/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Maids are olev

>>14495645
Last time I checked i wasn't the shit eating yurifag that likes terrible things. Fuck off.

Careful not to fall for it.

First for plump lavender cat booty, delivered straight to your doorstep.

>>14495652
Reminder that if your only argument is to throw around buzzwords, you're literally a walking anus.

>>14495655
Nigga leave it be, don't drag it in.

>>14495652
Good choice of OP. I wanna hug her.

>>14495655
Anon, it's done. Leave it in the old thread.

>>14495652
Nothing beats lamias wearing sweaters.
Nothing.
Absolutely nothing.

X IS BEST GIRL

Yeah, but what if there was a slavic abomination.

Which Wonderland Girl would have the biggest fattest ass? Which would you want to have the biggest fattest ass?

Slimes are love.

Please remember to take care of your body and mind.
Please go to bed on time and eat properly.

And remember to headpat your Kiki maid.

>>14495661
>>14495663
Yurifags are a cancer that is to be chased out.

>>14495652
>Abomination OP
Best taste.

>>14495671
>Which Wonderland Girl would have the biggest fattest ass?
Cheshire
>Which would you want to have the biggest fattest ass?
Jubjub or Mad Hatter.

Your Waifu wants to become an idol

Do you support her or Try to stop her from pursuing this endeavor ?

I want an anubis to laugh at my tiny penis!
I want the slaves to slack off because she's too busy laughing to give them orders!

>>14495675
>he literally cannot handle the fact that his cock isn't the center of the universe

>>14495660
Reminder to leave your buttpains at the door.

abigail is love, abigail is life
she's dead sexy

>>14495664
>"What are we going to do on the bed?~"

>>14495671
Jubjubs. Goes with their massive mammories.

Personally, I'd give anything for some decent of artwork of the March Hare.

>>14495674
Kiki deserves extra headpats for having to put up with everything while maintaining that sweet smile. She deserves a nice night out

>>14495661
>>14495663
>>14495684
You don't fucking get it, do you?
Don't reply. Ignore it.
Don't post about it. Ignore it.
Literally do not address it with your minds. Don't even post a non-reply acknowledging it. It doesn't exist.

>>14495652
Sweaters are the best invention ever

>>14495671
>Which would you want to have the biggest fattest ass?
A shortstacked Jubjub

>>14495681
I don't think she would be the type to be an idol.

>>14495686
Abigail is a miracle of the universe.

I-is it safe to come out?

Like always, c&c is more than welcome and appreciated.

>>14495674
I want my own Kiki advisor to headpat.

>>14495700
Niiiice, can't wait to see the other one

Gotta say you've been improving constantly since you first posted here. Keep up the good work dude

>>14495681
Idols are usually whores. I'm not sure if American ones or Japanese ones are more whorish, but they are still both whores.

I'd put up with it but I wouldn't like it.

>>14495700
>c&c is more than welcome
Now I want a RA2: Yuri's revenge mod with monster girl factions and it reminds me that the guy working on the 2hu mod never finished it.

Why must you do these things to me?

>>14495686
>>14495698
I want to cum in her big fat ass.

>>14495700
I've noticed your artwork all has the same eyes and smile. And the head is kind of vertically squished, only slightly though.

But other than that, it's pretty good.

>>14495700
>C&C
GDI or NOD?
Kane is one charismatic motherfucker, but GDI have a giant laser satellite straight out of a bond villain's armoury.

>>14495698
BIG
FAT
THIGHS

>>14495707
What about AKB-tier idols?
I hear if those girls get found out dating somebody they get cut.

>>14495686
>>14495698
I want her to be my mother, wife, big sister and little sister at the same time.

How do I accomplish this

>>14495681
But what if your waifu is a Siren ?
Would you stop her ?

>>14495707
Japanese ones usually have a "no whore" clause in their contract until they're too old and busted to sell tickets any more. At that point they become yakuza whores, turn to jav or get lucky and marry a daytime tv "celebrity".

>>14495681
I'll do more than support. I'll work as her manager!

>"You mirin' Human? Can't say I blame you, these are some pretty big guns I'm rockin' here."

>>14495728
>You will never get swole with /fit/itaur.

>>14495723
>At that point they
Damn.
That's sad.

>>14495728
Maybe it's just me, but I feel like she's only big enough to sit in my hand like a fairy.

>>14495720
Your dad fucks your sister, get her pregnant and you're their child.
Your mom/sister is immature and calls you "Onii-chan" all the time.

>>14495732
>all those people saying they want a Holst to force breastfeed them
Minotaurs are where it's at. They can be tomboyish bros, be so much stronger than you and still have monster tits. Imagine being tackled by some jock Mino and being forced to drink straight from the tap in an inescapable bearhug.

I will ______ my maid today!

>>14495732
I want to confess to her!

>>14495742
It's close, especially if I marry her, but I need it to be genuine. I need to fuck the timeline over so badly that she ends up as both the true big sister and true little sister, as well as wife/mother.
Also, can we make this a situation where I'm also the dad fucking the sister, as well as the child? I'd like to make this as much of a standalone system as possible.

>>14495681
A pochaco tier Kiki idol?
What is this madness?

>>14495754
>Imagine being tackled by some jock Mino and being forced to drink straight from the tap in an inescapable bearhug.
Goddamn.

>>14495756
I will fire my maid today! And replace her with a vastly superior one!

>>14495756
Make love to

>>14495756
StUfF

>>14495762
I want to cuddle a Pochaco-tier Idol Monster Girl! She'd be the softest and cutest!

>>14495718
They're the biggest whores there are.
Literally selling their body to a corporation. It's bizzare and csrtoonish just at that, eve worse when you realuthst this means she's willing to put money in front of me.

It's time to cut ties and go back to being a friend less weeaboo.

>>14495723
Oh great. So you're a whore to the corporation first then a crack whore second.

Time to find me another girl.

Barb deserves a medal for being the first one to do Barometz art that isn't a quick sketch. What I'd give to be stuck in that fruit and be springing back and forth into that ass.

>>14495756
>build!

>>14495684
Fuck off.

>>14495726
Enjoy your corporate slut.

>>14495728
You are short and queer looking and not very impressive. Where can I find a cow that is worthy of my touching?

>>14495756
Imagine.

>>14495766
>"CHUG CHUG CHUG!..."
>"HAHA WOAH HE ACTUALLY DRUNK ALL OF IT! WHAT A LEGEND!"
>Then they fistbump each other and keep walking, looking for more trouble to cause.

>>14495754
Yeah but Mino produce milk after they get pregnant, unlike the Holsts.If you want them aggresive, just wear red.

>>14495756
Do pure things

>>14495759
I think that you're asking the impossible anon

>>14495756
Pay.

>>14495777
Jesus, they just keep comin'.

Not that I'm complaining, mind you.

>>14495728
>>14495732
>>14495758
Minotaurs are the cutest monster girl.

>>14495779
Superior robot maid is quite literally prepared for everything with all that ammunition.

>>14495777
OH
GOD
YES

>>14495777
Barb is a fucking soldier and I'm glad he is at least critical of his own work too.

>>14495777
Dat ass
Dat legs

>>14495787
>Yeah but Mino produce milk after they get pregnant, unlike the Holsts
Were does it say that? They're technically holst types.

>>14495706
N-no u. thanks man

>>14495712
Yeah, you're 100% right, I gotta mix it up. Thanks for the feedback anon, much appreciated.

>>14495709
>>14495713
S-sorry. Command and Conquer was never really my jam though, I was more of a Homeworld 2 kinda guy.

>>14495777
When I was younger, I had a sort-of recurring dream about having sex in a huge bubble of jelly. Kind of like that one scene from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, except lewd, I suppose.

I'm glad there's a monstergirl out there who can cater to whatever mental aberration it is that blights me so.

If I were to make a criticism of the art, I'd say the line of her stomach looks a little too flat when viewed from this angle. I absolutely adore every detail of that ass and the bubble she's slipping into. It'd be even better if it had a shinier appearance, but I suppose Barb's stule in this drawing doesn't lend itself to that.

>>14495777
>mature big bottomed Barometz
Bless Barb.

>>14495777
unf

>>14495777
>"Ara ara~ care for a bounce, young man?~"

>>14495756
bully

>>14495837
She looks so fucking smug, she knows how great her ass is.

>>14495837
>you will never lick a mature Baromtez' fruity sweat as she rubs herself all over you in order to claim you as her hsuband

>You will never defeat a Minotaur in combat and make her your wife.
>You will never do this with multiple other monster girls and build up your own battle harem

>>14495849
lick up*
husband*
Dammit.

>>14495850
Thank god. I'd have to kill myself even if I just had fantasies like that.

>>14495774
What monster girl would it be though?
You would want a Titania in a too small skirt and bra would you?

>>14495767
>On the internet no one knows you're literally slime

>>14495804
>They're technically holst types.
Actually holsts are technically minotaur types. I think the back story goes that holsts are domesticated minotaurs, so it makes sense that what he said would be the case.

>>14495850
>You will never realize this was a big mistake when all the daughterus are born and force you into banditry to feed them all

>>14495850
MGE Minotaur carries around a chain, I like the thought of her using it to help capture other monster girls and hold them down while they get the dick.

The best first step would be to get her to help capture a Unicorn, Bicorns have their ways with building harems.

>>14495840
A maid shouldn't have to wear something that short in this cold weather.

>>14495858
Shit taste.

>>14495864
That's why you build up a fortune working as Mercenaries before impregnating them.

>>14495850
>Wanting a battle harem instead of a cuddle harem

>>14495883
>Not having a battle harem that loves to cuddle

>>14495885
Battle in the day, cuddle in the night?

>>14495897
Yes.

>>14495883
Every harem is a cuddle harem, the question is merely whether or not they're good at anything else collectively.

>>14495726
>Jub Jub wub wub

>>14495804
Why does no one read Kenkou Cross Q&A ?
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Kenkou_Cross_Q%26A

Question 6: Can Minotaur change breast size and lactate too?

"Like human, each species of mamono can have individual difference. So there can be individuals with large breasts or small ones. Unlike Holstaurs, they can't be milked unless they get pregnant. The quantity and quality of their milk is no match to Holstaurs, but it is still delicious because they are mamonos of cow."

Would you fuck with a Witch?

>>14495914
No

>>14495850
Good, it's shit

>>14495914
Well, I tried once, but then she used some 'dragon slave' spell and I nearly died in the fiery explosion.

>>14495914
No, but I would a Kejourou.

>>14495700
Would have been better as a Jinko.

You know...because TIGER SHOT TIGER SHOT TIGER SHOT TIGER SHOT TIGER KNEE TIGER UPPERCUT TIGER SHOT TIGER SHOT

>>14495965
>tfw no Jinko waifu that squeaks every time she crouches.
It's unfair.

>All the shitposting happened while I wasn't here to contribute with some baits
Oh well.

>>14495965
But she isn't an option.

>>14495700
Did I accidentally inspire a new waifu with that shitty gamestore thing?

>>14495914
I'd fuck that witch.

I remember a time where I kept pulling witches from roulettes. It was okay, but I've always had a thing against prepubescents.

>>14495982
It's been a while since I've seen this one.

>>14495914
Bayo is a slut who has all kinds of infections.

>>14495850
>Having such glorious tastes

>>14495975
Could always spoil the new Star Wars movie.
Its shit

>>14495883
>>14495885
>>14495897
A Combat Cuddle Harem, huh? I think it has potential.

Of course, off the battlefield, they're all your loving wives, the bonds of love holding the family together equally.
But on the battlefield, they'd all take on different roles.

The team leader yeti, with strength and combat prowess matched only by her kindness and heart.
The powerhouse jinko, who'll fight like a beast to protect those she loves without hesitation even if she is scared by almost everything.
The transporter jubjub, with wings so large and soft, she can carry your whole harem by the legs and still drift like a cloud. She could even wrap up the whole harem with them and sing you all to sleep, too.
The anubis tactitian, who frets over so much as a scratch on either you or or wives, and who's strategies will never fail to tip the scales and snatch victory from even the fiercest jaws of defeat. Often the last to join a cuddle puddle, as she's too busy working out what the optimal placement is in while everyone else jumps in.
The kitsune spellcaster, old beyond ages, and with all nine tails to show for it. Always calm and serene, and a frequent voice of wisdom and comfort for the whole harem. Mere words can't do justice to the heaven that swallows you up when she pulls you, along with the entire harem, into the magical realm of her tails, casting a level 9 spell of Total Rapture as she goes.
The wendigo survivalist. An expert at surviving and thriving in the wild, and even able to change the outside colour of her cloak to match her surroundings. Inside her cloak is a lightless dimension of furs, pillows and quilts that seems to be infinite in capacity, and yet never so spacious as to let two people completely move away from each other. Expect a lot of blind kissing, groping, giggling and whispering when you take your harem in here.
The weresheep medic, who's wool has soothing and healing properties. A full night's sleep snuggled next to her will heal any wound and cure any illness, short of broken bones and deeper injuries, which might require a little more work. She's happy and excitable, even with her wool unsheared, and loves, oddly enough, to hang about the anubis and jinko most frequently.
And, of course, the dormouse... dormouse. She mostly just sleeps, passed around onto the shoulders of your harem. She's arguably not very good in a fight, but you love her nonetheless, and she loves you all more than words mumbled in a dream can express. The kitsune says she can use her psychic powers to peer into the dormouse's dreams, and tells you that all of them are of the little mouse girl being at the center of the harem's adoration.

Pssst, hey you.
Want a REAL maid? Come try Roomba-chan. She'll suck those Kikimoras and Shoggoths up, I gaurantee you.

Upon going to bed, you have a dream where you are visited an entity bathed In light who is willing to summon an MG of your choice into this world with no absolute consequence or price, as a gift of sorts. When you wake, you will find her on your bed, deep asleep. She has no memory, acts the age, and must be wooed. Initially, they will be friendly to you, but you must be cautious as you may drive them away from your home. Being summoned into this world, the one you summon will be the only one in the world, so the public may become concerned with their external appearance should they go outside and be seen. You must summon one, or lose all memory of MGs and become oblivious to their existence, even with vivid explanations, games and various works.

Who shall it be?

>>14496029
Why doesn't she have a knife taped to her head like a REAL roomba-chan would.

>>14496032
Mindflayer.

>>14496026
This right here is exactly how mercenary bands are born as a family business.

>>14496029
Is she the final boss battle to Kiki-chan's adventures?

>>14496032
If I'm allowed to bend the rules, then the Demon Lord or a Echidna to make more Monstergirls. If that's forbidden, then my waifu.

>>14496032
The obvious choice is my waifu.

So I'll pick a loli echidna instead. We'll bring a new generation of love into this world, even if it's one that can never be shown to the public.

>>14496032
>into this world
I'd rather not bring my waifu into this shitty 3D world, can't I go to hers instead?

>>14496029
Clearly the superior choice.

>>14496026
What about a Tanuki to take care of inventory management, fees, payroll and other things?

>>14495652
Sweater yetis with no meaty paws

>>14496078
What makes you think that a proud vampire will that that mysterious boy that wants to be a servant for her in?

>>14496026
>no wurm standard bearer
>no kobold mascot girl or any equally cutie

>>14496066
Why would she be the final boss when she is absolutely superior in every way?

Shoggoths and Kikimora's have nothing on the power of Roomba-chan and her many sisters.

You wouldn't refuse her request to help charge her, would you?

I may need more mamonos in sweaters to get through the season.

>>14496101
Sweater yeti pawjobs
http://i.imgur.com/P4VP3yD.png

>>14495659
I like this

>>14496100
Because I'm a misterious good looking boy that without apparent reason wants to serve her and voluntarily! She would be curious enough to let me in.

Or I could play the waifu card and I say she will recognize me as her husbando because since she's my waifu we're made for each other.

>>14496143
and we're made*

>>14496112
I would charge Roomba-chan every night.
Would she keep out the scary Kikimoras and Shoggoths, who keep trying to barge in?

>>14496148
Of course anon! You will never have to worry about any scary girls ever again. Just embrace your cute Roomba-chan and never worry about anything again.

She'll take care of all your needs.

>>14496117
>Ushi-Oni with her hands on her hips looking all smug because she managed to make a passable sweater for the first time
>Some parts are slightly uneven but it holds together and fits her at least
>Her expression says that she wants praise and she pushes her chest out proudly
[ ]Praise the spider
[ ] Praise the spider

I want to eiffel tower my Kobold daughteru with my waifu! I'll be behind her fucking her pussy while my waifu makes her give oral to her strapon!

>>14496163
>[x]Praise the spider

CAUTION: Do not click

>>14496162
>Roombas scare Devil bugs
I want one.

>>14496179
Jokes on you, I have an extension that shows images when I hover on links!

>>14495673
wife slime is love.

>>14496163
Well if she's capable of being civil
[X]jump on the spider's back, wrap one arm around her waist and apply headpats while nuzzling her handiwork

>>14496179
I clicked and I am happy.
What are you going to do now anon ?

>>14496163
>[x] kiss the spider gently on the nose.

>>14496029
>Roomba monster girl starts working at Anon's home
>There's already a Kikimora and a Shoggoth there who are locked in a cold war that Anon is oblivious to
>The Roomba girl gets to work, happy to be of service
>She walks into the dining room, where the Kikimora and Shoggoth had already crossed paths and were locked in a stare down
>She pays them no mind and starts sweeping and dusting
>They notice her and slowly break eye contact as they turn to face her
>After several silent minutes, the Kikimora speaks up
>"And just who the fuck are you supposed to be?"
>Without missing a beat, the Roomba girl gives a cherry reply
>"Oh, hello! I just started today, my name's Rachel. I hope we get along!"
>"I'm fighting the urge to kill her." mutters the Shoggoth
>"Get in line, bitch." the Kikimora mutters in response
>The Roomba girl is already back to her cleaning, humming with a smile on her face
>As the Kikimora and the Shoggoth stare daggers at the new girl, Anon walks in
>"Oh good, you've already met. I'd like the two of you to show the ropes around here and make her feel at home."
>"Yes master!" the Kikimora and Shoggoth happily reply in unison
>"I have to head out for a bit though, so can you give her a tour in my place?"
>"Yes, of course!" they again reply
>With that, Anon leaves
>As soon as the door closes, the Shoggoth grumbles "I'll show her a rope alright..."
>Nobody knows what actually happened that day the Roomba girl showed up at Anon's home, but one thing is for sure
>The Kikimora and Shoggoth's cold war has ended, and the Roomba's reign of cheery terror had begun

>>14496179
Glad I didn't listen, Oomukades are love.

>>14496179
Cheer up, 'pede
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WphgF4egpIo

>>14496188
Ushis can be civil when it means they get praised in return. Doesn't mean they don't be beasts in the bedroom though.

>>14496179
oh my fuck

the cutest

>>14496200
Continue please

>>14496204
They're dumb.

>>14496179
Yeah, but what if she was brown?

>>14496239
They're not the brightest that's for sure, they're paranoid that a man would leave someone as cute as them and often kiss him causing them get hit by their venom despite knowing it's their only weakness.

That's all part of the lovely package though.

Centipedes are terrifying.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVzpGcdiqZE

>>14496259
>cupids
I AM A ROCK
I AM AN ISLAND

>>14496260
>Centipedes are terrifying.
A Centipede can fuck up a spider much bigger than it, imagine how terrifying an Oomukade could be seeing they're bigger than humans.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYm5YiGn-u8

You're making me want to post centipede handling videos, guys.

>>14496287
Why don't you do it ?

>>14496287
I want a Centipede to handle me!

Being wrapped in her body and treated like the centre of her universe as she showers me in kisses would be a dream come true. I'm such a deviant.

Why is horse pussy so slow? What kinda monsters would like to go FAST?

>>14496301
A hedgehog girl!

I want to pour glitter on my vampire waifu and watch her get flustered and yell at me!

>>14496283
She would give us terrifying but charming hugs and kisses.

>>14496287
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WG4Fe6y2G5o

this guy has a whole slew of friendly centipede handling, if anyone's actually interested in that

also fuck you captcha, that WAS all the pies in those pictures

>>14496312
You've been having captcha problems too?

>>14496303
Do you think a snek would want to go fast?

>>14496301
>What kinda monsters would like to go FAST?
Raijus or Wendigos.

>>14496301
Beelzebub, cockatrice, giant slug a number of girls we never seem to talk about.

Werewolves on dirt bikes.

>>14496294
What if she gets too excited and pumps you full of venom?

>>14496317
>You've been having captcha problems too?
Same here.

>>14496200
>Already have a Kikimora and a shoggot
>Still gets a roomba-chan
This is the most evil anon i have ever seen, i think he just like to see his maids catfight between them.

That or he has a really big house.

>>14496333
Actually, I'd love to see that.

>you will never hear your monster girl waifu squeal in orgasmic ecstasy

>>14496333
Getting bitten is part of my plan. Next up would be kissing her and engaging in venom fuelled lewdness and laying there cuddling in the afterglow.

Also you guys weren't kidding about the captcha being a jerk.

>>14496344
I have no idea what a roomba-chan looks like so I just imagined a kiki and a shoggoth face to face with a roomba wearing a frill headress bumping at their legs.

>>14496360
A couple pics were posted earlier by >>14496029 and >>14496112

The world guides are honestly more arousing than the profiles to me. All this talk about how monsters are basically built to fuck and base their whole society around it makes me want to write a story about a human getting trapped in a monster city or a city being transformed into one.

>>14496403
>keep your eyes forward
>keep your pace even
>just three more blocks before you hit the city limits
>come on friend
>you got this
>don't get a boner
>they can smell arousal
>they can smell it

>>14496403
It would be cool to see what would happen if a really dense man gets trapped in a monster city.

Like he goes around always misinterpreting everything and is constantly saved from rape by sheer luck.

>>14496318
Gotta run fast

>>14496437
Ah yes, the "Dense Paladin" gambit. Always a classic.

Remember that greentext where the Demon Lord's dad was a brilliant idiot, too?

>>14496421
>You'll never get caught and dragged into an alley by a gang of monstergirls.
>They'll never throw you into the back of a truck with a mattress and take turns raping you senseless for the rest of the night.
>You'll never be the gang's communal husband.
Why do I have this boner? God damn it, why do I want this?

>>14496446
Because you're a cheap slut.

>>14496444
I want to see her smash through a snow mound without slowing down

>You'll never marry a Tanuki and be a Yakuza husband

>>14496446
I'm not a slut! I just want to be gangbanged by Werewolves, Hellhounds, Minotaurs, Succubi, Manticores, Cheshire Cats, Kakuens an- actually now that I think about it, I kind of am a slut aren't I?
It's not my fault that my fearboner is so strong that being raped is one of my fetishes.

>>14496460
Only if she's tiny and tubby

>>14496444
>There's only one wendigo there
>"Have I been hugging an afterimage this whole time?"

>>14496464
Whoops, responded to the wrong post.
Meant to respond to >>14496453

>>14496460
>You will never be a Yakuza and marry the Tanuki you just intimidated into paying protection

Why live?

>>14496446
>>14496464
Posts like this make me wonder how many people are actually attracted to monsters, and how many are really just into role reversal at the social and societal level.

I think most straight guys would find this at least somewhat arousing even if it were just normal human women.

>>14496403
>All these people telling stories about insta rape around every corner in monster cities
>implying most of the sex doesnt come from seduction
>super humanly gorgeous monsters strutting around wearing clothes designed to accentuate their best features
>constantly flirty and romantic, come home to letters from secret admirers almost every other day
>Holstrus giving you 'home made' milk, starts jiggling her boobs subconsciously when she notices you staring
>Monsters sitting outside a grocery store going out of their way to make their Popsicle eating as erotic as possible

>>14496471
The fact that I'm a massive Xenophile probably influences my desire to fuck Monstergirls. I like the exotic aspects of them, Like a Hellhound's skin, a Cheshire Cat's powers, and a Manticore's tailpussy.
But yeah, I'm also a switch who leans a bit towards femdom, so the role reversal is a big part of it too. I wouldn't enjoy getting gangbanged by a bunch of desperate paladin girls as much, but I'd still enjoy it.

>>14496471
Not him, I'm attracted to both and yes I'd be attracted to the same with human women as long as they're 2D

>>14496471
I am into this mostly by the exotic feeling, and the implications of having a waifu who is not of your same race.

I mean, monster girls probably have daily problems that humans don't have depending on their race, like not being able to fit through doors and stuff.

>>14496471
I was attracted to monster girls from the whole supernatural sex demon thing.

>>14496471
I like both.

>>14496473
>walking down the beach, thinking of having some fun in the ocean
>constantly get monster trying to get you to rub sunscreen on lewd parts
>team of amazons playing beach volleyball, perfect muscles glistening in the sun
>playing against a group of elves, bodies jiggling and shaking as they move
>you swear to god you feel something rubbing your junk whenever you get in the water, probably a mermaid or something
>need to get rid of boner before you march home to avoid people offering to take care of it and going into sticky detail on how they could

>>14496512
Me too. I'm just noticing a trend of how most of the fantasies that get brought up involve role reversal, being treated like sex objects by powerful women, etc. and how most of the natural augments that MGs possess happen to be conducive to femdom.

Makes you wonder how many of the people in here could get where they need to go just fine with the help of some good dom-sub play.

>>14496455
>couple feet of snow on the ground
>everything closed
>hear an F1 engine sound outside
>there can't possibly be any cars going down the roads, especially not F1 cars
>carefully walk outside
>strong gust of wind blows by
>4 foot high Wendigo shaped hole in the snow all the way down the street
>walk up to the Wendigo hole
>muffled awawawas coming from the next block over

>>14496179
She actually looks kind of cute when she isn't drawn like a disgusting Watamote-tier NEET

>>14496525
Good times.

>>14496530
Only if it's gentle and tender.

>>14496539
We need more Monster Girls at the beach

>>14496545
Of course. Gentle femdom is easily the most tasteful and romantic of all fetishes. No need to spoil it with unnecessary masochism.

Adding exotic elements like fluffy tails, gentle constriction or aphrodisiac venom to the mix only makes it better.

>>14496535
Exactly, such impressive creatures

>want to do a serious of writefagings
>would basically be a visitors guide to MGC, explain some of the ups and downs of living with monsters give dating advice from both perspectives and so on
>individual sections would be to small for a pastebin, to big for greentext post

>>14496575
You could make a short introduction where maybe a character or two is vaguely established, then have one of those characters narrate or otherwise list off those points within that context.

A guy could air his grievances with living in MGC, while the Raiju that's stalking him could offer counterpoints, for example.

>>14496530
Eh. Human women just wouldn't do it for me. There's the lack of monster parts, and the lack the raw power and control many monsters have.

>>14496586
It was mostly going to be experts from books, slightly cheesy at times. Probably just end up posting the first and then adding them on and posting again.

>In Buddhism, the Tiger and the Dragon are equal beings
>The Ōmukade was a creature that dragons feared and could not kill, even with their divine abilities. Eventually, after the Ōmukade had killed many dragons, a hero was called upon who shot it with arrows

A story about a jinko and an oomukade teaming up to take down an evil dragon tyrant might be interesting, given all the background there.

>>14496128
What is this from?

>>14496607
Mekakucity Actors, aka Vocaloid Snake Bullshit

>>14496627
Isn't that the anime/novel/pop song series about people with magical eye powers?

>>14496633
The very same.

>>14496627
thanks anon.

9k words in and I don't detest my story yet.
I may actually have things to give.

>>14496672
I don't care.

It feels good to be home.

>>14496672
You can do it. Just get into that rhythm. It's like working out. Eventually just putting words down feels rewarding.

>>14496360
Kek

>>14496686
how would you wife a Dark Priest?
what would life with a Dark Priest be like?

>>14495756
sleep in the arms of

I want to smack a moth girls ass
And kylo ren kills his father, han solo a Cheshire cat

>>14496471
Actually this is a bizzare fantasy that is near universally hated by nearly everyone not on 4chan.

This ultra-submissiveness is unique to this place and honestly rather queer.

>>14496701
It would be like the town bycicle.

>>14496715
Role reversal or monstergirls?

>>14496714
I too wish to warn a Cheshire about a terrible movie.
Maybe we would just stay in and Watch Air Plane or the smoking gun movies

>>14496701
>How
Flash your dick at the nearest nun, if she doesn't recoil in horror she's a Dark Priest and you may enter phase two
>life with a dark priest
Strict yet loose, first comes a morning prayer to the Fallen God, consecrating your penis in oil and engaging in worship, followed by a thorough inspection and preparation for daily mass, thanking your her lord for the thickness and burliness of it, how it penetrates and rubs every angle just right, how firm and unyielding it is as her tongue lolls about, her walls gripping you with fury as she clasps her hands together and throws her head back, singing litanies to your vigor and the syrupiness of your seed as it blesses her womb with warmth and love. Then after a healthy breakfast and some cuddling it's time to spread the gospel of the fallen god. It's a simple yet fulfilling life.

>>14496029
Japan...

>>14496715
>ultra-submissiveness
Just say submissiveness.

>>14496163
[x] Cower before running off into the night like a madman

>>14496745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3Z8NU5ImK0

>>14496725
Mostly role reversal, though also monstergirls to a certain extent. Especially the ones with the magical rape powers like the manticore.you guys like to talk about how monstergirls would take over the earth but I have no doubt manticores would be wiped from almost the entire earth out of hatred if they were real.

>>14496736
No. It is ultra-submissiveness. Liking being the bottom partner is one thing. Being a bit of a softie another. Femdom further still. But being gang raped for weeks by hundreds of magical, evil creatures? That's so far down the weird hole, you wouldn't be able to see light from the top.

>>14495850
You are my nigger from here to the ends of eternity.

>>14496143
>I'm good looking

>>14496179
[x]Savage
Sexually

>>14496758
Like I've said before, being a manslut is healthy and natural.

business wock

>>14495965
soon.jpeg

>>14495983
Pretty much. I've been thinking about making a jinko, oni, or even an amazon oc donut steel. Maybe a few, idk.

>>14496778
I think this is your best looking work yet.

>>14496778
I like seeing how you improve from piece to piece. You keep getting better.

>>14496778
That's a nicely drawn pair of tits.

>>14495659
>not actually getting the pizza you ordered
I'd be pissed.

>>14496251

>>14496758
>magical rape powers
What's so magical? The fleshlight tail, the strength, or the Viagra venom? Their physical attributes are no more impossible then many of the other MGs.

>gang-raped
that single anon that occasionally posts that shit obviously reflects the thread as a whole.

>>14496778
This is better. Really good.
It still has the sameish eyes, though, but the head looks better.

>>14496774
You do you man.

>>14496795
>The fleshlight tail, the strength, or the Viagra venom?
All three.

>>Their physical attributes are no more impossible then many of the other MGs
Staying that the entire canon is absurd does not somehow make it less absurd.

>>Their physical attributes are no more impossible then many of the other MGs
You're new here aren't you?

>>14496758
I didn't know that one person wanting to be gangraped made everyone ultra submissive.

>>14496793
https://i.imgur.com/NXaFxR4.png

Can thighs ever be TOO thick?

>>14496804
>this whole post
If everything is absurd then there is little point in debating which is more absurd.

>You're new here aren't you?
I was going to ask you the same thing. You must have missed the memo:
they all have magical rape powers.

>>14496778
That's one nice thick Wock, I want to be her assistant

By which I mean I hope she molests and takes advantage of me at work

Seriously though, amazing work.

>>14496805
>do you know where you are
If you want to dominate monstergirls you are an alpha wannabee that beats women.
If you want to be submissive you wear frilly dresses and like being called Erica.
If you like succubi you like NTR.
If you like lolis you're a pedo.

And so on and so on.

>>14496811
Who is this tallywacker tickler?

>>14496769
Yes I am. For 3DPD standards at least.

>>14496814
But if she does that, you'll both have to stay late at work.

>>14496820
>put source in the filename
>people still ask for source
Why the fuck do I even bother?

>>14496758
>this reeks of bait

You see her sleeping in a corner. What do?

>>14496821
Best girl, too bad made the cons far outway the pros with her.

Thanks Crabman.

>>14496821

>>14496822
Well that means I'll have to be reprimanded, won't I?

>>14496826
Keep walking.
Dog girls>cat girls

>>14496817
That last one's true though. People who insist there's some kind of difference just say that to make themselves feel better because of the stigma attached to the term "Pedophile".

>>14496833
Oh boy here we go.

>>14496826
Punch her right in the vagina.

>>14496824
I'm not into Yu-Gi-Oh mang, I just find the girls fapable
>>14496826
Bang metal pot loudly.
Hyphen?

>>14496833
While I agree, prepare for the shit-posting brigade

>>14496830
Well you'll have to do it on your own time, you're wasting enough work time as it is.

>>14496827
>Best girl
Eh,not sure if she's best girl but I'd put her in the top 3 along with Tio and Miia

What would happen if a really successful Tanuki meets the most austere man in earth?

>>14496826
Slut! Sleeping with her legs wide open like that! Like one of my dogs that sleeps with its belly up just begging to be pet!

>>14496844
Meer a shit, although I'll agree with you on Tio.

>>14496846
She doesn't buy him, she buys a different husband.

>>14496855
Fight me faggot

>>14496842
But she's the boss, shouldn't it be her job to help me after hours to ensure I'm the best worker I am? Even if it cuts into her Japanese Cartoon time. If it frustrates her, she's more than allowed to take her frustration out on me.

>>14496805
New here, hmm?

>>14496812
>If everything is absurd then there is little point in debating which is more absurd.
Your point? This is an absurd product for absurd people

>they all have magical rape powers.
Yeah, no fucking shit son, that's literally my entire point, manticore is just our most well known example.

>>14496825
>I don't agree with it, and my IQ is 13, so I'll call it bait

>>14496858
I don't have to, I can sit here smugly while I judge your bad taste in monster girls.

>>14496866
>I don't agree with it, and my IQ is 13, so I'll call it bait
Trolls submissives
Talks of exterminating manticores
Shit posts

Nope. Definitely not bait.

>>14496846
>be monk or somesuch
>just want to live a simple life of meditation, good deeds and training
>catch the eye of some tanuki one day
>she offers to buy you
>turn her down
>she doesn't like that, not one bit
>have to beat up her ogre bodyguards
>you'd think she'd back off, but no, all you did was flip her fucking switch
>starts trying to spoil you with lavish gifts, every time you return to your little shack there's gold, silks, robes and all other manner of goods outside
>just give them away
>get famous
>your "wealth" starts attracting bandits and people who would like to defeat you to impress the tanuki, in order to win her favor
>no fucking rest ever

Being a man in MGE is suffering.

>>14496858
Sure thing, cocksucker. Meet me at 1441 Highland Ave, Los Angeles, CA 90028

>>14496701
>what would life with a Dark Priest be like?
Heaven.
Lewd as a succubus but since they are literally devoted to lewdness it takes whatever form you could want, be it super dominate submissive or somewhere in between.

>>14496875
You gonna get rekt, son. These guys, they're crazy.

>>14496882
>los angeles
You mean the other guy right?

>>14496860
You're already cutting into productivity every time she drags you into a broom closet. So the best solution would be to work at work and do everything else at her place.

>>14496874
*if you have any goals other than getting a waifu
Or if you have kids.

You guys seem kinda dead, is everything okay?

>>14496904
>tries to have you beaten into submission
The good life

>>14496908
I've come to a horrible realization
my waifu isn't real and never will be

>>14496873
>buzzwords
>smokescreen tactics
>complains of shitposting while being the only one shitposting
>ignores he discussion to trigger himself because he's so righteous
Go away.

>>14496914
She's real in your heart, anon.

>>14496908
Just about to eat dinner.

>>14496910
Since when did we get your kind of masochism here?

>>14496910
Not much different from modern everyday life.

>>14496908
More often than not the threads start of slow prior to reaching the bump limit.

>>14496874
>She starts spoiling you with gifts
>As the austere masterrace that you are you always find some use for the trash she gives you.
>Use that really expensive looking robe to wipe your table before dinner
>Use that gold bar as a hammer, you even built it a makeshift handle
>Use that incredibly big diamond as a door stopper
>Whenever bandits comes around you give them that "i wish i could give you the moon" buddhist crap and do nothing while they rob you because you sincerely don't care about that stuff

You need to step up your game.

>>14496873
Nothing wrong with exterminating shit girls and cunts.

>>14496901
Oh fine then, but she's not fun. If we're just going to do fun stuff at home, I might as well move in with her to make sure we have enough time together.

>>14496927
That's like, subjective, anon.

>>14496926
>Whenever bandits comes around you give them that "i wish i could give you the moon" buddhist crap and do nothing while they rob you because you sincerely don't care about that stuff
Was fine till here, being a pacifist don't mean being a bitch, and I think you missed the faggots trying to beat you up so they can woo the tanuki.

Tall
Busty
Familiars

>>14496927
That's not what I meant.

I meant that if manticores were real, the general public would universally scorn them. People would go /crusades/ on their asses. The only ones that would survive would be those who kidnapped a bunch of masochists and ran off to live in some African jungle

>>14496940
Go on...

>>14496936
I have seen too many manticores come by these threads not to hate them at this point anon. It's me or them, I'm taking no prisoners.

>>14496916
>resorts to ad hominem attacks
>I'm the one ignoring the discussion and shitposting
Seems legit. You lost. Go kills yourself

>>14496950
Skwizzgar?

>>14496935
But she couldn't handle having a real boy a lewd as you around all day. You already tempt her enough.

>>14496924
Let me count all the times I've been beaten and raped:

>>14496937
Yeah missed that point, guess you can always do the crazy bum act and scare some of them or simply beat the crap out of them.

If i was on that kind of lifestyle though i would be the wandering type, kinda boring to live disconnected from the world always in the same place.

>>14496950
>no self awareness
>still shitposting


Keep it up laddie

>>14496955
It was more in a metaphorical sense.

>>14496944
We need to delolify this aberration of nature.

>>14496956
>wandering
And do what?

>>14496941
The general public would hate most monstergirls.

>>14496963
You heard him boys! I'll get the holst milk, someone else grab the rack! No, not her rack, you dolt! What are you even touching, the poor thing's flat as a board?

>>14496963
Yes, something I can get behind. I would gladly date a familiar, but the one thing that always prevented me was that they were lolis. This man's cause, I can gladly get behind.

>>14496965
Life off the land, see new places and gather knowledge from your travels, you know, all that spiritual shit since i don't really care for material stuff.

>>14496966
Just the "ugly" and demony ones I think.

>>14496963
>yandere onee-chan type black furred cat Familiar with those bedroom eyes Chiquita from Jormungand has
>specializes in dark magic and shit

>>14496983
Fuck, didn't mean to post that image.

>>14496966
Because most are rapists and all are at least destructive.

>tfw want to write healing
>been gone so long and out of practice
Plus tired as fuck from spending all day at the dctor

>>14496994
Would it involve onee-sans?

>>14496981
Then there's the lolis, the more monstrous ones, the more aggressive ones, the ones with venoms or poisons, the undead, the ones that convert human women, the more powerful ones, and the ones that advocate debauchery . Oh, and even the ones that weren't any of those might be hated for being weird and inhuman.

>>14496990
>holsts
>kobolds
>kikis
>nureonago
>mermaids
>Cyclops
>rapists and destructive
You wot? No really, we should take stock of how many of the girls are rapists as per the profiles.

>>14496954
Well not with that attitude she won't. It's almost like she's begging me to stay over for a night and wake her up in the morning with a naked apron and breakfast.

>>14496998
It would, hugs and headpats by a loving caring oneechan who will make all the bad things go away for her otouto.

>>14497000
We don't deserve them anyway.

>>14497000
>lolis
Explain
>monstrous
Like ushi oni and chimera, yeah, I can see that
>venom
Actually, I think they could have the saving grace of their poisons being used to treat chronic pain and such
>the undead
True
>convert human women
That's all of them though
>powerful
Eh
>advocate debauchery
Only in the bible belt and middle east

>>14497004
Then he won't be able to concentrate at work at all.

>>14497001
All of these use either latent magic or random rape sessions to get it on doofus.

>>14497023
Holsts only rape if they're unmilked and ignored, kikis have you rape THEM, I doubt men would complain, and who cares what the other side thinks?

>>14497000
>advocate debauchery
Kek
Modern society praises and cherish debauchery, how that is a problem?

>Be 2 in the morning
>Hear the sound of a window breaking from downstairs
>Fearing a burglar or worse: a rapist, you take your bat and carefully descend the stairs
>What you find is a loli kiki cleaning your kitchen
>Says she followed you from the market earlier that day because she thought you could use a hand
>Couldn't open the door so she had to be "creative" with her entrance
>When you turn for the phone to call the police she stops you
>With puppy eyes she begs you not to call them

what do?

>>14497038
I have a problem then. I'm all for dom girls but I wouldn't say no to a loli kiki begging me.

>>14497038
Ask her to clean up the mess, then proceed to call the police while she's distracted.

>>14497038
I dunno man, last time we let a stray Kikimora stay with us she drugged and robbed us.
She can stay, but she's not allowed to make me any drinks or food for a while.

>>14497038
Spank her for breaking my window, ask about her parents.

>>14497017

>Explain
They look just like kids. I don't think explaining that they're much older then they look and have the minds of adults would convince many.

>Actually, I think they could have the saving grace of their poisons being used to treat chronic pain and such
But they would still use it on men. Would the public really want to use rape drugs to cure pain?

>That's all of them though
But some of them are better and do it more often then others, like dark matters.
>Eh
Humans are used to being the big hots on the planet. Having creatures that easily overstep our boundaries would scare people.
>Only in the bible belt and middle east
Because they're the only ones against hardcore orgies that last for days, or anything else the followers of the fallen God and the other extremist monstergirls like?

>>14497035
Not the same types of debauchery.

>>14496970
Milk doesn't work on lolis, it only makes them chubby

>>14497038
Well, she has a lot of hard work ahead to make up for breaking the window, plus a spanking every day until she has enough to fix it. Then, once her debt is repaid, we can renegotiate. If she does well and is a good girl I may even offer her a permanent contract.

>>14497038
But I live on the bottom floor. Is this a dream sequence?

>>14497038
Irrumate.

>>14497060
That's your answer to anything small and cute.

>>14497027
>they only rape SOMETIMES

>>14497049
>They look just like kids. I don't think explaining that they're much older then they look and have the minds of adults would convince many.
The way they speak would be a dead giveaway, if that's not enough, fuck 'em
>But they would still use it on men.
And? It's not like they're addictive, only bubble slimes do that
>Would the public really want to use rape drugs to cure pain?
You've never seen someone die from cancer have you?
>But some of them are better and do it more often then others, like dark matters.
Dark matters are rare anyway, but I see your point
>Because they're the only ones against hardcore orgies that last for days, or anything else the followers of the fallen God and the other extremist monstergirls like?
Yes, people hold themselves back because of the "morals" they're taught growing up, you really gonna tell me you don't ever feel the urge to cover yourself in chocolate syrup and have a drunken three way with the cute cashier that always gives you googly eyes at the grocery store and her very well endowed boss? Everyone wants to cut loose at least once in a while anon. You wouldn't be human otherwise.

>Mixing monstergirls and the real world
>Again
When will you people learn.

>>14497064
Yes, and they give health boosting milk, a positive, unlike let's say a manticore, that just drugs the shit out of you till you can't take her tailpussy off your dick.

>>14497067
>discussing monstergirls in the monstergirl thread
>stop it! I'm a backseat mod and I won't allow relevant discussion!

>>14497054
Nice design

>>14497072
It's still rape.
Are you really so stupid you think rape is okay so long as I get a nice drink afterwards?

>>14497067
Oh sorry, should we post "I want to touch fluffy tail!" for the ten billionth, five hundred millionth, six hundred and thirty six thousandth, one hundred and fourteenth time?

>>14497040
>>14497041
>>14497046
>>14497048

>Before you can respond she starts to blurt all about this orphanage and how she doesn't want to go back there
>With tears in her eyes she says that she's already a big kiki who can have her very own master
>Says that she will clean her mess if you forgive her

Do you still call the police?

I'm not even sure where the hell i was going with this, i just thought the whole loli invasion was funny, curse you writer's block

>>14497038
Get a shog to chase her off.
Magically having a downstairs might mean I have one already.

>>14497076
Nigga where the fuck do you think you are? Also monstergirls can do more than RAPE, you know.

>>14497080
Why doesn't she want to go back?

>>14497083
I know where I am and I don't like it
Well, I do like it, but not the rape part.

>>14497078
Calm down, weenie. It's only one, wafer-thin shitpost.

>>14497080
Well, I definitely can't say no to her now. Orphanages do sound like awful places.
She can stay, and I won't call the cops, but she's still not allowed to serve me beverages or food.
Ain't getting drugged and robbed again.

>>14497083
Last time I checked the was the monster girl thread. We're not all here for MGE's shit writing.

>>14497092
Waffles aren't thin enough.

>>14497092
>weenie
Motherfucker I will cut you.

>>14497096
>>14497089
Oh, it's you faggots. Fuck this I'm out.

>>14497096
There's truth in this too.

Domesticated manticore when?
Removing her venom glands can't be that hard.

>>14497099
Settle down now Oscar Mayer.

>>14497078
>should we post "I want to touch fluffy tail!"
Truth be told, I don't believe anyone has posted stuff like that in a while.

>>14497095
What's with this trauma about lolis? are flat chests that scary?

>>14497096
Not this shit again

>>14497095
>>14497046
Did I miss something?

>>14497103
Gbai triggerfag.

>>14497099
Maybe you need some cole slaw to cool down, Frank.

>>14497115
Not him but Coleslaw is gross

>>14497107
>>14497110
It's not trauma with lolis, it's with a similar situation quite a while ago with a full-grown Kikimora where she somehow got into the house.
The cops were called, but were turned away at the last minute. We then drank the Kikimora's tea, we passed out, and turned out that she robbed us.

>>14497111
Not him, but I'll assume you're the same anon that got rumpragnaroked at people disliking Monmusu.

>>14497119
Now this is a pointless argument I can get behind!

How do you feel about pickled cabbage, son?

>>14497119
I will fight you.

>>14497104
Yeah, let's talk now about turning dom girls into subs at the same time we treat intelligent beings as pets, with also some guro on it.

What could go wrong?

>>14497099
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4Oe_nosQww

So what do you guys think about MGs having behavioral traits or habits from their monster counterparts? I mean like how a kikimora will sneak around your home while making you think you got mice running around. Or how if you accidentally leave your belt on the bed your going to have to try to get her out from behind the stove, as she's crying about being fired.

>>14497128
I'm for all that except the guro, muh always dom girlfags can get fucked.

>>14497126
That's fine.
I hate mayonnaise

>>14497127
I will fight you.
Get your deck Anon its time to D-d-d-d-d-duel!

>>14497104
But anon, that's like declawing a cat! She won't be able to survive in the wild if you do that to her!

>>14497049
>>14497066
With regards to the obligatorily loli monsters, I have to wonder which would make people freak out harder: guys voluntarily hooking up with adult females who look like little girls, or adult females who look like little girls charm-magicking men into hooking up with them when their preferences normally wouldn't run that way.

I honestly don't see civil society being down with the whole "turning otherwise normal men into pedophiles" thing, but I've always tried to be charitable in the assumption that loli monsters would only go after men who already swing that way. That being the case, though, marrying e.g. a witch is tantamount to a public confession of pedophilia. Do you think they'd make it illegal even if the monster is technically of age?

>>14497134
And to add to this sometimes she sits on your chest and watches you while you sleep.

>>14497119
Agreed.
>>14497126
>How do you feel about pickled cabbage, son?
That shit looks unappetizing.
Might as well attempt to derail this *dom argument in the dumbest way possible.