/jp/ - Otaku Culture

What the fuck? why did the thread get archived so early? the discussion was actually getting good.

Just as last thread was getting interesting.

>>14488996
Are MGE slut elves the same as the regular elves in their tree forts? Nope. They're so different, they immediately get weeded out of elven society. Incubization is the same thing applied to human men. KC specifies that incubization gives you monster values, and makes you like monsters even if you despised them before. He would call this "revealing your true emotions" or some such. Whether you buy that line is up to you.

Maids are olev

I want to find a monstergirl and escape with her away from all the trouble in the world.

>>14489018
My brother of supreme tastes.

>>14489013
But it's december.

>>14489017
>He would call this "revealing your true emotions" or some such. Whether you buy that line is up to you.
>implying that anybody doesn't already have an innate desire to fuck monster girls

Alps too lewd to be posted in the thread.

http://i.imgur.com/ABVfhxG.jpg

>>14489022
I p-panicked at how fast my thread died and made it in 10 seconds, there was no time to think

THERE WAS NO TIME TO THINK

>>14489023
You may be right, but I don't think it's an innate desire to fuck ALL monstergirls. Only some.

So yeah, unless you think mindbreaks a thing, I don't think humans becoming incubi count as extinction. Sure, we'll change a bit with a different lifestyle and longevity, but our values will be the same. Our drive to create and better ourselves.

Still hate that term though.

>>14489013
did she just use "rattle me bones" as a sexual slur

>>14489017
>gives you monster values
You now have a monster's sex drive and are okay with the sight of loving couples going at it in public. Healthy naked bodies no longer gross you out, and you don't think that enjoying sex is a form of degeneracy.

>and makes you like monsters
Your wife's weird animal bits now turn you on the same way her tits and ass do.

THIS
IS
HORRIBLE

>>14489013
Why is she scared?

>>14489033
Get a load of this fag.

x is best girl

>>14489034
She's shy, try talking to her

Wan-wan!

>>14489037
Fuck you asshole, y is

>>14489039
That is not how counting works, young lady. You either mean "two" or "eleven."

>>14489038
Hello.

>>14489034
She looked in a mirror.

>>14489037
>all those things x does
>still no stories about it
Writefags please

>New thread is derailed before it even began by anons who can't just leave a pointless argument behind
Well fuck. Hopefully things'll be better in the mornin'.

>>14489038
I'm going to tell her a horror story.

>>14489048
I want to bully this anon!

>google the term "Wireheading" from last thread
>find this http://www.wireheading.com/
>they advocate this all this shit
What the fuck, this is like something right out of a sci-fi horror novel god damn.

>>14489048
>pointless argument behind
more interesting than the usual bullshit and endless "I wanna xxx the xxx," repetitive games, and shitposting.

>>14489048
>Muh pointless because porn logic
Kill yourself fence-sitter.

Reminder that there are plants that will kek you in this setting.

fairies

>>14489061
You keep saying this. To what do you refer?

>>14489061
What if I control the kekplants?

>>14489062
must be caged to control their lewd impulses.

>>14489061
KC's orgy/gangbang fetish poking its head up. Only slightly less prominent than his loli, corruption and public sex fetishes.

>>14489065
Just ignore the faggot.

>>14489055
The abolitionists are cool dudes and I'm totally on board with the spirit of their philosophy. Once they demonstrate a viable alternative to pain as an evolutionarily adaptive stimulus I will openly and vocally advocate for its removal from the human organism.

The only people I know who actually advocate wireheading are inveterate contrarians trying to score cheap philosopher cred by defending an outrageous position.

>>14489038
>She's lewd

Fixed

>>14489066
Doesn't happen, they're going to rape your wife, knock her up in one try and turn her into a plant loving slut.

>>14489065
He's talking about the tentacle forest that tentacle fucks your waifu to make her more easy to impregnate.

And now you made me remember N-Tree-R. Heh.

>>14489062
But that's a dragon

I desire a Will-O'-Wisp stalker.
By the way, does anyone have that twintailed Wisp from the previous thread?

>>14489080
Wasn't that added to the setting so you can have gangbangs without NTR?
Like the doppelganger potion?

>>14489077
>This anon is a kek even in his headcanon
Poor thing.

>>14489086
One has to wonder why he came into the Waifu thread and said that. Is his self esteem really that low?
I mean mine is pretty low, but I can at least be happy in my own fucking imagination. and be decent enough to not try to ruin anyone else's happiness imaginary or otherwise.

Magician Monster Girls in fishnet stockings and top hats when?

Magician Girl outfits are my fetish.

>>14489085
It pissed off the Demon Lord enough that she burnt half the place down...so no. She didn't see it that way. For KC it's as much not-NTR as there's not-mindbreak in the setting.

"They're just plants man, not even conscious. They don't count. Ignore the gallons of white fluid they expel. It will help your wife get pregnant with YOUR child."

I kid you not. That's the tentacle forest. But even by his own logic, it's basically bestiality.

>>14489061
>Reminder that there are plants that will kek you in this setting.

Nah.

They USED to be like that, until monsters came in and slaughtered 90% of the tentacle population. Now, tentacles are wise enough to not do anything more than help couples get off.

>>14489090
>Being happy in your imagination
>Being happy
Go outside you fucking nerd.

>>14489093
And they turned into cute girls too.

>>14489094
You act like you're any different.

You are now in this situation. What do you do?

>>14489093
You're a fucking moron if you believe that shit.

>>14489096
Please explain what's going on in this picture because I'm having a hell of a time trying to figure out.
Am I being snuck up on by a rape ghost?

>>14489096

None shall disturb my shitposting

>>14489092
>pissed off the Demon Lord enough that she burnt half the place down
>monsters came in and slaughtered 90% of the tentacle population

Bro, that's pretty metal.

>>14489092
>>14489093
When did this happen? Cite your sources.

>>14489098
There is a ghost behind you.

>>14489096
She could wait for me to get done.

>>14489096
>>14489105
With my luck, she'll be stuck behind me always, cursed to forever watch while I can never see her.

>>14489103
>Hasn't read World Guide 1

You should get on that.

>There are monsters who like the tentacle monster plants so much they harvest them and make living dildo clothes out of them

>>14489105
It's probably about to be like the opening of Ghostbusters then.
You know, the scene where a guy gets raped by a ghost offscreen? Fearboners are the best boners and nothing causes a fearboner like a ghost pinning you to the bed and forcing your dick into her spectral mouth.

>>14489097
>believe that shit

>You're a moron if you believe what an author says about the way his own fictional setting works

I'll admit KC is a bad writer and a lot of the stuff he thinks is happy and good would be horrible with real world logic and psychology applied to it, but if you're going to play in his pool you gotta play by his rules. Those rules being dumb and not taking into account the way people actually work is irrelevant.

>>14489103
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Tentacle_Forest#Tentacle_Story

>>14489103
>When did this happen? Cite your sources.

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Tentacle_Forest

Scroll down to the "Tentacle Story" portion.To sum up what happened:

>tentacles used to rape and eat humans and turn women into breeding pods
>prey gets scarce because monsters can't get pregnant unless it's human sperm
>tentacles get desperate and decide to just start killing and skip the rape part
>they attack a human while his lilim wife is nearby
>bad idea
>lilim gets insanely pissed and calls upon the demon lord army to annihilate most of the tentacle population
>a valuable lesson is learned

>>14489111
>Hasn't read World Guide 1
Yeah that's true enough. It seemed like a lot of reading, and at the time not all of it was translated.
Pastebin link perhaps?

>>14489096
Oh good, I was tired of regular old masturbation anyways. I'll fuck her vagina while I read my hentai instead.

>>14489126
>
>>14489125
>>14489124
>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Tentacle_Forest
Oh well nevermind.

>>14489129
She'll get upset at you not paying attention to her.

>>14489125
>lilim gets insanely pissed and calls upon the demon lord army to annihilate most of the tentacle population
And this is why a Lilims loved ones are not to be fucked with.

How lovely. A thread dedicated to nature's most noble and oft-misunderstood creature: The Skeleton.

>>14489133
I tell her to stop squirming, I'll play with her after I'm done.

>>14489135
Skeletons are gross.

>>14489136
But she just wanted to spy on and and lewdly spook boys. You're hurting her feelings.

>>14489137
Pleb taste, skinbag.

>>14489135

I GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU

>>14489139
Sorry that I am unable to like disgusting old bones trying to be cute.

>>14489125
>>14489130
>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Tentacle_Forest
>The tentacle plants themselves are technically just flora, not monsters, and so they were not transformed into monster girls by the Demon Lord's sorcery.
>The Demon Lord and her husband personally and brutally culled the Tentacle Forest to a tenth of its former extent to stop this behavior, impressing upon the plants in no uncertain terms that they'd better start acting as sex aides instead of murderers if they wanted to survive in her new world order.
But that implies that these tentacle plants had sapience. If so then why wouldn't they be considered monsters? You can't convince something with no intelligence to not do something you don't want it to do. Thusly meaning that the tentacle plants would be monsters anyway.
What the fuck?

>>14489135
I was watching a national geographic special on skeleton reproduction earlier. That shit is fascinating. Did you know they incubate their young inside live humans?

>>14489138
I want a lewd ghost to sneak into my room and wake me up with a blowjob.
I want to build a modular body for her so we can cuddle and fuck properly.
And when I say modular, I mean with different parts she can swap out, like bigger breasts, or a fake manticore tailpussy.
Imagine having a girl who can swap out different onaholes with different textures to serve as her pussy, and because she's possessing it, it feels real.

>>14489134
KC has stated many times that the monsters even being outnumbered 10:1 by humans, the lilims alone would steamroll every paladin and knight the Order could muster if they decided to get their shit together. They just have no discipline and only occasionally do anything proactive. When Deruella is the closest thing you have to a competent general, you know it's less a military and more a lazy mob.

>>14489138
I pat her head and tell her I'll take her out for ice cream later. I don't stop thrusting though, I'm almost there.

>>14489147
A plant with intelligence is still a plant.

>>14489147
And since there is a Tentacle monstergirl it seems like what was left succumbed to demonic energy and became monstergirls.

>>14489153
I want a lazy Lilim childhood friend who just wants to fuck and cuddle.
There's something appealing about powerful yet lazy girls.
That, and I want her to call me cute.

>>14489147
They're an ancient remnant regular monster, like old school elves. The monstergirlized version of that creature is called the Tentacle.

>>14489153
>the lilims alone
If that's true, it's only further proof that KC is a shit writer. I personally have difficulty believing that the Chief God wouldn't have some form of equivalent. But KC loves his one-sided terrible setting.

>>14489157
Why would a ghost want ice cream? You're still rudely ignoring her.

>>14489152
Wait
What if she's some kind of corpse amalgamation undead? Like she's made of the bodies of a bunch of different monster species, and she can reconfigure into various different monster forms?

>>14489163
>like what was left succumbed to demonic energy and became monstergirls.

It's still very much around, and a popular destination for monster couples. Read the world guide dude.

What is your favorite Wonderland Girl and why is it Chesire Cat?

>>14489135

"It's not far now. I can't escape the sinister guard. Approximately 100 meters above Camp IV she sits leaning against her pack, as if taking a short break. A woman with her eyes wide open and her hair waving in each gust of wind. It's the corpse of Hannelore Schmatz, the wife of the leader of a 1979 German expedition. She summited, but died descending. Yet it feels as if she follows me with her eyes as I pass by. Her presence reminds me that we are here on the conditions of the mountain."

>>14489168
Flesh golem, bro

>>14489160
More like a plant-type monster. Mandragora are considered monsters, when originally they were just plants in the shape of people with evil spirits inside them.
>>14489163
>>14489164
I know this already. I just find it weird that they only become that way after being dosed in demonic energy for a long period of time instead of immediately.

>>14489167
It's ghost ice cream, she'll like it. I let her play minesweeper while I finish. I pull out and cum in her butt.

>>14489174
Jabberwock. Powerful, lewd, powerfully lewd and would probably write poems about my penis. Or something.

>>14489166
>I personally have difficulty believing that the Chief God wouldn't have some form of equivalent

We'll probably see some more angel profiles that serve as the Order's elite, although many will end up being corrupted.

>>14489174
Chesire is just awful. Jabberwock is a best.

>>14489174
I want to give a Cheshire a hug.

>>14489182
She just wants you to act like you want to have sex with her.

>>14489145
What superficial thoughts. Still focused on the fleeting, skin-deep beauty of the flesh, and unable to comprehend the true, timeless grace of skeletons. Bones are beautiful even in maturity. Bones don't sag or wrinkle. And a skeleton will support you for you entire life and beyond.

>>14489179
>I just find it weird that they only become that way after being dosed in demonic energy for a long period of time instead of immediately.

Because the tentacle forest predates the Tentacle profile. Originally they weren't supposed to monsterize. I think his original intention was just to have them in the same category as the beasts and demon realm plants like prisoner fruit, which have never had much of an explanation why they didn't transform either.

>>14489174
How did you know my favorite Wonderland girl? Are you a psychic?
No, but seriously I want to bend a Cheshire over a table and pound her fat ass from behind while she moans my name.

>>14489194
Bones are ugly and feel awful.

>>14489166
She might, but anything that enters a Demon Realm gets corrupted. Best you can hope for is that they find a husband and stay neutral.

>>14489196

From what I've read, non-humanoid creatures only become monsters when they develop a strong desire to become one, similar to cait/cu sith, alps, and so on.

>>14489202
>Dominating a monster girl like a Cheshire.
Like that would ever happen.

>>14489193
I do, I do. I point out how much cum is leaking from her butt. I obviously enjoyed it a great deal. I kiss her on the cheek and take her out for ice cream.

>>14489166
>I personally have difficulty believing that the Chief God wouldn't have some form of equivalent. But KC loves his one-sided terrible setting.

Logically, if monsters weren't so terribly broken and destined to win, and things were a more balanced playing field, the Chief God would have kicked their slothful hedonistic asses a long time ago. It sucks but the way he's built it is monsters have to be able to win with a minimum effort. But the spread of mamano mana makes it even less effort than that.

>>14489207
Get b& again

>>14489207
>Dominating
What? It's just a sex position man, the only difference is who's thrusting.
You don't have to be the dominant one to bend a girl over a table and fuck her.

>>14489206
That's your headcanon talking. Do you have any idea how many monstergirls are made from nonhumanoid creatures in the first place? And not piecemeal, but the whole species?

>>14489209
But at least look her in the eyes next time.

>>14489207
Go to bed faggot, your falseflag is stale.

>>14489185
Well, those too but I was thinking humans. You'd think the full might of the Chief God on the shoulder of humanities finest would produce results. Instead, humans are useless children playing at war while waiting to be husbandod.

Where are the Archmagi razing villages to the ground? Where are the Paragons smiting everything in their paths? Where are the Inquisitors committing secret atrocities in the name of righteousness?

Nope. just bullshit overpowered monsters and the "even the most powerful get corrupted stick." Take MGE to any other fantasy setting and humanity backed by a goddess would look upon the Lillims and die laughing as they burn the demon realms to the ground before they were ever a problem.

>>14489211
Aren't Heroes the Chief God's equivalent?
I think the only problem is they're so loving and pure that they tend to end up falling in love with monsters or in the case of female heroes, becoming monsters.
That's just a guess though, we never hear much about Heroes.

>>14489184
>>14489187
>>14489191
>>14489202
Why not both?

>>14489223
Not really. Heroes are made out to be anyone capable of wielding a weapon and a follower of the Chief Goddess.

In reality they're cannon fodder. I mean, I like the whole "They're good guys so of course they fall for the MGs," but it leaves a lack of any meaningful opposition.

>>14489223
>Aren't Heroes the Chief God's equivalent?
Of lilims? MGE heroes job pretty hard, the MAMONO MANA is really intense in places heroes need to be and monsters are so lewd they're hard to resist. Also, the Order's training apparently sucks, so they really don't end up being comparable to the magical nuke that is a lilim.

>>14489225
Because I don't like Dragons.

>>14489174
I want to fuck a cheshire kitten up the ass!

>>14489225
Wocks are allergic to cats

>>14489223
A single really good hero is about dragon-tier. Lilims are so far above most anything that it's insane. Then the Chief God has the moronic idea to send heroes out to fight one at a time, so they always get mobbed and worn down. There's lines about heros never making it far enough to even battle lilims. Then there's the part where even stepping into the demon realm around the Demon Lord's castle instantly succubizes/incubizes you. So nobody has even made it to the gates of the castle uncorrupted.

The deck is clearly stacked.

>>14489233
DON'T

>>14489225
Because jabberwocks are good and memecat is not.

>>14489237
Why not?

>>14489240
Jabberwocks are trash.

>>14489243
You're trash

>>14489243
For someone with bad taste maybe.

>>14489236
>So nobody has even made it to the gates of the castle uncorrupted.
I'm sure I could do it, I would use the old "I'm the pizza guy".

>>14489247
Jabberwocks are worse.

>>14489243
I recognize this post.

>>14489174

>>14489249
I like it.
9/10, would tenderly inseminate fishhole after a long day of smiting.

>>14489252
That goes against the facts.

>>14489256
>inseminate fishhole
You mean you'd let her give you a handjob and jizz all over her roe? Hawt.

>>14489251
Then lilim daughteru number 84 answers the door with "Is there any other way I could pay?" and suddenly you realize your dick is a footlong and you've stumbled into a 90's porno plot that's also your wedding night.

Thanks mamanobama

>>14489258
No Anon, she's a sea bishop, they have an internal roe storage bay. I'm going to put my wiener in it and allow it's muscles and slimy fish feelers to stimulate me to orgasm.

>>14489236
I'm sitting here think about this and am just lost.

Why even write a setting where some literal mind altering force just wipes away all oppostition? I can deal with the idea that heroes would never make in because they get husbandod or see that perhaps the Order is in the wrong. But the idea that you could make it all the way there and just be "corrupted" is dumb.

But hey, I'd probably try to just walk up to her throne and her she's an idiot and the shit needs to stop. An MG might try and husbando me on the way but that shit can wait until I'm done.

>>14489252
How can you say such mean things?

>>14489225
Are you implying a dragoncat?

>>14489222
>Inquisitors committing secret atrocities
There needs to be more of this. Some powerful network of humans working behind the scenes.

>>14489269
Because it's true.

>>14489082
This?

>>14489269
Because he is gay.

>>14489260
>Thanks mamanobama
I really shouldn't have laughed so hard at that.

>>14489273
It' true that jabberwocks are lovely.

>>14489274
Does she sing?

>>14489266

The settings mentioned that a two-female party actually managed to reach the demon lord before getting corrupted, so apparently it's possible to resist if you're strong enough. I'm curious if KC will ever go in-depth who those two women were.

>>14489174

>>14489260
You know what? I wouldn't even be mad.
I actually want to marry a Lilim.
Also fuck her face until my cum is leaking out of her mouth, but mostly the marry thing.

>>14489283
>The settings mentioned
I was unaware of this. Interesting.

>>14489269
Why is she is in school, I like my jabbewocks NEET.

>>14489283
It was probably an early party. Like the DL's husband made it all the way to the throne on his own way back when she was actually beatable. Compare that to when she's a god now and the castle is the densest zone of demonic energy in existence. It's a very different set of conditions.

>>14489283
Given the Demon Lord is still alive, I'd assume they became monstergirls. Powerful ones.
On that note, I wonder when we'll get more high ranking named monstergirls. It'd be nice to flesh out the Demon Lord's court.

>>14489153
>lilims alone would steamroll every paladin and knight the Order could muster if they decided to get their shit together.
That's a damn lie and you fucking know it hero's alone are already supposed to be close to lilim level.

>>14489304
That's a lie and you know it anon.

>>14489294
Well alright, but don't let your Jabberwock be too much of a NEET. All Monster Girl Waifus need proper care and exercise each day to maintain a healthy lifestyle. A Monster Girl is a big responsibility you know, you have to care and love her dearly.

>>14489293
>I was unaware of this. Interesting.

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_I:_Fallen_Maidens#CASE_02:_Spirit_Energy_Corrosion_.28p84.29

It's a small tidbit, but an intriguing one as it opens the door for some extra world-building.

>>14489304
Yep. That's why the elite monster unit around the castle with no lilims in it never sees any action. The lilims must have got to the heroes first. Yep. That's got to be it.

I want to go on adventures with a Dhampir!

>>14489306
Oh jeez. That's a lot of ass.
Perfect for massaging.

Here's a question:

What would an MG do with a man she desires but who won't reciprocate? Let's assume that mind-break isn't a thing and the man has what he believes to be a valid reason for not loving her?

>>14489307
Very interesting.

>>14489336
Trick question. Magic won't let him resist.

>>14489343
I specifically said mind-break isn't a thing.

>>14489336
I think KC answered a question like this and if I remember correctly he said she'd let him go.

>>14489153
Im pretty sure it was more along the lines of "If the entire demon army and the entire order fought the MG would eventually win" not just lilims wreaking everyone. In the original Japanese fallen maidens its actually mentioned that druella tried to take over that holy city multiple times but was repelled each time so the order definitely isent helpless.

>>14489348
Did he? I haven't read all of his QAs.

>>14489336
Most monsters will move on if a man truly isn't interested.

>>14489346
It isn't mind breaking because he really wants it deep down.

>>14489348
>>14489353
That's uprising given how he writes the rest of his setting

"GOAT PUSSY."

>>14489355
But then it wasn't magic, was it?

>>14489359
HANDLEBARS

>>14489350
That holy city was THE most holy city in the Order though. It just wasn't the seat of government or an economic powerhouse. And they were famous for cranking out heroes like nobodies business. Besides, Deruella is one of over a hundred lilim. The gates may have stopped her by herself, but would not three or four or ten of her.

That she's the only one really running around actively trying to do that sort of stuff is somewhat of a blessing and goes back to the original statement. If all the lilim got their shit together, no Order city would stand a chance.

Just because you're a Dragon, you think that nice boy you kidnapped is yours to keep?
Think again! Heroes could happen to you, too! Take self-defense lessons!

Would you learn lewd martial arts with a ninja?

>>14489368
Like sexcraft?

>>14489368
*Ahem*
marital arts

I'll see myself out now

>>14489366
I want a Dragon to kidnap me! I want to see a Dragon teach all the other Dragon Species about how to kidnap cute human boys!

>>14489356
The context was if even after she did all of her crazy Demonic Energy™ techniques on him he was still able to refuse her then he would be let go.
Of course because this is KC he said the likelihood of that happening was one of the rarest of rare occurrences, and the guy would pretty much only be able to resist because he had another girl in his mind.

>>14489368
Of course, nothing like hitting a girl in seven pressure points and bumping her chest up a few cups.

>>14489359

>>14489368
What is she doing?

>>14489380
Sticking her tail in an honor hole.

>>14489366
>>14489368
I'm conflicted, on one hand I want to be kidnapped by a dragon and in the other hand I want to take those self-defense lessons with that ninja. Hm.

Goddamnit YBA update already

>>14489383
I don't have a clue what that means.

>>14489368
Yes, Kunoichi a cute.

>>14489389
He probably means a glory hole.

>>14489389
It's the Not!Japanese equivalent of a glory hole.

>>14489392
>>14489394
She's not doing that though.

>>14489397
Shhhhhhh.

>>14489397
Sure she is. There's a boy on the other side, ready to please her.

>>14489399
He's already there, tentatively licking the end of her spade tail.

>>14489398
No, I will not be quiet while you lie.

>>14489399
There is no such boy, she's flustered because she is being asked out on a date by her master.

>>14489403
Do non-alp spade tails squirt too? I think I will headcanon this as yes they do.

>>14489416
They can at least become erect.

>>14489416
>>14489419
What is it with you guys and making tails proxy-dicks?

>>14489403
>You'll never stroke a Succubus' tail.
>You'll never gently brush your hands over her wings.
>You'll never softly rub the bases of her horns.
God damn it I want to make a Succubus or Succubus Variant blush.
No alps allowed, just succubi.

>>14489438
You know alp lovers are gay thats a simple fact.

>>14489438
you sound like the kind of guy that thinks tentacles are gay

>>14489438
You do know girls squirt, right?

>>14489444
A tail is a tail a pussy is a pussy, a tailpussy is just a manticore thing.

>>14489441
I said non-alp you fucktard.

>>14489444
You do know that there's a fair amount of musculature and plumbing required to make that work, right?

>>14489444
Not from their tails though.

>>14489447
Nope, you should read that doujinshi with the succubus from Hisasi.
>>14489449
Why are you using logic? They are monstergirls.

>>14489438
I always liked the idea of alps using their spadetails as improvised dildos and masturbation aids, but it IS strange to see Anons talking about stroking and sucking on the tails of run-of-the-mill succubi and kunoichi.

Apophis is a jerk!

>>14489465
>Why are you using logic? They are monstergirls.
Because that's a whole new level of dumb

>>14489475
>stroking and sucking
Is it? I mean, I'm ok with them as an erogenous zone. It's no weirder than ears. Ejaculating tails is a shit idea though.

>>14489476
Pharoah is plain and ordinary!

>>14489125
>>14489134
I remember reading someone on MGU actually bitching over this and claiming it to be a total overreaction and proof of DL's cruelty, to attack peaceful, flesh-eating plants minding their own business like that. Fun place.

>>14489477
And you are a whiny nerd, your point?

>>14489496
Holy shit, how come I never read this.

>>14489496
Is this what I think it is?

>>14489496
Welp, time to fap again.

>>14489485
>I'm ok with them as an erogenous zone. It's no weirder than ears. Ejaculating tails is a shit idea though.
I agree with this statement 100%. Spade tails being erogenous zones is a-ok with me, but them squirting is just weird.

>>14489528
this.

>>14489496
Succubutts are stupid dumb.

>>14489508
Is she waiting for her date?

>>14489534
I think we all can agree you are the stupid dumb.

>>14489538
aww

You praised her right?

I mean there's consequences if you don't.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSt1ptsOjL0

>>14489508
Move, I have to visit Ryu onee-sama.

>>14489550
Holy fuck.

>>14489045
>no stories about x

>there once was a girl named x
>who kept thinking she was complex
>through misunderstandings
>and unneeded ramblings
>she kept missing the "SE" to her x

>>14489561
For you friend. Well done.

>>14489561
Limerick anon?

>>14489563
I wonder how threadcanon Liches and Promestein would get along.

>>14489566
DUDE

SEAWEED

LMAO

>>14489552
>"I sure hope Anon is coming to visit..."

>>14489563
I want to protect young promestien smile from those retarded angels.

>>14489571

Shoot, you're taking me back to my childhood. Oh man the weekends were full of Buddhist hymns, incense and manual labor. Strangely I never hated doing the work to help out, the lady monks were nice and I was able to help whenever I can.

If I did the same work in a Ryu temple I'd probably wouldn't last a day without hearing

"Anon that's too much for a human like you, let us take care of that for you."

"Anon you shouldn't be near the ashes, they might cause you to choke, why don't you wipe the seats instead"

"Anon, yeah, polish that brass urn, polish that to a mirror shine."

>doing acid for the first time tomorrow
>hoping I get to see my waifu

>>14489580
Kill yourself that's the fastest way

>>14489580
For the sake of faceless people on the internet, please don't overdo it, and good luck with your trip.

>>14489573
I understand that she was supposed to be the monstergirl Prometheus, getting punished for giving fire to mankind, but showing us that she used to be bullied for wanting to learn was a bit much.
It made me actually feel a little bad that she died.

>>14489616
You should have felt bad. She didn't want to be a villain. She just wanted to make science.

>"Anon! You're just in time for the Tea Party!"

>>14489580
Take 50 hits at once.

>>14489622
LIKE. RABBITS.

>>14489550
Goddammit my fucking sides.

>>14489622
>Don't worry, I brought the dormice.

>>14489622
The anatomy's a bit weird on this rabbit.

Fluffy thighs tho.

Good night everyone, take care and remember to not burn down the thread.
Instead, remember to make sure your daughteru doesn't get involved with time travel.

That's how you end up learning she actually ends up going back in time as a teenager to become your childhood friend and is actually your waifu.

>>14489661
And I just finished writing a line where the unaging hero apologizes to a girl for not marrying her because her grandmother would be upset.

>>14489666
But anon...
what if she is the grand mother?

As a side note, does it count as incest if your waifu is actually your daughteru grown up after traveling back in time to be your childhood sweet heart?

>>14489327
Fluffrape is a serious crime, anon! You'll ruin her for marriage!

>>14489668
No, a girl who is her own mother is just all kinds of messed up.

>>14489676
Ok.
Now for another question.
Is it a threesome if its you and two of her?

I want to join a herpetology forum where a bunch of reptile monstergirls post pictures of their pet lizards and snakes.

I want to become a fairly well known, friendly member of the community.

I want to make it all burn one day by posting a picture in the 'me and my pet' thread.

>>14489676
What about a man who is his own grandpa? That's okay, right?

>>14489685
I find the thought of lizardgirls posting their pet lizards really cute for some reason.

Captcha really doesn't understand 'cactus'

>>14489681
Technically yes.
>>14489690
Yes Fry, you're fine.

>>14489698
How about a man who Alps and becomes his own mother?

>>14489685
The pictures going to be you and your lizardman daughteru in her pink bunny pajamasisn't it?

>>14489700
I don't even.

>>14489700
B-but then he'd give birth to a succubuss.
And then he wouldn't be an alp in the first place.

>>14489705
And he's also his own father.

>>14489685
Why would it burn?

>>14489714
Michio Kaku please go.

Do you think this is an okay way to juggle two characters, or does it get annoying?

http://pastebin.com/1Ph1ahqu

>>14489715
Monstergirls collectively losing their shit when they suddenly learn that a well known member of their anonymous community is a human boy who shares their interests.
Dropped panties, EVERYWHERE.

>>14489721
>dick pics or gtfo

>>14489721
I can see a nerdy salamander busting down his door, glasses askew as she asks him if he wants to see her snake before blushing with the realization of how that could be taken.

>>14489726
Imagine their faces when he delivers a picture of himself looking disapproving and wagging his finger.

This is why we don't time travel. When you throw alping into the mix you wind up with a degenerate who is his own mother, father, sister, brother, son, and daughter.

>>14489715
Because they're mostly dateless neets who rely on their pets and this community centered around pets for social support, and suddenly human boy.

Alternatively, the picture is me and my 'pet lizard'.
i.e. my lizard onee-san naked with a collar and leash on
or >>14489702

>>14489715
How would you react if you found out some random writefag you like is actually your favorite monstergirl species? How would the rest of the thread react in that situation? It'd be like that.

>>14489734
>dateless neets who rely on this community for social support

Sounds familiar

>>14489730
Oh no, it's adorable.
I want to cuddle her.
On a slightly related note, what would it be like to have a monstergirl roommate?
Aside from the sex of course, that's pretty much a given.

>>14489743
Depends on the girl's personality.

>>14489743
A lot like having a monstergirl wife or live in girlfriend. Just with different rooms.

>>14489734
>lizard onee-san naked with a collar and leash on
Don't bully your onee-san! Don't you remember all the times she protected you from bullies and comforted you when you were scared?

>>14489756
Would she sneak into your room at night because she doesn't want to be alone?
How wonderful would it be to wake up and find her there, arms wrapped tightly around you, cuddling you with a big smile on her sleeping face?

>>14489758
Pet-play is not bullying, it's an expression of love! That's why the pet-play arc was the best one in NtK!

>>14489758
It wasn't my idea. I'm a little uncomfortable with it, honestly. She just really seems to enjoy it, and I want to make her happy. Same reason I cum deep in her pussy every night.

>>14489766
>making your onee-san walk on her hands and knees outside
>her flab and huge breasts swinging in the chilly evening air
2lewd, I bet you'll creampie her doggy style in the park and make her piss on a tree like a dog while it slowly drips out of her!

>>14489778
>hands and knees
More like elbows and knees. No half-measures!

>>14489685
>That Salamander who names her Lizards after Fire Pokemon
>That Kappa who lets her baby Turtle hang out in the pool on her head
>That Echidna who can't help but have a large collection of Nile Monitors and treats them all like her children
>That Jabberwock who thinks she's so funny posting pictures of her tentacle mouths and calling them her pets haha they don't count fuck off

>>14489799
>the pool on her head
I'd cum in there repeatedly while she sleeps.

>>14489720
Anyone?

>>14489822
More cowgirls.

>>14489799
>The Wurm who wanted a snake but they're too high maintenance so she got one of these

>>14489822
moo

>>14489834
That's not an answer.

>>14489838
Cowgirls are always the answer.

>>14489840
But I'm asking if the cutaway technique is annoying or not.

>>14489720
Will Cecil get back up with his Dragon Girl and crossdress for her?

>>14489843
Shush.

>>14489844
That will be a matter for December 25th.

A new letter of introduction has arrived!

Name: Tatake
Species: Bake Danuki
A tanuki-like extraspecies. They possess the ability to transform into anything they've seen even once. "I wonder what kind of fun transformations we're going to be able to see!"

Whelp. Tanuki girl. What's weird is that the line doesn't say people but merely "things", guess she can do inanimate objects too.

>>14489847
She'll get her Princess back for Christmas? That sounds nice. I like my sweet sappy endings.

>>14489849
The nose, the nose!
>>14489853
That's not what the story is about though. And it still doesn't answer my question. If nobody says anything, I'm leaving it like that.

>>14489849
>Paws and ears
Damnit. Well, I'll always have regular tanuki.

>>14489849
These are getting worse and worse.

>>14489857
Oh, yeah it's a fine way to juggle two characters.

Come on though, you can't just let the Dragon Girl be alone for Christmas. Please reconsider as this matter concerns love.

>>14489866
Thank you.
>Come on though
That will be a matter for December 25th.

>>14489849
This isn't like my Chinese tanuki cartoon characters at all! But really, that design is all over the place. It's as if they couldn't decide on what they wanted to do with it, so they went with some generic loli thing with paws.

>>14489849
That design's pretty bad, although if it's supposed to be like kan colle it makes sense that there are more than a few forgettable ones.

>>14489849
>transforms into a loli onahole
>you fap with her and cum inside
>That's $10.000 for the creampie special, onii-chan!

We're dead. Let's go get high off of Manticore barbs.

>>14489890
But you can't get high on manticore barbs. I find this post suspicious. And the premature declaration that we're dead is weird.
Oh shit.
GHOULS!

>>14489890
Not dead just sketchin'.

>>14489890
Not dead, just writing.

>>14489890
Not dead, yet

>>14489898
>>14489902
Bless you.

>>14489890
But what if I prefer Oomukade venom?

>>14489915
Then you must kiss, kiss, kiss her!

>>14489881
>>14489877
>>14489865
She's certainly a low point in the designs so far, that's for sure. Wonder what the Japanese thingk of her, I never really bother to check the comments on them since there's always these 4 mexicans talking to each other there.

>>14489890
>Human boy is adopted by a man and his monster wife when he's still just a baby
>He never thought it was strange that a Werewolf was his mom, she was the only mom he'd ever known
>She decided to clean his room one day while he was at school
>She finds a bag full of Manticore barbs
>He comes home to find the bag on the table, and he sitting there sobbing
>"...Mom?"
>"WHERE DID YOU GET THESE?!"
>"I can explain! T-they're not mine, they're for a friend!"
>"OH DEMON LORD, MY SON'S BECOME A JUNKIE!"

>>14489921
>there's always these 4 mexicans talking to each other there
¿Qué?

>>14489926
What if they're from his Manticore Girlfriend who sneaks in late at night to play DnD with him, and she sheds Barbs everywhere, and he puts them in a bag since he doesn't know how to properly dispose of them and doesn't want to out her and make her embarrassed for her shedding

>>14489932
Wait fuck i meant to remove that image for a different post

Oh well

>>14489940
It's okay, wock nee-sans are better than manticore girlfriends anyways

>>14489940
>>14489932
It's ok, the world needs more jabberwock.

That reminds me, still gotta get on that business wock.

>>14489950
I'd get on a business wock, if you know what I mean

I mean I'd have intercourse with her

>>14489949
>Manticore girlfriend finally comes over to visit
>Wock onee-san loudly objects to her because of her species reputation and she will have no one but her bully her otouto
>Also her otouto is supposed to love her, not some weird Lion Scorpion girl. She'll be alone otherwise
>Meanwhile the Manticore girlfriend is actually shy but wants to get past her stereotype and prove she can be a loving kind housewife
Which Visual Novel route do you go down? Which girl do you go down on?

>>14489949
get out of here with your lies

>>14489962
I pick the Genki Hatter Route.

>>14489962
Nee-san/sensei is always the correct choice, but a bigamy end is acceptable too.

>>14489962
Manticore trying to become a housewife sounds more fun.

>>14489962
I always go with the Nee-san route when given the choice. If it's a Wock then that's even better.

>>14489685
Fuck, now I want this too.

Joining some forum or MMO community with my gender hidden and teasing myself with the thought of suddenly letting it out has been my guilty fantasy.

>>14489962
Isn't there a hinezumi teacher route?

>>14489931
There's a bunch of mexicans that are always discussing the girls in the replies to the announcement tweet. It's kinda bizarre, but I guess even beaners really like monstergirls.

Am I too late to snusnu the moomoos?

>>14489953
She'd have you work overtime, if you know what I mean.

No really, she needs those tps reports.
She has an early morning meeting, chop chop time is money.

>>14490007
>Join a guild
>Don't mention your gender and just play along as usual
>When invited onto voice chats for raids, say you don't have a mic but you can join to listen to instructions
>After a couple of months of keeping this up you finally speak
>Everyone goes silent in shock, there was a human boy in the guild all along
>And then it comes, what seems like a million questions at once
>It takes the Jabberwock guild leader muting everyone and appointing for the behaviour for them to stop
>It doesn't stop her asking her own questions though

>>14490007
>Anon posts picture of himself and pet on forum
>"This is my lizard, isn't she cute?"
>Next day, 750 unread PMs
>All from lizardgirls

>>14490043
Never too late for moosnu

>>14489152
>modular body for sex

>I have discovered that you like anal.
>So I got three.
>for optimal efficiency of arousal I have taken the liberty of placing all anuses in easy access and immediately visible locations

>What the fuck is this?
>A bucket, filled to capacity with artificial penises of varying type, shape, size, species, and color.
>But WHY is there a bucket of dicks on my kitchen table?!
>Your bookmarks contain 13 different fetish sites relating to females also possessing male genitalia. I have filled this bucket with penises most similar to those of your most-viewed pictures. Choose your preferred penis or penises from the bucket.
>What the fuck?!
>Choose your preferred penis or penises from the bucket.

>>14490050
>>14490052
Aw yiss. It's all about the moment you reveal it...

>>14490061
>>>/d/

>>14489743
>be anon
>roomies with an awkward but nice enough centaur
>she's on the shy side and stutters heavily but you get along well enough with her
>surprised she doesn't rape because mamono
>you actually had doubted being roomies with a mamono but it turned out fine
>you keep having wet dreams though for some reason
>you mentioned it one time to her and she just left the room
>what's up with that?

>W-why are you drooling?

How do writefags choose their names?

>>14490157
Beats me, I can't even pick names for characters I think up to fantasize about or my own name when I play an MMO.

>>14490157
I couldn't, so I just picked something really obvious and lame

>>14490169
Naming dictionaries help

>>14490157
I ask myself "If I read this name multiple times during a sex scene would I lose my boner?" If the answer is yes, then I try again with another one.
And another one.
And another one.
And another one.
Uhh, what, what?

>>14490175
I meant the name of the writefag, not the characters.

>>14490157
I just go with Anon.

>>14490157
"A funny word than can under no circumstances be connected with me; oh, it's taken, let's add some shit to the end."

>>14490157

Aftyn- Found on a math test while I was growing up

>>14490157
Choose something ironic.

>>14490199
Ironic?

>>14490201
>Cop_Killa_69_1488
I kind of want to start a false-flag Pastebin account with that name now.

>>14490206
>>14490201
I'd use my name as an example but I'd rather not. The gist of it is using a name that's at odds with how you write or what you put into your writing. References for example.

>>14490201
I want somebody to name themselves 'Futa/Furry bin' then write nothing but silly vanilla stuff

>>14490222
>>14490228
I'll figure something out.

forever sketchin'

good night /mgt/
good lord i should've gone to bed ages ago

>>14490237
Who's that badass up top?

>>14490228
"Cait Sith is my waifu" would be a silly name if the person went on to write no furry at all and mostly stuck to girls with scales.

>>14490157
During character creation for a D&D campaign, a friend of mine was busy and asked me to make him something. I was busy, too, so he ended up playing a carbon copy of my character. We considered them to be twins. A few levels later and we were ruthlessly efficient Born-of-the-Three-Thunders metamagic sorcerers known in-universe as The Thunder Brothers.

>>14490304
That's really gay

>>14490304
I don't have cool stories like that going for me. Maybe I'll just call myself Historianon, because I'm telling the history of a knight errant.

>>14490157
By trying to be as much of a faggot as possible.

>>14490304
Fucking incredible.

>>14490311
>>14490305
Make way for the butthurt illiterate.

>>14490305
No u

>>14490309
Knight Errants are neat, though.

>>14490328
I'll just use that name, then.

I want to LARP with a nerdy harpy.

>>14490062
This anon knows it, that moment is just priceless.

>>14490346
What if she wants to LARP Hospital?

>>14490157
Dart board.

Did someone say Skeletons?

>>14490489
I'd rather bone her.

Hehe, get it,guys?

>>14490157
my name is actually a title for my OC
"The iron beast of the south east"

>>14490496
No, explain

>>14490489
>>14490508
I want to fuck Entoma

>>14490532
What's with this flat demon? this is almost heretic.

>>14490532
ay baby, what's flat and blue and rhymes with stew?
You

>>14490508
Well, you bone those that can be boned?

>>14490532
ＮＡＩＺＵＲＩ
ＡＩ
Ｉ

What's with the dead thread? i wanted more lewd things to happen!

>>14490564
Fool, dont you know everyone is at the concert?

>>14490570
That image always gave me bad vibes, like she was a trap all along waiting for you to fap to her.

Alps pls go.

>>14490576
>convinced that the Idol is actually an alp
You need to see a docter friend

>>14490576
>Made you gay bro!
>Psyche!
Yeah, now that you said it I can totally imagine it. And now that you're gay you have to put your dick in her pussy and impregnate her while sucking on her tits.

>>14490616

>>14490677
What's with lolis always ruining every lewd thought i have?

I swear to god if one more loli scout comes to my house selling sabbath cookies i'm going to bully echidnas.

>Be most hardcore paladin ever
>Follow a strict set of rules to be as righteous as possible
>Swore to never kill and to spend my entire life making the world a better place
>Purge monsters and humans alike without discrimination
>Just done dealing with a group of bandits
>Hear about a dragon kidnapping men
>Go to her lair and confront her
>She acts all proud and naughty
>We agree to a duel
>Clutch the victory after a long, exhausting match
>At one point she even used her original form
>Free the men and leave after sermonizing her
>She follows me
>Can't get her to go away
>She keeps calling me master and begs for sex constantly
>Nobody will give me quests because of her clinging on to me 24/7
>This is how justice dies

>>14490695
Hey, the lolis need some dick so they can turn into hot hot MILF's instead of 30-something CC mojo's.

>>14490702
I want to make a dragon my servant by beating her in a duel!

>>14490702
Losing is winning, I guess.

>>14490714
I wouldn't be allowed to do that.

If I did then I'd force the dragon to get chunky and make her walk around in a french maid uniform that's too sizes too small for her. Her huge, soft breasts would nearly be flowing from her bra and her poochy belly would be outlined by the uniform for all to see.

That wouldn't even include her thick thighs and wide hips that streched the skirt, alongside a big bottom that she can't hide.

>>14490723
I like the way you think.

>>14490731
Do you?
Why would you want a thick dragon to growl out 'Good Morning Master' before going back to doing chores, the slightest movement displaying her new, gropable rear for all to see?

>>14490737
Stop it! i am so diamonds that it hurts.

>>14490748
Would you sneak up on your maid for an 'inspection' and start squeezing her breasts? The milky flesh oozing through you fingers while she tries to remain calm, biting her plump lip while her face slowly reddens?
Are you planing on sliding your hands down her sides until they are at her waist? stroking her inner thigh and rear as her tail starts to twitch?

Pitter, patter, little feet are scuttling!
Don't leave yours hanging out of the bed or you'll end up under it cuddling!

>>14490765
I'm going to slap her with a newspaper until she goes away.

Anyone want to recommend cute stories? Doesn't matter what girl, just want to read something heartwarming. Have a small shark as thanks.