/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Merry Christmas!

Maids are olev.

Treat them well this Christmas.

>>14527543
>Single Client
>Loli Nightmare who hired me for whatever I'd like to do to her; so long as she can permanently "Buy" me after because she's a Love Freak
Sounds perfect to me.

A half-day of polynesian sex, followed by a lifetime of love.

Should I repost the rolling game from last thread or not?

>>14527622
All I want for Christmas is a picture of an Anubis in a sexy Santa outfit. That'd be nice.

its raining
not heavy, but its raining
she's back

Merry Christmas Miia!

>>14527617
>still not using the any of the new images Monorus as the OP image
What's wrong with you?

>>14527625
Yeah you should

somebodys eaten my fucking christmas pudding!

>>14527617
Merry Christmas!
For christmas, can I have a Ryu? Cute, lewd anything?

Who's riding the Zamboni

>>14527642
Okay then, let's keep this ball rolling.
Alright anons, it's the night before Christmas in MGC and you know what that means. Lonely rich monstergirls seeking companionship. There's no time more lucrative then Christmastime for an "escort".
Difficulties: (Choose)
Option 1: Single Client (1 girl)
Option 2: Small party (3 girls)
Option 3: Medium Party (6 girls)
Option 4: Large Party (10 girls.)

Once you've got that, it's time to roll for your clients, use this: monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/Mamono
As always, you're allowed to reroll for girls like Cu Sith, Cait Sith, and Matango. In addition, you can re-roll three times if you get girls you don't like. Because it's Christmas and I'm feeling nice.

Then use https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm or https://www.random.org/ to roll.

Body Type: d10
1: Busty
2: Thin
3: Hourglass shaped
4: Oppai Loli (or Shortstack if you prefer)
5: Chubby
6: Gym Bunny
7: Loli (or Pettanko if you prefer)
8: Pear Shaped
9: Species Norm
10: Choose one

Quirk: d10
1: Awkward Virgin (Has never seen a dick, nor does she have any idea what to do with it. You'll have to guide her through her first time.)
2: Chimera (Roll another species and fuse it with hers.)
3: Undead (Died and was brought back to life as a cuddlebug zombie. If her species is undead already, then reroll.)
4: Oral Fixation (She has a fetish for oral sex, both giving and receiving.)
5: Love Freak (In love with love and romance. Roll a d6 and if it's even, she'll want to buy your contract. If it's odd, she's yandere for you and steals you.)
6: Semen Demon (She's a sex maniac that knows how to milk just about everything out of you, and she brought potions to keep you going.)
7: Bottom heavy (Her ass is twice as big as the average ass for her species.)
8: Twins (Roll another body type for her sister and roll another quirk for both of them.)
9: Bakunyuu (Her breasts are three cup sizes bigger than the average for her species)
10: Choose two

Hired you for: d8

1: Vanilla Sex
2: Anal
3: Handholding and cuddling (What a deviant she is.)
4: Femdom or Maledom (You choose)
5: Rough sex (Roll a d6, if evens she tops, if odds you top.)
6: Foursome (She invited two unscheduled friends and is willing to pay extra to include them. Roll species and body types for them. They share the first girl's quirk.)
7: Polynesian Sex (Slow, passionate, and intimate)
8: You choose.

Length of Job: d4

1: Half a Day
2: One Day
3: One Week
4: One Month.

This is the best time of the year for people like you anon. You're bringing in about $100 an hour of work plus a 10% Christmas bonus.
Of course this is also the loneliest time of the year for some girls, so we do see a large amount of contracts get bought up by lonely girls seeking husbands around this time of year.

>>14527543 →
>Small Party

>Love Freak Oomukade with an Anal Fixation who hired me for a day and would want to buy me
>Pear Shaped Goblin Love Freak who hired me for a Foursome (Her Friends are a Pear Shaped Chimera, a Nymphomaniac Unicorn (Turns Bicorn after the first day), and a Busty Nightmare) for a month and are all Yandere
>Gym Bunny Ignis who is a Bakunyuu and Semon Demon who hired me for Maledom for a day.

>>14527654
I'm quite happy with my result. >>14527624

>>14527654
That Apsara I pulled in the other thread seemed quite lonely indeed.

I hope you've all been good this year so Santa can bring you lots of paizuri for Christmas!

>>14527654
>small party

Busty awkward virgin Dark Angel who wants anal for a day (1 1 2 2)
Species norm undead Raiju who wants maledom for a day (9 3 4 2)
Loli orally fixated Dormouse who wants handholding for a month (7 4 3 4)

Very nice, I want to keep the Dormouse because after a whole month of cuddling her without rape sounds pretty brutal.

>>14527672
I must have been because I got some extra special milky paizuri for christmas. At least that's how I imagine the next shot of this picture would be, I mean look at that face.

>>14527672
I like the boobs, but I've had some bad experiences with the younger ones.

>>14527672
>oppai loli underboob
Makes me wish Arekishi did that more often.
That, and I hope draws oppai lolis that actually enjoy getting titfucked at some point.

Yuugi Claus has had too much to drink!

>>14527689
Oni shouldn't be going out (excessively) drunk, especially if they're flying sleighs. I have a bed for her.

>>14527689
Has she come to give all the good boys a present? Is it rape?

>>14527683
>oppai lolis that actually enjoy getting titfucked
They do exist.

>>14527700
It's always rape, anon.

>>14527631
I want to do unbearably lewd things to the hellhound on the left, and unbearably sweet things to the hellhound on the right.
Then I want to swap and do it again.

>"I guess one drink couldn't hurt..."

>>14527705
I like my delivery wock

>>14527704
Shame that he rarely ever draws them like that.

>>14527711
You should do something nice for her since she got stuck working Christmas.

>>14527704
>penis-san
weirdly funny and cute

>>14527712
You have to dig through gelbooru to find ones that aren't the embarrassed tsun succubus, but he does a few.

>>14527707
And then anon woke up naked in bed with the two of them similarly naked clinging to him like a teddy bear.
Get ready for the next round when they wake up.

IT IS THAT TIME OF THE YEAR
IT IS TIME TO POST HOLIDAY ONI

>>14527654
Cupid
>gym bunny undead for a day of anal
Scylla
>semen demon sub for a week of rough sex
Amazoness
>pear shaped yandere who wants to cuddle for a month
Chimaera
>dfc undead for half a day of anal
Kraken
>loli virgin for a week of vanilla
Baphomet
>pear shaped and oral obsessed for a week of face fucking

I don't think I'll be able to escape the Amazoness

>>14527716
>Delivery Wock working on Christmas
>Grumbles but goes to her last house to deliver on
>It's her regular, a cute boy who always orders things online, and lately ordered a lot for Christmas
>She knocks on the door, only to find it unlocked and open
>She hesitantly walks in, noticing some ribbons and torn paper leading to the bedroom
>"A-Anon?"
>Nervous seeing signs of a struggle, she hesitantly opens beroom door
>On the bed is a cute naked human boy tied up in ribbons
>Before she can get excited, he motions with his head to the box shes carrying to deliver, unable to speak due to the ribbons
>Inside the Delivery Wock finds a fancy bottle of wine and a note that says "Merry Christmas! Enjoy"

Would she like it?

>>14527736
Would she like it?
Anon, she's gonna unwrap her present right then and there! Hope your pelvis is ready.
She did close the front door, right?

>>14527724
Reading his Sandwich series, I think Uni is warming up to the titfucking husband little by little. At the very least, I'm sure she was smiling in Sandwich 4 more than she was in 3.

You know what girls like?
When boys they find cute start playing with their hair, combing it or making it into a braid.

Talking from experience.

>>14527742
Is it an actual series, or is it just related images? And is it translated anywhere? I only ever really see the Japanese on gelbooru.

Time for a sleigh ride whether you want to or not.

>>14527747
What are you going on about?

Bitches love smiley faces not messing with hair!

>>14527747
Have also experienced this, can confirm.

>>14527740
>"Ara ara" Paladin neighbor sees door left open
>Walks in to check on Anon
>Sees him binded up and gagged in ribbons with a Jabberwock clinging to him like a daki
>Long awkward silence where everyone just stares at each other

>>14527752
It sometimes references past events, so it's got a very light continuity, at least.
All of them are on Exhentai, but not Ehentai.

>>14527756
Bitches like many things. Smiley faces is just one of them.

>>14527672
I hope you're ready for Sandwich 8, anon.

>>14527758
>paladin neighbor's face when

>>14527765
I'm always ready for a new Sandwich series! I love the look of the characters in this one.

>>14527654
>Hourglass bakunyuu Chesire who hired me for a foursome with a chubby Dark Slime and a loli Thunderbird for half a day.

Well, they were considerate enough to give me at least some time for Christmas to myself, so there's that.

>>14527770
Can't she have a heart? It's Christmas

>>14527770
>>14527758
What would her reaction be when she learns that anon is the one who initiated this?
And why would he still be bound up? The Jabberwock opened her present.

>>14527770
>you will never pull on a girl's big, silken braid, using it as a handle, as you roughly take her from behind

:/

>>14527785
Her present is the dick. She unwrapped that, but left the rest of the wrapping and ties in place for fun.

>>14527785
Maybe she just likes cute boys tied up. We all have our fetishes. And if he was able to tie himself up too, he's probably into it as well.

>>14527654
>3 clients

>hired for a foursome
>pear shaped large mouse
>thin hobgoblin
>pear shaped mantis
>all semen demons
>duration: one month
Dear gods have mercy on my penis

>alp (rolled 1d3 for stage - stage 1)
>bottom heavy, awkward virgin (of course)
>hired for vanilla sex
>duration: on day
I'm 'her' first...I'm charging extra for this

>chubby blue oni
>love freak (yandere, steals me away)
>hired for rough sex, me on top
>duration: one week
I pile-drive her into the bed and we live happily ever after

I'll make enough money on the foursome and the alp to buy out my contact, but thanks to the blue oni, I'll get to live as a rich monstergirl's boytoy. Rough start, good end
And you guys get to laugh at me and call me a fag because of the alp.
Merry Christmas

>>14527753
I want it

>>14527785
she's the one who tied him up

>>14527771
Has he ever drawn these girls having actual sex? As much as I love paizuri, I'd kill do see one of these loli completely naked, speared on a proportionately huge cock, bouncing on it and making their tits swing around. Maybe an indignant look on her face and a bit of pre-sex paizuri cum on her breasts.

>>14527806
I only recall one set of images matching that description.
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2607728

>>14524912
>>14525952
>>14526040
Not any of those guys, but I got the story and edited it for pastebin.
Presenting "The Value of Words," by ChickenLover:
http://pastebin.com/n9mYkSyh

>>14527809
I forgot there was also the imp from MGQ.
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1368792

>>14527809
Fucking diamonds, anon. All she'd need is that annoyed 'I can't believe how incorrigible you are' look that the main girl usually has.

>>14527813
Yeah, as much as I normally hate tsunderes, Uni holds a special place in my heart.

>>14527654
Small party
>Pear shaped bakunyuu Beelzebub
>Hourglass undead Raiju
>Chubby semen demon Arachne/Hobgoblin chimera
>Bottom heavy oppai loli Arachne twin
>Hired for anal for a day

I have a feeling I won't be the one in charge here. My body is not ready.

Let's go to MGC Beach!

You know...because it's not really Winter despite being Winter.

>>14527821
Because Uni isn't a terrible tsundere. She's not some physically or verbally abusive asshole, as much as she's just a little peeved (but still accepting) of her husbands antics. Similarly, a large part of her does enjoy all the paizuri, because her husband enjoys it so much. Sometimes, she'll go out of her way to initiate paizuri, and isn't incapable of smiling and enjoying herself in the presence of her husband.

Also, she's cute, and I want to cuddle and princess carry her everywhere.

>>14527836
My alp won't wear a top! Just a swim trunks and nothing else. I think she's doing it just to fuck with me.

Shortstack Liches with charisma/int builds.

>>14527654
eh fuck it I'm a whore I'm down for anything if the money's good
>Large Party
>Pettanko Awkward Virgin Orc
>Normal Orally Fixiated Mandragora
>Pettanko Love Freak Amazoness who buys my contract
>Hourglass Semen Demon Alp
>Gym Bunny Awkward Virgin Hobgoblin
>Shortstack Awkward Virgin Apsara
>Thin Amazoness/Sea Slime Chimera
>Hourglass Bottom Heavy Shoggoth
>Chubby Bakunyuu Wurm
>Chubby Orally Fixiated Roper
and they hired me for:
>A week of rough sex with them being on top
pour one out for me in remembrance of my pelvis

>>14527654
>Busty bottom heavy Holstaur that hired me for 1 month of polynesian sex
Good shit.

>>14527859
Don't worry, your new short and flat wife will help you get better.

All this talk of oppai lolis is driving me down the road of obsession.
Send help (preferrably in the form of an oppai loli)

You this "oppai loli" nonsense? I don't like it.

You have these two potentially great things - lolis and big tits. They're like pastries and beef stew. Delicious on their own, but mix the two together and you ruin them both.

>>14527872
I bet you don't like lolis that have big butts either.

>>14527859
>Chubby Bakunyuu Wurm
drawfags assemble!

>>14527854
Can I skip where she rolls to seduce me and just fall for her anyway?

>>14527888
That'll take the fun out of it.

Good night Anons.
Take care and don't burn down the thread this christmas.
The only thing that should be burning is the log in the fireplace....And maybe the roast if the dragon gets a tad too into cooking.

>tfw I finally figured out where that "the key to all of this, if we can get it working" is from

Son of a bitch.

>>14527864
>Holstaur with an ass bigger than her already gigantic tits.
>Slow, passionate sex every day for a month.
Holy shit, imagine every day having her slowly lift her hips and slowly bring them down on your dick for hours at a time.
Imagine hearing her moans and how every so often she'll give you a drink of her milk to keep you going.
Imagine how much cum she's going to wring out of your dick, and then ask yourself if you'll stay with her when she wants to buy your contract.
Holy shit, how the fuck does she not have a husband? She's Rich, Sexy as hell, and has excellent taste in fetishes. Does she live in Sabbath territory or something?

I just spent a spooky night reading the Uzumaki omnibus, let's get back to a festive mood by talking about shapes that have nothing in common with spirals!
Like thighs.

>>14527932
No. Go out and get the Gyo omnibus and read that, too.

>>14527932
Yo, how 'bout them snail girls? Don't you just want to let them pull you into their shell and be warped and twisted, entwined with them for all eternity?

>>14527938
But Gyo isn't scary to me because all I can think of is how everything smells like Oomukades.

>>14527932
What about a Kejourou with drillhair?

>>14527931
Hot damn.

>>14527940
You mean chasing a cutie but shy snail girl who retreats into her shell and then giving her a big sloppy kissu no matter how deep you have to chase her?

Has everyone laid their traps yet? Those pesky Elves won't get away from me this year!

>>14527945
Yes. Just climbing down into the spiralling abyss of her shell, finding her blushing and huddling at the bottom, holding her hand and kissing her, never to leave the shell again.

>>14527947
And telling her spooky stories about the Anti-Spiral so she makes sure you're comfy and never even think of leaving her alone?

>>14527949
>tfw Uzumaki is basically just Spiral Nemesis occuring on a small scale

Ham?

>>14527954
I have this sudden urge to watch some sort of mecha movie that takes place in a vast body of water, near an edge of some sort

>>14527810
Come on, won't anybody give it a try? All that reformatting to make it look nice took a while.

Or are we too dead?

>>14527954
>Ham?
None for you.

>>14527960
Give what a try?

>>14527954
Come on, girl, I know it's Christmas and everything, but wipe your mouth after blowing a guy.

>>14527966
http://pastebin.com/n9mYkSyh

>>14527972
Yes, that was linked in the post you replied to. What is it that you actually want people to do about it?

>>14527976
my little anon can't be this dense.

>>14527957
I think I've got just the movie for you.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2740710/

>>14527810
I read it on MGU
Best wurm story
Wurm is simple and cute but not retarded like in thread canon stories

>>14527978
I don't understand. It has more views than the story I posted yesterday so you can't possibly be worried about people not reading it.

I'm going to have a talk with my Tanuki aunt for Christmas. Whenever we call it seems really brief, like she really doesn't want to talk much.

Maybe it's because I speak too fast for her third language. I really want to take the time to really let it out and sort my feelings, not to mention my appreciation for her single handedly supporting my education.

This is going to be hard, I'm not great at conversations, but I need to at least try.

>>14527982
>being this new
those are bot views.

>>14527982
Like 50-60 of views are bots looking for passwords, bank card pin-codes etc

>>14527115
I suspect you're in bed by now, but Merry Xmas anon. Money's money, but working on holidays still sucks.
I'm pretty sure I went overboard with the censors, but better to be safe than sorry.

Hope y'all are having, had, or are about to have a very Merry Xmas! Good night!

>>14527987
>>14527990
You're silly.

>>14527997
>pic
fucking unf.

>>14528002
Great source of inspiration.

>>14527997
>that flat tummy and beautiful navel.

It's like Christmas has come, uh, on time!

>>14527997
Fuck off, you're not a real Dragon. Where's Miss Blastoise?

>>14527954
So you know what I just started wondering? Why the hell isn't there a big Pacific Rim online game? It would make a killing!
>Choose a shatterdome to start at
>Each one gives a boost to certain skills (hand-to-hand, ballistics, energy, armor, etc.)
>Design your Jeager
>Story mode against pre-set opponents/objectives
>Carry your Jeager over to online mode
>Team up to fight unknown Kaiju
>Kaiju are randomly generated with body type & perks a la Mordor's Nemesis System
>Larger ones have a greater number of perks & more dangerous ones
>'Sparring Mode' to go against other Jaegers, and'Kaiju Mode' to play as the beasties

>>14528010
Here's the closest thing I've got.

>>14528011
Japan would have its own spinoff with the kaiju as kaiju girls, whom you fuck and subdue with creampies.

>>14528011
Because Del Toro is too depressed about Silent Hills to work on video games ever again.

>>14528012
Are you calling Blastoise a slowpoke? Rude, very rude.

>>14528010
>You're not a real dragon
Put the right ring on her finger and she could be
>Date a pokegirl
>Go on training adventures
>Eventually fall in love
>Give her a Mega Stone engagement ring
>The power of love lets her tap her full potential in battle

>>14528015
Didn't he and Kojima announce they were working on something almost immediately after Konami officially cut Kojima loose?

>>14528017
http://legendsoflocalization.com/did-you-know-people-used-to-marry-pokemon-all-the-time/

>>14528021
>Yfw STANDING HERE Pacific Rim game

>>14528021
Wait what? That's news to me.
The only thing I know about the new Kojima Productions is their sickass logo.

>>14528029
That logo's fucking rad holy shit

>>14528026
>Gardevoir
>Wife
Is he sure about that?

>>14528029
And that their new game will be for the PS4 and later for the PC, but for no other consoles.

>>14528028
>KojiPro and Platinum team up to make a Pacific Rim character action game.
If only we could live in such a glorious world.

>>14528035
What a better raisin to get a Playstation

>>14528029
Word on the streets is that pretty much the second Kojima was cut loose he and del Toro started talking about future collaborative works, and not just video games.

>>14528033
You don't marry someone without checking their equipment first.

>>14528033
Does it matter?

>>14528038
>>14528039
>>14528036
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6miaTf1gF4g

>>14528035
>Yet another PS4 exclusive
More and more I now see I chose poorly this generation

>>14528043
And this is how alps are born.

>>14528015
Not depressed per-se, but rather noticed a trend that every time he got involved with a video game project, it wound up going down the drain. Despite this, I have heard he's still in talks with Kojima about SOMETHING now that he's broken away from Konami.

>>14527810
thanks man

>>14528049
you're welcome, anon.

>>14528039
What do you think that phonecall was like?
>"Hello Del Toro-san, it's me Hideo."
>"Yes, they finally let me out of the basement, would you like to make a game?"

I honestly hope Konami goes out of business because of all these bonehead moves and end up having to sell the IPs they're sitting on to Sony so Kojima can have them.

>>14528056
Nothing like that.
>Codec noises
>Toro, it's Koj. We need to make a game for Playstation 4
>Playstation 4? Hrghh?

>>14528021
Too bad Silent Hills never
I really wanted that game

>>14528045
>later for PC
>PS4 exclusive
U w0t m8

>>14528047
But which becomes the alp? The cute boy, or the guy willing to fuck a boy because he's cute?

>>14528062
PS4 exclusive as in, exclusive from other consoles. That's what they said.

>>14528066
The one taking what what up the butt.

>>14528042
>Anon catches a Ralts
>Meticulously trains ands grooms it to be perfect
>He dreams of the day he'll be able to slip into a Gardevoir's virgin pussy
>Day finally comes when Kirlia evolves
>They're both overjoyed
>That night they're laying in Anon's bed
>Lifts up Gardevoir's skirt
>'What the fuck?!?'
>(Master? Is there something wrong?)
>You had just assumed... How did you go this long without knowing?
>(Did I do something wrong, Master? Or... was our love never meant to be?)

>>14527654
I think i hit the jackpot!

Single Client
Ren Xiongmao/Raiju(Chimera)
Species Norm
Love Freak: Rolled 2
Polynesian
One Week

>>14528062
I only have a so-so laptop and don't really play games on it, so I don't think of PC as meaning something's not exclusive.

I want an elf to laugh at my tiny penis!
I want to be ok with it because she's been working so hard at santa's workshop and needs to relieve some stress!
I want to wish you all a merry christmas!

Christmas night sure is quiet

Time for bed, /mgt/. Goodnight and merry Christmas.

http://pastebin.com/YpV5Y4e6

Merry Christmas!

I may not be able to keep a schedule, but I HAVE returned from masters thesis hell with another 5,000 words of Sasha's chapter of Fallen Brides translated for you. This brings the chapter to about 60% complete. Anticipate another update around New Years (for real this time.)

As usual, the version on the blog (link at the top of the Pastebin version) has more formatting and is thus more readable.

>>14528091
Thanks! Though I will wait for full PDF to read it comfy on my e-book

>>14528091
Doing Santa's work, man.
>all those evilfus on pic
Unf.

>>14528091
Thanks for your work, Sky. Will be reading shortly.
At what line does the update start.

>>14527810
BTW that author also has good story about lilim and church priest discussing in-universe meta stuff
That guy is pretty based in general
How many stories he has written in total?

>>14528097

Line 813.

I managed to stop at an actual section break in the text last time, so the new stuff starts when Elt wakes up.

>>14528078
>Here lies Gardevoirs's hopes and dreams.jpg

>>14528100
>story about lilim and church priest discussing in-universe meta stuff
I hadn't known; I did not know he had written anything else. I'll have to check out his other works.

>>14528107
http://monstergirlunlimited.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=5104

This dragon story by another guy is bretty awesome too
http://monstergirlunlimited.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=1755&p=227743

>>14528078
>Not pounding gardevoir boypussy

>>14528129
>boypussy
>>>/out/
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/v/

>>14528142
This is mg land. Boy pussy turns into pussy pussy in no time flat.

Also please for the love of fuck, use suppositories before you get started, shit dick is disgusting and many diseases can be contracted if you raw dog it.

>>14528154
Fuck off with your yaoi

>>14528142
Why would you link him to /out/ when a much better link exists?
>>>/trash/ is for people like him.

I want to have my Kobold waifu to teach our daughteru how to bellydance! I want a nice, lewd bellydancing performance form them for Christmas!

>New Butter-T
>Liliraune Sandwich
>Weird glowing butterfly censors
Dammit you Patreon sell-out.

Would you?

>>14528334
In the ass every night.

>>14528306
>Karakasa-Obake is next
>and Kuro
Noice

>>14528091
My African American

>>14528334
She's the best familiar by far

Merry Christmas everybody, enjoy the shit you get

Merry Christmas /mgt/. We may argue about stupid shit at times but at the end of the day but you guys are a hell of a lot better than the rest of the site.

What did you nerds get this morning?

>>14528414
Storms.

>>14528414
Candy, Cloths and a Head Lamp

I am a simple man to please

(Not So)Homeless (Christmas)Vampire
http://pastebin.com/6PKKpjC4

Hey, I did the thing. Merry Smutmas.

>>14528468
Oh yeah, comments and criticisms welcome.

>>14528468
>>14528474
I'll read it later, its time to spend time with the family
A.K.A. my parents

>>14528334
So hard. Assuming I could withstand the hypno mind rape.

http://i.imgur.com/K65PYFg.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/DPSlHMu.jpg
I want to be tamed by a Hellhound!

>>14528468
This is a 9 on an 11-point scale of lewdness. Good work.

>>14528334
Worth the enslavement, she best grill

Would you be able to make the super sadist succubutt trying to rape you blush?

>>14528414
Nothing, we don't celebrate it here. I'm having a few legit holidays first time for the past four months starting today, so that's something.

>>14528392
So, nothing?

>>14528597
>File name
Please don't bully the Beelzebub, she's a lonely girl who just wants a a nice anon who'll cuck her occasionally.

Thinking about it, Beelzebubs and Bicorns would be best friends.

>>14528618
BTW about that cuck stuff. I remember there was something about them liking taste of various monsters on their man but it's not in the profile now
It got rewritten again?

I thought echidnas were the top tier lamia, but I am seriously reconsidering

Being the "Mother of all monsters" is an awesome trait but it also has a huge downside, you run the risk of having daughters of species you dislike or even hate

What will you do when one of your daughter turns out to be of that one species you despise?

On the other hand it might be a great life experience to learn to set aside your judgement for the sake of your daughter

>>14528638
Odd, I just checked both versions of the profile and there's nothing like that in there. Not even in the old one on gelbooru.

Might have been world guide or MGE I material and not in the actual profile because surely both of us can't be going crazy.

>Santina Clause has had too many cookies this year, and has found herself stuck in your chimney
What do you do with this Fat Elf?

>>14528655
Hug and cuddles!

>>14528655
>Elf
Get out my gun

>>14528652
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I read it somewhere
Pretty spooky
I thought maybe it was in devil bug's profile but it's not
And it's not even in the oldest translation with succubi eating humans souls

>tfw went crazy on christmas
topkek

Where is the local yuki-onna service to get some snow on Christmas?

>>14528647

You are a shit father if you despise your own daugtheru because she is a shit tier MG

I know girls tend to be rare in 4chan but has a girl ever been to this thread?

I wonder what they think of this thread?

Probably something like thinking that we are all neckbeard weeb basement dwellers.

Merry Christmas everybody!
I hope all of you have a wonderful day.

>>14528721
Apart from Mari and LDR, I remember one who admitted when someone well, I, hence why I remember this posted that "degradation of a hobby" pic with girls joining in followed by Chads being one of the steps. She just said she's here for femdom greentexts about shotas or something, and that's it.

>>14528727
Have a good one Gazerfag.
>>14528737
If you go way back to the /a/ days there was also TF. There's also a fair few monster girl artists off-site who claim to be girls.

MGE is a surprisingly nice setting for depraved girls, they can fantasize about being the dom monster or self insert about being a defenceless Dormouse.

>>14527991
Nice stuff Snib.

>>14528709

They've been pretty lazy this year.

Krampus is lewd girl!
http://i.imgur.com/L6OMTTv.jpg

>still haven't reached the bump limit yet

>>14528709
El Nino kidnapped them and took em out west.

>>14528762
Well the thread did start at an awkward time and it is Christmas, the pace will pick up in a few hours but expect it to be quiet for a Friday.

>>14528537
>http://i.imgur.com/K65PYFg.jpg
>http://i.imgur.com/DPSlHMu.jpg
>that face
Poor Hellhound has this happen too often to her.

>>14528750
Even on Christmas, things I get are posted before I get the chance
You have a good one, too.

>>14528767
I saved it due to my hoarding habits and Hellhounds being one of my favourites but yeah, that face really isn't the greatest.

>>14528767
>being tamed
>by a shitty monster no less
Let's hope Santa brought him that pair of balls he always wanted.

>>14528793
Are you saying you don't want to be a good boy?

>>14528793
>by a shitty monster
Grinch please go.

>>14528793
>>14528797
I want to be tamed by a Monster Girl! I want her to put a leash on me!

>>14528797
That is what I'm saying, what gave me away?

>>14528800
What kind?

>>14528805
So you just want to be mean and grumpy all the time?

>>14528800
I'm gonna put a leash on my Hellhound, and you can't stop me.

>>14528793
>>14528805
>>14528812
Can you please not? It's too early for that.

>>14528816
It's never too early to dream anon.

>>14528737

Now I'm curious about that you said pic you posted.

I guess some girls would appeal to some fetishes in this threads. Such as the femdom.

>>14528812
Oh boy, a Christmas shitstorm is brewing.

>>14528468
That Vampire is 10/10.

>>14528822
Humbug, why would people be mad about other people not liking what they like?

>>14528800
>>14528812

I just want to sit on the couch, play vidya and have the occasional tickle fight with an ageless dragon lady.

Is that so much to ask?

>>14528842
Why indeed >>14528793

>>14528851
Sounds more like "I don't like it, therefore shitposting", as >>14528816 and >>14528822 are quick to prove.

See, the thing about opinions is: You don't actually have to pay attention to them.

>>14528845
Are you saying you want to be a NEET?

>>14528856
Of course it's shitposting.

>>14528721
I think InflatableAstaroth is a girl, and they've definitely posted here a few times.

Everyone gather around the Wendigo, time to open presents

>>14528811
Whatever dominant Monster Girl is there!

A hellhound! A manticore! A dragon! A wock! A chesire! A werewolf! Even an alp!

>>14528468
>planning on killing a few hours funposting on imageboards. Time flies as you get into a heated argument about which kind of milk is better, undead or spider
Well, which one would be better?

>>14528862
Oh look, an opinion.

>>14528883
Oh look, a shitposter.

>>14528878
I'd like to imagine a world where monstergirl milk acts like all the alcohol from Bastion.

Drink undead milk, your body's metabolism slows and you can endure more severe wounds. Drink hellhound milk, and suddenly you're fireproof and giving off more body heat than a nuclear yeti.

>>14528867
Thats a pretty cute wendigo, i want two please.

>>14528868
Variable taste there.

>>14528901
Two Wendigos for the price of one

>>14528902
What do you mean? Rate each dom girl so I can know where to improve.

>>14528860
I'm afraid not, for I actually have a job and enjoy what I do.

My deviancy runs much deeper than that I fear, for I want to do lovey-dovey things with a dragon while disregarding sub/dom mechanics.

>>14528915
Hellhound is 7/10. Manitcore is 6.5/10. Dragon is 8/10. Wock is 10/10. Cheshire is 4/10 Werewolf is 7/10. Alp is 0/10.

>>14528917
You disgust me, Sir.
Such degeneracy will not be tolerated here.

Give me one good reason why Mad Hatter is not the best nee-san.

>>14528941
That's because Undead, Demons, and Titanias are.

>>14528868
>Tamed by a Cheshire
>All her commands include awful jokes and puns
>She purrs softly as you lick her feet and gently pulls the leash towards her so she can give you a head pat as a reward
>Her smug smile has hints of love and affection as she pulls you forward for a kiss and pushes you onto the bed
>It's then she disappears and silence sets in
>You're used to this by now, she's doing this more often lately and you know she won't appear until you beg for her touch
>Upon hearing your words her body materializes on top of you and her tail wraps around your shaft, slowly guiding you into her waiting slit

>>14528945
>no classy hats
How could they hope to compete?

>>14528941
Jabberwocks already have the title as Wonderland's nee-san. She'll have to find another title. Maybe best sensei?

>>14528962
That hat's as classy as a student protest.

>>14528947
Cringed pretty hard, 7/10

>>14528970
Hatters > Wocks

>>14528947
That sounds lovely, 10/10

I'd lick a Chesire's feet. Paws. Feet paws? Paw feet?

>>14528947
If this isn't hell, I don't know what is...

>>14528983
>>14529007
No need to be tsundere for the purple cat, you can be honest here.
>>14529001
Just remember not to swallow when you have a mouth full of fur after licking them.

>>14529018
Hisahiko does comics?

>>14529018
What are you trying by posting that?

>>14529031
Purple cat is about to get her shit pushed in if she doesn't shut her stupid mouth.

>>14528947
Would she switch her feet between cat paws and human feet Schrödinger-style depending on what she wants me to worship? If so, sign me in.

Sand nibird protector of waifus

>>14529067
About time she got some art.
Good work Barb.

>>14529067
>Sullying music with magic
What an unlikable bird.

>>14529091
Are you talking smack about Bards, son?

>>14529100
Darn tootin'.

>>14529100
FFXIV has some pretty top-tier designs

>>14529105
That's thanks to based Yoshida.

>>14529067
But who will protect the protector of waifus?

She's a cute one though.

>>14528947
>Cheshire wants you to beg for it
>You call her bluff
>10 minutes, you can hear her giggling a little thinking about how hard it must be for you to hold out
>You roll over and close your eyes

Someone was writing a story about a Onee-Sabbath Demon, whatever happened to that?

>>14529127
It was blown away into the sands of the desert, drifting away into eternity.

>>14529033
They've done several Elf Slave Market comics that show exactly where shit tier monstergirls belong. Used like onaholes and unloved.

>>14529140
>Elves
>shit

>>14529140
All monsters that aren't covered with fur deserve love.

>>14529140
Nah fuck off

>>14529155

>>14529150
>Elves
>good

>>14529159
Great job outing yourself as a furry apologist, faggot.

>>14529163
You're right, they are good.

>>14529165
Huh?

>>14529168
>>good
Let's not go crazy here. They're barely ok at best.

>>14529173
>not wanting a shortstacked christmas elf to gift herself to you

>>14529175
>shortstacked
You fucked it up.

>>14529182
Muscular?

I know I said I probably wasn't going to do anything for Christmas, but I guess I lied. It's short and I really don't plan to do any more than this, but it's something.

Hellhounds in the Winter:
http://pastebin.com/HWSBeuFw

>>14529188
Shortstacked muscular

>>14529188
Just stop, you're really bad at this.

still getting bullied by big girls.

>>14529203
Pff, what an alp.

>"ANOO-ON!"
>Oh boy
>"ANOOON!"
>Here we go again
>"ANON!"
>You walked into your boss' office, adorning the uniform she had oh so politely asked you to wear
>You were wearing a brown shirt and khaki pants, fake reindeer antlers, and a light up red nose
>The nose piece is quite uncomfortable
>"There you are my loyal steed!"
>Your boss slithered forth, wearing a Santa robe, the top loose and unbuttoned to give her large grapes breathing room and show off her impressive cleavage
>She adjusted your deer antlers a bit (Even though you already had them perfect) and slithered back to admire her handiwork
>"Perfect!"
>Slithering back, she put her hands on her hips and gave a determined toothy grin, showing off her full frame, her santa hat, soft breasts, and tubby belly
>"Now, let's head on out, we've got a Christmas to ruin!"
>After a cramped elevator ride down to the ground floor of the apartment, you both headed to her beat-up truck before she tossed you the keys
>Did she seriously expect you to drive?
>"You have to Anon! You're the Reindeer, you're the one who drives! Don't you know anything about Christmas?"
>You inform her that Santa is the one who drives the sleigh and directs the deer, the deer themselves do not drive the sleigh.
>"Oh, well... I'm Santa here, I'm in charge, and I'm "directing" you to drive, so drive!"
>You grumble, and work your way to the vehicle, while she crams her snake body in
>Getting squished to the side while trying to drive, you remember why you hate riding with your Apophis boss
>"Now, on Anon!"
>"... On Anon! On Anon, on Anon! On Anon and on Anon! On Anon and on Anon!"
>Oh for fucks sake you're not even out of the parking lot can she cool it with the "Christmas Spirit"
>"Hey, don't be a Grinch! It's Christmas time, be... Ya know, Christmas-ey."
>You remind her the whole point you called her today was to ruin the Pharoah's Christmas and essentially be a Grinch
>"Oh, that's different Anon. What we're doing is a civic duty. A lot of people, mainly me, will have a better Christmas if Pharaoh has a bad Christmas. And like Robert E. Lee once said, the needs of everyone outweigh the needs of one."
>You inform her that's not what the quote is and that's not who says it
>"Just keep driving deer boy."

>>14529190
That was adorable in an arousing manner.
The fact that the pups can hardboil an egg with their pussies must mean that they have excellent control over their pussies.

>>14529228
DOTH MINE EYES DECEIVE ME!?
IS IT A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!?

>>14529214
That little bow she's wearing is cute.

>>14529214
T-thanks...

>>14529191
Even better.

>>14529228
Thank you.

>>14529192
Bad at what?

>>14529228
Abossphis for Christmas? Excellent.

>>14529230
Glad you liked it.
After a year and a half of dickings I'm sure they'd learn a few things.

>>14529190
I can never help but have a stupid smile on my face when I read about these two.

>>14529230
pussy muscles*
>>14529252
Indeed.

THE COON HAS PEOPLE HANDS
Oh happy day!

>>14529255
I can't either when writing about them. They're just so comfy man.

>>14529264
Well shit, it must be really uncomfortable in those tiny paw mittens then. Damn.

>>14529155
>>14529158
>Elves
>Not deserving of every demeaning and degrading act for always acting like pompous, haughty wenches when they're nothing more than taller people with pointed ears
>Implying they're even worth thinking, writing, or drawing outside of Fantasy Stories 101

Yes, I'd like Remove Saracen for 200, Alex.

>>14529279
>pompous, haughty wenches
What gives you the idea that they're like that 100% of the time? They're just apprehensive towards us as the Order is to monsters.

>>14529228
>Finally, you pull up to the gated property, help your boss over the wall, and make your way to the house in a stealth-like manner
>As you well know, trying to sneak with a 20-something long snake who has the desire to hum the Metal Gear Solid Alert theme isn't an easy task
>"DO-DO DODODO, DO-DO DO!"
>As you approach the house, you ask her just how she plans to get in
>"Oh, simple. Just like Santa, I'm going down the Chimney!"
>What
>That's retarded, you're not letting her do that.
>"Why not Anon? it's genius."
>You inform her she'll get stuck and that people die each year doing stupid shit like that
>"But Anon, I have too!"
>No she doesn't
>"Yes I do! You see, if I come down the chimney, dressed as Santa, her and her family will think I am Santa!"
>"Then, when I tell her she's been a naughty girl and destroy her house and throw stuff around and smash presents."
>"When I do that, she'll feel terrible for all the sins she's done, and her whole family will hate her because her naughtiness ruined Christmas!"
>That plan is retarded, you make a mental note to ask her to detail her plans more in the "briefing" before agreeing to shop for costume props with her at 4 AM
>Then you ask her if she really thinks Pharaoh is that stupid
>"Well of course, why else would she be a Pharaoh?"
>You realize you'll get nowhere in this argument, so you go back to the chimney issue, and ask her to just do a normal break-in and go through the window or some shit
>"Fine, whatever. But if she doesn't believe I'm Santa, I'm blaming you, then you can be in trouble, OK?"
>Considering you both get in trouble anyways all the time, this means nothing to you, as you go look for an easy window to get in

>>14529190
>force-fed you four hardboiled eggs that you are certain had been in their pussies. The sour, spicy, musky smell and taste of those eggs had lingered with you for days after that. You still have no idea how long it takes for a Hellhound pussy to hardboil an egg, but you’re certain that the process isn’t instant at all. Either way, they were delicious.

My dick could shatter reality right about now.

>>14529284
They're still shit tier monstergirls worth purging.

>>14529288
She's adorable.

>>14529288
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HQaBWziYvY

>That third fucking line

>>14529279
>Not deserving of every demeaning and degrading act for always acting like pompous
>Implying all of them act like that

>>14529306
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1449579305134.webm

>>14529307
>implying they don't
EIDF detected.

>>14529309
>Using Shai-Hulud for Darude
SHAME.

http://imgur.com/a/FBrtS

A couple of new images added since last time, plus trying to get all of this girl's CG myself not because I like her or anything.

>>14529290
Reality is a big deal anon, hopefully it makes it so monstergirls exist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR8LFNUr3vw

>>14529288
>After trying several windows around the house, you finally find one unlocked one at the Pharaoh's daughter's room
>It's a little small, but you should be able to squeeze through it, you're a lightweight
>After opening the window, before you can go in your Abossphis pulls you back and insists she goes in first to make sure it's "safe for her poor little employee"
>Also "Ladies first"
>You stand back for her, as she slides into the window
>She struggles a bit getting her breasts through the window, but manages as she continues
>Only to get completely stuck at her midsection
>"... Hey. Hey Anon!"
>She tries to whisper and shout at the same time to hide her presence
>"I'm stuck, push me in."
>This was the exact reason you should've gone first, since it's easier to pull a heavy snake than push, but nonetheless, you get behind her and try to push her through the window
>You make progress, as soon it's her snake-hip rear area that's caught in the door
>You keep pushing while she keeps squirming, and whispering a few profanities, before you finally get her through the door
>She lands on the other side with a thud, and you hear something break as you watch the rest of her tail zip into the window
>After a few moments to come to, your Apophis boss gets up, and slithers to the door, looking down the hallway, and exploring further out
>"Do-do dododo..."
>After a minute or two she slithers back to you to help you get in, a wide mischievous grin on her face
>"GUESS WHAT ANON!"
>You tell her to shut up, why on Earth is she yelling, is she trying to get caught
>She giddily shakes her face as she continues grinning, a wide shark toothed grin stuck on her face
>"She's not here! She must be out of town with her family or something, but the whole place is empty! We're all to ourselves!"

>>14529318
>he didn't eat her out while she was stuck

>>14529336
They're on a sneaking mission.

>>14529340
They aren't doing the sneaking part so well.

>>14528962
Would hatter nee-chan let me lick her hat?

>>14528962
>Mad Hatter
>Not shit

What the fuck is this even supposed to be?

Are the scars on her thighs implying she "itches the ditch?"

Do you think the nice Lich Doctor sings "Diggin up bones" when she works on Skeleton girls?

Merry Christmas, I hope Santa Wurm brought you all something nice this year.

>>14529369
They're alright.

>>14529387
Wind weasel.

>>14529214
Don't tell her about Yeti coolers and Blue Yeti mics!

>>14529396
Santa Wurm didn't deliver this year, but Santa Writefags did.

>>14529387
The Ultimate Wifeform.

Merry Christmas.
http://pastebin.com/TtkFagWT

>>14529467
>TtkFagWT
>Fag

I have the humour of a twelve year old.

>>14529467
Jesus fuck mate, that was adorable. It's not often I see stuff from first-person-monstergirl POV and I think you did it rather well.
You make a Kobold-daughterufag very happy this Christmas.

>>14529467
Cuuute

christmas wife once more.
I would post all of the christmas themed pictures, even ones I've already posted in previous threads, but if I'd feel a bit spammy if I did that, and the picture I posted earlier has a couple already

>>14529511
Nice. Gazers with tiddies are a rarity.

>>14529515
>gazer with tits
Gazers should have small breasts that easily fit into your hand

>>14529520
They need big breasts to nourish their daughterus, an a big but for you to ravage and squeeze.

>>14529526
butt*

>>14529314
One for the album

>>14529538
Got it.

>>14529467
Now this is all kinds of adorable, Nick's a good man. Going to agree with the other anon, it's nice to have something from the girl's point of view occasionally.
>>14529511
You could always throw them all into an imgur album or something if you don't want to spam. More Gazer is always welcome.

>>14529538
As a legs man, my boner is confused.

On one hand I wanna tenderly caress those legs and oil them up.

On the other hand is my unerect dick wondering why those delicious milky thighs had to belong to a dirty monoeye.

>>14529554
Make her wear a paper bag and tell her you only love her legs.

>>14529538
Oh my gosh in heaven look at those feet I want to give her a tender foot massage so bad shit.

>>14529554
And I'd tell her what a special and lovely girl she is while doing it.

>>14529314
I am pretty sure I saw once in /a/, two another pictures about the succubus one.
She put her heart-shaped tail on "you" and then there was an another pic where we could see some blood and she starts to panic.
Didn't save the pics though.

>>14529538
I want to fuck that monoeye.

Could a Gazer manipulate the black tar substance on her body to form different patterns/outfits?

>>14529580
Of course.

>>14529580
Imagine in summer, she could make a really cool pattern out of it and give herself designer tan lines.

>>14529318
simply wonderful. truly, a Christmas miracle. Thank you, anon.

>>14528867
I want to hug a wendigo!

Then i'm going to cuddle her, and give her heatpats. LOTS of headpats.

>>14529637
Don't hug the Christmas tree, she'll run off and make a mess of ornaments and gifts!

>>14529637
Anon no.

Have you been a good Onii-chan this year?

>>14529663
If I have been, do I get this cute goat loli with the thick thighs and hips wearing my favorite costume type?

>>14529652
Not if I catch her first!

>>14529659
Anon yes! I'll give her headpats and cuddles, figuring out the tone she awawa's at when being pet or cuddled. Then I will make her awawa a Christmas tune!

It's a foolproof plan!
What could possibly go wrong!

>>14528091
AWW YEAH

Doing God's Work.

>>14529663
I don't have a little sister and I thank god every day that I'm an only child.

>>14528251
Nigga when you gonna commission some art? It's obvious you love kobolds.

>>14527771
I want to pet a Cheshire Cat's oppai little sister!

>>14528716
Nah.

>>14529140
Elves don't suck THAT bad.

>>14529668
You might if you've been her ideal brother, Baphomets have high standards when it comes to these things.

>>14529663
>those thighs
That imouto is packin' heat.

>>14529691
Eh, I've probably been too lazy. Maybe she can hook me up with a cuddly kitsune or a purry werekitten.

>>14527770
>have you ever had any sex under that wasn't
What?

What?

>>14529685
Will you buy her cat treats for not being smug like her onee-chan?

Please buy something.

>>14529387
>she's a cutter
>HUUUUUEG masochistic streak
>Caning her butt she stands, nay, hangs in the air
>Whipping her back, making her bleed while taking her form behind
>Making a pretzel out of her and pounding her with your thumbs at her throat, upping your rhythm the more her eyes go into the back of her head until you both cum
>Then have a cigarette
>Which you'll out on her tongue

Hello Christmas Sadism Boner.

>>14529704
Got any Mexican food?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAEgOCLCwTU

>>14529706
>Then have a cigarette
>Which you'll out on her tongue
That's going too far.

>>14529704
>"Yeah, uhh. You got any... human horn?"

>>14529711
>Additionally, a monster's body is specialized for having sex with men, and it is built to be sensitive to all of the pleasure that they can receive from a man. Even when men fuck them violently enough to break a human woman, they don't feel any pain, and all they can do is enjoy the strong pleasure. Even little races that are way smaller than humans like the “fairy (encyclopedia I – p.86)" only experience ecstasy and euphoria when their stomachs swell up as they get pierced by a man's rigid erection that is way bigger than even their own body. It is impossible for a monster's body to be broken through sex.
>IMPOSSIBLE FOR A MONSTER'S BODY TO BE BROKEN THROUGH SEX

Unwad your panties newfag.

>>14529728
I don't think you quite understand what "sex" means. Come back here when you're older.

>>14529728
That isn't an MGE monstergirl though.

>>14529735
Cry more. It excites me.

>>14529706
>edgefag
you'll be perfect for each other.

>>14529739
Try not to cut yourself, I guess.

That's a very long stocking