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Anonymous Mon Oct 13 20:35:14 2008 No.1452925 [Reply] [Original]

One day you wake up and find yourself an eccentric billionaire named "Nijiura" and you have a veritable legion of quirky maids at your service who are completely devoted to you.

Which one do you sex up first?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 20:38:33 2008 No.1452943 File: 108 KB, 1139x360, 1215470678939.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Come on, there's a lot of maids here. Some of them aren't even alive, if you're into that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 20:39:48 2008 No.1452948 File: 178 KB, 800x800, 1149616506817.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This dead one never complains!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 20:40:49 2008 No.1452960 File: 68 KB, 448x448, 1166302841596.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This dead one does! But not much!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 20:42:12 2008 No.1452967 File: 236 KB, 600x2428, 1204277435616.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1452958 There's a fuckton of 'em that fall into the background haze. Calm downs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 20:44:39 2008 No.1452980 File: 58 KB, 720x821, 1222212800485.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yakui is Mai Waifu.

Anonymous Mon Oct 13 20:45:12 2008 No.1452983
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"First"?
I'll tell you what's "first", captain.
What's "first" is a veritable legion of quirky maid ORGY.

I suppose I have to pick one to stick it in first, though...
Yakui, for simplicity.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 20:52:00 2008 No.1453033 File: 108 KB, 500x885, 1216458955353.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yowai. I just wanna hold her frail little body and protect her from all the bad things and oh god so ronery.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 20:56:58 2008 No.1453056 File: 8 KB, 300x300, 1213080308913.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 21:06:08 2008 No.1453097 File: 32 KB, 441x544, 1188017465151.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1453090 Only when she wants you to.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 21:07:56 2008 No.1453099 File: 136 KB, 499x671, 1219593930782.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1453098 You're a strange person. http://shii.org/maids/index.html Feel free to proof it yourself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 21:11:52 2008 No.1453113 File: 159 KB, 800x800, 1199668751331.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1453104 Eye downt noooo. Fine, here's this. http://kazumi386.org/~maid/ Enjoy the moon. It's in easy hiragana and everything.

Anonymous Mon Oct 13 21:14:09 2008 No.1453124
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>>1453113

Admittedly, there is one downfall to this site.
Honestly, giving Inai face and form?
And making her some kinda camo-stealth-suit wearing jackoff?

The entire point is that she's not even theeeerrrrre.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 21:15:38 2008 No.1453128 File: 26 KB, 561x600, 1155493156515.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1453120 I just put name "kazumi" and password "kazumi". It works.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 21:18:46 2008 No.1453139 File: 212 KB, 630x476, 1149398804431.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1453033 YOU HAVE FAILED

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 21:20:54 2008 No.1453145 File: 215 KB, 480x480, 1223932854349.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >http://kazumi386.org/~maid/fumei/ I saw him in an eroge.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 21:24:38 2008 No.1453158 File: 75 KB, 636x653, 1223933078531.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1453145 >Fumei You mean Hidoi without ponytails.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 21:28:06 2008 No.1453170 File: 89 KB, 600x600, 1223933286366.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1453151 I guess they just wanted to enjoy the "joke" maid as much as the others.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 21:29:23 2008 No.1453177 File: 190 KB, 600x600, 1223933363273.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1453169 And lack of fatal accidents.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 21:31:17 2008 No.1453184 File: 76 KB, 518x521, 1223933477998.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Living Shitai!?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 21:37:14 2008 No.1453208 File: 191 KB, 600x450, 1223933834021.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] THE SHEER LACK OF YAKUI UP IN HERE MAKES ME WANT TO VOMIT OR MAYBE THE DRUGS I DUNNO

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 21:37:52 2008 No.1452936 yakui of course

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 21:37:52 2008 No.1452935 Why would I want to do that. I'll love each and every on of them, but I'll never have sex with them. Also, Inai would be my most loved one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 21:38:52 2008 No.1452942 The one with the flattest chest and tightest vagina.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 21:39:10 2008 No.1453219 File: 50 KB, 640x520, 1223933950496.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1453208 Yakui doesn't really exist. You're just hallucinating. You need to wake up, John. Please wake up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 21:39:52 2008 No.1452945 >>1452925 I'm already having sex with Inai every day. life-like absence ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 21:39:52 2008 No.1452951 Whichever one happens to fall into my field of vision first. Then Shitai.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 21:40:52 2008 No.1452958 >>1452943 We know who the maids are. Go back to /a/.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 21:41:52 2008 No.1452963 Sex? Don't be so disgusting. I might have one hold a fleshlight for me though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 21:44:05 2008 No.1453238 File: 11 KB, 448x448, 1223934245514.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is this incest?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 21:46:52 2008 No.1452992 The dead ones. Then the comatose ones. Then the ill ones. Then the frail ones. Then the meek ones. Then the normal ones. Then the strong ones. Loop.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 21:47:52 2008 No.1452998 >>1452983 >>1452992 Go back to /r9k/ with your teenage sexdrive.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 21:53:56 2008 No.1453269 File: 278 KB, 600x789, 1223934836851.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1453238 Nah.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 21:56:52 2008 No.1453054 /r/ their names in >>1452943

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 21:57:52 2008 No.1453058 >>1453054 No. Find out your damn self.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 21:58:21 2008 No.1453284 File: 134 KB, 618x578, 1223935101784.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Madoi's cute how she gets confused. Aww, she even forgot her birthday.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 21:59:52 2008 No.1453068 >>1453054 To piss off >>1453058... Modoi, Medoi, Hidoi, Kudoi, Madoi, Yakui, Kurai, Nemui, Yowai, Dorei, Shibai, Shitai, I dunno lol, and Inai.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 22:01:52 2008 No.1453072 >>1452943 I'll take the mouse one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 22:01:52 2008 No.1453073 >>1453068 I like how you got all their names wrong.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 22:03:52 2008 No.1453078 >>1453073 lol, what. Left to right, cho. The only one I'm not certain on is Dorei. And obviously the mouse.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 22:05:52 2008 No.1453090 >>1453056 >>1452960 Can you have sex with the incorporeal?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 22:06:40 2008 No.1453310 File: 8 KB, 448x448, 1223935600843.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I sex the GELATIN first!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 22:06:52 2008 No.1453098 >>1453078 Go continue to troll the young ones with your lies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 22:08:52 2008 No.1453100 Yakui

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 22:09:52 2008 No.1453104 >>1453099 Why you post that? Also, Shii is an arrogant jerk-off.

>>	Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. Mon Oct 13 22:11:04 2008 No.1453337 File: 34 KB, 400x400, 1223935864234.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1452936

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 22:12:01 2008 No.1453342 File: 141 KB, 600x480, 1223935921166.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. Mon Oct 13 22:13:14 2008 No.1453350 File: 166 KB, 640x640, 1223935994842.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://www.pixiv.net/tags.php?tag=%E3%83%A4%E3%82%AF%E3%81%84%E3%81%95%E3%82%93

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 22:13:52 2008 No.1453120 >>1453113 >A username and password are being requested by http://kazumi386.org.. The site says: "INPUT PASSWORD" lol wut?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 22:22:46 2008 No.1453151 >>1453124 I'm divided on this matter..... On one hand, it kind of works, but on the other, why bother? It's like explaining a joke; it just ruins it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 22:27:03 2008 No.1453169 >>1453158 Plus some extra....hardware.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 22:29:32 2008 No.1453424 File: 24 KB, 448x448, 1223936972488.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do dead people have birthdays? Deathdays maybe?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 22:30:36 2008 No.1453182 >>1453173 Wow. Wow, man. Just wow.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 22:31:36 2008 No.1453185 >>1453173 YOU'RE terrible, Mr I'm a ZUN cock sucking fanboy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 22:33:47 2008 No.1453445 File: 13 KB, 384x384, 1223937227067.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1453428 Shitai's not undead. She's just dead. >>1453432 She put it off for her birth and/or death day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 22:35:06 2008 No.1453197 >>1453184 Nah, just a superior pupprtmaster at the helm.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 22:37:49 2008 No.1453460 File: 120 KB, 609x477, 1223937469710.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yowai, because I have a fetish for drinking blood.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 22:40:33 2008 No.1453474 File: 70 KB, 440x512, 1223937633644.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The ghost.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 22:41:12 2008 No.1453479 File: 158 KB, 638x900, 1223937672465.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 22:42:24 2008 No.1453486 File: 148 KB, 638x900, 1223937744376.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ...such a bother.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 22:44:36 2008 No.1453241 >>1453219 >doesn't really exist YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 23:02:02 2008 No.1453301 The maids.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 23:07:01 2008 No.1453320 >>1453301 What about them?

>>	Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. Mon Oct 13 23:30:31 2008 No.1453428 >>1453424 They have like 2 birthdays one is when they where born alive and the other undead!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 23:30:59 2008 No.1453432 >>1453424 Where's her nymphomania?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 23:38:28 2008 No.1453462 I'd hit the corpse just to see what it's like. Maybe in front of the other maids to let them know who they're dealing with.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 13 23:52:49 2008 No.1453538 >>1453350 what no porn?

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