/jp/ - Otaku Culture

First for fondling cute Jubjubs.

Maids are olev

Please do not headlock the alps.
Please do not noogie the alps.

We agreed on having a Mono sketch as the OP image

You fucked up Beelzebub, you dumb fly

Just think. Somewhere out there in the universe there is a monstergirl pining over you -- but you're not real, and will never be with her.

But she can still dream.

>beelzeshit OP
Never thought the day would come.

>>14516135
My nigga
First for oppai loli and shortstacks.

Give her the B

>>14516137
alps are for bullying

>>14516140
Somewhere out there, a Yeti falls asleep hugging a daki pillow with your likeness and posts cute fan art of you

>>14516137
Nope. That dumb twink is getting bullied. And then she's not getting dicked.

Fiery christmas wanwans.

>>14516121
Are you willing to sift through all 1893 posts in that hive of scum and villainy for them?

>>14516141
It's the second one IIRC

>>14516137
That looks like the fuzziest, cuddliest headlock ever, like damn those arms look soft.

>>14516137
Wet willie the alp
Purple ppnurple the alp
Indian burn the alp
Wedgie the alp
Swirley the alp
Flagpole the alp
Dump the alp

>>14516154
>Nipple tweaking a monster, even an alp
That'd probably just turn them on

>>14516148
Cute little hell spawns.

I want to cuddle a Manticore.
Not even sexually, I just want to cuddle her and make her feel loved.

>>14516158
I have very rough hands. Once I cut a friend who pulled away from me. Not joking.

>>14516163
I want a manticore to make me feel loved.
But since they are engines of terror capable only of rape we both know that's not gonna happen. You have an admirable dream though, anon.

>>14516163
You're a nice person, anon. No guarantee that she won't make it sexual, but I'm sure she appreciates it.

>>14516173
Shit family, you might want to get that checked out. Cutting people is dangerous stuff.

>>14516176
>>14516177
I don't care if she pins me down and uses her tail to rape me, I'll go along with it. I'll make it not a rape by wanting it.
I'll compliment her technique and instead of trying to pull her tail off, I'll try to grab her head and pull her in for a kiss. Maybe even scratch her behind her ears and give her headpats if I can reach far enough.
And then we can cuddle afterwards.

Reminder that holsts and minos are colorblind. They're just pissed you keep taunting them by waving cloth at them.

>>14516143
Bayonetta kejourou when? Or, rather, how many times has it been done already?

>>14516181
It's not a medical condition, my hands are just really coarse from years of knifework and cement. Don't ask, it's not important.

>>14516185
I want to blindfold a Minotaur and stealthily molest her.

>>14516134
>>14516146
>>14516148
>>14516149
Spending a nice cozy wonderful time with the girl who loves you

>>14516137
What's the air intake rate on a manticore's vents?

>>14516184
Your so sweet. I wish I had the picture of the blushing manticore getting her cheek stroked for you.

>>14516195
Spooky Wocks and their floating presents, how do they work?

>You will never have a heavily accented bjork MG-GF

https://youtu.be/75WFTHpOw8Y

why is life so painful?

>>14516195
I want to exchange christmas presents with my jabberwock onee-san.

>>14516195
Running from monstergirls because they scare the crap out of you. It's made worse by love.

>>14516189

I think it was done once before but I don't have it.

>>14516203
What'll you do if your wock onee-san is lazy and spends christmas morning asleep on the couch in her panties and a loose shirt?

>>14516195
What's in the box?
It's rape, isn't it?
Who am I kidding, it's always rape.

>>14516189
At least once.

>>14516208
>Kejourou
Around hair whores...
Watch your doors.
I mean, I wouldn't mind, but still.

Reminder to pat a devil bug on the head this holiday season.

Manticore a shit.

>>14516222
I'll do it with a rolled up newspaper. Repeatedly.

>>14516137
>"Nice vagina! NERD!"

>>14516211
231 lbs. of pure uncondensed rape.

It's a big rape.

>>14516210
I'll have to blush and pretend not to look while sneaking shameful glances every once in a while.

>>14516198
I want to hug her.
I want to hold her close and whisper how much I love her into her ear. Maybe even during sex.
I want to protect her smile with every fiber of my being.

>>14516208
Stroking kejourou onee-san's hair until she's overcome by lust and then not letting her get her otouto's cute dick!

>>14516232
>>14516163
Gay.

Wendigo: 50% Ah, 50% Wa

>>14516227
Better than anything a Manticore has.

>>14516236
100% cute

>>14516234
>and then not letting her get her otouto's cute dick!

She'll just wrap her hair around your waist and help herself.

>>14516239
Even horse pussy is better than alp shcrodinger vagina.

No it's not. They're both horrible.

>>14516236
What percent is cannibalism and greed?

>>14516239
A Manticore has 4 holes you can shove your dick into. How many does an Alp have?

>>14516235
Emotional fulfillment is my greatest fetish anon.
I wanna make the manticore blush.

>>14516239
>>14516245
Alps are cute. I want an onee-san alp to go with my collection of ideal monster girl onee-sans.

>>14516245
Centaurs can grow a frontpussy, which makes them far better than Alps.

>>14516248
>Shoving your dick in.
No anon, you've gotta slide it in gently.
Unless the hole is the mouth. Then it's time for facefucking.

>>14516248
Just because a Manticore has more holes doesn't mean she's good at all. I want to run over a Manticore with a car.

>>14516246
1% cannibal, 99% warm coat

I want to be a fear wizard. I'll curse any monstergirls who so much as looks at me funny with their worst fears. Bald kejouros. Perpetually clean Beelzebub. Humanized manticores. Teleporting caits and prankster cheshires into the sprinkler dimension! DO NOT FUCK WITH THE WIZARD!

>>14516244
Not unless I slap her for wanting to do lewd things to her otouto!

>>14516222
She's adorable, she can get all the cuddles and headpats she wants, as long as she's friendly and honest I'll make sure she has the happiest holiday in her entire life.

>>14516261

Anon, she'll have your arms and hands bound. And you're legs

>>14516249
Love is gay and I hate you.

>>14516255
>Wake up from a nap
>Wendigo gnawing on your fingers
>You stare at each other for several seconds
>Garbled awawawawas

>>14516236
Here we see two Wendigo in a heated dispute. Both are claiming the collapsed Human, but neither one is backing down.

As this intensifies they will circle around the man, aggressively barking at each other but too timid to initiate a fight.

The most likely result is that they will eventually come to an agreement to share the Human as his wives, whether he likes it or not.

>>14516268
That Wendigo is getting punched.

>>14516210
>>14516229
Lazy messy onee-sans are heavenly gifts that are to be cherished

We need more of them

>>14516265
I sure hope she's happy having her otouto hating her for assaulting him! Maybe then she'll begin to regret her deeds.

I want a leanan sidhe to find me and help me get better at art

>>14516250
You'll get nothing and grow bitter like the rest of us. Unless... you go for 3D alps? Nah, no one here's that crazy.

>>14516275
She's just hungry. Maybe you should share some food with her.

>>14516272
I thought it was supposed to be one running in circles?

>>14516248
Girls have four mouths!

>>14516276
Zombina probably would have 50 terabytes of Boyz Gone Alp porn.

>>14516276
I want to go to a shooting range with Zombina.

>>14516287
That sounds hot

>>14516277

He knew the risks.

Centipede

>>14516260
You're going to be stopped by Werebatgirl, villain.

Reminder that the Christmas Cow brings milk for you!
Also goddamn mono draws the best fucking Holstaurs.
>every time I cowpost I get a milkshake captcha
It must be a sign from Hathor herself!

>>14516287
That sounds scandalous, and delicious. I want to embarrass her about her weird fetishes and make her admit she's a rotten girl.

>>14516299
Still stinky.

>>14516299
Can I click it?

Gonna ruffle that hair.

This game is gonna be the end of my dick, I can already tell

>>14516304
I don't know if she'd be embarrassed about it. She's only sensitive about her weight.

>>14516134

x is best girl

>>14516309
Oh lordy.

When's it coming out?

>>14516314
>he doesn't know

>>14516309
Oh dear. She's just asking for a dicking.

Beezlebugs look cute and have a wonderful design

>>14516189
>>14516215
We still need an Apophis done up like Bayonetta 2.

Or Bayonetta 2 as an Apophis.

Tomato Tomaato.

>>14516318
But how do you stick it in?

>>14516309
>>14516318
Can't read moon. Are you just hosting a homestay, or does this become lewd?

>>14516314
It's already here.
https://youtu.be/g2akD164qx8?t=25s

>>14516302
>werebat
Perpetual loniless in the dimension of infinite sun while receiving a video feed into her mind of couples in love, love she'll never have. You sure you want to tangle with this? All you have to do to avoid this fate, is leave me the FUCK alone.

>>14516265
Then I'll cry and tell kejourou okaa-san that nee-san is bullying me!

>>14516327
Eheheheh.

It dooooo.

>>14516323

Or a Shantae Kejourou

>>14516318
What am I looking at?

Cig kiss with Wock? How nice.

>>14516318
>>14516309
So, what's the gameplay?

>>14516335
A self-lubricating heated onahole.

>>14516335
A very busty fairy just begging to get hotglued.
>Fourth straight captcha for construction vehicles
Are you trying to summon Devastator, Captcha?

>>14516338
The 'fights' are essentially catfights and they are pretty much just 100% automatic
The only input you have is the ability to shout encouragement from the sidelines which strengthens your current attack/defense

>>14516330

But what will you do if she joins in?

>>14516215
I can hardly tell the difference and that's wonderful. She needs a cheshire to play with though.

>>14516343
>the ability to shout encouragement from the sidelines which strengthens your current attack/defense
>"If you win you can be on top tonight!"

>>14516343
Who are they having cat fights with?
Random people in the street?
Other girls?

>>14516337
I liked the filename with the guy on the stool, the wock there looks too short

Smoking Monster Girls are cool though, wish we had more.

>>14516342
OOOH! The perspective had me fooled and I thought the hands were part of her. Now I see she's being cupped.

>>14516351
Bitches and whores, probably?

>>14516344
Then I'll cry even more and say that this is why dad left!

>>14516338
>>14516343
You get to take your monster girls out on dates, which involve... well. Pic related.

Have you ever played any fucking Vita game seriously that console is filled with 'rub the screen' porn games? Because it's like that.

On the bad side of things, there's the usual gacha-game WAIT REAL TIME BEFORE YOU CAN CONTINUE PLAYING in that you use Energy and Hunger.
Energy is replenished both naturally and with a nice vacation to the beach. Hunger is replenished through... food. You have two teams of girls and one of them is basically the 'food run' team, always out on errands to get food.

>>14516351
Other monster girls. Sometimes they join your collective consciousness.

>>14516337
>Smoking
This kills the boner.

>>14516331
Bondage wolf is the lewdest.

>>14516318
>>14516309
>0%
Someone is fucking up.

>>14516360
Huh.
Never played that system.

Is it like Kancolle?
I've heard it's made by the same company.

>>14516361
>He doesn't like smoking

>>14516365
I'm just gathering the 'date' CGs so I can put them up somewhere.

>>14516369
Somewhat.

>>14516360
>That harpy
I need this game

>>14516361
I bet you masturbate to missionary only fag.

In zero-G environments, Slimes have to wear something to keep them from blobbing up the place. Discuss.

>>14516372
Waiting on Youko myself.

I'd be playing if I could into moonrunes.

>>14516194
Is it a magically adhering tear proof blindfold? Cause your plan is going to fall apart otherwise.

>>14516361
Is pocky better?

>>14516370
Smoking is disgusting. It destroys your lungs, makes you horribly irritable, and leaves stains and stink everywhere.

My opinion may be colored by my dad having been a chain smoker most of my life and seeing him not be the most healthy now, especially since he's diabetic.

>>14516369
>I've heard it's made by the same company.
Not exactly, it's just hosted on the same site.

>Kancolle
>small c

>>14516372
Haru is the best harpy.

>>14516371
Looking forward to all the Haru shots. Thank you for work

>>14516387
Mamono Mana removes the downsides to smoking and just leaves the cool factor though.

What a coincidence, my Dad smoked too.

>>14516360
>Naked Towel
Unf...that harpy knows my fetish and draws me to this game...

>>14516384
Fuck off faggot.

>>14516387
That's right, anon. And smoking marijuana makes you eat babies and jump off of tall buildings.And internet piracy makes artists go bankrupt. Good goy.

>>14516359
Anon, he just left to get some groceries.

He heard the commotion and walked in to give you a thumbs up before returning to unpacking the rest of the groceries.

So now what?

>>14516397
Smoking actually does increase the likelihood of you getting cancer, though. Plus, I agree with him that it smells terrible.

>>14516303
>tfw everytime he's here I'm not
I would've asked for that idea, about her opening her coat to her naked and covered in some ribbons, leaking milk under and through

>>14516387
How is smoking disgusting? People always say this but I don't get it. Picking your nose is disgusting, from a spectator perspective. Loogies are disgusting. Smoking, eh.

>>14516393
Sorry. It might protect her body, but the smell would still turn me off. I've just been hardwired to not like it now.

>>14516397
DUDE WEED LAMO

>>14516390
You know it.

>>14516395
Who slipped their pinky up YOUR ass?

>>14516384
>Is it a magically adhering tear proof blindfold?
Such things can be arranged with a little help from the imouto.

>>14516393
Not him, but passive smoking (breathing in someone else's cigarette smoke) actually harms your body even more than actually smoking yourself.

>>14516403
Same here.

>>14516410
>Not him, but passive smoking (breathing in someone else's cigarette smoke) actually harms your body even more than actually smoking yourself.
Mamono

Mana

>>14516407
You by being an annoying fun wrecking prick. Fuck off.

>>14516376
Is it odd that I can immediately tell the Samus in this edit was drawn by Butcha-U?

>>14516402
If you live with someone who smokes a lot, it can wear on you. The smoke smell horrible and can soak into your clothes, it stains your teeth, the smell soaks into pretty much everything you wear, and the smoker's cough is horrid. Not to mention the ashes going everywhere and never really cleaning out.

>>14516415
Please pay attention to the relevant bits, Slime Space Safety is important stuff.

>>14516401
He mentioned he'd be making the sketches in public in his free time so they couldn't be too lewd, which is an oxymoron when its mono because GODDAMN THEM TITS/HIPS. It was his choice to make the Christmas cow though as I also suggested the idea of the goth Holstaur that's been tossed around a bit here lately, honestly as long as we're getting more Holstaur art I'm happy and erect.

>>14516417
God Suu is fucking garbage, just like everything else in EMG.

>>14516376
So all Slimes in space have to wear latex suits? Nice.
What would sex with a Slime in a latex suit be like?

>>14516414
I'm going to not assume immidiatelyy that your're trolling me. How am I killing the fun?

>>14516421
Yes, that's nice, thank you for sharing. Now please post another Slime in a catsuit.

>>14516422
>spoiler
squeaky

>>14516424
Slimes are shit monster girls.

>>14516420
Goth-loli holst or what do you mean by holst?
Also, I'd kill for a maid ryu from him.

>>14516413
I'm not convinced until I can be sure that all 4000+ chemicals in the cigarette can be removed. As well as the smell.

Besides, there are other ways to look cool.

>>14516429
Watch out, bud. You're going to end up with a nugget of depleted plutonium shoved up your ass with talk like that.

>>14516434
>Besides, there are other ways to look cool.
Wocks can vape naturally anyway if they just need to look cool. That stuff's 100% MAMONO MANA so you can be sure it'll only endanger your health if you have a fragile pelvis.

>>14516435
Slimes are a bad monster girl and the people who like them should jump off a cliff.

>>14516414
Spotted the salty faggot. Enjoy being dommed by minotaurs.

>>14516438
>monstergirl's face when she tackles someone with glass bones disease

>>14516429
my mind went on a tangent about slime mae out of shit
thanks alot anon, I've now got the mental image of a slimegirl version of conker's great and mighty poo stuck in my head

>>14516420
>I also suggested the idea of the goth Holstaur
I was going to request something rather specific from .less if I was to ever get picked during that raffle thing.
But unfortunately I couldn't because RNGesus can eat a dick.

>>14516445
FUUUCK! Me too. I hope you're happy.

>>14516442
Why are they bad?

>>14516442
>should jump off a cliff.
Oh boy, pls continue, I want to see how you are banned again.

>>14516443
Please die.

>>14516445
>>14516450
I AM THE GREAT MIGHTY POO AND I'M GOING TO THROW MY SHIT AT YOU~

>>14516431
Have you not seen the conversations about different types/personalities of Holstaurs? One of them was a goth Holstaur, black hair, all black clothes, including a tight black shirt over her huge tits, writes poetry about milk.

>>14516457
A HUGE SUPPLY OF SPUNK TO WRING OUT OF YOUR JUNK~

>>14516450
I am never happy

Holstaurs would go to massage parlors to get their breasts massaged exclusively.

>>14516459
>writes poetry about milk
That was my idea. I even wrote a poem.

>>14516463
morphine helps

Guys please don't reply, just report and ignore.

>>14516438
>Wocks can vape naturally
explain

>>14516399
Ask him why he isn't helping his son from the sexual depredations from his wife and daughter!

>>14516465
Anon they have husbands and childhood friends for that.

>>14516459
I can't see a goth holst, I just can't.
Yankee holst, maybe who knows but goth? Would rather have tomboy.

>>14516475
Not all of them.

>>14516473
They can't breathe fire anymore but they can exhale pink sex smoke instead. Only bad for you if your body can't handle an erection or dragon sex.

So actually it might be WORSE for you than smoking...

>>14516463
Why?

>>14516456
Little whiny bitch, good job on making yourself look like a retard every night.

>>14516479
I want a Holstaur of everybody type and personality, other than the shit ones of course.
>>14516481
Then I'll be their childhood friend!

>>14516445
>slimegirl version of conker's great and mighty poo

there is a special spot in hell for you

>>14516459
>including a tight black shirt over her huge tits
Imagine one wearing a black version of pic-related.
>>14516467
Bless you.
Shame I never capped the poem when I should've.

With thighs like these...

>>14516489
I wish I could slowly tear out your throat you stupid fuck.

>>14516487
money related blogshit
dont worry about it

>>14516499
Needs to be thicker.

>>14516309
>>14516318
>>14516331
>>14516360
So I realize I'm an utter pleb for asking this, but where do you go/what do you download to play the game? I have honestly been ignoring most of the posts about it, but I'm slightly curious now.

>>14516442
>jump off a cliff
Oh, it's you. You might as well just get a trip at this point.

>>14516490
You are but one man.

>>14516505
First, read this.

http://dailylifewithamonstergirl.wikia.com/wiki/Connecting_to_DMM_for_Monster_Musume_Online

And here's the website.

http://www.dmm.com/en/netgame/feature/monmusu.html

>>14516444
>Holst's, will o wisp's and unicorn's faces when

>>14516507
What would he call himself? Cliffjumper?

Tackling cows
Being tackled by cows

>>14516501
Go to bed, faggot. A weak little shit like you can't do anything by himself.

>>14516512
Wisps are bad news.

>>14516509
But I have the willpower to make all the cows happy! I have to make as many as I can as happy as possible, it is my goal in life.
>>14516517
This shall be part of it.

>>14516518
Go swallow a handful of glass shards you fucking cunt.

Shhhh...

>>14516523
WHAT DID YOU SAY?

>>14516520
I don't believe you.

>>14516515
It used to be bridge. I think he switched to cliffs to spice it up when somebody pointed out how much he used that.

>>14516523
>>14516524
Going cow tipping!

>>14516523
Ill let her sleep
for tomorrow I shall TOUCH THE COW!

>>14516523
You think I could nibble her ears without waking her up?

>>14516529
I want to tip a Minotaur.

>>14516529
>still no holstsurus version

>>14516531
If you do it right she'll lean into you to help even if she does.

>>14516523
Gonna put my head in her lap and take a nap.
>>14516525
But its true anon, I shall dedicate my life to making cowgirls the world over happy and I shall not rest until they are all happy!

>>14516523
>hfw she opens her eyes to you eating her out

>>14516531

Are you prepared for the possible consequences if she wakes up.

What would Holstaur cheese be like?

>>14516522
I'm not giving you anymore more replies, attention whore. Get a trip so everyone can filter you or just kill yourself already. That would be a good riddance even for yout family I'm sure. Good bye, fuckface.

>>14516543
The best way of trapping mice that break into your home.

>>14516545
Go drown yourself.

>>14516543
I wouldn't know because I hate cheese.

>>14516542
>molest sleeping holst
>she wakes and receives it with open arms
>get a doting waifu with stat raising milk
Do consequences mean something different in your country?

>>14516543
Mamono-y

>>14516542
Yes, I'm already not wearing pants

>>14516550
The fuck did you just say, nigger?

>>14516540

She would help you along I'm sure.

>>14516556
I don't really like cheese, or milk. Hell the only thing I like about cows is beef.

>>14516545
First time seeing that guy or something? He gets banned at least once a week. We've even got a cap of his shit for easier identification.

Remember to report and ignore next time.

>>14516552

well you gotta be sure you're ready for her wanting to nibble your ears in return.

>>14516563
Kill yourself.

>>14516497
>never capped the poem
I can try to recreate the magic.
>Milk, that is what I give to all the boys
>Milk, that is one of life's greatest joys
>Milk, they'll drink it straight from the tap
>Milk, it will make them more eager to fap

I want to spoiler an amazon with sweets and ruin her figure!

How do you feel about lolis acting lewd?

>>14516568
Lewd

remember
there is a time and a place for dolls. living or not

>>14516573
>Those corpses
Ha, no.

>>14516573

>dried out corpses in the background

no thanks

>>14516572
I wanna be a house husband to an Amazon and cuddle her and make her soft with my cooking!

>>14516574
It's not as good as the original was, I'm afraid. It lacks the spontaneous creativity.

Scaring loli holsts by telling them you'll take their breasts away if they're bad

>>14516573
Would make them sit on their shins and knees and hold their heads down while I give them an angry lecture in public.

>>14516573
> those bodies

>>14516576
The time?
Now

The place?
My dick.

>>14516581
Would you want her to try and dress more conservatively to hide her shame or continue dressing provocatively in defiance of her softening form?

>>14516590
She could try to dress conservatively, but I think we're out of outfits that can hide her belly pudge.

>>14516568
Thanks.

>>14516198
>. I wish I had the picture of the blushing manticore getting her cheek stroked for you.

>>14516594
So she'll be sitting there in short shorts that are almost bursting at the seams and an undersized T-shirt thats more a bra than a shirt?

I want to trap an Amazon and molest her while she can't move.

>>14516604
Exactly! She'll be the softest Amazon in the village, but she'll still be my wonderful beautiful strong wife!

>>14516272
>The most likely result is that they will eventually come to an agreement to share the Human as his wives, whether he likes it or not.
The agreement lasts until the man finally wakes up and they run off too scared to talk to him and they go back to stalking him.

>>14516606
So a strongfat amazon with thick thighs?

I can dig it.

>>14516605
I want to make an amazon unable to move!

>>14516479
>>I can't see a goth holst, I just can't.
>not wanting to see a busty, pale, bovine black-haired goth yandere lustily recite you the poem from her confession letter
>not wanting to see damp spots form on her coat as a result of nervous milk leakage
Step up famiglia.

>>14516600
Yo are a saint, anon. Have a tail kiss as my thanks.

>>14516615
Gross.

>>14516611
Absolutely!

Big thick thighs!

Large soft breasts!

Pudgy soft butt!

A tubby round belly!

These all make a nice soft and great Amazon that should be spoiled and doted on by her house husband!

>>14516578
>>14516580
>>14516589
Don't worry, those are the opponents monsters.

>>14516613
I'd rather one who's deep into occult

>>14516596
Behold an artist rendition!

>>14516623
Like I'm going to believe that.

>>14516621
Don't forget to impregnate her.
She can't do much hunting and fighting if she's got a kid in her!

>>14516618
Too much? Okay, how about a fresh cup of fluff?

>>14516626
Alp not dead! Alp not dead!

>>14516626
It's awful/10
Wouldn't even hang on my fridge.

>>14516631
Kunoichis are cute.

>>14516627
The only trap holes that matter only work on your opponent.

>>14516634
How could I possibly be dead? My existence is beyond your comprehension.
>>14516635
Philistine.

>>14516631
It looks okay.
The dick is comically sized though.

>>14516630
Still kind of gross, but I can deal with it.

>>14516640
>Not wanting to stretch out a kunoichi so that you can break her silence as she goes into full ahego.

>>14516628
Oh, of course! I want her to give me at least a few kids! We're gonna have a whole bunch of cute wonderful daughterus, and I'll get to cuddle my wonderful soft wife and smother her with kisses! I'll even spoil and dote on her in front of the other Amazons in her hunting party!

>>14516640
I didnt draw it
might take it to the /d board to get it coulored

>>14516649
No thanks maledomfag.

>>14516631
Are they bullies?

>>14516653
Sorry friend.
I'm switch.

I'd enjoy pounding her into the bed as she loses herself just as much as I would enjoy her riding me cowgirl style.

>>14516657
>>14516653
I don't see any kind of dom here. Just sex.

>>14516657
Good to know you're an indecisive faggot.

>>14516651
I just hope your ready for her to reassert dominance should you act that way in public.
Pregnant or not, she's got to come out on top, stripping you bare and taking you in front of everyone in her chubbier form.

Although she may get a few comments about how her bottom bounces a bit more than it used to and how her milky breasts would get in the way when she fights.

>>14516661
What a diabolical creature.

>>14516664
>indecisive
Not him but what is wrong with enjoying more than one thing?

>>14516664
Or I enjoy both sides of the coin.

Not that I mind if you enjoy fendom.
We all have our likes.

It's like having someone prefer steak fries over curly fries.

>>14516665
She knows nothing would make me happier! If she'd like, I can even squirm and pretend to resist her, only to be pinned down by her large soft body if she'd like.

>>14516661
>yuki onna kula
nice

I want to introduce my waifu to the sinful pleasure that is Burger King Chicken Fries.

>>14516677
Just don't be surprised if she forces you to taste her milk at the end.
And I'm sure she'd rather you resisted for real so that she could show off her true skill.

>>14516661
you reminded me I had this

>You're snacking on candy for some reason
>Waifu comes and takes the piece you were saving
>Pops it in her mouth
>When you complain she giggles and leans in
>Passes it to you with a kiss

Good night Anons.
Take care and remember to not burn down the thread.
Instead, please remember to check what video games your daughteru is getting and playing.

Don't want a hinezumi daughter getting Vermintide by mistake or your zombie daughteru getting resident evil.

>>14516692
cuuute

>>14516685
Well I can't really resist for real, I'm too much of a slut for my waifu, I'd let her do anything to me! I can try to pretend to hate it and beg for mercy, but I'd have a really goofy grin on my face the whole time

>>14516713
I think they'd have to comment on how she's broken you.
Which would earn her quite a lot of praise, although I do imagine that she would already be quite high on the totem pull doing to the sheer amount kids she'll be pumping out.

How many kids would you be going for?
Would you listen to her if she asked you to stop so she could regain her once might form?

Or are you going to keep her constantly pregnant so that you can just keep her soft?

>>14516715
Oh, I think three or four should suffice.

However, with all those new mouths to feed, I'd be cooking much more often, and much more. And naturally I'd expect her to taste test it beforehand, and eat her fair portion to make sure she's well fed before the hunt, and eat any leftovers after the meal is over.

>>14516653
>>14516664
false flag ahoy!

Inaris are the best.

>>14516661
She should pair up with a wendigo

>>14516721
Well, I hope she enjoys saying farewell to her figure because it won't be coming back any time soon.

>>14516672
>>14516673
It's just that guy, don't feed him

>Watching the news one night.

>"This is the MGC News Network, thank you for joining us. Tonight's top story; Tensions are rising in the troubled neighbourhood of Gael's Landing as the local chapter of the Military Order of Saint John, known colloquially as the 'Knights Hospitaller', have announced they'll be conducting their own investigation after a dramatic increase of violent assaults, home invasions and shota abductions rocked the area this past week."
>The screen cuts to a grumpy looking Cheshire in a police uniform with the words 'Katerina Sauerpuz, Chief of Police' on the bottom of the screen on one side and footage of armed men, women and valkyries, some in tactical gear, some in power armour on the other.
>"The situation in Gael's Landing is... complicated, to say the least: The locals don't trust us, many of them actually believe we're complicit in these violent kidnappings and have become extremely uncooperative- well, moreso than usual- because of it..."
>She visibly sighs into the microphone.
>"The involvement of Paladins now makes an already difficult situation... much more frustrating."
>The screen cuts to an Oni with a broken horn and a black eye on her knees crying into an armoured Paladin's breastplate while he gently strokes her hair.
>"My baby boy... they took my baby boy..."
>The screen cuts back to the well-endowed Kejourou anchorwoman.
>"No members of the Knights Hospitaller could be reached for comment."
>Her professionally serious look lasts a good few seconds before her glowing smile returns.
>"After the break; The bee-hive is back! And in a BIG way!"
>The camera pans out to show that, she indeed has a rather large doo going on right now.
>And a growing blush.
>And a thin layer of sweat.
>"We'll take about the latest fad amongst wealthy Kejourous in the ritzy Azure Heights, when we come back!"

>Turn the t.v. off.
>Sit there for a minute in silence.
>...Yeah.
>Think the kids are sleeping with me and the wyrmfu tonight.

>>14516736

Inaris a good

>>14516740
I figured.
Still, steak fries are the best.

>>14516692
What's up with her hands?

I want to work at an MG pool and teach lolis how to swim.

>>14516738
I'm sure even if she misses it, she'll enjoy a loving husband, cute daughterus, and delicious food even more.

>>14516743
glad you agree.
Dark Priests are also great.

>>14516744
You're not wrong.

>>14516747
I want to be a pool-boy at a country club for rich monster ladies and rub them down after they swim.

>>14516137
How tough would I have to be to join a manticore's bullying crrw

>>14516759
You would have to eat a bowl of cereal without any milk!

>crrw

Now I'm imagining a manticore being frustrated at her inability to use a keyboard due to fat fingers.

>>14516742
What if the kids want to be kidnapped?

>>14516759
You've gotta beat one of the new girls in a fucking contest

>>14516752
Are you sure you could stay professional about it, anon?

>>14516763
Big meaty paws are cute and preferred for me, but there are a few drawbacks.

>>14516768
Of course. I've got an iron will and an unbending erection.

Spirit. Unbending spirit.

>>14516770
Please do not drive or operate machinery until you know how Big Meaty Paws will affect you.

>>14516774
Anon. You're not having uncouth thoughts about your duties to the patrons of the club, are you?

>>14516780
Not him but yes.

>>14516780
I feel like uncouth thoughts would be encouraged, actually. The trick is acting on them in ways that keep the patrons (all of them) coming back for more.

>>14516780
No, I'm just sleepy. It gets like that on its own when I'm sleepy. I'll just take a break in a bit and have a nice hot glass of chocolate milf, it'll wake me right up.

Milk. I said milk.

>>14516785
We cannot afford any, ahh, mishaps between the staff and our patrons. I trust that you will keep all of your dealings strictly professional, or at least platonic, and above-the-table?

>>14516792
>platonic, and above-the-table?
On the table and use plates when having relations with the patrons. Got it. I suppose a few wine glasses might be useful when holsts are involved as well...

>>14516805
These ladies are trusting you to provide courteous, quality service in potentially compromising situations, anon. Any sort of behavior that reflects poorly on our guests or us will be met with swift and severe disciplinary action.

>>14516792
Sir, please. I'm not an animal. I always keep my behavior strictly professional.

I certainly wouldn't already have half a dozen illegitimate half-breed children at my age. That would be bad. I'm not that irresponsible. I mean, come on, right? Ahahah. Right.

I'm having an argument with someone, could you guys help out? What are the most popular

>Aquatic Girls
>Not-Japan Girls
>Wonderland Girls

>>14516828
Well, in Japan, the Not!Japan ones are the most popular, for obvious reasons.
They even asked KC to create more girls from Zipangu because it was so well-received the first time around.

>>14516832
I'm asking what specific girls out of those groups are the most popular in their respective group

Also fuck Japan for hating Wonderland but loving Zipangu because "muh cosplay"

>>14516828
Hmmm. Aquatic girls don't get much, and only a few girls from Zipangu and wonderland are poplar. maybe wonderland has a bit of a edge over the other.

>>14516836
Well, okay, I'd personally have to say,

>Sea Bishops
>Oomukade
>Cheshire Cat

These are purely based on the amount of art each one has compared to the others in their group.

>>14516836
>Aquatic
Kraken and Sea Bishop
>Zipangu
Oomukade, Kitsunes, Ushi-Onis, Onis, Tanukis.

>Wonderland
Memecat and Jabberwock.

For anyone interested in the MonMusu Online game, here's a pastebin guide for the game I just finished writting. http://pastebin.com/69NPJiFT

I'll probably get around to translating the latest couple of girls from the twitter sometime soon, having too much fun playing the game right now is all.

>>14516844
That's pretty based anon, thanks.

>>14516840
>Oomukade
>Popular
They stink

KC retweeted this, isn't that Hellhound picture from Butter T? Where are these from?

>>14516874
Does he sleep in the kitchen?

>>14516876
Have you tried cleaning monster fluid soaked tatami?

>>14516869
Some boys like stinky losers for some reason.

>>14516874
I'm guessing I know where bottom right is from.
Gazerfag really gets around, the slut.

Wait, how did we end up back on the front page? We were past bump limit.

>>14516887
Anon, this is a new thread.

>>14516882
No. What kind of question is that?

>>14516885
I wanna make love to a stinky loser monster girl

Doesn't even have to be an oomukade, just a big stinky Neet monster girl in general

>>14516907
Have some standards.

>>14516907
I can't wait for that big bad 'mukade to kill this meme with venomous pincers.

>>14516912
But I do have standards, and that's for girls who normally can't meet other people's standards

I'm just that big of a slut for Neets

>>14516919
Maybe they don't meet other people's standards for a reason.

>some banned faggot likes Kunoichis
>Likes one of my favorite girls
If you're reading this, guy who got banned, you're not allowed to like Kunoichis.
Minotaurs and Kunoichis are for people who don't shitpost.

>>14516924
And that's what turns me on so much to them

A new letter of introduction has arrived!

Name; Fii
Species: Phoenix

Half human, half bird extraspecies. They possess an immortal body, and every so often they are reborn. "It seems she's a big fan of anime appreciation!"

Alright, doing it now because the game is down for maintinence for another 35 minutes. I believe she's a HR in game, I think Passion type?

>>14516927
So you like them because they're awful?

>>14516938
They're not awful, they're just unique, and their uniqueness fascinates me.

>>14516939
They're uniquely awful.

>>14516944
No they're not, in what ways are they awful?

>>14516892
No, this thread was past bump limit then it went back under it and back onto the front page. I figured out why though so I'll leave it at that.

>>14516946
They smell and are losers.

Your Holst has been acting strangely lately. Do you know what she wants?

>>14516954
I must've forgotten to polish her horns

>>14516953
But I like big fat smelly loser monster girls who are awkward and lazy! They're my dream come true!

>>14516960
Here we have a man who should have been born a Kiki.

>>14516960
They don't know how to treat a man.

>Just got warned for a post I didn't post
Please, Janny. Don't do this.

>>14516968
Collateral damage, c'est la vie.

>>14516970
But it was from a post in a board I've never visited.

>>14516974
What part of "collateral damage" don't you understand?

>>14516931
http://strawpoll.me/6326920/ Forgot to mention, do this poll if you're playing and if there's enough people we'll move somewhere else to not disturb the threads so much. But we're already closing in on the point where I'm just considering making a /vg/ thread tomorrow. And I guess at some point I'll go through and update the imgur with the girls rarity level and type.

>>14516976
Collateral damage is like standing in the middle of a gunfight. Can't call it collateral damage when that gunfight is in another country. Unless, it was like a really big gunfight

>>14516968
>>14516974
Hey man, one day I woke up and I was permabanned from all boards for spamming porn on /vp/. The joys of a dynamic IP.

>>14516963
Whatever, I love cuddling with a slobby Neet monster girl and cheering her up! I wanna get her a beer and cuddle with her on the couch while she watches her anime and plays video games! I wanna smother her cute belly and lovely face with kisses and dote on her.

>>14516966
That's fine, maybe we can work on teaching her that once her show is over.

>>14516980
>I'm just considering making a /vg/ thread tomorrow
Better there than here

>>14516983
Mine was from /vp/ too.

>>14516417
>>14516376
So is anyone writing about spehhs or not?

>>14516417
>tfw MILF Suu will never pull you into her and zip up the suit all the way

>>14517013
Wouldn't that be some weird pseudo cross dressing? I mean, as a MILF she's pretty tall, big, and thick. So if you were inside her she's still keep her figure and be in the suit. I mean you'd be in her body and she's walk around looking like one banging MILF

This is actually kind of hot

I want to hear the cry of the Dragon Alp. "Fus Ro Kyaa!"

what happens if we combine golem and living doll?
all the creepy shit with the doll under your control via the runes

>>14516309
I WANT THAT GOAT!

http://i.imgur.com/OhiSa6l.png

Which monster girl would you rub lotion on?

>>14517087
Anubis.

>>14517087
Fox.

>>14517087
That's lovely, who's the artist?

Who is this Apophis as well? I see her so often.

Horse pussy.

>>14517087
I want to make an alp rub lotion on another monstergirl, so that she'll regret the loss of her penis, and then realize she can only get away with it because the other monstergirl isn't interested in her that way anymore.

>>14517087
Cat.

>>14517094
http://sub-lewd.tumblr.com/post/135682827433/grape-snake-commission-for-aishalovesushis

>>14515998
It is truly wonderfull. Thank you.
Now we must perform the ultimate task. We must headpat the rare Kiki of Rainbows.

So, apparently this one MGE Fanboy actually went to some convention somewhere in Asia, and got a live-commission from Butter-T, who was also there. An Artist Alley with Butter-T? That's pretty sweet. I wonder if he was selling posters?

http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2978852

>>14517118
>Unless I pay him again to do digital version, you wont see it finish
Damn shame, although if it was finished it'd probably have a huge patreon logo taking up 1/5 of the image.

>Wake up
>There is snow outside
>Walk downstairs
>Dog daughterus are pawing at the door to get out, visibly excited
>Get your coat on, put their jackets on them, open the door.
>They all rush out and instantly leap shouting 'WAN' as they go headfirst into the snow
>They lift their heads up, faces completely covered in snow, white all over
>They open their eyes and stick out their tongues
How does this make you feel?

>>14517151
It doesn't make me feel anything, since I don't like dogs. There are better canids.

>>14517151
Why are they sticking their tongues out? Are they teasing daddy? Because that's how you get a snowball fight.

>>14517118
Huh. Apparently he also commissioned some cum-covered Panda Cleavage, a Frog titfuck, and some Gazer. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CWruOBaUsAAez66.jpg

Geez if he got all these live, he must really have no inhibitions about his power level. Or even just openly discussing perversion.

>>14517151
>Wake up
>There's snow outside
>Walk downstairs
>Hellhound daughterus are pawing at the door to get out, visibly excited
>Get your coat on, put their jackets on them, open the door.
>They all rush out and instantly leap shouting 'WAN' as they go headfirst into the snow
>All the snow in a five metre radius melts
>The neighbour's Wendigo daughteru awawas and starts shielding the snowman she was building
>Your Hellpups look at you with an expression that says they want to cry
How to you protect their smiles?

>>14517162
Well it was a convention and he was talking to an artist who draws lewd content for a living. There's not much to hide at that point.

>>14517165
Befriend a Yukionna

>>14516510
i had hoped it was some sort of collectable card game

>>14517165
Buy a snowmachine.
If that isn't enough, buy a bigger and better snow machine.
I'll keep buying/making better snow machines till my daughteru's can play in the snow.

>>14517159
Because Dog daughterus panting are cute! CUTE!

>Your Yuki daughteru asks to go out cause it's snowing
>You say yes on reflex because you are playing vidya and/or watching animu
>She runs out
>Realize what you've done 2 minutes and hurry outside.
>Yuki Daughteru is now chubby from absorbing the snow into her
What do you do?

>>14517201
Befriend a Hinezumi