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14497698

Anonymous Thu Dec 17 01:59:45 2015 No.14497698 [Reply] [Original]

These vampires are sleeping in your bed, what do?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 02:00:53 2015 No.14497700 kissu on head

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 02:34:35 2015 No.14497777 >>14497698 Grab holy water (old souvenir from Lourdes) and slam the windows open whille brandishing the silverware.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 02:41:48 2015 No.14497790 SUNLIGHT YELLOW....

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 02:45:12 2015 No.14497799 Crawl under bed, make loud spooky noises.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 02:47:19 2015 No.14497801 Lay at the feet of the bed and sleep like a dog.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 02:53:26 2015 No.14497815 Make eggs. Then make them eat the eggs when they wake up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 02:56:12 2015 No.14497821 Rape

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 03:04:42 2015 No.14497845 >>14497698 But I don't have a bed. I sleep on the floor. I'd hate to see them sleeping on the floor so I'd probably get under them and try my best to be their bed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 09:23:36 2015 No.14498484 >>14497698 >rape

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 09:28:54 2015 No.14498493 File: 689 KB, 1920x1080, blade-wesley-snipes-wants-to-hunt-twilight-vampires-in-blade-4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wake up sucka I hate vampires

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 09:37:06 2015 No.14498502 >>14497698 Close the fucking curtains, scold Sakuya for not doing it and go sleep in the guest coffin.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 09:52:25 2015 No.14498537 File: 412 KB, 795x900, 90e676d7a83ca6217f42783b355397b0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sneak between them, have the greatest time of my life until Remilia wakes up and kills me

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 10:17:16 2015 No.14498598 Ask my mom where she picked them up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 10:50:21 2015 No.14498676 File: 248 KB, 600x848, 1362352660406.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 10:58:28 2015 No.14498696 Clean my sheets. There must be a lot of dirt if vampires are sleeping in them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 12:05:03 2015 No.14498841 Get my piss blessed by a priest, then i'd blast them with holy piss.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 12:20:22 2015 No.14498880 >>14498502 >guest coffin >most of furniture in SDM was made by human villagers Those poor carpenters.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 12:31:49 2015 No.14498922 AN INVISIBLE MAAAAAN SLEEPIN IN YO BED

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 12:38:47 2015 No.14498948 File: 275 KB, 957x858, 200a68789946770af2f762ff8cc1a431.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 13:06:11 2015 No.14499031 >>14498948 sleep tight vamper

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 16:49:29 2015 No.14499644 >>14497698 Take out my belt.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 17:02:24 2015 No.14499691 Pour running water next to them in a cup, and watch as the cute mistress wets the bed~

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 17:05:32 2015 No.14499699 >>14499691 And then spank her in front of her little sister. Brilliant.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 17:07:18 2015 No.14499704 File: 630 KB, 807x1000, huhuhu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14499699 She will be so embarrassed. She is supposed to be the older sister, and she is getting punished.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 17:08:45 2015 No.14499708 >>14499704 Yes. The humiliation will be supreme.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 18 00:02:07 2015 No.14501363 File: 242 KB, 1600x1100, 1b3b6f9cfa6c7abd6a926f83edfdd2ea.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14497698 Read them a story Maybe then they'll finally pay their goddamn tab

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 18 01:55:45 2015 No.14501772 Stick my head under the covers so I can get a good sniff of her lolibodies aromas and feel their warmth on my face.

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