/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Please strangle my cock with your muscular boypussy.

>>14526693
Why? That's just a waste of energy

YOU CAN'T FIGHT AN IMAGEBOARD
YOU WILL REGRET THIS

>>14526697
*boipucci

How much does /jp/ exercise?

>>14528416
i lift a lot

>>14528411
*boicupuccini

>>14528416
I go twice a week but Im thinking of increasing it to every two days... I'm hesitant to start though because I don't want to grow too much and become unable to cross-dress. 5'6 right now, perfect height for that...

>>14529806
Are you cute? I want to pin you down by the neck and violently violate your cute ass while jerking off your pathetic little boyclit.

>>14529806
Proof?

Honestly I highly doubt anyone here on /jp/ could take me.

I'm quite positive I could body the fuck out of any of you pasty faced faggots. But I guess todays not the day to be thinking such thoughts.

>>14526693
I'd let Yuugi beat me all she wanted. I wouldn't let a jaypee beat me unless they were cute, though. It's just not worth it then.

>>14529848
Motherfucker I will end you on any given holiday.

>>14529868
>Make a greentext thread
>Watch as autists flood the thread like weaboo lemmings, all screaming "who are you quoting?!"
>2012
>Still cannot figure out who someone is quoting
>I bring up the MG42 chambered in .50 autist killa and start cutting the autists down like the otaku punisher
>Begging for their lives, autists start running around like sudo with his penis cut off
>A group of them runs into a side thread
>It's a miku thread
>Weaboo wearing miku bra and panties and oiling his nipples is in it, dual wielding miku dildos
>The ensueing screams are not worksafe
>/jp/, NEET, worksafe, hurr
>Spaghetti suddenly starts pouring out of my mg42
>FUCKING /JP/
>Before i can do anything, some autist is screaming SAGE into my face
>SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE!!!
>2012, still saging threads you don't like
>Draw my anti-tank katanah like i am motherfucking ken-sama, cut him and half of the board into two
>Party van rolls up
>Moot climbs out, he's wearing his uniform as commissioner of the 4chan police
>Tokiko runs up to moot, starts avatar fagging up the thread
>USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST
>Moot fights his way through a sea of autists to bitchslap me
>Demands to know why /jp/ still exists
>Whoah this is DEEP, how do i -
>Sion shitposting group starts their counter attack
>Child idol pics everywhere with sudo shooped as their heads
>The Buttranger makes his appearance, screams "I will show you the true power...of autism!!!"
>Moot gives up, merges /jp/ with /b/, creates /bjp/ - Random Otaku Culture
>4chan is now safe

>>14529838
No im not. I just look like a stereotypical high school nerd with a desire to start doing crossplay...

>>14529839
No, take my word for it or not I don't realy care

>>14530008
You can send me link to your photo as encrypt private message if you don't want show it for everyone.

>>14529848
might not be able to take you, anon
but i would take your mother on a nice seafood dinner

>>14529848
Bring it faggot, I know Aikido.

>>14533265
Fight with my, I now フィストファック道.

>>14526693

>>14529848
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me?

>>14528416
I do an hour everyday, but my diet is horrible, so I'm overweight.

>>14528426
Are you a big guy?

I want to give Yuugi a rub down.

>>14528416
Normally I do 10 or 15 minutes or exercise a few times every day but I haven't done that in a week because it's been pretty hectic.

There's a new Numahana doujin.