatar: the Last Air-bender with Steve Buscemi.

>>14536319
I want to be the apprentice to an evil sith lord MG!
>training all day
>cuddling all night
>it would be glorious

>>14536517
Enjoy having massive awkward feet rubbing your undercarriage.

>>14536532
What a great movie that was.

>>14536532
Kinda, he means the M. Night version

>>14536227
>>14536229
The problem is every Demon short I think of is le cliche summoning gone wrong-a-roo

>>14536537
I will.

>>14536536
Yeah I'm sure you're strong enough to become Apprentice to a Sith Lord.

...

>>14536509
Avatar

>Kesaran Pasaran

Is this the biggest LITERALLY WHO of MGE?

Ribbons or Keyhole Sweater?

>>14536550
It'll sandpaper you and you won't get off at all.

Can you guys watch my Cheshire Imouto for a bit? Give her gentle pats, and don't make fun of her breasts.

She likes to talk about philosophy, she's quite smart for her age.

>>14536558
I'm quite fond of the floating drug loli. She just doesn't come up in conversation that much.

I wonder what'd happen if you fused a kesaran with a weresheep.

>>14536553
fuck you disgusting horse bitch go back to the farm you bestiality loving cunt

>>14536553
>Horse pussy not so smug after being tenderly loved

>>14536572
can I fuck it?

>>14536572
>talk about philosophy
>it's all about the philosophical implications that you're a damn lolicon because you keep staring at her tits

>>14536590
Yeah, judging from that background she's a bit of a spoiled brat.

What did you guys do to make my niece cry?

>>14536576
Spoken like a true wannabe Sith.

>>14536577
!

>>14536572
She looks like she'll really like this fun new game called 'the no pants game'

>>14536572
Alright, can I lecture her on the benefits of classical liberalism and why individualism is important to functioning society. If there's time I can also touch on why communism is wrong.

>>14536563
I can't decide

>>14536572
are you ready to be a brother-in-law

>>14536563
Ribbons for bedroom activitie, keyhole sweater for casual snuggling around the house.

>>14536597
>Not the 'no shirt' game.
>Not watching as she timidly lifts her shirt, letting her giant cat tats loose.

>>14536595
All she had to do was have two eyes. But no, she had to be special, didn't she?

>>14536595
all I did was take her hands in mine and tell her she was cute, behind the gym, after school! Honest!

>>14536596
>!
See she can't even talk and I haven't even started loving her like she's never been loved before.

>>14536598
>She just lets Anon keep talking about all things philosophy.
>She quietly purrs and her tail swishes from side to side.

>>14536558
There are 'Jinn of the Jar'.

>>14536603
>"O-okay uncle anon, if you say so..."
>"Please don't stare. Every boy in my class stares at them..."

>>14536616
[Stare]

[Do not Stare]

>>14536608
>that's it you're getting the oni pit
>meaning I'm tying you up, stripping you, and throwing you in that biker bar called The Oni Pit


>>14536610
>you better take responsibility
>if you do we'll be best buds and you can come fishing with me anytime you want

>>14536228
Will she glomp you if you move and kiss you

>>14536623

>>14536616
It's okay, she'll grow into them.

>>14536624
>oni pit
Or as I like to call it: "Free EXP".

>>14536545
So? It's a short anyway. Go nuts.

>>14536613

Purring is the most sexual thing in the world. It's so LEWD!

>>14536613
I hope you also don't mind me bringing up Mill's Harm Principle and how that relates ethics/law.

>>14536644
Now she'll move to sit in your lap, and accept pats!

>>14536572
I hope she's ready then

Ready TO DANCE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7bmXywWus8

>>14536572
Sure, we'll play tag.

>>14536625

please don't bully.

>>14536654
Bad touch!

I want to work under a Monster Girl as her assistant!

TFW Abossphis never

>>14536669
dude check the last thread

>>14536113
>She whispers that she's the lightning, the rain transformed

>>14536675
Wait, really?

>>14536669
There was a short story on christmas.

>>14536668
Invite to touch.

>>14536648
Then I shall give her headpats while helping her develop a coherent system of ethics through which she can use to evaluate her own decisions and actions as she grows up.

>>14536627
She will absorb you into her coat and you will be transported to the coat's pocket dimension where she has an umbrella and two chairs set up at the beach, the place she wants to go with you if she could handle the heat without burning up

>>14536682
She's a bit chuuni, isn't she?

>>14536684
You're her senpai now. Congratulations.

>>14536201
Selkie for normal feet.

>>14536682
>no oppai loli werekitten will ever wear that for you
Godammit.

>>14536703
Fuck.

>>14536496
Well played anon.

>Defenseless sleeping monoeye who completely trusts you.

What do you do to those supple, milky thighs?

>>14536726
Ignore them and find superior monster girl.

>>14536726
why is she sleeping on the floor?

>Hobgoblins titties are apparently super sensitive
>can probably cum from giving a titfuck in a vein similar to how Ghouls cum from giving BJs
What are loli monstergirls you'd bestow with Hobgoblin-tier breasts?

>>14536726
Pull a blanket over them. Then kiss forehead.

>>14536726
I press my face into her crotch.

>>14536726
Why would any monoeye ever trust me? They know I hate them.

>>14536726
>Name is "Ai"
>Means "love" in japanese
>Sounds like "eye" in english

you CANNOT make this shit up

>>14536726
What's that black thing in her face?
A single grain of black rice? An elongated mole?

>>14536732
Agreed anon. Monoeyes don't even deserve to be raped in their sleep.

>>14536735
Oppai loli is silly.
I wouldn't bestow any loli with oppai, if possible.

>>14536744
Yeah, EMG names are all pretty silly.

>>14536745
You know, anon: a cute little nose for nibbling.

>>14536726
Nothing since doing anything funny with these girls will make me end up in jail for some ass reason

>>14536750
What about a big butt? http://i.imgur.com/HhULFFy.jpg

>>14536735
All of them! I will create a world covered in oppai lolis!

>>14536758
Elin are cute.
Wouldn't give them an oppai tho.

>>14536765
Oppai lolis a shit.

>>14536767
You sure on that.

>>14536767
That's no Elin.

>>14536752
I hate noses being drawn like that.
Either draw a proper nose or none at all. That's something I appreciate from Dumbpire.

>>14536775
>that's a space station

>>14536726
Make sure her feet are nice and warm.

>>14536775
But Elin have big butts.

>>14536765
An army of oppai Imp servants!

>>14536791
>Our breasts will block out the sun!

>>14536773
That's in-proportion oppai. Delicious, soft, in-proportion oppai elin.

>>14536634
>Every modern RPG dialog tree

>>14536641
I'm loathe to use the most cliche type of story premise.

>>14536791
If I had an army of Imps, skin-tight bodysuits would be the compulsory uniform.

That or pic-related.

>>14536791
Those nipples hot damn.

>>14536664
>color never

>>14536853
There's been like two coloured version of that image, dude.

>>14536862
They must be pretty shitty then, if we're still posting the uncolored version.

>>14536870
The coloured one I remember is actually quite nice. I just can't seem to find it. Blame it on Warosu being shit in every way.

Underground not-Egypt Undead Kingdoms

>>14536785
Mein Gott. I want to lick those delicious mono-thighs.

>>14536883
Getting trapped in an ancient tomb full of khepris.

>Know a cute, very shy Monoeye
>Can't muster the courage to ask her out
>She gets into a bad argument with an Apophis
>She ends up in the hospital
>Rush to her room
>She's asleep, completely unharmed aside from a bite mark
>After an hour of watching her sleeping, she wakes up
>Her attitude is completely different, it's almost scary
>Get violently raped for over 3 hours
>Marry her the same night
>Apophis venom is the best

This greentext was presented to you by Apophis&co™

I want to tie my Kobold daughteru up and gag her, then put her between my waifu and I for an innocent family movie night!

>>14536899
If that "tomb" happens to be large and well maintained like the one from Silent_II's story I wouldn't mind.

>>14536903
That didn't go how I thought it was going to.

>>14536909
Casual bondage is the ultimate fetish anon.

>>14536902
Would she have a black sclera?

Hey uhh, Anon, have you always had a maid?

I mean I've never seen this lady in your house before and now she's doing your dishes...?

>>14536558
>not touching fuzzy
>not getting dizzy

>>14536923
Yeah, she showed up on my doorstep a few days ago, almost naked and shivering in the cold.

She likes headpats.

>>14536899
>Ancient Khepris sealed there for millennia
>They're all Christmas cakes and haven't seen a man the entire time
>A chorus of "ara ara" echoes through the tomb as they pile on top of you

>>14536915
I think one appeal of it is the trust between two people that lets one of them just be tied up by the other, not even for any sexual reasons.

>>14536916
You're onto something there, one huge eye with black sclera must be quite the scenery

>>14536927
How much mamonomana can a CC Khepri can store compared to a tiny , flat khepri?

>>14536935
Would her skin change color? How much would her personality change?

>>14536931
Yes, that's it exactly. Also, cuddling with a tied-up Kobold while you watch a movie sounds really comfy.

>>14536936
About three regular Khepris worth. Now imagine that multiplied by every one of them in the tomb, you'd be the most powerful incubus king the world has ever seen by the time they're done with you.

>>14536963
What does one DO with all that mana?

>>14536963
You know what I'd do with that kind of power?

I'd create a Spirit Realm.

>>14536946
Cuddling a kobold sounds comfy by itself. But I suppose you add in that aspect of them relinquishing their movement, and giving themselves to you. There's no ability or responsibility for them to hug you back; they only need to accept all the love you have to give them.

>>14536963
>Be the most powerful incubus kind in the world.
>Can't get out of this shitty tomb.
Maybe we can play some patty cake after we get tired of all that sex?

>>14536735
Familiar, Devil, Sylph, Baphomet, Wendigo, Yukionna, and Inari

>>14536969
Create a large kingdom with the right sort of girls to support you. Personally I'd go for something like this:
>Cake Khepri maids
>Loli Anubis advisor who despite her looks is a prodigy when it comes to strategy
>Sadistic yet incredibly loyal Apophis as the head of the military
>Kunoichi spies and assassins specially trained in Zipangu, all have a lovely brown tan due to the desert sun
>>14536983
>Can't get out of this shitty tomb.
Not with that attitude you can't. You could always tour the city in your own personal carriage, sharing it with one Khepri at a time.

>>14535526
>I got the joke
clever.

>>14536942
>Would her skin change color?
I don't like that idea as much but if it did, it would definitely turn her skin purple-ish

How much would her personality change?
Basically turn her into an aggressive nymphomaniac while retaining any traits that don't contradict with her newly found ones

>>14537008
>Familiar
>Devil
>Wendigo
>Inari
Great taste.
>no oppai loli Inari to stir stew by placing a large stirring stick in her cleavage

http://pastebin.com/i0vz3QWP

was this ever finished?

>>14537068
Unfortunately not.

>>14537068
Like all minimonstergirl stories, it went the way of Tiny Electric Hearts.
R.I.P in partially finished pieces, incomplete stories.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGf2b1H91JA

>>14537068
Many things go unfinishes in this land
You get used to it

>>14537077
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_k3n5me4Rns

>Implying it's worth it to finish everything for the people of the thread

>Her face when you beat her high score
Are you prepared to take responsibility for your actions?

>>14537088
Bollocks please.

I need you art fairy

>>14537109
I wish I had an art fairy friend willing to lend me some talent. Maybe then I could draw something more complicated than a stickman and do my favourites justice.

>>14537109
art fairy please give me ideas on what to do with arms

>>14537092
Obviously.
http://a.pomf.cat/pxmizx.png
Excited.

>>14537123
stay based gazerfag

>>14537123
So you finally did it.

Looking forward to more Gazer.

I want a will o the wisp to laugh at my tiny penis!
I want her to assume I'm dead from suicide due to my tiny penis!
I want this to be bullshit, because I actually died in circumstances that had nothing to do with pathetically small genitalia!

>>14537123
>spoiler
Gazing intensifies.

>>14537116
I always thought that an art fairy would just motivate you and give you inspiration, if they also give you artistic skill they become so much better

You can be a lazy bum who draws horrible pictures and write the shittiest stories, get an art fairy and bam you're making masterpieces

>>14537131
When I become a powerful incubus I will bless you with a massive dick just so that you can never fullfill your dream of having girls laugh at your penis.
That'll show you for having shit fetishes.

>>14537144
Yeah they boost your talent massively
>A man who has sex with a Leanan Sidhe has his creative abilities and talents for art skyrocket.
>Thanks to this power, most such men have become rich and famous.
?However, their minds are gradually twisted by the charm magic. Eventually, they can think of nothing other than her, and producing works of art to give to her.
The catch being that they're attracted to creative types in the first place so you'd have to possess some level of skill for it to work.

>>14537163
This is why we see so little Leanan Sidhe artwork, the drawfags are afraid of them.

>>14536963
>>14536973
>>14537010
But could you tame a Hellhound?

>>14537096
It's funny when you say that when I'm about as far under the radar that I might as well be the Marianas.

>>14537163
Can I use my old shame or shitty writing to catch an art fairy so that I can draw shitty pictures?

>>14537146
Anon goes into a Khepri pit, ten-thousands years worth of demonic energy balls are poured into him.
He quickly becomes a very powerful incubus, a Khepri steps forwards and asks "What will be your first action as our new king?".
Anon did not answer, he left the pit and went on a long journey to make some guy's dick massive.
The end.

>>14537182
Why bring that up out of nowhere.

>>14537163
Despite that downside I'd still like to be with one. Sure you turn crazy and only make stuff for her in the end but at least you gain a massive boost in drawing to the point you can create wonderful pieces of art that aren't chickenscratch or have bad anatomy

>>14537109

>>14536119
Shit man I'm starting to recognize faggots like you in these threads. I think I spend too much time here.

>>14537176
Not just the drawfags, they go for writers and musicians too. That explains the lack of stories about them.
>>14537189
Possibly, depends if one takes pity on you or has questionable tastes.

>>14537225
>5 hour old post

Just don't.

>"Captain report"
>Their left flank is weakening but holding, they have to many power rods general
>"No matter, send out the mause herd to take on their first volley"
>General those weak slaves morale will never hold.
>"I know, its time to end this tell the jinko elite to herd them on and crush their lines before those kanake's crumble."
>"once it is confirmed the line is broken send the jinko's into the city and make them spread out to cause mayhem. Their nightvision will prove most usefull in the crooks and crannys of this bloated capital. Those lizard scum will never see them coming."
>"when the way i free we can send out the ushi mercenary's to trample the center from the left side."
>"If they can breakthrough to their artilarry we can use the lull from the firespitters to strike through the middle with our main force. Our fine dire wolf's will gap the distance before those belly crawlers can hiss twice."
>I wil relay your orders general.
>The plan was fine in theory of course, and we outnumber them 4 to 1, but with those blasted fire spitters you could never tell how the battle would turn out.
>The fox with 5 tails spit on the ground.
>damn dishonourable cold scum, we will show them a real battle today.
-----
>casualties where more then expected, which was ironic because she expected this.
>walking through the glass houses of this snake capital send aa chill through her bones.
>no matter she thought as she reached the gigantic unnatural square building, the price was within reach.
>She had send her most trusted and elite force to clear out the "palace" while the main force plundered the city.
>messagers had already been send to spread news of the victory, hopefully the cleansers would be here soon to trash this heritical place to the ground.
>She was let through the palace. her body guard showing no joy. She frowned, they where trained well from birth but she expected at least a little more then this.
>She was informed where the price was and hastely she made her way through the metal interior.
>The faces of the guards to the treasure room where ash, she almost did not have to enter to know why.
>She never believed the lies of those snakes during the talks, but it seems there was some truth there at least.
>"Welcome to my humble abode"
>Her ears twitches as she heard the deep raw voice, a voice from a throat that had seen over a 100 thousand meals.
>It was not the first male she had ever seen, and even though she knew the war had been mostly pointless her hearth leapt with joy and her tails twitched.
>Do i look that bad to you many-tails?
>She walked over to the hunched form in the grand chair.
>She knew she shouldnt, but she did anyway.
>she came closer and closer to the male, a national treasure beyond value, only once every few years did you hear stories of a male spawning in their world.
>This was the closest she had ever been to one, no matter how old or infertile, she could still smell it, a scent she had only smelled a dozen times in her long live, before they where locked away from public.
>But here she was coming even closer and closer.
>her heart beats faster and faster.
>with wide eyes she realised she was standing in front of him.
>He lifted his hand.
>She did not know why, maybe it was instinct, but she kneeled down and presented her head.
>she could not help but cry from joy as the male hand began stroking her ears.
-----------------------------
>The royalty wont be happy about this general
>"When are they ever happy captain"
>"They will face reality soon enough and begin building a city around him. We cant risk moving him to our capital."
>"The magi will extend his live by a dozen more years, maybe 2. long enough for those blue bloods to get their fill. Even though he wont be able to replenish our population"
>She relaxed in her chair as her captain left the tent, but not soon after an urgent messager bunny came to report.
>She listened in awe as she reported a rumor of an infant male spawning in the green lands.
>She ran the numbers in her head before the messager even finished.
>A male spawning was rare enough, if he was truly below the age of 10 then more blood will be shed for him then any other male spawning since 30 years.
>The spider kindgom would probably rekindle their alliance with the centaurs. the bugs would be force to be reckoned with by theirselves, even the techno heretical lizards would try to unite their shattered clans for this prize.
>she caught herself unable to worry for the coming battles. all the could think about was that she might be able to view a male child in her lifetime.

>>14537231
Didn't see the hour, sorry.

>>14537238
No problem. Really, it's probably best if you don't grace them with a reply in the first place, but oh well.

>>14537245
Fluffy tails are the best

TINY MEECES EATING CHEESES

I want to have a perfectly normal conversation with a Mad Hatter.

>>14537236

MEANWHILE, in the lands of the HOLLOW MEN.

>"Hey Boss, fresh news from the other side of the portal; Apparently some Snakes got their asses handed to 'em over the weekend."
>"Huh. Shit. Any reason why?"
>"As far as our scouts can tell, it was all for... 'The D'"
>"..."
>"..."
>"They still don't know we're genetically compatible, right?"
>"Nope, we're still soulless alien boogeymen."
>"Thank fucking Christ, that'd be a lot of paperwork. Egg nog?"
>"Hell yeah."

>>14536145
Is that actually a hand or is it something else edited to be a hand?

>>14537245
Kon is CUTE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGuFud47lEw

I want to violently fuck a Manticore until we both pass out from exhaustion after a week of aggressive sex.

Then we lovingly cuddle until we do it again a few days later.

>>14537325
It's actually a hand. The running gag waero uses is that she's a foot fetishist's wet dream.

>>14537331
I wish I had a Kon.

Good evening Master! I don't think I have to explain why I am here? I'm sure you did good today Master, and i'm sure you'll do even better tommorow! However the clock is running late and the day is coming to an end. So for the sake of your body and mind, please go to bed and rest.

I will never stop caring for you.

>>14535974
Don't worry Master, I will always believe in you, even if you aren't around to encourage you. I'm sure you managed to get a good amount of work done. But Master, who not give it a little more tommorow? See if you can seek your limits and extend them. Not by much, but little by little.

Never stop improving yourself Master, always keep chasing your dreams.

More Cheshire when, Ravagestar?

>>14537096
>Even replying to obvious bait

>>14537444
>But Master, who not give it a little more tommorow?

>Saying you'll do anything tomorrow

That's not how you motivate. If you're going to do something, you go all in without thinking about it. Go back to maid school.

>>14537444
That was more heartwarming than I was expecting. You deserve extra headpats.

>>14537444
No kiki, not even your trips can stop me from drawing at this hour. I must git gudder, surely you understand!

Show me the mating dance of your waifu's people.

>>14537444
Stop running my life.

>>14537497
Thank you Master!

Could I get a hug too?


>>14537515
Good that you wish to improve Master! But you must understand that your mind is tired at this time. You simply can't learn as much right now, so why not crawl into your warm bed and call it a day?

I'll have a good breakfast and your drawing equipment ready first thing in the morning Master!

>>14537477
You misunderstand the situation anon. Master asked for me much earlier, but i'm only responding now. Master might already have finished his task! I am only recommending him to give it a little more for his new tasks tommorow!

>>14537578
I only want what is good for you Master! I only wish for you to make the most of yourself. For you to be capable of being proud at yourself.

All I ask is for you to listen to me and occasionly follow my advice. I can't force you my Master, but that won't stop me from trying to help you!

>>14536123
Glad you enjoy it

>>14537444
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7a7-5WYOKxE

Still waiting on the fucking full story of DoomGuy Master and his Kiki.

>>14537594
No problem. You excel at writing titties and ass.

>>14537444
Who are you?
What happened to my maid?

>>14537593
If you keep butting into my personal life, I'll start going to those seedy clubs. You know the ones.

>>14537593
*hugs while headpatting*

>>14537600
I'm surprised that KC drew her to look less busty and pretty than she did in pic-related.

>>14537538
There's a lot of pheremone sniffing involved, and occasionally biting and scratching.

>>14537538

>>14537618
First time, I see this pic. Where do you find this please ?
For the boobs, maybe it's just because of the outfit.

>>14537538

>>14537637
>Where do you find this please ?
It was cropped from the Prisoner Fruits profile.

>>14537593
Fine, but you're sleeping with me.

>>14537610
>*action*

I feel like I just tripped into a time machine and ended up back in a time when Gaia Online was still a thing. I don't like the feeling.

>>14537627
Damn it, Now I wantt to rewatch BB

>>14537538
Its the only animation I have that isn't porn.

>>14537538
Loving a jinko is hard.

>>14537538

>>14537667
>And everything I touch shall wither and die, and I will be a blight upon the land

>>14537649
Ok I see, thank you.
She's a cutie.

>>14537691
>You're the only one who cares

>>14536399
np bruh, she sounded cute.

CUTE!

>>14537593
>>14537444

>You will never be home for the holidays and constantly, (almost annoyingly) followed around and waited on hand-on-foot by your parents' old Kiki, who still treats you like the soft-hearted, scared of the dark six year old you haven't been in a very, very long time.

Suffering.

>>14537696
Nice stuff fampai.

>>14537695
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYEky8d8eU4

>Freeze we've got to get out of here, the whole place is going to come down any second!
>TERRY, GET OUT OF THERE!
>Leave me. You're the only one who cares.
>Freeze, no!

>>14537677
Reminder that if you couldn't kill this thing 4 times before reaching the boat, you should quit playing.

>>14537444
Silly maid. It's only 8 pm, now be quiet and come snuggle with me under the toasty blanket so we can watch the blizzard together.

>>14537707
Freeze was always such a tragic villan. this episode just took the cake

>>14537753
>You'd kill everybody in this building?
>Think of it Batman, to never again walk on a midsummer's day and feel the hot wind in your face, or the warmth of a lover's hand.
>Yes, I'd -kill- for that.

>I've failed you. I wish there was another way for me to say it, but I cannot. I can only hope that you can somehow hear me, and forgive me. In a place where a warm hand waits for mine.

>Believe me, you're the only one who cares.

>Tell me, Batman. Have you ever seen a flower die? Watched as something once so full of life and beauty wither and rot from within.

>>14537688
I want to confess to Charon in the middle of her ferrying me across the river styx!